From Turbulence to Touchdowns

We explore the quirks of social media, questioning why we feel compelled to share every aspect of our lives online while reflecting on what that means for authentic connections. This episode is packed with humorous anecdotes, listener feedback, and critical insights into our digital behaviors. 

• The pressure to share everything online 
• The contradiction of connection and isolation in social media 
• Social media etiquette and its evolving nature 
• Listener comments regarding digital sharing experiences 
• The hosts' humorous take on everyday life and sharing dynamics 
• A discussion on authenticity versus curated online personas

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:18

All right. Hey, jay, how's it going? Man, it's going great. So we started the Facebook page like a few weeks back, right, oh, yeah, we're going there already, okay, yeah, no, I know that's good. We've got a lot of followers. We're starting to get some people listening. Yeah, yeah, on the on the facebook and they're following and, uh, we have our, we have our. Uh, I'm gonna jump right into it. Yeah, I mean, we got the. Uh, red. Yeah, well, I don't think you posted that episode. She was a guest. I might not have. We might have had a little bit of technical issues that night, did we? Or maybe too many brandies Could have been too many brandies or it could have been technical issues. That's when that Jakers 5 was on Sally's boyfriend. It might have been. Why is there so many Jakers?

Speaker 2 1:03

There's a lot of J-Los, too. There's a lot of Js. There's a lot of.

Speaker 1 1:05

J-Los too. But yeah, and J Red is a J as well. Yeah, and so is her husband. Oh yeah, jjs, jjs, yeah, and he's like did you see the speaking of? I'm going to get back to that, but there was, yeah, so you guys got to go check out the Facebook page Red's working on it.

Speaker 2 1:24

I'm going to go back to that.

Speaker 1 1:26

I don't want to get enough of that.

Speaker 2 1:27

I was going to go into something else. Oh, okay, can we go back to that?

Speaker 1 1:32

I almost pulled a J and went off track. All right, go do it. Go off track. Yeah, did you watch the new? What the hell are those guys from Minnesota? I'll bet you Short Lakes guys from Minnesota by Detroit Lakes, you betcha guys. You'd see the one with the oh God, it was about something about his wife. That's not a new one. The one where he says, yeah, want to come over for work, yes, I want to do more work after work, I can't wait. I like when you talk about your sister all day long and complain and I suggest six ideas how to fix it and you don't listen to me.

Speaker 1 2:07

I love that no that's way old, oh, is it really oh yeah, I just saw it.

Speaker 1 2:11

It came back up on my feed too, and the only reason why I'm on that old FB is because I don't. That was hysterical. I've never seen it. Tiki Talk. So I get the reels. That's why I go on there the reels, and so I go on the reels. So then that's why you always think I'm on FaceTime and I'm not. Oh, you're on there. No, I'm not. Well, because I go on the reels. No, because you call me with complaining Some of our listeners and they say some things. Just reread it before you post on there, just and look in the mirror and say is this really?

Speaker 2 2:45

worth it. They need to have that.

Speaker 1 2:46

Are you sure you want to post this thing on every? I still stand by. Do they have that? I don't know. I don't know if they do, I don't know if I don't post. I'm still not a fan of people telling their loved one happy birthday on there, it just drives. Or happy anniversary it just drives me, nuts, it drives me absolutely bonkers. Yeah, I don't get that either you're, especially if you're a spouse right? Oh, I love you, pookie you so much. I'm happy blah blah birthday. Just tell her or tell him the same thing is like.

Speaker 1 3:11

The public perfection thing is that it's not like making.

Speaker 2 3:14

It's not like making out that we've had this conversation before.

Speaker 1 3:16

But even the kids, the kids like three yeah, they can't read, they can't read and they're not, they're not because you're just looking for other people to say happy birthday. Yeah, I don't get it. It's an attention, and you know what. At the end of the day, let me rephrase it doesn't affect you, it does not affect me.

Speaker 1 3:30

If I don't like it, I don't need to read it. Scroll by Danny Green. What's great about America is everyone has their opinion, kind of. It is a little it's weird, but it's fine. Hey, keep doing what you're doing. Gives us material it does. Yeah, keep it, keep it up. But going back to uh red, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got us all you guys and I know a lot of you guys have been on there. We've got a lot of followers up on the old facetime and the instapot. Oh yeah, they're on.

Speaker 2 3:58

Sorry, she did.

Speaker 1 3:59

Oh, and she's putting clips, like we talked about. She's doing it all I know. So I want to do a shout out and all your listeners, please, please. Now we have comments, because I know we get a lot of emails, but this is a lot more instantaneously, so you can. Actually it doesn't always get to the on-air talent, eddie and I, but it will get to us eventually. But there's a lot of comments that come in so we can't always get to every. We try to get to everyone, we try, right, but sometimes it's hard to sort through them all. But, um, thank you for all your listeners and I think now that we're actually on the line line. Yeah, it's really exploding right now and and now everybody should start getting merch because we got some more stock in red's working on that too. Yeah, I know she's doing a cast and blast one.

Speaker 2 4:44

I like that.

Speaker 1 4:45

I don't know where Nags and Fun Police went wrong, they kind of gave up.

Speaker 1 4:50

Trying to maintain it, I think it's just a lot of time and and yeah, no, they used to have Fun Police. It's a team effort. How's that? There you go. It's a team effort. I like it, but we appreciate it. And we got to get her some merch, because I don't think she's got any merch. But we got to get her some merch. I don't think she's got much other than the shirt from the grad party. Yeah, we got to do some more, yeah.

Speaker 2 5:14

It's hard too, but anyways.

Speaker 1 5:19

We know you, but we've got and I appreciate of the comments, so thank you, Keep them coming yeah let us know Let us know what you guys think, and it looks like the college up four hours from here is liking it too, so that might spread like wildfire. Oh, is it? Yeah, so good? What else we got going on? You know? I don't know. I just wanted to shout out to her because she's been on it all week. She's been on it all week. She's been bugging me Not bugging me but she's been trying to get things going for us Well, and I was on those and I just was swamped when you guys were doing it, so I apologize for not participating. It was kind of a disaster week for job one.

Speaker 2 6:00

For job one A.

Speaker 1 6:01

Yeah, it was kind of one of those deals, but it's okay, it all worked out. Everything always works out so good and he's got it up right now. Good, yeah, hey, you know what I was going to? Well, I said welcome back.

Speaker 2 6:13

I was going to ask you how you've been.

Speaker 1 6:15

You know what I've been? Good, it's been a busy week, I agree with you, yeah. Yeah, not much is new with me. I mean keeping up with all the news, though has been ridiculous A lot of plane crashes. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. Oh, that was a bad deal. Well, the other one was bad too. They're both bad.

Speaker 2 6:35

I saw the last one.

Speaker 1 6:35

Well, the other one was preventable. The first one was preventable. It sounds like. It sounds like the helicopter from what? I saw it was too high, right yeah, because they were supposed to be a maximum of 200 feet and they collided like 450, and that's just unacceptable. Yeah, and that's why I don't like flying, because you have no control. The airline had nothing to do. What's he supposed to do? He can't turn. Yeah, yeah, not quickly they actually did say that, that there's been multiple cases at that airport where planes had diverted to miss, right.

Speaker 1 7:08

But this guy, it looks like the helicopter hit them. Yeah, it did, 100%. Oh, that's terrible. That's why I don't like flying. Oh, that's terrible. I know I'm with you. It's not Because if I was, actually if I was in the cockpit, I wouldn't be so bad. Cockpit and some brandies, yeah, but you know I've been in small planes, right. And then you hit like it was kind of freaky as hell. So I'm up in the middle of Canada in a small little bush plane, float plane. It was a beaver, bush and beaver yeah, it was a bush plane. I like that plane. It was called a beaver and the guy's just flying along. He's reading a book as he's flying. What was he reading? I don't know. He was reading a book and then we hit some wind, shear and I bet you we dropped like 40 feet in like a half a second. I mean it was quick. It was like he barely looks up from his book, adjusts his thing and he goes back to start reading.

Speaker 2 7:59

Like nothing happened. Yeah, like nothing happened.

Speaker 1 8:02

Okay, and then for our listeners, because I remember you telling me that, and then let's fast forward a few years. What actually ever happened to that pilot? No, no, I never flew that pilot, I know. But whatever actually happened to him, the pilot that owned the place, that owned the cabin we stayed at the fly-in cabin. He crashes, but they think it was like a heart attack. Oh, what did happen? He crashed it. Oh, and did he survive? No, he didn't.

Speaker 1 8:29

Oh, okay, but they think he had a heart attack. They don't think it was like a, he was an older gentleman.

Speaker 1 8:36

Oh, so you're saying old people can't fly, so if I go on the, Delta flight and I see somebody that looks older, I should be like turn around and get off the plane. Yeah, I would. Yeah, oh Jesus. No, I mean he was an older guy, but he was also one of the few Canadians that was certified to work on his own plane. Yeah, because, like old school kind of stuff. Yeah, there was duct tape over that son of a bitch Well, I over. So Daryl's out in Italy, right, I think we might mention that.

Speaker 2 9:05

Yeah, he's over in Europe.

Speaker 1 9:06

So they did a weekend trip last weekend to England. Yeah, yeah, England, London. Yeah, they were going to some big old party at some club. Right, oh yeah, you ought to do it. So he went on this, it's called Ryanair.

Speaker 1 9:21

And he said he said Dad, it was so bad that there's no way that you would ever fly again if you were on that plane. He goes. I even got a little nervous and I don't mind flying, he goes. We went from like 10,000 feet altitude to like 2,000 feet in like less than five seconds on purpose and he said look out the window. And he said, speaking of duct tape, he goes. I think there was duct tape on the wings. He said so we Googled the what the ryanair air air the pilots make and they make like minimum wage, ryanair cheap. The first thing pulls up on bing is ryanair airlines cheap flight tickets. Why you want bing? I use bing. Can you see the tv?

Speaker 1 10:02

I can't see them that far yeah, I can see that the TV. I can't see them that far.

Speaker 2 10:05

Yeah, I can see that just fine. I just can't see up close, that's women's.

Speaker 1 10:07

I don't know what's a hockey? What do you find in hockey? I don't see it right there. Is there any hockey on there? Not so far. This is on-air production. Big Bang Theory no, no. You ever watch that kind of garbage? What are you watching? Oh, there's a pregame. You don't watch the Big Bang Theory. You didn't watch any of that. I watched some of it If it's on. I maybe gandered at it. I thought it was pretty entertaining. Would it be gander? Isn't that a mountain? No, that's a store. They're not running no longer.

Speaker 1 10:42

Yeah, they're gone. That's a store. They're not running no longer. Yeah, they're gone, right? No, I don't even think Cabela's is a thing anymore.

Speaker 2 10:48

Yeah, it is. It's what.

Speaker 1 10:51

I don't know what you left me Because you're going to put your shades on, your readers on and you didn't want to, well anyways. So she's still looking at Ryan here. He's saying, oh my God, he's like it was so bad, but it was like $50 round trip from Rome to London Round trip was $50. Oh hey, you can go to Anchorage, alaska, for $290, $300. Is that from where? Actually, if you think about it, I probably would like it because it's entertaining. It wouldn't be like, it'd be like bouncy and like nervousness. It'd be actually like a ride at the amusement park. You get two for one. You wouldn't like it. Can you Bing or Google any Ryanair plane crashes in recent memory? I can. Yeah, we'll get asked. That's good. I don't know why you go to Bing. You're such an idiot when you go to Bing. I bet you less than 1% of our listeners Bing it. Okay, ashka, I don't know why you go to Bing.

Speaker 1 11:45

You're such an idiot when you go to Bing, I don't know I bet you less than 1% of our listeners Bing it. I don't give a shit, you just go to Bing it because you look up.

Speaker 1 11:53

I know why. Because that way no one can look up the hit. Because if you were looking up stuff at home that was naughty and then your wife, a fun policeman, could look up your search history, she's going to look at Google. And now you've got Bing so you can hide your search history. But the thing is the funny thing is you delete it. No, my wife has got the same computer as I do, or similar to it, so she, she bings it. She bings it too. I think Bing is. I don't know why you're holding on. What do you mean? Why am I holding on? I don't? Because your whole household is hey Google, hey Google, but now you're ripping on Google. You don't say hey Bing, but you, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, weird, okay, milwaukee, as you wear an old Milwaukee hat I like. No, I was talking to the tools. Oh, you, I was talking to the tools.

Speaker 2 12:42

Oh, you got an old Milwaukee hat. You bought me this hat. Thank you, I did buy that for you.

Speaker 1 12:44

I know I almost bought you a hat, but I didn't like the color so I didn't get you one. I was going to get you another one and then I almost bought us some new 70s shades. I might buy them. Actually I have them in my cart. What do you call that cart? The Amazon cart? Some new shades that are pretty sweet. I had mine on the other day.

Speaker 2 13:03

Because I lost mine. I don't know that.

Speaker 1 13:04

I was wearing mine. They had some fancy ones for like $120. There were 70 shades that they were polarized For $120. Yeah, they were pretty nice, oh, polarized. That's why you don't wear them that often. Yeah, ryanair has experienced a few incidences, but none have resulted in major crashes. Oh, that's good. One notable incident was Ryanair Flight 4102 in 2008, which suffered multiple bird strikes oh, you can't help that. You can't do nothing about that While landing in Rome. Unfortunately, there were no fatalities, though some passengers and crew were sustained minor injuries.

Speaker 1 13:42

How do you get minor injuries on an airplane? You just get bumps. You know that's what if it drops a lot?

Speaker 2 13:47

Don't you have your seatbelt?

Speaker 1 13:48

on? Well, not if it's a bird strike and you don't realize it's happening. You take your seatbelt off when you're on the airplane. I never have my seatbelt on. Won't they make you put it on? I never take it off. Why would I take it cinched?

Speaker 3 14:03

tight.

Speaker 1 14:03

Well, actually I kind of wish they had, like you know, on the roller coaster where it came over your shoulders. I wish they had that. My son got pulled over the other day Again. I mean again, how many times did he get pulled over? He's only been pulled over once. Oh, on his truck. No, he's in my truck, oh and driving on a vehicle.

Speaker 2 14:25

But I'm talking about by the.

Speaker 1 14:26

You're talking about by a police, by a state trooper, uh-oh. How'd that go. Do you have a seatbelt on? No seatbelt, do they have what? That's why you get pulled over, for why was he wearing a seatbelt? I don't know if he got a ticket, though Wait a second. I don't know if I don't want to be getting tickets at all. Why did he get pulled over? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt? Yeah, did he tell me he had his lap belt on. I don't have it, I don't know.

Speaker 2 15:01

Well, he was nervous because he gets pulled over by the he didn't care, he's like whatever, why would he not wear his seatbelt?

Speaker 1 15:06

It's a law. I don't know we're leaving the house this morning or to come over here Because he thinks we're up north and you're going back and forth, just leaving to come over here. I was likebelt tickets in one day you did. Yeah, why? Because I didn't wear a seatbelt, but they first passed the law. Well, we never used to wear it Well they first passed the law. Yeah, I'm like.

Speaker 2 15:33

Remember they were like it's so uncomfortable I'm not wearing this thing Because we didn't want to be told what to do.

Speaker 1 15:38

Yeah, and I still don't, but I wear it all the time. It's not even bad, I'm used to it. I know I'm not big into it. Actually, I've been wearing it because I only got five miles of work, or not five, five minutes, I get one and a half miles, it's 30 miles an hour the whole way. The cops wave at me and I'm like wave at them Because we always got a thing going, but you drive 30 miles.

Speaker 1 16:01

was going to say, but 90% of it became a habit where I just put it on. It's not like it's uncomfortable it is, it is not.

Speaker 2 16:08

I don't like it, you're just being that guy. No, I don't.

Speaker 1 16:10

Remember my dad's old car, the 89 Cougar, where it actually was automatic.

Speaker 2 16:15

You had no choice.

Speaker 1 16:16

Yeah, it came out the door, you could snap it no one ever did, but it always beeped at you yeah.

Speaker 2 16:22

Yeah.

Speaker 1 16:22

No, it's like the Bretas Bretas back in the day did that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway. So what happened? He got held in jail. I don't think he, I don't know. Is he doing a hard time? Does he have a court date? I don't know, I don't think I shades on my head. I got my headphones on, but I do like that hat. You know that hat too much, though, because now I can't wear mine. Oh, I haven't worn it, I got a new hat, I know.

Speaker 1 16:50

But you wore that every time. I see you have that. No, not. Last week when we went to the stanchion, I had a? Um, I got another new hat. What'd you get? Now, it was a usa uh hockey hat. Oh, I didn't see it. Yeah, I don't know, I didn't pay attention to it. Yeah, remember when the lady asked me how I was married. That was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 17:09

And you remember what we spent? How much did we lose in poll tabs that night? $1,000. And guess what we won? The next night you polled it it was $1,299. $1,300. No, $1.88, I think.

Speaker 2 17:21

Was it $12.99? No, it was $12.99.

Speaker 1 17:23

$12.99. And you know what I won on Thursday night for $50 in. I'll tell you, Go ahead. So I put $50 in. I told she was crabby. Wait a second. That was the night that we were supposed to get together and podcast and you said you had to go to your aunt's house.

Speaker 1 17:37

We did. I'm not cooking tonight, it's already 830. So we stopped in a local pizza place and ordered some pizza to bring home, because I want to watch the wild hockey too. And so I say I think I'm going to do some tabs. So I went out and talked to the lady. She was crabby, so I'm like there was a $5 bucket and it was unposted and it was full. So I'm like, and she's like I don't know, people played it yesterday. I'm like, all right, which one's good, would you say? I don't know, I go. Well, if you had to play, what would you play? You don't always throw back at them. I'm like listen, I want to tip you, I want to make you some money here, right? So my best chance of making you money and tipping you is what box? Right? And so she told me so I put $50 in and I bought a $2 box and I pulled $38. Went back, put it all back in, came back, pulled $30. Went back and I'm like alright, here's the deal I'm going to win on this next one I'm going to win $250. When I win $250, I'm going to come back and put $100 in the father box and we're going to all celebrate.

Speaker 1 18:48

Then she started warming up a little bit, she started getting a little bit nicer. So then I come back and the first one I pulled because I said it needed a fish, it was a Minnesota one, I need a fish. And I just barely peeled it. And there was a Minnesota one, I need a fish. And I just barely peeled it and it was a fish and I showed Nags. I'm like hey, look at that, that's at least a 200. And it was 200. And then I won a 12, so I had 212 or 215 or 220 or something. So then I'm like you know what I said? I was going to do 250. I only won 212. I'm just going to cut my losses. I gave her a tip of $20 or whatever, and then I kept my $200, so I won $150. Yeah, and I quit. Yeah, paid for dinner. It pays for dinner. Well, I never use it and I got cash in my wallet. Oh, it was great. I'm like this game is getting easy it is getting easy, except for those single tab ones.

Speaker 3 19:40

Never, again, never again.

Speaker 2 19:41

Never again, I've never done two hard good chances.

Speaker 1 19:44

I've given it a couple of good times, I'm done. Never again, yep, never again. It doesn't work. I knew we were going to win. The other night, on Sunday night, when we went and pulled that tour, we had to. I knew we were going to, we had to. It was like my second one. I, and everyone says not you so much, but other people go when there's multiple lines. I hate when they're like, well, that's only $26. Oh, I didn't say that.

Speaker 2 20:07

I never said that.

Speaker 1 20:08

No, you didn't. But other people are like, well, that ain't no good. How do you know? I think that was Fun Police that said that. How do you know that? Because I think she's gotten them before. No, maybe it was Nags, Because sometimes it. Sometimes it is a $20-something dollar wallet. It's a whole bunch of twos Right, two, two, two, two, two. But this one wasn't I didn't even look at it.

Speaker 1 20:25

I was so excited I didn't even see, I don't even know what it was, because it was $1,299. So it had to have $200, $200. So, we lost $1,000 in one night, yeah, and then. Well, it's a lesson for all you young kids for gambling, don't give up, don't quit, just put more money. I was ready to go deep, deep on that night and I thought better of it. I know I was too.

Speaker 2 20:55

I was ready to go back to the ATM, there was $16,000 or $17,000 in winners in there.

Speaker 1 20:59

But there's a lot of tickets. Don't ever play those single little pull tabs, the little ones I mean you've got to spend some money to win those. I mean we could have been in 10 grand, but we could have. We could have won 17. I know, but I wish we would have stopped. You know what? Hey, it's a lesson. It's a lesson.

Speaker 2 21:18

Now we know. Now we know I've given it two good tries. Yeah, I did too Recently.

Speaker 1 21:22

Yeah, I mean we did it on the bus. We did it on the bus and then we also did it on the ice fishing trip. We did the episode at the bar. I did it with that local. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my ass that night too.

Speaker 2 21:35

Oh, I lost my ass that night.

Speaker 1 21:36

Yeah, yeah, so I'm done.

Speaker 2 21:37

He ended up winning. Because he can't play.

Speaker 1 21:41

I kept playing too, oh, but he no. I played for probably longer than everybody else. I lost a lot of money that night. I did too. Yeah, we just got to be smart about it. Keep playing. There was a lot of drinks that night. Just keep playing. My kids want to go back there, I know. I want to go to Meltona too.

Speaker 2 21:58

Yeah, they want to go back, they would welcome us.

Speaker 1 22:01

Let's go. They'd welcome us with open arms. I believe they would. But we got to try to do a little bit. Let's just go fishing in the morning. We kind of did a little more drinking that weekend than we did fishing.

Speaker 1 22:12

Let's do fishing in the morning until like 9, 10 o'clock. Let's go to the bar from 10 to like 3. And then 3, we'll go do the night bite until like the dark, and then after we'll go do the night bite until like the dark, and then after dark, then we'll come back to the park. Because it's like when we went braider. My kids are telling me that that's actually where the record walleye came out of that lake. I'm in From Minnesota. Let's go. Yeah, it was like 35 and some inches. Oh, really, yeah, I did not know that. I don't know that for sure, but that's what my kids were talking about. I don't know. You might want to Bing that. Well, I will Bing that, but I'm not going to do it right now. Oh my God, I got so much to say. Well, you know what, Before we do that, let's go make a quick cocktail. Yeah, there's a possibility we might throw a game show out. Possibly, If we don't do it this time, we'll do it next time, but we're going to see what works out.

Speaker 1 23:12

I have a couple of dramatic readings too. If we get time A couple, Well, we'll just do one. Are they good ones? I don't think. Well, this one is not, it's not like. I guess maybe I should get more controversial ones instead of Either they get controversial or completely absurd. I think a lot of mine are turned into like parents, like just like doing the work for the kids, yeah, and that's kind of I don't know, maybe that doesn't drive other people. Nuts, like it drives me. Nuts oh it drives, I'm sure it does, but it's kind of I don't know, maybe that doesn't drive other people. Nuts, like it drives me. Nuts, oh it drives, I'm sure it does. But it's just like, why wouldn't? Why wouldn't?

Speaker 2 23:50

okay, whatever it is, what it is oh.

Speaker 1 23:52

Jager just put a Jager's up in Fargo. Just sent a message on the old Brandy's and BS site. We'll be commenting and reposting. Think we need a Brandy's and BS P. We'll be commenting and reposting. I think we need a Brandy's and BS podcast episode of Sigma Chi. All right, let's get her done. Let's go, dick, we're going to take two minutes and go make some new Brandy's. We'll be right back guys. All right, we're back. Hey, I do a quick little shout-out to Buzzsprout. Hey, if you guys want to try your own podcast, go get on Buzzsprout. All the stuff they have there is amazing the stats. They have all this AI stuff in there incorporated. Now, if you want to get into that, they have little segments. They kind of do for you, like for social media. They have monetization. They have everything you need to do when you get into your podcast stuff. They have all the stuff there. But the most cool shit is the stats. You got to go. Look at this. How do we have 1% of our listeners in Ukraine? I don't know. Stop that war please.

Speaker 2 25:13

Well, they agree, they don't want to have the war.

Speaker 1 25:16

Welcome to Ukraine. I'm glad they're listening over there. Maybe there's just something to do while you're hanging out in the trench.

Speaker 1 25:21

Japan is 1%. France is 1%. We've got a couple listeners in Australia and Singapore. Yeah, obviously 93% of the United States. Well, it's a majority. It is yeah, but yeah, no, they're coming from all over the place. So, hey, welcome you guys if you guys are first-time listeners, and I hope you guys keep listening. But if you guys want to start your own podcast, go to Buzzsprout and mention Eddie and Jay and Brains and BS, yep, so anyways.

Speaker 1 25:51

So out of the break. I'm just going to quick. I know we're not an all sports radio or podcast, but I just want to just mention a couple things. We're a potpourri. We're a potpourri, so Vikings, lions, and we'll just go with Vikings and Lions fans, which we kind of were. I'm never watching the Vikings, ever again. I'm just going to leave it there. I think you said that, like every year, I'm never watching the Vikings. You say that every year. How can you go that far? 14 and whatever. Three, two, three, three. And then he blew it. It's just terrible. Oh, I guess it would be 14 and two actually going into it.

Speaker 1 26:29

Yeah 14 and two and they lost the one in the line. But it's almost worse for the Lions because they were the number one rated team, I think, in the league and they lost their very first round, right, so it's actually it's like even worse for them. Yeah, I know, I mean both teams were used to it, but they actually had a good team. And then I was really kind of rooting for the Bills. I was too. Yeah, but they kind of got screwed by the refs.

Speaker 2 26:52

I hear in my home.

Speaker 1 26:53

There was a little bit there. Yeah, I like the Bills, I mean whatever. It's just so stupid. I don't even know if I'm ever going to watch a game ever again. If the Vikings make the playoffs, I'll watch them, but I don't think I'm going to spend a second watching them anymore. I gave it my all this year. Why do I care more than that team? You're going to go like Timberwolves on it.

Speaker 1 27:12

Yeah, I'll watch the Timberwolves, my dad and I watched the Timberwolves playoffs and we were into it and we don't even watch that run. Right, that was exciting, right exactly. They were good. I know it was kind of like the links in the finals I watched the fight, not the, not the playoff, the finals right, the finals.

Speaker 1 27:31

I'm not really thinking that because they cheated at the end. It's sparse, they cheated. Remember it was a fall? Yeah, it's, they suck. Yeah, I'm not a big, we're both. We can't both take a drink at the same time. Get to there, but I was at the same time Get dead air. So the Wild we're up and down. Up and down. Wild's good and Capriza's out For four weeks. They're like the number two team in the league or in our Western Conference Finals. Look it up, bang it. They might be three now, but Capriza's out for four weeks. He's getting surgery. That's fine. We just won like three in a row without him, which is fine. Did I tell you he went to the Wild Game a couple Thursdays ago? Yeah, you did. No, last Thursday.

Speaker 2 28:13

I don't think you told the audience, but I knew about it, I went two times.

Speaker 1 28:16

So two times ago I went and we played Pole Tabs at the bar and we won 480. And then, last time I went, I got introduced to my favorite player's parents, number seven. Who, number seven? Come on, you don't know his name. Come on, his parents.

Speaker 2 28:39

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you were talking about that, you went out to Brock Faber.

Speaker 1 28:43

Yeah, you went out and actually yeah we sat with him at the pregame at the par and the mom and dad were awesome. They were so much fun. They're so nice, so I'll give a shout out to them. I told him I had a podcast I might mention to him. I'm sure he's listening now, but super, that starts getting out to the rest of the world?

Speaker 3 29:02

Oh, it probably will.

Speaker 1 29:04

They're great, they're awesome. He was so funny. His dad oh yeah, he's a good person. He looked like a younger version of your father-in-law. I kept looking at him like, oh my God, that's your father-in-law, I'm not kidding you. I almost took a picture of him you should have. I wanted, but I was like you could just want a little selfie. Hey, do you mind if I do a selfie?

Speaker 2 29:24

with you.

Speaker 1 29:24

And then this other guy that was there I'm not going to say his name on the air, but he played for the Gopher hockey team and now his son plays for the Gophers, or did play for the Gophers. He's going to be NHL soon, kind of a good player, and this guy was a good player and he looked like we're fifth, by the the way, in the nfl central division. I said, oh, yeah, that's terrible with all our injuries. Yeah, it's real terrible. But uh, uh, I'm like I know this, he goes. Have we met before? And I'm like I thought the same thing.

Speaker 1 29:54

It's like one of those times you ever meet someone. You're like, god damn, he looks familiar. And he's like you look familiar. And I'm like, no, you look familiar at any rate, I don't think we've known each other, I don't think we've ever met, but he had a guess what he had on his hat? I don't know if I'd be friends with you guys, because he goes, why not? He goes? I said, well, look at the hat you're wearing. It was a cake eater's hat For our listeners that don't know. It's the fancy town in Minneapolis, it's the rich people.

Speaker 1 30:24

Well, you're kind of like the cake eater of the North, aren't you? Isn't that what they call this place? No, that's where you live. So Mabel Grove is the cake eater of the North. Rogers is the Mabel Grove of the North. St Michael is the cake eater of the North. I'm pretty sure that.

Speaker 1 30:40

Elk River is the— no where city makes country sure that Elk River is the no, we're city makes country no. Yes, go look at our sign. I'll take you on a tour of the town. We have an old Main Street. We're just old country. No, you're not. You guys are the sprawling, you guys all your hockey.

Speaker 1 30:58

Parents buy brand new Suburbs when their kid makes the A-team. I still gotta drive to the town to get to the hardware store. Did you hear that? Yeah, I did hear that. I mean, I didn't mean the suburb. They buy Escalades. They pay $1,200 a month because their kid made the double aid team so they look cool and they show up at the parking lot at the ice arena.

Speaker 2 31:19

I'm pretty sure that I know people in your town that do that too.

Speaker 1 31:25

I've been to plenty of your guys' games for your kids. The women are like decked out to the T.

Speaker 2 31:28

I mean they have like it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 31:31

I mean, I've seen it in our town too, they're having fun. No, it's not. It's a thing, there's a thing for that.

Speaker 2 31:38

I don't get it, I know they're one-up everybody. I don't get it.

Speaker 1 31:42

I wear goddamn sweats and choppers. You do wear your choppers, I do wear choppers. I don't know why you need choppers. It's not that cold. My hands are weak. They're strong, but they're weak. Temperature-wise, strength-wise, they're fine, but temperature they're weak, they're wimpy. Is that one and the same? No, no, alright. I think that might be something that we could actually put up there. Is it strength? Is it really strength if your hands are warm or cold? I don't think it is. I think it's strength.

Speaker 1 32:24

I'm not going to get into my medical history, but a neurologist had me squeezes, like like to check my strength and, uh, the last time he had record of it was in 2018 and he's like god, he went up a point like your hand strength, yeah, like went to like 35 to 36, whatever that was. You squeeze this thing and I'm like you know what I said to him? I go, did I break it? He chuckled, he chuckled a little bit. He chuckled. Oh, oh, sidetracked. I got so much shit to say. Why is the dog going crazy? Somebody's here? You remember what I was telling you about All you avid listeners? I was ripping on my eye doctor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I take it all back.

Speaker 2 33:09

He bought new shoes, all those good people.

Speaker 1 33:10

He bought new shoes and I have no more fluid on my retina. Do you think he looked you up and saw you had a podcast? I think so, and he was listening to it. He was actually funny, he was relaxed and nice and he's like he's a joker. He didn't ask you what to do, no, and he's like great news your fluid on your retina is gone. It worked. So wait, can you see it right now? No, I said I still can't see, Because when I did the letters on the thing I said I can't even read with my left eye Unless they give me the one that has the polka dots in it. Honest, with you, I feel very uncomfortable. When I drive with you at night. I can't see my left eye and he goes. Well, that's because the damage is done. The damage is done. I mean, it makes sense Really.

Speaker 2 33:54

But he had new shoes and he was actually friendly. What kind of shoes Were they? Like Nikes, or were they like orthotics?

Speaker 1 33:57

No, they were like the brown dress shoes that are kind of sporty and nice. I was actually impressed, like Men's Warehouse kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were nice. I think he must have listened. Tassels it was the last straw. Did he have tassels? I don't know what that means, little tassels on them. Well, I know what tassels are, but I don't know if you can get tassels on your shoes. Well, some people do. Why would you do that? I don't know. Is that like friendship pins? I don't know. You remember that that was before your time. No, no, yeah, I don't know. It was before tight rolling your jeans. It was friendship pins on your laces, on your tennis shoes, tena shoes yeah, I don't know. That was like in the 80s.

Speaker 1 34:37

We tight rolled our jeans, Because it was like a safety pin and then you put beads on it and then you put it to your shoelace, Okay, but I was a wrestler in junior high, in high school, so I actually we had pins everywhere that has no relevance on my story at all.

Speaker 1 34:53

We had pins everywhere, not pins like you would get a medal for doing a good job at wrestling. It was on your goddamn shoes, you jackass. Oh, you get like a baby pin. Every time you, the girls, the cheerleaders would always give you a baby. You know what's funny? It was the manager. The managers in wrestling was always a girl and she'd always give you pins when you pin somebody.

Speaker 2 35:16

You get like baby pins. You say pins weird.

Speaker 1 35:18

Pins yeah.

Speaker 2 35:19

What do?

Speaker 1 35:19

you mean, I'm not making fun of people that have lisps, but you almost are saying pins with a lisp, no shit. That's pretty impressive actually.

Speaker 2 35:27

That is pretty good, do I?

Speaker 1 35:28

really, it's usually a lisp. When you have a lisp, A lisp, but I'm not making fun of it, because some people can't help it.

Speaker 2 35:35

Pin.

Speaker 1 35:36

Pin, no, pin, pin, pin, pin, no, pin, Pin, pin Pin. Okay, p-i-n. Pin Pin. You weren't around in the early. Well, yeah, you were, but you were just like a little. You were knee-high. I'm not that much younger than you. Oh, you know what we talked about with the. You know who Faber's dad was really good at. He's a really good Little House on the Prairie's knowledge.

Speaker 2 36:03

Like trivia.

Speaker 1 36:04

Yeah, oh yeah, we had a good talk about the old Little House on the Prairie, walnut Grove. He was talking about the town. What was the name of the town that they would always go to, not Walnut Grove, if they had to make a trek. What was the town called? It's a current town today. Oh, it's initials S-E, s-e, s-e. I don't remember S-E. They went to Sleepy.

Speaker 2 36:30

Eye. I did not know that.

Speaker 1 36:31

I'm pretty good at Laura and Mary and Charles. And what's the mom's name? Ingles. What was the mom's name? Ingles was the last name. She was kind of hot. The mom was kind of hot.

Speaker 2 36:43

Mary, no Mary's a sister that's a blind one.

Speaker 1 36:45

Yeah, but she got her sight back. No, she didn't. Yeah, because she married the guy. They both were blind. They were both C, then they both went blind and then Mary got her sight back. Somehow. That don't make sense. You can't get your sight back, bing it. She did get her say back, but she opened her eyes. They were glued shut. She opened her eyes. I'm going to look at that for a bit. I don't know. But no, it was funny because we got into the. I was like I almost asked him to be a guest on our cast. You should have.

Speaker 2 37:17

He knows a lot of people Did.

Speaker 1 37:19

Mary from After the next break. What do we have for time? We gotta get going soon. Where are we going? Oh, I gotta tell you that what's Co-Pilot mean that's the AI Does not regain her sight after going blind. Her blindness is a significant part of her character's story throughout the series. Well then, what Did her husband get his blind? No, yeah, her husband did. No, he didn't. You don't get your sight back, bing it. One of them got their sight. Did Mary's husband get his sight back? One of them got their sight back? I swear to God, if not, then I don't know what the hell I was watching. Maybe I was watching Little House on the something else, little House on the City. Her four husband Oops, no, mary's husband. Did her husband get her husband?

Speaker 2 38:18

Well, does it know what I'm talking?

Speaker 1 38:20

about Little House on the Prairie. Well, it's a conversation. Yeah, Adam. Yeah, Kenna Does regain his sight.

Speaker 2 38:28

Oh shit, oh my. God, I'm awesome, no way.

Speaker 1 38:31

Yes, I knew it. I thought you hated Bing. There's nothing to it. Big, the big is slow. You're a big, big martin, they always despite I am adam regaining his sight. Mary remains blind throughout the series. Yes, huh. How do you get regain your sight? I think he ate like this happened after an accident. He goes to pursue his dreams of becoming a lawyer yes, yep, he did yep, yep.

Speaker 1 38:58

How many years was Little House on? Where did this Little House come from? Are you a fan? It's a true story. Did you watch? No, you and Faber's dad. Yeah, faber, faber, brock, faber, yeah, yeah we're big fans Really. Oh, it was a great show.

Speaker 1 39:13

She was mean, but she was kind of saucy. Her parents owned the store the Merchantile, mercantile, merchantile. What is it Mercantile? No, mercantile, because it was a drugstore also. Well, it's a Mercantile. Why don't you think that? Why don't you think Mercantile? This is great as sure. Oh, my God, I told you I should have had favors. I almost got his number. I didn't want to like, I didn't want to be like, because he's kind of, would he be kind of a celebrity, offshoot his kids. A celebrity, right?

Speaker 2 39:49

he's not I mean, it's why I know, but he was, he was a professional athlete put it this way he would he'd be into this podcast.

Speaker 1 39:57

He's one like a Laker. He's good people and the guy that introduced us I'm not going to say his name in here either, but great people as well. They're all good people, so it was good. Okay, yeah, okay, oh, I got to do before we're taking the next break. I want to do a shout out Because I know we did a shout out to Buzz Bro. I want to do a shout out Because I know we did a shout out to Buzzsprout. I want to do a shout out to Garage Door Guy. All right, first of all, I think I put a link to his website on our last.

Speaker 2 40:27

Yes.

Speaker 1 40:28

And you know what, and thanks to Red, he fixed his site because he didn't have those other social media sites. He had one and he was fixing it and he appreciated it and he wanted to do a shout out back and said thank you. And he's an avid listener and he's been a contributor and he's been a guest the last time or two times ago, or was it the last time Last time?

Speaker 2 40:48

Yeah, he was on last time.

Speaker 1 40:50

So I wanted to show out to him and his lovely bride, who's actually I'm not going to say her name on here, but any day they're gonna have a little baby. Wait a second, really. Yeah, it could be, I bet tomorrow. I just oh, really, but it could be. It's gonna be within the if not today, it'd be within the next week and a half. Mac max, she's like ready to go. So we need to get our brains and bs baby gear. That's what I said. I told him. We have not introduced that yet, have we.

Speaker 1 41:22

No, we should get onesies, yeah, onesies, brandy's and BS.

Speaker 2 41:26

And blankets, but you know what Little baby blankets.

Speaker 1 41:28

But then I thought about it, and I don't want to underscore East Coast. West Coast, yeah, he had a baby not too long ago, so I want to do a show to West Coast. We'll see, there we go. They already had theirs. Well, how come we didn't? I forgot to put that on the air. We should have, and I apologize, we should have added the baby attire then, before that, we'll get it on the line.

Speaker 2 41:51

It's coming on the line.

Speaker 1 41:52

It's the season to have some babies, it's nine months from now, so that would have been last. I know we might have one too coming in nine months after today.

Speaker 3 42:05

Oh shit Is that on the air In your household? Is that on the air?

Speaker 1 42:09

What happened today? I was just joking. It was a good morning. No, oh, my God, erase that, erase that. Rewind and erase that. It was a good morning, attaboy. Okay, proud of you. Let's take a. Oh, what does that say? A TV? Oh, we got one more topic that we're going to get to. Should we take a break Because I got to pee? Yeah, we can take a quick break and then I'm going to talk about these. It's the last section. It's about um. I want to talk to you about um, your opinion. I want to ask you your thoughts about. All right, keep it, keep it. You can throw a teaser out there. Go ahead, the um, so um, I can't remember, but I want to touch on it again because I got lots of questions about their advertisements on the TV or the radio. We've talked about this, yep.

Speaker 1 43:10

But I want to bring it up again and I'll put it on the air I don't think we've talked about it in the air and I want to ask your thoughts on it and I want to see what your reaction is, and we'll just talk about it. You go, pee, I'll make some brandies and we'll come back and hit it again. Alright, sounds good. I still haven't came up with the words yet on that. That's not a to-do list. You don't have to, because you're going to get AI. No, travis Kelsey is a girl who'll do it. Oh, swift.

Speaker 2 43:52

Swift, there you go. Yeah, no, she's Swift.

Speaker 1 43:54

She responded back to me, but I think we're fighting right now, so we'll work on that later. Yeah, I said some things about the her husband's team, and I can't I apologize. I was wrong, so whatever though, but were you? Yeah, I don't know. I hope they went three in a row, even though I don't, but okay, hey, you know what I do I over the, over the eagles. I actually do hope they win. Yeah, because the fans of eagles were jerks to the Vikings fans. Yeah, eagles suck. Yeah, they're actually good players, though. They are good players, but I'd rather see him three-peat it than the Eagles do it.

Speaker 1 44:27

So yeah, so anyways, you know how you always do a shout-out when we come back from break to like Buzzsprout. I'm going to do a shout-out to one of our favorite listeners. Shout out to one of our one of our favorite listeners, yeah, go ahead. Just, I'm not gonna say his first name, but he, he's a bartender dude at, uh, a local establishment, and guess what tonight is? He's got a band playing tonight.

Speaker 2 44:49

We're actually gonna head over, is it?

Speaker 1 44:50

the barbecue place. Right? Yeah, I love that place. Yeah, he's great he's. He actually commented on our uh new social uh posts and he's commented on. I just want to give a shout-out to everybody that he's playing tonight downtown Anoka, minnesota, at the Logo Establishment Serums, home of the Tornadoes. Home of the Tornadoes in the Halloween capital of the world.

Speaker 1 45:13

I think, that's actually not the hell. I think that somebody else took it over. No, they're the capital, and the name of the band that he's in is Bad Bromance. Bad Bromance Set to play at 9 pm tonight and we will be going down there and attending. So thank you to the lead singer of Bad Bromance and we're looking forward to seeing you play tonight.

Speaker 1 45:34

He's got some good pipes. When I say pipes, vocal cords, I knew I had to have seen him there, because I go yeah, I go to that local establishment. Oh, yeah, he's been here once in a while. He's a he's a big fan of brandy's and bs big fan. He wants to get on because he wants to talk barbecue as well. Oh, I'd love to do that. I love talking cooking. You know I actually we should get him in. Uh, um, what's the old bartender from the movie theater? We gotta got to get those two together. Oh, chris, no, what was the car? It was a car, eleanor, eleanor. Yeah, I haven't seen her. I haven't heard from her, but you know what? I've been to the Legion up there because she works there on like Friday or Saturday night.

Speaker 1 46:13

Apparently, I've been there a few times, they're not doing our beanbag league again. Oh, really, well, I don't know, we haven't been invited because we're champions. They actually canceled, canceled, maybe, I don't know. You should talk to Eleanor. I haven't seen her. Well, she could put another one. I go up to the establishment a lot, eleanor, being that you're a listener and you're an avid listener, you could post this on all the social media that we have going on now.

Speaker 1 46:37

Oh yeah, yeah, well we're in the pod in the face space. Yep, exactly. So thanks for the. Let me do that Shout out to bad bromance, bad bromance. But I want to talk about hey, wait, are they on like Apple downloads? Do they have any music like downloadable? I don't know. Well, that's a good question. I don't know.

Speaker 2 46:58

We'll find out.

Speaker 1 46:58

You should know all that before you start bringing them up. They got a Facebook page so maybe on there they'd find it. I'm sure they have links All right, check them out. We got Nags joined the show. We're going to play a game here at the end of this episode or at the end of this segment. But before we get in that game, first of all, welcome Megs.

Speaker 3 47:19

Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 47:20

Wow, she's not nervous, now it's been a while it's been a long time.

Speaker 2 47:23

It's been a while since you've been on the air.

Speaker 1 47:25

Wow, that's pretty solid. Say that again.

Speaker 3 47:29

Say what.

Speaker 1 47:30

It's like reminding me of my cousins Penny, Logan and.

Speaker 2 47:34

Eddie Logan.

Speaker 3 47:35

That was different. She's got the voice. But now she's got the voice, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 47:42

I know, eddie, you should make me deeper, make my voice deeper wait a second.

Speaker 1 47:44

That was sexual. Yeah, oh, you want, she want that, you want that that did you say eddie, go deeper yeah, what the hell's happening I thought this was a family show. Ah, fun please. Oh yeah, that's right. You know what I can't? I can't do that, I just go deeper so you know, I turn no deeper. No, I turn your volume way up. Oh make her voice deeper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 48:03

No I turn your volume way up so that it's not very deep. No wonder why. So you sound like that? Because I'm usually a guy from the Oak Ridge Boys that says umpapa, umpapa, mao, mao, right, I'm just kidding, I don't do that. Actually, I think I turned yours as deep as I can.

Speaker 2 48:21

I'm a soprano, or is it?

Speaker 1 48:23

alto. Is it alto? I don't remember. Do you know what the hell? Is it alto? Do re ve mi la la, so la de. I think it'd be a soprano. Soprano is like the high-pitched one.

Speaker 3 48:33

Give him a few cocktails and he sounds like Dino.

Speaker 1 48:36

He does Dino Cicerelli. I get louder, my volume goes up, my tone doesn't change, but your tone changes. Your tone goes way up it does, and your hearing goes down. My hearing goes down and your tone. Well, maybe that's because you scream so loud that my hearing has gotten bad. I'll work on that Over the years, hey, hey, because your tone is like too high pitched. I know I get excited. You've wrecked my hearing. Now my hearing is like You're right, it's probably a cause and effect thing going on here. Yeah right, I'm sorry, I probably gotta look in the mirror. I'm blaming my bad hearing on you.

Speaker 1 49:16

Anyways, so there's one topic that there's a lot, a lot. We're gonna get one more topic and then we're gonna get to this, possibly this game show. But one topic I was gonna bring up to you was um, have you been listening? So I know in the past they used to have like advertisements periodically for um, like uh, pharmaceuticals, like medicines, or like you take like this for that, and it's like now on the TV. It's like every other commercial is like. So, for example, I tell Nexil all the time. There's one commercial, I think it's for Ozempic. It's not Ozempic, it's a competitor of Ozempic. Yeah, commercial. I think it's for Ozempic. It's not Ozempic, it's a competitor of Ozempic. It's an A1C People that have diabetes or high blood pressure. The guy's working on a car with the hood up and everyone's walking down the street. God knows why they're walking down the street. He hands his tools to his son and he joins the walk and they walk Insane. Why are they walking down the street?

Speaker 2 50:21

What does it have to do with it.

Speaker 1 50:22

These ads are getting ridiculous. The other one that drove me nuts was the same company. They're at an office and they're all doing a line dance singing, because we all have time at office to do this line dance. Is this an American?

Speaker 2 50:35

thing Is this all over the world?

Speaker 1 50:39

The commercial was, the guy was trying to make a copy in the copy machine but it wouldn't work. And then the lady comes over and she's like it's unplugged. And she plugged in it and they're like, oh, it's unplugged. Who unplugs a printer?

Speaker 2 50:52

in an office Name one person who's?

Speaker 1 50:54

ever unplugged a printer in their life? Nobody touches those things. But I printer, nobody touches those, it's just and. But I'm like I was thinking it was like for something like uh, people that were slow, like you, need to take this medicine. Be smart, because who unplugs a printer, especially a community printer? I, I agree with you, there is so many. Why were there so many drugs out there now and then? I swear to god the, the, the side effects of these drugs are worse than the drugs themselves.

Speaker 2 51:21

Right.

Speaker 1 51:22

It's like, oh hey, take this and you'll get a heart attack. Yeah, it's like, you take this drug, I mean it might fix it, but you might die. Right, and you had one. You had one that you were telling me about. I was bitching about it. I'm not going to say the name of that drug. Well, why not bitching about it? I'm not going to say the name of the drug.

Speaker 3 51:40

Well, why not? Well, because I don't know what I was trying to figure out. Was I feel like Big Pharma coming after you?

Speaker 1 51:44

What I figured, out about this drug right is it was for some kind of kidney damage, Really. Yeah, it was for kidney. When you were telling me about it, I had no, I would never have guessed that it was a kidney damage. It was a kidney damage. It was a kidney drug. What Can we just listen to part of this. We're jumping in the middle of the commercial right. We're going to listen to part of this. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 52:07

All right. Urine and bacterial infection between the anus and genitals. Both would make them fatal, severe allergic reactions. You know what's funny? The anus and genitals.

Speaker 1 52:15

I hit right in the middle of heart, right there, wait a second Question. Yes, didn't you say it was for a? What Kidney Kidneys? But the commercial said that between the anal and the genitals. I'm going to rewind this a little bit.

Speaker 3 52:27

First, I'm going to rewind this a little bit Maybe I don't know where the kidney is. Where's the kidney located?

Speaker 1 52:32

We're going to listen a little more to this Hold on. Snakes is pointing at her anus, because there are places you'd like to be Serious.

Speaker 2 52:44

side effects include increased ketones in blood or urine and bacterial infection between the anus and genitals, both which may be fatal. What Serial allergic reactions?

Speaker 1 52:49

dehydration, so you increase infection between or a blood infection. What did he? Say A blood infection. A blood infection between the anal and your genitals. That would be horrible. So you get scabs. But if you keep listening, that's the taint Urinary tract or genital yeast infections and low blood sugar.

Speaker 2 53:08

Stop taking and tell your doctor right away if you have nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, tiredness, rash, swelling, trouble breathing or swallowing. Tell your doctor about lightheadedness, weakness, fever, pain and tenderness. Redness or swelling between the anus and genitals Swelling. Ask your doctor about Farcica today. Farcica.

Speaker 1 53:28

It's swelling between your anus and genitals. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 53:32

They said a bacterial infection between your anus and genitals. Yes, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 53:38

I listened to a few of these Farcica. I'm pretty sure I listened to a few of these Farsiga Fart. It may work for a lot of people. Maybe it helps a lot of people.

Speaker 3 53:46

I'm not going to say that.

Speaker 1 53:48

You're backpelling.

Speaker 3 53:51

There's a lot of people out there.

Speaker 1 53:52

There was another ad I heard at one point that said it can kill you. You may die from it. That's not funny. Or you might, you, you may die from it. That's not funny. Or you might just have a bacterial infection between your anus and genitals. That's because they don't want to get sued? Right, they have to do that for legal reasons, right. But at what point do you just like, hey, you know what? Maybe, if my kidneys are going bad, maybe I should stop drinking.

Speaker 1 54:15

I don't know, if it was for I mean or maybe you should just stick to brandy, because brandy was good for you, yeah, so maybe they should just get farcica in your brandy. No, maybe we should take farcica.

Speaker 2 54:27

I don't know.

Speaker 3 54:29

I have zero desire to take it.

Speaker 1 54:29

Have you had swelling between your anus and your genitals?

Speaker 3 54:32

Well, they had to have somebody who had swelling between their anus and genitals in order for them to figure this out.

Speaker 1 54:40

No, wait, wait. They had to have a lot of people that had swelling here. It's not one.

Speaker 3 54:43

That's like a one-off thing. You go to the doctor, you're like I'm not sure I got a big bulge here.

Speaker 1 54:49

I'm thinking of, like a you sure that wasn't a hernia. Do you think he'd go to the Do?

Speaker 2 54:55

you think he'd go downtown Anoka and go? Dancing at the thing tonight if he had this big, large swelling.

Speaker 1 55:02

You're going too, by the way, where Downtown Anoka.

Speaker 2 55:06

So when you're dancing, go downtown Anoka tonight, yeah.

Speaker 1 55:09

Hey, by the way, maybe we should call Dr Maddie Ice and Penny Loke.

Speaker 2 55:14

Can we get them on live? They might know.

Speaker 1 55:17

I used Boroborogum the other day too, by the way. My stomach was growling, does it? Yeah, but anyways. So when she talks about, when Nags was talking about swelling, it's like what is swelling?

Speaker 3 55:33

It's got to be the area in between.

Speaker 1 55:35

Well, is there a connector there? I don't know, that's the taint. I know, but that taint, but isn't taint skin or is it like inside the taint? I'm guessing it's probably it's bigot.

Speaker 3 55:47

I bet the whole area is swollen.

Speaker 1 55:49

Okay, big taint. I'm just saying there's some of these drugs that I don't think it's. I think that some of these drugs, the side effects are worse than the disease you don't want to take medicine Because they make money off the shit. Why do you think?

Speaker 2 56:03

We're starting to go in a pod. We're not going to go in a pod.

Speaker 1 56:07

I kind of agree with some of that arcasia. I know I really do. Will you bing swelling in a taint? Do you want me to bing it, or should I co-pilot it? Google it, because you're a jackass with your bingy. I'm going to do that. You're the only one that bings it. We've got a lot of feedback from our listeners.

Speaker 2 56:24

You're the only one that bings it.

Speaker 1 56:26

What causes swelling on your taint?

Speaker 3 56:32

Of the taint. Next you're going to pull up an image of it too. Oh, jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 56:35

Injuries Physical impact. Oh wait, wait, wait. Little house on a prairie, the perineum, that's a perineum. No we already talked about the perineum. That's periscosis, that's when your anus sucks it in. Remember Well, swelling of the perineum, commonly referred to as a taint. Yeah, but he said that remember whens and abscesses pelvic floor dysfunction, strained or weakened muscles. Where's the pelvic floor?

Speaker 2 57:07

That's the bottom of it.

Speaker 3 57:08

Is that the taint? No, that's in the side.

Speaker 1 57:12

The side of what I love this Pelvic floor. Nace has had a couple of hip surgeries. She probably knows about all these. You know where the pelvic floor is.

Speaker 3 57:23

The pelvic floor is what you do kegels to like.

Speaker 1 57:26

Isn't that the vagina? Yes, can I say that? So the pelvic floor and the vagina are similes. Yeah, wow, I've learned a lot.

Speaker 2 57:36

I don't know if you're right, I did not know that either.

Speaker 1 57:38

I thought the pelvic floor was a taint, not the actual.

Speaker 3 57:41

I'm going to do a live on the air. No, you want to do Kegels to? Strengthen your pelvic floor.

Speaker 1 57:48

That's floor mat. And then I'm going to go, Dr Matty Ice, and I'm going to do Tone lock. Tone lock, I'm going to say, is the pelvic. Are we texting live on the air? Yeah, we are. I'm going to see how close the floor. Just call them.

Speaker 3 58:05

This is like when the same as the taint you know what we were at the cabin and one of our friends and I didn't know what circumcision was.

Speaker 1 58:19

You didn't Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 3 58:20

Oh, I got a story about that.

Speaker 2 58:21

Wait wait, wait.

Speaker 3 58:23

I know what circumcision is. I have a son, I have a husband, but I and this other person thought the circumcision created the helmet. Like we didn't know that the helmet existed, oh my God didn't know that the helmet, oh my god. So sweet tea and his wife and I were sitting out on the on the deck at north and we're like, no, the helmet is what's created. We had no idea no, jesus are you serious? Yes, wait a minute. Are you serious right now? Yes, yes, this is last year. I just learned Jesus.

Speaker 1 59:05

You're going to have tens of thousands of comments on this one and you know what? Somebody in our immediate circle Grandpa oh, I know what it is now I'm not going to say their name Kind of our immediate circle. Well, somewhat immediate, like offshoot of news, it their grandpa-in-law, who is in his 90s, a grandpa-in-law. Yeah, it's his wife's grandpa is having a circumcision in in his 90s right now wait a minute, who is this?

Speaker 3 59:36

I can't, I will say out the air.

Speaker 1 59:38

Yes, yeah, he's got an infection. Yes, yep, yeah, it's the only reason why you do it 100.

Speaker 1 59:43

That's why I I laughed so hard and we were laughing about it, because, yeah, but that's that's why they do it in the us, is because is, is because people don't us wait a second, mostly. Well, anyway, not in the us, that not in the US. That's why, yeah, that's why they circumcise in the US. Why wouldn't you? Because why would you If it wasn't for it wasn't for, like, maintenance. I think it's for Maintenance and looks. I don't think it's really for looks. You don't want turtle Turtle.

Speaker 2 1:00:12

Well, when it's you want to say, when it's out there, it's out there.

Speaker 1 1:00:16

Yeah, but it's not out there.

Speaker 2 1:00:17

If it's not out there, when it's out there, it's out there. Well, it's out there.

Speaker 1 1:00:20

When it's all out there, right, but when you're not, but that's the thing. It's kind of like. It's kind of like Fun Police when she goes, but it'd be for the guy it'd be. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 1:00:35

No, I don't, oh Jesus.

Speaker 1 1:00:36

I have no idea what you mean. Right now I want to say, but I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sure people are listening to this show that I don't want to get too graphic, but this is a great episode. But this is a no, it's Because she'd be, it's for the guys.

Speaker 3 1:00:52

It's like the rest of the world Nobody in the rest of the world.

Speaker 1 1:00:55

Okay, I don't think it is. I got it. I got it Live on the air. I got a response from Penny Loke oh, the taint is the skin between either the vagina slash balls and the anus. Perineum parentheses. We already know that. Yeah, the pelvic floor is the muscles, et cetera. On the inside, yes, on the inside, yes. So the muscles between the, the perineum control the vag.

Speaker 3 1:01:27

I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:01:28

Is that what you just said? Basically, because you said the Kegels right.

Speaker 3 1:01:31

Well, kegels like you.

Speaker 1 1:01:37

See, this is a good thing, we have a woman on.

Speaker 2 1:01:39

We might as well say this episode for the Fourth of.

Speaker 1 1:01:41

July. This is the Fourth of July one with the doctors, right, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 1:01:51

Well, you know we can call them, we can remote it. They're pretty quick at responding back.

Speaker 1 1:01:55

Wasn't he going to do like a studio in his home, happy to help with the heart?

Speaker 2 1:01:56

on him back.

Speaker 1 1:01:57

Wasn't he going to do like a studio in his home, happy to help with the heart? Is that a heart or a? A heart or a muscle?

Speaker 3 1:02:05

Are we texting on the line right now, so when we were on the deck, I was texting Amy to help.

Speaker 2 1:02:13

That's alright, like hey.

Speaker 3 1:02:15

Amy, I don't understand this. And she was like you are 40-something years old with a child of your own. How do you? Not know that the helmet's not created during circumcision.

Speaker 1 1:02:27

Well, they do it like right away. Right, I mean, they like take the poor kid away and they do it right away. I kind of feel bad for them.

Speaker 3 1:02:33

No, you don't do it because otherwise that's what you think about. What are you going to wait? People are waiting now and doing it in the office.

Speaker 1 1:02:39

No, no, no, either you do it right away.

Speaker 3 1:02:41

Is that how you do it?

Speaker 1 1:02:42

the bat mitzvah. If you're Jewish, you do it. The bat mitzvah, would you have done that? Well, they're both. They're all little, they don't know.

Speaker 3 1:02:49

They don't remember, they're not like 13,.

Speaker 1 1:02:55

You do not do that at 13. No, get the shit out of here. I will. I'm not a big Jewish mind. I am not either I'm kind of Jewish when do Wait, is this bad? Do I say Jewish people or do I say the Jews? No bar mitzvah.

Speaker 3 1:03:12

Just ask when does a bar mitzvah Bar mitzvah is?

Speaker 1 1:03:16

at 13, so that's coming at the age. They don't do it at 13, so that's coming of age. Well, yeah, but they do the. They don't do it at 13.

Speaker 2 1:03:21

They do too. They do not, no, no no, don't they, no way.

Speaker 1 1:03:24

I think so. I think they do the circumcision. Then when do Maybe I'm completely wrong Jewish, the Jews? What did I say? People do it.

Speaker 2 1:03:38

Circumcised Jewish heritage.

Speaker 1 1:03:40

The Jewish people. I feel like I'm doing a bad thing right now, saying a bad thing.

Speaker 3 1:03:51

No, just know you're not trying to offend anyone, you're just trying to.

Speaker 1 1:03:55

Circumcise.

Speaker 3 1:03:57

Are you?

Speaker 2 1:03:57

on the air while you're saying this. You could have paused it.

Speaker 1 1:04:01

Jewish tradition baby boys are typically circumcised on the eighth day of their life, Thank God.

Speaker 2 1:04:07

You guys are completely wrong. You guys are completely wrong.

Speaker 1 1:04:11

That would be so terrible to do to some kid. You could not do that when they're older. I was wrong, stand corrected. I thought they did that at the bar mitzvah. What is a bar mitzvah?

Speaker 2 1:04:22

A bar mitzvah is a coming of age.

Speaker 1 1:04:24

It means you're coming in a man.

Speaker 2 1:04:26

You can impregnate somebody.

Speaker 1 1:04:28

I think you can probably impregnate somebody before that. Is there a bar mitzvah for females too.

Speaker 3 1:04:32

There is the yes. Yes, there's something similar. I don't think it's bar mitzvah, it's not.

Speaker 1 1:04:38

Bar mitzvah is for boys. There's people yelling at the TV or the radio and all, we're not a great. Jewish mind. We love Jewish people because I think I am Jewish but we don't know all the ins and outs. We're learning what did you just say? We're not great Jewish minds, but I'm kind of Jewish. I like some of the food. I like that menorah. Why? Because it's eight crazy nights. That's from Adam Sandler.

Speaker 2 1:05:11

Maybe we should move on, okay.

Speaker 1 1:05:13

Well anyway, the point was well, we're not offending, we love everybody. Yeah, we love everybody. And so we're going to go. Oh, the doctors not offending, we love everybody. Yeah, we love everybody. And so we're going to go. Oh, the doctors are getting back. They're on the couch, are? You texting them right now.

Speaker 3 1:05:26

Well, I did. Maddie Ice and Penny Loke got new furniture.

Speaker 1 1:05:30

Oh, nice furniture.

Speaker 3 1:05:31

Tell them we want a picture of their new living room. Wait a second.

Speaker 1 1:05:35

You're on it, you can text them.

Speaker 3 1:05:37

I don't have my phone, oh, telephone, okay.

Speaker 1 1:05:40

So, anyways, let's move on to the next topic. All right, the last and final one, because we got to go, yeah, we got to wrap this up here, I know.

Speaker 2 1:05:48

Where are we at? I don't even know where we're at right now.

Speaker 1 1:05:52

We got to talk about. We're about an hour. We're going to take a quick break because I got to pee and then we're going to do a game. Are you in why I'm? Sorry you broke the seal.

Speaker 3 1:06:02

I would say, maybe don't announce it on air and just say we're going to take a quick break.

Speaker 1 1:06:07

Okay, we're going to do a quick break and not announce it on air. Can I have some peanuts? I have. What? Is that something to do with that medicine we were just talking about? You need to get circumcised. What Fubbly said? You have not been circumcised. Really, yeah, huh, yeah, all right, is that weird? That's weird. Oh, that's crazy. I'm just kidding. I don't know. She never said anything. We can go find out. You show me. Well, I couldn't imagine probably these poor kids doing it at 13. That'd be a marvel.

Speaker 2 1:06:45

I thought it was.

Speaker 3 1:06:48

Where did I get that from?

Speaker 1 1:06:49

Why are they doing it at 90? Because he's got an infection.

Speaker 3 1:06:52

Because you get crumbs in.

Speaker 1 1:06:54

there you get crumbs in there, like if you're in bed eating crackers and you fall over and you roll over, it can get in there and it can be infection.

Speaker 3 1:07:01

I'm going through the Rolodex right now. It's like you.

Speaker 1 1:07:05

Can you get infection in your hoo-ha If you don't clean it?

Speaker 3 1:07:11

It's the same thing If you don't pull the skin back and clean it, you get infections. I'm going through the Rolodex of people who's grandpas are still alive at 90. Oh you should hear who it is.

Speaker 1 1:07:24

Yeah, you want to know who it is. I know who it is. I'll tell you. I don't think that's it. You don't know the person. Oh, you don't know the person. Well, you might know the granddaughter, but I'm not going to say it live on air.

Speaker 2 1:07:38

I suppose it's 90. People born in 1920 or 1920.

Speaker 1 1:07:43

It really has nothing to do with the story 1934 probably would not be the same size.

Speaker 1 1:07:50

Oh wait, I'll be back 100 years ago. We'll be right back. We'll take a five, I can reload here and then we can keep going on from there. I almost pissed my pants last night. He almost pissed his pants. I love that song. It's so nice, it's so good, it makes me happy. I found that song. It's nice, that's so good, it makes me happy. I found that song. I know you did. I get credit for that one. I get all the credit for that one We've got to get those people on the line or on the air.

Speaker 1 1:08:28

We've got to figure out who did that. I know it's got to be the same people that did that dance fighting movie. Oh yeah, that's great. What the yeah? That's great. How was that one? I don't know. I think I have it saved someplace on here don't. I yeah you do. Where did I have it? Oh, right there. Yes, yeah, oh God damn, that's great. I know it's okay, is it breaking? Is it breaking?

Speaker 2 1:08:51

Breaking one.

Speaker 1 1:08:52

Yeah, the first one. Everybody needs to watch it. Well, I don't need to watch the whole movie, just go to YouTube. I was going to say Bing, but I was going to say YouTube and watch the dance fight on Breaking 1. I found the button bar again, so now I got it. This is our last segment. We've been on an hour, so we've got to wrap it up here and I was going to do a quick like a dramatic reading, but I decided against it. Was it more bitching? You personally pissed off about college parents?

Speaker 1 1:09:31

Yes, and I think that my dramatic readings are not going well, really, because I'm doing more. I'm pissed off that parents are doing shit for their kids, so I will work on the real dramatic readings and get a better. We have found better dramatic readings in the deer stand. Yeah, we do that. Were so, yeah, like so, yeah, so we'll move on from that. But what we're going to do is we're going to do a game show, not you got me. Nags and you.

Speaker 1 1:10:01

Nags and I we have a lot of questions from the local Ernie's up at the lake, at the cabin. You have an excess of questions. Yeah, we're not going to do that. We're going to do another game. It's on a local radio station. We have to give them the credit because we didn't come up with it.

Speaker 3 1:10:17

This one, I will say, is called Initials Game and we like it, and you can get the game at initialscom. Corey Cole, we're playing from volume 3.

Speaker 2 1:10:28

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 1:10:30

I do like that game. It's a great game. It is a good game. Everybody should play it. It's a good game and he came up with a great idea, and you know what We'll give him credit. He and he came up with a great idea and you know what We'll give him credit. He did a good job. Do you think he uses AI to write the questions? He does now? Yeah, I think that I'm not going to say anything. Anyways, it's great. He's capitalizing. We love the game. We play it all the time and I give him credit. It's the one thing I'll give him credit for. He enjoys it.

Speaker 2 1:10:58

We play it all the time and I give him credit.

Speaker 1 1:10:59

It's the one thing I'll give him credit for. We do enjoy it. We play a lot at the campus, so I think normally I was going to read. I typically like reading because nobody can hear you. Oh, jesus Christ, el Freddy, I was accused of talking too loud and too high pitched. Yes, too high pitched, but not loud enough. It's like listening to female hockey announcers Leah Hextall yeah, she's terrible.

Speaker 3 1:11:26

I mean, the only place we should be is in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 1:11:30

No, but you shouldn't be on the air, skirt work.

Speaker 3 1:11:33

You shouldn't be on the air Skirt work.

Speaker 1 1:11:36

You can be on the air, but you can be on the air.

Speaker 3 1:11:37

The podcast lady right now is on the air.

Speaker 1 1:11:39

Well, if you look at her, who is?

Speaker 3 1:11:41

Alex Cooper. She just signed like a $120 million podcast.

Speaker 1 1:11:44

Who's Alex Cooper?

Speaker 3 1:11:45

Alex.

Speaker 1 1:11:46

Alex Cooper.

Speaker 3 1:11:47

Alice Cooper is a singer Alex Cooper Call Her Daddy.

Speaker 1 1:11:52

I don't know that one.

Speaker 3 1:11:53

Call Her Daddy. Oh my gosh, you are old.

Speaker 1 1:11:56

What's her name? Why would I know that?

Speaker 3 1:11:58

She's the number one podcast person, alice.

Speaker 1 1:12:00

Cooper, she's more than like a who's the other guy, joe Rogan's like number one, but she's equal with Joe Rogan. Why do you have a light on the phone? Because you have glasses on. She can't see. Is it too dim in here? Call her daddy. I called her daddy once I got to see what the suit is. I called her daddy once. Wait, wait, wait. I think I've seen that. I talked to your daddy the other day.

Speaker 3 1:12:23

So her first deal was $60 million with Spotify, and now she just signed one with Alex.

Speaker 1 1:12:29

Cooper.

Speaker 3 1:12:29

What's her name?

Speaker 1 1:12:32

Alex Cooper. I know Alex Cooper, he sings that song.

Speaker 2 1:12:35

Yes.

Speaker 1 1:12:35

He's got the snake and stuff. He's a good rock star. He's a very good rock star. And, by the way, can I just say one thing about the Alex and Alex Cooper. Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:12:46

Are they related?

Speaker 1 1:12:47

And the call her daddy thing. I talked to her daddy the other day, just on the phone the other day. Her daddy. He called you. Yeah, not the daddy. Did he call her daddy? No, that'd be weird, that would be. She called him daddy.

Speaker 2 1:13:04

I called her daddy.

Speaker 1 1:13:05

Did you call his daddy? No, I called her.

Speaker 2 1:13:07

daddy, did you call her?

Speaker 1 1:13:08

daddy I did. You called her daddy, yeah, I did. And he was like yeah, he's good peeps, we get a good vibe, so why are we on the oh and when Brandy's in?

Speaker 2 1:13:20

First of all, EJ.

Speaker 1 1:13:22

Do people on this podcast call their daddies?

Speaker 3 1:13:26

I think so. She's part of the daddy gang, so it's like a whole movement of, so people call her daddy.

Speaker 1 1:13:33

Who's her daddy then?

Speaker 3 1:13:35

Who's her daddy? I think we're giving her an advertisement.

Speaker 1 1:13:38

They should be calling us. They should be calling E&J. In what town is it? I can't remember Where's E&J? Modesto, California. I want to know who her dad is. Why isn't E&J who's her dad?

Speaker 3 1:13:53

He worked for the what's a hockey team in.

Speaker 1 1:13:58

LA.

Speaker 3 1:13:59

Philly.

Speaker 1 1:14:02

No, that's Clark.

Speaker 3 1:14:03

No, he was part of the organization.

Speaker 1 1:14:05

He's not like a manager, so does she have her dad on the podcast? In a lot you call her dad.

Speaker 3 1:14:12

You guys sound like you guys are not even part of we're not, because they suck, I'm not, they suck, I'm really not.

Speaker 1 1:14:19

They talk about terrible things.

Speaker 3 1:14:20

I say Rogue and Satchel are great things you guys would want to be like. Call her daddies, like the.

Speaker 1 1:14:25

No, they follow us it started with Barstool. She want to call her dad.

Speaker 2 1:14:31

You don't want to talk to her, you want to talk to her dad. No, it's just call her daddy.

Speaker 1 1:14:33

That's just their shtick. They don't talk about their daddies, it's just they talk about a lot about relationship shit and it's kind of like, oh really, for us guys, for normal people, for guys in the Midwest that are our age, for normal men, but for a lot of women and younger women. It's like yeah, that sounds like great. I like like, yeah, that sounds like great, I like that. You know, I'm actually kind of serious. I might listen to it, but they're smart empowerment.

Speaker 3 1:14:58

But she started off with this other person and then they got a beat. But it started off like they would tell like these they were both singles, she was dating professional athletes. They would tell like these outrageous sex stories and then her and her this partner split off when they're at the bar stool. So so Dave Portnay was on there and then now she's more interviewing and she's getting like Kamala Harris was on hers.

Speaker 1 1:15:24

You know what that made the news? I think that made the news because they had to pay her to get Kamala on there, right, they paid her a bunch of money for that.

Speaker 3 1:15:34

I don't think she got paid, but she had to get a belt like a $100 set.

Speaker 2 1:15:38

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 1:15:38

All right.

Speaker 3 1:15:39

Okay, are we going to do initials. We're not going to advertise.

Speaker 1 1:15:41

Call Her Daddy. We're going to advertise Brandy's and BS and, for the record, e&j should be picking this up pretty soon. I'm surprised they haven't. They've got to get behind, because we support them. Well, we do Unofficially. We do Unofficially.

Speaker 3 1:15:59

We buy a lot of E&J. I was going to do it this year. We buy cases. I was going to do a save. All the tabs tops that you guys do and did you remember.

Speaker 1 1:16:07

I just found the picture from you and I back in 2010. You guys emailed.

Speaker 2 1:16:11

E&J Was it 10?.

Speaker 1 1:16:13

And I think it was 2010. And Nags and I went as Brandy's and Coke, or not Brandy's, E&J. Brandy and Coke. I had a Brandy like the brand. She got a hold of the brand manager and we got the thing. We had it silk screened onto my brown blanket fabric yeah. And we went. Did the silk screener actually cut that out or did you cut?

Speaker 3 1:16:37

that out? No, it was like an iron-on one. It was an iron-on one Okay.

Speaker 1 1:16:44

But she got a hold of the manager or whatever and they sent it to us. But where did you get that tunic right? I mean a tunic, what do you call it? Wow, you're fancy. God damn it, just start. It's the same thing with your cooking. This could be like a whole nother hour thing, because when you had to say tunic, you were trying to show off for our listeners and I don't know if I like it, I was not showing off.

Speaker 2 1:17:02

Yes, you were. I don't know what else you call it no, tunic, tunic. What else do you call it Tunic?

Speaker 1 1:17:09

Tunic, tunic, tunic. I don't know what that means. I don't know what tunic means. It was basically a sheet covered up with you, or a blanket with a hole in it. Alright, yes, it was, but we're going to get into the game. We're going to talk about tunic next time?

Speaker 2 1:17:24

And what was the other thing I said we're going to get?

Speaker 1 1:17:25

into this Tunic and what. What was the other thing? Remember, I said there was another thing we were going to. I don't listen half the time.

Speaker 3 1:17:32

Oh jeez.

Speaker 1 1:17:33

What the hell? I don't know what you said.

Speaker 3 1:17:36

You talk a lot.

Speaker 1 1:17:37

Oh, bromance, okay, I know Sorry. Next episode Okay, let's get this game going and then we're going to wrap it up because we've got to go.

Speaker 3 1:17:44

Okay, we're going to play one competition between Jay and Eddie, and you guys all know the rules, so I'm going to read the questions.

Speaker 1 1:18:03

They don't know the rules, but that's all right.

Speaker 3 1:18:06

Okay, so I'm going to read out six questions.

Speaker 1 1:18:09

I like your glasses. Your name is your buzzer.

Speaker 3 1:18:11

I should do it so if you shout it out and you don't say your name, you're going to lose. If you pronounce it wrong, you're going to lose and you have to guess right.

Speaker 1 1:18:20

Well, pronouncing is Okay.

Speaker 3 1:18:23

That's part of the rule. All right, fine, fair enough, fair enough.

Speaker 1 1:18:25

That's fair, fair enough, that's fair, let's do it.

Speaker 3 1:18:28

It was like Frank Tarkentoff something like that, and Mitz something like that, and Metsaw said it wrong and he lost the point.

Speaker 1 1:18:36

Target 10.

Speaker 3 1:18:37

Yes.

Speaker 1 1:18:40

I remember that website. It's not his first name, frank, I don't know. No, it wasn't, but I know what you're talking about. I listened to that episode Jesus, yes, okay, fran, target 10. And, by the way, I want everybody at home who's listening play along, because you guys are listening to this on your. I want you to yell at the radio Real quick, so like everyone. Just shut your TVs off. Do crisscross applesauce on the floor? No, don't do that. Turn the radio speaker on and hit listen.

Speaker 1 1:19:08

And then seven of you guys are having cocktails or brandies. And let's play, let's go. Do you think guys are sitting in the garage listening to this? Not, and let's play, let's go. Do you think guys are sitting in the garage listening to this? Not the guys. Guys, don't do crisscross applesauce. I'm talking about the kids and the wives.

Speaker 3 1:19:21

Crisscross applesauce, for sure Okay.

Speaker 1 1:19:23

Are you guys ready? Guys are in the garage hanging out drinking beers. Okay, Well, play the game. Okay, we're not going to go through all of them. I'm going Bad bromance, let's go.

Speaker 3 1:19:33

The initials are A, a, apple, apple, okay.

Speaker 1 1:19:38

All right, all right, I like it. Why would? She say Apple, apple Alcoholics and lemons. Why did she say animals, animals, I don't know, that's weird All right, clue number one A.

Speaker 3 1:19:50

Connected to a race.

Speaker 2 1:19:54

Alcoholics and lemons.

Speaker 1 1:19:57

Who can get there fastest?

Speaker 3 1:20:01

Clue number two, connected to a 1964 Earthquake that killed over a hundred people.

Speaker 1 1:20:08

Well, this is getting dark, alright, okay.

Speaker 3 1:20:14

Clue number three, connected to the filming of the 2012 film Big Miracle.

Speaker 1 1:20:22

Big Miracle, I don't think I've ever heard that movie. I don't think I've ever heard this either.

Speaker 3 1:20:27

Okay, clue number four Aardvark.

Speaker 1 1:20:29

Aardvark.

Speaker 3 1:20:31

It's nearly the size of Delaware.

Speaker 1 1:20:35

Jay yes.

Speaker 3 1:20:37

Yes.

Speaker 1 1:20:39

Guess what? Oh, my turn. I would say I'm going to guess Anchorage, alaska.

Speaker 3 1:20:45

Ding, ding, ding ding. Thank you Really. Jay has one point you remember that one.

Speaker 2 1:20:51

Oh yeah, wait, wait, yeah, because I saw you Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 1:20:54

So you played this enough times? You remember the question? No, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, because I saw you Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So you played this enough times. You remember the question?

Speaker 3 1:20:59

No, there's an asterisk on this already.

Speaker 1 1:20:59

There's not. I remember the videos.

Speaker 2 1:21:00

There is an asterisk on this already.

Speaker 1 1:21:03

Jesus Christ goddamn you, son of a, b, all right, I remember seeing videos of the roads in Anchorage.

Speaker 2 1:21:12

Alaska, eddie fine whatever.

Speaker 1 1:21:14

I'm not cheating, I'm just being honest. I remembered it, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 3 1:21:18

Okay, Jay and Eddie, are you ready?

Speaker 1 1:21:20

Yes, go ahead. Okay, I got one.

Speaker 3 1:21:24

Debuted or day-butted.

Speaker 1 1:21:26

Day-butted, as Fun Police would say.

Speaker 3 1:21:28

November 6, 2014.

Speaker 1 1:21:33

November 6.

Speaker 3 1:21:35

Clue number two Often goes by just the second word.

Speaker 1 1:21:40

Wait, wait.

Speaker 3 1:21:41

Often goes by just the second word.

Speaker 1 1:21:44

You said 2014,. The first one, yep.

Speaker 3 1:21:50

Eddie you're not cheating are you no. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 1:21:56

Get out of here, you jackass.

Speaker 3 1:21:59

Clue number three Often features real-time information.

Speaker 2 1:22:07

Oh.

Speaker 3 1:22:08

Clue number four, connected to alarms Alarms.

Speaker 1 1:22:15

Why are you even looking over there? You're cheating. What are you even looking over there? You're cheating. What are you talking about? You're looking in because you know I can't see that, because you're doing that and you're typing in all the clues that she says on the computer.

Speaker 3 1:22:25

All right, clue you, jackass Number five is an assistant.

Speaker 1 1:22:33

Is an assistant.

Speaker 3 1:22:34

Yeah, all right. Aa, do you want to take a guess, or should I go find a clue?

Speaker 1 1:22:39

Yeah, hold on. No, keep going, because he's cheating. He's got a laptop in front of him. All right, clue number six. You see what I got? No, I don't.

Speaker 3 1:22:47

AI technology capable of voice interaction, streaming podcasts, weather forecasts, breaking news and much more.

Speaker 2 1:23:01

No idea.

Speaker 1 1:23:06

I have no idea.

Speaker 3 1:23:07

Five. This is the last clue.

Speaker 1 1:23:10

Three Eddie artificial algorithms I can't say the word Algorithms.

Speaker 3 1:23:17

Now say J yeah, artificial and no, I can't say the word Algorithms. Now say J yeah.

Speaker 1 1:23:19

Artificial and no, it's not Algorithm. American artificial technology.

Speaker 3 1:23:26

It's Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 1 1:23:28

Amazon, amazon Alexa oh, for God's sakes, what's Amazon? That's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 1:23:35

I didn't know.

Speaker 2 1:23:35

Amazon was a part of Alexa oh for God's sake, what's Amazon?

Speaker 1 1:23:37

That's ridiculous. I didn't know. Amazon was a part of Alexa, maybe you didn't know that was part of Alexa Grandpa Jay loves Alexa when he phones him. Do you have them? Does he have it? No, at the lake.

Speaker 3 1:23:48

Yeah, he has it at home too.

Speaker 1 1:23:49

Oh, does he? He's like I don't know how they do that.

Speaker 3 1:23:51

He loves the new Aurora. He's adding pictures all the time.

Speaker 1 1:23:53

He's like oh, my mom is too. Are you kidding me, Are you?

Speaker 3 1:23:57

kidding, he's adding pictures.

Speaker 1 1:24:01

I don't think my mom has done it at all. She hasn't even turned it on yet.

Speaker 3 1:24:05

Really. Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 1:24:07

I know For my mom right. Should we send her a text?

Speaker 3 1:24:10

Okay, you should, we'll do one more. She don't answer One more, and then we gotta go. She don't answer One more, and then we got to go. And if you don't get this one, eddie, then you lose.

Speaker 1 1:24:17

I already won, right.

Speaker 3 1:24:18

Well you know it's okay, I like your hat, by the way, connected to Barney and Betty Hill, a couple from New Hampshire, in September of 1961.

Speaker 1 1:24:30

All right, one more time. Sorry, I was looking at my hat.

Speaker 3 1:24:33

Connected to Barney and Betty. Hill, a couple from New Hampshire, in September 1961.

Speaker 2 1:24:40

Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 1:24:41

Clue number two AA Clue number two Connected to Travis Walton in 1975, which became the focus of the 1993 movie.

Speaker 1 1:24:55

All right, no, he's gone.

Speaker 3 1:24:56

Clue number three, connected to sleep paralysis.

Speaker 1 1:25:02

Wait, what was that?

Speaker 3 1:25:03

Connected to sleep paralysis.

Speaker 2 1:25:08

Huh.

Speaker 3 1:25:09

Clue number four.

Speaker 1 1:25:11

These are hard.

Speaker 3 1:25:12

Often attributed to I didn't say that right, but whatever to false memory syndrome.

Speaker 1 1:25:22

A-A. It's hard. I don't like the double letters.

Speaker 2 1:25:27

And for all your listeners at home it's a lot more fun.

Speaker 1 1:25:30

I hope they're like yelling at the screen right now.

Speaker 2 1:25:32

Or yelling at the TV, yell at your telephone and yell at your phone or your car.

Speaker 1 1:25:34

I'm kind of curious. We should know this. Uncle M is going to and yell at your phone or your car. I'm kind of curious.

Speaker 3 1:25:38

We should know this. Uncle M is going to be yelling at the phone.

Speaker 1 1:25:40

It's a lot harder when you're doing it in person.

Speaker 3 1:25:43

Okay, clue number five Claims often include a focus on reproductive organs and experiments. Wow, wow, I'm like clue number six a kidnapping of swords by non-human entities.

Speaker 1 1:26:11

I said J-Purr. We reversed it. No, J, no. I said J J. I said J-Purr, I didn't have that Damn. Oh shit, All you people at home. He just did some. It's a long story, but he cheated.

Speaker 3 1:26:30

But I had that and he had it. So now it's tied. We're going to do one more, one more, okay, one. So now it's time. We're going to do one more, one more, okay, one more.

Speaker 1 1:26:36

One more. Even though I had it, they said the wrong name, but okay, I don't know what you're talking about. You're whistling.

Speaker 3 1:26:45

You all done. Clue number one appears in Brooklyn and Queens.

Speaker 1 1:26:52

All right, I like that.

Speaker 3 1:26:52

Clue number two it can be owned, Okay.

Speaker 1 1:26:56

Can be owned.

Speaker 3 1:26:57

Okay, clue number three, famously seen in New Jersey near the water Clue number four. It's next to a railroad no I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:27:17

Oh, go ahead, jay, to a railroad. No, I don't know. Go ahead, jay, hold on, I did.

Speaker 2 1:27:23

Are you in? I'm not going to say Are you in, are you in?

Speaker 1 1:27:27

I'm not in yet.

Speaker 3 1:27:28

No, I'm not going to say Clue number five often features houses and hotels.

Speaker 1 1:27:37

Oh, oh, oh. Can you go back and say the earlier clues earlier, because I think I know what it is.

Speaker 3 1:27:43

It's the final clue, right?

Speaker 2 1:27:44

Yeah final clue Go ahead, I'm game.

Speaker 3 1:27:47

I'm game.

Speaker 1 1:27:47

Wait, wait, go ahead and do one through five, okay.

Speaker 3 1:27:51

Appears in Brooklyn and Queens, it can be owned.

Speaker 1 1:27:56

I'm going to guess. I'm going to guess, I'm going to go. You don't say your name. Oh sorry, that's what screwed me last time. Yeah, j, atlantic Avenue.

Speaker 3 1:28:06

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 1:28:08

You've heard it before? No, I have not. It's Monopoly, you jackass.

Speaker 3 1:28:11

One of the three yellow cards in Monopoly is a final one.

Speaker 1 1:28:16

Yeah, that's bullshit. That's bullshit you already admitted to it.

Speaker 2 1:28:21

I'm not playing that one, the first one.

Speaker 1 1:28:23

you already admitted to that. No, I didn't. Oh yeah, I remember this one. I didn't remember that one. I remember. Do you want me to go right here and rewind it?

Speaker 2 1:28:30

The good thing is, we're recording this now, I don't care.

Speaker 3 1:28:33

I don't care, I don't remember, let's wrap it up. We gotta go. Thanks for letting me join boys yeah.

Speaker 2 1:28:39

You know what? Yeah, thanks for coming along. Actually, yeah, thanks for coming. It's more fun when I don't come on.

Speaker 1 1:28:46

You guys don't come on for enough, you and Fun Police.

Speaker 3 1:28:52

Fun Police hasn't even been on once yeah, it has, yeah, it does. No, you guys take too long. We get bored.

Speaker 1 1:28:56

This is boring.

Speaker 3 1:28:57

No, it's not boring, but when you want us on, then it takes you guys a while.

Speaker 1 1:29:03

That happens sometimes.

Speaker 3 1:29:04

It happens sometimes, and I live this, this every day.

Speaker 1 1:29:09

It takes a while sometimes. I don't know Ukraine likes it. After a few brandies Sometimes. Sometimes it takes a little longer. You just got to deal with it. All right, we got to wrap it up because we got to go. I'm going to text J-Lo and make sure he gets his ass in the car.

Speaker 3 1:29:28

He is going to get his ass in the car, and so we got to go.

Speaker 1 1:29:32

Can you keep talking? I like when you talk on the microphone. I don't know what it is about the ladies on the microphone Right. And there's a difference, eddie just knows how to make us sound good. Oh, oh yeah. Hey, keep going. I just did a punch. This was probably the greatest episode we've ever done. Every episode I say that you do Try that. Am I lower now? No, you got reverb every episode. I say that you do try that am I lower now?

Speaker 3 1:30:00

no, you got reverb so I need one of these when I record at work oh, I know, I told me you got nervous, oh my gosh, I got so nervous how are you not nervous right now?

Speaker 1 1:30:08

because we got thousands and hundreds of thousands of listeners right now.

Speaker 3 1:30:11

It's just when I had to sit next to you and record.

Speaker 1 1:30:13

Oh, I know because, I was giving off pharanomes. Is that what they call them? Is that women give off pharanomes?

Speaker 3 1:30:22

All right.

Speaker 1 1:30:23

Somebody gives off pharanomes, it's like that scent.

Speaker 3 1:30:27

I don't know You're not saying it right.

Speaker 1 1:30:28

Is it pharanomes? Maybe, Dang it, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 1:30:33

Now I got it. Oh All right, let's wrap it up. We got to go.

Speaker 1 1:30:37

All right, thank you, guys All right guys, all right, we'll see you next time. Good show, keep going on. The online, on the FaceTime and the Instapot, the Facebook.

Speaker 3 1:30:51

Yeah, Go on Facebook Instagram They've got merch out there to good people. Instagram They've got merch out there to good people. There's going to be some pretty cool merch.

Speaker 1 1:30:57

We've got a new one. Remember the new one. Yes, oh yeah, wreck your liver, let's go you.