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Tune in to find out how our fight with Gladys pans out ;P
CREDITS
Theme song by LUSQ
Editing by Scrubcast
Music and Sound by Syrinscape
A Special thanks to our fabulous patrons, JayCeeAitch (JCH), Maggie Z., and Chris B.
Transcripts available at: https://shadowsofprophecy.buzzsprout.com/
Welcome back, dear listeners. We are delighted to have you joining us once again for another thrilling episode of Shadows of Prophecy. Brace yourselves for a journey full of magic, adventure and spine-tingling horror as our heroes delve deeper into the truth of their reality and begin to unravel the mysteries surrounding the void. So grab your favorite snack, get cozy and prepare yourselves as we embark on this exciting journey together with us. Today, we have me.
Dan (Wren):hi, I'm dan and I am playing I was totally ready the uh scholar and rogue and human, mostly with a little bit of elf. We're doing great. And president of the newly founded Ex-Dead Ex-Boyfriend Society Ren, because my boyfriend is ex-dead and is now my ex Because I broke up with him.
Kai (Yonce):It was so funny because you had to explain it Every time.
Timothy (DM):Hi there.
Chris (Salvador):My name is Chris. I'm playing the tiefling cleric, who is a caster of storms and blower of horns.
Dan (Wren):Salvador, salt rose, we're all like where is this going?
Russel (Upri):kinky uh I'm playing dude I'm someone, I'm a person and I'm playing uprey Everlyn Armstrong.
Timothy (DM):That's all I have.
Kai (Yonce):Wow, no pressure there. My name is Kai and I am playing the half-elf warlock Yonce Bay. That's my quip. I couldn't think of anything the audience should know that I will never come ready with a quip and that's my quip I couldn't think of, I can't think of anything right. The audience should know that I will never come ready with a quip and that's why you stay at each weight and that's why you love me.
Kai (Yonce):Maybe in the finale, exactly you'll have one, yeah, no, it's their birthday week, so 33, the jesus year get ready to die and come back my venmo is killacrockdrag, if you want to tip me something and this is Shadows of Prophecy a real play D&D podcast featuring something.
Timothy (DM):Something memes go ahead, alright as we immerse ourselves in the shadows of prophecy, be warned for. This tale explores the darkest corners of the human soul and psyche points to the corner don't just point in the corner.
Timothy (DM):I had to look all right where the line between good and evil is blurred and unspeakable horrors linger in every shadow. Our story is not for the faint of heart, for it will not only bring us to mysterious lands, but have us walk down treacherous paths with unforeseen dangers, as our heroes, who are not always virtuous, confront villains who are not always wicked. As the prophecy unfolds and the fate of the world hangs in the balance, only one just may make it through this together as our heroes continue to pull back the veil. Shadows of Prophecy is a Dungeons Dragons actual playcast with violent themes and adult language. Listener, discretion is advised. Hook. Join us today as we enter the shadows of prophecy. Act three, the brink of nothingness, chapter 16 rumblings of change. Dun dun dun. All right, previously on shadows of prophecy, because it's been a month, a cliffhanger. But on dom, the university has collapsed, the city is falling, ah, but of course a time witch arrived to go the day day.
Timothy (DM):How kind of Gladys. The machine and state of the city was reset, leaving the party slightly bewildered and very much confused. However, fearing making things worse and realizing that the powered-down machine did not present further immediate danger, they put a pin in this puzzle and Salvador teleported them back to Daphne's for a little chat, but not before receiving a cryptic invitation from the secret secretary society. After a short lack of history lesson, the party parted ways from Daphne. Side note props to Salvador for remembering that there are multiple moons in this world. An incredibly important not really piece of information about this campaign.
Chris (Salvador):This was related to religions back whenever there were different sex that we were supposed to, to pay attention to different sex.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, man does that mean the tides are all fucked up?
Kai (Yonce):we're also on the ground, so I don't even think we even notice it magic.
Timothy (DM):Uh, yancey went to lay down while salvador and ren went to finally have a heart-to-heart with their neglected partners, and upri definitely went to go lie down as well. She did not In any way whatsoever follow Salvador and run to Cyril's flat at the university, yonce received a lovely visit from the transgressor. A wonderful encore for Sean Coolidge.
Kai (Yonce):Sean Coolidge, sean Connery, jennifer Coolidge.
Dan (Wren):Oh it's the fusion Jennifer Connery Jennifer Connery and Sean Coolidge.
Russel (Upri):Who does? Who does?
Timothy (DM):Will Yonce make a deal? Be on the lookout for a golden mask in the shape of a ram's head at the masquerade if you would like to sign on the dotted line.
Kai (Yonce):I like how that was also a reminder.
Timothy (DM):These are a reminder for all of us.
Timothy (DM):The lovely cigarette. Cyril greeted Ren and Salvador.
Dan (Wren):I forgot, that's what I called them.
Timothy (DM):Greeted Ren and Salvador with midnight mimosas. As Captain armstrong's stealth scapade endured, salvador made some awkward conversation with cyril and desmond, and himself probably, if we're honest. Well, ren had an emotional grieving process muddled with a breakup with Lark Uprie, almost fell to her death, but then she remembered she has wings. So the following day, however, the party met with the Secret Secretary Society to celebrate the accidental fix of the Delve machine and to solidify their alliance. Logistically, the members of the Secret Society Secret Secretary Society are perfect for clandestine diplomacy and should fit in nicely with Akila's Ravens. No, I'm not metagaming for you. The day wrapped up with another broken fourth wall. As the narrator, now named as Ozymander, addressed the audience directly. The divination overwhelmed our oracle as Daphne collapsed and the party jumped into action, alerting Cyril and tending to her health. Finally, we arrived at the arena only to meet face-to-face with the notorious Gladys, a time witch with many combat tricks up her sleeves.
Timothy (DM):Uppery's body was torn apart through time and space, while the others evaded her sleeves. Upris' body was torn apart through time and space, while the others evaded her attacks. As Gladys fell and victory seemed assured, she turned back time, kicking off round two.
Kai (Yonce):I don't like it here.
Timothy (DM):This is timey-wimey bullshit, huzzah.
Kai (Yonce):There's a reason why we didn't go on for a month.
Dan (Wren):We needed to emotionally recover.
Kai (Yonce):See y'all in a month.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, I think that was one of my more unhinged recaps it's very zany. Just get ready. Ah, sister Darling, absolutely, it's very zany. Yeah, just get ready. Ah, sister darling, good, good to see you finally beginning to wake. Who, who am I? Oh, dear sister, I never. Oh, who are you Perplexing Upray?
Timothy (DM):No darling, that's not Ren. No, no, no, no, Merely apart, infinity Closer, infinity closer. Although your name is much more beautiful than this cumbersome tongue. Your name is Ark. Were you listening? Yeah, Pesky. Well, the moment is gone. Now it seems you've ruined it All, right, so you are all in the middle of the arena.
Kai (Yonce):Now, that was your most chaotic introduction.
Timothy (DM):Did I have an?
Dan (Wren):aneurysm just now.
Russel (Upri):I heard my name, I heard your name, I noticed it.
Chris (Salvador):I have no idea what you're talking about.
Timothy (DM):You're all in the arena. We're very serious now.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, we see the glasses sitting on a pillar. Wait, can we?
Russel (Upri):take a hot second to appreciate my note-taking skills. What the fuck is that they're concise.
Chris (Salvador):This is why I went to summer school a lot.
Dan (Wren):These are mine. Oh my God, I would show you my notes but they're written on like 17 different pieces of paper. I just write down things on paper. Whatever paper is on top, I have lots of papers. Oh my God, the witch is up there. Oh my God, yeah, on paper. Whatever paper is on top, I have lots of papers.
Kai (Yonce):Oh my god, the witch is up there. Oh my god.
Timothy (DM):So you are all in this arena fight. You thought you defeated Gladys. Wow, that was really really easy. Turns out she has more tricks up her sleeve. So she disappears for a while, but not to become invisible. No, no, no, no. Gladys is more tricksy than that. She doesn't just become invisible, she leaves this timeline altogether.
Kai (Yonce):Mood.
Timothy (DM):Returning at the top of initiative order, sitting atop a pillar in the center of the arena a pillar is a thick pole everyone a thick, thick pole, as I've learned and people sit on that can't be.
Dan (Wren):Say yeah, let's just say say that can be sat on.
Timothy (DM):She is sitting, her legs crossed, her bustle out to both sides, her skirt hanging over the ledge of the pillar, looking down on the four of you, plus the hunky men and the slod that were summoned Summons. They're not real people, with a smile, a grin pulled long her face, and she winks before snapping her fingers. You see, around you, the ground begins to warble and darken in circles and then smoke begins to pour out of these circles on the ground and they are followed by four forms that begin to emerge. First you see shadowy wings sprout from a hole about 20 feet away from salvador, over on the eastern side of the arena, followed by a great sword, horns ripply abs and a likeness of salvador steps out into the arena shadow, shadowy and dark, surrounded in mist. The next, you see a figure spring out of a hole over on the western side, near Yonce. They do several backflips, a round-off, and stick their landing as they raise two fists A likeness of Yonce.
Kai (Yonce):My brother.
Timothy (DM):This one wearing garb akin to a monk that means their therapy is working, yeah while yours did not, mine did not too real let's keep going. And then you hear a howl, howl, howl, howl as a bestial upree leaps from a hole in the ground in the center of the arena.
Russel (Upri):Oh, she picked a different subclass. Oh, okay.
Timothy (DM):A werewolf-like upree.
Dan (Wren):Upree if she was bit, okay, a werewolf like upree, wow upree, if she was bit by werewolf hunched over in mid transformation wolfree wolfree
Kai (Yonce):and then not puffery, oh no, oh no, I have a funny story about that, but that's during the break.
Russel (Upri):Yes, I'm so excited.
Timothy (DM):Continue.
Timothy (DM):I'm so sorry. The final hole, the final hole, the final hole. Also over on the western end of the arena, smoke billows out, and it isn't until you see a flash of a cape whisk behind a nearby pillar that you realize that the fourth one has already arrived.
Dan (Wren):Oh no, I'm some speedy sly thing that bitch bonus action hit.
Timothy (DM):She sure did.
Kai (Yonce):This is giving Mortal Kombat, where you're just facing the same character with a different skin.
Russel (Upri):I don't think they're true doppelgangers. They're probably alternate timelines of ourselves which is really fucked.
Timothy (DM):I'm gonna have to take some notes to get a body like that yeah, he's real fucking ripped it's weird, you're like wow, salvador also went to therapy in this alternate timeline no, they didn't go to therapy.
Kai (Yonce):They avoided therapy by going to the gym. There you go, yeah, yeah, this Salvador avoided therapy, even going to the gym, yeah there you go.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, yeah, this salvador avoided therapy, even more so than I did.
Dan (Wren):Wow or is this salvador? Where salvador is, depending on whose parent was it? Who's?
Kai (Yonce):his mom yeah his mom was, oh damn my gosh different dead parent.
Timothy (DM):Are we still hive?
Kai (Yonce):mind, oh yeah I'm gonna hide mine.
Timothy (DM):I'm like damn alternate salvador can get it now all four versions of your alternate selves are um shadowy, so they're like not fully realized in this realm, if that makes sense quick, someone get a fan gust of wind just dissipate all right, so I will let I that that is going to be their action arriving on this plane. So that is going to bring us to Ren.
Dan (Wren):How far away am I from the pillar that has me behind it? 20 feet, 20 feet. Can I run sideways so I can see behind the pillar? So I don't want to be near the pillar per se.
Timothy (DM):Oh, yeah, yeah, Give me a perception check.
Dan (Wren):Excuse me, I can't just see it. Am I invisible? Is the other me invisible? The yeah, 15. 15.
Timothy (DM):As you try to sidestep around the pillar, you notice a trail of smoke spiraling around the base of the pillar, but you don't find your doppelganger. It's just keeping up with the side of you.
Russel (Upri):You can just see the little smoke trailing Okay.
Dan (Wren):I would like to. Hmm, hmm, I want to use the. How big are these pillars? I think we specified they were like 10 feet wide, never mind like 10 feet wide, so like enough to be cover, but not enough to like.
Timothy (DM):It would be difficult to get environmental kills off of this gotcha.
Dan (Wren):Okay, I was just hoping to break it down, but that's fine. Um, uh, uh, uh, I would. I guess I will. Um, how far is the other closest one?
Timothy (DM):the other closest one uh salvador. Yeah, shadow, salvador, shadow, um you were. You and salvador were near each other um, so probably in the 40 to 50 foot okay, it's close enough for me to analyze and launch an arrow at.
Dan (Wren):I can't see my it or do that does a?
Timothy (DM):18 hit an 18 will hit.
Dan (Wren):Oh, okay, cool and is sal with sorry no, I'm looking at the wrong ac.
Timothy (DM):An 18 does not hit the salvador Shadow. Salvador. Fuck my drag then.
Dan (Wren):Yeah sorry, it's okay. Well, I missed.
Timothy (DM):That is my turn.
Chris (Salvador):You notice that the blow glances off their shoulder and kind of ricochets.
Timothy (DM):Their material oh.
Russel (Upri):They're material and their armor is their fucking muscles. Flexes a shoulder.
Dan (Wren):Hence the scantily clad Salvador that we see before us Like a loincloth oh my god, I will sit on it.
Timothy (DM):You know the Baldur's Gate outfit. That's just like the little golden tassel and loincloth situation.
Dan (Wren):Yeah.
Kai (Yonce):The Grecian one.
Timothy (DM):It's very much like that For research.
Kai (Yonce):For research.
Dan (Wren):I'll pull it up. Oh my gosh, alright Search. Refer for history. Slut, I'm kidding.
Timothy (DM):I'll pull it up. Yeah, yeah, oh, my gosh. All right, anything else you would like to do with your turn?
Dan (Wren):No there's nothing else.
Timothy (DM):That's it, salvador.
Chris (Salvador):Okay.
Timothy (DM):Where's Gladys in the arena? Oh, she's sitting on the pillar.
Chris (Salvador):The one in the center. Yeah, okay, and this is 200 feet in diameter, the arena.
Timothy (DM):The arena is 200 feet in diameter.
Chris (Salvador):yes, so I still have call lightning up and that's a 120-foot circle.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, I will say that you notice that as she summons everything, there's this golden sphere that formed around her.
Chris (Salvador):She's got an invulnerability, that's nice. Yeah, she's got an invulnerability, oh, that's nice.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, she's basically the equivalent of eating popcorn.
Chris (Salvador):Gotcha, in that case, I'm going to direct the lightning bolt onto Shadow Cell, so I need you to do a dexterity saving throw A dexterity save saving.
Timothy (DM):Throw A dexterity save. Well, that is going to be a 12.
Chris (Salvador):That fails. So you take the brunt of 3d10 lightning damage. So that's 5, 7, only 8. But I'm going to use my channel, divinity, to make that max damage so you take 30 points of lightning damage 30 damage.
Timothy (DM):Wow, okay.
Chris (Salvador):I think that's the last one I have, or maybe the second to last one, and I also have my berserkers, and that's ten of them, damn. So where's?
Timothy (DM):Yonce's. On the other side of the arena.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, I'm going to direct them to Dash over there.
Timothy (DM):I'm going to send Like 150 feet, okay.
Chris (Salvador):And then Upris is which other shadow baddies closest to?
Timothy (DM):Upris would be in the center of the arena at about 75 feet from you. Okay, 75 to 80.
Chris (Salvador):And then Shadowran is Somewhere, gotcha Okay, one could assume, nearby, okay. I'm going to send three of them to shadow yonce, three of them to, uh, shadow upri, and then the remaining four are gonna stay with me. I'm gonna tell them to go to shadow zow. Okay, and what's their speed? They can run 60 feet. No, 30 feet-60?. They can dash 60, yeah.
Timothy (DM):All right, okay, so you said three of them to Shadow Yonce, three of them to Shadow Uppery.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, and then four of them are Shadow Sal.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so three to Shadow. Uppery are almost there, okay.
Chris (Salvador):They're like 15 feet away and that's my turn, alright.
Kai (Yonce):Yonce, I'm going to throw three Eldritch Blast at my Doppelganger. Okay, one is a 27, one is a 22. The other one is a dirty 20. I'm assuming all three hit yes, they do surprising, um. So that's 3d 10s, d10s. Which one?
Timothy (DM):Oh, there they are.
Kai (Yonce):It's been so long, y'all.
Timothy (DM):Okay, give me each damage separately, alright, for reasons.
Kai (Yonce):So one's gonna be a 14. With a d10 plus 4, it's plus 4 to each one of them.
Russel (Upri):I think it's just 1. Yeah, because each one's a different attack. Each one is a different attack.
Kai (Yonce):So one is a 14. One is a 12. And the other is a five. But I'm going to add my maddening hex to the five to make it nine All right Nine.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so they have deflect missiles. Then why do you make me do all that work? Well, they don't necessarily do it automatically, so they are going to roll a d10 for each of those to negate.
Kai (Yonce):Bullshit.
Russel (Upri):That works with Eldritch Blast, I guess.
Timothy (DM):It's a missile, wild it's light.
Dan (Wren):They're shadow creatures. They do what they want.
Kai (Yonce):But light beats darkness. That's what the Bible says.
Chris (Salvador):That's what the Bible says. That's what.
Kai (Yonce):Bayonetta says and Kingdom Hearts.
Timothy (DM):All right. So as your three Eldritch Blasts shoot out them, you see that they start doing their things, their twirls and flips and their I don't know whatever your deflecting skills.
Russel (Upri):Please tell me they pull out a gymnastics ribbon.
Timothy (DM):Gymnastics, key energy bending bullshit that monks do. Um. And you see the eldritch blasts arcs start to curl around them um. You see, they take the force of two of these blasts and almost fully negate them. They do end up hitting their torso in the end, but only after losing significant momentum. The third blast, however, they fully divert back at you.
Kai (Yonce):I take away the maddening hex.
Timothy (DM):Does a? Oh, that's definitely gonna hit uh 24 hit yeah, actually it doesn't what surprisingly no lies. Lies, lies um it hits you for three damage oh um, and they are gonna take a total of six or twelve.
Kai (Yonce):Perfect, that was some bullshit, but perfect and they are going to take a total of six or 12. Perfect, that was some bullshit but perfect yeah. Slatholomew go get them, Since my slad is next.
Timothy (DM):All right, your slad charges at them, make your attacks.
Kai (Yonce):Um, hold on. I got to pull up the thingamabob. Oh, there's only you'm gonna use claws. So, um, does a 18 hit? Yes, perfect, um, so that's 1d10 plus 3, plus my spell level slashing damage.
Timothy (DM):Which I don't know what that is.
Kai (Yonce):Actually it's 8. Wait your level? Yeah, it's plus 8. Plus 8. Plus spell attack Is that my spell level?
Dan (Wren):Oh, spell level, I thought you said your level all right.
Kai (Yonce):So that's six plus math um. Six plus three is nine plus eight is seventeen seventeen yes, all right, gorgeous.
Timothy (DM):Um, and that's a slashing yes, awesome. So they slash through the monk that has just finished doing all of this gymnastic bullshit. Um, and that brings us to upri, unless you have any bonus actions or anything else.
Kai (Yonce):Nope, I'm done.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, upri. Hey, where am I? Am I in the middle, near?
Dan (Wren):other Upri Near the middle, near the other Upri Upri.
Timothy (DM):How far?
Russel (Upri):am I from everyone else in the party?
Timothy (DM):Basically, Ren and Sel are like 65-60 to 70 feet away in one direction and the same is for yance in the other direction okay, so I'm not doing that.
Russel (Upri):How far away am I from upbury?
Russel (Upri):uh 20 feet they all summon 20 feet away from you originally oh, okay, I'm gonna go slap the fuck out of her. So I'm just going to run at Wolfrey. I don't think I'm raging, so I will rage as soon as I get within melee of her. Gosh, at this point, there's so many features it's so hard to find things. Yeah, at this point, there's so many features it's so hard to find things. Yeah, oh, each creature of my choice within 30 feet of me must succeed on a constitution saving. Throw or take 1d12. Necrotic damage. As a bunch of shadowy tendrils shoot out of the ground and slap them, I literally slapped her. Uh, the spell save dc is what's eight plus nine 17 that's what it is all right.
Timothy (DM):Uh, wolfrey rolled a 15, so failed all right.
Russel (Upri):So she is gonna take uh, 10 necrotic damage, 10 necrotic damage that 10 necrotic damage. That slaps her, and then I gain 1d12 temp hit points, ooh, 10. Dia is loaded. We love that.
Timothy (DM):What is it doing? What's it doing, oh?
Russel (Upri):he's taking on Timber Boomer.
Timothy (DM):That changes, okay, and then I'm a boomer, chaos, magic.
Russel (Upri):Okay, and then I'm going to. Reckless Attack, corrupt Tree. Okay, that's an 8, but turns into a 19. No, just kidding, turns into a 21.
Kai (Yonce):You really don't know how to do math. Yeah, math is hard today but it's working out.
Russel (Upri):We're getting there that is gonna hit, though. So that's 8 plus 7 plus 3, which is 8 plus 10 18 slashing damage on the first hit. Alright that'll do some damage some, that is a 28 for the second hit 28 also hits, and that is 11 plus 3.
Timothy (DM):14 slashing damage.
Timothy (DM):Alright.
Russel (Upri):And then Upper's gonna go. Your fit is incredible. Does she say anything, ben?
Timothy (DM):She is like transforming, so it's like the skin is splitting off of her and the fur is breaking out. Take back what I said, and she is just grunting and growling.
Russel (Upri):Ew.
Timothy (DM):I don't like that.
Russel (Upri):That's my turn.
Timothy (DM):No, she does not say anything to you. Oh, alright, it's their turn.
Russel (Upri):Oh, thankfully I'm gone.
Timothy (DM):So we're going to go in the order that you all went in terms of how they attack. So our Shadow Ren is the first to go. You're lucky that I already canonically made their first turn in combat. Just their arrival because they have assassinate. But I already shot myself in the foot there, so alright, alright, you are. I already shot myself in the foot there, so, all right, you are going to see them from behind the pillar charge at you with two short swords.
Dan (Wren):Why is it just me?
Timothy (DM):And so they are going to make two attacks on you. Oh wow, way to die. I swear um does a 17 hit.
Dan (Wren):No, I got my shield out.
Timothy (DM):Alright. They miss both of their attacks and they are now in melee with you, right up against you. They slam their swords into your shield and they make this most intense eye contact with you. You see, their face is scarred and grizzled, their jaw is square and you can tell that the timeline they're from Ren has had a bit of a different life, a little bit harder.
Dan (Wren):Well, that's rude.
Timothy (DM):All right Salvador.
Timothy (DM):Sexy demon Sal. I hope you love.
Timothy (DM):I hope you love clerics, uh, because they are going to place their hands together and you see this beam of light shoot down from the sky and this radiant energy ripples out from them. All of the damage that you had dealt to them seems to dissipate from their skin Again. It's this smooth, flawless complexion.
Chris (Salvador):How does he look so good?
Timothy (DM):Retinal.
Russel (Upri):You need to leave what I'm kidding. And he did leave, oh.
Timothy (DM):I believe that it's their shirt.
Chris (Salvador):I was gonna say, because they were only 20 feet away, my barbarian, my berserkers would have done an attack on them. So I guess that is nullified, because they would have healed it anyway. I forgot about the berserkers already, because I'd send four berserkers to go to shadow sal, but since he's only 20 feet away, they would have gotten there.
Timothy (DM):Oh, you said Shadow Sal.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, oh, did you hear?
Timothy (DM):I thought, you said Upray.
Chris (Salvador):I sent three to Upray yeah.
Timothy (DM):Three to.
Chris (Salvador):Upray three to Yonce, four to Yonce I have ten.
Timothy (DM):There's ten of them, yeah, oh my god, okay, four.
Timothy (DM):So they would have been able to make an attack on them as well.
Chris (Salvador):So they would have been able to make an attack on them as well, Although I imagine if it did enough healing it wouldn't matter.
Timothy (DM):They did 30 healing, which is exactly how much damage you did.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah.
Timothy (DM):Okay.
Chris (Salvador):So do those berserker attacks. One of them is a 21 to hit That'll do it, and 17, which I think fails. 17 fails. So one of them was able to land a hit. The other ones were pretty bad, but oh my god, I rolled a 1 on a d12, so he does 6 points of damage.
Dan (Wren):Or 4 points of damage.
Timothy (DM):It's something yeah.
Russel (Upri):It's a flesh wound, Truly man.
Timothy (DM):I'm. It's a flesh wound, truly.
Chris (Salvador):Man, I'm not having a good time.
Timothy (DM):All right, that is going to bring us to Assassin Monk Yonce. Assassin Monk yes.
Kai (Yonce):Yeah, I use nothing.
Russel (Upri):Wait, alternate Yonce multiclassed too.
Timothy (DM):As well.
Kai (Yonce):I'm hearing yes alternate Yonce, multiclassed too, is what I'm hearing.
Timothy (DM):Yes.
Kai (Yonce):I was multiclassed and then I couldn't handle it, so I wasn't anymore.
Timothy (DM):So they are going to ignore your slad and they are going to charge at you closing the distance.
Kai (Yonce):Yonce, as I do that, I'm like, please think about what you're about to do. You're me, I'm you sister, sister, sister sister.
Timothy (DM):I got my own mind your slad can make an opportunity attack it can? Yes, it can what can it do? Do its claw attack regular melee attack?
Kai (Yonce):I will do that. Oh, do I just roll for damage for that one? No, roll your d20, do its claw, attack Just its regular melee attack.
Timothy (DM):I will do that. Oh, do I just roll for damage for that one? No, roll your d20. Your regular attack.
Kai (Yonce):So that's going to be a 22.
Timothy (DM):A 22 will hit, so now roll for damage.
Kai (Yonce):I should probably say it's out loud. So that's 6 plus 3 is nine plus eight is 17. Slashing damage, all right.
Timothy (DM):As it does. A big slash on Yonce's back, gorgeous. You see them falter slightly as the slad slices across their back, but they continue to charge at you closing that distance quickly. Their back, but they continue to charge at you closing that distance quickly. And as they approach, you see, similar to the expression that ren encountered, this angry, hardened look why are you so mad?
Kai (Yonce):let's sit and talk about it, yonsei.
Timothy (DM):Their pecs are giant, their muscles are rippling and they begin to draw back their fists to slam into you. They are going to make two attacks, okay, so 21 hit.
Timothy (DM):You know the answer yes, it does okay so both punches are going to land on you. Um, it's not the face, just oh, they go straight for the face oh, that's even worse for the face. They are an asshole. They are trying to keep you like, keep the distance closed, keep you under pressure. The first damage dice is a 10 bludgeoning and then the second is 4 bludgeoning and you need to make two consecutive dexterity saving throws.
Kai (Yonce):Um, no, okay, hold on Two. You said Yep, so one is a 21.
Timothy (DM):Okay that passes the other is a seven.
Kai (Yonce):Okay, that passes.
Timothy (DM):The other is a 7. Okay, that fails. So in the second punch they knock you square in the jaw and send you flying into the ground. You brush into the dirt and they continue to close that distance on you. They're like looming over you, gorgeous.
Kai (Yonce):That hurt, charlie. Why'd you do that, charlie? Charlie, that hurt All right.
Timothy (DM):The werewolf transformation completes as this bestial form of Uppree turns its beady black eyes on the Uppree that's playing. I don't know how else to say that our upree, I'm always playing um, and they who gorgeous uh are gonna make, they're just gonna make three attacks in you. They're really easy. Three yeah, um yeah. So does 15 hit? No, it does not.
Russel (Upri):No.
Timothy (DM):Does a 19 hit? Yeah, okay so it'll be one attack hits and then the third one will miss. So it is one with its bite, two with its claws. So two claws I'm going to roll damage. Eleven slashing damage.
Timothy (DM):Oh, sorry, that was rude.
Russel (Upri):That's halved to five, so that doesn't even break down my ten pit points. So she kind of just hits like a weird, like muddy barrier, like wow, am I the only one who didn't get a glow up?
Timothy (DM):in my other world. Damn gorgeous. Um. What is fun about this step block is this is the one that has legendary action.
Timothy (DM):Whoa.
Timothy (DM):Mind me about that. So, seeing that you're going to be a little bit of a challenge for them, they are going to let out a howl, howl.
Kai (Yonce):Howl, Howl. This is worse than the yeehaw. I mean not the yeehaw, the sui. There we go.
Timothy (DM):And you see from the shadows.
Russel (Upri):I'm about to get mauled by wolves.
Chris (Salvador):You think you're about to get mauled by shadows. It haunts me in every game I play now.
Timothy (DM):Okay, you need to make a wisdom saving throw.
Russel (Upri):Work, slay, slay. Work Plus one.
Timothy (DM):You need to make a wisdom saving throw.
Russel (Upri):Eighteen Nice.
Timothy (DM):You will pass, so you will not be frightened.
Kai (Yonce):However um, I'm sorry, oh scary sorry, I'm done.
Timothy (DM):You will see from the shadows um three werewolves and four dire wolves spring from behind the columns nearby and just surround you as their pack has arrived. I think that's a turn.
Dan (Wren):So that brings us to Ren, alright, I'm going to shift my analysis to me. Yep, and All right, I'm going to shift my analysis to me. Yeah, and stab it with my sword, all right. Stab me with my sword, make an attack. Oh, does a 15 hit A 15?
Timothy (DM):does not hit. I fucked up. You glance a blow off their studded leather armor.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, that's all I can do. Gorgeous.
Timothy (DM):Salvador Okay.
Chris (Salvador):So I have the four berserkers. I named them all so I can keep track of when they get hit. So I tell Anton, bradley, carter and Darnell to attack Shadow Cell and I'm also going to do another call down of lightning on them. All right.
Dan (Wren):Does that hurt your guys around him? I'm going to do another call down of lightning on him. Does that hurt your guys around him?
Chris (Salvador):I'm going to do it. So they're all on one side. I can pick a point. I don't necessarily have to pick. Shadow Cell. So that's another 17. That doesn't work, man they. I'm guessing his AC is like 18 or 19. So none of my berserkers hit, but I need him to do another DC saving throw.
Kai (Yonce):Wait, what's the name of all 10 of them? You'll find out.
Timothy (DM):The saving throw is going to fail.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, so that's a 6 plus 10 plus 9. Okay, so that's 25 points of lightning damage. That's a good roll, 25?.
Timothy (DM):Yeah.
Timothy (DM):And the other Berserkersers you said one of them was close to upray or the other one's going to reach yonce in this turn if they run rather than dash uh with.
Chris (Salvador):I think we said yonce was about 150 feet okay, so yonce's I think they'd have to dash a second turn yonce's trio will dash and then I'm guessing uprays are right on the scene.
Russel (Upri):Help, there's 20. Okay 20? 20 werewolves? I don't know, I can't count.
Timothy (DM):There's a lot. There are 7 total. I was close.
Timothy (DM):You round up twice.
Chris (Salvador):Elliot, francois and Guy to attack the regular. Elliot, francois and Guy to attack the regular.
Timothy (DM):Elliot, francois and Guy yeah.
Chris (Salvador):Oh my gosh. I'm rolling garbage today the maximum is a 13. Does a 13 hit the baby wolves?
Timothy (DM):A 13 hit the baby wolves.
Dan (Wren):The dire wolves Also. Aka the dire wolves.
Timothy (DM):They're, they're like, uh, babies to you now. Yeah they're smaller than the big ones. Um, the dire wolves are definitely going to. Is it 13? Yeah, 13.
Chris (Salvador):Not be hit. Okay, well, they're in. They're here for moral support, upray.
Russel (Upri):And cannon fodder.
Chris (Salvador):Distractions. Yeah, I'll take the distractions, but yeah, that'll be my turn and I hide behind a pillar.
Timothy (DM):Alright, and the berserkers already went. So, yonce, Alright, you are prone, you can use half your movement to stand up.
Kai (Yonce):But what will I do with my other movement? Okay, I'm going to use half my moon to get up. I'm gonna be like, hey wait, let me get up for just one second. Hold it.
Russel (Upri):Pause time out slowly gets on one knee, pulls out a box.
Kai (Yonce):I'm like oh my knees are not what they used to be I, I, I asked I helped. I asked them to help me get up and they obliged. Thank you, such a gentleman. And then, see, I want to use my Elder's Blast, but they'll just project off of them.
Timothy (DM):You would also roll with disadvantage because you are in melee distance with them.
Kai (Yonce):Why that means it's closer.
Chris (Salvador):It's like trying to shoot somebody with an arrow when they're five feet away. Yeah, it's closer, but they like trying to shoot somebody with an arrow when they're five feet away. Yeah, it's closer, but they can swat it out of your hand, but it's closer.
Timothy (DM):You know what Potato tomato you could run away? I'm just going to use poison spray, but you would get an opportunity to Poison spray okay, and they need to make a con save. A con, save Gorgeous. They are going to get a 19 plus 2, 21. Wow, I rolled good. These characters are strong. Sorry, I rolled good. They're you.
Dan (Wren):Like I said, they're strong, they're strong.
Russel (Upri):I mean mine's okay.
Kai (Yonce):And with that I'm going to be gonna be like slatty, go get them and they, since I can't do anything.
Timothy (DM):So now it's my slad's turn.
Kai (Yonce):Slad chases after them yeah, and they use claws. They also gain. They gain five hit points, but they're at full health and they have advantage because they're pincering. Oh yeah, because now you'll have advantage on their attack Because they're pincering oh yeah, because now you'll have advantage. Perfect, because that was.
Dan (Wren):I rolled a two for that first one.
Kai (Yonce):So, so 27?.
Timothy (DM):A 27 will do it.
Kai (Yonce):So I rolled a five, so that's plus three is eight, plus eight again is 16, slashing damage damn, the sled is doing work I know, because I'm not sadly no, no this is a bad pairing for you exactly who. Wow, I'm damaging for myself.
Timothy (DM):Wow watch next session. You're gonna come back and be like, so I respect exactly.
Kai (Yonce):I'm no longer a warlock.
Timothy (DM):That's not how dnd works, but I'm like live a little, just live a little all right, I end my slats turn up right I'm gonna womp other Upright.
Chris (Salvador):And you got advantage, because now you got the Berserkers in you oh. At least on the wolves.
Russel (Upri):Oh, I think I'm gonna focus on Upright because maybe it's concentration.
Dan (Wren):Oh, oh, that's a coin.
Russel (Upri):Duh, fuck, that is a 15.
Timothy (DM):That is not gonna do it, sorry.
Russel (Upri):Followed by an 18.
Timothy (DM):An 18 will do it though, yeah 14 slashing damage 14 slashing Okay.
Russel (Upri):And that's all I get.
Timothy (DM):You slash them. With what do you slash? Wait what's my giant amber great sword that I can summon no, because so it's not bludgeoning, that's right, I, I'm gonna have to get used to that, uh, mentally. Um. So you slash into them and they seem like they don't even wince, like their pain. Tolerance is high.
Russel (Upri):I feel, insulted.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, you got a lot of hit points to get through.
Russel (Upri):Does she also have 137?
Chris (Salvador):These are us.
Kai (Yonce):It's like the Psycho Rangers.
Russel (Upri):Oh, because it's better, that's fine. I'll do more damage anyway.
Kai (Yonce):I like my reference, all right.
Timothy (DM):Back to the top of the order with our Shadow Ren, and you are now just going to be going at it, clashing swords. It's going to be a pretty straightforward combat.
Dan (Wren):Good old-fashioned sword fight, just an old-fashioned sword fight, just an old-fashioned sword fight With yourself Oof All right.
Timothy (DM):Must be nice, so you make two more attacks on you a 20 and a uh what 21 to hit. Ac is 20. Wow, all right, so they will hit.
Dan (Wren):This ain't good y'all.
Timothy (DM):One, two, six.
Russel (Upri):You, this ain't good, y'all 1d6.
Timothy (DM):You get a lot of health though, right 80 9 piercing damage make a con save 7 piercing damage and make another con save, so 2 con saves so the first con save is a dirty 20 second con save is a 17.
Dan (Wren):That also passes.
Timothy (DM):So you feel the burn on the lacerations on your arm.
Russel (Upri):They have poison on their blade.
Dan (Wren):I would like to uncanny dodge the first one to reduce that to 4.
Timothy (DM):Okay.
Dan (Wren):So it was 4, and what was the other one?
Timothy (DM):7. I believe my memory is awful, everyone especially with numbers and names all right, so that is their turn. And now we go to. Shadow Salvador, shadow Salvador is going to, instead of just continuously healing themselves, because that would be boring.
Chris (Salvador):Use up a spell slot.
Russel (Upri):I don't care, but smart.
Timothy (DM):Did you just egg me?
Chris (Salvador):on to use a spell slot for healing oh, they don't use the spell. Okay, that's a free thing, uh are they a life?
Russel (Upri):cleric oh my god are they a bro life cleric? They're like, yeah, they got the lifeguard jack, oh my god wings too.
Timothy (DM):They have wings, they have wings, yeah okay, I just want to look up a spell real quick to see if this is worth it. Was it Wish? Yes, they just cast Wish and they're like I wish you all died.
Chris (Salvador):I wish I wasn't here. I wish I was back on the beach Gorgeous.
Timothy (DM):I wish I was.
Russel (Upri):How did you know it was Flamestrike? I took a guess.
Timothy (DM):Oh my gosh, yes, it's a pretty classic I'm just going to use their Flamestrike. Okay, canonically, he should probably know that you have resistance to fire.
Chris (Salvador):Resistance to fire yeah.
Timothy (DM):But it's fun. There's radiant in there too it's mixed. What kind of weapon does he have? He just has an angelic weapon.
Chris (Salvador):He's an angel and I'm a demon. Great sword.
Timothy (DM):Yes, he does have a great. Oh, yes, it's a great sword. Yes, I'm really good at reading stuff y'all. He has a great sword that he draws against his hand and it lights a flame, and then he is going to raise that above his head and try to hit you?
Timothy (DM):Oh no, You're away.
Timothy (DM):So he's just gonna go at your, he's gonna try to cleave through these berserkers.
Russel (Upri):Oh, no Felipe. There's no Felipe.
Timothy (DM):I dropped a d20, so I'm gonna use another one.
Timothy (DM):That was close. Does a 25 hit. Their ACs are all 13.
Chris (Salvador):20 so I'm gonna use another one that was close. Uh does a 25 hit.
Timothy (DM):Their ac's are all 13 all right, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Kai (Yonce):So 25 will definitely hit, but can you cleave through?
Timothy (DM):them all.
Dan (Wren):Let's see because Do you need more dice? I rolled a lot of ones, that's good, I mean yay 8 to 5 is 15 slashing damage plus.
Timothy (DM):Oh gosh.
Timothy (DM):Do they?
Chris (Salvador):have resistances to certain damage.
Timothy (DM):I'm going to just use his 22 radiant damage.
Timothy (DM):So he had what did I say? 15 slashing damage, 22 radiant damage plus. Never mind, I don't know how Flamestrike works. I thought it was a sword thing.
Russel (Upri):We just made our sword firing fun.
Timothy (DM):So that's just it. That's just. It's the Slashing damage and 22 radiant damage.
Chris (Salvador):So they do 35 to everyone, or just one.
Timothy (DM):Just the one. I don't know how much health your berserkers have.
Chris (Salvador):He's still up. Holy fuck Anton's living.
Timothy (DM):So, yeah, he did not even make it through one of them. Great, that brings us to Shadow Yonce Punchy punchy. Yeah, Shadow Yonce punchy punchy punch. Two more attacks.
Kai (Yonce):Do your worst.
Timothy (DM):I'm glad that I gave myself some easier stat blocks to work with. To do this, I dodge Quick time event A 15 and a 16. Neither hit. Neither hit, Whoa fuck.
Kai (Yonce):You punch like a little bitch, you should punch him back and then I'm like I'm sorry, that was very damaging to your self-confidence and your self-worth.
Russel (Upri):You just hear from the other side of the room. Yeah, you tell him. Yeah, they're not. You just hear from the other side of the room. Yeah, you tell them ya they're not.
Timothy (DM):You see that they are talking, but no sound is coming out oh, they're in another dimension, they're not actually really here here projections are we projected in the other universe? I just picture like fish mouths wouldn't that be such a fucking move?
Russel (Upri):that.
Timothy (DM):Gladys is just like you know what fight each other.
Timothy (DM):She's in the same situation in another universe that we all expect, because it's other.
Dan (Wren):Gladys.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, that's exactly what's fucking happening, yay. Time travels a lot Gorgeous Elfa, werewolf, upri and pack and pack, pack wolfry and friends um all right. So they're gonna ignore the berserkers because their main target is you? Oh god, they're copying my tactics um, so fuck, I need so many, dice do you need to borrow. No, I have lots of d20s, which is um good, uh, the highest was a 15 plus seven does 22 hit yes okay, that's the only one that hits out of upraise attacks.
Timothy (DM):Um, that was the first one, so bite is going to be nine piercing damage. Make a constitution saving.
Russel (Upri):Throw. This bitch bites me.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, make a constitution saving throw.
Russel (Upri):Cool Plus nine 21.
Timothy (DM):Okay, cool, cool, cool, you don't become cursed with lycanthropy.
Russel (Upri):Wait, do I want that? No, a plant werewolf.
Timothy (DM):That could be kind of cool werewolf. Yes, oh my gosh, that would be amazing the way I thought that was something else.
Kai (Yonce):Like I thought it was a disease, but okay, like leprechaun wait, how much damage did I take?
Timothy (DM):everything needs to be with advantage, because you're fucking surrounded pack tactics.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, yeah, so.
Timothy (DM):I need to roll two more dice.
Russel (Upri):How much damage was that one though?
Timothy (DM):Actually three more Did I roll, damage Nine.
Russel (Upri):Nine, okay, so four.
Timothy (DM):Unless I roll an atlant.
Russel (Upri):Still not out of my attempt hit points Okay so. Oh wait, I'm going to use reaction after the first hit 19 was the highest.
Timothy (DM):I rolled on that too, so okay, so with advantage, they still don't um, okay, cool, cool, cool. You said 19, my ac's only 17 oh okay, so another one is going to land on you. Why are you telling yourself piercing damage well before?
Russel (Upri):before that happens, I'm doing unstable backlash which I re-roll. My wild surge okay, uh and I? I got a five.
Dan (Wren):More tentacles Gorgeous.
Russel (Upri):Which is perfect, because now, whenever a creature hits me with an attack before my rage ends, that creature takes 1d6 force damage as the magic lashes back at them. Okay so they take from the first hit six force damage. Wow, Six okay.
Timothy (DM):Gorgeous. They're like kind of being whittled down. All right, so let's do all of these attacks. I have seven to do with advantage.
Timothy (DM):Hey, 18 plus five is 22, so that one's going to hit. So we've got 1 hit 17 plus 5 will also hit. 2 will hit 19,. That will hit 14 plus 5 is 19, that will also hit. 18 will hit. My god, 22 will hit. Are you in a rage? Okay, 24 will hit. These are strong, these two dice. I'm gonna have to put these in jail because um 21 will also hit. So you are actually going to get fucking mauled. That's the technical term for what is about to happen.
Timothy (DM):You're going to get fucking mauled Cool by seven, dire wolf slash, werewolves, wolfie people Wolfs.
Kai (Yonce):Okay.
Timothy (DM):So I'm just going to take the averages so I don't have to roll more dice. So that's going to be 40 piercing damage. Nope, 30 piercing damage from the dire wolves.
Russel (Upri):So let's have to 15.
Timothy (DM):And then your oh, the werewolves make more attacks because they have multi-attack.
Russel (Upri):So I'll do that. Hold on. Let me do my backlash on the werewolves. One of them takes six force damage Gorgeous. Then four force damage.
Timothy (DM):And then two force damage Okay, cool, okay, that one's going to miss. I switched out my my dice, so you're welcome. Those are also gonna miss, those will hit. So we're up to five werewolf attacks. And then we'll hit six werewolf attacks. So six werewolf attacks will be. Four of them will be bites, so 24 piercing damage, up to 12, and then each of them will be bites, so 24 piercing damage.
Russel (Upri):Up to 12, and then each of them gets those six attacks.
Timothy (DM):So that would be the four bite, and then claw would be 14 slashing damage.
Russel (Upri):Okay, but every single time they attack, including multi-attack, they take a backlash.
Dan (Wren):So I'm going to roll two-attack. They take a backlash.
Russel (Upri):So six attacks okay, so.
Timothy (DM):I'm going to roll two for each, because there's three, four of them. There's four of them.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, two of them hit twice. Two of them hit twice. Okay, so just one more. Each One force damage on the first one, one force damage on both of them, that's it oh, what were all of them?
Timothy (DM):there's four that attacked you. Two hit twice for the werewolves. Your previous rolls were for the direwolves.
Russel (Upri):There's a lot of wolves okay roll four more times okay, four, four and three and five. You pick where they go. There's a lot of wolves. Okay, roll four more times. Okay, four, four and three and five.
Timothy (DM):You pick where they go.
Timothy (DM):Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. Are you taking a lot of damage, putting a lot of damage? This is chaos.
Russel (Upri):This is like there are like growls and yelps and howls, I kind of picture picture every time there's a slash. You just hear a gunshot explosion as a pulse of energy shoots out and cuts them, and you're just throwing them off and slashing. Just echoing off of the stands.
Timothy (DM):Oh right, everybody's watching, this is a show. Oh yeah, this is a show.
Timothy (DM):The audience is having a fucking ball.
Chris (Salvador):They don't normally make it to this uh round of the fight this is planned.
Timothy (DM):This um well, no well it doesn't last usually gladys takes people out like pretty.
Timothy (DM):First turn.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, right off the bat. She. You're the strongest combatants that she's fought in a very long time yeah, we are um, and that will close out the uh enemies turns. So we are going to go on a short break, um, before we come back, for y'all to go turn three, turn three how much else do you have?
Dan (Wren):I mean I'm doing okay, I have 70 something so we will be right back oh no, put on our 10 minute timer I'm gonna die
Timothy (DM):um all right. So we just had all of our shadow selves go it is our turn. Huzzah, huzzah, ren, you're up.
Dan (Wren):Yes, so I would like to start by meld forming it.
Kai (Yonce):Oh no.
Russel (Upri):Oh no. Is this what you want to do? Yes, it is what I want to do. You're going to actually become your grandfather, or something.
Dan (Wren):It gives me advantage and I need it.
Chris (Salvador):I'm fighting by myself. I need it. I'm going to send over some guys. Well, here we are. Yeah.
Timothy (DM):That's a gang bang. Can I have you roll a d20 and tell me the result? Yes, 18.
Russel (Upri):All right me. The result yes, 18, all right I don't know which one I am anymore.
Timothy (DM):Maybe you just gain some features that'd be fucking wild um because you get memories currently have dashed and disengage as bonus action. Yes, because I am.
Dan (Wren):I am fifth level rogue yeah, um, do you have an evasion? Yes, uh, no, because I get it next level or the level after, something like that. I'm going to get it in the next couple of levels.
Timothy (DM):You are going to get it because you're going to pick up the rogue. Yeah, do you have assassinate?
Dan (Wren):Yes, I am an assassin, I'm a doctor assassin Do you have? Multi-attack? No, I don't have multi-attack.
Kai (Yonce):You're asking a lot of questions.
Russel (Upri):What kind of rogue is the multi-attack? What kind of rogue are you playing over there? Tell us your build.
Timothy (DM):It's like a cross with a fighter, I guess.
Chris (Salvador):I don't fucking know.
Timothy (DM):This is probably going to be really dangerous for me to give you it would backfire immensely. Yeah, I'm sure, but yeah you're going to get the multi-attack, however you, yeah, I'm sure, um, but yeah, you're gonna get the, the multi-attack.
Dan (Wren):However, you do have to like, recall it.
Timothy (DM):In order to like right, I have to have it active use your action thing, whatever it's called, your recall form or uh, remember something like that yeah memory it's on one of these papers. So, yeah, you have multi-attack, so you you're going to gain that. So basically, you're picking up his speed.
Kai (Yonce):Because I was so slow.
Timothy (DM):I had you roll the d20, because I wanted to decide whether or not you were going to regain something that you might have lost.
Russel (Upri):Oh, oh, rip, this one likes to you know, you know.
Kai (Yonce):Your cardinal desires.
Dan (Wren):So I just get multi-attack. Yeah, so that's a second attack, right? Yeah, multi-attack, that'll do me well.
Timothy (DM):That will do you really fucking well. It has to be attack. It's not an extra action, it's an attack.
Dan (Wren):Yes.
Timothy (DM):Just to make sure that we're all on the same page there, yep.
Dan (Wren):Well, I get shadowy. Do I get like little tendrils of shadows starting to fall off of me, or do I just look normal? You look normal, okay they're shadowy because they are phasing from another reality gotcha uh well, the vine that was attached to me and the uh oh, speaking of which I have to drop that. That form drops, which means I have to make a oh my gosh, so many things.
Timothy (DM):I have to make a constitution saving throw which I passed.
Dan (Wren):So the vine or root that was attached to my dust just pops off and my skin goes back to normal. I am no longer tree-ren. I get barky skin to normal. I am no longer tree Ren, I get barky skin. I Tren no. Longer.
Timothy (DM):Tren. I'm just regular Ren, but I can attack multiple times.
Dan (Wren):Yes, but then I would like to call on my Balenciaga sword, as a bonus action, to make an attack. Do the voice line? No, it's already out. Oh, so I just like have to.
Kai (Yonce):I just like bonus action tell it what to do Since last session.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, it's been out for two months.
Timothy (DM):He's been out for two months.
Dan (Wren):But now I attack with advantage, because I've analyzed it right, there's a bug.
Kai (Yonce):There's a bug here, it's okay, keep going.
Timothy (DM):What kind of bug? Stink bug oh.
Timothy (DM):Oh well, don't touch it then. Well, it's on the ground now somewhere. We want the room to smell like coffee, not stank.
Timothy (DM):I kind of like a little bit of stank.
Kai (Yonce):But anyways.
Timothy (DM):Oh it's a nat 20.
Dan (Wren):Oh fuck so that is, you haven't hit them yet. No, I haven't. But that's a good one, because I get to put my sneak attack on it, because I rolled with advantage.
Kai (Yonce):Did you analyze?
Timothy (DM):I did analyze it which means that doesn't mean anything.
Dan (Wren):The crit. Actually, here's that dice, and then I rolled Roll, roll roll. Okay, so the base damage. Am I missing any dice? No, is. Am I missing any, Josh? No Is 8, 10, 11 plus plus 19 30 plus 11. It's 41 damage.
Russel (Upri):One shots it. Wow, my flying rapier just stabs it and you just gave that multi-attack.
Dan (Wren):Well, I can only do, I can only do my sneak attack damage once per round.
Timothy (DM):So, like a massive death, just like happened to be the crit your balenciaga gets spinning, spinning, spinning, and then you go and just guts I like to think that it was like blood just starts pouring out of their side.
Dan (Wren):Well, I like to think it's like where Gladys was initially, and so it just like flies across the map.
Timothy (DM):Sniped, exactly Sniped, for fucking sure.
Dan (Wren):And that's my turn.
Timothy (DM):Wow, that was a lot of stuff that just happened on your turn, so it's my turn. Wow, that was a lot of stuff that just happened on your turn, so it's Salvador's.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, I'm going to tell Carter and Dimitri to go to leave.
Timothy (DM):I haven't written any of these names down. I'm keeping track of them, so, as long as you keep track of them.
Chris (Salvador):So I'm going to send them to Ghost of Stren and I'm going to have Anton and Bradley attack and I realize now that they should have had advantage because they're flanking, flanking, yeah.
Timothy (DM):So now they have advantage.
Chris (Salvador):So one of them was a dirty 20.
Kai (Yonce):Yes.
Timothy (DM):And the other one was a 24.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, both of those will hit Okay. So that's going to be a total of eight plus six is 14 points of slashing damage, 14 points slashing yep, and then I'm gonna use my action to cast another call lightning on him.
Timothy (DM):So he has to do another dexterity savings row hopefully, uh, this one is going to be a 16 plus 5 is a 21 so he takes half.
Chris (Salvador):So he'll take half of 17, which is 8, 8 points of lightning damage, for I'm monitoring Gladys because I'm still behind the pillar how much popcorn has she eaten?
Kai (Yonce):are you on the pill like this?
Chris (Salvador):yeah, I peek out like Scooby Doo version. She's just sitting there in her little golden are you?
Timothy (DM):are you on the pill like this? Yeah, I peek out like scooby-doo version. She's just sitting there in a little golden sphere watching it's like she's in a lounging chair and she swallows to each person she's the rupaul, the golden sphere has a built-in lounger.
Dan (Wren):She puts her feet up in the sphere just like yeah, exactly.
Timothy (DM):Um, that's the vibe you call lightning. It blasts down from the heavens, striking down the shadowy Salvador, nice. You see he disintegrates into a pile of ash.
Chris (Salvador):RIP. He was so hot.
Kai (Yonce):This seemed too easy. We've been going at it for an hour. This has not been easy.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, I know, I know it's in game.
Dan (Wren):It's like three, 18 seconds, three rounds, it's been 18 seconds.
Timothy (DM):It's been 18 seconds. Um, great yeah, high level of play in dnd is a lot to manage.
Chris (Salvador):Oh yeah, um, if anybody was wondering, wondering that brings us to the berserkers go they had already attacked and two of them had left the guys, so they use their action to dash. Oh yeah, they have to attack now too so Trio Elliot, francois and Guy are they attacking? They're attacking the wolves, dire wolves or the wolves, okay dire wolves or werewolves the werewolves. So elliot fails, francois hits one werewolf and then the other one got an 18 that will hit.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so they both hit. They have an ac, ac of 12.
Chris (Salvador):Francois and Guy do. Oh my god, hey Guy, yeah, gear Guy. So it's a total of nine points of slashing damage on one of the werewolves.
Timothy (DM):All right.
Chris (Salvador):And then Yonce's trio, whose names are Henri, jules and Kelsey. They're going to attack.
Kai (Yonce):Ooh they can. I'm not going gonna say what I was about to say a lot what I was gonna say they could. That sounds hot, they could run a train on me fewer discretion is advised oh, but they're all men.
Dan (Wren):I mean even better.
Chris (Salvador):I know, but the way that I spell their names.
Timothy (DM):They're oh, we decided All right.
Kai (Yonce):The comment of running a train still works.
Timothy (DM):Salvador is just trying to surround himself with a gaggle of guys.
Dan (Wren):That's hey, these are the three drag queen girl group yeah, but.
Russel (Upri):Where's the?
Chris (Salvador):book oh, it's hanging out.
Timothy (DM):It's on my light.
Timothy (DM):It's fine. It's attracted to the light.
Chris (Salvador):So one of them is a 23, an 18, and a 16.
Timothy (DM):To hit Yonce For the 18, 16,.
Russel (Upri):I'll hit Okay.
Chris (Salvador):Oh, so that's going to be total of. Okay, so that's going to be 12, 15, plus 9. 24 points of slashing damage to.
Dan (Wren):Shadow.
Chris (Salvador):Yonce.
Kai (Yonce):Is this bitch? Dead, yet actually yes, that's enough to do it.
Timothy (DM):So how do your berserkers slice and dice this assassin monk?
Chris (Salvador):it's like the Charlie's Angels, so they do a pose and it's sort of like a triangulation of of slashing attacks to to trisect shadow yonsei gorgeous, gorgeous.
Timothy (DM):Um. So, yonsei, as you're face to face with yourself, trying to beat each other to a pulp, um, you just see these swords cross through in a triangle formation, the torso of yourself cut asunder in front of you.
Kai (Yonce):This is very traumatic, watching myself die in front of me.
Timothy (DM):And Yonce, it's your turn.
Kai (Yonce):Um, how far are the direwolves away from me?
Timothy (DM):They are in the middle of the arena, so that is 75 feet.
Kai (Yonce):I'm going to do three Eldritch Blasts. On how many are they?
Timothy (DM):There are. There's three Dire Wolves and four Werewolves, plus the Shadow Opry.
Kai (Yonce):I'll do the Werewolves just to get them out of the way for you. Well, one is a nat 20, so that's a 28. One's a nat 1, so that's a 9. And then one's a 6, that's a 28. One's a nat 1, so that's a 9. And then one's a 6, which is a 14.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so crit on one and another hits.
Kai (Yonce):All right, so I'm going to do the crit one first, and this is also the one I'm going to, so I'll do this one first. So 5 plus 6 is 11, plus 4 is 15, so that's 15 for 1. Wait, only 1. They were both 8, so it doesn't matter. 8 plus 4 is 12. And then I'm going to do my maddening hex. So that's going to be 18.
Dan (Wren):We do now, do you?
Kai (Yonce):want to kill it, and then I'm going to do my maddening hex.
Russel (Upri):so that's going to be 18. We do now All right Do you want to kill it.
Kai (Yonce):We have a bug trying to interrupt our play.
Russel (Upri):Thank you, Chris. Are you going to feed it to the cats?
Dan (Wren):No, please don't Just throw it outside.
Timothy (DM):Oh, my gosh All right.
Timothy (DM):Gorgeous, we don't need Salvador.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, shadow Sal's good, I cannot stress this enough.
Kai (Yonce):This has been a chaotic session and I think it's been one of my favorites so far. It has been a lot.
Russel (Upri):It's because we're in Harry's season.
Timothy (DM):Dead. We killed Shadow Yonce, everybody. Shadow Yonce was the second to die. Why are you?
Dan (Wren):making it weird. I'm missing the context here?
Russel (Upri):Why are you making it weird? I'm missing the context here. Why are you?
Timothy (DM):making it weird. No reason, your slad. What is your slad doing?
Kai (Yonce):The slad Thank you there isn't any. The slad is not near anything.
Timothy (DM):No, so they can dash over to try to help the overwhelmed uprae.
Kai (Yonce):What is my speed for a slad? I'm fine, I'll just say they dash and I'll find out how far they go in a second.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, it's either 30 or 40, so they have to dash regardless.
Kai (Yonce):It's 30. So they're going to have to dash and then run next turn so they're 60 feet close, closer to you so 15 feet away at this point and they gain five hit points, which doesn't actually matter because they haven't gotten a hit yet no can I end my turn?
Timothy (DM):upie. How's it going.
Russel (Upri):Let's see, I think I'll hit them.
Dan (Wren):You think, sal, you might need to heal this.
Russel (Upri):I'm going to Relentless Attack and that is going to be a 24.
Timothy (DM):24?. We'll hit.
Russel (Upri):And that hits Wolfrey for 14 slashing damage.
Timothy (DM):All right.
Russel (Upri):And then I go into my second attack. Oops, that was just supposed to be regular and that is 26 to hit 26 will also hit. And that one's going to be for 17 slashing damage and that's it. That's all I got.
Timothy (DM):Alright.
Russel (Upri):I just picture the two of us taking turns hitting each other back and forth.
Timothy (DM):Neither one of us is blocking Slash, slash, slash, except they're a werewolf and in werewolf form and have wolves around you.
Russel (Upri):Oh yeah, this bitch has been biting me.
Timothy (DM):She's been biting and slashing at you and you've just been Every she bites me, I'm like no bad get away that doggy pummel strike.
Timothy (DM):Slap him with the flat of the blade. Uh, that brings us back up to the top of the realm. Um, and that is when I will reveal why I was doing shifty eyes and being weird about it. Earlier you were saving a bug, because a radiant light parts the clouds in the center of the arena. Jesus, you see a beam slowly touch ground over the disintegrated pile of dust of Shadow Cell and you see his form begins to reassemble.
Russel (Upri):Does? This bitch got auto-revive Respawned? This bitch got auto-revive what respond?
Timothy (DM):from the heavens and this angelic chorus begins to sing as he steps back down firmly on the ground that's what happens when you pray to your god.
Chris (Salvador):I need to get a new god.
Kai (Yonce):This one is appealing does mine does yance come back no, yours is actually dead.
Timothy (DM):All right, sorry, you were the first to die or your shadow is the first to die wow, shocker it's. It is a horror themed game I'm a slut and I'm black can you give me a rundown of where berserkers are at, because I would like to do an aoe spell and I want to get as many berserkers slash somebody else as possible okay, there are two on new uh shadow, uh shadow.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, there are two on new Shadow Sato. There are two that had left and they are running towards Ren. There are three on the Werewolf's Near Opry and there are three in the decaying body of Shadow Yonce, so they're equally dispersed.
Dan (Wren):There's three by me, I have the most.
Timothy (DM):Unfortunately, that means that Yonce is the most vulnerable. No, it doesn't, because I also have Sl most.
Kai (Yonce):Unfortunately, that means that Yancey's the most vulnerable. Oh no, it doesn't, because I also have Slatt. Damn it ran away. See, I Slatted Because Yancey's with them still right, yes, yancey's, with the yeah, they're surrounding me, so I'm protected, so I'm protected plague on that area.
Russel (Upri):So the three berserkers and. Yonce are gone. Is that what made you think of that? Our buck encounter, wow.
Timothy (DM):No, I've been playing this one for a little while.
Russel (Upri):Oh sure, dan A little too, hard.
Timothy (DM):Yonce and the three berserkers. Okay, their constitution is pretty good.
Chris (Salvador):Who, who, who me.
Timothy (DM):Come on, kelsey berserkers, okay their constitution is pretty good. Who, who, who me, come on kelsey you were I'm not gonna hit the wolves oh wow, we're saving animals, but not saving me and um. It's tough to not hit shadow ren, given the situation I'm gonna.
Kai (Yonce):I got a 13, but I'm also gonna do Pack of the Talisman.
Timothy (DM):Okay, 13.
Kai (Yonce):So plus 1.
Timothy (DM):1. 14.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah.
Timothy (DM):Um, and their spell save is um, I believe. What is their spell save? Frack is their spell save.
Kai (Yonce):Wow, you must be angry, saying Frack 20.
Timothy (DM):Whoa, so that is gonna fail. Um, you must be angry saying Frack Whoa, so that is going to fail. So all y'all that failed.
Chris (Salvador):One of them passes. One of them got a 21.
Russel (Upri):Damn.
Timothy (DM):So half as much on a successful save. So 4d10 is going to be. Where's my d10? Oh no 10.
Russel (Upri):Oh 19.
Timothy (DM):Ooh, plus 4 is 23. Plus 2 is 25 piercing damage. 25 piercing damage on two of the three berserkers and and Yonce. Have that for the third berserker. Yep, I'm assuming they're all still up. Yeah, some bullshit, that area maintains, so you'll want to move out of that.
Dan (Wren):When do they take damage. Is it the start of their turn End of its turn.
Kai (Yonce):Usually those things are ends of turns wait, how many hit points does this, this infection have infestation? It?
Timothy (DM):is an AoE spell, so it doesn't have hit points it's just like a sphere, a 20 footfoot radius sphere of bugs.
Kai (Yonce):It's like the butterfly one from the unspeakable situation, but he's against me and as the bugs hit me, I'm like ah, bugs, oh no, Get away.
Russel (Upri):They're definitely all biting you. Oh no, oh no, oh no, that away. They're definitely all biting you, oh no, oh no.
Timothy (DM):All right.
Kai (Yonce):That's my reacting.
Timothy (DM):That is this bitch ass's turn.
Timothy (DM):Oh violence.
Timothy (DM):Did Shadowrun already go.
Timothy (DM):No, no, I went out of order.
Timothy (DM):They're just going to make two more short sword attacks on you. Okay, Not with advantage, because they don't got nothing 22 and an 18. The 22 hits the 18 just left Hit. So you will take 9 piercing damage. Make a constitution saving throw.
Dan (Wren):I would like to have that to 4 with uncanny dodge Alright, and a constitution saving throw, oh no, a 12.
Timothy (DM):Alright, you're gonna fail. You are gonna take 14. You are gonna take 14 poison damage.
Dan (Wren):That's a lot for me yeah, also.
Timothy (DM):Apparently you were supposed to take half on a successful save. I fucked that up so don't matter, it's okay. Salvador, fucked up. Does poison do anything else to me?
Dan (Wren):whoa, with your berserkers not having advantage. Oh yeah, that's fine, now they do. Am I poisoned?
Timothy (DM):uh, no, it's just damage just poison, damage um and every time we get the fucking wolf free ah, there's so many dice to roll. Okay, so let's start with the three from Wolfrey.
Russel (Upri):Oh, it's with advantage, if it's not already, because I reckless attacked.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, 16 hit. Does not 17 to hit um, well, that one will hit, so only one of them is going to hit you. Um, and because of how many dice to roll for this fucking stat block, we're going to always just use averages, so 10 slashing damage half to five and they take three force damage from backlash.
Timothy (DM):All right, that definitely will whittle them down. They're at like half health. All right, dire Wolves, go that. One will hit, two will hit, three will hit, two will hit, three will hit. So you are going to take 30 piercing damage. Also make three strength saving throws, dc 13.
Russel (Upri):So that's half to 15. And that's one attack each, or two attacks each.
Timothy (DM):One attack each.
Russel (Upri):Alright, the wolves take in order one force damage, six force damage and three force damage alright and I got a 25 on my strength saving oh, just kidding.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, you gotta make three what's plus 11?
Russel (Upri):that's like like a 28 9 oh, that's pretty low, that's a 16 uh 16 will save all right all right, so you're not knocked brown, that's good for you.
Timothy (DM):And then we're gonna make all the werewolf attacks. So there's eight of those.
Dan (Wren):That was just the woofs.
Timothy (DM):That was just the woofies yep, so miss hit, Hit.
Kai (Yonce):I'm just switching our dice constantly. Now, miss, this feels like.
Timothy (DM):Dance, dance Revolution.
Timothy (DM):Dance, dance Revolution.
Kai (Yonce):Hit, miss.
Timothy (DM):this feels like dance, dance revolution hit miss hit oops sorry I think I have two more hit it's fine I just have 20 beings all latched onto me with their mouths six are gonna hit you cool um, for the werewolves that is going to be um. We'll go with two bites. So 12 piercing damage make two constitution saving throws.
Russel (Upri):So let's half to six. First con save is 23. Next one is 28.
Timothy (DM):Both pass and then we're going to go with 28 flashing, damage from the claws Okay.
Russel (Upri):So that's half to 14. It is brutal and then that was six hits. So they each take two d6 of force damage. The first one takes 10 force damage.
Timothy (DM):All right.
Russel (Upri):Next one takes six force damage and the one after that takes nine force damage.
Dan (Wren):Poppity, poppity, poppity, pop. At this point there's probably just like blood exploding everywhere.
Russel (Upri):There's just a bunch of creatures attached to me and I'm just like whacking them away one at a time.
Kai (Yonce):Well, is it actual blood or sap? Because you're also half tree now. It's probably a mix.
Russel (Upri):Because inside there's also blood Determined by your exam.
Dan (Wren):Oh yes.
Timothy (DM):We did do that. We did examine your anatomy.
Kai (Yonce):Oh, oh All right.
Timothy (DM):That is all their turn.
Timothy (DM):Oh, oh, all right, that is all their turn. We're back to the run, all right.
Dan (Wren):Ryan has a multi-attack.
Russel (Upri):now I'm a little wobbly.
Dan (Wren):So we're just going to do this up.
Timothy (DM):Does a 23 hit, 23 does Okay.
Dan (Wren):We're going to use our sneak attack on this one. So that is, let's see, 11 plus 3 is 14, plus 11 is 25 piercing damage 25 piercing damage.
Timothy (DM):They're not looking so great.
Dan (Wren):Great, we're going to stab them again.
Timothy (DM):Five piercing damage. Uh, they're not looking so great. Great, we're gonna stab them again. They're definitely um starting to uh wince and their attacks are weakening I got you that's another 23 to hit.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, that'll do it. This one is gonna do significantly less damage. 15 piercing damage. Finish them just stabbed through the face, oh to the face.
Kai (Yonce):Fucking brutal, fucking brutal when you sound butch is kind of funny, fucking brutal brutal, brutal yo and then how close am I to uh wolf, wolf, upry popry, um you ate that you thought you ate. You thought you ate?
Dan (Wren):I truly did not think. I I knew I did not eat.
Timothy (DM):I believe you had been moving around the pillar so you had slightly gotten closer. You start at 75, probably close the gap about 20.
Dan (Wren):Okay, so about 50 feet away, about 50 feet away. Cool, that's enough for me. I'm going to run 30 feet towards Puppery and then Puppery, yeah, and then call my dancing sword to attack from behind, so I don't get advantage on it. Oh, and I also I'm not analyzing it, because that would be the. That's okay, so I'm just going to stab it, all right.
Timothy (DM):Oh, I rolled a 19. That's good, 19 on hit.
Dan (Wren):Well, it's actually a 26. A 26 will abso-fucking-lutely hit Okay great. And then it does seven piercing damage. I need to analyze things it doesn't.
Timothy (DM):I'm not good.
Timothy (DM):It looks like listen, listen that was a crit, to be fair, and also that's true. It's just wild how like large that range can be with rogues oh yeah, because I'm not.
Dan (Wren):If I don't add my sneak attack, and especially if I'm not analyzing it, that's like 10 damage less automatically. Yeah.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, right, that brings us to Salvador, all of my berserkers.
Chris (Salvador):So I shout to Carter and Dimitri bad Ren is dead.
Timothy (DM):Follow good Ren. So they were going to attack, but now I tell them to follow Ren wherever he's going.
Chris (Salvador):Anton and Bradley are going to attack, but now they're just going to. I tell them to follow Ren wherever he's going. Anton and Bradley are going to attack Shadow Sal 2. So the first one got nat 20 on his attack.
Kai (Yonce):We rolled a lot of nat 20s today.
Timothy (DM):Shadow Sal 2 is what you just said. Yeah, don't roll, though.
Chris (Salvador):Anton was the only one that hit, so he gets a critical. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Anton was the only one that hit, so he gets a critical and he got a total of 11 plus 14 points of slashing damage 14 points of slashing damage.
Timothy (DM):Alright, so.
Chris (Salvador):Henri, jules and Kelsey are going to run away from the insect plague and they're going to run towards Uprie. I'm like wait, y'all ain't protecting me, no more in the cloud of bugs. Yeah, there's no more threat. I don't believe other than the area of effect.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, get the fuck out of the cloud of bugs.
Chris (Salvador):Elliot, Francois and Guy are going to attack werewolves. Again, those are the d12s. So Elliot gets a 16, which I think gets 21 for Francois 16 on Uprie. No on the wolves. Oh yeah, that'll hit, yeah. And then the last one got a 10, which I think fails All right. So that's going to be a total of 16 plus 6. 22 points of slashing damage on one of the wolves.
Timothy (DM):Werewolves, or dire wolves.
Chris (Salvador):The werewolves Cool. And then I have an action. I'm going to cast darkness on Gladys. Darkness on Gladys so now she's in a 40 foot sphere of darkness.
Timothy (DM):Piss her off. Piss her off is what You're gonna. Piss her off is what you're gonna do.
Chris (Salvador):She's just been stationary for the last 18 seconds, so yeah, okay.
Timothy (DM):So I have a question how does darkness work?
Chris (Salvador):So it is magical darkness.
Kai (Yonce):You're born with it.
Chris (Salvador):Creatures without darkness cannot. Creatures with dark vision can't see through it. So it is a 30 foot diameter sphere.
Timothy (DM):Uh, dark vision you can't see through it. A non-magical light can't illuminate it. Um, yeah, okay, I have to look something up real quick. Um, there we go. That's the spell. That's the name of the spell.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, like I. I realize now, if she has light as a cantrip, she could probably get rid of this book yeah, so it doesn't wait what.
Timothy (DM):What spell level is darkness? It's second level it does not have any effect inside the globe of invulnerability but on the outside of the globe.
Chris (Salvador):soability, but on the outside of the globe.
Timothy (DM):So it's dark on the outside of the globe. Yeah, so she can't see through it either way, that's fair. 10 foot radius.
Chris (Salvador):It's a 15 foot radius.
Timothy (DM):So 5, there's like literally 5 feet.
Russel (Upri):There's a crust of darkness around her.
Timothy (DM):So rude. All you did was turn off the lights, so she can't watch her show.
Kai (Yonce):Good, that's what she deserves.
Timothy (DM):Oh, you want me to yeah.
Timothy (DM):You just poke her through the globe yeah. Gorgeous, Okay, cool. Is that your turn?
Chris (Salvador):Salvador, that's my turn, yeah, all right.
Timothy (DM):Have the berserkers finished? Yeah, they're all done, yonce.
Kai (Yonce):I'm going to get out of the cloud of insects good choice someone use my, my movement speed, um, and then I always keep going back to my characters. No, you stay, and then I'm going to use three elders. Blast on your upri, since I feel like the berserkers can handle all the wolves and bullshit.
Timothy (DM):Yeah.
Kai (Yonce):So that's three d20s. Okay, so one is a 14. One is a dirty 20. And the other is a dirty 12. A dirty 12.
Timothy (DM):The dirty 20 will hit.
Timothy (DM):All right, we just wanted to make sure that you knew that 12 was A dirty 12. The dirty 20 will hit. We just wanted to make sure that you knew that 12 was dirty it was super nasty it was not
Timothy (DM):A Wow, I really need to go to England apparently, Okay Still worked, that's going to be a 12.
Kai (Yonce):plus my maddening hex, that's gonna be 16 16.
Timothy (DM):All right, you're whittling her down here.
Kai (Yonce):She's getting there the only upree I like is the original.
Timothy (DM):Upri I like is the original who's to say which one's the original?
Dan (Wren):don't do that it's very clearly me quick what's one plus one you know, I don't know French okay
Timothy (DM):your slad, who'd already been moving in that direction, so they can make it there as well yes into the thick of it with that wolf pack or dog pile is getting real gnarly.
Kai (Yonce):Can I attack the upry instead play? Time um, so I'm gonna use my claws, so that's going to be 22. 22 will hit. One plus three is four. All right, plus eight it's 12. Slashing damage, all right, and my slad tears into Upris' back.
Timothy (DM):Cutting it and cutting it, and cutting it. How's that? Feel Upris? How's that?
Kai (Yonce):feel to watch yourself.
Timothy (DM):Oh yeah, a little lower, I go higher it goes higher, it's going to a cerebellum.
Timothy (DM):Upris yes.
Russel (Upri):It's your turn. Cool, I'm going to do something really stale, bad, shocker. So first we need my bonus action to drop my rage, good luck. And then I want to cast a spell. That is a 60 foot line. How many things can I hit? I can also do it in a 20 foot diameter circle, so I could do it around me that's gonna get more okay, so I'll do that, then I'll completely we'll also get the slad and and the berserkers.
Russel (Upri):Honestly, that's fine. I can't sculpt it um, so I drop my rage and then uprage just like. Looks like she's about to fall over.
Russel (Upri):There's just blood dripping out of her and she just kind of looks up and screams and you just see a 20-foot circle of briar thorns just shoot up out of the ground and start piercing through people left and right. It is a 20-fe, five feet thick, just circle that just and you can't see me anymore behind it. They all need to make a dc 17 deck save including your slab I have to do some weird color coordination.
Timothy (DM):Why? Why must you?
Chris (Salvador):do this you say 17 yeah okay, okay, opry's.
Timothy (DM):Upris is going to fail.
Kai (Yonce):I got a nat 20.
Chris (Salvador):Guy succeeds, but Elliot and Francois don't.
Timothy (DM):No, not Elliot.
Kai (Yonce):I assume I succeed with a nat 20.
Russel (Upri):Yes, you're going to take half Of what Of damage? Why I'm on someone's back.
Kai (Yonce):The slad, the slad. I know I'm saying the slats on your back, on upree's back, so wouldn't that really, if you really think about it, that damage should go to shadow uprate whoa?
Timothy (DM):not how anything works in dnd, but I valiant effort, um and what, what save was it again dexx DC 17. Okay.
Dan (Wren):Dex. So many dice I just got rolled. I had to roll so many fucking dice. There's eight creatures.
Timothy (DM):There's eight creatures that I have to roll. Oh, okay, Okay okay, so that one passes that, one passes that, one fails. Pass, fail, fail, fail.
Russel (Upri):Okay, so everyone that fails takes 34 piercing damage 34. And everyone that passes takes 17.
Chris (Salvador):These are getting messed up.
Russel (Upri):As they're just like skewered by all these briars, and so the way it works is a creature can move through the wall, but it costs 4 feet of movement to move 1 foot. It's a 5 foot wall, so it's 20 feet to move through the entire 5 foot wall from one side to the other.
Chris (Salvador):So this is a ring around you, so if they happen to be in that ring, they're in this wall.
Russel (Upri):Well, they're inside the wall.
Chris (Salvador):Oh, if they wanted to leave, they'd have to go. You need 20 feet to leave.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, and then they take 78 slashing damage. If they move through it, interesting or no, if they enter the wall or end their turn in the wall, they take 78 slashing.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so I'm doing a lot of math, so keep talking for like two more seconds.
Kai (Yonce):Memories, all alone in the moonlight.
Chris (Salvador):Oh, two seconds, Nothing. Miranda Cosgrove, she's written a lot of stuff.
Timothy (DM):So you hear a series of yelps. Oh, my baby. And death rattles, whoa and death rattles as two of the dire wolves are just fucking gutted by the briars and one of the werewolves cool shadow upraise, looking muddy awful that's it.
Russel (Upri):That's my turn.
Timothy (DM):I'm gonna go down like moving through, it is gonna cause slashing damage, right.
Russel (Upri):Yes, okay, if she ends her turn inside.
Timothy (DM):She ends her turn inside, yeah, but then also trying to move out of it hurts too.
Russel (Upri):Only if she ends her turn inside. But it takes four feet of movement for every one foot moved inside the five foot wall. So I guess if she's dead center she's probably 2.5 feet in it. So multiply that times four and that's how many feet of movement she needs so she can move out. It's pretty easy. Moving from one side to the other is what's hard.
Timothy (DM):There will be attacks of opportunity, though.
Russel (Upri):Oh, she's gonna leave, she's not gonna stay there and tank it.
Timothy (DM):I don't know yet, I haven't decided.
Kai (Yonce):We're going to start with the fucking fuckboy Angel Salvador.
Dan (Wren):Oh yeah, I forgot about him, he's going to flame strike the thorns, oh my god.
Timothy (DM):No flame strike. Wait, what is actually Flame strike is a circle. It's a really big circle.
Russel (Upri):How dare you?
Timothy (DM):I just wicker burning man to myself 60 foot range. Oh gorgeous, it's a 40 foot high cylinder.
Kai (Yonce):What 10 foot radius why did you say something? That's the exact size of the circle of thorns.
Russel (Upri):It's 20 foot diameter.
Timothy (DM):And the berserkers are all in the mix. The slod.
Russel (Upri):The slod is in the mix. The wolves.
Timothy (DM):The wolves are in the mix and. Wolfrey, though, and Wolfrey.
Russel (Upri):But they could move it to not hit.
Timothy (DM):Wolfrey and you and I think we're going to do a 50-50 split across everything. So I will roll to decide if the Slaad will be in. The Slaad will be in but half the Berserkers will be out and we're going to get the real Uprie and not the shadow Uprie.
Russel (Upri):It's been real.
Timothy (DM):So sorry, Slaad, half Berserkers and and upree make a dexterity saving throw is it an effect?
Dan (Wren):I can see you walled yourself off I can see in the wall.
Russel (Upri):There's space in the middle.
Timothy (DM):Oh, it's not solid all the way through what, what ability is this that you're asking about?
Russel (Upri):I get advantage on deck saves against effects that I can see as a barbarian danger sense. Can I see the I think the flames I gotta is like more around like physical attacks I mean, I can read the actual yeah if you could read some clarifying language around that I got a 22 a 22 will pass
Chris (Salvador):I've been rolling great today how many berserkers did you say half?
Timothy (DM):it's half of three, so it's three two-thirds of them uh, because the slide was in, we'll just say one of the berserkers then wait, but the slide is on up breeze, shadow up breeze back.
Kai (Yonce):But if it avoids shadow up breeze, why would it?
Timothy (DM):you are not an animal so I'm clawing. One of them passes, one of them fails it's a six second time loop of activity where you are moving around. That's how D&D works.
Kai (Yonce):That means you said that shadow upree isn't getting damaged, but I'm legit right next to shadow upree, so how is that? Explain it, make it make sense you can finagle circles pretty easily.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, like ellipses.
Russel (Upri):So I have advantage on dexterity same with throws against effects that I can see, such as traps and spells, unless I am blinded, deafened or incapacitated.
Timothy (DM):So I think it hits. Okay then yeah.
Russel (Upri):Oh god, I have a plus one. What the fuck is wrong with me? 12 12 will fail no 12 will fail passes.
Timothy (DM):One of them got an 18. Does that pass? An 18 does not pass. They have a dc of 20 okay they both failed um I just made it we've got our 46 fire damage, plus 46 radiant damage half. D, not 4D 4D, 6, half of a successful save. So the slot will take half of what I'm about to say and we're going to do math.
Timothy (DM):I never have enough D6's, but I'm doing it this way 6 plus 6 is 12, plus 2 is 14, plus 2 is twelve, plus two is fourteen, plus two is sixteen. Sixteen fire damage.
Russel (Upri):Thank you, I'm still up.
Timothy (DM):Halved to eight for the slot. And then we've got this. Honestly doesn't make it any faster, because now I've got to do math. Eight, nine, ten, eleven radiant damage halved for the slot so 27 total yeah, wait, how much is half um I minus eight.
Timothy (DM):I did eight for the first thing you up still nine, ten, eleven, eleven, halved so 11 divided by two yeah and wait, hold on. This person has how many spell slots I don't know, that's a you question. My slot is still around. It's making it Okay they have innate casting so they can't upcast it.
Russel (Upri):What was the total damage altogether?
Chris (Salvador):27. Thank you.
Timothy (DM):I don't fucking remember what numbers I said. Do you know how many numbers I say when I'm DMing?
Kai (Yonce):so fucking many, so fucking many then maybe you should stop attacking us so the the entire like circle gets like explodes and fire and you just hear inside no, you hear balenciaga, oh I
Russel (Upri):have to still do all of mine, and I'm screaming, but then the fire stops, the thorns stay oh, but they're charred because I passed my concentration check, because I have relentless endurance, so I, when I go down to zero, I stay at one instead whoa, you're at one hit point and then you just hear.
Timothy (DM):I'm kind of okay okay, I just want to tell you how fucking like happenstance, like serendipitous this is because the two of you both upraise are she has a two, one hit point wild one hit point you are both at death.
Dan (Wren):Oh, she has it too. One hit point, whoa.
Timothy (DM):Wild One hit point. You are both at death's door in this fight and there is only one werewolf left after that. Flame Cinematic Nice.
Dan (Wren):Cast bullshit, but it is a dark, upraised turn.
Timothy (DM):It is dark.
Russel (Upri):But she's on the other side of the wall, right. Oh, she hasn't moved yet.
Timothy (DM):She's with you, but she's on the other side of the wall right. Oh she hasn't moved yet.
Dan (Wren):So if she takes me out, she gets a scratch and then run away or it'll go down.
Timothy (DM):She has she still has advantage on her attacks.
Russel (Upri):If she hits me, though, she's going to take 1d6 force damage.
Timothy (DM):She's taking you with her.
Russel (Upri):She's taking you with her. We're both just going to collapse.
Timothy (DM):Does a 26 hit?
Russel (Upri):Yes, all right.
Timothy (DM):And she's not going to have to roll three times because she's going down two now.
Russel (Upri):She takes two force damage as I take my damage.
Timothy (DM):She is going to bite into you for nine piercing damage. Make a concentration saving throw.
Russel (Upri):I hope to be a werewolf 17.
Timothy (DM):That passes you will not succumb to lycanthropy today.
Russel (Upri):So close.
Timothy (DM):But you are knocked out. You go unconscious with that bite. The thorns disappear, the magic rebounds. Is that what it is like, a rebound? Backlashes backlashes at her, throws her onto the ground, she collapses, falling dead. Um and gorgeous um. The who's else still here? The slad's still here and the three berserkers? Yep, nobody else is right in that immediate area. Um, how far are you ren? You're like, I'm like 20, 20 or 30 feet away, yeah okay, um, the uh werewolf is going to like bolt over towards Ren.
Russel (Upri):Oh, no, yeah You're going to get like him I'm going to be a werewolf.
Timothy (DM):So I am going to make the multi-attack on you, not with advantageous time, that's good. So that would be a 16 and a 19 to hit 19 would hit my. Ac is 19. So 19 will hit for 1d8.
Dan (Wren):Is that the?
Timothy (DM):bite, yes, the bite 1d8 is 6 plus 2 piercing damage, 8 piercing damage and do a constitution saving oh no, oh, no 15. That passes.
Dan (Wren):Their.
Timothy (DM):DC is significantly lower than Shadow Uprays, I mean it would have been fine. We would have figured it out somehow. It would have been the whole side quest. We could definitely afford that with five more sessions of the show. Um, gorgeous, uh. That will then bring us to fuckboy sal no fuckboys he did the flame strike. Yeah, he, he already went. He did the flame strike. That was on the turn. Yes, I'm losing track of rounds everybody. That's everything for me, then, ren go.
Dan (Wren):Great Is anybody next to.
Chris (Salvador):Sexy Sal, I'm by myself.
Dan (Wren):Not you.
Chris (Salvador):Oh.
Dan (Wren):Why did you point at him?
Timothy (DM):Because it was the copy, the sexy copy, anybody next to.
Timothy (DM):Sexy Sal. No, not you.
Timothy (DM):The real Salvador crosses his arms. Is there a berserk?
Dan (Wren):Yeah, there are two, but they're fine. How close am I to Sexy Sal? How close are?
Timothy (DM):you to Sexy Sal? That's a good question. This has been a lot for me to keep track of, so Sexy Sal has basically stayed put right, yeah.
Dan (Wren):I was pretty close to.
Timothy (DM):Sal before Sexy Sal is over on the right side, so you had run out towards up rate. You can pivot back. I think you, you didn't hadn't dashed. No, you only ran, so you use your movement to go towards the center.
Dan (Wren):You can use your movement to come back okay, so I can make it to sexy Sal which is my movement great.
Timothy (DM):I would like to analyze him as a bonus action you will take an attack of opportunity from the werewolf that's on you though right the want to retcon yeah, I'll attack him first alright, this werewolf has somehow managed to avoid most of the damage that's happened then I'm gonna analyze him first yeah um 18 to hit.
Dan (Wren):18 will hit great oh, I don't roll all of my extra dice, damn it. Do I get advantage on these because I analyzed the other one? No, that doesn't work, that's a different thing, don't worry about it. Oh great, that is. Are any of the berserkers still with Ren? There are two.
Timothy (DM):Carter and Dimitri oh, I do.
Dan (Wren):Dimitri gives you advantage. They were behind me, though oh, they don't.
Chris (Salvador):They were going to where Shadow Ren was, and then Real Ren dashed towards the center and they're like 20 feet behind.
Dan (Wren):So it's 12 points of damage.
Timothy (DM):Okay, 12 points of damage.
Dan (Wren):And my second attack because I still have multi-attack up is a does a 16 hit. A 16 does hit Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it.
Timothy (DM):Oh that is 17 piercing damage 17 you take a significant chunk of their health out, and I'm doing math, and that's great math, great math, good job tim. Um, great math, good job Tim. Fuck, I'm going to talk to myself, because the narrator is talking to you all and the audience, and we're at that level of fuckery. That's my turn, though.
Dan (Wren):You don't believe in the fourth wall? No more. I just stabbed him twice.
Timothy (DM):Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool Salvador.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, I'm going to direct Henri, jules and kelsey to run towards the center of the arena. Elliot, francois and gee are currently near shadow opera. I'm gonna tell them to return to sexy sal, I guess um card and dimitri are actually going to get up to the werewolf this time, and they're going to attack it all.
Timothy (DM):Right. So they'll attack with advantage on the werewolf this time, and they're gonna attack it all right, so they'll attack with advantage on the werewolf.
Chris (Salvador):So one of them got a 20, a dirty 20 all right, that'll do it.
Timothy (DM):I guess they also get advantage on sexy sal, because there's two of them, yeah, yeah so the one on the werewolf does seven slashing damage.
Chris (Salvador):All right, the anton gets a dirty.
Timothy (DM):Uh, natural 20 on his attack again crit on him. Bradley gets a 19, does 19 hit 19 on sexy cell, on sexy cells, sexy cells.
Chris (Salvador):Ac is a 19 okay, so he hits as well, so gonna be a total of oh, big numbers. 29 plus 6 is 35. Slashing damage on Shadow Cell.
Timothy (DM):Okay, 35?. Sexy Cell yeah, Sexy Cell yeah.
Chris (Salvador):So, that's 35 on him.
Timothy (DM):How would you like them to finish? Sexy Shadow Cell, sexy Shadow Cell. Finish him, finish him, finish him.
Chris (Salvador):I'm going to tell Anton and Bradley. They have worked together a long time.
Timothy (DM):Oh, they have whole histories now. They're fully formed characters, they're full histories.
Timothy (DM):They got families Big gay lovers.
Chris (Salvador):So Bradley goes for Se sexy sal's legs. Uh, in the confusion. Uh, sexy sal drops a sword and then anton just goes in for a slash right through the armpit to to to hip gorgeous this thing.
Timothy (DM):He stays dead, hopefully um no divine. We literally just have a werewolf left. It's Yancey's turn. I still have an action.
Chris (Salvador):You still have an action. I'm going to move towards Ren and I'm going to cast a healing word. You don't want to pick up.
Dan (Wren):Opry, oh yeah, well, I do, you're like a puff of ag.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, I'll try. I'll use my action to dash towards Opry. Yeah, because I don't think I can reach them with the healing word this far.
Russel (Upri):The healing word is under 20 feet the healing word is pretty big, it's 60 feet range 60 feet.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, am I close? Am I within 90 feet of Upris? Upris is in the middle.
Timothy (DM):We had specified that you start at 75 feet.
Chris (Salvador):So I think, think, yes, you can get it with an H.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, I'll cast a healing word on Upris, so they pop up to Healing word is a bonus action, right? Oh yeah, it's a bonus action, so you still have your action.
Chris (Salvador):Oh golly, so Upris you get.
Timothy (DM):Golly gee.
Chris (Salvador):You get six points of healing and I'm just gonna use my action to oh god. You're. You're on the same side of the arena as run. Yeah, I'm gonna run up. I'm gonna cast a bolt at yeah, I'm gonna cast a bolt at the werewolf, a guiding bolt or a sacred flame they have to do it like Staircase saving throw they are going to roll a 21 okay, that passes, so they are going to roll a 21. Okay, that passes, so they are fine, they're fine, they're just fine.
Timothy (DM):I think that's like the first save spell that we've cast today that didn't take half damage on success.
Dan (Wren):Cantrips baby.
Timothy (DM):Cantrips. All right, Yonce.
Kai (Yonce):I'm going to use three Eldritch Blasts on this one hole.
Timothy (DM):One was a nat 20.
Kai (Yonce):I've rolled like four or five nat 20s. Today I am very blessed. One is 23 and the other is a 10.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so crit, hit, miss Roll, all that damage and tell me what it is so the first one is the crit.
Kai (Yonce):One was two plus three plus four, so that's nine plus four for my Madden and Hex Thirteen, thirteen and then for the second one ten. Finish them 10, finish them um. I hit them and they fall over dead.
Timothy (DM):Incredible, amazing um the audience as the final werewolf falls. The audience just like bursts out in cheers. There's this like wave of noise all around you, and that is when we're going to take a little break Before we find out what happens with stage three of this fight.
Dan (Wren):Because Gladys is still, you know, awake and alive.
Russel (Upri):Those were just ads.
Timothy (DM):We'll try to be better this time and we are back from our break audience Yay.
Russel (Upri):Huzzah.
Timothy (DM):Huzzah. We're just going to keep using huzzah today. For some reason it feels right.
Chris (Salvador):Hey, I love that word.
Timothy (DM):Very Caucasian.
Chris (Salvador):True, true, true.
Timothy (DM):Yes, it is usually like the whitest, muscliest man in any anime that uses that word and we have so many of them in this space right now.
Kai (Yonce):That was a joke, we know we don't. We have a lot of they them the they thems, are they them and today they that whole all the they them holes the audience has no fucking idea what we're talking
Timothy (DM):about. They might Well some of the audience knows. We're just going to keep bringing that into it.
Russel (Upri):That one shot was live. That started the day.
Timothy (DM):That's true. It's on YouTube, is it on?
Russel (Upri):YouTube. I'm pretty sure I have no idea what y'all are talking about.
Timothy (DM):I don't upload all of them to YouTube.
Russel (Upri):You should upload that one.
Timothy (DM):Well, it's too late.
Russel (Upri):Is this the bacon era? It no longer exists.
Kai (Yonce):Yeah, hate crime.
Timothy (DM):Well, sorry. Anyways, we're back from our break, so we are supposed to get back to work everybody. Let's kill someone, all right, okay so the audience has like like burst into cheers. There's a wave of sound, as you see, um darkness. Is concentration right?
Dan (Wren):yep, okay, cool um, but didn't you cast lightning?
Chris (Salvador):I. That was the first spell, so I dropped, dropped the call Lightning Cloud and I just have the darkness going now.
Dan (Wren):Oh right, because you used Sacred Flame on the yeah, salvador.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, this is how this works. Okay, salvador, I now remember what this fucking ridiculous stat block is. I now remember what this fucking ridiculous stat block is.
Chris (Salvador):I need you to make a Wait no, how many hit points do you have? I have 80. I have not taken a hit. This fight, all right, you're stunned.
Kai (Yonce):I have not taken a hit this fight.
Timothy (DM):I'm so cool.
Russel (Upri):I don't know why I just said that I'm so sorry.
Kai (Yonce):I'm so sorry Everyone's on Sal today. I I just said that.
Timothy (DM):I'm so sorry.
Chris (Salvador):I'm so sorry.
Kai (Yonce):Everyone's on Sal today.
Chris (Salvador):I retconned that First. I'm being called a not sexy one. Now, I'm being not because I'm good at hiding.
Kai (Yonce):I'm going to retcon that and be like yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Making girls blind. Yes, bloop, bloop, bloop.
Dan (Wren):Wait, but you said Sal is stunned.
Timothy (DM):Sal yes, wait, but you said Sal is stunned. Sal, you become stunned okay, just cause um, as you hear a woman whisper in your ear, oh, and she's right behind you and she is the rest of you. Turn around and you see Gladys standing behind Salvador, having just whispered in her ear, his ear, uh. She begins to walk around him and turns to face him. Smiles, I smile.
Timothy (DM):You're stunned and I guess she turns to face the rest of you.
Timothy (DM):That is her turn gulp ren, oh would you like to do.
Dan (Wren):Hey, I will analyze her all right, as I do. How far am I away from her? You are, I think, on the same side as her, so probably 30 feet, then we're going to run up and try and stabby stab, I take it. If Sal is stunned, I don't get advantage from Correct.
Chris (Salvador):Oh then, but you have the two baddies, you have the two dudes that are following you.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, but they're not going to come with me for getting to gain advantage on this turn, so instead I'm going to meld form with her. Are you sure you want to do that?
Timothy (DM):Yes, I do. Alright, Alright, are there any rolls for a mill form? No, right I don't think so Gorgeous. Okay, okay, okay, I need you to do an insanity roll.
Dan (Wren):An insanity roll. No, I'm kidding. What does that mean To the mechanic?
Timothy (DM):But no, can you do me a wisdom save Sure. Actually, that would be the equivalent in the system 16.
Dan (Wren):Okay.
Timothy (DM):So, oh, this was dangerous.
Kai (Yonce):Yeah, I know.
Timothy (DM):So we're going to do two things, because I'm going to give you something very, quite fucking powerful.
Kai (Yonce):Ooh.
Timothy (DM):So let's see, I'm going to roll a dice because there's a couple things to pick from.
Dan (Wren):um, all right can I fit through one inch spaces again?
Timothy (DM):all right, you have temporal concentration come on, dictionary words me, which is probably not the actually. No, that's not really helpful for you oh, I don't get spells, you don't get spells. We're gonna mix that one, okay, three, okay, okay, okay, this is less dangerous. You are gonna get temporal swarm, which is going to be a ranged spell attack with a plus 8 to hit with a reach of 150 feet, 10 targets.
Dan (Wren):Under how many feet?
Timothy (DM):150 feet, 10 targets DC 16 1d4 per target, 1d4 per target 1d4, huh, can you use all 10 to hit one target?
Dan (Wren):Yes, what kind of damage?
Timothy (DM):Uh, psychic.
Dan (Wren):Psychic and what kind of save.
Timothy (DM):So, does DC?
Dan (Wren):16.
Timothy (DM):DC 16 wisdom, wisdom, okay, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. So basically, you are going to overwhelm or you're going to shoot out a bunch of temporal disruptions.
Dan (Wren):It's an action and a bunch of targets.
Timothy (DM):Yes, it is an action, so 10d4. So average of 10 plus 40 is 50. 25 damage.
Dan (Wren):And things I've forgotten is to do my corruption saves. Oh, please, I've done it. One, two. This is my third time doing it, no.
Timothy (DM):second time, second time doing it today so corruption level?
Timothy (DM):it's a third, no, it's second level um it's also gonna give you a little bit of an understanding, from her perspective, of how things are functioning. So, as you meld your form with gladys, you start to feel this, or you start to see this like shifting of time and space in front of you, where you start to see the closely synced up realities that surround you and it's just like out of the corner of your eye you see like movements as a tunnel towards the end location and you see this kind of like blurred vision of different realities layered on top of each other, where things are just slightly askew. Um, you passed your wisdom save, so that's not gonna fuck with you any more than that cool cool, I did fail.
Dan (Wren):Both of my corruption saves, so I get two more corruption.
Timothy (DM):Great, you get two more corruption which I will update now before I forget.
Dan (Wren):So I'm at four. I should be at four.
Timothy (DM):Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Dan (Wren):And so it means I officially pass into mild corruption, mild corruption.
Timothy (DM):Oh, I gotta pull out my sheet. We gotta do a thing.
Chris (Salvador):You're gonna get a phobia. We gotta do a thing.
Dan (Wren):I gotta actually pull out the mechanics for the thing and the stuff You've marked depressive yeah that's what I'm gonna do.
Kai (Yonce):I'm gonna go down the depressive corruption track with you. Some of us don't need to be corrupted to be depressed. I'm actually kind of sad.
Timothy (DM):And, and, and, and and. Mild means that you are going to be. Oh, you're going down the gloomy path. That's what it is you are gaining depressive. So, depressive is going to. Why are these not? Oh, they are alphabetical. Depressive is going to be a hollow mist mindset that begins to set in, causing you to see the least favorable aspects of things around you, giving you disadvantage on wisdom insight. Checks Mood Mood. Giving you disadvantage on wisdom insight checks.
Timothy (DM):Mood, so you start to feel the doom and gloom set in about the reality that you find yourself in.
Dan (Wren):You hear, the assimilator begin to whisper in your ear Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Well, that's my turn. I analyzed and copied her.
Timothy (DM):Gorgeous Salvador. At the end of your turn you can make a constitution saving throw Okay.
Chris (Salvador):Do I still so the berserkerkers? Technically, they don't rely on me to give them actions, they just will listen to what I say today, so you can make them move.
Timothy (DM):Do they have free will?
Timothy (DM):do they have free will?
Timothy (DM):I don't fucking know how the berserkers work. Okay, that's a constitution you gave them lives and which kind of worries me, because you just summon them and make them fight people and that that's. That's that's worrisome. I got 19. Um, you have a nine. You got a 19. Yeah, okay, her spell save is a million, that's 36, something like that. What would it be? 7 plus 5 is 12. Right, so okay, wait, she doesn't have a spell save marked on her stat block.
Kai (Yonce):So a 0. We got her.
Timothy (DM):That's not how it works, but she has a plus 7 wisdom and a plus 5 proficiency bonus.
Russel (Upri):So you would start at 8 and then add those.
Timothy (DM):DC is 8 plus 12, which is 20. I don't pass. Okay, I'm gonna mark that down on her sheet. This is a fucking boss. I'd have to get an 8.
Chris (Salvador):Boss-ass bitch. I have a 15% chance of even passing that, so I'm gonna rely on my berserkers. So, anton Bradley, now that Sexy Sal's's dead, they're gonna round around and they're, yeah, yeah, they're gonna round around and they're gonna try to attack her, as well as carter and dimitri behind ren, or they catch up to ren, so they're also gonna attack her. Elliot francois and gee on reed, jules and kelsey are also on the way, so it's gonna be four berserkers on on um miss lady. She's gonna dog, pilot her, try to hold her down. So one gets a dirty 20.
Russel (Upri):Four berserkers on Miss Lady Just gonna dog pilot her, try to hold her down, so one of them gets a dirty 20.
Timothy (DM):Alright, that'll hit.
Chris (Salvador):One of them got an advantage they got two nat 20s, so that's a nat 20 on. Bradley Carter gets a 22 to hit. And Dimitri gets a dirty 20 to hit that also hits. So, all of them three dirty 20s or two dirty 20s, 22 and that 20. So that's going to be 1, 2, 3, 5 12 plus 8 is 20, plus 19 is 39. Plus 12. 51 points of slashing damage on Gladys.
Dan (Wren):All right, gorgeous, she's going to thunderstep you, motherfuckers.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, I know.
Russel (Upri):She's just going to change the timeline to be in one.
Dan (Wren):that didn't happen I should stop saying what I would do, because that's what's gonna happen baby, we fire striked because of that um no, I was gonna be fired already, I pulled it up, okay, I
Timothy (DM):literally was like googling it as you were saying yeah um sure jam sure jam uh, that brings us to Yonce alright, I am going to merc this bitch yeah um then I lost what I was going to do.
Kai (Yonce):I am going to do my Eldritch Blast all three at her counterspell. I'm not going to do it.
Timothy (DM):Would you like her to?
Timothy (DM):counterspell something else instead.
Kai (Yonce):Not all my spells are spells.
Dan (Wren):I think, you just get counterspelled, you got your.
Chris (Salvador):Yakila. Huh, do you still have your Yakila?
Kai (Yonce):I have weapons. You have a boomerang right. So I can't do nothing. What does counter spell do?
Chris (Salvador):well, depending on the spell level, they'll have to roll or they can cast a cantrip that automatically works oh, then I just won't cast a cantrip although if you want to make her blow her spells that does cost her, I will do.
Kai (Yonce):Vampiric Touch.
Dan (Wren):You gotta run up to her.
Kai (Yonce):Damn it.
Timothy (DM):Like I haven't played TNT before, I can make that joke.
Kai (Yonce):None of you can. Can I do Rathalimu's Psychic Lance? She can counter spell it.
Timothy (DM):But it's at the highest level.
Dan (Wren):What level are you casting at? She can cast at a higher level the counter spell but show up the don't tell me.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, don't tell me what level you're. You're doing 12th. It's 12th of a spell. Just tell me what you're casting and I have to try to guess.
Chris (Salvador):Just say you're casting a and I have to try to guess. Just say you're casting a spell.
Kai (Yonce):I'm casting a spell.
Timothy (DM):No, you have to tell me which spell Is that true? Yeah, counterspell works. Well, you just you attempt to interrupt a creature in the process of casting a spell. If the creature is casting a spell third level or lower, its spell fails and has no effect. If it's casting spell fourth level, higher, make an ability check against your spell casting DC.
Chris (Salvador):So it doesn't actually specify yeah, so it's advantageous to Kai to not tell you what the spell is, so you can't guess what level they're casting it at yeah, I'm casting a spell.
Timothy (DM):you gotta write it down and hold yourself accountable. Got it? Alright, she's gonna counterspell at 5th level.
Kai (Yonce):Unfair.
Timothy (DM):What level spell were you casting? You're an ass, it's the 5th level. Okay, she counters it. Any bonus actions?
Kai (Yonce):Um no, Get him Slad Alright.
Timothy (DM):Slad was in the middle of the arena, so I believe that's 75 feet to get over to Salvador, which is where she's at.
Kai (Yonce):Yes, I'll do that, and Slad gets five points at the start of the turn. Okay, so Dash.
Timothy (DM):Yes, dash to get the 60 feet. Yes, you can run next turn to be able to reach her. That brings us to Upray she wakes up While I lay here, oh wait, are you still? No, they're away.
Russel (Upri):While you're just laying here, she uses her sword to lift herself up and she just looks like dried tea leaves head to toe. But there's a few little tendrils and buds poking through, because she got healed for six hit points. How far away am I?
Timothy (DM):75. We're just doing that beginner math that we started with. Are you in the middle or on either side?
Russel (Upri):I am going to move 20 feet, not 20 feet, 40 feet towards her, and then I'm going to pull out my hand, axe of wonder. Yeah, I'm going to try to throw at the remaining 40 feet, which will be at disadvantage.
Timothy (DM):All right. That is a 16 to hit, does not hit okay, you see that it like as your, your axe is being thrown. You see it diverts as like two separate versions of itself, um, and one just passes through her as the other one does the spell effect go? Off, behind it into the ground. I mean sometimes it's AoE. I don't know it's a wand of wonder. Is it that you do it when you throw or when it hits. How does it work mechanically?
Russel (Upri):I don't know, because it still just says the wand. We never modified it. It says you choose the target within 120 feet and it hits. So I've just kind of been throwing the axe and then rolling it when it hits. So we'll do that, got it.
Timothy (DM):Okay, okay, okay, because it's just a reflavor, we'll say that it has to actually hit to go off. All right, anything else for upgrade, it's our turn, anything else for upgrade.
Russel (Upri):Sorry, I'm reading it. It's really weird. The target can be a creature, object or point in space, but I think you still pick a target beforehand. Object or point in space, but I think you still pick a target beforehand.
Timothy (DM):Um, oh, I don't think I want to keep moving that way though let's see how far away is she 40 feet you're the one who ran towards her.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, I'll just vibe.
Timothy (DM):All right, just vibe, give her a little bit of a birth yeah, um hope she hits someone, that's not me, yeah uh ren, I just
Dan (Wren):looked at her.
Timothy (DM):I didn't do anything can you, she, you see that she like surveys the, the field, and she's, she, like she doesn't hear Salvador moving yet. She surveys the field she sees Uprie kind of staggering, using her greatsword as like a walking cane, and then like stop way shorter than she should if she was like doing well, Looks at Yonce, looks at Ren and just points at Ren. Can you give me a charisma saving throw?
Dan (Wren):Charisma saving throw it's an 11.
Timothy (DM):Blop, you disappear into an alternate pocket dimension, god damn it. She casts Banishment.
Chris (Salvador):Fan favorite.
Dan (Wren):Someone hit her, Knock her concentration off please.
Chris (Salvador):Oh, she would have got it, because she got hit by four people. Nothing's concentration that she's cast, yet Banishment's not concentration yeah it is, isn't it? Because you have to hold it for a minute? Well, banishment's not concentration. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Because you have to hold it for a minute?
Timothy (DM):Well, banishment is.
Kai (Yonce):What? That's someone who has used banishment.
Timothy (DM):Remember that temporal concentration thing that we heard oh shoot, sis. Okay, I thought it said concentration, Okay. So banishment is concentration Power Word's done is not that's it Okay, Okay so banishment is concentration Power. Word stun is not, that's it.
Kai (Yonce):I knew that.
Timothy (DM):Banishment is concentration.
Russel (Upri):Whenever we're asked if we're below 100, that means we're going to be killed out right or stunned.
Dan (Wren):Or decapitated, if you have that sword.
Timothy (DM):All right, and that's her turn. Ren's gone. Salvador, you can make your berserkers move.
Chris (Salvador):Do you want to?
Dan (Wren):do anything in your pocket dimension. Oh yeah, what is it like in my pocket dimension?
Timothy (DM):You're in a fucking astral. You can buff, I guess Do you have any buffs? It's a fucking pocket dimension You're floating out in void space.
Dan (Wren):Like an astroids place, okay.
Kai (Yonce):Do you have any teleportations?
Dan (Wren):You can redo the music video of et perry.
Timothy (DM):No I'll just vibe do you need to like? Do you have healing ointments you can like give yourself?
Dan (Wren):you know, that's a good point.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, you can heal, you're like, thank goodness. A break. Alright. What are your berserkers doing so?
Chris (Salvador):A, b, C and D are going to attack her again, and then E, f and G should be able to get to this turn. I get why you named them that. Yeah, so. Anton does not hit, bradley does not hit or does an 18 hit?
Timothy (DM):No.
Chris (Salvador):No, carter gets a dirty 20. So that hits Dimitri gets a 21.
Kai (Yonce):That'll hit so they both hit.
Chris (Salvador):And then I'm going to do Elliot, guy and and I'll have to make con saves. Yeah. So Elliot gets a 15, which fails, francois gets a 21. And Guy gets a 24. So four attacks are coming their way, that's four concentration checks. I'll do these individually the first one is four points which I imagine they'll have to get automatically pass that is there saving throw?
Russel (Upri):is it greater than a plus 10? Yes, the next one is a four saving throw.
Chris (Salvador):Is it greater than a plus 10? Yes, okay. The next one is a 4. I'm rolling a different die. That one's a 6. That's a 7. Okay, but she still took all that damage she took 21 damage but she passes all of those with flying colors.
Timothy (DM):She has a plus 12 to concentration saving throw.
Dan (Wren):That's lame. I did heal for 16, in case anyone was wondering.
Chris (Salvador):And I have to do a saving throw.
Timothy (DM):Yes, you can do your constitution saving throw.
Chris (Salvador):Humana, humana, humana, humana, that's an 18.
Timothy (DM):I still fail, you still fail All right, yonce, i'm'm gonna do a spell all right. Um, I think she's pretty safe with doing another fifth level. Haha, it was in fifth level.
Kai (Yonce):Okay, what is it?
Timothy (DM):it's mass suggestion, mass suggestion. At what level? Okay, what is it? It's Mass Suggestion. Mass Suggestion At what level? The six, it's the only one I can do. All right, so she is gonna have to do a…. Dc is 10 plus the spell's level. So 16 is your DC For her to make an…. Casting the fourth level higher. Making an ability check using your spell casting ability. Wait, hold on. You attempt to enter. I'm like backwards in counterspell. You attempt to interrupt a creature, uh, in the process of casting a spell. If the creature is casting a spell of third level or lower, that its spell fails and has no effect. If it is casting at fourth level or higher. Make an ability check using your spellcasting ability.
Kai (Yonce):Oh and I don't have to expend a spell slot.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, it's a warlock thing once per long rest.
Timothy (DM):You cast a spell using spell slot 4.
Timothy (DM):It's a fun spell, the interrupted spell has no effect if it's less than or equal to spell slot U. Okay, so it wasn't higher, so it goes back to the DC of 10 plus 6, 16. So she has to do a.
Russel (Upri):She basically makes a spell attack roll.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, ability check using your spellcasting ability. Oh, her spellcasting ability, which we decided was 12, plus 12. So she has to hit a 16 with a plus 12.
Russel (Upri):LOL, that's so high 9 plus 12.
Timothy (DM):Well good effort. She counters your spell Fiddle sticks. Yeah, this is going to be a fun fight. Right now she's being very reactive, though. Yeah.
Kai (Yonce):Yeah, like a little bitch I can't do anything. So Slod, can, slod it's Slad Get their name right.
Russel (Upri):What if it's Slod the Slad.
Timothy (DM):Slod the Slad, it's Slad the.
Kai (Yonce):Slad. So at the beginning of the turn they get five points back.
Timothy (DM):So it's at 39.
Kai (Yonce):And then I will finish getting up to them and I'm going to use Claw. All right, I will finish getting up to them and I'm going to use claw.
Timothy (DM):Alright.
Kai (Yonce):I always need to remember how much it is Nine plus eight. Hold on, I think. Hold on, I just want to make sure I did that right. Yeah, nine plus 8 is 17. That misses, I'm done. Is it my turn to live.
Russel (Upri):I hear you, I'm going to greatsword crutch really fast now towards her.
Timothy (DM):You're like, oh fuck, everybody's fucking digging out, it's just Jocelyn and me.
Russel (Upri):And then we do something silly and like throw the greatsword as I rush at her pincering with the slad to get advantage. And I'm going to pull a needle out of in between my leaves, my belt, so I roll with advantage. It's a melee spell, attack roll. It's plus nine. What's the AC 19.
Kai (Yonce):Okay, oh my god, come on, and on and on. This is so fucked up.
Russel (Upri):That is going to be a 24 to hit.
Timothy (DM):A 24 hit.
Russel (Upri):But she has to make a DC 14 charisma, save Okay.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so she rolled a 16 charisma is plus three.
Russel (Upri):Okay, so she just takes one piercing damage as I stab her with a sewing needle excuse you and then I'll be just sits there waiting for something to happen oh, that would have been so good. Yeah, nothing does.
Timothy (DM):If that would have fucking worked. You still have to do your corruption day right.
Russel (Upri):Yep.
Timothy (DM):All right, do you save her?
Russel (Upri):17 and the DC is 14. So I do save.
Timothy (DM):All right. So we're going to add a will. So you're up to five will Gorgeous. So you're up to five will gorgeous.
Russel (Upri):and that brings us to Gladys this bitch is annoying wait can I bonus action punch her with my offhand yeah, you can technically yeah uh, it's plus 11. Lol, does a 25 hit when?
Timothy (DM):I punch her, does a 25 hit?
Russel (Upri):yeah, it does she just takes eight damage all right because I have a 25 strength as I just sucker punch her in the jaw in the range of uh damage that she automatically saves on her concentration.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, yeah.
Timothy (DM):I'm just in the void. You're just in the void.
Dan (Wren):Only for a minute.
Timothy (DM):This fight might not last a minute Because Wall of Force, an invisible wall, springs up between you and her upright, hmm, um, it is going to be a dome around you.
Russel (Upri):Okay, put the time out.
Timothy (DM):What the fuck With a radius of 10 feet, okay, but time out, what the fuck? You're the radius of ten feet, okay.
Dan (Wren):It's a concentration.
Russel (Upri):It's a dome, not a circle.
Timothy (DM):Ooh that's a good point. Oh, it is concentration. Oh fuck, Never mind, she's not gonna do that.
Russel (Upri):Oh, thank you.
Dan (Wren):Because unfortunately that stabby stabs his back. Jeffrey is not as much of a threat right now.
Timothy (DM):Great, she's gonna use Prismatic Spray, which is a cone from Self.
Russel (Upri):That's like a 9th level spell.
Timothy (DM):I'm pretty sure Prismatic 7th. Yeah, she has a 9th level spell. I'm pretty sure 7th. Yeah, she has a 7th level spell slot she used her 8 on me.
Russel (Upri):I think one of them might be like a disintegration, so I could die out right, just so we're clear.
Timothy (DM):I mean technically speaking. She also used her 9th, but you don't know about that we know about it.
Kai (Yonce):Now, since you guessed into my fifth little spots, we know it um, okay, so gorgeous.
Timothy (DM):Uh, she's gonna use prismatic spray? Um as a cone at a pre? Um and what she's do is, because the slot is behind her, upris in front of her, she's going to sidestep to stay within melee range and spray it at the two of you.
Timothy (DM):Hey.
Timothy (DM):Which two Um the slot, slad the slad and Upris Um you're. You've kept your distance. I sure have.
Russel (Upri):Okay, um, um, you're, you've kept your distance I sure have.
Timothy (DM):Okay, um wait, do I get attack of opportunity? She's stepping away from me.
Kai (Yonce):No, she's just stepping away enough that a cone can hit you both wait, but doesn't that mean an attack of opportunity, because she still is moving?
Timothy (DM):no, she's diagonal. She doesn't leave. That's some. That's how it works, you can really finagle cones pretty hard. Yeah, finagle cones are nice, okay, so each ray, eight rays. We're just going to do four on each.
Timothy (DM):Oh boy.
Timothy (DM):So ray, number one is going to be five, which is blue? Which is? Who's going first? Why is this a thing? Who's going first? Why is she even counting? Declare the target.
Russel (Upri):Who are you rolling for first? Okay, we're gonna roll for the slot first.
Timothy (DM):Okay, why what's?
Kai (Yonce):blue.
Russel (Upri):Probably something really fucking bad. It's a really strong spell. This is a really fucking strong spell. Yes, Um like this.
Timothy (DM):It's a really strong spell. This is a really fucking strong spell. Yes, Like this could potentially kill somebody.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, perma death. So like I could, I could up right, just die.
Timothy (DM):Um, so slot is gonna take 10 d6 Cold damage. Can I have some d6?
Kai (Yonce):No, don't, don't do, no, no give me 10 d6.
Timothy (DM):I need 10 d6 everybody I have five okay, I can work with that.
Chris (Salvador):We have 5d6 I'm gonna roll those um I have six health, but you also have like 100 plus 10, 13 but, if one's like a death ray, yeah, that's 19, 19, uh, cold damage so far.
Timothy (DM):um, oh, you get to make a Indomitable Dexterity saving throw. Oh each of you get to make dexterity saving throws. That's how this works. Okay, tell me what your dex saves are 17.
Russel (Upri):Fail.
Timothy (DM):Fail Failed 17 fail fail, failed okay so both of your, the slot and upper will be taking full damage. I said 19 cold plus 10.
Russel (Upri):Oh, that was only half of the 21, 23 more Cold damage.
Timothy (DM):The slat's gone.
Russel (Upri):Okay, slat is gone. Wait, does that mean the seven beams redirect?
Chris (Salvador):to me Well, are any of them targeting the barbarians, the berserkers that are in melee with?
Timothy (DM):Oh, there are. How many are there? There are?
Chris (Salvador):seven on it right now.
Timothy (DM):Okay, so I'm gonna go with them first, okay uh, have them make dexterity save.
Kai (Yonce):Oh, so we couldn't do that before we got rid of my slot, might?
Chris (Salvador):be safe. So you want me to do seven in a row yeah, okay so that's an 11 for anton 15, 5 19 13 11 21.
Timothy (DM):21 is gonna pass he's the only one. He's the only one who survives, maybe so one of them is gonna have whatever damage. Oh my god she just clears the room she is literally just clearing the room right now. So so that is one. So one of them is going to take 10 d6 fire damage. How much health do they have?
Chris (Salvador):so there's 67 each. Oh fuck, but I I some of them have taken damage already 11, 12 plus 5, 10, 13.
Timothy (DM):12 plus 13 is 25 fire damage on that one. Okay, he's still up. Alright. Number 2 is going to be a 4, which is green, which is poison damage. That's 10, 12, 13 poison damage plus there's. Why would I cast the spell?
Kai (Yonce):this is stupid I don't know why did there's too much rolling um 10 7 18 poison damage for the second half of that.
Chris (Salvador):So that's 31 total for that one. Yeah, is that math?
Timothy (DM):Yep, okay we're on ray number 4, which is a 3. So this is lightning damage. It's a yeller. 11, 10, 15, 20. 20 for the first. It's Yeller 11. 10, 15, 20. 20 for the first half, mm-hmm, and then 19 for the second half. Okay, that was Bean 4. Yep, bean half. Okay, that was beam four. Yep, beam five, seven. They become blinded. Okay, blind, it'll be wisdom zaves at the start of the next turn. Okay, that was beam five. Can I have a paper towel real quick?
Dan (Wren):Uh, no, we're out, nope Okay.
Russel (Upri):Yeah, I used them all and brought them upstairs.
Timothy (DM):Uh, beam six is I have a blanket Is. Beam six is a thing. A thing is six. Six is Beam six is a thing, a thing is six. Six is Indigo. They become restrained. Okay. Beam seven is also blinded, okay. And then the eighth one is the one that has halved Yep. So they're going to take half of the 10 that has halved Yep. So they're gonna take half of the 10d6 fire damage. And I had rolled 21 for the first half.
Chris (Salvador):Your first berserker is gonna die. It's very close.
Timothy (DM):Your first berserker is gonna die Um 5. It's very close. Your first berserker is going to die Five, ten, thirteen, thirteen. For the second half of the fire deal, okay, just barely. Gi is succumbed to fire as he torches up Fucking finally, those berserkers are beefy fuckers yeah Damn Okay and Opy fuckers yeah Damn.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, and Opry is safe, yay, and that is her action.
Timothy (DM):Oh no, Ren, you're still in the thing.
Timothy (DM):Salvador you can make your berserkers can do things.
Chris (Salvador):I really want to pass the saving throw.
Timothy (DM):You can do your saving throw.
Chris (Salvador):Nope.
Timothy (DM):End of your turn.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, so now 6 plus 9. There are going to be 9 attacks on her now because the Charlie's Angels showed up. Nothing from Anton Bradley gets an 18. Does that hit it's?
Timothy (DM):a 19. You found it, her DC's a 19.
Chris (Salvador):Well, he missed because he only got an 18. Carter hits Dimitri's blind, which?
Timothy (DM):means disadvantage.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, so he fails Elliot's restrained.
Timothy (DM):Yes, restrained, which means Speed of zero, can't restrained, which means speed of zero Can't benefit from any bonus or speed Attack rolls have advantage. Creatures' attack rolls have disadvantage.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, okay, so he'll have disadvantage, but he already had advantage because they were flanking. So it'll just be a regular roll Dang it. I wish I wasn't wasting that one. Nope, he misses Francois's blind, which I think is a non, like you wouldn't gain from flanking anyway. He hits with a 21. All right, and then Henri gets Miss Jules, miss Kelsey hits, so there are going to be three attacks on her.
Timothy (DM):Come on.
Chris (Salvador):All right.
Timothy (DM):Roll those damage. That's a four.
Chris (Salvador):Not a hit. She takes four, she takes seven.
Dan (Wren):Four plus seven is eleven plus twelve, which is she'll have doesn't matter, she can roll in that one yeah oh technically, because she has a plus twelve.
Timothy (DM):She has a plus twelve never mind, she doesn't have, so she takes, I think, is 24 total damage from slashing 24. She is not looking great Good. She's definitely starting to feel like she gotta figure something out. Prismatic Spray was not as successful as she was hoping, so oh fuck, I have Shield Next turn, oh no. She has to keep using Counterspell, so she's using her reaction every time, so she can't use Shield. Yeah, that's what you're helping with, yonce.
Timothy (DM):It's your turn.
Kai (Yonce):I'm so happy I'm going to cast a spell.
Timothy (DM):Alright, she's going to counter at fifth, no, at six. Alright, so she has to roll. You have two six level spells.
Chris (Salvador):Oh no, I don't. They got to bring a spell storm, right, you got an extra spell slot, right, you used your spell slot for your 6-level.
Timothy (DM):Can you cast it at 5th? Whatever it is? Maybe, I mean she's going to cast her counter at 5th.
Kai (Yonce):Whatever?
Dan (Wren):Train her spell slots. Train her spell slots.
Timothy (DM):It's good stuff any other bonus actions you know, I can't all right, slad is dead poor baby.
Russel (Upri):You can throw a boomerang with your offhand.
Kai (Yonce):Yeah, oh, that's true, I can do, I'll do that, I will bless retcon and I take out the crossbow that's been there the entire time and I use it with my offhand what does that use it? With my offhand. What does that mean, though, with my offhand?
Russel (Upri):You just don't add your proficiency.
Dan (Wren):I think crossbows are two-handed. Is it a hand crossbow?
Timothy (DM):There's hand crossbows that are one-handed.
Dan (Wren):Oh, then I'll just do a boomerang, yeah, just huck a boomerang with your offhand Okay, so I don't think you're proficient so you don't add your dexterity bonus, so it fails d20 okay, um, I had to like do that now you get your dex bonus, you just don't add your bonus, you don't add your damage bonus okay, so you would add dex bonus.
Timothy (DM):Whatever your dex bonus is well.
Kai (Yonce):now I don't remember the number, so I I have to roll again, and it was even worse.
Timothy (DM):It's worse. You don't remember, oh my goodness. No, it wasn't.
Kai (Yonce):This one was a two, so of course it's going to be worse than what I had.
Timothy (DM):Okay, okay, okay, hit her as hard as you can, All right.
Russel (Upri):I'm going to resummon Fern or my great sword, and then I'm going to resummon fern or my great sword. Uh, I'm just going, and then I'm going to bonus action rage alright, so we're gonna roll a d8. It is a 7. That's usually voluntary oh, okay uh, a bunch of flowers grow around us and it's really pretty. It's difficult to rain.
Timothy (DM):Oh, my god no.
Russel (Upri):And then I'm going to reckless attack.
Chris (Salvador):Alright.
Russel (Upri):Thank god. One of those is a net. One Does a 20 hit.
Timothy (DM):Yes, it does, come on. Her AC is 19.
Russel (Upri):16 slashing damage. Concentration check.
Dan (Wren):She has to do a concentration check, bring me back.
Timothy (DM):Okay, let me do math real quick. Alright, she's also not looking great, but concentration, saving, saving, throw, she gets a nat, 20, so that's a 32 I hit her with a second attack.
Russel (Upri):That's a 24 and does 18 slashing damage do it again.
Dan (Wren):She's got a roll.
Russel (Upri):She's on death door no, it's always to 10 she's death door.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, it's always to 10.
Russel (Upri):She's death door, so it's damage halved.
Timothy (DM):If it's lower than 10, it's always to 10.
Russel (Upri):So it's minimum 10.
Timothy (DM):Oh, yeah, yeah, so she didn't have to roll that concentration save.
Dan (Wren):Yeah.
Russel (Upri):We need to do 26.
Dan (Wren):Damage to the possibility of it failing.
Russel (Upri):No 28 damage A lot.
Dan (Wren):Yeah.
Russel (Upri):And then damn it. I bought an action lot, yeah, and then Damn it, I post an action rage. She is on death's door, though I'm just going to Like blood seeps from my mouth.
Dan (Wren):It is her turn though.
Timothy (DM):I'm just holding this sword.
Timothy (DM):Oh, it is her turn.
Russel (Upri):You are right on her now. Yeah, I just hit her for a lot.
Timothy (DM):How does this work?
Dan (Wren):Let me look up the spell real quick she's fireball fireball on top of herself she could have sculpt, I don't know um all right gorgeous she's using wisdom to cast interesting she can't.
Timothy (DM):Is that a?
Chris (Salvador):sorcerer thing, no, sorcerer's charisma. Is there a wisdom caster? That's just cleric?
Dan (Wren):yeah, it's just cleric and ranger oh, she's gonna bonus action.
Timothy (DM):Missy step, I forgot she had that. Oopsies to get away from you and then cast chain lightning.
Chris (Salvador):I forgot she had that Oopsies To get away from you.
Timothy (DM):Bro, and then cast Chain Lightning on Upright. Does Misty Step elude Rain? Opportunity attacks yes, okay, yeah, so unnecessary.
Timothy (DM):So she's going to Chain Lightning. I make a deck save, so Chain Lightning is three bolts Wait.
Russel (Upri):Oh wait, no, I have a reaction. You create a bolt of lightning that arcs towards the target of your. So chain lightning is three bolts.
Timothy (DM):Oh wait, no, you create a bolt of lightning that arcs towards the target of your choice. Three bolts then leap from that target to as many as three other targets. Oh my gosh, I cannot read right now. A target must make a dexterity saving throw, and then the three berserkers will make deck saves.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, well, which three of these? Because there were nine on her.
Kai (Yonce):They say random letters.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, okay.
Chris (Salvador):I'll pick the three best ones.
Timothy (DM):A no. I'll pick them A, c and F.
Chris (Salvador):Okay, one of them got got a 21 and the other two failed all right, so 21 will be half damage.
Timothy (DM):Okay, everybody else is going to take 10 d8. It's fine.
Russel (Upri):I have over 100.
Timothy (DM):One at a time Four, he Twelve Plus five, seventeen Plus six is.
Dan (Wren):Twenty-three.
Timothy (DM):Twenty-three Plus five is Twenty-eight. Twenty-eight Plus two, seven Thirty Thirty Plus five.
Dan (Wren):Thirty-five.
Timothy (DM):Plus three, thirty-eight Plus two, forty Plus 3.
Dan (Wren):38.
Timothy (DM):Plus 2. 40. I think it's the last one Plus 7.
Dan (Wren):47.
Timothy (DM):47.
Chris (Salvador):Yeah anti-Carter and Francois are burned up, all right 47, which means 23 for the other one. Gorgeous. Well, he 23?. Oh, well then, Carter is still up.
Russel (Upri):Uprie falls to the ground A charred bunch of leaves.
Timothy (DM):Wren's gone, wren's out. Salvador, she's on death's door.
Dan (Wren):Come on Sal. Come on Sally Poo, I'm going to try to get out of my trance.
Chris (Salvador):I'm stunned. Some of us can't be out of trance, nope, so all the berserkers are going to attack her again.
Timothy (DM):Yeah, so they run the 30 feet.
Chris (Salvador):One hits, second one hits Third, one still hits, even though he's blinded. Well, I guess he wouldn't know where to go because he's blind.
Timothy (DM):He hits the air, but he doesn't hit them.
Chris (Salvador):Is one of them able to get out being restrained?
Timothy (DM):There's like a constitution or strength save they can do. Okay, she has one hit point. Okay, we'll just see how the other three roll One two.
Chris (Salvador):You have shields. How long did you use counterspell? I used counterspell no not yet.
Dan (Wren):Is it in your round? Sal goes before.
Kai (Yonce):Y'all need to stop giving them instructions.
Chris (Salvador):That's 27 plus nine, that's 36 points.
Timothy (DM):Do you remember any of your rolls, of what I rolled?
Chris (Salvador):Yeah, did any of them reach 24 Of what I rolled? Yeah, because you know it's plus five AC. Did any of them reach 24? Maybe one of them did, because one of them got a. I think one of them got a dirty. No, that would have been a 22. Anyway.
Dan (Wren):She's going to shield. She's going to shield.
Timothy (DM):Her AC goes up to 24. All right.
Dan (Wren):I don't think you passed.
Chris (Salvador):I'm sorry, none of them hit, even though they tried really hard.
Timothy (DM):But that is her reaction.
Dan (Wren):She can't counter spell anymore. She can't counter spell, do it.
Timothy (DM):What are you doing? Her AC is 24.
Dan (Wren):But that's possible. You rolled much higher than a 24 before.
Russel (Upri):You have three chances. You have three chances to roll above a 24.
Kai (Yonce):I also have a pack of the talismans, so I'm going to use all three of my Eldritch. Blast that one is 25.
Chris (Salvador):Yes.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, that one That'll do it. You just need one, you just need one.
Timothy (DM):I mean, you can roll the others if you really fucking want to.
Kai (Yonce):I already did the 13 plus 8 is 21, so these last two fail, okay, and these last two fail.
Timothy (DM):Okay. So one of them hits, crashes through her shield, one of them makes contact and she is. It's eight, yay, okay.
Kai (Yonce):So I know I wanted to do this with flavor. As I see the shield, the camera zooms up to my face and you see a smirk and I whisper got you bitch. And as I outreach my hands and two algae splats comes out my hands and then I open my mouth and the third one comes out of my mouth oh my god, the two. Since I was, I was surprised by the one in the the mouth.
Kai (Yonce):The other two miss, but the one in the mouth, hits her square in the heart and as she, as she falls, back her the music of ooh. What you say, ooh, ooh, is that the one I'm thinking about? Yeah, yeah, and as she falls, I'm like your time's up and that's where we're gonna end this session.
Dan (Wren):Yeah, fuck, yeah, what happened? Alright, dear intrepid listeners, yay, fuck yeah. Red just pops back into existence. What happened? Yeah, exactly.
Timothy (DM):All right, dear intrepid listeners, as we close the curtain on this latest chapter of Shadows of Prophecy, we bid you farewell from the mysterious tapestry of our cosmic tale. Remember, the darkness never sleeps, but our doors are always open for those brave enough to explore. We could not do it without your support. A special thank you.
Dan (Wren):I'm so sorry.
Timothy (DM):That's another.
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Kai (Yonce):Send nudes. I'm kidding.
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