Ready for a trip down memory lane? Today's episode is an exhilarating journey through time, starting with the groundbreaking cinematic game-changer Jurassic Park. We dissect the beauty of its unmatched graphics and the magic of animatronics, even daring to compare it to the original Godzilla movie. The conversation gets more riveting as we rewind the clock back to 2011, reminiscing about changes since then, and even touch on the medical significance of our eyes being white!
But wait, there's more! From a stroll with my mama set leading to encounters with strippers and a wild giraffe, to a bag of cartridges and heart-pounding feats of bravery, we plunge into tales of strange adventures. We also delve into the enchanting world of wordplay, so prepare yourself for a whirlwind ride of laughter and witticisms. And if that’s not enough, we also throw in some weird and wonderful beauty tips for those in search of the ultimate beauty regimen.
We wrap up with some sage wisdom on the mystic art of dating. Hear about the unconventional yet effective methods of sprinting to the door, ordering Subway, and springing unexpected surprises like chicken nuggets and vodka. And just when you think we've covered it all, we swing back to Jurassic Park, beauty regimens, and the delightful taste of lava guava flavored Milo. All this and more await you in this laughter-packed episode. So, strap in, hold on tight and prepare yourself for an unforgettable ride!
Stay in touch yo!!
Instagram: @the_duncan_and_angus_show
Duncan: @freakinchocolate
Angus: @darkhorse_barbering
Ready for a trip down memory lane? Today's episode is an exhilarating journey through time, starting with the groundbreaking cinematic game-changer Jurassic Park. We dissect the beauty of its unmatched graphics and the magic of animatronics, even daring to compare it to the original Godzilla movie. The conversation gets more riveting as we rewind the clock back to 2011, reminiscing about changes since then, and even touch on the medical significance of our eyes being white!
But wait, there's more! From a stroll with my mama set leading to encounters with strippers and a wild giraffe, to a bag of cartridges and heart-pounding feats of bravery, we plunge into tales of strange adventures. We also delve into the enchanting world of wordplay, so prepare yourself for a whirlwind ride of laughter and witticisms. And if that’s not enough, we also throw in some weird and wonderful beauty tips for those in search of the ultimate beauty regimen.
We wrap up with some sage wisdom on the mystic art of dating. Hear about the unconventional yet effective methods of sprinting to the door, ordering Subway, and springing unexpected surprises like chicken nuggets and vodka. And just when you think we've covered it all, we swing back to Jurassic Park, beauty regimens, and the delightful taste of lava guava flavored Milo. All this and more await you in this laughter-packed episode. So, strap in, hold on tight and prepare yourself for an unforgettable ride!
Stay in touch yo!!
Instagram: @the_duncan_and_angus_show
Duncan: @freakinchocolate
Angus: @darkhorse_barbering
And we're back.
Speaker 1:How you doing guys DNA here, duncan and Angus. How are you doing, angus, on this beautiful Sunday, sunday, sunday.
Speaker 2:We've got this really awesome cross breeze happening throughout the house, so it's like siphoning out all the air. It's good it's getting a bit warmer now. We can feel the heat are coming.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, yeah, it is I currently. I'm sitting in 31 degrees at the moment, so it's surprisingly not too bad, because the ground is cold in this house. It's like it's on tiles, so I'm getting some cold air coming up and then the hot air is coming down. Meeting somewhere in the middle with a pleasant Maybe. No, I think the temperatures need to be vastly different, right.
Speaker 2:Is that how it works? I think you need air current in there as well.
Speaker 1:Oh, ok. So if I get like a fan blowing over here, yeah, maybe, it's probably good. Create our own toilet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because Actually no, it's meant to be the other way around. Oh, fair enough. What do you say? The cold is coming up and the heat is coming down. Yes, even though heat rises in cold and cool air like descends.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. Or maybe the heat coming down is coming from around me, or maybe the walls are emanating heat. The roof is probably emulating heat, but the ground is tiles and under the tiles is concrete, and then under that is.
Speaker 2:The roof wouldn't be emanating heat if you're on the bottom floor.
Speaker 1:No, you're probably right. I mean there's a, there's definitely a layer between it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, but with like possums and stuff running, it's cold above and that is there. Is there another roof on top of your roof, like?
Speaker 1:another floor. Yeah, yeah, yes, but the walls definitely do get warm, not this one per se, but that one, the one next to my bed. Oh boy, the sun hits that in the afternoon. It's rough. Real toasty, okay, um, before we get into that, guess what I've just been doing Get into what? Oh, the topic of the episode. Before we get into the some fun stuff, oh, I was going to bring that.
Speaker 2:Okay, but yeah, go.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I started watching Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2:Oh, very good. And what have you been thinking of it of late?
Speaker 1:Oh, it's not too bad. I started it probably like an hour and a bit ago and then I hopped on the computer. It's paused, probably like 50 to 60 minutes in. It's paused just after the T-rex knocks the car off the ledge and all mates hanging with the girl on his back and swung like swung just to avoid the truck. That I think is a truck, a car, four-wheel drive thing. Yep, the air back the air. Is that what it is? Probably not, okay, I think that's where that's just fallen off. And I did the. Did the boy? Was the boy in that car? Yes, I'll find out soon. Okay, did he die? No, okay, fair enough, fair enough. But yeah, there was like some actors in this movie that I was like I didn't know that guy was in this movie. Hmm, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do you think of the?
Speaker 1:graphics and everything Um. Was it 93? It came out Um, probably ahead of its time. The the reasoning obviously, I told you in the last episode why I hadn't watched. That is the same reason I haven't watched the original Godzilla Um because mom well, the sixties one or something. Yeah, yeah, oh, that sixties was it? Was it that long ago?
Speaker 2:Yeah, godzilla is a very old movie. Okay, I think it was done in black and white Are you thinking about it?
Speaker 1:Did they remake it in, like the nineties? Yes, they did remake it in the nineties. Okay, that's the original I'm talking about the real.
Speaker 2:four of the actors in that movie in that movie are from the Simpsons.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, yeah, Um, so that one is. I haven't watched that one either, um, but it's the same reason. I haven't watched the Jurassic Park, and watching Jurassic Park now I'm pretty sure I've caught glimpses of Godzilla, and I feel like the graphics in Godzilla are terrible compared to the graphics in Jurassic Park, which are surprisingly pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was. Uh. Yeah, they um they were testing out, yeah. They oh yeah, it was ahead of its time and, uh, like they still do use animatronics, especially with the close ups, um, you know, with the T-Rex head sniffing around and everything but yeah, I think the the two, they are Tyranitar.
Speaker 1:No, the Tri-Syarotops like blinking and stuff, Hmm.
Speaker 2:That was animatronic as well. That was like three times or something stupid, um, but yeah, like what sold it's I guess it's longevity, because it is over 30 years old is when and how they decided to go with, uh, cgi, so it definitely does help. Oh yeah, they don't have to, like, you know, um, they don't have to, uh, you know like, try and composite the, the animated scene, on a on a very bright scale, because it's all dark and rainy and everything they can yeah?
Speaker 2:fudge it up a bit. I'm not fudging up. They can be a bit more trickstery with it, even though it costs them like a lot of money. Oh yeah, I imagine it would have cost a lot of money, money, money, more problems. So what do you think of my new uh background?
Speaker 1:A man. A man I'm trying to think about when that was. I have a feeling it was that a potential party slash dance, um, and I came dressed as a nerd, maybe Cause I've got the. I've got the tape between the glasses which might have just been dental floss, I can't remember, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Uh, what can I tell you about this photo that I like, googled, Leggoogled.
Speaker 1:Uh, leggoogly Um. Was that Instagram or Facebook or just Google images? Google images go to you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um when, where did I?
Speaker 1:find it. All I can tell you about this image is that your boy does not have a beard and his chin is quite chinny. It is quite the chin I believe the full butt chin is in is in focus.
Speaker 2:Yeah, uh, I think this is from like 2011.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, so like 12 years ago, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2:What has changed?
Speaker 1:A lot has changed. I don't, I don't even recognize that guy.
Speaker 2:Well does, it's 12 years ago.
Speaker 1:Mm, hmm, 2011. Look at them sideburns. Look at Bernie boy over here Fat chops baby. What was he thinking? No, I don't mind it. I think it looked all right.
Speaker 2:What I can tell you is that it is still a similar hairstyle to what you're doing already.
Speaker 1:To date the moment yeah Cause, my hair grows so fast is redonk donk, redonk donk, bonkers, absolutely bonkers. Oh man, and the whites of my eyes? It's quite, quite white. You want them to?
Speaker 2:be white though you do, you do Don't want them to be, you know.
Speaker 1:Jorned shot Jornedist. Is that a color, yellow, oh.
Speaker 2:It's. It's medical, it's a medical term. It's a medical term. It just means you're Livers sucks. On average it means you're yeah, you're limous, sucks and it's not doing its job properly, and the whites of your eyes go yellow.
Speaker 1:Mmm. Dang Dang, dang, dang, dang dang.
Speaker 2:Yeah, um, oh, what do I do? Okay, what have I got? One, two, three, give me a number between one and 34. Oh golly.
Speaker 1:Let's go 33.
Speaker 2:The store. We bring back everyone's favorite, annoyingly cringy theme of us trying to work out what is a noun, an adjective, with wordplay? Okay, we have got seven. Give me one to seven. Give me a number between one to seven. A door, what? Two, two, okay, with a rating of four and a half stars, we have got to get through a number of words. All right, give me an adjective.
Speaker 1:Running, running.
Speaker 2:Give me a plural family member, ie sisters, brothers. Give me another one.
Speaker 1:Cousins.
Speaker 2:Cousins, give me a family member, any type of family member, dog, dog it is Dogs are family members right. Give me an animal.
Speaker 1:Marmoset, marmoset.
Speaker 2:Give me an earthly substance.
Speaker 1:Let's go.
Speaker 2:Like avatar, Cole Cole. No, that's like no, it's asking for, like you know, Like like avatar last year been to elements, substance, each stuff. Um, come on, bro, what is the avatar known for Earth Mastering all four elements, man? Okay, so give me something along those lines.
Speaker 1:I'm confused what you're asking.
Speaker 2:Give me an earthly substance like air or fire or water or smoke along those lines.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, let's just go air.
Speaker 2:Air Time of day 3am. Give me a color.
Speaker 1:Violet Violet.
Speaker 2:Give me a number 2. Come on, man, give me a better number than that. That was the. That was the name of this one that we're going for.
Speaker 1:Um can I say 222? Fine 222.
Speaker 2:Give me the onomatopoeia of a noise. Do you know what onomatopoeia is the description of a noise? Give me the description of a noise, okay.
Speaker 1:Let's go harrowingly. No, that's harrowing. Is that noise? That's describing noise, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Like thump or squeal or shirk. Right or scream.
Speaker 1:Oh, let's just go thump. Thump Harrowing, harrowingly, isn't that describing a noise, though, or is that the description of a noise? In that case, what's the difference?
Speaker 2:I don't know, because I'm very tired. Give me a direction Left. Left Actually. No, I didn't read that right. Give me a direction north, east, south or west. Uh, west, okay, give me an adjective.
Speaker 1:Um, uh, what does what's? I think, is it running falling. Is that an adjective? I think we need to look up what an adjective is again Because adjectives are IND words, right, is it?
Speaker 2:What is an adjective?
Speaker 1:Spell, adjective oh no, you're not.
Speaker 2:you're not that good at that part. Oh my, a word naming an attribute of a noun such as sweet, red or technical. Okay, let's go with dog-like. Is that one of the options it gave you?
Speaker 1:when you googled it Yep, yep, maybe a verb is a doing word then.
Speaker 2:What animal did we put in a mama set? Plural transportation Brains Whistle blowing. Give me a different animal that is not a dog or a mama set Gecko. Gecko, a verb ending in ing.
Speaker 1:Blowing Okay.
Speaker 2:Give me a body part, oh no.
Speaker 1:Should I just go down that?
Speaker 2:path.
Speaker 1:You can do whatever you want. All right, we're going to go with toe. Oh, you thought I was. People out there thought I was going to say penis, but I didn't. Well, you did say just then I did. You're right. But not part of the not part of the mad lib.
Speaker 2:No, you're part of just this common kink of blowing toes. Give me a color that's not violet. Can we go lilac? Give me something that's not in the purple family. Oh, okay, tangerine, okay, let's go. Tangerine. Bro, you need to be more creative. Give me a clothing item G string, g string. Do you want to put it with an R or an A? Let's. Do you want it to be a G string or G string?
Speaker 1:Oh, the string, let's go Strang.
Speaker 2:S-T-R-A-N-G. Yeah, give me another adjective that's not dog lock, enormous, enormous. Another one that looked like it was an option that came up. I've got five others. Baby, give me a verb plus ed, so with ed on the end.
Speaker 1:Um rolled.
Speaker 2:Plural occupation.
Speaker 1:Uh strippers.
Speaker 2:Oh geez, here we go Outside object.
Speaker 1:Um, let's go pot plant.
Speaker 2:Like a plant in a pot or marijuana. Yeah, like a pot.
Speaker 1:Not like a potted plant. A potted plant.
Speaker 2:Give me a food.
Speaker 1:Um, let's go with jerky.
Speaker 2:Jerky, give me a family member. Uh, let's go, grandmother, and mother, give me another adjective we're almost there.
Speaker 1:Uh, let's go with yellow. Yellow, yeah, according to this, it's an adjective too.
Speaker 2:Is that how you? Is that what you say when you answer the phone? Yellow, give me plural noun. Noun plural Um yellows.
Speaker 1:Par-tridges, par-tridges.
Speaker 2:Give me a verb with an ed on the end.
Speaker 1:Um slipped Slipped.
Speaker 2:Gekko, Give me a verb Um let's go.
Speaker 1:Can I say slip as well, Do whatever you want. Yeah, let's go slip.
Speaker 2:Give me another verb.
Speaker 1:Um, um jump.
Speaker 2:Give me an emotion.
Speaker 1:Angry.
Speaker 2:Give me a noun.
Speaker 1:Um dolphin, Give me a different noun.
Speaker 2:Um, let's go with boy, give me a body part. Let's go with elbow, elbow, slap my elbow. I do it like this. Is that a song?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I've never heard of it. If it is, Slap my elbow.
Speaker 2:Oh that's from um, that's from Angry Boys. That's right. Oh, With um s-dot mouse, Slap my elbow, Slap my elbow. I do it like this.
Speaker 1:Okay, give me a verb ending in in Ah, breaking, breaking.
Speaker 2:Give me a different Amino. Amino from a gecko and a mama set.
Speaker 1:And a dog and a dog. Um let's go with a giraffe.
Speaker 2:Giraffe, giraffe, eeyah, eeyah.
Speaker 1:Give me an adjective. Uh, let's go with fast.
Speaker 2:F-A-S-T. Yeah, and Sam and Wigab, giraffe, giraffe. Okay, play it.
Speaker 1:That's a long one. Before you rate it, let me just crack a cold one. Okay, get that. Yeah, okay, the best mother flavor that's out so far from the new varieties Rainbow Sherbet, no lava guava.
Speaker 2:Oh lava guava.
Speaker 1:Lava, guava, guava.
Speaker 2:OK, from the thriller Madward Blanks, we are giving you a story of Dark Knight. Whatever, that is Bum, bum bum.
Speaker 2:Are you ready? I was born ready. Yes, oh, ok. It was a cold, running night when I just had a fight with my brother's, friend's cousin's second dog. I decided I decided to take my mama set for a long walk outside and get some fresh air. It was exactly zero, 300 am and it was already pitch violet out. But I was so puzzled about the fight I could care less. Two hundred and twenty two minutes away from my house I heard a lannard thump from a distance. I looked back and nothing but trees blowing west and gates slamming from the dog like wind. I was just. I just went along and walked my mama set.
Speaker 2:Coming to a corner, these two trains were speeding just ahead of me, one turn to make a gecko like sound and the other just kept blowing, coming towards me as a pass by. I looked at who was driving and it was, and it looked like someone without a toe and a tangerine. She's trying. They stared at me as I walked. I felt a little enormous, so I turned the first corner to go back home.
Speaker 2:As we rolled, a group of strippers showed up from around the pot plant. It scared the living jerky out of me. One asked me if I was a grandmother. I just kept walking as I didn't hear them. One laughed and one told me I was looking yellow tonight and pulled out a large bag of cartridges in front of me. I asked them what they wanted and they practically slipped me. My gecko got off the leash and I told him to run home, run home. I felt someone slip me from behind and told me I was going to jump tonight. I was so angry that I dropped my dolphin. I then opened my purse and pulled out a boy. I charged at them with it and ran as fast as my elbow could take me, running and breaking. I came across a wild giraffe on my next door neighbor's lawn. It stared at me and started hissing at me and showed me its ear. That was a fast, endless night, but I managed to get home safely and give my giraffe a hot bubble bath.
Speaker 1:That is amazing. That was good, that was good. We need to. We need to do another one of those that was intense.
Speaker 2:We can do another one if you want. That was a good Can we do another one.
Speaker 1:That's a long one, but I kind of liked how long it was.
Speaker 2:Do you want to do the same category or a different one now?
Speaker 1:Let's do a different number. Wait, is that the numbers categories? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What have I said so far? I said number 33. No, yeah, let's go 16. 16., 16.
Speaker 2:16. Ok, 234. 234. One to five.
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, Four Four.
Speaker 2:It's not as long this one, so OK, word wise, give me an adjective Tight T-I-G-H-T or T-O-I-G-H-T. Tweet Tweet.
Speaker 1:Let's get.
Speaker 2:Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Speaker 1:We're all body part Knees. Give me a noun Knife, knife, that's kniffy.
Speaker 2:That's the sound. A noun is the sound that banks when an F1 car goes past Nyawn.
Speaker 1:I thought you were going to say kniffy.
Speaker 2:No, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1:Give me a number no twos. Let's go with 89.
Speaker 2:Give me a liquid.
Speaker 1:Mother.
Speaker 2:Mother, mother, oh geez, give me another plural body part.
Speaker 1:Let's go with Hands.
Speaker 2:Hands. Ok, any type of substance. Give me a substance. Ah, dirt, dirt, same noun. You use Knife. Give me a plural body part.
Speaker 1:Eyes Eyes. E-y-e-s, e-s.
Speaker 2:E-S.
Speaker 1:E-S.
Speaker 2:E-S E-S Spell yes, y-e-s. So what's E-Y-E-S spell?
Speaker 1:E-S, E-S sir.
Speaker 2:Give me a shape.
Speaker 1:Can we go octagon, is that two?
Speaker 2:Yeah, octagon OK, I thought you were going to say an oblin spheroid.
Speaker 1:I don't know what that is. It's a.
Speaker 2:It's like a. It's a weird shaped oval, I guess Like an egg. Give me a liquid.
Speaker 1:A liquid let's go with. Can I say chalky milk? Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2:Chalky, m-i-l-k or M-U-L-K, m-a-l-k, m-molk, malk, malk, give me a number.
Speaker 1:Let's go with 1,469.
Speaker 2:69. Give me a verb, a verb.
Speaker 1:Hell, hell.
Speaker 2:An adjective that ends in E-R.
Speaker 1:Picker.
Speaker 2:C-K-E-R or double C.
Speaker 1:Double C.
Speaker 2:Picker, picker, give me another body, give me a plural body part. Jeez, we said eyes, hands, knees and elbows. Have we said?
Speaker 1:elbow? No, we haven't. Let's go shins, knees.
Speaker 2:Eyes, hands, shins.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Give me a substance.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's just do it.
Speaker 2:Let's say cocaine, cocaine, it's a hell of a drug. Give me a type of beverage.
Speaker 1:A type of alcoholic, alcoholic.
Speaker 2:Give me just a body part.
Speaker 1:Let's go with. Let's go with Wang Wang.
Speaker 2:Now are we going to put some extra source with a WH-A-N-G in there, wang, wang or just W-A-N-G? Let's just go W-A-N-G. Okay, wang, give me a noun.
Speaker 1:Let's go with bag.
Speaker 2:Bag Give me another type of beverage Geez.
Speaker 1:All right Forex Forex.
Speaker 2:I'll top in the word for X, because I'll say it on be like what is going on here. X, x, x. Yeah, give me an adjective let's go with dangerous dangerous, and give me an adjective that ends in ER ER dangerous.
Speaker 1:Let's go with gentler, gentler.
Speaker 2:Give me a verb, a verb Fly, fly. Yeah, give me a food what I'm alone, water alone. Oh, and actual, of say phonetically. I'll spell phonetically say WAN W, I'll a WN water. Malone, Give me a number that's not the one you said before 1469. Can I say three?
Speaker 1:Can. If you want to, let's go three.
Speaker 2:Give me a color.
Speaker 1:Let's go with just straight up green green, give me a body part.
Speaker 2:Let's go with Head head, give me another, noun other now.
Speaker 1:Table, table.
Speaker 2:Give me a plural body part.
Speaker 1:Well, we have none elbows, so let's go elbows elbows.
Speaker 2:Give me another number 100. Days, years, hours or seconds choose one.
Speaker 1:Let's go hours, hours.
Speaker 2:Give me an adjective that ends in her.
Speaker 1:Prouder, prouder.
Speaker 2:Give me another one that ends in her cleaner cleaner, give me a body part.
Speaker 1:Um, but ox the but talk.
Speaker 2:Give me another number.
Speaker 1:Let's go with 70 70 food chicken biryani.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicken biryani, chicken biryani this is how you make chicken biryani. Yeah, I need to. I keep seeing recipes for chicken biryani and I feel like I need to give it a go. Hmm, cuz it's got yogurt and stuff. Yeah, I.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you like this generally, like on top of it.
Speaker 2:Hmm, oh yeah, like, like, not in the sauce or anything not all the time. No, we're marinating and whatever. Okay, give me an inside body part Kidneys, kidney kidneys, or kidney, kidney kidney.
Speaker 1:Can we say the left kidney? Is that too much?
Speaker 2:I'm sure we can say the left kidney.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What have you got? What have you got against the right kidney?
Speaker 1:you might come out later, hmm.
Speaker 2:Give me a plural food Grape. Okay, give me another number 44. And give me a liquid.
Speaker 1:Blood.
Speaker 2:Day or night, night no, and Ight or an oh Ight and Ight a night, but we like to keep things toy. Wait, give me an Amino.
Speaker 1:Let's go to run a source Rex.
Speaker 2:Oh geez to Ranna Source.
Speaker 1:Rex, give me an outside object an outside object, we were going to go with letterbox, a letterbox.
Speaker 2:Give me a body part.
Speaker 1:Um, let's go with back like.
Speaker 2:So, from all the words and everything we've gone through, what do you think this word blank is about?
Speaker 1:Honestly, there's a lot of numbers in here and a lot of body parts. I Gosh, I have no idea. Um, let's just guess it is about Someone going on a holiday and everything goes wrong.
Speaker 2:Mmm, I like it, it's beauty regimes that work.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I've tested out many beauty ingredients and let me show you what works. The toy skin, especially on your knees. Grab a knife and soak it for 89 minutes in cold mother Geez. During that time, wash your hands with dirt. Apply the wet knife to your eyes and work it in an octagon motion. In octagon motions for at least 1469 minutes. Immediately apply chocky milk.
Speaker 2:It's best to do this before you. Hell. For thicker, hairless shins. You'll want to moisturize them considerably with either thick cocaine or alcoholic. Wrap your wang in a towel and pat dry with a bag which helps to soak up any extra Forex. Repeat this daily until you see a dangerous glow the gentler, thicker hair that doesn't fly. Buy some water Malone and mix it with three cups of brown sugar. It should turn green. Apply gently. Apply this to your head and use a table to straighten each strand. Work your elbows through your hair until the dryness has vanished. In 100 hours You'll notice Prouder, cleaner hair For a flat of buttocks or even just to lose up to 70 pounds. Mix some white vinegar with chicken briani and eat this on an empty left kidney three times per day. Eat plenty of raw grapes and drink no more than 44 glasses of pure blood a night. Take your Tyrannosaurus Rex for a jog, or simply run around the letterbox every morning to take off a couple extra inches Around your back.
Speaker 2:I hope you all these tips to a whole new you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I did fixing water on with brown sugar to make a green substance. I reckon it would do that. Yeah, and then the gently apply also worked.
Speaker 2:Generally, apply this to your head and use a table to straighten each strand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just like, lay it down, strain the strands. Yep, oh my days. All right, let's do one more of these before.
Speaker 2:Oh, my great nurse, that is, that is wild, that's, that's good, that's good, I wanted you to choose number one in this one because it was gonna tell us how to get public. I count, how to get pubic alice or the crabs. Oh, that's it, that's okay. So 1 to 34, that's not 16 or 33.
Speaker 1:Can we go with 20 7?
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, one to eight oh six. I was hoping you would choose six.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is a longer one, but that's okay, so it should be good. Give me an adjective Timely, timely. Give me another adjective, thankful. Give me a tar-drum, no Tar-drum. Hey, do you throw that ball of tantrum?
Speaker 1:Hey, why are you throwing a tantrum?
Speaker 2:Yeah, buddy, boys or girls, choose one. Let's go with goils Goils. G-o-y-l-e-s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like the gargoyles, but without the gars Goils.
Speaker 2:Goils. Do you like goils? Yes, yes. Plural clothing.
Speaker 1:Let's go with socks.
Speaker 2:Socks man or woe man?
Speaker 1:Oh man, let's go man.
Speaker 2:Munch, yeah, munch. Adjective let's go with clear. Give me a random place.
Speaker 1:Botswana, botswana.
Speaker 2:Give me another random place.
Speaker 1:Let's go with the Bermuda Triangle, the.
Speaker 2:Bermuda Triangle. Now do you want me to put Bermuda Triangle or the Bermuda Triangle?
Speaker 1:The Bermuda Triangle. The Bermuda Triangle, yeah.
Speaker 2:And finally, just kidding, give me another random place.
Speaker 1:Let's stick with the B's. Let's go Brazil, brazil.
Speaker 2:Give me an amount of time.
Speaker 1:Seconds. No, no like an amount Five hours, five hours.
Speaker 2:Give me a size Any type of size. Four XL, no more like a Like a size of measurement, or huge or small.
Speaker 1:Okay, petite.
Speaker 2:Give me an adjective.
Speaker 1:Let's go with salty.
Speaker 2:Salt T-A-Y.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:T-A-Y. Give me another adjective, let's go with silke, silke. Give me a plural noun.
Speaker 1:Let's go with combs.
Speaker 2:Combs, give me a verb that's ending with ing.
Speaker 1:Dashing, dashing. Give me a verb Squat, squat. Give me an adjective let's go with broad. Give me an adjective let's go with brave.
Speaker 2:Quit with the B's man, Give me a different one.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Let's go with cruel. Give me another adjective that doesn't start with a letter B, c or D, juicy, juicy. There we go, finally.
Speaker 1:Finally, give me a color let's go with yellow.
Speaker 2:Yellow Give me plural clothing.
Speaker 1:Plural clothing. Let's go with mittens. Mittens, give me a color. Let's go with chitrus.
Speaker 2:Chitrus Is that the word? Maybe I don't know how to spell it Chitrus? Well, I remember it. Single piece of clothing Beanie, beanie, not the knees of a bee, no, no, not these knees. A single body part.
Speaker 1:Let's go with shoulder.
Speaker 2:Shoulder. Give me an animal.
Speaker 1:Let's go with alligator.
Speaker 2:A single piece of clothing.
Speaker 1:Let's go with jorts.
Speaker 2:Jorts. Yes, sir, no Single piece of clothing. Jorts Is jorts plural.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, do you wear pants or do you wear a pair of pants? That's the thing. That's the one thing. Isn't it Okay A pair of jorts if?
Speaker 2:you want A pair of material. Let's go with denim. Baby, Give me plural clothing.
Speaker 1:Vests.
Speaker 2:Give me a single body part.
Speaker 1:Let's go with little toe.
Speaker 2:Give me an adverb, oh gosh what's an adverb?
Speaker 1:Top it in there. Let me Google it Just in case. Adverb.
Speaker 2:Give me the option that Google is giving you.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it modifies the verb Usually.
Speaker 2:Give me a mythical being that's not Rhett or Link.
Speaker 1:Stevie, let's go with the.
Speaker 2:Tuppercobra, happy borough. Give me a weird place, weird place. If you were knocked out and you woke up, you would go. This is a weird place.
Speaker 1:Grandpa's basement.
Speaker 2:Basement. Give me a verb.
Speaker 1:A verb. Let's go with crawl.
Speaker 2:In or out Out An outy.
Speaker 1:Plural noun let's go with rocks.
Speaker 2:Give me another plural noun.
Speaker 1:Can it be a proper noun? It just says plural noun. I'm going to say aureos.
Speaker 2:Now why would you say a proper noun?
Speaker 1:Because I wanted to say aureos.
Speaker 2:Aureos is the proper noun. Aureo is the proper noun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because it's the name of something.
Speaker 2:Something earthy.
Speaker 1:This isn't the same thing again, isn't it like an earthly element? No, not element, something earthy Copper.
Speaker 2:Is that okay? Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1:Give me a number, let's go with 425. 425. Give me an animal An animal.
Speaker 2:Let's go with a. Turtle duck, turtle duck, give me an occupation.
Speaker 1:Let's go with ice cream salesman Ice cream salesman.
Speaker 2:Give me another occupation Pediatric surgeon.
Speaker 1:Pediatric surgeon. Pediatric surgeon, oh geez.
Speaker 2:Pediatric surgeon Give me a type of shelter.
Speaker 1:Um, let's go with umbrella Um burrilla Bella. Country, country, let's go with Canada.
Speaker 2:Will or won't. Won't Give me some transportation.
Speaker 1:Let's go Subway. Subway Give me plural food. Let's go. Chicken nuggets.
Speaker 2:Chicken nuggets. Give me a liquid.
Speaker 1:Liquid. Let's go with Um vodka. Vodka, plural noun, plural noun. Let's go with Helmets. Helmets A single body part, single body part. We will go with.
Speaker 2:Fist, fist, give me another single body part.
Speaker 1:Um Chest.
Speaker 2:Chest, give me another adjective.
Speaker 1:Um, let me go back to my thing here. Let's go with amused.
Speaker 2:And give me another adjective.
Speaker 1:Adorna. I would say it from the A's let's go with sarcastic.
Speaker 2:Sarcastic, give me another verb, another verb.
Speaker 1:Um.
Speaker 2:Sprint, sprint, and give me another single body part, another single body part, chin, and give me another verb ending with ing.
Speaker 1:A verb ending with ing Um Lifting.
Speaker 2:Lifting and give me another noun.
Speaker 1:Another noun, we will say A car.
Speaker 2:Car and give me another noun.
Speaker 1:Um.
Speaker 2:Tree, what Tree Tree? Okay, my man, any guesses is what this one could be about.
Speaker 1:Um, we are Escaping a horror story.
Speaker 2:Oh, so close Is to how to score a date, oh so close. So close. Okay, my man, are you the timely type? You're not. Are you the timely type, always getting thankful when it comes to meeting goils? My guy would help you loosen your socks and man up Number one. The best way to find someone clear is somewhere random, like the Botswana or even the Durbamuda triangle. Don't even think about going to the Brazil if you want your relationship to last longer than five hours.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you got to tell a petite lie to make yourself look salty. Tell them you're looking silky tonight, Maybe offer to carry their cones. Ask them if they would like to go dashing sometime. Always squat this sends a broad vibe. Number three dress up or crawl. Grab a juicy pair of yellow mittens and wear it with a long Chitrus beanie that will compliment the curve in your shoulder. Perhaps a alligator striped Jorts over that with a pair of denim vests.
Speaker 1:Now, that is a get up, that is a get up.
Speaker 2:Number four remember to use little toe contact, but not too usually. Put your date will think you're some chupacabra from grandpa's basement.
Speaker 1:That's free.
Speaker 2:You don't want to crawl them out. Number five talk about rocks, Oreos and the copper. Talk about growing up with 425 brothers and sisters on a turtle duck ranch with an ice cream salesman, mother and pediatric surgeon, father living in an umbrella in Canada. It won't impress them. Number six order A subway to pick you up and take them home. Surprise them with chicken nuggets, vodka and a bouquet of helmets which will put an instant smile on their fist. Number seven finish off with a kiss to the chest, Amused whisper, saying this night was unbelievably sarcastic. Then sprint and open their side door and take their chin while lifting them to their car. If you ask for another tree, you know you've scored. Good luck.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I want to try some of those things. If you can just send me what that was so I can get that same outfit. And I need to remember to sprint to the other door, Run fast.
Speaker 2:Oh gosh, Remember. The thing you need to stay away from is talking about growing up with 425 brothers and sisters on a turtle duck ranch with an ice cream salesman, mother and pediatric surgeon, father living in an umbrella in Canada.
Speaker 1:Do you reckon anyone in Canada has a mother and a father of those occupations? Oh I, never know.
Speaker 2:Would you want me to send you to?
Speaker 1:get up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to wear that one day. Okay, That'll be a deep cut, deep cut reference. Real deep cut, safe.
Speaker 2:Golly.
Speaker 1:Right near golly. Anyways, though, that does bring us to the end of this episode. I hope you all enjoyed the mad libs, because, man, they will make them back. They were good and, yeah, I hope they'll come back because they are quite funny, quite hilarious.
Speaker 1:Hi larious. Anyways, we're going to get out of here. Thank you all so much for listening to us talk for another hour or so. Don't forget to sprint to the door when you're taking your go on a date and don't forget to order the sube way. The sube way Nothing says I can provide for you by ordering a sube way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, by ordering a sube way and surprise them with chicken nuggets and vodka. I mean, yeah, I mean that's.
Speaker 1:I think there's a lot of girls out there, so it goes out there. Yeah that would be very interested in receiving some chicken nuggets and some vodka on the date.
Speaker 2:And you know, to finish it off, kiss their chest, oh yeah. And with an amused whisper, say this night was unbelievably sarcastic, unbelievably sarcastic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my goodness, that was good, that was good.
Speaker 2:Get some Milo in you. That's my recommendation. I've gone this whole year without any Milo and I'm missing it big time style.
Speaker 1:Is it because? Does it is actually chocolate in Milo Cocoa? I think so. Yeah, because I know it's a malt beverage, isn't it? I don't know what else is in there, though Thing, there's some cocoa products, some cocoa products, um, anyways, don't forget to do the things on the grams and do the things on the episodes, and your recommendation. My recommendation is the lava guava, lava guava flavored mother. It is a delicious, 100% delicious chocolate malt powder. Oh, there you go, there you go. Anyways, okay, bye, love you all, see you, bye, see you Bye.