After 2 Beers
After 2 Beers
#173 After 2 Beers: Excavator Rampage, Bullet Trains & Mark Zuckerberg's Day Dreams
Ever heard of someone trying to buy a baby via text message? On this episode of After 2 Beers, Dutch, Gibbler, and Puddin' dive into the hilariously bizarre world of unexpected group texts, where a jaw-dropping proposal to purchase a baby leaves everyone speechless. From the chaos of an excavator rampage in Canada to the wild antics of a Hungarian man hitching a 20-mile ride on a bullet train, they bring a whirlwind of oddball stories that will make you question reality. Plus, the crew explores the passionate world of collecting as Dutch surprises Michael with a Matt Foley Funko Pop, sparking a lively conversation about treasured memorabilia.
Get ready for an entertaining deep dive into social dynamics and fashion faux pas at high-profile events. The hosts humorously dissect how societal expectations shape women's wardrobe choices and the reactions they provoke. Along the way, they share personal stories from smoky bingo nights and quirky bar experiences, all while tackling the latest TikTok trends and even discussing the existence of chicken noodle soup-flavored cough drops (yes, really!). Expect plenty of laughs and maybe even some unexpected food for thought.
And if that wasn’t enough, the crew breaks down the viral moment from President Trump’s inauguration, where Mark Zuckerberg was caught seemingly staring at Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos’ fiancée. Social media had a field day with the clip, as memes flooded the internet dissecting the Meta CEO’s distracted glance. Whether intentional or not, the incident added another layer of entertainment to an already surreal event.
The episode wraps up with heartfelt gratitude for their growing audience, including their surprising fan base in Germany. Listeners are invited to join their lively trivia nights in support of community causes like Toys for Tots. Whether you’re watching on YouTube, Facebook, or supporting them on Patreon, the After 2 Beers crew appreciates every single fan. As they share their stories and invite listeners into their world, they also remind everyone of the importance of staying connected, checking in on friends, and offering support. Stick around—there’s plenty more weird and wonderful podcasting adventures ahead!
Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler.
Speaker 1:That's me and Michael the Puddin' Summers. What's going on, man, I feel like we are like a posse now. We're together all the time. Yeah, three times in one week, yeah, no, it's really cool If you live here locally. We've been doing trivia on wednesday nights at the uh elks here in town at uh 7 30. Love for you to come out. We're going to do that probably through the end of march or so. Yep and uh, then uh. This saturday we're going to be at the vfw, a local non-profit, so, um, we're going to get that uh taken care of for them.
Speaker 2:Yeah I think it'll be a good time to the public. Yes, and they have a full menu. They'll have cook kitchen open that's at five right, I think we're gonna.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's showing up around five. We'll probably start around 5 30 right on uh, all right um, I know we technically started, but I'm still putting my shit together.
Speaker 2:Get your shit together.
Speaker 1:You know it's when real life gets in the way of a podcast.
Speaker 2:Right, like you have a job and such Gosh.
Speaker 1:All right, I'll tell you what, kevin, we'll keep rolling, but I'm going to start the audio over for just the recording for the.
Speaker 3:Sounds good, all right yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, cool, thank you here. Uh sounds good. All right, yeah, all right, cool, thank you. Here we go. Three, two, welcome to the after two beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gebbler that's me and Michael the pudding summers. What's going on, man? You know I was excited today. I uh had to make sales calls and and I got a gift for you. I forgot to bring it, but you probably already have it, so maybe we'll just give it away on the show. I try to get steps in as I'm walking, yeah, and I go to Targets and things and check out what Funkos, and I got the Matt Foley. Oh, which one? The, you know the fan down by the river.
Speaker 3:I don't think I have that one, well, you know, the fan down by the river. I don't think I have that one, well, you do now.
Speaker 1:Even better. That is awesome.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You never have too many Funko Bots. Amen, buddy, especially that one.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's a good one If this is your first time tuning in to the show. Thanks for showing up. We greatly appreciate it. Yes, thank you If you're watching us live right now on uh youtube. We appreciate it. If you go to facebook and watch us live there, you can also comment during the uh the live show and uh we will try to interact with you, so we'd appreciate that.
Speaker 1:We've got uh trivia, as I mentioned, if, uh, you were watching the video version that, uh, we're continuing to do here locally. It's so funny now, like our numbers on views. We get about 1,000 views per show or so. We're starting to get there, starting to peak, but our audio levels have gone down, but it's because I think it's people in Richmond that are watching the show, because all of our Germany listens are up Nice.
Speaker 3:That's the weirdest thing, not in this.
Speaker 1:European country we're.
Speaker 3:Nice. That's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1:That means the European country you're going after it's loving it. So if you're listening to us, make sure you know that you can watch us live on YouTube and Facebook on Thursday evenings, typically every other week around 8 o'clock, and so check us out there, and vice versa, If you're driving down the car or road, or rather in a car and you can just throw the audio on if you can't fall asleep at night.
Speaker 3:I do it at work. I throw it on and listen.
Speaker 1:And fall asleep.
Speaker 2:Fall asleep, take a little nappy nap.
Speaker 1:At work. Yes, I want to make sure we thank our Patreon sponsors. If you want to support the show, we would greatly, greatly appreciate it. All you've got to do is go to patreoncom backslash after two beers.
Speaker 3:That's the number two, and we would appreciate it Right there, that's the first time I've noticed that.
Speaker 1:We'd appreciate that. Thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook here at Global Enterprises. You guys are doing an amazing job. He's got Mike in there. You're pretty much booked a lot now, right? Yeah, we just keep getting busier and busier.
Speaker 3:There you go. It's a good thing.
Speaker 1:If you're interested in doing one of these, reach out to Kevin. He's locally. I mean, you've got a. It's a turnkey solution. You walk in and you can sit down and he'll walk you through the whole process.
Speaker 3:He'll help you out with webpages and logos and the whole thing, yeah, so reach out to.
Speaker 1:Kevin. So I appreciate Kevin again, as always, and I don't know, is there anything else we want to talk about before? We get started?
Speaker 3:I don't think so, drop the couch again.
Speaker 2:Oh, the couch.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, your studio audience.
Speaker 1:They just pulled a theo chair broke chair broke this is gonna be one of them shows how many times has ponder done that?
Speaker 3:I need to get that camera back up over here yes yes, just to fill in our viewers.
Speaker 1:There's a couch that is on stands more or less in the control room so that they can see in here. Well, it almost sounded like it was going through the wall.
Speaker 3:I thought somebody hit the building, man down.
Speaker 1:How many viewers do we have right now? What we got? Uh, seven, nice. Well, I greatly appreciate all of you. We're gonna get started right now. Come on, alright, so, uh, if you are first time joining the show. Basically, what we do is, uh, we have a couple drinks hence the name after two beers, and then it has taken us almost seven and a half years to refine, um, our format do we have it refined it?
Speaker 3:takes time. I think we're there, are we there? Okay, you know?
Speaker 1:hey, it's good boston only recorded a uh an album once every eight years, so see, yeah, we're doing fine, yeah we're doing all right. So basically, what we do is we like to cover the news that you don't typically get to hear on your five o'clock news on television.
Speaker 3:Something that's not going to pop up on your phone.
Speaker 1:No, nothing that's going to be local about city council members or pullovers or any get out of jail free cards.
Speaker 2:Some of it may come on TikTok, now that you have it back.
Speaker 1:We're going to talk about that, by the way too, Got a story about it. But we're just here really to kind of lighten the mood Life is hard.
Speaker 3:Have some fun, that's right.
Speaker 1:So grab yourself a beverage if you'd like, or eat a gummy or whatever you're into and just sit back and enjoy Again.
Speaker 1:If you're watching this, you can communicate with us and uh, well, here we go. Here's our first story. I love these stories now only because I worry about my buddy. Kevin. Hear me out on this.
Speaker 1:A friday morning on january 10th, police in alabama were called to a starbucks. Oh shit, yeah, you don't even know where this is going. Someone's pet monkey had jumped from its owner's car into the drive-thru window and started attacking an employee. Holy cow, yes, the primate was a AOTUS Eros monkey, night monkey that apparently had big ears and appear earless, or big eyes and appear earless, and they apparently love caffeine. Apparently, he didn't get his pup cut. Oh my gosh. The employee said that she never interacted with the customer before. She said that as soon as the woman lowered her window, the monkey leapt out of the car through the window and started gnawing on her hand. It climbed up her arm and started biting her ear. The attack ended when another employee grabbed the monkey and threw it back out the window. This has got to be the craziest thing to see from behind the monkey went in the woman's vehicle and she drove away.
Speaker 1:That's like a monkey attack drive-by it is. It's like get them and just leave. The monkey's owner did come inside the store to check on the employee, but wouldn't leave her name or information. The employee was taken to the hospital where she got multiple stitches and vaccinations. Oh, wow Her ear is in rough shape, but she'll be okay. Holy cow, they finally identified the woman. Her name's Tammy Gardner. She refused to comment to media, saying that she didn't want to put her pet at risk.
Speaker 3:Well, she probably shouldn't have took it for a joyride, absolutely To the store Right Keep it on a leash. Put that thing on a leash or on a car seat.
Speaker 1:Come on. She reportedly had two monkeys in her vehicle that day, and other employees say they've seen her with multiple monkeys before.
Speaker 2:Do you think she had to discipline it afterwards?
Speaker 1:Oh, she spanked it. Is that where you were going I?
Speaker 3:would have been there. You already know, is that the monkey?
Speaker 1:Is that the type of monkey?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's the type he looks so cute. No, those are the assholes, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was going to say it's like a silver lab. These are the ones throwing shit at you. Yeah, the little ones are oh man, these are the kind that will attack you through a window at a. Starbucks Because you don't have their pup cup. Oh well, they probably saw the new prices with inflation. Oh no, kidding.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? You don't have any peppermint.
Speaker 1:I will bite you on your ear and it will be delicious. All right, here's our second story. You know we are just freshly into the new year and I was reading about this gentleman who has had one hell of a week, and sometimes it makes me feel less of a man when I hear about a guy that has accomplished so much in such a little time.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I can't wait to see what this is, literally I just again all of these stories I have found within the last 30 minutes. I just again all of these stories. I have found within the last 30 minutes. This is how great our country is. Oh, there's stuff every day, every one of these is from the US. All right, there was a guy in Texas and he was charged in a road rage shooting earlier this week, but now he's also tried or accused of trying to purchase a nine-month-old baby and harvest the organs.
Speaker 3:What I think I heard about this.
Speaker 1:I just heard this right now. Jose Israel Teran Jr, 21, is charged with prohibition of the purchase of and sale of human organs, in addition to one count of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon from Monday's shooting. This guy's had a hell of a week. He's on a roll. Now here's. Let me get to the baby part. Okay, that sounds weird, but when you hear this story, this is the weirdest fucking thing.
Speaker 2:You'll understand why this, really this shit happens yeah.
Speaker 1:So police said on December 30th that Teron was mistakenly added to a group text message of a family. They were discussing the details of a nine-month-old's baptism. Okay, yep, hey, normally it's like new phone.
Speaker 3:Who dis?
Speaker 2:This is what we're doing.
Speaker 1:He says. The family responded that's a nice Caucasian baby, how much you want.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and he said opening bid. I'll start the opening bid at $500,000.
Speaker 1:Yes, what? The creator of the group discovered that her uncle had changed his cell phone number, which is being now used by Tehran, so it went to the wrong number, and then he followed in the text Are you interested in selling Question mark? I'm willing to start the bid at 500 K. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Was he just drunk and just messing with these people? He?
Speaker 1:said that the nine month old father, teron, who said he had purchased babies for their organs is, was willing to pay for the baby in cash or Bitcoin. So he was willing to meet the same night for the purchase and confirm that he knew the address of the church where the baptism was.
Speaker 3:He had all their information, like where they're going to be in everything.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Wow, 21. He's a go getter. He's an entrepreneur, right Like hey. Every opportunity is a lead. This is he's like an insurance salesman you get put in the wrong. Now this is the earlier part of the week before the baby part. He was uh driving a sedan on monday of last week on interstate 35 northbound in uh. I think. He was in around san antonio and, um he pulled out a gun and shot a man inside a semi-truck in the leg. The two vehicles eventually crashed along the road and the driver of the semi-truck was taken to a hospital for treatment and Teron was arrested for road rage shooting and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and then apparently made bail.
Speaker 2:I was going to say how was he out? And then just got out.
Speaker 1:I'm just blown away, I don't know. I'm not going to comment on that because it becomes a political thing really quick.
Speaker 2:He was waiting for his court date.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, Seriously, 500K that's a good price for a Caucasian baby.
Speaker 2:I know it was a text because it was Facebook Marketplace. He'd be like still available Still available what do you got to have what's?
Speaker 3:your bottom dollar. What's your bottom dollar? I know what I got. Come on, man Trade. Oh my God, so weird.
Speaker 2:That is very weird.
Speaker 1:Oh, this one sounds fun. Fortunately, this one was in Canada, I believe, which may be our 51st state eventually so, uh, a gentleman, aaron, uh, two a's, aaron he got carried away. He caused over a million dollars in damage to the city of winnipeg's deacon reservoir water treatment plant after he drove an excavator into vehicles, equipment and the buildings the buildings on September 3rd 2023. He says I love my city, I regret what I did and I guess they're now just going through the process of what's going to happen to him.
Speaker 1:Kevin, if you want to pull the video or the pictures up, he destroyed it. Look at that Like he destroyed. Look at that. Over a million dollars included $435,000 to city equipment. He had taken a front loader. Wow, you know, like if you keep scrolling down, I think they'll show the front. That's the building, Jeez.
Speaker 2:So did he do it on accident or on?
Speaker 1:purpose or what. He pleaded guilty to dangerous operation of a motor vehicle over $5,000. He also pleaded to a separate charge of assaulting a peace officer after he spit at an officer while jailed for sexual interference and sexual assault. What, yeah? So he did something dirty like that and then he went and fucked up a building.
Speaker 3:I wonder if he knows that guy from Richmond. Oh yeah, the street sweeper guy.
Speaker 2:Man, we should do some oldies, but goodies, right.
Speaker 1:He said he didn't deny damaging the water treatment plant, but did justify and minimize the damages by indicating fault with the owners for leaving keys in the.
Speaker 2:It's their fault If you hadn't left the keys in it, I wouldn't have been able to do it. I just wanted to see if I knew how to run that machine.
Speaker 1:Now I'm not. He commented, any big kid is going to play demolition derby.
Speaker 2:I didn't know if he was just trying to do like the crane game or something Right, just trying to pick stuff up Now.
Speaker 1:The pre-sentence report did say that he admitted to using crack and methamphetamines within 24 hours prior to the offense there you go Now.
Speaker 2:that explains something.
Speaker 1:He damaged five buildings, city equipment like backhoes and skid steers, and several employee vehicles were damaged during the rampage. He said there was no logical reason for this that we can point to. It's probably the drugs.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm going to go with.
Speaker 3:There's a reason Crack is whack, drive excavators, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:He's like well, I mean seriously, if you're going to get high, I mean they left the keys in and they left the keys in, and what are you supposed to do? Go dig a ditch. I'm not going to do it. I'm going to screw up some cars.
Speaker 3:I could play whack-a-mole with this.
Speaker 1:Oh, my gosh All right.
Speaker 3:So we talked about what time is it?
Speaker 1:We're shit it's 920 already TikTok yes.
Speaker 3:You don't stop.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about TikTok here real quick, two big things that we're going to talk about. We've got these funny little news stories and there are certain things I just want to expand on a little bit. Tiktok Are you guys users? Oh yeah, I'm not. The company that I work for doesn't allow me to use it on my cell phone, because my cell phone is tied to my emails and stuff Right. So I'm not allowed to look at it. So for me, when I got, you can on your iPad.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I only use the iPad for this show.
Speaker 3:And drawing occasionally drawing.
Speaker 1:I don't like sit around my house like, oh, I better get the iPad out, check out my videos. So this week, as you all know, I mean it was the big story, absolutely. It was taken down for less than 24 hours, which I think. This is just my. I don't know if you want to call it a uh, your take on it. No, not a take so much as like a conspiracy theory. I love it. It almost is like, hey, let's have them. Like a year ago or four years, he hated it, yeah, because of what it does. So, basically, from what I understand and I'm sure there's way more complicated shit than this, right, but the algorithm behind it captures the data off of what you're doing and what's on your phone, potentially, right.
Speaker 2:Everything does yes.
Speaker 1:Well, but the whole point of it is, the government here is pissed because they're not the ones getting it.
Speaker 2:They're not the ones getting the information. That's right, it's going to China.
Speaker 1:It's going to China and it freaks them out, right, and so they wanted to take it away. Well, I've been listening to Trump the last few days and this guy no, I give him credit in certain ways. He's talking about TikTok and he basically has said I told you, somebody hit the building. Another couch accident.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Sorry, ambulance was the ambulance came down through there.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, they were going to get rid of it. There was a bill that was passed, bipartisan, I mean, both sides agreed on it. The Supreme Court upheld it, and then President Trump which I think it's a baller move he's like oh, I'll save it, I'll fix it. Right and he's like saves it for the kids, and what I love about it is he has embraced the podcast community.
Speaker 1:The podcast community has never been bigger than it is right now, and it's thanks to all these guys. But uh, so tiktok was taken down for less than 24 hours and uh, but anyway, what president trump basically said in the interview was he said you know, it's probably worth half a half a trillion dollars right now. Yeah, and he goes, but it's not worth anything if they can't use it here. So he might as well just they might as well just sell half of it to me or to us, right, and then I'll allow it. But if you don't, then I'm just not going to let you use it. It's going to be worth shit.
Speaker 3:It's coffee. Yeah, it'll lose value.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's genius, I don't know. I mean not that I'm trying to throw flowers at the guy.
Speaker 3:Well, and the fact of the matter is is it was only taken down in the US, so all of the other countries.
Speaker 2:they were talking so much mad shit about us.
Speaker 3:The best thing I heard is a guy on there. Now that the Americans are gone, why do they always eat like their health care is free? That's funny. That's actually really good. That's funny, that's actually really good.
Speaker 2:No they were talking so much mad shit about us while we were sitting on our couches going no one, I'm going to look at reels on Facebook.
Speaker 1:Thanks. Well, the reason I bring it up a 19-year-old in Wisconsin is facing charges after he tried to burn down his congressman's office. He told cops he did it because he was upset about the tiktok going away shut up yeah, america, baby.
Speaker 1:It uh apparently happened early sunday morning about three hours after tiktok went dark. Yeah, this guy only made it three hours of withdrawal symptoms and uh. So here we go. The office he torched belongs to a congressman, glenn Grotham. He's a Republican who's been outspoken about TikTok becoming a security threat. He co-sponsored a bill to ban it on government devices in 2022.
Speaker 3:The fire started near a back door and burned some vinyl siding outside Some vinyl siding.
Speaker 1:My podcast has you know Cops knocked the flames down with fire extinguishers. Then the firefighters got there and took over. They say the fire never got inside. Uh, apparently there's photos of the damage. But um, yeah, this guy was arrested at the scene because he was just sitting there watching it burn, probably making a tiktok.
Speaker 2:I wonder if he was an influencer. I bet he was probably an influencer and he was like shit now. I'm going to have to get a real job. Got that TikTok shot. I have that money coming in.
Speaker 1:I'd love to know what his definition of an influencer is, because I see that in so many people's job descriptions now on Facebook and I'm like what the fuck makes you an influencer, you got influenza too.
Speaker 2:That's crazy man, this is the guy. Oh, he was not an influencer. No, definitely not an influencer.
Speaker 1:It makes me want to watch a Rocky Horror Picture Show when Meatloaf comes riding around in the motorcycle.
Speaker 2:I was thinking he looked like Meatloaf too. He was like I'd do anything for TikTok, but I won't do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he'd definitely do that. Apparently He'd do anything to get the rest of that facial hair to grow in.
Speaker 3:All white trash he liked Bring up some blood he's got bigger limb chops, but can't grow a mustache.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's a poor thing.
Speaker 2:Bless his heart.
Speaker 3:And he loves TikTok. Yeah well, don't give the man his TikTok.
Speaker 1:Are they allowed to watch TikTok in jail?
Speaker 2:I'm serious, I have no idea. I've never been.
Speaker 1:No as.
Speaker 2:I drink this movie.
Speaker 1:All right, are you ready for our next one? What you got? This one comes to us from Germany. A 40-year-old man from Hungary is lucky to be alive after he clinked to the side of a bullet train for 20 miles Holy cow. It was zipping through Germany last week and had scheduled stop between Munich and Nuremberg. He stepped off the train to smoke a cigarette and didn't get back on time before they closed the doors. He saw it leaving, so he jumped onto a bracket that connected two of the train cars and then held on for dear life.
Speaker 3:I would say so as it hit 175 miles an hour.
Speaker 2:I was going to say his fingers hurt. God, how is?
Speaker 1:this asshole. Yeah no kidding.
Speaker 3:That or it's not Get a hammer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pants are ruined.
Speaker 2:His face is just like remember when you used to do that. I'm going fast and I'm like hey.
Speaker 1:With a chubby baby or whatever, just pointing and laughing at him. Someone saw him An official stopped the train.
Speaker 3:Please stop the train.
Speaker 1:He said he did it because his luggage Was on board and he didn't want to be Separated from it.
Speaker 3:What did he have in that luggage? That's right what you got in there. Where was he coming from? And to separated from it, what did?
Speaker 2:he have in that luggage. That's right what you got in there when?
Speaker 1:was he coming from and to he's facing charges for an act disruptive to operations. Also, he didn't have a ticket, so he boarded illegally in more ways than one.
Speaker 3:No, I probably flew out of his pants, going 170 miles outside the dance floor.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Come on now. Oh, what is this? Oh people, polar Express. All right, we got two more.
Speaker 1:I sent this one to you guys before we get into the juicy one, the one that's going to be controversial, if there's going to be a controversial one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think it should be controversial. They're poor a little more.
Speaker 1:I don't think it should be controversial, but I definitely want to get people's opinions on this, especially out there. All right, here we go. Let me know if you would try these. I sent this to you guys like a week and a half ago. Progresso, the soup company, just debuted a new chicken noodle soup flavored cough drop. They're called soup drops. They're not medicated in any way. They're basically a soup-flavored candy. They announced them last week. They sold out immediately, but they're going to do some additional drops. I guess in the next few weeks. You can get 20 of these things for $2.49 plus a buck shipping, and they also send you a can of actual chicken noodle soup.
Speaker 2:That sounds basically like a A bouillon cube. Yeah, it's a bouillon cube.
Speaker 1:Well, you know the bouillon's got so much sodium in it. It's the whitest thing I've ever said on here, but it's true.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:So it can't actually be a bullion cube.
Speaker 2:It's a bullion tube. It's a bullion cube.
Speaker 1:It's okay, folks, oh, and bourbon, have another drink Like I don't know I would try it.
Speaker 2:I would try it, I would try it. I love chicken noodles too. I do too, I would try it. So when you make a I mean this is absolutely not related, because I'm talking about the Campbell's where you're supposed- to add water to it. Oh no, I've never had that. Do you use the full amount of water or do you go about halfway, because you still like a little bit of the thickness and the taste.
Speaker 3:Never added water to it. What Chicken noodle no?
Speaker 2:You're supposed to add a can of water to it.
Speaker 1:No. Well, yeah, you're supposed to drive 55 on some roads too. Well, that's true. Why do I want to water it down? No, I don't know, you're the one talking about too much soda. Oh well, anyway, I would try All right. How many viewers do we have right now, before we get into this topic?
Speaker 2:Did we lose them on the sodium?
Speaker 3:Five, All right. Yeah, I've seen that thing too.
Speaker 1:This would be interesting. You know, I can honestly say and it breaks my heart truthfully We've been doing this now for the start of our eighth year, yeah, and I still can't get people to send us comments or notes or nothing, nothing. Somebody please just send us some comments.
Speaker 2:JP definitely milk. Tomato soup definitely needs milk. I don't do no water. No, I did actually add milk to that. Yeah, yeah, that's true Bo-show. All right so here's the story.
Speaker 1:It happened this week. I I this is a serious question, um, it happened at the presidential inauguration. Our buddy, mark zuckerberg, who uh, I paid thousands of dollars to right. Uh, when we first started this venture and we were flying, we had over a hundred thousand followers. We were doing 25 million views in a month yeah and he cut us by the back of the hamstrings one day and shut us out Because things were inappropriate.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, that's weird.
Speaker 1:Now this week at the inauguration, there was four or five guys sitting together that had a net value of close to a trillion dollars. Yeah, two of the gentlemen Jeff Bezos, as you guys probably know, is the owner or the CEO.
Speaker 3:He's got to be a CEO.
Speaker 1:It's not a private company. Ceo of Amazon, and then Mr Mark Zuckerberg. Now I actually read a statistic the other day that Jeff Bezos' ex-wife is like the fourth or fifth richest woman in the world.
Speaker 2:Because she got divorced after he started this.
Speaker 1:So the point of the story is that now Jeff Bezos has a new lady friend and she was attending with Mr Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg who I thought was a robot Got him. I honestly thought he was a robot. Got him, I honestly thought he was a robot. And so if you catch him Now, here's the thing. I want to dissect this thing in so many different facets.
Speaker 2:We just keep going a little bit, do slow motion and keep pausing, because it just gets better.
Speaker 1:Now here's the question I first want to ask to Kim, and this is the beauty of having you on the show, and I mean I'm not going to put you in an awkward spot here, that's all right. When a woman wears a shirt that exposes her cleavage.
Speaker 2:You expect it to be looked at.
Speaker 1:Do you really? Yeah, I mean, is that why you wear it?
Speaker 2:Not Really. Yeah, I mean, is that why you wear it? Not necessarily because she's probably just trying to be a fashion icon, because she's in a spotlight right now, and why not? No, Other than the fact that this should be a little bit more formal. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:She looked like she was going to high school prom.
Speaker 2:Well, she probably did two years ago. I mean, look at her, she's definitely not the same age as him.
Speaker 1:So I want to get back to this first part of this.
Speaker 2:I can wear a full sweater and people will still look and it doesn't offend me because I'm used to it. But when you're doing that you're definitely getting looked at.
Speaker 1:So she's wearing this bustier kind of thing to the inauguration and Mark Zuckerberg who you know? This just proves this guy spends too much time behind a computer screen. Like that is the worst like side eye I've ever seen. I have a an ex brother-in-law, mr Matt, I'll just call him Matt. He he's just. He's like. He doesn't like the moment. Like if it was Kim, he'd be just like this.
Speaker 3:He wouldn't even be bashful about it, he's not even bashful about it.
Speaker 2:He might even do like a thumbs up, like yeah, so I guess.
Speaker 1:My first question is and here's the video again so you say women know that they're wearing a shirt that clearly exposes their breasts?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And women do it because it makes them feel more attractive, I'm assuming.
Speaker 3:It makes her feel good.
Speaker 1:And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, honestly, if women found nuts attractive, probably men would just cut out a shape, so there'd be like a cleavage of nuts.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, there are some guys that put a sock or something in their pants.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's different. I'm talking about actually seeing some skin See some skin.
Speaker 2:Nobody wants to see that skin. Well, that's the point. You want to see some wrinkles?
Speaker 1:All right. So let me ask so women know, when they're wearing that, that men are going to look?
Speaker 2:Not only men are looking, women are looking.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's not.
Speaker 2:I feel like women get a pass. You're going. Oh nice fashion statement. I probably wouldn't have done it at that particular event, but kudos to you, so you guys know.
Speaker 1:Kudos to you, girlfriend Do you get offended based upon how the guy looks or leers, or what the guy looks like. Truthfully, have you ever been like? That guy is still staring at me and it's making me uncomfortable, even though this is that whole. Like this is the thing. Like you should be able to wear whatever you want, right, but?
Speaker 2:and people should be respectful the only thing that happens to me. If somebody's staring too long as I'm going, well, do they look weird?
Speaker 3:I got food on them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did I drop my chili from lunch on them, or what?
Speaker 1:Do you struggle if a woman is in your peripheral that has the old cleavage out? Do you intentionally try not to look? Are you side-eye or what are you doing?
Speaker 2:And does it matter? If your wife is with you.
Speaker 3:First of all, she's probably already seen him. First Check that out, check it out.
Speaker 2:Don't look right away, but look about 9 o'clock.
Speaker 1:This is one of the things that I would love to hear from our audience on, especially the females. Now, as a man, you mentioned and I agree with you wholeheartedly there is nothing attractive of us below the belt line. That is just nasty. And it never gets better. It just continually gets worse.
Speaker 2:But women like looking at butts, just like men look like looking at butts.
Speaker 3:No, I'm talking about junk.
Speaker 2:No, no from front, but it's not like you're really looking at women's front, unless you're like, oh God, what is that?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no. My point being is that's really the one thing that we cover. That is like a guy can go topless right On a beach, right it's. So my point being that's and no one wants to see that ever. It's gross. But my question is do women now I know you're, as you like to call it, strictly dickly Do you admire a woman that has, like I'll see, a guy that's got some jacked arms? I mean, that guy's got some fucking arms.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I'm definitely like. And then there's also, like some, a little bit of envy, been like god, I probably ought to hit up the gym a little bit. Well, even on the boobs, but no, like. Then there's sometimes where you're like, yeah, I probably ought to maybe check them with a physician and see if I can get these bitches lifted Now.
Speaker 1:Josh Ponder asked a very interesting question and I already know the answer to this one, because Kim's either going to lie or tell the truth. Do, ladies, look at the men's crotch area for the bulge?
Speaker 3:Only in gray sweatpants? Apparently no, every time?
Speaker 1:Don't tell me they don't. How many times have you been duped? Don't tell me they don't. How many times have you been duped? What do you mean? I'm talking about false advertising. I'm talking about somebody packed a.
Speaker 2:Typically, you don't look unless it's like something that's like protruding where you're like well shit, what is that?
Speaker 3:Like Kevin Crotchner or like oh, you mean he's got a big dong.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Or like if somebody, if a man is jump roping or something, and you're like, oh shit, quit looking, quit looking. It's just like flopping around, that's weird. Quit looking, yeah. Kevin Krochner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, that's the one thing I will say. That's been difficult for me this year in Major League Baseball is they've gone to these new uniforms, right? Oh, they're almost see-through, yeah, and then cameras now.
Speaker 2:I mean, you can see so good. I almost saw a vein. One day you can see if a player has a pimple on his ass through his pants.
Speaker 1:Yes, and then now like I'm watching these guys in slow-mo run the football and you're just like flipping and flopping and flipping, it's like it's got to be hard to run with three legs.
Speaker 3:But on the other I wish I could go to the gym to fix that problem. Yeah, that's how it would happen.
Speaker 2:And the alternate thing. It's like if a guy is going to wear tight enough pants there, then yeah, you would look.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but there you go.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know that it's just like the first thing that I'd look at. I'd probably look at their butt first.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I don't know. No, it's interesting because, as a guy, we find breasts attractive.
Speaker 2:I mean for the most part, I mean everybody has their own things. But I mean, I think, that we won't bring the Freudian shit into it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're not going there, but it's hard, Like I will say as a professional. I tried it like the moment if she was in my peripheral Eyes up.
Speaker 2:You're hot, you're hard looking at her.
Speaker 3:Oh, I am trying to be respectful.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah. I mean that's the hardest part right, Like if a person wears that as a guy, you think, well, she's clearly confident in herself and finds herself attractive and she wants to present herself this way.
Speaker 1:Like you said, maybe it's just a fashion icon kind of thing. Right, yeah, and so, as a guy, you want to be like, hey, if a guy drives a nice car down the street, I'm going to look at it. He wants to be yeah, and that's my way of saying that's a nice car, you got there. Yeah. But like in this situation, it's way different.
Speaker 2:It's like, man, I don't, even I I'm gonna err on the side of not being an asshole. Nice high beams on that car.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was gonna say there's headlights I want to look at and then headlights I'm not.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna you're gonna try to not look at oh, you women have no idea how much of a struggle it is when something like Now. The interesting part is now, obviously, mark Zuckerberg got called out for being a man, right? Yeah, you have no idea how many other guys in this picture right here. Is that Jared Kushner there on the left? At least he's smart about it. He is clearly looking at it.
Speaker 3:I didn't notice it until you pointed out the guy in the back, that almost when the picture was recorded oh yeah, it almost looks like he's looking over his shoulder. Unpause here in just a second One. Guy's just staring at the ceiling. Yeah yeah, move it forward a little bit, unpause it and yeah, just look for just a second. I fit it for the screen.
Speaker 2:Oh, he almost tapped it.
Speaker 1:He leans in Right there. How many people do you?
Speaker 2:think are getting it. Oh and oh, karen up front, she looked over at it and was just like mm had a bad face, did you see it?
Speaker 1:I'm telling you there is no more competitive individuals in the world than woman on woman.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Especially in a situation like that, right, so like, if you're a woman that is sitting there, you're like, well, she's getting all the attention, right, she's an attractive woman anyway, and then she's gonna wear something that looks like a real sex like on HBO right back in the day, like and and so that's the thing.
Speaker 1:It's like she knows what she's doing, she's provocative and about it. And then there are certain ladies that probably would be okay doing it, but they're like I can't do that here, and then they see it like fucking hussy, do women get shitty when other women have their cleavage out like that in a situation?
Speaker 2:Not necessarily. I mean, us older women are just like like damn.
Speaker 1:Remember when our cleavage looked like that well, I'm sure now we're getting wrinkles in our cleavage and such I wonder what jeff bezos was thinking like. There's certain outfits that a woman can put whatever he wants he does not care, no, I mean just. But you would think he's like baby. It's a fucking inauguration.
Speaker 2:No, you know, as a woman she came in and she was like is this all right?
Speaker 1:And he was like yes, do you think he's showing her off a little bit? He's cool with it, absolutely.
Speaker 3:I'm sure Trying to make the ex jealous.
Speaker 1:Oh well, she's fine.
Speaker 3:Jokes on her. Yeah, she's the fourth richest woman in the world.
Speaker 1:Jesus, can you imagine just getting divorced and then becoming just so powerful.
Speaker 3:So wild to me.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, those are the big stories that I had this week as we were prepping for the show in 20 minutes. We've been so busy with trivia and everything else, but I appreciate you guys stopping in. Hope you enjoyed it. Yes, and I'd love to hear from you. Seriously, trump's wife looked like Carmen Sandiego she did. I thought it was the Undertaker. That's what I told.
Speaker 3:Amanda.
Speaker 1:I said we should do. Who Wore it Better Like?
Speaker 3:the original Undertaker that came out, the original one right or Survivor Series Survivor.
Speaker 1:Series yeah, like the old school, like that woman was hiding under that hat Something. I don't know what was going on. She looked like the person that walks into a movie and if you're in the middle of the movie like you're a mid-level character she's getting ready to kill you. I don't know how she's going to do it.
Speaker 2:You will die. I felt like it was very 007.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that was. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Maybe he has a gold member.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing, and I'm going to speak out of turn maybe a little bit I actually feel for this woman a great deal, and I'll tell you why. Like regardless, I mean, I'm not a political guy when it comes to look, I'm not a political guy when it comes to Look at her.
Speaker 3:Or she should be on Mortal Kombat, all right, that's how.
Speaker 2:Finish him.
Speaker 1:In all seriousness, her husband more than likely cheated on her. It sounds like he cheated on her with a porn star. He paid for her not to do that. Talk about it regardless.
Speaker 2:Oh, she looked like Darkwing Duck.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God, oh no, you didn't, oh, oh she looked like Darkwing Duck.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. Oh no, you didn't. Oh, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1:She almost kind of looked like Caitlyn Jenner. Can we talk about the lady behind her on the left? No, we don't.
Speaker 2:No, we don't.
Speaker 1:It looks like she's smelling a fart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're not going to talk about her because I think that there is actually, like you talk about, a glow up.
Speaker 2:Am I walking in anyway? Yeah, you're walking in my, dipping my toes in our toes.
Speaker 3:Too deep there, yes, yes, I want to know what he said, what that little boy said to biden as he shook his hand. Oh, is there. Oh, there's something he said. Said something to her.
Speaker 1:Yeah God, look at her. She's like 6'9". That woman scares me. She could honestly like she looks like a character in a Bond movie and she will nut you before she kills you.
Speaker 2:I'm serious Like, and I'm not even poking fun, not even a little bit. But at first I was like what's Caitlyn Jenner doing in the?
Speaker 3:inauguration. There you go. So much plastic in the audience, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Because she just has very prominent jawline and everything else. I was like oh, you know why?
Speaker 1:She's had to clench her teeth so tight for so long. I bet you she could crack a diamond with her teeth. Yeah, just err, err, err, teeth yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway, we are going off. We're going off topic.
Speaker 1:All right, anyway, thanks again to everybody that tuned in tonight. Thank you If you are here locally, we will be at Trivia this Saturday at 530-ish at the local VFW. It's an opportunity for us to raise some funds to help them continue on and great cause they do a lot with. Toys for Tots and other legions and things here in the area. We're going to always try to do our best to help promote those. Step out and check us out.
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Speaker 1:You know, the funniest thing is, I love throwing darts and karaoke occasionally and things like that, and so smoke really doesn't bother me.
Speaker 2:Because you don't have hair to wash afterwards.
Speaker 1:No, I'm talking about in the moment of. But yeah, we went and did bingo there and it's just. Oh, you come out. Oh my God, I don't know how people can sit in there every night.
Speaker 2:Well, and I can tell you that, like there's times that like I don't even hardly drink, but I feel like I have a hangover the next day just from the smoke.
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