The French Know How to Mourn, Diving Deep Into Douchbro Culture, A Treatise on Hooters, Turns Out Tom and Bryan Are More Evolved

There's a nice out-take in here you don't want to miss!

Stories:

Tomb of the Unknown Cigarette Lighter:
https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20250806-man-arrested-after-lighting-cigarette-using-french-war-memorial-flame

Cybertruck Driver Does Not Deny He Has a Small Penis:
https://wtop.com/dc/2025/08/virginia-man-seeks-help-finding-the-woman-who-vandalized-his-tesla-cybertruck/

Cultural Relativism at It's Finest:
https://soranews24.com/2025/07/25/japanese-schoolteacher-losing-job-for-misconduct-after-being-caught-in-convenience-store-working/

"Look at This Photograph!"
https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback

We're Getting Divorced Over This Real Woman I Found Online:
https://worldofbuzz.com/75yo-chinese-man-asks-wife-for-divorce-after-falling-in-love-with-ai-woman-he-saw-online/

Tom and Bryan are More Evolved:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/08/250801020109.htm

This Week in Duh:
https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/jilted-boyfriend-throws-grenade-at-ex-girlfriend-s-house-in-thailand-dies-in-blast-101748488367171.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw