From masks to one -way aisles to PPE to 20-second hand washing and 6-foot separation, COVID has demonstrated the religiosity of health care more than any singular event in my lifetime. The Gospel of Infectious Disease, which includes public health, is a frightening one; these doctors and their agents have consistently been on the wrong side of science and have helped orchestrate some of the most heinous medical outrages in our nation's history. In COVID, they took their religiosity to new heights, condemning our land, its people, and our medical science to baseless rituals and religious mythology all of which they and our nation's doctors conflated with science. The result has been a desecration of medical science, and the instigation of death and suffering of millions of souls. This is the first of several discussions of COVID, because COVID opens a window in the most blatant way possible for us to see how our doctors and medical institutions have abused science and inaugurated a medical theocracy that benefits them and harms all those who are its faithful congregants.