After 2 Beers
After 2 Beers
#165 After 2 Beers: Cocktail Creativity, Financial Wisdom, and Olympic Oddities
Ever wondered how a simple cocktail can break the monotony of your usual beer talk? Join Dutch Dalton, Kim Ross, the Gibbler, and Michael the Puddin' Summers as we shake up the After 2 Beers podcast with a fresh new format! We kick things off with our new cocktail recipe segment, featuring the delightful Tootsie Roll cocktail. From there, we dive into life lessons we'd impart to our younger selves, touching on financial smarts, the art of enjoying life's moments, and the value of authenticity and kindness. Plus, don't miss our take on recent Olympic highlights and more!
In this episode's "Life Lessons and Advice" segment, we're getting real about the importance of investing early and managing debt. It's not all about the numbers, though—we emphasize making memories because not everyone gets to enjoy retirement. We also stress the value of living in a prosperous country, savoring the moments with family and pets, and shaking off unnecessary worries. As always, we sprinkle in some humor, debating everything from quirky historical anecdotes to personal boundaries like sharing toothbrushes.
Finally, we wrap up with a mix of light-hearted banter and meaningful reflections. Laugh with us as we recount the first recorded mooning in 66 AD and ponder the comedic logistics of an Olympic pole vaulter with a unique anatomical feature. We also share the story of an Australian breakdancer's less-than-stellar Olympic performance and invite you to suggest drinks for our next review segment. Before signing off, we underscore the power of kindness and simple gestures, inviting you to join us next Thursday at eight for more engaging conversations and connections.
Oh man, that's when you know, man, we're fucking old, we are. But I don't feel it, I really don't.
Speaker 2:I don't either, no, Alright, Welcome to the After 2 Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by my good friends and Kim Ross, the Gibbler.
Speaker 3:That's me.
Speaker 2:And Michael the Puddin' Summers. What's going on. What's up, buddy man? It's going to be a little different this week. I have this expression I like to use it's evolve or die.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Or go extinct, right. So we kind of we tweak things a little bit, and so this week on the show We've tweaked a few things. But before we get there, let me make sure I first do my thank yous, especially to our buddy, kevin Shook. Yes, kevin, uh runs the board for us when we do these programs, but, uh, it's also a demonstration to the abilities that he has in the equipment and things. So if, uh, you're looking to communicate, uh, globally, uh, you can do that right here in Richmond, and and, uh, he can also do website stuff for you and all kinds of things. So, and if you'd like to sponsor our show, um, we'd love to have you. Kevin is the guy to talk to about that as well and get your own here yeah, thanks to our patreon sponsors.
Speaker 2:Uh, without you we wouldn't have uh well, we'd have to pay for our own fees and stuff. So thank you, yeah, I mean we do this now basically almost for free, and that's awesome, Breaking even yeah breaking even.
Speaker 2:I like it. So you're saying we're breaking even? All right, if you get a chance, check out our Facebook page and our website as well. After Two Beers All right, let's get started. All right. Beers, all right, let's get started. All right, all right. So this week, some of the changes that we're making uh, we were doing the um mount rushmore thing and it just I like the concept of it, but the execution of the way. So this week we just came up with uh, uh, advice that we would give to ourselves when we were younger, right?
Speaker 3:is that what you came up with? Yeah, that's why I didn't. I thought it was you. No, no, I meant, that's what we're doing today?
Speaker 2:yes, yeah, yeah, you came up with. I didn't, I thought it was you. No, no, I meant that's what we're doing today.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, yeah, you're good with that, I'm good with it, yeah.
Speaker 2:And I don't even remember coming up with it, so it was probably a crossfade. But honestly, I thought when you threw it out there I was like, oh, that's a good idea, it is Drunk and me had a great idea. All right, I knew it. Another idea that we're doing this week and I'm a big fan of this and I'd love to get feedback from those that are listening or watching live right now so what we're doing this week is, I told Kim, you know we're Gen X and prices have gone up, but we also enjoy a good time. So I said let's put together drinks each week, even though it's after two beers. We're adults that enjoy a cocktail from time.
Speaker 1:Yes, we do.
Speaker 2:So I said let's come up with drinks that we can share with people, because people are always like what's something like I haven't had something. Or you go to a bar and they're like can I get something fruity?
Speaker 3:You, know what.
Speaker 2:I mean or blah, blah, blah, or I just want an easy shot, right? I'm a bourbon guy, so for me it's easy, it's just bourbon and ice. But I also tasked you. I said come up with stuff that people may likely already have so they don't have to go out and buy a bunch of stuff to make a drink. So this week we are debuting our first one of those yes and uh, so that's coming up later.
Speaker 2:I'm really, and this should be a great sponsorship for a local bar or liquor store or what you want to donate, yeah.
Speaker 1:There you go. Come, mix it for us. So where'd you buy this?
Speaker 3:Favorite stuff, so I bought this at the bottle shop. There you go, free commercial for the bottle shop.
Speaker 2:There you go. I actually like that place. They have tons of bourbon in there too.
Speaker 3:Go see Rip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we have that coming up, and then you have giblets.
Speaker 3:I do have a few giblets, yeah, and you have an, am I the?
Speaker 2:Asshole All right, cool. And then the news. Honestly, I didn't really put much effort into it because I put more of my time into the advice for young people, but we will recap the Olympics, or our aspects of those that we enjoyed, oh for sure.
Speaker 3:We enjoyed it, oh for sure.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there was a part you enjoyed.
Speaker 3:So all right.
Speaker 2:Right, All right, so without further ado. I'm actually more excited about the drink, so let's go ahead.
Speaker 3:You want me to do the drink?
Speaker 1:All right. What are we doing? What do we got here so?
Speaker 3:today I'm going to do a Tootsie Roll. A Tootsie Roll, and I'm not talking about okay, I might break a hip yeah, we might hurt something doing that so this one's super easy my pride uh, you're right um, it's, what is the tootsie roll? I couldn't even tell you I'd show you, but I don't want to embarrass myself you look like that australian break dancer exactly.
Speaker 2:We're gonna talk about her later after two beers.
Speaker 1:So somebody out there would like to videotape themselves doing this. Yes, put it on there right, that would be great.
Speaker 3:um, so this themselves doing the tootsie roll. Yes, put it on there, that would be great. So this is called a tootsie roll and it's really easy. It's a half ounce of Kahlua for every ounce of orange juice, so yeah, All right. So we're going to do it.
Speaker 1:All right let's do it.
Speaker 3:And we're going to try it and hope that this really does taste like a tootsie roll, but you know.
Speaker 1:And we need some help out there too. If you all want to just chip in and tell us what you think we should try.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like call your shot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, call your shot, we'll do it.
Speaker 3:All right, got the Kahlua in there.
Speaker 1:No, we're not doing Malort, all right.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Malorts.
Speaker 2:I got to tell you right off the bat looking, looking at this. It looks weird to me.
Speaker 1:It may be great Kahlua and orange juice.
Speaker 2:Now this looks like something that A mom came up with when she dropped her kids off at school, and she didn't have much left In the old liquor cabinet.
Speaker 3:She's like I'm gonna put some coffee with orange juice.
Speaker 1:Well, she went to make a white Russian, but only had orange juice.
Speaker 2:You know, I actually came up with a drink one time Based on that. It was just shit I had around.
Speaker 1:It was like the Flaming Moe it was my version of the Flaming. Moe, the Flaming Moe, the Flaming Moe, it was just orange juice.
Speaker 2:I was a big Captain and Diet fan. I ran out of Diet Coke, so one night I threw Captain Morgan in with some orange juice. Oh no, oh no. And Sprite yeah, it's fucking delicious.
Speaker 3:It's like a creamsicle there we go.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:All right when I was younger, so this is going to be the hard part.
Speaker 2:You ain't going to do all that. No, you're not going to do that. Oh, you're going to do it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, look at you. I'm going to get out of there we got to get you realized that our barware hadn't been used for a while, not a drop.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, he's a professional. Ladies and gentlemen, hands for days when it comes to beverages. Careful man. There's a beverage here.
Speaker 2:Careful man.
Speaker 1:I can see it, I see it. I gotta tell you the look of it.
Speaker 2:It looks horrible. You know what it looks like? It looks like the caramel that you would put on an apple.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:But melted. What do you think, Josh? You want to try one of these.
Speaker 3:I hope so, because I just poured you one. Grab one. Come in here and grab it. Come on, get it.
Speaker 2:That's the other cool part. If you come down and hang out with us, we're going to start sharing these things. So if you're in studio with us, and I'll have you take the shaker. We'll start making pictures of these things.
Speaker 3:Not necessarily this drink but whatever we get. All right, you ready, all right, cheers, cheers, everybody. Try it out, see if it tastes like a Tootsie Roll.
Speaker 2:No, not at all To me it tastes like orange juice With uh, it doesn't taste Chocolate orange juice yeah.
Speaker 3:Maybe a little bit too much orange juice. Yeah, I think it might have needed a little more Kahlua.
Speaker 2:We're gonna have to remix that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's definitely gonna have to redo that one.
Speaker 2:So here's the beauty at home.
Speaker 1:It is drinkable, it is very drinkable.
Speaker 2:In a pinch. This stuff is 40 proof and you're going to throw some orange juice in and cut it down a little bit. But if you wanted to make a mimosa and you ran out of champagne, at least you got this.
Speaker 3:Everybody's got some Kahlua, everybody does. Everybody likes some white rice.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying it's bad. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just not saying I don't think it was the right mix.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I needed to have brought shot glasses. Done the proper mix. This is an experiment I can get behind.
Speaker 2:Yes. Hey science is all about trial and error, that's right. And this is science.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm willing to give it a shot again. A shot, give it a shot.
Speaker 2:We uh drinking over and over and over until we get it right yes, right after four of them.
Speaker 1:They're amazing amazing four or five.
Speaker 2:Of you won't even tell you can't all right now, uh, moving on to our next segment, this is uh our advice that give young us now I've got a list of these yeah and I can go through them pretty quick. But um, I will.
Speaker 3:Uh, we can just go round robin if you guys have got some prepared too well, just because I know that there's always something that I could think of. You know what I should have told myself?
Speaker 2:all right, we'll just bounce around, I'll tell you what we'll do ours, and if it, uh, spurs a moment of thought and suggestion in your mind, just throw it out. Yeah, okay, yep, how's that sound? That's smart, perfect, all right, but you want to go first?
Speaker 1:first one. If I could go back, I would tell him to invest invest, invest.
Speaker 2:Yes, I actually have one that's similar to that get into it early and just stick with it, yeah. The one I've got and this is. It's not just for me, but I was thinking about my kids and then, it's funny, my daughter has friends that watch the show or listen to it.
Speaker 2:And that's a little weird for me, but I'm cool with it. You're the cool dad, I'm the cool dad, so I thought some of this might go to them as well. So the one I have which kind of ties into that? It is the older you get, the harder it is to lose weight and debt. Yes, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:It's at our age. Oh, one was going to be. Respect your metabolism, because it goes away it does.
Speaker 1:I got a shot for that now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, to a point, to a point, to a point.
Speaker 1:But yeah, no, and just invest, so it's not hard for you like I've seen a thing today you'd have to make 280 000 dollars this year in order to afford the same house your parents did in 1990 oh yeah that would for 80 000.
Speaker 2:So yeah, and that's I think that's why I'm kind of pushing for debt too. Yeah, and that's the first thing I would say is, if you can invest today, you know a great return is going to be significantly less than any APR on a credit card.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and, but on that same line, also make sure that you have some savings for doing some fun stuff, because you know there's memories and traveling and things that you may want to do money can always be made memories not everybody makes it to retirement all right, so a lot of truth to that yeah my mom did make it to retire, my dad didn't make it to retirement. So all of the things that they thought that they wanted to do when they retired, they never got to do right, right, right, all right, that was a good one, yeah, yeah, all right, kind of worked together.
Speaker 2:What's your next one?
Speaker 1:Next one offhand have fun. Have fun, don't stress.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:I mean it's not going to get you anywhere.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I always tell my kids you can worry in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first, right in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first. Most of the time, the shit you worry about is the stuff that's not going to happen.
Speaker 1:Right, it's the conversations in your head you have that are never going to happen.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, I've had so many great debates in my mind with somebody that never happened. Have you ever had a debate in your mind with somebody and got pissed at them? Oh yeah, you're like fuck these guys For no reason, yeah, and they've never said a word to you. I don't even know them, but fuck them, oh my gosh, there's nothing worse than a mind that is too focused on negative shit, right, you know.
Speaker 3:All right, I've got a good one.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 3:Especially to kids Don't try so damn hard to fit in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 3:Because a lot of times you're trying to fit in with people that are assholes yeah well and that's.
Speaker 2:I don't even think about high school anymore. It's funny to me. I look at my past and I try to remember high school days and college days and it seems like a movie I watched.
Speaker 3:Because it's so long ago. Yeah, it seems like you know, like, oh, I remember that movie. It was almost in black and white.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some of it's a little fuzzy you gotta bang inside the tv to get it come in I've got. Uh, don't be too stubborn to say I'm sorry, or too afraid to say I love you right you know, I, I have known a lot, and here's the thing I'm a pretty stubborn guy when it comes to like when I, when I know there's something I want or the way I want something, I'm pretty focused right. But I'm also one that is never afraid to say I fucked that up or I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Speaker 1:That's hard for people Well.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, especially for competitive people, it's very difficult to say I'm sorry. I'm just saying Another one choose kindness, you know? Yeah, that's, it's just be kind to each other. I don't understand why people are so angry all the damn time, uh. Another one was um, when you really think about it, as americans we're pretty freaking lucky, right. You know, like I was just watching the thing today on uh, and I'm not going to get into the politics. You know israel and palestine, but there's 40 000 people that have died in palestine and these are like little kids right and they didn't choose to be born there, and that's when I realized.
Speaker 2:You know, when you think about us here in the states, most of the shit that stresses us out is the shit that most people are praying they have in their life, like, oh, you know you get shitty about your job, right. You're like you know how many people wish they had a job that paid as well as yours or had the benefits that you had Right. Another one was your family.
Speaker 2:You know your family can stress you out, but that's the shit that, when it's all said, at the end of the day you're when they're gone, yes, and then, uh, pets, that's another one that's oh my god, they're very stressful ponder, gets so pissy with his pets, and then I think you know man it beats?
Speaker 3:no, he gets pissy with my pets. Yeah, it's step pets, they're step pets, step pets.
Speaker 2:No, they're not, they're step pets, another one, and I have to remind AJ of this one on a regular basis. But I said don't judge someone too harshly, just move on, because you don't know what they're going through.
Speaker 3:Yep exactly.
Speaker 2:You know, you can have a shitty day and you can encounter somebody and just take it out on them and it wasn't even their fault. And so now that's what they think of you and I always tell Amanda, I'm like you don't know, maybe they have a shitty day.
Speaker 1:What I learned?
Speaker 2:on.
Speaker 1:Ted Lasso, be curious, not judgmental. Oh, I like that, yes.
Speaker 2:That's a good show, buddy. Another one and this was a cool one for me and I'm trying to do better about this is gift flowers to people when they're alive, don't? Send them to their funeral, right? Yes, you know it's, and that's the thing about social media.
Speaker 2:That's been really interesting for me is when someone passes, you read hundreds of texts or messages about how much people loved them, and I'm like I wonder how many people knew that they were that loved when they were alive, right, I? I don't think they do, and so that was a big one, and I posted this one on Facebook and this is a very political, but this is everything, and I especially get with my kids on this. You don't always have to agree with somebody, but we need to learn to disagree better.
Speaker 1:Right, learn to listen.
Speaker 2:You can listen and just be like I don't buy what you're saying. But hey, man, like we all go through shit that brings us to today and whatever your life has taken you through is what shapes you as an individual, as a human, yeah, and it's not fair, and this gets actually into my next one. So this is my son. My son is, uh is a really smart kid and uh, he is uh laser focused where I'm a guy with add growing up.
Speaker 2:So my brain is just bouncing shiny stuff this kid, I'm telling you he has got more focus than than I'll ever have and it's impressive yeah, it is, I wish I had it right, right, but one of the things that he struggles with at times is the way he looks at other individuals. Okay, okay, and so he has this perception or this thought in his mind that, um, if this comes this easy to me, if, you're not doing it then it's because you're just not working hard yeah, I can do it and you can't right.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2:and and the analogy I used with him. I said you know if, if school was based solely on athletic ability, because your height and your weight you would be? Looked at as a failure right, it's not just about athletics right, you know it's.
Speaker 1:Don't judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree exactly so what?
Speaker 2:So what I tried to tell and I think this goes with mental health, and I also think this goes with lots of things as far as how people react to certain things is, I told Logan, if you look at the entire universe, the entire existence of everything, every scientist, of all the things that they've explored and tried to understand more in this world, the thing that is the most complex, thing that they still haven't got their mind wrapped around, is the human brain. Right, they still don't fully know all the capabilities of the human brain.
Speaker 2:So I told logan, I said think about this. We don't expect everybody to be the same height, the same weight, the same sex, the same color, the same I, you know anything, eye color, you name it right it's. It's common for us to look at individuals and immediately see differences. So the human brain is the exact same way. Why do we expect everybody to have the exact same brain as us?
Speaker 2:and if they don't have it, then they're wrong right right, you know, like you don't understand, you know, and it's like yeah, well, that's not how their brain was wired how do you not understand this?
Speaker 2:it's like right goodness well, I'm like that's, that's like lebron james saying why can't you dunk this? You know what I mean, I know why, it's right, uh, that kind of. And then my last one that I came up with. I went pretty deep on these. I like them, oh, thank you. The last one, and this is especially for younger people especially. I see it on Facebook so much and I'm showing my age by the fact that that's the social media reference Choose your battles. Everything doesn't have to be a social battle.
Speaker 1:You don't have to fight about everything, right? There are times when you're gonna just shut the shit down or walk away, or yeah, best way, you know something you don't agree with, just turn it off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's it's scroll past it, right? You know, growing up, I think you know so many younger people get so upset with older people, right, because their minds are different. They grew up in different times. Oh yeah, right, we did. Can you imagine? I thought about this. I want to ask you both a question can you imagine a life where your grandparents knowing what your grandparents said, behind closed doors?
Speaker 2:if they had social media? Oh no. And they were allowed to speak their mind right no. Back in the 70s and the 80s, oh my god, I would have been pissed. And then the reality of it is is that I don't you know, I'm just saying right.
Speaker 1:Anyway, my favorite thing is, you know they had to put commercials out to ask us do you know where your kids are?
Speaker 3:right? No, hopefully they come home before the now you know, and that's honestly one of my other things.
Speaker 2:My pet peeves of social media is everyone is convinced the world is so fucking crazy today. All right, I've lived in this community, I'm 46 years old. I don't know one kid that's been kidnapped and held for ransom, you know, but you always hear about like, oh, you can't let your kid go down the street and I thought quicksand was going to be a major issue. Right, right, that's all I heard about, oh man, anyway.
Speaker 3:All right so that's our advice for young individuals.
Speaker 2:I'd love to get some feedback from you If you maybe you disagree.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tell us what you're thinking out there.
Speaker 2:Let us know, I'm just kidding. That's the brain thing. All right, I think we're going to get back into the lightheartedness of After Two Beers. Now, okay, and Gibbler we are going to. Gibbler is over here. She's like totally lost interest in the show.
Speaker 3:No, I was pulling up.
Speaker 1:No, I was pulling up some of my things I had, so I'm ready to move on.
Speaker 3:No, I was looking at some of the things that I had had saved for the things I'd tell my younger self.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm thinking she's on there going. Oh, did you hear about this drink?
Speaker 1:sooner no.
Speaker 2:I had the mix wrong on the orange juice. That's what it was. I'm a failure. I can't let it go. All right, let's do the giblets.
Speaker 3:You want me to do giblets? All right, what kind of giblets we got today here? All right, this one's kind of funny, okay. So the very first mooning in recorded history was 66 AD, where a Roman soldier mooned Jewish pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem. This caused a riot and over response by the Roman military and the death of thousands over a butt?
Speaker 2:I want to know. Obviously there had to have been a mooning before that, but that's a very documented. It's the first recorded and I just want to know the very first time it happens. How pissed off do you have to be that the first thing you're like? I just want to show my asshole.
Speaker 3:I'm going to show my butt. I was going to say is the mooning just the cheeks or is it the spread of it, like, is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2:Is it?
Speaker 3:like a way of calling them an asshole.
Speaker 2:I think it's all a matter of style, like you can do the pull apart or you can do the squish, or you know whatever you want to do, showing them the coin pouch, I will say as a guy coming home one time from a fishing trip. One of the funniest ones I ever seen was a guy that I know for a long time. His name's Bert and he's a bigger dude he's built like us.
Speaker 2:And he's in the back seat of a truck and there's like two trucks following each other and it had one of them sliding glass.
Speaker 3:And he opened the sliding glass and just pressed his ass right out through the sliding glass and it that's hilarious. I thought you were going to say like the mud flaps got on the outside and they were just flapping on the other side.
Speaker 2:Have you ever mooned somebody?
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Have you.
Speaker 3:Gosh.
Speaker 1:Who hasn't? Sometimes?
Speaker 3:on accident. I tend to pee in public a lot.
Speaker 1:And more of a question. Who hasn't seen my ass, oh?
Speaker 3:yeah, he did used to yeah.
Speaker 1:State dart tournaments. He threw darts at state tournaments.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in the early 2000s, you saw puddings. Sequin thong I enjoyed Gold.
Speaker 1:Mesh the denim. Yeah, the denim one was awesome. Everybody liked that one. You should wear that on the show. It was classy.
Speaker 2:It reminds me of the Will Ferrell bit when they were wearing patriotic stuff.
Speaker 1:We could be patriotic today.
Speaker 2:All right, Gibbler.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 2:The moon that killed people.
Speaker 3:Right, if you've ever wanted to go on a cruise, this guy did it the hard way and still didn't make it. A man named William Dean Sullivan attempted to board a cruise ship by bungee jumping off a bridge. As it sailed below Shit, he miscalculated the speed and suffered minor head injuries when he bounced off the ship's tennis court, volleyball net and a deck railing before being left dangling in midair the ship sailed away.
Speaker 1:I thought he already had brain damage.
Speaker 3:Like what were you going to do? Just cut off your bungee once you made it.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, what an idiot, what an absolute idiot.
Speaker 3:That should be a news story. He must have been from Florida, I don't know. Oh, an absolute idiot.
Speaker 2:That should be a news story he must have been from Florida. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Oh, my gosh, oh man, we hit somebody, Just keep going, it's fine.
Speaker 3:He's bouncing back up. He's hanging back up. He'll bounce back.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's a good one.
Speaker 3:Well, alright, this I did not know about. In 1984, marvel secured trademarks including Hulk Hogan, hulkster and Hulkamania for a span of 20 years. What, while the WWF agreed to refrain from referring to Hogan as Incredible or Hulk and from dressing him in purple or green attire? Additionally, Marvel received $100 for each Hulk Hogan match and 10% of earnings under his name.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, wow, that's what I need to get some of that Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no shit, invest, invest. In wrestling dolls from the 80s In toys and everything. Yeah, save them.
Speaker 3:Now, you guys are boys, so you might actually know this one. Okay, this was news to me. Do you know what the WD means in WD-40?
Speaker 2:Water displacement.
Speaker 3:Tag on it. You didn't know.
Speaker 1:He beat me to it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, did not know that that's what that was intended for aeronautics, yeah.
Speaker 2:I saw the greatest thing You're like you're boys, so you probably know this Not.
Speaker 3:I saw the greatest thing You're like. You're a boy, so you'll probably know this Not that they had pulled us aside in kindergarten and told us all right, gentlemen, I'm going to learn what WD-40 is. Hey, you guys got asked to hold the flashlight a lot more than I did the video was they asked.
Speaker 2:A young like I'll ask you do you think a man is less of a man if he can't change a flat tire? No, right. Well, the lady said yes, right. And then they asked them is a woman less of a woman if she can't make a meal from scratch?
Speaker 1:No, and then they were very quiet.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's suddenly. Yeah, don't put me in a role, don't define me.
Speaker 3:Am I less of a woman because I can change a flat?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Well, you're talking to the. You know what I mean. Oh, man, I think everybody's equal. I just didn't know what the WD meant no Water displacement. Water displacement there we go. Now this one will.
Speaker 2:I've never been asked that ever in my life until just now.
Speaker 3:What the WD? Yeah, I've never even seen it on Jeopardy or nothing.
Speaker 2:I never thought I'd ever need to know that.
Speaker 1:It's that knowledge, the brain, crazy Right.
Speaker 2:It's like I can't calculate two different trains leaving from two different cities.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I did yesterday, but I know what WD stands for that's right, I got it.
Speaker 2:I'd have to think for eight minutes what I had for lunch today.
Speaker 3:I knew that I unplugged my straightener, but when asked if I unplugged my straightener, I was like probably had to go back.
Speaker 2:When I traveled a lot and I lived alone. There were so many times where I'd call my house when I had an old answering machine. I'm like if the answering machine answers, that means the house hasn't burned down, because I didn't leave the stove on Well there you go in my mind this is all before ring door.
Speaker 3:The kids today don't know the struggle, don't know, they don't know the struggle. No, no, especially if you've got a tendency for ocd occasionally yeah, and you had to leave yourself a message to remind you to do something yeah, I do that now especially if I've been drinking, I want to write that down, I text myself make sure you do this tomorrow.
Speaker 1:I don't know what that means, but you know another one.
Speaker 2:I'm horrible about this, especially my family, my mom and my sister and AJ. They'll send, like these, group messages and they're just piles and piles and piles, and I'm working so. I've started taking screenshots of texts. I'm like I probably need to know this later, so I'll go back and remind myself my ex-wife. She'll send stuff like hey, you gotta take Eliza to this.
Speaker 3:I gotta screenshot that I gotta remember that but didn't you forget to look at the screenshots because I'm always posting stuff on her Facebook page.
Speaker 2:So it's like oh shit, oh, I gotta remember that one day I'm going to post something and it's going to be like why do we care if Liza's got ball practice? That's not funny.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be like, hey, I won't do that now.
Speaker 3:You get milk buddy.
Speaker 1:What else you got?
Speaker 3:Let's see, here I've got two more. Okay, so pickles work as a palate cleanser by sweeping fat away from your taste buds, allowing you to taste the food like it was your first bite.
Speaker 2:Pickles are amazing.
Speaker 3:Pickles are not amazing. You need that fat right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you don't like pickles no, I love pickles. I love pickles. You like sweet pickles?
Speaker 3:I know you guys do. I love all kinds of pickles. I know you guys do.
Speaker 1:I love all kinds of pickles. I'm not a big fan of sweet pickles. I do, oh, gherkins, oh, I love some gherkins.
Speaker 3:And I don't understand why I don't. Because, I like cucumbers and I like vinegar-based stuff. I hate cucumbers.
Speaker 1:Really I love pickles, though, I don't get it. It's a pickled cucumber.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:I hate cooked carrots. Love them raw.
Speaker 3:Same. Yeah, I'm the same way with celery too. I like them both ways, I love.
Speaker 1:I mean, what do you get? You bag this big turns up in two minutes.
Speaker 2:Well, my dad used to make it in a pot and just pour vinegar on it and just it's funny, the stuff that my dad ate is like. I remember watching my grandpa sit and just take a can of sardines and crackers.
Speaker 3:Oh, my grandpa did too, Especially the honey mustard ones. He loves the honey mustard ones.
Speaker 2:I'm like, nah, I'm good, oh my God it smells like a seagull's vagina in here and he's putting it on a cracker and just going to town on them.
Speaker 3:Well, he always liked to have his pizza from Mercurio's because they would still put sardines on pizza.
Speaker 1:Wow, to have his pizza from mercurio's because they would still put sardines on pizza.
Speaker 2:Yeah, gross, yeah um one last one promise I'm just picturing the weird my grandparents, like they used to have pickled sausages, like they were like a sausage, like a hot dog sausage, but they were in a jar.
Speaker 1:Okay, like a pickled egg. Yeah, it was a pickled sausage ham hocks. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Pickled beets.
Speaker 3:I was going to say the beets and the eggs.
Speaker 2:Beets taste like dirt to me, just straight like dirt I guess they're really nutritional and nutritious and all that fun stuff. No, thank you. A spoonful of dirt right, all right all right.
Speaker 3:Last one, kids um. Michael jordan took home economics in high school to learn to cook because he was worried his big ears would make it hard to find a woman who would want to marry him.
Speaker 1:Oh, everybody should take home ec.
Speaker 3:I think so too. I think everybody should take a home ec, and I think everybody should still take a woodworking class.
Speaker 1:Those are both gone, aren't they?
Speaker 3:Not sex ed woodworking nasty.
Speaker 2:I had it in elementary or middle school, I don't recall. I didn't have anything like that required in high school, but I remember in middle school doing home ec, where we had to make a pair of shorts, yeah, and we had to buy the, the pattern and sew it the whole deal yep, and then I remember cooking scrambled eggs in uh in home ec as well but then I also remember we made a lamp in woodworking.
Speaker 3:I made a toothbrush holder in woodworking.
Speaker 2:And we iron cast things.
Speaker 3:I was going to say I feel like I took a metals class too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I did a rebar thing and burnt the hell out of my hand. Thanks to my teacher.
Speaker 3:I was real nervous in middle school taking the woodworking class because my woodworking teacher he literally did have a couple fingers missing.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's how you know he's good.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:Trial and error, I guess Shit Don't do this, kids.
Speaker 2:He's extra safe you know, the good thing about cutting a finger off is you can only do it to once.
Speaker 1:Once it's gone, you're like I ain't got to worry about doing that again Anyway.
Speaker 2:Alright, once it's gone, you're like, oh, I ain't gonna worry about doing that again.
Speaker 1:Anyway, all right, those are pretty good gibbler, that's a good one.
Speaker 2:All right, putting what you got on, am I the asshole?
Speaker 1:I got one here. I think I picked it because I think a lot of us have probably been through this. That's why I liked it. Um okay, am I the asshole for not sharing my toothbrush with my boyfriend?
Speaker 2:oh, let's hear the scenario.
Speaker 1:I don't share my boyfriend and I went on holidays, I'm gonna think if they're from europe, okay, yeah. He forgot his toothbrush and realized on our first night, when we get there ready to go to bed, we were in a cheaper motel type place. So there they didn't have any amenities like that. You can go downstairs and buy whatever you need and we were too tired to go see if anything was still open for a toothbrush. I told him he could just use his finger and brush his teeth with and with mouthwash. But he asked to borrow my toothbrush. I said no, didn't share, and he didn't see it any different than making out for two minutes no, it's enough for me he ended up using mouthwash and he got a toothbrush the next morning and I thought we'd move on.
Speaker 1:Except he brought it up and said in an emergency, sharing a toothbrush isn't that bad. I okay, I gotta. I mean what? In what emergency do you need a toothbrush to brush your teeth?
Speaker 3:well, I mean I would have let him use it, but he's gonna go buy us both new toothbrushes tomorrow. I'm just not using it again after he used it.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:I'll spit with you.
Speaker 2:I struggle with this one. I'll throw it on.
Speaker 3:You've been the one that used her toothbrush.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sure I have and maybe she knew, maybe she she did, maybe we were on a trip, maybe I needed a toothbrush because she didn't pack mine. I didn't pack mine. It's not her responsibility to pack mine. That's not very chauvinistic. Um, that was not my intent. But what I'm saying is I know where her mouth has been at times, right? And and the me using the toothbrush and I'm not saying anything dirty.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's a bad food or something. You know what I mean. You eat something and you're like, oh man, gross, that was gross. My point is, I think it's in our, but I will say this as much as I think it's okay to use the toothbrush, maybe once Right, you know, we have those little dental floss flossers.
Speaker 2:I'll soak it in the mouthwash overnight and you'll be good yeah, and that would maybe yeah see it's a cleansing method maybe it's probably cleaner than your mouth right at that point, and I'm not saying you have a dirty mouth. I mean I know you have a dirty, no, she got a dirty mouth, but uh, I I'd love to get p. We haven't got a single message tonight about anything is anybody watching? Just shook. Apparently I love you just shook. Yeah, there are people watching. Oh, they're like we can't comment on this one they're like this is terrible yeah no, I don't. I mean what's something?
Speaker 2:of your partners that you couldn't share, like so toothbrush toothbrush.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't want to use their loofah.
Speaker 3:I'm up there with that one too.
Speaker 2:I think a wash rag is a once used kind of thing. Anyway, that would be kind of.
Speaker 3:I'll just use my hand oh yeah, I'm a white guy, but like I use, like I would use his razor, I probably. If he had bar soap, I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you know the last thing we wash.
Speaker 2:I've got hair all over it.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, it looked like a porcupine.
Speaker 2:Well, I've got hair all over your face.
Speaker 1:I used your soap.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I get weirded out when he puts his feet on me.
Speaker 2:Feet, I don't know. Feet or feet, feet or feet, some people find them sexual.
Speaker 1:Don't judge feet, people Right.
Speaker 3:Some people are feet people, but Some people are feet people, oh, but like I don't even hesitate and I put my feet on him. But for him to put it on me, I'm like, ooh, stop it.
Speaker 2:What if he was disgusted by your feet?
Speaker 3:But I think it's because sometimes he waits a little too long to trim his toenails. Yeah, little daggers. And I'm like, ooh, you think that's it. That's the only thing I think it is. Other than that, you love him. Oh yeah, would you?
Speaker 2:rub his feet for him.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:But you don't want him to touch you If he washed them.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:It's after he's been'm like, oh gross. That's totally different. Nobody wants that. Pitch dogs off. What if they were fresh and clean?
Speaker 3:Oh fine.
Speaker 2:And you just rubbed your face with them.
Speaker 3:Not my face. My face is my personal space.
Speaker 1:He's cleaning them right now.
Speaker 2:Is he? Yeah, get that. I'm a big. If somebody licks my face, I'm a big. If somebody looks my face, I fucking flip out. I do too. I hate it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, it's fucking gross it's the smell like somebody else's saliva on your skin makes a different smell especially on your face smells like mayonnaise, something I don't know what it smells like, but it just smells weird mayonnaise?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I just get, oh gross she's not a fan of the Hak Tua. No.
Speaker 2:Hak Tua. All right, we're about 45 minutes into this gig. Do we need a pause for the cause?
Speaker 3:I'm actually okay. It's normally your bladder I worry about.
Speaker 1:Do we need to get beers?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could use a beer, I could use a beer.
Speaker 1:We're almost done, though we can wrap this up All right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right. So instead of news tonight, I thought we would wrap up the Olympic Games Two weeks of madness and excitement, and I didn't know what I liked better the events or watching how offended people could get by a.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Games. Yeah, brule, yeah, I lost the train of thought there.
Speaker 3:I'm like what? Yeah, Ilee, yeah, I lost the train of thought there. I'm like what?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:This is when you're like cut.
Speaker 2:What events? Yeah Well, I just meant like the pageantry of it. People seem to get really legitimately pissed, right? I?
Speaker 3:think the original. What a lot of people were pissed off was about like the beginning ceremony Like what is it that they?
Speaker 2:thought that they were making fun of the first, yeah, the last supper, or whatever. Well, you had it completely.
Speaker 2:I had it completely, yeah, and that's another thing you should, hey, when you're growing up don't judge before you know yeah, all right yeah, think about stuff I think people want to find reasons to get upset anymore yeah, it's so easy yeah, uh, you know I'm not even gonna touch to touch the boxing situation. That was all over the place too. But I want to talk about what one of my favorite things for the Olympics were this year.
Speaker 3:Snoop Dogg, snoop Dogg, snoop is everywhere. I loved it, dan dancing with the horse made my day Four years ago. It was.
Speaker 1:Kari Richardson. They were like no, you can't compete because you smoked weed.
Speaker 3:No, Four years later, let's get snoop dogging this. Oh my god, let's carry him a torch. That looks like a big old dube. Can you just?
Speaker 2:imagine a world where, if you had asked me in the early 90s that, uh, ice cube would have been the guy doing like the camping movies right and uh he performed at a nascar race two years ago in the la Coliseum.
Speaker 1:Snoop is friends with an old white lady. Oh my God, martha.
Speaker 2:Stewart so good. They're great together. He made $500,000 a day to do it. He made $15 million over the course of the two weeks and I said on my radio deal. I said it was worth every penny.
Speaker 3:Oh, every penny, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:And I also posted on Facebook and it was one of the most successful videos that we've ever posted. It was a posting of the French pole vaulter.
Speaker 3:Repeat repeat.
Speaker 1:And I got knocked out because of well did he?
Speaker 2:I mean, he did that. Did he lose or did he actually win? No, exactly, exactly. If you're going to lose, that's the way to lose. The way to lose now, yeah, one night I was probably crossfaded and I went down a path and of like what this guy's journey in life was like right and I want to share it with all of you got it okay.
Speaker 2:So I picture them as a young boy and he looks down at this massive girth that he has. He realizes that this is a gift. It's a gift that needs to be shared with the world.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get tight pants to put on Right, but I've got to figure out a way that I can share my gift with everybody, not just you Without just me whipping it out, right, but he's like I need a stage where I can do this, the world stage, a world stage, but I want it to be, you know, not like porn right like right.
Speaker 1:I just want to. I don't want to show it right, I just want to be subtle about just the outline and he and he's like the olympics, the olympics well, I even thought about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like he's, because he clearly can't do winter olympics, because you got to have something you can show the hog off right, right and I started going down the path of what events could this guy actually do in the olympics? I don't slow.
Speaker 3:I thought about swimming, right and my only thought there was a frenchman that had a diver.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well I was gonna say, first of all, how would you get that thing in a speedo right? There's no way you could get that in a standard speedo right. It would have to be shaped like you know it's a little more compressed than a speedo. I would guess that it's not just you can't compress a foot long hot dog that big, um, I roll it up. Oh my god, it looked like a tube sock full of meatloaf.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, I'm like this is the only guy I've ever seen is like I like the pole vault but I'm full of meatloaf Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like this is the only guy I've ever seen who's like. I like the pole vault, but I'm going to make it harder. I'm going to, I'm going to. I'm going to stuff my pant with my lucky pork loin.
Speaker 1:I've got to clear two poles on this one.
Speaker 2:But I was thinking about the swimming, right, yeah, and you're right, it would create such a drag in the water, but or it'd help him steer If he did he could steer on the high jump. I was thinking if he designed a swimsuit to look like, you know, those elephants with the trunk.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like his swimsuit, right, If he swam the backstroke it would almost be like a sail and you can advertise on it.
Speaker 3:I was going to say make it a shark, make it a shark fin, shark fin it.
Speaker 2:Because I also realize I'm like there is no way in hell this guy can be good at sprints Right. There is no way you can run around with that dead leg. He'd have two bruises on his legs. So obviously it had to be the pole vault and I think he nailed it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Twice Nailed it. He got it up there and then it and just set it right there Like look at my junk.
Speaker 2:Then I thought, okay, so now the games are over and obviously he's gotten opportunities from some sexual webpages that want to see his shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I want to see what his Funko Pop is going to look like.
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus, they make a Funko for everything. Now, right, I want to see this guys.
Speaker 3:He's going to be in gray sweatpants.
Speaker 2:I'm picturing this dude when he's 60 years old. He's at a Comic Con with just him and his dick.
Speaker 1:Grandpa were you in the Olympics and you can get a picture with him. Grandpa were you in the Olympics. Yeah, we don't talk about that.
Speaker 2:That's all. I met your grandma and your grandma's sister and your grandma's sister. But the other thing I want to talk about real quick before we move on and wrap up the show, is the Australian breakdancer.
Speaker 2:Oh jeez, she's not even going back to australia, I heard, oh really, really, she got banned from the country. Probably they're like you are out forever. I, you know it. Just honestly, I didn't realize all the the stuff that went behind, how she actually ended up. Yeah, right, like uh, um, I think you said it was her husband. Yeah, they didn't have a governing body for breakdancing.
Speaker 1:So they created one and she put her husband in charge of it and her friends, and we're like blocking other people that were trying to do it and we're like voting them out and only voted her to go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think Kevin's got some video of it here, oh yeah, the windmill Backflip.
Speaker 3:Look what the windmill back.
Speaker 1:Look what I can do look what I can do. I saw him. I just think it's stewart where they pulled.
Speaker 2:They pulled her uh face off and it was julie lewis dreyfus from seinfeld seinfeld, before I knew oh what?
Speaker 3:oh, oh, oh, that's me trying to get are you sure we didn't?
Speaker 1:she didn't need medical attention.
Speaker 2:This looks like a tweaker on North 12th.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, look at this, it looks like when you've got like a sore knee or something. You're trying to pull your underwear oh there it is.
Speaker 2:She does the sprinkler, oh yeah, oh she's like take that homie. Oh, she's like I want some more. I'm praying man is in you If you haven't seen this. She scored exactly zero points. She was given no points, and this is just the greatest thing this lady got a free trip to Australia.
Speaker 3:Yeah, doesn't she do like a kangaroo or something?
Speaker 2:She did like a jump. I was thinking at first. I was like is this seriously their best offering?
Speaker 1:Like she was the gold, like I told you I've watched Breaking Electric Boogaloo so many times. I could have done it.
Speaker 3:I could have done it. I'm like they were just taking big pieces of plywood everywhere they were, yeah, just tossing it down Cardboard.
Speaker 1:Cardboard, cardboard. I'd take a cardboard and slow it down there I'd be spinning on my head.
Speaker 2:Take a homeless guy's pillow and you can make some dance moves Wicca, wicca. That's a joke. What do you call two homeless guys fighting with cardboard? Pillow fight, pillow fight. I love that joke. That's. Oh yeah, it is terrible. Anyway, all right, um, I I think it's time to wrap this one up. Uh, this week, uh, we will go to our drink review. We'll get the. We'll get the pour right I think, there's potential for it to be an okay drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll get I think more clue next time. Yeah, we'll try another one here in a second?
Speaker 2:yeah, definitely, I guess. Uh, we'll try that up. And anyway, uh, drink of the week. Let us know if there's a a drink that you're interested in yeah, let us know, let us know, or one that you enjoy that we should share with the world. We'll be more than happy to like I said no malort, but no malort.
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Speaker 1:What's the new?
Speaker 2:involved. Let us know a topic you want us to discuss. Maybe it's best guitarists of the 80s, I don't care what it is.
Speaker 1:What's your favorite drunk topic?
Speaker 2:What's the one that you like to bring up?
Speaker 1:Every time.
Speaker 2:I'm a big wrestling fan. Brian Danielson Daniel Bryan, depending on who Apparently in the locker room he loves and I mean this sincerely, this isn't made up he loves to talk about flaccid penises.
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus, really yes, this sincerely, this isn't made up. He loves to talk about flaccid penises. Oh jesus, really yes, and apparently it's a very common conversation that he likes to.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, and so, whatever you're into, maybe you just want to talk about your favorite bicycle as a kid, I don't care. Fun facts, yeah, just let us know. Uh. Thanks again, puddin, for the. Am I the asshole? Yeah, I. Uh. I don't think the lady's an asshole, no, but uh, there's a lot of people I would love to know what the split is on that. I'd be willing to bet. More people don't want their spouse using their right, I would agree, yeah yeah, I mean you wouldn't want them using the toilet paper same.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean don't wear my underwear either.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the dirty ones if they're washed whatever you're into, you freak, whatever.
Speaker 2:That'd be a good topic. What are the weirdest fetishes that you just don't understand, like the feet thing? Oh, there you go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a next week's topic that would get really bad.
Speaker 3:This would give you. This would be really bad, or the best ever ever.
Speaker 2:And then, finally, we're wrapping up the Olympics. I didn't look for the negative shit, I only looked for the positive.
Speaker 1:Turkish Assassin Turkic Damn. Oh my God, that guy was amazing Turkish Assassin. There you go.
Speaker 2:Had his hand in his pocket.
Speaker 3:He was just like it was like an Alanis Morissette song. Everybody else has, like all the gadgets and everything else, and he's just like pal.
Speaker 1:It's like, yeah, I got my prescription glasses here, second place.
Speaker 2:I can tell you this who do you want with you in the next?
Speaker 3:in a war Him yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, the other guy's like hold on, I got to tape my eyes shut. What's that? Some?
Speaker 3:of these.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's silly.
Speaker 1:Can't wait for that Funko Pop.
Speaker 2:Thanks again to our Patreon sponsors. If you're looking to sponsor the show, we'd love to have you Feel free to reach out to Kevin on that. On that, he can work with you on that stuff. And thanks again to our buddy, kevin, for helping us out, putting all this cool shit together and appreciate him. Happy belated birthday one day later to our good buddy, josh Ponder.
Speaker 2:Happy birthday, happy birthday, buddy, and hey it is never too soon to start thinking about your fantasy draft. Yeah, it's only a few weeks away. Yes, who are you taking on the first pick overall? Punter, uh, punter, a punter, yeah, yeah I want you in my league.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love it. All right, um, I uh. Thanks gibler, thanks puddin, yeah and uh, thank you, all of you for listening. Oh, thank you, buddy, thank you and um.
Speaker 2:You know we've said it before, we'll say it again If there is someone in your life that means something to you, or even if they're just somebody you see on the street and you think they look like they're going through some stuff, just talk to them, reach out to them, tell them you love them, tell them you care about them, tell them you appreciate them. Just ask them how their day is, ask them how their week was. You'd be surprised how something so little might mean the difference in somebody's life. Right so, all right, gibbler, I guess, without further ado, we will be back next thursday eight o'clock and I guess we'll talk to him.
Speaker 3:Well then, after two beers