#196 After 2 Beers: Bigfoot, JFK, And The Secrets We Never Get

You know that moment when a normal catch-up turns into a dead-serious debate about aliens, JFK, and who’s really pulling the strings? That’s where we live. Dutch Dalton, Kimmy Gibbler, and Michael Summers crack the seal after a couple drinks and chase the questions people only admit they have when the room feels safe: Bigfoot sightings, Area 51, 9/11 doubts, the Epstein list, and why it feels like the public always gets the story late.

We also get into faith and history in a way that’s messy but honest, from Freemasons to missing religious texts like the Book of Enoch, plus the idea that “secrets” might be sitting in places like the Vatican archives or locked-away collections the public never sees. Then we pull it back to modern life, including what it’s like to get “Zuckered” by social media and watch a page’s reach collapse when platforms and reports decide you’re a problem.

And because it’s After Two Beers, we end up laughing at the most absurd real headlines on earth: Olympic Village condom shortages, a camel beauty contest busted for cosmetic hump fillers, an Antarctica stabbing over book spoilers, a kid accidentally packing a vodka cocktail for lunch, a Guinness record pulled with nipple piercings, and yes, sharks testing positive for drugs in the Caribbean. If you like comedy podcasts, conspiracy theory talk, and weird news that somehow circles back to real life, this one’s for you. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves a good rabbit hole, and leave a review, what conspiracy do you want us to go deeper on next?

Transcript

Welcome, Drinks, And Local Updates

SPEAKER_04 0:02

Welcome to the After Two Beers Podcast. I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Kabler.

SPEAKER_03 0:07

That's me.

SPEAKER_04 0:08

And Michael Summers. What's going on? And Mr. Boom Boom himself in the uh control room with Barry Screddy. Oh, quick draw McGraw in. This is your first time tuning in. We greatly appreciate you stopping by for the After Two Beers podcast. Basically, that means we have to consume at least two alcoholic drinks before we begin. And uh I can promise you that has happened already. And uh the reason we do that is we believe it lifts the uh the muffler off. The um, you know, people have a tendency to try to be very PC.

SPEAKER_06 0:42

Yeah.

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And uh we want people to be real, like the real world. Yeah, we're here to have a good time. Uh uh before we get going, I want to send out a few thank yous. Thanks you to our uh buddy Kevin Shook here at Global Media Enterprises for making this happen. It's uh it's been a while since we've been in here and we've been really, really busy. But this is actually my favorite thing that we do. Oh, yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_05 1:04

So this is what started it all.

SPEAKER_04 1:06

Yeah. It is. Yeah, we've been doing trivia down at the firehouse and the VFW. We've got at probably one more at the firehouse. Firehouse has been awesome to be at this year, but when it starts getting nice out, people don't want to come in and play trivia as much. And uh deservedly so. Yeah, I don't blame them. There's shit to do outside. Yeah. Uh also uh want to make sure we thank those guys. Thank the VFW. Coming up this Saturday, if you're here local watching this live or listening to it the next few days, uh, we will be doing trivia at five o'clock at the VFW. And then uh on April 18th, we have one of our country DJ nights. I uh never in my life would have imagined there I'd be uh DJing country events and how wildly popular they are. I love it.

SPEAKER_05 1:53

I love seeing everybody out there dancing. Standing room only.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Yes, and it's all ages. Like you have to teenagers to people that yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:03

They're uh yeah, we're born in their last dance.

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Yeah, yeah.

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They're like, I used to watch Hank Williams when he was on his first tour. That's a good time. Yeah, and it's a blast. Uh, thank you to our Patreon sponsors. If you uh you dig what we're doing, you want to support us, we would greatly appreciate it. The easiest way to do that is if you go to patreon.com backslash after two beers. Uh for as little as three dollars a month, you can uh follow us. And uh we use it along with uh our other sponsor, the bottle shop, uh, to come up with these uh these great drinks every week. Yeah. So tonight we've got uh rumpel mince, which um if anybody's always good. It's always good.

SPEAKER_03 2:49

It's Christmas in your mouth.

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Yeah, I've made people throw up all over the United States with that stuff. Unless you get the new cinnamon one, it tastes like mouthwash. Yeah, do not do that. Uh coming up this week, I've got a whole plethora of stories. I don't know if we'll even be able to get to all of them, but uh we'll do our best. We've been saving up for a while. Yeah. But uh before we do that, I want to jump into a few things. Um excuse me, beer burp. Um if you're watching us live on After Two Beers on our Facebook page or on YouTube, uh feel free to comment. And uh, we'd love audience interaction.

SPEAKER_05 3:28

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Favorite Conspiracies And Alien Rumors

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Yeah, that's the biggest thing you can do for us, and that doesn't cost you a penny. No, it's free. Um just uh give us a review, a like, a share, and uh that would be awesome too. All right. Um when I walked in, you and uh Shook were deep into a um a um it was the JFK thing. Yes, uh the love story conspiracy theory kind of stuff. Yes, uh Copesy says what's up? What's up, Josh? Um what do you I know he does, and I know you do. What are some of your favorite conspiracies? Or that you actually believe are legit? Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Do you really think I'm I think Tupac's still alive? I noticed. I just do.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Why don't you? I think there's something with Area 51. Yeah, oh absolutely. There's Area 52 now.

SPEAKER_04 4:20

Right Pat is where they do all the research. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 4:23

All the stuff I've heard about aliens and stuff like that, right pat is like the center of it. They uh everything goes there first, and then they're in the caves, tunnels, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 4:33

I think I told you guys this before, but I had a friend that his dad worked at Wright Pat. Yeah. And before he passed, he said, he didn't tell him, he just said, Boys, you're not alone. Oh, yeah. That was it.

SPEAKER_03 4:46

Yeah. Maybe he was a hoe and he's got other children.

SPEAKER_01 4:50

He knew what he was saying, but I mean, that's what I would have taken it with my dad.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

You were gonna say if you were gonna hide UFOs, Ohio would be the place to do it because those people are shitty drivers. They're taxes. Oh, horrible, man. Man, yeah. Uh so uh I I'm becoming uh That's I mean, there's so many. Yeah, like it's hard to believe that in this entire infinite galaxy, not just this galaxy, but multiple, yes, right, that we are the only thing.

SPEAKER_01 5:23

No they said that um Jupiter's moon. Have you seen this? Uh the signal that they're they're getting a signal back from the moon? And it they they narrowed it down, it is coming from one of Jupiter's moons.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

And uh the missing planet. That's a new one. There should be a planet right after Mars. Yeah, like Mars used to be the moon.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Well, you got the president old Obama saying that for real. I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

Well, and I think um uh didn't Trump just put out some stuff too.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

I think what they're doing, and this is my opinion, because I'm a big conspiracy theorist, you know that. Like I like conspiracy theories. Um, I think what they're doing is they're pushing us out and testing how the people react to what they're hearing and this and that, and then you'll finally go, oh yeah, yeah, we knew about that. You know, so it's not a shock.

SPEAKER_04 6:13

Well, they've done this, they've actually brought people in, from what I've been told, and they uh they ask people to go through all the pros and cons of whether or not to just let people use it. Yeah, and they said that the cons outweighed the pros, mostly because you got to remember the mass hysteria. Well, it it basically screws up everybody's religion. Right. Oh, yeah. The moment you throw out there that there's aliens, right?

SPEAKER_01 6:38

And they're just be like, well, or what about if they're clone? Like, what if they're living with you and you didn't even know it? Like that type of shit. I believe it. Yeah, I believe some people I've met.

SPEAKER_03 6:51

That's exactly what I was thinking. I was like, yeah, I know some people that I was ever men in black.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

So putting, putting, so if we're if we we kill them, was that really murder? Because it's not really a human? Like, is it oh dude, that's way too deep right now. Give me a few more words. It's a person, but really technically it's an alien.

SPEAKER_04 7:11

I think it's still murder. I don't know. If you could know the answer right now to any conspiracy theory, whether it's who actually shot JFK, whether Oswald acted alone, whether um there are big feet. What do you call a group of Bigfoots? Danger.

SPEAKER_03 7:32

Danger. Danger. Ponder. Ponder Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

I got a group of ponders, ponder family review.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

We got a group of ponders.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

Uh seriously, what would be the one you would want to know? What's the one like on your deathbed if they let you find out one conspiracy theory, whether it's true, fake, whatever it is, what would be the one?

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Charlie Kirk.

SPEAKER_05 7:54

Oh, the people uh that's another one.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

It's popular this week. Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_04 7:59

Well, it's we can get into that too. But here's the thing about Charlie Kirk and the guy that shot Trump. Yeah. Why don't I know anything about either one of these guys? Cover up. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 8:15

Because that boy didn't have enough time to disassemble that gun, get down, put it in the backpack, go out into the woods, and then reassemble it. Right?

SPEAKER_03 8:22

No, that ain't right.

SPEAKER_05 8:24

That shit's fake. I would want to know who's actually running the video of him running the world.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

Running the world.

SPEAKER_04 8:30

Was it the Rothschilds? Yeah. The Rothschilds.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

Rothschilds. Oh, yeah, that's a big thing.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

Yeah. Or the the Illuminati started it. That'd be a good one. The Illuminati? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's uh one 9-11 is another one.

SPEAKER_03 8:47

Oh, I just saw something today on that that like it was a uh plane that like pretty much got demolished by a bus, right? Did you see that lightning? Yeah, we got tornadoes coming.

SPEAKER_05 9:01

They hit the fire truck?

SPEAKER_03 9:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

Like got demolished, and they're like, you can't tell me the the planes that hit a building and it messed up the building that much. But like it hits a bus and you completely demolish it.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

I have the number one. I have the number one that everybody wants to know. Which is.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_01 9:22

And damn it, I want to know. Now I'm mad. Curse of Oak Island. I want to know that shit. I'm tired of watching that show.

SPEAKER_05 9:28

I quit watching that. That shit is bad.

SPEAKER_01 9:31

Yeah, it's a joke. Find that shit or do something or get it off the show.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

Man, I thought you were gonna do something like from our childhood, like uh quicksand or the Bermuda Triangle or something like that. Like Amelia Earhart. Like, why didn't why do we need nobody worries about the Bermuda Triangle anymore? Nobody worries about quicksand or bermuda triangle. So like that was stuff that we were so scared of when we were kids.

SPEAKER_05 9:56

I was scared of my sleep paralysis demon. That's okay.

Ghosts Versus Aliens And 9-11

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Anywho, and there it is. Yeah. Would you rather know if ghosts are real or aliens are real? Aliens. Ghosts. Oh, you can only pick one. Ghost. Aliens. I'm going aliens, or you know the alien. You know the aliens are real. So you want to know the ghosts are real. Which is basically a spirit that is ghost.

SPEAKER_05 10:22

Yeah, ghosts are spirit. They don't they're not gonna bother me. I'm gonna go for the aliens real.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

I don't know. Man, I don't believe in ghosts at all. But I I want you to be I want you to be touched by ghosts. Like on the Ghostbusters. Dude calls out the bad doll or whatever. That fucking dolls. He had a cold that week. Yeah, he had a cold that week. Yeah, he got sick that week.

SPEAKER_03 10:49

It's like saying Beetlejuice three times. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

Or Candyman.

SPEAKER_04 10:53

Oh gosh. So you think do you think 9-11 was was set up?

SPEAKER_03 10:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:59

Do you? I don't.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

A little bit.

unknown 11:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

A little bit. People think they uh there's no way that that building just fell on top of itself completely down. Right. Completely down like that. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then it's funny, like you didn't even have to wait very long for the next one to be.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Well, and you got the guy that owns the building on a never.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

Who put out the big insurance policy on what two weeks before?

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Yeah, and rented out that one floor to somebody that has now rented out a floor at what is it a Citibank? I don't building or something.

SPEAKER_01 11:35

There's some sketch.

SPEAKER_04 11:36

All right, I'm gonna throw another one at you.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

All those. Or uh you can read the Epstein list.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Oh can't you kind of leave? Like you can look at the email. And do some look at the emails.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

I'm not even saying Trump. Here's my problem with that whole thing. Okay. It's not, and I'm not saying Trump was in on it. I'm not, you know, I'm not going there. I'm simply saying he got convicted and she got convicted. So they clearly were doing something. Right. All right? Right. But nobody else did. Right.

SPEAKER_05 12:14

I say he did nothing wrong and be clean.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

I think the Diddy first is kind of interesting too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

You ain't gonna say he's clean in the shithouse. Diddy is Epstein right.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:26

Yeah, he was the beginning. Oh my god. Or would you want to know what Michael Jackson did? Tyler Perry version of the Epstein Island. What was that one? Oh, that kid looked, that guy looked at kids' booty hole all the time.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

He loves a part of the scorpish. No, but there's really part of me that thinks that Michael Jackson just missed out on so much of his childhood that he was just trying to be a kid.

SPEAKER_04 12:48

Yeah, I'm not saying that that's not the reason, but doesn't mean you should be able to just do it. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Like I just want to hang with it. But what do we know? But what but do we know if he did anything really?

SPEAKER_01 13:02

Yeah, he did. He touched private parts.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

But there's special juice, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Oh yeah. He lured him in like the candy in the basement.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

He got that recipe from Bill Cosby. That guy's still getting convicted.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

Did you see that? Did you see he got 52 bit uh 52 million dollars in a civil lawsuit?

SPEAKER_04 13:22

Yeah, because he raped a bunch of people. He did a lot of raping, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

Come on, just give him a pud and pop.

SPEAKER_04 13:29

This is the guy that got on Eddie Murphy for cussing.

SPEAKER_03 13:32

No way.

SPEAKER_04 13:33

Yeah. He hated that Eddie Murphy used foul language in his his stand-up material. I'm sorry, that was some of the best stand-ups.

SPEAKER_03 13:40

And he's like, So, what was he saying to these ladies that he lured in with the drink? He was just like, take this, I'm gonna do this.

SPEAKER_05 13:48

He's like, Have you tried this?

SPEAKER_02 13:50

I'm gonna give you my pot and pop but that was good, but whatever.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

Yeah, that guy actually had the original jello shot. Yeah, he did. A baby. Wow. He forced the morning after pill on him. Oh man. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

So what was the one that you would like you were asking?

SPEAKER_04 14:17

If I could pick one, yeah. Uh man, that's a great one. Um, I mean, it's funny because I I think the biggest one for me, especially as I'm getting older in life, you know, I'm fucked we're almost 50. Yeah. Um, you know, you always wonder what the afterlife is like, right?

SPEAKER_06 14:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:35

But uh I don't know. I think that one that one would be a pretty good one. You also think back to the Masons and how they this count this country was founded, you know, and that kind of stuff, I think would be very interesting. So crazy.

SPEAKER_05 14:49

I just I was listening to one podcast about that today.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

If there's an afterlife, I just hope that the first thing they do is hand you a book with all that shit.

Freemasons, Faith, And Missing Bible Books

SPEAKER_03 14:57

Like how the uh it's automatically how are the pyramids built downloaded because you know they didn't have the technology.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

It was uh it was pretty I'm a Freemason and uh it was pretty interesting. Are you really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Why do we not know this? I've known you for a lot of years.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

You're not supposed to talk about it much.

SPEAKER_03 15:13

Is it like Fight Club? Nobody knows. Freemason's like Fight Club.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

I can't really talk about it, but I mean it was Trump's a Freemason, but you have the white bib and find him in the books. You don't I never hear you talk about it.

SPEAKER_04 15:26

They're not apparently.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

My whole family is like my dad, my brothers, like my grandpa was. Like, yeah, so I did that probably 20-some years ago. So yeah. So is it so like I'm not as active.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

Do you have any local conspiracy theories that you're curious about? Like anytime Richmond needs something to go away to build something new, I'm just telling you. Yeah, hey, we need New Jersey.

SPEAKER_03 15:56

Hey, I've been looking at a lot of different speak out Richmonds, the real ones, the not real ones, all like all of the things.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

I'd like to know if that old uh reed was really haunted. Uh they said it was buried on an Indian burial site back there.

unknown 16:09

Probably.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

It was built on a it's now full of pollution. That's why nothing is built there. But I mean, back in the day they say it was an Indian barrel ground.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

Technically, everywhere is everywhere was a ground. Yeah, except the west side of Richmond, it was built on a dump. It's true. They used to be the dump. They used to be the Richmond dump.

SPEAKER_06 16:28

Really? Yeah. All right. Huh. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Yeah. There's got to be something else though that you're missing. Was that all you had?

SPEAKER_04 16:38

No, I'm just I was rattling shit off. I just saw her reading about it or listening to it.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

Yeah, it was that JFK Jr. thing is going to be.

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Yeah, those are the two biggest. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Yeah. Those are the two biggies right there.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

But are we prepared to really know?

SPEAKER_04 16:56

Probably not. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

I mean, what is it going to influence your life, any?

SPEAKER_04 16:59

It would for sure.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Like how?

SPEAKER_04 17:02

Well, if you know that Dalton would start praying.

unknown 17:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Yeah. For what? Well, right.

SPEAKER_02 17:08

That's two what?

SPEAKER_04 17:10

Or not.

SPEAKER_03 17:11

He doesn't know which to what to pray to. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 17:15

Usual suspects, right? Kaiser Sose said, not everybody believes in God, but everyone fears God. And that's the thing, right? Like, I it's not that I don't believe, I don't believe in what I think is written down in the Bible as the full that was written by man. And it was also edited multiple times by man.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

There's several books missing too.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

Yeah, the the whole the book of Enoch.

SPEAKER_05 17:40

Okay, which is huge right now for everybody.

SPEAKER_04 17:41

Yeah. Do you even know of the book of Enoch? You told me about it. This is where basically either angels, which were probably aliens, came down and made it with humans or with primates. Yeah, but this is all true. Yeah. And it was um in giants.

SPEAKER_05 17:59

Yeah. That's how they produced giants.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_05 18:03

Could be. You never know.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

I'm I'm joking.

SPEAKER_05 18:05

You don't know.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

I'm just bringing it all a little bit of humor with it.

SPEAKER_04 18:08

I just like well, that's what you're here for. I know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:12

I'm the buffer. Uh I no, I'm gonna bring it back. I'm gonna tell you, I want to know what's in it. The caverns in the Vatican City. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

Well, what's the other one? Uh probably Satan. Or the Smithsonian. What's in the Smithsonian?

SPEAKER_05 18:29

He's locked away. You tell me there's 300 some billion dollar million artifacts in there and we can't see them.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

Yeah. Just sitting there. I just that's the one thing. I just uh the only reason I'd ever run for political office is so that I can make it far enough to get the Book of Secrets. They wouldn't tell you. Those guys don't even know what to do. They are just puppets, man. They're not just puppets. Oh my god, they're just figuring out the thing.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

They don't have clearance for that.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Well, that's the whole point. Uh Mike Rice, thank you. This has been my biggest beef with Christianity. The way has been tainted. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's yeah, exactly. Like a perfect example of that is uh the King James, right? Yeah. He wanted to get a divorce, so he changes it up a little bit. And I believe it was the original Hebrews. Don't if I'm wrong, please. That took the Enoch out, the book of Enoch. And um I'm just saying if you read the New Testament and follow the study and what Jesus, he was awesome. Yeah. Love thy neighbor.

SPEAKER_06 19:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

But if you go to the Old Testament, it was if you didn't love God, I mean, there was the seven plagues, there was the flood. I mean, he was a very vengeful God in the first one. Yeah. And then the second half, it was like an about it was like a wrestling turn. Baby face.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

Did we just turn the Bible into a wrestling?

SPEAKER_04 19:54

Yes. That's how pick ass wrestling is. Uh Damasc, uh music, rather. I almost said Damascus. Uh, I can't even fathom the amount of secrets the government owes the world. Oh my god. Yeah, we have to. Yeah. We'll never know. No, man. It's a big club and we ain't in it. No. No.

SPEAKER_03 20:11

We're gonna be the last to know until we hear about explosions.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

He's not in the club. Oh, no, no, he is.

Epstein, Diddy, Tupac, And JFK Theories

SPEAKER_04 20:17

I don't think he is. Oh, he is. No, I think he's a puppet. No, he is their puppet, but he's in the club. I think he's on the edge. The fringe? The fringe. Yeah, they're using him. Yeah. Well, and it all goes back to Epstein. Yeah. That guy had so much dirt on so many people. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

And he was ruling the world.

SPEAKER_04 20:38

Here's the thing with Epstein. And this is how you know that shit was fake, in my humble opinion. Oh, him. If if you're a Chomo for the most part, they'll put you in solitary. Oh, yeah. This guy was the ultimate chomo. If there was a Chomo goat, Epstein is the Chomo goat. And they put him in a cell with a convicted killer.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

No, he he that was all set up bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 21:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

It was. Well, I mean, you could say the same thing about Diddy right now. I mean, uh, you say what you want, but his list is over 300, and there's some shit that went down, and he's protected because he's got something in place that says, hey. Yeah, but he went to jail. Yeah, but he's in jail, but he's still making deals. I'm sorry. Anytime you put beds next to your basketball. He just made a deal and bought uh OnlyFans. What? He just bought OnlyFans. I didn't hear this. From prison. Oh, the owner died of it. Yeah, he bought it. SCDs.

SPEAKER_06 21:38

He bought it.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

I'm just telling you, the dude's living good in jail. And uh he's got secrets, bro, and he's got shit on videos, and people Well, there are a lot of people who believe he's behind Tupac getting killed.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

Tupac and Biggie. I 100% believe it. I want to. But I don't think that Tupac got killed.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

Even Biggie? Biggie. Biggie is Tupac was killed. Biggie.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

shouldn't have died, bro. They shot him on that's the wildest part. Biggie should be shot on downtown or right on the strip in in in Las Vegas, and there's two witnesses. Right. Diddy was competition to 16. Yeah. Oh yeah. He was getting there. He was on his way.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

Yep. Oh, I love this shit.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

See, this is what it's about. Oh my god. We haven't done a single story yet. No, this is the beauty of after two beers. This is the shit people sit around at bonfires. And in the discourse. And they talk about like. So what's your theory on JFK?

SPEAKER_05 22:37

Junior or senior? Senior. Oh, he was murdered. Uh Oswald from the books depository and the guy Turpin, the police officer, the Dallas police officer Turpin from the Grassy North.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

Yeah, but who orchestrated it? Oh, CIA. You think it was the CIA?

SPEAKER_05 22:53

He was getting ready to come out. JFK was getting ready to come out in the following week with a speech about teaming up with Russia to go to the moon. And they did not want that. Because Russia finally figured out he'd come to them several times before about hey, let's team up and go. And you know, Russia was so far ahead of us. And then finally we got up there.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

And then But did we?

SPEAKER_05 23:17

We did. Operation Paperclip.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

But did we die?

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Operation Paperclip. And we got all the scientists from Germany. And we finally caught up, and then Russia figured it out and was going to team up with us. Then he got that's another one.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

He's bringing up Germany. All the uh, first of all, a lot of NASA were former Nazis. Yeah. And then a lot of Nazis, they believe, were sent to Argentina. Yeah. And we just sent them like 80 million, 80 billion dollars. Yeah. Well, we just captured their president. No, that's Venezuela. Oh, Venezuela, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm telling you, man, there's a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

We don't know. Oh, yeah. He was taken out because of that. They didn't want to work with the Russians.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

Who was the really president when Joe Biden went there? Um, probably the Illuminati.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't Kamala.

unknown 24:07

No.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

No. I it it was they're all figureheads, bro. Yeah. They're all figureheads. I think the Clintons are deeper in shit than people realize.

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Oh, I mean, dude, how crazy were those trials that they just did for the Epstein shit. Oh, yeah where he went in, where Hillary went in, and that's just that's all for television, bro.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

That is she what did she have to do with it?

SPEAKER_01 24:30

She got married. She wasn't even there.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

Well, yeah, because it was her husband.

unknown 24:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Yeah, he just flew on the planes. He didn't know anything that was going on.

SPEAKER_03 24:37

Past that rumplemuth.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

We need to get deeper.

SPEAKER_04 24:41

We need to find a new story. I want to know if my if Macho Man really slept with uh with Vince McMahon's daughter. Oh his daughter. Stephanie. I bet he's Stephanie.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Stephanie was a kind of a hoe. So I'm not the he was a minor then.

Getting Zuckered On Social Media

SPEAKER_04 24:59

And that's the reason that he wasn't in the Hall of Fame forever, is because Vince McMahon wouldn't allow it because he slept with. I did not hear this. Yes. Yeah, man. Uh you guys better be careful or you'll end up on the we're already on the list. Which list? Which one? Which one? You know, it's funny. It it and I will not that after two beers was ever going to be some global huge thing. Our first year. Our first year.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

It was a little testy.

SPEAKER_04 25:32

Our first year in doing this thing, we got up to the point we had almost a hundred thousand followers in our first year. Wow. We were doing 25 million impressions a month.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

Our memes were insane. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

We were thousands and thousands of reactions on our memes. Then we had TJ Miller on the show. Yeah. And he badmouthed Zuckerberg. We can't get above 3,000 in the last seven years.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

We got shut down. We got Zuckered.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Yeah, we definitely got Zuckered.

SPEAKER_03 26:02

Yes, we got Zuckered. Our whole thing was shut down, and then we had to regrow.

SPEAKER_04 26:06

Fuck yeah. Oh my God, we were doing so well.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

It was insane.

SPEAKER_04 26:12

And what happened, you guys? Zuckered.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

We got Zuckered.

SPEAKER_04 26:15

He sent we uh he I said he like Mark was personally involved in it. Um, all of a sudden people started reporting us, right? And now I'm not saying that people didn't because we posted funny ass memes and probably people were offended about it, but right the the last meme was it was a lady that had her hand in her pants, like a big lady. Oh, it was brilliant at like Walmart.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

It was gross, right?

SPEAKER_04 26:39

And and they're like, this is why you need to make sure you wash your cart handles. Oh you know, I mean, it wasn't like you didn't see anything, it wasn't negative, right?

SPEAKER_03 26:49

And wasn't it right around the time of COVID too?

SPEAKER_04 26:52

No, no, no, no. This is when we first started in 2018.

SPEAKER_03 26:55

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 26:55

It was 2019, and and all of a sudden they they kicked us off. So, right now, our Facebook page is After Two Beers Podcast. The original was after two beers, that's all it was. Right. You can't they it's gone. They did, got blackballed. We did, man.

SPEAKER_03 27:14

Insane.

SPEAKER_04 27:15

And they got in trouble yesterday.

unknown 27:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Who did they pay a big fee?

SPEAKER_04 27:18

Well, that's just that's just one girl.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

That's that is a watershed moment for a lot of people. And it's basically how these it was high. It was like six million bucks, but the point of it is if that is one girl that can say her life was negatively affected by both Facebook and um Instagram, yeah, then you can't tell me there's millions more lined up. Oh yeah. Good for her. Yeah, I love it.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Okay. All right. This is good shit. This is why we never get above 3,000 now. We never get invited to anything. You ever notice that? Like, um, the only time people invite us is if we can make them money. That's the only time we get invited to anything. And we do asses and seats.

SPEAKER_03 28:19

We do asses and seats and people on feet. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

Be like Nick. Vampire autism. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

All right.

Weird News Starts With Randy

SPEAKER_04 28:26

Are we ready to do some funny news stories? What do we got? All right. Oh my God. I want to do this whole thing. I'll tell you another show I've thinking about doing.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

And I think this would go over well, not just within Wayne County, but if you watch the politics on Facebook. All the politics. Oh my God. He just did a Richmond like uh face the basic. Oh my gosh. Face the county with county. Oh my god. I want to we should have our own scanner page.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

Oh, JP is like tumbling down that road. It's not it.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

I'm telling you, it's the initial Jay. I want to get both of them in here. Oh. Jamie and Jerry, right here. Jamie would do it. Actually, he wouldn't. Yes, he would. Maybe he would now. I've asked him multiple times when he was running for mayor to come on. Oh, he was. Dave Snow was here multiple times. Yeah. He never came on. And I'm not hating on Jay. I like Jamie. I've met Jamie. I haven't met the other people, so I don't have an opinion on him. Jerry's good people. I've never met him. But that's the hardest thing.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

I worked with him, you know, he was fire chief, and I had to get all my permits there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

I'll tell you another guy I'd love to have on here. Steve Rape. I don't know. Get him before he moves. Is he moving? Is he moving?

SPEAKER_03 29:33

Yeah. Oh, well, good for him.

SPEAKER_04 29:35

Who's moving? Steve Rabe. It looks awful young to be moving to Florida all the time. You better sell all his property. Yeah, he's trying. You know, most of our listens come from outside of Richmond. Um, people in Germany are like, who the fuck is Steve Raven? All right, let's jump into some stories here. Yeah. All right. This one is uh from June 2014. This is a while ago. A male guinea pig nicknamed Randy escaped his enclosure at the Hatton Adventure World. It was in England. Have you heard this story? No. Yeah. Now, somehow, old Randy ended up in the female enclosure, which had around 100 female guinea pigs. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

Get it, Randy. Get it, Randy.

SPEAKER_04 30:23

Steve didn't notice, or excuse me, staff didn't notice immediately. They only realized something was wrong when nearly all of the females became pregnant. Randy had apparently been in there for several weeks. Zoo staff said the male had impregnated most of the females. And since uh guinea pigs uh typically have a litter of about four, they expected around 400 babies. I guess they have stuff to feed the snakes, don't they? I saw a story about that. What? Where zoos are telling people, like, hey, if you've got like too many rabbits and stuff, we'll euthanize them and feed them to our animals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Did you know that's what zoos do?

SPEAKER_01 31:03

It's expensive to run zoos.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

Like if you have a giraffe that dies, they will cut it up and then feed it to the lions. Yeah, it's what they do. It don't go to waste. No. You can't flush a giraffe.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

I told you I have a friend. Well, he has a zoo and it costs a lot of money to feed those animals.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

Like, do you at least put it on a barbecue or something?

SPEAKER_05 31:23

Well, that's the thing. Like our parina here. You need a really long barbecue.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

Right.

SPEAKER_05 31:27

The parina here in town doesn't make regular dog food. It makes the food that goes to the food.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

The monkey chow and all of the others.

SPEAKER_05 31:32

That's why it smells like ass all the time. Stinks.

SPEAKER_04 31:38

All right. I'm going to. You know what? I've been waiting to share this story since the Olympics. 2026 Winter Olympics. It just took place in Italy, and uh they had an issue. Organizers originally provided about 10,000 free condoms. Oh, I knew that was gonna happen. In the Olympic village. I feel like every time. There were roughly 2,800 to 2,900 athletes staying there, and they ran into a problem. Apparently, 10,000 condoms was not enough. No, you know it's not. And then people would be crazy.

SPEAKER_03 32:11

Are they just talking about they're fit?

SPEAKER_04 32:14

I mean, they gotta be just having trains and orgies and in uh the Summer Olympics in 2024 in Paris, they handed out now, it's about five times the amount of athletes, but they handed out 300,000 condoms. Oh, yeah, I believe it. At the Rio Olympics, it was 450,000. I've always heard that.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

I've always heard that. You better get those condoms. Hey, have you seen those new condoms that you turn when you have an STD, it turns a different color?

SPEAKER_04 32:44

Oh my god, yeah, that's my road dogging, baby.

SPEAKER_03 32:49

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 32:51

That's when your junk turns color.

SPEAKER_05 32:54

It's tripping. That's when your junk now, wait a minute. It's gotta be your junk.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

Turn green. Turn green.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

It's gotta be your junk. Some researchers in another country kids created it. My bad.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

That's but here's the whole thing. Like, are you gonna like a couple times in the look at it?

SPEAKER_01 33:12

And then look at it. I mean, why not? Sorry. I'm out.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Why is it glowing? Apparently, free condoms have been handed out in Olympic villages since 1988 as a part of a sexual health awareness during the AIDS crisis.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

How many people would stop? Do what? How many guys would stop if that combo took it? How many after a couple pumps? How many guys are gonna stop? Not a single one. You're damn right.

SPEAKER_05 33:44

It's already wrapped.

SPEAKER_04 33:47

They ain't gonna lie. Most of them are done.

SPEAKER_05 33:50

No, they got a few extra if they got a condom on.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

Oh man. They're like, oh it changes colors for the STD.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

They didn't even look at it.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

They're like, why does this one look like a pride flag?

SPEAKER_01 34:00

It's got every color in the different colors for different STDs.

SPEAKER_04 34:06

Oh. Here's one. I heard this one. This one uh is going around, and I'm curious about all of you if you would be interested in something like this. Japanese people are seeking Zen. They're trying a uh novel offering. It's called coffin lying. The New York Post reported on February 25th that a funeral home uh started the trend, but now other businesses uh I want to know what other businesses are providing. They're providing options from a wooden box to cute coffins for patrons to have a uh meditation experience where you gaze at life through being in the consciousness of death. So basically, customers can choose if it's an open or closed casket, and you lay there and you envision what it would be like to be dead inside of that coffee.

SPEAKER_05 34:54

I do that every morning when I wake up.

SPEAKER_04 34:57

I don't fucking need a casket.

SPEAKER_05 34:59

I don't need a casket for that.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

I'm sitting there going, so I don't have to do any laundry, I don't have to clean the house. I'm not jammed up by dollars. You would freak out. I gotta phosphoric animal back.

SPEAKER_04 35:11

I will tell you, that is one of my biggest fears in life is to be buried alive. Not dying. I mean, we're all gonna die. You gotta accept that part. But I don't want to lay in that box for three days by my you know what I mean? That shit would that's why back in the day they did the bells. Yeah, did you know that? The what? The bells, they would do bells that they would because people were so commonly buried alive. Because they didn't have like all of the diagnostics, and uh they would put a bell down so if you were dead then you could ring the bell. Yes, okay. I mean, that's scary that they've got to come up with a tree for you. Oh my god, dude. Put a like a nice cell phone in there, put a siren in there. Uh siren. What the fuck am I gonna get pulled over?

SPEAKER_03 35:53

I don't think you're gonna get good reception down there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

If you buy a nice one, we'll put him three feet under instead of six.

SPEAKER_03 35:59

So so you want to be buried?

SPEAKER_04 36:01

Uh no, actually, I want to be cremated.

SPEAKER_03 36:03

No way. Well, why what why not?

SPEAKER_04 36:06

Same. Nothing is as selfish as saying this planet is four and a half billion years old and I expect to be buried.

SPEAKER_01 36:13

I have enough money in my uh what is that called when you die? Uh, life insurance? I want my own mausoleum. Jeez. You would. You would. Why not?

SPEAKER_03 36:22

It's gonna have like little places. Put fireworks on it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:25

It's gonna have a bench in there, it's gonna have a kegerator for you guys come in and drink beers and hang out with me, bro. My dead bones.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

She made it almost a half an hour.

SPEAKER_05 36:36

That tiny ass bladder.

SPEAKER_04 36:38

Uh you really want to be uh in a mausoleum? I just want to be above ground. I'm like you. What do you mean you're like me?

SPEAKER_01 36:44

I said you're gonna be above you wanna be above ground.

SPEAKER_04 36:47

No, I just fuck, you can burn me up and throw me in the cheap scan. You're cheap, man. You know, that's the wildest part is what do you do? Like my dad do those ashes we're bereaved, we're not he's sitting in my mom's uh closet right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

See?

SPEAKER_04 37:01

And I know when she passes, I'm gonna be like, what am I gonna do with yeah, what are we gonna do with your ashes?

SPEAKER_01 37:05

I don't know. There's gonna be a bunch of them. I'm big dude. We'll sprinkle on all your favorite places. Shook's studio and Red Front. Red Front. Red Front.

SPEAKER_05 37:16

Yeah, River Front.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

We'll even sprinkle some of the moose now since you're popular there.

unknown 37:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:21

You guys are doing a lot of sprinkling. Good thing I got a lot of ashes.

SPEAKER_01 37:25

Uh Elks Country Club.

unknown 37:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:30

Hey, I like golfing. There you go. That place is nice. The golf course is.

SPEAKER_00 37:34

We'll put it in the clubhouse. All right. In the clubhouse. We'll strike it.

Drunk Driver Child Support Law

SPEAKER_04 37:38

Throw it in an ashtray. Remember when they had ashtrays? Uh-huh. I'm waiting on Kimmy. Let's see here. Let me see if there's one I can do before she gets back. Uh, how about this one? I'm really interested about this. This just happened and this isn't unique to Texas. They just passed a law, actually, I guess it was in 2023, that requires convicted drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a child, uh child's parent or guardian. Uh, the House Bill 393, known as Bentley's Law, was signed by the governor Greg Abbott and went into effect in September 1st, 2023. The law was inspired by a 2021 crash in Missouri that killed a mother, father, and a four-year-old son. There were two surviving boys, Bentley and Mason, and they were left with a grandmother who spent two years pushing for legislation to hold drunk drivers financially responsible for the children they leave behind. Tennessee passed the first version in 2022, Texas followed, and now more than a dozen uh dozen other states have introduced similar bills. So basically, if uh you kill the parents, then you are required to pay child support for the rest until they're what, 18, 18 in college, maybe 22. I don't know. What do you think of that one?

SPEAKER_03 39:00

I don't disagree. But I know that they're also still getting social security from their parents.

SPEAKER_04 39:08

I'm not saying that's a no, I'm not saying that's like I did see also now where states are bringing in uh capital punishment, um they're gonna um what do you it'd be the death penalty for chomos. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:25

And I saw But I'm also just wondering, like, if you are in jail, how are you paying any support whatsoever?

SPEAKER_04 39:33

Well, you got assets and things, they'll they'll sell them. No, we're good, I think. Do we need more beer? I'm good. I'm good right now. I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 39:42

Uh I'm just wondering how you would pay, because you're obviously gonna be in jail.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

They're they're probably gonna get out. Yeah, it's not a life a lot of times.

SPEAKER_03 39:56

If you take a life, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

There's pe Amanda said, good thing I have custody of music, right? No, you don't.

SPEAKER_04 40:07

Um no, that's well, and what's wild too is uh yeah, I mean, there's a lot of people you'd be so shocked at how many people commit violent crimes.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

And that's not a violent crime, it's more incidental, but it's that you know the states are actually call calling it manslaughter.

SPEAKER_04 40:27

Yeah, but manslaughter is not gonna get you life in prison.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

You're gonna be at least 20 years.

SPEAKER_04 40:32

Five years.

SPEAKER_03 40:33

Five?

SPEAKER_01 40:34

You'd be five years, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:35

Really?

SPEAKER_05 40:35

Guarantee. You'd be shocked.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Or unless you're Ray Lewis, you don't get nothing.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

Yeah, but then what kind of job are you gonna get with a if you go around a four or five forty?

SPEAKER_00 40:43

That's what I'm saying. Dude got off.

SPEAKER_03 40:45

I'm just saying that I don't think that the children are really gonna get anything off of that.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

I think you'd be surprised. They don't go away for like involuntary and all that voluntary that you less than 10 years, sometimes two, sometimes they just Well what I'm saying is what job are they gonna get to be able to pay the custom like it doesn't matter, you know. It doesn't matter, you gotta afford it.

SPEAKER_04 41:04

Your child support is based on what you earn, not what the child needs.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:09

Which they're taking a portion of it no matter what.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Trust me, Kimmy. We know child support. I know all about child support.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

I don't know shit about it.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

Me and Dalton know a lot in Pudding. Well, I know Putnam's had to pay child support yet. Yeah, we're 50-50 right now. Yeah, there you go. High five.

SPEAKER_06 41:28

Yeah, I'll drink it.

SPEAKER_04 41:30

A judge determines monthly payments based on child's needs and the offender's resources. Payments continue until the child turns 18 or graduates high school. Not true.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

No, in this particular situation.

SPEAKER_04 41:44

God damn, man. Let us finish. If the driver is incarcerated, the obligation follows them after release. So there you go. Okay. They make money in jail. They make like$2 a day for pushing ramen noodles around to people.

SPEAKER_03 41:59

Washing some laundries. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

I bet you a guy that kills kids in jail has a rough way to go, though. He ain't moving nowhere. Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 42:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

All right. Anything else? What else we got here?

Spoilers, Isolation, And Chaos Headlines

SPEAKER_04 42:14

What else we got? Oh, this is an interesting one. Uh, Russia. They had a research station in Antarctica, and their engineer, Sergei Savitsky, he stabbed his colleague, Oleg uh Bikolzovkov after months of extreme isolation with reports claiming that the breaking point came because his coworker kept revealing the endings of the books he was reading. Yes, I've seen that. I was just like, I'm done. You know that I can't watch a movie with this guy. I want to read a book. The uh the guy that was stabbed in the chest was airlifted to Chile for emergency treatment and survived. Savitsky was later returned to Russia and charged with attempted murder.

SPEAKER_05 43:06

You know they just throw that ring in the fire, right?

SPEAKER_03 43:10

I mean, can you imagine if somebody was just always around and they were giving you like the That dude looks Russian as hell.

SPEAKER_04 43:16

Absolutely. Not that I'm trying to type.

SPEAKER_03 43:18

His beard has dreadlocks.

SPEAKER_04 43:20

He's like Thor. Yeah. He's like, what do you mean? Sam I am.

SPEAKER_05 43:27

I've read this one. He gets uh You said he was aware you're reading that one.

SPEAKER_03 43:32

It's really good ending.

SPEAKER_05 43:33

This is what two guys. I've read this one. He gets crucified at the end. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

Which version? Oh man, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

This is a rough crowd today.

SPEAKER_04 43:52

It's been a minute since we've been here. I gotta leave it on the code. Oh, it's a rough crowd. I gotta love it. Oh, I love this.

SPEAKER_03 43:57

I don't know why I even like you guys sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Maybe this is why we never get above three thousand. Maybe all right. Here's an interesting one. This just happened uh in February, the 2026. I can't make this shit up. No. The Camel Beauty Show Festival was held in uh Al Muzana, Oman, and uh it was disrupted after veterinary inspectors discovered that 20 competitors had been subject to cosmetic procedures to enlarge their umps.

SPEAKER_06 44:31

They're lovely.

SPEAKER_04 44:33

I don't want to know what we're talking about. Camels are a big deal in the Middle East. Yeah, they race them.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

So we're just talking about like the animal camels. Oh, I thought we were talking about people. No, I don't want to tell you what I thought we were talking about.

SPEAKER_04 44:49

What do you think we were talking about? Sicko? I love this is why I love shoes, man. He pulls it shit.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

I thought we were talking about their toes.

SPEAKER_04 44:57

No, they're talking about their humps. The camel's humps were injected with fillers.

SPEAKER_03 45:05

Somebody can have fillers. No, they weren't breast implants.

SPEAKER_04 45:09

These are like if you get Botox or if you get lip injections. But I was talking about the toes. Oh, that's what it is. But they were doing the camel's humps. Here's the fucked up part to me about this, right? Oh, God. This basically means when they walk in, there are Middle Eastern guys go, oh, look at the humps on that one.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Camel toe.

SPEAKER_04 45:32

No, this has nothing to do with camel toe, bro. This is the humps. The humps were injected with dermal fillers similar to those used on humans. They're also used to create powder lips and softened faces.

SPEAKER_02 45:46

Powtier lips are.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

Look at that camel, man. That's gonna give me some of that camel action. Festival officials said they would impose strict penalties on manipulators. Camels are judged on coat, neck, head, and humps. Coat, neck, head, and hump.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

That's a new head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

SPEAKER_02 46:08

Knees and toes. Knees and toes. Baby, look at them camel toes.

SPEAKER_05 46:13

Look at the humps on that one. Man, look at the bulge in that one. Damn. That's a sexy camel.

SPEAKER_03 46:20

That one's carrying a lot of water. That's some high quality.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

That's a nice camel toe.

SPEAKER_03 46:25

Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 46:27

This is the greatest show.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 46:29

I don't know why we're not famous. I swear to you. I don't even know. I swear to God, I don't know why we're not famous.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

I can guess.

SPEAKER_04 46:35

Oh everybody. Like and share this. Spread the word.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

See, look at that.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

That is a sexy ass camel right there. Look at the coat on that, some bitch. Yeah. Look at the camel toe. Look at the guy over there. Is that red or orange? I'm colorblind.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

It's red. Red.

SPEAKER_04 46:49

That guy's like, yeah, look at the humps. I'd like to give it between the humps. That guy's motorboating. They're both motor boating. Give me that hump.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

You get some hump action tonight. That's a big animal, man. You think they rub the humps?

SPEAKER_04 47:05

Oh, absolutely. Wouldn't you? Yeah. Have you ever been to a circus and rode a camel? No.

SPEAKER_01 47:11

I've rode a camel.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

Yes. You've rode a camel? I've rode a camel. Man, it's fucked up, man. I never turned light on so many.

SPEAKER_01 47:17

I've smoked a camel, but I've never heard one.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Remember when you bought camels in the 90s, you get a jacket that was made out of paper? Or a if you did enough of them, you got a tint.

SPEAKER_01 47:28

Wasn't a camel's name Joe or Camel. Yeah. Joe.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

Yeah, and if you if you look back at those as an adult, look at his face.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

It looks like a wiener. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

Well, look at a camel. It looks like a wiener. Well, I mean, it's a camel.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

They got a big schnazz on them.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

No, I was just saying that they were like advertising with some back to Epstein. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a lot of different people get so offended nowadays.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

We had Big Johnson t-shirts. Oh, those are those were. Can you imagine trying to sell those today at an Elder Beerman? I wish they would.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

Do we have an Elder Beerman?

SPEAKER_04 48:06

Well, not here. There's one after the turn.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

You can't even find it at a JC Pinnay.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

We should bring back Big Johnson's. Big Johnson's.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

Big Johnson's Johnson firework. Yeah, that's what most women say. Let's bring those back. All right. This one just happened recently. The uh Atlanta area, South Fulton. Police went viral after a kid showed up to school with a vodka-based canned cocktail in his lunchbox.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

On accident, probably.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

It was on accident. It was a cutwater lemon drop martini.

SPEAKER_03 48:39

I'm gonna tell you right now.

SPEAKER_05 48:41

You don't mess with them cutwaters.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

No, no.

SPEAKER_05 48:43

I just drank beer to sober up after three of them. Yes. Kid likes to party. I'm telling you rumplements. That tastes like ass. Those and then think, oh, fuck you. I had three of them. I was like, no, I gotta get beer to sober up.

SPEAKER_03 49:00

I just had, I was like, I just need to pass out. I just need to pass out. And that was off of two. And I was like, no.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

The uh South Fulton Police Department posted a photo of the lunchbox on Facebook, and they roasted the parents with a very direct message. They said, check the lunch box. This is not apple juice. It's a 12% ABV. There it is. Oh they're delicious.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

I'm not gonna lie. They are delicious. So we ended up with an entire case of these.

SPEAKER_01 49:29

Lemon drops or?

SPEAKER_03 49:30

No, that exact thing. The lemon drop martini.

SPEAKER_01 49:33

I can get them really cheap if anybody wants any.

SPEAKER_03 49:35

Yeah, I think it's a little bit more than a little bit. No, so apparently there was a semi. It does pair good too. I had two of them one night and I was like.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Yeah, especially when you drink cut water.

SPEAKER_03 49:48

I thought I was time traveling.

SPEAKER_04 49:49

Look at this lady. How do you think she got hired? Camel filler. My hubs. I'm over here. Check it out. Kevin, I'm on camera. Her camel toe. Oh my God. Man, we're going to hell. If there was one. What is above that? Are those biscuits sandwiches?

SPEAKER_05 50:12

I thought they were biscuits. They're probably sandwiches.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

Did the kid drink it or did they just found it?

SPEAKER_03 50:16

There's Doritos there.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

I don't think they drank it, but uh, opened it up and then see like, man, it's just a few.

SPEAKER_04 50:23

The teacher's like, I need to confiscate that.

SPEAKER_03 50:25

That's that's spicy.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

And you better give me those Doritos.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

That kid was a legend in the lunchroom, I promise you that. We'll need a little bit of it. Kids are like, this kid brought alcohol. He's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 50:34

The other kids probably don't even know what it is. Lemon drink. No, they don't.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

They're delicious, but you gotta be careful.

SPEAKER_05 50:42

That's what I said.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

Yeah, it's a day wrap.

SPEAKER_05 50:45

If it missed putting up, then it's a day wrap. I'm gonna tell you, I got a four-pack. I drank three of them. I was like negative.

SPEAKER_04 50:52

I switched to beer and I sobered up. Yeah. We were at the bar. I told, I'm like, get off the table and pull your pants back up. Negative. I had to make money somehow. Get those tassels off of there. Speaking of tassels, that takes me to my next story.

SPEAKER_03 51:08

I didn't even know it. I fed you to it.

SPEAKER_04 51:10

Yeah, you're a good man. That's why this show works. A Vin a Finnish, so from Finland. Finland. Performer known as the Baron. He said a bizarre Guinness world record uh in Germany. He pulled a 2,184-pound vehicle using his nipple piercings. Nice. They can't do that on TV. The vehicle was with a uh it was a carriage with a person inside to reach the required weight. Oh my, look at this guy. The previous record was that's his nips. I bet you he is longer.

SPEAKER_03 51:48

I bet they're gonna be, yeah, I was gonna say, I bet they're gonna be longer the next day.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

Is that considered a modification? Do you think they shrink back?

SPEAKER_03 51:56

No.

SPEAKER_04 51:56

It's like earlobes, man. People get those spacers out there. She wanted to lick it.

SPEAKER_03 52:03

She's like, what in the whale's going on other day?

SPEAKER_05 52:05

God, I love my job. I remember breastfeeding. She's she's looking at it.

SPEAKER_03 52:10

She's like, you think those are good ones? I bet you I could pull this thing.

SPEAKER_05 52:13

I don't get paid enough for this shit.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

That guy's got strong nipples. It'd be more impressive if you guys pulled it with his junk. I was gonna say that. Let me happen to the old hand.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

What is it? Prince Albert? Is that what it's called?

SPEAKER_04 52:29

Oh, that's in the uh the shaft and the tips. That would have been more impressive. It's a little tippish. It's like getting shot in the dickhead with a bow and arrow.

SPEAKER_03 52:40

Well, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 52:41

I mean, I'm just describing it for people that may not know. I mean, you never know.

SPEAKER_03 52:46

All right, do we have another one or is this it?

SPEAKER_05 52:50

Get it rusty from non-use.

SPEAKER_04 52:53

Score some WD-40 on that bitch.

SPEAKER_05 52:55

Score some WD-40 on that bitch and get the damn button.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

Man, you better put some shellack on it. Um think that through a false positive on one of them STD condoms. All right, here's another one. A TikTok influencer, her name. I can't make this name up. Tara Woodcocks. Uh, she faced backlash after suggesting she faced what?

SPEAKER_02 53:17

Backlash.

SPEAKER_04 53:18

After suggesting people could wash underwear in a hotel coffee maker. Oh, I saw that! Ah, that is so disgusting. Never used that character. She described placing uh underwear in the coffee filter area and running the brew cycle, so uh scorching hot water. She also suggested using a blow dryer to dry the garment afterward.

SPEAKER_05 53:41

Water still came out brown, didn't it?

SPEAKER_04 53:42

Oh, jeez. This coffee tastes funny, man.

SPEAKER_05 53:48

It's all metallic. Metallic. Oh my god. Dookie.

SPEAKER_02 53:55

Is that uh ketchup? Has a little bit of bleach smell.

SPEAKER_00 54:01

Salty.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

Oh, it's the best show ever.

SPEAKER_05 54:04

I think we really know the.

SPEAKER_00 54:05

What is that?

SPEAKER_04 54:06

Sardines? I think we hit it on the head. This coffee tastes like bait.

SPEAKER_05 54:15

Who's got a chum bucket going on?

SPEAKER_04 54:18

Oh I'm sorry, negative. I would never do that. You know how many, I don't, I, you know, I haven't I used to travel a shit ton for work. Yeah, I was gonna say, you know how many hotels you've stayed in? Oh shit. Oh my god, dude. I've yeah. And uh there's been pl I uh one time, this is a true story.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

I don't know if I want to know.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

Me and uh Kim's first ex-husband, uh, we went fishing in uh mommy.

SPEAKER_03 54:42

Why are you gonna call my ass out, man?

SPEAKER_04 54:45

No, I just want to create the ambiance of the story. I gotta I gotta provide details. Details. And uh we went to this hotel, it was mommy, Ohio, and what it is is the uh uh this is now you know you're out of the Midwest. The uh um walleye would swim upriver to spawn, and me shoulder to shoulder with a thousand other people that are out fishing, trying to catch these walleye, right? But we're up there for the weekend and we would stay in these hotels, and these hotels were dumps. Dumps. Yeah, dumps,$20 a night hotel, which right there should tell you everything you need to know, right? So Brad and I, we had this um, it was uh a room with two beds, and they were supposed to be like two uh full size, but I made Brad sleep on the little one, and this thing was about as wide as a piano bench. Oh the pillows were as thick as like a bologna sandwich. Oh god, right? But I remember I took a shower, and it's the only time in my life I was like, this is fucking gross. I stood on a washcloth and my feet didn't I didn't take shower shoes, and I'm like, this place is whole. It reminded me of um have you seen uh National Lampoons European vacation where the little old lady is pushing a trunk up the steps? That's what it felt like the people that owned it.

SPEAKER_03 56:15

Hey, my dear, you're good. You're got you.

SPEAKER_04 56:20

Oh, there you go. The uh influencer uh was called out by a lot of people that called it disgusting and unsanitary. So then she says that she'd never actually done it herself. She said the idea came from something she had heard and found amusing. No, no, she did that. She did that.

SPEAKER_03 56:38

She better be like, no, she actually like did like a video of it of like how you would do it.

Richmond 911 For A 40

SPEAKER_04 56:46

Yeah, I believe she did. All right. Let's get into our last story. Actually, Putin sent this one to me today. Um this is happening in the uh Caribbean. Uh I think I sent that one. Oh, did you send it? I apologize, briefly. I uh Kim Ross, Ghibbler, is the attribute of this one. Oh, I apologize.

SPEAKER_05 57:08

I sent you the lady from Richmond calling 911 for a 40. Yeah. That was Richmond? That was Richmond. Richmond, Indiana, yes, sir. For a 40? For a 40? That's the only number her phone would have been. She didn't have no minutes or she was restricted on everything.

SPEAKER_01 57:22

She called 911 for a 40.

SPEAKER_05 57:24

For a 40.

SPEAKER_01 57:26

Was it a cobra or was it a man?

SPEAKER_05 57:27

That doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

It's a 40, but called 45 and five malt. Fine malt liquor.

SPEAKER_04 57:36

What's your story, baby? I want to talk more about this lady from Richmond.

SPEAKER_06 57:39

They called 911 for small liquor.

SPEAKER_05 57:42

I seen her picture and I was like, God, don't be young. And she was 60 something. Well, she's old and fairy.

SPEAKER_03 57:48

And I mean, so she probably had what are the what are those uh what are the phones for the older folks?

SPEAKER_00 57:56

Jitterbugs. Obama. Yeah, it was a it might have been a big thing. Was it jitterbug?

SPEAKER_03 58:00

It was probably a jitterbug where like you really can't call anybody other than like four people that are in your same. She said yeah, 911.

SPEAKER_05 58:08

Basically, she didn't have no minutes on her phone. The only one that worked was 911. So she's gonna need a 40.

SPEAKER_03 58:13

That's what she did.

SPEAKER_04 58:14

I need some sane ideas on it.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

I need a 40. I got arrested for it.

SPEAKER_04 58:18

She got arrested for it.

SPEAKER_03 58:19

Like, man, what are you doing? And she's like, no, seriously, you are the only number that I can call.

SPEAKER_05 58:25

You see your picture, you'll understand.

SPEAKER_04 58:28

I love this community, man. I do. Fucking love this town. Have you speaking of this town? We are a small population, and we are predicted to continue to get smaller and smaller and smaller throughout the next 10 years. Have you seen the size of this apartment building they're building down here?

SPEAKER_03 58:47

Are we gonna go into the apartment buildings? This thing is enormous. It is enormous. Well, where else are you gonna put the pool and the track?

SPEAKER_04 58:54

Oh my god, it's huge.

SPEAKER_01 58:56

You live in there, aren't you?

SPEAKER_04 58:58

I can't afford it.

unknown 58:58

I can't.

SPEAKER_04 58:59

I can't afford it. Good luck. It's like 12 years old. Go to our website or not that we're gonna use that for a land, but um, we're not gonna buy a room down there, I promise you that. All right, here's our final story for the night. It's already nine o'clock. We spent a half an hour on Experience Internet. I love it. We'll do it again. We can go back to that, though. That shit's interesting. It is, it is. I'm telling you. I you know the big feet. You know, there's a big feet expedition coming.

SPEAKER_05 59:30

Southern Indiana.

SPEAKER_04 59:31

I know, in September.

SPEAKER_03 59:34

Oh, Brown County? They're real big on the Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_05 59:37

We've had about eight sightings over in Ohio just in the last couple months. Yeah. Eight sightings. And it and it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_00 59:45

What's that shook? I heard you.

SPEAKER_04 59:46

What'd you say it was?

SPEAKER_00 59:47

I said now he's on the podcast.

SPEAKER_04 59:49

Yeah. I he's excited. This guy loves big feet. He loves the big feet. He loves the big feet. What would you call? Do they apparently criticize? Are big big feet um?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:03

We'll just call them Sasquatch.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:06

You never see a group of big feet.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:07

No, but you do see children. Sasquatch S in the last sightings over in Ohio, they had uh what they consider adults and smaller ones.

unknown 1:00:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:18

So you have to have a Sasquatch S. What do you call the female one?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

Would you catch one?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:23

Absolutely. You sure they're not just like hairy Amish? I never thought about that, but it could be. It could be, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:32

Or Erlin.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:34

Oh my god. Not around here. Cheer me! You gotta have people to go to school first. No shit. Hey, nobody goes there anymore.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:40

No. Fuck, it's like 600 kids. Yeah. It's about done. Yeah. Pretty property, though. Can't wait for the land trust to buy it up.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:51

Could have been. Turn them into hotels or oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:58

Bring more apartments. More apartments.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:01

Tell me I'm wrong. Anyway. All right, here's our last story. I don't understand why we're not more popular.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:07

And this might be our absolute last story with all of the stuff we've talked about tonight.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:11

This is why we never get invited to do anything. You know, like they always have all these like big events going on here in Richmond. Not one time has after two beers been invited.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:19

They're like, hey, do you guys want to come and appear at the kaleidoscope?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:22

Oh, I right. I used to try to get Dave Snow to give us an after two beers day. Like, I want to key the city. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:30

Oh gosh. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:32

No. I'm telling you, we've had we hit, I don't know, I didn't even tell you guys this. We hit 40,000 listens last week.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:39

Nice. Just last week?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:41

No, total. Total.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:42

Oh, okay. But uh I'm like, shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:45

Germany is still our like our number two. I love Germany. Our number one city is Indianapolis. More people listen to us in Indy than India.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:53

Yeah. I tell a lot of people over there about you. Oh, yeah. I appreciate that. Lost Bronx. We got 200 uh employees in our work, man. I tell them to the podcast.

Cocaine Sharks And Final Thanks

SPEAKER_04 1:02:03

I love it. All right. Scientists were studying sharks in the Caribbean near the Bahamas, and they found that some sharks had drugs in their system. And by some I mean a third. They tested 85 sharks and a third of them had traces of drugs. There was cocaine in a few of them. Caffeine was most common. So yeah, they like soda. And uh painkillers. And now how this is happening. Cuba. What's that? Cuba. Cuba. Cuba. Trump was blowing up all them boats, and they're just around swimming around. All them, yeah, planes dropping packages out. Sharks eating them. The drugs are entering the ocean through human pollution. It's either sewage, waste from tourism, or they're possibly dumped or lost drug shipments. It's like cocaine bear all over again. Oh, cocaine bear.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:59

And now they have a died immediately.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:02

Oh, yeah, he did. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:03

And now they have a new night club. Called the Under the Roof.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:06

He's in, you can go see him. Yeah. He's at like a flea market in Kentucky. They have the actual bear. That is awesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:16

You know, he's still going through rehab, though.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:19

He fucking went out like he's still having some withdrawals. He went out like we all want that. He did bear blood, not tiger blood.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:27

He was fucked.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:28

If uh you really want to help us out, drop some meth in there so the sharks lose all their teeth. But they're gonna steal all the loose change on your boat. You're gonna run your pocket. Uh apparently they uh yeah, exactly. Oh, every female shark's name's Felicia. They uh they don't seek it out, they bite random objects, including debris or drug packages. Yeah, that's what it is in drug packages. And they absorb contaminants from polluted water.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:01

He put some trackers on them bitches, we'll be rich.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:04

And they stay up all night long. It's like, yeah, man, you gotta stay up all night long.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

Yeah, I think he's in the drugs. That's where he's at. Bing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:13

Look at that light, it looks like a disco ball.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:16

Yeah, he's got one of them condoms on. It's hot.

unknown 1:04:19

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:22

I suck your dick for two months.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:27

I'll come by later and clean your car.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

I ain't gonna tell nobody else, though.

unknown 1:04:35

Hey!

SPEAKER_04 1:04:36

Smoking back here, taking a shit. Man, I love this show. All right, I think that's gonna do it for this. Man, uh, you know, this is. I think we probably did enough damage.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:47

I'm out of beer.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:48

We're out of beer. I've still got more stories. I'll save them till next time. Yeah. What was your favorite? Was it the camel humps?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:54

Conspiracy theory. The conspiracy theory. I like the conspiracy theory. We can do a whole show on that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:58

The camel humps got me laughing though about the camel to the injections in the lips.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:05

I want to know how how much weight you can pull with your nipples.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

None. Mine are sensitive. Yeah. I had the shingles, remember?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:14

Blaming them shingles again. All right. Well, you know, it's been a few weeks, and I'm sure that he'll have to sanitize the room after we leave now. But thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook for having us up here in the studio. You know, we're approaching, we've done uh Ghibbler and I. Oh that was that was a good one, right? Yeah, I know. I make you sick. I sounded like a big feet. You sound like a cocaine bear. Um, you know, we've been doing this show now for eight and a half years. And uh we're approaching on this format over 200 episodes. Wow. And uh I love it. I have so much fun. That's a awesome. Yeah. It is pretty cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:59

And thank you for being. In a good edition.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:01

Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:03

I love it. And Jeremy. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:05

Replay. Replay.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:06

I'm re-run. We should do nipple challenges at the next one. Done.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:10

I'm out.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:11

Yeah, it'd be weird.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:13

Shirts and skins. Um.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:17

But uh no, thanks uh again to our buddy Kevin Shook for uh putting up with us for all these years. He's had classy ones on here than he has us. He does. Like he's got other rooms now and and uh a lot of stuff going on.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:30

And uh I say we do it in the next the other room next time where we're just chilling on couches.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:35

He's we're not even allowed it. He does that's for professionals. The last thing he's gonna do is put us on couches. Yeah, I ain't falling for that chicken. He's like, I gotta burn the room.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:50

Give me a recliner. I'm good.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:52

I got all these colored SD condos around again.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:57

Uh thanks to Kevin. Thanks again. Uh, I want to name all the other people, but I don't even know if they want to be associated with us now. The bottles beverage. Yeah, the bottle shop. Thank you to those guys. Thank you guys. Thank you to the BFW here locally. And the moose. The moose. Uh and the biggest one is uh, you know, we've been doing trivia at the firehouse, and uh we started late in the fall, and those guys have been nothing but awesome to us. The staff is amazing, the owners are amazing, and uh we greatly appreciate uh though those guys sticking with us. My hope is that they'll invite us back this fall. We'll do it again.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:36

And um and Wallace Heating and Air.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:39

Wallace Heating and Air provided uh some of the prizes that we've given out. So thank you to the Wallace and Heating and Air. Also, there I I'm pretty sure we're gonna figure out some way to work with the flying mummies. Good mummy. It's gonna be awesome.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:53

Oh, I'm working with them. You're gonna be nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:55

Well, I know, but that's I'm just saying, that's the next, you know. We can get uh Napoleon Dynamite on here with us. Yeah. Eat your twats. Or at least Uncle Rico. We can get Uncle Rico on here.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:06

I definitely want to meet Uncle Rico.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:08

I I want to meet them all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:11

Well, I don't know if Napoleon will be around, but uh, we need the After Two Beers Olympics. We hold it in Elstro Plaza, nipple challenges, condoms, etc. Who's got the brightest condoms? Yes. Put it on, take it off. Right. AJ again, the firehouse barbecue and blues. I gotta tell you, I uh I uh Shook has been running around with these uh Ray-Ban glasses, and um he does these really cool little deals where he features local places and uh he featured Firehouse recently with uh their pork chop. And the pork chop's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:48

Oh, their pork chop is so good. I think it's the Rems one, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:52

I don't know what it is. I think that it's the smoked Rems one. It was delicious. Yeah, uh Flying Mummies. Uh, like I said, um make sure you reach out and support those guys this summer. I can't wait to get out there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:03

Oh, we'll be there. I know I will.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:05

Yeah, I'll be there even if they don't invite me. I'll just buy a ticket or something. Yeah. We're shooting fireworks.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

Oh, yeah, boom. Friday night fireworks.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:14

Jeremy, give yourself a plug here. Scrady Pyro Techniques.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:16

Great shows, fireworks. It's gonna be awesome. Awesome. Oh, very cool. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:21

Are you shooting them there right off peacocky?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:24

Shoot them, yeah. We'll close the road. Everybody don't get mad. That's what I'm gonna hear. A lot of people get mad.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:29

Yeah, it's like, why are you lighting fireworks?

SPEAKER_01 1:09:31

But we have to close the road so we can shoot the fireworks, and it's really cool.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:34

That's not what they worry about. It's like, oh my dog is so upset.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:37

Goldfish get upset too.

Be Kind And Reach Out

SPEAKER_04 1:09:38

Yeah, goldfish? Everybody. Goldfish don't like fireworks. I don't know, man. What about camels? Love humps with sexy humps. Camels love them. All right. You know, we say it at the end of every one of our podcasts, it's the most important thing we say at the end of every show. And it's simply this the world is hard, the world is tough, and if you follow social media, people like to get on each other. And you know what? We're all in this till the end. We're we don't know where we're going. But uh, let's be nice to each other, let's be kind to each other. And if you see somebody out there in life that you feel like maybe they're struggling, maybe they're going through a hard time, do me a solid. Just reach out to them. Yep, ask them how they're doing, ask them how they've been. Maybe tell them just you know what, I don't talk to you very often, but I really do enjoy you, appreciate you, love you, care about you. If you need something, let me know. You'd be surprised how something so small might mean the thing that gets them up tomorrow morning. Amen. And I mean that sincerely. Yep. Um, well, it's been a minute, but I think Gibler, we will talk to them all next time.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:38

After two beers. Take me home, take me home home.