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One day your hairline’s normal. Next thing you know you’re analyzing family genetics like a forensic investigator and taking mirror selfies under different lighting trying to prove you’re not cooked. Even for a paralyzed guy, this sucks.

This episode starts with haircut regrets and hairline denial… and somehow ends with Max spending 9 hours on a table in Chicago getting his scalp reconstructed graft by graft.

Somewhere in the middle: a comedy club, public humiliation, a crowd chanting Max’s name, and a 6am surgery that suddenly felt very real.

We get into is the chaos, ego, pain tolerance, and the lengths men will go to avoid looking like George Costanza.

If your forehead’s been gaining square footage lately… this one’s for you.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Big Tease

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome back, I'm Rico, and we are gonna tell you about how Max got scalped in downtown Chicago. It's gonna be a great time. It was the hairline.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

Just a couple of ponds are trying to get by. Just a couple of teas, I'll try to survive. Live to the max, cause you don't live it twice. Couple green thumbs on ice, guys.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

Max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max.

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Would you ever do a mohawk?

SPEAKER_04 0:33

No.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Why? Have you ever had a mohawk?

SPEAKER_04 0:35

No.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

Oh. Never mind.

SPEAKER_04 0:37

I think that's the dumbest haircut ever.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

I've gotten that shit when I was in football.

SPEAKER_04 0:41

I think you're just looking for attention if you want a mohawk.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

No.

SPEAKER_04 0:45

I had it in- If you have a fucking mohawk with purple and green hair. No, mine was just my regular haircut. I'm just saying if you do and you're like, yeah, I'm all punk rock and stuff, like you're looking for attention. Really? You want a girl to be like a big thing. What if I what if I had that guy seems pretty cool. He's gonna beat her up after like two dates.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

You think guys with mohawks do that? Fuck yeah, dude. Dude, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Hot take, Max.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

I feel like punk metal people are the nicest people.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

I I don't like the the the the portrait that you're painting of people.

SPEAKER_02 1:23

I had a fucking mohawk. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

I had like the full to the back to the front.

SPEAKER_03 1:31

Do you have a haircut that you regret?

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Yeah, probably the mohawk. I actually went into the fucking Yeah, probably. Yeah, you don't think about it. Go back to the Mohawk. I went in, so I'm going into the fucking hair place, and my grandpa's with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I'm super excited. My grandpa goes, Don't get that haircut that he wants. So this is great. This is Grandpa Benny. All right. So keep in mind, he's like a Puerto Rican old school gangster, okay, from back in the day. And he's like, Don't you do that? So he's wearing like the wife beater and the jeans. He's got the little fucking leather moccasins on, he whoop your ass. He had a big Texas belt buckle. Like, I was afraid to get my ass whooped. The stylist was like, he's like, I'm gonna go get my prescription at the jewel. I'll be right back. So the stylist goes over there and she's like, What do you want, sweetheart? And I'm like, I want to fuck mohawk. So she gets this fucking mohawk, and it's like the sides were shea, but it was one straight line.

SPEAKER_04 2:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

Oh no, I was in football, dude. I wanted to look fucking insane because I was like light, dude, I was fast.

SPEAKER_04 2:26

Was it like a chocolatel mohawk or was it an actual mohawk?

SPEAKER_02 2:31

What do you think about the mohawk that's like just stops on your temple?

SPEAKER_04 2:34

The one that's flat. Like it was a chocolatel.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

No, mine was I fucking coned it, dude.

SPEAKER_04 2:40

Oh, I combed my shit. Yeah, I did. I did. That fucking guy.

SPEAKER_02 2:45

No, I was that fucking guy. I was, dude. And I would take off I couldn't, so it kind of looked like a fucking the top of a horse's head when I went to football because you you're not gonna fucking gel it before you put your fucking helmet on. It's just not gonna work.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

That's what I was about to say. What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 3:01

No, when I would when I would get done. You're fucking dude. No, I wasn't. Dude, I was fast. I was fast as fuck, dude. I was like beating motherfuckers, dude.

SPEAKER_04 3:10

That's great. What's the Mohawk gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 3:12

It's gonna make me more aerodynamic. Thank you. Thank you. She fucking got it, bro. I was like fucking and now we speed. Get the ball fucking go, go, go, go, go, go. And like, I was juking motherfuckers. Like, I even would poke a bitch in the eye if I could take my helmet out. I'm like, fuck you. It was the Argonauts versus the Gilbert Grizzlies, okay? It was a pee wee team. So I got fucking pissed. And so this is what it was.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

How old old were you with a Mohawk?

SPEAKER_02 3:32

Yo, I was fucking 10. I was 10. 10. Me with a Mohawk and 10.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

No, not in high school.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

In high school, I had like the my chemical romance hair. I was like, I had some punk hair, dude. I was a punk kid. I was a punk kid.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

Yeah, I was a drugs. You were like thinking of that. No, bro.

Hairline Genetics And Roast Session

SPEAKER_02 3:51

You guys would come over to us and be like, you got pot? I'm like, yeah. We were kind of cool. Like, we probably wouldn't like hang out at like your guys' like varsity parties. But then you would be like, yo, dude, I just got Grand Theft Auto with the Russians. Do you want to come over and fucking eat these edibles with me? I'd be like, yeah, I got you, bro.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Rico, how's your hairline?

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Mine? Mine, it's actually it's not that bad. I have my grandfather's hairline. Take it off. Yeah? Take it off. It's not a bad hairline. I mean, it's kind of like it's not that bad. No, it's not that bad. It could be worse. Could you say it could be worse? It could be worse. It could be worse. Well, no, mine's like my dad's hairline, because you usually look at your parents' genetics, right? So my dad's hair came back like serious. Like if you're a fan of Dragon Ball Z, like fucking Vegeta hairline, it was bad. It was bad.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

Sub that was me.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Here's the fucked up thing though, is I look like a cross between my mother's father and my father. So it's really hard to tell like whose hairline I'm gonna get. I might have a good chance here. It's like a 60-40, 40-60, you know?

SPEAKER_04 4:58

So I obviously have a cap on right now. Like, but like Yeah, you got your eight mile on today.

Getting Approved For Surgery

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Yeah, you're about to drop some fuck. You look like you're about to drop the hottest mixtape right now. Did you you really got a hair transplant? Yeah. Okay, so how did that work out?

SPEAKER_04 5:10

Like they were like, we gotta I was thinking about it for years, right? I called Bosley and they were like, Yeah, we can do it. And then I I pussied out because I was like, dude, this is this looks scary as fuck. I was apparently I'm like the first person on a ventilator to do it. Shot Dr. Sprunger. In 2024, I was like, let's do it, you know what I mean? Like, and then they're like, Yeah, no, can't do it. Sorry. And then uh we tried again in 2025, and Evie wrote like a letter like off the dome to uh the LA office, and then basically like I got a call from Dr. Sprunger saying, uh, yeah, we'll do it. So uh I think it was November 15th. Well, it's because they're uh because I'm a liability, because I uh I'm on a vent and stuff, uh and you have to sit face down, and I never lay face down ever. No, no, like that was the first time I laid face down in 10 years.

SPEAKER_02 6:16

What was the scariest part about your hair transplant?

SPEAKER_04 6:18

Well, one of the scariest things is that he was gonna do it wrong, didn't he know, like did he look fucked up?

SPEAKER_02 6:24

Did anyone see him do it? Did he look fucked up when he was doing it? I Evie, did you did you see that?

SPEAKER_01 6:30

He was so calm. It was like think of Rako and the exact opposite of who Rako is. Yeah, this was this was the guy that was gonna be poking holes into Max's Yeah, it was the opposite version of me.

SPEAKER_02 6:44

Literally, you're that is the chillest dude. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:48

He was like, okay, so we're gonna make a hairline right here, and I think this looks good. And he Hannah's like I get there, and we're like uh having like little complications with my hairline. And like he's like, uh the guy didn't even know I wanted to get my temple like the temple like cleaned and like yeah, like he's fucking up the lining?

SPEAKER_02 7:15

Yeah, bro, you should get your home.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

So Hannah grabs the fucking So she drew your hairline?

SPEAKER_02 7:21

Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Hannah for the hairline. You know what? That's actually pretty cool though that Hannah lined it up versus the actual guy who's fucking.

SPEAKER_01 7:29

She took the pencil out of this doctor's hand.

SPEAKER_02 7:32

She's like, give me that shit. And then I'll show you. Man.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

And she's like, this is this way you look for, right? And like uh she gets a nurse's approval. Yeah, that looks good. And then Dr. Sparger's like, yeah, yeah, that looks good.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Like my version of them doing your hair transplant was like a super hype guy being like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:55

Do I like about it? I'm not afraid to like say I got a hair transplant too.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

Like some people are like what's wrong with that?

SPEAKER_04 8:01

I don't know. Like, some people are pussies, but I ain't afraid of it. Like, I literally posted it on on uh you on Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with getting a hair transplant. They didn't take any hairs from anywhere else and so much blood, dude. They didn't like take any hairs. I've I've have they take do they take hairs from somewhere else?

SPEAKER_04 8:20

No, he's I was like asking, can you like throw some on my face? Because you know, like you boys, um not growing my beard that well. I hate it, I hate it. But like I just I I don't understand why people in the 1800s like had good beards. Or what were they what the fuck were they eating?

SPEAKER_02 8:38

Uh probably nothing with like processed shit. Shout out to RFK by the way. Thanks for helping.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Yeah, you were supposed to.

SPEAKER_02 8:45

You were supposed to. You fucking failed at your job.

SPEAKER_04 8:49

Your fucking uncle would be so upset with you. He would.

SPEAKER_02 8:52

JFK, the greatest fucking president. We love JFK and Marilyn, they're great. He had a great hairline. He did have a you think he was a baller, like he was big pimping?

SPEAKER_04 9:02

Dude, look who's behind you. He was with her.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

I know. I know.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

He was with her before so.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

You think he was with her and then still had side chicks? Yeah, that's the real question. That's the real question. No, you don't think so, huh?

SPEAKER_04 9:18

No, because she was mad for like Was he mad for her? I said when she's saying happy birthday, like he was like, What are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 9:34

Was that the one where she goes, like, happy birthday, Miss the President? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

So I thought that's why I got her tattooed on me because she's awesome. And also, like, I don't know if she was killed in Vegas, but I know I know she was killed.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

If she was alive right now at that age, at this age, right now, let me think with this hairline.

SPEAKER_04 9:53

Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

There'll never be another Marilyn.

Shaving Down And Getting On Table

SPEAKER_04 9:55

Okay, so so as soon as I got in, uh, they're like, uh, hey, it's okay. If we shave it, we'll get better results. I was like, fuck it, and shave it.

SPEAKER_02 10:04

How did you how did you get under the table? Like, did they because you normally like get in your bed, you get the wench and everything.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

So, Max rolls in with the Max rolls in with the wheelchair, and um he goes really, really fast from the hallway so that he can- He's like running away.

SPEAKER_02 10:17

He's like, No, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. We're like, get back in here.

SPEAKER_01 10:21

Like, we put the deposit down, actually. No, I'm not gonna do this. No, I have to shave my head. No, he comes out of the hallway. The way that we got him on the table was he he whizzes around the corner from the table, and he his plan was to hit the hit the foot plate of his wheelchair and then fling himself onto the table.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

Like artillery at the re catapulting back. They're sitting there with scorecards, like fucking ten out of ten.

SPEAKER_04 10:46

Not him landed it. We we had we had a we had a lift, like it's a travel lift, and uh Eevee and you know, basically like and the this the nurses, shout out to Bossy nurses, they they were like helping me get on to the um get on to the table. The target was my face to be on the the donut of the head, and they had to pull it out, so I had to sit face down first or lay face down first. I've never laid face down, but I'm like, yeah, I've laid face down all the time. Never laid face down.

SPEAKER_02 11:21

No, no, no. No, no, no. I've never even been in like so. That's why I asked. I've seen those massage chairs and shit where they yeah, I don't I don't trust that shit. No one's giving me a fucking massage.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

Dude, I did with a ventilator. I fucking they they pull it out and then and I have room for my ventilator, and my nurse is like, Are you good? Are you good? Are you good? Hannah's like, Are you good? I'm like, I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

Yeah, through the so this is all you're seeing. Like cheeks pressed up a good shit. We're good. It's so great down here. Did it did it press your face?

SPEAKER_04 11:59

Yeah, pressure. So you're just sitting there like it was great. They said 45 minutes. That's what they said, 45 minutes. But it was nine hours. No, they were talking about like uh just being on your face.

SPEAKER_02 12:11

Like oh, just for 45 minutes on your face.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

And I'm like, okay, I can do 45 minutes. Well, I knock the fuck out. I knock out, and I wake up, and dude, it's been like two and a half hours. I'm still on my face. It's because they're like, there's so many graphs here. Let's just grab it all of it from here. And I'm like, well, you know, that is where the thick hair is, so that's a good spot.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

How do they do that though? Are they like doing like micro fucking punctures into your skull?

SPEAKER_04 12:40

Like literally, literally.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

So the back of Max's head is flat from laying on his bed for like 10 years.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

How do they get you back up and then flip you back over? Reverse catapult.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

We're going for a better score this time. We got a 29 last time, we're going for 30. So I I don't remember. I think they like took me off the vent for a second.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

We had to put your arm up over your head like this. Oh, the contorting of like pulling his arm around, and then he was on a slide sheet too, Max. Remember the slide sheet? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

So they like the pretzel flip you around kind of a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

You were a Wetzel pretzel for the hairline, bro.

SPEAKER_01 13:18

We had him velcro to the table.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

So they didn't wait this time, like this very slow motion flip back, and then I was like, I'm back on my back to where I was talking, and they're like, We heard you're quite a party here. And I was like, I was like, What do you mean? The night before was like good.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

So what happened that night?

SPEAKER_04 13:42

So we went out to eat. We're cool with uh the girl that works at the hotel, and we took her out to dinner, we came back, and um I'm like getting driven like by like because I don't feel like driving. Yeah, I'm getting driven by uh you speed all the time when you drive. I'm getting driven by Hannah. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop. That's Danny Mullen. He was like, Dude, did that kid just say what's Danny Mullen? It's like, what's up, man? Like, how are you? And then we got to like talk, and they were super cool. Yeah, super cool. And I got his number and I was like, Hey, I'm doing a hair transplant in the morning. That's why I'm staying at this hotel because it's it's in the same building. They're like, Hey, come to our comedy show. And I was like, I can't, you know, because I got this hair transplant at six in the morning. At six in the morning, but you went, and uh, we're we're about to go upstairs, and Hannah convinces me, like, okay, let's let's just let's actually go, let's go. I'm like, you know what? Fuck it, all right. Let's go. And I text Danny and I'm like, Kate, make sure you roast me when uh we're at the comedy club. So we get to the club and they have a perfect spot for me. And Danny's talking on stage, and then he points at me, Max, where are you at? What's it like to like eat like you know, hooker pussy or whatever, and then like you're immediately linked the video of what I'm at and go to the last five minutes of the video. Super nice guy. So we do that. Dude, the whole club is chanting Max, Max, Max.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

Well, yeah, because you let them know what was up, man.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

You'd be like, You fucking like Danny was like, What the fu I gotta bring this guy backstage. So I go backstage with them, and they're just chantsing max, max, max, max. And I really wish I drank that night, but I didn't. It was a good night. It was it was a good fucking night. Yeah, yeah, dude. If you got a whole club chanting your name and like Max, Max, Max, Max, girls were gonna do it. Were they play shots that night? They did not, but Evie could Eevee cannot toss. Evie was there.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Yeah, Max had chicks crawling all over him. That one chick that one lady at the city.

SPEAKER_02 15:55

How do you guys fend off these chicks when he's at the club?

SPEAKER_01 15:59

I you know.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

I feel like Evie's sitting there with a crucifixion, like becomes a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

Listen, listen, when we're in public, all I do is recite what Max says to other people. I'm like not a person when we're in public. I literally just live for Max as his voice, his arms and legs. So if somebody comes up to me and is like talking to me, I just move my ear over to Max like you know, like they're talking to him, right? So whenever these chicks are coming up, that what was that one lady that wanted to like make out with you?

SPEAKER_04 16:26

Mega Mom.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

Mega Mom. Yeah, she was fun.

SPEAKER_04 16:30

I think I remember.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

She was making out with Danny Mullen on stage. Yeah, and then she came over to Max after, and Max was like, Oh, thank you. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

Damn. Danny Mullen, yeah, after he's probably spit you some Riz Bros over there. He's shot out, dude. He just ended up hyping you up. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

He was like, I think I ended up hyping up. He literally said that at the end of his YouTube channel. Dude, I think that worked out better. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, I mean, I was like celebrity in the fucking place. They're like, people aren't calling me Max and calling me the quad father.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Fuck yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04 17:02

What? Like, I'm gonna be struggling.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

Dude, if I would be struggling with the next day, especially if he's like, Yeah, you would hang out with us tonight, I'd be like, Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, call off work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 17:11

Like, I still comment on my stuff. Like, shout out Leo, but yeah, like still he still comments on my stuff. I didn't want to leave. I didn't want to leave. Really? But uh they were like saying we we gotta leave because you know the procedure in three hours. I was like, fuck, you're right, the procedure, I totally forgot. So we get back around like three o'clock in the uh in the morning, and I have to like get up at six. That means I have to get up at like five thirty or five o'clock or something. Get ready and get over there. Yeah, back to the day of procedure. Okay. I'm fucking tired of shit, dude. From partying the night.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

From partying and you fucking legend.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

There's it's like a whole puncher, but for individual hairs.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

So, like, how does that you could feel it still?

SPEAKER_04 18:00

Yeah, no, no, no. Uh they put they put like uh Novicane or something like that. Lidocaine on there?

SPEAKER_02 18:05

Like, how pretty much the same stuff like you use for like a tattoo? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:09

So I'm just like jawing like there and they're they're doing the they just start puncturing like like just like fucking quick jabbing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:19

Yeah, so there's two kinds of hair transplants he could have done. One was F U E and one was F U T. And F-U-T was gonna be like they were gonna cut out a part of his skin on the back of his head.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

And the F U E was each individual hair, but we didn't want to do the F-U-T because he lays on the back of his head until there'd be a scar on the back of his head.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Oh, and then you'd be fucked, and the healing process would be a wicked. Yeah, were you like super worried or like concerned about that?

SPEAKER_04 18:43

I was worried, but you know what? I was like, I need a hairline as well. So daddy needs a hairline, bro.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

We gotta get this bent over here.

SPEAKER_04 18:52

We gotta make a big money. We can do this. It was a crazy experience, but I'm super happy I did it, especially now, cuz I mean, like, uh, we can do the unveil.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

Moment of truth.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

Yes. If you can see there's a hairline right there, it's a little like fuzzy. But um look at how slick that hair is. That's where the hairline is. They filled all that in. And it was um great.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

Was it coming up into like like you know how like the Vegeta hairline is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm getting that. That's why I got this dang.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

Shout out to Dr. Sprunger, shout out to uh Damon.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

Most importantly, yeah, shout out to Hannah for lining you up, dude.

Results Cost And Clinics To Avoid

SPEAKER_04 19:40

Yeah, and shout out to Lindsay and all the great people at Bosley and Sean. Yeah, shout out to Sean for taking 16 grand for me, but it's uh definitely worth it. Like, don't go to Turkey, don't go to Turkey.

SPEAKER_02 19:55

Don't go to Turkey. You don't have to go to the turn. But I've heard horror stories about guy people that have gone to Turkey for hair transplants and they take their fucking organs.

SPEAKER_04 20:02

What?

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah. Like they come back and they're like, you know, you're missing a kidney, right? And they're like, What? What? Yeah, I've heard that, dude. Like someone told me through the ethos, they're like, dude. Yeah, like they put you, dude. I think they did. I think they did. I heard about that.

SPEAKER_04 20:16

Yeah, I think it's true.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Also, don't go to that guy's basement over in River North.

SPEAKER_04 20:20

Oh, what's his name?

SPEAKER_01 20:21

What's the Northwestern Hair Restoration Clinic?

SPEAKER_04 20:27

So fuck this place. Northwestern Hair Restoration Place.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Not affiliated with Northwestern Hospital, but on the same block.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

But so it looks kind of official because it's right next to it.

SPEAKER_04 20:38

But he has like a like a framed uh newspaper that says this is me getting kicked out of Northwestern because I stole from them. And he like wears it like a badge of honor with pride.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

We go into an elevator down to the basement of this facility.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

Wait, this is you going to check it out? Yeah. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 21:00

He got a couple of different quotes for his hair restoration, and this was one of them. And we we pull in there. X, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Was it like a saw kind of setup?

SPEAKER_04 21:08

We we get down there and there's a fucking baby here like into like what the and he's like, yeah, so and he's I can do 10,000 graphs for 75,000 dollars.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

And I was a ripoff.

SPEAKER_04 21:25

Well, so I mean that is like the price, but that's like is he really gonna do that many? And I only did what was it, 25?

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Uh yeah, 2600 graphs, I think.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

He's gonna be nine hours. It took nine hours. This guy's like, I can do eight, I'll do 10,000 for 80 grand. I was like, nah, fuck that. I was like, I said, I want 65. And he's like, sure.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

What the fuck? So you just like haggled it down about like 15 G's, yeah, right off the bat, you'd be like, Yeah. We called it five. Like you're like five. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

And then we go to this fucking room. It literally looks like a looks like a place where you stand and take my work ins 100%.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

Like Saw?

SPEAKER_04 22:15

Oh, there's just this like creepy ass room with a bad shout out to you. Whatever your fucking name is. Don't go to that place.

SPEAKER_02 22:23

Well, he sounds like he's like that's a good one. Yeah, he's actually advanced.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

He also didn't ask any follow-up questions about your condition whatsoever. He was just like, Yeah, we'll just throw them on the table. And Hannah was like, um, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 22:37

Yeah. Well, you what do you expect? He got kicked out of Northwestern.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

It's like legit. Bosley is a legit company that does hair transplants.

SPEAKER_02 22:50

Like the Chicago story on it.

SPEAKER_04 22:53

It's really stupid. Resource stupid. This one's like the real deal. Like, I'm gonna have like thick, luscious hair. You wait, guys. You just fucking wait. Fabio hair? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

You pick one celebrity hairline that you could have, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 23:05

Brad Pitt when he was in uh whatever the fucking movie.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

I feel like if you went to the other guy, you would get like the Jonah Hill hairline. You would have been fucked. Dude, you would have been a Rob 75 and you got the Jonah Hill, like super bad Jonah Hill. Like, you know?

SPEAKER_04 23:21

Yeah, that would be fucked. That would fucking so that's a good place to stop, honestly. And I'll put it back on a little shy. This is my hairline. Take my hairline. Yeah. I remember that one. That's how I got my hair transplant. It was a great success. It was a great success.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

The greatest hairline anyone has ever seen.

SPEAKER_04 23:45

And uh Damon, shout out to you, Doug Sprunger, shout out to you, shout out to the whole crew at uh Bosley and Chicago, shout out to Bosley and Beverly Hills for uh um accepting my uh my uh letter that my personal assistant sent me, and uh, you know, we love YouTube.

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We love YouTube and the Google ads as they always answer the phone when we call and stand a line.

SPEAKER_04 24:07

They do?

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