#203 After 2 Beers: A Yellowstone Bison Reminds Us Nature Wins

A Yellowstone bison, a leafy greens outbreak, and a river full of cobras sound like three separate nightmares, but for us it’s just another night hanging out and trying to make sense of the internet. We start with control-room banter and a story from a VFW “Queen of Hearts” jackpot night, where the people watching is almost as wild as the prize money.

Then we dig into the week’s headlines: the viral clip of a 77-year-old getting way too close to a Yellowstone National Park bison, the very real reality of food poisoning linked to contaminated leafy greens, and the flood footage out of southern China that pushes every snake fear button at once. If you’ve ever watched something and thought “that has to be AI,” we’re right there with you.

We also play one of our favorite clips of absurd public life: a New Jersey township meeting interrupted by a full-size purple bong costume performance, plus a quick history nugget about Prince doing door-to-door ministry as a Jehovah’s Witness. The back half gets competitive with our Sylvester Stallone movie draft, complete with rules, strategy, sleeper picks, and listener voting, followed by rapid fire would you rather questions.

If you laugh, share it with a friend, subscribe so you don’t miss next week’s draft, and leave a review to help more people find After Two Beers.

Transcript

Welcome And Control Room Banter

SPEAKER_03 0:02

Welcome to the After Two Gears podcast. I'm Chris Dalton. Joined as always by Kim Ross. That's me, Michael Summers. What's going on? Hanging out in the control room. We've got our buddy uh Jeremy Scritty in there. What up? And the man, the myth legend that makes it all happen, Mr. Kevin Shook.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

There he is. Hi, folks.

SPEAKER_03 0:18

Yeah, he's the one with the beaver on his shirt. Hi, folks. All right.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

I'm not gonna say what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_03 0:24

No, that's what you should do.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

I'm the one with it on my pants.

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Do what? You have one in your pants?

SPEAKER_04 0:31

Oh, okay. Is that what she said? I think that's what she said. She's too embarrassed to say it again, right? You got her to say one time. That was it.

SPEAKER_03 0:40

I can't do it.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Running on adrenaline.

SPEAKER_03 0:41

Yeah, that one's got fur on it, though.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

How did you know?

SPEAKER_03 0:46

Oh you can't find one without that anymore. It's like a factory option. It just comes with it right out of the factory.

VFW Jackpot Night And People Watching

SPEAKER_03 0:55

Pud and I went down to the drawing last night here locally. If you're listening or tuning in or listening, uh, there's a a uh the VFW, which we frequent. They uh they've got a I guess it's the Queen of Hearts, kind of is what everybody knows these things as. It's up to almost a quarter million dollars. Almost. What's wild to me is as we sit there, it's old people that are like make me feel young again.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

I know it's the oldest to me. We might be the youngest people in here.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

I can't wait to leave this to my kids.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

Right. That's the wildest part, is like I'm amazed how few, and maybe it's a sign of the times that young people just don't go to bars anymore.

SPEAKER_06 1:37

Yeah, it could be that they're too busy playing video games.

SPEAKER_04 1:41

Well, hell I mean they got the scene, I mean the slot machine, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

But you can't even get on those. And I tell you the other thing that the VFW proves is uh apparently people still smoke cigarettes.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Uh apparently, because where we had to set it looked like Michigan Canadian uh wildfire side.

SPEAKER_04 1:58

By by by the end of the night, it was a haze in there. I was like, oh, I gotta get out of here.

SPEAKER_06 2:02

The best show is outside though. What was outside? All the canopies and the people pulling up. I had an old lady hit the barn over there to the right. Are you serious? Oh yeah, that's the best, that's the best show. Did she run tickets? No, she sat there. She hit the barn, she's into the barn and rolled her window down and chilled. It just hung out. Probably because she was still was she still touching the barn? Yep. And Corey's like, let's get her a beer.

SPEAKER_00 2:31

I don't think she needed anymore.

SPEAKER_06 2:33

She's like, he heard it. Get her a beer. Sober her up. Right.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

No more shots for her.

Tonight’s Lineup Of Weird Headlines

SPEAKER_03 2:42

Coming up this week on the show, we are gonna talk about a few news stories I found this week that I found interesting. They're uh one of my favorites right now, the bison versus the old man. We're gonna talk about that. Explosive diarrhea. I'm gonna give uh one of you it's a I'm gonna make a bet with you right now.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

If you spell this right, I buy the first round of shots at the Coney.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Okay. Come out.

SPEAKER_03 3:07

If you spell it right, I buy the first round. You're out of the shots or out of the spelling?

SPEAKER_00 3:12

Out of the spelling. You just said that you're buying the shots either way.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

No, okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

I'm in. If you get it wrong, you're buying it. No, you're already saying it's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_03 3:21

It's a hard one. All right. Diarrhea.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

D-I-A-R. R-H-E-A-A. Oh, she got it.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

Oh. That's impressive. It's the two R's that throw me out.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

It's the two Rs. Because I'm like, ooh, it's really diarrhea.

SPEAKER_03 3:39

Yeah, we're gonna talk Scarpetti. Uh we're gonna talk about explosive diarrhea this week. Uh one of the scariest videos that I've ever seen. I thought it was AI. Turned out to be real.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

It was a video of this?

SPEAKER_03 3:52

Diarrhea?

SPEAKER_04 3:53

I thought it was fake too.

SPEAKER_03 3:55

No, I'm talking about our third story.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:58

This is uh in southern China, they had a flood that opened up a uh a building that was housing snakes. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Thousands of them.

SPEAKER_04 4:08

Uh not just any snakes.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

No, no problems, including 900 cobras. Nope. Nope. You uh we'll have uh don't pull it up yet, Kevin. Nope. When we get to the story, you can pull up the videos of these snakes going down the river.

SPEAKER_06 4:23

Why are they in this building?

SPEAKER_03 4:24

It got f well, it's just the same thing that happened in the uh Everglades. With that's why all those uh pythons are down there is they had a uh a building that housed the.

SPEAKER_00 4:34

Like a zoo or something?

SPEAKER_03 4:36

No, it's just these places that's what's going on.

SPEAKER_00 4:39

You've got one of my hairs on your on his face.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

Anyway, we're gonna talk about this. And then um the coolest town video, like you know how like here locally there's like uh we do uh what do they call them? Town council meetings, city council, yeah, yeah, county council. There's one of in uh I think it's in New Hampshire. Maybe it's I think it's in the northeast for sure, but we'll find out. There's a gentleman named he dresses up as a bong. As a what? As a bong.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Like a bong, a bong.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

And then has a whole song that is a parody of a Lizzo song about bongs.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Are we doing this again? Oh, yeah. Are we really doing a Lizzo thing again?

SPEAKER_03 5:30

Then I got a little history nugget. Uh, we're gonna introduce a new feature that we're gonna start doing on the show. Um, then we're gonna have our Stallone draft, which is uh Yes, it's gonna be very competitive. I'm I'm ordering a little championship belt.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

I'm gonna lose.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

Well, with that attitude, well, yeah, you should have practiced, you should have studied. I've got notes. It's like his fantasy football right there. That's right. I'm prepared for this because I'm telling you, that little belt, it's badass. It looks like it's gonna sit in front of whoever wins each week. Yeah, and we're gonna keep score of like records. But it's not always gonna be this kind of stuff. Like, I will announce what next podcast will be.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Okay, I'll probably be better at the next one. I'm yeah, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 6:17

Uh, then we've got some rapid fire questions, then we'll wrap it up. We'll call it a day. Uh, if you're watching right now on YouTube or Facebook, feel free to comment in. We'd be more than happy to uh have you guys join the process and uh engage with us, especially as we get to the draft. We need we're gonna have a um a vote by the viewers or listeners each week on who has the best. Yeah. The best draft. Yes. Okay. I I'm gonna and we're gonna make this legit. So here's our first

Yellowstone Bison Vs 77-Year-Old

SPEAKER_03 6:52

story. This one comes to us this week about a 77-year-old visitor at the Yellowstone. 77! And you got out of your car.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

Oh man. I didn't realize he was that old. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

I knew he was close to the 30.

SPEAKER_03 7:06

Oh my gosh. A uh gentleman wanted to get a closer look at one of the park's famous bison. No. Uh witnesses say the man got within just a few feet of the animal before it charged. He was hanging out with his grandson.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

He's like, hey, look, here's how close I can get.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

Here's the video. What you know it's pissed off because it took that bison at least two tries to get up. That's the Benny Hill song right there. Yes.

SPEAKER_07 7:35

Watch it.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

The other thing, run about perfect. Watch how he spreads his legs right at the top. Like I always if that was an Olympic event, look at it. He's throwing dirt on him like an umpire.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

Like in the Oh, it's like around tense and shit. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Yeah. And he broke his femur. Well, he's old. I'm surprised he didn't break a hip.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

I mean, look at this. That's all he broke.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

He's like, God. What I've learned is bison do not like having their picture taken.

unknown 8:09

No.

SPEAKER_03 8:11

I was thinking he was having a bad hair day.

SPEAKER_02 8:13

Why didn't he duck over the trees? He should have climbed. I don't know. What would you be thinking about?

SPEAKER_00 8:19

He's not moving that fast until now.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

The only time he was moving fast is when he was in the air.

SPEAKER_03 8:26

Well, he's 77.

SPEAKER_00 8:28

I know. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 8:29

They should shoot that thing and eat it.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

How would that be old, man?

SPEAKER_04 8:32

Bison meat. The bison, they said the bison will not be euthanized. Why would it be? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

No, he's in his own inhabitants. Like he's living his own life. Oh man. Jacking up his. Take my picture.

SPEAKER_04 8:46

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

Get out of here, dude. You look at him. Where's your grandson? Those bison weighed 2,000 pounds. Where's his grandson? Probably back in the car where he should be.

SPEAKER_00 8:58

Probably videoing.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

Yeah, he filmed this. No. That kid was probably already back in the car looking at his phone. He wasn't even involved in it.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

Oh, you know he was Snapchatting this.

SPEAKER_03 9:12

Yes, it does. AJ. This should be on like uh those Velcro shoes that old men wear. That new balances. Yeah, but watch him spread his legs at the top of the Yeah! He looks like Uncle Jesse from the Deaths of the Hazard. No shit. What I love about it is you can't, you just the internet wins every time. Some of the memes that I've seen out of this.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

Oh, it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 9:35

There's one where the bison is at the top of the well and he's looking down at the old man saying, you know, it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again. Or it gets the horns again. Yeah. I think it's um a great story. I I want to know why people assume wild animals are so friendly. Right. That you're like especially a 2,000-pound one.

SPEAKER_00 9:59

Because they see videos of some of them that are, but they think that they all are. No.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

That's just thin in the herd. Yeah, you know what I mean? And the irony is bison are really dumb animals, too. But uh so are we, apparently. Yeah. All

Food Poisoning And Explosive Diarrhea Talk

SPEAKER_03 10:15

right. Here's our second story. Kibler nailed the spelling early. Er, finally, vegetables are fighting back. This is a great Josh Ponder is like the only guy in America that's not worried about this disease.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

No, he's like donuts.

SPEAKER_03 10:30

He's like, I haven't eaten less chicken wings.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Those are not gonna cause me any issues.

SPEAKER_03 10:35

A major outbreak of food poisoning that has been linked uh to a contaminated leafy green. It's leaving hundreds of people dealing with severe stomach illness. People have like more than 40 people have been hospitalized. Yeah, it's only the healthy ones.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

I know somebody that was just in Michigan last week and they they uh are not well right now.

SPEAKER_04 10:55

Fruits and vegetables. Yeah, so worry about that.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

No, Taco Bell was trying to fix things. No, they were like, no.

SPEAKER_06 11:04

Did you see the Fox News story that they ran at Taco Bell could be the source of it? And I'm like, lies. Holy shit, that's a loss.

SPEAKER_00 11:11

No, Taco Bell's been causing us to have the shits for a while.

SPEAKER_06 11:14

Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have explosive batteries. It has nothing to do with that. Two o'clock in the morning with that shit.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

Because you're eating it at one.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

You'd think all the alcohol that's in your belly would kill anything that's in that lettuce. Oh shit. Right? Like if this if this bacteria can survive what's in my gut right now, it's the three of us are fine.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

That's why you gotta fry it. We're good.

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Just eat right foods. There you go. Just go on the uh the fair diet.

SPEAKER_04 11:40

That's why I have toxin.

unknown 11:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

That's it.

SPEAKER_06 11:43

You just have heart attacks and diarrhea. Hey, you gotta trade off something too.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Yeah, trade off. Let's talk about our third story tonight. And this is

Floodwaters Full Of Cobras In China

SPEAKER_03 11:55

my absolute this is like my nightmare come true. Like if you imagine that you are, you and your family, well, the weather sucked. That's the reason this all started. But you're just hanging out, your backyard is flooded by a storm, rivers come up, and have you found the video for these yet? You have got to see the video. I now we sound just like the Joe Rogan show.

SPEAKER_00 12:19

We do a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 12:20

If you're listening to us, we can Kevin can you get that? Yeah, pull that up. Hey, pull that up. Hey Jamie, uh see if you can find that video of those snakes going down the river.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

But in the meantime, I'm gonna push my protein powder and everything else. Hey, make sure you take some uh, especially with these parasites outbreak, make sure we're gonna get to this here.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Yeah. Uh so apparently there was heavy flooding in southern China, and it forced thousands of snakes out of their normal habitats into the rivers, neighborhoods, roads, and even homes. Oh yeah. And uh videos show snakes swimming through the flood waters and collecting on floating debris.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 13:00

Officials are warning residents to avoid the water because uh, well, there's a lot of nopropes out there. Not a nopropes, these are cobras. No, wait till you see these cobras.

SPEAKER_07 13:13

Yeah, they're nopropes.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

No, you you haven't seen the video yet that freaks me out. I thought it was AI. Oh, yeah. We have gotten to this point now. Look for uh look for another one. God, this is the Joe Rogan show.

SPEAKER_04 13:27

There's another one. There's like there's uh another one. Just uh King Cobras floating on the water, yes, just just floating down the street.

SPEAKER_03 13:34

King Cobras. They can get up to 18 feet. Yes, the insane possess the most volume of venom.

SPEAKER_04 13:41

And like you, the first thing I thought, I was like, oh, this is AI. This isn't real.

SPEAKER_00 13:45

No, are those the ones that can spit the venom? You they don't even have to hitting cobras. Yeah, they don't even have like you. Oh, for crying out loud. I am so sad that I just said that out loud.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

The one-eyed trouser snake.

SPEAKER_04 14:01

There it is, right there. That's awesome. Those are cobras. No, yeah, that's it, that first one. Yeah. No way. Yes, I thought it was all deals.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

900 snakes.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

No, the ducks are dead behind.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Look at these snakes right there, where that those are just cobras out there, just like, hey, they're look like a periscope. Nope. There's 900 escape this farm. Who has a snake farm? Venom. Oh my gosh. They're talking about people who are out there trying to like pick up their lawn furniture and get bitten and shit.

SPEAKER_06 14:33

I wouldn't need to eat the lettuce. I'd done shit in my pants. Oh my god. That's great. Let's just hit it with a broom.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Let's hit it with a broom.

SPEAKER_06 14:41

Can you go back to the video? I would need a machine gun. I would be tapping these things, bro. Like, I'd be like tapping. At the very beginning, right there, right there. Those are all cobras. Yeah, it looks like a roller coaster of people riding away.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

Look at it. It's the King Cobra, King's Island, right there.

SPEAKER_06 15:00

Dude, could you imagine if you fell in that?

SPEAKER_03 15:02

No, no, because I wouldn't be around.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

I wouldn't remember it. Because I'd be dead.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

We were talking about this last night, Putin and I. And Putin said it, right? He goes, you know, this is gonna be a movie.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

Oh yeah. You have Snark Snado.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Cobra Nado.

SPEAKER_03 15:18

Cobra Flood. Cobra Flood Nado. Hell yeah. That'd be awesome. Snake flood. Oh. If there was a snakes are my worst. Like it's in production right now. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 15:30

I'm not, I'm not doing anything with snakes.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

I feel like I can get away from snakes, but spiders freak me out.

SPEAKER_06 15:35

I'd take a spider all day over a snake.

SPEAKER_03 15:38

Did you see the cobra wave?

SPEAKER_00 15:40

I didn't see the cobra, but the cover wave was a little like, oh yeah, hey, mess with that.

Bong Costume At A Town Meeting

SPEAKER_03 15:45

All right. Now this one is really good. I'm gonna God, this is the new Joe Rogan show. I need um, can you pull it up? I think it's on YouTube. I'll let you play the whole thing because the music is amazing, but let me introduce it first. There's a uh last week during a Cranford Township committee meeting in New Jersey.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

Oh, New Jersey.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

A man walked to the podium. He was wearing a full-size purple bong costume. It was complete with sunglasses.

SPEAKER_00 16:13

Where were you last week?

SPEAKER_03 16:15

I would not fit in this suit. He even had a baby. Uh his name, he called himself Bong Holio. And his baby Bong Holiday. Bong Holiday. Yeah, he explained that his wife Pink Holio had left him to raise the child alone. Um and then he uh he held his phone up to the microphone and launched a parody song inspired by Lizzo's About Damn Time. And uh it's complete with Bong themed lyrics, a full performance that is and literally he's just standing there the whole time in the middle of the meeting. Can you find this?

SPEAKER_04 16:51

Why so what was the point of this? Just to do it? Just to do it. Oh, I didn't know if he was trying to yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

And what's wild is no, as soon as the song is over, he turns it off, just leaves. Like that was oh, I'll let it play. I don't think we can get this, isn't copyrighted, so I think we can I can uh go audio on this.

SPEAKER_05 17:12

Yes, is this it right here?

SPEAKER_03 17:14

Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the guy that comes up after him. That guy apparently was doing breakdancing. Um AJ thought it was all AI. No, this is real.

SPEAKER_00 17:23

What kind of snakes? I kind of want to go and visit this place.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Oh, this video. Can we hear the audio in here?

SPEAKER_05 17:32

You won't be able to, but I can play it. Yeah, just do that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I want everybody to hear it.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

Long holio.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

Make sure you get to the start of it. Yeah, he went arrested. Yeah, I probably should have simulated it. There it is. Look at this guy.

SPEAKER_00 18:02

I can't hear it.

SPEAKER_03 18:02

No, it's got music we can hear it. It's not it's recording, he's just playing it. Oh, he's rabbing.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

Oh my gosh. This is amazing. But you saw his outfit. Long holio.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

And this was in New Jersey.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

New Jersey.

SPEAKER_00 18:31

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

Anyway. I didn't live up to expectations. Well, you had to be there. That's what she said. Yeah. Well, I'm not sure the audio is here. Uh how about, alright, you know, we talked about we're gonna bring back after two beers

Prince Goes Door To Door

SPEAKER_03 18:48

history. I've got some history. Actually, it's one little nugget of information. We like nuggets. This week it's just gonna be a short little history nugget. I thought this was interesting. Picture this, all right? Jeremy, I haven't told you this one. I pudding's heard this one. You're um you're at your house Saturday morning. Just like the beginning of Friday, eight o'clock, and somebody starts banging on your door.

unknown 19:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 19:20

So somebody comes banging on the door, and you're like, oh shit. It's Jehovah's Witnesses. And it is. It's legitimately Jehovah's Witnesses. This happened in Minnesota, and uh there was a guy, you you peek through the blinds to see who's out there.

unknown 19:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:41

Because you're trying to be quiet because you know who it is.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Yeah, and you're like, wait, what is that fucking Prince?

SPEAKER_00 19:45

That's when you like duck and roll.

unknown 19:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:48

Not a guy dressed like Prince. That's Prince.

SPEAKER_00 19:51

No, I'm just saying anybody's knocking. I'm like, eh, if I don't know him, I'm ducking and rolling. I'm not answering the door.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

It's the actual Prince.

unknown 19:58

What?

SPEAKER_00 19:59

The singer.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

The performer, the singer.

SPEAKER_00 20:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

He became in the early 2000s a Jehovah's Witness.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:06

And as one of the uh responsibilities, he took it seriously, um, he had to participate in the same door-to-door ministry.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

And so there were times in Minnesota and California, even while he was on tour, that he would go door to door and share Jehovah's love. Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_00 20:28

And I'll never get the red beret until you accept Jehovah into your life.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

I'd be like, when doves fly. I told uh I saw my buddy Brad today about this. I said, you know what? I'd be like, I'll convert if you drop two bars of pussy control right now.

SPEAKER_07 20:44

Oh, right now yes.

SPEAKER_03 20:46

Will you uh give me a shout out for my podcast? Yeah, just like a little station break. Yeah, hey, mention me on tour and let him know. Is there let me ask, is there any celebrity? Like, I mean, let's be straight up. None of us go to church on Sundays. Right. Okay, I'm not saying that you're not religious. I'm just saying you don't go to church on Sundays. I'm not, you know what I'm saying. I Don Williams said everybody's church is different. Don Williams said it best, in my opinion. He said, heaven doesn't wait for only those who congregate. Right. I think that's pretty cool. But uh, but anyway, regardless, let's say you aren't what you are, a celebrity knocks on your door, wants you to become a Buddhist. Is there any celebrity that you would listen to and be like, you know what? If this guy or gal is saying it, they're probably legit. Right.

SPEAKER_04 21:44

Well, that's what I'm asking.

SPEAKER_03 21:46

They're paid to sell. There's not one celebrity that I would do that. That you wouldn't like listen to them just to under listen to them because they're picked up cool. Yeah, I'd let a man back.

SPEAKER_06 21:55

I'd let a man have a beer with them and shit, but I'm not getting I'm not gonna be a Buddhist. They're on a mission.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

I'm just using that as an example. Yeah. Yeah. How about Jim Jones? Well, you don't drink the juice. Uh, we're gonna talk about something about that here in a second. Don't actually let's just talk regardless. We'll come to that. That's a good one. But uh, that's what he did. He was selling monkeys door to door too to raise money. But uh I'm serious. Like, aren't there some celebrities that you listen to that you're just like Morgan Freeman could tell me a bullshit of lies and just listening to a book? Yeah, but I'm just saying there are certain people like if don't you have any aren't there any celebrities that you've listened to or read their biography or heard them in interviews that you at least respect their opinion? That you would at least listen with open ears.

SPEAKER_04 22:45

Jeff Bridges. That's what I'm asking.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

Jeff Bridges.

SPEAKER_06 22:49

Yeah, that's one that'd be funny. I would definitely listen to Denzel Washington. I and I love Denzel.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

You'd be dead if you didn't.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

Yeah, I'd but you know what I mean? Like, there are certain people, like Kid Rock is not one of them. No, right, right, no, but neither is uh, you know, Whoopi Goldberg for me either.

SPEAKER_06 23:11

So Mark Goldberg would be interesting. Really? I'd I'd listen to him.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Yeah, and that's all I'm asking. So if if that person shows up at your front door, knock, knock, knock, knock, you open it up, and it's Denzel Washington, and he's like, Jeremy, let me talk to you about the Buddha. Let's go. You'll be like, Hell yeah. Man, if you can make this happen, you deserve a new follower.

SPEAKER_06 23:32

Yeah, no, I would. I definitely would. I'd listen to him. But you know what's funny though, I I do listen. If if the Jehovah comes, I'll listen to him. Because they're I think actual Jehovah? Yeah, I think they're interesting. Oh, you mean anybody that's anybody that comes that I mean they took the time to come to your door. I'll listen to them. You know what I mean? Like everybody's entitled to their opinions. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

You've never been to a wedding of one, though.

SPEAKER_06 23:56

No, but I I have I would I would listen. Not what was the wedding all about?

SPEAKER_00 24:02

Oh, it was very um, so she couldn't actually pray to Jehovah directly. She had to go through her husband.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

So Jehovah is their God, yeah?

SPEAKER_00 24:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

So Jehovah. Maybe we ought to check into that, Pudding.

SPEAKER_00 24:16

No, I mean, like, I and I don't like I'm not I know that in olden times that it was very misogynistic and it was just very man regulated, but like if I wanna have multiple prayers, too.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

It's Mormons, I believe. Oh, you're not.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

If I want to pray, I don't want to have to be like Hey JP. I'm gonna need some strength to not beat the hell out of you right now. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But no, but no, I'm just saying, like, but no, like it like I have to go through you, but then like also in that it's like a little materialistic to where it's like, oh, but you need to provide the best of things for her. It was extremely materialistic and then also very like, it was just very like, um you can't talk to Jehovah directly, you need to go through your your husband. He can do the praying for you.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

Okay. But then Jehovah's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But then you stand up and he's gotta, but he also has to otherwise I ain't listening to it.

SPEAKER_00 25:24

He has to be the best provider. He's gotta provide the best of things for you. Right.

SPEAKER_03 25:29

But he doesn't have to buy birthday presents. What if he sucked?

SPEAKER_00 25:32

No birthday presents, no Christmas presents.

SPEAKER_03 25:33

No, no presents for nothing. What if he didn't provide?

SPEAKER_00 25:36

You don't you don't celebrate things?

SPEAKER_03 25:38

You ain't buying into the room.

SPEAKER_00 25:39

You don't celebrate any of it.

SPEAKER_03 25:40

I bring it up by uh I was golfing tonight with a uh a gentleman from New Paris, and uh he lives over by the

Local Cult Rumors And Interview Plans

SPEAKER_03 25:48

um tubes where the snow tubes and stuff are. And I go, Isn't there a cult over there buying that up? And he's like, Oh man, that's all anybody in New Paris is talking about. Are you serious? Yeah, there's a cult. And we've talked about it vaguely on the show. Well, there's a cult out of Greenville, Ohio. Yeah, and this is legit. Yeah, no, it is true. No, there is a leader, and from what I understand, this gentleman was explaining to me. That leader tells the followers that he's God.

SPEAKER_00 26:18

Ooh. David Kuresh is back. Kind of like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:22

Kinda, yeah. And uh apparently, and this is all what I've heard, this is all hearsay. But uh, once you join, you basically give all your possessions to the church. Just like the cult, right? And then if you need a house, they'll pay for you to have a house built. This is what I've heard. They've had they have six houses or or so in New Paris, I believe. They bought them.

SPEAKER_00 26:42

I mean, I wouldn't be in debt.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

Well, that's the Do they go to Redfront? Uh somebody saw them at Paint the Town. There was a lady in one of their classes. I want to talk to them. But they're dressed like Pentecostal, kind of.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

So they're probably like is it like a uh German Baptist or the oh what is it? So the ones that own the oil company over in New Paris they used to deliver my fuel oil.

SPEAKER_07 27:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

You know what I'm talking about? They're not Amish, they are.

SPEAKER_06 27:14

Well, this guy's not. Do they share their money?

SPEAKER_00 27:16

No, no, none of them actually think of it.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

Only with God. Only with the leader. Only with God. Yeah. I feel like that's why anyway. You know, the moment you're in a cult is when the leader starts having sex with anybody but his wife. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

That's when you're like, it's officially a combustion.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

I'm out. What's this?

SPEAKER_05 27:33

Or paying off the police department.

SPEAKER_03 27:35

Really? What happened here?

SPEAKER_05 27:37

Look at that.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

I can't read it.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Yeah, I'm blind. I'm I'm over for the city.

SPEAKER_05 27:41

Church of God for bringing us all Tifred's pizza and subs for lunch. And it's it's the self-proclaimed God. And then the comment, first comment, should be shutting that church down before it becomes another Waco. Wow. And that's the Greenville, Ohio Police Department. And that's that.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

Who's the who's God? Which one's God? The guy in the blue shirt, vest. This guy with the beard.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

It's David Grish. That's God.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

His hair's not even long. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

And he's white. I thought God would be taller.

SPEAKER_06 28:16

I mean, that's all we have to work with. Tell him to come over and fix my back.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

God doesn't even look like he couldn't even dunk a basketball.

SPEAKER_06 28:24

He can have my fireworks business if he fixed my uh vertebrae.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

But anyway, his own pair of hay air Jesus. It leads me into uh next, what I want to start doing with this show. We used to do this back in the day, and um, it actually works great. Uh Kevin was showing us that he looks like he's getting a uh a newer studio built. Yeah. Uh it's coming up here in probably late Q3, early Q4. I love it. And uh I want to start bringing back interviews. We used to have some really interesting uh the one that I always think about is Jason Wise.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

Yes, and um it was so cool because like you get to hear things that you don't normally know.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

So he cleans up scenes where people have been dead for weeks.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

Yeah, and crime scene cleanup, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

So I always think of that one. But I mean, through a period, we had 40, 50 different people from Richmond on the show.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

Yeah. And uh not to mention all the celebrities, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

But I want to bring back people from around the house, you know, around the town. Okay. I want to get back into, you know what, we got people that listen to us from all over the world. We get God on it. But there's some cool, yeah. I'm serious. So that's what I'm saying. If anyone has a connection that's watching the show, listening to the show, to God, I can you hook us up and I will have a legit conversation with God.

SPEAKER_00 29:42

I'll listen to it.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

Let's practice. Listen to it.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

He can even call in here.

SPEAKER_04 29:48

Yeah, either call in. He can call in. Yeah, you know, and I even like the farmer guy we had that called in.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

Yeah, that guy was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Well, I'd be more than happy to. We've had one mayor on our show. We can have another.

SPEAKER_06 30:01

I bet Ronda do it. Let's do it. I can text him and we'll get him on the show. I love that dude.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

All right, let's try to set that up for next episode. It's mayor and God. Tell him like our two first gets are God and you. Mayor and God. Mayor of God sounds like South Park, right?

SPEAKER_06 30:20

I'm gonna see if he'll touch my skin.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

Coming up in the second half of the show, we've got the mayor Richmond, but we're gonna kick it off with God.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

Okay, that's my favorite skit from Bob and Tom. God playing baseball. And he sponsored our drinks tonight. Don't I have to be sick, sick, sick.

SPEAKER_03 30:41

So there you go. That's the beauty of the After Two Beers podcast. We went from We went all over the place. We went from talking about Prince to God and the Mare. There you go. Two sentences. All right.

Sylvester Stallone Movie Draft Showdown

SPEAKER_03 30:55

Now we're moving into a news segment that I'm extremely excited for. It's uh we're gonna talk about, we're gonna do a draft tonight of the best Sylvester Stallone films of all time. Now these are film. Now I've made some rules. Yeah. Some of the rules are um I don't mean you'll stinking the rules. Yeah, we don't really need any rules. The only rule is he's gotta be in the film as an actor. You can't be a director. Voice actor. Yeah, that kind of shit. I don't know. Voice actor ain't that big of a deal. But we are gonna go up and down the line here. Okay. Yeah, who got first pick? I gave Kimmy first picked. Would uh what? Right now, here's the deal. Now here's how this works. Now, anyone uh give uh AJ says uh they now own Wesslers. They do. Yeah, so they're Wessler's Orchard. They own the orchard, they own the snow ball um where you go for the leadership tubing, yeah. That's Valley's Edge.

SPEAKER_00 31:56

Valley's Edge.

SPEAKER_03 31:57

Valley's Edge.

SPEAKER_06 31:58

And he's crazy. Amanda, I want to talk to you about this.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

Uh I'm telling you, I want to have somebody on the church in here. Do it. Not somebody. I want God.

SPEAKER_06 32:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

I'm good. I'm good. I'll do it.

SPEAKER_06 32:11

He can call here if it's a security thing. Yeah. No, let's have him.

SPEAKER_04 32:16

Thank you. The blinds will open.

SPEAKER_03 32:18

Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

Disciples.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Well, yeah. You gotta have them if you're a God. Yeah. At least 12.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

Who's your Judas?

SPEAKER_03 32:28

Gambling. You think he'll drink? You think he'll drink a beer with you? No. My God does. My God drinks beer for sure.

SPEAKER_04 32:38

My God is eight pounds, seven ounce bread cheese.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

If God didn't want me to have it, God wouldn't have put it on earth. I don't thank that man. You better drink wine with you.

SPEAKER_00 32:45

You made hops.

SPEAKER_06 32:46

He'll break bread with you and drink a big. He made barley. He made weed.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

I mean, hey.

SPEAKER_03 32:50

He's a man. And they made it legal over there. His brother is Ray. What's his name? AJ? Ray Stevens. Coddington says I'm busy next week. I'd love to have Coddington on the show. I want to have everybody on the show. We need to have Mike.

SPEAKER_06 33:03

Come on, everybody. I haven't seen Mike in forever.

SPEAKER_03 33:05

We're going to start doing interviews.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

Yeah, we're talking about going down there.

SPEAKER_06 33:08

Yeah, seeing him. Field trip at the Wesslers and have a podcast at Westlers.

SPEAKER_00 33:12

No.

unknown 33:12

With God.

SPEAKER_00 33:13

Field trip in Kentucky at Coddington's.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

Oh, we can do that. I want to know if God can turn apple cider into wine. Oh, I mean. It only takes fermentation. It's like that hard. You could do it. Some bread. Right?

SPEAKER_00 33:27

Hey, just don't turn the sawney into wine. All right, let's get fruit.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

What's our draft?

SPEAKER_00 33:32

Stop. Stop. Cammy.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

Thank you. What's your draft? Here's what we're doing. To the listeners, I want to explain this. We are doing a three-round draft. And um it is this is gonna be very competitive. We're gonna keep score each week. And it's a snake draft, just like in a fantasy football league. Yeah. Okay. Each person gets to pick their film. Yep. Once the film is picked, it can't be picked again.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 34:00

Then as a unit, the group of us, we will decide he goes by the name Brother Ray. That sounds like a wrestler. Oh, wow. Oh man. My my God wrestles too. He wrestles in drinks. It's Stone Cold Steve Austin is my God.

SPEAKER_02 34:15

We get Brother Ray up in here, bro.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Oh yeah, you're going to heaven. Oh, I mean Macho Man. Anyway, so the rules are once the film is is selected, it can't be selected again. What? We're each gonna we're each gonna draft three movies. And then we will decide who is the winner as a group. Okay. Smoky foods. We're gonna keep a score each week. And uh we're also going to let whoever's viewing and listening to the show also vote on who the winner is. So there's gonna be two two prizes here. Okay. All right. Can we go?

SPEAKER_00 34:57

Not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

Okay, not gonna lie, you didn't prepare. She didn't.

SPEAKER_00 35:01

I'm a little prepared, but not really, because like I'm just an okay fan of Stallone.

SPEAKER_03 35:06

I'm gonna up it.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

But I'm gonna tell you, Rocky four.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

So is that your first pick?

SPEAKER_00 35:11

That's my first pick because I like it when he fought the Russian.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

I'm not gonna lie, that's a really good pick. I must break it. It's my favorite Rocky.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

It is my favorite Rocky.

SPEAKER_06 35:21

Yaw some ya. Hey Dalton, I'm gonna up it. I'm gonna add in a gift card. For food? Yeah, we're gonna do like a couple.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

You gonna make me some food? No, we're gonna.

SPEAKER_06 35:33

What the hell does that mean? I'm just gonna get a gift card card. For the winner.

SPEAKER_00 35:37

To us or like others?

SPEAKER_04 35:38

For the winner. Gets a gift. For the winner.

SPEAKER_02 35:40

Oh, I thought I thought okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:44

That threw me off. All right.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

Rocky Four is my freshman. Rocky Four.

SPEAKER_03 35:51

So you take Rocky Four. Yes. That's a really good pick.

SPEAKER_00 35:54

Him against the Russians. That's a reach.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

I'm gonna um I have the next pick, then it's puddin. And then scratch. And then I just don't.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

Hey man. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Yeah. You should have should have been around when I was picking them. I should have been a different snake. I you know, I know the popular pick amongst Rotten Tomatoes is Creed. But I'm gonna go Yeah. I'm gonna go with Which one? I'm gonna go with the original Rocky. The original. The original.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Nice. I feel like that's I love it.

SPEAKER_04 36:32

I love it. That's a good pick. All right. Put in your own. Mine, a couple of them that I always catch myself stopping and watching them when they're on. A few movies hardly ever do that for me. Uh this one, Demolition Man. Really? Demolition Man. Nice. Yeah, him, Snipes. Uh the three shells, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 36:51

Three. He doesn't know how to use the shells.

SPEAKER_03 36:55

A young Sandy Bollock in it. Yes. They listened to commercials. It was like of commercials. Of commercials, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

Oh, this was very popular back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 37:03

Yeah, I love demolition man. Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

That is one I'll I'll stop and watch. That's a good one. I just like it, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:08

All right. Very good. All right, Jeremy. You get two picks. This is a no-brainer for me.

SPEAKER_07 37:14

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_06 37:14

He's got some the original.

unknown 37:19

Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 37:20

First blood. 1982. Okay. Nice. 1982. The best movie in the whole wide world to me. This is my favorite topic. I told you this. Yes. I was very happy that you've got to be a few. Several knives. Yeah. I got the knife collection, but you said I get to pick a two. You're first in round two.

SPEAKER_00 37:40

He's gonna pick mine.

SPEAKER_06 37:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

He's gonna pick mine. He's gonna do it. That's a good one. I already know.

SPEAKER_06 37:47

Tango and cash. Ooh, nice.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

Ooh, I didn't even pick that one.

SPEAKER_04 37:52

Sleeper pick. Sleeper pick baby. That's like picking a kicker in a fifth round.

SPEAKER_00 37:56

Man.

SPEAKER_04 37:57

Tango and cash, bro.

SPEAKER_00 37:59

I like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

Okay. I'm digging the pick, man.

SPEAKER_03 38:04

That is a good one. You know what I love about that pick? You totally ruined your draft.

SPEAKER_04 38:10

I did. I did. That's like picking a kicker.

SPEAKER_06 38:16

Oh my god. But I threw that in there because I actually love that movie. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04 38:22

I was like playing with Hart.

SPEAKER_03 38:23

That's like me picking Wilkes McGee every year, even though you took first blood, and I thought, well, this guy's got this.

SPEAKER_00 38:31

I thought he had a Baker Mayfield in his pocket, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

I threw it out there. I thought you curved me. He drafted Johnny Manzel. That's what he did. Alright, Pudding. Well, that puts you in a great spot. Yeah. You know where I'm going.

SPEAKER_00 38:44

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_04 38:45

Over the top, baby.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 38:48

Over the top. Over the top.

SPEAKER_00 38:49

Turn that hat back.

SPEAKER_04 38:50

Did you ever watch movie? Great movie.

SPEAKER_06 38:53

Great movie about a father and son arm dandy. Arm wrestling?

SPEAKER_00 38:57

It is good.

SPEAKER_06 38:57

Hey, Pudding. Funny story, real quick. Real quick. They call me the over the top Dale does. You know Dale from Beldendale. Cool food. And we were in the brown jug, and me and Pudding just actually or me and Dalton just actually visited there. And I ended up arm wrestling the guy in there with Dale. It was hilarious. And I won. I got the name over the top for the card. I want to know how that happened.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

It's been a minute, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 39:24

Yeah, it's been a minute.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

How the hell do you just randomly nobody arm wrestles in bars anymore? How the hell do you end up brown judges centervis? Probably 14 years ago. 14 years ago.

SPEAKER_04 39:36

Never mind.

SPEAKER_03 39:37

Never mind. It makes sense now. Yeah. It all checks out. All right. Over the top. Demolition man. Yeah. Back to me now. Now, again, Rotten Tomatoes tells me I should take Creed. Right. Quit listening to Rotten Tomatoes. Well, I'm not well, yeah, because you you threw a turd out there, so I might as well pick my own version of it. You're gonna pick my turd. You're gonna pick my turd.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

I know you're gonna pick my turd.

SPEAKER_03 40:01

Best player available. No, I don't know. I never thought I would do this, but I guess here I am. I'm taking Rocky III when he fights Mr. T.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

Oh, that is pretty cool. And Hulk Hogan is in there. That's a good one. Hey, speaking of Mr. T, have you seen his daughter as a comedian? No. His Mr. T's daughter, she's a comedian, and she talks about how like Maybe T?

SPEAKER_06 40:23

What you're talking about?

SPEAKER_00 40:24

No, she talks about how nobody believes that her dad's Mr. T, and she's like, Do you think that the if I'm gonna pick if I'm gonna pick somebody to talk about that's who my person's gonna be? She's really actually pretty funny.

SPEAKER_06 40:37

She used to wear all the necklaces and she could probably get some.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Give me what are you thinking? What do you got?

SPEAKER_06 40:41

Is it me?

SPEAKER_00 40:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 40:42

You get two picks.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

You get the back to back.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

So I I think I know where you're going.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

It's Rambo, man. I love the first Rambo. And I think that's a good one. You already took it.

SPEAKER_06 40:52

I already took it.

SPEAKER_00 40:53

No, I took Rocky Four. No, he did.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

You took the first Rambo.

SPEAKER_00 40:58

Oh, you did? Shit. Okay. So can it be a show? Yeah, whatever he's in.

SPEAKER_07 41:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:05

Okay. So I'm not gonna lie. Kind of like Tulsa King. But it's a little bit difficult for me because his face now looks like LaToya Jackson. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

What is it?

SPEAKER_00 41:18

Oh, he's had so much classic. Tulsa King. It's a show. And it's actually really freaking good. But like I have a hard time watching it sometimes because I'm just like, oh God, bless your heart. Your face is so.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

Alright, you got one more pick. What else you got?

SPEAKER_00 41:36

Oh god, I don't know. Okay, I'll go Creed. I'll take it. I'm gonna be generic with it. I'm not a huge Sylvester Stallone fan. It wasn't like a good pick for me this time.

SPEAKER_03 41:53

Alright. So here's Kim's final Stallone team. She has Rocky IV, Tulsa King, and Creed. Okay. Wait, how many are we picking all the time? Three. Just three. Three. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 42:05

Just three. I'm done. I'm out.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

Those are pretty good. Rocky IV and Creed is really good. Tulsa King, I haven't watched. It's great.

SPEAKER_00 42:12

It's actually really good.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Is it good? Yeah. It is. Alright. So right now I have Rocky, the original Rocky, and Rocky III.

SPEAKER_04 42:19

Yeah. Where are you going? Are you sticking with Rocky?

SPEAKER_03 42:21

No.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

What you doing? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 42:24

I've got two. I've got two that I can give you the two. Who's up?

SPEAKER_04 42:29

You can only get one. You can only get one. No, no, no. I'm telling you which one.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

Two that I'm stuck between. Am I up? Or I'll just pick one.

SPEAKER_00 42:36

Just pick one because he might have the other one.

SPEAKER_03 42:38

Alright. I'm going with Cobra. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 42:42

That is a good one.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

That, yeah. That would have been my next one. Dude, that biker game was scary as shit to me.

SPEAKER_04 42:47

You know why he did Cobra?

SPEAKER_03 42:48

Why?

SPEAKER_04 42:49

Because the studio actually wanted him for Beverly Hills Cop.

unknown 42:53

True.

SPEAKER_04 42:53

Really? And they thought he thought it was too funny. He didn't like it. He didn't think it was serious enough. So that's why he came up with Cobra.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

Really? Yes. Yep. Oh, there you go. So my final is Rocky, Rocky III, and Cobra. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

Okay. Pudding, you've got Demolition Man over the top.

SPEAKER_04 43:12

Yep. And my last one, another one I like. It's uh actually him and Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's one. Another one I catch. I don't know how good it is on Rotten Tomatoes. Probably not that good, but it's uh Escape Plan. Escape Plan.

SPEAKER_06 43:24

That's good.

SPEAKER_04 43:25

It's where he gets put in jails to find out why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about it. Find your weakness. Yeah. Yeah. To find where he goes, hey, this is where you but he gets put in a jail where he's not supposed to. It made a lot of money.

SPEAKER_07 43:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 43:39

Rotten Tomatoes didn't have the greatest score, but that made a lot of money. Like I said. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

All right. Jeremy gets around it off. Last one.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_06 43:51

So the smart play would be going with you know Randy. Rambo Three or or Rambo. But you already took oh you mean a new Rambo album. I'm talking about yes. Or Rambo uh I'm gonna I'm gonna throw because Rambo Three was a great movie. That's when he went over overseas.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

He did that in two. He went to rescue all those guys from Vietnam.

SPEAKER_06 44:18

The one where he's over there in Thailand, I really liked. That's the second one, I think. Yeah. And um but I'm I think I'm gonna have to throw you guys another curveball. I'm gonna go with daylight. Okay. That is a good one.

SPEAKER_00 44:35

What's that one about?

SPEAKER_04 44:36

They get trapped in the uh bridge under the tunnel and a tunnel.

SPEAKER_06 44:41

That way I have three different genres.

SPEAKER_00 44:44

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 44:45

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 44:46

I'll let you have it.

SPEAKER_03 44:47

Let's uh we'll vote. Here's the one I was thinking of. It did not get picked. Cliffhanger? No. I love Copland.

SPEAKER_04 44:55

Really?

unknown 44:58

Nobody picked.

SPEAKER_03 44:59

Yeah. Bullet to the Head was another good one. Yeah. Nobody picked um Stop or My Mom will shoot. I almost did. No, alright.

SPEAKER_04 45:07

No, you didn't. I like Driven.

SPEAKER_03 45:10

Alright, so I'm gonna recite the teams. Um everybody votes on who they think won. And then uh if there's listeners out there that are still paying attention, you tell us who you think won. Kim Ross's team. Rocky IV, Tulsa King, Creed. That's pretty good. Uh Dalton, Rocky, Rocky III, and Cobra.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

That's pretty good too. That's pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 45:36

Pudding, Demolition Man. Over the top.

SPEAKER_04 45:40

Yeah. Link it all.

SPEAKER_03 45:42

And Escape Plan. Link it all. That's what I see. That's a good one. Screddy, First Blood, Tango and Cash, Daylight. Screddy's out.

SPEAKER_04 45:52

Cobland and Fist. That's right, Mikey.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:55

I should have took Git Carter. That was a great one, too.

SPEAKER_07 45:58

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

Alright. So Jeremy is his favorite actor, and um I'm not vote. So, all right. I'm just gonna say the name, and you hold up. You can't vote for yourself. Gotta vote for somebody else. Um Ross. That's two for Ross. That's pretty good. She took the ones I wanted. You're welcome. Hold up. What was her two good? Her three?

SPEAKER_05 46:24

Her three.

SPEAKER_03 46:25

Rocky four, Tulsa King, and Creed. She said Creed. Oh, I got a third. No, you're a tiebreaker. You're the tiebreaker.

SPEAKER_00 46:34

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:35

Well, you've already ruined it if these guys tell me. I woke up. Uh Dalton. Nobody. Amanda Wise.

SPEAKER_00 46:41

She didn't even know. She said between Jeremy and Michael. Yeah, I like it, Amanda. I was there you go.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 46:49

I'm like on Jeremy because he took he took my first.

SPEAKER_06 46:53

Put Dave Fire Bull Hurley. I'm with Jimmy. If you let's stop for a second. Just one second.

SPEAKER_04 47:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 47:01

Technically, if you could pick whatever the best trio would be, it would be Rocky. It would be Stallone, the First Blood, and it would be Creed.

SPEAKER_07 47:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:12

And you would win hands down. Yeah. So I like the way I like the way you do it. You know, like you know, you can't pick the same one. So I have to be creative. You know, everybody had to be creative and pick ones.

SPEAKER_00 47:22

And uh well, it looks like just because it's newish.

SPEAKER_03 47:26

Yeah. It looks like we have two winners in week one. We have so basically every week we're gonna get away two points. Okay. All right. And so it looks like week one pudding get a point, and Kimmy got a point.

SPEAKER_07 47:37

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

So the concept that Jeremy and I came up with, neither one of us got shit.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Who's our next actor?

SPEAKER_03 47:45

Uh no, we're not doing an actor next week. Oh, I'm gonna tell you, I and we'll let the audience vote too. I'm gonna, it's one of two options.

Next Week’s Draft Theme Picked

SPEAKER_03 47:55

This will be a next week. And this is gonna be sponsored by the bottle shop, by the way. Each week.

SPEAKER_00 47:59

This is gonna be Hey, hey, look, it's the bison that kicks some people's ass.

SPEAKER_03 48:03

That's hilarious. Uh we will give the bottle shop some love here in a second. Next show, I'll let you guys vote and the and the listener. Uh, here are your two options. Okay, you're building a summer concert series. It's gonna tour the nation, the US.

SPEAKER_00 48:20

How many?

SPEAKER_03 48:21

Uh and you pick three acts.

SPEAKER_00 48:23

There we go.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Nice three acts. And once some once they're picked, nobody else can pick them.

SPEAKER_00 48:27

Certain genre or can be alive set up.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Alive.

SPEAKER_00 48:31

Certain genre, or can you mix it up?

SPEAKER_03 48:32

No, it's up to you. You're it's your concert. You're the promoter.

SPEAKER_00 48:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:37

Do you want to do a little of this, a little of that? So that's one.

unknown 48:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:40

Or the second one. We're only going to do three artists because that yeah. This option is it's a four-round draft. We're bringing back old school malls. Favorite store. And you just draft what four stores would be in your mall. Oh, we're all gonna be fucking with Spencers. You could only one person.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

Only one person Radio Shack.

SPEAKER_03 49:03

I'm telling you, man. There's one account.

SPEAKER_00 49:05

Music land.

SPEAKER_03 49:07

See? Side one. It's gonna be harder than you think. Side one, hot topic. I used to love the bookstore in the mall where they had the magazines and all that shit. That's just because you like the big book.

SPEAKER_06 49:17

I want Hastings back.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

That was the one downtown. That's the thing. Read more neat still needs a dirty section in the back of that, whatever business they put in there. It can be a coffee shop, but then the person who back has got to be like Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:30

But tell me how much you guys miss Hastings.

SPEAKER_03 49:35

But still, are we going with mall or a concert series?

SPEAKER_00 49:40

Somebody needs to roll a dice or something.

SPEAKER_03 49:43

Man, that's a tough one. I'll leave it up to the two winners. You guys get to pick.

SPEAKER_00 49:48

Rock, paper, scissors. I don't even know what I want. I don't even know what I want.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

Man alive. Alright, do it. Come on, come on, come on.

SPEAKER_00 50:00

What do you think?

SPEAKER_03 50:00

Malls.

SPEAKER_00 50:01

Moss? Moss. There we go.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

Now there's your research for the next two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

Hey.

SPEAKER_03 50:07

You like it? Four stores. So we're going to draft 16 doors. There's all kinds of them, man. Give me doors.

SPEAKER_00 50:14

Does it have to be a local?

SPEAKER_03 50:16

No. No, any mall. Any mall here. You're building yours. Oh, Chris Helms says concert. Chris, I'll tell you what, we're going to do concert series next.

SPEAKER_00 50:23

Actually, we'll do it in a couple. You want to do concert first?

SPEAKER_03 50:26

We could start doing like these kinds of things on Patreon to honor the Patreon people and just do different things. And here's the other thing, Chris Helms, I appreciate your voting on it. Yeah. We want people to give us suggestions.

unknown 50:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

Give us ideas. He suggested it. Do you want to do that, Dan? I'm okay with it. We'll do concert next. We'll do concert series. All right.

Bottle Shop Bourbon Love And Sponsors

SPEAKER_03 50:48

So based this week, uh, two first prize winners, I guess. Next week, maybe they will go out to uh I we got to come up with a name for this whole thing. But uh it's sponsored by uh the bottle shop. Now, you know, I gave uh the best of I gave Rip some shit a couple weeks ago when I was making the joke about uh they were just giving us the shit that had dust piled up on the back. Give us that you have this game, bro. He the last few weeks he has and so we have a barrel pick. They're a barrel pick. A barrel pick right here 90 proof rip's bottle shop.

SPEAKER_00 51:23

Can we have some read the back of it?

SPEAKER_06 51:25

Like meow uh the whole thing. Well, I think it has some history on there about the bottle shop. Does it?

SPEAKER_03 51:32

No, it's the history of how Buffalo Trace got their name. Okay, Buffalo, they would come down through and hit people and flip them.

SPEAKER_00 51:39

Right? Only in Yellowstone.

SPEAKER_03 51:41

This is really cool. So it's uh 90 proof, and um I'll tell you what, um It's $32.31.

SPEAKER_02 51:49

That's not a bad thing.

SPEAKER_03 51:50

Now, Buffalo Trace, Buffalo Trace, they produce uh uh Blanton's comes from them. Yep, uh Pappy's comes from them. They are a rye-based bourbon. I also enjoy the wheats like uh maker's mark, but Buffalo Trace is probably this is the best go-to mid-level bourbon. Sippin' beer.

SPEAKER_00 52:10

Oh, or sippin' bourbon.

SPEAKER_03 52:12

I mean, I think it's very good. I'm a big fan. Um, we will save this for a special occasion, and we want people to come and hang out with us when we do these now. Give me one. So um, do we want to crack it?

SPEAKER_00 52:23

No, I'm good. I'm good. I only had an eagle tonight, so I should have had an eagle rare.

SPEAKER_03 52:28

Yeah, I'm half tempted to give this away to a listener, but my concern is um I want to drink it.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

So we need to have a listener come up.

SPEAKER_04 52:44

We'll crack that thing open.

SPEAKER_03 52:45

We'll crack it open with God. I will drink Buffalo Trace with God because my God drinks Buffalo Trace. And he watches wrestling. All right. All right, so here's

Rapid Fire Would You Rather Questions

SPEAKER_03 52:54

our last segment. We're gonna do this every week. I'm gonna do some rapid fire questions.

SPEAKER_07 52:58

Oh, shit.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

I'm gonna pick one person to start, and then everybody else is gonna answer after that. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 53:06

I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_03 53:07

Oh, these are great. These are also things that you can submit to us. Um, we've called out Patreon already. If you want to support us, make sure you go to patreon.com backslash after two beers. Thank you to the bottle shop for always helping us out. The moose, Brian Rizzy. Love those guys. Uh, we will be back there. Uh, we've got a couple dates coming up.

SPEAKER_00 53:27

This Saturday, but the Saturday. No, this Saturday. We're there.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

Yeah, this Saturday. Um, we'll start around seven. I've got a new concept with that too. We're gonna, I mean, from eight o'clock to ten o'clock, it is just gonna be straight old school country. Yeah, it is what it is. After 10, we'll start doing tips for skips. So if you want to request a song, tips for skips, yeah. Or skips, yeah, tip for skip. And um, I want to start giving away that money to charity. Okay. All right. Uh, the one that's been reaching out to us, I'd love to do a big event with them and uh we'll come up with something. But uh like second chance animal rescue, animal alliance, all those kinds. I'm I'm a big animal supporter with fireworks. We'll do something with fireworks. I would love to, which is ironic, just as long as we don't bring dogs to the event. We'll have to give them weed browns. It's for I think it was the pirates one time scheduled a bark in the park the same night as a fireworks show. Very good.

SPEAKER_00 54:23

Oh there were some missing dogs.

SPEAKER_03 54:25

Oh my I think there was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 54:27

I'm sure.

SPEAKER_04 54:28

The dog's like, what the hell did you bring me to?

SPEAKER_00 54:31

Millie and Melbourne, be what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 54:32

I like the one where they've seen the one where they bring the dog who's dog is in a park and they kept playing the doorbell.

SPEAKER_07 54:38

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_03 54:44

Oh, that's great. All right. Here's our first question.

SPEAKER_07 54:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Uh, we'll do just a few of these. We're just having fun with this. Um, Gibler, I'm gonna start with you first. Because uh I bounced some of these off uh pudding last night. All right, here's your option. Do you like dags? I like dags. Um I like dags. I'm gonna give you two options. Would you rather? You can have $500,000 right now. Forever. That's it. 500 grand.

SPEAKER_00 55:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 55:17

Or every time you put your finger or someone's finger in your butthole, two knuckles deep. Two knuckles deep. That's the minimum. Every time you get $100.

SPEAKER_00 55:29

$500,000, please.

SPEAKER_06 55:31

No, hell no. Give me that knuckles deep.

SPEAKER_03 55:37

Put and I even did the math. How many times do you have to do that a day? About 5,000 times. 5,000 times breaks you even.

SPEAKER_04 55:43

I'll be like, hey guys, come over and put your finger in my butthole. I'm good. Do you get cash? Is it going a debit card type?

SPEAKER_00 55:50

Ask for cash? What? I'm like, oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 55:53

I'm short on cash.

SPEAKER_00 55:56

Ask for cash. I'm telling you, dude.

SPEAKER_03 56:00

That's a hundred bucks. 100 bucks, baby. Yeah, dude. Oh my god. Can you imagine sitting next to that guy at a table playing blackjack? And he's like, shit, I need to split these.

SPEAKER_04 56:13

Need some more money. And didn't we say if it's somebody else? Your finger is 100. If you get a stranger, it's 500.

SPEAKER_06 56:21

Ooh. Oh, I'd do it. I'd let every one of you put it in my butt.

SPEAKER_00 56:26

I'm still gonna go for the cash. I'm still going for the cash.

SPEAKER_05 56:29

There's a lot of we there's a lot of relationships where you could get some. You don't have a prostate.

SPEAKER_03 56:35

Right. Yeah. It's only two knuckles. This is your fifth prostate exam this week. I'm surprised Kimmy didn't pick it because you've told us you like one knuckle deep anyway.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 56:48

So for another knee. For another knuckle deep. You need to get paid for it.

SPEAKER_00 56:58

500,000 cash, please.

SPEAKER_03 57:00

Oh, you don't want to come out of prison rich.

SPEAKER_05 57:03

This is where you uh plug your OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_03 57:10

All right, Jeremy. Jeremy picked the butt. Pudding, what are you picking? 100, 500 grand, or are you taking it? I'm going nothing to eat, buddy. I think I am too, man. That's a lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 57:22

I just want to have fun with it.

SPEAKER_03 57:23

That that is a lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 57:25

You got any cash on you? Yeah, hold on a second. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_03 57:29

Gotcha. All right. This is a legit question here. This isn't gross or weird like that one, but thank you. Uh Jeremy, I'll start with you first. Would you rather live right next door to a prison or a giant factory? Prison. I think so too.

SPEAKER_04 57:50

It'd be it'd be quiet.

SPEAKER_06 57:51

Yeah. I'd have to live next to the prison, it could be quiet. My friend lives next to the pr uh the kids' prison. They had that riot one time. Oh, really? Yeah. Or in Newcastle. Yeah. Yeah. But it's peaceful out there. They don't.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

I mean, you figure if they're gonna escape, they're not sticking around. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm I'm prison all the way.

SPEAKER_00 58:10

When you say this, all I can think of is when we were driving through Pendleton, we were like, oh, wouldn't it be fun for us to like if they do like a 5K in this area where we all just dress up as like inmates and start running with them?

SPEAKER_03 58:23

That would be all to do an after two beers 5K. And you wear boring orange jumpsuits.

SPEAKER_00 58:31

That's what I'm saying. And start doing the 5K with the jump.

SPEAKER_03 58:35

Oh my god, that would be awesome. Watching all these people run down the road. Oh hey, Pendleton's gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00 58:46

I'm telling you. I I if it's there, I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 58:49

All right. Um here you go, Annie. Prison, save on gas. Prison.

SPEAKER_00 58:56

Visit your friends.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

She's like, I don't know if I want to live next to work.

SPEAKER_00 59:01

Hey, visit your friends from after.

SPEAKER_03 59:06

Yeah. Let's do one more. Putin, we had a bunch of these last night. Why don't you come up with one?

SPEAKER_04 59:13

Which one did I have? Oh, that I had it was man. There were so many of them. The boys do it do another. Would you rather know? I'll ask you, you start with you. Alright. Would you rather know how you die or when you die?

SPEAKER_00 59:30

How? Right? That's a how that's a great question.

SPEAKER_04 59:38

How? That's why I'm gonna say I'm gonna live my life in crisis because I don't know how long I'm gonna live, so I don't know when my midlife crisis is.

SPEAKER_00 59:44

I mean, I I would be able to save better for when. Here's the problem.

SPEAKER_03 59:49

Yeah, I don't know what to know when. I think I would want to know how. The problem with when is you'd always be counting down to it. Yeah. And you just But I guess that's what death row people do, too.

SPEAKER_00 59:57

How I would at least try to help figure out how to not.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:01

Yeah. Well, you're still gonna do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:02

Well, it'd be interesting if they say how and there's like drowning.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:05

You're like, well, shit, I can't bathe ever again. But it's gonna happen, so it's you might as well. You don't know when or you can cheat.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:12

Could be fucking snakes on a river. Right?

unknown 1:00:15

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:15

Oh shit, they're coming. Dunk! Oh, and pal says how. Right. I think the beauty of how is uh You can't change it though. That's the whole point.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:25

Like, yeah, if you're a heart attack, you can't like eat veggies. Well, I mean work out.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:31

It's gonna happen. You just don't know when.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

Hey, and if I have a bad day, I'm just gonna be like, eh, yep, here's how I'm going. Mine too.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

In bed. Hell yeah. That would be the way to go is asleep. Right. You know what would be the worst one to get?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:44

What's other in bed?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:46

No, water and fire. No, the worst would be murder suicide. Because you're like, oh shit, which one? Which one am I?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:55

Which one? And then who is it? Right? What if you got one that just had asteroid?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:00

Awesome. What? We're all going together. Everybody going together. You eat my Bigfoot. Oh, even better. I told you he would bring JP.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:10

Damn it, JP. But it's just a big tall.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:13

Pictures of Buffalo.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:14

Son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

It's really a cannibal named Bigfoot. It's a cannibal he goes by. Kyle. Yeah, it's like the Buffalo Trace. But uh, all right, we're gonna wrap this

Events Updates And Final Message

SPEAKER_03 1:01:26

up. Uh thanks uh for everybody tuned in tonight. Hope you had a great time. This is basically the process we're gonna go through with the shows again. Um thanks again to uh our sponsors. We want to make sure we thank the moose first and foremost. Uh we will be there this Saturday. We'll probably start music around seven. We will play old school country till from eight to ten, and uh we'll play some more modern it'll be country music except for some of the line dancing. Yeah, some of them like the wobble. We'll do those. Uh we've got two more events coming up in August at the Moose, so make sure you check those out. One night is going to be uh just nothing but like 70s, 80s, 90s rock, yeah. And the other one is gonna be 70s, 80s, 90s, uh hip hop. And we're uh the cool part about that allows us to really go deeper into the music. Oh yeah. Uh because we got all kinds of shit coming up. We've got brother looking forward to the Legion.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:20

Yeah, we got American Legion. We've got DJ.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:22

Hey, if you're bored, we got fireworks every weekend. There you go. Got the mummies on Fridays.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:28

Yes, sir. Yeah, where are you at, Jeremy? Tell tell everybody where Scready Pirates are.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:32

Friday, we're doing uh Richmond Mummies, Flying Mummies. Okay, and then Saturday, I wish I could be at your country thing, but we're doing the Williamsburg Community Days.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:40

All right.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:41

And then the next weekend we'll be uh, because I won't be on here next week. We'll have a week off. Uh, we'll be at the mummies again. And then uh private show.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:50

And then we have trivia next week, and then we've got lottery tickets that are sponsored by Walls Heating and Air.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:56

Yeah. Nice. Yeah. So uh lots of people to thank. Thanks again to the bottle shop, uh, everybody down there helping us out, Buffalo Trace, uh, private label. If you can go down and get a uh your own bottle select or barrel select rather for 32 bucks, that's freaking awesome. That's amazing. That is a really good deal. So uh you may want to stop down. That's the thing about those guys, and I will say this you know, during COVID, uh bourbon went through like this, just everybody wanted to collect it down. Now it's kind of cooled off again. That's unfortunately why those some of those uh um distillers are having some issues down there, but there's a lot of really good bourbons that you can get in town again. And I will give the bottle shop and crosstown carry a lot of love. There's really good bourbons in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:43

And they have a loyalty rewards program now.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:46

Yes, they do. Put your ring.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:47

Now, you do have to do a different one at Crosstown than you do the bottle shop, I think. But yeah, you can do loyalty rewards.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

Very cool. Thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook hooking us up down here at uh eStudios Global Media Enterprises. Yeah. Uh thanks to our buddy Kevin. If you're looking to do something like this, or I still think uh his drone things that he does with real estate are some of the coolest things I've ever seen. Oh yeah. And uh he's done some really cool ones. So check him out if you needed some help. Is there anybody else we need to think?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:18

Uh we think future Patreon sponsors.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:23

Um already covered, I think.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:29

And uh I think we're gonna be starting to do some post stuff.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:31

So yeah, yeah, post yeah, well, uh next week. And then uh the best thing to do, go to our webpage, after twobeers.com. That's the number two. And uh I'm updating all the events right there on that page, so you can check those out. Thanks again, everybody tuned in tonight. And pal, we saw lots of great names. Mike Coddington, Amanda Wise. Um, who else did we see on Anthony uh Andy Floyd? Yeah, uh, lots of people. So tell your friends Chris Helms. One of the biggest things you can do for a Chris Helms, Dave Meyer, uh, is just keep sharing the love. That's all we can we can ask for. Right. Yeah. Uh also make sure you go to after2beers.com and sign up to become an insider. I'll start sending out uh either probably bi-weekly emails uh if you put your name on there and uh it'll let you know what events are coming up in the next few weeks. Cause uh we get back into October, we've got private events. I might have to sign up for this.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:31

Let's see what the hell we got going on.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:34

All right. Well, I uh again thank everybody for tuning in tonight. We say it at the end of every show, and the really the reason we do this is we just like hanging out with each other and yeah, and uh you know, sometimes when life gets you down, it's those friends that uh get you through those times, just like uh the Beatles sang and Joe Cocker covered it with a little help from my friends. There you go. Yes, it goes a long way. So if you know of somebody in your life, you feel like they might be struggling right now, going through something, or they just look like they could use a helping hand, reach out to them. Just tell them you love them, tell them you care about them, tell them you appreciate them, make sure they listen to our show, whatever it takes. But uh, you take care of each other. Be the kind. Yes, yes, and I guess without further ado, Jeremy, Kevin, pudding, and Gibler. Talk to them all next time.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:25

After two beers. Take me home, take me home home.