After 2 Beers
After 2 Beers
#177 After 2 Beers: Stinky Wrestling Fans, Space Trips, and Sperm Racing
The After Two Beers podcast returns after a brief hiatus with hosts Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin' picking up right where they left off – bringing their unique brand of conversational humor to strange and fascinating stories from around the world.
The episode takes listeners on a journey beginning with the hosts' recent experience at a local wrestling event. Despite impressive athleticism and entertainment value, they couldn't help but notice the overwhelming locker room smell permeating the venue. "The moment you hit that door, it was like getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer of smell," Dutch recounts. They discover this isn't just a local phenomenon – there's an entire online community dedicated to discussing the hygiene challenges at wrestling events.
A darker topic emerges as they explore speculation about a possible serial killer operating in New England, connecting discoveries of human remains across Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island. The conversation expands into America's fascination with true crime and serial killers, with Puddin' sharing FBI statistics that approximately 50 active serial killers are operating in the United States – significantly fewer than the estimated 300 in the 1960s and 70s. "You never know who you're next to," comments one listener, highlighting the unsettling reality behind our true crime obsession.
The hosts then turn their attention to Gayle King and Katy Perry's recent Blue Origin space flight, marveling at how a quarter-million-dollar experience lasted just eleven minutes. "It takes longer to drive from my house to the east side of Richmond, Indiana, than they went to space," Dutch observes. The phallic shape of Jeff Bezos' rocket provides ample material for the hosts' trademark humor.
Between discussions of a Florida curio shop selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace and an upcoming "sperm racing" league in Los Angeles, the episode maintains its perfect balance of the bizarre, humorous, and occasionally profound.
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Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler.
Speaker 2:That's me.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 1:Michael Sommer.
Speaker 3:What's going on?
Speaker 1:We've been a few weeks absent from doing the show, but I'm happy to be back doing it. Yes, yeah, now in the summer, the goal again is still to do these every other week. But I was thinking, you know, we can do little things between shows throughout the summer, like where we're just on our phone and just you know, not here.
Speaker 1:We can do that yeah we'll just come up with little things that we can put on the webpage. I thought about bringing the webpage back. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:If we could get some Patreon sponsors.
Speaker 1:Speaking of about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, if we could get some patreon sponsors. Speaking of patreons, we don't think. Yes, um, welcome to the show. If this is your first time tuning into the show, or maybe you're listening to the audio uh, basically the idea of after two beers. The original concept over eight years ago was uh, it's just like you know, like puddin and I were just chatting offline that we may go to, he's got to go pick up his wife at the Dart Place and I'm like I may swing down and have a beer with you, and these are the kinds of conversations that you would have in said environments. Or it's almost bonfire season. Maybe you want to hang out with your friends and neighbors in the backyard and drink some beers, and these are the things like man did you hear that story about? And then our job is to provide some of those stories. Now, I will say, in our massive eight year collection of these shows, we have jumped from a different genre.
Speaker 2:It's mostly been the same, but for that time period with the French Indian War.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Yes, it was one of my favorite times too. Um never knew more about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, I got to realizing yeah, well, it's because we never actually discussed that one yeah, um, that there's lots of cool shit that happens in the world. That isn't necessarily funny, right, and I still want to chat about it, yeah, you know. And so we're going to massage it a little bit, but it's going to be good. And then our buddy here, kevin shook, who's working uh, here at global media enterprises, here at e studios. He's developing a mobile version of, uh, this show or other shows and uh, so that's kind of cool, you can take it anywhere you want.
Speaker 1:We originally started doing these way back at the beginning in bars, yeah, and we got away from it obviously because it's such a pain in the ass for all the equipment.
Speaker 1:That part didn't and COVID happened so Well, yeah, it's just, it's a lot of work. I mean, it's basically the trivia setup, yeah, yeah, and then plus a laptop because you got to record it, yep and uh, just got to be a pain in the ass, and then kevin's got all this amazing equipment down here that, uh, if this is something you're looking to do, you can do it here, and it just became a creature comfort oh, yeah, but there is something about being in front of a live audience that just makes it better in my opinion, it brings out the stand-up comedian in you.
Speaker 3:Especially when everybody's had a couple beers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1:That's true too A real laugh track man, it's not just pumped in, you know, like bad podcast shows Anyway. So we may start getting back out into public. We have cut back on our trivia. We do it now once every two weeks, or once every other week I guess, and next Saturday we will be live again at the VFW, here, locally Definitely, and then May 10th we are scheduled to be at the Moose again and then sometime late May we'll be back at the VFW. Yep. More to come on that one. Thanks again Gibbler brought it up already to our Patreon sponsors Without you we really wouldn't be able to do a whole lot of this show for at least, you know, for break-even costs. Absolutely, we greatly appreciate all of you. Honestly, it's less about the money and more about the fact that you think enough of us to want to give us money. It makes us feel like, you know, we're actually doing something that people enjoy.
Speaker 3:They actually care and help.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they may want us to continue doing this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so that's a little joy out of us, yeah.
Speaker 1:Thank you guys for that. Without further ado, let's go ahead and highlight some of the stuff we're going to talk about this week. Yeah, ado, let's go ahead and highlight some of the stuff we're going to talk about this week. So if you want to stick around, I would hope you would. First thing we're going to jump into we attended a wrestling event here locally and I enjoyed it. It was entertaining. It was the most god-awful smelling thing I've ever been to.
Speaker 2:What did it smell like? It just smelled like a locker room.
Speaker 1:It smelled like a men's locker room or something A little Frito action. Oh, it was horrible. Dark toes, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, it was just a small room where a lot of people packed in there and I think that they had been practicing on that ring you are so kind.
Speaker 1:It had nothing to do with that ring, but we're going to talk about it coming up.
Speaker 1:I about it coming up. I'm sure the ring didn't smell like roses, but it had nothing to do with what was in the ring, probably more to do what was outside the ring, but we're going to chat about that Also, this one's. This is a point where we get away from the funny stuff, and I mean this is just podcast gold. There is speculation about a new serial killer in New England. Now Puddin is a an aficionado when it comes to serial killers.
Speaker 3:I just like him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and so we're going to chat about that, because one of the things I want to chat about is I think it's the FBI believes that at any given time here in the United States there's at least 50 serial killers that we don't know about that are active right now Did you say a boat that we don't know about.
Speaker 2:That are active right now, did you?
Speaker 1:say a boat, A boat I did. Are you a Canadian? I don't know. Are you a Canuck? A boot.
Speaker 3:Is that how the boot works? That's what happens when you get a couple of beers and you turn Canadian.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, take off you hosers. So we're going to chat about that and people's fascination with serial killers. This just I don't know. Gayle King was amongst a few celebrities that went to outer space earlier this week and they're catching a bunch of shit on it Already. Yeah, they caught shit before they hit the ground, before they even left. Yes, so we're going to chat about that. Puddin sent me a story about a curio shop in Florida that's in trouble. Apparently they've been selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace. Sweet.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's funny. It's like they even have it broke down by the body part, and what it would cost you. Story out of Upper Ohio. Six people there have been arrested and charged, allegedly for kidnapping and beating a male for over a week with a baseball bat. We're going to chat about that.
Speaker 3:They look like the Manson family if they were inbred Right.
Speaker 1:They really do. Wait until you see the pictures of this family. And there's a story about a lady that traded her teenage foster daughter for a monkey Jeez, we're going to talk. Teenage foster daughter for a monkey Jeez, we're going to talk. It's these people with these exotic pets that are just not right. But anyway, we're going to come to that. And then, lastly, we're going to cap it off with a. Well, you know, nascar is back underway, the IMS is back, but there's a new racing league that's forming in LA and apparently people are going to race sperm, and I mean this sincerely. The IMS is back, but there's a new racing league that's forming in LA and apparently people are going to race sperm, and I mean this sincerely.
Speaker 3:Oh, they will race anything.
Speaker 1:Yes, they built a racetrack for this and everything. There's going to be gambling involved and they've already identified.
Speaker 2:Is there a big egg at the end, or what?
Speaker 1:There is two universities, two prominent universities. I can't wait to see this. Big Ten schools UCLA, usc that will be competing in a crosstown rivalry of sperm. We've got more coming up about that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I want to know the deets in this. I can't wait to talk about this.
Speaker 1:Now let's first chat about stinky wrestling fans. Now, as we mentioned, if you're watching, watching, if you're watching or watching, yes, if you're watching the show right now on Facebook or YouTube, feel free to comment with us, especially as we get through some of the serial killer part and it just seems to interest people. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then the body part thing. Anyway, all right, here, locally, like a lot of places, places especially, I'm assuming, in the midwest, but uh yeah, obviously regional as well, there are these little independent wrestling circuits. Yes, right, and here in richmond, I believe it's a rose city wrestling alliance, I believe, or association, it's rcwa that's what I heard with the song that played over and over.
Speaker 1:Oh, my gosh. They created their own theme song right, which I, which I give them much props to I mean, it was pretty cool. Right.
Speaker 2:But after hearing it over, and, over, and over and over in repeat, oh, my gosh For half an hour before it started.
Speaker 1:Just over and over. It was the same thing. Over and over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the guy that was sitting next to us. He's like I'm going to be able to do this at karaoke for too long.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was bad. So as you walk into it, it's hosted here locally at an arcade, but I'd never been to the arcade. It's awesome. Here's some video that Gibbler snapped at the wrestling event, and so this is a gentleman and I remember this guy. What was his name? Gibbler. That was wrestling the Easter Bunny.
Speaker 2:I don't recall, I don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the Easter Bunny there on the ground that's being wrestled by this gentleman. Now, you know, here's the beautiful part about this video. It's at the back, so you can't really see these people's face, but they're the thing that you'll notice. Now we're sitting across the gym, right there. That exit sign that's right there on the wall. That's where you walk in okay okay, the moment you hit that door, it was like getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer of smell and I'm not exaggerating I love wrestling, I wrestling and I love people that love wrestling Right.
Speaker 1:But I'm going to tell you I thought maybe this was just a unique audience, okay, then I happened to stumble upon a video of Stone Cold Steve Austin and I sent it to you, both Roasting people about not showering wrestling fans, right. And I'm like, no, this can't be a thing. Well, there's only one place that I've learned in life that you can confirm if something is a trend or if it's reality.
Speaker 3:The internet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, reddit, reddit. There's a whole sub-forum about stinky wrestling fans.
Speaker 3:Is there really?
Speaker 1:Yes, this is amazing. So it's just not a local thing, it's everywhere, no, and then that's the thing Like cause, I've been to, I've taken both of you, you've gone with me to WWE stuff, yeah and um, it's like watching a pacer game or anything else.
Speaker 2:It's normal folk that are just there to have a good time. It's normally pretty good people watching, oh no.
Speaker 1:People were in Indiana too. I mean, yeah, that of two. I mean, yeah, that's true, but uh, like, uh, the gentleman that was in front of it, I don't know that he's combed his hair um, since hogan was champion and maybe that's the thing, right, like he's like, I'm not washing my hair again until the blood, the red and gold is bad. Look at that, the easter bunny, just did like it was more like a rock bottom. Okay, yeah, it's a little rock bottom, but it didn't get real high.
Speaker 2:You try to wear an Easter Bunny costume and do that stuff.
Speaker 3:That could have been a real bunny.
Speaker 1:Oh man, but no, it was a good time.
Speaker 2:I enjoyed it. Now, the guy that he actually was wrestling the Easter Bunny he works at the Land of Illusions or something I think.
Speaker 1:Or the Haunted Forest or something I think okay. Or the haunted ringmaster yes, the ringmaster.
Speaker 2:Yes, I actually thought the guy was funny great so anyways, I mean, there were some people that were so good on the mic, I was like super impressed at that too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that takes a lot of well, the funniest part for me is the ringmaster is, um, you know, easter, celebrating the resurrection of christ, and he basically got up on the microphone saying like easter sucked, halloween was better, and I'm like this is amazing, it was amazing, I, I enjoyed it, I uh, here's the thing about the wrestling, okay, and I'm just gonna say this and we'll move on. These individuals know, for it's like people have this thought process that aren't wrestling fans. It's a it's, it's soap operas that have combined athletic sports. Okay.
Speaker 2:And it's so athletic, oh my God. Some of these people are three 400 pounds that are doing, you know, backflips.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And yeah it's, it's so impressive and so it's just like us doing this podcast. We're never going to get famous doing this what?
Speaker 3:Speak for yourself.
Speaker 1:I hate to break you, but these are just people living out their dream man Just having a good time being the ringmaster kicking an Easter bunny in the nuts.
Speaker 2:That's right, it was awesome. Now the Easter bunny did hit that guy with the basket. Though Easter Bunny did hit that guy with the basket, though Eggs went everywhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like $1,400 in damage just right there. No doubt them eggs cost money. Oh man, Good time. That's a smelly group of people, man. I love it I heard like I sent a message to you offline about there's a big event coming to Indianapolis. Oh yeah, I think it's 24th, 25th, 25th, 26th, something like that in April.
Speaker 1:Yep, and tons and tons of wrestlers there that you can go and get pictures with and autographs. And somebody in the Reddit comment suggested that it's not just wrestling events, it's also these kinds of things. Oh yeah, the cons, yeah, oh yeah. And I've heard that about baseball card shows too.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, baseball card shows too. Oh yeah, right, like it's everywhere, you got the people that just don't bathe. I don't get it. I don't understand it Like I don't know, I don't know, man, I don't get it, brasslin.
Speaker 2:Brasslin, it was a good time. It's still real to me, damn it.
Speaker 3:It was a good time to take an intermission. A couple of them. What's up, Josh?
Speaker 2:We came down to the beverage place a block away.
Speaker 1:It came in handy twice, the other place wasn't? Eric Kellers said he can attest to the smelly Comic-Con folks.
Speaker 3:That's who I heard about too.
Speaker 1:Here's the funniest part One of the wrestlers that came in. One of the very first things he said is he goes. I knew I was back in Richmond when I smelled this place and I was like, and I just yelled as loud as I could.
Speaker 2:No, it wasn't that. He said you guys shut up, you guys shut up. I will smack the ugly off of everybody and Chris yells at the top of his lungs. You don't have enough time, it's true, he's an ugly dude.
Speaker 3:I am so sorry, I missed it oh it was a good time.
Speaker 1:It was a good time. I think they do it monthly. We'll have to go back. I'll have to leave Amanda at home, like by the end of it she was like I just I don't even want to be here, right now, man, I was thoroughly impressed with the peanut butter zombie guy.
Speaker 2:He's I think from around Dayton area.
Speaker 3:I think yeah, nice, but yeah.
Speaker 2:I was yelling peanut butter zombie time.
Speaker 1:Out of towners, but no, it was a good time.
Speaker 2:It was good.
Speaker 1:You know, let's jump into the serial killer conversation. Yes, what we got All right Now there's speculation about a possible serial killer in New England right now. Apparently, it's gaining significant traction online.
Speaker 2:They're calling him the chowder.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding. No, it's not very interesting. There's actually a Facebook group that's called the New England Serial Killer.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Members of the Facebook group and social media users on platforms like TikTok and X are pointing to several recent discoveries of human remains in Connecticut, massachusetts and Rhode Island. Now I'm not going to dive too much into this particular one, but I want to just talk about America's fascination with serial killers.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what made podcasts just blow up essentially because everybody wanted to hear all of the different, you know, because everybody thinks they can crack the case.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, everybody knows.
Speaker 2:Everybody knows and they're like oh, I can guess who did it. Talking about it, yeah.
Speaker 1:Now, um, this was, uh, one of the individuals wrote a comment and I'm just going to read this comment. Um, it said I've heard there's pretty many serial killers active throughout the country, but it no longer gets publicity, as with police, as it chased, uh, as it used to be on the news because, uh, they feel the law in the media. Uh, this guy making no sense. Halt.
Speaker 1:Let me read it it's probably because the serial killers want to be famous so basically they said the police don't bring it up because they don't want the media talking about it, because they're trying to discourage copycats, so they don't talk about it or publicize it yeah. And so now I went to another article. This is one that Puddin can show some more light on. The FBI states that they believe there's at least 50 active serial killers currently.
Speaker 3:And it's down because in what I tell you and I think in an article it tells you, in like the 60s and 70s, they thought it was around 300.
Speaker 2:Holy smokes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, now there's almost 350 million people here in the United States, right? 50 doesn't sound like that odd. And then I got to thinking about it. Today I got a lot of time to drive and you know, really, serial killers are only discovered one of two ways, right? Yeah, tell me if I'm wrong. Either once they get caught, then they're identified as one. They get caught yeah, or there's the one that you know like. They want fame for it before they're caught.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So there's a lot. They want to test the waters test the police. And honestly, that's probably the biggest difference between the 60s and 70s. And now is that there's so much you know.
Speaker 3:You got cameras everywhere. You have the DNA. They didn't have DNA back then.
Speaker 2:They didn't have DNA back then. I mean they might have had like dental records.
Speaker 3:Right, that's about it, I mean if you find a body, you didn't know how they died.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't think there was fingerprints until the early 1900s anyway right, you know that we came out of the FBI when that was the 20s.
Speaker 3:That's funny. That was one of my trivia questions what does it take to? How many bodies does it take to become a serial killer? And it's only three.
Speaker 2:Right, right, so that's not very many.
Speaker 3:yeah, I mean, that's a long weekend for somebody right, that's one big bad road rage and we've there's been several here in indiana, like the one in indianapolis, the I forget his name, but then there was the i-70 killer who was killing all along i-70, yeah, so that's yeah, and those are the ones you just know about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's. It's wild to me and you know like there's a podcast called the last podcast on the left, and, um, I'm not much of a podcast listener, ironically, but I love that one.
Speaker 3:That's the one I listen to that work all the time.
Speaker 2:It's very good that one's really good yeah, they really dive into it.
Speaker 1:But uh, are you fascinated? It seems to be.
Speaker 2:Even women are more into um serial killers than even dudes are and I don't know that it's necessarily just the serial killers, but like, even, just like the mystery shows yeah.
Speaker 3:And how to get away with murder, yeah, how they got caught. And you know when amber's sitting there watching. If they would use the lie, she't have got caught.
Speaker 1:All you need to do is have a long arm eric ellers said they just solved jack the ripper with old dna they found old dna on a scarf of one of the ladies oh, wow yeah, and there wasn't very many that was killed by him.
Speaker 2:Right they were three or four, yeah, yeah, it's kind of weak.
Speaker 1:I remember hearing that one time and like people made such a big deal out of it and I'm like, well, shit, man, that's like rookie league in the Americas.
Speaker 3:It's bad. This is the way he did it too. Just about him kind of up, and so yeah, yeah, here's a. Here's a map based on speculation of this.
Speaker 1:New England serial killer yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, take this one.
Speaker 1:It's all the bodies that we're just chatting here. Yeah, how many people do you ever wonder like, um, this is totally random, but uh, the bruce willis, uh, samuel jackson movie. Um, it's, uh, is it glass?
Speaker 1:yeah yeah yeah, there's the, the part where they're uh walking through the uh football game and he would touch somebody and he could feel like the shit they had done, the bad shit they had done. Do you ever wonder like people you walk by that are just fucking crazy or they've got something going on at the house that you would just be like?
Speaker 3:oh, you go, it's. Oh, that's just.
Speaker 1:There's so many crazy people.
Speaker 3:You think about who?
Speaker 2:you've walked by. But I'm not saying it's a problem with our legal system, but like at some point some of these lawyers are getting way too good at their job and I mean there's people walking around that have done some really dirty shit that are just they're out. It's good.
Speaker 1:It's all fine.
Speaker 2:And it's like, well, are we just waiting for them to do the shit again?
Speaker 3:Yeah, with somebody else. Yeah, they didn't have a pig farm. I guess Amber says that a lot. I'm kind of worried. Yeah, she's already got a pig farm.
Speaker 2:Man, when she starts making a fenced-in area in your backyard and bringing home.
Speaker 1:I don't know if this is a compliment or something that she doesn't want to hear, but I honestly think if there's someone that could get away with it, it's your wife, yeah, of all the people I know, right, and then her buddy, missy. I think the two of them, both of them.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, if I ever come up missing, yeah, them two. It's like the Dixie Chicks song. Right, girl eric ellers? Uh, we can't even begin to start with the garth brooks killing. That's right, garth brooks, where the body's at buddy. What he heard of tom segura blames him for all these, uh, mysterious murders wherever his concerts go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah I have not heard about this. I'm gonna have to do some research, you know'll have to look into it.
Speaker 1:You know, I thought he seemed too clean, but then I heard he got charged with a sexual harassment kind of deal last year. So even Garth Brooks man can't keep his hands to himself, allegedly.
Speaker 3:Allegedly In case he's watching.
Speaker 1:Alright, now I want to talk about one other story before we jump into some of the fun ones.
Speaker 3:What do we got?
Speaker 1:What else do jump into some of the fun ones, but what else you got? This involves gail king. Now, earlier this week I don't know if you had watched this or not I saw it on cnn. I watched it live. Actually, I was trying to take a nap. I take, I took some vacation days and this thing took no time at all, right, so earlier in the week, a uh, blue origin, a company that was founded by jeff bezos, where he's developed these rockets that for me look so fallical Like it almost seems like it was designed that way, john, I worked with a killer before, rode with him back and forth to Muncie several times.
Speaker 1:A couple years after he left the company he was arrested for rape and murder from the 80s.
Speaker 3:Wow See, you never know who you're next to.
Speaker 1:Thank God you were nice to him. Yeah, Thank God you were nice to him. Yeah, or not attractive enough?
Speaker 3:I'm just saying, maybe not his type, maybe.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying there's anything wrong. I think Josh is an attractive guy. I'm just saying Nice. No, I'm not saying it was Josh.
Speaker 2:Personally, I would have been let go for sure. That's why I'm nice to everybody.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no shit, josh, I would have let been let go, for sure Everybody had no shit. Oh any, all right. So jumping back to this, this blue origin flight so Jeff Bezos, basically it seems to me, has gotten into this Just proves that once you have so much money, like get bored. You have to do something Right. So be like Musk Well that's what. I think so he's on, I think so, and then also the Virgin Air guy. Yeah, virgin Records the name's, I'm losing it right now Right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know who you're talking about, Right right right, so these guys have so much money. It's like, why would you want to collect anything? You could just buy it. You know, that's the thing about like baseball cards for me. For me, it's also like the hunt of it because I don't have limitless money. Right, so these guys, they have limitless money. You know, jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. Depending on the stock market share, who's the richest person in the world?
Speaker 1:So, now this is their new challenge is to be fuck, let's go to space. Like for me, I like going to like South Carolina.
Speaker 2:Right, I might take a vacation maybe I'll go to gallenberg, yes, a casino.
Speaker 3:It's gonna be. I'm gonna put 200 down at the casino this weekend.
Speaker 1:Nah, we're going to space, yeah, we're going to space. So anyway, jeff bezos and I give him credit and I give elon musk credit. Both it's fine. They've developed the ability to send stuff into orbit. Now, from what I understand the real goal of this mission, this sounds so American to you right To talk people into it. No, because no one can afford this. It was hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's $250,000 just to put the down payment on a trip to go. That's how expensive, and this isn't the first time. Quarter million, yeah.
Speaker 2:Let me check my bank account.
Speaker 1:Just to hold the spot right, but really what he's doing is he wants to see about putting trash into space.
Speaker 3:There's already a ton of trash Right.
Speaker 1:Well, this is taking trash from here on purpose, and then you take it up there and you let it go.
Speaker 2:If there's other life forms, this is just going to piss them off more. Oh right, so anyway.
Speaker 1:So this space flight that took place earlier this week was also being called a very big deal because it was a all-woman flight crew.
Speaker 2:So they put more plastic into space.
Speaker 1:Oh, she made the joke, not he or I. Nope, neither one of us.
Speaker 2:So we are putting it into space.
Speaker 1:I believe there were six women I don't have all the details here but it included Katy Perry and Gayle King, who hosts the CBS Morning Show.
Speaker 2:Wasn't she Oprah's best friend, or something? Oprah was there, okay.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm glad you brought that up Along with Jeff Bezos' fiance, because his ex-wife is one of the most rich people in the world.
Speaker 2:From divorce Right.
Speaker 1:So anyway.
Speaker 2:Kanye's singing a song about that.
Speaker 1:So all these six women, they go up into space and I'm watching it and Kanye's singing a song about that. So all these six women, they go up into space and I'm watching it and it literally took 11 minutes. It takes longer to drive from my house to the east side of Richmond, Indiana. Then they went to space. Now they took off and they go up and they're in orbit, and by orbit, I believe. They never technically left the Earth's atmosphere, but they were above 62 miles above.
Speaker 3:Yeah, which is less than the drive to Indy.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but I mean, that just shows you how close the moon really is, right, yeah, so no, they're up there and then they come back down.
Speaker 2:I bet there was a Dollar General there.
Speaker 1:But that's when the shit show started for me in this whole thing, right. So I'm watching the video and I'm thinking, oh, this is really cool. I mean, this is a woman thing and it's an all-woman flight crew, even though there was a Russian lady that actually went up by herself previously. But they don't want to bring that part up, right? So, anyway, so she goes up and then they come down and then the theatrics start. Okay, so there's the crew. I believe one of the individuals is an actual scientist and the others, I think, are mostly Jeff Bezos' fiance's friends.
Speaker 3:Oh Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, and so they go up. Look at that thing, it just looks like a big penis.
Speaker 2:It does look like a wiener.
Speaker 1:It does, it's a phallic symbol, you would think they would just I don't know narrow it or something to I don't know so to I don't know. So. Anyway, they go up Now, while they're up there, they're only in actually in. Doesn't that kind of look fake? It does, right there.
Speaker 3:It looks fake as shit. It was AI.
Speaker 1:Look at that Is this the actual video. Yes, sir.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this looks fake as shit.
Speaker 1:Right Looks like a flying peanut. Wasn't that in Austin Powers?
Speaker 2:It was in Austin Powers, it was in.
Speaker 1:Giant Johnsonson. What are you looking at? That's what it looks like, so anyway. So these women are going up now. The whole bottom of that thing, the, the shaft of the uh, is the propulsion, the blue origin and then the mushroom yeah, the mushroom part at the top is what the women are in. Okay yeah, so at a certain that bottom part is going to um relieve itself.
Speaker 3:Yeah and uh, it's going to, it's going to skeet, the top part in space.
Speaker 1:Okay, and yeah, it's squirt. Now they're up there and they're only actually up in space, I think, for about four minutes before that seems, about average before they start, that's a good run.
Speaker 2:That is a they start.
Speaker 1:That's a good run. That's a good run, that's a good run. So, um, now here's where it all goes, weird for me. So they're up there and they come back down, and I saw they had a big press conference afterwards, but it was like in an auditorium where these women were up on stage and they're all sitting in chairs. And then they showed uh, of these women were up on stage and they're all sitting in chairs, and then they showed uh, the audience that was watching it. Um, oprah winfrey was there and I guess she was just crying like crazy. A kardashian lady was there, and when they come back down, they land uh, gail king jumps out first and she kisses the ground, and then katie perry comes out holding um a daisy, which she said symbolized her daughter, and then she kissed the ground right and I'm like kiss the ground. Did they think they were gonna die? They were up there for four minutes hey, they saw that.
Speaker 1:They saw the submarine thing well right so anyway, so so what was interesting to me. So you see the that's the capsule there and you see the doorway that's on the right. Now I saw a video where Jeff Bezos, right there, is supposed to go and open the door for him. But he's got a little tool.
Speaker 2:Oh, he tripped, oh he fell down.
Speaker 1:Man, there you go. That's why he can't Damn it, that's why he sent them. He can't even get in the thing, and so the door was already open, and then they shut the door so they could make it look like that he was opening the door.
Speaker 3:You sent the door already open before you got there, we were like no, no, no, shut it, no, shut it.
Speaker 2:Shut it. No, shut it, shut it back. We got a lot all clumsy over here.
Speaker 1:Open it Well, and I kept thinking why would you want to have it so you couldn't open it from the inside Right? Because if you're an alien and you're watching this shit, they're like man. These guys are sending canned food to us.
Speaker 3:Well, here's the thing they're like. No, any space shuttle they've sent up is supposed to be sealed from the outside like that, so you're not even supposed to be able to open it from the inside then how?
Speaker 1:what happens if they have an issue the outside?
Speaker 3:the inside. You're not supposed to open it like that they were talking about it.
Speaker 2:You're not supposed to be open it from the inside if it's a completely sealed yeah, but you would think you would want the ability to be able to open it from the inside and not the outside that's fucking you know what I?
Speaker 1:Well, hey, mine worked twice. That's all I know, for sure, for sure he says I produced a double.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you did Fuck. Oh my God, you should have entered.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you right now. I don't even know what they judge this on, but they should already retire Nick Cannon's jersey. Oh God, yeah.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 1:Elon Musk. That guy's building a colony by himself.
Speaker 2:They can't pull out of a drive-thru.
Speaker 1:You know that just shows right there, they have money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when you can afford it, like just like he has like 18 kids.
Speaker 1:Yes, he does. He's a dugger, but with multiple wives.
Speaker 3:Yes, right, yep.
Speaker 2:They literally do have to shut down Disney when he takes his kids.
Speaker 3:So there's no lines.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, that's yeah, they need a fast. You know how much a fast pass would cost for that big of a family.
Speaker 3:Jeez.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's a good thing he's rich. Yeah right, all right. Well, that is after two beers for this evening. I hope you've enjoyed the show. We did some funny shit. We did some serious shit. The engagement has seemed better. I like it, and I can't wait to see the image that Kevin comes up with for this one.
Speaker 2:It's going to be classic, but I think this is going to be our faces on the end of a sperm.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, it's going to look like the fucking rocket ship.
Speaker 3:Yes, it's going to be two rocket ship.
Speaker 1:It's like the racer at Kings Island, only it's like sperms in there.
Speaker 2:Who's going the backwards racer?
Speaker 3:Oh, who's going? The backwards racer Must be David. Oh shoot, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Alright, thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook here at Global Media Enterprises for hosting us as well. Thanks, reach out to Kevin if you're looking to do something like this. He's not busy enough.
Speaker 2:No, no, or something even a little more professional Right? No, let's not go that far.
Speaker 1:Right, I can promise you this we're the most lowbrow thing he does.
Speaker 2:So whatever you do, bud is going to be better.
Speaker 1:It's the funnest. Yeah, it's got to be right. I mean, how many other times have you talked about sperm racing, sperm racing, fatalities, all in one hour, all in one hour.
Speaker 2:You never know what we'll discuss why isn't this show more?
Speaker 3:popular man.
Speaker 1:Right, I don't get it. Oh my gosh, dirty Wrestling fans. It's the greatest show on podcasts, right and but anyway, thanks to Kevin, thanks again to our Patreon sponsors. Without you we couldn't do this. Make sure you follow us on Facebook so you can find out when we're doing events here live, especially trivia. Yeah, we're still doing those throughout the summer and we get to doing these things live again. Maybe we can con Kevin into driving around all over the Midwest and we'll do these in different bars and shit.
Speaker 2:That'd be funny. We'll do it in the white candy van.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've had. When we first did these we had a strip club in Michigan that wanted us to come up and do one in the strip club. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 3:Did you save?
Speaker 2:their number, I'd be willing to bet we can find a strip club that would take after two beers. They wanted me to stay on the podcast and not lose me to another profession.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what we were worried about, exactly. All right, thanks again. Make sure you give us a follow. Thanks to everybody else. You know we say it at the end of every show. We're really here just to have a good time and try to lighten our moods and, hopefully, let you kind of relieve some stress of your life too, and that's really what we're all here to do. We're just like I said, we're not getting rich off this by any stretch, but it just the whole goal is just to make the world a better place, have a good time, enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1:And you know, sometimes, from time to time, we struggle with that, and this message is about that. It's a there's a person in your life. I know I've gone through it many times. I know both of these individuals have as well Kevin and others and, and sometimes you just need somebody you can chat with, just pour like some emotion out with, not feel like you're being judged.
Speaker 1:And and if you've got someone in your life that you feel like right now they may be struggling with something, anything, or maybe they're not even necessarily struggling with it, you just know they're going through some hard shit and you just want to give them a shoulder to cry on one afternoon. Just reach out to them, don't. Don't talk about it later Like, oh man, I should have reached out. People say don't send flowers, give the flowers. Reach out to them while they're still here with us and just trying to lighten the load for everybody, because you'd be surprised how something as little as just a quick phone call, quick text message, just an IM as long as they're not married and it's not dirty, it's good shit. It goes a long way.
Speaker 1:So take married and it's not dirty, it's good shit. Yeah, it goes a long way, so take care of each other out there. Enjoy spring.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:And enjoy this weekend, even through the allergies. Wrestlemania, wrestlemania, yeah. Speaking of wrestling, yeah, wrestlemania, baby. Oh, I'm excited, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't wait. She just if you were a dude, I was like she's sperm racing right now. Sperm racing right now. Yeah, all right. Well, I guess, without further ado, unless something changes, we will be back in two weeks. Make sure you follow us and keep watching throughout the summer. We'll keep adding a few things here and there. Yep, all right, Without further ado. Puddin Gibbler, we'll keep adding, uh, a few things here and there. So, all right, without further ado. Puddin gibbler, we'll talk to them all next time after two beers