#185 After 2 Beers: Haunted Objects & Green Dildos: When Reality Gets Weird

What makes ordinary objects terrifying? Why do so many people believe in ghosts when science offers rational explanations? This raw, unfiltered conversation dives deep into America's most notorious haunted doll, Annabelle, recently purchased by comedian Matt Rife for his friend's museum.

We unpack the psychology behind supernatural beliefs while sharing tequila and laughs. Our skeptic host stands alone against a panel of believers, creating the perfect tension for exploring what makes the unexplainable so compelling. Is it our innate need to find meaning in chaos, or something more profound about the human experience?

The conversation takes surprising turns as we discuss truly bizarre real-world events. Green dildos mysteriously appearing on WNBA courts. Parents abandoning their child at an airport to catch their flight. A fake doctor performing unauthorized ultrasounds on men's genitals. A 22-inch rat terrorizing England. These stories prove reality often outpaces fiction in its strangeness.

Throughout our meandering journey through the weird and unexplained, we return to what matters most—connection. Whether you're a devoted believer in the supernatural or a committed skeptic, this episode offers something invaluable: a moment to step away from life's hardships and share a laugh with friends who don't judge.

Life is challenging enough without taking ourselves too seriously. So grab a drink, check on your friends, and remember that sometimes the best response to an absurd world is simply to laugh at it together. Subscribe, share, and join us again in two weeks for another journey into the strange corners of our world.

Transcript

Show Introduction and Sponsors

Speaker 1 0:02

Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler.

Speaker 2 0:08

That's me.

Speaker 1 0:09

And Michael Summers.

Speaker 3 0:10

What's going?

Speaker 1 0:11

on yo. We are hanging out tonight at the Global Media Enterprises E-Studio, thanks to our good buddy, kevin Shook. Thank you, kevin, thank you. Kevin's doing lots of great things here in the community and it continues to push local podcasts, which I'm a big fan of. So thank you very, very much. Thank you to, uh, everyone that's tuning in, or if you're listening to us on our audio version, if you watch us live and, for some reason, you're just bored and you needed somebody to help hang out with you as you're driving down the road.

Speaker 1 0:41

Absolutely we're not people, yeah absolutely look up the audio versions. Those are available on iTunes, spotify, buzzsprout all the places that you listen to your After 2 Beers podcasts.

Speaker 2 0:54

YouTube right.

Speaker 1 0:55

YouTube as well. That's video.

Speaker 3 0:57

Get you through the day, make you laugh a little bit. We try, we try.

Speaker 1 1:01

Also thanks to our Patreon sponsors, patreoncom backslash after two beers. It's really the best way for you to help us out. Continue to keep us going. I don't come on here and talk about trying to sell mattresses or vitamins or anything like that.

Speaker 2 1:19

But we can no right.

Speaker 1 1:23

Well then, we're going to be boring, but we do have some people that help us. Our Patreon sponsors are the companies that help us out, the great organizations here locally that help us out with trivia, and also the bottle shop. Now, what's cool about the bottle shop is the bottle shop is basically a partner with us on providing alcohol.

Speaker 5 1:44

Yeah, we are after two beers, that's on providing alcohol.

Speaker 1 1:47

Yeah, we are after two beers. That's a great partner, yeah, and they sell it, so it works out hand in hand. So if you've got a product that you think well, I wouldn't mind those guys helping us out, just reach out.

Speaker 2 1:58

We'll be more than happy to If you need us to test taste all of your beverages. Yes, we can do that.

Speaker 1 2:03

Also joining us this evening in the studio. We do have the producer of the show, mr Kevin Shook, along with our good friend Jeremy Screddy Screddy Pirate.

Speaker 2 2:13

Technics.

Speaker 1 2:15

Right there, french and Indian. French and Indian. Jeremy hosted the show with us a few years ago. He's come back hung out with us. I'm back. I'll be back. I's come back hung out with us. I'm back. I'll be back. I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 2:28

I like to call him the shit spoon because he likes to stare at shit. I'm the shit spoon now. Hey, I told you already If you start bringing up some of this stuff you're going to be sitting in here and I'll sit out there I'm telling you I'm not even going to say that I love you guys, I love you.

Speaker 1 2:48

On behalf of the Bottle Shop tonight. You can check those guys out. They're down on 8th Street. They've also got a place, cross Town Liquors or Cross Town Carryout, rather Located right across from Hills Pet Food.

Speaker 2 3:02

Nope, purina, we have a lot of dog food manufacturers.

Speaker 1 3:05

We have quite a few, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 5 3:07

Three.

Speaker 1 3:08

Tonight, they provided us with this organic tequila. This is Desruda. Am I pronouncing that right? Yep, desruda. Desruda this is the official tequila of the Indianapolis Colts. Correct Nice.

Speaker 2 3:25

I didn't see any chunks of football leather floating in it, but we're going to drink it anyway. There are a couple naked chicks on the front of it so that one's a Blanco, the other one's a Resposado.

Speaker 5 3:31

I'm a Blanco guy. $45.99 for the Blanco so not bad, and then Resposado is $50.99, I think don't quote me on it it's not bad, it's good.

Speaker 1 3:47

It's different, it's got an aftertaste. I'm not calling it liquid smoke, no.

Speaker 2 3:53

I honestly was thinking that it almost had more of a resposado taste, because essentially the resposado isn't it like it's tequila in a whiskey barrel or a bourbon barrel, a charred barrel.

Speaker 1 4:05

It pulls the sugars out Because this has a little bit of a smoky flavor. Oh, it's pretty good. I don't mind it, it's pretty smooth.

Speaker 3 4:16

I like it a lot. It is smooth.

Speaker 2 4:18

I like it. I like it.

Speaker 1 4:19

It's probably one of my favorites and if you come down and hang out with us when we record, you can enjoy these with us.

Speaker 4 4:25

Yeah, as long as you're a bitch, come on down.

Speaker 1 4:28

Or have a really good fake.

Speaker 2 4:29

Thanks, bob Barker, over there.

Speaker 1 4:32

Come on down, come on down. That was Tom Roddy.

Speaker 3 4:36

Yeah, he said that.

Speaker 2 4:37

Bob Barker.

Speaker 3 4:38

Bob Barker didn't say that Tom Roddy didn't.

Speaker 2 4:41

Oh, you're right, You're right, yeah well.

Speaker 1 4:44

Alright, let's go ahead and get started. What do we got?

Speaker 4 4:46

Alright we are the After.

Speaker 1 4:48

Two Beers podcast If you haven't tuned in before. Basically what we do we consume a couple drinks. You've seen a few of them already and the intent is that you know we just talk about stuff in a non-PC way, a little less guarded People are very guarded nowadays and take the filter off yeah and what we're trying to do is I think a lot of people think this the way we think about things.

Speaker 1 5:09

Not necessarily agree with the ideas, but, um, you know you have to dance lightly amount around certain subjects in the world today. Yeah, like, why are you?

Speaker 2 5:20

guys looking at me for saying that.

Speaker 1 5:22

I'm going to tell you this is funny.

Speaker 2 5:23

I am extremely somewhat PC and like I don't like to fluff feathers.

Speaker 1 5:31

Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 5:32

She's a people pleaser, I'm a people pleaser, I like to fluff them feathers.

Speaker 5 5:36

I love fluffing feathers.

Speaker 1 5:38

We know, and that's why I invited you, I love it.

Speaker 5 5:40

You guys missed me last time, I know you did yeah, love it. You guys missed me last time. I know you did yeah.

Speaker 3 5:45

We talked. I missed you like a sore on the tip of my dick. Ooh, oh, ooh, all right, wow.

Speaker 2 5:53

In fairness, His wife just went. That didn't happen.

Speaker 5 5:57

WWJD.

Speaker 4 5:58

Yeah.

Speaker 1 6:00

Tonight we're going to talk about haunted objects, specifically a doll that was recently purchased from Matt Reif called Annabelle. Yep, we're going to talk about that kind of fun stuff around the bonfire, anything that you guys want to discuss on the bonfire, anything that just interested you this week if you're watching the show, feel free, josh Hunter, anything that you just feel like the After Two Beers group should talk about.

Speaker 5 6:26

Hey, ESPN purchased the NFL.

Speaker 1 6:29

Network.

Speaker 5 6:29

I did see that, and WWE, I'm not real happy about that Fluffy away. Because they're going to charge a lot more and they're going to add, they're going to put ads in Red Zone. So if you're a big NFL junkie.

Speaker 2 6:42

Well, we get the Sunday package.

Speaker 5 6:45

But now you're in a bag.

Speaker 2 6:47

But I'm actually waiting until the beginning of September because I was researching in it and they're like, if you're going to buy the Sunday package, wait until the beginning of September, because then you get an extra percentage off or whatever, because I have YouTube TV on purpose. Because of this, I just do Red Zone, but we do the Sunday package and Red Zone, so what's?

Speaker 5 7:08

that mean for Red Zone God who knows. I mean, are we going to watch ads now instead of watching?

Speaker 2 7:13

Oh my, gosh, we're going to have to do it, it's going to be terrible. We're going to have to have every single streaming service anyway, because Thursday night you have to have Prime ESPN is going to bundle it with everything, because they bought WWE as well.

Speaker 3 7:24

Okay, Like if you get, you can get Disney+, hulu and this new ESPN app, which is going to get rid of this ESPN on cable. If you get all three of them, it's going to be like $35.99 a month.

Speaker 2 7:38

That's about what I pay for a Sunday ticket, though, yeah.

Speaker 1 7:41

Aaron is asking why is Facebook so laggy? I don't know. Espn is terrible these days, I think they're struggling. And Jeremy's pissed off about the NFL. Sorry my mic was Speaking of NFL the reason that.

Speaker 2 8:00

JP was definitely not coming tonight. Is it's the Colts against the Ravens tonight? It's the Colts against the Ravens tonight. It's preseason.

Speaker 5 8:07

Yeah, no one's going to watch that shit.

Speaker 2 8:08

But you can see what your second and third string people are going to do.

Speaker 5 8:12

They'll never see the game.

Speaker 3 8:14

And if they do your season's over. Half of these guys are going to be driving for UPS next week.

Speaker 1 8:18

Lamar.

Speaker 2 8:18

Jackson's not even watching the game tonight. It's going to happen for your fantasy draft my gosh.

Speaker 1 8:26

it might help. Actually, this might be the one game that Anthony Richardson looks good in.

Speaker 3 8:28

Right, you boys got Riley Leonard For the Colts man. I'm telling you he's good.

Speaker 2 8:33

Who's you guys, I'm not a Colts fan. Who's?

Speaker 5 8:35

going to be the starter for that team? Goddamn.

Speaker 2 8:38

This is the thing I got to worry about Somebody off the bench I got to worry about with you guys Take it

Speaker 5 8:49

off subject. We have so many people with ADHD that we're not a sports show. We can be, though We'll keep it. We'll keep it now.

Speaker 1 8:53

Oh no, no, I love it, that's. It's funny. I never know where we're going. I never thought I would have to be the one to keep us on track Only if you're on time. Jason Whitney said. Richardson already out injured, Broke his finger in first quarter. Yikes Wow.

Speaker 2 9:15

Well, bless his heart, let's go, riley Leonard.

Speaker 1 9:21

Well, anyway, let's go Shadur Get. Shadur. What'd you just say, shadur Get.

Speaker 2 9:25

Shadur oh man, what'd you just say?

Speaker 5 9:26

Shadur.

Speaker 2 9:27

I didn't know what you were talking about Shadur.

Speaker 5 9:29

you want to throw the watch up too, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 9:32

Here we go.

Speaker 3 9:32

All right, what do we got?

Speaker 1 9:33

tonight Our first subject Hunter's. Oh my God, maybe we should do sports Apparently.

Speaker 3 9:41

This is what they're all talking about. This is what everybody's talking about.

Haunted Objects and Annabelle Doll

Speaker 1 9:43

Richardson is sitting out tonight because he's tired. I actually remember him tapping himself on the helmet. Aj and I are watching.

Speaker 3 9:51

I go. I think he just pulled himself out. I remember watching Pat McAfee the next day and this guy was like. He was like did that motherfucker just tap out?

Speaker 1 9:56

Can you imagine making that kind of money and be like?

Speaker 3 10:00

I'm out, take me out, oh, coach, I'm gassed.

Speaker 2 10:02

Hey, if he can pull himself out, that's what some of the NFL players cannot do. They can't pull out of a driveway. Nbau, that's what I was thinking, that's exact, or Nick Cannon. Yeah.

Speaker 1 10:16

Wow, what a very appropriate last name.

Speaker 2 10:19

Wow, he's shooting his shot. He's shooting his shot everywhere.

Speaker 1 10:22

Alright, here we go. Alright, let's go. I wanted to bring up something that I've always found interesting Haunted objects, haunted things in general. Mostly because I am not a believer, I checked on the internet, the old interweb, so it's got to be true that 41% of Americans do believe in ghosts.

Speaker 3 10:44

You know, I thought that would be higher. Really, I thought it would be the other way. I thought it would be 41 did not 59 did.

Speaker 1 10:51

Right, so you believe, I know. Oh yeah, gibbler believes, scarpetti believes, yeah, shook, do you believe? You believe in ghosts?

Speaker 2 11:01

Supernatural.

Speaker 1 11:02

That's a yes, and I know Amber does too, so I'm the one person in this group that does not believe in ghosts. You don't believe in ghosts either.

Speaker 4 11:10

No, she doesn't.

Speaker 1 11:11

Oh, I'm shocked by that. To be completely honest with you, you don't believe in it. Look, Jeremy sounds upset.

Speaker 3 11:18

Why are you pointing at me what I do?

Speaker 1 11:19

Oh.

Speaker 2 11:20

So Aaron says bring up. She's talking mad shit about you right now.

Speaker 5 11:23

X Y shit I love ghosties.

Speaker 1 11:26

All right, there we go again and cursed.

Speaker 3 11:31

I'm just going to have to hold my hand up whenever I need his mic.

Speaker 1 11:33

He's like one, two, three quiet when my hand goes up, you go shut Anyway.

Speaker 2 11:39

You're going to have to hit me with that hand, Bob.

Speaker 1 11:43

Annabelle Apparently there's a doll, raggedy and doll. I don't know much about it. And this is the beauty of puddin. Puddin loves this shit I do.

Speaker 5 11:51

I listen to it all day.

Speaker 1 11:52

All right, puddin, give us the uh 50 000 foot view of what annabelle is basically, annabelle is a raggedy and doll.

Speaker 3 11:59

Like you said, I was about three foot. It's supposedly been cursed by a six-year-old. Um, some people say six-year-old is more likely a demonic possession, as ed and lorraine warren would say. Now who's lorraine warren? Uh, they were big. Uh, paranormal, paranormal, uh, investigators yeah thank you investigators. Back in the day day they found it very haunted, so they put it in a case.

Speaker 1 12:28

How did they find it haunted, like at what point you're like? Oh, my god, I think that bottle of tequila. Well, that's the thing too.

Speaker 2 12:35

They talked to a medium that said it was possessed and then they did experiments with it, so did like weird stuff happen around. That's what they say. That's what they say. And that's the common denominator of the weird stuff.

Speaker 1 12:46

So these people that opened up a museum for people to come pay money to visit.

Speaker 3 12:51

Hired a person that they paid money to, to say that it's haunted.

Speaker 1 12:56

No, no, because they know it's haunted Right, and so it's either now the medium said that it's possessed by a six-year-old. Yeah, they think it's possessed by a six-year-old.

Speaker 3 13:07

Yeah, they think it's more of a demonic possession, demonic possession.

Speaker 1 13:10

Now this has been the basis of the Conjuring series yes, that is all part of it.

Speaker 3 13:16

Yeah, that's where it comes from.

Speaker 1 13:17

Okay. So if you're familiar with that series, do you watch scary movies? Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 13:22

JP does. I find them a little stupid sometimes.

Speaker 4 13:26

Some of them are I don't watch them.

Speaker 2 13:28

You get a little scared Now there's, like the things that like I feel like could legit happen I hope Matt does.

Speaker 1 13:35

There's different things.

Speaker 2 13:36

I was just pointing at that, that's funny. But no like things that I feel like might be more happening. I don't feel like JP is a huge Michael Myers fan.

Speaker 1 13:53

Yeah.

Speaker 2 13:53

Yeah, and I don't think that you're going to die five times and keep coming back in the same suit.

Speaker 5 14:00

Right, right, yeah, yeah, those are just movies. We're talking about possessed objects.

Speaker 2 14:04

Well, he said do you like scary movies?

Speaker 1 14:07

So the Annabelle doll was a doll. You know what? We can go as long as we want. We try to stick to an hour that's what she said that's what he said it normally works the other way around. Yeah, but anyway we can talk about it, and I'm sorry if I cut you off.

Speaker 3 14:24

Normally I'm trying to you know Rain is bagging, fuck it.

Speaker 1 14:26

You know, we'll just go as long as we need to.

Speaker 4 14:28

I'll do it live.

Speaker 1 14:29

We'll do it live. So do you. So you do believe in haunted things, but you don't like scary movies.

Speaker 2 14:45

I think, they're stupid a lot of them because it's just like some of them are just like really weird based what's one that?

Speaker 1 14:48

scared the shit out of you that you believe or that you're like Nowadays or when you were younger, like when.

Speaker 3 14:51

I was younger. Even now, signs the movie, signs Aliens. Aliens might be. Well, some people say that was easy.

Speaker 2 14:53

I'm telling you See, there's another thing about signs.

Speaker 3 14:55

People say that might be.

Speaker 2 14:57

I keep water on my nightstand every night aluminum foil.

Speaker 3 15:01

Some people say aliens, but you never see a spacecraft. So a lot of people are saying it's about demons in that movie.

Speaker 5 15:07

Oh, Nah See, there you never, know, but you see an alien in it.

Speaker 3 15:13

You see an alien, but is it an alien or a demon? It looked like an alien.

Speaker 5 15:17

I mean.

Speaker 4 15:17

I don't know. What do aliens look like?

Speaker 1 15:21

You see it, actually it was at the birthday party in Mexico.

Speaker 3 15:25

But is that an alien or a demon? I'm serious. He goes Vamonos kids.

Speaker 5 15:28

Yeah, he does, he does Vamonos, he does he almost looks like he's like Bigfoot trying to hide.

Speaker 3 15:34

Not like yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 2 15:36

Bigfoot's not real.

Speaker 3 15:38

Oh, you such a mess.

Speaker 2 15:39

Okay, let's go. Sasquatch is real.

Speaker 5 15:43

I'm on your same page man Bigfoot's not real.

Speaker 1 15:45

I feel so bad for everybody watching this right now.

Speaker 3 15:48

I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 15:50

So Matt Rife is a Big believer in haunted Objects and so you have Help me out with it and I'm trying really To be open minded on this. So you have spirits which is a Someone passes their spirit within does not go to really to be open-minded on this. So you have spirits which is a uh, as someone passes their um, their spirit within does not go to their realm, yeah, something yep, and they become ghosts and they're, they can haunt whatever they choose to.

Speaker 1 16:16

Yeah, right, wherever that location is yeah, now I learned this week about haunted objects, which means it's not confined to a location, it's confined to an object, and I jokingly said if this bottle of tequila in my mind was haunted, because every time I drink out of it I wake up sick the next morning, clearly possessed, right, right, but the most famous one is this Annabelle doll yeah, it's pretty famous. Yeah, and so Annabelle Right, right, right. But the most famous one is this Annabelle doll yeah, it's pretty famous. Yeah, and so Annabelle, yeah. Thank you, josh, a spirit like Casper, yeah.

Speaker 2 16:52

That's a fun one.

Speaker 1 16:53

He's a good ghost. I would like a ghost like that.

Speaker 2 16:56

There's good and bad.

Speaker 1 16:57

Are there? Yeah, you believe so, yep, aaron.

Speaker 4 17:07

And Aaron says maybe they're one in the same Aliens, demons.

Speaker 2 17:08

Oh my God, I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 17:09

The show could go on forever we're all just going to have a bonfire. This is a bonfire we need to get everybody together.

Speaker 1 17:12

This is a bonfire conversation.

Speaker 3 17:13

This is definitely a talk show.

Speaker 1 17:14

So there's the Annabelle doll there. It was recently purchased by Matt Rife, who has received huge comedic fame over the last few years, and he's got a good friend that apparently owns a museum in Las Vegas that you've been to. Yeah, zach Baggins yes, now tell me about that stuff.

Speaker 3 17:32

A lot of it's haunted. But I tell you what it's so warm in there and they show pictures of people passing out, but it's warm in there. So yeah, I get it. Your anxiety's already up. It's warm in there.

Speaker 2 17:44

It's Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 17:45

And it's Vegas. There's haunted objects, so if people pass out oh look, that was part of a dim sum- People are paying to get in here and you can't buy some AC. Oh yeah, no, it was pretty warm in there, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 17:56

Aaron says I believe in the supernatural. Why aren't there ghosts from Vikings and dinosaurs? Can you imagine a fucking T-Rex dinosaur ghost? That'd be crazy.

Speaker 2 18:06

I just saw a TikTok the other day that said oh, if ghosts really are real, can you imagine all of these 2000s ghosts? They're like meh, that's a fetch.

Speaker 1 18:17

You know what this sounds so cheesy, but I swear to God, I think this all the time. Wouldn't these ghosts get tired of watching people jack off and rub the bean out all the time? And I mean that sincerely.

Speaker 3 18:28

No, because I'm busy chasing you upstairs trying to get your booty.

Speaker 1 18:31

I'm serious, I want to haunt this guy, but literally all he does is watch Judge Judy reruns.

Speaker 3 18:38

I'm going to leave it. If I could leave this house I would, but shit, I'm stuck here.

Speaker 2 18:45

This is the 800th time I've watched Friends.

Speaker 1 18:49

Right. Oh, I think ghosts would be bored at my house.

Speaker 2 18:53

Probably why they're not there, right.

Speaker 1 18:55

That's why I've never experienced anything.

Speaker 2 18:57

They're like get the fuck out. I'm not going to have to do any laundry or watch this show again.

Speaker 1 19:02

Now I will say here's the thing. And AJ is a big fan of it. Actually, she believes in this stuff too. Yeah, like literally of everybody I know. Apparently I'm the only person that doesn't believe in ghosts. I just realized this. But we watch these shows on, like Discovery Channel or the History. Channel whatever and they never find real proof of anything.

Speaker 3 19:24

They'll play audio. They'll play audio and get excited about it.

Speaker 1 19:26

Yeah, and I'm like what the hell was that? I go, that sounded like nothing.

Speaker 3 19:30

And then they try to explain it.

Speaker 2 19:31

They're like oh, it sounds like this, there's just a little meter going off being beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep Right and that's my problem.

Speaker 1 19:37

All these people like, as we were preparing for the show about a boiler room, that apparently that if a woman specifically went into said boiler room that she would walk out with scratches. That seems like something you could pretty much prove immediately. Yet I've never seen video of a woman walking in there and walking out with scratches.

Speaker 2 20:05

If people want me to, believe shit and it's so common. Show me shit, I'll be your token. I've never seen a.

Speaker 1 20:09

Bigfoot video that I actually believed. I've never seen a fossil of a Bigfoot. I've seen a T-Rex fossil in real life. Have you? Yes, they're fucking huge.

Speaker 3 20:20

You can't find an eight foot thing Hide and seek champion. Baby Champion. Baby Hide and seek champion. Baby Champion. Baby Hide and seek champion.

Speaker 4 20:29

Oh, is that what it is?

Speaker 1 20:31

Yeah, they're the one being. Maybe they're the aliens. There you go, there, it is there, it is we might be onto something.

Speaker 2 20:39

Maybe their bones just disintegrate, maybe the aliens actually look like Sasquatch.

Speaker 1 20:44

Sasquatches, yeah. What is a Sasquatch? Is it a walking bear, big hairy?

Speaker 2 20:51

ape. I feel like it's like a.

Speaker 5 20:53

I feel like it's like a hate ape, have you seen the thing? I know you have, because you guys are all on your phones and TikTok, but the newest, like there's an alien worship coming to, like come kill us all.

Speaker 4 21:07

Have you seen this? Oh yeah, and they're going to lie to us about it.

Speaker 5 21:13

It's such a big thing that these guys at NASA came out and said this is not true, because I don't know who started it. On TikTok and you can still find it on TikTok there's an alien ship, it's a rock heading hurling towards Earth, right now you mean an asteroid. They're saying it's not a rock, it's an alien warship and we're all going to die and they're coming to invade us. You guys haven't seen that, yeah.

Speaker 2 21:38

I have. At least I don't have to take PTO.

Speaker 3 21:41

It's on the same lines as China's mining the backside of the man.

Speaker 1 21:46

No, I don't want to go there, man, I want to go, the religious side so bad I'm going to go use this so bad, come on. Here. I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 5 21:54

I can't do it.

Speaker 1 21:55

Why you?

Speaker 5 21:55

just want to hear what you say.

Speaker 1 21:56

No, Do you believe in aliens? Me personally.

Speaker 5 22:01

Yes, I think there's.

Speaker 1 22:02

Then why is there no mention of them in the Bible?

Speaker 5 22:05

I don't know, because the Bible was a moral compass. That's one of the books that hey Dalton, the Indians and Anunnaki. Listen the hylographics, or whatever you call it. I'm not going to do that. I can't even say it. Thanks.

Speaker 3 22:19

Tequila. Hey on the walls. They have aliens in there. They have aliens on their drawings. And Anaki, that's one of the books not allowed in the Bible. Come on, man, Do your research.

Speaker 1 22:31

I fucking love it. Josh Hunter says all that shit can be explained with science.

Speaker 5 22:35

Yes, I agree that sounds like a logical human being right there Sounds like fucking Chris Dalton.

Speaker 3 22:44

Man, what an asshole for believing in science.

Speaker 5 22:47

He's an asshole for science.

Speaker 1 22:51

Aaron says it's a sass with a squash.

Speaker 4 22:54

Yeah.

Speaker 3 22:55

I guess technically it is a sassquatch, sassquatch. Yeah, that's hard to believe. I mean, just go watch.

Speaker 5 23:01

Harry and the Hendersons Shit Right.

Speaker 1 23:04

It's real, yeah, all right. Anyway, matt rife purchased this haunted doll. Yeah, would you go see said haunted doll?

Speaker 3 23:11

yeah I mean hell.

Speaker 1 23:13

I've been to the museum in vegas, jeremy you asked me a question about whether or not I would want to see this doll. Oh, she's leaving, she's out she's like later. This is that's Amber's like this show ain't for me. Get ready to talk about it. Oh man, putting your wife's like this show sucks. So what was the question I'm sorry you asked me about? Would you go stay in this mansion that possesses this doll? Would?

Speaker 5 23:42

you go?

Speaker 1 23:43

I don't know, I would.

Speaker 5 23:44

If for $10,000. Yeah, mansion that possesses this doll, would you go? I mean, I don't know, you ask if. If for ten thousand dollars, yeah, if you guys win, I'd go I would cuddle that thing, why I slept for ten thousand hey I ain't gonna talk shit. Yeah, I'm talking all the shit. I'm not like I'll watch you guys and this and that and you get like stabbed and shit or have a heart attack or whatever I'm cool with it. I'll be like saving you know I mean that's another thing.

Speaker 3 24:04

they say this doll, I mean I'll be like saving, you know. I mean that's another thing. They say this doll, I mean everywhere it goes something happens.

Speaker 1 24:07

Yeah Well, you know that's true about anything.

Speaker 2 24:09

Well, that's me that is true.

Speaker 1 24:11

Can you imagine? So one of the most recent stories about this?

Speaker 3 24:19

Annabelle doll was in the, which is already haunted anyways, right.

Speaker 1 24:22

Or they say it is. Say it is and you would think of a place that would be haunted.

Speaker 3 24:26

That would probably be a location right, thousands and thousands of lives lost.

Speaker 1 24:31

Right In three days, yeah, but so this doll was being toured around the country, yep, and the handler of said doll had a heart attack. Now it may have nothing to do with the fact that this problem is a human being. They ate fried chicken every day.

Speaker 3 24:49

Right and french fries.

Speaker 5 24:51

And deep fried bacon. I heard he ate veggies and had a clean life.

Speaker 3 24:56

At the same time he died, 911 went down for an hour.

Speaker 1 25:00

You can't really trust somebody that's hanging out with a demonic doll for a living. Right, I mean you never know, but anyway no, I am fascinated by this stuff only in a way that.

Speaker 2 25:12

Are you willing to go hang out with that doll for a day? I would I just said I would sleep with that doll. Sorry I missed that part. Oh, yeah, no, no. No, we talked about it. I had to pause for the cause.

Speaker 1 25:25

Oh, we had a pause for the cause. Oh my God, it's a fucking doll. It's a doll If you really believe, like can you imagine if you were demonic? Like you were an actual demon, that you came back to Earth and you're like fuck, I'm stuck in a doll, in a museum.

Speaker 1 25:35

This is the worst thing ever. Like make me a subway car that millions of people may potentially go in, but you made me some doll. And then some fucking hillbillies these hillbillies that stope in the museum. That's why he's pissed off. Yeah, because he went to some hillbillies.

Speaker 5 25:51

Hey, maybe you're on to something that tequila is haunted right you said so you can come down right now and pay like $10 to be close to the haunted the haunted bottle of tequila Right.

Speaker 1 26:05

Yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 26:05

The only thing is haunted you might have bad dreams, but you might have the screaming shits.

Speaker 4 26:10

Yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1 26:11

All right, let's move on. I think we're past this subject. Let's get into the after two beers, unless you've got Jeremy. I love you being on the show, and I mean that sincerely. If there is any topic that we have not discussed yet that you think would be a great bonfire discussion, whether, um, it happens now, there you go, aaron, don't die, I'll do my best she didn't talk about the rest of us, though well, oh my gosh I said I would cuddle up with this thing.

Speaker 3 26:43

You're the one trying to rub its bane. Maybe it would love me forever.

Speaker 2 26:49

I'm not going to let you be all raggedy anymore. I might be the best guitar player ever.

Speaker 1 26:53

I'm a pretty woman that doll up, I would miss you, don't die. That's good, Don't do it. That's one of four people in my life who have said that. I'm just anyway.

Speaker 5 27:08

What do?

Speaker 1 27:08

we got All right. I want to talk about this topic only because it just fascinates me that we live in a world today where you can just do random ass shit and people will follow along.

Speaker 3 27:20

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 27:21

Like a podcast, dude Well.

Speaker 1 27:22

A cult.

Speaker 3 27:23

No, that was one of my questions. It came fire. We won't talk about that next time. A cult yeah. How easy would you fall for a cult? Me personally, not.

Speaker 1 27:31

Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 27:33

I see it Chicken wings and tequila.

Speaker 1 27:37

People do. People do because at our core, as human beings, we want to be a part of something. We want a purpose. And if you go for decades in life and never feel respected or never feel loved, and all of a sudden they're promising you a path to the Garden of Eden and all you gotta do is let them diddle your kids.

Speaker 3 28:00

You gotta wait for this comment to go by, then we'll kill it.

Speaker 2 28:03

I've been watching the Handmaid's Tale.

Speaker 1 28:05

People believe in haunted dolls.

Speaker 2 28:07

Read that last comment it would highly depend on the flavor of Kool-Aid Black cherry Black cherry would get me, black cherry would get me.

Speaker 1 28:14

Wouldn't that be funny. You're going to have to shoot me because I don't like orange, so wasn't.

Speaker 5 28:19

The last big cult event was David Koresh. Is that correct?

Speaker 2 28:23

No, the Millennium. I feel, like there's other cults.

Speaker 3 28:28

That's why I said the asteroid.

Speaker 5 28:29

Yeah, the asteroid guy they all had to have new shoes.

Speaker 2 28:36

There's other cults. They just haven't had a mass death yet.

Speaker 3 28:39

There's tons of cults.

Speaker 1 28:42

There's one in Greenville.

Speaker 2 28:45

There's some in California.

Speaker 1 28:47

Oh, I'm talking just north of here.

Speaker 2 28:48

Talk about Scientology.

Speaker 4 28:54

Okay, see now. This is why we don't discuss this stuff.

Speaker 5 28:56

I don't have enough money for Scientology. It's against your rules, Kim. Where did this?

Speaker 1 28:59

show go. It's so funny. Now we're talking about cults.

Speaker 2 29:03

Hell in a handbasket.

Speaker 3 29:06

Where's this going? What's our next topic? Yeah, I've been trying to talk about it. All right, this is what's our new stories.

Speaker 1 29:13

This is randomly. It couldn't be more different.

Speaker 5 29:16

I see it.

Speaker 1 29:17

Yeah, all right, here we go. Where's Annabelle? My watch just is like acting up all of a sudden. That's bad. You know what?

Speaker 5 29:27

Even Annabelle wouldn't watch this shit.

Speaker 3 29:28

Oh she would. This is the best. Oh is it? Because it's with you guys.

Speaker 1 29:32

Oh, that's so cute, I love you. Puddin' All right. Two separate incidents occurred Tuesday night. Appeared to be green dildos were thrown on the court at the Barclays Center during the Liberty Wings game, and again at Cryptocom Arena where the Fever were playing the Sparks. Apparently, this is becoming now a thing. This is at least the third time that I know of.

Speaker 3 29:56

I know of two, I didn't know a third.

Speaker 2 29:58

I guess question is if you're going to get one of those, why are you buying a green one?

Speaker 4 30:03

Oh so they can see it show up.

Speaker 2 30:06

I don't know, are they used Not to be used?

Speaker 3 30:09

It's well they've made a couple arrests, Could you?

Speaker 5 30:11

imagine if one of the NBA players used it and then they put it on eBay.

Speaker 1 30:15

The NBA player yeah, like the girl. Wnba player yeah, that'd be way different, but could you?

Speaker 5 30:20

imagine if that started and you're like no, this is like Sophie Cunningham's or something.

Speaker 3 30:24

No, you don't mention Sophie.

Speaker 5 30:25

But that's what I'm saying. Could you imagine someone's going to take that and be like, hey, such and such used this, put it on eBay itself for thousands of dollars. There's a bunch of freaks out there.

Speaker 1 30:35

I'm still going to say no. In the Los Angeles game, the green object object reached the court and appeared to hit or nearly touch Fever star Sophie Cunningham, as Indiana prepared to inbound the ball During the Liberty game, the toy was thrown but did not reach the court.

Speaker 2 30:54

Oh, I see it, they kicked it.

Speaker 1 30:55

Threw like a girl.

Speaker 3 30:56

Oh wow they made a couple arrests.

Speaker 1 31:02

The latest two incidents came amid a. I don't know if you'd call it a trend of sex toys being thrown onto the floor at recent games, but a 23-year-old fan identified as Delbert Carver according to multiple reports was arrested for throwing an object at the July 29th Dream Falkries game in Atlanta. He was charged with disorderly conduct and public indecency and exposure and criminal trespass.

Speaker 5 31:35

You know what I love about this this just proves that.

Speaker 1 31:38

Who just carries a dildo to the game?

Speaker 2 31:39

Yes, and it's a fella.

Speaker 3 31:43

Get through security.

Speaker 4 31:46

It's not about basketball, josh Hunter said.

Speaker 1 31:47

one of the players said don't throw dildos on the floor, it could hurt us.

Speaker 3 31:52

Someone kind of don't play basketball on the dildo range.

Speaker 1 31:55

Oh, jeez, Wow, you know, I actually I feel for these ladies only because you know they're doing what they do. They play a game. They're not making any money.

Speaker 3 32:07

I guarantee they could beat me.

Green Dildos at WNBA Games

Speaker 1 32:09

I'm not going to get into the whole how much they should make. We're not going to do that, or at least I'm not. You never know with Scarpetti what we're going to chat about, but regardless.

Speaker 2 32:19

Let's talk about pay equality.

Speaker 3 32:25

I say put them all on the OnlyFans.

Speaker 4 32:27

Oh God, All these comments towards.

Speaker 1 32:29

Jeremy Scretty. This is why we don't have sponsors. That's not true. Coming from the bottle shop tequila. No, I'm fascinated. I want to know. I have to assume that the first time this happened it was like maybe somebody lost a bet yeah. Like hey, man, if you finish last place in fantasy football, you have to go to a sporting event and chuck a dildo onto the field.

Speaker 3 32:59

It's not like it's the first time they did it at Patriots games.

Speaker 1 33:01

They threw dildos on the field there. You ever seen that at a Patriots?

Speaker 3 33:05

game.

Speaker 5 33:06

Yeah, they threw a dildo on there. How would they disrespect Tom Brady like that?

Speaker 1 33:10

Because, he's got deflated balls, tom Brady. What I find fascinating about this?

Speaker 2 33:15

They're like look, this dildo has bigger balls than what you used to pass you guys are haters.

Speaker 3 33:21

What were you saying?

Speaker 2 33:23

I'm sorry, Go on hey proceed.

Speaker 1 33:27

What I was going to say was I am, I'm, I'm not surprised, because this is how Tide Pods became a thing, oh Jesus. People see one thing and then, like you're sitting at home like how many of these these guys, it's got to be a dude. Women don't do this. Women will never be like hey, hey, hey, you know what would be funny tonight?

Speaker 3 33:49

Let's go to WNBA and throw a dick on the floor. Let's go throw a doodle on the ground.

Speaker 1 33:54

So do you think it can't be like a national conspiracy thing? Right, it's got to be one person that did it. And now people are like oh shit.

Speaker 3 34:03

Oh yeah, now they think it's funny. So now everybody else is going to do it. Bunch of copycats, right.

Speaker 1 34:10

I have a feeling this picture is going to end up in that thing Kevin does at the end. Oh, I hope so.

Speaker 2 34:14

It's going to be some random A big old green rubber weenie yeah it's going to be some sort of why? Why is it green?

Speaker 5 34:19

for though I don't know, that's what. I was questioning. I hope it's haunted.

Speaker 1 34:23

It's haunted dildo, it's going to be the Annabelle throwing a dick on the floor as a WNBA game It'd be ghostly. Oh my gosh, I do feel bad for these ladies, though I mean. They don't need that, I mean.

Speaker 2 34:39

No.

Speaker 3 34:43

They're just trying to play a game. They're out there doing their own thing. Like I said, any one of them can beat me. I know that I fucking suck yeah.

Speaker 1 34:47

Alright, let's get into the after two beers shit that made us semi-famous in my house. Yeah, what you mean, most of the people in my house have heard of after two beers.

Speaker 3 34:55

Nice. Yeah, I think everybody's heard of mine.

Speaker 1 34:57

This is my oh hell, no moment of the week. Oh hell no, I talked to you about this. Did you see about this rat they found in England?

Speaker 3 35:05

No, oh, I did this, motherfucker 22 inches long.

Speaker 1 35:10

It was found in a housing development and they think it's because they have, you know, trash outside that these rats Human growth hormone no. Wait till you see the size of this thing. I'm sure Kevin is looking. Are there a?

Speaker 2 35:24

bunch of like mutant ninja turtles around this guy.

Speaker 3 35:26

It could have been that's Splinter right there. No shit, master Splinter, we can't really see it there.

Speaker 1 35:31

It's in the bottom part of that bag.

Speaker 3 35:34

But that thing is huge. It looks like a raccoon. Look at that. Look at that, there you go. That's a fucking rat.

Speaker 1 35:42

In that bag.

Rats, Animals, and Pest Problems

Speaker 2 35:44

I would ask you guys what 22 inches would be, but you guys probably won't, don't you know?

Speaker 1 35:50

They said a rat can get up to 22 inches long.

Speaker 5 35:54

eight pounds I did see that that's crazy Eight pounds.

Speaker 2 35:58

That's bigger than some people's dogs Exactly.

Speaker 1 36:01

And these things are crazy. Do you know? In New York City they have to worry about rats so much that they put glass in the cement so that when they eat through the cement it cuts their mouth.

Speaker 3 36:13

Oh no, I did not know that yeah.

Speaker 1 36:14

Wow.

Speaker 2 36:15

Rats eat through cement. Yes, these things.

Speaker 1 36:18

Rats don't care, they fucking don't. Oh, there's a study that was done in 2023 in New York City. There is an estimated three million rats.

Speaker 4 36:28

Oh, I believe that.

Speaker 3 36:30

Have you ever seen one? How many people are in New York City, and that's just above ground.

Speaker 1 36:33

Oh, it's the biggest city in the world.

Speaker 2 36:35

I know, but I'm just wondering like what is your person to rat ratio?

Speaker 1 36:39

Hey Siri, how many people live in New York?

Speaker 2 36:41

Yeah, let's find this out how many people live in New York City?

Speaker 1 36:44

Have you ever seen a rat in real life?

Speaker 2 36:46

I have. I saw one in Chicago. It actually was in.

Speaker 3 36:51

New York City. No, it was in Chicago. Well, I think I've seen mine. In Indy too, I've seen a couple.

Speaker 1 36:56

Yeah, it's fucking gross. Now apparently they're having issues in New York City. They've even hired a rat czar to take care of said problem.

Speaker 2 37:07

So how many rats did you say?

Speaker 1 37:08

Three million.

Speaker 2 37:09

And there's only 8.5 million people that live there. Yeah, so that's like one rat per three people. Right.

Speaker 4 37:16

Good luck.

Speaker 1 37:18

Oh man, now it's become a problem. One of the ways they try to treat the rat issue in New York City they fed these rats poison, right, just made them bigger. No, well, it killed them.

Speaker 2 37:30

Yeah, problem was there was an owl. It was decaying in your walls.

Speaker 1 37:35

There was an owl that had escaped from a zoo and was living, I believe, in Central Park. People loved this. It was called Falco the Owl Tried to bite on the rat Apparently he had eaten some rat and he died and people hated it. So they had to come up with another way to kill off these rats, because nobody wants to watch rats dying, oh hell.

Speaker 2 38:00

I would and I shit, you not.

Speaker 1 38:01

This is the solution they came up with you, branded it as a chihuahua. You put some clothes on it and you walk it. They're feeding rats birth control.

Speaker 3 38:10

Are you fucking serious?

Speaker 1 38:11

I'm dead serious because of the owl, because of the owl. They don't want these owls and these falcons.

Speaker 5 38:17

Well, the owl's gone now.

Speaker 1 38:18

Well, well, there might be more, they don't care so much about the rats, but it's not Falco, it's not. Falco Right.

Speaker 4 38:25

Flacco, flacco, flacco. Yeah, he's gone bro.

Speaker 2 38:29

He'll be back. That's one of my favorite football movies. Flacco's gone. Any Flacco comes back.

Speaker 1 38:35

That's one of my favorite football movies. I'm asking you right now, if a 22-inch 8-pound running into this room, what would you do?

Speaker 3 38:40

I'd punt the fuck out that bitch. Pat McAfee from here to that bank Dude, I would be signed by an NFL team by the end of the night. I'd kick that bitch over.

Speaker 2 38:50

Okay, so here's the difference.

Speaker 3 38:52

If it's not biting onto my toe, go rawr.

Speaker 2 38:54

So the difference between a rat and a chihuahua is the amount of hair on its tail, essentially, and I'm just going to say I would probably. It's like the squirrels outside that. I'm like, oh, squirrelito, come here.

Speaker 1 39:09

Well, the difference is, a squirrel is actually a rodent.

Speaker 2 39:12

Yeah, well, I would probably still.

Speaker 1 39:14

A chihuahua is actually a dog.

Speaker 2 39:16

I know, but I feed the squirrels, which are rodents, and I would probably try to put the damn rat.

Speaker 1 39:23

You know what? That proves? That if you are cute, people will let you live. Doesn't matter. If it, let me pet it.

Speaker 3 39:29

Maybe that's why you haven't seen no ghosts.

Speaker 1 39:31

It would survive People. How many people ever get shook up about a possum getting run over? But if you run over a squirrel.

Speaker 2 39:36

No, I don't like possums getting run over.

Speaker 1 39:38

I don't like anything getting run over.

Speaker 2 39:41

Oh, I got a soft spot for raccoons. I do too Little trash yeah.

Speaker 1 39:45

Yeah, dude, I catch three a night in my fucking trash cans and I pour it over every day. There's one of them now that looks at me and I'm like I don't know if we're becoming friends or he's rabid, but so I don't fuck with him.

Speaker 2 39:58

He's not shaking, is he?

Speaker 1 39:59

No, he looks up and he looks at me and he's like what's up? And then he runs off.

Speaker 2 40:03

He's like what you got on them peanut butter crackers.

Speaker 1 40:05

Oh, he's like what are you? He likes your trash.

Speaker 4 40:09

He loves my trash apparently.

Speaker 2 40:12

I can't. Every time I go to Roadhouse I get an extra bag or two of peanuts no, I get an extra bag or two of peanuts. And so Josh makes fun of me because I call him. I'm like oh, come here, squirrelito, squirrelito, squirrelito.

Speaker 1 40:26

I got to tell you this is a true story.

Speaker 2 40:28

So we're on the golf course and he's like, oh, look at Squirrelito and I'm like, oh yeah, you're starting to use it too. But no, I feed the squirrels peanuts. Why do they?

Speaker 1 40:39

Ratos, they're what.

Speaker 2 40:42

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing nothing.

Speaker 1 40:44

There's gray squirrels, black squirrels.

Speaker 2 40:46

Yeah, well, we've got those in the neighborhood. Like I love my squirrels.

Speaker 5 40:50

I saw that by the way.

Speaker 1 40:51

We have a bunch of squirrels we feed them too, kimmy. Yeah, I get all kinds of raccoons. Josh Hunter's my neighbor, he sees it.

Speaker 5 40:57

I don't know In you and me, Kimmy likes raccoons, but I don't know if a lot of people like raccoons.

Speaker 1 41:03

I love all animals, man, I think they're kind of cool. I'm the guy that caught a mouse to my house and let it outside, and I'm sure it came right back in. I catch spiders and let them outside.

Speaker 2 41:13

Yeah, fuck that no.

Speaker 1 41:14

Nope, it's because you believe in spirits.

Speaker 4 41:16

I become the godfather with the spiders and I don't know why.

Speaker 1 41:20

I just seen a ghost, yeah, of all the past beers I drank coming back to haunt me it's crazy, this is a true story my ex-wife we were married I was in an airport, indianapolis, coming home, and we had a mouse in the house. We live right next to a field and, uh, she had captured said mouse.

Speaker 2 41:40

Yeah, on the most inhumane trap that has ever been devised, the ones where they just snap their neck. The fucking stick, the snaps.

Speaker 3 41:47

Them glue traps are horrible. I used to get the square ones.

Speaker 2 41:49

Yes, when I lived in the country, I got the square ones where it captured them and I'd put them back outside.

Speaker 4 41:53

They don't care what shape it is.

Speaker 1 41:55

But no, it didn't snap their neck, how do you let it back outside? Yeah, but it's still stuck to it.

Speaker 2 41:59

It had a little thing, and then you just oh no, You're talking about that.

Speaker 3 42:03

I'm talking about a glue trap.

Speaker 1 42:05

Yeah, this is a glue trap when they get on it and stick, they're stuck like this you ain't taking them off that without ripping something off.

Speaker 3 42:10

That's bad Right.

Speaker 1 42:11

I know they're snapping neck she calls me and she tells me hey, there's a mouse stuck under things. And I'm like why, first of all, why did you buy said sticky thing? And I'm like, and and? The whole point of this is people are all about equality in the world until there's a mouse stuck under, yeah, and now it's my problem, right right, and I love animals and I know for a fact that this mouse is stuck to this thing for hours. Oh, but more importantly, until it dies.

Speaker 4 42:46

Yeah, I can't let that happen.

Speaker 1 42:48

I can't let it happen, so I got to kill it. When I get home, I swear to God, I'm getting there.

Speaker 2 42:54

It's the humane way.

Speaker 1 42:56

So I'm driving home and it's probably, I don't know 60 minute drive from the Indian airport to my house and I'm coming up with ways to kill this mouse.

Speaker 3 43:06

He's going to make it quick. Yeah, that's my whole point.

Speaker 1 43:09

That's exactly my whole point, right, yeah, so one of the ways I thought was I'll throw it in one of those plastic bags you get from the grocery store and I'm just going to fucking swing it. No, you didn't.

Speaker 3 43:21

Right.

Speaker 4 43:25

I'm just going swing it. No, you didn't Right.

Speaker 3 43:25

That is quick.

Speaker 1 43:26

That's what I thought I was like that seems like a pretty inhumane or humane way to make this go as fast as possible.

Speaker 5 43:32

I thought you were going to say you were suffocating it.

Speaker 3 43:34

No, I was too.

Speaker 1 43:37

I knew where he was going, and then I was like, well, maybe that won't do it, I'll put it in the bag, because if I don't hit it right, maybe I just fucking jack its shoulder up and it's like dislocated.

Speaker 2 43:47

Or maybe you just like gave it a.

Speaker 5 43:50

Concussion, firework in there and blew it up. What's that?

Speaker 2 43:53

Like where you just like mentally, just like partially did something to where you just but it's not completely brain dead, where it's just like that's mother funny.

Speaker 1 44:02

When they were putting the stuffing back in. You didn't get it all the way. No, so the way I finally came, I'm like I'll put the bag on the ground and then I'm going to smash it with a shovel. Okay, oh, okay, that seems, and I was like, oh, but then the guts.

Speaker 2 44:17

But it's in a bag.

Speaker 1 44:18

No, I still in my mind. I'm like I'm going to watch these. Like its guts fly out Right, mm-hmm. So then I'm like I came up with the best plan ever. I'm going to put it in the bag. It's always going to go in the bag because I'm going to immediately take the bag.

Speaker 3 44:32

No, you don't want to look at this.

Speaker 1 44:34

You don't want to see this.

Speaker 3 44:37

No, this is true, I'm going to back up and I know I never heard this, I swear to. God, I haven't either.

Speaker 4 44:47

I get it.

Speaker 1 44:48

And I'm going to back up my truck. Yeah, and I'm like it will do it for sure. Oh, absolutely. It won't feel nothing. Gone Gone. It will be in wherever our spirits go. Maybe it's in Jeremy's heaven, maybe it's in my spiritual bullet yawn, it doesn't matter, but I'm freaking. This is literally my drive home at 1130 at night, like I just got off a late flight.

Speaker 5 45:09

Now this is what I got to deal with when I get home. What are you thinking? Am I trying to save it? Like is there a way you could like get the glue off?

Speaker 3 45:15

No, not to him Unless they're stuck.

Speaker 1 45:17

Unless it, it's just like then. I got to feed it forever. I'm going to.

Speaker 3 45:21

No, it's not moving.

Speaker 1 45:23

one bit I get home and it had pulled the trap into the crawl space and I never saw it. I never saw it. It was gone and I was like it was on its back and just turned over. My ex-wife put me through an hour of torture of how I'm going to kill a small animal, and it wasn't even there. Yeah, josh Ponder, we shared this story tonight. He had to kill a snake. Yeah, you did First of all you didn't have to kill it.

Speaker 2 45:49

It was going to go into our siding of our house. Yes, you did you don't live in your siding Right.

Speaker 1 45:55

You don't know that.

Speaker 2 45:56

First of all, the siding goes up our house. Can you imagine just like me in there sleeping and all of a sudden a little slithery snake comes up into your bed?

Speaker 3 46:06

What would you do?

Speaker 5 46:08

You've seen that before. You've been there before.

Speaker 2 46:14

First of all I said a little slithery snake.

Speaker 3 46:18

I don't know if you know this, Josh.

Speaker 1 46:22

I don't know if you know this or not, but there's actually wood that your sightings attach to that should prevent said snake from coming into the house.

Speaker 2 46:29

Yeah, we've got windows, doors, everything else that's supposed to prevent spiders. It's a snake. It ain't got no arms. Christ, if you live in Texas, scorpions get into your house. Did he catch a scorpion? It was a snake. Texas scorpions get into your house. Did he catch a scorpion? No, I am just saying that if it's going into your infrastructure of your home, then it's probably going to get into your home.

Speaker 1 46:52

Is that what he assessed in the situation? Yes, yeah, you're full of.

Speaker 2 46:57

Between that, and we don't want that snake bothering our dog dogs.

Speaker 1 47:02

You don't want a no-broke? Was it a 12-foot long python?

Speaker 2 47:05

Your dogs are enormous. It was this long. It was a decent-sized snake and that big around. If it bit one of our dogs? If a snake bites your dogs, what are you going to do to that snake? Oh, poor guy, let's let him outside. No Toodaloo bitch.

Speaker 1 47:22

First of all, toodaloo my favorite part here is it's a non-venomous snake that any of her dogs could fuck up in a matter of about 30 seconds. Oh, they'd play with it.

Speaker 3 47:34

You'd come outside to be tossed in the air.

Speaker 1 47:35

Oh my God, They'd love it.

Speaker 3 47:37

But all it takes is one bite it might not hurt you, but it might hurt your babies.

Speaker 5 47:42

I'm interjecting. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 47:44

If it's going to bite your child.

Speaker 5 47:48

Dalton, I have a snake phobia.

Speaker 1 47:49

How many children hang out at your house? I'm talking about your house, it's not my house. I have a snake phobia?

Speaker 5 47:55

Yeah, I really do, kim. I'm with you on this because I kind of freak out about it.

Speaker 1 47:59

I don't have a snake ph, A gardener's snake, though I probably wouldn't mess with it.

Speaker 5 48:03

No, but I literally lived in Georgia for nine years and literally rattlesnakes were a big thing down there and we were playing basketball. My best friend got hit by a rattlesnake going over to pick the ball up. Like I have a fear of snakes. Like I'm like Indiana Jones and the yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 1 48:23

I found a rattlesnake camping one time and we put it on a tarp and took it to a wooded place and let it go what yeah? Really yeah, me and Brian Hill, I've never had too many interactions with snakes.

Speaker 2 48:35

I've had one rattlesnake interaction, yeah, and it was in.

Speaker 1 48:40

Tennessee. I don't know man like yeah, no way, and it was in Tennessee. I don't know man Like what I totally Snakes are. I hate snakes.

Speaker 2 48:48

And I don't mind them. It doesn't bother me for snakes, I just it's whatever. But oh, it's a spider, I'm.

Speaker 3 48:56

Yeah, I name them and leave them be. Yeah, I just name them.

Speaker 1 49:00

You know, the funny part about this is this was a big deal in Europe in the past, where they believed that cats were the cause of diseases being spread and they killed all the cats, literally Killing all the cats, just hanging out Like snakes.

Speaker 1 49:19

Right, turned out, it wasn't the cats, turned out, it was the mice and rats that were carrying all the ticks, that had all the diseases, and the Black Plague came about. So I feel like you know we all have it. Now, if it gets into my house, that's a different story. I'm still going to take it outside, though I did that with a mouse. Josh shot it with a pellet gun and then flushed it. Oh man, anyway it with a pellet gun and then flushed it. Oh man, anyway, all right, we got. Oh man, this show is going off. Kill. We're on, we're fine, we're eight minutes to go and we've talked about one story so far.

Speaker 2 49:54

Do you guys want us to continue?

Speaker 1 49:56

yeah, yeah we'll keep going people, somebody might enjoy it. Maybe one day we'll enjoy this episode. Parent Parent of a 10-year-old. They're accused of leaving their son behind at an airport so they could catch a flight. Yes, they said I'm a dirty bitch. It was the opposite of home alone. They partially were on vacation he was there.

Speaker 1 50:14

They said no. According to Spain's national police, the Guardia Civil, the incident took place a few days ago at an airport in Barcelona. Yep. The Guardia Civil's office told the reporter that the boy wasn't able to board the flight because of issues with his documentation. Apparently, I read somewhere that his passport had expired. He didn't have a visa, so his parents decided to leave him unaccompanied what both of them like nobody stuck, no him yeah, both of them left with a younger child.

Speaker 3 50:48

they said hey, we called somebody to come pick you up, we're leaving. This is like Europe's Joe Dirt you make that face, you make that face. But a lot of parents put their kids on a plane.

Parents Abandoning Child at Airport

Speaker 5 51:00

They had to catch the flight guys. They had to save some money.

Speaker 2 51:02

Me neither.

Speaker 1 51:04

Apparently. They had called a relative. I read somewhere that was going to come pick up child.

Speaker 5 51:09

I don't know how long, Maybe a couple days from now, they would be a while. Maybe a couple days from now they would be wild yeah maybe a couple hours away.

Speaker 2 51:16

Hey, good luck. It's only 30 minutes, good luck.

Speaker 3 51:17

Us to Indy Tough love right here bud. Oh boy, chris can't get on the plane. Can you come get him? Yeah, I'll be there in about an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 51:24

two hours, yeah just give him $5. Let him go to the food court Right At. Staff alerted the police because the incident happened in a public area of the airport. This kid's got to be freaking out, can you imagine? Like hey man, I know this ain't your country, this ain't your home, we got to go.

Speaker 3 51:43

I got to work tomorrow. It is his home. They were going on vacation, no it was the opposite. Yeah, so we can't check him in. You can't check your back. Okay, just go over there and sit by that.

Speaker 5 51:54

So he wasn't going on vacation, he just got grounded Right.

Speaker 3 51:59

Yep, the parents said, hey, we're going to go ahead and go without you, bud, yeah man, you got one of them dog things. I can put him in.

Speaker 1 52:04

Bullshit. The Guardia Civil temporarily stopped the flight, found the family members on the plane, escorted them to a station where the child had been taken. In the meantime, for safety, the child was handed over to the parents. That doesn't sound like a good idea.

Speaker 3 52:21

No.

Speaker 1 52:22

They were being reported for child abandonment. The incident only caught global attention because of an apparent airport worker who recounted what happened on TikTok.

Speaker 3 52:33

Yeah, it was an air traffic controller.

Speaker 1 52:36

I just like he'll be fine or she'll be fine.

Speaker 3 52:39

Yeah, they'll be there. Yeah, negative.

Speaker 2 52:41

No, you don't leave your child in another freaking country.

Speaker 1 52:44

Airports are fun.

Speaker 3 52:45

There's lots of shit to do. There's stuff to do. No, I'm sure they'll come pick him up.

Speaker 2 52:50

Tom Hanks will tell you about that.

Speaker 3 52:52

It's like I told yeah, that's a good movie though the.

Speaker 1 52:54

Terminal.

Speaker 5 52:55

Yeah, I do enjoy that film.

Speaker 1 52:58

It's like I told you earlier when we were starting up on this thing it's you have to pass a test to be able to drive a car, but anybody can be a parent. Anybody can be a parent.

Speaker 2 53:08

It's not that hard.

Speaker 3 53:10

But then again, parents send their kids off on planes by themselves all the time.

Speaker 1 53:13

Yeah, well, I mean, but I think they normally like actually have an attendant with them. They have a plan for that.

Speaker 3 53:18

Yeah, it's not like they just it's not more like you're leaving in the international airport.

Speaker 2 53:24

There's people that have like split custody.

Speaker 5 53:27

We sent Javin and his brother, they were eight. And we had to plant it in accordingly, you know.

Speaker 3 53:36

Then they have attendants that take care of them.

Speaker 1 53:37

This is like hang out in the food court until your Uncle Bob shows up.

Speaker 3 53:40

This ain't the fucking mall, right.

Speaker 1 53:46

That's how Punky Brewster started.

Speaker 5 53:48

She got left in the driveway.

Speaker 1 53:49

Anyway, cincinnati, here's a local story, oh no. He's been found guilty of practicing medicine with only a tracing lions, a training license. Rather, he was luring men to yeah. So this guy, yeah, hey tracing lions. That's awesome did I mention, tonight's show is sponsored.

Speaker 2 54:07

Can we trace some lions?

Speaker 5 54:08

yeah, we got tequila, ooh spicy cannonball, cannonball coming, careful Kimmy, that's haunted A local man.

Speaker 1 54:19

he was practicing medicine with only a training license. He was luring men into his apartment to perform ultrasounds.

Speaker 3 54:27

It was men.

Speaker 1 54:27

On their genitals, oh.

Speaker 3 54:31

Let me see your balls. Hey, have you seen my balls?

The Fake Doctor and Final Stories

Speaker 1 54:34

He was convicted just Tuesday after a bench trial. According to complaints, Saunders told men they needed to complete a certain number of ultrasounds.

Speaker 5 54:44

Did she find?

Speaker 1 54:44

anything, this was like a date thing, like he's like hey man.

Speaker 2 54:48

I'm going to put some warm gel and rub this warm thing over your genitalia.

Speaker 3 54:54

What did he get on?

Speaker 5 54:55

Sounds kind of hot.

Speaker 3 54:56

Yeah, he'd get on Grindr or Craigslist, hey you want your balls looked at.

Speaker 1 55:00

I'm guessing it was a bar.

Speaker 5 55:02

He's just checking the genitals, it's not a horrible idea.

Speaker 1 55:06

Like, before you go you gotta check them balls I'm gonna have to give you a screen?

Speaker 3 55:11

How did Jeffrey Domer get his guys?

Speaker 5 55:13

Asked him. He went to bars. He went to bars.

Speaker 2 55:16

Got him drunk. He said he was a photographer. He just takes some pictures.

Speaker 3 55:21

Let me x-ray your balls real quick.

Speaker 1 55:23

That's what I'm telling you, man, people are dumb, people are dumb, I think, jeffrey hit his first victim over the head with a baseball bat.

Speaker 5 55:33

What did he?

Speaker 2 55:33

do with the other ones. He hit him with something First victim over the head with a baseball bat.

Speaker 5 55:35

What did he do with the other one? It was a hammer, I thought Something. He hit him with something.

Speaker 2 55:37

Yeah, yeah, I think it was a hammer, because he couldn't get him in the house.

Speaker 1 55:39

You got to tenderize your meat before you eat it.

Speaker 3 55:44

But yeah, this guy, that's something I mean. I give him credit Whatever, oh man.

Speaker 1 55:56

Hey, I'm going gotta get my license, buddy. You know what? I've got one. I can't tell this story. Which one do you want to?

Speaker 3 55:58

skip, it's the funeral home one. Oh yeah, that one's fucked up.

Speaker 1 56:02

Did you hear about that real quick? The funeral home. They had a son that he was 56. He was a former soldier and I'm assuming he was going to be buried. He was buried at Arlington but they gave him boxes and like with his stuff in it and one of the boxes, for some random reason, included his brain. Oh yeah, and they didn't know it and they left it in their car for like a week and it started to stink and liquid and stuff fell out of it and, yes, unfortunately yeah, it's a true story just stink and liquid and stuff fell out of it.

Speaker 1 56:35

Yes, unfortunately, yeah, it's a true story. Can't make that shit up. Some of these things you read you're like this can't be.

Speaker 3 56:45

I look them up too and I'm like this can't be real. I'm like mother trucker it is. We're going to end on this one.

Speaker 1 56:52

You know, I mentioned a minute ago, a moment ago, that I have a certain affinity for animals. I love animals. I do too.

Speaker 5 56:59

I'm a big animal guy.

Speaker 1 57:00

I feed squirrels, I feed birds. I take mice out of my house. Rats if I had one, I don't know. Fucking rats are scary dude. They're fucking huge man. It's like a mouse and a possum mixed, Because they have no hair on their tails. That's the thing. They look better in a possum. I don't have a possum.

Speaker 2 57:18

Oh, I think possums are cute.

Speaker 4 57:20

Are you serious?

Speaker 3 57:21

I swear I think that's, that's the only animal that can't catch diseases. No, exactly, they can't catch diseases.

Speaker 2 57:27

You cannot kill, and they eat the shit out of some mosquitoes and lice and ticks. Don't go to.

Speaker 1 57:33

Hawaii. How the fuck are they catching mosquitoes?

Speaker 2 57:38

Because mosquitoes like reside in marshy areas.

Speaker 1 57:42

I just can't picture a mammal that size, eating a bunch of mosquitoes out of the middle Like chopstick style, like Daniel saw Mr Miyagi.

Speaker 2 57:51

No, I'm talking about like marshy areas, Mosquitoes they nest in, like marshy, close to the ground I'm talking about like marshy areas Mosquitoes they nest in like marshy water, Like if you have like a pond.

Speaker 1 57:58

They're the size of a human hair. Have you ever heard of this?

Speaker 5 58:02

Yes, no, I'm just in here enjoying it.

Speaker 1 58:05

Possums eat mosquitoes lice and ticks yeah. I believe you on the mice and ticks.

Speaker 5 58:12

I just don't know If they ate some spiders we have one, whatever Sounds like we all need to get a possum for our house.

Speaker 2 58:21

Right.

Speaker 5 58:21

Oh, I would love one That'd be cool Anyway.

Speaker 2 58:24

Anywhoos.

Speaker 1 58:25

Anyway, I bet I say that more on the show than anyone. Anyway.

Speaker 5 58:28

Especially the bird All right.

Speaker 1 58:29

Yeah, it's been interesting. They're weird animals, though that's a good one buddy.

Speaker 3 58:32

Yay.

Speaker 5 58:35

I got one out of the shed. I was this close.

Speaker 1 58:37

That's why I was sitting here looking at your face. I was this close to moving on to the next topic.

Speaker 5 58:43

I'm just saying they're weird.

Speaker 1 58:44

Man, they're fucking gross. I got one out of my shed, dude. I ran one over about a year and a half ago with my daughter in the car and she didn't say nothing, like it was like, yeah, just driving down the road, I felt bad about it for like two and a half days and I remember I was driving home and I hadn't said anything to eliza about it and I was like, and eliza is like me, she's kind of a hippie right in certain ways, like I always called myself a professional hippie and uh, I'm driving home and I'm like we didn't said nothing.

Speaker 1 59:15

We're about I don't know, 10 minutes from the said killing and I said uh, I feel really bad about running that possum over, she goes why there you go, there's your answer. I was like I'm just a big pussy all right speaking of which what do you got? This is the last story we're doing for tonight. Oh, I just I mentioned I'm a big fan of animals and a zoo in Denmark. You haven't heard it? Puddin' has.

Speaker 3 59:48

Oh yes.

Speaker 1 59:48

They're asking for donations. They need your pets as food for its predators?

Speaker 3 59:56

Yes, yeah, that look right there.

Speaker 1 59:58

Yes, the zoo said it's trying to mimic the natural food chain of animals housed there, for the sake of both animal welfare and professional integrity. Maybe the professional integrity? Would be letting the animal go in its real life, letting the animal go in its real life, but apparently they'd rather you bring their pets to them, where they will be gently euthanized and then tortoise shreds by the animals in said zoo. The zoo in northern Denmark explained in a Facebook post that if you have a healthy animal, that needs to be a giveaway.

Speaker 2 1:00:30

They're looking for guinea pigs and chickens, I'm like, if I'm going to give you my animal, it's going to be on its last limb.

Speaker 1 1:00:38

No, they aren't. That's the point. So, like you, had a dog that I had known for over a decade, or Izzy Great dog, lived a long time, had a great life. At the end of said life, you know the dog's coming to the end, right?

Speaker 2 1:00:50

I mean you see that with living things, you know right. I mean, you see that with living things.

Speaker 1 1:00:54

You know it was time. Would you in your right of mind be able to take your dog, izzy, to the zoo, knowing they're going to put it down, so they could then?

Speaker 2 1:01:00

feed it to the cheetah.

Speaker 3 1:01:02

No, I still couldn't. You know, they are also asking for horses, horses, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:01:09

What yes, how about some cows no one cares about cows.

Speaker 5 1:01:12

But I will tell you, I love a cow, I know, but everybody eats it.

Speaker 1 1:01:16

I'm going to go down another route here.

Speaker 2 1:01:19

The people are less humane about horses, even horses that are making them money. Like that horse can't make you any more money on racing, turn it into the glue factory. Well, I'm going to tell you right now, and that's like oh my God, take it to your farm, Kimmy the moment you own anything because it's making you money, then it is not anything of you that is of value. Oh, but it's a horse.

Speaker 1 1:01:44

Now I don't know how many Amish people we have that watch our show. None, but the Amish are horrible to animals?

Speaker 3 1:01:52

Oh, very much.

Speaker 1 1:01:53

They are brutal, you know Wayne County is one of the most predominant counties in the entire state for puppy farms.

Speaker 4 1:02:01

Yes, and it's.

Speaker 1 1:02:02

Amish.

Speaker 5 1:02:03

It's the.

Speaker 1 1:02:03

Amish and they don't give two shits about taking a horse and making it haul them down the road until it dies. Not think twice about it, Because it's just an animal.

Speaker 5 1:02:12

They don't even feed their animals, like their cows and stuff. I'm not going to name names, but there's some farms out where we have our container and it's bad. And they just dump their animals like carcasses and they don't bury them.

Speaker 2 1:02:29

There's wolves and stuff to eat that.

Speaker 4 1:02:31

No, you can't do that, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

Speaker 3 1:02:36

I have dealt with one Amish company where I work and he said there are different levels of Amish.

Speaker 2 1:02:45

There are different levels of Amish.

Speaker 3 1:02:46

He goes you got them lower ones that don't care about shit and we'll do whatever. And then he got the upper ones.

Speaker 1 1:02:52

Yeah, and so he's like those are the ones that bathe once a week.

Speaker 4 1:02:56

Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:02:57

Oh yeah, I actually care about shit.

Speaker 1 1:02:59

Yeah, he's like yeah, no no, I'm telling you, man, we're surrounded by Amish, and when I used to have people that would travel in from my old job, they'd come in and they'd pass all these amish people on buggies, yeah, and they'd be like man.

Speaker 3 1:03:20

There's shit all over the road and I go and some of that's from the horses. I tell you what the best story I ever heard about amish the old uh they make a good sandwich. Well, they do make my old teacher in high school and expensive furniture he grew up in ohio.

Speaker 3 1:03:32

It's expensive man. Ohio is big Amish country. As teenagers they would get drunk. Well, amish would get drunk too. But the horses knew how to get home. Well, they would go out and find these guys that were drunk in their buggies, spin that horse around five or six times and send it back the other way. By the time that guy woke up he didn't know where the fuck he was and then killed the horse.

Speaker 1 1:03:52

Probably Probably. He's like my taxi driver sucks.

Speaker 2 1:03:55

Okay, so what is it called when?

Speaker 4 1:03:57

they go through their time.

Speaker 1 1:03:57

Instead of an Uber, it's a.

Speaker 4 1:03:58

Groover, is it Rumspringa or what is it called Rumspringa, rumspringa?

Speaker 2 1:04:04

About 16. So like there was a time I was in Hagerstown. I was at a bar in Hagerstown and this Amish guy he was on Romspringa and part of what he was doing is he still had his buggy.

Speaker 1 1:04:20

That's a late one.

Speaker 2 1:04:21

He still had his buggy and stuff, but he was kind of like being a taxi cab for Hagerstown for a little bit. He wanted to learn about everybody else's like, what everybody else did and like.

Speaker 5 1:04:37

Did you guys ever watch the Midget Amish Mafia?

Speaker 2 1:04:40

Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 1:04:41

Lord no.

Speaker 3 1:04:43

That was hilarious. No, apparently I don't watch the same shows as you, but no, I.

Speaker 5 1:04:48

Hey the Midget Mafia, Amish Mafia.

Speaker 1 1:04:52

Yeah.

Speaker 5 1:04:52

It was funny. This sounds like Pornhub.

Speaker 1 1:04:55

No yeah what kind of it wasn't the midget and the one-armed bandit Dalton. Anyway, did we have another story.

Speaker 3 1:05:02

The rendezvous.

Speaker 1 1:05:03

I'm still not done with this one Go for it.

Speaker 2 1:05:06

I know Sorry.

Speaker 1 1:05:07

I love the fact that Wendy Davis said the Voo, it's true man it was.

Speaker 2 1:05:11

It was at the Voo, or?

Speaker 3 1:05:12

somebody's garage, Garage yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:05:23

I also heard a story about Hagerstown, indiana, with the Amish, where a kid got so fucked up and drunk that when he was driving home the horse got loose, ran into a car. They had to euthanize the horse, yes, and the kid got a DUI for it, you know these people have a ninth grade education.

Speaker 3 1:05:39

Oh yeah, and that's where they limit it, oh yeah, because that's all you need to know there, because they don't do anything else. You're a workhorse, yes.

Speaker 2 1:05:45

That's what you're doing. That's right. You've got your tasks and that's all you need to know. Ah, fuck.

Speaker 3 1:05:50

That's all I got too.

Speaker 2 1:05:58

What I'm like.

Speaker 1 1:05:59

I don't remember anything Depends on whether I take my ADD medicine that day. I'm going to tell one more story. Oh God, I hope so. What do you got? It's about a pastor. We're talking about religion earlier, Jesus.

Speaker 5 1:06:09

I need a beer for this this is a man of the Lord.

Speaker 1 1:06:13

No this is a quick one and then we're going to wrap it up. There you go. We got some unopened ones here. Yeah, we do Kim?

Speaker 3 1:06:18

you look like you can use a beer. No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, you should need some of that tequila, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:06:22

Here we go. Here's our last story. Kimmy, I love you. A pastor from Denver named Eli that, that sounds like an Amish name Eli and his wife Caitlin have been accused of running a cryptocurrency scam in which they solicited $3.4 million from friends and associates. By associates, they mean people that show up to praise the Lord.

Speaker 3 1:06:50

What A pastor hustling for money? What Never.

Speaker 1 1:06:53

They were supposed to buy something. That's the funniest fucking thing you've ever seen on here. Josh Hunter says a lot of them are uncle daddies too. I'm assuming he's still talking about the Amish and not these pastors. Uncle daddies, a lot of problems with that too, I'll tell you. The Amish love to have sex. No, I'm dead serious. I love this show. I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 1:07:18

That's the best fucking show in town I've heard stories that when they're in a hospital giving birth to a child, that baby has been out of that womb for less than 72 hours and they'll walk in and old dude is going to town working on to get another one. Working on another stable horse Anywho.

Speaker 3 1:07:44

What's your story?

Speaker 1 1:07:45

Anywho, Pastor Eli and Caitlin, they started this crypto coin because, well you know, the Lord told them to.

Speaker 3 1:07:52

That's a true story.

Speaker 1 1:07:54

That's exactly what they said. Well, apparently the Lord thought they needed their house fixed up Because crypto has zero value and all the money they used went towards home renovation, airline tickets, motel rooms and luxury retail purchases, he told them to do it, you got that.

Speaker 2 1:08:10

Cartier on your wrist.

Speaker 1 1:08:15

Oh, my God likes me looking nice. Yes, so there you go.

Speaker 2 1:08:21

There we go, that guy's going to heaven though?

Speaker 1 1:08:23

Yes, because he's a believer.

Speaker 2 1:08:28

Now I can't tell you that I work in the fraud department and we have actually had quite a bit of crypto fraud.

Speaker 3 1:08:33

Oh, I believe it. It's crypto shit People will fall for anything.

Speaker 1 1:08:38

People are idiots. I've said that a million times on this show, where you're surrounded by booger-eating morons, I'll send you $5,000.

Speaker 2 1:08:45

You buy me $5,000 or $2,000 worth of gift cards.

Speaker 3 1:08:49

Send them to me. It happens all the time and we're even.

Speaker 2 1:08:53

And people get hacked.

Speaker 1 1:08:55

I knew people that thought they would lose weight because they drank AdvoCare.

Speaker 2 1:09:00

Oh, that ended up causing you some kidney, though that would give you some fucking tear your ass up, that's what I'm saying. Oh, I had kidney level issues with that shit.

Speaker 1 1:09:09

Oh no, I heard all this video, drew Brees. It's perfectly safe. Perfectly safe. Here's the thing, though, if you buy this kit and sell it to another person.

Speaker 3 1:09:20

I'll make you money, Then it works even better.

Speaker 1 1:09:21

No it works even better. I'm telling you Bugger, eat morons.

Speaker 3 1:09:25

I got a bridge in Arizona, all right.

Speaker 1 1:09:27

Well, exactly this has been one of the most off the rails shows that I think we've had in a long time I I think we've had it a long time.

Speaker 3 1:09:33

I love it Talking to you guys and just hanging out. I have fun. This is what it's about. I feel so spiritual you do. This is what it's about.

Speaker 1 1:09:42

Let's hurry up before he gets going oh my God, Look at him, he's smiling. Look at him standing up.

Speaker 3 1:09:46

Man he's wanting to go.

Speaker 1 1:09:47

He's fired up man. He wants to get in. Look on his face like this Motherfuckers don't know what's coming. Alright, thanks again for everybody that tuned in tonight to the After 2 Beers program. Greatly appreciate all of you. Thank you to anyone that's listening to us online or listening to the audio version If you like the video versions.

Speaker 1 1:10:10

Facebook now only keeps these for about a month, so if you go to YouTube you can watch all of our past shows. I, uh, I watch local podcasts. I root for anyone local um in. I, it's like animals man, I just want everybody to be happy and succeed and do that kind of thing. But you know, I feel like we're pretty good at this and, uh, we've been doing it, though, for a long time.

Speaker 2 1:10:35

We're eight and a half years into this, longer than our marriages.

Speaker 1 1:10:39

Yeah, yeah, it's yeah.

Speaker 4 1:10:44

It's not an arguable fact.

Speaker 1 1:10:45

It's very true. This is the most consistent thing I've had in my life.

Speaker 2 1:10:50

Because that's her piece.

Speaker 3 1:10:51

No, that's his.

Speaker 4 1:10:56

Just his piece. I love you guys. I love you too, I'll be honest with you, see, that's how I get off topic.

Speaker 1 1:11:01

No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go. That's how I get off topic.

Speaker 3 1:11:05

man STDs scare the fuck out of me, man oh dude, they're crazy, I'm telling you, man.

Speaker 1 1:11:10

And they get stronger, just like those rats do. Yeah, nobody wants.

Speaker 2 1:11:12

wants the herp anyway, they get 22 inches long. Oh my God.

Speaker 4 1:11:18

Are we?

Speaker 3 1:11:19

talking about the rat or the herping, yes, yep.

Speaker 1 1:11:21

Yep, yeah, all right. Thanks to anyone that continued to stick around through all of this. I still don't understand why, with this kind of content, that we haven't been invited into any of the Richmond shows. There's lots of Richmond shows now. Some about employment, some about local things that are going on. Obviously, they don't like to laugh. Yeah apparently Apparently. Ma'am Josh Ponder says Advocare was a low-key cult. I'm telling you, I'm not arguing with you, bro.

Speaker 2 1:11:48

No, it was it was right up there with 31 bags parties.

Speaker 1 1:11:55

Easy bub, Easy Tupperware had to evolve. Tupperware's the best. Actually, Tupperware was good.

Speaker 3 1:12:01

I still love it.

Speaker 1 1:12:02

Until it got stained by SpaghettiOs, and then you couldn't. I'm telling you Something SpaghettiOs.

Speaker 2 1:12:07

Pyrex, let's go, pyrex.

Speaker 1 1:12:08

Anyway, thanks again to everybody involved, thanks again to the Bottle Shop for hooking us up tonight.

Speaker 3 1:12:13

That stuff is amazing.

Speaker 1 1:12:17

This tequila is so good, we drank half a bottle of it tonight. I'm a little embarrassed by that. After half a bottle of tequila is what this show should be called now. It's good stuff. Interesting show. Anything you learned this week.

Speaker 3 1:12:30

Paul, no, honestly, what I learned? We need to get to a ghost hunt. We should do a ghost hunt. We do need to do a ghost hunt, can?

Speaker 1 1:12:37

you imagine doing an after two beers ghost hunt where we had to drink two beers before we entered said property?

Speaker 3 1:12:43

Oh, that would be the great. You could probably do it up in Randolph County.

Speaker 5 1:12:48

That's what our guy over here, shooky said.

Speaker 1 1:12:50

Kevin, I still don't know why there's not a.

Speaker 5 1:12:53

You can stay the night there. It I don't know why there's not a. You can stay the night there.

Speaker 1 1:12:56

It's Rain on Southern.

Speaker 2 1:12:57

No, I'm talking about Jim Jones, y'all will think I'm a ghost if I fall asleep.

Speaker 3 1:13:01

Where are you going to go around here, though, for him?

Speaker 1 1:13:04

Where he was from and where the it's probably not haunted.

Speaker 3 1:13:07

I mean, if you go to Jones County, I just think it'd be interesting.

Speaker 1 1:13:09

Well, I don't have a passport. We could do a podcast up there At the haunted place, at the infirmary.

Speaker 3 1:13:18

Let's do it. You've got the ability now to go live. Let's do it. I will be the guy.

Speaker 1 1:13:23

That would be great. I will go in as the skeptic and.

Speaker 4 1:13:26

I hope I come out with lashings. I'm going to give you that.

Speaker 1 1:13:30

I hope you come out with lashings and then after two beers, we'll Two beers will be nothing but talk about the spirituals after that. There you go Spirits and spirituals, that's what we're going to do.

Speaker 3 1:13:40

That's the name of the show that night Spirits and spirits, spirits and spirits. There you go See what we can find.

Speaker 1 1:13:45

When that ghost gets done, it'll be like I wish I was never in this dormitory.

Speaker 3 1:13:52

Who are these?

Speaker 2 1:13:52

motherfuckers drinking.

Speaker 1 1:13:53

I'm going to feel like crap tomorrow. Hey Ghost, just take an ibuprofen drink of water before you go to bed. You'll be fine. That's what.

Closing Thoughts and Show Wrap-up

Speaker 1 1:14:01

I say Anyway, we do this show really for one reason I love everybody involved in this process Kevin, jeremy, kim, kevin's the best, puddin', all you guys. I love all of you and I love everyone that continues to support the program. Uh, as we're eight and a half years into it and really all I'm trying to do, along with these great people surrounded by me, is just uh, life sucks, man. It can be hard sometimes.

Speaker 1 1:14:26

Yeah, just try to make you laugh a little, just make you laugh a little bit and we're just trying to like, as I said it this week, this is your midweek break. Break from the bullshit and stress and shit that gets you down, and we, we just want you to come in, have a couple of drinks with us, hang out. Maybe you're listening to us on a Saturday at your kid's ball game. Maybe it's Sunday at church and you're not listening to what the pastor is saying. Just have a little fun, have a little giggle, buddy. That's all we want to do, because at the end of the day, like we said, life is hard and we're not going to make it. At the end of this, we all kind of finished with the same prize at the end. So let's just make sure we got a long time before we get there.

Speaker 3 1:15:01

Make sure we do with our friends yeah.

Speaker 5 1:15:03

Hey and tell somebody you love them.

Speaker 1 1:15:04

That's what I mean, man.

Speaker 5 1:15:05

That's the good stuff right there. Tell them you love them, that's right. Tell them they're important.

Speaker 2 1:15:08

That's exactly right and honestly not. If you're struggling, reach out to somebody, man, Don't be afraid, come hang out with us. Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:15:16

Because, I guarantee you, we care, yeah, and we don't judge. Listen to us. We're all fucked up Between all of us. Why do we have like 12 divorces? Yeah Right, jeremy is like man, I got a bunch.

Speaker 3 1:15:33

He got awful quiet on that one, didn't he? You? Shut your face when you're talking to me, I love that guy.

Speaker 1 1:15:41

Thanks to you all again and make sure you continue to follow us on Facebook. We'll let you know when we're doing our next trivia.

Speaker 4 1:15:50

We got those coming up.

Speaker 1 1:15:51

I can't wait. We're continuing to support the local Elks here locally yeah we have Rum Night.

Speaker 2 1:15:56

Yes.

Speaker 3 1:15:57

When, on the 16th, he doesn't even know about it.

Speaker 2 1:16:00

You guys, didn't tell me. We just found out, like last night.

Speaker 3 1:16:04

I'm going to rat trap for your asses.

Speaker 2 1:16:06

So the 16th we're going to be at the Elks A 22-inch one.

Speaker 1 1:16:10

We're going to play some like. That'd be a horrible way to go. I a horrible way to go. I know Some.

Speaker 3 1:16:14

Margaritaville type music and celebrating rum. There we go, 22 inch window with a rat head 22 inch rat.

Speaker 2 1:16:21

Why is the rum always?

Speaker 3 1:16:22

good.

Speaker 2 1:16:23

Anyway.

Speaker 1 1:16:24

All right, anyway. Red rum, red rum. This show never ends.

Speaker 3 1:16:31

And now the sirens are coming and on that note we gotta go All right.

Speaker 1 1:16:35

Thanks again. Love you all. Make sure you take care of each other. Love everybody, check on your friends, check on your family, check on your neighbors and we will be back in two weeks, thanks to our buddy, kevin, right here. Gibbler.

Speaker 4 1:16:50

After two beers. Take me home, take me on home.