how to get drunk as a quadriplegic: a helpful guide

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What happens when the quadfather gets drunk, discovers karaoke, and gets surrounded by friends who absolutely refuse to make responsible decisions?

This episode has everything: shower mimosas, Creed, wheelchair DUIs, strip club stories, weed edible disasters, and one of the most chaotic birthday parties we’ve ever had.  What it's like to be drunk and disabled!

Just a couple of punks laughing way too hard and telling stories that probably should’ve stayed off camera. Enjoy.

Transcript

Cold Open Chaos

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Who's a drinking ball? Yep, bobs! Bionic nipples!

SPEAKER_05 0:04

Jell-Ops! Bionic nipples? Yeah, the bionic nipples, I think, was in the song. Or I may have heard that wrong. I can give you whiskey and throw a spark plug in there. That's a f bionic nipple.

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Drinking the f gob.

SPEAKER_05 0:21

Let's go. I'm so hype right now. That was great, dude.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Just a couple of pants, not trying to get by. Just a couple of teas, not trying to survive. Couple green thumbs, not high, okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:50

The first time I knew I got drunk, it was at my stepdad's garage, and I invited people over. I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm about to drink. And I had beer. I had Bacardi.

SPEAKER_05 1:05

Fuck. You were mixing dark and light?

SPEAKER_02 1:08

I had beer, Bacardi, Jaegermeister.

SPEAKER_05 1:12

Oh, you fucked up. Oh god. You fucked up, dude. You never break out the Jaeger after the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:21

Speaking of honeys, and honey sitting on my lap, and I was just chilling. Was her name honey? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:28

Oh her name was all no, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:30

I was just her name was Alyssa.

SPEAKER_05 1:31

Making notes. Her name was Alyssa. She was a honey. Yeah, but she was. That's right, they were sweet.

SPEAKER_02 1:36

She was like chilling. And then I all of a sudden, like, I didn't realize like all this shit was about to come up, dude. It was wild. Like, first did she end up taking care of you or like did you no you gotta hear it.

SPEAKER_05 1:48

Okay. Yeah, listen. So open your ears.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

So I never got drunk to where I'm like, holy shit, I'm about to throw up. I'm like, what the fuck's going on? And I feel like coming up. So I push her off of me, and you know, like, there's like a metal pole in the fucking garage.

SPEAKER_05 2:11

Did you get her head on it?

SPEAKER_02 2:12

She yeah, accidentally, and I open up the fucking side door to grow.

SPEAKER_05 2:18

I just threw up so much fucking Was it like projectile throw up or was it like you ever seen like the poltergeist?

SPEAKER_02 2:28

It was bad. That was the first time I got drunk. Oh, and then and so a girl's like, hey, I'm I'm I'm gonna be a nurse. Like you should uh she was like, eat some bread. Worst mistake in my life.

SPEAKER_05 2:44

Oh, you ate bread on top of it. Yeah, and you yaked it, huh?

SPEAKER_02 2:46

Yeah, yaked it right up.

SPEAKER_05 2:48

How did you feel the next day?

SPEAKER_02 2:49

Fucking terrible, dude.

Shower Mimosa And Creed Reset

SPEAKER_05 2:51

Did you drink back into it? Or did you birthday? I took the champagne bottle and I it was like I took the open one, go back home, didn't hear from you, try to call you the next morning. I was like, oh fuck. Because I found out they're like, they were watering his drinks down, and you were, and I was like, oh shit. I go in the, I sit in the shower because you gotta sit in the shower and like hate yourself for what you did. Um, I think it's a rite of passage, and if you're not playing Creed, you're not American. So, like the oh man now, and I'm holding it onto the shower rod, by the way. Okay, and I feel like shit. And I took the orange juice before I went up in there and I put it in the champagne bottle, put my thumb in there, right in there, shook it upside down. So I made a like homemade mimosa, shook it up to a party up in there, and then I was like, listen to Creed. I'm drinking it. So you kind of coast back into it, right? It's a little buzz, kind of gets you out of it. That's a good remedy. That's really a good remedy.

SPEAKER_04 3:48

That's a shower mimosa.

Barracks Night Drink Math

SPEAKER_05 3:49

It's a shower champagne, yo. That's how we're doing it. Listen, if you're not having shower champagnes in 2026, what type of year are you gonna have, right? Listen, this is what we do. So I look over at the chick that like fucking drove me home. She was pissed, by the way. I was like, Man, you think Max is okay? I try to call you. I call, dude, I was I dude, I was so worried. All right, because I did not hold back. You said we're gonna have a fucking barracks night. We were yeah, no, and we did. We absolutely did. We did a lot of karaoke, it was a very good time.

SPEAKER_02 4:17

I lost track of how many times how many drinks I was like, so did your PA, and he came up to me.

SPEAKER_04 4:24

Evie, how many, how many drinks should I be giving him? Like, how many have you given him? He's like, Oh, I remember six.

SPEAKER_05 4:31

I remember him saying that, and I took it as a challenge because I was fucked up. I was like, We're gonna, whatever it is, plus nine it.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

Rico, were you excited to get the disabled guy drunk?

SPEAKER_05 4:42

I was very excited. I was like, I didn't know if I had like the approval from you guys because he had like all you all of your nurses like were there, most of them. Yeah, right? And I didn't get like I never asked, and you know why? Because I didn't fucking want to. This is me and you, buddy. I was like, buckle up, I'm in for a ride, you know?

SPEAKER_04 5:01

Were you trying to see what was gonna happen with Max?

SPEAKER_05 5:04

No, not really, but I was like kind of like a part of me kind of was like, is he a bubbly drunk or is he a teddy bear drunk? Like what type of what type of I've never seen you drunk. I've never seen you drunk. Is he like a get the fucking wood fire pizza fucking like get the fuck? Oh, is it? Oh, okay. Well, very well noted.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

I'm a happy drunk.

SPEAKER_05 5:23

You're happy.

SPEAKER_04 5:24

You love everybody, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:25

You're a teddy bear.

SPEAKER_02 5:26

Give me a hug. Give me a hug.

SPEAKER_05 5:28

You're a teddy bear.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

Well, because I can't feel like so like I can feel like my shoulders just pressure. So I'm like, give me a hug. Give me a hug. Give me a hug.

SPEAKER_05 5:40

You'd be like, give me a hug. Is it 10-year anniversary and your 30th birthday? He was happy, dude. Uh you were smiling all the way up the elevator. I had so forgot that you had an elevator. I was like, how are we gonna get him up there? Dude, we're fucked up right now. I was like, I got it. Like, you get an arm and I get a leg, you know? We'll do it together. I was looking at Darren, I was like, Darren, get in the fucking get in the yeah, to Creed, take me. Can you take me hi? That's how I was looking at the stairs. I looked at you, I looked at Darren, I looked at the stairs, and then Creed played. It was like, can you take me hi, yeah? And I was like, get his legs, we gotta get him up the stairs.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

So you literally were in the shower.

SPEAKER_05 6:29

Yeah, I have my dude. I literally at one point, because I'm I'm sitting sideways and I'm holding the fucking curtain rod, I'm like, you piece of shit.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

That's Max's laugh, everybody. That's what I'm like, why the fuck do you keep doing this dude?

SPEAKER_05 6:45

And I keep telling myself, I was like, we're never doing a shitter cut. I was like, fucking Max could be dying over there right now. And I'm fucking-called Max. I called him, yeah. And so he like eventually he calls me back, okay? Keep in mind I finished a whole bottle of fucking champagne in the shower with orange juice. So mimosa, all right? We're having a great time. All right, and I was like dancing in the show. It's one point when the buzz hit, I started dancing, and then sometimes you gotta hit it with a helicopter and you're just having a great time, all right? So fucking Creed flew off, and then it started hitting EDM music, and I was like, we can helicopter now. This is we were in helicopter range and distance, we are cleared to go. So I call you, you were red in the face. You were red in the face, and you're like, I was like, I was like, how are you feeling? And you're like, oh, I'm good. And I'm like, how'd you sleep? And you're like, I fucking slept, like shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

Sorry, sure.

SPEAKER_05 7:36

Dude, you were red in the face. I was like, oh my god, I got I was like, I took out my boy, and I didn't even mean to. I was like, he said he wanted a barracks tonight. And then I find out, then I find out everybody else was watering down your drinks.

SPEAKER_04 7:49

Okay, after like the first two or three, I typically try to water it down because Max will want to drink while he's drinking.

SPEAKER_05 7:57

I was adding liquor. I was like, fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

Max, how does your tolerance change? Yeah, how does that really fucked up?

SPEAKER_05 8:03

What's your difference between tolerance before and tolerance now?

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Oh, I can drink like a motherfucker. Or now you can hold it more down. Oh yeah. I don't know if it's a heavyweight drinking championship belt. Dude, I don't drink a lot, but when I do, I drink to get fucked up. It's like a mission.

SPEAKER_05 8:21

You gave me the green flag that day.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

Yeah, I was like, You did.

SPEAKER_05 8:23

You came up to me like every hour on the hour. By eight o'clock, we were already both like shwacked. You bumped your knee into a table.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

No, I I drove. You drove. You were cut off at that point.

SPEAKER_05 8:35

I drove my chair into my you were cut off, and then I came back where I was like, Yeah, you need it.

SPEAKER_04 8:40

Max, do you get the spins when you're drunk? Do you?

SPEAKER_02 8:43

Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why I wanted to go for a stroll. That's why I started. You're taking tables out. Yeah, into the wall, basically. You went into the wall? Well, no, I went into the pool and said, Well, luckily there was a table close to the wall.

SPEAKER_04 9:00

Max, you could get out of a lot with a wheelchair card, but apparently in Illinois, if you operate a power chair under the influence, you can get a DUI.

SPEAKER_05 9:07

What if we're both under the influence? I'm like operating it behind.

Wheelchair Swerves And DUI Law

SPEAKER_04 9:11

Yeah, if you have control, yeah. It says actual physical control. Illinois law applies to any person who drives in or is an actual physical control of a motorized vehicle, including wheelchairs. Wait, wait, wait. So here's the question.

SPEAKER_05 9:23

That's control from there.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

What the hell are they gonna do? Are they gonna rip it off? You're gonna arrest him? Yeah, cup him. Cup himself. You were drinking cotton. Step out of the chair.

SPEAKER_05 9:36

You know, yeah. Step out of the chair, please. You know why I pulled you over? Swerving down this road.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

You would have to be the biggest douchebag cop if you have oxygen. No, no, no. Fucking daze me, bro. Not on my watch. So it's a great party. Uh that's the first time I drank uh since New Year's Eve. And I was doing uh karaoke, and I was pretty fucked up, and you were about to leave.

SPEAKER_05 10:05

Your favorite song from karaoke that night. What was it? Fuck. Fucking because we hit Frank. Dude, we hit Frank Sinatra. Everybody was getting down. There was like wait, we did Frank Sinatra. Yeah, we did Frank Sinatra. You did fucking Katie Perry when I was getting yelled at outside. My date was like You said we were leaving by six.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

She wasn't very happy.

SPEAKER_05 10:22

Oh, she was well, because she read I so I showed her the like the invite you sent on my phone, right? It said like one to six. And we'll leave. She's like, I'm like, yeah, and like me, I was like, I kind of sat there, I was like, yeah, we might stay a little later. And she damn well knows. It's like once you get like because you gave the go-ahead, which is very rare. Like I get with a military buddy and they give the go-ahead. Yeah, we're going all fucking night. Yeah. And she was like, if you don't get the fuck in that car, we're done. And I go, and the door opens, Evie comes to check, and she's like, Is everything okay? I'm like, and me, I am fucking the wall is hitting, dude. We have hit the wall. And I'm like, No, it's okay, everything's good. And I sat there and I'm like, but but she gives me the ultimatum, door opens, I hear you sing Katy Perry. Light bulb goes on, I hear you sing karaoke. Me and you were doing a couple of songs before that. I go, fuck it. And like I've like turned around like a bout face military style. Turn around, bro. So fast, I'm like, well.

SPEAKER_04 11:18

Is that before or after the dick shot?

SPEAKER_05 11:20

That was oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

That was before.

SPEAKER_05 11:24

Okay, so as you can obviously see, that was after. He did open gifts, okay, and I didn't know what to get them. So as all good friends do, they go to Spencer's on last minute notice.

SPEAKER_04 11:34

So this was like happy birthday, Max. Here's what I got you.

SPEAKER_05 11:37

Yeah, so I got you a little duck because I like ducks, and this one says ducked up, and then I got you a pin because your boy should have pins. And then I got you this one because we're buddies. And you know what? This is I thought this would be appropriate.

SPEAKER_02 11:49

All right, yeah. I got you that shot glass, man. Definitely uh it's average size, right? I don't I don't know. Comment down below, guys. I don't know, man. It's average size, right?

SPEAKER_05 11:58

Yeah, and if it's not hashtag it could be worse.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 12:05

Yeah, that's like that's like five shots in one. Yeah. That was dirty. Yeah, that was dirty, dude. And what did we put in there? It was the jack honey, right?

SPEAKER_04 12:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:13

No, we put rum in there.

SPEAKER_04 12:15

So you wanted the dick to rum all over you?

SPEAKER_05 12:17

Yeah, you were like, you know, wizard. Boom. And so, no, wait, hold on. You want wait, wait, what was that? Wait, what?

SPEAKER_02 12:23

I'm gonna rum. I'm fucked up. And I'm like, you shouldn't have to do it.

SPEAKER_05 12:27

Yeah, you were happy about you saw it and you're like, you're like, go fill it up. We're gonna do a shot. I was like, do you want you want to do a shot out of that? And you're like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

Yeah, basically.

SPEAKER_05 12:37

Dream bros in the most in the most heterosexual way.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

Yes. Uh basically, uh, that was my birthday. By the way, may the fourth be with you.

Club Nights And Party House Era

SPEAKER_05 12:46

May the fourth be with you, dude. Let's go. That's is that let me ask you caveat on that. Okay. Have you seen all the Star Wars? Yes. Have you seen and I I so I got a list. I have it prepared. You got a list? Yeah, I got a list. Alright, Zombie Land? No. Meet the parents? No. Meet the Fox? No. Motherfucking. Alright, the watch?

SPEAKER_02 13:06

No.

SPEAKER_05 13:06

Jennifer Schmucks.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

No.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

You're kicking me in the dick, dude. Alright, uh, dude, where's my car?

SPEAKER_02 13:13

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:13

Well, Max has seen Super Mad 748 times. And he used to have parties, like project rocks at his frickin' mansion.

SPEAKER_05 13:22

Your garage is the size of my house.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

Rico, this used to be a party house. Yeah. This used to be the party house.

SPEAKER_05 13:29

I missed out. I missed out, huh?

SPEAKER_02 13:31

Man, not me, my buddy Chuck Chuck. Chuck, we used uh smoke and drink all the time. What's the difference between like how you feel smoking versus how you Okay, so I obviously I've drank and smoke at the same time. I went cra crazy in 2017. That's when I got out of the hospital. I was like, let's fucking drink, let's smoke, let's go.

SPEAKER_05 13:53

What was like the ending of every average night? Okay, so like how would you end the night? Like every average night, like when did the night end? At what time did your average party night end?

SPEAKER_02 14:02

6 a.m. Fuck there is a difference. Like with me uh drinking and smoking, drinking, I just like sucked down my drinks, like like with a straw.

SPEAKER_05 14:12

Like your birthday?

SPEAKER_02 14:13

Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_05 14:14

Was that like a soft version of what you normally were doing?

SPEAKER_02 14:18

No, that was that's pretty much pretty close. Same speed?

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Pretty close. I mean, minus the hookers. Yeah, there was no hookers that night.

SPEAKER_05 14:26

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

Escorts.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

Sorry, escorts.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

When I went to clubs back then, like I used to go to clubs all the time. Like I would knock out probably like nine sh nine shots. How does that work if you go to clubs?

SPEAKER_05 14:39

Do you have to do like is there like a set plan? Like, okay, we have to bring this staff with you to go and like is there pre-planning?

SPEAKER_02 14:46

How do you think that I just like BDE? Yeah, like back then.

SPEAKER_05 14:51

Big dick energy it there, you're like, I'm gonna stumble over there.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 14:55

Yeah, you fucking pull out a hundred, give it a bouncer, you're like, yo, what's good?

SPEAKER_02 14:59

Hey, I used to like cash like from my mouth, and then they would have to come and grab it. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_05 15:06

Yeah, you're like, come get it pretty more.

SPEAKER_04 15:09

Nope, nope, they're women.

SPEAKER_05 15:11

They're women bouncers? No.

SPEAKER_04 15:12

What clubs are you going to? Strippers.

SPEAKER_05 15:14

Oh, you were going to strip clubs. Yes. This is foreign to me. I can't go to strip clubs anymore.

SPEAKER_02 15:21

Well, why?

SPEAKER_05 15:23

Why? Oh my. Well, you see a certain amount of drinks in, you know, I turned a cabin savahoe.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

Do you know you could be an optometrist? You could do a head tonight. You could do it.

SPEAKER_05 15:32

I'm like, yeah, I was like, girl, I could get you out of this place, meanwhile, she's making like five grand a night, you know? I don't even see that. I see that in like a month. And they're making that. So I can't, I don't go to well, and that and it's not my it's not my thing. There's no chase.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

There's no chase. There's no chase. You're going there.

SPEAKER_05 15:48

Like if I want to get sexually frustrated, right? Like, I'm not gonna go to a fucking strip club because there's nothing you could do.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

Bro, I didn't get sexually frustrated when I went to a strip club.

SPEAKER_05 15:56

What happens to you when you go?

SPEAKER_02 15:57

They come back.

SPEAKER_05 15:59

They come back? Yeah. You slide in their DMs, don't you? No. You sneak a little guy, yo.

SPEAKER_02 16:04

They come back, they fucking clock out of work.

SPEAKER_05 16:06

Oh, and say they come to your house? Yeah. Wait, do they come back so it's good, it's good shtick. I like it. So you show some good shtick. It's good.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

I wish I could. So they bring their friends here too? What?

SPEAKER_05 16:23

Do they bring their friends here? Yeah, obviously. So you're just like a gang of strippers at your house.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Like they make more money here than they do there.

SPEAKER_05 16:32

Here?

SPEAKER_02 16:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 16:35

We we were we were like throwing like dude all either about okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

I've literally missed out on so much. Yeah, that was in 2017.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

2017. But yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:47

Have you gone to the clubs since?

Making It Rain The Wrong Way

SPEAKER_02 16:50

Uh not until now since like 2021. Last club I was like, how does that work when you go to the club?

SPEAKER_04 16:57

Can you tell the Rex throwing the cash story, please?

SPEAKER_05 16:59

Rex threw cash at somebody?

SPEAKER_02 17:01

We used to go at this uh club heavily bodies. I got closed down. I don't know why. This feel you don't know why? We used to go there. I used to get the best seat in the house, right?

SPEAKER_05 17:13

Can we go back?

SPEAKER_02 17:14

No, it's closed. Open your ears, Rico.

SPEAKER_05 17:17

Can we reopen it and go back?

SPEAKER_02 17:20

I don't know what the hell is going on in there, but there's like a uh girl, and she's like, she's climbing to the top of this bowl and like doing crazy shit. So I tell my uh brother, my wonderful brother, who is my cash handler, like, yo, let's make him rain up in here. He's like what does he do?

SPEAKER_05 17:44

Like just throw the whole fucking wad at her, like from Max, fucking throws it, let him tell me. Walks out with a black eye, like fucking that guy.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

I was like, bro, Rex got kicked out. That's why they closed. Let's make it rain. He's like, he he looks at the girl and and he points at me, like saying, It's my money, and he throws fifty fucking singles, just smacked at her. Now you didn't make it rain. In the watt. It was a watt. Like he threw a brick at her.

SPEAKER_05 18:18

What were you thinking in your head at that time? Like you had one job. Has he ever been to strip clubs before that? No, he just I thought you would have trained him up by now.

SPEAKER_02 18:27

He's my brother. Like, he doesn't know that you can like just throw it up. Like, like he's like, he's like, or you can do that. I'm gonna next time bring the gun or whatever. You have a gun? This the money on that that's what I'm gonna do next time. For learning purposes and learning purposes only are gonna go. Because my brother, like, just threw the lot at like threw a wall a lot of singles at this. She probably had a welt on her. That's how bad it was.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

I feel like your brother would have like wound back, like rolled it into a ball, and just fucking MLB just pitched that thing, like fucking throw a leg up and just I used to smoke shit, like chimney.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

I used to smoke on federal property. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 19:14

Really?

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Allegedly. Don't answer that. So basically, uh like for smoking, it sucks. Like it's awesome, but it sucks at the same time because you want to move around. So you want to like if I'm not driving and I'm sitting there just high as fuck, like when I was smoking back then, it was kind of boring.

SPEAKER_05 19:36

Does it depend on the weed though? Because I feel like different weeds do different things.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

Well, yeah, Indica, obviously. Like, you're just gonna chill. Like, I'm already chilling, not moving anywhere. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 19:47

You big chilling. It's like reverse. I think it was like the reverse.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

In the chair. Yeah, in the chair.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Maxim, you can't breathe. How do you smoke?

SPEAKER_05 19:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

So how does that work? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 19:58

I just I just like you just wish upon a dream that that shit gets in there one way or another.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

You're just like, so what I do. I just I just go like like a like I can't inhale. So I just go like uh like goldfish suck it in? Then I'm just like Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:22

Oh wait, can you like like tube it into the vent?

SPEAKER_05 20:25

You could tube it if you took a not that I would know or anything, full disclosure, but if you took an empty popper paper towel roll, right? Kind of like blow it in there.

SPEAKER_04 20:34

No, it's got like oxygen ins on his on his Donna. Could he do that? Could he put it?

SPEAKER_05 20:39

Could you like put like a Y receptor on his oxygen and then have a separate hose that below the smoke?

SPEAKER_02 20:45

There's no oxygen. You can't do oxygen. You can't do oxygen, it's fire. Oh, it's just fire.

SPEAKER_05 20:51

What if that shit's fire though? What if you're like smoking it, bro? You got two hoses one's bringing you like air, and the other one's bringing you some dank smoke.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

Smoking was great. I s yeah, but I gave that up like a few years ago. Have you ever done an edible? Oh, yeah. It's I dude. The first time I did an edible, there were there were hash brownies. I was I was literally Did you eat a corner? I was done.

SPEAKER_05 21:13

Like you ate a whole fucking brownie.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

I ate three brownies.

SPEAKER_05 21:17

Dude. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 21:19

I was done. Well, dude, I just got out of the hospital. I didn't know about like how bad who gave you three brownies? But I slept for three days. It was pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 21:29

Oh yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_02 21:31

Oh yeah. It was the best sleeping. I woke up, I ate my fettuccine, went to sleep, woke up, uh, like ate food.

SPEAKER_05 21:39

So now is that like that new weed, or is it like the weed that like was like is there a difference between the weed you had? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

So he he made the brownies. It's tough out here, it really is. Yeah. I need a you need a handler? No no no no. I need a fucking handler. Okay, so When I wanted to smoke back then, I needed someone to roll up. I was literally teaching my nurses how to roll up, and it was so bad.

SPEAKER_05 22:08

That's legendary. Did they ever know how to roll weed?

SPEAKER_02 22:11

No.

SPEAKER_05 22:11

Well, I feel like some of them are up.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

Um Donna Donna did.

SPEAKER_05 22:15

Donna did? Yeah. Really? She knows how to roll weed.

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I am. Also I am.

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I am too, but like not even remotely close to this fucking guy.

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Oh dude, yeah, I'm everywhere. I gotta. I'm off the reservation.

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Can I wait, is this am I in shot? Am I in shot?

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