After 2 Beers
After 2 Beers
#180 After 2 Beers: Laughing at Death, Collecting Bad Ideas, and Loving Every Minute of It
The filters come off and the truth flows freely when Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Puddin' crack open a few cold ones in their Richmond studio. What starts as casual conversation around a hypothetical campfire quickly spirals into a rollicking journey through stories you'll never hear on mainstream news.
Ever wondered what Abraham Lincoln's bloodstained gloves might fetch at auction? How about $2.5 million—a price that sparks deeper questions about our fascination with historical artifacts and celebrity memorabilia. The hosts ponder whether collecting unopened bourbon bottles is sensible when you could actually drink them, leading to philosophical musings about mortality and enjoyment versus preservation.
Between sips of Natter Days and Fireball, the conversation veers wildly from funeral home mix-ups to a Haitian food vendor who poisoned 40 gang members in revenge for her murdered family. You'll hear about Wienermobile races, underwater scooter getaways from the FBI, and proposed Olympics where performance-enhancing drugs aren't just allowed—they're encouraged.
The show's signature "Campfire Discussions" segment invites vulnerable sharing about celebrity crushes and which body parts we could live without, creating moments of surprising intimacy amidst the laughter. While the humor runs raw and unfiltered, the episode concludes with a heartfelt reminder to check on friends who might be struggling—because sometimes, the smallest gesture can mean everything to someone going through hard times.
Join the After 2 Beers crew for unfiltered conversations that will make you laugh, think, and perhaps appreciate the strange world we live in just a little bit more. Subscribe now and become part of our booze-fueled community where no topic is off-limits and every story is better after a couple drinks.
Welcome to the After 2 Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler, and that's me and Michael Summers. What's?
Speaker 2:going on.
Speaker 1:This is your first time tuning in to the After 2 Beers podcast. Basically, what we do is we consume a couple beverages. We feel like it gets the regulator off, the governor, the filter, the muffler. We go full at it, speak freely, speak freely. Speak freely, tell you how we feel about things, and then we like to just talk about bullshit, stuff that you might find interesting, as you're sitting around a campfire with your friends Got a couple good ones for you tonight, yeah.
Speaker 1:Plus, I like to share stories about things that are going on in the world. Sometimes it makes you feel better about yourself, sometimes it just keeps you interested on things that you're not going to hear on the nightly news. For the most part, it's definitely not these stories, no, not ours, no, and that's basically what we do Now. As we get going, we want to make sure we thank our Patreon sponsors. Those are the individuals that allow us to keep going. Those are the individuals that allow us to keep going. If you want to be a supporter of the show, you can literally sponsor us for as little as $3 a month. All you have to do is go to patreoncom, backslash after two beers and you can, for as little as $3 a month, basically allow us to keep filling up our cooler full of liquor.
Speaker 3:That's right.
Speaker 2:Just so we can share it with you and not make you have to listen to sarah mclaughlin while we sing this just for three dollars more.
Speaker 1:You can please keep us going now. The cool oh there she goes, there she goes now. Uh, the other cool part is uh, we like to share these things. As you can see, we have natter days and uh fireball sitting here. If you show up and want to hang out with us, you're more than welcome.
Speaker 3:We actually have people hanging out.
Speaker 1:Yeah we do, we got a studio full, hi, and the cool part is we like to share booze, yeah, and, as you can see, it's pretty much a sausage fest in there, so we should do a ladies night in here or something. It's a lot of dudes in there. Anyway, all right, we're going to get started Now, before we get into the fun news stories, something we kind of introduced last week was called Campfire Discussion. Yeah, yes, and I want to bring it up. I've got one, and then Puddin's got a couple at least, and the first one actually ties back to the bottle shop. They've been open for 55 years here in Richmond, right? Yeah, I love small mom and pop locations that continue to make it. Yeah, they've been here forever.
Speaker 2:Right, those are great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it was just like Kevin was telling us a great story, like there was a homeless guy who used to pass out behind there, pee his pants. Like you wouldn't have that. If that place wasn't there all the time, you know he'd have to be doing that behind some other location. But no, that's probably not the information Mike wants me sharing with you. But the reason I bring it up was it's collections and specifically the Bottle Shop. On June 7th here locally and they've been doing this for a while now they have a bourbon drop. Yes, and it's a Saturday. It's 8 in the morning and, from what I understand, you need to be there early, like 6.
Speaker 3:Some people will be camping out the day before. Oh yeah, They'll have chairs set up and everything.
Speaker 1:And the reason I bring it up specifically is the bourbons that are available. Now there is lots of different bourbon distillers in Kentucky and one of the most notable, I think, is it would be Buffalo Trace.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:For makers. Well, and I was thinking specifically with Buffalo, because they have the Pappy's comes out of there, yeah, and Blanton's comes out of there. And what was interesting during COVID is people started collecting random shit, oh yeah, like baseball cards and guitars.
Speaker 3:Football cards.
Speaker 1:Bourbon. Yeah Well yeah, bourbon became popular. Yeah, it did. Bourbon became popular. Yeah, dude. And so if you go and look online on facebook, some of the bourbons that they're going to be dropping, that day sell online in the four figures. Yeah, not cheap. No, thousands of dollars. Yeah, 20 year old pappy van winkle oh, that goes crazy 13 year old, so all that stuff and so what's the msrp? Well, I don't know what they're selling it for, but it's rare. It's substantially less than what is going market rate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what you could get for it.
Speaker 1:But you know, hey, I don't know. I just think it's wild that people will pay thousands of dollars for a bottle of bourbon. And I was thinking it was a dumb idea, right. And then I got to realizing today it's the smartest thing ever, right, right, I collect shit. I collect baseball cards. What do you guys collect? Do you collect anything? Kids? You got a lot of them. I do got a lot of them. It's all right.
Speaker 2:You're good at it, I know. That's why I'm always on bottom.
Speaker 1:Does that mean your wife collects sperm? Maybe Anyway.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm going to be a little girly.
Speaker 3:I mean, I used to collect purses. Now I've gotten way better. I've donated and sold and got rid of a bunch of them.
Speaker 2:I guess Funko. We used to collect a lot of Funko Pops. We collect football cards.
Speaker 3:I'm a Chicago Bears fan. Bless my heart.
Speaker 2:Anything related to the Big Lebowski I collect.
Speaker 1:I've got a ton of that stuff and so you can invest lots of dollars into this. Oh yeah, and I was thinking about with this bourbon, I'm like you could spend like people spend thousands of dollars.
Speaker 4:Puddin' collects lockets of hair. Lockets of hair.
Speaker 2:Oh, you hush. You don't tell anybody my secrets.
Speaker 1:That makes you sound like a serial killer. What is that?
Speaker 2:Well, you smell different when you're awake.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Jeremy's, like in the French and Indian War.
Speaker 2:it was very popular to collect lockets of hair from your victims. No, bourbon makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1:Well, I was thinking like baseball cards just a piece of cardboard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but the bourbon you want to actually enjoy, don't you? That's the point.
Speaker 1:Like if the bottom ever drops out of the bourbon market, you're like fuck it.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to drink this bottle.
Speaker 3:I know a lot of people that do no we have a bottle and JP's not here, so he can probably correct me later, but I feel like it's a Russell Reserve. He's like I mean, he's like I bought this just there and now it's worth like five times as much, and he's like now I feel like I can only open it for a special occasion. I'm like, well, your 40th is coming up, so that's a plus.
Speaker 1:You know what's a special occasion for me A shitty day, a shitty day.
Speaker 2:A shitty day. I can't think of a better reason to drink at night.
Speaker 3:A shitty day. You will drink anything. That's my point, yeah well, you don't want to drink the good stuff on a shitty day.
Speaker 1:Maybe that's the day you need the good stuff.
Speaker 3:Because then it's going to make your shitty day better.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm telling you, can you imagine dying, make it taste better and having like the most amazing collection of bourbons and liquors?
Speaker 3:That you had never tried, never tried, that you never even tasted, just sitting on your shelf.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's like buying your wife new boobies and then she wears a bra the whole time. That's no fun. Boo, all right.
Speaker 4:How you gonna buy a sports car and never drive it Right, there you go Right.
Speaker 2:That's why I like you got motorboat, that shit that's right.
Speaker 1:That's why I like bourbon collections. All right, all right. So, anyway, if you're looking to build on your bourbon collection, you've got a great opportunity. If you go down there, you may have Jeremy sign it. You won't want my signature, but I will be there for sure. But I'm going to drink this shit probably on June 7th.
Speaker 2:So I'm not going to. That's getting drunk that night.
Speaker 3:So we're going to try it together is what you're saying. That's right why?
Speaker 1:the hell would I buy good shit just to leave it for my kids? I will say, as a guy that watched Pawn Stars, I love Pawn Stars, right.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And I would always watch these people that would come in and like this has been in my family for five generations and they're like we'll give you 80 bucks Sold Done. Why do they keep passing this down?
Speaker 2:Well, my favorite was the.
Speaker 3:Antique Roadshow where they would be like, hey, somebody, just I was going to sell this at a garage sale and somebody's like maybe you ought to check this out, and they're like, oh, that is worth 1.5 million because Christopher Columbus peed on it. I don't know.
Speaker 1:The.
Speaker 3:French and Indian War artifact the French and. Indian War artifact.
Speaker 1:True story you never know Christopher Columbus loved a golden shower.
Speaker 3:He did. No, I'm just kidding. They called him the OG Keith Sweat.
Speaker 1:Anyway, all right, before we jump into it, this is going on. This is what happens when the guests show up with moonshine. Yes, two flavors.
Speaker 3:And firewood.
Speaker 2:Two flavors.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've had four shots of leaker Leaker, leaker, leaker.
Speaker 2:See, it's already started. We've got to get this going quick.
Speaker 1:We haven't even made it through the intros.
Speaker 3:Lakers Quaker.
Speaker 1:Oh man, let's go. All right, here we go, let's go, anyway, all right. So let's jump into our campfire discussions here, but you've got at least one I'll give you.
Speaker 2:We'll go with one right now. Celebrity crushes what is your celebrity crush now, or like when you were younger? I know mine. I can tell you right now yeah, go for it. Paula Abdul, really, oh, absolutely. I had the posters all over my wall, really.
Speaker 3:I wanted to be a fly girl because of Paula Abdul.
Speaker 2:But I mean, it wasn't a crush it was a oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 3:No, it was a crush. I want to do that. I like that.
Speaker 2:You.
Speaker 3:I want to do that.
Speaker 1:I like that you had posters of Paula on your wall. Yeah, you know what's wild. Like I grew up, my dad was like old school, right he's like you ain't putting no thumbtacks in this wall.
Speaker 3:No, he'd have been fine with that the reason.
Speaker 1:like in my garage as a kid.
Speaker 2:Oh, you had the nudie calendar.
Speaker 1:Everywhere. No, I'm talking like he'd take his centerfolds out of all the playbooks and staple them around. That's the shit I grew up with.
Speaker 3:Did you ever walk into the garage and slip and almost fall?
Speaker 1:Ew Gross no.
Speaker 2:There she is. Look at that Right there. Look at her.
Speaker 1:Oh man, everybody's having a good time, until Kim brings up my dad skeeting on the floor.
Speaker 3:He had nudie shit all over the garage. What else did he have? Was he just in there just staring at it?
Speaker 4:Hey Puddin you know what mine was? The girl from Full House, Jessie's wife. Oh yeah, she was on the movie Rad. Who can remember the?
Speaker 3:movie Rad I don't but, I do remember seeing her court, a court hearing because she bought her kids way into school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I bet you she'll stink your ass. She will. She learned some shit in jail, I promise you that.
Speaker 4:I just want to see her jump a bike over the hill right now, you know like the BMX, and you know you got to.
Speaker 1:I was a Rene Russo fan. Oh nice, from Tin Cup, yep, yep, yep. You know out there waggling. I'd have had her waggle. Yeah, you would have. That was showing us wasn't it Got her.
Speaker 3:She wouldn't have been showing what you got Kim, so I actually. Just this week he and his son both showed up as they were like after they got done working out Rob Lowe still to this day hot as hell, hot as hell.
Speaker 1:AJ likes him.
Speaker 3:I love me some Rob.
Speaker 1:Lowe. You know, when he was younger he liked little girls. Well he was younger then I was a young girl then. That would have been perfect. He was Drake before Drake.
Speaker 3:No, but I did not know that about him.
Speaker 1:Who is the? Lady that is on the other guys. That was married to Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2:Oh, eva Menendez, yes, eva, eva Menendez, eva Menendez, oh, eva, eva Menendez, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:And she's married to the guy that was in the Notebook.
Speaker 1:Ryan Gosling. Yes, thank you I got to be honest with you. I have a kind of a crush on him too, do you? Oh, and I love boobies. I'm like, I'm not a guy that you know but I'm Ryan. Gosling and Ava Mendes same time.
Speaker 3:So I'm going to make this just a hair, my dream team. I'm going to make this just a hair awkward for you. Uh-oh, when I see Ryan Gosling, I instantly think of my first husband.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's gross. I'm out, I'm going to ruin it.
Speaker 2:No, I seriously think that they look a lot alike and I'm like yeah, well, thumbs down.
Speaker 1:Why do you go and ruin things?
Speaker 3:Because that's what I'm good for. I'm a woman.
Speaker 1:So true, at least it didn't cost me half my time. There you go.
Speaker 3:Okay, so real quick, before we end this topic, who was the guest model that all of the guys thought was so hot? And they had all of the guest model posters up? Do you remember who it was? Cindy Crawford? No, it wasn't Cindy Crawford, it was somebody else, and I can't remember who it was. Was it the girl that married the old?
Speaker 1:dude that died.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Oh good, call Nicole Simpson Nicole or Nicole Anna Nicole, anna Nicole.
Speaker 3:I don't know, she was a guest girl, it was like 80s. I think it was 90s, but yes, girl.
Speaker 2:You got me on that one. I don't know, anna Nicole Smith Wasn't Anna yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay, yeah, she dated the old dude, yeah, well she married for love.
Speaker 1:She did, of course she did.
Speaker 4:That's what she said she loved him.
Speaker 3:She loved.
Speaker 4:She really did.
Speaker 2:She loved all of the extra. Yeah, that extra padded wallet.
Speaker 3:What about J-Lo?
Speaker 4:Anybody like J-Lo?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:I love it.
Speaker 1:Jeremy's just out naming it. He's like hey, hey, how about? How about J-Lo? You like J-Lo, she's hot there you go.
Speaker 3:Anybody in there? What do you guys got? And while we're on, it, uncle, jesse Uncle. Jesse off of Full.
Speaker 2:House.
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought you meant off.
Speaker 3:Duke's voice.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, no, I'm like where's he going with his Uncle Jesse?
Speaker 1:Uncle Jesse, I figured you more for a cooter fan. No, that's me, I'm a cooter fan. Oh man. Well, better than Boss Hogg, I suppose. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3:I mean, he did have some nice horns on that.
Speaker 1:Alright, you got one more.
Speaker 2:You want me to get another one going, let's do one Uncle. Jesse Uncle.
Speaker 3:Jesse.
Speaker 2:What's another one? That's great. What one body part would you not mind losing?
Speaker 3:Other than my tummy.
Speaker 2:Right, I was going to say my, my gut, I wouldn't mind losing that my tummy would be fine, I guess, if you had to lose something probably like a pinky toe. I would like to. What do you need a pinky toe? I'd like to lose an ear. Just have a cool story behind it. Yeah, I can wear sunglasses that would suck.
Speaker 3:You know how many times that's what I was gonna say. I can't live without sunglasses. That would suck, I know.
Speaker 1:That's why you can't lose your big toe because you couldn't wear flip flops.
Speaker 2:I love flip flops. I never thought about that.
Speaker 1:Jesus, you can't look cool in flip flops that have Velcro.
Speaker 2:Can you get one of them? Fake toes.
Speaker 1:Just staple it on the hand.
Speaker 2:You'd have to worry about Jeremy's woodpecker going at your toe, big two foot woodpecker coming after me.
Speaker 4:You'd have the hand about Jeremy's woodpecker going at your toe, big two-foot woodpecker coming after me. You'd have the hand, like in Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 2:Chubs, chubs.
Speaker 4:I don't know Stubs.
Speaker 1:I like having both my arms. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Legs? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well, you didn't say the weightage, that's not a word, probably Poundage Poundage If it's just like, say the, the weightage. So, like I could I don't know, that's not a word probably poundage poundage, like. If it's just like a thing, I'd like fingers are noticeable, right? Yeah, I feel like I could lose a toe or two and I could discreetly keep that from people, but I can promise you verbally I have given up my left nut, probably a thousand times.
Speaker 1:I can't tell you left nut up I can't tell you, as a dude, how many times I'd be like I'd give my left nut for that, absolutely.
Speaker 3:I've probably given away my left hip for something.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, but yeah, it would look awkward though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just took a couple ping pong balls in there.
Speaker 1:I'm good yeah noodles Noodles, that's what they're called. Yeah, yeah, dave Matthews. I saw him in concert one time and he specifically talked about out in Beverly Hills. They were at the time neutering dogs and to make the dogs feel better about themselves, they would give them fake nuts and they were called noodles. That's hilarious, and this is what I'm hearing. I'm like can I hear ants marching?
Speaker 2:Come on, play 41. Play 41.
Speaker 4:They did that in the French and Indian War too.
Speaker 2:Oh, the noodles. That was just rocks back then. There's a couple of petals.
Speaker 3:They were probably wooden bowls.
Speaker 1:Wooden nuts. All right, are you guys ready to jump into some?
Speaker 4:stories. What stories we got tonight, baby, all right.
Speaker 1:Here's the first one. I found this one interesting. We were talking about earlier, uh, collecting bourbon and the idea of collecting things baseball cards, whatever you're into. Uh, this week there was an auction on president abraham lincoln's personal memorabilia okay, so things that you could buy. And, uh, the most notable item, and uh, his chair. No, this was uh his chair where he got shot oh no, you know he went his chair. I'm a history nut. You know where his bodyguard was at when he got shot bathroom. He was at a bar.
Speaker 2:He was at a bar drinking yeah well, that's what they say about jfk. Yeah, all the top, uh, secret service guys the night before went to a strip club and we're all hammered. He was in a bar drinking yeah Well, that's what they say about JFK. Yeah, all the top Secret Service guys the night before went to a strip club and were all hammered. So they put the young guy gardening and that's apparently what happened.
Speaker 1:Yeah, part of it. You know what it was. Those old guys are like let's go get fucked up, so we're not getting shot in the morning With the new guy up there, case those four guys with the guns, we're going to be hung over.
Speaker 3:They don't want us. What else you got Well here's?
Speaker 1:what was interesting, they sold a pair of the bloodstained gloves that he wore that night to the Ford's Theater More gloves, he had them in his pocket, okay. And they sold for $ point five. Two million dollars, wow.
Speaker 2:But they're gloves that have his blood on it. Ok.
Speaker 1:What Right? There they are. Now my night screwed up drinking mine, thought to myself you know, Can you picture?
Speaker 2:So stupid up drinking, mine thought to myself, you know, can you picture?
Speaker 1:Can you picture a Jurassic Park? With a bunch of Abe Lincolns running around in like 200 years, like it's not like T-Rex's, it's like famous people from now. How tall was he?
Speaker 2:Like 6'6" he was like 6'4".
Speaker 1:He was 200.
Speaker 2:Noah's a wrestler. Yeah, I was gonna say a bunch of 6'4 wrestling Abraham Lincolns around here. I'd get me a traveling squad of wrestling Abraham Lincolns.
Speaker 1:I think it's kind of cool. I would think a museum like here in Richmond, indiana. If you bought a pair of those gloves and you put them on display, I think people would come to see that. That'd be cool Right next to like a cup from Jonestown oh.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, that's hilarious, why?
Speaker 1:isn't that a collection item?
Speaker 2:They're out there. Are there really? I think so. I think I've seen some shit that's wild.
Speaker 1:Why don't they have pop culture shit? People would go to a pop culture museum.
Speaker 3:I think pop culture museums would probably be more interesting.
Speaker 1:I'm asking everybody in there Would you be interested to see a cup that was actually used at Jonestown? Nobody.
Speaker 3:Nobody, they're not paying attention.
Speaker 1:You're fucked in the head bro.
Speaker 3:They're in there looking at the 90s poster women.
Speaker 4:We were just talking about OJ's gloves. If OJ's gloves were here in Richmond, I'd go see that.
Speaker 3:What is?
Speaker 4:Bronco's in Gatlinburg.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's under a museum.
Speaker 1:That seems like a thing that would be in Gatlinburg.
Speaker 4:They said where's his knife? Oh my God.
Speaker 2:When I was in Vegas, I went to that.
Speaker 4:Hey, if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Speaker 1:That's right. Here we go. That's right. Well, that's it. So here we go. That's a fire question that comes out of this. So they sold other stuff here at the Abe Lincoln thing. But what is something from a celebrity like in the movie Ted? Oh God, when Mark Wahlberg goes to the party and the guy has the one testicle from the bike rider? Help me out, lance Armstrong.
Speaker 2:Oh God, Lance Armstrong's god.
Speaker 4:Lance Armstrong is that cool, or one of those Tom Brady sperm yes.
Speaker 2:I remember that one god, get out of here.
Speaker 1:I still think it'd be funny to see a bunch of Jurassic Park apes running around anyway, it's a hell of a circus alright, alright, here's your next one. Poor family lost a dear uncle and they went to view him.
Speaker 3:Like an uncle deer.
Speaker 1:No, like a deer uncle, A deer uncle. A California family is suing a funeral home after it put the wrong man in the casket, dressed him in their loved one's clothes and workers even attempted to say the family was mistaken.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh. No, I'm pretty sure that's him.
Speaker 1:He's got makeup on. No, no, he's like that's a white dude. My uncle was Asian. How do you?
Speaker 2:No, I'm pretty sure that's God damn.
Speaker 3:I have gone to the wrong funeral calling before, by the way.
Speaker 1:Oh no, you crashed a funeral calling.
Speaker 3:On accident. It was like one of those where it was like you go that way and it's that one, and you go that one and it's the other one.
Speaker 1:What was the thing you were supposed to be going to?
Speaker 3:So it was Davina's mom and I had never met her anyway, and I like go in there and I'm just like oh, so it was another funeral, yeah it was another funeral calling it and there was a funeral calling this direction in the same building and I went to the wrong direction and it ended up being my neighbor's mom. Oh no, I went up there and I was like well, that's not right.
Speaker 4:I don't think that's Davina's mom.
Speaker 3:I'm 100% sure that's not Davina's mom.
Speaker 1:And that was the day Kim's neighbor was like she cares more than I thought. No, she does care.
Speaker 3:And I was like, hey, I just wanted to show my respect and I got out of there and I went into the other way and I'm trying not to laugh but I'm like and they're like, what is wrong with you? And I was like I just went to the wrong funeral. I went to the wrong funeral. I went to the wrong funeral calling.
Speaker 2:I'll leave it to you. That's the best.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but yeah, so the wrong guy got put in the wrong clothes.
Speaker 1:This lady, her name is Amintha. Amintha, how do you pronounce that name? Amintha? Amanda, I'm kidding. No, I can get that. Amitha, amitha, I'm kidding. No, I can get that. Ametha, ametha.
Speaker 2:I don't know Ametha, I can't see that far. Ametha Hunt.
Speaker 1:Husband's name's Mike.
Speaker 3:Ametha, ametha, ametha.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a name you don't hear much. Ametha Got it. She arrived at the Harrison Ross mortuary in Compton to prepare her uncle, 80-year-old Otis Atkinson for burial when she noticed another man was inside the casket. She said it shouldn't have happened. I didn't make arrangements there to see the wrong body. Wow.
Speaker 3:They had to be like, excuse me, coming through, roll the other guy out.
Speaker 2:Roll the other one back in. Yeah, that ain't something.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, we're just brapping. He misses a. Oh shit, we cremated that one.
Speaker 4:Oh no, it's gotta be worth 50% off right. Here's the messed up part.
Speaker 1:They cremated the wrong one maybe she goes that's not my uncle, my uncle wouldn't have gotten that dark. I showed a picture and she said yeah, you're right, Give us one minute.
Speaker 2:It's not like they messed up your order at McDonald's.
Speaker 1:It's like putting mustard on your double cheeseburger when you didn't have mustard?
Speaker 2:Let me go remake this for you, oh shit, hold on.
Speaker 1:Good thing, we Velcro these clothes on these people. Wow, did they really? I don't know. Do you think they actually dress? I don't bet they dress them all the way.
Speaker 3:I. They dress them all the way. I bet it gets cut in the back.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you one thing If you bury me in a bra, we're going to fight. Yeah, I want to be comfortable. I sleep, nakey, I will haunt you. Oh man, well, that's Josh's deal.
Speaker 4:He's like I don't want to be the person at your funeral.
Speaker 1:That's checking to see if you got a bra on or not. It's going to look real creepy. You know what?
Speaker 2:I'm not going to, I'll do it we're not doing like she wanted this. She wanted it hey this is what she asked for.
Speaker 3:I'm putting this out into existence. I'm going to be cremated. Why are you pulling?
Speaker 2:her up.
Speaker 3:Dude, I don't want anybody looking over me when I'm gone, and I especially don't want people coming to visit when they went while I was alive.
Speaker 1:I always think it would be interesting to have a funeral director on the show. I want to have Kevin Shook. If you could help make that happen. I have a million questions and one of which I want to ask and I mean this sincerely. I can do it for you, Dalton, let's make that happen. I know someone. All right, Because here's the questions I want to ask. These are people this is a small community of here in Richmond. It's like 25, 28,000, 30 surrounding areas. We might be four. Everybody knows everybody. Yeah, For the most part, right. So when they're preparing these people, these are people that they've lived amongst, potentially for decades. Yeah, and I want to know, seriously, have you ever been like God that guy? He was stout, he was stout.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like, you've got to be impressed, there's got to be in time.
Speaker 2:That's a campfire topic right there.
Speaker 1:Right Like I had no idea. No wonder he was married for so long.
Speaker 2:My gosh. He had a smile all the time.
Speaker 1:I thought he was a dick but now I'm a bitch, it was just because you are what you are. I want to know these stories Another way. Like it's funny, like the things you remember as a kid, my grandfather. I lost every grandparent by the time I was 19. And my first grandfather passed when I was 15, and he had bad knees and his knees wouldn't go flat. And I remember my mom asking the people at the funeral home they're like how do you get him into the coffin? And they're like we'll take care of it.
Speaker 4:I said they're going to fuck his knees up.
Speaker 1:I said they're going to break them and I'm 15 and I've got to explain that to my mom. I'm like he may not even have legs when he gets into that thing. I'm serious like that's the whole wild part. And then like I hear of people like they want to be married, like buried in, like um above the ground and they don't want to be cremated yeah because the thought is is like you know what happens if?
Speaker 1:we are supposed to come back yeah, but it's like, why do we want all these people back? There's already overcrowding. I don't need all these people. Like, let's be straight up, some of these people you don't want to come back.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Zombies Can't wait for you to come back. Yeah, well, you know where they're going. Ponder said there's mummy here and people don't come. That's true. They have. That's true, Actually.
Speaker 2:There's two mummies in. Richmond. In Richmond and more than any other city in the US.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, per capita, we have more mummies than anywhere.
Speaker 2:Yeah Than anywhere in the US.
Speaker 1:I don't. Yeah, we have that.
Speaker 4:Unless daddy's, do you? Restoration was on that, on the mummy.
Speaker 1:Yes, I don't.
Speaker 4:You don't remember when that was a big deal and how much money it cost to restore that mummy, whatever they do.
Speaker 3:To re-mummify it, it was a big deal.
Speaker 1:Well, how much was?
Speaker 4:it. I don't know French Indian War man, it was in the news.
Speaker 2:Well, don't bring it up if you don't know.
Speaker 4:It was in the news. Don't bring Let me Google it for you.
Speaker 1:French Indian War Let me Google it for you, it's not French Indian War, and I don't understand why we never made it big.
Speaker 4:You weren't shooting fireworks.
Speaker 2:Just from your pants.
Speaker 1:It was a lot of money. That's all you need to know. Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2:I'll.
Speaker 4:Google it for you guys. I don't want you thinking what else you?
Speaker 2:got All right.
Speaker 4:This happened. I don't want you thinking what else you got. All right, this happened. I really just wanted to talk about the woodpecker.
Speaker 2:We don't know any of these stories. He didn't say none. We will get to your woodpecker brother.
Speaker 1:I want to first talk about the Wienermobiles.
Speaker 3:Oh, the race. I gave you this info. I watched it.
Speaker 1:Indianapolis 500 was held this past weekend 350,000 people showed up.
Speaker 2:They said it was closer to 400,000.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, it was sold out. Yeah, that's a lot of people, that's a lot.
Speaker 2:They said 1 in 1,000 people were in Indy in the US. Really One out of 1,000 people were in Indy. Yeah, 400 million.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Now this looks like every bar I've been into in India. It's just a bunch of wieners trying to get to the front. Pick me wieners. Oh, this is every fraternity party I ever went to at Ball State. Jesus, Just a bunch of dicks trying to get to the front Right. I love the fact that we have 400,000 people that show up at this race. That's the best. The debauchery that goes on at this track.
Speaker 2:And I had a grandfather that grew up there and never went to one race. Really, really yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, my family had season passes.
Speaker 1:You got three guys out here talking about wieners that are driving down this track.
Speaker 3:The ironic part is we have Uranus here in Richmond the fudge yes, and there was one that came into the parking lot yeah, there was a wiener in the fudge factory parking lot.
Speaker 2:There was one wiener in Uranus.
Speaker 1:Oh man, Could you imagine thinking I was a driver that could have died multiple times on the track, and now I'm talking about wieners that are driving down the front stretch.
Speaker 3:I relish in that fact.
Speaker 4:Hey, dalton, fun fact, Fun fact. Are you ready? Yeah, buddy, we're at the original Uranus, me and my brother.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, anderson right.
Speaker 4:No, no, it's in Missouri.
Speaker 2:Missouri oh okay, that's right no, no, it's um in missouri, missouri. That's the original.
Speaker 4:He's actually called uranus yeah, I thought it was others wearing one of our shirts that says my balls explode. Funny story is they thought they they were having a good time trying to make us laugh. You know talking about uranus when you go in the door oh yeah they thought they were funny. Well, I didn't think it was too funny, I was just walking around. Haha's funny. We get up to the register and the girl reads a shirt and she goes. My balls explode.
Speaker 2:In your anus.
Speaker 4:In your anus. And she got so offended I'm dying. She got so offended she went back and would not serve. He bought some fudge and someone else had to come up and cash him out Because he wore that shirt. No, because he said that to her. I said you can dish it out, but you can't take it. No, kidding, that's funny, that's great.
Speaker 2:You know what If he?
Speaker 1:was attractive, she wouldn't have had a problem.
Speaker 2:Are you saying he's not attractive If it wasn't Rob Lowe? If it was Rob Lowe?
Speaker 3:What a wiener move.
Speaker 1:If Rob Lowe had that t-shirt on, he would have gotten his fudge for free.
Speaker 3:What a wiener move man, that's a dick move.
Speaker 1:This is why I love having Kevin Shook Produce this for us now he would have been eating fudge for days.
Speaker 2:Out of your anus, oh my god man face. Oh Out of your anus.
Speaker 1:Oh, out of your anus. Oh my God man. This is a random subject. This is something I do not understand about this generation. What's that?
Speaker 2:Eating ass.
Speaker 1:People brag about eating ass. Why would you put a sticker of that on the back of your car?
Speaker 3:You just told everybody I love your ass and eating ass.
Speaker 1:You just told everybody on the road that I will not drink after you. It's horrible Drink after me. Hey, look at these. These are the people that get inside the wieners, like this guy right here. He's, like, he's the wiener jockey.
Speaker 3:He's a little fella, can you?
Speaker 1:imagine like your whole thing at the wiener whistle blowing into the wiener Get these guys racing. Oh my God, jeez, oscar Mayer wiener I wonder how hot it is in that oh they got.
Speaker 2:AC in that thing. They got AC in the wiener, ac in my wiener yeah.
Speaker 1:It's a good-sized wiener.
Speaker 3:You got to. Oh, that's the Chicago dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah or the.
Speaker 1:Chicago dog, can you camp in that wiener? Oh man, all right, we're moving on from that. Moving on okay Enough of the wiener stories.
Speaker 3:I bet it's a little difficult in the morning.
Speaker 2:It's pretty stiff, in the morning A little hard.
Speaker 1:Well, it depends on how much they've been drinking.
Speaker 2:All right, anywho.
Speaker 3:There were wiener races at the Indy 500. Yeah, all right. Well, here's a story.
Speaker 1:This California man. He tried. You know we have talked about some of the greatest police chases ever on this show, like some crazy ones. There was a guy in a canoe one time. Yeah, yeah, right. There was a guy in a front loader going down the. I mean just crazy shit.
Speaker 3:We had a street sweeper in this town, yeah absolutely Well, here's one from Northern California.
Speaker 1:A man tried to evade FBI agents in an underwater scooter. Okay yeah, he pleaded guilty to a $35 million Ponzi scheme. Now, yeah, my first thought is is like who the fuck has just a random underwater scooter?
Speaker 2:Okay, a guy that has $35 million, a guy who has $35 million. Yeah, he had 27 counts of wire fraud, money laundering Wow.
Speaker 1:But apparently when they came to get him, he had 27 counts of wire fraud, money laundering. Wow but apparently, when they came to get him, he jumped into the lake why is that? And he went down in his underwater scooter.
Speaker 2:Why do I think of fucking Skibby Doo when I see this Come back here?
Speaker 1:And they never come out wet. As soon as they surface and get them on the boat, they're just stone dry.
Speaker 3:They just shake off and go on.
Speaker 2:Jinkies, guys, jinkies.
Speaker 1:Sewing scoob. It's cold in the water. He only paid back $8.8 million of the $35 million.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because that old shit's hidden until he gets out.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, he goes to the prison where they play pickleball and shit. Oh yeah, the fun one.
Speaker 2:You know what I?
Speaker 1:mean.
Speaker 3:The rest of that money is in a money market. Don't worry, trump will get him out.
Speaker 4:Trump will get him out, just like Chris Chris Lee's. You know what the hell.
Speaker 1:Now you're a supporter and I'm. We're not doing politics. We're not doing politics.
Speaker 4:Two things we don't do here is politics and religion. You know tax evasion, they'll get him out.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is up with the Grizzlies? I don't know. I'm with you, bro. I'm with you.
Speaker 4:I just thought it was funny because you said you only paid back $8 million. He goes to prison and the Grizzlies get out, or whatever their name is. Yeah.
Speaker 1:See, I got. I gotta tell you, and I'm gonna lose a lot of people on this right now and I almost hate to say this, but I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 3:Is this the time that I go take a potty break? Yeah, go, pete. Talking political.
Speaker 2:No, it's not political.
Speaker 1:It's about Pete Rose and I'm gonna bring it up. Oh yeah, french Indian War, french Indian War, pete Rose. He basically was told that he can be put into the Hall of Fame. He personally wasn't told because he's dead. Yeah, but apparently the president spoke with the baseball commissioner and helped put that together. Now I'm a huge, huge Cincinnati Reds fan.
Speaker 4:Yes you are. Love the Cincinnati Reds.
Speaker 1:And one of my issues with Pete Rose. The guy played the game as hard as anybody that ever played the game. Now, I was fortunate enough to cover a couple baseball games in my past and specifically when you walk in, there's one sign that hangs above the door before you get into the clubhouse and it says basically, don't gamble on baseball. It's the only sign there. He gambled on his team to win.
Speaker 1:It doesn't say anything about cheating on your wife, right, or doing coke or any of those things. Right now he did that stuff. He bet on baseball. He doesn't specifically bet on the reds. I'll leave that alone. I'll let that go. Here's the problem I have with the guy and it's amazing to me how we look past this stuff from the past and I struggle with it. When he was in his 30s and married with two kids, he was dating a side piece, a 16 year old, and it was okay because at the time 16 year olds were. It was okay in ohio, yeah, but she wasn't actually 16, she was 14. Now he told him they were 16 and now he's in his 30s, right, yeah. And that's the part where I just can't get past it. Like I don't care how good you were at hitting a baseball well, now what if she's in her 30s and he's?
Speaker 1:it's 50? Yeah, well then you get to see a hot picture of a teacher. Why is it always hot teachers?
Speaker 2:There were hot teachers when I was a kid.
Speaker 3:I will say this but nobody's talking anything about the old Patriots coach.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's at least 18.
Speaker 3:Barely, she was 14.
Speaker 1:Like Rat's, even young for Rob Lowe.
Speaker 2:That's funny.
Speaker 1:That's a good joke. Yeah, that's a good joke, don't forget about Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 2:Well, that's true, but like the other one that I'll bring up is Stephen Tyler.
Speaker 1:Stephen Tyler. Stephen Tyler in the 70s convinced a family to let him adopt a girl that he was dating because she was a minor and took her on tour with him.
Speaker 3:Didn't Okay. What was the piano player guy that did the same type of deal?
Speaker 2:Great Balls of Fire, jerry Lee Lewis. That was his cousin. That was his cousin.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 13-year-old cousin Even worse, I'm not going to debate with you on that but.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you this Pete Rose, hell of a hitter Elvis Hell of a hitter.
Speaker 2:What's our next story there? We?
Speaker 3:go there, we go.
Speaker 2:Next, next, all right.
Speaker 1:I saved the best two for last. I can't wait. Actually, you know what I'm going to jump into this one. No, I'm going to save that one for last. Okay, All right, Next year. This is interesting. A new company is you know we talked about this a few weeks ago that there was a competition in LA? I heard it went over like lead balloons, but it was sperm racing.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, I thought it went over pretty well. Well, they said it looked silly and everything, but anyway, it was dude sperm racing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, literally, guys would ejaculate and they would put their sperm into a machine, and then watch it, it's weird. You know, here it is america. Now here's something I actually think would be kind of interesting. Now here's something I actually think would be kind of interesting. Next year. It's set for May in 2026 in Las Vegas, a new company is hoping to infuse unprecedented levels of science, money and performance-enhancing drugs into Olympic-style sports. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 3:Are you going to lift weights with it?
Speaker 1:Everything. The first formal competition is in May of next year in Las Vegas. They announced plans just this week to host all kinds of events that are going to be there. Let me get to some of the events. They have swimming, signed a million-dollar check for beating a world record. If you can't beat a world record on drugs.
Speaker 2:Well, didn't SNL have a skit like this? Back in the day. Oh, it was my favorite Back in the 90s. Oh steroid Olympics and the guy rips his arms off Starts bleeding everywhere.
Speaker 1:That's one of the. They're going to have weightlifting in this. I bet they will.
Speaker 2:Shit's going to go flying. Everybody's going to be pissed off at each other. Weight's flying everywhere. I've seen it a million times. You've seen it A little roid rage going on.
Speaker 1:Oh man, there's not going to be a big testicle in sight.
Speaker 2:No, there ain't going to be big wieners over there in Uranus.
Speaker 1:Oh man Olympic trial or Olympic type events that promote drugs.
Speaker 4:It's just going to be a bunch of cops.
Speaker 2:Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1:Do you want to get pulled over, man? I had him take a show down a few weeks ago where he brought shit up. I was like man, we can't leave that out there.
Speaker 3:All right, who's doing a fireball with me? You?
Speaker 1:know what? I've got one more in me. This is thanks to the bottle shop.
Speaker 3:Thanks, bottle shop.
Speaker 1:This is a pause for the cause, thanks to Kevin, we're not the ones saying these things. Yeah, hey, he's the producer. What Kevin says is not necessarily supported nor denied by the. After 2 Pairs podcast. I like police, kevin. I don't know what your problem is. Remember that I drive a blue truck. It's not me, wasn't me? All right, let's dump into our last story. Let's get out of here. It's been a show.
Speaker 2:I love it. It's the best show ever, yeah.
Speaker 1:Now there's an expression that goes and I'm probably going to butcher this not like George Bush did with you can get a good look at it, fool me once, but you're never going to fool me again.
Speaker 2:You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass. But wait a minute, it's got to be your bull.
Speaker 1:A popular expression. I think it goes the best revenge is a life well lived. You hear that shit. That's dumb, right.
Speaker 3:It's so stupid. Best revenge is setting your shit on fire.
Speaker 1:That's said by a pussy.
Speaker 3:My favorite one is I just hope that I live long enough to watch Karma do its job.
Speaker 1:Well, this is our last story on the show tonight, and this is just this lady is a superhero, in my opinion.
Speaker 1:A female food vendor in Haiti who had lost family members to criminals gang took revenge by poisoning 40 gang members. 40 of them got sick. Yes, haiti has been at long at the mercy of violent street gangs and many families have suffered tragedies. Yeah, and this woman. She made international news after carrying out a massacre in the ranks of a local gang that had reportedly been responsible for the deaths of many of her family members. Yeah, a respected street vendor specializing in a special delicacy. The woman offered dozens of gang members the delicacy for free in appreciation for protecting her neighborhood.
Speaker 1:She was carrying out revenge against the people who had terrorized and killed her family members. The woman whose name has not been revealed because she's clearly in protection.
Speaker 3:Right witness protection.
Speaker 1:Yeah well I hope this lady gets her feet rubbed five times a day Best empanada maker ever. Yes, she had sold empanadas to these people. Minutes after feasting on the food, the 40 criminals started experiencing severe stomach aches and vomiting. They all died. They all died. That's the best. Even better, the country's media reported the deaths of the members of a vive ensemble. It's a Port-au-Prince gang, allegedly affiliated with former policemen, turned crime boss. Well, fuck, kevin, there you go buddy.
Speaker 1:The guy's name is known as Barbecue. Well, fuck, Kevin. There you go, buddy. The guy's name is known as Barbecue.
Speaker 2:Shut up.
Speaker 3:He got barbecued.
Speaker 1:It says, the woman left her home, which turned out to be a good idea, as her home was burned down shortly after the poisoning incident. The woman, who is said to have later turned herself in to the Haitian police, confessed to carrying out the poisoning. She claims to have acted alone, and I don't know.
Speaker 2:I hope she's being well taken care of, being well taken care of.
Speaker 3:The first thing that I thought of when I heard about this story was the movie Help the Help right.
Speaker 2:The Help. Yeah, oh yeah, where she makes that shit pie, she makes that shit pie.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, here you go, here you go.
Speaker 1:That's why I don't eat food like when people do pigeons. You never know. We had a lady at a job I used to work for.
Speaker 3:That she worked for. I heard about that after I.
Speaker 1:She no longer worked there. When I worked there, she made a dessert and then, after said dessert and this is all true she said that she mixed the batter With her dildo.
Speaker 2:Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3:That is hilarious. Was it a peach pie? Why is it? It's fishy.
Speaker 2:Why does this pie taste fishy? Is that chocolate covered fish?
Speaker 1:What is this?
Speaker 3:Oh, I found a hair. She must have a cat.
Speaker 2:She must have a cat.
Speaker 1:Looks like the cat had a hand in this one.
Speaker 2:Let me help you with my strong hand. Give me my strong hand, oh man, how'd you get?
Speaker 3:it so smooth.
Speaker 1:I don't know why we're not famous.
Speaker 2:I don't get it Like this is the important shit. Where are you going to find these news stories? Anywhere else? Nobody talks about this on the news, Nobody this. Where are you going to find these?
Speaker 1:news stories anywhere else.
Speaker 3:Nobody talks about this on the news. This is all true and it's probably on purpose. Every bit of it. There you go.
Speaker 1:All right. Well, I think that's enough for this week.
Speaker 3:We're right at our hour time limit. I said that's enough.
Speaker 1:Thank you, kevin. Yes, thank you all to Kevin Shook, again here at Global Media Enterprises, for putting this podcast on.
Speaker 3:And everybody that came here tonight. Yes, thank you, we love having visitors.
Speaker 1:I loved how Jeremy's dad jumped up the moment I mentioned Pete Rose. I thought he was going to punch me.
Speaker 2:He might. When you get out of here, I'd watch this, that's right.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love Johnny Bench, though we're going to need those cops.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they ain't coming here.
Speaker 4:No no no. He said what's that got to do about baseball?
Speaker 1:That's true, that's true, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2:It's not a hall of fame for personal conduct.
Speaker 4:I had to hold him back.
Speaker 1:I'm not playing, yeah no, I saw him stand up. He is mad. Yeah, I saw it, I've been there. I was like, I'm just telling you, man, I think the guy's a great hitter. He just fucking tore. You know, I wouldn't have him babysit my kids.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's fucking 14-year-olds.
Speaker 1:All right man. He's hanging out with Rob Lowe and R Kelly. I don't know what's going on Leave.
Speaker 2:Rob Lowe alone. I never heard about this.
Speaker 1:He's the original. I didn't know that Pete Rose had freak-offs, or did he oil Baseball would be more popular if there were people, have you guys been listening and watching some of the stuff about the?
Speaker 2:Diddy Ducks, he's cooked.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:It's not going to be good.
Speaker 3:No, but some of the stuff you're hearing, you're like what in the hell world do we live in? Because I can't imagine ever being somewhere and not being okay and not being like. Oh, I can't wait to go back next week.
Speaker 2:Ah, trump will let him off Next week. They're still going from the week before Like his parties went on for days. Oh my, gosh, fuck that.
Speaker 3:Just sign your NDA before you come here to be on our podcast.
Speaker 1:You know how I can tell the bottle shop, shit is working. You two just keep going.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:You love it too. You got any more of them? Fire questions.
Speaker 3:I can't, we're gonna start calling fireball questions. Thanks again to our buddy.
Speaker 1:Kevin Would you guys stop, I'm gonna separate you two. I've gotta get this shit over.
Speaker 3:Do it.
Speaker 1:Golly. It's like fucking wrangling cats in here You're standing by your head.
Speaker 3:He's touching me.
Speaker 1:Kevin kill their mics, he's on my space. Thanks again to our buddy, kevin Shook. Now I want to tell you what Kevin has done, and I'm a big fan of this and I saw this over the weekend Memorial Day just passed. We'll get there, but, yeah, bring him on in. Over the weekend was Memorial Day and I got to tell you maybe this is where I'll win Jeremy's dad back. I am a huge. Oh, there you go, buddy, you're a good man. Oh, you're even opening them.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 1:All right. Over the weekend was Memorial Day. I think one of the things that we need to do a better job of in this country is honoring our veterans, and, specifically, memorial Day is to honor those who gave the ultimate sacrifice.
Speaker 2:That have passed. That didn't get to come home.
Speaker 1:No, no, I mean it's. And I also want to make sure we honor their family members too, because it's one thing to allow your not allow, but your husband, your son, your father, I mean those people go away, or mother or granddaughter or whoever it's on both sides, and these people didn't come home and without them we wouldn't be able to celebrate the beauty of a country like this, and this is the thing I love country. And here we are, we're drinking beer and, uh, I don't have to regulate to the fcc, I can do whatever I want say whatever I want.
Speaker 2:Talk about what we want.
Speaker 1:It's the best place in the world to live right, but kevin shook, who was uh, he has taken this, this, uh, this dream here of being able to put these podcasts together and he's now been able to do these things mobily, yes, and I think it's a game changer for a small community like this. And I noticed on Monday that they did a Memorial Day celebration down at one of Richmond's best monuments in my opinion. Oh yeah, of all the shit we have in this community, we talk about all kinds of things. Our Veterans Memorial that's here in Richmond is really really good.
Speaker 4:It's so nice.
Speaker 1:It is nice, it's very good, very nice and they had an event down there. Kevin went live from it and that's what we can do, now or not. We Look at me. I'm excited that Kevin can do so much. Applause to Kevin for doing those kinds of things and again to everyone that showed up for those events. And Memorial Day is a big deal. You know love this country.
Speaker 3:Love this country. Love this country.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, kudos to Kevin Shook, kudos to his studio deal. If you want to do these kinds of things, if you want to do a live videos, or if you want to do a podcast, or if you want him to help you out with a drone footage, things like that reach out to him. Uh, he's the guy to do that with. Thanks to our Patreon sponsors, thanks to the bottle shop. And again a huge event on June 7th uh the bourbon drop that is going to happen there.
Speaker 1:Maybe we'll get in and shoot some video footage.
Speaker 2:Make sure everybody gets down there.
Speaker 3:If you want to get a collector and you need somebody to assist on tasting it for you you know the people to let us know.
Speaker 1:Is that next Saturday? Yeah, week from Saturday, week from this Saturday.
Speaker 2:If you're there, I'll go.
Speaker 1:I'm going, oh, I'm going. If you're there, I'll go. I'm going, oh.
Speaker 4:I'm going, If you want, you know Scrutty Prior Techniques to sign anything for you, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely, we can do some, as long as your balls blow up.
Speaker 4:Balls explode, not my face In your anus.
Speaker 2:Not my face, though I don't want your balls to explode in my face, though. If they, it's Uranus, see, oh, and this is where we lose it.
Speaker 1:This is where Diddy's going. Oh no, it's gonna be in his face and his.
Speaker 4:Uranus. We don't have any Diddy oil. Hey, who's?
Speaker 3:got the oil. We don't have any Diddy oil.
Speaker 4:This is what they say, this is why we don't have sponsors.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to talk about their bourbon drop and it goes into Anal penetration for Diddy. It goes downhill fast. Thanks again to the Bottle Shop team for helping us out tonight. Thank you to Crosstown Carryout. Thanks to the Scarped Pettys, the Jeremy Scretty family, for coming and hanging out.
Speaker 2:Yes, very much, thank you. It's been an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 1:You know, jeremy and I have been friends for a long, long time and Jeremy's always been there for me and I feel like you know he's a good dude and I love his family. And when we first started this thing, way back in the day, we put on an event. It was called the Pumpkin Bash. I still have a T-shirt of it.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 4:That's awesome. Hey, did you see the picture I sent you? When did you send it? I sent you the Pumpkin Bash shirt this week. Oh you did yes, I sent it to your phone. I remember that I remember that bash.
Speaker 2:Oh, so much fun.
Speaker 3:There were so many kids that showed up that day.
Speaker 4:Dalton, it's not done yet. We're not done until Snoop Dogg comes to town.
Speaker 2:I know right that was our dream bro. That is the dream.
Speaker 4:We're going to get him here, we're going to give him the wink out. I think we should.
Speaker 2:Yeah, special thanks to him.
Speaker 1:That root beer tastes a little strong. You want to?
Speaker 3:try that root beer, let me have a little sassafras. Try the apple.
Speaker 2:Special thanks to him, I say we either get Snoop White Lion.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Who the hell is White.
Speaker 2:Lion. You don't know who White Lion is. That's an 80s rock band man, yeah, dude, 80s rock.
Speaker 1:Is that the girl on the car? It's half the price.
Speaker 3:No, that was Warren Carrier or something.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no. You know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:What's that.
Speaker 4:White Snake, white Snake, white Snake. Yeah, white, it was in our list when we were looking at it and they were $25,000.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's overpaid. I don't even know who the fuck they are.
Speaker 4:Charlie's Daniels Band was $50,000.
Speaker 1:Well, shit, son, they got tons of good hits. I say right now to all your sponsors or whoever's listening.
Speaker 4:Let's bring a major bottle shot. Baby, let's do it.
Speaker 3:Let's do it.
Speaker 4:I still want Snoop Dogg, though.
Speaker 1:Oh, there you hey. We're getting ready to do a lot of renovations downtown. We'll put Snoop Dogg right here at the corner.
Speaker 2:Pumpkin Bash 2. Pumpkin Bash 2.
Speaker 1:I'm all for it. All right, Let me wrap this up. Let's get out of here Longest running show ever. You know I'm good with it. This is the most viewers we've had in a while because they're sitting right there.
Speaker 2:Right. Special thanks to Screddy Pyrotechnics. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I love Screddy Screddy. Like I said, they helped us out with the pumpkin bash long ago. But you know these guys are what it's all about. They started out as just, you know, some brothers that were out shooting fireworks with some buddies, and now they do like Richmond and they do all the surrounding areas.
Speaker 2:Everything.
Speaker 1:Yes, and here's the thing as much as the world evolves and there's drones and there's lasers, and nobody can beat a fucking firework.
Speaker 2:No, it goes up and it explodes and it's badass Sitting there and watching it up in the air. Especially what you like, dalton them sizzling bacon ones.
Speaker 1:Oh, the ones that sound like bacon, bacon sizzling.
Speaker 4:The best and the golden shower ones. Dalton, I don't know who was there, but the best podcast that you ever did was at Chuck's yeah.
Speaker 3:Do you remember this? Was that Chuck's? Yeah, do you remember this? It was like our third episode. You were there, I was there.
Speaker 4:I know it was Dalton. I don't know who else was there it was. But if anybody ever wants to go back in the archives, oh, and we had to fix it.
Speaker 3:That was the best. We had to fix chairs before we did it.
Speaker 4:Do you remember? Do Do you?
Speaker 1:remember when you talked about that I can still remember to this day, the whole podcast topic was guilty pleasures, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Guilty pleasures yes.
Speaker 1:And specifically, I have two guilty pleasures in my life, two things that I just fucking love.
Speaker 3:Clean sheet day Clean sheet day and fireworks.
Speaker 1:I fucking love fireworks.
Speaker 3:I love fireworks, so my goal in life. If I was ever rich, I thought that there was another one, and it was baths, bath bombs. That was a spa day.
Speaker 2:That was a different show.
Speaker 1:Fresh weed. Fresh weed's a good one. Actually, it's not fresh, it's sticky. I've been told. I've been told. I don't know, we don't know. I'll tell you what it was so my idea of a perfect way to end a day if I was rich, like if you were rich, like if I had Donald Trump money, this is how I would win in my day, every single day. I want sheets that have been stored in like cedar chest. I love the smell of a cedar chest, yeah, but I want them lightly warmed before it's made Before.
Speaker 3:I get in and see I like the smell of when your sheets have been hanging on the line.
Speaker 2:Oh, now I've seen a story today.
Speaker 3:Can.
Speaker 1:I finish. No, no, this is why it doesn't work anymore. Man, go ahead, go ahead, finish. No, this is why it doesn't work anymore. Man, go ahead, go ahead, finish. And then it's less anticlimactic now, but I want to be able to lay in my bed in these freshly made sheets and roll over and look out my window, and I want a five minute like finale every day.
Speaker 2:Every fucking day. You mean you gotta live next to Orlando, next to Disney or Kings.
Speaker 1:Island Don't forget.
Speaker 3:What about the bald?
Speaker 1:eagle.
Speaker 4:What was he doing? I forget the bald eagle and the double cheeseburger.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so the bald eagle was like I was thinking of, like the most American thing ever right, and the idea was like if you're laying in bed and you're in clean sheets and you're laying there, it's the most American thing ever, other than you need a pet bald eagle. That rests on your bedboard. And then you need a McDonald's cheeseburger, but you need to be able to dip it in gravy, because it's not American enough. Not American enough.
Speaker 3:And for dessert have some American pie. Apple pie Apple pie there you go there, it is right there or drink some apple pie moonshine.
Speaker 1:There you go.
Speaker 2:Anyway, anyway Story I seen today. If you know you're rich, this family spent $70,000 a year on fresh linens because after they slept in them they would get rid of them. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't hate on that.
Speaker 3:They obviously didn't have a California king bed. You know those are the hardest sheets to find. Anyway, thank you, I'd be willing to bet if you could afford.
Speaker 2:It's just this shows off the fucking rails man Get in here.
Speaker 1:This is exactly what Kevin Shook expected before we started.
Speaker 2:He's like this show's going crazy, so we leave one fireball.
Speaker 1:Hey, you want to talk about that.
Speaker 3:There it is, there. It is that last one. It's all, you bub.
Speaker 4:What are we talking about? It's coming, what's coming Fireworks.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, fireworks are all the time. I know we can do it Every day, yeah, every day.
Speaker 4:You know what? Let's do that. Hey, we need a podcast with fireworks.
Speaker 1:We should have fireworks. As a podcastethon man.
Speaker 3:Do you know where they had fireworks? French Indian War.
Speaker 4:They did, they really did, jesus, I'm done. They used muskets.
Speaker 2:I'm done with you guys and this French Indian War.
Speaker 4:They used muskets.
Speaker 2:That's going to be my next campfire topic. I'm thinking about the French Indian War.
Speaker 3:All right, anyway, thank you guys to our sponsors.
Speaker 1:Let's just chat about whatever the hell you guys want, I don't care. Hey, we gotta drink the fireball. Thank you to the sponsors.
Speaker 3:We need to go and watch some Pacers, so we're gonna get this wrapped up real quick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, good luck with that. Let me tell you about a recipe I found on the online. It's about apple pie. I made it. I'm just kidding, All right. Thanks again, Kevin Shook.
Speaker 4:Thanks again to our.
Speaker 1:Patreon sponsors. Thanks again to the Scratty family for hanging out with us, Greatly, greatly appreciated. Thanks again to the Bottle Shop. Make sure you check them out on June 7th for the bourbon drop. Lots of great bourbons going to be available and if you're a collector, this is a great opportunity for you to add to your collection. Make sure you reach out to Kevin Shook. We are just now getting into the summer. Maybe you've got a ball diamond, that you've got little kids that you know. Maybe you want to go live one time. Kevin can do all kinds of shit.
Speaker 4:I'm not allowed around the ball diamonds oh.
Speaker 2:Jesus, here we go. I'm done. You see my face.
Speaker 3:He's friends with Rob Lowe and it's a white van.
Speaker 2:Hey, kevin, when you're trying to raise business things to not make jokes about is being a pedophile If you quit putting free candy on the side of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it might get you a drink. This is what I love about this show. People just walk in, have drinks, make pedophile jokes. This is the greatest podcast ever.
Speaker 4:He's got tricycles in the basement. Here we go, tricycles in the basement.
Speaker 2:Here we go, tricycles in the basement.
Speaker 4:Let's get out of here.
Speaker 2:I love you guys, I love you, I love you All.
Speaker 1:Right, you know we say it at the end of every show we can't leave one firebob.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man you got it, buddy, it's all you, it's all me now.
Speaker 1:You know to do these live in bars. Now we know why we don't. No, I love them, and this is exactly what it was like. Fuck it. My mom would just, so we drunk it all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man Chimper off baby. That's why we need that shit pan back.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that's good stuff, all right.
Speaker 4:Serious part of the show.
Speaker 1:We say it at the end, and it is by far the most important thing that we utter tonight. In an hour and five minutes, this is the longest show we've done in a while. You know, life's tough.
Speaker 4:Yes, life is tough and you know we like to have a good time. It's an awesome game.
Speaker 2:Come on in. This is important shit. Life is tough.
Speaker 1:I love it. You know life's hard man and you know life. You think it's going okay and from one day to the next you never know how it's going to go and you know we all have to take care of each other. We're all in this together and if you ever get to a point in your life where you think you have an individual or a friend or a family member in your life that you just think they're struggling, maybe they're going through something, just reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, or just tell them you care about them and appreciate them, you'd be surprised how something so small might mean the absolute world to them.
Speaker 1:All right, love all of you, thank you and we will be back next time.
Speaker 4:The camera's over there the camera's over there.
Speaker 2:The camera's over there, take me home, take me on home.