#202 After 2 Beers: From Love Bots To Fireworks, Welcome To The Midwest

Facebook puts us in “timeout” over an old meme and it instantly raises a bigger question: what happens to your show or your small business when your entire marketing plan lives on a platform you do not own? We talk through the ugly side of content moderation, surprise enforcement, and why buying ads still does not protect you. The solution is not panic, it is infrastructure: a real website, multiple channels, and a direct relationship with your audience so you are not one report away from disappearing.

From there, a scene from American Gangster sparks a time jump thought experiment. If you walked out of prison 10 to 15 years from now, what would feel unrecognisable? We trade predictions about the AI future, automation, driverless vehicles, drone delivery, and household robots that do the boring stuff. It gets funny fast, but the underlying theme is serious: technology is changing work, relationships, and everyday routines, whether we feel ready or not.

We also dig into online sports betting and how apps make gambling frictionless, especially for younger users who grow up with promos baked into every game. Then we pivot hard into Fourth of July reality: fireworks prices, massive shells, and why professional pyrotechnics and basic safety beat “hold my drink” energy every time. Finally, we nerd out on wild military and CIA history like the Korean DMZ tree incident, Operation Mincemeat, and the Howard Hughes submarine claw mission, before ending on heat, hot car rescue laws, and a reminder to check on people who might be struggling.

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Transcript

Welcome, Sponsors, And House Rules

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Welcome to the After Two Beers Podcast. I'm Chris Dalton, joined as always by Kimberly Rawls.

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Not speech.

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Mr. Michael Summers. What's going on? We got a packed house in the control room tonight. Mr. Jeremy Scretti. What up? I'm Buddy Daniel Landon. And of course, Mr. Shook here at Global Media Enterprises. If you're looking to do one of these amazing shows, make sure you reach out to Kevin and he will get you hooked up to do one of these. All right. Just don't do it on Facebook. Yes. Thanks to our sponsors. The big one is for us is the Moose. So thanks. Shout out to the Moose. And we got a lot of events coming up here shortly. Tons of guys.

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You'll find us somewhere in this town.

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I just got to get it right there in front of your mouth. In your suckle. Excuse me. Thanks to the bottle shop. Provided us these uh smearing off ices tonight. Um is it ices? It's a new enough ice. It's not ice, right? It's just i all of them. We have multiple ice cubes.

SPEAKER_06 1:08

It's still just ice cubes. Ices?

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Ices is a vet group and a plethora of ice.

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We have a plethora of ice.

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We have a bunch of ices um from uh the bottle shop. Thank you to those guys. It's called Sunny Days. Sunny Days. There you go. It's good. They are good. The orange one right here. You can tell him that he's stepping his game up because for a couple months he sent trash in. And this stuff's pretty good.

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Oh, the minute made was good.

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That's what I'm saying. He stepped his game up. That wine was rough. He said some shit in here. That Indiana wine. Was that with the Indiana one? I hope not. Oh, it was bad. It tasted like the plastic fries.

SPEAKER_06 1:47

I don't want that to be the representative of us.

SPEAKER_03 1:51

That plastic fryer. Oh, all right. Coming up on this week's uh, thank you again uh to our sponsors. Um, I want to make sure I get those guys thinking. And also thanks to our uh Patreon supporters. If you want to support After Two Beers, you can go to after2beers.com and uh you can find a link there. It's the number two, or you can go to patreon.com backslash after two beers, and again, that's the number two, and uh you can help us.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Get over there and check it out. He's redesigned it, everything's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 2:22

Well, we're gonna talk about that right now. Okay,

Facebook Timeout And Old Posts

SPEAKER_03 2:24

because the fact that we're live right now on Facebook is impressive to me.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

It surprises me. It is surprises me today this morning.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Yeah. So I wake up this morning and found out that we're all assholes again. Apparently from about three years ago, which is nothing new. That's wild to me.

SPEAKER_06 2:39

I can't remember what I did last week at alone. Three years ago.

SPEAKER_03 2:42

I can remember a song from the 90s, but I can't. Can you imagine if your boss was able to go back and look at all the shit you've done? God. And they're like, you know what? We uh we got to go in through some of your files from four years ago, and we didn't like the way you answered this particular email. Why are you looking? Yeah. Nobody's going back and looking at shit from three years ago, and then they drop uh some shit on that. It's probably because we started talking about TJ Miller again or something.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

Oh, probably. Somebody I don't know. Somebody we talked about and had a hair up their ass and was like, no. Right before, you know, right when I said, Hey, you're growing, you're rising, we're gonna start promoting you. You might have said something about COVID.

SPEAKER_03 3:26

No, it was a meme.

SPEAKER_06 3:27

No, it's 2023. It was a meme like three days before Christmas or two days before Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 3:34

We've been doing this show now for a little over eight years, and uh, I can truthfully say that I've only had one person give me some negative feedback about our program. Lizzo. No, well, no, it wasn't even about that. It was uh, well, it came about a you know that, but uh regardless, um memes. Memes will take you down. Absolutely, and it only takes one Karen out there to report something, or somebody that goes and looks for something, or maybe they put in a new AI system at uh at Meta and it went back through and it grabs something. Right.

SPEAKER_06 4:09

It had to have been because what it like reports. It was a meme.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

They mess on me all the time three years ago.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Well, you know, in the most they mess with me all the time about explosives, like I'm breaking the rules because I'm posting about fireworks or they say they're gonna take our page down. I mean, it's all joke.

Why You Cannot Rely On One Platform

SPEAKER_03 4:26

Well, the the one thing I would tell anybody that's out there that's a a small business, regardless of what you do, do not let one particular entity of social media basically become your marketing plan. Because it just like in this scenario, if they shut us down on Facebook, if that's all we relied on, we'd be screwed. We would be done. We wouldn't go live. It doesn't matter how much money you spend with. I buy ads from them all the time to push our events. Yes. So I'm even putting money into the machine. Into the machine. Apparently it's like.

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Go from there.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

Well, this is short. That's what I would tell anyone that uh, and I'm sure Kevin can back me up. He runs a digital arts company for uh digital media for local companies as well. You can't rely on something you don't own. You don't own it. Yeah. I mean, it uh it doesn't matter if you use TikTok exclusively to generate your revenue, or if you're using Facebook or if you're using Instagram, whatever, unless you own the platform, at any moment someone can come and take it away from you. Yeah. I mean, just like what you went through with the TikTok thing where they were gonna take it down, there was a lot of people pissed. They're like, Well, that's how I make my money. Right. Like, well, you need to figure out another way to make your money. Yeah, there's another source. You've got, I mean, there's you can utilize that as an asset in your process, but you have to have another way.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Yeah, it can't be your main.

SPEAKER_03 5:57

And and really, when it comes down to it for us, the best thing that we could do is just push our webpage. Yeah. After2beeers.com. Awesome. It is great. Just go to after2beers.com and YouTube. YouTube seems pretty legit. And uh Spotify. Uh yeah, Spotify. Let's just want to listen. Yeah, I mean, you can listen to Gimme That Nut on Spotify. So there's nothing I'm gonna say on here that's gonna be worse than you know, E D E. That's what I'm saying. Right? Yeah, I love it. You know, I mean, Facebook's probably gonna kick us off anyways because we have alcohol and fireworks on the table.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

If this podcast doesn't scream Midwest, I don't know what does. America. But uh the whole point is, you know, everyone you've got to have a passion in life. And I realize that this has really become the thing that I aspire to. Right. Whether it's this podcast or the events that we do. What is there anything all right? Your eyes got big. No, I'm just chilling. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

Could be a concussion.

SPEAKER_03 6:59

Concussion. Yeah, it's she's fine.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

CD, it's good.

SPEAKER_03 7:03

It's been weeks ago. Um, just you gotta have a passion. And uh don't let someone squash your passion. No. And I'm not gonna let Mark Zuckerberg or any of those guys over at Meta do it again. It is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

Yeah, we've got other outlets, and that's just one of them we utilize. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:21

If they don't want us, well, yeah. I mean, we'll figure it out. I mean, uh speaking of which, uh, we do have some shows coming up which are available to look at on Facebook. Are they still on there? They are. Fortunately, I got all that shit scheduled right before they blocked us again. They put us in timeout. Yeah, it's essentially just standing in the corner. Three days of, you know, go sit in a timeout. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:44

Yeah. Anybody's birthday out there, we can't tell you happy birthday.

SPEAKER_03 7:47

But then that's the that's the other messed up part, too, that I just picked up on. I realized in this whole situation, is uh if you're tied to a page in any way as an an admin, if that page gets taken down, it basically shuts down your personal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Oh, yeah. I can't do nothing. I like anything. I can't care anything.

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I can't share what I really think about that reflecting pool online right now. Oh my god. I know people want to hear what I have to say.

SPEAKER_02 8:13

You know, the best thing is I can't talk about the people that planted the flag. Planted the flag. On the Empire State Building.

SPEAKER_06 8:20

Oh, they climbed the flag. Yeah, it was a big giant flag. So they're fine.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

I was thinking of the flag of uh like of a country.

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No, yeah, no, no, no, no.

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I you know, I don't have a problem with it. It was hard to read. Screw it up. The only people that could have heard is themselves. Unless they land on something.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

It was hard to read. Oh, I don't like everybody else's memes they're posting. Right. What was on it?

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Yeah.

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I think it was good.

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I I didn't have a problem with it. Did you it did people have they got arrested? Oh, yeah. They got a shit ton of money, so they're already out. Oh, they're fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:51

They're good.

SPEAKER_03 8:52

It's pretty yard. It's a cool story.

SPEAKER_02 8:54

They probably had their Facebook shit down to be for post to her up there, so it's cool.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

Yeah, I bet that was planned. On one knee. Yeah. Can you imagine if she turned him down up there? And he just like screw it and he jumps. Pushed.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

He said, baby, you marry me. I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

Oh, Sparkle. Is this a no?

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Yeah, is this a no?

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Remember how high we are. I can't take this.

SPEAKER_03 9:19

Uh coming up on this week's show. Uh, we've got uh, you know what? We're just gonna go through it's like a uh I don't really have a whole lot planned. It's a holiday week. Yeah, so I'm not real sure how many people were gonna listen anyway. But uh I'm gonna give you guys the option. I've got all kinds of shit planned that we could discuss.

SPEAKER_05 9:38

Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_03 9:40

Yeah. I've I do have one thing that I do want to talk about, and I'd love to get everyone in their opinion, especially Landon. Landon's a young kid, so um he can give us a different idea or a view of the said question. Look, he's he's gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_06 9:53

He just said uh he sat up.

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He said he's like here.

SPEAKER_06 9:57

It's like he's been called on in class.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

Hey, don't worry, buddy. Only dozens and dozens of people watch. It's not like you're gonna be fine. Uh the question here's what I have for everybody, and I'd love to get everyone's

Prison Time Jump And The Future

SPEAKER_03 10:09

opinion. Kevin, you too, especially when it comes to the business side of things. This just doesn't all have to be about fun and ha's and things. I was watching a film called American Gangster the other night. It's got uh Denzel Washington and uh uh Russell Crowe. And it's a great movie. It's about a uh a gangster in Harlem that um sold drugs, sold uh heroin that he was getting from Vietnam. Yep. And uh Denzel plays the main character. Does phenomenal, but the whole point of the film is um it's following him along. But at the end of the film, not it's not a uh spoiler alert. It's yeah, you know it's been out for a while.

SPEAKER_06 10:48

Yeah, it's been out for a minute.

SPEAKER_03 10:50

It's been out for a minute. He got arrested and he goes to prison. What? And uh he goes for 15 years, and as the final scene of the movie is as he's coming out of prison, they open the doors, he walks out, and they shut the doors. And you can just see him looking around. Denzel's an amazing actor anyway, arguably top three. Oh, absolutely. You know, yeah, and um he's he's looking around, and you can just see he's kind of like it's kind of like the the old man in Shawshank Radio.

SPEAKER_06 11:19

Yes, or now what?

SPEAKER_03 11:20

Yeah, like and then I got to thinking about it. We were just on vacation, my family and I, just last week for a couple days, two days, yeah, right? And coming back to Richmond, it's like, man, I feel like I haven't been here forever.

SPEAKER_02 11:32

Well, how do you think about all these people over here uh for the World Cup? And they go home after being here and experiencing all of us and being like Well, they're gonna have to detox after having American looking.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

It's gonna be hot. One of the shitty ass gas tickets. What I was thinking about as as I came back to Richmond was I'm like, man, it feels like a lot has changed, even though it's only been two days, right? And then I was thinking, what about a guy that goes to prison for 15 years? And comes out, everything. So my question to all of you is where you stand today. If we got arrested, convicted, everything, you go into prison right now. You come out in 2041. Jesus. 2041.

SPEAKER_06 12:18

If I live that long. How long is that? 15 years?

SPEAKER_03 12:20

15 years. 2041.

SPEAKER_06 12:22

That's questionable for me.

SPEAKER_03 12:23

Let's just do five. Let's start with five. With AI and everything else, you're gonna have a new president coming in, regardless of who it's gonna be. All right on either side. You've got that coming up. What do you think the world would look like? Let's just do 10. 10 years from now.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

10 years. Ooh, 10 years, five years. I wouldn't think much, but 10 years might be a little different. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

Ten years.

SPEAKER_06 12:42

You're gonna have to take out a second mortgage just to be able to buy gas.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

Well, I kind of told you what I thought. You won't have uh partners anymore at all these sex bots.

SPEAKER_02 12:51

There's I'm telling you that shit's coming. They came out with, I just read an article about one today here. They came out that will never turn on you as soon as well.

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That bitch could be fucking good, yeah. She turns on me on turning her fucking batteries off.

SPEAKER_06 13:06

I don't know that anybody, I don't even think a bot would want to put up with me or him. So I think we're safe.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Well, you gotta train them. I uh I I'm you know, there's a lot of truth to that. It's uh more and more young people aren't having sex now or aren't having relationships. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 13:27

They're having sex, they're just not having like full-ass relationships.

SPEAKER_03 13:31

No, no, no, no. It's it has plummeted. Or working. Or working. Well, we can look up stats on that, but uh it's the world is gonna change for sure.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:43

And that's what like with the advent of AI and as it continues to jump ahead. And I saw a conversation I was watching today. It was uh about the possibility that everyone will have their own AI in their home. And fucking Jetsons? Come on now, more or less, right?

SPEAKER_06 14:01

It's it's like having um I mean, I have a couple robot vacuums, but um all right.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Tell me, what do you guys think ten years from now? Seriously, Landon, what do you think?

SPEAKER_01 14:12

Man.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

I mean flying cars. You really think so? I can't trust people to drive now. I don't want nobody flying. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_06 14:21

I'm I'm gonna tell you right now, as a female, there are times that I'm like, oh shit, my car is pretty close, pretty far down on E. Like, what if you don't charge your shit? Then you just start falling from the sky. I don't think that he should trust everybody for one of those.

SPEAKER_03 14:40

Would you ride in a plane that had no pilot?

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Oh, I don't know about that. Like Waymo. Waymo. So they can have those driverless semis. Yeah. To go from Indy to Dayton or Columbus.

SPEAKER_06 14:57

You know what? I'd probably trust one of those driverless semis that's already been through some of those methed up semis. I think it'll be driverless.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

I think there'll be some driverless stuff going on. There'll be a lot more than that.

SPEAKER_03 15:05

Probably. Well, that's where I wonder about flying cars. And the only reason I say that, Lane, I don't know, I don't know that individuals will, but I think there could be a situation where you get into a pod and that pod will deliver you places. Like a drone. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_06 15:21

Well, anyway, delivery drivers.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

I just want to see a big ass drone with a claw come down by the back of your shirt. Little crangame, no crane game fucking action, and I'm just dangling like me. Send me down at the doctors or whatever. Believe me, you spent 10 years looking at me out and tell me the doctor.

SPEAKER_05 15:43

I ain't going anywhere else. They're gonna drop me off at the funeral home.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

That'd be weird to see a bunch of corpses flying through here.

SPEAKER_05 15:52

Drop them off. Are we dropping off at the funeral home or the incinerator?

SPEAKER_03 15:56

That's like the opposite of a stork.

SPEAKER_05 15:59

See?

SPEAKER_03 16:00

You come flying in, come flying out. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:03

It's all rotational life. It's a suck.

SPEAKER_03 16:07

Oh man, the robots would just drop us in their machines so they can collect our plasma or whatever they need. Yeah. Yeah. It's uh oh, that's pretty good. No, I honestly I think that they're the flying will be more prevalent, whether humans are involved in it or not. Drones for sure. Deliveries will be made. The savings I would think you could if you're uh a manufacturer uh like Amazon, with drones, yeah. Right. And I don't have to put a vehicle and a driver in a vehicle like on 70 and and worry about stops and backups with traffic and all that. I can fly in a straight line and drop off material, whatever it is, and then straight back, and I use charge. Right. That's it. Come back, charge it, I know.

SPEAKER_06 17:02

I'd have my deliveries like up in the tree and such.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Blue Buffalo uses AI dogs. I have these AI AI dogs, and it can predict when things break, it can predict like, hey, you need to get this fixed. It walks around uh yeah, right. Clint told me about it, but he said the other day, um, and they're like $500,000 or $350,000 for these dogs. It predicted one of their main machines, the bearings were going out. And it said you need to change the bearings immediately. Yeah. And you're talking about thousands and thousands of dollars if it was to break. Oh, yeah. And they checked it and it was right. I had to fix it. So it's kind of cool. You know, AI it's coming.

SPEAKER_03 17:44

Well, that's already automation in manufacturing is already really prevalent.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

But uh seen one thing about these people in India who are wearing these cameras on their head and they're and they're sewing, and that's so they could take videos and feed it into an AI system to teach an AI how to sew and shit.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

I saw the same thing in China where they're teaching robots how to fold laundry and and take and that honestly sign me up for that one. I'm gonna tell you there's a very put it away too. There's a high likelihood that when we hit a certain age, let's say it's in our 70s, okay? And I I can truly see in my lifetime, in my personal experience, where you may have a robot in your house that does tasks for you. Just like iRobot, just like the movie Iron. Yeah, I I don't think they're that far off on it. I think Elon is already working on it.

SPEAKER_06 18:36

I was gonna say my my uh vacuum has AI on it so that it can detect things that are on the ground and avoid it. And it's that's it.

SPEAKER_03 18:44

It's gonna be just a giant one of those. I want a Bruce Lee robot. Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee. You're gonna kick somebody's ass.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

Kick his ass, robot.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Oh man. I would love a robot that like I'll go to the grocery with it and pick out the shit. And then when it's time to pay for it, I'm just gonna leave, go home, and I'm gonna let it go through takeout and then bring it home and put everything away.

SPEAKER_06 19:09

I don't mind the I don't mind the checkout. I don't mind taking it home, putting it away. Would you trust a frame of the grocery?

SPEAKER_01 19:15

What's that? Would you trust a frame? Fuck no, dude. Only once.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Only once.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

Slow down, mad casualty of guys going to the hospital with their dicks ripped off.

SPEAKER_03 19:31

Bunch of bobbins. Hit the wrong setting, didn't you? Hit the bottom cleaner. Somebody put this thing on needing bread. What the hell's going on?

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Rip that shit right off. I said needing bread, not toting a mower. Right, lawnmower starter.

SPEAKER_05 19:53

You ripped it off. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

There's a there you go. Hey, do what hey. See, Kim is already into it. She's like, sex robots don't have to be for just dudes. Yeah, I know. She's like, technically, we have one now. I just have to hold it in place. It does all the work. See? I'm kidding. We're not that far-fetched. I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

You can buy whatever you want. I want an upgrade.

SPEAKER_02 20:26

That's an upgrade. You can have sandpaper. Yeah, and real hair.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Ooh, that's kind of gross.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

I'd always want to know where it came from.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

They have them already with real hair on it. It's nasty. It is nasty.

SPEAKER_06 20:37

It's ferret hair.

SPEAKER_01 20:38

Is it ferret hair?

SPEAKER_06 20:39

I don't even know. I don't. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

Hey, would you get a landing strip or what would you want?

SPEAKER_05 20:46

Oh my god, really? Come on.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

Could you like make the order or whatever you want, I guess? Um, yeah, it's all made to order. Small nipples, big nipples, big areolas.

SPEAKER_03 20:55

You could flood that out chargeable BBL. I know whatever you want, but here's the problem though. I know how dudes are. They'd get tired of it. You would need a place like Blockbuster where you can rent them for the weekend.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

I've seen a model, it's been used. I know.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

Well, yeah. You can buy a fresh one, right? They can all come guaranteed fresh. Right, fresh out of the microwave when they clean them or whatever. Oh, we just sprayed this one off.

SPEAKER_03 21:28

Right. That's what they do with that. They just run it through a germicide. It's basically like a car wash that's an automatic car wash, but it's just for sex robots.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

Well, they could do a car wash. I don't like this one. We gotta change this one after the 14th one.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

I'm telling you, we are human beings and we get bored with shit, man. And I'm telling you, could you you'd spend five grand on one, you're like, ugh.

SPEAKER_04 21:52

She's this model saves you from the I know how dudes are.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

There would be a day, even if you program that shit yourself, you'd be like, get.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Tired of her shit. Turn it off.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

You do the same thing over and over. Oh, do you have any robot friends? Kiss me on the neck next time, jeez. Why do you always get straight to it? Why can't you finish it?

SPEAKER_03 22:18

Oh, that's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Online Betting And Addictive Design

SPEAKER_03 22:21

Yeah. The other thing that's really interesting, I wouldn't, I'm really curious, especially I watched Landon the other night. We're playing bingo, which is gambling anyway. But he uh he's of age, he's allowed to gamble, and he's doing online betting, which I do, so I'm not hate-notting for it, but his generation is gonna make that thing explode. If you want a a uh an opinion on where you put your stocks, look at DraftKings and things like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 22:47

Check out Polymarket.

SPEAKER_03 22:49

Well, that's on one specific. I'm talking about, I think online betting is gonna be it's gonna be bad for a lot of kids. There's gonna be a lot of kids that are a little boy from Banks. What's that?

SPEAKER_02 22:59

Like a little boy from Texas Tech. What is it? See, tell me quarterback. Uh yeah, he didn't play well. No, he got caught gambling. Well, he played at Indiana, but he's betting on the teams he played for, like Pete Rose. And well, he went to one school, transferred to Texas Tech. He can't play there. He goes, Well, I'm gonna enter the draft, the supplemental draft. And Vale said nope.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

Really?

SPEAKER_02 23:22

So he just kind of stuck out there in limbo.

SPEAKER_03 23:24

That's kind of like uh gambling. The um the longest yard with the Adam Sandler and you know, or but I'm talking about kids like Landon that they'll get a job and they're gonna get addicted to the the endorphin drop of winning. Hitting that eight-leg parlay?

SPEAKER_04 23:41

Yeah, just twenty dollars more. Just twenty dollars more. Right. Just twenty dollars more.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

No eight legs. I think it's there's gonna be a lot of kids that are gonna struggle with it, and I'm I think there's gonna be a lot of financial issues. Yeah, it's too easy to gamble, and we push it down people's throats. You watch any four like preview before any game now? It's all DraftKings brought to you.

SPEAKER_06 24:04

Yeah, you got Kevin Hart out there promoting it.

SPEAKER_03 24:07

Well, it's even on news, they'll tell you what the line is on the game. Yeah, the funniest part is the fact that Pete Rose isn't in the Hall of Fame, and he shouldn't be, by the way. But uh he's not in because of gambling. And then they'll have the Reds that are sponsored by DraftKings.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

Like, uh, what do we do here?

SPEAKER_03 24:33

Yeah, anyway. Uh moving on to our next topic.

Fireworks Prices And Safety Stories

SPEAKER_03 24:38

Uh, we're not live anymore, so it really doesn't matter. Uh, I want to talk about fireworks.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:45

Jeremy's here. This is arguably his favorite time of the year.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

I just want to say sorry to everybody that loses a finger this weekend. Like I was looking up somebody's last weekend with 10 fingers.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

It's true. It is. I I was looking up some uh stats on it, uh preparing for the show. One of the other things that I was shocked is the price of these things. So, Jeremy, the largest um shell you're gonna shoot is 10 inches. Yep. And they're 500 apiece. Yep. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Now I sent how many D do uh just two on this show. Just two? I mean, it gets pretty pricey when you get into eights and sixes and as many shells as we throw up in 40 minutes, it's it's a price. It's a price tag.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

Yeah, but the uh I sent him an Instagram video of these kids that were just launching fireworks in the street. Yeah. And there's a ton of them. I bet you there's 50, 60 kids, it looks like, in this block area just letting off fireworks. And they have a 16-inch ball.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

What the hell?

SPEAKER_03 25:48

And it's just in the tube. The tube is just sitting on the street. It's a thousand dollars. It's just sitting there. You should the the the explosion. Here, I'll show it to you. The explosion that comes out of it is probably 30 feet into the air. Oh, is that oh wow. Just the fire that shoots it up into the sky and the sound of it. It's fucking crazy, man. It'll rumble you. Oh, yeah, I guarantee you. You can feel it. Look at the size of it, first of all. If you guys get a chance, you can look this up. Said 16 inch. Look at it. Good lord.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

That's circumference.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

You know, that's not small. Yeah. So yeah, that's around, yeah. Now watch this thing when they launched. Now we sound like the Joe Rogan podcast.

SPEAKER_02 26:34

I know.

SPEAKER_03 26:35

Hey, Jamie, bring up that video. Now watch that thing come up out of that tube.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Oh, it's just in that little ass tube.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

That little ass tube that could fall over. Yeah, they can just get that down in the ground.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

Watch the flame.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

Look at the flame.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

Now, do you have to bury that?

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:55

Yeah, these guys haven't just sitting in the middle of a two-lane street. That looks like one of them.

SPEAKER_01 27:00

Because if that thing were to blow up like in that tube or fall over, that'd take out a city bullet.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

That just looks like a little concrete form you get from loaves.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

That's exactly what it is. One time, one time we had an eight-inch shell, and I didn't do it, but I'm just going to tell you what happened. Um, we rolled it down a hill. Oh shit. Because we wanted to see what it would do on the ground. Yeah. It was it was crazy. It it took a crater in the field. Like you could step down in it. The guy that was running was was Johnny White. He was running, he's the one that lit it and rolled it and ran. It looked like dumb and dumb or uh jackass. As they're running, he's running, and then it blew up like the brush back knocked him down. Right. Like it was intense. Holy cow. The spread of the of it on the ground was like a hundred yards. Holy shit. From one end to the other. Oh wow. On the ground. How big was that? Eight inch. Jeez. It was crazy. Now, how much does an eight inch cost? They're about 250 bucks. Yeah. There's 16 of them going off at Richmond this weekend.

SPEAKER_03 28:11

Yeah. Nice. Now, how much is a show typically? Like not divulging your prices, but if you're doing a big show like Richmond, Hagerstown, 30 to 40,000.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

That's wild. Or ain't nothing. Like my grandma's birthday was on July 4th, and my uncles were stationed in Kentucky. So every year they would come up there and the trunk just full of fireworks. Come up here because they were all illegal up here, so they would bring their shit up here and we'd have to do that.

SPEAKER_01 28:45

Really? A lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

Yeah, because you saw the public now, too.

SPEAKER_01 28:49

There's a lot. And uh there's just and we didn't we all have a store, you know, we have wholesale and not yet, you know, but it's I just can't imagine how many fireworks will be let off this year.

unknown 29:01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Of course, it's 250, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Yeah, everybody's complaining on Facebook and I get so tired of hearing that.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

They know what's coming. I don't know. What are you bitching about? You know it's the fourth. Quit fucking bitching. It's the fireworks.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Well, I'll tell you what, like I said, we just kind of threw this show together last minute, but uh, I want to go through and talk about a few uh history moments.

Wild Military And CIA Operations

SPEAKER_03 29:26

We've talked about wanting to jump back into history.

SPEAKER_02 29:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

And um I thought we could go through. I looked this up. I was curious about operations that have been done by the military or by the CIA. Right. Right? Because you and I have talked about uh um what's the one? Um MK Ultra. Oh, yeah. We've talked about that one before, but I found some others, and I thought I could go through some of these with you and uh we could just chat about them. Now, this one came from 1976. This is uh it almost started World War III. It was inside the uh DMZ, the demilitarized zone uh in Korea. So between North Korea and South Korea. And um, there was a tree that had grown large enough that it had blocked the view between UN checkpoints. So the U.S. Army sent a work crew out to trim a few branches off this tree. They weren't gonna cut it down, they were just gonna trim it, right? The North Koreans grabbed the workers' own axes and attacked them with them. These were military soldiers. There you go. And they killed two of them. Holy shit. Captor, uh, Captain Arthur Boniface and first lieutenant Mark Barrett were killed. Several others were seriously injured. Now, three days later, the U.S. responded. Yes, how did we respond? We blew up.

SPEAKER_06 30:52

We normally blow blow it up when we respond.

SPEAKER_03 30:55

This is the problem. It's North Korea. Yeah, they have nukes.

SPEAKER_02 30:59

If you respond, well 76.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Yeah, they may have, but they decided they weren't gonna do that. They were gonna send out another chainsaw crew to cut down this tree. The one, but this is where America gets freaking awesome. Shoot fireworks out. They uh they decided they were gonna give these guys some backup so that they didn't have to worry about being attacked again. Right. And so what they did is they sent out hundreds of American and South Korean troops, they sent out attack helicopters, cobra gunships. Oh my god, they had fighter jets because they had moved, they had moved an aircraft carrier into position. Yeah, they had B-52 bombers ready, they had snipers, tanks, overkill special forces to cut down one tree. Absolutely. What else we got going on? Fuck it. They said they everything. They had all this shit right around there as this guy's out there cutting down this tree. And they said the North Koreans just watch. Nobody fires.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

What are you gonna do? Like, you know what, bud? We weren't gonna set this one out. We're not gonna, yeah, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Faifo there's no way I'd cut that tree down, though. Why? Find out with all that shit going on. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 32:11

Didn't you say that they were they were just guarding, they were just like flying around and they're watching. Can you imagine having hundreds of trooper troops behind you?

SPEAKER_02 32:22

They got a troop that can help the tree down.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Snipers. You're like, something's gonna happen. Something is gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

I got Johnny's long care out here trying to trim my tree.

SPEAKER_03 32:32

And homeboy's just like, uh I just can't imagine doing a job that you have to have fighter jets protecting you while you're out there like, man, I had to cut this tree down one time. Like, that's who doesn't cut down a tree? You don't understand. I had a B-52s flying overhead in case shit got out of hand. Like, why didn't you just drop a bomb on it and blow that tree out of the car? You could have used dynamite.

SPEAKER_06 32:55

Shoot that tree down. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

You know, they still teach this in military school, and it's because what they proved was they didn't want to necessarily fire back at North Korea. Right. Because they didn't want it to start a war. They didn't want to escalate. So they just wanted to show them it's that overwhelming force that you fuck with us again. You're fucking fuck around and find out. That's exactly what it was. Wipe you off. The face that's right. And that's Trump says it out loud. These guys just showed them. Yeah, everybody else was scared. He says it, you know, we'll blow you up. We don't care. Oh, that's that's wild to me. All right, here's the next one. This one is called Operation Mince Meat.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

I think I've heard about this one.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

Yeah, this is um this is the weirdest thing ever. Here's the pit. Like this it sounds like a movie that's gonna sound stupid.

SPEAKER_06 33:44

I was gonna say, is this a Vienna sausage eating contest or what?

SPEAKER_03 33:48

No, they uh well, here's what it is. In 1943, the Allies wanted to invade Sicily. The problem, the Germans expected it. Yep. So the British intelligence needed Hitler to think the invasion was happening somewhere else. Their solution, they obtained a body. I think it was a homeless man in London.

SPEAKER_06 34:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:09

They just found a dead body. I wonder if he was dead before they found him. Probably not. They uh created an entirely fake identity. They gave him a fake military ID, love letters, receipts, ticket stuffs, photos, even overdue bills, everything someone might carry in their pockets. Then they handcuffed the fake invasion plans to the body. So it was like when you carry it around.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

And a briefcase, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Right. A submarine released the body off the coast of Spain. The Spanish authorities found him. They shot it out the tube. That's this is a human being. They're found on the street. They found on the streets in London. Yeah, the uh Germans uh secretly copied the documents. Hitler believed every word. This, if it's too good to be true, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

And it's just like they did that one time where the Germans were building a fake uh base. Everything was out of wood. Then England found it, they dropped a wooden bomb and it said boom.

SPEAKER_03 35:14

That's funny. Right that is pretty good. Uh could that happen today?

SPEAKER_06 35:20

No, not with technology, not with everything.

SPEAKER_03 35:23

All the technology.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

Oh I don't think that could happen.

SPEAKER_06 35:25

They analyze everything. I mean, I don't know a lot of stuff prior to now.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

I'd say it could. Uh with all the spies and whatnot. I'd say it could. The way they they try and declassify everything and try and we don't know everything, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 35:38

We'd probably don't even know.

SPEAKER_06 35:40

Oh, we don't know half the stuff that goes on right now.

SPEAKER_02 35:44

We don't know half the missile locations are in the US.

SPEAKER_01 35:46

Not to disclose anything, but I thought it was kind of interesting. Someone disclosed the other day their brother's a Navy SEAL, and I'm gonna tell you who it is, but then they're on a secret mission right now in the sub. They have to spend like six to eight months in the sub.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Oh, that's nice. You spend six to eight months underwater, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:02

And they're SEALs, and they're like he says the worst. He said they have to it's uh they're in like the missile room, it's like a top seeker, and it's like 94 degrees in there. Yeah, like it's horrible.

SPEAKER_02 36:11

I had a buddy that was in the military when he joined the Air Force. We got he uh the Department of Defense had to come and interview us before he got the job.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:20

His friends were like, hey, do you trust him? Where was he born? What's he like when he gets drunk? All this other stuff.

SPEAKER_06 36:27

Like, well, I mean, essentially you are if you're like in a submarine for six to eight months, yeah, you have no contact with anything, anybody, anyway, they take their features. Like you do almost go to where you're like clinically saying.

SPEAKER_01 36:43

He said they wake them up and like they try and keep them like their minds, right? Like he said they'll wake them up and they have a Thanksgiving feast.

SPEAKER_02 36:52

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:52

And then he said, then four hours later, they'll do something else. And then they just they're always guessing they don't know, they don't know what's going on, they don't know time. It's he said it's really crazy. Yeah. I don't know why you would do that to your own troops, though.

SPEAKER_06 37:05

It's so they don't go crazy, so they don't go crazy.

SPEAKER_01 37:08

So they they don't they're gonna go to the crazy crazy underwater.

SPEAKER_06 37:11

You have no idea, you don't have any connection to the real world at all for six to eight months.

SPEAKER_03 37:16

It's funny you say that though, because I I don't disagree with you, but there's people that go into solitary confinement that spend 23 hours in a six by eight cement block with nothing, with nothing, they don't have and they go crazy. That's the point, but that's we're allowed to do that.

SPEAKER_06 37:34

Well, we want them to go crazy, we want them to like have punishment, but the others could you do it?

SPEAKER_03 37:41

These people are doing that shit sometimes 50, 60 years. Think about that. They're 20 years old and they do something like that.

SPEAKER_06 37:48

Like those kids that I would want to be like electrocuted or give me the fucking I would like give me the death sentence at that point.

SPEAKER_03 37:57

They get an hour out of the cell where they take them out into the yard, which is basically you're just walk locked into a dog kennel.

SPEAKER_06 38:03

And you probably don't even get focused by that time because you've been locked in a dark room for how long?

SPEAKER_03 38:10

And then you're gonna be like, Well, it's not dark, they have lights on. Some of these guys they never turn the lights off. You could be in a light room for the rest of your life. Like at night when you're trying to sleep, that light is on. And you've and they say those people in that area, they're crazy. Like you said, some of them are crazy as shit. And they're banging on the doors all night long, and you've got to do that every day for the next 60 years.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

I'm with you.

SPEAKER_06 38:35

I'd rather take the death penalty.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Well, that one guy killed uh what three pedophiles in the same day just so he could die. Like he's like, I saved you guys, I did you guys a favor. Like, I just want to die. Like he was on a life sentence and some of those guys just don't give two shit.

SPEAKER_03 38:51

They're not in in like California, they're not gonna be put to death. So what's killing another one to them? Killed three pedophiles in one day. That's a good deal.

SPEAKER_06 39:00

Good for them.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

That's a good day. I think Utah just did a deal where uh I want to say it was Utah, where they passed a law that they can bring back the firing squad now for uh child molesters. So it's not even somebody that kills somebody, it's someone that harms a child. Yep, get rid of them. Yeah. All right, here's our next one. The CIA, they took a submarine. The uh apparently this happened, I think, in the 70s as well. The uh Soviet Union lost one of its nuclear subs in the Pacific Ocean. It sank nearly three miles underwater. That's down there.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

That's a that's a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 39:40

Yeah. The CIA had an insane idea. They said, what if we steal it? That's how they found the Titanic. Well, it's when you say that. Nobody had ever lifted something that heavy from that depth, so the CIA created an elaborate cover story. They convinced the uh eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes. You know Howard Hughes. Yeah, Johnny uh Leonardo DiCaprio played him. Good movie. Yeah. Yeah. Uh he was building a ship to mine valuable minerals from the ocean floor. The ship actually contained a giant mechanical claw hidden underneath it. So the Russians think that this thing is grabbing minerals, and in reality, it's a giant claw machine. The uh the mission was to grab the Soviet sub without anyone knowing. The project cost hundreds of millions of dollars in 1970s money, so it would have cost more than several billion today. The claw actually grabbed the submarine. Unfortunately, part of it broke apart while being lifted. So even so, the CIA recovered valuable material before the mission ended.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

I cannot confirm nor deny what you're saying comes from.

SPEAKER_03 40:55

Is it really? Yeah. From this particular thing?

SPEAKER_02 40:59

I cannot confirm nor deny what we are doing out there.

SPEAKER_03 41:02

Really? Yeah.

unknown 41:04

That's wild.

SPEAKER_03 41:05

That's how all that started. What would be the craziest thing that you would try to recover from the ocean floor?

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Treasure.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

Well, obviously, but I mean all the pirate treasure.

SPEAKER_06 41:15

That would be it's been 80 years.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

There's gotta be some aliens down there, yeah?

SPEAKER_02 41:21

Oh, that's where they're all at.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

That's where all the bases are. That's what I've heard. Dude, how cool would be I know it's a movie, but uh what is it? Um where the warships they fight in the Pacific Ocean, and then the aliens are in the ocean, they pop up out of the water. Oh, battleship. Battleship. That movie was awesome. That'd be cool to see.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

Godzilla.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:42

I go try to find Godzilla. He lives in the ocean.

SPEAKER_06 41:45

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

They say that's where the aliens are at.

SPEAKER_06 41:48

I just want to check out the Bermuda Triangle. Like, what's the big insane? Like, what's the big deal about anything?

SPEAKER_03 41:53

Nobody even says it anymore.

SPEAKER_06 41:54

No, nobody talks about bad. Nobody talks about quicksand, all of the things that we were afraid of as a kid.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

I had a story I didn't include it this week where uh somebody thinks they'd found the remains of a Bigfoot. Ooh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:11

Josh is still alive.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

There's something to look at. Nope. Josh just left him.

SPEAKER_06 42:16

Josh is still alive. He's good.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

I heard uh Bigfoots are now interdimensional beings. Um, they use the Bigfoot suit to cloak themselves.

SPEAKER_06 42:27

So they're like skinwalkers or whatever?

SPEAKER_03 42:29

I listen to all the shapeshifters or yeah, shapeshifter, skinwalker, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

I listen to all kinds of shit at work. It's funny. I just laugh. What do you listen to? All kinds of just podcasts about cryptids and everything. Werewolves, vampires, werewolves.

SPEAKER_03 42:49

I love how I love how people say werewolves. Werewolves.

SPEAKER_06 42:53

Wolves or wolves.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

Wolves. Wolves.

SPEAKER_06 42:57

I did get made fun of multiple times because I said wolves.

unknown 43:00

Wolf.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

Why would somebody make fun of you? You pronounced it right.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

That's F. It's a V, right? Wolves. Not wolves.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

All right. All right. I'm gonna give you one more history nugget, and uh we will move on to what we got. This one I just learned this. There were some survivors of the Jonestown massacre. Yeah. It happened on November 18, 1978.

SPEAKER_02 43:25

There's several got away.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

They stuck out. There was a People's Temple basketball team. Oh jeez. They had their own basketball team. They had their own AAU team.

SPEAKER_06 43:34

Did I tell you that I recently found out that my grandfather went on a double date with Jim Jones?

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:41

Are you serious? I just literally found this out like in the last month that no, him and Richmond. Yeah. No, he graduated with him.

SPEAKER_03 43:52

Well, apparently they had their own basketball team. They were playing an away game in Georgetown, Guyana during the mass suicide. Suicide event. Jim Jones radioed the team demanding they commit revolutionary suicide. Nah, we're good. Nah, man. We'll run suicide.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

Who wants to run suicides?

SPEAKER_05 44:12

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 44:13

Drank the grape stuff and run suicide.

SPEAKER_03 44:18

One last one here.

Heat Waves, AC Gaps, And Hot Cars

SPEAKER_03 44:20

They're talking about how hot it is in Europe. It's hotter than shit here. Right.

SPEAKER_06 44:25

Like it is this week, especially my brutal cash.

SPEAKER_03 44:28

And uh one of the things Europeans have talked about is uh how much they love air conditioning. Yes. Right? Do they not have it? I've looked it up. Nobody does. Uh apparently, total household ownership of air conditioner units in Europe is relatively low, sitting at an average of just 20%.

SPEAKER_06 44:47

Oh, I'd die.

SPEAKER_03 44:48

I couldn't do it. Like, how do you sleep?

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Well, Germany just built you saw a story about Germany and a new hospital they built.

SPEAKER_01 44:55

That's why I wouldn't go over there.

SPEAKER_02 44:56

This hospital is known for doing heart surgeries, brand new hospital. They don't have AC, so the surgeons are having to wear these ice vests that are leaking all over the floor. And they're slipping, yeah, because they don't have AC and it's so hot in there. It's like 90 degrees in this.

SPEAKER_06 45:12

It's not new technology. Why in the shit do we not have it over there?

SPEAKER_02 45:16

And you're doing heart surgery.

SPEAKER_01 45:19

Hey, that's why it's cheaper over there.

SPEAKER_06 45:21

Well, their health care is as well. I mean, obviously.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

But I mean, here's the last one. I uh oh, I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

Yeah, here's one more. I do have another one. Um, this one I just don't even understand this one. But um here lately, my weather app sends me stories of things weather related that are going on throughout the world. And um one of them lately, and it happens every year, and I just don't understand it, are people that leave their kids in the backseat and forget about them. Oh and they die, they pass because they're sitting basically in the world.

SPEAKER_06 45:56

Well, they just made new ruling as of July 1st, even for animals. If you break into somebody's car because they have their animal in it, as of July 1st in Indiana, no, no rules. Like you're allowed to do it.

SPEAKER_03 46:11

Oh that's the thing. So I found it's called a good Samaritan state law that allows people to break car windows, and this is for kids. Yeah, okay, absolutely. The wildest part to me is there's like a handful, 10, 12 states that they don't they don't protect you. No, no care. That's one of them's Alaska. I'm sure that doesn't happen a lot. But Louisiana, Mississippi, Mississippi, Arkansas, New Mexico, yeah, um, and New Jersey. If you break the window out to save that kid, you could be sued, I guess, to pay for the window.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:46

In New Jersey, a lot of them don't drive.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

In in my new car, before, you know, when you shut it off, it dings. Hey, check the back seat. Check your rear seat.

SPEAKER_06 46:54

Check your rear seat. Mine does too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

I was driving uh Kim's car one time and I put like a seatbelt or a uh backpack and shit in the dinged. Yeah. I had to like set it in the floorboard so the car wouldn't bitch at me.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Uh yeah, I just seen a story about that too. I mean, just talking about that, where a grandfather put his grandson in the backseat, went in to do something, seen something on TV, started watching it for a second, ended up falling asleep, taking a nap. This was like in Arizona, I think. I'd have to check.

SPEAKER_06 47:28

Oh, gosh.

SPEAKER_02 47:29

And by the time he came out, yeah. That's why. And the judge was like, hey, no, we're not gonna he's already miserable enough. There's nothing I can do that's gonna help or hurt it any more than how he feels right now.

SPEAKER_03 47:44

So last

Fermented Horse Milk And Wrap Up

SPEAKER_03 47:46

one. You guys like these little ones?

SPEAKER_02 47:47

Yeah, on a good note.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

All right, this one's funny. Uh uh, there's a tradition I got a picture of this, a traditional Central Asian drink. It's called Kumis, K-U-M-I-S. Hell yeah. And it's made from fermented horse's milk. It has a tan taste. And rumplemens with a light champagne fizz like fizziness. And a suddy, no subtle, nutty and almond-like finish.

SPEAKER_02 48:13

I was gonna say a nutty type finish.

SPEAKER_03 48:15

And is mildly alcoholic. Horse semen. It no, it's it's the Kumis. Could you would you drink a drink made out of horse milk? Yes. I like. We're gonna have to get some. I'm gonna order. I wonder how much Amazon is to get a sh uh let's look.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

Get some camel milk.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

Can we buy some Kumas? Let's find out where's Amazon. I never get on there anyway, so it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_06 48:39

I was gonna say I have gifts for it.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

That's where Ashley gets it every day. I don't I don't order anything off Amazon.

SPEAKER_06 48:47

We do actually, like when Amazon rolls into our, I'm like, did I order anything? Did you order anything?

SPEAKER_02 48:52

Uh they don't. It's probably at my house. I'm sorry. They don't have no cumus?

SPEAKER_03 48:56

No. We'll find it. That's why you go to jungle gyms. They got they got all that.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

They probably do have some cumus. You got that cumus in here.

SPEAKER_03 49:04

All

Events Plug And Kindness Closing

SPEAKER_03 49:05

right. Uh, we're gonna wrap it up. Thanks everybody for uh hanging out with us. It's been an interesting week. We uh we weren't live. We were shocked. We didn't expect to go live. All that happened today. And uh we wanted to talk some fireworks and and uh it was pretty mild the show.

SPEAKER_02 49:22

Yeah, should have gone to YouTube and just yeah, well, we're on YouTube.

SPEAKER_03 49:25

If you're listening to us, uh we greatly appreciate it. Make sure you check out our webpage, after twobeers.com. Lots of events coming up in uh end of July and August. And basically, we have one more weekend off, and I think it just ramps up because we're gonna head to the fall. Yeah, we're gonna do all kinds of stuff coming up. So check all that out. Make sure you check out my buddy Kevin Shook if you're looking to do something like this. Uh, if you're looking for some last minute residential fireworks that you can shoot off your locally, reach out to old Screddy PyroTetnicks. Indiana fireworks shows.com. And uh you can go right there or you can find him on Facebook. All right. We see it at the end of every show. And it is very true. The world is tough, the world is hard, and uh sometimes we all get down. And if you see someone in your life, you feel like they might be struggling, just reach out to them. Tell them you love them, tell them you care about them, tell me you appreciate them, and uh, well, we can go from there. Yes, life would be better. Yeah. All right, be the kind. Yes, there you go. All right. I think without further ado, Gibler, we will talk to them all next time.

SPEAKER_05 50:32

After two beers. Take me home, take me home home.