Timothy (DM)
Welcome to the Shadows of Prophecy, a D&D real play podcast following the ill omen DWeb of lives whispered by the void their names repeated in the darkness. Shadows of Prophecy is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast with violent themes and adult language listener discretion is advised. With us today to traverse through Adventures of dread and desire. We have myself Timothy as our ambivalent DM
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Nicole playing so rally chambers, taking down spirits and all of your money.
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Can we add that player discretion is also advised. Russell playing blades is this taken?
Kendrick (Yonce)
And Kendrick playing Yonsei please stream break my soul by Beyonce. Thank you.
Timothy (DM)
All right. Join us as we enter the Shadows of Prophecy act one in the shadows. Chapter 12 overgrowth previously on Shadows of Prophecy, our party fought their way through Bramble and blight of the Enchanted Forest. In a last ditch effort, they catapulted themselves into a portal, warping out of the growing overgrown tree. They landed themselves in an astral islands dotting the landscape. More of them to come. Careful. That's not water. Upon approaching a stone quote, unquote building, they met a chef that offered them a delectable meal. Oops, that may have been an adult Obelix
Kendrick (Yonce)
looking like Chef Boyardee
Timothy (DM)
and they slowly made their way up in pretty bad shape towards a very central living room space. OS X 10. Where they took a short little nap, and were awoken by the Menzingers
Kendrick (Yonce)
I did not like that.
Timothy (DM)
Curtains and pillows and men Oh my. To you, bye. Oh, but before we ended, someone did let out a secretly harbored feeling. I wonder well, that will lead us
Kendrick (Yonce)
I wonder to Lord Jesus, you really went in on that.
Timothy (DM)
And that brings us up to today where our party is sitting in this sex den. Not doing so hot. How are y'all feeling? What's what's going on?
Unknown Speaker
We were murdered the SEC you by right?
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, you did straight up murder them. Okay. They're dead. They're all the blood is boiling. Yeah, you did steal the potions.
Kendrick (Yonce)
We just got one. I haven't used it. You use yours already. I don't think you need yours blades.
Unknown Speaker
A mine was used on me because I was dying. Oh, yeah.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yeah, no. So that means you haven't use yours yet? Because only one was used last last time. Yeah. So you still have your potion? Okay, I wouldn't use it yet.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, we'll save that.
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If you die. You just shut out of love plates.
Timothy (DM)
Apparently everybody choose violence.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I am hyped up on coffee. I am not sorry.
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Well, that was an experience, to say the
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least.
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Did you think they're more?
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I hope not. That was really a terrifying experience to have with your sibling in the room.
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I was in my own little room.
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Well, it wasn't far enough away.
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I'm not going to ask a follow up question.
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You feeling better after the potion? At least a little.
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I could still definitely lie down. Honestly. Do we think we could say here long term or should we press onward?
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Let's keep going.
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I don't see the couches of this room quite in the same way.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, I suppose the smell blood isn't very relaxing either.
Kendrick (Yonce)
No, let's just keep it moving. Is there an exit anywhere around us?
Timothy (DM)
So as you look around the room, you do see like curtains lining the space. And when I say room it's like kind of a room but there's no ceiling So we're just filling in a void. It's like a sex den void space that has like, things bordering it to kind of give it that illusion of it being an enclosed space, but it's really just curtains and partitions that are just mining a platform that you're currently standing on.
Kendrick (Yonce)
There's still all these eyes in the sky Oh my god. even weirder this building must make money first. Chef Boyardee monster in the basement. First floor the sets den therefore is going to be like a tax place. Do your taxes I don't know.
Unknown Speaker
But yeah, you do see
Timothy (DM)
that were like to the curtains and neat that it does look like there's some more stuff through that slit that you can see beyond this platform. You see a stone structure kind of peeking from behind the curtains,
Unknown Speaker
or cut through curtains down on one fell swoop of a blade.
Timothy (DM)
Alright. Lashed to the curtains. Yeah, fuck these cohere the tear of the fabric
Unknown Speaker
Bolo and a sextant. How dare they.
Timothy (DM)
And as they hit the ground, you see a stone structure. Similar to maybe a column of a castle. There are grand stairs that lead up to an upper platform where you can see a throne.
Unknown Speaker
Well, it seems like whoever we might need to talk to you to get out of here might be sitting on that throne.
Unknown Speaker
I don't know about talk to you sister probably kill this right. I don't think we should be gingerly with whoever we're approaching x
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce walks up, just walks past both of them through the curtains that blades have cut down as walking.
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna knock an arrow on my bow as Yonce walks up the stairs.
Timothy (DM)
Alright, so you begin to walk up the stairs. And when you've reached the top, you look around and you see the throne is empty.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Is there anything around the throne that may be interesting to us?
Timothy (DM)
When you see a chest behind the throne, and you see banners framing it they are white with silver embroidery to make a sigil of a griffin
Unknown Speaker
does that sigil look familiar to any of us? From the non inside the giant tree void? Know the material plane that's the word.
Timothy (DM)
No. Really all that familiar with it. But as you're inspecting the area, you start to see a figure appear sitting in the chair just slowly kind of fades in to view.
Unknown Speaker
I pull back my bowstring and take a look. But hold it.
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You see
Timothy (DM)
a gnome wearing white silks and silver embroidery. They sit. legs crossed, hands crossed their head kind of cocked towards you. But nose turned up. Oh,
Kendrick (Yonce)
it's tempting. Yonce is going to walk up to the Nome. Hey, my name is Yonce This is blades This is so rally. We are lost and we're trying to find our way out of this material plane. It's been very weird. Very frustrated. I'm still trying to find my sister. Can you help us?
Timothy (DM)
The name is tansy Clover blossom. It's a pleasure to meet you. You speak of being trapped in this plane. And I do think I have a preposition for you. Maybe your ticket out.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Okay, tell us
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce looks at what's this person's name again, Kenzie Clover blossom tansy. All right. Looks at tansy with entry Yonce is also going to turn to blades. Put your bow down.
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, I don't know why we didn't appreciate not being tracked by your arrow.
Unknown Speaker
Fine, but still watching you.
Timothy (DM)
So tansy gets up from the throne, and walks over to the edge of the ramp. apart and motions out. And as he does so, you see a castle appear in the distance. What the fuck? I once was quite wealthy and powerful and my time. As you can see, I had everything fame thought schoon men women all fawning over me.
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And I had arts.
Timothy (DM)
Ah, I miss it. Ah
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce does a deep sigh
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it was it pansy clever bottom. Can we, you know, speed this up a bit one at a time.
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Clearly, we'll get there. As I was saying, Ah, Ah, it's so beautiful.
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I lean into Yonce Can I just push off the edge? They're so tiny. Just one little kick.
Kendrick (Yonce)
No, they are to get out. I mean, maybe afterwards,
Timothy (DM)
but then I died. And it's so dreadfully boring being dead. Everything's so chaotic to the point of mundane
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way, pause. You're dead.
Timothy (DM)
Now, of course, did my semitransparent vision did not give that off.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I mean, this place is very weird. We legit thought off someone that look like a chef. Then we had a Sexton so everything's very confusing. We're not dead. We're very much alive. How are we alive and you're dead in the same existence?
Timothy (Witchy Narrator)
Are we very much aware of your liveliness? And that's when the preposition comes into play. You see, I don't very much like being dead. I would like to live again.
Kendrick (Yonce)
How can we help you with that? That seems like some intense magic that we probably don't have.
Timothy (Witchy Narrator)
Ah, you might not but this place does. And you all have three pristine living bodies. What could I give you to make it worth your while to trade places with me?
Timothy (DM)
Tray. Well, of course, I would like to have something from you. Because I can just do that cost
Kendrick (Yonce)
blades push them over. Really? Go ahead.
Timothy (DM)
What is your life with the to you? I assure you I can pay it.
Unknown Speaker
My life is worth my life. So I'm gonna pass hasn't been a great one all the time. But I would say it's definitely priceless.
Timothy (DM)
Disappointing. And you good sir. What is your life where
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce ponders this. It's worth a lot. For my sister's life is worth more
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Yonce will find a way this is not the way
Kendrick (Yonce)
I mean, the writing's on the wall.
Unknown Speaker
But this place is weird. Things aren't what they seem at face value. We cannot trust this person.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonsei takes blades and rally aside one moment tansy.
Timothy (DM)
Take all the time you need I am
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patient,
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I think we should do the power business move and say we're going to sleep on it. And then we just keep going and you know, this can be planned C D, E, F, I don't care or
Kendrick (Yonce)
for we pretend that I'm going to give them my body.
Kendrick (Yonce)
See what we need to get out of here. And then just go
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choose your words very wisely, because a verbal contract here might be as good as a written one. Especially if this being has powers. I don't trust it.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I don't either. And that's unfortunately, this is the only way we can go.
Unknown Speaker
I mean multipotent keeper is there. Is there another staircase we may ascend somewhere else in the void.
Timothy (DM)
After you're left on the other end of the rampart, there are there's a bridge that leads to another island in the astral waters.
Unknown Speaker
So you've got coverage, power businessman We're gonna sleep on it
Kendrick (Yonce)
fine blades will take your will do what you want. But if this bridge leads us to someplace like terabit the or something dairy derry
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o I am so sorry.
Timothy (DM)
Back to the stone bridge of this rampart that leads off into another island in the astral plane. What are you doing?
Unknown Speaker
Oh, slip when the astral plane. Do we know we were in the astral plane?
Timothy (DM)
Give me an Arcana roll. All of us? Sure.
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Plus One. Four. No 13 plus three
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717.
Timothy (DM)
So, Surely you've never traveled to the astral plane before, physically. But you have seen glimpses of it. And this does look familiar. Although every time you see it, it's quite different. So hard to place. Exactly. But probably.
Unknown Speaker
All right. So new plan, find out Bri find someone's Bag of Holding exit and jump through it.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So we turn back to
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the air here. What can we breathe?
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Yeah, you
Timothy (DM)
all been breathing fine.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Oh, it did. I mean, you were breathing when you sat on someone's lap.
Unknown Speaker
You never saw that. That was fine.
Kendrick (Yonce)
We heard we heard.
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I'm trying to forget.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So we turned Yonsei turns back to tansy.
Timothy (DM)
He made a decision.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I look at so rarely in blades. We're going to sleep on it. We are intrigued by it. Before we go, and come back, I promise we'll come back. What's in the trunk behind the your throne?
Timothy (DM)
Can you give me a deception roll? 10 Well, if I didn't think that you were duping me, I tell you. What can come now? I'm not going to fall for that.
Unknown Speaker
All right. Well, you see here with the union trunk dead dead person by
Kendrick (Yonce)
let's let's go. Fine. You need something from us. You want to live right? For the art and all that other stupid shit. You need more from us than we need from you. Is that so? Am I being convincing? Khayrallah deception roll.
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No
Kendrick (Yonce)
most persuasion Can I roll persuasion then
Timothy (DM)
you can roll a persuasion with disadvantage because you failed your deception roll
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ones the two ones that three so either way.
Timothy (DM)
It sounds like we don't have a deal, sir.
So I turned to you,
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Madame.
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What would this entail to see you said you need a body?
Timothy (DM)
Yes.
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What else would happen in a process like this?
Timothy (DM)
Well, you would get everything your heart desires. I promise you I can pay it. Money will go far in this world.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, because it's intangible and you're fucking dead.
Kendrick (Yonce)
We're also trying to get out of this world. I think you're missing the main point. We're trying to get out of this astral plane or three of us all three of us.
Unknown Speaker
But we are looking for someone. Do you have do you have any kicker sight of of the physical world are you able to give us what we want? Not just the heart of the body's desires
Timothy (DM)
is that he'll price
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Oh, careful. Don't don't agree. Don't agree.
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This is bad. I've been in the in between before but I don't know if I can get back.
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Yeah, well, we're physically here. Yeah, you've only been the project idli is that we're not sure you've only been here astrally
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Right, right. Yeah, I guess Yeah. I wouldn't like to lose my body very much.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I heard mentioned so I'm gonna turn to Tsereteli and blades. Keep talking to him. I'm gonna see what's in that chess.
Unknown Speaker
Okay, So your when you mentioned price, it can be non monetary it sounds because I don't know that we need your money. That
Timothy (DM)
is correct. I have many means
Kendrick (Yonce)
feeling a little lightheaded. I'm just gonna take a walk over here. And Yonsei
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Can you give me a stealth
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Clover bottom so tell me if you if you can give us anything we want.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Are they rolling? Stealth? Oh fuck yeah, that's a 22
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so stealthy, then what if I what I want is a new party. Can you give me a new party if I give you mine? Or is that the one thing you cannot give?
Timothy (DM)
If I had a body to give, I would have taken myself.
Unknown Speaker
Exactly. So how can you give us anything we would want?
Timothy (DM)
You've got me on that. Not have everything is at my disposal. How can that I don't know how the gotcha is really working in your favor, sir.
Kendrick (Yonce)
It just gives me life as well. Give her a wink. Because the chests locked or unlocked
Timothy (DM)
it is unlocked
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce is gonna open it stealthily. All right. I'll be pleased to
Timothy (DM)
pop open the chest. And you stare at a bare bottom of wood. It's completely empty.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Fuck D&D is going to close to chess. And walk back. Sorry, just had to walk a little. What's going on?
Unknown Speaker
Not much. It's ready to go negotiating.
Unknown Speaker
I think we're done a cauchy I don't think so. I don't think this entity has anything we can actually want.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Maybe explain what's in the chest. Maybe we can be a little more convinced.
Unknown Speaker
What is your obsession with the chest?
Kendrick (Yonce)
I mean, you have nothing else better to do so tickle my fancy.
Unknown Speaker
Just a prop
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Yeah, this is all intangible wood. We're in an astral plane a plane that is not material. I grew tired of this discussion. I think we should leave.
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I agree. Let's go
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with you.
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I wrote up and I punch her in the face and try to eat her
Timothy (DM)
so as you run up,
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or I guess I'm standing next to her and z should there no right? Yeah, so instead of a sucker punch, it's a sucker eat my foot.
Timothy (DM)
So as you run up to tansy and you kick her your foot goes through her form I figured and that's when the chest bursts open. A black smoke starts billowing out. I need you all to
Kendrick (Yonce)
I blame my curiosity for killing us.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I got a 17 year
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23
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Shoot 18
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I get a plus six.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'll share work.
Timothy (DM)
Alright, so as you see the smoke starts billowing out of the chest. It starts to take shape that of a humanoid form that's wrapped in shrouds of smoke. What do you do blades
Unknown Speaker
Well, I can't do much against all these Indians. I'm going to share it with an arrow math is hard does a 15 hit
Timothy (DM)
a 15 does hit
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for eight damage. All right, and then I knock another arrow does a 13 hit
Timothy (DM)
a 13 does not hit
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna knock my final arrow because I can attack three times on my first 10 Does a 21 hit Tony Mendez. Who and that is for 11 damage piercing.
Timothy (DM)
All right. So you should arrows through them
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do the registered is just go through the themes to register
Timothy (DM)
to an extent but definitely something that eventually just pass through them. You see the smoke kind of whisk out behind them
Unknown Speaker
from now on we are not stopping we are not talking to anyone we are just gonna walk
Timothy (DM)
Cirelli
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Oh, I'm gonna cast cloud of daggers Yeah, I don't like this known very much.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Just remember it's all intangible. So I don't think any physical thing can hurt them.
Unknown Speaker
I mean, the arrows did something.
Unknown Speaker
I don't know. I always do that.
Unknown Speaker
So you just take damage when you enter the area for the first time. Okay, when it's cast, okay? Yeah,
Timothy (DM)
how much damage?
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Wow, it's gonna be six D four. So let's see. Nine
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Nine jammin.
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With so many dice. I was hoping
Kendrick (Yonce)
I saw nine Well damn.
Unknown Speaker
It's concentration. So as long as it stays in the area every turn. It'll take more and more. Yeah.
Timothy (DM)
Is that at the start of a sterner. And if it's turn, start. All right. Yonce you're up.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce Bey is going to do elder splash because that seems the most logical at this moment does a 17 hit?
Timothy (DM)
Yes, it does.
Kendrick (Yonce)
All right. That's one D 10 plus three. And that's going to be for 12 force damage.
Timothy (DM)
All right. So you've hit it with a barrage of attacks. Some have been more successful than others. But it is starting to get a little misshapen. Why did you ask me when you face turns towards you? You notice the same face as tansy Clover blossom, except accentuated? Its mouth is pulled up into like a wide twisted grin. Its eyes are enlarged and its eyebrows are furrowed.
Unknown Speaker
I told you what I wanted from you and I will take it
Unknown Speaker
Oh, bring it on Clover bottom you taught
Timothy (DM)
and they are going to do damage from the cloud of daggers so roll for that again.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, great.
Timothy (DM)
And they are also going to charge at you.
Unknown Speaker
Sorry, how badly does 17 hertz
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17 Yes.
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Better roll it's time.
Timothy (DM)
That hurts them quite bad. So as they are charging at you. They're basically going to charge through this cloud of daggers you see it's ripping apart their form and then they start to chant and whisper incoherently.
And I need all of you to make a wisdom saving throw
Unknown Speaker
Do we have any
Kendrick (Yonce)
question 16 actually roll with advantage and is this a charm?
Timothy (DM)
This will be no not a term either way 1616 will pass
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Yeah
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1717 passes
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1212
Timothy (DM)
fails. So thrilling. You're gonna take 12 Sega damage and you are stunned into the end of the creatures next turn. The rest of you take six damage.
Unknown Speaker
What does resistance mean? Half damage?
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, if I'm resistant to psychic,
Timothy (DM)
yeah, half it half it everybody takes six, six points of psychic damage. But you are still stunned.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Okay. Thank goodness for false life which I casted at the end of the session last time.
Timothy (DM)
Yes. Definitely.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Much to our DMS hatred.
Timothy (DM)
What are you doing blades?
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I'm gonna drop my bow. Draw both microphones and running at it because I see it's kind of charging. It's really and I'm just going to be a whirlwind of swords cutting and spinning and twirling
Kendrick (Yonce)
you Dante's mouth is agape because that's
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been revealed the unsaved
Timothy (DM)
cannot hide it anymore
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that's true 20 fives and a 13
Timothy (DM)
the 20 fives will hit the 13 will miss
Unknown Speaker
not a lot 10 points of piercing damage All right,
Timothy (DM)
so you slash at them you're seeing that your blade is cutting through them rather smoothly doing some damage but not as much as you would like.
Unknown Speaker
And then I finished it off with a with a loving a Louis and spitting on a stick
Kendrick (Yonce)
my god
Timothy (DM)
no goes right on through them. Really is stung, unable to move, speak or attack. Well so Yonce you're up
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce is going to look at the trunk. It's a trunk secured by anything or can it be moved?
Timothy (DM)
Seems like it's just a Friesen trunk as far as you can tell.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So I wouldn't know whether or not if the trunk goes over the edge the monster would to
Timothy (DM)
is no longer connected to the trunk came out of the trunk but it's not connected to it. That
Kendrick (Yonce)
was my grand idea but apparently weren't that's not it. So all right. So I am going to continue casting the thing I know best which is eldritch blast, right? Oh, that is a NAT 20 So 26
Timothy (DM)
That will hit does that mean it's crit with your roll?
Kendrick (Yonce)
aside? No, I just found out that what crit meant so every time I've rolled the 20 I have not quit until right now
Timothy (DM)
gosh so you double your life. Oh and add the bonus ones
Kendrick (Yonce)
sorry I'm looking for I'm looking for to the 10s
Timothy (DM)
I knew still sure very new how's it been to use those are da flora
Kendrick (Yonce)
sounds like wow that's so strong.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So that's going to be 16 force damage
Timothy (DM)
All right see you blast them with forceful eldritch blast. You see it just like puts a hole in their chest. That is just like struggling to keep his form together.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Look at tansy you should have given us what we wanted.
Unknown Speaker
I will never I must take what I want.
Timothy (DM)
And then you all hear whispers echoing through your brain. I need you all to make another wisdom saving throw.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Let me find the real D 20 and not roll a d 810
Unknown Speaker
Snot Great
Kendrick (Yonce)
1914
Timothy (DM)
What was Yonce 19 Alright Yonsei passes the other two of you
are going to take 25 psychic damage
Kendrick (Yonce)
do I mean let me say
Timothy (DM)
that you both must use your reaction to make a melee weapon attack on each other
Unknown Speaker
so you have the damage I immediately collapse before I make the melee attack
Timothy (DM)
so
Kendrick (Yonce)
it's on your body
Timothy (DM)
to rally as as blades goes down thrilly is going to turn on young Fe make a melee attack on young say as you feel your body hold towards them and then you just swing down on them with a quarter staff is that what you dagger dagger?
Unknown Speaker
But I'm rolling like shit and so
Timothy (DM)
yeah, what's your attack role? And you probably want this to be like shit.
Unknown Speaker
This was war so nine
Timothy (DM)
nine is going to miss Yonsei as you see Cirelli just like coming at you with a dagger. You are able to sidestep her as she's like shaking to stop the dagger from hitting you.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Really what the fuck?
Timothy (DM)
blades make a death saving throw one
Unknown Speaker
that's a net one. So that's two failures who
Unknown Speaker
failure Tsereteli by the way, no,
Timothy (DM)
you are no longer stung. Okay. I may attack
Unknown Speaker
oh my goodness okay my clever come in here way tansy so that'll be an intelligence saving throw that I'll need from you
Timothy (DM)
15
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You passed
Timothy (DM)
so they pass their Intelligence save and as they do so they turn at you and smile oh no Yonsei your turn.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I am going to do something different and do eldritch blast I only have
Unknown Speaker
1990 does have
Kendrick (Yonce)
all right that is one detail and I separated my dice so I can actually do this correctly. Nine force damage
Timothy (DM)
nine force damage alright. You blast them with another and they are looking very wispy.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I walk up to them in this below.
Timothy (DM)
That's not going to do it. But you do have a bonus action left with an uppercut if you would like
Kendrick (Yonce)
oh yeah, I am. I was. I am.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Hear me meditate. Sorry, that was stupid. I have to hit them with a flurry of blows.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Does a 22 hit a 22 does hit one D four. That's not a four. This is a 445 damage.
Unknown Speaker
Blinding finished them.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So Yonce Cox, his arm back. Looks at the wispy monster. Good luck being dead again, bitch. And then uppercuts them.
Timothy (DM)
As your fist plows through their body, you just see them poof in a cloud of smoke.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I land because that was I'm giving very much how you can and then I run two blades. And I'm so I'm disengaged at this point. Blades blades. Are you okay? Wake up. Wake up.
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna walk over to blades and give blades my potion. Just dribble it in your mouth.
Timothy (DM)
Beautiful. It was a superior healing, which is eight D four plus eight.
Unknown Speaker
That's my heel for 32
Timothy (DM)
Oh cold air healings? No joke. Oh, I feel great. Oh, welcome back.
Unknown Speaker
What happened? Why my ears were bleeding and then. Oh, God,
Unknown Speaker
I've told you to stop kicking gnomes. This is the third time brother
Unknown Speaker
certainly works out in front of in front of your
Kendrick (Yonce)
eyes. This is the third time you've almost died. Can you stop dying in front of me? I mean us. I will try that. Thank goodness you're okay. Do you have
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a heart attack every time?
Unknown Speaker
It's fine. That's what they that people say. I'm like a cockroach really? You keep stepping on me and I just I just keep staying here can't get squashed. The
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smell of money has been known to bring him back as well. So yes,
Kendrick (Yonce)
I do have a gold coin. And I'll walk it around she
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does the trick when I got
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gold, so you'll deal with what you get. You get what you get.
Unknown Speaker
Yes ma'am.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So I pick blades up
Kendrick (Yonce)
all right. So Blazers right no more talking to random people.
Unknown Speaker
Sorry one more time for those in the back
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonsei sighs
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blades
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Oh, hi. Miso was right. Oh, I feel better. Oh. Played stretches, cracks is back picks up as well. Show me
Unknown Speaker
do some yoga. I know. The fourth level is there a stairs right? Great.
Unknown Speaker
Another, another island.
Timothy (DM)
And across this bridge, you notice there are piles of shimmering yellow substances.
Unknown Speaker
substances. Alright, so we're going to steer clear the shimmering substances. Historically, when we go into something with an effect around it, we get trapped in time so we're not doing that anger. Angley
Kendrick (Yonce)
you before we go I'm going to cast false life because all right,
Timothy (DM)
false life
Kendrick (Yonce)
so that I get 810 hit points. You can never keep a good pitch down. All right, let's go.
Timothy (DM)
All right, you start to walk across the bridge. And as you approach the other side, the yellow substances become more clear. There are piles and piles of gold. Jewel is not real, and others are real. Close your eyes rather close your
Unknown Speaker
eyes, but it smells sorry. No, I'm gonna. I'm gonna guide you from here on forward. Close your eyes.
Unknown Speaker
Keep them
Unknown Speaker
close.
Timothy (DM)
Do you see ordained mirrors? engraved with silver? embedded with jewels? You see chests of gold and rubies and emeralds and sapphires? marble statues blades doesn't
Unknown Speaker
it because its eyes are closed. Yes.
Unknown Speaker
Still closed system. No peeking. No peeking
Timothy (DM)
golden candelabras smell candelabras
Unknown Speaker
though I smell them. quite solid gold
Timothy (DM)
of frankincense waafs through the air.
Unknown Speaker
So rarely gets distracted.
Timothy (DM)
The hunks of Amber's sitting on intricately carved wooden
Unknown Speaker
channel with it.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'm bored. Let's go. We're not stopping
Unknown Speaker
just as flat as blades really comes back to and close your eyes.
Unknown Speaker
You know Cisco.
Timothy (DM)
And you don't see anybody around. Just lots and lots of luxurious things.
Unknown Speaker
Definitely it just screams trap it just screams screams we're
Kendrick (Yonce)
not going to fall for it this time. So
Unknown Speaker
one non trap you know what a member
Unknown Speaker
keep walking is what you said
Kendrick (Yonce)
you want to die for. So keep that as moving.
Unknown Speaker
You like this body and not?
Unknown Speaker
I do. It's quite lifting.
Unknown Speaker
Keep walking. Okay,
Timothy (DM)
as you make your way across the room,
Unknown Speaker
can we can we circumnavigate and just like hug.
Timothy (DM)
Oh, there's piles along the walls too. So you have to find it. You kind of have to like maze your way through the piles of gold. Oh. So as you kind of snake around the room, you approach the other side where you can see a staircase leading down into yet another island. And beyond that, you see the island number two full of gold jewels. Lovely beautiful tables. Han Mears ivory. We keep like ivory is not very good. And
Unknown Speaker
when the plane is murdering fucking elephants and rhinoceros I've already
Unknown Speaker
start seeing an ebony and
Timothy (DM)
you see the most extravagant or re you've ever seen. Just like tucked away in the corner. For
Unknown Speaker
the kids listening that don't understand what that word means. What's an order in
Timothy (DM)
order V is a model of the planetary system Oh is calculated to show when things are in alignment.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I learned that on Lovecraft Lovecraft County. Yes. Oh, well,
Unknown Speaker
that seems intriguing. So it
Timothy (DM)
is a mechanical structure that every gear is perfectly designed so that the planetary motion will be accurate and you can use it to figure out when planets will be in certain positions.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Cool. This feels like we need to pick it up but we keep walking. Let's go keep moving.
Unknown Speaker
What if the portal reopens? Though when the planets are in alignment? Should we see if it's going to happen soon?
Unknown Speaker
Wait what planets can I rely on yesterday to know
Unknown Speaker
five in a row
Kendrick (Yonce)
Let's keep walking if it I have a sense of what's going on here but I need to be sure so let's keep walking.
Unknown Speaker
All right. I guess we can always come back if we need. I have a
Unknown Speaker
feeling that we might
Timothy (DM)
see you keep walking past all the rubies and emeralds and sapphires and Jade and onyx and Moonstone
Unknown Speaker
curl Amethyst rose quartz and
Timothy (DM)
pretty much like every precious gem that you could add very They gov is somewhere within this room. Okay, my
Unknown Speaker
diamond keep going.
Timothy (DM)
And you pass it all by ending at the other end of this island platform where there is a stair leaning down to a third platform, where you see a woman standing in the center of the platform. hands clasped at her waist. She wears a simple yet clean, tan linen outfit. Her hair long is braided and pulled up on top of her head. And she just waits expectedly
Unknown Speaker
I can't see why have we stopped? Oh, your eyes.
Unknown Speaker
Look now just don't look back.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, it's so tempting. Oh, I can hear the glittering glistening of okay. I have a person right.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So my theory was wrong. I thought that it would keep being the same room over and over until we typed something. So I'm glad to see this woman.
Unknown Speaker
All right. Remember no talking. We just say good day and keep going. Right?
Unknown Speaker
She seems to be blocking our path.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, after three we just bull rush past
Unknown Speaker
well, how do you there?
Unknown Speaker
Oh, shit. She's seen us.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yeah, she's country. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker
Nice of you to visit.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, thank you for having us. Such a pleasure. You've beautiful home. Really, really? Sparkly.
Unknown Speaker
ated though.
Unknown Speaker
Yes. Yeah, I've
Timothy (DM)
worked real hard on that been collecting for a while.
Unknown Speaker
Perfect. Perfect. Can you do me a favor? Can you just give me a little twirl? You're so beautiful. I want to see it from all angles. Can you just spin around?
Timothy (DM)
Can you give me a Deception check.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. Oh, minus one y 17
Timothy (DM)
y of course dear. Although I don't know why. I ain't wearing anything fancy. I'm she does a little twirl
Unknown Speaker
any weird extremities stretching into a room so
Unknown Speaker
nothing that you notice. Oh, well. Well,
Unknown Speaker
I believe the saints will butcher my budget and call me a biscuit. Ah, you are stunning, darling.
Timothy (DM)
Why thank you. I do take good care of my skin. Oh It moisturize daily
Unknown Speaker
shows. You must use a very strong SPF with how strong the sun is.
Timothy (DM)
Watson? You mean the eyeball things up in the sky?
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, what are those? Do you know
Unknown Speaker
they don't have UV rays?
Timothy (DM)
Only our rays?
Kendrick (Yonce)
No. Yeah, I'd say Jeff's from the platform
Kendrick (Yonce)
who are you? And what are you doing here? You seem so nice. Well,
Unknown Speaker
my name is Darla, and I'm going home. And you can
Timothy (DM)
see what I've been doing here. You just pay us down through the night. I'm quite impressed. You didn't take a thing?
Unknown Speaker
Well, I mean, it's not our style is yours
Unknown Speaker
seems like you were working nine to five
Unknown Speaker
no
Kendrick (Yonce)
you made it you made it that easy.
Timothy (DM)
You know I do work nine to five on most days. Weekends, though.
Unknown Speaker
How do you tell time without a sudden? Oh, I
Timothy (DM)
don't do my work here. Oh, this is just where I keep my shit. Oh,
Unknown Speaker
we can do a bag of holding. What's the bag old and it's a bag that holds things.
Timothy (DM)
Interesting.
Unknown Speaker
Might want to add one to collection the quite rare.
Unknown Speaker
I will put a pin in that. Put it on my shopping list.
Unknown Speaker
I know what I said I lean into I know what I said. I feel like I just want to be her friend.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So if you only store your stuff here, where do you live?
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, can you get in and out of this place?
Unknown Speaker
I live wherever I please.
Kendrick (Yonce)
That's kind of my gig. Do you live in this astral plane or do you live in the physical world?
Unknown Speaker
Why not both? Huh?
Unknown Speaker
I can relate a little bit I never thought of it that way. Both.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Can you get us out of here?
Timothy (DM)
Cannot do but I do like yeah, legally you'd like to good folk
Kendrick (Yonce)
love your acrylic nails I love you too
Timothy (DM)
All right. So let me leave you with a pattern tip and you wonder how I came across so much?
Unknown Speaker
Yeah
Timothy (DM)
she kind of tosses her head back and forth
Unknown Speaker
does your neck ever get tired I mean keep doing it love it's fabulous but like you didn't get a kink just curious
Unknown Speaker
no never Oh my neck muscles are really well town.
Unknown Speaker
Oh yes. So now that we're getting close I can see you have quite robust muscles.
Timothy (DM)
You know the number one key way to come across stuff like this is to earn people's trust. take you far All right, with that y'all can be on your way. I'll have anything else for you.
Unknown Speaker
Lovely to meet you Darla. Have a lovely rest of you existence. I guess.
Timothy (DM)
We'll do sugar plum. Careful with the next one though.
Unknown Speaker
Can you give us any hints as to what lies beyond?
Timothy (DM)
Can't say I can wave goodbye now. Waves like very like she kind of like does a little heel kick as she does so and then she blips out. She's gone.
Unknown Speaker
Something tells me she might not have been so nice if we had taken that treasure so you work blades Good luck.
Unknown Speaker
Good luck sister.
Unknown Speaker
My eyes whatever this next one is. Guess we'll soon find out. Shall we press on?
Unknown Speaker
Yes.
Timothy (DM)
You look beyond where Darla was standing. And you see giant mushrooms
Unknown Speaker
fuck Not this again.
Timothy (DM)
That are almost like stepping stones in the astral waters or
Unknown Speaker
the astral see
Timothy (DM)
the astral see? Do you see these giant mushrooms that are like stepping stones to another platform where you see towering mushrooms and twisted burgundy tree trunks barren of leaves. You see thorny vines spread out across the ground at Crimson deep crimson color. And as you continue to look you start to notice that in various corners of the space are tiny little doll houses.
Unknown Speaker
I never did like dolls
Unknown Speaker
I would like to immediately set my arrows on fire and start living Oh Shall we try to proceed stealthily maybe we can just get through this next island undetected. I agree.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, let's do our best.
Timothy (DM)
All right. All right. Would you like to all give me a stealth roll
Unknown Speaker
before we go stealthily Can I can I guess disguise myself myself and I make myself look like dolla. Yes, you may. Just like getting into character. Do the howdy. Ouch. Oh, my neck. Oh. And then I just transform into dollar.
Timothy (DM)
Lovely. All right. Let's see you now look like Darla, you all the other two people in the party see Darla standing next to them. Having seen blades transform into her. And yeah, what were those stealth checks?
Unknown Speaker
17 1011 Because after
Timothy (DM)
all right. So you start hopping across these mushrooms. They kind of squish beneath your feet, like little sponges. As you hop from one to the next. And you land on firm ground on the other side. As you reach the other side you look up and you see a little girl sitting on a tree stump. Playing with a little doll she's singing a little lullaby Ring around the rosie Posies
Unknown Speaker
still the we walk a little faster.
Unknown Speaker
I think we should just fall and spring.
Unknown Speaker
Fall down. Wasn't that fun? Dolly?
Unknown Speaker
My Dolly. Oh like
Timothy (DM)
you see she's talking to the doll.
Unknown Speaker
Is there a clear way we can sneak past her?
Timothy (DM)
So she's sitting in this tree stump next to a log that is laid across the astral sea to another platform. But as you all are standing watching her and listening to her beautiful song you see she turns her head towards you. New friends?
Kendrick (Yonce)
No, we're not. Oh, well, how do you neighbor?
Timothy (DM)
Oh my goodness. It's been so long since anybody has come to visit me. Do you like to play? No, I would very much like friends to play with. It's been so lonely here.
Kendrick (Yonce)
It seems like you have a friend right there and you're a doll.
Timothy (DM)
Delhi doesn't talk much.
Kendrick (Yonce)
It's unfortunately needed there. We so
Timothy (DM)
I said I wanted to play. Will you play with me?
Kendrick (Yonce)
No, but thank you for the offer. We're late for a lunch appointment
Unknown Speaker
said I wanted to play. Will you play with
Kendrick (Yonce)
me? And I said we have a lunch date.
Timothy (DM)
Her eyes begin to glow red. A cloud of like burgundy mist starts to flow out from her feet. All right. All right. We'll play with you. And everything dissipates. Yay. Yeah. What game would you like to play first?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Let's play hide and seek. You hide and will seek you out.
Timothy (DM)
But there's three of you and only one of me. That doesn't make any sense.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Well, how about my friends here sir alien plays will also hide. I look at them in wink. And then I'll come find all of you. Wouldn't that be fun?
Timothy (DM)
Give me a Deception check.
Unknown Speaker
I also just dropped my disguise at this point. I didn't acknowledge it.
Unknown Speaker
She does not acknowledge Starla
Unknown Speaker
I got a nine.
Unknown Speaker
Do you think you can trick me? I'm a lot smarter than I look.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I was just checking to see if you were smart. And you pass. Yay. How about we all hide? And you seek us out?
Unknown Speaker
Here funny man. Huh? Give me a persuasion check.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Or Jesus. I've seen this Doctor Who episode
Unknown Speaker
Yes, I get a 20 Huh.
Timothy (DM)
I do like that idea. But because you lied to me. I want to make one rule very clear. I'm gonna sit here on this log. And you can't cross it to the other side. You must stay here on this platform.
Kendrick (Yonce)
What will happen if we accidentally do that? I just want to check because me and my friends are new here.
Timothy (DM)
You must follow the rules. That's why they exist. Mommy and Daddy said I always had to follow the rules. So you will to
Kendrick (Yonce)
where first of all what's your name?
Timothy (DM)
Thank you for asking my name is Greta What's your name?
Kendrick (Yonce)
My name is Upri
Unknown Speaker
Nice to meet you Upri
Unknown Speaker
My name is knives
Unknown Speaker
knives What a funny name
Unknown Speaker
it's a family name. I'm actually knives the fourth
Unknown Speaker
Oh my goodness.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yeah, but he's quite dull if you get what I'm saying. Ha ha ha ha ha ha because knives get dull.
Timothy (DM)
He jokes not very funny.
Unknown Speaker
She got you there.
Unknown Speaker
Thank you Miss.
Unknown Speaker
Um, I am juror rappy
Unknown Speaker
I will just sit here and count to 10 Okay. You better hide. Okay. Let me find you Closer, she's
Timothy (DM)
fairly close to the ledge, she sits down on the log that goes over to the next platform over. Then she puts her hands over her
Kendrick (Yonce)
eyes. Before you start. Can I just ask my friend something? I promise we're not cheating.
Timothy (DM)
Okay, can I talk with you to know
Kendrick (Yonce)
that I would run the game of hide and seek?
Timothy (DM)
Give me a Deception check?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Gosh, I've been rolling like shit with this section. And it continues with an eight.
Timothy (DM)
Oh, I don't know what that has to do with hide and seek.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Fine. You can join us to come here.
Unknown Speaker
Yay. Yeah.
Timothy (DM)
And she gets up from the stool and kind of jogs on over, holds her hands in her lap and looks at you all very expectantly with a huge smile on her face.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So we're not going to cheat at Hidin see this fun lady here. Greta is letting us play with her and her beautiful Dolly. We're not going to sneak around and jump over the log. We're going to hide.
Unknown Speaker
Okay, right. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's how hind seek works.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I roll my eyes.
Unknown Speaker
All right. Are you ready to play?
Timothy (DM)
Yay. Yay. All right, you go hide. I'm going to count to 10 Don't let me find you. And she puts her hands over her eyes and begins to count.
Unknown Speaker
Just to clarify. She didn't go back to the log.
Timothy (DM)
She no she goes over back. Sorry. She's
Unknown Speaker
blocking. Yeah, yeah.
Timothy (DM)
She's blocking your exit.
Unknown Speaker
Pen.
Unknown Speaker
Nine.
Unknown Speaker
Maybe we can just leave. Seven or drop. Kick her off. I
Unknown Speaker
hope you're hiding.
Unknown Speaker
I hide somewhere.
Unknown Speaker
Six. Hide five.
Unknown Speaker
Four,
Unknown Speaker
I run towards full sprint.
Timothy (DM)
Yonsei give me a stealth check. Give me a stealth check with disadvantage.
Unknown Speaker
I'm not trying to hide it. All right. Okay.
Timothy (DM)
Oh, if you're not trying to hide it.
Unknown Speaker
I'm just gonna Whoa. Okay. I'll go. I'll try. I'll try to run stealthily Edo.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I got a 22.
Timothy (DM)
Alright. 1414. So as Yonsei is hidden quite well, in a bush, on the age of the platform. You hear blades start to sprint towards the girl. And I'm going to need blades. No.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Why must you always choose vinyl? I'm
Timothy (DM)
going to need blades to make a charisma saving throw. Nine as you begin to run towards you, you see, she hears you. takes her hands off her eyes. utter something under her breath. And you freeze
Unknown Speaker
turned into freeze tag.
Timothy (DM)
That's not how you play? Do you need to repeat the rules?
Unknown Speaker
Can I still talk?
Timothy (DM)
You start backing up away from her unable to control the movements of your body. But you can speak
Unknown Speaker
oh sorry, I'm not from this plane of existence. I do and you need a refresher. I've also come very close to dying several times in the past well, so
Timothy (DM)
Alright, so you stumbled backwards into a bush? Okay, let's try again. And she puts her hands over her eyes.
Unknown Speaker
10 Nine
Unknown Speaker
happened to a bush next to the bush 30
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna cast a minor illusion to call in a sound coming from the opposite side of this platform. So the opposite side of the the log. And it's gonna be a parental figure saying you could do this. I told you. I told you it's dinnertime. You have to come inside now.
Timothy (DM)
You watch as Gretta free freezes up. You can see that her body becomes rigid, and she begins to shake
Unknown Speaker
Oh, Oh, you can't be my mommy. Mommy's dead.
Timothy (DM)
And they see she throws down her arms. Her eyes bolt open and she her eyes begin to glow red. She is staring darts at you Tsereteli and she begins to levitate. Oh God, the Crimson smoke starts to billow out from her. And you see the vines around this platform start to creep towards you. Sting over gravel, dirt, everybody roll initiative. Exercise no initiative. You're just kidding.
Unknown Speaker
Because we are related Sr.
Unknown Speaker
14, seven Khyati taught me spell slots either is going to be really going to need some help.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I like Oh, Darla was like, yeah, please be careful with this one. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker
You immediately trigger trigger. Because if we're in the astral plane, she might be dead.
Timothy (DM)
So as she begins to levitate, she just sweeps on towards you through rally. And you see she pulls out to Crimson Swords from her body, and she starts swinging at you. Well, you are going to get hit twice. Taking a total of 20 slashing damage your wounds. Sear as she cuts through you. You see the blood is pouring out from your cut. Oh yeah,
Unknown Speaker
I'm down. I'm down for the count. Immediately.
Timothy (DM)
Just a rally is cut down drops to the ground
Unknown Speaker
sister. No.
Timothy (DM)
Make a death saving throw.
Unknown Speaker
Now, yeah. 17 616 is
Timothy (DM)
the success Yonsei.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'm in a really, I mean, it could coinkidink right here. Anyone else want to fuck with me? You know what? Ain't no. bleeding everywhere you hear from a bush? No.
Unknown Speaker
You're saying
Timothy (DM)
you are still hidden? She does not seem to know where you are.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Can I cast toll of the dead while I'm hidden?
Timothy (DM)
Does it have somatic or verbal components?
Unknown Speaker
You know, I don't know that.
Timothy (DM)
In the component section, does it have an acronym?
Kendrick (Yonce)
It has an S, okay. And a V?
Timothy (DM)
Oh, sorry, S or V, somatic and verbal. So give me a stealth check. To try to maintain hidden.
Unknown Speaker
It's gonna fail. It's an eight. All right.
Timothy (DM)
But you can cast till the dead. So it goes off.
Kendrick (Yonce)
You need a Wisdom save.
Timothy (DM)
I am going to fail with a nine.
Unknown Speaker
Oh,
Kendrick (Yonce)
I forgot, which is to D eights. That's going to be 12 necrotic damage.
Timothy (DM)
All right. So you see, she throws her hands up to her head. As she's like, has this like piercing headache? She's like shaking with anger. Blades. What are you doing?
Unknown Speaker
I'll kill you your little shit. I take out my blades and I run out her. And then I spin in a whirlwind of swords and I attack her four times.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Am I still hidden at this point? I'm still in the bush.
Timothy (DM)
You're still in the bush
Unknown Speaker
does the 16 hit
Timothy (DM)
and 16 does hit.
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna hit her four times 1618 22 plus three times four is 1222 plus 34 piercing damage as I just went on.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'm looking through the bushes being like Damn.
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, so you just start so lashing out her every time you do she lets out a shrew. Reek, and you just see blood splattering everywhere. The vines around the edge of the platform start to break off and a blood red crimson ooze starts to pour out of them at all parts of the island.
Unknown Speaker
Does she still look like a child?
Timothy (DM)
Oh yeah, she's still sure double click a child. And she's about three feet two inches wearing a gorgeous grey dress with white trim and lace she's a little black bow in her hair pulled up into like a nice little
Unknown Speaker
bag even if she has a child she's already damn
Timothy (DM)
saw she did She's Amanda I know she's not dead. On the contrary she is going to turn towards blades and make two attacks with her swords to ha
Unknown Speaker
prophetic that doesn't sound pathetic.
Unknown Speaker
I'm probably gonna go down
Timothy (DM)
it'll be Mrs bowl. Yes ha. As you just keep stepping back out of her reach.
Unknown Speaker
Nice try but your form is terrible.
Unknown Speaker
I want you to die. If you're not going to be my friends. He'll be obliterated from this planet.
Unknown Speaker
Well that fucking attitude No wonder you have no friends you little shit.
Timothy (DM)
Smelly. Make me dead saving throw. As I have a couple of deep breaths what happens on an outline goes to jail. Time we've gotten a nat 1 on it does save Today young say.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I mean, at this point, there's no point in hiding. So I am going to stand up from the bush and do toll of the dead again.
Unknown Speaker
John so you have to get to cervelli.
Timothy (DM)
I'm gonna fail with a one
Kendrick (Yonce)
that's going to be a lovin damage. necrotic
Unknown Speaker
Oh.
Timothy (DM)
Again, she throws her hands up to her head. She's like shaking in pain. You see that? She has cuts and lacerations all over her body. And you start to see the vines around the platform are starting to wither and turn into black and brown husks. The Crimson liquid completely pulling out of them.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Can I use my bonus action for your bulletin blows?
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, you want to run up there? Yeah.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Olly olly oxen free when you're done playing. Oh,
Kendrick (Yonce)
does a 24
Timothy (DM)
Yep. A 24 hits. Yeah.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So that's going to be four, four.
Timothy (DM)
All right, see you clock around the jaw.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Three times over. I didn't like that.
Timothy (DM)
She, she's going to turn to you. Okay, a big grin on her face and hold a hand out dissipating one of her swords. And you see black tentacles shoot from her hand
Kendrick (Yonce)
you didn't have to do all that stop it.
Timothy (DM)
Alright, you are pummeled with three black tentacles and you take 11 force damage. Oh.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Okay. And since
Timothy (DM)
I thought it was going to be more exciting.
Kendrick (Yonce)
As she hates me, I'm going to Cass hellish rebuke.
Timothy (DM)
All right. You make a duck face. She's gonna fail with a gun. Five
Kendrick (Yonce)
all right for easy 10s Nine plus 10 is 19 plus seven is 26 Jesus six fire damage
Timothy (DM)
so as you point that finger at her to cast your hellish rebuke you see she is in gold in flames and she starts to shriek
all that's left is a pile of cinders
Kendrick (Yonce)
was in the car so is she dead?
Unknown Speaker
She's dead. All right. Dead.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'm going to first I'm going to cast false life because if it ain't broke don't fix it.
Unknown Speaker
All right. All right.
Unknown Speaker
I run over to Israeli Israeli Israeli Can you hear me? slapping it on the face?
Unknown Speaker
Is no no movement. Response
Unknown Speaker
Yonce Do you Do you have any more potions?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yes, I have one more. I have gives you the last one. All right, and I hand the potion to sorrelli
Unknown Speaker
poet and her mouth this poor half I don't think that's how potions work. Can you just do the roll for me? The ad four plus eight so 27 Oh, these potions
Timothy (DM)
and as he used up the last of your superior healing potions. You think when will we ever get our hands on these again?
Unknown Speaker
i Oh gracious and omnipotent keep
Unknown Speaker
so
Unknown Speaker
I don't want to regret this but I'm also glad not to be dead.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, that was that was definitely sibling.
Unknown Speaker
Maybe I should have gone with a nicer voice maybe the mother that she needed. The day. Yeah. Yes. And Laura. And if I come into contact with another demon child.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I think we need to take a rest for sure.
Unknown Speaker
Now we can take her vest on his gross blood covered dirty Island.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Well, I don't see any other choice. It seems like the people were fighting gets worse and worse. And we've been fighting nonstop for hours. We need to take a break.
Unknown Speaker
I'll use prestidigitation to clean up the blood and a large enough little area for a nap.
Unknown Speaker
So we're here just scoop it aside maybe yeah,
Kendrick (Yonce)
the blood and Vera like
Timothy (DM)
like parts parts they're ready see? Oh no.
Unknown Speaker
All right. I guess we've slept in West places.
Kendrick (Yonce)
So we could we take a long rest or should we just take you Do
Timothy (DM)
you remember that? There's like a lovely couch with corpses in nearby it. Just a little islands back a couple islands back? Yeah. Also piles of gold.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I think we should just lay on the floor. We're not going past that gold. I know you really want to see Darla blades. But we can't
Unknown Speaker
wish she's not there no more.
Kendrick (Yonce)
She will come back because I knowing you.
Unknown Speaker
You will touch the gold. Alright. Well, I can sleep on the dirt. Alright, so I guess you can
Timothy (DM)
make camp lay out your sleeping pads. Have one last glance over at the pile of charred human remains isn't the worst game I've
Unknown Speaker
ever played.
Timothy (DM)
And you take a long rest
Unknown Speaker
if you prefer to sleep in the bush over there might block the view
Unknown Speaker
would you mean watches? Like,
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'll take the first watch. Thanks, since I'm the one who has not really been hurt too much.
Unknown Speaker
I'm still recovering from that initial child reaction that I stirred up so I could use an app. Thanks Yonce.
Timothy (DM)
All right, so you start a series of watches which begins with Yonce so Yonce you watch over blades and so rally for several hours. You sit and contemplate the events of the day you think about a pre
Kendrick (Yonce)
you I'm gonna see you soon up. I promise we'll get to you. And that's
Timothy (DM)
when you start to hear a whisper in the back of your head. So the Whisper starts in the back of your head. Hard to hear at first. But it's slowly creeps and echoes throughout your mind. Yeah Chey yeah Chey Oh Yonsei how much I love to watch you wriggle around and anger it's so delectable.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Who are you? Oh,
Timothy (DM)
don't you weary you get to know me. Shoot enough. But I've been watching you for ages. And I find your anger show tantalizing I just couldn't help myself.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce is going to turn his head to Sir alien blades. And they still seem asleep. So do I know that this is happening in my head?
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, I kind of feel like it's like, either that or is Omni directionally all around, you just kind of like bouncing and echoing about.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Okay, so Yonce is going to get up and walk a little bit further away. I don't know how much that's going to help. But we'll see.
Unknown Speaker
You seem agitated.
Kendrick (Yonce)
It's been a long few months, years I don't even know anymore is what do you want from me?
Timothy (DM)
It's not what I want from you. It's more what I can give you or you're already doing what I want.
Kendrick (Yonce)
What do you need from me? Could you help me? Get my sister back?
Timothy (DM)
You didn't even need to ask. I already know what you truly desire.
Unknown Speaker
I will help.
Timothy (DM)
And in that moment, you start to feel a stinging, searing sensation on your forearm burning into your skin. As you look down you start to see black ink appearing is the shape of the Gioconda tree with a little hut set in the branches I do love watching you winch in pain. Ah so delectable so tantalizing. But I do crash that should help but furthermore, you must call upon powers of your own in order to free up free I can help you unlock them.
Kendrick (Yonce)
What do you need from me?
Timothy (DM)
As I already said you are already giving me what I want don't need to change a thing
Kendrick (Yonce)
why are you helping me?
Timothy (DM)
I have my reasons. But just know I do quite enjoy you lunch. I love so many parts of you all of this going on up here in your head. It's just so perfect.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Can you Elise protects her alien blades to
Timothy (DM)
a Ah, I don't think that will be a problem. I think you have what it takes.
Kendrick (Yonce)
But how you're not telling me how
Timothy (DM)
would you like me to show you
Unknown Speaker
please
Timothy (DM)
dig deep Yunfei deep within your shelf.
You have so much anger, so much passion, so much love and lust and greed and entry. For all that is round you tap in to those desires. Dr. Hugh
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce closes his eyes and this thinks of all the memories of Upri the good ones, the bad ones, her getting taken, everything that's been happening and Yonce is angry, sad longing for some sense of normalcy at this point.
Timothy (DM)
So as you close your eyes, and you anchor in on these emotions, you feel your body begins to plunge this like pit in your stomach drops out the floor of your pelvis. And you start to feel as if your body is being flung through space and time and images start to flash past you. And you start to feel this warmth grow inside of you. This burning, energetic, jittery sensation, just completely overwhelming your body with warmth and excitement. Yes, yes, yes. Shantay take it, take it. That's it. You can do this. Dry it in, channel it. You do good with I believe in you. And things begin to settle. Your body again becomes calm. Although your heart is still beating a little bit faster. And you feel it throbbing in your chest. But the night falls into silence. And as you open your eyes you just stare off into the astral see and watch as the eyes blink. So as Yonce watches over blades and Cirelli he begins to notice through rellies eyes start to twitch which takes us into the mind of Cirelli who has been peacefully dreaming more or less for some hours now. When her dreams begin to become punctuated with a tapping on her shoulder.
Unknown Speaker
I'll turn and look over my shoulder.
Timothy (DM)
So as you open your eyes to rally, you see you're standing in a black abyss and you look over your shoulder and you don't see anything. But then you feel something slimy wrap around your ankle.
Unknown Speaker
Oh great. Okay, and I'm awake now. Right? I'm still in this kind of dreamy plane.
Timothy (DM)
You think about that and ponder it for a moment. And you go I have I've been transported somewhere or I must still be dreaming.
Unknown Speaker
What can I tell about this slimy thing? Is it what is it attached to?
Timothy (DM)
So as you look down you see a black tentacle. With purple suction cups wrapped around your ankle, it trails off into the darkness. And then you begin to hear squelching steps towards you, as a gym, glow of light brings a face into view. They are covered in pustules. Their skin is bulbous. They have four eyeballs kind of lopsided to one side of their face, tentacle tentacles tendril over their mouth. And you see, they have one tentacle raised out towards you. And you realize that it's connected to the one on your ankle. At last, we meet in person. So ready?
Unknown Speaker
What who are you? You You know me?
Timothy (DM)
Of course I know you. I've always known us rally from before you were born. I knew you would come into being
Unknown Speaker
I dare say that's kind of cool. But what what are your intentions here?
Timothy (DM)
Me It's complicated to explain. But I think we can start with a fever from me and to you.
Unknown Speaker
So I may ask the favor.
Timothy (DM)
You will ask the favor. But the time is not right. It is soon to pass. But just know I'm here to be called upon.
Unknown Speaker
Thank you.
Timothy (DM)
Until then, there is one thing you must do for yourself.
Unknown Speaker
Carry on. You will
Timothy (DM)
come across some trial. The world will test you and you must be ready.
Timothy (Witchy Narrator)
But that is all right because you already harbor the tools you need to succeed.
Timothy (DM)
Do you help you channel that? I will give you a gift right now. And with another tentacle, he holds out a rod. At the tip of the rod you see black tendrils twisting into a point. So now it's time for you to do some work. Are you ready?
Unknown Speaker
Is Ready as I'll be I hope that the trials if I should pass will also help my friends. What can you tell me about their future? Or their fate?
Timothy (DM)
Fate is a fickle thing.
Timothy (Witchy Narrator)
There are merely likelihoods
Timothy (DM)
Marja I can assure you that I will be present in your time of need
Unknown Speaker
and what is your name? How How should I call upon you? In that moment?
Timothy (DM)
There will be no need I will always be with you sir rally Okay. Shall we proceed? Oh,
Unknown Speaker
I believe we shall
Timothy (DM)
all right. Let us begin Surely you have always had a connection to the Beyond dish you are aware of. But there is so much more that you can do if you just give in to the chaos,
Unknown Speaker
the chaos what will that mean? Where will I go? If I give in
Timothy (DM)
it does not take over, but merely becomes a part of you.
Unknown Speaker
Okay, I think I understand
Timothy (DM)
the order of the world is merely just an illusion. You may already understand this just some extent as you peered past the veil that illusion is easy to manipulate if you know where to look and that is in to yourself, sir rally. You have powers that you can unlock. If you only let yourself when you are able to do that, they will come to you. And with that, you feel the tentacle release from your ankle, and they start walking backwards back into the darkness. So as the creature fades away, so really, your eyes begin to blink open and you find yourself laying on the ground in a familiar place. You look over and you see Yonsei watching over you. And as you look out into the astral sky. You see the eyes blink.
Unknown Speaker
I'd say thanks for watching. I can't say it was a completely restful rest. But you look tired too. Why don't you get some rest? I can watch now. You know I guess these eyes will to
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonsei is is going to look at you nod and lay down.
Timothy (DM)
So Yonce lays down and really takes up the mantle of watching over the group. She sits for hours watching out in to the astral sky, the twinkling of the eyeballs. And the little snores of blades
Unknown Speaker
have fond childhood sound to bring the server
Timothy (DM)
and after many hours her watches up. She passes it on to blades.
Unknown Speaker
Why? Sorry, is my turn your turn brother. This dirt is quite comfortable after what we've been through.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, if you block out the smell of blood, it's not so bad after all.
Unknown Speaker
Shamy pass up those couches with the smell of blood. Like go to my watch Vegas
Timothy (DM)
and blades. continues on with his watch. rather uneventful. Just contemplating the events of the day before, before the other to wake up? All of you having completed a long rest
Kendrick (Yonce)
first of all what does the long grass do in terms of health? I know restores it, but like fully restores, okay. There's no special. Hey, perfect. And for short rest is how many?
Timothy (DM)
You can use up to half of your hit dice to revive health for a short rest, but you did a long rest. Yeah, okay, perfect. And you get all your spell slots back. I get them back, whether you had a point of exhaustion, you get a point exhaustion reduced, but you don't have that. So don't worry about it. All right. So you all have woken up from your super calm nights of nothing happening. Feeling well rested and ready to take on another day of this weird ass fucking place.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Does blades and Tsereteli notice anything different about me?
Timothy (DM)
How are you reacting to the events of last night? What are you doing? How was your behavior changed?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonce is silent very much in his head. And looking at his arm and then looking up at the sky and it's kind of that cycle over and over again. So Leon Tay is fairly lost in the clouds right now. All right. Here but not here.
Timothy (DM)
I don't think they really noticed much. Not at first. Okay. What are you doing this morning? We have food. You probably have rations in your packs.
Unknown Speaker
Can you use the blood vines to make a fire?
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, you probably could actually cool. They've dried out the the
Unknown Speaker
red viscosity liquid
Unknown Speaker
changed my my dry piece of like love and bread and call it a wreck. Well, shall we get this road on the show?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yeah, they still kind of working out in the distance?
Unknown Speaker
Yeah. Was that what we had next?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonsei doesn't respond.
Unknown Speaker
I'll start setting my feet. Hello.
Unknown Speaker
Hey, sorry,
Unknown Speaker
um, buddy didn't sleep very well.
Kendrick (Yonce)
No, I didn't. I'm sorry. Where are we going?
Unknown Speaker
Is there a path?
Timothy (DM)
Yeah. So there's the log that the little right. You cross. And you can see beyond it that there's another platform, more dried husks of blood vines. But beyond that are like a spattering of houses all kinds of dilapidated, and kind of like mashed into each other like a cluster of buildings. You see some stairs at the base of one of them leading up to a porch. Like a front porch like a back porch
Unknown Speaker
or back porch. You're gonna be either right or wrong.
Unknown Speaker
I guess we go onto this back porch. There's nowhere else to go. Is there a door?
Timothy (DM)
There doors on these houses?
Unknown Speaker
Can we just go past the houses? Is there another island so or just look like we have to go into them to like,
Timothy (DM)
yeah, so you can see that like, there's lots of houses kind of mashed up together, where you might have to like scramble through some stuff or over some stuff or go into the houses or it looks like there might be a path forward but it's going to be a little convoluted.
Unknown Speaker
All right, let's start looking for a path.
Timothy (DM)
Let's go. Alright, so you make your way over the log onto the other island, passing more giant mushrooms and shriveled blood vines until you approach the base of the wooden stairs that lead up onto the porch as you make your way up the creaking steps of the wooden deck. You notice that the porch lets off on top of another house on the other end.
Unknown Speaker
Julia Yeah, strange architecture.
Timothy (DM)
You can easily scramble up on top of the roof. Well walk alongside it till you reach another set of stairs that lead down onto a another island. The pathway twists and turns through labyrinth of other houses and unstable ground until you start to notice torches lining your pathway
Unknown Speaker
lit torches.
Unknown Speaker
Yes. Progress.
Unknown Speaker
Clearly someone's been here
Unknown Speaker
standing God, I
Kendrick (Yonce)
guess their fire bill must be very high
Unknown Speaker
blades is going to go to a torch and does it hurt?
Timothy (DM)
You stick your hand in fire and
Unknown Speaker
it's real fire.
Unknown Speaker
Real fire and
Unknown Speaker
double checking
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yonsei looks at blades. Why would you do that?
Unknown Speaker
Just even taught.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I roll my eyes and keep moving
Unknown Speaker
places are gonna pick up the torch. Take it with us.
Timothy (DM)
All right, you pick up a torch and you continue down the pathway until it opens up into a clearing center of a clearing you see a stone platform with a stone slab sitting in the middle of it. And on top of the slab
Unknown Speaker
is a coffin
Unknown Speaker
do we see a way to go around the clearing in the coffin? Sea Island beyond on the
Timothy (DM)
other side. Give me a perception check. As you see more houses can be scattered about on the other side of this island.
Unknown Speaker
A team
Unknown Speaker
707
Timothy (DM)
Yonsei notices a ladder leaned up against one of the houses you might be able to use to get on top of the roof.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Guys Guys look over there
Kendrick (Yonce)
JD Jaden essence all know what you do see that ladder over there? Oh, good.
Unknown Speaker
All Yonsei you could walk on it
Kendrick (Yonce)
and go past it.
Timothy (DM)
You hear the coffin? Creek oak open and a man sits up and looks at you.
Unknown Speaker
This is all a dream. He
Timothy (DM)
muscular oh and bulky with impressive the large spiraled horn. Oh, he's adorned with expensive embroidered silks draping into clothing dyed in bright browns and violets. You notice rings and necklaces with large colorful gem and he has styled this purple hair. Parting it to the left.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Keep walking towards the ladder Artesia blades
Unknown Speaker
Welcome Hello.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Sorry we did not mean to interrupt you.
Timothy (DM)
Oh, just worry about it. I am embracing company. Come Come my dears and let us speak
Kendrick (Yonce)
we're kind of in a bit of a rush no offense to you you have a lovely clearing but we
Timothy (Witchy Narrator)
are down to weary they'll all be there when we've done all little chat. I just must take some time to sit down with the three of you. And just bask in your greatness along with mine of course.
Unknown Speaker
already hate this person.
Timothy (DM)
I see it in all of you. You are all destined for greatness. You have so much power welling up inside of you. I can just smell it
Unknown Speaker
could also be blood Yeah, well, power will do
Timothy (DM)
come gather around and let me tell you my tale.
Unknown Speaker
Oh boy, what is that about? We're all curious. But
Timothy (DM)
I promise I don't bite unless you want me because
Unknown Speaker
I kind of want him to shoot
Unknown Speaker
this person so badly.
Unknown Speaker
I grabbed the law. Yeah, tell us you tell from there. I grabbed the ladder and just you
Unknown Speaker
know I just Come sit over you as
Timothy (DM)
he waves his hands. You see four plush arm chairs appear in a circle around his coffin. As he steps out on to the platform. He waves another arm and just kind of whisks over to the front of the platform. Come sit and let me tell you my tale.
Unknown Speaker
What happens after
Timothy (DM)
What do you mean we have a great laugh we talk we enjoy each other's company each other's greatness.
Unknown Speaker
I appreciate the hospitality but do you do you have any time estimate
Timothy (DM)
well one knows not to rush good tail. Oh,
Unknown Speaker
you know what? I have a lovely idea. So sorry. What's your name? I'm nice.
Timothy (DM)
My name is tetherin gift gift to all the world. Yeah, I can assist come sit and let us chat. We can be great together.
Unknown Speaker
Yes. Well, we'll be right over we're just going to move this lab ladder because you neighbor asked us to
Unknown Speaker
tell me where are you from?
Unknown Speaker
You know that island back there with all the gold but we're, we're we're Darla cousins
Timothy (DM)
Jhala I do not know this doll. Oh, she's very powerful.
Unknown Speaker
And of course, how dare you? Hold you, you.
Timothy (DM)
You and he just rushes over to blades. My dear. You are fantastic. Look at this form. Look at this face this chiseled jaw line. And oh my goodness. I can see you're quite skilled with the sword. Would you like to parry? I love to test my skills with you if if you
Unknown Speaker
want to sword fight
Timothy (DM)
don't speak just come pull out your sword and show me your skills.
Unknown Speaker
As much as I want to do though, do
Timothy (DM)
stand back. Give us some space and just watch what great spectacle you are about to see.
Unknown Speaker
Turned out. Alright, grab the ladder. Put in position, hunt, distract. Alright, got it. All right, Very well then. Pull out your soul mate.
Timothy (DM)
So he pulls out a little fencing sword. very intricate design or long the hilt. And he starts to walk pieces backwards.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, I guess I also want me suspend.
Unknown Speaker
All right. Come back to me with everything you have.
Timothy (DM)
Don't worry. You won't hurt me. How far away easy. Probably 20 paces
Unknown Speaker
is patience loss of like just just for technical reasons. Do we have anything? Oh, we have spells again.
Timothy (DM)
Now, for those of you watching this spectacle, I can tell my tale as we go. I was born of nothing. But I was destined for greatness. And therefore I took my rightful place at the top of this world. Those of us who are chosen to inherit it
Unknown Speaker
I'm going to cast Hunter's Mark on him as a bonus action. All right, then I'm going to take off and fly them really quickly and do three quick attacks.
Timothy (DM)
And he is going to use a DOD action
Unknown Speaker
that means that they're all a disadvantage. Yes.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I like how's the rally and Yonsei is this like what the fuck is
Unknown Speaker
yeah, we'll get the ladder over here with the ladder whenever you're ready blades
Kendrick (Yonce)
he's no Darla
Unknown Speaker
does a 10 hit?
Timothy (DM)
attenders, not 15 or 15 does not hit 1717 days
Unknown Speaker
alright, so one one attack heads.
Timothy (DM)
Alright, roll for damage.
Unknown Speaker
Six piercing damage. Oh plus one D six because hunters man All right. All right.
Timothy (DM)
And everybody roll initiative.
Unknown Speaker
12 Damn shoulder 1611 21
Timothy (DM)
All right. So you start pairing with him. He is dodging most of your attacks, but you land one slashing his arm. You see the fabric rip, and he begins to bleed. Red. Yes. Oh, good shots, my good sport. Now it's my turn and he lunges at you cook.
Unknown Speaker
Is my AC so
Timothy (DM)
your AC is still lowered? So
Unknown Speaker
it's still 16 Okay, yeah.
Timothy (DM)
And he's going to have you and give you a nice good slash as well. For eight. Slashing damage.
Unknown Speaker
A nice exchange there.
Timothy (DM)
Again, again, go. Sorelli Is there anything that you would like to do? Well, this is happening.
Unknown Speaker
Yes. So I'm just watching this happen. And then, mother. Gosh, how many beautiful men are going to do this to my dear brother. I summon my hound of ill omens into the picture.
Unknown Speaker
All right. What what did that hounds look like?
Unknown Speaker
This Hound is sort of shadowy looking and ferocious, ferocious picture like a big wolf. And I'm going to send the hound towards this guy. This pretty man who is seducing my brother
Unknown Speaker
blades has never seen this before. So what the fuck is that?
Unknown Speaker
Oh, yeah.
Timothy (DM)
Great. So much power and you're gonna make an attack on him it blades jobs back. Nine. Yeah, he's going to dodge that. Okay.
Unknown Speaker
Not tempted by puppies. This one.
Unknown Speaker
It's more of a cat person.
Unknown Speaker
Person. Yes.
Timothy (DM)
I'm Yonce What would you like to do?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Oh, gosh, I feel like this is a bad idea for all involved. I'm going to look over at what's this person's name again?
Timothy (DM)
I totally remembered immediately forget their name. tetherin tetherin Either in gift Mr. GIF?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yes. If we sit down will you just tell us a story without the violence? We've had a long What's your violence?
Timothy (DM)
We're all having a good little jog over here.
Kendrick (Yonce)
My friend blade knives is bleeding. That's not fun. They've almost died three times. Please. We will sit down if you just stop Are you not the challenge? No. I don't want any more challenges. I just want my sister.
Timothy (DM)
And do you feel the same? My dear friend knives Did you say
Unknown Speaker
oh yes knives because I use knives.
Unknown Speaker
Interesting name.
Timothy (DM)
I would have pegged you more for
Unknown Speaker
blades
Unknown Speaker
got ESPN?
Timothy (DM)
Yes. Do you feel similarly place we can sit and talk if you'd like if that's more your pace, but I did see something in you and I wanted to draw it out. I'm
Unknown Speaker
sorry. You won't say he's just such a twat. I want to I want to walk them. Is it my turn to hit again?
Unknown Speaker
isn't so much I guess it is
Timothy (DM)
yeah, it is your turn if there's something that you want to do other than just tall.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'm going to pull out my crossbow. fiance's annoyed so it doesn't hit
Kendrick (Yonce)
don't ask me what I got it just doesn't Kiske disk
Timothy (DM)
My dear boy you have better than that.
Unknown Speaker
I'm no one's boy.
Timothy (DM)
Blades you're up three more
Unknown Speaker
quick attacks. Is he dodging and dodging again? So it's just like a passive Alright, so I'll do one at a time. Miss does 15 doesn't hit right
Timothy (DM)
15 Does it okay
Unknown Speaker
that is for five piercing damage. Oh and then three damn From hunters mark and that's a 21 to hit four Oh 10 piercing damage plus six damage from hunters mark.
Timothy (DM)
Okay, so he is caught off guard by these attacks you see he stumbles backwards as you slash into them. Oh, oh, oh,
Unknown Speaker
but I focus my boy
Timothy (DM)
I sense that you are out for more than just fear sport you are out for blood and if that is what you're looking for, I can deliver
God colors so AS HE CHUCKLES maniacally he waves his arm and you see a fire elemental up here between you
Unknown Speaker
row between me and him.
Timothy (DM)
Yes
Unknown Speaker
we haven't moved
Unknown Speaker
holding down the escape route Exactly.
Unknown Speaker
Somebody is somebody who's so afraid they're summoning a fire elemental to protect them I say trying to intimidate
Timothy (DM)
Oh I was just toying with you before this is my true power
Unknown Speaker
was so many other things to do your bidding like a coward. Oh, God
Unknown Speaker
and
Timothy (DM)
oh no. I'm in love Hello. I didn't read the room. The fire elemental is going to swarm down on you and you are going to get hit by its fiery arm you take 10 fire damage and you ignite your clothing of late
Unknown Speaker
You fucking bastard.
Unknown Speaker
Fire real?
Unknown Speaker
Yes
Unknown Speaker
sir rally What are you doing?
Unknown Speaker
Wait real quick. I'm gonna pretend to keep herbs concentration work again.
Timothy (DM)
When you get hit. You have to roll a 10 or half the damage taken? whichever is higher. Okay, so 10 and succeed on a Constitution save
Unknown Speaker
Hunter's Mark drops.
Timothy (DM)
All right. So really my dear.
Unknown Speaker
There's no water around as there was literally
Kendrick (Yonce)
funny, but that's not going to work.
Unknown Speaker
Well, gosh, so my brother's on fire. Just to be clear. Yeah. Okay. Just to clarify. And there's I don't know that there's much I can do
Unknown Speaker
to help you.
Timothy (DM)
I mean, you could douse it you don't technically need water today. Okay, but you would have to use your action.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, to put the fire out. Yeah, yeah. So I will do that. I'll go over to blades and maybe use my jacket or whatever I'm wearing to to kind of put the fire out and then the Hound is still here. So I'll send the hound after Mr. gift because he has such a gift
Timothy (DM)
All right. Make that attack roll it all right, that hits
Kendrick (Yonce)
Yeah, correct. Oh, is that in that 20 No. Oh,
Unknown Speaker
so it'll be 10 piercing damage right and Mr. Gift must succeed on a DC 13 strength saving throw or be knocked prone.
Timothy (DM)
Mr. Gift rolled in to oh, he's knocked prone
Unknown Speaker
Yes, even Mr. Gift.
Unknown Speaker
Not so gifting now. Am
Unknown Speaker
I still on fire to that go out?
Timothy (DM)
The fire goes out. Yeah, thank you. Yonce
Kendrick (Yonce)
Bey, I just want to find my sister. I'm sorry Mr. GIF. But you are now in the way of that. And I CAS eldest blessed all right, and that attack roll does an 18 hit yes the death all right that's
Unknown Speaker
good question. I'm gonna ruin the moment. rules lawyer here. If he's pronouns range that means that disadvantage because Just because he's because the smaller target
Timothy (DM)
I don't think that has an effect but I could be wrong let's just rule for now no advantage maybe I'm thinking of called the SU I don't Yeah I don't remember what was damage
Kendrick (Yonce)
I have enrolled it yet that will be for 10 damage.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah
Timothy (DM)
oh it's technically
Unknown Speaker
a tactical disadvantage if the attackers are within five feet otherwise they have disadvantage so ranged attacks
Unknown Speaker
Oh, so I should I should roll down yeah
Unknown Speaker
I'll name my hound I'm quite proud of him.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Oh with the disadvantage it would be 15
Unknown Speaker
that will still hit Alright,
Kendrick (Yonce)
so can I still just be the 10
Timothy (DM)
to the 10 damage as you blast him on the ground with your eldritch blast
Kendrick (Yonce)
stay down knives unnamed other person we're leaving
Timothy (DM)
so the fire elemental is going to now swipe at a Tsereteli bada bang dying on me
Unknown Speaker
I rolled a one and a two
Timothy (DM)
those are going to miss
Unknown Speaker
oh he's like cold things a little better?
Kendrick (Yonce)
Like I guess dispatch
Unknown Speaker
you in gazpacho?
Timothy (DM)
As it does so it moves into your space
Unknown Speaker
and you feel
Timothy (DM)
the heat of its body as your clothing again catches fire the both of you this time.
Unknown Speaker
Can you all stop dying or
Timothy (DM)
no heat? just blast through click
Unknown Speaker
on fire.
Kendrick (Yonce)
If you want us to get naked you could just say so all these theatrics
Unknown Speaker
you take for fire damage and you are both admired out.
Unknown Speaker
Play favorite dress?
Unknown Speaker
So can I get to Mr. gift without invoking an opportunity to check or no no. Not case I'm going to use my bonus action to cast Zephyr strength and you see like like an unseen wind just to kind of start swirling around me and I take off at like double my speed not invoking opportunity to x and this lasts for up to one minute apparently who knew and so I'm gonna well it him with advantage twice because he's on the ground.
Timothy (DM)
He is still on the ground
Unknown Speaker
does a 16 hit a 16 Does that is for for piercing damage and then a 15 for will also hit seven piercing damage. And then Can I just jump on top of them because I'm on fire and just hold on.
Timothy (DM)
I think mechanically that would be a grapple row which
Unknown Speaker
would have been my action. Yeah. I'll just vibe cuckoo cuckoo cool scream
Timothy (DM)
so he is going to get up and you see him flip out. And then he appears on top of the roof. So really what are you doing? There's a fire elemental like right on right there. Yeah. Wow.
Unknown Speaker
The Top Hot Yeah. I don't want to you're on fire. Yeah. You're running out on fire.
Unknown Speaker
I'm just going to grit my teeth through the burn. And I'm gonna have the hound attack the fire elemental. All right. That is going to be a 12 does a 12
Timothy (DM)
a 12 does not hit okay. It mistakes the lick the flame as part of its body.
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, it's an understandable mistake. It's okay. It's okay buddy. We'll get it next time even though I'm on fire, I'm going to reach behind me I'm going to pull out my tentacle rod. From behind my back. Send two tentacles one to the flame elemental and one to Mr. Gift.
Timothy (DM)
All right. Make attack rolls.
Unknown Speaker
Oh, that's new.
Unknown Speaker
She's always full of surprise.
Unknown Speaker
Evil or by the minutes,
Unknown Speaker
sir. You've been holding out? Yes. Well, I was driving down now I
Unknown Speaker
just needed a nap.
Unknown Speaker
Remember these terminals when I was getting swallowed by quicksand.
Unknown Speaker
It's gonna be an 18 it was it was an eight but then I had so nine
Timothy (DM)
Alright, so the 18 is going to hit and that is at Mr. Gift. Great so he is standing at the top of the roof and you just hear him laughing at the trick he just pulled I pulled a quick one on you and he gets blasted with your tentacle roll for damage
Unknown Speaker
You're welcome.
Unknown Speaker
This is as bad as haha
Unknown Speaker
that is going to be six bludgeoning damage.
Timothy (DM)
All right. So you hit him with an attack. He stumbles back on the roof. Let's see that he is struggling to stand up. He's kind of teetering as his laughs are getting a little bit more dire. Ha ha, you won't get the best of me. You may be great, but I am far greater than Yonsei it's your turn.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I'm going to hold on to these for a second. I am going to direct my intention to Mr. GIF. And I like how we all just started just calling in Mr. Gekko we don't want to say the first name
Timothy (DM)
just such a basic name tetherin so basic,
Kendrick (Yonce)
so it was your turn. So Mr. GIF? I am going to once again cast eldritch blast on them. Am I still rolling with disadvantage?
Timothy (DM)
No. Great.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Does a 14 hit
Timothy (DM)
14 does not hit
Kendrick (Yonce)
all right. Well with my bonus action. I'm going to do flurry of blows
Timothy (DM)
on top of the roof. Do you have a way of getting up there?
Unknown Speaker
Isn't there a ladder?
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, but that's going to take you quite a bit more time.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Stay up here Mr. Gear. Don't move. Yeah, I'll slap you stupid
Timothy (DM)
and thoroughly you're still with the fire elemental. Mm hmm. So you are still on fire as well. It's true. You're gonna take eight more fire fire as well as six more for continuing to be in its vicinity and glades is going to take six more fire damage for being on fire. Turns out fire hurts. But we have is going to just start wailing on Cirelli
Unknown Speaker
oh shit
Timothy (DM)
misses its first attack but crits on the second attack.
Kendrick (Yonce)
You just took a long rest
Unknown Speaker
no
Unknown Speaker
so hey dice
Timothy (DM)
for 14 More fired
Unknown Speaker
I needed to put me back on the ground.
Timothy (DM)
Oh, and you're shown fire so you could potentially die oh my god, you fall unconscious. The pain the searing pain from the flames and smoke filling your lungs causes you to collapse to the floor. Blade. What are you doing on fire?
Kendrick (Yonce)
I before you do screaming I look at you and I say you handle a fire element. I will go after Mr. GIF.
Unknown Speaker
Right retroactively Can I have used my reaction when I took fire damage to cast absorb elements
Timothy (DM)
did you have reaction? Yes you did. Yeah. So
Unknown Speaker
when did you have some resistance to fire damage? Well I absorb some of the damage I take and store it inside
Timothy (DM)
me. Awesome. Love it That's hot. So you now have a resistance to fire damage. You're still on fire it does hurt like not as much what do you do and
Unknown Speaker
I had that
Unknown Speaker
and we have no more potions you out?
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna run over to a rally and I'm assuming has to be a full action to try to put her out.
Timothy (DM)
Yes. You're also on fire.
Unknown Speaker
Can I put the mask on yourself first situation
Unknown Speaker
gyro bite you you are
Unknown Speaker
Yeah, but she's no good. I stopped I often roll your eyes every time you take damage when you're unconscious I think it counts as a field
Unknown Speaker
and that just also to clarify she's still in the same square as the fire elemental also taking damage from that right?
Unknown Speaker
That's actually correct.
Unknown Speaker
So is there any way mechanically then I can drag her away from the fire elemental? I will invoke an opportunity to act because it's the opposite for strike up. Oh, does she does her unconscious body invoking Opportunities Act
Timothy (DM)
by see spicy Spicy, give me a Dexterity save. So I can do this off. Okay, yeah, to pull this off. I love and then I also want to put her out. For strike up you are
Kendrick (Yonce)
inspirational. My
Unknown Speaker
movement goes up to 70 feet
Timothy (DM)
because you can draw the attention of the fire elemental if you do this correctly. Okay,
Unknown Speaker
don't slip around.
Timothy (DM)
draw their attention
Unknown Speaker
without fluido ducks or wouldn't be
Timothy (DM)
fooling yourself into the ground.
Unknown Speaker
Only a 13 If it's just
Timothy (DM)
Okay, so I will say if it's after bad eggs it'd be 16 you're able to pull through rally out from the fire elemental, but you're not able to get yourself off fire. You're so on fire
Unknown Speaker
it's really still on fire.
Timothy (DM)
It's really still on fire.
Unknown Speaker
Fire I'm gonna take my shirt off and put it on or sniff for it but I'm sure my my cloak is
Unknown Speaker
right right. Fire With
Timothy (DM)
Fire. Everybody is and, but you are away from the fire elemental which means you'll take significantly less damage from the fire element. That's
Unknown Speaker
that's good news.
Kendrick (Yonce)
The running put out the fire since he's running so fast.
Timothy (DM)
Oh, that gives it more oxygen. No, no.
Unknown Speaker
No, my hair's on fire to see.
Unknown Speaker
Burning hair and flesh is just feeling the ashes earlier
Unknown Speaker
I have a blanket in my backpack. Can I just whip that out? And is that on fire?
Unknown Speaker
How on fire?
Timothy (DM)
I mean you're kind of on fire like you're not like engulfed in goal situation you don't work like the fire elemental. Okay. Boy, that is your action economy.
Unknown Speaker
Yep, that's fine.
Timothy (DM)
So it is gifts turn and he is going to
Unknown Speaker
wait so I put earlier with the blanket Yes. Okay.
Timothy (DM)
Now with the 13th You did not pull off the full extent of your action
Unknown Speaker
over soon.
Timothy (DM)
So you are going to get who Yonce black tentacles shoot out from the ground around you.
Kendrick (Yonce)
What's up with black tentacles always coming around me
Timothy (DM)
American three tentacles shoot out the ground around you. Someone's king. You need to make a dexterity saving throw. Maintain. Alright, so they start lashing out around you and you are able to jump out of the area. Whew,
Kendrick (Yonce)
that was close.
Timothy (DM)
And it is so rellies Save which she gets one automatic failure because she is right 11 points of damage so automatic failure and roll your death save eight
Unknown Speaker
I thought for a moment I saw one
Unknown Speaker
really bad
Unknown Speaker
it's an eight is also a failure. Yeah, I think so.
Timothy (DM)
Failures for Cirelli ended young face turn.
Unknown Speaker
Oh my god, I have a healing spell I just remembered. Oh my god,
Unknown Speaker
it's hard to think
Unknown Speaker
so is it totally not me just forgetting to scroll down to second
Timothy (DM)
Yonsei What are you doing? Your friends are on fire gift is still on the roof looking pretty shitty.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I feel as though that if I get rid of Mr. Gift, the rest of it will stop. I'm hoping so I am going to use elder surplus once more. Does the 17 hit?
Timothy (DM)
I 17 does hit Great.
Kendrick (Yonce)
One Do you? 10 Plus Three, five, pledging damage or whatever that is. As
Timothy (DM)
the eldest glassed makes impact with his chest he crumbles over. You see him fall to the roof and then you just hear the sound of his body flopping over and or crashing into bushes behind the building.
Kendrick (Yonce)
This GIF is damaged I would like to return it
Timothy (DM)
Furthermore, as he dies the fire elemental does disappear. Thank you for thinking
Unknown Speaker
I'm gonna put out some really Yep, in the like the same fluid motion bonus action summon my heavy hardcore fairy. On top of
Timothy (DM)
theory Yeah exactly.
Unknown Speaker
So it's winning some
Timothy (DM)
heavy metal hardcore fairy. Yeah, that
Unknown Speaker
that is what I was doing. My God and panicking where's the healing? So it's wandering around? Is there any way I can summon it? So can I like jump on top of Sara Lee put her out with the blanket wages the fire disappear if the elemental disappears? Yep. Perfect. So I put her out. I'm still on fire. So I'm gonna thing we both heal for Wendy sakes question Mike. Yeah. So I heal for for Rolla. D six. Six, perfect. You're conscious.
Timothy (DM)
It's really you come to I'm holding a blanket over
Unknown Speaker
you hands
Unknown Speaker
down I don't even recognize
Kendrick (Yonce)
I am going to fire. I'm going to help blades thing. I'm going to take it out. I'm just gonna take my blanket in this hug them with it.
Unknown Speaker
Okay, so I jumped into this really with the blanket and he jumped on top of both. You're like
Unknown Speaker
it's a big cuddle bottle.
Unknown Speaker
You feel you feel that way.
Kendrick (Yonce)
It's like a weighted blanket. Are you guys okay? Please?
Unknown Speaker
I mean I've been better you that was a rough go.
Kendrick (Yonce)
I guess we won't hear his story
Unknown Speaker
so the ferry lasts for one minute.
Timothy (DM)
Yeah. So good rounds of that cool.
Kendrick (Yonce)
Right I'm at full house so yeah,
Timothy (DM)
doesn't it have a max number of times so the continual I think I think it's your something level.
Unknown Speaker
One plus my spell casting ability. Yeah. Which is plus three second only here to heal us to more or one more time age. So roll another 36
Timothy (DM)
Yeah, so that's what you do. So you all start healing from this and Yonsei as you're looking at blades and Cirelli their hair is gone. Their skin is scorched
Unknown Speaker
our hair has a new look
Timothy (DM)
beautiful beautiful areas God you were just on fire for like a long 20 seconds not really no like 20 seconds. You were on fire for half a minute. I would like to your hair is gone your clothing is like all just like tattered falling off of them but
Unknown Speaker
it all comes back after a long rest is there
Timothy (DM)
and they start healing and you start seeing the hair slowly growing out of their head. I think you both have like a weird patchy Bob go
Unknown Speaker
but it kind of burned off on like one side we so we both had that really edgy like
Unknown Speaker
yeah, definitely.
Timothy (DM)
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