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Well, it makes you furious."},{"startTime":929.734,"endTime":934.737,"body":"Well, you can use anything as an ignition point"},{"startTime":929.734,"endTime":934.737,"body":"for an action movie, as far as I'm concerned."},{"startTime":936.126,"endTime":939.807,"body":"I really want a bird of prey to just be about"},{"startTime":936.126,"endTime":939.807,"body":"the egg sandwich that she like didn't get for"},{"startTime":939.827,"endTime":943.408,"body":"it. It wasn't good at the beginning where she"},{"startTime":939.827,"endTime":943.408,"body":"dropped. Oh man. But yeah, just trying to get,"},{"startTime":943.468,"endTime":947.909,"body":"no, she got rerouted. Anyway, that's what I"},{"startTime":943.468,"endTime":947.909,"body":"want and it didn't get it and it was frustrating."},{"startTime":948.329,"endTime":955.331,"body":"I really wanted birds of prey just to end. I"},{"startTime":948.329,"endTime":955.331,"body":"just wanted it to end. 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TBC is coming out pretty soon,"},{"startTime":1112.754,"endTime":1119.796,"body":"I suspect it'll be on streaming within minutes"},{"startTime":1112.754,"endTime":1119.796,"body":"of that. It's got a very content vibe to it,"},{"startTime":1119.836,"endTime":1125.538,"body":"this. ALICE What do you mean, content vibe?"},{"startTime":1119.836,"endTime":1125.538,"body":"RILEY I don't know, you know, just like, some"},{"startTime":1125.578,"endTime":1133.44,"body":"movies look like they're just made to be content."},{"startTime":1125.578,"endTime":1133.44,"body":"They're made... not with the best intentions,"},{"startTime":1133.5,"endTime":1143.006,"body":"maybe. They're churned out to fill out the Netflix..."},{"startTime":1133.5,"endTime":1143.006,"body":"Oh, okay, content on a streaming network. 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It looked amazing, but it didn't give"},{"startTime":1433.245,"endTime":1438.309,"body":"away too much, I don't think. Much like the"},{"startTime":1438.329,"endTime":1442.512,"body":"Juman trailer. RILEY No, it just was like, the"},{"startTime":1438.329,"endTime":1442.512,"body":"premise. Like, okay, that sounds pretty interesting,"},{"startTime":1442.552,"endTime":1448.283,"body":"and then like, look at all this cool stuff."},{"startTime":1442.552,"endTime":1448.283,"body":"I'm in only a little bit and then we're going"},{"startTime":1448.303,"endTime":1455.246,"body":"to cut away. Yeah. Great. I'm ready for it."},{"startTime":1448.303,"endTime":1455.246,"body":"Okay. We did it. It was in the trailers. It"},{"startTime":1455.526,"endTime":1459.348,"body":"always takes longer than we think it's going"},{"startTime":1455.526,"endTime":1459.348,"body":"to. Emil, I don't know if you've checked the"},{"startTime":1459.388,"endTime":1465.05,"body":"runtime on the movie, Joanne, but it's approximately"},{"startTime":1459.388,"endTime":1465.05,"body":"over three hours. Oh no. We've got to get into"},{"startTime":1465.09,"endTime":1471.273,"body":"the cinema. Weee, it's fine. Let's, but I need"},{"startTime":1465.09,"endTime":1471.273,"body":"to do, I need some popcorn. Okay. I'll meet"},{"startTime":1471.293,"endTime":1472.693,"body":"you in there. I'll find you in there."},{"startTime":1481.159,"endTime":1493.164,"body":"Alright, it's a big one. I saw this a couple"},{"startTime":1481.159,"endTime":1493.164,"body":"of weeks ago now after floundering. Is it irony"},{"startTime":1493.444,"endTime":1500.387,"body":"or does it just make sense? I now am in Mumbai."},{"startTime":1493.444,"endTime":1500.387,"body":"I was so excited to see the new"},{"startTime":1507.062,"endTime":1511.963,"body":"And there was no English subtitles. 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And"},{"startTime":1537.39,"endTime":1544.554,"body":"now after. Livid about that. And now. And then"},{"startTime":1544.574,"endTime":1549.957,"body":"you went to see it again! Yeah, because it has"},{"startTime":1544.574,"endTime":1549.957,"body":"a bunch of screenings here with English subtitles."},{"startTime":1549.977,"endTime":1554.66,"body":"It's great. I could have gone in the morning"},{"startTime":1549.977,"endTime":1554.66,"body":"if I wanted to. Unbelievable. I went at night."},{"startTime":1555.2,"endTime":1560.744,"body":"I came all the way to India. And they wouldn't"},{"startTime":1555.2,"endTime":1560.744,"body":"let me see it. They have a bit of a history"},{"startTime":1560.764,"endTime":1565.559,"body":"with the English. I respect that they don't"},{"startTime":1560.764,"endTime":1565.559,"body":"want to do subtitles. Yeah, no, absolutely,"},{"startTime":1565.639,"endTime":1569.883,"body":"absolutely fine. 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Well, since you've seen it fresh"},{"startTime":1624.312,"endTime":1631.955,"body":"in the last few days, God bless you. Please."},{"startTime":1624.312,"endTime":1631.955,"body":"And the best of luck. Please. Can you sum up"},{"startTime":1632.095,"endTime":1639.438,"body":"the plot? Good luck. It's very easy. So there's"},{"startTime":1632.095,"endTime":1639.438,"body":"a military man who falls in love without doing"},{"startTime":1639.458,"endTime":1640.419,"body":"any major spoilers yet."},{"startTime":1645.241,"endTime":1652.379,"body":"Well, okay. No. My summation, without any spoilers,"},{"startTime":1645.241,"endTime":1652.379,"body":"this is a movie about why voting is important."},{"startTime":1652.399,"endTime":1656.0,"body":"That's what this movie is about. And that's"},{"startTime":1652.399,"endTime":1656.0,"body":"it. That is literally what the whole movie"},{"startTime":1656.02,"endTime":1659.861,"body":"is about. Good tagline actually, yeah. 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That's on par"},{"startTime":4484.284,"endTime":4491.599,"body":"with... the beginning of Natu in RRR, when"},{"startTime":4491.819,"endTime":4497.303,"body":"he spins into position behind him and they do"},{"startTime":4491.819,"endTime":4497.303,"body":"the shoulder shimmy, it kills me every time"},{"startTime":4497.343,"endTime":4502.486,"body":"too. It's so perfectly in sync. Aw. There's"},{"startTime":4497.343,"endTime":4502.486,"body":"so many action replays. It's not my action"},{"startTime":4502.546,"endTime":4508.53,"body":"replay. What did you have? I didn't get any"},{"startTime":4502.546,"endTime":4508.53,"body":"of them! No. Incredible. 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Of"},{"startTime":4574.947,"endTime":4585.451,"body":"course! Of course he does! Of course! And it"},{"startTime":4585.491,"endTime":4588.753,"body":"becomes a fun game, because as soon as that"},{"startTime":4585.491,"endTime":4588.753,"body":"started happening with those sparks, I'm like,"},{"startTime":4588.773,"endTime":4593.955,"body":"please light a cigar, please light a cigar,"},{"startTime":4588.773,"endTime":4593.955,"body":"that would be so cool. 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It's"},{"startTime":4649.378,"endTime":4658.234,"body":"just like, what would a really cool thing be?"},{"startTime":4649.378,"endTime":4658.234,"body":"It's really cool. It's really cool! Because"},{"startTime":4658.254,"endTime":4662.135,"body":"you say, oh, he gets two entrances, and I'm"},{"startTime":4658.254,"endTime":4662.135,"body":"like, well, he gets a lot more. I mean, yes,"},{"startTime":4662.175,"endTime":4666.758,"body":"he gets two first entrances, which are big,"},{"startTime":4662.175,"endTime":4666.758,"body":"but he also gets an entrance as the warden,"},{"startTime":4666.798,"endTime":4672.96,"body":"which is also incredible, which includes fireworks"},{"startTime":4666.798,"endTime":4672.96,"body":"and falling flower petals. That leads into"},{"startTime":4673.02,"endTime":4679.663,"body":"a song. Sort of hero moments, I suppose. Yes,"},{"startTime":4673.02,"endTime":4679.663,"body":"hero moments. Perfect. Because, fucking, good"},{"startTime":4679.684,"endTime":4683.805,"body":"ol' Baba when he first shows up, has a thing"},{"startTime":4679.684,"endTime":4683.805,"body":"where he's standing in like this little tower."},{"startTime":4685.122,"endTime":4689.303,"body":"He punches two people, one goes through the"},{"startTime":4685.122,"endTime":4689.303,"body":"ground, one goes through the window, and he"},{"startTime":4689.403,"endTime":4693.785,"body":"busts open this pipe, and like, oh, that kinda"},{"startTime":4689.403,"endTime":4693.785,"body":"looks cool, but then he jumps through the gap"},{"startTime":4694.125,"endTime":4699.307,"body":"in the floor through which all the steam is"},{"startTime":4694.125,"endTime":4699.307,"body":"going, does a superhero landing, looks up,"},{"startTime":4699.347,"endTime":4706.35,"body":"and it's just backlit steam, it looks awesome."},{"startTime":4699.347,"endTime":4706.35,"body":"It looks so cool. And like, oh, we don't do"},{"startTime":4706.37,"endTime":4711.272,"body":"that enough with our superheroes in the West,"},{"startTime":4706.37,"endTime":4711.272,"body":"to just kinda show up. Like, hey, I'm here."},{"startTime":4711.332,"endTime":4718.007,"body":"It's like, I don't wanna see that. There's a"},{"startTime":4711.332,"endTime":4718.007,"body":"great fan movie of Batman where he lands in"},{"startTime":4718.027,"endTime":4723.488,"body":"this puddle of water and he just has the longest"},{"startTime":4718.027,"endTime":4723.488,"body":"cape, and as he rises, it's like the tarmac"},{"startTime":4723.528,"endTime":4730.45,"body":"itself is building up Batman as he rises up."},{"startTime":4723.528,"endTime":4730.45,"body":"It looks so cool. The cape is obviously impractical,"},{"startTime":4730.47,"endTime":4734.791,"body":"but it doesn't matter. It just looks so cool."},{"startTime":4730.47,"endTime":4734.791,"body":"ALICE It looks cool. LIAM Then you want to"},{"startTime":4734.831,"endTime":4742.954,"body":"be Batman. ALICE I will end on this. I think"},{"startTime":4734.831,"endTime":4742.954,"body":"I'm ready to go and see this movie again. Go"},{"startTime":4743.034,"endTime":4747.562,"body":"and see Jaune. See it in a cinema. You don't"},{"startTime":4743.034,"endTime":4747.562,"body":"have to see it twice. Just go and see it once."},{"startTime":4748.043,"endTime":4754.393,"body":"I don't think you can be mad at it being three"},{"startTime":4748.043,"endTime":4754.393,"body":"hours when it's so much ridiculous fun. Yep."},{"startTime":4757.182,"endTime":4764.486,"body":"Well, we've done it. Emile, thank you so much."},{"startTime":4757.182,"endTime":4764.486,"body":"It's episode one of season three. We have kicked"},{"startTime":4764.946,"endTime":4771.089,"body":"off. It's gonna be a very exciting season. You're"},{"startTime":4764.946,"endTime":4771.089,"body":"gonna hear from some new people who you haven't"},{"startTime":4771.149,"endTime":4776.552,"body":"heard before. We're gonna have a whole lot of"},{"startTime":4771.149,"endTime":4776.552,"body":"fun, and I'm gonna ask Emile live on air so"},{"startTime":4776.592,"endTime":4782.735,"body":"he can't say no. Hopefully, Emile, you'll come"},{"startTime":4776.592,"endTime":4782.735,"body":"back later in the season for a rematch."},{"startTime":4787.306,"endTime":4792.548,"body":"Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Okay, then I'll be back."},{"startTime":4787.306,"endTime":4792.548,"body":"Yeah, yeah, okay. To defend your title. Defend"},{"startTime":4792.568,"endTime":4796.669,"body":"my title. I'd like to be defending champion."},{"startTime":4792.568,"endTime":4796.669,"body":"Thank you. If people would like to find you"},{"startTime":4796.849,"endTime":4800.811,"body":"on the internet, where would you like them to"},{"startTime":4796.849,"endTime":4800.811,"body":"head? The only thing I would like you to head,"},{"startTime":4800.831,"endTime":4807.114,"body":"because I think it's fun and silly, is fireside.panda"},{"startTime":4800.831,"endTime":4807.114,"body":"on Instagram. It will baffle their tiny little"},{"startTime":4807.134,"endTime":4813.036,"body":"brains. You won't understand it, which is kind"},{"startTime":4807.134,"endTime":4813.036,"body":"of the point. It's little media things I make"},{"startTime":4813.076,"endTime":4819.263,"body":"during improv shows at Boom Chicago that end"},{"startTime":4813.076,"endTime":4819.263,"body":"up in the show. And most of them are just a"},{"startTime":4819.503,"endTime":4825.426,"body":"recap of the show, essentially. So that's why"},{"startTime":4819.503,"endTime":4825.426,"body":"you... It's a niche on a niche on a niche."},{"startTime":4825.986,"endTime":4830.228,"body":"Yeah. You gotta love it. Well, you don't have"},{"startTime":4825.986,"endTime":4830.228,"body":"to, but that's the only thing I have to plug."},{"startTime":4832.75,"endTime":4839.133,"body":"Alright, well if you wanna get in touch with"},{"startTime":4832.75,"endTime":4839.133,"body":"the show as an entity, we exist on Twitter,"},{"startTime":4840.73,"endTime":4846.972,"body":"I exist as a human man at Simon Fielder on Twitter"},{"startTime":4840.73,"endTime":4846.972,"body":"and Instagram. I would love it if you would"},{"startTime":4847.032,"endTime":4853.915,"body":"rate and review this on your podcast app of"},{"startTime":4847.032,"endTime":4853.915,"body":"choice, but mostly Apple's podcasts or Spotify,"},{"startTime":4853.955,"endTime":4858.557,"body":"since they're the main ones. And if you love"},{"startTime":4853.955,"endTime":4858.557,"body":"us and you've just won the lottery and you"},{"startTime":4858.577,"endTime":4863.339,"body":"want to support the show with real earth money,"},{"startTime":4858.577,"endTime":4863.339,"body":"there is a link in the show notes where you"},{"startTime":4863.379,"endTime":4871.162,"body":"can do that. That brings us to the end of episode"},{"startTime":4863.379,"endTime":4871.162,"body":"one of season three. of Dodge This! Action"},{"startTime":4871.182,"endTime":4877.887,"body":"movies unleashed. We will be back in two weeks"},{"startTime":4871.182,"endTime":4877.887,"body":"to get deep on more action movies from around"},{"startTime":4877.907,"endTime":4887.473,"body":"the world. I'm Simon Fielder and that was Emil"},{"startTime":4877.907,"endTime":4887.473,"body":"Streikermedier. There he goes. He's gone off"},{"startTime":4887.493,"endTime":4892.276,"body":"into the sunset. Bye. See you next time. Good"},{"startTime":4887.493,"endTime":4892.276,"body":"bye."}]}