Two Cousins One Chat

🎙️ Two Cousins One Chat: Ben and Kristy 🌟

G’day! We're Ben and Kristy, the dynamic duo behind the Two Cousins One Chat Podcast—and yes, we really are cousins! Tune in as we dive into the hottest topics in Melbourne & Adelaide and everything in between. Get ready for the kind of banter that only two cousins can bring!

Here’s what you can expect from us on the regular:

Hilarious Stories: From embarrassing moments to laugh-out-loud tales, our lives are full of them, and we're ready to spill the beans!
Amazing Guests: Sometimes, we invite fascinating people to join us for a chat, you'll be surprised who we chat with.
Fun Conversations: Plenty of laughs, including 1980s pop quizzes, and serious cousin banter that will make you feel like part of the family.

Whether you're dodging work, procrastinating on chores, or just in need of a good laugh, Two Cousins One Chat is the unfiltered, barely edited, and no-nonsense podcast you'll just love. So, grab your earbuds, find your comfy spot, and get ready for some great conversations.

🌟 Tune in and enjoy! (Warning: May cause spontaneous bursts of laughter in public places) 🌟

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57. I Would Never Do That Now!

September 24, 2025 • Ben Kempster & Kristy Horne • Season 1 • Episode 57

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In this episode of Two Cousins One Chat, Ben and Kristy take another trip down memory lane and straight into the category of “I would never do that now” .

It’s all about the things we did as kids (or in our wild wild 20s) that we would just hands down never ever do now.

🚲 Kristy confesses to late-night bike rides with a dodgy dynamo light she absolutely hated, underage nightclub appearances, and even lighting her mum’s cigarettes as a kid (yep, different times folks!).

🍻 Ben admits he wasn’t exactly adventurous, but he did his fair share of questionable choices, from cheap booze binges and country road trips in the back of a ute (sans seat belts), to swiping ciggies from his teacher’s handbag. This is a true story!

Between recent holidays, Adelaide’s City to Bay run, and the new 36ers’ NBL season, the cousins warm up before diving into this nostalgic list of “absolutely never again’zzzzz.”

Of course with loads of laughs and a massive dose of “we sound so bloody ancient,” this one will have you cringing, nodding, and remembering your own “I would never do that now’s”

P.S. We’ve got a special guest coming up next episode, the amazing artist Anna Blatman. Bright colours, happy vibes, and some creative inspo you won’t want to miss!

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