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✨ Ready or not, Jupiter has strutted into Gemini—and he’s not exactly in his element. The guru of expansion finds himself ruled by Mercury, the cosmic trickster, signaling a year of scattered wisdom, shiny distractions, and learning the hard way (with memes, of course).

This week’s episode dives into:
 ✨ The real meaning of Jupiter in Gemini—from Vedic myth to modern misadventure
 🌕 The Full Moon in Vishakha Nakshatra: a potent portal of ambition, shadow work, and spiritual forks in the road
 🔮 Why this astro-weather feels like trying to do a silent retreat at a speed dating event
As always: WTF is that? 🔍 | Storytime with the Shastras 📖 | Mystic Mic Drop 🕊️

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