Cannabis, Hot Flashes & Hell-Raising for Women Over 50 | Oh Very Young

This week on Closet Disco Queen, Queenie and TT kick things off with March Madness wins (and losses), mystery stash chocolate, and the joy of a perfectly sized “dog walker” pre-roll — because sometimes all you need is a quick buzz and a short walk.

But things quickly take a turn into the kind of conversation only midlife cannabis queens can have:

👉 When exactly did we become the “old people” in the room?

👉 And why does nobody feel as old as they apparently look?

From nostalgic deep dives into Johnny Carson and old-school Hollywood to the shocking realization that the “old guy” in a book is now… our age, this episode is full of those quiet (and not-so-quiet) midlife reality checks.

In cannabis news, TT brings a story that actually matters: how cannabis may be helping reshape the menopause conversation. With growing anecdotal evidence and emerging research, the queens explore how the endocannabinoid system may play a role in managing symptoms like anxiety, sleep disruption, pain, and brain fog — all the fun stuff no one warned us about.

Also in this episode:

• Cannabis-infused mystery chocolate (living dangerously)

• The return of classic TV and why we know so many random famous people

• The difference between feeling “cotton-headed” from menopause vs cannabis

• “Was it cannabis or caca with a K?” — including LinkedIn chaos and accidental CBD coffee incidents

• Product testing from Tanya’s line (including a very enthusiastic lube review 👀)

And this week’s Fuck-It List entry hits close to home:

🔥 Your house is not a museum. You live there.

Clutter happens. Life happens. And maybe… tidiness is a scam.

The queens also look ahead as TT prepares to talk to her doctor about hormone replacement therapy — because curiosity doesn’t stop in midlife, it just gets more intentional.

So grab a gummy, kick off your platform shoes, and settle in.

Because if we’re going to get older… we might as well laugh about it.
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Hi there, join our casual conversations for curious, bewildered and aspiring midlife cannabis queens. Welcome to the Closet Disco Queen podcast featuring Queenie and Titi. So kick off your platform shoes, sit back and get ready to laugh and learn all about adult use cannabis without having to ask a 22 year old. Let's get rolling.

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Hello Titi. Hello Queenie. How are you today? I'm doing very well. Just watched a very exciting game. Unfortunately the Badgers lost. So they're out of the Big Ten playoffs, but they did really really well and I'm really very proud of our guys. They're just, they just really did great. So yay. That's wonderful. Yeah. Absolutely wonderful.

And in the same vein, my alma mater, for the first time in many, many years, won their tournament and they're going to the whatever, the big dance or March Madness. March Madness. Yeah. Whatever it's called. The big dance. Maybe they'll go to the Final Four. Who knows? Who knows? That's alma mater.

Yes, that's true. And my father's also and and hubbies. Yes. And the girls who to marry them.

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Our Closet Disco Queen podcast deals with legal adult cannabis use and is intended for entertainment purposes only for those 21 and older.

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Yeah, I'm trying. I've got a little nibble of almond now. Yum, yum, yum. What else have you consumed besides almonds today? Well, I have enjoyed a little dog walker cannabis pre-roll. they're so cute. Aren't they though? They're, this is a hybrid.

These are little hybrids, but these are, they're very cute. They're little teeny itty bitty pre rolls. They're like 0.3. Oh nice. Perfect. 0.35. Just a nice little buzz. Long enough to walk your dog. Take your dog out for a little pee pee break and then head back in. what about yourself? Well, I'm not exactly sure. I found, had a little stash bag and I

I I only had, joints in it. thought I only had, you know, pre-rolls and turns out there was a baggie with the remains of a chocolate bar. my. Yeah. So was like, I don't know. I mean, this obviously has been in there a while. So, you know, but I, I took a chunk, you know, and,

That's what I've consumed today. have no idea what brand it is or where came from. just was in a baggie. Yes. Because I, came, whatever packaging it came in, I thought it'll stay fresher in a baggie. So anyway. So she. Yeah, I don't know, but it's, but I'm a little, a little buzzy. Yeah. You are a little, I would have to say it was something. It was good. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. You're having a chocolate in a while. No, I haven't. So. There you go.

You scratched that itch. Oh yeah, I'm feeling no pain. I'm feeling pretty good, pretty good. Pretty, pretty, He's got a new show coming out. What? Yeah, I can't remember the name of it. Yeah, I don't know if it's on HBO. It's another sitcom. I can't imagine. Well, that show is so freaking funny. I know. How do you top that, right?

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Difficult to do I'm I was back watching last night. How far did you get five? Yeah, I Jesus this how bad I was and how many weeks it's been since I watched I Thought I was gonna you know, just jump right back in where I was so I started where I thought I was and I'm like, I remember this so I go to the next one and I'm reading Start watching

Uh oh, I saw this one too and I'm like, two that I hadn't seen. So I watched one last night. Oh, so I only have one more that's been released. No, no, it's gonna, several more weeks. It's 12 hours, right? Is it? Yeah. 12 hour shift. Yeah. So, wow. And then I also watched a lot of shrinking.

yeah, yeah. Good. I had to stop myself from that too. I just say stop it. Just stop it now. Can we watch one more? No, it's bedtime.

and I've been watching, I'm still been watching Johnny Carson. I listened to another whole book about him, so I'm into Johnny Carson. my. mind. Wow. So, he's, you know, I always kind of, I didn't, not related to him, but I really felt an affinity for him. I don't know, he always sounds, this gonna sound crazy. Well, what else is new? He always kind of reminded me of my Uncle Carl.

can see that. No, I can see that. know, look-wise. Yes. And something about his right here, his mouth or his even just maybe the way he spoke. don't know. But yeah, there, there, I see that. Yeah. can see that. That's not crazy. He, he, he was an interesting guy. And you know, your dad watched him every single night. know, dad watched him and then to your dad too. was a big thing for me. Friday nights I could stay up to watch.

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with my mom, my father would be out bowling and we didn't have school. So I could watch the Tonight Show on Friday nights. loved it. know, I knew all those, this is what's crazy. All the movie stars from the 40s and 50s, 30s, 40s and 50s that were, you know, guest That's you're so good at trivia. I know because I was bred on

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watching the Tonight Show, all these different people just marching across the screen and just, you know, 30 years he was, he did this for 30 years and it was just, well, plus, you know, Mike Douglas and Merv Griffin. As soon as the kids got home from school. That is another show we used to watch after school. Merv and Mike, one or the other. Mike, were they both on?

in the afternoon, right? Yeah, one was on, one and then you watched the next one. One was on 10 or something like that. But yeah, that's why I'm like, I know all those old people, Jimmy Stewart coming on, reciting his poems. David Steinberg, who talks about David Steinberg anymore? You know, he was asked there all the time.

People don't know who, like when we refer to people who were very common back in the, you know, back in the day and the Jones generation. Yeah. Well, even Candice Bergen, I was watching an episode. So Candice Bergen, she was on this episode. was, she was 39. So that was 41 years ago. Cause she just turned 80. She wasn't on Murphy Brown quite yet. Okay.

And she hadn't had her daughter. She was only he she'd been married because this was the interview. She'd been married like five years to Louis Moll. OK, so but she was she was someone who grew up in Hollywood because her parents were Edgar Bergen, Edgar and Polly Bergen. And, you know, Charlie McCarthy was her sibling. So and murderous nerd. But anyway, she was promoting her book. She'd written a book about.

growing up with Charlie McCarthy as a brother, pretty much. So you know what I have to tell you, anyone over the age of under the age of say 50 is going to who Charlie is speaking. They're going to think you're speaking a foreign language right now. Okay, so he was a vitriolic. And Charlie was his dummy. Right.

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And his living, his bread, you know, the dummy made money. yeah. So Candace grew up competing with a dummy. Basically. She'll tell you that her father was a very remote, like Charlie. out through Charlie. Everything came out through Charlie. So anyway, she had a very, you know, different upbringing. Well, think of it. She's turning 80 this year.

Weiss and Minnelli just turned 80. These are all people we were like, they were the young and upcoming stars. Like Candace Bergen was like on the first two or three Saturday Night Lives. So it's like, Jane Fonda and they're 80. I know. So I don't know what got me on that, but well, yeah.

We're old. That's all there is to it. What happened? My sister's telling me something. Just like, I felt so old. I was like, yeah, I know. Welcome to the club. It's like you just, you know, all of a sudden you realize how You get slapped with the old stick. Well, and I was, I was reading this wonderful kind of fantasy series my sister brought with her when they came to visit and really fun, fun, fun.

Anyway, in the book, the man, the old, the old guy in the book is in his sixties. I'm like, wait a minute. And he wants to retire and blah, blah, blah, blah. But I'm like, you know, he's talking about aches and pains. I was like, well, yeah, there's a little, I don't think of myself as, you know, the old guy in the story and the old woman in the story. It's just not. no, no. Some I, I don't, I don't think.

people are referred, I don't know if I would be referred to as an old woman. That old woman, what? I think I seriously. yeah, I am. Come on. I swear to God. Yes. People think we're, you know what? I even, I even did this, caught myself doing this. There was, I think I might have told Sitting in restaurant with peers and going, where'd all these old people come from? Look at that nice old couple over there. And I was just like,

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Oh my god! We look just like them! You know, it's like when you to these concerts now, it's like when we went to see Jerry Seinfeld, you look around, it's like, oh boy. Yeah, but you just, it catches you off guard how quickly that happens. How quickly it hit, you know, it's like, Oh, now we're old. Okay. I don't feel like an old lady.

I don't feel like what I grew up assuming was what an old lady must feel like. I don't feel like that. I don't think I really gave it whole lot of thought. No, but the old people were just really old. were, you know, not like us. Now, seriously, now remember as a Girl Scout being taken to the Little Sisters of the Poor, that hideous, like weird, alm house on Central Avenue.

Yeah, that I'm sure was the site of to Christmas Carol for the elderly people that were being.

uh, stable there basically. And it was so scary. So scary and oh, it was awful. was like Dickinsonian. It was awful. Very, I'm sorry. laughing. I do remember doing that too. Did it traumatize you? I remember it being like, I didn't, wasn't scared, but I just thought, wow, this isn't much fun. Like we're supposed to be bringing happiness.

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They're like, know, dungeon dwellers or something. Yes! Yes, there was no joy. There was no, oh look, the young people are here. Where's the girl? Ah, the sun, the sun, ah! It was awful, awful, awful. I'll never forget it. That and Anne Lee Hall. I remember thinking they were all very small, too.

Like teeny, yes, teeny old people. Right? Yes. Yeah.

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What's the latest buttbuzz?

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BT.com even news where is it legal? No one knows.

What's the latest about bus TT?

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So Titi, do you have a story for us this week? I have a story for us this week, yes. It's very pertinent to, I think, our listeners. And the title is How Cannabis is Reshaping the Menopause Conversation. it's about time. Yeah. So one of the things they found is that, and again, there needs to be more

rigorous research done on this, okay? But according to a lot of anecdotal information and some small studies, they have found that cannabis is, so many of the symptoms associated with menopause are things that are actually controlled by the endocannabinoid system. So it just makes sense that that might be a gateway into regulating some of the things that.

that the issues that people have during menopause. Women have during menopause. Menopause, yeah. Yeah. So people. if men were suffering from menopause. Sure, this many years. Absolutely. Yes, we would have. And they could have erections with it too. Whatever it was would also give them an erection. absolutely. Yes. Yes. Well, that's part of the deal. Yeah.

have to take care of that. So anyway, the woman who, one of the people who was reporting on this said, my husband is an award winning cannabis formulator and he started creating specific capsules for me. Imagine that being married to somebody who could do that for you. Holy mackerel. and she said, then I thought it was enough to be able to I know. I'm formulating her.

a special formula. But she said within a couple of weeks, she was going to up and down the stairs without her knees hurting. And after that, her panic attacks disappeared. some of you know, it's not it's not a cure all. But many women have found that it can help to alleviate some of the symptoms associated with menopause. You know, I don't think anybody expects to get out of this life.

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unscathed. there's, like you said, there's got to be way to manage some of this stuff. mean, it's yeah, it's part of growing older, things do start feeling differently. And things are less things are being pumped through your system. And it's going to have effects. But some of this is so devastating to women and has been devastating to women. It's really affected their quality of life. So it's not

You know, it's over and above what one would expect to have to tolerate, if you will. Well, it's not only isn't tolerated, but it's like whispered about, you know, like, like vagina is a horrible word to say, know, a vagina, a vagina, a vagina. Yeah, it's a. And it is one of the most, you know, every time I go.

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huh.

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and try to see where we're falling with interests for midlife women, menopause is like one of the topics being explored by women our age. I think the industry is aware. I think the cannabis industry is aware that, yeah, mean, there are ways We're a market, a huge market. Oh, there are ways to help camp down.

some of those symptoms. You know, it's not going to be a cure all, be all, end all, but if there's a way to feel less anxious, if there's a way to... sleep better. Sleep better. Yeah. Do it. Why not? Be happier. Yeah. You know, get perked up a little bit. Get a little energy that maybe you're feeling, you know, like you're deteriorating. Well, the other thing is that brain fog thing, you know? mean, it just kind of clears out the cobwebs.

She's like, okay, clear. depends on the strain too. it's not as stressful when you like, when you're mentally fuzzy and as a result of menopause, it's very frustrating and it's, and it's feel shameful. But when you're.

sort of cotton-headed because of cannabis, it's a very different feeling. So even though you're not maybe quite the same sharpness as you were, it's still a better feeling. Well, you mean like when we forget things, like we forget immediately what we thinking about? like that, yeah. That kind of stuff. Just stuff like that. Just, be something like that. But you know, that's very interesting. It does force you to live in the moment, right? Because if this is...

it's bleeding. It's very evident. Just like that. I did see an article. didn't read it, though. said someone, you know, this guy proved we were all living in a simulation. I'm like, OK. You know, and so I said, I'd like to believe that rather than the fact that people are just so horrible.

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I know. know. if I recall, I don't recall the school of philosophy, but there was a philosopher or a school of philosophy that basically that was the belief that we're all living our own existence, our own realities. And it's just a construct. Everything else is a construct. Yes. I can't recall. it Descartes? No.

I don't know. I have no idea. I know the names of some philosophers, but I don't know if they are associated with this particular theory. So, well, Mr. Rini would be really upset. know. know. Wow. We were just talking about him too at the reunion meeting. seniors, right? Yeah. Yeah, we were. Half of us were a drinking age. Think about it in high school now.

Anybody born January through June? Glug, glug, glug. You could be coming in with a hangover. Oh, I missed home room. I was all hungover. Think about it. That is much too young to be the drinking age. I think in retrospect. I got to do homework. I'm a woman of a beer.

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could've done this if stoned

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This is stone

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I saw the socks I thought I disowned Fixed the faucet, cleaned my phone Gave deep advice in a perfect tone Voted twice, no, just groaned still I could've done this if stoned

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It's the segment where your logic shines Just sideways and a little off time Could've done this, could've done this

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All righty, so Titi, are you ready to play everybody's favorite game? What could have, should have? I'm ready. She is ready, folks. Now, if you recall two situations Titi's got to decide, was cannabis involved or is it a kaka with a K? Pure fiction. Now, if I recall last week. Last week I bombed, if you recall.

It was yes. Yeah. Yeah. Double buzzer. So I'm sure you're feeling like you want to at least read the difference this week. Well, yes, you'd like at least to split the difference if not totally redeem yourself. OK, so let me see. Let me pull it up and we can begin writing the first situation. OK, situation number one.

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But don't.

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An executive's LinkedIn profile was accidentally endorsed for cannabis cultivation instead of business cultivation by his entire professional network, leading to confused messages from former colleagues. Did this actually occur or is this what they call kaka with a K-T-T?

That's a pretty good practical joke actually get everybody in the place To do that follow suit. don't think so though. I think this is I think it's made up kaka kaka So Tt believes that this is nothing but a kaka with a big old K that no no no that nobody would make that that mistake Have you ever selected something by mistake that many people?

It said a bunch of his colleagues did the same thing, right? Right. But T.T. says, no, Nay Nay, this did not work. This did not happen. T.T., my dear, you are correct.

I am. Yes, this is some of the pressure off. see. instant relief. Yes. We just went, ooh, wow. See, I'm glad I'm glad I was able to be a small part of that. OK, so are you ready for situation number two? This is where the rubber meets the road. So they say, I'll do my best. An employee in Oregon, that the correct pronunciation?

Oregon, Oregon. I think it's Oregon. Oregon. It's like Oregon, like your any Korean. Yeah. No, not Oregon. That's what it like. grinder. Oh, Oregon. Oregon. Now, now, now, none of it sounds right. no sense. None of it. All right. just have to An employee in Oregon kept her CBD tincture next to the office.

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coffee creamer. Three coworkers used it in their coffee before someone noticed. Leading to an HR memo titled, Please Label All Personal Items. Did this occur or is this caca? I think this occurred. I could totally see that happening. I mean, you accidentally leave in your little squeezer bottle there.

This isn't your typical coffee mate no, it's not type of situation But now with all the the syrups and everything people have little things you can add. Yes Titi said She could see this happening. Yes, I Titi believes this is this truly could have happened. She sees

Oh, no, that you use you're saying. I I'd run again. I was so excited. hopeful. Titi believes this indeed happened. So Titi, I hope it doesn't come as a total surprise to you, but this did not happen. This is Ka Ka. Oh, darn. That's so great. You split the difference.

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50-50. can't, you know. I'm okay with that. That's than last week. We just, you know, shit the bed, so to speak. 50 % better. Excuse. All righty, so 50-50. We are getting down there with content. Okay. We may have to shift. may have to shift shortly, shortly shift to allow things to, you know, rebuild. Yes.

always new things happening in the world of cannabis.

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I actually have something I'd like to mention. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes. I would like to mention. yes. Tanya was kind enough to send me a little, actually a little package box. Different stuff in it. And I had that horrible cold and then honey got caught the cold and he felt that's right. But we finally felt human enough to try some of the products out. Yes. Yes. And I got to tell you her

Her silicone lube is really good, really good. It just slapped that on all over the place. Yeah. As instructed, all over the All over the place, all over. You gotta have one in every room. she also gave us some of those little lemon drops that are supposed to be good for when you get dry mouth, you know? uh-huh. Sometimes cannabis can result in dry mouth. So it was delicious. And it actually did make my mouth water.

Oh, we know what that's good for. Yeah, I know what that's good for. So yeah, it was good. Oh, and we did also sample the flavored goo, whatever that is. You put on each other. It's cannabis, got cannabis in it. The honey? Yeah. Oh. Is that honey? Yeah, I think it is. Did she give us a little thing of honey? Yeah. No, that honey is a, no, I think it's a.

Moisturizer maybe or something. Okay, but the stuff can you're thinking of the candle, right? that's a candle I don't know doesn't have I didn't see you had like Things you could use for like oral sex that yeah the drop were they little drops Something I don't know. I didn't really see it. You didn't see it. No I would give a big thumbs up to yes products. Well, there you go. There's a ringing endorsement from none other than TT

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We've got a list and it's getting long Petty to profound, what feels so wrong? Sticky notes and middle-aged sass If it don't serve us it can kiss our ass

Fuck it, fix it, or forget it We're seasoned queens, don't regret it If it drains our soul, or waste our wit We file it under, hell no, skip it From bad bras to toxic friends We draw the line and tie the ends Each week, a gripe or hill to die on With Queenie and TT, the fuck

It list lives on!

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So this is the time in the show we typically talk about the fuck it list. Yeah. T.T. So T.T. the latest feedback I've gotten from a friend of mine. And I agree with this. I've always kind of lived my life this way. Anyway, anybody who knows me knows it, but it has to do with I wouldn't go so far as to say messy house. I'd say

A lived in home. Relaxed. Yeah. So this person at this point in life is saying we live here. It's not a museum, so fuck it. Right. Fuck it if everything isn't exactly in its place. Now I may have. I know, but I may have. Generated some of this with my. Newfound.

commitment to trying to have everything in its place in my new kitchen. That's yeah. Yeah. Well, that's at least long enough to have a photo taken. I would love that. you start piling things up. Before I start piling shit up all over the place like I always do. But the I have the intention that I have the idea in my head for this.

I can't explain this. We've never built a home. is, granted, this is third home we've purchased, but this is obviously our forever home. We've been here for 35 years, give or take, right? And we've made improvements as time has gone on, but the kitchen has been dated almost since the day we moved in. It hasn't been a favorite of mine at all, but what are you gonna do, right? And it went.

It functioned. It was a functional area, did what it needed to do. Just realized, like, this is like a dream. I'm having so much fun. I'm finding this so enjoyable. It's kind of embarrassing, but it is. It's bringing me a lot of joy. very excited and just thrilled. I'm just very happy. It's like, get away. But anyway.

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I'm having fun. it's great. I always feel that way after I, know, spruce something up, you know, whether it's a yard or paint a room or whatever. It's just, it feels good to have. It's a snapshot in time. So as long as I can get my snapshot, I'll be happy. have a concept. So I can identify with this that, you know, I

My house is not dirty, but it's lived in. So yeah, there's stuff around and there's might be clutter here and clutter there and more knickknacks than I should have. I hear you. That's how mine is too. That's just the way it is. But I still do. have to I have to admit that I still do. like people are coming over who. And maybe it's all just big.

scam, but who always need to have their house is really everything perfect, you know, and they're coming over and I'm like, Oh shit, this place is a mess. You know, it's like, don't even see it until someone's coming over and I see it through their eyes, you know, so then I, I have to rush to get everything, you know, as much as I can cleaned up and whatever. But, um, but now what if they're doing that too? See.

You're right. could be a big, we all, we could all be living a big scam. Yeah. Parallel universe. Yes. So let's just all decide right now. Right. Just live your, live in your house. Live where you live. As long as it's clean. There's no vermin. It's not a, it's, you know, It doesn't have to be a nuclear dump site. Right. Right. You can, you know, maintain hygiene and all that good stuff, but you know.

Little lived in here, little lived in there, little warmth. I like this one. I really like this one. This confirms my bad housekeeping. Or excuses it, whatever. makes sense to me. I only had to wait 67 years. Finally, someone thinks the same way I do. I love it. So yeah, I think Dan's a little concerned because I'm already like... Organizing. Mm-hmm.

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and making demands. hope you are, I hope that you are more successful than I was when I came back to town after being with my mom for three and a half years. And I was just like, I can't, I can't stand all this stuff on these counters, you know?

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team.

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where's the coffee pot? turn, where's this, where's that? i'm like and i said i'm putting the dog food underneath this cupboard here in the cupboard here because that's the dog food cupboard by the bowl and he insists on having it on the- the dog food in a clear plastic container that is clearly dog food sitting on the counter i was like that does not appetize no my god we'll see

Good intentions. What's the road to hell is paved with good intentions Yes So we'll see we'll see we'll see how good my That's the idea

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HAH HAH

I live like a gremlin bra on the doorknob dishes in the den there's a chair I think it's a chair under 17 sweaters and a coffee cup growing something that's writing me letters but company's coming at seven so the museum opens at seven throw it in the closet shove it in the oven light a candle dim the

evidence of a living.

This is in my house, it's a curated exhibition Welcome to the gallery, please ignore the kitchen The junk drawer is now a utility station The pile on the stairs is a vertical installation I could breeze the couch like I'm blessing a congregation And hid the laundry basket in an undisclosed location

Welcome to the gallery. Please ignore the-

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The pile on the stairs is a vertical installation. Fight for Breeze the couch like I'm blessing a congregation. And hit the laundry basket in an undisclosed location. There's a towel on the treadmill that hasn't moved since June. The treadmill is a coat rack and the coat rack holds balloons.

from a party back in April but tonight, tonight we're chick I wipe the baseboards with the sock that's my cleaning technique the, the, bathroom's got the good towels nobody's allowed to use the good soap-shaped laxie shells that has never once seen abuse I put out a bowl of lemons like I'm someone who has fruit and I googled how to fold a napkin in my bathrobe and one boot

They leave, I'll strip this place back to its truth. Bra back on the doorknob, sweaters back upon the youth. The lemons go back in the fridge next to the questionable cheese. And I'll sit in my beautiful disaster, finally at ease. Cause company's gone, the museum is closed. The exhibit is over, the gremlin rethrown. This is how I-

I'm fine Tidiness is a scam and this chaos is mine

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So Titi, you have anything exciting going on this coming week? Okay, here's my exciting thing that's happening. I'm going to see my gynecologist. Hey! about hormone replacement therapy. So we'll see how that goes. That is exciting. You'll have to report back and see if you have all your data ready. Your information. Yes ma'am. So what is your goal to...

go my way with oral and the cream or one or the other or. I think I definitely want to try the cream and I don't know. I need to talk to her about the side effects and right. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Look at my other meds and all that stuff. But yeah, I want, I want information. I want up to date information about what my odds are basically. Cool.

Cool beans. All right, so we'll have something to sink our teeth into next week when we talk about all of Titi's gyno visit. God. Take notes. Be ready to report back. Well, I hope everybody has a lovely week. Yes. Have a lovely week, Titi. You too, Queenie. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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Dear Canada, we see you looking south with worried eyes Dear Europe, we remember when you trusted us to rise Dear Australia, we know you're watching from the other side We were the beacon on the hill, now we're the thing you

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We were the gold, greatest of all time they said Lady Liberty held a torch up high and millions fled Toward this shore, toward this promise, toward this golden door Now we're the country that our allies don't vouch for anymore

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We went from goat to snake Silence needed round on exploitation We dimmed the torch, we locked the door We turned our back on every nation The shining city on the hill Went dark and shuttered every window And the world that used to look to us Now looks away in sorrow

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Once crossed an ocean just to have your back Dear Paris, we once stormed a beach so freedom wouldn't crack Dear Berlin, we once held your wall and said we're here to stay Now we abandon every alliance We once swore we'd never betray We slashed the aid that fed the hungry

Hold the hands that held the peace We cozied up to every strongman While our friendships found release We used to say, give us your tire Now the tire, get a cage The huddled masses are still yearning And we've turned another page

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There are millions here who haven't forgotten Who still believe in what this country said It was before the roots went rotten We're the ones still marching, still shouting in the streets Still teaching our children that compassion isn't weak The beacon isn't dead, it's just been seized By hands that never loved what it was for But we're still here

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Still here

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the show.

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Dear world, we owe you an apology We can't yet send from a government That doesn't speak for us but speaks for men We trade in cruelty and call it strength Who deal in fear but the people

the people we are still right here We went from goat to snake Silence needed around own exploitation But silence isn't what you'll get from us We are not this administration The city on the hill went dark But we're the

still striking matches and when this madness finally breaks we'll rebuild it from the ashes

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Dear Europe

You're a stranger

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He's alive