After 2 Beers
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#178 After 2 Beers: Dogs, Fireworks, and Ferraris: When Good Plans Go Terribly Wrong
Three unfiltered Gen X hosts take you on a wild journey through news stories you definitely won't hear on your local stations. With drinks in hand and inhibitions lowered, they dive into the bizarre, shocking, and laugh-out-loud absurd events happening around the world.
This episode explores a high school lacrosse hazing gone terribly wrong, where older players kidnapped a younger teammate, put a pillowcase over his head, and abandoned him in a car trunk. The hosts examine why these dangerous traditions persist in sports teams, fraternities, and surprisingly, marching bands.
Your heart will break for the Japanese man who spent ten years saving for his dream Ferrari—only to watch it burn to ashes just twenty minutes after delivery. The $306,000 luxury vehicle caught fire on the highway, leaving nothing but a viral social media post and shattered dreams.
On the lighter side, discover the "coolest Easter egg hunt ever" organized by a creative Texas drug dealer who hid marijuana-filled plastic eggs throughout public parks and posted clues online. Meanwhile, the Washington Nationals created chaos by scheduling both "Bark in the Park" night and fireworks simultaneously, giving dog owners just 20 minutes to evacuate their terrified pets.
Between stories, the conversation weaves through everyday pet peeves, driving frustrations, and perspective-shifting moments that remind us of our first-world problems. The hosts close with a heartfelt reminder about mental health, emphasizing the importance of reaching out when struggling. Whether you're looking for outrageous headlines, unfiltered commentary, or occasional moments of genuine wisdom, this episode delivers it all with the casual authenticity of friends sharing drinks and stories.
If this is your first time listening to the After 2 Beers podcast, we greatly appreciate you tuning in, whether you're watching us live right now on Facebook or YouTube, or if you're listening to us online recorded version. You can listen to us on iTunes, spotify, all the great places, but the format of the show basically is three people. It's three people. You know, early, uh late, I guess, and now we'd be we're mid to late. No, we are late, uh, or very early. Gen X, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're earlier yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, regardless, we uh, we're a couple of our three adults that just sit around have a couple of drinks. We do that because in our minds, it allows us to be a little bit more unfiltered. Yeah, I think everyone's concerned today to be saying things you shouldn't say, and we want to promote it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let me hear what you think, yeah.
Speaker 1:We get to drinking, then, once we feel like we're good and warmed up, we go over some stories that are going on in the world that we're just here to entertain. Well, it is crazy.
Speaker 3:Going on out there, but yeah, there's stories you might not hear on your local news.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, there's a bit of Lance yeah.
Speaker 1:There they go, all right, and then we just chat about it. Now, if you watch us live, the cool part is you can absolutely engage with us. We'd love for you to comment and also, if you like the show, we'd greatly appreciate it if you would share it with your friends, your family, your neighbors, whomever. We would love for us to be listened to by the masses.
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Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I haven't read this Saved up for 10 years.
Speaker 3:Oh, there are some guys that are going to cry about this one. Yeah.
Speaker 1:We're going to talk about the coolest Easter egg hunt ever. Oh, I've heard about this, did you? Yes, yes, a hazing prank gone bad. This is actually getting national news?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I haven't heard the details about it but I heard something.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna give you the deets. I like the ds.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna tell you about the dumbest major league baseball promotion I ever heard of. It just happened uh like a week ago at the washington nationals game.
Speaker 1:I went to penny pitcher night and that was it no that was no, that was in chicago we'll talk about that, um, and then, lastly, two guys when they were kids, brothers, they made a video. For some reason, they didn't get rid of said video. Yes, and now they could be felons.
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's not good at all.
Speaker 2:Hey Blake.
Speaker 1:Champlatt, I love Blake, blake, blake. He's walking, yes, walking across. I started in the Keys. I'm following Blake. I don't know if he's going just straight up the East Coast, but Blake was on our show before. We used to work with Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis, nice, and Blake was on the funniest of Indiana shows.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he actually came to Richmond, yeah, yeah, when we had like a stand up thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they used to do open mics here. Yeah, yeah, good times.
Speaker 2:Well, much love to you, Blake.
Speaker 1:And then someone with a random name said hello.
Speaker 2:Riot Girl, Hello to you too.
Speaker 1:Let's jump into our first story. Let's do it. You know what? Let's go ahead and jump into the hazing thing. Okay, I think this is the one that may get a lot of interest by the people that are listening to the podcast, but it's also, for some reason, a big deal going on here in the States, and here's what happened. It happened a week ago today, april 24th, and there was a group of lacrosse players from West Hill High School I'm assuming that's in New York from West Hill High School. I'm assuming that's in New York. Syracuse is right there, yeah, anyway, the older players took several younger players. They told them that they were going to take them to McDonald's after the game. Okay, gosh.
Speaker 2:All right, and the ice cream machine was broken.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, it gets way better than that. It's better than that. So they took these players out. There's a driver that is in on the gag, and then it's just full of younger guys Okay. Now they apparently didn't know where they were at. He said he was lost. The driver said this right, okay, and so he comes to a stop, and that's when at least 10 other teammates came out of the woods dressed in black. Now they say at least one had a gun and one had a knife, holy cow.
Speaker 1:And they were going to hide, like, kidnap these kids. That's what they were. So the kids take off running right. But one of them got caught. They put a pillowcase on his head, tied him up and threw him in the trunk of a car.
Speaker 3:Holy cow.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow, then they drove the car and ditched the car and left him in the trunk. What yes?
Speaker 3:Holy, yes, oh man, and this is high school. Yes, yes, wow, high school. Lighten him up.
Speaker 1:Wow, I'm so mad these dumb ass kids. Dude, they recorded it. I don't understand the fascination with doing some dumb shit and then recording it.
Speaker 2:Look at your face. I want to get the most followers on TikTok, yeah.
Speaker 1:So here's the wild part the kid finally got let loose, obviously, but people were freaking out about this, wow.
Speaker 3:I bet they were, I'm sure yeah.
Speaker 1:So they told these kids that if they turn themselves in, that they wouldn't be charged with a felony.
Speaker 2:Does this say hazing on steroids? Oh sorry.
Speaker 1:Yes, it does. Yeah, I mean, they're just saying that it's taking it to the extreme.
Speaker 3:So there you go.
Speaker 1:You don't see that everywhere. And the shitty part for the other kids on the team. I think there's a ton of kids on this team. They canceled the rest of the season, so these 11 kids.
Speaker 3:And they didn't get McDonald's. Son of a bitch, you know how excited I'd be to get some McDonald's.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you didn't get any chicken nuggets that are shaped like Indiana and Ohio, I'll tell you, he may not got chicken nuggets, but he got PTSD.
Speaker 1:Oh for sure, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 3:He will never go in the dark, ever. Never forget that again, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, can you imagine being a young kid, I mean, so they're younger, so let's say they're 15, 16. Yeah, right, right, and they're in the trunk, tied up with First of all, you're in the trunk. Yes, like if you didn't have claustrophobia.
Speaker 2:You do now.
Speaker 1:Right and to do it with McDonald's.
Speaker 3:That's fucked up. Man, you bribe me with McDonald's right now Right.
Speaker 1:I'd be like aw man. You're not gonna put me in the trunk again, are you?
Speaker 3:I'll get in Kevin's van for McDonald's.
Speaker 1:What is it with lacrosse teams too Right, it's the wildest thing. I've never known a lacrosse player.
Speaker 3:But these people clearly have a good time yeah.
Speaker 1:They're all about the hazing. Hello Aaron, thanks for tuning in this evening. I really appreciate you being there. Yeah, you know, I'm not saying all lacrosse players are weird. I'm just saying I've heard that they like to party. Apparently they like to haze a little bit. Now, speaking of that, did you guys ever go through any hazing like you were on a um, a dance team in high school? Did you guys haze?
Speaker 3:younger people no no, you were on high school football team.
Speaker 2:You didn't haze anybody, no, no, I've never been hazed or have seen said hazing but on the track team the only hazing we did was, like you know, going to the car and making it pretty hazy.
Speaker 1:You're busy doing stuff. Oh yeah, what were you doing, kimmy? Yeah, what was it? The devil's?
Speaker 3:lettuce yeah.
Speaker 2:We were trying to get our salad intake in.
Speaker 1:Oh, got the munchies. So I looked it up and obviously there seems to be a connection between both fraternities and sororities, um college teams like these, or high school teams. But the other one that shocked me and I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but apparently marching bands are really bad, really, yes, yes. So here's one of my fun facts for everyone that's watching the show tonight or listening I like chat GBT. You know it's fun for me and as I start preparing for this show today, I said I go to chat GBT. I said just give me 10 stories of hazing incidents gone wrong.
Speaker 3:OK.
Speaker 1:And it gave me 10. All marching band no, no, no, no, but they all involve someone dying. Oh no, yeah. So a lot of it is where people just they drink too much.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've seen that in college where they yeah, they drink too much and then they get left, yeah, they get left behind.
Speaker 1:And then they had some where they drink too much water. They forced them to drink water and all that kind of stuff, stuff. So then I was like it's crazy, too morbid for after two beers. No, we'll keep it. So I said let's look for hazing that doesn't involve death. Right, that's when the band started popping up. You gotta get in.
Speaker 2:And again it involves drinking there was this one time at band camp.
Speaker 1:There it is, I will say and that's one of the wild ones too is if you look through the hazing, it's mostly dudes.
Speaker 3:Hazing other dudes Right.
Speaker 1:And there's a lot of sexual shit that happens.
Speaker 3:It happened in Carvel here in Indiana.
Speaker 1:Oh, it did With the basketball team Something about sticking stuff in other people's buttholes? Is it's true, I don't get it?
Speaker 2:I don't's true, I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it All I can think of is like an old school, is like you're my boy, blue, and then the guy that like the cement block went through the manhole and pulled him down, that's, I don't laugh out loud like a lot, like to the point where I'm going to pass out, and that's one of the scenes.
Speaker 1:I remember watching that in the theater and when his ass goes down, I laughed so hard I couldn't intake air and I thought I was going to pass out due to lack of oxygen. Oh man, it was not good. Now that's a great one. Now that's a hazing incident gone wrong. One of my absolute other favorite hazing incidents in a movie is Porky's. Oh God, when they take those kids out into the shack.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 1:The guy comes through with a big machete, big, machete Big machete, and they all run out naked, yeah, but they had a kid that was. He was supposed to like jump out and scare the kids and he was dressed like a, like a zombie coming out of the oh, cemetery, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, but he's fucking hammered and a cop car pulls up and he comes out and he just goes and then passes out on the hood of the.
Speaker 3:It's funny, you check it out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, talk about a movie you couldn't make now.
Speaker 3:No, oh gosh, no man. All the good, that's a whole topic, that's a whole hour right there.
Speaker 1:Now was there hazing an animal house too yeah I don't remember it though uh well, they made a joke about it where they were stealing the stuff, the groceries but the best hazing wasn't in their fraternity, it was actually that might be Revenge of the Nerds where it was Kevin Bacon. Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Speaker 3:No, that is Animal House. That is Animal House, yeah.
Speaker 1:They're all wearing like hoods.
Speaker 3:Don't worry, guys, it's funny.
Speaker 1:Kim and I just joined a fraternity this week and I just remembered it now. Hey, yes, we joined the Elks the Richmond Elks, so we do trivia out there all the time, and they asked us to join, so we joined and there's a ritual that's involved. There you go, and they didn't say that we weren't allowed to talk about it, so it was pretty weird. The wild part is this organization started in like the 1860s, yeah, and so the verbiage is still in 1860s.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's still that way.
Speaker 1:And at one point it says at the bottom which is my favorite part is that basically, if you do something negative to one of the members other members then it literally says you will walk the world forsaken oh right, people don't talk like that anymore.
Speaker 3:Exactly Forsaken you are forsaken.
Speaker 1:Oh man, kim kept going. When are we?
Speaker 3:going to sacrifice the goat.
Speaker 2:You mean, I brought this goat from nothing.
Speaker 3:I brought this goat for no reason man.
Speaker 1:Come on, I was just hoping to put on some elk ears.
Speaker 2:And be like.
Speaker 1:I'd love to hear from anyone that listens, or if you want to send us a message or anything, if there's any odd hazing shit. You went through Right Growing up with my dad.
Speaker 2:I basically was hazed every day I was going to say just growing up was haze. Yeah, I didn't worry about that.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I don't know if you would count that or not, but all right, let's jump into our first story outside of the hazing stuff. We're going to talk about a guy in Japan here, Gibbler.
Speaker 2:Japan.
Speaker 1:Japan.
Speaker 3:A.
Speaker 1:Japanese man, 33 years old. He's been saving for 10 years to buy his dream car.
Speaker 3:Since he was 23,. Saving for this thing.
Speaker 1:You know, right out of college you start your job. Here we go. Okay, all right, except when John dresses as a hot dog. Oh yeah, that's a good one too.
Speaker 2:You want to see him buy.
Speaker 3:Ask me to see my wiener.
Speaker 1:All right, my wiener. So this 33-year-old young guy. He buys a brand new Ferrari 458 Spyder. He paid 43 million yen.
Speaker 3:I don't know that conversion rate.
Speaker 1:If you haven't watched Squid Game, that's a Carry the two minus the eight.
Speaker 1:That is $306,000. That's what I knew. Yeah, it was close. You were going to be in the ballpark. The car was brought to him on it to his house on the 16th, okay, and he took it out for a test drive. Now, just like what most people would do, you get a new car, you're excited, take it to the highway. Well, you're going to put it on social media. Oh, yeah, you know, and he goes on Twitter and he shares a video of him and his new car. The problem was the video was showing was watching it burn down on the Chuteau Expressway.
Speaker 3:Yes, he'd had it for how long? How long had you had this thing? 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like he literally 20 minutes. There's the car $300,000 dream car. I hope he had insurance. You think your life?
Speaker 2:sucks. You've got 30 days in the US. I don't know about that. Oh, look at it. I hope he.
Speaker 1:They said the obviously there wasn't any signs of an accident and they believe the fires started in the engine compartment so it should be covered. Oh wow.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, my gosh Saving up for 10 years for that thing I give the guy in that van right there.
Speaker 1:You know he's got some big balls. He's like I ain't afraid of this blowing up, I'm just going to drive right by this, I'm going my way. Oh man, I got groceries to get and shit.
Speaker 3:You got shit to do, what would? You do after that, I've had this for literally 20 minutes Cry.
Speaker 1:Have you ever seen a car burn? Yeah, it's really kind of cool. Yeah, it's weird, it really is no, but like I'm always like, oh, I'm just waiting for the flame to hit the gas tank.
Speaker 3:To explode.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I enjoy a good car fire, all right fire all right. So, unless it's your fire, well, yeah, I've never had a car catch fire, but uh, yeah, at least my insurance is paid up, I ain't gotta worry about all right, what else we got here? Can I ask you guys what I'm looking for? The next story do you have any like pet peeves? That just drives you shitty in the spring? Like, and I'll tell you mine.
Speaker 3:The tree sperm.
Speaker 1:Oh well, no, like I'm driving down the road the other day I drive in the country and a guy was mowing his yard and they've just blown the clippings just into it. Almost looked like he had saved clippings up.
Speaker 3:Just to throw in the road?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it almost looked like he bags the shit and then empties the bag on the interstate or on the road.
Speaker 2:Well, do you think maybe he was going to blow it off afterwards? Probably not.
Speaker 1:No, he's in a country, oh man, that's like saying I'm going to change my oil in the middle of this road and the oil spilled. No, I'll clean it up later.
Speaker 3:I'll clean it up later.
Speaker 1:I just hope nobody wrecks on it while I'm still finishing my mowing. It's just, some people just don't care about other people at all.
Speaker 2:No, not at all, it's not even just spring, but like oh my gosh, people's inability to be able to use a four-way freaking stop makes me insane when I'm driving. Nobody does.
Speaker 3:And then there's people just like Anytime I come to the four-way with other people and it's close, I just go yeah, because we're gonna be sitting there for five minutes Right Looking at each other.
Speaker 2:Oops, sorry, you're right, I'm gonna go ahead.
Speaker 3:I just wave at him. I go, I'll go ahead and take this one Just keep on going.
Speaker 1:Meanwhile, there's a guy going, man, this guy's an asshole. He was the second here, but the first to pull away.
Speaker 2:He just made a wave at me. I thought I was supposed to go. No, he was just going, deuces.
Speaker 3:I'm out, exactly, I'm like throw it up, you know.
Speaker 1:I realize I don't have a whole lot of pet peeves, but a lot of them involve driving.
Speaker 2:All of them, you drive a lot too.
Speaker 3:So I sit there and I have time to like you just stew about them, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1:The one that pisses me off the most it does. It's people that ride in the fucking left lane. Get out of the left lane. I don't even care if you're over the speed limit. You pass and get over. Pass and get over.
Speaker 3:That's the rule, or they pull out in front of you and go under the speed limit.
Speaker 2:It happens all the time on Henley.
Speaker 1:Oh man, Thank you. You get behind a semi that takes two and a half miles to pass somebody.
Speaker 2:Or people that turn on their turn signal at the very last minute, and you're like just stuck there waiting, and then all of a sudden you're like, well shit, I could have gone.
Speaker 1:All right, are you guys ready to move on to our next story? What you got Sure All right. This one happened in. I believe this was in Texas.
Speaker 3:Texas.
Speaker 1:This is the coolest Easter egg hunt ever.
Speaker 3:Oh it was. I wish I was there for that Right.
Speaker 1:A drug dealer in Texas is facing charges.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, what happened?
Speaker 2:I didn't know it was going to go down that rabbit hole.
Speaker 3:That's true. Yeah, she didn't know anything about this one did she?
Speaker 1:Aaron says pet peeve is public in general it's very true. The older I get, the less I like human beings. Isn't that funny?
Speaker 2:Or the ones I like, I really like, yeah, I like their dogs, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like you have a filter in life that accepts a certain amount of bullshit and it's like mine is getting full and so now I call people on it. Pretty quick Just starts coming out.
Speaker 3:And when you do that, do you feel like it kind of gives you a little more space to accept some more bullshit?
Speaker 2:No, you pour a little out on them and then you got a little room. No, it just means I can accept less.
Speaker 3:That's right, I'm just emptying my bullshit filter, I'm just really letting them know what they're trying to serve me is bullshit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to say that doesn't work that way for me.
Speaker 1:I'm a full capacity of bullshit.
Speaker 2:Completely unrelated, but it's kind of like the same type of deal. It's like you're having the worst morning, you're running late, and that's like when a piece of your clothing gets stuck on a door handle or something.
Speaker 1:You forget something.
Speaker 2:Or like the door lock. It's not working properly and I'm just like First world problems. Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's my big thing, first world. I didn't get my coffee, I didn't get my Right. My sunglasses are here.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, my shirt's too tight.
Speaker 3:My shirt's too tight.
Speaker 1:You know, and it's fucking crazy Because I was watching last night it's so sad they were showing these kids that are starving in Gaza, right, right.
Speaker 3:You're fucking laughing. We go from.
Speaker 1:No, let me finish.
Speaker 3:Let me finish.
Speaker 1:They showed a five-year-old who weighed 20 pounds.
Speaker 3:Right, right.
Speaker 1:And it's that first world shit. Like you sit and you see that stuff, like now I feel like the dick I'm laughing about it too, right you? See that and you feel horrible for those people. But then I can get so angry about somebody in the left lane and it's like there are people starving to death and I'm pissed because I'm going to be three minutes later and I should be right america america america.
Speaker 1:Uh, that's why everybody else in the world just deals with us yeah, they don't like as much, but they just tolerate it all right, let's get back to this kick ass all right, let's do it Best Easter egg hunt ever. Yeah, so this drug dealer in Texas. Apparently he went on social media and he posted photos of plastic eggs, yep and in each one of these plastic eggs he had put a quarter ounce of weed.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:What? Yeah, there you go, right there, there you go. I love it, that's got to be it. Big eggs too yeah, I love it, that's got to be it.
Speaker 1:Big eggs too. Yeah, well, it's a quarter. I love it. Apparently he hit at least six. He posted photos on Facebook and was giving people clues about where they were at Right. Yes, he was.
Speaker 3:Oh, my gosh, oh, that is so great.
Speaker 2:In city parks. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's not going to hide them in his own yard. I'm putting it under the slide. Kids. Can you imagine how many?
Speaker 3:steps were taken that day. Oh yeah, Everybody was out there running around.
Speaker 1:Police found four of them. A man and his granddaughter found one and the eggs, like I said, contained a little over. They think there may have been one more somewhere, but apparently it was found yeah and no shit. Four police dogs is what this is all about using shit like unfair. Use it or lose it. Oh man there. Yeah, how long do you think it took that grandpa to teach his granddaughter to?
Speaker 3:sniff out weed. Come on, we're going down to the park, grandpa, it smells better than yours. Shut up.
Speaker 1:It's better than that old ditch weed you got Granddad. It's got no stems or seeds or nothing Seeds or nothing in it.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's what I hear it has in it. I've never seen it so purple. I mean, that's what I hear it has in it, I don't know. Yeah, I like rap songs.
Speaker 1:They talk about it a lot in there.
Speaker 2:My whole track team would have been fine, and I'm in high school.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, All over the place.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you this would get Americans walking, If you have just weed. I'm not talking about like hard drugs. It's not even a drug, it's a plant. I mean, it's healthy for you. You cook this and it's healthy for you. It treats like 200 diseases.
Speaker 3:It's legal in like 38 states Anyway, if you Apparently not Texas, though no, no, no.
Speaker 1:But if you periodically hid drugs or marijuana, I'm telling you people would be looking for that more than them, little pokemon things we've done both.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god, I want to make an app.
Speaker 1:We'd be so fit as a nation, uh would you?
Speaker 3:because if you just be fine and just walk into the corner store to get munchies, all you just kept saying was walking though man Right Most of the time they just walk to the kitchen, walk it right off.
Speaker 2:They'd still drive.
Speaker 1:Oh man, best Easter ever, best Easter All the chocolate was consumed.
Speaker 3:You know what? What was he thinking? He's like I'm going to hide a bunch of weed and some eggs.
Speaker 1:My favorite part is they haven't been able to catch him yet.
Speaker 3:Oh, I didn't know they had caught him. He's still on the loose, nice Even better.
Speaker 1:They're like maybe I'll hide some more of them eggs. All right, We've got two more and we'll call it an evening. We've got about four ounces left here. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of when it comes to baseball, and I love baseball.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and this just happened like this week. Okay.
Speaker 1:The Washington Nationals hosted a Bark in the Park night. Okay, I like I mean I've never I can't imagine taking my dog to a game because I worry about taking a shit right in the middle of the game. No, I'm just. You know what I mean. Yeah, pissing everywhere.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, and my dog would just be barking the entire time. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean it would be ironic that it's named that, but it's a cool idea, and so they have this bark in the park Now, for some reason, they also booked a second promotion that evening. Oh no, and it was fireworks night. Oh my gosh, now they were. Come on, yes, no you didn't. Isn't a dealer supposed to sell that stuff? Well man, this is, it's free marketing, trying to get your ass.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:His sales went up. Yeah, absolutely they did.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you this. He's nationally known. Yep, if they had a Weed Olympics or like a Grammys, he'd just you know where I'm getting my stuff. That guy, that guy. So they have this fireworks night. Now, obviously someone in the Nationals thought, well, maybe we should. They gave him 20 minutes from the time of the final out until they started the fireworks.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Now this went over like a turd in a punch bowl.
Speaker 3:Oh, I bet, as you can imagine.
Speaker 1:Apparently, dogs were obviously shitting themselves and freaking out. One of them got out of the harness and ran away Almost got hit in the middle of the road. Yeah, 20 damn minutes they gave. This is clearly someone in marketing that doesn't own a dog.
Speaker 3:No, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:Right. Because, or has never had to leave a park and go to your car and try to leave within a certain or seen anybody else's dog deal with loud sounds fireworks for that matter.
Speaker 3:Wow, that is great.
Speaker 1:They said, you know, like they wanted to give you time to get to the car right, and it's like you just want to lock your dog in the car.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, that's the quickest walk to a car after a game I've ever seen. There's all kinds of wrecks 20 minutes to get out of the stadium.
Speaker 1:There's all kinds of wrecks because people are driving and their dog's going crazy Freaking out shitting everywhere I I was thinking the only way this whole promo could have been worse is because they're so closely located to Virginia that they also had a Michael Vick Virginia Tech bobblehead night Michael Vick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a bad book, jesus Michael.
Speaker 1:Vick, yeah, I don't know that that. Or Pride Night, when they do one of Faith Nights at the same time. Oh God, what? What'd you say? Like the Reds do a Pride Night, okay, but they also do a faith night.
Speaker 2:Oh, doing it in the same night? Yes, that would be awkward yeah. Yeah, very much Right.
Speaker 1:You know we were talking about some of the craziest promotions in the past. The one that you were thinking of was Disco Sucks.
Speaker 3:Night. Yeah, Disco Sucks. They did it in Chicago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, were thinking of was Disco Sucks Night. Yeah, disco Sucks, they did it in Chicago. Yeah, they closed down the interstate. It was a doubleheader. I'm not going to have all these facts right. I'm going to do this strictly off memory here, because we actually talked about this on a podcast years ago. We ran the Roosters Jazz Game and we did it there. It was the Chicago White Sox and they did a disco sucks night and there was a DJ in town that hated disco and they also were selling beer ridiculously cheap that night Real cheap, like nickel beer night, yeah, and they basically weren't charging.
Speaker 1:At a certain point they just put beer on tables and people would just come and grab them. Now it was a certain point, they just put beer on tables and people would just come and grab them. Now it was a double header. And between the game they had had people bring records of disco because they were literally going to blow them up in the outfield.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Between the game, they're going to miss old school baseball.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:They're going to do an actual explosion on the field Explosion.
Speaker 3:Explosion oh man.
Speaker 1:Well, this thing went over like a turd in a punch bowl.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that didn't happen. Second game didn't happen.
Speaker 1:Oh people rushed the field.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:There was a. I forget who they were playing. It might have been the Cleveland Indians, right, because one of the umpires or one of the managers said that like he was in his dugout getting his equipment together and there was a guy in there just drinking like a fifth Jeez. It got so bad they had to call the police in to clear the field, and if you are familiar at all with the south side of Chicago, where Comiskey is, it's right next to the interstate and some of the fans got onto the interstate and so they had to shut the interstate down and there was a fire in the middle of the outfield.
Speaker 1:These people are just everywhere. They have just ransacked the field.
Speaker 2:Women without shirts.
Speaker 1:Oh, it ain't a party until a woman takes a shirt off at a baseball game, apparently. Look at this. Oh, what a time, man, yeah, man.
Speaker 2:What a time to be alive it was different times.
Speaker 3:I think I was. What year was this? 76, something like that. Yeah, we were Not, yet I don't know when.
Speaker 1:Somewhere around there.
Speaker 2:Oh, they were playing the Tigers. No, oh, the guy that was on said he was Tigers outfielder. Yeah, look into the there you go there, it is there you go, just set it on fire.
Speaker 1:Now the wild part to me again. This is in the middle of a doubleheader. Yeah, this is in between.
Speaker 3:They didn't even play the second game. Oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, there they come. Storming the field. You know what was crazy it was also Bark in the Park night.
Speaker 3:Look at this.
Speaker 1:Oh, there are people barking all right, oh man, oh wow, yeah, there you go. Oh, there's your fun fact for going back into history. How many Easter eggs?
Speaker 3:do you think they found?
Speaker 2:They had plenty in there. They had plenty of them before he went.
Speaker 1:I want to know how many stamps they had with smiley faces on them. Oh man, all right, let's go into our last story. All righty, and we'll call it a night. Hope everybody's enjoying the show. Oh, I love it. Yeah, we're kind of going off kilter. I dig it All right. This story involves a pair of brothers in New York State.
Speaker 3:Ah, yes, oh, these poor bastards, when bastards, when your urges hit, sometimes you might just want to ignore them.
Speaker 1:This is the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard of. This wasn't and we'll talk about this. This wasn't just an urge. This was a planned event.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was had to have been, had to have been.
Speaker 1:And I'll tell you why. Alright Gibbler, you haven't heard this one so here, you go, I have not. A 37-year-old guy named Christopher Banks Recently got arrested in New York State for child pornography. He lives with his older brother in a small town called Nineveh. Cops raided their home and seized their electronics. The brother is a 38-year-old. His name's Mark. Now he's in trouble too. Now here's where it gets a little dicey. When the cops were searching their gadgets, they came across an old video of Mark Fucking a cow.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God, he hit you right in the mouth with that.
Speaker 1:Now he admitted in a written statement to police that he worked on a farm for 22 years and quote when I was younger I had sex with a cow. He blamed it on urges and claimed it was a one-time thing. And he's facing up to a year in jail with his brother, who is facing up to four years, and they will both have to register as sex offenders if convicted.
Speaker 3:I'd hope so.
Speaker 1:So they? Obviously he was in his teens. Oh. So here's where my mind goes with this right. I took notes on this because I was really not only did you video it, but you kept it, you kept. Well, let's get one thing straight, and I wanted to talk about this.
Speaker 2:This isn't today, this was decades ago, before phones so you had to have changed it from vhs over to.
Speaker 1:It probably was on, but digital my point was he's like, hey, I'm gonna go fuck this cow, videotape me. And he's like, no, no, no, no, wait till tomorrow he's like this wait till tomorrow. We're gonna bring back the camera. We're gonna videotape that shit. Yeah, that's good, we'll wait wow and then I got.
Speaker 3:This is where my mind goes definitely pre-planned, like well.
Speaker 1:and then it got to thinking how does a human being fuck a cow? Right, because they're big animals, yeah, right.
Speaker 2:And then I was like oh, maybe it was a baby cow, and that's where I was afraid of that right.
Speaker 1:And I was like no, I don't want to picture that. Like in my mind, Like, picture a man fucking a baby cow, stop it. My mind, like picture a man fucking a baby cow calf, stop it, I don't want to do it, stop. So then I started thinking maybe he was on like a six foot step ladder and it was like an old, like you know, like a slutty cow. That had been you know eyeballing him. Yeah, it's like move you know, like the cow wanted it, and then I, then I felt better about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know. How do you do that? Come on people, these guys, I'm telling you, man, they're geniuses, though Do better Think about this, these guys were 25 years ahead of their time.
Speaker 1:They combined OnlyFans and FarmersOnlycom Same video.
Speaker 3:You're in luck. There is no videocom. Same video.
Speaker 2:You're in luck. There is no video. Good, thank you, we'll have to move to the next story.
Speaker 3:He was excited on that one.
Speaker 1:This is the beauty of Kevin. He was immediately like I got to find that video Speaking of a crazy video Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, Hamburger hamburger.
Speaker 3:Eat more chicken, get out of my ass. He was the first one to put some pork in the burgers. I'm going to pound that beef. Oh, you got to give him that, all right, you know, what?
Speaker 2:That's the last show.
Speaker 1:Did you guys? Before we go, this is an odd one. Kevin should be able to find the video. Did you see the Cubs-Pirates game yesterday? Did you see the Cubs-Pirates game yesterday?
Speaker 2:I did not.
Speaker 1:The guy that fell out of the stands.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, out of the stands what? He fell like 20, over 20 feet, 21, 20 feet yeah.
Speaker 1:He did a cartwheel in air and landed on the field. Yeah, it was the middle of a play, well and that's the thing If you watch it.
Speaker 3:I don't know if he got excited or just jumped over. It looks like he got catapulted there it is if you want.
Speaker 1:Yeah, poor guy, I don't know it's on twitter, you can watch it um yeah, I don't know, without the uh did he survive?
Speaker 3:I?
Speaker 2:think he's in intensive care right now he looks like they were pumping him.
Speaker 1:So yeah he, it looked like he literally uh, I don't like a play happened and he just jumped out there, right there.
Speaker 3:Oh, like he got excited, I don't know. I watched it. I'm like I don't know yeah.
Speaker 2:Got too close to that banister.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Crazy Nope. Anyway, all right. Thanks to everybody that tuned in tonight. Thanks for listening to us, if you listen to us on Spotify and whatnot. Thanks a bunch to our buddy, kevin Shook, here at Global Media Enterprises, for helping us out with this little over eight year endeavor that we've been doing. Yeah, it's crazy, eight years doing this thing, man.
Speaker 2:That's a lot of years. Yeah, a lot of years, tony.
Speaker 1:Right, oh man. Anyway, thanks again to our Patreon sponsors. If you live here locally, we've got trivia coming up on May 10th and the 17th. Yeah, here locally. Follow us on After Two Beers on our Facebook page for details on locations and what have you. And we say it at the end of every show and it's simply this, and it's by far the most important thing we say, and it's if there's somebody in your life, it's by far the most important thing we say and it's um, if there's somebody in your life right now that you feel like they're just struggling you know we all go through our things just reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, and if you're also going through it, don't be afraid to reach out and just say, hey, you got a chance for you know, let's just sit down and chat or something.
Speaker 3:Grab a beer, yeah something.
Speaker 1:Whatever you got to do, just uh. You know, mental health isn't something that you have to keep inside anymore. It's uh, it's something that you shouldn't be embarrassed of. So feel free to talk about it. I gotta tell you I fight anxiety all the time still do oh, for sure, yeah, so there you go, all right, thanks again to everybody, and, uh, we will be back in two weeks, I guess without further ado, gibbler, we will talk to them all then after two beers take me home, take me on home.