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#168 After 2 Beers: 'Utter Junkitis'- A Dive into Peculiar Anatomy, AI Love Lives, and Deadly Escapades
What if a man had three penises? The peculiarities of "utter junkitis" kick off our latest episode as we unravel the tale of a British man whose unusual anatomy was only discovered posthumously. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we navigate the challenges this condition might present, from morning routines to bathroom logistics, and invite you to chuckle along with us while pondering the most extraordinary scenarios. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as we invite you to imagine the future of AI in intimate human interactions and whether robots could replace doctors in personal medical situations.
Would you lose a limb for a fortune? That's just one of the outrageous hypotheticals we tackle alongside real-life tales that defy belief. We delve into the irony of a couple caught with drugs in a bag labeled otherwise, and a father-son driving lesson that goes hilariously wrong when the nine-year-old hits the gas instead of the brake. The bizarre doesn’t stop there; we also reflect on a near-disastrous encounter between a drunk driver and Vice President Kamala Harris's motorcade, questioning the chaos that often shadows our everyday lives.
The episode takes a darker twist as we discuss an online scam leading to murder, highlighting the dangers of deception and desperation. We examine a tragic tale of misguided beliefs in a fictitious fortune that ended with deadly consequences. Through the lens of humor and reality, we explore how easily things can escalate when love, money, and deceit collide, rounding off our journey through the weird, wonderful, and sometimes somber narratives that color our world. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, where every twist and turn offers a new perspective on the human experience.
Welcome to the After 2 Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler.
Speaker 2:That's me.
Speaker 1:And Mr Michael Summers.
Speaker 3:What's going on?
Speaker 1:Man, we're just gonna start our new format.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what? We kind of huddled together, yep, and we decided the thing that we seem to do the best is the news. Yeah, so it's just news.
Speaker 3:Is that just news? Just news? Yeah, so it's just news. Is that just just news? It's off on its own directions.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, you know lots of stuff. So we got 10 stories tonight and we'd love for you, if you're watching live on Facebook, to jump in and then, if you're listening to us on iTunes, spotify, any of those kinds of things in the future, feel free to join us, typically every other Thursday on Facebook Live at 8 o'clock and you can watch these live and participate with us. But if you listen to the recordings, send us comments and let us know what you think of the stories.
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Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, we got 10 stories this week. Ten, ten of them Now. We got 10 stories this week, ten, ten of them Now. We may go through them all. We'll see how we do on time tonight because I have no idea how this is going to go for a show, but some of the stuff I would find humorous, some of it I'm very interested just to chat about. Right as individuals.
Speaker 3:I can't wait to hear them. I don't know anything about them. No, no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I yeah, yeah. I set a couple of them up with Kevin, our buddy here at E-Studios, so that he could try to pull some video and some images for us, because that's the cool part about doing these things live is we can actually view the images or the videos that we make reference to. So that's kind of cool. Before we move on, thanks again to our Patreon sponsors. You literally are paying all of our bills right now.
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Speaker 1:Well, you know what I wanted to make sure we stuck with you. 10 percent of the country is currently doing sober tober, and guess who's not?
Speaker 2:it's us, oops so we are here with you, all right. We have vacation in october. There's not a chance yeah, no.
Speaker 1:Well, I can come up with a reason every month.
Speaker 2:I need, I got kids holidays.
Speaker 1:All right, you guys ready for our first story? Yeah, what do we got? All right, here go. This comes to us from the United Kingdom. Doctors there announced the second ever recorded case of trifolia. That's when a man has not one, not two, but three units below the belt.
Speaker 2:You serious? Yes, he's a tripod Three.
Speaker 1:Three In physical terms. The man suffered from an illness called utter junkitis Shut up.
Speaker 2:It's literally what You're making shit up now.
Speaker 1:I am it literally means that your junk resembles a cow's udders.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the man was. So it's uncircumcised. All three, all three of them, just nip the tip.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The 78-year-old British man also showed extraordinary strength in his forearms.
Speaker 3:I bet he did Yet a gentleness with his hands. I spent a lot of time alone. His hands are nice and soft, but his forearms.
Speaker 2:I know it's like you just put it in between a couple fingers.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was just trying to picture what this guy looks like before I read into the moral of the story.
Speaker 3:And I'll give you some more details here in a second.
Speaker 1:But I was just picturing him like taking his pants off and just like a cow's udder.
Speaker 2:Just looking like a squid. He's just like a squid, right Helped in a way.
Speaker 1:You know, as a guy, sometimes this might be weird for women to hear this, but sometimes you'll go in and you'll be peeing and you'll have two streams randomly.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, randomly, Randomly.
Speaker 1:Normally it's just one straight down the middle and then every now and then you get something.
Speaker 3:You get that little straight one. You have no idea, and I was thinking of this guy with three.
Speaker 1:He would look like that old garden hose you would put in the front yard.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to go ahead and get in the shower and with goggles on, so, like in the morning, are all three of them just like.
Speaker 3:He's got morning wood.
Speaker 1:His morning wood looks like one of those things that Pizza Hut would put on pizza, one of those little white tables. Box protector.
Speaker 2:Did I tell you what those are for?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's to be able to hold it.
Speaker 2:It's to be able to pull apart the.
Speaker 1:I just thought it was a Barbie doll table, so I think it protects the cheese too, yeah, from the box being mushed onto it.
Speaker 3:I like that. Excuse man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's, I agree because I have never used it to separate my pizza.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing about this poor gentleman. They only found out about the fact that he had three penises after he died. He was 78 and donated his body to science. Not because of the triple wiener thing.
Speaker 3:I mean, do you think he went through life thinking this is normal?
Speaker 1:He only had one. That was normal.
Speaker 3:That's the other wild part.
Speaker 1:The other two were internal right. This guy didn't even know he had three penises, holy cow, yeah.
Speaker 3:So at first, like when you think it's going to look like a cow's udder it's really just one, it's just a standard, just one.
Speaker 1:And because I mean otherwise this guy, you know how many nuts did he have? I'm assuming two. They how many nuts did he have? I'm assuming two. They didn't mention nuts. Oh man, that would be crazy. They didn't mention nuts.
Speaker 2:He's got six nuts Like was it completely I've got so many questions.
Speaker 1:It's like a hair follicle, right, but so they're going in.
Speaker 2:But like are they? Do they still have the full function of? I mean, obviously it's not going to pee.
Speaker 1:No, I don't even think this man knew he had three penises.
Speaker 2:That's the wild part He'd get excited and then all of a sudden have to toot because they were like pressing on his stomach.
Speaker 1:I've got two bulges in my stomach, see, now this is one of the advantages of watching us live, kevin's bringing it up.
Speaker 4:I don't know where the other two were stored, so it's six and seven If we read.
Speaker 1:They were inside his body. Yeah, they were inside here.
Speaker 4:Oh, wow, so they considered six and seven a penis as well.
Speaker 3:Just unformed penis.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so it said which could be extremely painful during intercourse because if all three are hard, oh wow, it's like fucking a triceratops he keeps belching and farting the whole time.
Speaker 1:He's got those two on the inside that are like wisdom teeth. You gotta get them things pulled, buddy oh, wow it suck and the wild part is from what I understand kevin maybe you read differently is that he didn't know that he had three penises.
Speaker 3:He thought he had one um correct yeah, I mean yeah, if they're in you, you don't know.
Speaker 1:This guy died set lived 78 years of his life and never knew that he had three penises. And that's how you become famous like this guy probably, guy probably died. He's like, oh man, I'm just a nobody.
Speaker 2:Oh, there's a better picture.
Speaker 4:So number six is a penis, which would be the outside Looks like a little bean. Number seven is a penis, so it's like a penis inside a penis, I guess.
Speaker 1:And then you got this thing, which is obviously so. It's like one of them Russian doll things Like their nesting doll. They just keep getting bigger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, the two-inners are not anything to write home about. Were you impressed with the other one. Not necessarily impressed, but in comparison.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was just trying to picture what that would look like if you were going through an airport and they were doing the x-ray.
Speaker 3:You're like.
Speaker 1:Look at this dude with his two extra dicks.
Speaker 3:Sir, we're going to need a strip search.
Speaker 2:We just got to check this out, man.
Speaker 1:I knew something was wrong with him. He was always acting cocky.
Speaker 3:I must say Wow, man, this guy was awful cocky to be.
Speaker 2:I bet he acted like a real dick.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, All right, we've exhausted that topic.
Speaker 3:Okay, moving on to story two man, that is great.
Speaker 1:All right, men over 50. How old are you?
Speaker 3:46. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're getting close. According to a new report, your next prostate exam could be done by a robotic finger. Researchers in China have been working on a flexible, finger-like probe.
Speaker 3:Can't you get that just down the street?
Speaker 2:I was going to say does it vibrate too?
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. They think it could eventually be used to detect things like an enlarged prostate or abnormal lumps. I actually took the.
Speaker 3:I didn't take this. I posted this picture on our Facebook page, yeah.
Speaker 1:And I didn't, you know, come up with the meme, but I think it's genius. But what's wild to me is the picture on the screen Like the guy doesn't even seem like comfortable. You'd think that at least he looks like he's like man. Let's just get this over with.
Speaker 3:Just relax. Have you had one done?
Speaker 1:yet no, and I need to actually I think.
Speaker 2:I think I'm okay for a couple years I thought you had to start doing it about the same time that I had one done either.
Speaker 1:I gotta do the colon thing and I think I'm gonna shit in the box so a friend of mine just had that done and it's.
Speaker 2:It's not as bad as how it sounds like, where you're just like catching a whole turd. So what it is is it's oh, I feel like I'm cutting out. Am I cutting out? No, you're good okay, um, so it comes with like it's kind of like a big old piece of paper towel type of deal that goes over like so it catches it as you're doing it. Then it's like a thing where you just get like a little sample piece out of it okay, so they don't, so you're not sending a whole turd in a box okay, they don't want my whole cow
Speaker 1:you're like, I thought I just squat over it um, sir. We said a urine sample I was wondering that's pretty hard to shit in this cup after a night of too many drinks, you might need it as a cup anyway oh man, so no, I'm thinking, uh, I'm thinking about doing the shit in the box rather than the do you have any history in the family?
Speaker 2:no see, I do so I can't.
Speaker 1:So you can't shit in the box.
Speaker 2:No, I have to have the whole.
Speaker 1:All right, Roto-rooter Well and that leads me to my next question, and I'm serious about this one, and that's the thing about the show. Now, right Is we don't have to always be funny. I got a legit question. Would you actually prefer, like, like a woman goes through way more shit than a guy does? Yeah, with your lady carrier. Yeah, right, like people were down there looking around at early ages all the time, all the time, all the time. And, um, would this be something like if it was 100, like you weren't worried about it, just going haywire and all of a sudden, would you let a robot do that instead of having a human being that maybe you didn't know?
Speaker 2:like if it was like you moved to a new town no you'd rather have the human do it I think so, even though I mean and that doesn't make a whole lot of sense, because a lot of the surgery's done now, like that's essentially what laparoscopy is yeah, um, I don't know I don't know how I feel about it, yet trolling it yeah, well, the doctor's also able to be like all right, relax, well, and maybe that's the thing, instead of being like what?
Speaker 3:now. Why do you have both hands on my shoulders?
Speaker 1:it spits out your diagnosis like a zoltan card oh man big check.
Speaker 3:It just says big like in the movie, but you're like oh man, my prostate's enlarged?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'd be interested, honestly, the whole idea of something going into my ass is really hard for me to even think about. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm going to need to get it done Hell, why not?
Speaker 3:I'll try.
Speaker 2:I'll be the guinea pig. First thing you're going to do when you're like looking for physicians is like check out the size of their fingers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, Let me Well. So that brings me into another thing I wanted to bring up with this story. What's that? Which is the ever-growing number of robots and the things they're taking over that we typically use. Robots and AI or someone that's alive, like a dog. Even so, you know, obviously the last few years you've heard about robotic lovers. Yeah, people are buying sex machines now.
Speaker 1:And I just read a story this week where they're selling pets that are basically it's like a Furby, but on steroids. Oh geez, where it's AI and it can learn its name and will come to you and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3:Half these people have dead Tamagotchis in their house. What's a Tamagotchi? Remember that little pocket thing? You remember those little pocket games?
Speaker 1:Oh that's the one you had to feed, and if it died.
Speaker 2:you're done, You're done. Yeah, you had to go buy a new one. Handheld is done.
Speaker 1:Well, another one that just. I saw this just this week and look how I mean it doesn't look real at all, but it's probably cheaper than dating.
Speaker 2:I mean it'll pay off in a long time. It's definitely cheaper than marriage.
Speaker 4:It's definitely cheaper than marriage you can turn her off when you're tired of her.
Speaker 3:You can mute her. You just stretch out your arms, look how happy this guy is.
Speaker 1:Look how real they look.
Speaker 2:I wonder if she can put a fence up.
Speaker 1:What? That's the thing. You have to buy certain extras like apps. You've got to have the Kegel app.
Speaker 4:As soon as I can strap a fleshlight to an iRobot, I'm done with women. That looks about like it. You know what?
Speaker 1:How old are you, Kevin?
Speaker 4:39.
Speaker 1:Well, you're older. I'm interested to see how many kids that are in high school college now will live their entire life and have very little human interaction.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:They already do. Well, well, that's the whole thing, right. So this uh new thing came out just this week.
Speaker 1:It's a ai necklace, it's 99 and it literally it looks like a um, an apple eye tag that hangs around your neck okay, and it literally listens to you, engage and interact all day long what and it yeah right there and um, okay, so it's a hundred bucks and it listens to what you're saying and then, if you tap it twice, it will respond and send you a text message, like having a conversation, like you could be sitting there watching game going. Can you believe he threw that and just hit the button and the game would be like he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:They should cut him $100.
Speaker 1:It's cheap.
Speaker 2:I already have Alexa.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is Well. Here's the interesting thing about this, right? So the idea is this AI is strapped around your neck and it's listening to you in an engaged kitchen. Well, hear me out on this, because this is where my mind goes with it. Yeah, so right now it sends you a message, but what happens if they get to up and it's?
Speaker 1:I'm sure this is less than a decade away where they will be able to capture your voice, just like they do with AI today yeah yeah, what if you could have one of those that was around your mom's neck for ten years and so every piece of advice she's ever given anybody? It basically figures it out and then, when you lose a loved one, to be able to ask your grandfather, your dad, your uncle a question, and then AI is going to figure out all the algorithms of what they would say and come back in their voice too.
Speaker 3:In their voice. Oh, that'd be freaky, would you do it? Oh God, I don't know. No, really, I'm too old. Back in their voice, in their voice.
Speaker 1:Oh, that'd be freaky, would you do it?
Speaker 3:oh god, I don't know really I'm too old for that shit.
Speaker 2:Well, I feel like that, like I don't know. I mean for one, if I had one of those things around my neck, anyway, I'd probably, it would probably just go, girl, you just need to go to therapy yeah, be like you cuss way too much yeah, it's not that deep, kim, I promise you need to calm down it shuts itself off.
Speaker 3:It's like I can't with you. Is that the new life alert too? Maybe Right.
Speaker 2:But also I don't know that that, like if you can constantly have your loved ones that have passed talking to you, I feel like that kind of hinders some of your grieving process too.
Speaker 1:That's what I you know what Amanda said we don't have sound. Are you good now? Okay, all right, good, no, I agree with you, gibbler, I don't. But honestly, like I sit and I watch a lot of reality television. I love reality TV, yeah, and I've noticed that, especially in the last few seasons AJ and I talk about this all the time, but especially in the last few seasons AJ and I talk about this all the time everyone on those shows are so much more emotional than any time I've ever watched those kinds of shows. They cry all the time.
Speaker 3:All of them.
Speaker 1:Everything sets them off Everything, crying all the time, and I'm at a point now where I don't know that people, even at a younger age, know how to deal with adversity very well, and so I could see them doing that just as a way to not have to deal with it.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying it's right, I mean we're not psychologists, yeah it's interesting though right but because the other part about it would be is um, maybe it's not you that needs to hear it, but maybe it's advice that your great, great granddaughter one day hypothetically- yeah, could have from your great-great-granddaughter.
Speaker 2:Unless they're an asshole. That's the thing, right? I was like do you really want your like?
Speaker 1:No, that's the wild part, right. Like people talk about President Trump and all the weird shit, he says he's an old rich white guy. That was raised by old rich white guys. I mean, are you really surprised?
Speaker 2:at the shit he says, my dads would just keep going. Girl, if you don't be stupid, you better be strong, right, that's what.
Speaker 1:I mean Like they don't evolve with modern day. But AI is interesting as hell to me and I was thinking about it because, like if you had a dog instead of an actual dog, right, and I'm like there's just something about the connection you see when you see something in its eyes.
Speaker 3:Yeah that you know it's real, not something dead like I, like those dead eyes. There's nothing there.
Speaker 1:And as far as guys go with, like the sex doll thing, it is no surprise to me that we. Oh my god, we'll stick it in our hand. We've been doing it for decades and we enjoy the hell out of it.
Speaker 2:But you always have to fantasize about something else. It's not like you're like oh, that thing looks very attractive.
Speaker 1:No, you just gotta. Most of the time you just look at something. I'm serious, we are dumb creatures. We are. You are a more way evolved species, females than men are and when it comes. But that's how we're supposed to be right.
Speaker 4:We're just out there, yeah, and you're just yeah, just yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Here's our third story for the night. This comes to us from New York City. Six years ago, a 56-year-old drunk man fell onto the subway tracks and a train operator failed to stop the subway in time. All right, the train ran him over and it severed one of his legs his hip joint there hip joint I'm not even liquored yet and most of his arms. Okay, so it's coming up. He must have fell sideways.
Speaker 3:Did he do it on purpose?
Speaker 1:No, he was liquored and he just stumbled and fell over and then he got ran over. Now he did survive, but he is unable to work. So he filed a lawsuit against the MTA and he won. I bet he did yeah, the court awarded him $90 million.
Speaker 2:Holy crap.
Speaker 1:This guy lost an arm and a leg. He should get half of that, though Half Because he lost half.
Speaker 3:Well, it's what he's worth, I guess I was like what taxes yeah?
Speaker 1:now I made a comment on the radio uh 1017, the point. I do that uh show on the weekends and I said you know, if I hear this story, there's got to be people in new york city that are like is that all I gotta do?
Speaker 2:right is like lose a limb.
Speaker 1:Jump out in front of a cab or no well, just fall in front of this train, let it run me over. And because then I start thinking, I think for my pinky toe I could pay off my mortgage If you get 90 million for an arm and a leg. Wow, what's a pinky toe worth.
Speaker 3:We could take a foot.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So let me ask you both a question, and I'm serious about this If someone came to you right now and said I'm going to sign you a check for $90 million, but we're going to cut your arm and your leg off, so you're basically going to live the rest of your life?
Speaker 3:Do I get a?
Speaker 1:pick.
Speaker 3:No, it's just like this guy, left or right.
Speaker 1:No, I don't know. Let's say you do Okay, I don't even care if you get to pick, you're going to lose one of your legs all the way up to your hip joint and an arm, and you get a check for $90 million. Okay, so you would do it, yeah. Okay, and I'm not hating on that, because that's the interesting part about this question.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't.
Speaker 1:Well see, that's the whole thing. So you don't have any children, correct, correct? You have a bunch, right, correct, right, and I'm not hating you two are vastly different on that spectrum. So for someone like Puddin, he may look at that $90 million as I'm setting my family up for generations, whereas you may look at it like why do I want to make that kind of money and have the rest of my life be shit?
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:Just to leave it. Some cool prosthetics and stuff, oh, for $90 million. I'd get like a flamethrower arm, oh my God.
Speaker 1:You're going to use up all the kids' inheritance.
Speaker 2:Oh you would think of this.
Speaker 3:Like a little dark guy. Oh my God, he's a Spider-Man villain.
Speaker 2:He's going to go on a shrimp boat and be like Lieutenant Dan.
Speaker 1:So that I don't know. I I don't know that I have two kids and I honestly think if my life, for the rest of my life is shit for their benefit.
Speaker 1:I don't think that they're going to be that good off anyway. I think they would rather have a dad that's in a good place, right, and? But then I was curious, like let's take the most basic thing in your life that you could have cut off, and let's say it's your pinky toe. I made a joke about it. Yeah, if someone came to you right now and said, kim, you wouldn't do the $90 million for an arm and a leg, totally get it. Yeah, your clothes won't fit the same. Your golf game isn't going to get any better.
Speaker 1:Right, right For $1,000, one pinky toe.
Speaker 2:You can have it. I only have a little nubbin' anyway.
Speaker 1:So there you go, a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2:A thousand bucks. Take them both.
Speaker 1:I bet you there'd be a lot of nine-toed people in this world, maybe eight-toed Hell. I get your toe. I get your toe Right. I'm curious how many people watching this would sell a toe for a thousand bucks, and I bet you there'd be a bunch the pinky toe.
Speaker 3:Pinky toe.
Speaker 1:You could still wear flip flops.
Speaker 3:What would it take for you to lose a pinky toe?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's a good question, right? Yeah, that's a question to ask around. Holidays are coming up. That's the kind of thing to ask.
Speaker 2:Christmas. I mean I'd get rid of one of my nuts, it didn't cost me an arm and a ready for our fourth story.
Speaker 1:What do we got a? Officers in portland oregon recently stopped a man and a woman in their 30s. They were driving a stolen car and then they searched the vehicle. They found cash, a loaded revolver scales, drugs that included 10 grams of fentanyl and meth. But the drugs were surprisingly easy to spot because the couple had put them inside a bag that read definitely not a bag full of drugs you know what?
Speaker 3:you almost had me, I was like that's definitely not right.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go ahead and look anyway. Yeah, this makes me think totally against the idea of coming up with a bumper sticker that says definitely not a bed dead body in trunk. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Because that's is this the?
Speaker 1:is this that.
Speaker 3:Definitely not a drug, mule yeah.
Speaker 1:This is the beauty of watching us live now.
Speaker 3:Definitely not a bag full of drugs. That's awesome. What?
Speaker 1:I love about it is you know, when they bought it, they thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 2:She probably made it with her cricket.
Speaker 3:But here's the thing you got all that in in a stolen vehicle, right right?
Speaker 1:obviously we're not dealing with the price oh my gosh right in a bag that says definitely. I wonder where you buy that at, I mean that doesn't incers yeah she in.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen anything like that at one richmond farmers market and maybe it's that night market.
Speaker 3:Oh, maybe, I maybe.
Speaker 1:I don't know. All right, here we go. Story five An Ohio father ended up in the hospital after he was run over by his nine-year-old son while he was teaching the boy how to drive At nine. Yeah, this happened a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Don't you normally do that in the car?
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, we've got video of this. If you're watching this live.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Now there's the gentleman there.
Speaker 3:There's his. Well, it looks like they already have a handicap ramp.
Speaker 1:Well, that's maybe why he needed a ride. He's going to teach his kids how to drive. To the liquor store, apparently, yeah it happened around 1 pm on a Sunday in the 100 block of Carbon Street in Toledo and the video was obtained through surveillance video of the incident from a home across the street, so it must be somebody over there. It shows the 36 year old Cleedgen Williams inside the open door jam of the driver's side of the car.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh, oh, there we go.
Speaker 3:Oh, bam oh.
Speaker 2:That's gonna leave a mark.
Speaker 1:Oh, he gets up. Look at the kid, he's like man. That's worth a replay.
Speaker 2:Yeah let's watch that again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so he's across the street there.
Speaker 2:I was just checking out the guy on the porch still. So yeah Now apparently Williams.
Speaker 1:He had told the boy to hit the brake but the boy didn't know which pedal was what. But the boy didn't know which pedal was what.
Speaker 3:So he hit the gas and the car was in reverse. That would have been the first thing I told him.
Speaker 2:Put it in reverse Terry, terry, terry put it in reverse.
Speaker 1:What's his name, terry? No, his name is Clejuan. Clejuan what?
Speaker 4:That's short for Terry Clejuan.
Speaker 1:Clejuan. All right, it was 1 o'clock on a Sunday. I figured the dad needed a ride to the liquor store to get more beer for the football games right Right before they started this must have been when they had like the 930 London game or something Right yeah, I'm telling you right now, if you're watching the 930 games, you have to be drinking beer.
Speaker 3:They're horrible. Oh, the last one was so bad the Jags and the Patriots.
Speaker 1:I saw a meme the other day that said, this is the worst thing we've done to England since we declared for independence yes, Now here's the wild part. So there was a nine-year-old in the driver's seat. There was another younger kid in the back seat.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, so he loaded up the family.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, he was needing a ride. But I'm just thinking that these two kids, for the rest of their life they're going to have the. Remember that time you ran over dad, remember that time and he got in trouble.
Speaker 3:Shit, dad Don't start shit with me, dad, I'll run you over again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is wild. All these stories come from the last two weeks.
Speaker 3:That is crazy yeah. They were waiting for us to come back. What a time to be alive.
Speaker 1:Here is story six. A guy in Milwaukee drove drunk this was just Monday night, oh no and he got on the highway going in the wrong direction. That's never good right? No? Well, ironically, right after he got on the highway, he passed Kamala Harris' motorcade.
Speaker 3:Oh, what Shut up yes.
Speaker 1:The footage of his white car driving slowly on the left shoulder.
Speaker 2:What a.
Speaker 1:Ford Bronco, was it? As the motorcade zipped by, there was a police escort for Mrs Harris, obviously and the two cops immediately pulled him over. One report said that he was within inches of causing a crash. Now I'm going to assume that it wasn't her vehicle, Otherwise we may have heard more about this. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:The police report says the 55-year-old driver. Look at this. There he is right down there, right down there. Holy shit, how do we not hear about this? This is what After Two Beers is all about. It's bringing these kinds of stories.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, Look at that. And we got him.
Speaker 4:I like how it was the last guy. He's like oh, I'll piggyback yeah there's this radio guy.
Speaker 2:Hey, can you get that guy? You guys got her right.
Speaker 3:Look at that, can you figure out what this guy's doing?
Speaker 1:back here, guys, the police report says the 55-year-old seemed extremely surprised when cops told him he almost hit the vice president's car. Wow, he didn't realize he was going the wrong direction and didn't even remember getting on the highway. My question and I.
Speaker 2:What did he blow? What was his I?
Speaker 3:think he melted the breath of water.
Speaker 1:Oh my god where do you think you get locked up for almost hitting a vice president with a car? While you're drunk right I mean that's at least 90 days, right?
Speaker 2:I don't know did anybody get any uh jail time for almost clipping, or did clip the ear of the ex-president?
Speaker 1:Well, they gave him time served, they killed him within a minute yeah.
Speaker 3:They have a sign. Oh, that's right, he got life.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, he served life. Yeah, I forgot that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, and actually, I'm glad you brought that up, because that's the question that I have about this.
Speaker 3:Is this attempted murder or attempted?
Speaker 1:assault. My question is how does this happen? Honestly and no jokes. Now you mentioned Donald Trump, and that's agreed. How the hell is that guy alive right now? By just a few centimeters Right, right and this was a kid Right. And then now you have this situation here, where they clearly didn't close down the exits.
Speaker 3:Right, I wonder how long he had been driving.
Speaker 1:It looked like he was just coming off the off ramp Right, or I guess in this case he made it the on ramp, probably what happened is that the entrance ramp was probably closed down because of this, but they didn't close down the exit ramp, maybe.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah.
Speaker 1:He was like ah.
Speaker 2:I can't get on that way. Let's go this direction.
Speaker 1:The fact that the car was able to advance that far down the shoulder. Yeah, and here's the reason I bring this up, and this is where we get a little silly on After 2 Beer. Here's where we go. I've watched so many random movies about how much it takes to be able to like what's the Air Force One. Yeah, how much work they have to go through to-.
Speaker 2:Make everything secure yeah.
Speaker 1:And you've got two random assholes. You've got one kid-, yeah, in Pennsylvania who was sighted 150 yards away, he was sighted hours ahead, yeah. And then you've got some drunken asshole that almost hits the vice president just driving along, just trying to get home. I don't know why they call him Secret Service. They ought to call him Shitty Service.
Speaker 2:Obviously he didn't have a nine-year-old to drive in, right, god, it's the only way that kid's ever going to see his dad again, though.
Speaker 3:Visitation rights. Hey Dad, remember that time you was the vice president, oh God.
Speaker 1:Shag ass. And I guarantee you, here's the wild part about the United States. Right, when Trump almost got shot, I'm sure there were people that were like damn it, you almost got him. Yeah, and I'm sure reading this story right now, there are people watching this are going damn it Almost got her. Both ways. It does man? We are a violent nation. Let's be straight up.
Speaker 4:I bet it was Joe. I don't know where I'm going?
Speaker 2:I don't even know I was asleep and next thing I know I'm driving, that's really funny, nicely done, nice job. Joe Aw sleepy.
Speaker 3:Joe, I knew this was on my calendar.
Speaker 2:They said 56, not 86.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, geez, story seven A North Dakota woman this story's fucking crazy to me a north. This all happened within the last two weeks.
Speaker 3:I love it. We don't hear about this, we don't hear a lot of that. All right, a uh north dakota, now the lakers.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah. A north dakota woman was sentenced to 25 years in prison for poisoning her boyfriend after mistakenly believe he had inherited 30 million dollars and planned to break up with her.
Speaker 3:The uh, yeah, I heard about this one how is she gonna get it anyway?
Speaker 1:I think she was just pissed. Ah, her name ia thea Thea Knoier. She's 48.
Speaker 2:What. I'm going to start letting you do all the names Ina Thea Knoier. All right, there you go, ina Thea 48, was convicted for the murder of Stephen Riley Jr, 51, who died last year from ethylene glycol poisoning, the same toxin found in antifreeze.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you knew that already. She antifreezed him. It's like dogs, you don't like you can soak a hot dog in it.
Speaker 3:I wonder if that's how she did that. He's from.
Speaker 1:North Dakota. They like hot dogs. I'm from Indiana and I like hot dogs.
Speaker 2:What's North Dakota known for anyway.
Speaker 1:Well, officials say the woman poisoned Riley just hours after she found out from an email that he had received that he was supposedly going to inherit $30 million.
Speaker 3:Oh, is this from a Nigerian prince?
Speaker 1:But the victim's son, 21-year-old Ryan Riley, told the Post that the couple had unwittingly fallen victim to an online scam.
Speaker 3:Oh it was, and there was never any money. Oh, what was she like Gonna claim it? How was she even gonna claim it? I think she was just pissed.
Speaker 2:It said that she was. She thought that he was gonna break up with her. Yeah.
Speaker 1:She's like fuck him If he can't. Is this the guy here? Oh, that's the yeah. That guy loved hot dogs. There she is.
Speaker 2:Oh, ina, ina.
Speaker 3:Look how unhappy she is.
Speaker 1:She kind of looks like.
Speaker 3:Large Marge.
Speaker 2:And it's not just because she's in strife?
Speaker 1:Yeah, she does look like well, yeah, this poor guy right here I mean. Well, I wrote in my notes that, honestly, when you hear the first part, which is this woman killed a man, I really believe the second part, that they could fall for an online scam.
Speaker 2:After seeing them, I would definitely agree.
Speaker 1:And here's the thing that I've always thought like in this story here. I don't know how long they dated, but this is another reason why you really don't want to end a good relationship. You're in Right Because there are people that will kill you out there, Like if it doesn't work out, you may die Right, Like what's the worst thing that happens if you get in.
Speaker 3:Does meat taste funny?
Speaker 1:No, it's the worst thing that happens if you get in, does this meat taste funny? No, it's fine, I ain't eating them, I'm a vegetarian. Just this meal. Then I'm going to eat like a king because I got 30 million coming. Oh, they fell for a scam and she killed him, man America.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:All right, here's our next story, story eight, for the evening.
Speaker 3:You guys liking this?
Speaker 2:I am. Are there any names I need to read for you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, from now on. Oh, this is the good one. This is uh, you're in now on, I'm going to, if you can do these, I'll just sit here with pudding, we'll just get liquor. Uh, this is our eighth story. This comes to us from San Antonio, from a SeaWorld.
Speaker 2:Oh, I remember seeing a little bit of this. I know exactly what this is.
Speaker 1:This is audience members were attending an orca show at the SeaWorld San Antonio and they got more than they bargained for for when the killer whale took a shit in the pool. Well, we'll see what happens here on the video, then we'll talk about it for our listeners here. But, there's the whale right there. He just finished dinner and oh there it is Just mud butt all over the pool.
Speaker 2:Now look at this poor kid. He's like oh, he's shaking the pool, we need to run.
Speaker 1:Now here comes the whale again. This is like what he's been waiting on all day Two whales, one cup. It's not a golden shower, it's a brown shower.
Speaker 2:I mean, tell me that you've never had like a little splash up, oh, like in the toilet, yeah, oh yeah. Look at this, that's a lot of splash up.
Speaker 1:Here it comes again Now these two poor kids are sitting in the front like man. We love SeaWorld Daddy.
Speaker 3:Thanks for bringing us. Oh, look at this, this is the best.
Speaker 1:Oh, I got the poo on me, the TikTok showed the orcas swimming in the glass-walled pool with a cloud of whale poop and, like we were talking off air air, you know that water smelled horrible. Yeah, like those things literally just eat fish all day. Oh, that was, oh, uh, they said. It elicited a mixture of shock, disgust and amusement. I uh I gotta tell you I have never been more happy for a whale in my life.
Speaker 3:Yes, I'm serious about this.
Speaker 1:If I was stuck in a tank all day long, this is exactly what I would do Every time, every time, until they let me go.
Speaker 3:He's out there going. We can't put him out there he just shits on everybody.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Apparently, this place has five total orcas and, as I was reading and I'm like I want them to go because these are smart animals yeah, do you think they're all back there going?
Speaker 3:oh man, you got them. Good, you're like man.
Speaker 1:I haven't shit in two days on purpose. Watch this.
Speaker 2:On purpose On purpose. Hold my shrimp.
Speaker 1:You won't do it. You won't shit on us. Oh, it's called the shit splash. I'm going to shit splash them. I'm tired of them, I'm tired of them, I'm tired of them.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 1:You know how you solve this problem you let them go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, those things don't deserve to be in a tank. How about no more Orca shows?
Speaker 1:Oh, that's bullshit. Anyway, story nine this is a 10-month-old state-of-the-art fire station in Germany burned to the ground last week because it caught on fire.
Speaker 3:We have a former firefighter here. The fire station caught on fire.
Speaker 1:The fire station caught on fire, and the reason was that the city had decided not to install fire alarms in the station. Apparently, there's no code that requires them there, so they didn't do it. Thankfully, no one was injured. Now, kevin, this is great having you here as a uh, a former firefighter and someone that's worked in these facilities. Is it common for no one to be at the station?
Speaker 1:uh, very common so like nobody so like if there's a fire, you could just walk in and have a bowl of chili and play with the dog, they lock it up.
Speaker 4:I'm sure they lock them up now like key fob entrance and stuff like that. Okay, but it is common.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, there you go. I was curious about that.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because that's the only way this story works is there's literally no one there. The cause hasn't been confirmed, but they believe it may have been a battery charger that overheated. Oh, wow. Okay. Damages exceed $22 million because they didn't install fire alarms. Now, this is it must have been state-of-the-art.
Speaker 2:Well, nobody was there to answer the call.
Speaker 1:Well, you didn't know to go back.
Speaker 2:They were probably at the grocery.
Speaker 1:That's the wildest part, when you see the fire truck pull up and you're like somebody's in there slipped and fall, or they need groceries.
Speaker 2:They need some food.
Speaker 1:You think they would door dash, you think the city would provide door dash for groceries to be delivered?
Speaker 3:so they don't have to take the fire truck. I don't know how that works.
Speaker 1:I'm already out ride. Yeah, no comment. He's like that's the best part of being a firefighter to ride around the truck all day when there's nothing going on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is that right I mean, I want to ride in a fire truck um, it is uh, but there's just a lot of um you know, perceptions, reality.
Speaker 4:When you see them at the grocery it's like well they gotta, they've got to get groceries. Yeah, they've got to get food for the firehouse, and then there is a lot of downtime. But when there's not downtime it's like really hard on them.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean they've got to have the fire truck with them. Oh, absolutely In case they're there and something gets called. Yeah, but I was under the impression that at least one person would hang back just in case a fire broke out, but apparently not.
Speaker 4:No, they all need to be on the engine or ladder or medic or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, there you go. It's something I learn every day, but the thing that I'm the most interested about this and this is the only part that we're going to talk about the election at all and this reminds me of why it's so no, no, no.
Speaker 3:We don't want.
Speaker 1:That's the beauty of after two beers, yeah you got to hear that shit on cnn and fox news and your local news.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're over it. So this is the only reason I'm going to bring this up is, uh, you hear a story like this and you realize it was the city that decided not to do this. These are elected officials, yeah, okay, now, this was in germany, I don't know how their process works, but here, in even a small town like Richmond, indiana, there's elected officials that are going to oversee a budget, that are going to see these kinds of things, and this is the kind of story that a small city like Richmond. We may have a firehouse that would be worth millions of dollars, right, this is the kind of thing that could bankrupt a city, because now you got to rebuild the facility. You're out 22, 22 million and let's say it was a hundred thousand dollars to to yeah, because clearly they didn't have a fire extinguisher system or something in there either yeah, state of the art, but they have nothing in that, you think firehouse would have, would have fire the water things, sprinklers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 1:That's what they're called so my only point to this is whether you are voting for President Trump or Vice President Harris in the upcoming election. You make your own choice on that.
Speaker 3:Make sure they put alarms in your fart.
Speaker 1:Well, my whole thing is these are why these elections are so important. It's the local elections. This is where you actually make a difference within your own community. It's an opportunity for you to get your voice heard, and if you don't like the direction that your community is moving in, that's how you can fix it it's definitely the local level that does all of that because right now the finance committee at the city council is working to defund the fire department right now.
Speaker 4:So it's at your local and that's just because of a former fire chief that's disgruntled hey man, so it's a local level it's a local level. You know, kamala and trump, they have no idea. So I mean, it's nothing, they even have anything to do with. It's your local level. Yeah, and it's. It's the local level that everyone's afraid to even talk about, because it's local.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but that's why I'm saying these elections that even if you don't want to vote for the president, write somebody in, but you can really make an impact here locally.
Speaker 3:Definitely vote local.
Speaker 4:Pedro. Vote for Pedro.
Speaker 3:Some.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right, we're delicately going to leave that subject behind. But hey, we got away from it.
Speaker 3:I don't think we're going to get any death threats over that.
Speaker 1:All right, here's our 10th, 10. And final story of the week 10.
Speaker 3:10.
Speaker 1:All right, here we go. Nearly 50 employees at a Maryland business were sent to a hospital after a co-worker's homemade food led to a mass food poisoning. This is why don't eat what everybody makes Responders from the Howard County Department of Fire and Rescue.
Speaker 3:They had to call in the fire department, probably to hose down the place.
Speaker 1:There's like shit and vomit everywhere.
Speaker 3:There's orca everywhere, it looks like an orca took a shit there.
Speaker 1:There's orca splashing everywhere. Oh, they arrived at the NAFCO wholesale seafood distributor. Oh, no, you think they got their own fish in their own place and then went home and made it. It was in Jessup, maryland, on 345 on Monday, 46 adults reported feeling sick and displayed symptoms of food poisoning. They were all transported to a nearby hospital Holy smokes, and fortunately none were listed in critical condition.
Speaker 3:That's good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so no one's going to die so what was the dish.
Speaker 1:I didn't see the Kevin may be, able to find some of this, but actually it leads me into how we're going to finalize this whole thing. Oh yeah, which is what you said. So we used to work at a company together here in Richmond called Belden Big company and I started an inside sales gibbler work there and I'm not saying anything against the company, so that's why I openly said the name of the place. But regardless, the inside sales team was notorious for having pitch-ins.
Speaker 2:We had them all the time.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's like hey, somebody took a shit last week, let's have a pitch-in to celebrate.
Speaker 3:Hey, you sold something.
Speaker 1:Right All day long. There's celebrations like this all the time.
Speaker 2:Hey, we're going to celebrate everybody.
Speaker 1:But what was interesting about it is what Kim said, which is there were people. I didn't really care because I wasn't that big of a partaker in these things, but there were individuals that would intentionally watch somebody come in to see what dish they were carrying, to know not to eat out of that dish.
Speaker 3:Oh, so they already knew not to eat.
Speaker 2:Well, when you work with people and you can see some of their grooming habits and some of their you already know. Yeah, or that like.
Speaker 4:You're like I know, who they've been with, if you always smell like cat pee.
Speaker 2:I'm going to guess there's going to be cat hair in that food If you constantly talk about all 12 of your cats 12 cats and a magic special casserole.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like on a Christmas vacation. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I just. There's some things where it's just like yeah, I always find out who made what before? You eat it back then so who made what before you eat it back then?
Speaker 3:Who made this?
Speaker 1:I'm good, yeah, so you would do that too.
Speaker 3:What Skip something?
Speaker 1:Yeah, see the wild part. My son's an engineering major and we had engineers in the other half of the building. Those guys they would walk around like catfish at the end of a Friday night.
Speaker 2:Oh man, they were always scooping it up. They were like oh man, I heard you guys had food. Oh, didn't even care did they?
Speaker 3:They would just come down.
Speaker 2:They never came down to that side of the building, except for when they sniffed it out.
Speaker 1:We had one guy and I called him catfish. I said you are just out bottom food Like all day long he would how?
Speaker 2:you guys doing down here.
Speaker 3:Oh, we got food we got some food.
Speaker 1:This isn't your department. Get out of here.
Speaker 3:But you got food.
Speaker 1:Hello, hello. You know it's funny when you work in an office. When I first started in that little office, there was probably 70 of us in that department, and when I left well, when Kim left even more recently there was probably what 15 of you down there.
Speaker 1:Oh well, most people were working from home, so yeah, oh yeah, we had desks that the two of you are facing each other. I had a lady that I worked with named Michelle, and we were so tight down there that our two desks faced each other and we had like a little half partition that would come up to about here, Right.
Speaker 2:And that was it.
Speaker 1:And we're both on the phone right talking. We were in like customer service, right, and this is much of the part. Talk about like no privacy at work, right? You're like your doctor can't call you with test results while Michelle's sitting across from you.
Speaker 3:You can't get that. Boog out your nose.
Speaker 1:Well, and then the funniest part, too about it is like you would hear things about COVID and being six feet. We were literally and when I say it was this far, I'm being generous the desk partitions on this side were probably like this yeah. And they were pushed together to hold the wall up. Yeah, and that's how close we sat, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's up, yeah, and that's how close we said yeah, it's wild to me, oh man, you learn a lot about people.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, I knew when their kids fucked up.
Speaker 3:I knew when their grandbabies were you know, when they let their nine-year-old drive their car into a pole I had a guy one time come into work and he's like man.
Speaker 1:My son got fucked up on sat and he got home on Sunday morning and his car was all jacked up and we don't know what he hit.
Speaker 3:Oh no, oh no, and he goes.
Speaker 1:we had to go driving to find To figure out yeah, and he goes we found where we think he hit a chain link fence, he goes. We wrote a check and left it and just said here's for the fence.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And I'm oh, no, yeah and I'm like why are you sharing this at work? I wouldn't even.
Speaker 3:That's the thing, is that you get to know. You get to know so much about your co-workers. A lot of times it's more than what you yeah, yeah, yeah, so there you go kitchen, yes or no?
Speaker 1:uh, I I'm kind of with gibbler like I, I, uh, I would eat some of the stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think if I knew who it was.
Speaker 1:I would. I was more concerned with the ones I wouldn't want to eat from, but otherwise you know, hey, who doesn't like a good free meal Right. What are you going to do? Get food poisoning? I always add a little extra protein in there 46 people. You think they gave him shit at work?
Speaker 3:Oh, not anymore. All right, no more pitch-ins. Oh right, Corporate policy.
Speaker 1:I thought you guys all liked sushi.
Speaker 3:From the gas station.
Speaker 1:Oh Well, there you go. That is our first episode of After 2 Beers, with the news focus.
Speaker 3:I hope you guys have enjoyed it. I hope you guys have liked it I have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's great.
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Speaker 3:Wednesdays to the Elks in Richmond.
Speaker 1:So we just started our trivia back at the Richmond Elks. We're going to have a full schedule online on our Facebook page, but we'll be back there next Wednesday, on October 30th, at 730. Yeah, we're going to dress up or do something fun and it's a fun time I enjoy it.
Speaker 3:It's a blast. Yeah, it's a good time, so much fun.
Speaker 1:Thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook here at East Studios for helping us out and basically being our producer in the studio tonight. Yeah, if this is something that you would like to do, if you've got ideas with your friends and family, or maybe it's something you want to do at work, reach out to Kevin here at the E-Studio Global Media.
Speaker 4:What's your?
Speaker 1:Headquarters. Headquarters, what are? You Just global media, global media there you go and Kevin will get you all set up for that.
Speaker 3:Yeah definitely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go. I put that out.
Speaker 2:Warm scrambled egg. One handful per child I'm putting pierogies out, one pierogie you know what's wild about this?
Speaker 1:Now, that's obviously, that's fake. Fake, yeah, but when I was a kid, we used to get hand-wrapped shit all the time.
Speaker 3:All the time. Yeah, popcorn balls, oh popcorn balls, they're the best. Yes, but they were the one family we got them from, you knew, because they were good, because they had a Coke machine outside their house too.
Speaker 1:Nothing says cheap like making your kids go buy their own sodas.
Speaker 3:We got a soda.
Speaker 1:Well, thanks again to all of our viewers and listeners to the show. We greatly appreciate it and we say it at the end of every show, and it is by far the most important thing we say in our full hour of doing this. And it's simply this especially as we approach the holidays thanksgiving and christmas right around the corner um, if there's somebody in your life that you just feel like they're just not being themselves or, um, you know, they just don't, they feel off, like there might be something going on, do me a favor and just reach out to them, just send them a text message, stop by their house, give them a phone call, anything. It is just to let them know. Hey, you care about them, you appreciate them and you just want to see how they're doing. And you'd be surprised how something so small might be the thing that makes somebody just keep moving it forward.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, I guess, without further ado, gibbler, we will be back two weeks here. Yep and uh, we'll talk to you all then after two beers take me home, take me on home.