Broken Glass- Part 6

Let's descend up the stairs....again.

Transcript

Timothy (DM)  
Good morning. You are in the Shadows of Prophecy, the reality that you exist in. Do you hear the whispers? The void is coming. They repeat your name over and over and over in the darkness. Shadows of Prophecy is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast with violent themes and adult language listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1  
With us today to traverse through Adventures of chicanery and agitation. We have myself me, the DM

Speaker 2  
a deeply concerned Dan, who is playing a human slash kind of elf and the resident SugarDaddy Ren.

Chris (Sal S)  
I'm Chris I'm playing Tikkun cleric and the lad who's ready with a load of laundry and Lor Salvador salt rose.

Speaker 5  
Russell and I'm playing the half orc Berzerker all problems can be solved by hitting them with a hammer a pre op Berlin Johannesburg.

Chris (Sal S)  
denodo last name. Yeah.

Speaker 4  
And I am Kendrick Who is playing the half elf Warlock Yonce Bey and if you listen to last week's episode, also my voice is considering for Oscar nominations. Thank you.

Speaker 1  
All right, last time on Shadows of Prophecy. Everyone hugged and made up. Then we all went home. The girl got the guy and they lived happily ever after. long pause. Wait for applause. Oh, thank you

Unknown Speaker  
you met made out we all made out

Speaker 1  
last time on Shadows of Prophecy. Something left unsaid bubbled to the surface as high tensions between party members were ruptured by chaos and carnage. The party cleaned up and checked into the into LELO dragging a traumatized Yonsei along then everyone talked and sorted out all of their feelings they hugged, meet up and everyone lived happily ever after. No That's not right. Last time on Shadows of Prophecy, chaos, fear things left unsaid. cured meats bring comfort, hopeful heroes seek out cultish answers, walking, walking, walking forever alone. Upri you are alone. Always alone. They step into the shadows. Last time on Shadows of Prophecy. We are here. Alright, so you've just stepped through this archway. Into the stairwell there's a staircase it goes off to the left leading up alongside the stone walls of the city.

Speaker 5  
First off congratulations dem on becoming more unhinged than ever thought proud of you

Unknown Speaker  
but we ready to climb some stairs? Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  
yeah, after you. Oh, right. You're not forever sandwiched?

Speaker 2  
Well, I think that at least in the order of less likely to be one shot is Josh's either you or Sal. Okay, yeah, I

Chris (Sal S)  
can go first.

Unknown Speaker  
I am squish.

Chris (Sal S)  
I am anti squish. So I will go is it is dark or somewhat lit.

Speaker 1  
It's dark but all of you have dark vision so you can see kind of I've kind of dark reddish is the one that is probably struggling the most

Unknown Speaker  
so I shouldn't be first anyways. Okay.

Speaker 1  
Lighting torches probably would make Wren feel most comfortable. But if they feel like wandering around in mostly dark they can do so.

Speaker 5  
I'm gonna put my hands on sales shoulders behind them like we're in a haunted house lOn.

Chris (Sal S)  
I will say I do have disadvantage on stealth. So I will not. I will try to be sneaky but I'm not making any promises. And I will lead the conga line up the stairs

Speaker 5  
and as you say that you feel a little bit of magic seep into you. And you can actually roll out an extra 123 on all attack and ability checks for the next 10 minutes and 123 Yeah 46 divided by two

Chris (Sal S)  
and I slink up the stairs.

Speaker 1  
All right. So you begin to descend up the stairs and you are going up and up and up until you You reach a landing. You peer through a doorway at this landing and see a room. No other exits to this room except the one that you are currently looking through. But in the center of the rooms it's a chair.

Chris (Sal S)  
And this chair is empty.

Unknown Speaker  
Yes, the chair is empty.

Chris (Sal S)  
I'm gonna light a torch.

Speaker 1  
you light a torch the flickering of the flames flips along the stone walls illuminating the area.

Chris (Sal S)  
Top house. What huh? Oh, this room is empty. There's only a chair in here.

Speaker 2  
Oh, we've gone through some trickier rooms before. It seems like a tricky room. Yeah. So let's go look around.

Chris (Sal S)  
One thing I know is that we should definitely not sitting in that chair.

Speaker 5  
You look over. isn't sitting in it, but she's like, mid motion and then stops.

Unknown Speaker  
To clarify the stairs do continue upwards.

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh, gotcha. Jessica, it's just like

Unknown Speaker  
this is a weird room. We could continue climb. Yeah.

Speaker 5  
I mean, somebody probably just stands watch or sits watch, whatever.

Chris (Sal S)  
But yeah, I'll continue past this chair.

Timothy (DM)  
All right. So you continue descending up the stairs. And you go up, and up and up until you reach another landing. This time on the left. There is a room empty except for a chair in the middle of it.

Chris (Sal S)  
Is there a door that I could close? No, no, just an arch operate as the same reminiscent of your Chase dream.

Speaker 5  
I mean, who is a coincidence? Three's a pattern. So maybe we'll one more time

Chris (Sal S)  
we pass this room and continue descending.

Unknown Speaker  
So you descend up the stairs

Unknown Speaker  
would just clarify where

Speaker 1  
you go up until you reach a landing. This time there is an empty room. No other exits. Nothing of notice, but on the right side of the stairwell.

Unknown Speaker  
So this room is in fact tireless.

Unknown Speaker  
Isn't that cheerless? Oh,

Unknown Speaker  
alright, smarty pants figured out.

Speaker 2  
Well, I want to gauge how high we've climbed. Should we have hit the top of the wall by now? You mean how high we've descended upward? Yes. I have we descended upward.

Unknown Speaker  
You've gotten three stories up.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, three stories. That's it.

Unknown Speaker  
You've hit three landings. Okay. Yeah, I

Unknown Speaker  
imagine they're more than just Yeah.

Speaker 1  
Three landing huffing and puffing. Based on your assessment of how tall each landing is. You've maybe climbed 100 yards at this point.

Speaker 2  
And how high was the wall? If I had to guesstimate? Ooh, probably. Graveyard triangulation and

Unknown Speaker  
probably about 100 guarantee. Yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  
So let's go one more keep on walking. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  
there's nowhere to go.

Unknown Speaker  
There's more staircase. Right. There's more staircase. Oh,

Unknown Speaker  
and let's keep walking up it.

Unknown Speaker  
Let's keep going.

Speaker 1  
And you descend up the stairs. Up and up and up until you reach another landing. This time, our room to the left. Inside it. You see doors leading leaving all other directions. Besides the archway that you are peering in from nothing in the sun of the room. And the stairs do continue onward.

Speaker 2  
So we definitely should have reached the top by now. We've climbed enough stairs to be much higher than this than the wall was. So that makes me think that these are trickery rooms that we need to figure out to actually leave.

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah. Should we check this room of doors

Speaker 4  
Yonsei to CLS friends stand ahead. I'm assuming nothing happens

Speaker 1  
call out into the room and nothing happens. Well, we tried Horace you say Horace into the room and nothing happens.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, let's just go in and see how many of these doors are mimics. Just kidding. I don't know that.

Chris (Sal S)  
stride into the room.

Unknown Speaker  
So how many doors in total?

Speaker 1  
Three, one on each wall. Oh.

Speaker 4  
So if we each open a door, I go to the center one, and I open it. Oh,

Speaker 1  
you open the door. And you look into your room. You see stairs leading down from that point. But the whole room is this like open space where you see stairs to your right. But they're angled downwards, as if the steps are facing you. That's not quite right, who can walk on that? And then you look to your left and you see another set of stairs that are upside down.

Speaker 4  
Well, That's weird. I go open the other two doors.

Speaker 2  
Well, what's the one? I'll follow the doors with oh, That's strange. So

Speaker 1  
you back up into the room. And you open the door to the right. And it's the same thing. They're like, identical, except for one thing you notice. At the top of the stairs to the left of you. You see a door ajar. And below you. At the bottom of the stairs, you stand. You see a door ajar. And at the right corner, you see a closed door.

Speaker 4  
Oh, I see what's happening here. I'm going to open the last door and once we find out what's in that room, I'm going to go back to the previous store. Cuz I feel like the door is ajar based on the doors I just opened.

Speaker 2  
Oh, yeah, good idea. And I'm gonna go stand in the doorway. And like stick my head through and wave.

Speaker 1  
Yep. So you go. Open the third door. And you see my identical set of stairs. Except this time, all three doors are ajar. And one of them. You see Ron? Hi.

Speaker 4  
All right, just as I thought. So can you go to the queue come to the store and just start waving your hair.

Chris (Sal S)  
I wave my hair back and forth.

Speaker 4  
I mean, you're Yeah, nothing I figured as such. So I'm assuming that with Sal and Ren there's one door that there is no hands coming out of? Yes. All right. Upri. Can you come to the center door and wave your hand in there? Yeah, there'll be okay. I'm right here. Right behind you. Okay, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah. What happens?

Unknown Speaker  
Wait, we're all just waiting.

Unknown Speaker  
You're waiting on each other. You see. Three people waving at

Speaker 5  
you. But there's one d4 that don't have nowhere to wave and That's where we're gonna go to bat.

Speaker 1  
You can see three doors. Yes. Oh, sure. You're waving all three waving there's no fourth door. There's no fourth door.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah waterlight has room now.

Speaker 4  
In the center. What the center door it didn't have any doors in it right. It just had the two sets of stairs right?

Chris (Sal S)  
Like the landing. Know the first thing that he saw. Like this thing.

Speaker 1  
stairs leading down to a door but you didn't think anything of it yet. Until you started piecing.

Unknown Speaker  
Each door leads to

Chris (Sal S)  
one of the other two doors and we've opened all the doors. So we're

Speaker 2  
all see each other waving to each other at different angles. Yeah, it's

Speaker 1  
all at different angles. Like one of these sideways the other one's upside down. Oh,

Chris (Sal S)  
I want to

Speaker 2  
chuck something into gravity of it. I wanted like pick a snack out of my bag like a peanut or something and then throw it up burry. See what gravity is like.

Speaker 1  
Alright, so we store you in run the third door. So the right or the left door. Yeah, being left up premature human center here in the center. So Wren picks up something and throws it up brings a

Unknown Speaker  
peanut out of my bag.

Unknown Speaker  
Can I catch it with my mouth?

Speaker 1  
It doesn't go towards that break. It goes down the stairs towards the other door.

Unknown Speaker  
And That's where salads at the other door

Unknown Speaker  
which is our salads. Yeah, I pick up the

Speaker 4  
Yonce is gonna look and be like so so can you throw the peanut at the other door towards Upri?

Chris (Sal S)  
You mean across the empty space? Yes. Okay, I try to throw it onto the adjacent stairwell.

Speaker 1  
It follows the track of the stairs that you're connected to

Chris (Sal S)  
like an invisible corridor. Yeah. This seems like not a good place just to wander in. Yeah,

Speaker 2  
maybe we go up another flight of stairs, up the stairs. All right, we're gonna start, I'm just gonna close my door, close my door.

Unknown Speaker  
I slammed my door shut.

Speaker 2  
And then go up the stairs again, go back to the landing and up the stairs again.

Speaker 1  
Alright, so you just send up the stairs, up and up and up until you hit another landing. This time, the room has a single door on the other side. We're married. I listen at the door, the stairs do keep going up. But you can go walk across this empty room and press your ear into the door. You listen. Nothing can be heard on the other side.

Chris (Sal S)  
Should we do the trick from last time where we light something on fire and shoot it up the stairwell to see how long it goes up.

Speaker 2  
I mean, literally just land on the stairs upward. There's because it's because gravity is

Speaker 1  
open stairwells. So every time you reach a landing the stairs.

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh,

Speaker 1  
spiral your option. You're spiraling upward. Gotcha. But it's not like in like a residential, like apartment building where you can look down everything. It's a it's just a wall that you're wrapping.

Unknown Speaker  
So maybe we just keep walking up.

Speaker 2  
Let's check this door. Yeah, go ahead. So open that door,

Chris (Sal S)  
I open this door,

Speaker 1  
you turn the handle and push the door open. And as you do, it opens into a living room. Lots of burnt oranges, forest green, natural wood, curtains, heavy pattern geometric curtains, and a geometric carpet. All of the furniture is relatively low to the ground, very sleek, slender design. And you see sofas in one area around a strange box with a kind of window of glass pane of glass in the middle of it. And there are some dials on the right hand side of this box. And two metal rods stick out the top.

Chris (Sal S)  
This contraption,

Speaker 1  
you see to the left there is a dining table, six chairs around it. Runner down the center and a bowl of fruit. And then if you keep kind of trailing your eyes around the room, you see an area with some toys

Chris (Sal S)  
is there. I look around to see if there are any cats. No cats.

Timothy (DM)  
But there is a doll house amongst the toys. A large doll house probably comes up to your solar plexus in terms of height.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, Jesus Christ,

Chris (Sal S)  
the total. Yeah.

Timothy (DM)  
It's a tall house facing you. It's open to you. And in it. You see a room identical to the room that you're looking at. This is very rare to have four figures sitting on the sofa in the room of the dollhouse. One. Pink tiefling a tall green woman with long hair. A What are you wearing? Yonsei What's your outfit now?

Speaker 4  
I don't remember. So let's just say teal.

Speaker 1  
Okay, you're wearing a teal robe. And you have a short afro. Yes. And you see I don't know what color of clothing you have most like

Chris (Sal S)  
Green Club. Well, I have my green

Unknown Speaker  
right now so I don't know how to describe you.

Unknown Speaker  
I don't know just a guy and lineage.

Unknown Speaker  
There's four figures and living on the couch in

Speaker 2  
well adorned linen clothing. Wait,

Unknown Speaker  
they're sitting on the couch.

Speaker 1  
They're sitting on the couch in the dollhouse these figures. They're just like little cloth dolls.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm going to pick up the doll that looks like rain.

Speaker 1  
So you go over Can you pick up the doll that looks like Bren.

Unknown Speaker  
Just gonna gently like moving arm out.

Unknown Speaker  
Nothing happens.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm gonna pick up the doll that looks like sale and have Ren slap sale

Unknown Speaker  
Nothing happened. Iraq.

Speaker 5  
I mean, Ram would be real. Alright, so they're not magical. Hopefully, I'll pull them back.

Chris (Sal S)  
What's the way out of this dollhouse? We're on the top floor are there stairs,

Speaker 1  
you're on the bottom floor. And as you inspect it, you see that the bottom floor is kind of an open floor complex. So you see the dining room, the living room and this little player air all in this one really large space that wraps around a kitchen.

Unknown Speaker  
Is there a balcony or anything like that?

Speaker 1  
You do notice that there is a balcony on the second floor. what looks to be a master bedroom.

Speaker 4  
Is there a way we can put all four in the balcony and then walk up the stairs to see if that solves the issue?

Unknown Speaker  
So you pick up the dolls and you place them on the balcony.

Speaker 4  
Yeah, or maybe I can just pick up my doll. Put it in the balcony and then walk up the stairs. See what happens. All right. You

Timothy (DM)  
take your doll, place them in the balcony of the dollhouse and then you exit the room into a an entrance hall. When you get into the entrance hall you see the dollhouse the same dollhouse sitting in the middle of the room.

Speaker 1  
And you see a breeze doll Salvador's doll and reinstall sitting on the sofa in the living room. And you see your doll standing in the entrance

Chris (Sal S)  
in the doll house in the doll house.

Unknown Speaker  
I going to follow you on site we probably shouldn't you

Speaker 4  
lose. As soon as they all come up. I'm going to show them what happened. So I'm now in the entrance of the dollhouse which means I am assuming that I'm either coming into the doll house or I'm leaving the dollhouse. So

Unknown Speaker  
while the other the dolls just mimic what room

Speaker 1  
were Yeah, so you're standing in the entrance of the house, the entranceway. You see the stairs leading up to the second floor. Oh. And we also see the doll house sitting in the middle of the entranceway. And you see your doll in the entrance of the dollhouse. But now That's way of the dollhouse. So

Speaker 4  
now that they've come up to have those dolls move, are they still on the couch?

Speaker 1  
So you're by yourself until Ron shows up. And you look back at the doll house. And you see Rennes doll standing in the entranceway. Welcome freaky.

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah. What are all the rooms in this dollhouse that we can see we see the ground floor with the living room, dining room kitchen.

Speaker 1  
So there's grand great room, kitchen, and a bathroom on the first floor. Along with the entrance hall. The stairs lead up to a second floor where there is a hallway that has three bedrooms. To the left of the stairs. A bathroom and the master bedroom to the right of the stairs.

Unknown Speaker  
I'd like to look out a window. Yeah, you look

Unknown Speaker  
out a window. You see? A white picket fence. A green grass yard hedges just underneath the window. And then you see blue beyond the fence.

Speaker 2  
So we're not in the city. Oh, this house isn't like a house in the city is what I guess what I'm saying?

Unknown Speaker  
This is a lot of work to go see an opera.

Chris (Sal S)  
Well, it's free. So I suppose this is their way of making your work for it.

Speaker 5  
Yeah, the next time was the iris. I'm punching her so hard in the arm for not worrying us.

Speaker 2  
Well, maybe we are all supposed to sit on the couch like it was showing. I don't know where it's sitting when we initially came into the room.

Speaker 5  
Yeah, I don't know that. That's an important detail. Maybe

Speaker 2  
I want to look through this dollhouse and see if there are any other figures besides the four of us. Oh my god. That sounds like a creepy thing That's about to happen. Please no.

Timothy (DM)  
See, you go over to the dollhouse and you're looking at all the rooms. They seem empty. You don't see any other figures sitting on it the furnitures standing in any of the rooms. But as you get closer you realize the immense detail of the dollhouse. Everything in the room that you're in, is present there. There's shoes by the front door. identical shoes in the dollhouse, each one and you realize that all over the door ours are operable. All the drawers are operable.

Speaker 2  
I'm gonna start searching through little things to see what I can find drawers opening doors, looking behind things.

Speaker 1  
So you start pulling open little doors, little drawers, little cabinets.

Speaker 2  
I would like to take like, like a dresser drawers from like the master bedroom. That's like one doorway for upstairs United mean like That's really close. And I want to take it and I want to drag it along the floor. The floor of the dollhouse the door of the dollhouse? Yeah. Okay, and then listen to see if I can hear dragging from upstairs.

Unknown Speaker  
No. Okay, well,

Unknown Speaker  
let's see how much control I had.

Speaker 4  
It doesn't seem like anything That's done in the dollhouse will be instantaneous. Well, I guess That's not true. Because when you came up, then your doll was upstairs,

Speaker 2  
but you placed your doll in the balcony at one point. It's not like you appeared in the balcony. So your theory makes sense, is that we can't necessarily control what happens in the house via the dollhouse. But the dollhouse reflects what we do in the house.

Speaker 4  
Well, maybe there's a key or something somewhere in this doll house. That'll get us out of this, I guess real life doll house that we're in now

Unknown Speaker  
to keep searching Ren.

Speaker 1  
As you're doing this, you're you're opening things. One thing suddenly strikes you as odd.

Timothy (DM)  
The door you entered into the living room from it exists in the dollhouse, and it's closed. And it's on an outer wall of the house.

Speaker 2  
I go back to that room. Is it still open? Do we leave it open?

Unknown Speaker  
It's open. Guys.

Speaker 2  
I am so sorry if I get us trapped in this house, but I'm going to close it and open it again.

Speaker 1  
You close the

Unknown Speaker  
real door, the door that we entered in from

Speaker 1  
okay, you close the real door. You open it and you can see the stairwell. Okay. Beyond that empty room.

Speaker 2  
Oh, second second. Somebody come with me? Yeah, I'd say Come on. All right. I'm gonna go out the front door of the house and wrap around to the door that the outside door that does go to the stairs from the inside. Does that make sense? And open it from the outside.

Unknown Speaker  
Okay. So you step out

Unknown Speaker  
a front. I'm very confused.

Speaker 2  
Like renders like a little kid being like, just like running around me like, Oh, let me try this.

Timothy (DM)  
Quite unsettlingly. You look around. As you first exit the door, and you see the hedges that are underneath the windows. You see the green grass? You see the picket fence. And beyond the picket fence is just blue. You don't know when the floor becomes a wall? Because it's just blue.

Speaker 1  
But you make note of that. Wrap around to the side of the house. Looking for the door? Nothing's there. No, who are on the outside of the house.

Speaker 2  
It's no door. Yeah, I'd say there's no door. What's going on. I thought that because the door where we came in, that goes down to the stairwell is an outside door in the dollhouse. And I thought maybe I could go to that door. And if I open it from the other side, what would happen

Kendrick (Midnight Dunreath)  
when we want to go up instead of I guess what I'm confused as we know that what happens on the outside world happens in this dollhouse? So it's kind of mirroring in a sense. What can we do to get out of this mirroring because I have a feeling that if we walked up the stairs, the dollhouse will continue being on each flight of stairs somehow. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  
I agree with that.

Speaker 4  
Let's go back, tell Sal and Upri. And then we just need to come up with a plan to get out of here.

Chris (Sal S)  
Well, I thought that we could because we entered the dollhouse but we could get back to the stairs that we were originally on that we came in on. Yeah,

Speaker 2  
the door back to out of this house back into the staircase still exists.

Speaker 4  
Sometimes we go up those stairs or go down those whatever direction we need to get out of here. And feel like there's nothing to this doll house that actually will help us get out.

Speaker 2  
I have a feeling that we're going to have to solve some kind of puzzle to get to the upper city. It's a test and I imagine that each of these floors that we've seen based on a previous dungeon that means our went through that we have to solve at least one of these puzzles to get out into the upper city.

Speaker 4  
Maybe the house is a metaphor for being trapped and we just need to destroy it.

Unknown Speaker  
Aubrey raises her hammer.

Speaker 2  
Let's search the house first. Yeah, and then if we don't find anything, we'll consider destroying it.

Unknown Speaker  
Aubrey lowers her hammer,

Chris (Sal S)  
can sell turn on, go back to the living room and turn on the box with the glass pane.

Speaker 1  
Yeah, you go back to the living room, you go to the box, you want to just start turning random.

Chris (Sal S)  
I'll turn the knob that seems like it's a power button.

Unknown Speaker  
That's a Power BI N.

Chris (Sal S)  
A power button is it's a rectangular symbol that makes you feel instantaneously energized,

Speaker 1  
doesn't even exist in this world. I turn the knobs I don't see anything that looks like that on the box. But you do see several knobs so you decide to turn one of the knobs. The first one you turn, nothing happens. So you futz with the next one. Again, nothing happens. So you get to the third knob, and you hear a click. And all of a sudden, an image is projected on that pane of glass. It's kind of grainy, it's like all fuzzy and like, so you start kind of futzing around with more of the knobs. As you turn one, you start to see that image is shifting, different images are happening. And they're all motion images, motion pictures, one might say strange illusions, you flip through a bunch of those, and you're not quite getting anything. So you start moving the little metal rods that are on the top of the box. And that starts to just change the quality of the motion picture. And you're like trying to move them around, move them around, move them around. And finally, you get a nice, clean picture. And and as the picture becomes clearer, you look back to it. And you realize it's like a close up of your face. Like a camera angle. What's the camera, like? You are looking at yourself from just two feet away, slightly below you.

Chris (Sal S)  
I backup from the box.

Speaker 1  
It's you now standing in front of the image. You see all of you like you have like, stepped backwards. And now you can see yourself in the image. Just standing. Looking down.

Chris (Sal S)  
Arbor come over here. I think I found the opposite of your whore scape.

Speaker 1  
So Upri comes on over and you see on the glass window. Aubrey walks across the screen and you both can see yourselves looking down at a space in front of themselves.

Chris (Sal S)  
I think it's trying to tell us something tell us a vision or something.

Unknown Speaker  
Wait, That's me. Yeah, That's

Chris (Sal S)  
That's a imitation of you and me up you're starting to flex it and check it out. i

Speaker 1  
Yeah, you see yourself on this glass being projected.

Chris (Sal S)  
I'm gonna put my coat over the glass of the of the box.

Speaker 1  
Alright, so you get closer to the box again. You see a real close up of your face. But then you cover it.

Unknown Speaker  
Should I smash this one too? You know, I

Chris (Sal S)  
don't know. This seems benign. But

Unknown Speaker  
I mean smash things usually.

Chris (Sal S)  
I don't know, in the dollhouse. Are there any other TVs? Sorry. Are there any other boxes with glass? There's only the one okay.

Speaker 4  
Do we see this? Where me and Wren Yeah,

Speaker 1  
we're What have you been up to? So you were in the entrance hall examining the dollhouse Ren went out the front door looped around no d4 whether they thought there was going to be a door came back in

Speaker 2  
yeah when we when we discussed with them so we're probably watching this all happen. Yeah.

Speaker 1  
You're watching you I mean from the entrance where you can see into the living room anyways, so you can see them kind of doing something at this box. And then you see sell cover it.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, That's really weird. I don't know.

Speaker 4  
In the dollhouse, the d4 were in real life. There isn't a door was that closed?

Speaker 1  
He was closed in the dollhouse? Yes. Open in real life.

Speaker 4  
You said there was a place where there was a there wasn't a door where the door was in the dollhouse

Speaker 1  
outside. There's no door.

Speaker 5  
The door is only on the inside the one that leads back to the stairs.

Speaker 2  
Okay, but on the dollhouse. The door is also on the outside. Correct. Oh, I'm gonna open that door in the dollhouse. That's what I was outwards if I can.

Unknown Speaker  
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2  
We check again. Yes. Run back outside.

Speaker 1  
So you open the door in the doors and the doors. And when you look inside it, huh? You see?

Unknown Speaker  
We let something

Timothy (DM)  
whiny Oh, we let something Yeah, this mound of what looks to be fleshy. Except this thing's moving in the dollhouse. It's like pulsating, kind of like breathing. And then there's like this kind of like rhythmic kind of shaking. And you just see all of the flesh kind of jiggling with the shaking. You also as you do this, here the door close in the living room.

Unknown Speaker  
No,

Unknown Speaker  
we locked out until we

Speaker 2  
did it. So where in the dollhouse is this wriggling flesh being in that door, but inside or outside,

Speaker 1  
only you can only see it looking through the door from the inside. If you look around the back of the dollhouse you just see through that door into the living room. But the fleshy thing itself, you can only see when you are standing in front of the dollhouse looking into the living room right through that door. So on the other side of the door thrown the door What

Speaker 2  
would be the outside would be okay. That's what I wanted to establish. I'm going to look outside hips aware that would be on the outside. Does that make sense?

Speaker 4  
Yeah. Nothing. So seems like it's only in the dollhouse right now. Yeah, it's thinking gets to have it through the dollhouse. Or we can just burn the dollhouse down.

Chris (Sal S)  
We should probably get out of that house.

Speaker 2  
I don't want to open that door again, though. The one that just closed in real life. But That's also our only way out. It's true.

Speaker 4  
I feel like we're gonna have to eventually Yeah, let's regroup and then just solve it. Fight it. Whatever is there together? How

Chris (Sal S)  
big is this dollhouse? Could I carry it?

Unknown Speaker  
It comes out to your solar plexus. That's at the bottom of your ribcage.

Unknown Speaker  
Relative to this

Chris (Sal S)  
operation. Could you carry this?

Speaker 1  
You could be quite. I mean, it's. It's a big bulky object. It's not entirely too heavy for you to carry. But you could pick it up. Remember there was a dollhouse in the living room? It's a dollhouse in the entrance.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, imagine there's a dollhouse in every

Chris (Sal S)  
room. I'm just yeah, we just know. What do we do with it? Take it with us after we leave this dollhouse realm

Speaker 5  
I mean, if the squishy MC thrombey Sin is Holga values that were

Speaker 2  
maybe we maybe That's what's keeping us here it's like a guardian we just kill it maybe maybe That's the puzzle is killing this thing and then we can leave into the upper

Speaker 5  
city or maybe it's our friend and it's standing ahead of us. Yeah,

Speaker 4  
more or less let's figure it out. Yonce walks up to the door and opens Oh no.

Unknown Speaker  
I dropped my weapons everybody roll initiative.

Chris (Sal S)  
Here we go.

Unknown Speaker  
I rolled a

Speaker 5  
1413 1813

Speaker 1  
All right, so that means Upri You go first.

Speaker 5  
I'm going to run up push Yan out of the way the door and rage Oh shit. Oh she says my weapon starts glowing. Fern Harun gets real glowing.

Speaker 1  
Fern begins to glow okay and you are making an attack on

Speaker 5  
making a reckless to take my proficiencies and he does a 15 year or 15 does hit me it's going to be faster confusing me right now. Here we go. 13 bludgeoned damage for the first day.

Speaker 1  
Alright, so you slam your hammer into it. it squishes down and lets out the slake as this like pocket of air, just like is pushed out of the flaps of the fleshy pod.

Speaker 5  
That's gross and then I hit it again. We're 23 and 23 Delivering bludgeoned and damage.

Speaker 1  
All right, see you swing around in for a second hit. And more air is just like pushed out. This thing is like squishing and sloshing. And you see goop start to pour out of pores that are in this fleshy pod. Is this like greeny pink, like inconsistently colored, Fleming goo? That just started ripping out the sides of the pod. And coming out of these orifices that are just like placed randomly on the pot itself.

Speaker 5  
And then I'm gonna step to the side of the door. So people can shoot at

Unknown Speaker  
it. Wren, what are you doing?

Speaker 2  
wrens gonna use his bonus action to critically analysis is it? Just analyze it? Yeah, for my much sense to you, right. And is it like right up in the doorway?

Speaker 1  
Yeah, the whole door is just taken up by its space. You can see the empty, which is not technically empty, more more the room behind it that you had originally come from. But it is so imposing it takes the whole door and like there's this bass starting to like seep into the room that you're at in the living room.

Speaker 2  
Disgusting. I'm going to shoot it with an arrow I guess because I can run up to it. Not on my lonesome. That's a now one. Maybe eight hit.

Timothy (DM)  
An eight does not hit. Yeah, That's taken aback and you stumble over chair as you try to not your arrow. So you miss your shot. Salvador, what you doing?

Chris (Sal S)  
Well, Yonce Stern

Speaker 1  
says you have shared okay. Yeah, you wrote the same but you Yonce has the higher decks decks. So Yonce goes first,

Speaker 4  
can I do a bonus action first? Or does it have to be afterwards, you

Unknown Speaker  
can do a bonus action first.

Speaker 4  
I'm going to cast hex on this thing. I'm a bob.

Unknown Speaker  
All right.

Unknown Speaker  
That's going to be for one damage.

Unknown Speaker  
One plus your hex bonus.

Speaker 5  
Well, the damages only apply when you damage it another way. Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  
So this,

Unknown Speaker  
so hold that for now.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, hold that now.

Speaker 1  
Oh, yes. Okay, sorry. I thought you had made an attack.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, I didn't. So I can go back and start that over.

Unknown Speaker  
We'll just go from your tech you

Unknown Speaker  
make an attack roll.

Speaker 4  
All right. I'm gonna do eldritch blasts. I'm assuming a 19 hits and then does a 13 hit.

Unknown Speaker  
I thought team does hit as well.

Unknown Speaker  
Alright,

Unknown Speaker  
cool. We'll do a shit today.

Speaker 4  
And as I am I so one second doo doo. Doo doo, doo doo. So eight plus five is 13 damage plus one. And then I have maddening heck so plus, so That's five, five, and 855 and eight. That's 18 damage she

Unknown Speaker  
was that total or is that in addition?

Speaker 4  
Total? Okay. 18 Total damage.

Speaker 1  
All right. And for your second Elders past or was that added? Oh,

Unknown Speaker  
it's total. Everything was total.

Unknown Speaker  
Perfect. Perfect. All right, a

Unknown Speaker  
lot of damage.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah. 18 damage.

Unknown Speaker  
Seal the door.

Chris (Sal S)  
You're dripping on the floor. I shout to the eyeball monster as I cast blindness on it. It has to do constitution saving throw in beat a 16.

Unknown Speaker  
exceeds.

Chris (Sal S)  
Well. Good for you. And That's That's my turn.

Unknown Speaker  
Wait. Does it have eyes? Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker  
As you look at it,

Chris (Sal S)  
I thought it was in that pocket.

Speaker 1  
You're like those must surely be eyes and then it releases some air out of the flap as you see it ripple from the air being released and then drips out.

Unknown Speaker  
Fart moths

Timothy (DM)  
eyeball and That's when it shoots out a tentacle from one of the orifices and then another. They're not saving throws. I'll roll

Speaker 1  
up every one of the tentacles hits you dry. directly in the chest. With so much force I'm about to roll 10 D thick right? Because you

Unknown Speaker  
because I'm a butch because you will budge.

Unknown Speaker  
Clock the clock motherfuckers doing

Speaker 1  
some math 36

Unknown Speaker  
So 18

Timothy (DM)  
Yep. With 36 piercing damage, as the tendril just pierces into your chest, hitting you in the solar plexus, knocking the air out of you and pushing you back.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh no not the TV

Speaker 1  
then goes to lasso around you can you make a strength saving throw

Unknown Speaker  
with a vantage because region 15

Speaker 1  
as it tries to whip you around and throw you onto the ground. You place your right foot behind you. And you stand tall. Not being not prone.

Unknown Speaker  
Eat it. Who's the other 10 before?

Unknown Speaker  
I'm the closest

Unknown Speaker  
she is true. Who's this? That's me. All right. I'm not close.

Unknown Speaker  
We are back up to Aubrey.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, is that both tentacles went for Aubrey. Yeah. Oh, no. Who did it lash out at though?

Unknown Speaker  
It lashed out at Salvador?

Unknown Speaker  
Who shake it off. Shake it off. All right. Still outside the door?

Unknown Speaker  
Yes. It hasn't moved. Okay, gotcha. It seems rather stationary.

Speaker 5  
So Upri is going to take Fern into one hand and draw her hand X spin in it. And then she's gonna go in and go Tam. Reckless attack again. Oh, so keep in mind, I'm reckless attack. And so you're gonna have advantage when trying to hit me? Oh, net 20.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, come on. crit. All right.

Speaker 1  
So we had just on you. Oh, no hitting right on back.

Unknown Speaker  
So how critical.

Speaker 5  
I get to roll three dice because of my half orc passive. But it's a one hands with the d8 now we're at 1214 19 for the first hit. All right, and then I'm attacking.

Unknown Speaker  
So That's a 23

Unknown Speaker  
I totally think I'll hit

Speaker 5  
in the night is 477. And I'm going on with the handaxe Oh, That's only for 10 that will hit Oh shit. That's for a whopping three slash and so I just run out the door. And then, you know, do a little football spin out of the way when you're up,

Timothy (DM)  
alright, so as you are swinging hammer into it. You see it's squishing its squelching. You see the pus pouring out of it. And then out of one of the orifices now you see a black slimy clump, just shoot out and then with the second attack, another from a different orifice. tiny black clumps covered in this mucousy Flemmi Pinky green slime. And as it rolls and slams into the wall, you see it begin to move. One spindly leg shooting out of the phlegm latching itself onto the ground and then another as the two things write themselves. And you see several legs, maybe six, seven ish legs attached to little black slimy bodies. They start scurrying up the walls up onto the ceiling

Unknown Speaker  
of breeze froze up in her mouth. We all do.

Unknown Speaker  
So what are you doing?

Unknown Speaker  
I'm gonna shoot one of these tiny little bug creatures on the ceiling that That's a 25 to hit

Unknown Speaker  
a 25 wellhead gas. Gotcha.

Speaker 2  
And are these creatures within? Oh for some of these my bonus action to switch my analysis to the one that I'm sure Thanks. Sorry, shouldn't break on that. All right, any of these creatures within five feet of any of us for Sneak Attack Damage?

Speaker 1  
No, no sneak attack there on the front line

Speaker 2  
above. You just wanted to double check. To the six. That is 513 piercing damage.

Speaker 1  
Alright, you shouldn't arrow into one of them it drops to the floor. juris inner twitches slightly until a convulses. And its legs curl in towards themselves.

Unknown Speaker  
That's my turn. That's all I can do.

Unknown Speaker  
All right. Yonsei.

Speaker 4  
All right, I am going to use which is bolt. So does a 23 hit

Unknown Speaker  
a 23? Are you What are you targeting?

Unknown Speaker  
The main blob?

Unknown Speaker  
All right, 23. Yes,

Speaker 4  
does hit our after roll for D twelves. For D 12. Yeah, fourth level, I could actually do this one on the first level.

Unknown Speaker  
Here's overhaul on this bill.

Speaker 4  
Yeah. 10 plus six is 16 plus four is 20 plus two is 22. I'm going to add the hex to it. So That's 27 plus the maddening hex, That's plus five. So 27 plus five. That's 32 damage she's

Speaker 1  
so you blast it with Hurricane energy. And it burst open. I need everybody make a dexterity saving throw as a pool of this goop just pours out of this pod. And you see several slimy black masses caught in the phlegm pouring out at your feet.

Speaker 5  
So I rolled decksaver The advantage and I got to 20s

Unknown Speaker  
All right,

Speaker 4  
I got a four but I'm also going to use my pack Boon pack of the talisman I know it's not going to do anything but whatever eight a total. Yes. All right. Five,

Unknown Speaker  
five ship seven.

Speaker 1  
Everybody but Upri is pushed away by this wave of phlegm. You feel these masses slam into you with this force and you're all knocked prone. You all take for bludgeoning damage

Unknown Speaker  
pitches mine halved you Will you pass

Speaker 4  
question is because of this can I do my hellish rebuke as a reaction on what? That was the question,

Unknown Speaker  
but it's dead.

Unknown Speaker  
So the answer is no.

Unknown Speaker  
No. Salvador

Chris (Sal S)  
or get up.

Unknown Speaker  
All right,

Chris (Sal S)  
and I look so how many babies are on the floor now.

Timothy (DM)  
Say you see like several masses of varying sizes all starting to move I once told you see the one thing's still scattering around the ceiling. But you see something with Oh pretty lack wings. You think starting to like extend out and start to flap these wings. They're not thin and paper like like you would expect a butterflies to be or moths to be but rather thick and goopy yet it's somehow starts to take off to push itself against gravity. Okay, I'm gonna catch you also see more legs as these tiny, tiny little things, tiny little specks, maybe the size to fit in your poem to have them start skittering across the floor.

Speaker 1  
You also see what hit you a mass of tentacles long, thick, almost lamb pray ask as it starts to thrash around the room. And then these two long creatures that begin to float. They're

Timothy (DM)  
kind of oblong and shape. There's a face at one end That's kind of sideways with teeth that stick outwards as opposed to in and what eyes are placed kind of haphazardly along its body It seems as if it should go start moving lengthwise, but instead, it moves like a hummingbird. Kind of floating in, up and down side by side.

Speaker 2  
I would like to ask a clarifying question when the thing exploded, did it like, throw these things all into the room? Yeah. Or is this just like, not all, like bunched in the doorway?

Timothy (DM)  
It's all kind of like after birth. Where these like slimy masses, like, you know, that image of when giraffe has a baby and it just falls like 10 feet hits the ground, quickly, like animates itself, uprights and starts running around. It's that type of situations still covered in slime, and goop. But they're all just like, they instantly spring up and start kind of clambering into action

Speaker 4  
groups. Can I ask a question before you go? So how many total monsters are there now?

Chris (Sal S)  
Seven. It looks

Speaker 2  
just tell me I think I've got a good calculator once we got the one math creature. One bug from before. Weird. Before two smaller bugs. To two weird face eel creatures. One lamb pray ask creature. And that should be it.

Unknown Speaker  
Yes. seven in total.

Chris (Sal S)  
Okay, let me back up.

Speaker 1  
All right. So now that all of that has been established Salvador reorients himself and goes to cast shatter?

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah, I guess it'll be on the land pray the bug on the ceiling and the other creature That's closest to me. All right. And I had to do constitution saving throws of 16.

Unknown Speaker  
All right. And what is the radius of shatter?

Chris (Sal S)  
It's 10. So That's why I backed up.

Unknown Speaker  
All right, two, we're gonna pass one will fail.

Chris (Sal S)  
So one of them is going to take 11 points. The others take five points of thunder damage, and they get pushed back. 10 feet away from me.

Speaker 1  
All right. So you blast with your shatter. Everything gets pushed back around you. You fling some of this phlegm up. splattering everybody else around you in his splattering the walls and they take damage that will bring us huh? To the weird floating side faced creatures.

Unknown Speaker  
Maybe I shouldn't have exploded it my bad y'all

Unknown Speaker  
know it was gonna happen anyway.

Speaker 1  
So these are the ones that are floating. They look almost aquatic

Unknown Speaker  
sideways face eels.

Timothy (DM)  
Correct sideways face, eels, maybe like all mixed with a shark. But they're like fin sticking randomly out and it's not moving lengthwise. It's moving sine inside, up and down. And it's just floating. It's just kind of like hovering in midair. And then there are these little tendrils that gather along its sides mean out of the phlegm perhaps that start to lash out. So I'm going to make some attack roll

Speaker 1  
so many days, okay. Salvador, you're going to get hit by one of these tendrils. You're going to take 20 points of bludgeoning damage. And can you make a constitution saving throw. Wren you're also gonna get hit?

Unknown Speaker  
Oh no, I'm on the floor. 19

Timothy (DM)  
for 19 points of bludgeoning damage and make a constitution saving throw. A 19 will pass. As you feel the burn on your arm from the attack starts just sear. It seeps into your skin and you feel it climbing up your veins, but you persevere and you are not poisoned. What was that con save, run

Unknown Speaker  
22

Speaker 1  
also save so you also feel this burning sensation, but do not become poisoned?

Unknown Speaker  
Think I'm resilient.

Speaker 1  
So as those two new skittering bug like Things go after Upri and Yonce bring it up right you see one skittering along the ground, it jumps at you, and it latches itself on to your neck and bites down. Can you make a constitution saving throw, though

Speaker 4  
as you're doing that, I'm gonna also cast anthropic Ward's. So yet the role of disadvantage if something's attacking me,

Unknown Speaker  
is that a reaction?

Unknown Speaker  
It's a reaction. Oh,

Speaker 1  
entropic word is reaction. Okay? What are you casting on?

Unknown Speaker  
If one of them hits me,

Unknown Speaker  
the bug creature That's attacking?

Unknown Speaker  
Can you read the spell to me?

Speaker 4  
Once per short rest. When a creature makes an attack role against you, you can use your reaction to impose disadvantage on that role. If it misses you your next attack role against the creature has advantage if you make it before the end of your next turn. Oh,

Unknown Speaker  
it's a one time thing.

Unknown Speaker  
Yes, and resets every short rest

Unknown Speaker  
handles cool.

Unknown Speaker  
So I will reroll that with disadvantage.

Unknown Speaker  
I didn't mean to interrupt.

Speaker 1  
So it is going to miss Yonsei but what was that saving? throw?

Unknown Speaker  
25 We're gonna plus a to calm say,

Speaker 1  
okay, so it bites down into you and you take no damage.

Speaker 5  
Can we say that you just see Upri Just like flexes the muscles in her neck and like it gets you know, like how you pinch your skin with a Skeeter just getting stuck in her neck.

Unknown Speaker  
And just knowing you and

Unknown Speaker  
what are you gonna say and say?

Speaker 4  
I was gonna say since I miss I now have a vantage on my next role.

Unknown Speaker  
Again. roll that creature. Yes,

Unknown Speaker  
squish it. Squish it.

Unknown Speaker  
All right. Ceiling Scorpion,

Unknown Speaker  
ceiling scorpion. What?

Speaker 1  
So the creature that had skittered up onto the ceiling is going to now drop down. On Salvador,

Chris (Sal S)  
well crawled over. Okay.

Unknown Speaker  
So there's no more monsters?

Unknown Speaker  
Nope. It was always there.

Unknown Speaker  
That was the one from before. Okay, that was the one that did initially spit out at us. Okay.

Timothy (DM)  
19 will hit. So as it lands on your shoulder. It has this tail like appendage that it jams down into your shoulder.

Speaker 1  
You're going to take five points of piercing damage and make a constitution saving throw.

Unknown Speaker  
These things don't like yeah, 13

Speaker 1  
or 13 will say. Yeah. And one more creature to go

Speaker 2  
off right. Now we got the lamprey to the I mean, no, there's only one more one even when it didn't identify anything.

Speaker 1  
The long kind of tend to call esque thing that is thrashing about on the ground search to lash out around the room. It thrashes about smashing the table coming close, but not quite hitting Wren

Unknown Speaker  
and carved mahogany.

Unknown Speaker  
I don't know. And Upri. So you turned.

Unknown Speaker  
So the thing is still on my neck. Yes.

Unknown Speaker  
So it's still on your shoulder. Yeah,

Speaker 5  
can I grab it and throw it on the ground? Yeah.

Speaker 1  
You can use an action to do that to grab it and throw it on the ground

Unknown Speaker  
ball my whole action?

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, I think I can rule that as a free action.

Unknown Speaker  
Okay, I mean, I can make like an attack role.

Unknown Speaker  
Because mechanically, it's like,

Unknown Speaker  
it's not grappling.

Speaker 1  
It's not in the same space as you but it is in the same space.

Speaker 5  
So I rip it off, throw it on the ground, spit on it, and I start wailing on it with Fern, that scan of blue or 24 to

Unknown Speaker  
hear at 24 We'll hit

Speaker 5  
the 11 bludgeoning damage. Alright, nice swing Fern down for a second at That's going to be 15 Who 15 wall set. And that is for 12 damage. All right, and then I go on with my off index. All right. Oh, shoot, That's only a 10 to hit.

Speaker 1  
A 10 does not hit. So you slam down at one to grab your hand. Try to slash down you slam into the woods of the floor beneath the carpet. And this thing's strength surprises you for its size. It has been taking your blows kinky run

Speaker 2  
well, I'm in melee with a sideways faci All right, yeah, hit me earlier which is gross. How dare it. So I am going to draw my short sword and try and slice and dice it does a 17 hit

Speaker 1  
a 17 does hit

Speaker 2  
Thank goodness I'm by bonus action critically analysis it so sorry I just keep forgetting to know because when I well yeah no i that is right I bonus action analyze it as best I can. But I am going to spend a superiority dice to use my last rate ability which adds a D eight and then it's quote unquote bleeding. You get to decide whether or not it can bleed but I do more damage to it. So let's see. It takes a total of That's 1113 plus 821. That is 21 piercing damage and then must succeed on a constitution saving throw of 16

Unknown Speaker  
eyeroll a 17

Speaker 2  
Bennett isn't bleeding, but 21 damage. So Sukkot

Speaker 1  
see slice it. It does a decent amount of damage. You see that some goop starts to pour out of the cut. It's like green inside. Alright. The moth is flying around the room flapping its goopy wings. You every once in a while feel something drip onto your neck and then Upri

Unknown Speaker  
No know

Unknown Speaker  
what's your AC

Unknown Speaker  
16

Unknown Speaker  
Because you're raging, right?

Unknown Speaker  
It's always extreme. It's

Unknown Speaker  
always 16

Unknown Speaker  
Because more calm.

Speaker 1  
You feel something just graze your shoulder who you don't see what it was Yonsei What are you doing?

Speaker 4  
I'm going to first I'm going to use Eldrick splash I have to send some over a level five. I'm going to use the first one on the thing that I use anthropic Ward on so I can roll with advantage

Unknown Speaker  
right? Does an eight hit Oh no,

Unknown Speaker  
an eight does not hit

Speaker 4  
well that ruin my plan. So I'm going use the other one on it as well does a 10 hit attended and I hit Alright, so for my bonus action. I'm going to miss the step.

Chris (Sal S)  
It's a good choice.

Unknown Speaker  
It's a good choice.

Speaker 4  
How far can I get delivered rooms right there? How far away Can I get in terms of the space of the 30 feet or 30 feet?

Speaker 1  
You could probably get into the around the bend of the living room into the dining area.

Unknown Speaker  
So over near Sal so around

Unknown Speaker  
you miss a step over towards the dining room.

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh what's over you? Yeah,

Speaker 4  
what's over here? Oh, and then I in my turn. There's nothing I can do.

Speaker 1  
So as you were blasting your eldritch blast towards this little multi legged creature it is just jumping around avoiding your blasts. So you miss the step on over and it is Salvador's turn

Chris (Sal S)  
so from my last turn as a reaction I cast hellish rebuke on ceiling scorpion. All right, so do a dexterity saving throw.

Speaker 1  
I got a 20 Plus she's still

Chris (Sal S)  
takes damage. It takes it takes a total of five points of damage. Alright, fire damage.

Unknown Speaker  
Five is enough.

Chris (Sal S)  
As it gets a fever from getting someone that my blood on its tail. Yeah.

Speaker 1  
You see it starts to convulse and then everything kind of shriveled up in on itself. And it becomes this like ball of tail and legs just kind of curled in towards its center.

Unknown Speaker  
So there are six left.

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah. Are there any in melee with me right now? I don't know.

Unknown Speaker  
The other sideways face eel. No, no. Yeah, what's your last turn?

Chris (Sal S)  
I will tag that one. With my battleaxe. That's a 22 to hit 22 will hit and because I got a new fancy thing last time, called Design strike want to turn on a weapon attack I can add at the aid of thunder. So it's going to be 12 plus 113 points. Well, it's like six points, a slashing and seven points of thunder damage. On eel man.

Speaker 1  
All right. Creatures turns No. All right, so Wren and Sal you both have those flying eels floating around around you. Their tendrils just like almost rubber banding out of its body. Io. Ren. Oh no, you get hit. No Why don't you take 19 points oh boy bludgeoning do boy. And again, you have to make a constitution saving throw these tendrils they're lashing out all around and they are just slamming into furniture knocking things off walls, and Sal is dipping and diving as each one of them shoots out towards him. And both of its attacks miss him. What was that common safe 18 and 18 mil safe. side face easy jumpy spiders though. They jump back at Upri

Unknown Speaker  
No. Go on.

Unknown Speaker  
But they miss jumping over your shoulder. The other one is chasing after Yonsei it jumps lands on yon phase back does

Speaker 5  
it scurry past me to get to Yonce because Yonce did miss you stepped away?

Unknown Speaker  
It doesn't

Speaker 1  
know because you all were in different places. It jumps on to Yan says back what the fuck that should all feel a bite in the square of your back.

Unknown Speaker  
I'll never be able to scratch it

Speaker 1  
you take 12 piercing damage

Speaker 4  
okay, it's not the best but it's not a nega

Unknown Speaker  
constitution saving throw.

Unknown Speaker  
Does a 14 pass?

Unknown Speaker  
It does yeah

Speaker 4  
great then I don't have to use my pack Boone you feel its

Speaker 1  
venom trying to take hold of your body. But you're able to shake it.

Speaker 4  
I'm able to do this and squeezed the poison out. it squirts out squirts

Unknown Speaker  
show for the listeners.

Speaker 4  
What I do is I put both my hands behind my back and push into where the spider bites me so the poison squirts out.

Speaker 1  
Yep, you feel it the legs, grace your fingers. Throw in there like you expect them to be furry. But they're hardly smooth and spindly. We got this big giant fucking eel thing thrashing about still and it is going to just lash out at anyone and everyone in its vicinity. Salvador one of the tendrils, swings around the room taking some of the furniture with it crashing into you

Speaker 1  
you take nine points of bludgeoning damage. And then it wraps itself around you. You are now grappled and restraint and

Speaker 4  
these things really don't like you to Upri and style

Speaker 2  
war me know like any of us. I

Speaker 4  
mean, we've taken the lead me and you have taken the least amount of damage. I'm almost at the nevermind. Alright, so

Speaker 5  
the moth or the Lamprey, which is within most other creatures, like is there one kind of like in the center of the pack? Or in the center of

Speaker 1  
the room? So the lamprey thing is the largest thing in the room. Cool. It's a large size creature thrashing about

Speaker 5  
this one. I'm going to target then. All right, I'm gonna take my hand decks give a little tour a little flourish, and I'm gonna throw it at the lamprey. Does an 11 Hit

Speaker 1  
11 does not. What effect goes off when that lands.

Speaker 5  
So when the handaxe lands I guess on the floor or maybe the wall behind it. Probably near the floor. Perfect. A few little leaves sprout out the floor in the group.

Speaker 1  
Oh, cute. Cute. Yeah. All right. That brings us to Wren.

Speaker 2  
All right, I'm gonna try and slash it this sideways SpaceIL the one That's been hitting me. Did he does Oh no. Does a 13 hit

Unknown Speaker  
13 Does hair just

Speaker 2  
thank God I'm gonna lacerate it again. Alright, just to do as much damage as possible. So it's another one of my superiority dice. And does 19 piercing damage?

Unknown Speaker  
Alright, and it needs to make a con save.

Speaker 2  
Oh yes makes a concert. It's not dead.

Speaker 1  
Nope. So honest can save you get 23 that passes

Speaker 2  
turns out. And as a bonus action because I'm level two rogue now I'm going to disengage using my cutting action, and then run towards Sal and Yonce and try and get behind them, because I'm almost dead. And I don't want to be your

Unknown Speaker  
shit.

Speaker 1  
Alright, see you ran off to take cover behind your compatriots. And That's when Yonsei feels a prick in their neck.

Unknown Speaker  
Thank you.

Speaker 1  
As you notice the moth is floating, flitting, flapping its goopy wings in front of you and you feel a sharp pain in your neck. And it's like a prick is sticking out of it. You're gonna take 12 necrotic damage. All right. And it's your turn.

Speaker 4  
All right, so I'm going to face them off since Yes. I'm going to aim both my elders blast at it, or want to guaranteed now. Okay. So one is a 21. And the other one is a teen. So I'm assuming both of those hit that 21 hits. Not the 18 teen.

Speaker 1  
Sheesh, is this a tiny mom? Oh, I

Unknown Speaker  
thought it was a little,

Unknown Speaker  
little little marks.

Speaker 4  
So that means that it's a C is very high. Yes. Between 18 and 21. One might assume

Speaker 2  
That's like, Have you ever tried to hit a bug out of the sky

Speaker 4  
quite easily. Alright, so only Mach one. So one plus four is five. I'm going to hex it. That's three. So five plus three is eight. And then I'm going to use the maddening hex. So five plus three plus four. So seven plus was 12. So it's 12 damage. All together.

Unknown Speaker  
All right. See, blast it.

Unknown Speaker  
Is it dead.

Speaker 1  
And you see it fly across the room into the wall and smashes into it. It stops to move. All right, Salvador.

Chris (Sal S)  
So this library still has me grappled and restrained. Yes. So I'm going to try to

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, no. I think it's strength. Save

Chris (Sal S)  
saving throw. 13

Speaker 1  
a 1313 will not do it.

Chris (Sal S)  
But I'm going to cast the Fourth Level Healing Word on myself. Action.

Unknown Speaker  
What's the word?

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah. What a great word. All right. That's my turn. Sideways land praise go.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm hiding. Not really,

Speaker 5  
but and can I find just flavor be like over here? Yeah. Ugly book. Trying to like taunted, even though it's not a thing.

Speaker 1  
Yeah, John's not really a thing. But like, we're gonna do it. So you're gonna draw aggro of one of them. Okay, cool. So let's do some tentacle.

Unknown Speaker  
tentacle media

Speaker 1  
so Salvador, you're gonna get hit by one of them? Well, you're grappled, they're just kind of all around 24 points of bludgeoning damage.

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh, good thing. I did that feel. Yeah,

Timothy (DM)  
yeah. Upri Bring it, you draw its attention and you see it starts floating on towards you hovering on over, kind of like at an angle sideways. One is tracking you but the other is flicking all around the room. And you see if tendrils just rubberband out of its body. It's like it's pulling its flesh out into tendril shape, and like flicking them around the room and you jump over one and duck under the other as they smash into things in the room.

Unknown Speaker  
That's trap bugger.

Speaker 1  
As spiders No. You see out of the corner of the eye the spider trying to chase after you it's scurrying along the floor jumps at you. But it overshoots as you are stopping to jump and duck, and it overshoots past you the one that is on Yonsei

Unknown Speaker  
currently attached to the OH

Speaker 1  
is going to again, chomp down on your back you're gonna take five piercing damage and make a constitution saving throw.

Speaker 4  
I definitely pass but I want to see by how much I pass by what's safe was it constitution? So I got an A team.

Speaker 1  
All right. So you save Yes. By some numbers. I'm not telling you what the DC is

Speaker 4  
perfect, but since it did attack me I'm gonna do my opportunity online reaction tech hellish rebuke. All right. Which means it needs to I forget how that works. Deck save deck save.

Speaker 1  
It is going to fail with a six.

Speaker 4  
All right, that means it takes to D 10s. So nine damage. Alright.

Speaker 1  
See, see flames flick around it seems rather undeterred.

Chris (Sal S)  
Tim, the thing that hit me, I'm gonna use my reaction to do rattle storms on it. All right, let's do it. X 30 saving throw.

Speaker 1  
All right. It is going to get a four

Chris (Sal S)  
it fails. So it's gonna take two days of thunder damage. For lightning damage, so That's 15 points of lightning damage. All right, that gets pushed away. 10 feet from me.

Speaker 1  
All right. So a bolt of lightning shoots out towards it and it gets pushed away. It's just like floating in the air. So it just kind of like goes away slightly. And that brings us to the thrashing eel in the center of the room that currently has you grapple. So it is going to Oh, lovely. So you feel its tendrils around you, Salvador. And it's squeezing you. And that is when you start feeling this like burning on all of your skin that it has, like in its grip. Can you make a constitution saving throw,

Chris (Sal S)  
probably gonna die this around. I gotta 12

Speaker 1  
of you feel this burning build around you. And it starts to make your heart feel plastic, and tense. And there's the shooting pain in your chest. You want to grab at it, but you can't because the tentacle has your arm kind of twisted around at this moment. And you feel your body tense up. You are paralyzed.

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh, hope as I showed before, I can't say anything anymore. Upright Upri. All right.

Speaker 5  
Upri is going to pivot and try to get between as many as the critters and my friends as I can. All right, even if I have to take an opportunity today. So like that they basically can't walk past me without getting walked. All right.

Speaker 1  
So I think you're gonna take one opportunity to attack from the flying lamprey. A nine doesn't hit you so you're good. So yeah, you run over you put your body in between the creatures and Yonce and Wren. Salvador you see stiff as a board in the grasp of this tentacle creature.

Speaker 5  
Hang on Vael I'm gonna WAMP the tentacle attempt to free sail. I'm gonna do a reckless attack. All right. That is going to be 25 to here and that is for 15 damage on the phone. One than I swing for and around again as I take out all the figures, and That's a 12 to hear a 12 does not okay? You only go with him. Bonk, bonk.

Unknown Speaker  
All right Wren.

Speaker 2  
All right, Ron is going to run up to Sal's paralyzed body. And I'm going to use a superiority dice to use remove toxins. So and I don't know if this is going to work, this specifically says that it has to be one, I can cure the target of one disease or one poisoning effect. So I'm going to attempt to your poison effect. Yes. And you also get healed for I'm going to spend two days when I heal to heal you for eight. And then I'm going to bonus action analyze the floating lamprey that was attacking sell earlier, the one That's close to us when there's got Lightning affected. Alright, so for next turn, focusing on it. All right.

Speaker 1  
That brings us to yawn.

Speaker 4  
I'm going to move my both my hands behind my back. Can I rip it off of me? Yeah. Is that a action?

Unknown Speaker  
It's a free action.

Speaker 4  
Alright, so I'm gonna rip it off of me. And then I'm going to use both my elders blast on it. Oh, yes. There's a 14 hit

Speaker 1  
a 14 done, hit,

Speaker 4  
and then does 21 Why did you? Why did you ask the smaller? Well first, because I want it to. So that will be for and this is going to be for total damage. All right. All right. So That's so six plus four is 10. Eight plus four is 1212. Plus 10. Is 22. Plus my hex. So That's 24 Plus maddening hex, so That's 26 damage.

Unknown Speaker  
26 damage is a lot of damage. This Freaky deaky spider is still standing.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh my God, there's so many.

Unknown Speaker  
All right. Salvador

Chris (Sal S)  
Salvador can literally do nothing except have an internal monologue because it can't take actions. Reactions talk

Unknown Speaker  
Hoca on

Unknown Speaker  
parallel you.

Unknown Speaker  
Strange strange,

Chris (Sal S)  
okay, I'm gonna try to get out of restraint. Okay,

Unknown Speaker  
make that strength.

Chris (Sal S)  
Okay. That's a 17.

Speaker 1  
A 17 is enough. You're hoist yourself out. shoving the tentacle aside. You stumble off away from it. You do anything?

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh, yeah, I slipped out. I mean, I cast aid on the group, which I'm glad that I took. That's one action. So I'm going to cast it on Yonce me and Wren and we each get 15 HP right now. And the maximum hit points goes up by 15 for eight hours. Bless. Nice.

Unknown Speaker  
I mean aid. still great. And

Chris (Sal S)  
now I'm hiding behind Yonce and Wren. Perfect.

Speaker 1  
Alright. So we've got Wren and Salvador cowering behind Yonce and Upri Upri is in the front though. So Upri is going to take all of the attacks throwing it the floating sideways lamprey

Speaker 4  
except for one of the side bugs because one of the bugs are next to me. Yeah.

Speaker 1  
Okay, so Upri is gonna get hit by who have the tentacles. The first one is going to hit you with a whopping 19 bludgeoning damage so na and the second is going to whack you with 16 bludgeoning damage and now make two constitution saving throws.

Unknown Speaker  
Well, they are first one is 27.

Unknown Speaker  
Battle pass.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh see it live in for the second.

Speaker 1  
Just enough luck Yes. Plus eight plus eight. Yes. Save As. Oh my gosh, okay, so you are not poisoned. If you take the half damage, and you move on with your life. And let's do these fighters. You thought Luckily, you're able to avoid the spider that jumps at you a pre ticket as a missus, given a little kick of flavor wise short kick has no actual effect on the creature, but the one on Yonsei is going to jump out you wrap itself around your arms and you feel it just mash into your arms with its fangs. And as you've been paying closer attention to these things, they don't have miles they have these things that just stick out of its bottom so it's just easy shoving itself into your skin. It's gonna take 10 piercing damage and make a constitution saving throw

Speaker 4  
10 damage and then con save some rolling right now audience members so you don't get that silence on Save con save no whammy. Oh, That's a 20 That's a net 2022

Speaker 1  
All right. You do not become poisoned. Haha,

Unknown Speaker  
y'all do worse things that are like cured ham.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh,

Speaker 1  
all right. So we've got that tentacle creature thrashing about Salvador just wriggled free and that thing is going to lash out towards Yonce and Upri All right. Target Yeah, if you're gonna body block your body block

Unknown Speaker  
block by block I was this in a way

Speaker 1  
so it lashes out Yonsei you're able to jump over one of the tentacles that it lashes it hits a chair besides you Upri You are going to take some damage though. You are going to take 12 bludgeoning damage hub to seeks and it spins itself around you grappling you. So you are now grappled and restrained. Operates your turn actually. So you can make that strength save to be on grappled

Unknown Speaker  
get it with advantage while region Yep, forever agent

Unknown Speaker  
forever agent

Unknown Speaker  
so it's specifically a save

Unknown Speaker  
I think is actually like a strength check.

Speaker 5  
14 then if it's a check 16 If it's a safe

Speaker 1  
Oh shit, I think is a check. So it is a 14 which will fail won't help. So you do not get out of the grapple. What do you do? Oh, it's my turn. Yeah, is your turn. I mean, that was part of your turn.

Unknown Speaker  
So that was my action. Yes. Yeah, That's all I can do. All right, my ex is on the ground somewhere. Ren

Speaker 2  
Ren is going to do dry spy. We're going to do a drive by really good. I'm gonna run past one of the sideways face equals the one that I have analyzed. That's next to operate. So can I get advantage from flank

Chris (Sal S)  
upper is paralyzed?

Unknown Speaker  
Brace restraints are no,

Unknown Speaker  
no. Okay, I'm still gonna do it anyways. That's okay. It's a 27 to hit 27 So I do get sneak attack because Upri is within five feet. I think

Unknown Speaker  
because he has that special ability. Advantage.

Speaker 2  
They don't care if or if they're within five feet of anatomy.

Chris (Sal S)  
If your ally also isn't incapacitated,

Speaker 2  
which put a mat incapacitated. I mean, look up the wording and see because you don't need advantage to get Yeah. Attack. It's either advantage or if another enemy of the target is within five feet of it. That enemy enemy isn't incapacitated, so apparently isn't incapacitated.

Unknown Speaker  
tactically? That's true.

Unknown Speaker  
I would allow it thank you. I'm also not TM so I can't do anything

Unknown Speaker  
behind god.

Speaker 2  
Oh, great. Teen piercing damage piercing game and That's the one that sounds lightning bolded or whatever you did.

Speaker 1  
Alright, it's looking pretty beat up. Oh, I'm a little low. Nice who's pouring out of wounds and cuts.

Speaker 2  
I'm language use my bonus action to disengage hence the drive by right and take cover behind the dollhouse.

Speaker 1  
I see you now. How A cover. Yes.

Unknown Speaker  
That's the That's That's the ideal situation.

Chris (Sal S)  
Oh, man, we could have been hiding behind

Unknown Speaker  
you all that cover exists Yonce

Speaker 4  
All right. If I have multiple bonus actions, I use them both or don't use one. Okay. That is fine. I'm going to, can I attack the monster? On Upri? Yeah, I'm going to do eldritch blast one is going to be for the small bug That's next to me. And the other one's going to be the bug That's attached to Upri.

Speaker 1  
And by bug we mean a giant eel tentacle creature?

Unknown Speaker  
Or do you mean the other bug?

Unknown Speaker  
Whatever, is attached to a

Speaker 1  
giant eel thing. We've been calling it a lamp lamp prey tentacle. It's a mass of tentacles. That is a large sized creature. Mechanically,

Speaker 4  
either way, I wrote both eighteens plus seven. So does 225 set.

Speaker 1  
Yes, 20 times do hit each of those features.

Speaker 4  
Alright, so this first damages is going to be on the small bug that I currently have hexed so that is, so a plus four is 12 plus 10. So That's 22 damage.

Unknown Speaker  
All right. Is it? Nope.

Speaker 4  
Well fantastic. Let's and then for the one that is on a pre That's That's 13 damage.

Unknown Speaker  
Alright, CG 13 damage. All right, Salvador.

Chris (Sal S)  
Okay, I'm gonna pick a point behind Upri and eel, the group of eels and I'm gonna cast shatter to hit the lamprey and the weakest eel. Or the weakest face hugger and they have to do a constitution saving throw

Unknown Speaker  
a slug. Oh, that sideways

Chris (Sal S)  
sideways faces Yeah.

Speaker 1  
So one of those Constitution save is a 15 and the other is a five

Chris (Sal S)  
so they both fail. So they're gonna take 48 of thunder damage. I mean, I use channel divinity to roll with destructive wrath. You can use challenge to roll Max thunder damage, so That's gonna be total 32 points on a daily should

Unknown Speaker  
on each of them.

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah, on both.

Speaker 2  
So is that whenever you do thunder damage, you can max it out with your channel divinity. Yeah,

Chris (Sal S)  
I only get three per day ish.

Speaker 1  
So one of the sideways lamprey eel things. You see the body start to kind of rumble and shake and then it spill laps away from you splattering the wall. The giant tentacle thing in the middle. You see like lacerations burst open along it skin as you cast shatter. All right. Let's just roll a bunch of attacks on Upri Bring it to a body blocking still raging to the best of her ability.

Unknown Speaker  
There's one on Yonce there's a buck on Yeah,

Unknown Speaker  
it's not on these next week. I took it off.

Unknown Speaker  
Well That's about Sonic.

Unknown Speaker  
So you will get hit by one tentacle attack cause you're going to take seven points of bludgeoning damage so

Unknown Speaker  
three pish posh

Unknown Speaker  
so you're gonna also have to get behind me as well. I'm still good. I'm not even half really?

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah, she is 101 hitpoints will do for you.

Unknown Speaker  
Geez.

Unknown Speaker  
I'm over here being like it wants

Speaker 1  
the spider is going to jump after you missing and the giant thing in the middle of the room is going to lash at you. It also misses more furniture at this point like all the furniture in the room is like destroyed demolished, but you still see and hear the crunching of wood as it slams down into the ground nearby.

Unknown Speaker  
What about the dollhouse? Because I am cowered behind it.

Speaker 1  
Weirdly enough, they avoid the house is not hit ever.

Chris (Sal S)  
Are there dolls of them in the doll house now.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh,

Unknown Speaker  
I don't have the time to check. Yeah,

Chris (Sal S)  
you're Yeah.

Speaker 1  
And Yonsei the spider jumps at you and you jump backwards avoiding its attack.

Speaker 2  
The tides have turned yellow. It was rough for a moment.

Chris (Sal S)  
Yeah, geez.

Unknown Speaker  
Upri what you do and

Speaker 5  
don't try to get on Unreal. apt Is it a little bit of a 2121? What? Cool, That's my action right to peel it off. Yes. You suck.

Unknown Speaker  
pull yourself out of it.

Unknown Speaker  
That's materna yell away.

Unknown Speaker  
Wren, what are you doing behind that dollhouse.

Speaker 2  
We're gonna drive by again, we're gonna attack the same land prey, but Upri is no longer grappled. So I do get advantage from the linkage. Does a 23 hip. Imagine it?

Unknown Speaker  
Of course it does.

Speaker 2  
That is 911 plus 819. piercing damage.

Speaker 1  
All right. See Pearson running on by using your bonus section just to gauge again.

Speaker 2  
Yeah. And then I'm going to run down the room to be like over near the entrance. Yeah, towards Sal and Yonsei. Okay, I've completed my build. I just run bass swings.

Unknown Speaker  
All right, Yonce,

Speaker 4  
you're up. All right, I am going to use eldritch blasts. Once more. On this one use both on the small bug now that you've been free from the bland pray. So you don't really need my help on that. Okay, so I rolled us 14 and a 15. So plus seven on each. So That's a 21 and 22.

Unknown Speaker  
Those will hit alright.

Speaker 2  
I like to think that Yonce just like standing over this thing with both hands. Just like blasting and talking. Point blank array.

Speaker 4  
So that is for 12 damage. And then with the hex plus four. So 12 plus six is 18 damage.

Speaker 1  
You blast that thing. And as the smoke clears, you see it squashed into the floor

Unknown Speaker  
hit finally.

Unknown Speaker  
All right, Salvador.

Chris (Sal S)  
I really just want this tentacle monster to go away. So I'm gonna cast a guiding bolt at it. That's a 2424 We'll hit it's gonna take the full brunt of 46 rating damage and the next attack on it has advantage. All right. So it takes a total of oh, That's sad. It's only seven rating and a lot.

Speaker 1  
All right, so you're a little few hits. And of all of the attacks, it's probably been the least amount of damage on it.

Chris (Sal S)  
Well, thanks to him.

Unknown Speaker  
So you're aware

Speaker 1  
of the effect that it had but it's glowing, glowing now.

Chris (Sal S)  
That's a brilliant yellow.

Speaker 1  
All right. So we only have one weird sideways lamprey shark thing. And it is tendril attacking Upri You will get hit once I pray for 20 points oh shit alleged any damage

Unknown Speaker  
but hurt I'm still good. I'm still good.

Speaker 1  
And then the spider which is like chasing you around the room at this point. It does manage to latch on to you this time. No. So it jumps up onto your back and you feel a prick in your neck and you're gonna take five points of piercing damage and make a constitution saving throw

Unknown Speaker  
24

Unknown Speaker  
You save

Unknown Speaker  
my muscles over legs. It's gone now thank you spatter

Speaker 1  
All right the tentacley eel thing in the middle is going to trade back attacks. It is going to thrash its way over to Salvador

Chris (Sal S)  
no to lash pushes away

Speaker 1  
yeah, it's just like thrashing about it is going to does a 17 hit you yet? Nope. No

Unknown Speaker  
18 Oh, spicy.

Speaker 1  
So it is just wildly thrashing, slamming into things slamming into the furniture but missing every attack and it is a breeze turn

Speaker 5  
who have free come here. Oh shit. I'm gonna attack the spider with my hammer reckless to take

Unknown Speaker  
the one That's on your back

Unknown Speaker  
Oh shit.

Speaker 1  
They're not mechanically on your back so like you rip it off whatever 25 Throw 25 heads

Speaker 5  
none bludgeoning damage. I think one might go back in my head they're 23 to hit it again that'll hit for a weapon seven damage bludgeon.

Unknown Speaker  
You're so close

Chris (Sal S)  
am I close to my hand eggs? You were right by the lambda you did throw throw it at the lamp, right?

Unknown Speaker  
Do you throw it at the library? Yeah.

Speaker 5  
Can I scoop it and then in the same motion just like swing shorts with it as

Speaker 1  
a bonus action in the spirit of this being on death's door.

Chris (Sal S)  
Perfect. 14 hit

Unknown Speaker  
a 14 does.

Speaker 5  
And that is for five, slashing.

Speaker 1  
Alright, you slice through that spider.

Speaker 5  
Class. Yeah, as I swipe up, I slice it in half and then I kick one. Just like don't get

Unknown Speaker  
half of it tumbles away.

Unknown Speaker  
I love disrespect.

Unknown Speaker  
All right.

Speaker 2  
Friends, we're gonna get on the other side of the lamp Ray tentacle flailing inflatable flailing tube to flank it with Sal to give me advantage because that makes me do more damage. And because advantage you know, does a 16 hit?

Unknown Speaker  
Yes, it does. Good. Good. Good. AC.

Speaker 2  
Nice good to know write that down.

Unknown Speaker  
Just in case you run into another one.

Speaker 2  
I am going to use my last superiority dice which feels spicy but feels right at the same time to use lacerate to do some extra damage. 23 piercing damage.

Speaker 1  
You just slice through it. You take your rapier short sword short sword. You slash into it. It goes deep into its binary model and then you pull it up the length of the tentacle. Its guts just pour out.

Unknown Speaker  
Yonsei it's still moving?

Unknown Speaker  
No, it's dead. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2  
Yeah. Sideways face. I spit on it. All right. Yeah. I learned that from you.

Unknown Speaker  
Yeah, we've got this sideways flying creature.

Speaker 4  
That's an I'm going to do my bonus action to Misty step. Where the face blah blah is so it can be flanked. All right. And then I'm gonna use both my eldritch blast. So That's for

Speaker 1  
don't want to be linking it to us. eldritch blasts.

Speaker 2  
Yeah, you only get advantage on flank for melee, you will give up real advantage. So if you're there, yeah.

Speaker 5  
But then you will be disciplined for making a ranged attack adjacent to an enemy. Okay, don't do that.

Chris (Sal S)  
I mean, you could attack from a distance and then run up.

Speaker 4  
That's true. Then I still use both my elders blast on it. Does a 17 and 18 hit?

Unknown Speaker  
Yes, they do.

Speaker 4  
Alright, fantastic. So That's going to be so 10 plus four is 14. Eight plus four is 12. So 14 plus 12 is 26. Plus one is 27. Then plus four is 31 damage.

Unknown Speaker  
Finish it Yes.

Speaker 4  
As I'm doing my algebra class, I'm slowly walking and hitting you with my eldest blasts. And then with both my hands, I slammed down on it and I make it explode.

Speaker 1  
So it spool ladders as the force of your blast smashes it into the ground, pulverizing the creature. And

Speaker 4  
as that happens, I'm gonna say good luck getting your security deposit back. Okay,

Chris (Sal S)  
whoever owns this house.

Unknown Speaker  
We're probably all covered in slime now.

Speaker 1  
You were out of combat. The room is from floor to ceiling, covered in flim Blood, viscera, skin chunks, meat chunks, several other on identifiable substances. And it's just dripping off the walls slowly cooping to the floor in little splotches.

Unknown Speaker  
Oh, I didn't realize we were going to bath

Chris (Sal S)  
there's a washing machine in this house.

Unknown Speaker  
So should we see what's behind that door?

Chris (Sal S)  
Then? To do that

Speaker 2  
we just opened the other ones they came through either the stairs that we initially entered through, or it's new, hopefully outside of

Unknown Speaker  
the exit. Either way we, we should leave.

Speaker 2  
So yeah, let's see what's behind that door. What's behind door number one exit.

Speaker 1  
Make your way across the room. You hear the squishing and squelching of your boots and feet, pressing into the sticky goop covering the carpet. When you step over the remnants of the pod that had previously been taking the breath the door and you find yourself in the empty room alongside the stair

Chris (Sal S)  
dam and this is good. We're back where we wanted to be.

Speaker 2  
Yeah, we're exactly the problem is we're back where we started. Well, I guess we just see what's on the next line. And I guess we maybe we triggered something that led it will not let

Unknown Speaker  
that was the guardian or something.

Unknown Speaker  
It would be nice.

Unknown Speaker  
That would be nice. Yes, that

Chris (Sal S)  
would be very nice. As we stare directly.

Unknown Speaker  
Alright, up the stairs.

Speaker 5  
Before we go, do we want to let nap in this random room in some I'm just kidding. We can get go. I'm fired. Up. He's like swaying.

Unknown Speaker  
I will. I mean, yeah,

Speaker 4  
maybe once we get outside, we can take a quick nap for a long nap.

Speaker 1  
You get to the stairs, you turn right and you ascend the stairs

Unknown Speaker  
or we descend up the stairs.

Speaker 1  
you ascend the stairs until you reach a wall. top of the stairs.

Unknown Speaker  
As the password again,

Chris (Sal S)  
is friend stand here, friends stand ahead.

Timothy (DM)  
You recite those words, and you hear the scraping of metal on stone. As the door begins to open, the shifting of the stone bricks screeching out of the way. And as you step into the light

Speaker 1  
you find yourself in a large, open space surrounded by extravagantly carved stone structures domed at the top. You see columns all around as you step out onto a wooden stage. That's where one episode Oh,

Unknown Speaker  
age a word in this.

Speaker 1  
Thank you all for joining us for a plunge into the abyss. I hope you all enjoyed this episode of Shadows of Prophecy. Join us next time to find out becomes our var unfortunate players in this most dreadful act. Shout out to my brother known as the chill electronic vapor soul artist Lusk for writing our chillingly epic theme song Editing by Scrubcast. And a big shout out to siren scape for some amazing atmosphere and music. Make sure you check them out at siren scape.com. I always use them at my game table. And it adds that little something special to bring your players into the story. Also, please follow us on Twitter @shadowsprophecy and Instagram at shadows underscore of underscore prophecy. And hey, show us some support by becoming one of our fabulous patrons at patreon.com/shadows of prophecy where you can get access to bonus content like handouts, and counter maps, and even adventure guides to run your own horrific campaigns or one-shots. And at the very least, give us a five star review on your podcast platform of choice. This is how we get the word out about our podcast and we love sharing it with you all. Thank you and tune in next time for more tales of debt Read and despair at Shadows of Prophecy