Waffle House Teleportation, Vaping Squirrels, Lottery Guy - Robbery Guy, The Easter Bunny Covers His Tracks, Hemingway Could Not Have Written This Better

Longest intro ever!

The Drink:
The Manhattan:

3 oz Rye Whiskey
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

The Stories:

Waffle House Investigation:
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.YlA.ZZqY.Irq7lWLGXjUM&smid=url-share

Vaping Squirrels:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/25/vaping-squirrel-London-RSPCA/9501774459163/

Lottery Guy Gotta Rob:
https://www.live5news.com/2026/03/30/167m-powerball-winner-accused-breaking-into-home-stealing-12000-before-latest-arrest/

Easter Bunny Covers His Tracks:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/family-finds-possible-human-remains-in-long-beach-during-easter-egg-hunt-police-say/ar-AA20fyLd?cvpid=11643d1aeda24243d208f5f2c68ef039

Hemingway Didn't Have to Write This:
https://people.com/retired-matador-killed-by-bull-ahead-of-fight-11943189

Judgey Zoom Call:
https://www.wyff4.com/article/judge-zoom-call-driving-zoom-court/70866616

This Week in Duh:

The Accidental Traffic Jam:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/whos-going-tell-them-traffic-085101675.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw