Los Chalanes Podcast
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Los Chalanes Podcast
Christian Nodal and Angela Aguilar Chisme! Is Face Tattoo a Deal Breaker? Getting drafted for WW3 Can a girl plan her own proposal? What would be you're dream proposal? FT Martha and Alexa
Ever wondered how a year-long hiatus could reshape our perspectives and ignite new enthusiasm? We kick off our reunion episode by sharing personal struggles, from overwhelming schedules to energy-draining commitments, and how these challenges kept us off the radar. Listen in as we recount the role fantasy football played in this break and the excitement we feel for the upcoming season. But it's not all fun and games—we also ponder the serious implications of being drafted into a war without any warning and what that could mean for our lives.
The episode takes a dramatic turn as we dissect the complexities of military job assignments and the pressures recruits face, whether they have any say in their roles or if it's all down to test scores and needs. Plus, we dive into the swirling rumors surrounding Christian Nodal's love life, exploring his relationship with Cazzu and the allegations of infidelity that have the public buzzing. Social media's impact on their personal lives is undeniable, from gossip about Angela's rumored use of hip pads to analyzing public reactions.
In our final segment, we tackle some heavy parental concerns, relationship boundaries, and societal double standards. From the tension around dating someone with face tattoos and a child from a previous relationship to the nuances of how cheating is perceived differently based on gender, we leave no stone unturned. Personal anecdotes and cultural expectations come to life as we discuss the challenges of balancing work commitments with planning the perfect outing. This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions, insights, and engaging stories you won't want to miss!
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hey, what's up guys? I'm chris my name is mikey, I'm giovanni my name is poncho and welcome to another episode of los chalanes, and today we have with us I'm martha and alexa all right, we've been trying this intro, by the way, for like a good hour three hours feels like no, no, we got here like at eight right like 40 minutes we got here at eight, it's nine oh no hey we
Speaker 4:were supposed to get here eight, it's nine. Oh no, I got here like at eight we planned to record at six or six thirty.
Speaker 1:No, it was, it was seven thirty. We said seven thirty. Well, we changed the time.
Speaker 3:Well, we were just waiting on Poncho. Poncho Nunca contesto por el teléfono.
Speaker 1:I said 7.30, though when you said what time, I was like 7.30, and then we got here at 8, so and now?
Speaker 3:Now we're starting at 9.07.
Speaker 1:We took extra long with the intro. We really don't take this. Nah, we don't.
Speaker 3:Hopefully I fuck with the new intro.
Speaker 2:It's because it's our first day back after a while, after a while.
Speaker 1:How long has it been?
Speaker 3:we had to, I think, a year no way, no way yeah last, last time we recorded was around this time for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, summertime I don't think it's been a year, because didn't you guys yeah, you guys, you guys uh recorded like february, no, or?
Speaker 3:jan, no last year. Right here it says no, it was a while, because it was during Jaripeo's season Season.
Speaker 1:So right here it says when was the last?
Speaker 3:episode Two thousand Two thousand twenty-three. Yeah, can you when?
Speaker 1:What was?
Speaker 3:it Two thousand twenty-three, yeah, on the month of eight, the eighth, the eighth month, the 8th month 8th?
Speaker 1:which one? What month is that? That's what they were saying. What month is the 8th August?
Speaker 3:August is the yeah, we started recording in August of last year that's still not a year, though 2023. Oh yeah, it's not a year. We recorded like 2-3 but they never.
Speaker 1:They never came out right like the ones that we recorded that and like no one of them did come out.
Speaker 3:The one where last played in half was the one with john but we did one and then and then y'all dressing up as a girl that's the one that came out. Huh, yeah, that one came out. Come here, girl. All right, I mean we All right. I mean we can talk about how we went ghost for half a year.
Speaker 1:Are we going to start over?
Speaker 3:that, yeah, I mean how we went, ghost. I mean for my reason was because nadie me contesta.
Speaker 4:I would say it's time and you didn't invite anyone anymore to come, and that's why no one ever came.
Speaker 3:No, I would say what time.
Speaker 4:Why did you want to start doing it again?
Speaker 3:Because, I mean, I don't know, like me, dio la gana to do it again.
Speaker 1:I feel like if we have the, the equipment we have to take advantage of. Like you know, we have the equipment, so when I use it, yeah, this is this is, we're taking the mics home but yeah, I would say for my reason.
Speaker 3:We stopped this because the ways nunca me contestan leave me on red.
Speaker 1:You have not brought up the podcast since last week.
Speaker 2:Nah, but yeah, I would say for my reason we stopped is because these guys never answer me.
Speaker 1:Leave me on read. You have not brought up the podcast since last week. Nah, yeah, and we see you every weekend.
Speaker 3:You act like we went ghost on you or something. Yeah, there was a time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there was a time. Stop trying to make some.
Speaker 4:There was a time that they went ghost on you.
Speaker 3:Well, all right. What was your reason why? Why we stopped?
Speaker 1:Because people just didn't have time. Time, not even that. We had the same schedule every week, not even that, but I feel like we just didn't have the energy to do it. Everybody was just like fuck it, we're not going to do it.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to do that shit Because, like I, said it takes time doing that shit.
Speaker 1:Like we took an hour to just do the intro and then you don't miss this.
Speaker 3:Like I feel like I kind of missed it.
Speaker 4:I'm not gonna cap, I'm, I'm what did you miss about it like?
Speaker 3:recording and just talking about.
Speaker 2:You can't blame that, because we had said the podcast at thursdays, when I don't hang out with martha.
Speaker 3:We would plan on Thursdays and then sometimes you would work.
Speaker 1:To be honest, now I can at any time. It's not like I was like yo, I'm going to go hang out with Ali. I feel like it stopped when we did the fantasy football right Around that time.
Speaker 3:August. We stopped in August. It starts in September no.
Speaker 1:Start of September.
Speaker 3:I can't wait for football season.
Speaker 1:Then we did the fucking, what was the draft? What was it the draft? We did that, and then we just stopped. You heard me, though. That's what happened. You guys can't wait for football season. They're not hearing me neither.
Speaker 4:We heard you.
Speaker 3:Speaking of the football draft, what do you guys think about you getting drafted without like you knowing, yeah to war without you knowing. Just finding out just now, like I thought you're gonna talk about.
Speaker 1:I want it on fantasy football we don't care about that. I want a little bit about it I bought it like I've heard, like I've seen tiktoks and shit, but like you get Going to war, Against. Russia? I have no idea.
Speaker 3:What's going on? I don't either.
Speaker 1:For real, like I'm not really deep.
Speaker 3:So they just passed a bill From like you gotta be from 18 to 26. I saw that. I saw 18 to 26.
Speaker 1:Like you were automatically Drafted.
Speaker 3:Like you got no choice, but you know who?
Speaker 4:they draft first.
Speaker 3:No, no, oh yeah, they gotta be equal. Yeah, y'all wanted equal rights.
Speaker 4:I mean it's like I said, rights to an extent no wait.
Speaker 1:What does that mean?
Speaker 3:what does that mean, though?
Speaker 1:this is what do you mean is it like some korea, or like I mean some. Yes, so right now in south korea, after you're a certain age, you have to do a year and does that.
Speaker 3:Oh, that is true. Oh yeah, is that? What Is it? No, no, that's for us, that's for them, that's for them. Oh, but isn't that?
Speaker 1:Isn't that always a thing?
Speaker 3:No, but in like North Korea or here. No, you don't have to like do mandatory, not doing like I think that's fair, like you think would you?
Speaker 1:would you like you think it's like a good because?
Speaker 3:what is that a law?
Speaker 1:or what is. What is it? No, it's a law. Yeah, you think that's a good law. Ray is doing it.
Speaker 3:Ray from kai oh yeah, I would. I would try to like escape like you, can you?
Speaker 1:I think the um, like the way you can escape it. I think you just have to do you gotta cross the border. No, no, not really. I mean you can still be that, but I think they, they excuse you. If, like your fate, I think it's like you're famous. We're not just famous, but like if, for example, the sun, the soccer, the soccer player. He got excused because they won the cup like their Asian cup.
Speaker 3:Nah, I saw he left and he had to go do it, and then he came back.
Speaker 1:No, I don't think so. He was going to if they didn't win.
Speaker 2:But since they won, he got excused.
Speaker 3:Pretty much the whole team got excused, so they have to have like a reason they have to he wants something for their country.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the reason is for it, but you can get excused, not just your regular old joke would y'all serve that one year if y'all had like lived over there?
Speaker 3:I mean no, you don't have to.
Speaker 4:You could like leave I think they could put them in jail, but like he, said you can escape or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or leave the country. Oh no, you can't leave the country because once you come back they will make you do it. But I would do it if you have to. You got no choice.
Speaker 3:I'll be like nah.
Speaker 1:You got to think about it that that's like normal for everybody over there. So like it's like going to school, like it's normal yeah, so like you right now. You're saying that because you're thinking about your life and you don't have to do it and you're gonna try to get out. But if, like your dad, has done it, your brother, your grandpa is like normal things, yeah it's a year that you imagine all of us live and, like the same, we would die. What's for right?
Speaker 3:now you don't. You don't go to war. No, but I'm saying like it's a possibility we go to war.
Speaker 1:What is like like I don't know about it, but I'm pretty sure, like boot camp you're with a war, a basic no, no, for over there over there you don't honestly.
Speaker 4:You know like you have to serve a year in the military.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, it's it.
Speaker 4:I was going to say because here you definitely do, we're at war, we're at war.
Speaker 1:So now do they pay you or I don't know? Let me ask no. I mean, I guess so right, because what if you're working and you got shit to pay?
Speaker 4:Well, it doesn't matter if we're at war.
Speaker 1:I would do the you know, I would. Uh. Yeah, I feel like if it's, if it's you know, if you're from young age, you know you're gonna do it, you're gonna end up doing. Yeah, that is true, she was just lazy facts. Nah, he wouldn't even like have enough like force to pick up a gun. He would like be scared, type shit like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Nah, that's for like the simplest job on there. You think they get to pick their job or not. They're like no, you got to do this. I feel like they just assigned.
Speaker 3:Probably whatever is needed, gio, because I remember when we went to a convention for culinary had, like the military, like to sign up papers and all that. That should be a cook for them to be a chef. That's what they told. They told us like, oh, if you sign up with us right now, we can like assign you to be a cook and you're not like on the front lines, or nothing what they hit you with, the.
Speaker 1:Do you want a scat pack?
Speaker 3:no, they were like oh, like you ever thought about during the military? You want one of them? Hellcats boy, they're like you're. You're like you're just serving us, like you don't have to go to one of the front lines, or nothing well, there's definitely jobs for it that you can, but I'm just saying like I don't think you can pick them like once you go, you you can for here, for here I know you can, you can pick what you want to do.
Speaker 3:I thought like that you had to get like something written like everything you like they assign you to or like you want to do. Like you got to get it like signed by like a sergeant or something no, no, I think whatever, because you know they make you take that test.
Speaker 2:So certain different I guess you get a score and then you can pick the job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but some of them scores if you're pendahito, you can't you're going to front lines automatically.
Speaker 3:They're good in the test In order for you to pick when you wanna, like what you wanna do yeah. Oh, so you took that test, miguel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause not everybody?
Speaker 3:can join.
Speaker 1:It's the ASVAB right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, right yeah, if you're stupid.
Speaker 1:I would always guess that shit.
Speaker 3:They put you in the front lines.
Speaker 1:So for us, our teacher will sign us up. No man For real. Yeah, he will sign everybody up. Why, I don't know, but he will. What teacher?
Speaker 4:Mr Lighter, he will sign everybody up, we'll take it. And you were voluntarily doing it.
Speaker 1:I mean, I didn't know, I think you only had to ASVAB if you wanted to do it, yeah, but I mean I would do it. I, I wanted to do it, yeah, but I mean I would do it Not even I didn't sign up or nothing Like I wasn't like, yeah, I want to do it, Probably like a military. I mean, if I have to be drafted.
Speaker 3:I guess it's just in case y'all want to be mechanics, just not, we'll save the country. Well, yeah, you can be a mechanic. I will save the country. Save the country you want to. I said save the country. Oh, save the country.
Speaker 1:Nah, I was saying the country song. Yeah, I don't have to worry, I think I'm a mother, I would be worried.
Speaker 3:You know what you should talk about the big cheese man.
Speaker 1:I didn't like that. That's my boyfriend, christian, so what?
Speaker 4:happened to them? What happened about that? So he was with Casu Casu.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:They had a baby. You know about I know, I know two weeks ago is what they're, why they break up because he cheated on her with no that's what people are speculating because they got back.
Speaker 3:They got together fast well what I was seeing, that apparently he was like texting like one of his exes, but then apparently, like it went to like linking Angela for some weird reason with her yeah, like not linking, but like connecting, like he said, linking.
Speaker 1:I don't know too much about it. I just know that he was dating the girl Kazu had a whole kid. They had a kid and I think the drama there is that the girl, angela, was supposedly friends with her.
Speaker 4:She was like I'm going to be a tia. She said soy fan de su relacion.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. And then they broke up and now they're together. I don't know what he's talking about. I've never seen that, but that's all I know about it. What?
Speaker 3:were you talking about Diablo? I've never seen that, but that's all I know about it. What were you talking about? That's how they were saying how it all started Him texting all his exes and shit.
Speaker 1:So he started texting all his exes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know all his exes. What was the one called with a, b, belinda, and then which? I think he? I think he wanted.
Speaker 4:What he wanted was to have a baby with her, but she was like no.
Speaker 1:With Belinda If we're going to have a baby.
Speaker 4:We're going to do this right and you're going to propose Also she wanted the traditional way.
Speaker 3:My boy wanted to do that.
Speaker 1:So they broke up and then he went to the other girl.
Speaker 4:And she got pregnant.
Speaker 1:I understand. He is young, he's 25. He's 25. He he's young, though nigga said our age.
Speaker 4:I'm 23, bro but also if people were saying because I'm gonna post, like, a picture of them, like, or something happened where they had a photo shoot and she was saying this isn't a new love, this is like years, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like like right now, like ones, like they were already boyfriend and girlfriend like they, like he made it like they were, but at the time but she was like a minor, yeah, yeah, 20, yeah he's 25.
Speaker 4:He's 25 and she bad People are saying that she wears hip pads.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but she's still.
Speaker 4:Hip pads. Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3:Hip pads. Wouldn't you be able to notice? You do.
Speaker 4:Because when her concerts her hips are like huge and then when she's out in like interviews and stuff she doesn't have those hips.
Speaker 1:She can't blame Bull.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, oh okay, okay, okay. But now people are saying that they think that she got, that they got married because she was like in italy, getting her makeup done by a famous italian guy italian guy that does makeup for brides, and they were saying they got married, yeah, and then they're also thinking that she got pregnant and that's why they're getting married, yeah but I don't know I've seen the picture.
Speaker 3:They posted any anytime yeah, she got his initials tattoo oh, no way, yeah, yeah, you don't think that's like they're moving too fast, like have I not showed you any of this on from tiktok well, y'all not hearing what she said.
Speaker 1:It's been an old love. Well, yeah, it is probably and her dad.
Speaker 4:Her dad is like I. What? I've heard is really strict, really strict on her. So he was probably like, if you want to do, my daughter you have to wait until she's old enough.
Speaker 3:Don Pepe, don Pepe, aguilar El Tuegro, el Tuegro. You know what's funny? All this shit was happening. He wasn't even in the States, he was like in Japan.
Speaker 4:He was in Japan. He's in Japan.
Speaker 3:Pepe Aguilar. When what was happening All that? Like when they announced or like when they caught them Like hanging?
Speaker 1:out Like Angela, and then yeah.
Speaker 2:He was in.
Speaker 3:Japan. He was in Japan. Did you send that me, that video?
Speaker 2:No, no, I didn't see.
Speaker 1:But does he support it or not? Yeah, I don't know, he hasn't commented. He didn't comment.
Speaker 3:Oh, he hasn't commented, but he looks kind of pissed like. I mean, wouldn't you be pissed like?
Speaker 1:my daughter's like he got has a kid already and he has like, yeah, wouldn't you be pissed?
Speaker 3:I mean I'd be like yo, I mean just thank you like, like, like think about it because, because, look, he has a kid with like some other girl and he left her like two weeks.
Speaker 1:He was like cuidado, no, my love.
Speaker 3:I said ten cuidado.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you'd say like if your daughter was like oh my God, I'll be like no, no, no, no, I'm going to call up the GO. Dad, I'm pregnant. I'll be like no.
Speaker 2:And if be like no, and if you're gonna go with him don't talk to me ever again.
Speaker 3:No, you, I don't believe that from you.
Speaker 4:For you, no, I wouldn't say that your parents never did that to you, so you would not do that because that never happened. He's like, so why would?
Speaker 1:they do that to me, but Because that never happened, so why would they do that to me?
Speaker 3:How would I know what about? You, miguel, your hija is like yo. Papá, tengo un novio. I oh wait, I'll ask you after my yeah, that's why.
Speaker 4:I stopped myself Answer.
Speaker 1:Que Gio, ten cuidado, he was like this is like Chris, he was like nada más. Le voy a decir ten cuidado, what's that?
Speaker 4:That's the tattoo, but all I see is an N and then like an S, I don't know, but it's, I don't know CN.
Speaker 1:Cristiano Ronaldo.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, that's his name.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you, but she didn't know it was Cristiano Ronaldo. Oh, yeah, that's his name. Yeah, but she didn't know it was Cristiano Ronaldo. Nah, the C looks like a S.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it looks like a Little cursive yeah, like Like.
Speaker 1:She got it like red. It's small as fuck, though she can cover.
Speaker 4:It's gonna fade away. You see Chris's finger.
Speaker 1:I mean it's still there, but that's because it's little, that one's small as fuck.
Speaker 3:But like what, if she wants to cover it up, she could cover it up. It's easy, she's gonna cover it up with.
Speaker 4:The thing is the thing is it's small, yeah, she can cover it up. And it's only lines, it's not nothing crazy fuck, yeah, alright, but I'm gonna answer it.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna delete all our minds, start from a blank page. You could probably. You could probably put makeup on top and every day. I heard that you don't even. She probably doesn't even do it herself, like she would have some insurance. Do it for her insurance doesn't cover that why not? Or she could just get it like I'm gonna like it's cheaper to get a laser instead of putting makeup every fucking day.
Speaker 4:It sounds funny.
Speaker 3:It's just a small, it is okay, we was having like three different conversations what if your, like daughter, came up to you and gave you that situation?
Speaker 2:what situation?
Speaker 1:like that like that her new husband, I mean her new boyfriend that has a whole kid, and that I mean her new boyfriend.
Speaker 3:That has a whole kid.
Speaker 1:And that she has. But you're like a public figure.
Speaker 3:You're like a famous. Yeah, like Her career.
Speaker 1:Down.
Speaker 4:Actually, I don't even think so, because they probably listen to their music more. Now, that's what happens.
Speaker 1:Just that one song.
Speaker 4:That's what happens with gossip it makes people start listening.
Speaker 1:I was also seeing that it might just be a publicity stunt yeah basically that can be true. People be doing that. What Me, when I'm the only Mexican in the room?
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean I'd be pissed.
Speaker 1:Exactly, you would be pissed. But it Exactly, you gotta be pissed.
Speaker 3:You would be pissed, but at the same time you're like you can't do nothing about it because it's her life.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell her be careful.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell her be careful.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, it's like her choices. I'm not going to be like, oh no, do this, do that.
Speaker 1:But it's like I'm gonna get mad at her.
Speaker 2:She's 20.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's young as hell.
Speaker 3:Is she?
Speaker 1:actually pregnant or not? No, not even that. But like Her boyfriend already has like a whole kid, has a whole kid.
Speaker 3:That's what they're saying and he pandillero.
Speaker 4:On his tattoos, all on his face he has tattoos On his face, yeah he famous Like they gonna Probably gonna be set For life. Is that a problem that he has tattoos On his face?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a problem. I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3:I would think he's like a bandit, like I don't know. He's like he's a gang. I would not.
Speaker 4:I would not like my daughter to bring me like a Someone who has face tattoos. Hell, nah, what about neck tattoos? I would be like if y'all, what about neck tattoos, neck tattoos either no tattoos. But you have tattoos, though, that's me though.
Speaker 3:You have tattoos, though. That's me though.
Speaker 4:No, you can't do double standard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that Okay. Okay. Question what do you think your girl's parents?
Speaker 1:think about you right now. My princess is not going to have like.
Speaker 3:No, her parents, not her my princess.
Speaker 2:But he said he's kicking her out, you're kicking her out. She thought that no, I didn't say that.
Speaker 4:What the heck? Rewind the tape.
Speaker 1:I know I said if like that was to happen, like like the situation right now. But my princess is not going to.
Speaker 2:So if that happens, first of all, she's not going to be able to grow until she's 20 so, mikey, what's your final?
Speaker 1:what's? Your final decision of what I would do.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be honest like, how pissed would you be? Like would you, uh, for me I'll be pissed for like a month or two and then at the end like kind of like.
Speaker 4:Oh, I mean if a month or two he's being specific a month or two like I would be that tough, but like I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:Yes, at 20, like I'm not telling her who she can or can't be. We're like it's her life at 20.
Speaker 4:I'm not wait, how old is she? 20 and he's 25 she gotta be 21. If she's just, she can do whatever, but the thing is, is that you're not gonna be able to stop her from doing whatever she wants.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:You could give her advice?
Speaker 1:no, and you could so like. If her boyfriend has like face, I'll be like I don't like him. If you're going to see him, I don't want him inside my house.
Speaker 4:Listen and again.
Speaker 2:If you say no, that's fair, I do that too, like I don't want to see him Like whatever.
Speaker 1:If you want to go ahead and do whatever and you really love him or something like you, just don't bring him near me.
Speaker 2:No, but for how long? No but, but at the same time, would you rather?
Speaker 1:have her out, okay, but that's like at first. Then then I then okay, that's like at first she brings me like a boyfriend, like that. So then then time goes by and like I really see like the guy really loves her and like you know, like he doesn't like do anything bad to her.
Speaker 2:Then how would you know that On the?
Speaker 3:first day, on the first day, on the first day, you said that I don't want to hear.
Speaker 2:I'm dry, dry, dry, dry, dry.
Speaker 1:I don't even care If she drops one tear, I'm Hold up.
Speaker 4:But, like again, you won't know that unless she tells you the way she were acting right now. She's not gonna tell you shit, she's gonna princess is gone, she's gonna keep it all the way she'll probably tell the mother I'm gonna have my princess up up there you're gonna be clueless about your daughter and she's not even gonna come. She better tell my wife nothing. She's talking to my wife, my wife. Better, if you're being like that you're putting.
Speaker 1:If not, they're both getting beat.
Speaker 2:You're putting Yo.
Speaker 1:I'm the only one that can hit them, that's it.
Speaker 4:I'm calling the cops. I'm doing a welfare check on your family.
Speaker 1:Say no. But no, I would not Like I said over time, like maybe if I see him. Nah, I would not Like I said over time, maybe if I see him, if I see that he's being a nice guy and shit.
Speaker 4:What if the other boyfriend is all dressed up fancy blah blah and he hits her, but he got no face tattoos?
Speaker 1:But that's like first impressions though.
Speaker 2:No, yeah.
Speaker 4:You're going to be like here's the house. That's what I'm saying, first impressions.
Speaker 1:I think you're gonna kick your daughter out until she can get a better boyfriend no, so, like I already said it, at first I would be like nah, like don't bring him near me, but I see like he's like, like I said, if I see like they've been together for like five years, but what if she never comes back to your house?
Speaker 4:what?
Speaker 3:if, like, she runs away what if she doesn't come? Back at all and you never see her again, because you said she can't and you can't do nothing about it, because she's 20 already.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying. By you putting something like that on her, it's going to push her away.
Speaker 1:I don't care Hold up. All right. So what were you doing? I would just be like she leaves. I just be like, all right, ten cuidado send her a message, say cuidado. A voicemail, a voice, a message.
Speaker 3:Ten cuidado all right what you do, then you put your address yeah, she does. She leaves me on bread she blocks you, she throws, she throws you the middle finger she, she, she fucking are going to be a strict dad.
Speaker 1:By the sound of it, yeah, are you going to be like With a girl?
Speaker 4:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Here's a hundred bucks. My boy, go take out that girl you want, like that girl that you have a crush on. He's a hundred. Matter of fact, here's two hundred In case, like it's not enough for not enough you, let him borrow your card set and take the bugatti for the girl you'd let your let, you'd let your son be a hoe oh, are you? Are you sure you put?
Speaker 4:a hoe, a hoe all right man.
Speaker 1:He's not being passed around, so he's not. You don't know that for guys is dog. Yeah, there you go, a dog, yeah it's dog not hoe.
Speaker 4:There you go A dog. Yeah, it's not a hoe, but you guys like I feel like for guys that's like a.
Speaker 1:It's nice.
Speaker 4:It's not like. You guys don't, aren't like.
Speaker 1:It's not bad.
Speaker 4:It's not a bad thing. It's not bad for you guys. It's because, look, this is why I tell you that's such a double standard.
Speaker 1:Because I always say this. I always say this because and I'm not the only one that says this People on TikTok be saying it and everything, no, not really.
Speaker 2:I get a bunch of TikToks about this Exactly.
Speaker 4:I thought you were about to say, and it's not even.
Speaker 1:And it's not even Damn. I feel about to get the Another.
Speaker 3:Another one. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:It's not even about like being I. What would?
Speaker 4:you say that like being what like sex is sexist.
Speaker 2:That is being sexy. No, but it's true like it's, because I don't know, it sounds bad, but it sounds bad but it's actually a fact.
Speaker 1:But like for that, that guy if a guy gets a lot of girls or it's a lot of girls it's like damn, you tough at it, you nice, but if a girl fucks a lot of guys, she a hoe, because it's just like that. And people have said girls go based off what Emotions or whatever, and guys go based off fucking how they look. Yeah, that's the thing. For example, because he's saying that Cause they say A girl cheating Is worse than a guy cheating, because A guy, a guy, will just do it Because it's a girl.
Speaker 2:That is true, I saw that. I think I saw that one. It's uh, you know.
Speaker 1:Like at the end, at the end of the day.
Speaker 1:It also depends on the girl. Yeah, some girls are just you know hoes. At the end of the day, I feel like if you love somebody, you're not gonna do anything to like hurt them or nothing, like you know what I mean, like you're not gonna cheat no matter what. But I feel like it is true, like a guy can go and fuck somebody else while having a girlfriend mean anything, and it won't, like he won't be like oh, I miss her, or like still like that, or like I fucked her because they say that?
Speaker 2:because in the video I saw the guy says females when they, if they cheat, they cheated for a reason or like they felt something for like emotions for emotions they were emotionally invested in that guy yeah, most obviously there's girls that just fucked to fuck but like for a girl, it's like because she likes a guy yeah they gotta tap away. Yeah, it's emotional like I, for now that guy would be in her mind for guys.
Speaker 3:We're not saying cheating's good, but like that's what I mean, if you guys is like, if you don't be factual, we gonna be truthful here.
Speaker 1:We gonna be like we just see like a girl with a nice butt, we're like yo, she got a nice butt. Like I'll pipe, like shit, like that. Like you know what I mean, it's just like it's stuff like that, but cheating is bad. No, but like I said, yeah, no, but like I said, yeah, cheating is bad, I'm not. I'm not saying. I'm not saying like guys in the relationship could go and like go cheat because they're guys. No, but I'm just saying it's looked at worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah and like back to like the guy shit. Like if a guy is trying to get at a girl, it's harder for them to get at the girl. What like girls? Wait, what are we going to do? He's saying that a guy trying to pull a girl is harder than if the girl's trying to pull the guy, because guys don't get compliments like that? Are you with me on that? Are you guys with me on that? You know what I mean. You see how easy you pulled Mike, because you're the one that chased Mike.
Speaker 4:I did not chase him you kind of did.
Speaker 3:Not chase.
Speaker 2:Not chase, not Chase, not Chase, not Chase but you were behind him though. I was not behind him.
Speaker 4:You're going to lie to my face.
Speaker 2:I was not behind him, but I say that you're the one that went for it, not Chase, but you jogged a little. We're not saying like, 100%, you were the one, no, we're just saying it's bad though.
Speaker 3:Like you won a month.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, no, we're just saying it's bad, though, like you wanted.
Speaker 3:Mike.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not bad. It's not bad Like it worked out. It worked out. Y'all guys are going out and shit, but we're saying it would have been harder. We're saying like you were neutral, and then Mikey was trying to get at you. Look, we're saying you made the. You know what I mean, you guys said I chased him.
Speaker 4:That's just like a saying. It's a different way of saying it, the only reason why I did that was because of what he was doing. What was he doing?
Speaker 3:What was he doing down there?
Speaker 2:That's all I did. Ask her to dance.
Speaker 1:Damn, what was he doing? But we're not saying, we're not saying, we're just saying like that, like you were the one that made the first move, who asked for whose?
Speaker 4:number you were I did not ask that was the first move right there.
Speaker 1:No, she said, give him my number I didn't ask for your number she said give him my number, yeah but that's still the first move though, but you guys did it. We did? I don't think we did. You told me.
Speaker 4:Put your number in my phone.
Speaker 3:After they told him Okay, after, yeah, I hope that made y'all kiss.
Speaker 1:Was that before or after? But we're saying here that you made the first move.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're just saying I put my number in your phone and I told you to text me because I didn't yeah, but I didn't say that when you got lost in the sauce yeah, it was literally just said that you, you that I said to what? What did she say?
Speaker 1:that you, she, uh, you, no, she said that she didn't ask for your number first, that you said put your number on my phone because you, you saved my number All right, but we kind of got away from the topic. That is true, but we got into a good topic though.
Speaker 3:No you didn't.
Speaker 1:It was an argument, because we went to a loop with you saying that you're not going to let somebody your daughter date a guy with tattoos. I wouldn't approve. I'm not saying I wouldn't let.
Speaker 3:But you got tattoos because, at the end of the day, like you guys say like, if I don't let her be, she's gonna what?
Speaker 1:do you mean by not approve, like let's say all right, you have a daughter, right? I don't know you have a daughter, right? She comes home with like, oh, this is like my boyfriend or whatever. He has tattoos, are you like? All over his face? I'm gonna be like so you. So you're gonna be like mean to the guy. I'm not gonna be mean, but I'm gonna be like okay, like good, good shit, like okay, whatever, we do whatever. But then I'll be like you're gonna have a talk with your daughter after he leaves yeah, I'll be like.
Speaker 1:You see, like he, not it, but like, but like. Why, though?
Speaker 4:Like we're gonna have to cut it Just cause he has tattoos. Yes, on his face and on his neck. Cause bunch of tattoos.
Speaker 1:The Quiroz family has to be, fina, what are?
Speaker 4:We can't bring no guy With fake tattoos, okay, but If it was the Pastrana family.
Speaker 1:Like, it also depends on the age, though. Like are you talking about? Like, like your daughter's 16 year old tattoos, or like older Cause? I mean, at a point You're not gonna have?
Speaker 3:a say.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, well, like she's 25, she doing with her life Whatever. Like she, yeah, but the only I would just be like, think, without it, the only thing you would have, the only age you would have a say Is pretty much 18 and under. So, like what you're saying, if a little 16 year old, no, as long as she lives in my house.
Speaker 1:She has to not do whatever I want, whatever, whatever I want, but she's like. But you can't really stop her from that though, because like they can see each other out of that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying he just won't be allowed in your house. Yeah, like I will be, like you know what, like I don't, just don't want him in my house. What?
Speaker 3:what if? What if? That's the?
Speaker 1:person that she's gonna marry that's what I'm saying over time I'll be like, okay, like he's been with her for five years.
Speaker 3:But you're not going to get to know him if you don't let him in the house.
Speaker 1:We can start to know each other. How are you going to get used?
Speaker 3:to it.
Speaker 1:At what point you're going to let him in your house if you don't?
Speaker 3:let him in To get to know him.
Speaker 1:I'm going to see how she's my daughter.
Speaker 3:You're not.
Speaker 2:How is she not going to be in my house? Because she's not going to be with me.
Speaker 1:She has a boyfriend, she's going to be outside. You guys went another route, though.
Speaker 3:You guys are saying if she's not living with me, no, no, we said if she's living with you, all right.
Speaker 1:Let's say you have a daughter, right? She's 18, 19, lives with you, brings her boyfriend home. He has tattoos. Yeah Well, he had tattoos, pandillero. Yeah Well, not pandillero, but he just had tattoos.
Speaker 3:You have tattoos, face tattoos, yeah.
Speaker 1:What are you talking about? Face tattoos? You guys are saying face tattoos.
Speaker 2:He's saying, like Cristiano Tati, I thought you were going to talk about regular tattoos.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no Regular tats.
Speaker 4:I'll be like you know, you're funny, you're funny you don, but it still makes my point, though, all right.
Speaker 2:But you said neck tats too yeah you got neck tats I don't want neck tats All right, so you can't be having them, no, but, like my daughter's boyfriend, all right, so Crazy.
Speaker 1:So at what point are you going to get to know him, though, if he's not allowed in your house Like?
Speaker 3:imagine the day they get married. I could be like yo like okay, you guys been for together for a grip, invite him over, invite him over what's a grip, though? Yeah, like how long? Like three years? Yeah, that's not gonna be. You hold on. What if in them three years, she's like pregnant or like they plan like getting married and or something like that?
Speaker 3:get out the boyfriend better ten cuidado, like you're not gonna like talk to him, be like, oh, like, introduce yourself, do a small talk, oh like they go out and like Lego, lego, she gets pregnant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, within three years, you're saying.
Speaker 3:I don't wanna be mad I ain't gonna cap.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wouldn't be mad if comes out pregnant like with him, being like together with her boyfriend, like for a year or something. That would piss you off right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I mean that's not enough time for them to know each other.
Speaker 2:If she's over 18, I don't think I'd be that mad.
Speaker 1:Over 18?.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as long as she's out of school and like and got like, has a job, I don't think I'd be that mad, that's young, it's young. But I'm saying I'll be 21.
Speaker 1:I'll be like okay, whatever. Like you know what, all right, like you fucked up, but like like you wouldn't, you wouldn't be like.
Speaker 2:How can I say it?
Speaker 1:like if she's like I don't know, I feel like under 21.
Speaker 4:She's young like damn't be like Damn, you ruined your life. You can't.
Speaker 3:I would've been like Look, I feel like I probably Would've done I didn't have you Till I was like 26.
Speaker 4:Like if she was 16 and she was pregnant Cause I'm 23. You didn't even graduate High school. You could've at least Made it past high school. Who you talking If my daughter got pregnant at?
Speaker 1:16. Oh, I thought you were talking about me. I was like yo, I'm at 16.
Speaker 4:Can you get pregnant, sorry?
Speaker 1:She's being smart. She's starting with the smart comment Cut it out. I'm leaving. What'd you do, though, if she's 16, she got pregnant?
Speaker 3:No like she got pregnant, like during the three years you did not want to talk to her mans at all, like sacarla de la casa.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, nah, it's all right.
Speaker 4:You keep going back and forth. How is that back?
Speaker 2:and forth.
Speaker 4:Didn't you say we're going to kick her?
Speaker 2:out. Yeah, at first you said you did say that we should just switch topics.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I'm going to bring her back.
Speaker 3:I'm going. What are you doing, can we?
Speaker 4:talk about the hottie dough for saturday. This saturday we going or not 100 bucks crazy.
Speaker 1:The tickets are good, are expensive and it's gonna be hot.
Speaker 3:As far I'm still down, though I ain't gonna cab, I'm down that's just like whatever mikey said on the good chat.
Speaker 1:It shows that a lot of heads are going a hundred dollars one group chat oh, because it's a hundred dollars a lot of heads is also bad, though, Because in that small space we're going to be all the way in the back it's going to be like a recuerdo.
Speaker 3:I felt like a recuerdo was fun.
Speaker 1:It depends what time we leave. We get there early. We're going to be there close.
Speaker 4:Y'all be saying that, and we leave at 5.
Speaker 1:No that's what I'm saying. It depends what time we leave at five from here, because I work you're gonna shower before you go? No, I'm gonna see if I can leave early, but I mean, if not, I'm gonna leave you get out at five call out sick word I can't, I can't use more sick and then you still gotta get home, you still gotta shower
Speaker 3:you still gotta change with my pr time.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna to be negative Work overtime, work longer, work Sundays I can't do that. I have to be there. I don't get paid an hour. I get my salary To make your salary you had to make your hours don't you, chris, is the only one there, yeah, but that's my scheduled day, so on.
Speaker 2:Saturdays we have. We'll just be like I got to leave early, but I can work a little bit later on Thursday.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't work like that. He can't be lazy. No, because if it's, You're scheduled certain days and you have to do your 10 hours those days.
Speaker 2:Because that's what your salary is. So you're telling me if you have actual stuff to do.
Speaker 1:I can let him know. Hey, I'm going to leave early, like I early like. I'll probably let them know if I, because, depending on how the day's going, I'll be like, hey, I have something to do I can like because I would ask other people they're usually nice. I'll be like is it okay if I leave, you know, 4, 3, 30 around there as long as all my cars are done?
Speaker 2:or, like you know, I think nothing's with the text you got, ain't gonna be done are you guys drinking?
Speaker 4:don't disrespect my text is it?
Speaker 1:it called Ticketri.
Speaker 3:No, ticketiri, ticketiri. It starts with a P.
Speaker 1:But I'll probably let him know. I'll probably see how the day's going. If it's pretty light, then I'll let him know, hopefully no one shows up because the tickets are still available.
Speaker 2:They are.
Speaker 3:I saw earlier today Because we got to cop them.
Speaker 4:They sound productions Produ production Do you guys have an outfit.
Speaker 1:Do you guys have an outfit?
Speaker 3:I put my outfit last 10 minutes. We can talk about the PR trip though that we're planning. You're not planning shit. Y'all can talk about that. What have y'all planned Activities? Wise Is that powerpoint up by now.
Speaker 4:We have a long time, it is up.
Speaker 1:Can you guys work from home and still?
Speaker 4:We sure can.
Speaker 1:Look, instead of y'all watching the show Mikey plays and you plan the trip.
Speaker 3:Yes sir, yes sir.
Speaker 1:FaceTime yeah, because that's also a task y'all gotta complete.
Speaker 4:There's gonna be a fee for planning Honest $5 $5 each $50 $20 each.
Speaker 1:We don't need to. We can just go over there and go day by day they offered to plan it, did they not? I didn't offer anything. I landed in Puerto Rico and I know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3:I planned a trip to Mexico. I had a PowerPoint.
Speaker 4:You never showed us shit.
Speaker 3:I sent you the link. I sent you the link.
Speaker 1:I sent the link. I feel like Gio was just like oh slide, no, Gio's shit was like Mexico Go to, uh, what's the? Festival called.
Speaker 3:That wasn't part of the slides.
Speaker 1:Taco Fest. Nah, we weren't going to Baja Fest.
Speaker 3:We were going to go to Baja Fest, go to the Taco Fest. Nah, we weren't going to Baja Blast, we were going to go to Baja Fest. Oh, baja Fest, go to the Basing Baja Fest. So we weren't going to that? No, because we were going to go to Adicion Especial.
Speaker 1:But wasn't that around the?
Speaker 3:The same time, adicion Especial, because it's the first day that festival starts. I can't wait for Ad young speciality by the way, I'm sorry, I'm so wasted, I'm so pumped. You said you had a question. Yeah, well, that's for the guys. Would y'all let your girls like plan their own proposal or nah what?
Speaker 1:what do you mean by plan like, like they, like she proposes, or does she tell me what, how she wants to be proposed?
Speaker 3:how she tells you how she wants to be proposed.
Speaker 4:But that's not her planning it. That's just telling you what she expects.
Speaker 1:I will feel like, yeah, because it's different Planning.
Speaker 4:it would be like, show up to this park at this time, bring a ring.
Speaker 1:When we're dating. I'm pretty sure she's going to be like oh, my dream proposal is this, and if I take notes then I'll do it.
Speaker 3:What are? Take notes, then I'll do it. Well, the are you saying like, oh, we're gonna get proposed this day. Yeah, like her being like yo, you gotta do this, I plan that and that's controlling us. Yeah, yeah, basically controlling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, no, oh, yeah, I don't think there's ever been a situation like that like, like you never know. I feel like your question is them proposing to us no, I was gonna say that I was gonna because.
Speaker 3:Then planning the day and everything is kind of that's what you're saying, yeah, that's what I'm saying, like what if I'm not ready?
Speaker 4:she can't make me propose she's gonna be like chris I want you to get the fuck down on your knee.
Speaker 1:I can't hear myself proposing two months. I don't care if you're ready or not.
Speaker 4:I'm giving you two months.
Speaker 1:And I want you to give me a $20,000 ring by the beach.
Speaker 4:Would you buy a real ring or would you buy one of the rings?
Speaker 3:that look like a diamond, but they're. From the little machinist Zirconian.
Speaker 1:No, is my volume up.
Speaker 4:Would you care about the ring? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so either, because as long as it's a cute ring.
Speaker 1:So you wouldn't care. Okay, that's a plus.
Speaker 3:He brings the maquinita one.
Speaker 4:She said as long as it's a cute ring.
Speaker 1:Well, I said Mine's going to be like a heart. Is that cute right now From Pandora.
Speaker 3:Her engagement ring be like a heart. Is that cute? Right now, from pandora, her engagement ring I'm about to drink, he said, from dollar tree maybe you care about the ring huh, no, like what it would like. What if your girl like brought her like all of us?
Speaker 4:as long as it's a nice ring that I think I would like, I would be fine with it. I'm not gonna be like how much did you pay for the?
Speaker 1:ring, so you wouldn't matter if the ring was like how many? Carats is the ring. You wouldn't matter if the ring was worth nothing.
Speaker 4:How would the ring be worth nothing?
Speaker 2:You mean priceless. Yeah, what if he got it from Timu?
Speaker 4:Or the TikTok shop, as long as you guys don't do a, what do they call A diamond?
Speaker 3:tester. We go to the wedding. Yo, marta, let's go see how much the ring, is it real?
Speaker 1:Mikey starts sweating.
Speaker 3:He's like this hey, we don't need to do that. Mikey grabs the ring, he grabs her hand. Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:There's some nice rings that aren't real diamonds and they're perfectly fine. Nah, I would. I think I'm getting moissanite, what's it called right? That's what it's called right. What moissanite? A moissanite diamond? Or it's like a replica yourself no for my wife oh, oh it's cheaper, it doesn't like a uh and it looks like a diamond.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and I think they say it tests like I don't know if that's what it is, unless the diamonds uh is like expensive as fuck, it won't read it but I know one of one of the, I think I think you could tell by shining a light on it, because I think diamonds shine more, but that's but who's gonna really do that? You would be the one to do that do what? Let me shine a light on it to see if it's real or not. So so do you want your girlfriend to plan her own proposal? Fuck, no. How would you propose?
Speaker 3:are you gonna do it at the mall?
Speaker 4:no, in front of everyone a flash mom.
Speaker 1:So what would be like your? How would you propose to your girl?
Speaker 3:Probably like a family, like a. Probably like a family, not a family party, but like a gathering or something like that.
Speaker 4:Like on her birthday or something.
Speaker 3:No, not on her birthday, like, let's say we do Like a random Tuesday. Like, what if they have, like a carnazada, I'll probably do it. I'm just trying to be funny. I'm just trying to be funny. No, I was trying to be funny.
Speaker 1:He says like nah but he was being for real. I'm not being for real.
Speaker 3:He was being for real, I was just fucking around.
Speaker 2:Nah, no, I'm being serious, I'm being serious, I was thinking like a Thanksgiving. Yeah, no, I was thinking like summer.
Speaker 3:I would do it somewhere public, not like on a vacation public with her family.
Speaker 4:Like, let's say, I'm on vacation, are you gonna ask her dad for permission to?
Speaker 3:yeah, I'm gonna do the traditional way, like yo are you gonna get married through church?
Speaker 4:yeah, are you. That are you? Do you have all your three?
Speaker 3:things. What's the last thing? Confirmation I don't have that. I gotta go do that.
Speaker 1:You need that to be able to get married there.
Speaker 4:Yes, you do. If he wants to get married at a church, he does you could pay like 50 bucks.
Speaker 1:Do you do like one night?
Speaker 3:and then, after that night, you're certified, or something like that, aren't you?
Speaker 4:You have to go to class. No, you don't. When you're older, I don't think you do. I had to go to class and there was old people in there with me trying to do it.
Speaker 3:I don't think you have. I think if it's, you want to go to an actual church, that is actually real you think at San Roque they're going to let you do that.
Speaker 4:No, you pay them a couple bucks, marilene and. Eric.
Speaker 1:Do everything. You give him a thousand bucks, you confirm Disgusting.
Speaker 4:What's your dream proposal, though?
Speaker 1:Dream proposal oh whoa.
Speaker 4:We asked them first and then we answered.
Speaker 2:She asked you, though she asked you. She asked you.
Speaker 1:I asked you, but she asked you.
Speaker 4:No, marta, I mean Martia Marta well, I don't want it to be at a carne asada. I don't want it to be.
Speaker 3:No, I was not being serious. No, the fuck, I wasn't. No, I was not being serious. No, I was not being dead ass.
Speaker 4:I don't want it to be on my birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, nothing. I want it to be on its own day.
Speaker 1:I feel like yeah.
Speaker 4:And I don't want my family around.
Speaker 2:Why I wouldn't do it in front of anyone either.
Speaker 4:I think I'd want it, just us two. Yeah, just us two. I feel like it's more intimate and then that way I can be like oh my god, I'm getting married so you would want like your friends, or you wouldn't want like nobody recording, nothing like if, if it's uh
Speaker 2:I saw, because all my sisters, they got married in front of us. And then when, uh, I feel like it's awkward when their husbands asked like they had to like separate and not enjoy the women together because, like my sisters, would go my with my sister that just got married.
Speaker 4:And then the guys would just go with the guys. I feel like I would be embarrassed to kiss. I just feel like I wouldn't like it. I feel like it takes the moment away from it because I, because I would want to spend that together and then be like, oh my God, how did you do all of this? What, how, who did? Who helped? What happened?
Speaker 3:I'd probably be the type to ask for help. Y'all, don't fucking fucking get tricky. I would like ask, like these guys, for help. Like yo, I need you to distract her.
Speaker 4:You like ask like these guys for help. Like yo, I need your distractor. Yeah, like you said, you're never even gonna introduce us to her, that's true.
Speaker 3:So how are we gonna help you? I was just fucking around, but if you take it seriously, just saying that's true so you didn't say like do you have a place?
Speaker 4:I don't have a place, I think as long as it's a nice looking place, maybe. What's nice looking. I don't know A park. I think Disney World. No, not Disney.
Speaker 3:Depends on the park Cancun.
Speaker 4:I think it depends on the park Rio de la.
Speaker 3:Cien, I saw one, that it was so nice.
Speaker 4:I saw one.
Speaker 3:En su casa de su mamá. It was a nice place. I'm explaining and you're like talking over me.
Speaker 4:I saw the TikTok of these people that were like they went to visit, like some I think it was like a national park or something like that and they got. He got proposed to her in front of, like these mountains and it looks so pretty because the photographer came out of nowhere. I don't know, Maybe a nice scenery.
Speaker 1:Like in Mount Everest.
Speaker 4:Like a nice beach. One would be cute. I've seen beach ones that look really nice.
Speaker 3:Maguey, maguey, perreón night, perreón night, what the hell. On Taco Tuesdays? No Wow.
Speaker 4:What part of not in public, do you not understand?
Speaker 3:You don't want to hear calle in the back.
Speaker 4:No, what about you? I feel, like my third person.
Speaker 1:Take notes. Poncho Shut up. No, what about?
Speaker 4:you, I really love the beach, so the beach for me, oh my god. Or, like you know, I've seen like videos on TikTok where they like bring like a little puppy and the puppy has like a little bag, and then the puppy brings it to you and then así rápido.
Speaker 1:I've never seen that.
Speaker 4:I've seen that one before.
Speaker 1:I've seen that in movies or cartoons. They take you to dinner and then it's in your food.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Like on a breadstick. Or like a fava de torta.
Speaker 4:I would want to finish eating first.
Speaker 3:No, but being a, chef, I just thought about the thing. What if they hide the proposal ring in the food?
Speaker 4:That's what she just said, I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. I don't think that's a good idea, Because I'd be like ew, whose ring is that. That's what I'm saying. So what is your? We can't go back to Gio Poncho how would you propose, honest, be serious, not doing.
Speaker 1:Gio carnazada.
Speaker 4:I will propose like If you want to redo, you gotta think about your answer and we'll circle back to you.
Speaker 1:Something I will actually do Is like I will propose at night, like at dark no lights on no, no, at night time. At night time, not too late, lights on that will be. I will take her for like. I will book her like. Uh, somebody to like fly us out in a helicopter At.
Speaker 4:Wildwood.
Speaker 3:At night.
Speaker 1:And then jump from the helicopter and land on a parachute and then propose right there, but at night in the city.
Speaker 4:In the helicopter Mm-hmm. What if they take a turn and he flies out?
Speaker 1:After that, have a nice dinner date. What if the helicopter's in the cold when? You just talk about it Something simple, but like tough.
Speaker 4:Explain everything Are you going to?
Speaker 1:ask the dad for permission.
Speaker 3:Rah rah, rah rah.
Speaker 4:Are you going to ask the dad for permission?
Speaker 1:I don't know about that.
Speaker 4:Are you going to get married in a church? You?
Speaker 1:know I'm going to get three kids. I know it's yeah. You know what am I gonna ask my dad?
Speaker 4:I said are you gonna get married in the church?
Speaker 1:I'm in the church. Well don't, don't, doesn't everybody get married in the church?
Speaker 3:some of them get like you can get married at your house.
Speaker 4:It could be yeah, park yes, as long as you have the to me, I, I, yeah, you know, I'm gonna leave it in.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna leave it in, no, you know what I know I was being serious. No, I was literally fucking around like I could tell your face.
Speaker 1:You were like after you said family gathering?
Speaker 3:no, I would do all right. So I would like plan this to go on a trip to Paris, your own family.
Speaker 2:No, not her own family.
Speaker 1:I said I was fucking around, Dad just listen to what I had to say.
Speaker 3:He's gonna redo it.
Speaker 1:He said back to me We'll go back to you at the end. Ask him the question again.
Speaker 4:No, this is Gio's second answer.
Speaker 1:He said Gio que nomas le va a dar tracas.
Speaker 3:Go Gio. All right, so I would plan us to go to Paris En la noche. The Eiffel Tower I'm going to wait. There's a certain time that that tower, yeah, there's a time that the tower turns on, like with lights and it sparkles and then. But I heard, either we go somewhere like far where you can see the tower, nah, yeah, he just came carne asada.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he just came like carne asada trying to change it now, either somewhere far or go to the parque where that shit's at and then have somebody like record, it's like in a city, it's in a city, but it's a park, it's a park. And then go there, get on my knee and then Be like yo, what's?
Speaker 1:up, are you?
Speaker 4:guys going to do a speech.
Speaker 1:Are you just going to say no, you're not going to be able to get back?
Speaker 3:up Diablo. She hits me with no, you can't travel.
Speaker 1:You're going to take her passport.
Speaker 4:So she can't come back. How's she gonna fly? No, he can't to Paris, he just can't come back. That's the point.
Speaker 1:So how you gonna come back To the United States bro?
Speaker 3:She's illegal.
Speaker 1:If she says no, you're already in the need. The Uprica coming from the bottom. Cancel her flight.
Speaker 4:Cancel her flight he comes back with her passport, so she can't come back you're on your own now, type shit.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, though, if you think about it, if you play, if you play a whole trip.
Speaker 3:If you say no to a bunch of you think, you think he's not gonna like yo, we out, we out the country.
Speaker 4:I think the only way that someone would say no to you is honestly. If you've never talked about it and you are you believe that that person is gonna say yes?
Speaker 2:yeah, because if you're getting ready about it, and you are.
Speaker 4:You believe that that person is going to say yes, yeah, because if you're getting ready to propose, it's because you guys have talked about it already, but that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Imagine playing a whole trip, right, you're going to propose either the middle of the trip or the beginning, so that way you can enjoy the trip either, you know, together technically.
Speaker 3:And let's say it's a five you know five, six day trip.
Speaker 1:You propose technically and let's say it's a five. You know five, six day trip you propose on the second day and she says no, that whole fucking trip. You're like, you're like there, yeah.
Speaker 4:Gio's like I'm staying here.
Speaker 3:I don't know where you are proposing the airplane on the way back, on the way back, everybody clap you say you want a gathering, you want a gathering there you are. You tell the gathering no, you got a gathering. You show the pilot.
Speaker 4:You're going to do the iguana. You have to, oh, you have to. You know we'll dance on like the mandilón. I can do that one. You guys do the one where they throw them up. We're going to throw them up.
Speaker 1:We they throw him up and they're like what are you doing? Hey, now we're gonna, we're gonna throw him up. We can throw him up. I don't know about Catching him. He might just have to Go and bounce on the floor. I don't know.
Speaker 3:We gonna need like you know what I'm gonna do? 18 heads. You seen the when they like Dance and they have the regalos in the ear.
Speaker 1:No, like the baile. I'm going to make you do that. Poncho and Ale, I'm going to get the chinelos though.
Speaker 3:And the robot. My wedding En banda corona del rey A perro and Jerry. Hasta ya tengo padrino. Para el día que me callen my coworker¿ Qué te va a disparar? He said. Whatever I need.
Speaker 4:And you tell him.
Speaker 3:The whole wedding. I'm gonna be like Yo. He was like Yo. I'm gonna head on with him Like yo, I want, I want bad bunny there, I want I don't know he gets paid more than me, the most he could probably get you Calle, that's it. Alright, chris, where you gonna propose your dream. Taco Tuesday or Perreo night, perreo night, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'll probably do it on a trip Like that. I wouldn't plan the trip, but like a trip that we're you wouldn't plan the trip. No, like it's like a trip, like a couple's trip, that we're planning A couple's retreat, I guess so, and then, like I would, I would have, like I would have like a whole day planned like a whole, like breakfast, lunch.
Speaker 4:Dinner.
Speaker 1:And then dinner would be. I would do it like in between lunch and dinner. It's going to be like a late dinner though, like eight, nine, like sunset, sunset, yeah, and like. Either like probably do it like by the beach or like you know nice little balcony or something.
Speaker 4:The balcony.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like if we go to like a rooftop type shit.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:And then fucky, fucky, tricky.
Speaker 1:Delay.
Speaker 4:So what if your girlfriend proposed to you 1030, though she got down on her knee for you?
Speaker 1:I'll find it a little weird, but to be honest, I wouldn't really mind it. Yeah, if I like her and if I wanna actually be with her, or like if somebody proposed to me but it's like you said I would want, I would want her to, I'd be hype as fuck. I would want her to Obviously talk about it. I don't want her to Just drop on her knees yeah, cause she don't want her to just drop on her knees yeah, because she don't know if I'm ready or not.
Speaker 2:You know I'm going to have to say no, I just find it weird. Like I said, it would be weird and I kind of wouldn't like it because I would be the I want to be the one to ask or propose.
Speaker 1:I love it. I would rather want to be the one that shows that she's like. Yeah, but like, Like for a girl to propose.
Speaker 4:You would be the one to want that. Yeah, you'd get me.
Speaker 2:I would I'd rather be the one.
Speaker 4:Would you guys propose no?
Speaker 1:I feel like if that happened.
Speaker 4:Girls are girls and guys are guys Nah.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you said that right.
Speaker 1:So can he beat you if dinner's not ready?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was about to bring that up. I was going to say that Covering the bills. I was going to say it differently. I was going to say so.
Speaker 1:Oh, she said yeah, he's paying all the bills.
Speaker 4:I'm unplugging myself from this conversation.
Speaker 1:Allow me to beat you.
Speaker 4:You know why?
Speaker 3:Because there's only two girls here, but that's guys guys and girls girls, that's what it used to be.
Speaker 4:Okay, no, because you guys been coming up with some dumb shit, it's 2024.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you're saying A girl can propose.
Speaker 4:Okay, and I didn't say she can't.
Speaker 1:I feel like I would feel like I would not say I would like that to happen but I, you were not mine, you were mine.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I wouldn't care that wasn't the topic you were coming to. Obviously, Mike likes to chase them.
Speaker 3:No, no, but the knowledge is by the point.
Speaker 4:I feel like obviously when you tell a guy hey, you never give me roses. A guy's going to be like, okay, you don't give me anything Because it's double standards.
Speaker 3:But it's double standards.
Speaker 4:but the way that you guys are acting isn't the way that people were acting back in the day for when women were cooking and the same thing with girls, though girls now don't want to cook, don't want to do anything. I didn't say, oh, I want to be a stay at home wife, but I'm not going to do shit.
Speaker 1:You're saying guys aren't acting like guys used to, but girls aren't acting like girls used to. Well, said.
Speaker 4:Well said, chris, how like guys used to, but girls aren't acting like girls used to. Well said, girls around used to not sleep around. Well said.
Speaker 1:Chris Girls back then used to not sleep around.
Speaker 4:How do you know? Were you there?
Speaker 1:Everybody knew that shit Amen the girl that got married.
Speaker 4:You weren't there, though, so you don't know.
Speaker 1:It was a known fact that if people knew that you had relations before marriage, you were considered a whore and nobody would want to marry you.
Speaker 4:How far back in time are you going? 1950.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm just talking about before. How back in time are you going? You're the one bringing up back in the day. No, you're the one that said guys back then, aren't? Acting like the women guys now Aren't acting like guys back then? Would you be comfortable going back to how it was, like the girl stays home, cooks, the guy goes to work?
Speaker 3:I listen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, of course y'all look at Mike so you say you would you, it would be no offense, I would love to stay home the women to clean and cook and blah, blah, blah expect that from a guy, that how guys used to act back then, then I'm going to expect how a girl was acting back then to act now. You get what I'm saying, right.
Speaker 4:But the only reason why girls were acting like that back in the day because it was nothing that they could do to change that. They weren't able to work, they weren't able to do shit. They had to depend on their man.
Speaker 2:Okay, but going back to his question, now that you guys do have the ability to work and stuff, yeah, if. I didn't have to.
Speaker 4:I would stay home.
Speaker 1:Exactly so. You want to go back in time. I'm not saying I want to go back in time, I'm just saying Well, you're having the choice now, so wouldn't you be like, oh, I want to work, no, I do want to do that.
Speaker 4:Why would I want to work?
Speaker 1:Because women back then didn't have the choice. And you're saying that they didn't have a choice. They would have loved to work. Now that y'all have the choice.
Speaker 4:I didn't say they would have loved to work.
Speaker 1:But if the food not ready when the guy comes, you're getting beat.
Speaker 4:I'm not getting fucking beat. I'm not getting fucking beat. It's only fair.
Speaker 1:No, do you drink Monster Mike or no?
Speaker 4:okay, but the thing is is that now the same? You guys are expecting the same thing, but girls are also going to work and come working the same amount of shit I would just say that as an example when a man treats you well it becomes a pleasure to take care of him in return.
Speaker 1:A pleasure for you or the guy.
Speaker 4:She's saying as long as he's treating her right, she's going to.
Speaker 1:It's an honor. She wouldn't mind doing it, but because of the way he's treating her Like.
Speaker 4:If you're treating your girlfriend like a piece of shit and expecting that she's not going to do that, but it's also vice versa. It's also vice versa, and you would be the type to say that Double mayo, I don't like mayo, I don't want mayo, extra mayo. You've done that before. You have done that before.
Speaker 3:I have not done that before.
Speaker 4:Well, yes, you have.
Speaker 1:You made the sandwiches, don't play. You made them. No, you made them.
Speaker 4:Tell the story, ali, what story. And you made them sandwiches, don't play, you made them. No, you made them. No that ex-girlfriend. Tell the story. Tell the story, ale, oh, what story, you made them.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 4:When we went to Dorney Park and Ale and he made sandwiches for them, they put mayonnaise on all the sandwiches and he said I'm not eating these sandwiches because they all have mayonnaise. And he turned to me and he said why would you make sandwiches that have mayonnaise on it?
Speaker 1:no, I did not no, I did not, because she did that's so Chinese.
Speaker 3:And he said menos, menos de esa relacion, así me gusta, menos macho. No, it was not because I remember, and guess what?
Speaker 4:he did not eat? He didn't eat, so who really lost it? He did.
Speaker 1:He calls me picky, but look at him, that's fake because me and my ex-girlfriend at the time were good for the uh for the whole entire day wait and then I said chris, you're lucky, they even made a sandwich for you, because I didn't make any sandwiches.
Speaker 4:I brought stuff to make the sandwich.
Speaker 1:Can I?
Speaker 4:say something real quick.
Speaker 1:I ate with y'all.
Speaker 4:No, you didn't. You didn't want to make it, so you didn't eat.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:No, no, you're tapping now.
Speaker 2:Did he eat?
Speaker 1:Did he eat? No, that happened because you didn't want to eat. He didn't want to eat.
Speaker 3:He didn't eat. He didn't eat. You know why? Because once we went to Taco Bell, right she inventing shit now, once we went to Taco Bell and Chris got six, twelve Taco Bells.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was like six tacos or something from.
Speaker 3:Taco Bell and.
Speaker 4:Portia forgot to say no mayo. So when we got home, chris, did not eat at all.
Speaker 3:Okay, but I know, hold on hey.
Speaker 1:You peeped on Gio's fat ass. Peep that no hold on. It's because me and Miguel used to work at a taco bell.
Speaker 3:Is peep that like no man you want a taco. What's that wait? What up?
Speaker 2:it's cause me and Miguel used to work at a taco bill. We don't remember man, no.
Speaker 3:I thought you were just fat and peep
Speaker 1:that's where you are, but okay but look, I know you're not talking because you are the most like picky and panchera girl that I know like who are you talking about?
Speaker 4:She said both she will not eat a food if the food tastes like too chickeny. Don't look at me to try to justify it One time she didn't eat Chick-fil-A, sometimes chicken tastes weird Chicken tasted too much like chicken no that was her words.
Speaker 2:Sometimes it did yeah.
Speaker 4:Chicken tasted too much like chicken that's a thing, yeah, cause you're punch in a tube.
Speaker 3:I know you're not talking, but I'm not eating the sandwiches you know I don't like mayo, exactly okay but I was still eating the chicken you didn't even eat the damn sandwiches you did.
Speaker 4:You ended up making them, making him a sandwich no, they did not, alright she kept, he didn't he, he went, he talked all day going back to that question. Like they said, no once like wait before we search topic. Let's just say something about chris, though, because once I remember um can you not say name?
Speaker 1:because yeah but it's gonna make more work okay okay, an ex-friend of Chris's An ex-girlfriend of.
Speaker 4:Chris's Exactly. He's only had one.
Speaker 3:That you know of Exposed. Wow, wow, william Levy, I can't talk to you.
Speaker 1:Jim has never had a girlfriend, so I Can't talk to you.
Speaker 3:Did I take it serious yeah?
Speaker 4:I had like three what.
Speaker 1:I just had like three, though what el compa de mi poncho? Oh wait, weep that name out continue with the continue with the story yes, so.
Speaker 4:I remember once his ex-girlfriend made like some tacos or something.
Speaker 1:She was cooking for you and she was just a girlfriend. Quesadillas and maseca, we were out to crib.
Speaker 4:And he did not want to eat them at all. He didn't want to try. I don't like them.
Speaker 3:I'm not getting something I don't like. He told her, but if she made something you're not even going to stop, and that's how you're going to be treating your girlfriend and you expect her to cook and clean for you, acting like that.
Speaker 1:She doesn't even know what happened.
Speaker 3:I remember the day she's happening.
Speaker 1:No, she doesn't cook, she doesn't do anything.
Speaker 4:She makes you guys strawberries with cream. My mom does. No, I help out too.
Speaker 1:No, she helps out, she cuts the strawberries, she cuts the strawberry.
Speaker 4:She washes the strawberry.
Speaker 1:Nah, she's just there like Que pasa. Like the TikTok. Suera que que caga Nada que hasta para mí El pago merto Si suera. Nah, she's capping by that. I want you to cut this out because it's capping. No, you did not. I want you to cut this out because it's cappuccino.
Speaker 4:No, you did not. The sandwich thing is true, though. I can tell you the full story right now, and it's not going to be what you said.
Speaker 1:Tell us the full story, because I feel like your girlfriend said Okay, and you don't think she's going to lie, call her up right now.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, let's call her you don't think she talk about people when I'm not here, like you said.
Speaker 1:you said like um the guts.
Speaker 4:Nah, keep the sandwich part in. Nah, keep the um six tacos. It's good, it's good.
Speaker 1:The sandwich part is good Because it's good. Nah, this is why we don't have girls here, because they like to talk much.
Speaker 4:Keep the six tacos. Sorry that we keep you on your toes, nah, no, because y'all keep lying. That is not a lie.
Speaker 2:It is a lie it is a lie, that just because you don't remember it doesn't mean that it's a lie. I swear to god, I swear that story that story with the sandwiches is real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but she made the sandwiches. Because how are you gonna tell me? Because me and my girl, my girlfriend at the time, we were good for the whole trip, don't you think that was? That was at the beginning of that, that was at the beginning of the trip.
Speaker 4:That wasn't at the beginning of the trip.
Speaker 1:Then when was it?
Speaker 4:When we were eating lunch. Yeah, which was In the middle.
Speaker 1:In the middle, it doesn't matter. Still, don't you think me and her would have not hung out or been in a fight the whole trip.
Speaker 4:These sandwiches were pre-made in the morning.
Speaker 1:Exactly made in the morning, exactly, but she woke up at the crack of dawn. No, you slept over at my house and you made them well, I think at the time they were only sleeping one day a week. Now it's every day.
Speaker 4:But because they said, they said that she didn't make them, she didn't make them, I know because me and her were good for the trip, like if it was. I'm not saying that it ruined your trip. I'm just saying, that's what you think, if, but don't you think?
Speaker 1:if I was that fucked up, it would ruin the trip.
Speaker 4:I mean, I don't know how she takes things, maybe she doesn't take it like that, if I'm being fucked up, wouldn't that ruin the trip?
Speaker 1:If he's being fucked up, wouldn't that ruin your trip? Oh my God, say it. Say it because I'm folding right now Salta la lengua.
Speaker 4:Foncho and Chris got in a big ass fight.
Speaker 1:It's even capping now, so you know that she likes to lie.
Speaker 4:Wait, wait, no, she's in a big ass fight.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4:No, they were about to fight in a McDonald's. She said after. That was way before after.
Speaker 1:Yes, it did happen, you know before it was that same day before.
Speaker 4:No but after that you wouldn't know what happened all right like the cap no, we were still going on rise and chris wanted to leave, and then, um, she likes the gossip, she likes the gossip.
Speaker 1:no, chris told poncho, she likes to gossip. She likes to gossip.
Speaker 4:No, Chris told Poncho, you're taking me to McDonald's.
Speaker 3:What, what.
Speaker 4:I promise you Asked her because he was hungry.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm taking him to McDonald's. No, chris told me that I'm taking him to McDonald's. You think it doesn't even remember I did that. I don't remember what I did yesterday. I don't know. Yo, you didn't think it doesn't even remember, I don't know what.
Speaker 3:I did yesterday, I don't know, I don't know, I like to make shit up.
Speaker 1:She likes to make shit up.
Speaker 4:The sandwiched one isn't false.
Speaker 1:The sandwiched one isn't false, but I know what happened, I'm not even going to say anything.
Speaker 4:And I don't know why, but when you said no, and Chris was like you're going to take me how much you want to pay. That would be something you would say. It does like something. I would say but but I don't, I mean, I don't remember I have two witnesses exposing each other.
Speaker 1:Okay, going back to going back to that, all right. But, like I said, you know what chris?
Speaker 4:chris doesn't want to let the spotlight go.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna take her brother to dorney park, oh, and then she's gonna want her brother to go with me and my girlfriend instead of like that's crazy and she was getting mad at me.
Speaker 4:I'm like the fuck when you, when you wanted to get on the on the red ride and you got in the car and then you were like I can't do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can't do it oh yeah, that was crazy when she one of them type of people that she got, she got in and she and she started scooping that she wanted to get on.
Speaker 4:I was like yo he was like open the car because she was.
Speaker 1:She had told me that she loved roller coasters. She has, that she loves the beach and doesn't get in.
Speaker 4:I bet like we might enjoy you don't have to get in the water if you don't love the beach you have to get in the water one time at the beach. If you don't, love the beach, you have to get in the water. Just that one time I didn't get in, but the beach is the whole aesthetic. You're talking about the ocean. If you love the beach, you love everything about it Getting in the water the sand.
Speaker 3:We'll be going back to this question.
Speaker 1:Cut that whole shit up, because that's crazy.
Speaker 4:Chris doesn't want to let with his spotlight.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to go back to like the equal rights and shit. Yeah, cut that out, gio, we're gonna start again, alright, so proposal listen, I don't wanna be drafted equal rights.
Speaker 4:I don't wanna be drafted equal rights. I'm gonna die as soon as we step off foot on that war field.
Speaker 1:You can be better than Gio what I think. I think you know how heavy a gun is you remember Bobby Poncho, let us hold it, bobby, bobby.
Speaker 4:I heard Bobby Poncho well, you need to get a hearing aid, okay well, going back to the cooking and shit, like you know, we all know Chris ain't cooking. You guys said that I be cooking more than you probably probably honestly like if you work you're not going to cook.
Speaker 1:Not no more. I don't cook no more If y'all both work, If we, what Like? If y'all both work and shit. He shouldn't expect you to like cook and clean because like y'all both work.
Speaker 4:No, yeah, yeah, I said we could come to If he can cook.
Speaker 2:I'd expect her to clean, because I'm the one that cooks.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh, we already came to that agreement and I would be okay with that. What?
Speaker 1:about the bills. The bills doesn't matter. I said we could have a joint bank account and we can.
Speaker 4:whoever wants to pay, it doesn't matter, they all take them on there. Yeah, that doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 1:I feel like the apartment guy is podcast. Probably gonna seem like we like okay, but if your wife, oh yeah I feel like if if y'all both work and y'all contribute to it, then yeah, everything is split clean.
Speaker 4:It's not.
Speaker 1:It's not everything yeah, if you're the guy's working though and you're not doing anything but like making sure the house is clean and shit, the house got to be clean, you got to cook and all that shit.
Speaker 4:Obviously, if y'all would you care if I had, if I hired a, cleaning services out of your pocket?
Speaker 1:yeah, out your pocket.
Speaker 4:That's on her but I got no pockets oh yeah, you would just have mikey's check.
Speaker 1:Mikey gonna be like what's the 200? Weekly that's coming out of my paycheck I'll be like um you know how much would you buy the joint account?
Speaker 4:y'all will put the same amount I think our full check would y'all spend would y'all spend the bill 50?
Speaker 1:50, though, or not, but that won't be, it, doesn't?
Speaker 4:matter if I'm not saying we have to be 50, 50 though or not, but that won't be. It doesn't matter if I'm not saying we have to be 50 50. I'm just saying like the money will all be in one account and that money is my check exactly it will be you.
Speaker 1:It'll be you. I wouldn't have a little money like a side why would we need our own little money? I feel like that would bring fighting topics, though though I'm not a big spender.
Speaker 4:He's not a big spender that I'm only on his side.
Speaker 2:I say, if I'm spending a lot, you know how much a flashlight cost?
Speaker 4:that he just bought $130. And you know what it looks like A pen. It looks like a pen. What did he buy, $130 pen?
Speaker 1:Flashlight. Flashlights be expensive, though.
Speaker 4:I looked at it and I said the max you could pay for this is like $40. I bought mine for one time.
Speaker 1:And then he goes $130. Mine is now a pen.
Speaker 4:This looks like a pen Hold on.
Speaker 1:Going back to the split thing, I feel like it would bring up, like Faisal, I mean, yeah, if you're saying both of y'all are not big spenders, but, for example, if y'all have the account together and then you know, either you or mikey start spending a spending shit, don't you think you're gonna be like yo, like why are you buying that? We don't need that?
Speaker 2:or like you don't need that I feel, like before, that I we'd probably like this talk and um like before you're making this much like you can have this much out of your paycheck, but the rest has to go to the joint.
Speaker 1:And you have to pay. I feel like in my experience Plus that's what credit cards are for what?
Speaker 3:I would like. What'd you say?
Speaker 4:I said plus, that's what credit cards are for. Build that credit.
Speaker 1:What I would want is Build that credit. We both have our accounts, but then we have a joint one where, like, the bills come out of and shit like that, like yeah, both the part of the same.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, like we all, like I mean, but if that works for you, that works for you.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's what I would want, because then whatever she wants to spend, that's on her, and whatever I want to spend, it's on me, like dumb shit that I want to buy or whatever she wants to buy. And then whatever we buy collectively that for the house or something or the apartment comes out of that one, that one, that one bank account, unless you buy something on your own, for me I would be like I would be.
Speaker 1:I would be like I'll take care of, like the biggest bills and then you take care of it. But at the same time I feel like she's making like minimum wage and you're making a bunch of money.
Speaker 3:Would you still have her pay?
Speaker 4:half of the bill. No, no, Chris is like the rent is 500. I know you only make 600, but you need to pay. That's what we would talk about Like obviously if she's not making it even.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll make it even into where my paycheck is, like you know, whatever amount or percentage, and then her paycheck is the same percentage that she has to put up with and then the money that she wants to put, because, like I said, I feel like that would make up fights because I spend money on dumb shit.
Speaker 4:I think it would only cause a fight if you're really worried about money like that, like if money is a big issue with you.
Speaker 3:Yeah like if you're tight on money.
Speaker 4:Like if he comes over and he's like oh hey, I just bought this two thousand dollar tv even though we have our good tv still here, but I bought another one because it's cool.
Speaker 1:I'll be like but I mean, that's me personally. I feel like it would be like that, like you know, if we have that the account and she's able to see, like I said, I spent my money on dumb shit, like what? So like, if she's gonna reclamar me like every shit that I spend, even though, like, let's say, I'm putting more money into that account, it's like why are you gonna fucking care about?
Speaker 4:it. Well then, you can block her from accessing the account but it's a joint account, so that's what yeah, that's what I would feel like.
Speaker 1:If we're both making the same, then we both gotta do 50, 50 obviously. If she's making less, then then she's going to pay what's you know. Kind of fair for her. Check For you guys. She would do all the cleaning, you would just cook, so you would just cook, she would wash the dishes, type shit.
Speaker 4:We did that for his meal prepping, Okay, okay okay. I cut the potatoes, though, but you would do all the cleaning.
Speaker 2:No, that's different.
Speaker 4:He said he's making par clean up after myself and like obviously you're not. And we said, we said like on a sunday, like when we're both at home. We can it could be a cleaning day. Oh, like it's not gonna be pushed all on damn, y'all talked about this yeah, yeah, we actually have talked about it a lot.
Speaker 1:That's good, though that's good.
Speaker 4:He knows that if I'm pregnant and my life is at risk and the baby's life is at risk, that he better save me and not the baby.
Speaker 2:We talked about that.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's cool. No offense, but I don't know the baby.
Speaker 4:That's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying why save me? Yeah, we already had this conversation in the last podcast.
Speaker 1:Really, yeah, we did, Then I guess hopefully my opinion is true, then you won't hear my answer.
Speaker 4:Go to that podcast and listen to my answer.
Speaker 1:Damn, you wouldn't want your kid alive.
Speaker 4:That's not my kid if I'm dying the thing is is is that? Listen, it's your kid. If, if he picks the baby, he's gonna be mourning my death and raising a baby at the same time. That's gonna be too much on him they can just mourn the death together when we could do it together and then have another baby. We can have, have another baby.
Speaker 1:That's murdering.
Speaker 4:That's not murdering. I'm sorry, but have you ever?
Speaker 2:You can either think about it as killing the baby, or saving a life, or you can have the conscience of you killed your wife.
Speaker 4:Exactly the love of your life.
Speaker 2:You can't win either way. It's a baby, though it's your wife.
Speaker 4:It's someone that you can make another baby. You killed someone you had a whole relationship with I thought it's the baby's turn okay, and then what if they try to save the baby and then you both end up dying? Then what?
Speaker 1:that's a different thing. That's a different story no, it's not who are you saving the baby?
Speaker 3:I'll save my wife we had this conversation.
Speaker 1:We had this conversation. Huh, I don't even remember.
Speaker 3:You were the only one that said that he would save the kids. Yeah, you were.
Speaker 4:Which I mean. If that's what you want to do, that's what I'll do. The baby's small, I'm healthy. I don't want to be saved. That doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:Who would you pick as padrino, though? I will pick you. You, to be honest, stop capping.
Speaker 1:Why are you saying no? I'm talking about me, I would pick Gio. I was like I would pick Gio. I would tell Malik, pick one of her friends, some Tera friends, you already told me that you wanted me to find somebody before you.
Speaker 4:I would prefer to for the padrinos to be a couple. It would just make more sense.
Speaker 1:We can make them a couple. You find a soltera friend. Yo, she fucked up.
Speaker 4:No, I'm like. She is almost 30 and no girl. She's almost 30.
Speaker 2:no girl, you're almost 30.
Speaker 1:I've been like Go find a Friend that you have. If you have a friend, and then I'll be like my boy Gio.
Speaker 3:I don't even got friends like that.
Speaker 1:That's what I was like.
Speaker 4:If the only one she got is married and about to have a kid dang yeah don't worry Gia would you guys, if you're, if you guys were pregnant, would you guys test daughter? Or gay son, though no would you guys like, cause there's testing that they can do for babies to know if there's anything wrong with them before they come out the womb. Are you guys doing that?
Speaker 1:You said what Like test the baby before it comes out the womb to make sure that, like cancer, down syndrome, like down syndrome and different.
Speaker 2:But like from that you would know if they're sick or not? I would say yeah, so you can prepare yourself.
Speaker 4:Would you keep the baby? Yeah, okay Would you keep the baby. Okay, would you keep the baby?
Speaker 1:I wouldn't no, think about my reasoning. Think about my reasoning though.
Speaker 4:Chris is getting cancelled After this podcast. The sandwich, the mayonnaise, the sour cream and now the baby.
Speaker 1:Think about the reasoning, though hold on the reason I'm saying Chris is cancelled the reason I'm saying is because I would want my kid, chris, cancelled. I would. I would want my kid to like be able to live his life like after you're gone, yeah, like by myself, by himself, like he, like, just in case something happens to me.
Speaker 3:Oh then, and then having a kid like that you're gonna have somebody to take care of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, or anything like anything bad with the kid you're gonna have to take care of the kid, and if you're not there, who's gonna take care of it? Your family's not gonna.
Speaker 4:There's gonna be a point where they're gonna be like is that a thing like say, for example I think you can't, I think I think they do test them for down syndrome.
Speaker 1:But can you be like? I don't want to have them.
Speaker 4:I think. I think they doctors. I think doctors push for you to be like no yeah, yeah, because, like I said, I want to don't, don't, I want my kid to live his life?
Speaker 1:I think so it's fucked up but I like I said I'm thinking about for my kid, like because they're thinking about quality of life I have family and they might be able to step up, but there's gonna be an extent. Yeah, they're gonna be an extent to not.
Speaker 4:They're gonna be like there's also, there's also homes, or you could put them yeah, but what kind of life is that if I just leave?
Speaker 1:it depends, if you do your research.
Speaker 4:Some homes are nice, some homes are not good.
Speaker 1:That's not the family. That's not so bad they treat them so bad. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Uh, yeah, but then the kid probably wouldn't feel like, like yeah, don't you think?
Speaker 4:that I mean they also have people that have down syndrome are able to live life but not by themselves.
Speaker 1:it depends. I think they can. It depends, it depends.
Speaker 3:It limits them a lot, I mean that's the reason I would do it.
Speaker 1:I mean it's kind of fucked up, but I would want my kid to be able to live by himself, enjoy everything, and I feel like that limits them.
Speaker 4:I mean, obviously they can have fun and they're going to live, but it's going to limit them to to they're not gonna be able to have a quote-unquote normal life god gave us god. This is what god chose but you would save him over your wife the quietness, what?
Speaker 2:all right, joe. What would you do? What?
Speaker 4:would you do no comment, clearly nah what would you do?
Speaker 3:I mean comment did?
Speaker 4:you guys see what he did no, keep it a bug.
Speaker 1:Gio, he said he did the Undertaker, by the way, yo, he said that for y'all. Wwe fans.
Speaker 4:He did the Undertaker play the music he did the john cena.
Speaker 1:All right guys. So we're gonna be playing a game now. We're gonna move on forward. We're gonna positive vibes this is all jokes. Like I'm nice guys chris isn't joking.
Speaker 3:Wait, it didn't answer, though, martha mcgill oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Would y'all kill the kid, or not?
Speaker 4:I know we'll not kill the kid. We, we did answer we said no.
Speaker 2:And then it went to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And then you said, kill it. Good choice, my sons, all right, so we're going to be moving forward with a game that's called Hot Takes. And wait, where are the cards that we chose Not Hot Takes? Are those the cards? Yeah, the cards that we chose Not hot takes. Are those the cards?
Speaker 4:Yeah, those are the cards Geo picked.
Speaker 1:Let me get some cards. These are all in it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then he did some of those. All right, I'll read the first one. If a big fire broke out right now, who would push everyone out of the way to get out first?
Speaker 1:I'll stick my dick in his nose.
Speaker 3:Yo, what was the question?
Speaker 4:I said, if a big fire broke out right now, who would push everyone out of the way? To get out first?
Speaker 2:Gio Well.
Speaker 1:Gio wouldn't be able to push anyone Yo that's funny. Your own metal mole, your own reata.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, I'd say it'd be you, I'd say it'd be Chris, it probably would be you, Because one you'd be able to, and I feel like you wouldn't care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he would not care, He'd be like let me get out. That is stronger than Jill, but he can't push anybody. He's going to be dead last. I'm pretty sure Martha is stronger than him, and then it would be.
Speaker 4:Jill if he'd be able to, I feel like Jill wouldn't want to help us anyways. You think, jill and Chris, if we fell over at a festival, they would stomp over us to run out?
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, I think I'm fucked up.
Speaker 4:You'd pick us up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not fucked up.
Speaker 4:I saved Jill from getting beat up at the hottie one. Who's gonna go go next? Read one of those.
Speaker 1:That was a bad people one. Men should get just as long parental leave as women.
Speaker 4:What, oh for when they're pregnant? Yes, for when they're pregnant, as much, you know how women have maternity leave and they leave for three months after they give birth to a baby.
Speaker 1:Paid or no?
Speaker 4:I think, yes, I think yes, that they should both have the same time because it's both's kid and they can both be with the baby when they first come. What the fuck?
Speaker 2:let me see you don't want to be out of work.
Speaker 1:to be with your baby? I would want to, but at the end of the day, like it's the woman that carries the baby, so it makes sense that the girl has more time off.
Speaker 2:No, but you're also.
Speaker 1:no, he's just saying the same time, so the girl's going to have the same time off, but do you think the guys should have as much time?
Speaker 4:I don't think guys even get time off, do they?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. I feel like we're fine with the time we have because we basically just have the time it depends on state Some states don't have any.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think it's a thing.
Speaker 1:PA doesn't have any time, leave Like any time leave.
Speaker 2:My job, really, how many weeks? I told you.
Speaker 1:But it's not a law. Probably that's probably your job, but it's not a law.
Speaker 4:It's because Dave is the best boss out there job, but it's because dave is the best boss out there. How many times um dave's?
Speaker 1:auto shout out.
Speaker 2:I think david no no, no, not dave david david dodging co-workers like you took off like a month oh for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, then that's that's. I think it's like a week wait. Is that the time? That they get paid but did he use his pto or no? Okay, so that's depending on the job, because I think I know uh pa doesn't have a law that oh I think you should, because I feel like it's important to be able to have both parents there at the same time.
Speaker 1:I guess you can beat the name, but man, she said he didn't get any so he had to use his pto. I mean, he got a time yeah, because men don't usually get it, and that sucks but going back to the question, I feel like it's whenever the the the wife decides, you know, because the wife's gonna stay home and and do take care of the kid, but like I, the guy should be there until the wife thinks it's like necessary that, oh she, I'm, I'm good now because they say, you know you get tired.
Speaker 2:The first couple of weeks. Yeah, that's what I was thinking like until the wife, because obviously the guy has to work.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so the wife should decide like oh, I'm good, like you know you can, I'll be alright now, especially because women get depression, some postpartum depression sometimes, yeah, so you gotta say that you have to get the same time or nah, if it's necessary, no, it says as long the same amount like I said, it just depends on the wife three weeks max.
Speaker 1:I'm not making the same money. I don't know we gonna be short them I honestly don't.
Speaker 4:I mean, I've never had a baby, I'd rather go get, but they're paid though. They're paid, take care of her.
Speaker 1:They are paid, obviously they're not paid, then fuck, I'm fucking going.
Speaker 4:They are paid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but for flat rates it's different because we don't get paid the hours that we. So for me.
Speaker 1:If I can get paid Eight hours, just eight hours, that was.
Speaker 4:I mean, eight hours Is better than nothing.
Speaker 1:But we double, we making double the money. I'd rather just be like look, call your mom, or I'll call my mom and go take a go, go go right, mike and that's true, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 4:Actually, since we're talking about babies, can I ask a question? Okay, you know how, like a gender reveals, like the couples have their time once the balloon pops, or whatever, would you care if the suegra runs up to you right away before I hug, yeah, like before you guys start hugging, and doesn't let you guys have your moment?
Speaker 1:I care I would care I would care I'd be like no wait you said you care either, or like her mom or your mom, yeah yes, I would hug to have like time a little bit. I would want to, if we don't know what the gender of the baby yeah.
Speaker 4:But I said for us, I would want to do our individual thing first and then be like, oh my God.
Speaker 1:That is already a gender reveal.
Speaker 4:But y'all didn't hear that.
Speaker 2:That's fake as fuck how but y'all didn't hear that.
Speaker 4:That's fake as fuck how is that fake?
Speaker 1:as fuck. I mean, I wouldn't. You're gonna have to put the best.
Speaker 2:That would be weird, though, faking it I wouldn't dig that faking it would be weird doing it on that day yeah but, just have your own moment, like yeah, like hug me first or something like that, like have the have, like the guest or like yeah, kind of do it in the back, like you know.
Speaker 4:If you're cutting a cake, take the cake you and them in the back and because I have seen a lot of videos on tiktok where they no, no, where the mom chases I'm saying like all right, let's say you're cutting a like, uh, you're cutting a cake.
Speaker 4:I saw one where the mom ran like was chasing them yeah, I find out she was chasing so the guy grabbed the girl and he hugged her and he started carrying her running and the mom started chasing him. To try to hug him. That's a little, that's a little much.
Speaker 1:Alright, moving on to the next question. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:Money can buy you happiness.
Speaker 1:True, talking to the mic. I'm so happy when I have money that's true, yes, I always spend the money that's a fact, believe it or not, it's a fact. She's spending money crazy, but she lost totally. She said that she doesn't spend money on dumb shit.
Speaker 4:It's a fact huh huh, oh, this was one.
Speaker 1:I will have a lot of money, I will be the happiest man on earth. Fuck yeah, or do you?
Speaker 2:think we just say that because we don't have money and we're poor. I think money doesn't. I mean the people who have money. They probably think the other way Money doesn't buy you happiness.
Speaker 1:But all my problems will be solved if I have money. Yes, obviously. If you're depressed, you have money, they're not going to matter. But money solves your problem. So does money really buy happiness? It does. I think it can. Like I said, right now, all my problems will be solved if I have money, do you?
Speaker 4:think we just say yeah, because we are Probably Well, not poor, but like we don't have money when I'm sad, I just go to the mall and I like do, like a shopping spree, and then I feel so much better that's, that's not, that was not it.
Speaker 1:They're never coming back, guys who's the last person? You would choose if I, if you had to trade lives with someone for the rest of the year who's the last person you would trade lives with for the rest of the year?
Speaker 4:Who's the last person you would trade lives with?
Speaker 1:For the rest of the year. Oh wait, no her, because I mean he'd be fucking me or something. Oh, who would be the last person you'd trade lives with? I don't know. To be honest, I still have a good life with Gio.
Speaker 4:You still have a good life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just hit the gym Actually this time time, not like Gio, fuck. No, i'ma do it right.
Speaker 4:No, but you can't change you have to live the way that Gio does. You can't change anything you have to do specifically what that person does. You can't change it.
Speaker 2:Working everyday too would kill me but you only work like 3-4 hours but the reason I'm saying is because I I live with and so it's kind of weird and cash and you don't.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. He won't be the last one.
Speaker 1:She would be the last one I would. I would rather have geo's life than her. I just said, why would you like?
Speaker 4:that my life. You don't want to be sleeping with Poncho.
Speaker 1:No, oh, if you guys weren't dating, I feel like I'd be alright with it. Yeah, I'd like to have Gio's life too. I'd just hit the gym.
Speaker 4:You can't oh.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I don't even know how y'all live, como perros, just know those kiddosall live como perros just know.
Speaker 1:Those kiddos just live an amazing life no, digas mamadas just know the kiddos just live an amazing life. Yeah, marta, would be like to be Marta. 1.2 million in the bank, getting piped by Mikey? Probably not. Would you let Mikey pipe, or?
Speaker 3:nah, like me if I was a me, if I was a girl.
Speaker 1:Would he be my friend? Yeah?
Speaker 3:Nah, bro, just a A friend with benefits.
Speaker 1:Nah, if he was like Yo, come on Yo.
Speaker 4:Yo come on.
Speaker 1:I'd get some bread out of it. Tu carnal Boto, that's prostitution.
Speaker 4:How Tu carnal Bota.
Speaker 1:That's prostitution. I'm with your carnal. I'm smacking the fuck out of you, bro. I'm about to leave. It's 11, bro.
Speaker 3:Well, all right, guys. That's the end of this episode. Hope you guys enjoyed it. I mean it was funny just seeing the couples argue. From my point of view.
Speaker 1:At this point of view.
Speaker 3:Shout out to all of y'all that kept fucking watching our videos Even though we weren't posting shit.
Speaker 4:You mean listening. We all do a giveaway soon.
Speaker 1:Just stay tuned. We're doing a giveaway soon. Stay tuned. Follow us on the Instagram page and uh.
Speaker 3:Wrap it up, dean, shout us out. Yeah, you feel me Follow.
Speaker 1:Believe it or not, this is stressful.
Speaker 3:And hard, even though it sounds easy.
Speaker 1:All right, man, all right, y'all niggas stupid. It's not hard, it's time consuming Son.
Speaker 3:But if y'all want, I guess, to see Martha and Ale.
