#175 After 2 Beers: DUI Déjà Vu & OnlyFans Gone Too Far! Ooooof!

Join Dutch Daulton, Kimmy Gibler, and Puddin' for another riotous episode of After 2 Beers, where every sip fuels outrageous stories that blur the line between laughter and disbelief!

This week, we take listeners on a whirlwind ride through jaw-dropping incidents, featuring a DUI repeat offender who just couldn’t resist the wheel and a shocking OnlyFans stunt that redefines the lengths people will go for fame and fortune.

We also unravel a mind-boggling IVF clinic mix-up, sparking a heartfelt discussion on parental bonds, trust in medical institutions, and the complexities of modern family dynamics. And if you thought flying was stressful, wait until you hear about passengers stuck on a flight with a deceased seatmate—a real-life horror story that sounds too bizarre to be true.

Amidst the madness, we reflect on the importance of mental health, human connection, and the stories that bring us all together. So grab a drink, tune in, and join the After 2 Beers community—where no topic is off-limits and the laughs never stop!

Don’t forget to subscribe, share, and drop us a review if you love the chaos! 

Transcript

Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast

Speaker 1 0:02

Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler. That's me and Michael Summers. What's going on. We're coming to you from downtown Richmond, indiana. Global Media Enterprises. Great news for those guys today.

Speaker 2 0:17

Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 0:18

They're working basically now with the mayor to produce content Another podcast.

Speaker 1 0:24

You know, what I love about that, truthfully, though, is this is the one thing that I was actually kind of excited about, as President Trump was was going to towards victory, was he embraced the podcast Right, and not that I mean, we've been doing this now for almost a decade, but it's a way for people to gather content, and I think what Kevin and the future looks like is a good idea, because it's an opportunity to see a politician at a real moment and to ask real questions.

Speaker 2 0:55

Nothing scripted.

Speaker 1 0:56

No, no, but more importantly, like I said, it's an effective way for people to communicate. It's an effective way for people to communicate, and so kudos to you, Kudos to the city, for recognizing it as a positive way to reinforce messages. So there you go. I just gave a 30-second podcast on a podcast.

Speaker 2 1:14

Yeah, why don't you do a podcast, podcast or podcast? So if you're thinking about doing a podcast, that's right.

Speaker 1 1:19

So there you go. I mean, we think about it so much here that uh, in the community of richmond, that this is a location now that it's going to be giving you information about what's going on in the community. So if there's something that you want to do maybe you've got a pet project that you've always thought about doing with some buddies or a friend, or maybe you've got a business you want to promote I would uh highly reach out to uh kevin and uh highly recommend reaching out, and he'll take care of that. All right, well, we are clearly after two beers tonight.

Speaker 3 1:48

Yeah, I was going to say you're at your height. I don't know that you're highly reaching out to anything, buddy.

Speaker 1 1:53

No, no, I uh at this.

Speaker 3 1:56

I love you, you know.

Speaker 1 1:57

Yeah Well with your short jokes anyway, uh coming up tonight on after two beers. This is your first time tuning in uh, basically what we do is we have two beers, hence the name. And then, uh, we go through stories and uh, kim says or amanda says, I'm already disgusting she must have heard the toe talk, oh that was back in the foot. Oh yeah, it's gross. I just I don't understand it. Like last week it was mayonnaise, this week it's feet sex. I just I hey and I'm not saying it's right, it's hey.

Speaker 2 2:36

Everybody is like whatever you're into yeah, whatever you're into man, that's cool oh my god, yeah, I, I don't know.

Speaker 1 2:41

anyway, uh, go again, man, we keep going down these random rabbit holes. Every time. Yeah, so coming up on the podcast this week, we've got stories about DUIs. I got two of those. One guy actually got two of them, man, we got to talk about that. The most dangerous McDonald's in the United States is not located on 18th Street here in Richmond. Okay, it's in Brooklyn and we're going to talk about it.

Speaker 3 3:10

Is it like causing heart attacks, or is it no?

Speaker 1 3:15

this is hundreds of 911 calls every year.

Speaker 2 3:19

Oh my gosh, that's bulletproof glass. Mcdonald's oh it's yeah.

Speaker 1 3:24

You're going to get an extra treat with your Happy Meal at this place. You ever have an oopsie at work. You work at a bank, you work in small engine and I sell electrical supplies, so she's got the most important job of all of us. But what's an oopsie for you at work? Like? What's something that, if you do something wrong, like if maybe I get a margin wrong on our product, or something like that.

Speaker 3 3:48

It's kind of big if I do it. I was going to say you're messing around with money.

Speaker 2 3:50

I send out the wrong parts all the time.

Speaker 1 3:51

We've got to All the time, all the time, not all the time. It's not a big deal, right.

Speaker 3 3:55

Those are refundable.

Speaker 1 3:57

Yeah, well, we've got a story about an IV IVF clinic in Georgia.

Speaker 3 4:02

Oh, I saw this on the news.

Speaker 2 4:03

They had an oopsie at work.

Speaker 1 4:04

How do you?

Speaker 2 4:05

do that no.

Speaker 1 4:07

Oh my gosh, they are not refundable. This is the equivalent of going to McDonald's and getting the wrong order Only it's way different.

Speaker 2 4:15

Well, you know what Sometimes I've been happy about that. I'm like sucka, I got an extra burger.

Speaker 1 4:21

Yeah well, that isn't what happened in this case. We're going to talk about that Also an episode of Mythbusters.

Speaker 2 4:28

What is it?

Speaker 1 4:28

Exactly Mythbusters. There we go this is what happens when you try to pre-read and collect your thoughts while, under the influence, at the same time, love it. Mythbusters meets Prison Drug Delivery.

Speaker 2 4:41

Oh no, oh, this is crazy. What, oh drug delivery? Oh no, oh, this is crazy. What?

Speaker 1 4:45

oh my gosh trebuchet or I'll wait till you hear this story and, lastly, we're going to talk about the quietest airplane neighbor that you could ever have. As you're uh, going across the world, this person is guaranteed not to make a peep, I bet, I bet they might, or breathe on you or ask for a drink or complain about anything. You might step over them this is one of those things that you know happens Probably more than yeah, we're going to talk about the stats. I looked it up. Oh, did you really? Yeah, I'm that guy, oh no.

Speaker 1 5:12

We're going to talk about someone that didn't make it through the entire flight, and then someone has to sit next to that person or that being at this point Are they really a person at that point, it's just your soul's gone right Next to the body. How about?

Speaker 2 5:26

that the body.

Speaker 3 5:28

I don't know if we're going like scientific like or like religious or whatever Religious or what we're talking.

Speaker 2 5:35

We'll talk about it, anyway, yeah.

Speaker 1 5:36

Yeah, we got that coming. Thanks again to everybody Kevin Shook here at Global Media for hooking us up with this and amazing digs to do these events, thanks to our Patreon sponsors. If you're digging the show, you'd like to support us, all you have to do is go to patreoncom backslash after two beers and for as little as $3 a month, you can encourage us to continue this madness that we do Encourage us to drink more.

Speaker 2 6:03

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 6:04

Well, we can drink nicer shit.

Speaker 3 6:07

You know what I mean. I mean, we do have some premium stuff this evening so.

Speaker 2 6:11

Okay, fine, I won't buy natural light. Next, time.

Speaker 1 6:14

Yeah, all right. Also, thanks again to everyone that continues to support us on our trivia events. They're going over really well, oh yeah, yeah, to the point now that I feel like multiplicity, if we could duplicate ourselves and do more of these things.

Speaker 2 6:30

Because people want them, they do.

Speaker 1 6:32

It's wild. People like that more than our podcast. I never even know why I do a podcast anymore. People apparently like trivia. Thanks to all those individuals as well, and anyone that tuned in to the last show. Thanks to all of you At last check we've had in just I think it has to be now three weeks 10.3 thousand views.

Speaker 2 6:53

Yeah. That's awesome Killer.

Speaker 1 6:55

Yeah, and our numbers on the listens are going back up. So it's all about consistency. If you ever want to do a podcast and you want it to grow, you got to stick with consistency. All right, are we ready to get started?

Speaker 2 7:07

Let's do it. What's our first?

Speaker 1 7:09

news story. All right, that took eight minutes. I'm sorry for that. All right, here's our first story. It comes to us from Vancouver, a 29-year-old guy. There he was drunk at a wedding on Saturday last week.

Speaker 3 7:22

We've all been there, oh right, several.

Speaker 1 7:24

Right right, several right. Fortunately he wasn't in the wedding, but uh, people took his keys away to stop him from driving drunk. This was around 145 in the morning. Holy, okay, he wasn't happy about it. Yeah, started a fight. Cops showed up and arrested him for the breach of peace and they drove him home to sleep it off.

Speaker 2 7:44

Oh wow, shit right canada right canada hey, if you're gonna get drunk.

Speaker 1 7:48

51st statement yeah, well, now, most people, especially you figure he's not home to probably 2, 30, 3 o'clock right at this point. Uh, instead of passing out, he's like fuck this, that's my car. I want my car in my driveway tonight oh, that dumb ass. So this guy decided to call an Uber, went back to the wedding to get his car and drove drunk anyway.

Speaker 2 8:14

And it gets better.

Speaker 1 8:15

He's sped by a police station at 3.50 in the morning. Oh wow, he was doing 76 in a 30. Holy cheese. They arrested him again. You think Twice, in like four hours this guy's been arrested. They tossed him in jail to sober up. He's facing drunk driving charges.

Speaker 2 8:36

Yeah, they ain't taking you home. On that one, no, and he lost 76 in a 30.

Speaker 1 8:42

That's like driving down Main Street Richmond doing 76. Honestly, Kevin's got this new 24-7 camera that's going up, oh yeah. I kind of want somebody to do it, just so we can see the video. Look how dead Richmond is, downtown Richmond. At what time is it 810 on a Thursday night, wow.

Speaker 3 9:03

Man.

Speaker 1 9:04

There might be a car that comes down through there.

Speaker 3 9:06

That's Crossroads of America. Oh, here we go If you're listening right now.

Speaker 2 9:12

Keep going.

Speaker 3 9:16

Oh, you got to give him that. Oh, I thought they were running a red light. I thought we were going to catch somebody.

Speaker 1 9:23

We might have gone viral if there was an accident. All right. Anyway, here is our next story. Oh, you know we were talking about this offline. It goes back to what Amanda was disgusted by earlier OnlyFans. People love sharing pictures of their hoo-hahs and hee-hees and ho-hoes for money, and well, you got to hustle. It's just like what Kevin and I were talking about offline. Yep, it's just like what Kevin and I were talking about offline. Yep, it's all about making money.

Speaker 2 9:49

You got to hustle. You got to definitely put yourself out there. You got to do what you got to do, Literally Figured definitely.

Speaker 1 10:00

Well, a woman in New Hampshire took that to well, as far as I guess you can take it, she's a 23-year-old woman, her name is Kelly Tedford and she was arrested at a local grocery store, at the Monodoc Food Co-op, earlier this month, and it was because she had peed on quinoa. What, apparently? She reportedly soiled multiple items, including raw walnuts, organic coconut shreds, organic polenta, cornmeal and three types of quinoa Not only just the red and the white, but the tricolor, as well, okay, I didn't know there was that.

Speaker 1 10:35

Kelly was having a good day. Now she was doing it while recording herself, put the items back on the shelf and posted the footage on OnlyFans Now this is a bargain.

Speaker 3 10:46

You want to have my piss-soiled quinoa?

Speaker 2 10:49

I'm sure somebody bought it.

Richmond, Indiana Local News

Speaker 1 10:51

Well, I don't know if they bought it or not. Apparently people were watching her do this. Now she runs a reasonable rate. It's about twice what it would cost for us, even $6 a month. You can watch her pee on organic foods throughout the area.

Speaker 3 11:05

Yeah, it's still organic. So, clearly, clearly, this is some. It is. It's all organic, oh my god organic material.

Speaker 1 11:14

Now clearly this is someone that, uh, someone has probably said hey, like I need you to go pee on vegetables and it probably paid her a pretty penny to do that.

Speaker 2 11:23

Pee on peas six dollars for the whole.

Speaker 1 11:27

Apparently, she's been posting similar videos like this since at least 2021. Yeah, she is a cereal grocery peer.

Speaker 2 11:37

Now do we know how many subscribers she has? We?

Speaker 1 11:40

don't.

Speaker 3 11:41

No, I'm not a member of OnlyFans. Hopefully it pays for her bail.

Speaker 2 11:45

Something the co-op lost $1,500 in merchandise and cleaning costs.

Speaker 1 11:50

No, she got charged with a felony.

Speaker 2 11:52

Oh nice.

Speaker 1 11:52

Criminal mischief and could have faced additional charges. Okay, yeah. Wow 23 years old. I hope that OnlyFans covers her legal expenses.

Speaker 3 12:04

So what makes it a felony?

Speaker 1 12:07

Whipping it out in public.

Speaker 2 12:08

I love Mike Thompson. At least he didn't get his peckers stuck to the Expenses.

Speaker 1 12:10

So what makes it a felony Whipping it out in public? I love Mike Thompson. At least he didn't get his pecker stuck to the sidewalk like the last Canadian y'all talked about. Right. Here's the thing I love about Mike's comment, and we've talked about this. I think this was before Puddin even came on the show. I think the word pecker is a funny word it is.

Speaker 3 12:22

It's a great word and I think we should, as a country, embrace the word pecker.

Speaker 1 12:26

The pecker should be talked about more. It's comical, but at the same time it's weird.

Speaker 3 12:33

It's not attractive, but whatever oh my.

Speaker 2 12:36

God, I love it All the time now.

Speaker 3 12:40

Yeah, his pecker wasn't More about his pecker Al. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 12:44

Pecker, you know why chickens don't wear underwear? Why?

Speaker 2 12:50

Because there're peckers on their face.

Speaker 1 12:52

When Kim didn't laugh, I knew it sucked. All right, are we ready to move on to story three? What do we got College. Kid in China is making headlines after he accidentally started a fire in his dorm recently.

Speaker 3 13:10

It was always burning, since the world was turning.

Speaker 1 13:12

I'm going to give you each two guesses.

Speaker 3 13:17

Guess what he said on fire the toaster. No, he probably tried to microwave, like the little microwavable macaroni and cheeses, without putting the water in and you said, uh what was your?

Speaker 1 13:31

ramen, ramen. No, he was trying to hide his sex doll from his roommate oh well, apparently she was glitching. Oh, there you go, she did apparently he had an inflatable girlfriend out when his roommate came home and uh, was embarrassed. It's not clear if he was in the middle of a love session or not, but he snuck her into the hallway and tried to destroy the evidence by setting her on fire. You've got to be in a weird different place, are you just?

Speaker 3 14:01

like burning evidence. Oh my gosh I had to introduce him.

Speaker 2 14:04

Come on now. This is Margaret.

Speaker 1 14:07

They say the hallway filled with smoke. It set off an alarm. So instead of his roommate finding out, everyone in the dorm did Because that would have mattered.

Speaker 3 14:16

Because, like in a dorm, you're going to have a whole ass like inflatable. Like did they not know about fleshlights?

Speaker 2 14:25

Maybe he thought he had a little bit longer. He could deflate her.

Speaker 1 14:28

Anybody that thinks you can burn a sex doll in a hallway and it's not going to cause an issue. Clearly is not the most intelligent person in the world.

Speaker 3 14:37

And they made it to college.

Speaker 1 14:39

The security called fired. The security guard called the fire department. Luckily no one was hurt and it didn't cause a ton of damage. Oh wow, but I bet you this guy is going to need inflatable dolls for the rest of his life. He's going to need something.

Speaker 3 14:52

Speaking of damage, I'm a little nervous about JP's comment.

Speaker 1 14:55

You think you could start an OnlyFans for dog eating couch cushions.

Speaker 3 14:59

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Speaker 1 15:00

Only if, like maybe, you were dressed up as a dog and it was like it wasn't a couch cushion. Kimmy, had you on a leash, put it that way.

Speaker 2 15:12

Yeah, it looks like our couch is gone Again. Didn't you just have to sew it more?

Speaker 3 15:17

Oh, yes, oh, and let me tell you so, like it was, like it had like a little tear, yeah. So I go upstairs and I go to get my little sewing kit to come down to fix the tiny little hole and in between the time there was a tiny hole and I got back down there. It was a hole, but it was jagged and wide apart in some areas. So trying to get it all put back together, Speaking of only fans, my couch kind of has a vagina right now.

Speaker 2 15:44

A big vagina. Oh, a big vagina.

Speaker 3 15:46

Yeah, you sure, josh didn't put it in there.

Speaker 2 15:52

I'm positive. Why is there ky dripping out of it?

Speaker 1 15:57

but no like now it's to the point where we have to put like a cover over it and my favorite part is I told them before they bought the dog you know that dog's gonna eat your couch right hey.

Speaker 3 16:08

F you, buddy, it's all on you then, man, I warned you, Maybe if the chick peed on the couch in first, yeah right Marketing spot.

Speaker 1 16:17

What up, Andy? Yeah, we got our buddy Andy joining us as well, love you guys. All right, let's get back to people being stupid.

Speaker 3 16:25

Yes, people being stupid, this, let's get back to people being stupid. Yes, people being stupid.

Speaker 1 16:27

This is an interesting story to me. We've got four left, but we're going to make these this one's interesting. Okay, a guy in Olympia, washington, had an interesting weekend. I think this was two weekends ago. A woman called on a Sunday night at 947 to 911. The guy had crashed into her parked car. She said he seemed drunk. And well he was. He was having a good time. Apparently the breathalyzer was used. They clocked him at .31, almost four times the legal limit. Now cops arrested him and released him. Now here's where it gets really interesting. That was the first night. Was 947 on Sunday? Okay?

Speaker 1 17:13

On Monday cops Right, yes, cops were dispatched to the exact same intersection at 947 pm Again. The only difference was this guy didn't hit a car this time. He crashed into a tree, stump in someone's yard.

Speaker 3 17:29

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 17:30

The same cops arrested him two days in a row at the exact same intersection.

Speaker 3 17:37

Essentially almost the same exact time.

Speaker 1 17:40

And he blew a .3 on Monday as well. Wow, buddy, yes.

Speaker 3 17:44

Take a break.

Speaker 1 17:46

Yeah, this is the beauty of Kevin bringing this up.

Speaker 3 17:48

Hey, you can never be hung over if you never stop, I guess.

Speaker 1 17:50

Oh my gosh. Well, you figure they took him to jail. They probably put him in a drunk tank. They didn't release him until he blew a .0, right, isn't that how it works?

Speaker 3 18:00

Well, it depends.

Speaker 1 18:01

I mean, I think, every state's different.

Speaker 2 18:03

Under the limit, so probably a .7.

Speaker 1 18:05

So he's like he went out and he's like man. I had a bad day yesterday. I got.

Speaker 2 18:09

DUI.

Speaker 1 18:09

Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead, I'm going to drive over here and hang out.

Speaker 2 18:12

What else can I do besides drink? Right, I'm going to finish it off the exact same intersection, same time, same time. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 18:22

Wow, that is a I would never drive through that intersection.

Speaker 2 18:26

That's called an idiot. All right, yeah, that's nice All right here's.

Speaker 1 18:30

Here's one of my. This one's funny. Let me ask the two of you and I mean this sincerely If you knew that you could make a lot of money selling drugs in a prison, but you've got to get inventory in Now I'm talking about $200,000 of drugs. Oh she, this isn't something you can throw in your butt, unless you've got a big butt. Gotta have a lot of ass to get $200,000 in there. The question I have for both of you is how would you go about trying to get $200,000 of drugs into a prison?

Speaker 2 19:09

I'm just going to catapult that shit in. Catapult Prankle it all over for everybody. I probably try to.

Speaker 3 19:18

I don't know, like, maybe like the company that provides food or something. Yeah, there you go A little bit more strategic.

Speaker 2 19:24

Maybe a drone.

Speaker 1 19:26

Well, let's say they went more puddin's route.

Speaker 2 19:29

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 19:30

Jose Francisco Herrera Munez, 18, and Angel Angel You're going to butcher it Angel.

Speaker 2 19:37

No, I got it.

Speaker 1 19:38

I didn't want to be that guy. Is it Angel or Angel? Anyway, Angel Gonzalez Gutierrez. I pre-read them 19. They had $112,000 worth of tobacco I'm guessing weed and $89,500 worth of fentanyl, Holy cow or meth, rather that they were trying to hurl into a federal prison. The way they chose to do this. It's like shooting a T-shirt at a. Are you serious?

Speaker 2 20:06

It's like shooting a t-shirt at a. Are you serious? They used an air cannon. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 20:10

With the intent of launching $200,000 worth of drugs. Yeah, that didn't go well.

Speaker 3 20:16

No, I don't think that went well.

Speaker 1 20:18

Oh, it would have looked like the coolest pinata ever. If you were a person that enjoyed both meth and marijuana. The cannon they plan to use Is propelled by compressed air and has a range of over 350 feet.

Speaker 3 20:33

It was like one of those potato guns, can you?

Speaker 1 20:34

imagine just watching $890,000 of meth flying through the air over a football field.

Speaker 2 20:41

How are you going to do that? Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 20:45

Grant Paris Sheriff Steve McCain told the Louisiana Radio Network a deputy noticed the men and stopped them before the drugs entered the prison. He said that much meth would have been devastating in that population. Oh yeah, oh yeah, their people would have OD'd and had a. Oh my gosh. Munez and Gutierrez are charged while excuse me, with attempting to introduce contraband into a penal institution. Penal.

Speaker 2 21:13

Oh sorry, meth, I'm a child, look at these guys.

Speaker 1 21:16

One of these guys says let's just get a fucking T-shirt gun yeah man, let's just shoot that shit over.

Speaker 2 21:24

They look remorseful oh remorseful.

Speaker 1 21:26

They got caught and they spent all that money.

Speaker 3 21:29

Here's the other thing, the guy on the left looks like he's like I'd fucking do it again.

Speaker 2 21:33

And it looks like they've already got it in their ass.

Speaker 1 21:37

Smuggle it in, boys Come on this guy what they wake him up from a nap to take these pictures.

Speaker 2 21:44

I mean, I guess you don't.

Speaker 1 21:45

They got bedhead Genius pictures. I mean, I guess you know, they got bedhead genius oh right, all right, here's the next story.

Speaker 3 21:56

It's about a mcdonald's in brooklyn rock and roll mcdonald.

Speaker 1 21:57

Now, if you've been on vacations, I'm sure you've gone into, uh, fast food restaurants. Maybe go to the bathroom and you thought that is a bad fast food restaurant Bad bad, Not good yes yes.

Speaker 2 22:09

Not good.

Speaker 1 22:10

A crime-ridden Brooklyn McDonald's is well. It's gotten so bad they're carting customers now to get in the door. They're forbidding anyone under 20 to enter without a parent or proper ID. Wow, the restaurant took the drastic step last week after a group of kids wearing ski masks came in after school in a tacto security guard and broke a glass door.

Speaker 3 22:34

according to the manager, so you have a security guard at a McDonald's. You know it's bad to have a security guard there.

Speaker 2 22:39

Wow, let's go, you know, people like those toys.

Speaker 1 22:44

The manager told the New York Post every day after school for the year that she's worked there. Somewhere between 15 and 20 teenagers come in and trash the store. They throw ice at customers, they snatch bags of food from Uber drivers and they smoke weed inside the restaurant. Wow, the McDonald's is infamous in the neighborhood. It has been the scene of multiple shootings and stabbings over the past.

Speaker 2 23:08

How is that one still open?

Speaker 1 23:09

Right, it must do. Well, though God.

Speaker 2 23:13

I shut that shit down.

Speaker 1 23:15

September 2011,. An 18-year-old boy was shot in the head in broad daylight as he was entering the eatery Wow, it sent him rolling into the street in a brutal, carefully planned attack by two accomplices.

Speaker 3 23:26

Did you see where this is located?

Speaker 1 23:28

It's in Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 23:29

Oh, well, yeah.

Speaker 1 23:30

I'm not going to go there. In 2012, a manager assaulted a 24-year-old woman trying to order after an argument over food. So far this year, in 2025, we are barely through February, right, I mean, we're almost to March. I guess there have been 29 calls thus far to 911 in two months.

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Speaker 1 23:50

Police data shows that there have been more than 100 calls to 911 made about that restaurant, either inside of it or in front of it, each of the last three years. Yeah, that's a problem A hundred McDonald's or a hundred 911 calls about one specific McDonald's every year for the last three months, but there are still people that go to this one.

Speaker 2 24:13

Oh yeah, they're still going Like how is it still open? That's what I want to know. Yeah, it's not like it's tourists in Brooklyn going to McDonald's.

Speaker 1 24:20

Yeah, wow, that's wild to me. You would think the city would be like we need to shut this down.

Speaker 2 24:25

Hey, you know what we're going to shut. Yeah, you've got security guards.

Speaker 1 24:27

It just shows you that Ronald has some pull.

Speaker 3 24:30

Yeah, he's the man. Do they like dress up as the Hamburglar? Oh my God, I mean I can't say I've been in the one with Dayton.

Speaker 2 24:38

Dayton had bulletproof glass and a Taco Bell.

Speaker 3 24:41

What.

Speaker 2 24:47

Really, is that like a bank?

Speaker 1 24:49

Where you slide your money underneath and Security guard at a McDonald's.

Speaker 3 24:54

That's crazy to me. I wonder if the ice cream machine works, though.

Speaker 2 25:00

That's probably why they're so mad.

Speaker 1 25:02

No ice cream, no ice cream Get carded at a McDonald's man. I couldn't get in. I wanted a six-piece so bad. No, they Get carded at a McDonald's man. I couldn't get in. I wanted a six piece, so bad they wouldn't let me in.

Speaker 2 25:09

No they're carding at this one. Let's go to the other one Right.

Speaker 3 25:12

This one doesn't even have the real grimace.

Speaker 1 25:14

It's easier to buy drugs in this town than cheeseburgers. All right, here's the next story. It comes to us from an Australian couple. They went on their dream trip to Venice and it turned into a nightmare when flight attendants asked them to stay seated next to the body of a passenger who had died mid-flight, the final hours of a 14-hour trip from Melbourne to Qatar.

Speaker 3 25:39

So seven whole hours that you're sitting next to Well, the trip was 14 hours. We don't know how long Well, it said midway.

Speaker 1 25:46

Yeah well, you could assume right, it's a number of hours approximately seven hours approximately.

Speaker 2 25:50

I didn't realize it was that long of a flight 14 hour flight from australia yeah, that's a long flight.

Speaker 1 25:57

No doubt a passenger collapsed during the flight. The flight attendants tried to save the person but were unsuccessful, says mitchell ring a passenger on the flight. He also said they did everything they could but unfortunately the lady couldn't be saved, which was pretty heartbreaking to watch. That would suck right To watch somebody die right in front of you.

Speaker 2 26:18

You ever had that happen On a trip, like on a plane? No, that's happened like three times.

Speaker 1 26:24

You've had people die on the same plane.

Speaker 2 26:25

But hey, the pilot gets on, there goes. Hey, is there a doctor on the plane?

Speaker 3 26:29

really, are you serious?

Speaker 1 26:30

I have no, I've flown a bunch.

Speaker 2 26:32

I've never had that first time the first time I ever flew was we were heading to london and, uh, we were still about two hours away from land and they hopped on. There was like hey, we need a doctor. Lady was apparently having a diabetic attack and we had to land in Ireland.

Speaker 3 26:46

That's what I was getting ready to say, so how did they not like find a?

Speaker 2 26:52

Hey, let's find the next location to land to get. Coming from Australia. You never know.

Speaker 1 26:55

Well, I'm guessing this lady died pretty quick and they said at that point let's just go. Eh whatever, she's just defecating in her seat and just like the emergency is over at this point, right, yeah, but I'm not saying it's right or wrong, right. I'm just saying, you know, like if you're not sitting next to her, you're like, I'd rather let's just go on strap?

Speaker 3 27:17

I'm not.

Speaker 1 27:18

That's because you're not sitting next to her that's why I said that I thought it would be interesting if they strapped her to the top offline like they did on Aunt Edna, aunt Edna. You know like she's just on top of the plane, why didn't they put her down in luggage?

Speaker 2 27:35

I thought they said they couldn't move her Well yes.

Speaker 3 27:37

Well, and is that like?

Speaker 1 27:41

The crew tried to move the body to business class. Can you imagine paying up upgrading to business?

Speaker 2 27:46

class and you got to sit next to a dead body. I got some business class. Can you imagine paying up upgrading?

Speaker 1 27:49

to business class and you got to sit next to some extra room. Yeah, well, and here's the ironic part clearly there was open seats in business class. Right, they make all the poor sit back in the coach. Yeah, with the dead bodies people up front, they're just what, anyway? Uh, they, they tried to move her using a wheelchair, but it was too large to be moved through the aisle. Uh, the flight attendants then saw that there were two open seats in a row for where this gentleman, mr ring, and his wife were seated. They asked mr ring to move over one seat. They placed the body in the seat where he had been sitting. Uh, his wife moved to a different row of seats. The gentleman, or, excuse me, the miss, she said through tears that it was a she goes. I'm not a great flyer at the best of times, so this was clearly a little, oh, pretty nerve-wracking.

Speaker 2 28:38

Yeah.

Speaker 1 28:39

I'm going to ask like. I mean, they didn't ask these people more or less right, there was just random two open seats and they got to feel like they've won the travel lottery right to get two open seats on an airplane. Could you sit next to a dead, dead body in those seats? I mean they're, they're tight, they are no anyway right, yeah, and so like, how do you not touch the dead body that is next to you?

Speaker 3 29:03

I was gonna say you don't have to fight over the armrest.

Speaker 2 29:07

But you ain't getting my window seat. Oh no, I paid for a window, I'm getting a window.

Speaker 3 29:12

I still like the guy's like, but if you don't put the deceased person at the window, then they're, I feel, like every bumper. Good Lord, can you imagine turbulence?

Speaker 2 29:24

You think she still has to wear a seatbelt?

Speaker 1 29:26

Yes, they actually talk about that. And they said, that's what Well?

Speaker 3 29:29

no, I mean just be frumped over.

Speaker 1 29:31

Well, they were mentioning that. That's one of the reasons why the individual has to stay where they're at, because they have to be able to seatbelt it in, because I have no idea how large this person was. Let's just say, hypothetically, 200 pounds. It's just a round number If they hit some turbulence and all of a sudden you've got a 200-pound rag doll just flopping.

Speaker 2 29:48

And that plane drops. Yeah, oh my gosh. I've seen the ones where the cart goes flying and stuff.

Speaker 1 29:53

I've been on planes where shit hit the ceiling once. Oh no way. Yeah, it took me like five flights to get over it.

Speaker 3 29:59

I know it's not funny, I just can't what.

Speaker 2 30:02

What she's just picturing a body flopping around.

Speaker 3 30:04

I'm just thinking of, like we getting at birdies where we're like we're just going to go ahead and put a little rope around their hand.

Speaker 1 30:12

Oh, I thought she'd be flopping around. Bring the peanuts over here Like one of them. Wind things in a car lot.

Speaker 3 30:16

Get me a couple cocktails, put it on their tab.

Speaker 1 30:19

Now, here's the gross part about all this oh no, like it's not gross enough, right?

Speaker 3 30:24

well, so when they?

Speaker 1 30:25

land you pass.

Speaker 3 30:26

You actually defecate, like everything that's in you has to come out well, so you know it'd be stinky too, that's not necessarily maybe she just came from the bathroom, right, yeah every single bit of poop that's in your. What is it? How many feet of organs? I should probably know this with as many trivia as we've done, but no, as many feet of organs. You don should probably know this with as many trivia as we've done, but no, as many feet of organs. You don't poop everything that's in there out.

Speaker 1 30:49

Yeah, but I don't think your body just naturally goes into like push-everything-out mode.

Speaker 3 30:53

Yes, it does.

Speaker 1 30:55

Why would it do that?

Speaker 3 30:56

Because everything is like you don't have muscle control.

Speaker 1 30:59

No, but that's what I'm saying, Like even if, like right now, I went I mean I've drank myself to the point where I didn't feel like I had muscle control and I never shat myself.

Speaker 3 31:08

But did you pee yourself either?

Speaker 1 31:09

No, I've never Exactly.

Speaker 3 31:10

Because you still had some muscle control.

Speaker 1 31:12

Well, maybe, if you are gone, if you are gone, everything comes out. I believe you because I can't say that I I've majored in T-Com, so I am not a doctor person. But regardless, okay.

Speaker 3 31:28

Oh, Josh Hunter said it too Weekend at Bernie's, but on a plane.

Speaker 1 31:31

So apparently I looked this up because I was really interested by this. This happens on more than a regular occasion. Wow, yeah, now, typically what they do is they put the body in a body bag. Okay, but if they don't have a body bag, or maybe they didn't fit, they did what they did here, which was upon landing. Mr Ring said that he had to stay seated as paramedics removed blankets from the. They covered her up. Okay, yeah, so it's just like it is like Ann Edna.

Speaker 2 32:02

Yeah, only she's sitting next to you, sitting next to you the whole time. It is like Ann Edna yeah, only she's sitting next to you, sitting next to you the whole time. Oh my God, that person breathed on me.

Speaker 1 32:07

That's so weird. Guitar Airways said in a statement on Thursday that the airline officials had spoken with the family of the deceased and had offered emotional support and compensation to the passengers directly affected. Did she get a flight back?

Speaker 2 32:23

Did she get a free flight, a couple free flights? And hope that Is that another 14 hour flight back with a body.

Speaker 1 32:30

I don't know, maybe they put her in storage then, oh yeah. You know what I don't know. I mean, fuck, you put a dog and a cat down there. Why can't?

Speaker 2 32:40

you put a. Dead Cats and dogs should be down there. I'm looking that up.

Speaker 1 32:42

Yeah, I'm actually very interested in this because I asked.

Speaker 3 32:46

This can't be the first, obviously, oh no.

Speaker 1 32:48

We were on a cruise ship one time and I asked the people there. I said why do people die? They got to die.

Speaker 2 32:54

There's 5,000 people here, right Just toss them overboard.

Speaker 3 32:57

No, I'm joking.

Speaker 1 32:57

They keep them and they said they ran into an issue, one where a guy who was married was on a trip but not with his wife. Oh no, and passed, so you have to put him in the cooler. Well, that's what they did until you get to port. And then someone's got to arrange to get the body home and all that kind of stuff. But this lady's like fuck him.

Speaker 2 33:19

Oh, no, yeah, you deal with him, yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 33:31

Let her deal with him more or less. Oops, he went overboard. Oh my gosh, yeah, I, uh. I researched it. It says in-flight deaths are rare. There is a medical emergency one for every 604 flights, according to a study published in 2013. But, uh, medical emergencies on flights between 2008 and 2010 there was 10 000 of those, so that's probably like what you?

Speaker 2 33:53

I was gonna say one in what'd you say 600 flights yeah, he's been I wonder how many flights are a day though you know what I mean, because I mean obviously there's probably at least that was the thing. We were watching a perfect storm and I was like we're still two hours away from landing. I'm like, oh no.

Speaker 1 34:10

On the flights between 2018 and 2010,. Or, excuse me, 2008 and 2010,. Of the 10,000 patients, 0.3% passed, or 30. Wow, so 30 people died in two years on these flights. So this happens on the regular. There's just dead bodies just piling up.

Speaker 2 34:28

Flying all over the place.

Speaker 1 34:30

And you can't really toss them because they might land on a car or something.

Speaker 2 34:39

Oh man, you just throw a tag on them and put them in the baggage like everybody else does. If it's over the ocean, it's fine, sir, I'm going to need you to check that.

Speaker 3 34:46

Toodles.

Speaker 1 34:46

Toodles, Toodles. That's how you can save gas money too. Less weight in there, oh my.

Speaker 2 34:54

God Feed the dogs underneath, I don't know. Yeah, could you ride with it next to me? I don't think I could. They better be giving me bar service.

Speaker 1 35:03

Yeah.

Speaker 2 35:03

I've been getting free flights for a while, oh I better be registered at .31.

Speaker 1 35:08

Speaking of which, two days in a row, you know we've got one more story and we're well ahead of schedule, so I'm going to kind of divert a little bit. But we've heard all this news here recently about airplanes in general.

Speaker 2 35:22

Lots of crashes, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 35:24

It's just happening, all of a sudden, randomly right, or maybe just the media's promoting it?

Speaker 3 35:28

The media's just showing it. I don't know. I mean people are-. This shit happens all the time.

Speaker 1 35:32

Really, because I want to talk specifically about the flight in Canada where the plane landed and got flipped upside down Right, yeah, upside down and they offered the passengers $30,000 a piece for having landed upside down.

Speaker 3 35:46

Yep.

Speaker 2 35:47

I've seen that.

Speaker 3 35:47

I'll land upside down for that. Well, I feel like that's pretty cheap.

Speaker 1 35:51

Would you?

Speaker 3 35:51

Would you land upside down for $30,000?

Speaker 1 35:53

Shit. I'd land upside down for $1,000 if I didn't get hurt.

Speaker 3 35:57

Yeah, you're fine, I'm not, I'm just saying you just have a little bit of a head rush for a dozen eggs. A dozen eggs are so funny.

Speaker 1 36:05

You say that One of the stories I passed on and a jar of mayonnaise. There are grocery stores now that are selling Lucy's.

Speaker 2 36:11

Oh, are you serious Like back?

Speaker 1 36:12

in the day you could go into a store you weren't supposed to be able to but, like in inner cities, and things you could buy look a loose cigarette. It's called a Lucy way now, where you can go in and buy three eggs for like $2.99.

Speaker 3 36:25

I always wondered what they do with the dozen eggs where there's a couple broken or whatever out of it? Do you get a discount if you buy the?

Speaker 2 36:35

10 eggs instead of 12?

Speaker 3 36:36

You put it back, oh you put it back, but what does the store do with them?

Speaker 2 36:39

Takes it to the back, rearranges it, fills it back up with the good ones.

Speaker 3 36:43

But at some point you're still having a shortage.

Speaker 1 36:45

I would love to know how grocery stores get around shit like that Right, like I've been told. Like if they get meat like a crowned hamburger that hasn't sold in a while, they'll pull it out and put a layer of fresh meat on top of it. Oh yeah, that's what I've heard.

Speaker 3 37:01

I've seen little clearance stickers to where, like it's like oh well, you need to use this today, or?

Speaker 1 37:06

tomorrow You're going to get mud, butt Right.

Speaker 2 37:10

For a week.

Speaker 1 37:12

All right, are we ready for our last? Yeah, all right. This one comes to us from the state of Georgia. This is an interesting story to me. I feel bad for people in this, in this whole situation, but here's the story. Christina Murray she's from the state of Georgia. She became pregnant after IVF treatment at the Coastal Fertility Clinic in May of 2023. Now IVF is a procedure during which a woman's eggs are fertilized by a man's sperm in a laboratory, before the embryos are implanted into a woman's uterus right, okay uh, it became clear for miss murray that the embryo that she had been carrying once she gave birth in december of 2023 had belonged to another couple.

Speaker 1 37:59

After miss murray, a white lady gave birth to a baby who was black, and she had chose the sperm of a white person as well.

Speaker 3 38:09

Okay.

Speaker 1 38:10

Now this is so wild to me. She never posted photos of the child online or allowed her friends and family to see the baby. She eventually purchased an at-home dna kit and the test results she received in january of 2024 confirmed they were not biologically related holy cow, why would she even do it at home?

Speaker 3 38:37

you'd just go there directly and be like well, I think she was.

Speaker 1 38:41

She was fearful that she had given birth to a baby, that maybe they had fertilized her with the wrong sperm.

Speaker 3 38:52

Right.

Speaker 1 38:53

And so she did the test. I don't know, but she informed the clinic about the mix-up the following month, and the clinic alerted the biological parents, who sued for custody when the baby was three months old.

Speaker 3 39:06

That's what I was going to say. I wonder if that was her hold up on her.

Speaker 1 39:10

Now, despite the error, Ms Murray wanted to keep the child. She voluntarily gave up custody after being told by her legal team that she stood no chance of winning in family court.

Speaker 2 39:24

Really.

Speaker 1 39:24

Yes, the baby now lives with the biological parents in another state under another name. So did she.

Speaker 3 39:30

So what happened to her baby then, or what?

Speaker 2 39:33

She wasn't impregnated with that one then.

Speaker 3 39:36

Right, but who was?

Speaker 1 39:38

Ms Murray said in a released statement from her lawyer. She says to carry a baby, fall in love with him, deliver him and build the uniquely special bond between a mother and a baby. They have all been taken away. I'll never fully recover from this.

Speaker 3 39:53

No, how could?

Speaker 1 39:53

you. The complaint says to this day Ms Murray does not know whether the clinic Coastal Fertility Specialist mistakenly transferred her embryo to a different couple oh no. Or what might have happened to it afterwards. Can you imagine that there is a child of yours? It is her egg, regardless of the sperm.

Speaker 3 40:14

Right.

Speaker 1 40:14

It is her egg, right that? This is the oopsie I was talking about. Yeah, I don't know how this happened. Apparently, it happens more than you would think Really. Yeah, I looked it up. Apparently, this isn't unique to this situation.

Speaker 3 40:28

Well, I mean, just in this town alone we know of somebody that there was a fertility.

Speaker 1 40:34

Well, that was different, though. Right, that was a guy that was just pumping out his own seed, right.

Speaker 3 40:40

But he wasn't notifying the couples that he was using his own sperm instead of the husband's sperm.

Speaker 2 40:48

Oh wow.

Speaker 3 40:49

And so now, like it's somebody that went to high school with me and like she has what is it like? 21 or more siblings and such. It's a huge thing. It was just over an Indy.

Speaker 1 41:04

Yeah, this is it here. It's a huge thing. It was just over in Indy. This is it here. It's on the screen. I've seen situations on this where it's people in the same community and they start falling in love with each other as adults, and they don't know that they're brothers and sisters. You're like that'd be crazy as shit, it's like Joe Dirt.

Speaker 3 41:25

I'm your sister. I'm crazy as shit. It's like Joe.

Speaker 1 41:28

Dirt, joe, dirt, I'm your sister, I'm your sister. Anyway, continuing on, the complaint says I mentioned that in a statement to CBS News the fertility clinic acknowledged the mistake and apologized for the distress. Oh thanks.

Speaker 3 41:43

Oh, they acknowledged it Like it was already acknowledged. Apparently, you didn't hear the part about oh thanks, oh, they acknowledged it Like it was already acknowledged.

Speaker 1 41:46

Apparently you didn't hear the part about. They also apologized.

Speaker 2 41:49

Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.

Speaker 1 41:53

And Domino's they give you an emergency pizza.

Speaker 2 41:56

What do you get at a?

Speaker 1 41:57

fertility clinic. If they put the wrong baby in you, my bad.

Speaker 3 42:01

Oh my God, Now my perineum's a wreck for the rest of my life. And, oh my God, now my perineum's a wreck for the rest of my life and I don't have a child.

Speaker 1 42:07

It says there have been several lawsuits in recent years brought against US fertility clinics over IVF mix-ups. Wow, okay, yeah, I mean that's. The wild part to me is like this is arguably the most important thing that could happen to someone in their life. Yeah, and I mean you can't just put a random million dollars in somebody's wrong account and the whole.

Speaker 2 42:30

My bad, my bad.

Speaker 3 42:32

Oh, they can. My apologies, they took money from one of the boys.

Speaker 1 42:36

Did they really?

Speaker 2 42:36

Yeah, one of the kids has their own account and somehow they switched numbers around and took like a $550 payment out of one of them.

Speaker 3 42:46

Really it went into the negative. Yeah, Was he upset and that's my job? Is that I would file the fraud apart? Yeah, Do you tell him hey at least it's your baby.

Speaker 1 42:54

Yeah, think about it. That is just wild to me.

Speaker 3 42:58

You can get that back, yeah.

Speaker 1 43:00

Josh Hunter asked do they make a Hallmark card for that? I asked do they make?

Speaker 2 43:04

a Hallmark card for that. I'm sorry we messed up your baby. Thanks for being a segregate.

Speaker 3 43:10

Sorry, you gotta start over.

Speaker 1 43:12

Oh my gosh, that whole thing is just wild.

Speaker 3 43:15

No seriously, now, what is she gonna do? Because she's probably gonna be a little leery about doing in vitro again.

Speaker 2 43:20

If she has any more eggs.

Speaker 1 43:21

If she gets enough money, she can pay somebody to carry the baby.

Speaker 2 43:24

Yeah, a little surrogate.

Speaker 1 43:26

Yeah, I'm going to assume. I don't know. I'm sure she'll be getting some.

Speaker 3 43:30

I don't know, she's probably going to be a little nervous about doing anything at this point. Yeah.

Speaker 1 43:34

Yeah, that's the old guy from Big Daddy.

Speaker 2 43:38

What's his plan? Don't die, we've got a five-year plan. We got a five-year plan.

Speaker 1 43:44

All right. Well, I think that's going to wrap it up this week. We didn't have a whole lot. I was a little disappointed. America has been doing better.

Speaker 3 43:51

What yeah this week?

Speaker 1 43:53

Yeah, I didn't read one story about anybody getting beat up with a dildo. We didn't have anything like that.

Speaker 3 43:59

Florida.

Speaker 1 43:59

I don't think I had a single story from florida. No, not this week.

Speaker 2 44:02

What's going on down there? Oh yeah, I don't know, man, you're so rebuilding every saving up, probably who knows?

Speaker 1 44:11

all right, well, I, uh. Thank you all who tuned in tonight. We greatly appreciate the support. Uh, also, if you're watching this live, you can also listen to audio versions of us on itunes and spotify and also on Buzzsprout. And if you're watching live, we appreciate a great deal to Andy Floyd. Thank you, josh Ponder, kim or, excuse me Amanda Wise and many, many more that commented tonight. It does make it more interesting for us, so we greatly appreciate that.

Speaker 2 44:40

Oh yeah, we love seeing your comments.

Speaker 1 44:43

Also coming up. Next Wednesday we will be back at After 2 Beers Trivia at the Elks here in Richmond, Yep, and we'll continue that through the end of March, I believe. And then I think our next live event at the VFW here locally is March 22nd, I believe March 22nd, I think so. You can check us out for that. Again, if you like the show, we'd love for your support. Feel free to go to patreoncom backslash after two beers. You can throw us a tip there and again, we'd appreciate it.

Speaker 3 45:13

But honestly, you don't like the show. Give us a little bit of feedback.

Speaker 1 45:16

Yeah, throw a dollar on there and tell us why you sucked. Yeah, I'm just kidding, but in all seriousness, honestly, the biggest thing that you can do for us and it's not Patreon is, if you like this show or if you find it interesting, just share it. Just, yeah, send it to your friends, send it to your coworkers or family or just say, hey, this is if you get bored and you want to kill 45 minutes at work one day. These guys get drunk and talk about stupid shit. Absolutely, you know it.

Speaker 2 45:43

Minutes at work one day, these guys get drunk and talk about stupid shit, absolutely, you know it's like a boss, but he can't get you in trouble.

Speaker 1 45:48

That's kind of what I do, um, I think, aside from that, we probably ought to just wrap it up I like it.

Speaker 2 45:55

What's the most important thing you say at the end?

Speaker 1 45:57

after every show. Uh, simply this you know what the world is hard? Uh, we all go through our moments in life. And, uh, if you feel like there's someone in your life right now that is struggling maybe they just don't seem like themselves or they seem a little off Do me a favor. Just reach out to him, send him a message, drop him a text, swing by the house, whatever it is. Just let him know you care about him, let him know you appreciate him, and you'd be surprised how something so small might mean the absolute world to them. And uh, also, I uh, as a guy that fights anxiety, I excuse me anxiety on the regular.

Speaker 1 46:33

Um, mental health is a big deal. Yeah, I'm sure that everyone that's on this show has battled mental health uh from one time or another and, uh, I don't think you ever really fully get cured from something like that. I think it's something that you just learn to tolerate a little better and kind of cover up with humor.

Speaker 3 46:49

Yeah, there's a lot of truth to that.

Speaker 1 46:51

There is a lot of truth to that and don't be afraid to reach out to your friends, your family or anyone and just say hey, man, I just I'm struggling today. I need your help and you know what? I don't think anyone's going to look poorly on you.

Speaker 3 47:06

No, there today I need your help, and you know what? I don't think anyone's going to look poorly on you anymore. There's absolutely no weakness.

Speaker 1 47:09

There's more strength in that than anything, Alright. Well, after that, and after talking about all the other crazy shit, I think, Gibbler Puddin', we will talk to them all next time.

Speaker 2 47:18

After two beers Take me home, take me on home.