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21 Questions, Shoe Shopping Adventures, and Cheese Tossing Fun

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In this episode of Brandys and BS with Eddy and Jay, get ready for a whirlwind of hilarious and thought-provoking topics! Eddy introduces his brand-new game, 21 Questions, where the answers are as unpredictable as the questions.

Join Eddy as he recounts his recent shoe shopping escapade, debating the merits of casual vs. athletic shoes and the intriguing world of barefoot marathon runners. The conversation takes a twist as Eddy and Jay discuss the etiquette of removing a lost dog's collar and dive into the viral trend of tossing cheese slices on kids' foreheads—prepare for some laughs!

To top it all off, Eddy and Nags go head-to-head in Eddy's new trivia game, bringing out their competitive sides in a battle of wits. Whether you're here for the brandy or the BS, this episode promises a mix of fun, laughter, and unexpected insights.

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Intro and New Game Announcement

Speaker 1

Hey, welcome back for another show, guys. What do you say?

Speaker 2

guys, it's like my, it's my guess.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we don't have any guests. Oh, we might have one later in the day. Oh, sorry, the show, okay, I'm bringing it. I got a new uh gate. You know all. We were talking about getting a game, a new game, and we did that one where we did surveys and we haven't did the surveys at the local uh, um, bernie's.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we haven't been up bernie's for a while we haven't been there to get questions answered and you guys always said it was similar to that one. I don't know what you said. The family feud, yeah, I don't, it was similar to that. I never heard of that. So we made up the game. But I got a new game. It's called 20 questions. I think that's been around for a while. 20? Sorry, 19 is my name in my game.

Speaker 2

I don't think that's a show.

Speaker 1

You can't do it in 19. Fine 21 questions. That's like six-second abs or six-minute abs.

Speaker 2

You can't do it in six minutes.

Speaker 1

Well, you can't have 20 questions, because what if you had 10 and the competitor had 10? Nobody wins, so we have to have 21. So, on air, it's going to be 21 questions. There you go. So I got a new game. It's called 21 questions.

Speaker 2

I like it.

Speaker 1

I'm curious, I'm curious.

Speaker 2

You had an exciting day today, though, huh.

Speaker 1

What do you mean? Big Ben, parliament, what, huh, what, who? You went out and did some shopping. Oh, speaking of that, on the way up to the shopping, which I thoroughly enjoyed, enjoyed, oh good, two things, well, there's like three things. You went a long way to go shopping for some. I don't enjoy shopping at all, even as for myself, I actually dislike it. Even as for myself, I actually dislike it. Second of all, this is way off on the left field but, by the way, you ever watch those reels on, like the YouTube or whatever, the reels on TikTok or whatever. Yeah, somehow I got my feed. Now is Wayne and those guys from Letter Kenny. You sent me one of those today. It is so funny.

Speaker 2

I love that. I miss that show.

Speaker 1

When they got the obvious people. The dicks, yeah, when the dicks come over, what is wrong with those guys? It's pretty funny, it's so funny. And how do they keep a straight face when they're doing that? I don't know. And he does that. One guy always has the S at every sentence. Yeah, dan, it's a great, yeah, dan, it's funny. Anyways, I had that on my mind. The shishimis.

Speaker 2

Getting back the shrimps, so any of your listeners.

Speaker 1

if you're looking for a show to get into, go to Letter Kenny. Yeah, it is pretty good. Start from the beginning, because it beginning I don't know how many seasons. I'm way behind. I'm probably like I couldn't tell you how many seasons. It's funny it takes a little while. I'll warn you If you do not speak Canadian, which is English with slang.

Speaker 2

Their slang is different.

Speaker 1

It's kind of like when the first time you meet somebody with the southern twang, it takes a little while to pick it up. Right, not as bad. You can't even know Southern is way worse. Right, but the first time I watched it I had to rewind it because I couldn't understand what they're saying. But it was funny. But anyways, I would suggest to everybody listeners, if you haven't watched that show, it's a great show, pick it up.

Speaker 1

Now, getting back to the drive, up to the, what was I doing again? What am I doing today? You went shoe shopping, which seems a little odd, because either my wife goes and buys my shoes or I order them on the line. No, I got tricked. What do you mean? You got tricked. So we're looking at a piece of property on the old mighty Mississippi, right? Yeah, well, somehow that got out to the public and we got a text from somebody that we both know, that they know somebody that's selling their house just a little bit north on the same Mighty Mississippi. Okay, or they want to, and it hasn't been on the market yet. They don't want realtors.

Speaker 2

So they texted us the address and we went it's like a log cabin house, oh nice.

Speaker 1

They don't want realtors. So they texted us the address and we went it's like a log cabin house, oh nice. We didn't go inside yet, okay, just drove by it, drove by it.

Speaker 2

I thought we were just going to drive.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it was actually really nice on the outside, it was really nice. And I said, yeah, look at it. What the hell? Text us the number and we're going to at some point. Go look inside of it. What the hell, why not? Right, Well, that's what I thought we were doing. And and then, next thing, because I wasn't driving Normally I drive I was sitting shot because I was playing the radio, I was playing music, I was ox. Where are we going? I thought we were going to I don't know where we're going. And when we got to the where do you go? Straight or left in Monticello? Yeah, Because I thought maybe we were going to your, I don't know where we're going.

Speaker 1

We went straight. I'm like why are we going to St Cloud? Are we going to St Cloud? Yeah, well, then I found out we're going to Shields. Well, you know, they got some good sporting goods there, I know, did you get a new putter? If at least you went there and got a new putter, it would be worth the trip. I was going to look at drivers actually, because I want to get a new driver.

Shoe Shopping Adventure

Speaker 1

There you go. Apparently, we were looking at tennis shoes. Tennis, yeah, I'm pretty sure you said you bought running shoes, right? No, I bought tennis shoes. I don't think they had tennis shoes. I think I asked you that. No one specifically said they had tennis shoes. Well, they have tennis shoes. That's what I call them and that's what everyone here says tennis shoes. But I did learn there's other shoes there, that is true. You did say something about that. They had running shoes. Obviously they had casual shoes and you had a name for casual shoes Lifestyle shoes. Lifestyle shoes.

Speaker 2

They had a section for lifestyle shoes.

Speaker 1

So I asked the poor young lady, who was very sweet and nice, very nice young lady, I said what the hell are lifestyle shoes? And she, basically I go. So they're casual shoes. And I go, why do you guys get lifestyle shoes over in this section? Because it's females, what is a lifestyle shoe? But there's no lifestyle shoes. I already had my shoes picked out. I go. I didn't get no option of lifestyle shoes. I want a lifestyle shoe. She goes yeah, you did I go. Where are they? She goes they're on the table. I go I bought a pair of shoes from the running shoes. Oh, I go. This is a scam. Why don't I get lifestyle shoes? And she does so. Then we have to get the manager over here. And did you get some? Did they don't have? No, did they have men lifestyle shoes? And I'm curious what a lifestyle shoe is for a man?

Speaker 1

basically, I'm curious what a lifestyle shoe is for a woman yeah, well it's. It's basically we, we figured that, we, we landed to that answer and we came to an agreement With the yeah, they're casual, shoes Casual. But that didn't answer my questions. I said what's the difference between casual shoes and running shoes?

Speaker 2

Because it looked the same to me I would assume there'd be a big difference.

Speaker 1

no, why would you assume that, are you Al Bundy? Well, I mean, a casual shoe would be something that Al Bundy would wear to work, and a running shoe would be something that Al Bundy would wear when he was back in high school playing football Okay so like here's my, I think there's like tennis shoes and there's dress shoes and tennis shoes equate all athletic activity or casual activity in that tennis shoe style.

Speaker 2

You don't think there's a running shoe no, you don't think there's a cross trainer there well you don't think there's a wrestling shoe.

Speaker 1

You don't think there's a basketball?

Speaker 2

shoe. You don't think there's a football shoe slowed out.

Speaker 1

No, that'd be a cleat, that'd be all wrestling yes yeah, wrestling would be a flat shoe for wrestling.

Speaker 1

I get that. Running shoes shoes yeah, I suppose Don't say that word. I don't know what that means, but anyways, the running shoe. Yes, I think there's shoes that are made for marathon, but overall, why do the people from Canyon run the marathons barefoot and they always win? No, they don't Can they do. No, they don't Can they do Barefoot. Yes, no one runs a marathon barefoot. Lugal it or you're kidding, you're lying. Are you out of your mind? Where have you been for the last 40?

Speaker 1

years, I don't watch a lot of marathons, you don't? No, I call me crazy, but it's thing I'm not at the goal line or the finish line going. They're fast.

Speaker 1

There's more cycles with the guy that's on there filming them, and they always get in the way. I don't know why. What the hell is going on up there. I don't know Kenyans. Kenyans run barefoot in marathons. Well, you can't just say barefoot, because they do too. Why would I make that up? It just came out of my mind. So basically, I got in an argument with the high school slash future. I think she was a senior in high school. I said I begged to differ. Nexilla was mortified. She was pardon me, and that's nothing. What's pardon me mean? What does pardon me mean? Does that mean you can't hear me or excuse me? I don't know.

Speaker 2

That's a good question because pardon isn't what the president does you pardon people, pardon't it what the president does.

Speaker 1

You pardon people. Pardon me, like remember the Grey Poupon.

Speaker 2

Pardon me, excuse me Once you have a Grey Poupon, I think it's basically just excuse me.

Speaker 1

But then what Did you say, excuse me? When I kind of shocked her. I'm like I beg to differ. And she says, pardon me. I say, yeah, I will pardon you, and she goes what do you mean? I go, I don't think you know what you're talking about. You told it to the shoe lady. Yeah, there's even a better story. You told it to the shoe lady yeah, she was great, she laughed about it.

Speaker 2

She was wrong. By the way, I'm not seeing anything in this.

Speaker 1

Still today, you're sure to spot runners barefoot or canvas shoes. No, no, no, no. Look at do marathon runner. Lots of children are barefoot no, or in minimal footwear.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm just telling you?

Speaker 1

Is that Google? I don't remember. Is this one Google, or is this the other one?

Speaker 2

I'm telling you that many, many winners of marathons are barefoot runners.

Speaker 1

There's the pickleball finals. We'll get to that in a minute. Us Open Championships yeah, no, I'm not seeing anything about that pickleball. Yes, it is, it's a for sure thing.

Speaker 1

It is too. Grandma's Marathon in Duluth the guys run barefoot. I seen it, I was there, I saw it. You run on a road, right, I've seen it, I was there, I saw it. You run on a road, right, I'm doing it. Do they bring sweepers out and clean up all the glass? I don't think there's a lot of glass on the roads in Duluth. I bet there's some. There might be some, but they've got their feet, they've trained with it, so they're like leather and you can always run faster barefoot too. By the way, you have less drag. I don't know about that. Yeah, you do. Well, in the next break I'm going to show it to you. But I know for a fact is because many, many, many people have ran barefoot, barefoot, and the majority of the people have the same reaction as you do. It's like there's glass everywhere. Well, there is some glass. Oh, there's glass everywhere. Well, there is some glass. Well, there's glass everywhere. People litter. All right, you litter, I don't litter, I don't, I don't litter.

Speaker 2

I don't like littering yeah you do. I don't litter yeah you do.

Speaker 1

When have you ever seen me litter? Well, you just said you put glass on the roads. No, I've seen from my cabin down to yours in the grass and then step on a rock. I'll be cursing a lot. I put nails there. No, it's not nails, I did. I put tacks. Oh, did you? Maybe that's what it is, because I thought it would be funny if you got stuck in your feet.

Speaker 1

Especially when you ran, and then you'd be really in there yeah, I was running, I was running, I was running back to your place. Anyways, we got off the topic. What were we talking about? Again? Because there was something important. Oh, the shoes. We were talking about your shoe shopping. Oh wait, now I remember. Oh yeah, oh, it was a funnier story.

Speaker 1

So we get there right down. There's this little chubby kid sitting down there and he's like, just like, does not want to be there, and his mom and his. Why is he? What do you call him chubby? Because he was okay, it was funny. I go sit down next to him and his mom and his must have been his older brother looking for shoes. I go hey, how's it going today? That's's basically, he looks at me, he goes not good, and this kid's like 12 or 11 or 10. I go oh, really, what's the problem? Just spent five hours at a speech debate. Really, I'm like did you win? I go. I said did you win? Well, it wasn't for me, it was for him. Now I'm like did you win? I go. I said did you win? Well, it wasn't for me, it was for him. Now I'm sitting here in the store looking at damn shoes for him.

Speaker 1

I go. I go no, that's not the end of it Like his older brother yeah, okay. And I'm like, yeah, I said, well, she drugged me in here too, so I feel your pain. He paid, he goes. No, it gets worse. I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, my dad and my older sister at a brewery and I'm having a good time.

Speaker 2

they dropped us off and I couldn't go with them this kid is the coolest kid I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1

He just wants to go to the brewery and a pretzel give me a ruby and a pretzel when we're looking at shoes for me. I didn't realize we're doing Nagzilla's getting shoes too. Oh, okay, and I'm like already, like I got to go. Yeah, you got to take some shopping.

Speaker 1

So she's like well, come over here, because I'm going to be over here. I'm like, so I, the mom's looking at his shoes too. I'm like, yep, you're like connecting with this 10-year-old. Yeah, he's like. He's sitting there going, just shaking his head. Yep, I'm like this is the coolest kid ever.

Speaker 1

I want to have him on a guest on the show. I'm not kidding you. This was like you remember that show. Remember Adam Carolla in that? What was it called? That guy that's on the talk show now? Oh, the man show. The man show. And they had that kind of.

Speaker 2

How do you forget the man show?

Speaker 1

They had that chubby kid that would like hey, can I escort an old lady across the street? That was his kid. The kid that was still a beer. Yeah, that's what this kid was. He was so funny. That kid was awesome. I'm like, oh my God, I felt bad because he's like yeah, dad and my oldest sister dropped us off and they went to the brewery and now we're sitting here. He's a good mom and the older brother the older brother's probably a nerd. It was so funny. He was in the debate team. It was so funny. That kid was great. He was funny. He's got a good future for him. I like that guy. He's going to be a comedian right.

Speaker 2

He's a good guy, to be honest. He's going to be on Saturday Night.

Speaker 1

Live someday, yeah, like Tommy Boy Telling that same fucking story. This time I had to go sit in the base and his delivery was great. It was just so like matter of fact, and the mom even chuckled a little bit. I was like, oh cause, I thought, god, it's kind of weird I'm talking to some little kid that we were sitting on the bench together.

Speaker 2

I've done that before and then.

Speaker 1

I started to. Oh, that brings up a topic. I brought this up at the, at the, at the shoe place, at the, in the shoe section. Do you think this was just me thinking out loud? I said it to everybody out loud. I'm like you know how, like when you're, you know how, like when they you put a new shoe on, and everybody, even if you look around, even their parents, like a mom and dad, or the guy that's at the shoe store that works there, they always take their thumb and they push down at your toe, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

I haven't done that in a long time. I actually raised my hand to everybody. I said I got a question. Does anybody think that this is bullshit? Because I don't even know who came up with this. Who's a trance? Would the person wearing the shoe know that there's enough room or not? Is that what it's for when you push down on your thumb? Is it to say there's enough room or not? Is that what it's for when you push down on your thumb? Is it to say there's enough room? And why do we do that? It's so funny. I think this is something that started when we were kids in the early 80s. It did.

Speaker 2

I know it hurts you pushed down.

Speaker 1

My mom did that, but when skates, we couldn't push down on the skates. It's a steel toe. How's your toe feel? Is it hitting the end? No, it's not Okay, it's good. So then why would you say the same on shoes or tennis shoes, so you can tell if the skate was bad? You can't tell if your sneakers are bad. No, exactly. So, like Nickzilla she was going there, I yeah, it doesn't work.

Speaker 2

I never even tried to do it myself.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, she was doing it herself. I go don't work, Don't you, just Because your foot will slide forward or back. Wait, as an adult, you know how your shoes feel, though right, Apparently not because everyone in the store was doing the same thing. I wanted to videotape it.

Speaker 1

No, no, no, no. I said hon, you're not Al Bundy either. I said, let the lady do it. And then I said don't you just put your foot in a little measuring thing and then go in? That's a whole nother thing. What do you mean? It's a whole thing. That makes sense. That part makes sense. Why did we invent that thing, the shoe measuring thing? We should come up with a new one. Well, that's been around since day one.

Speaker 1

What has changed Because you've got different. You have like Canada version and UK version. The one thing I think has changed since we were kids how come men's and women's sizes are different? Well, that's what I said. Because she had like a, I went down a size. I went because I wanted to. No, I went 10 and a half, but it was like she was like nine and I was 10 and a half, and then mine said M, but hers said w, wide medium. I think. Right, I think it was women, man, oh, like a wide foot I don't know, that's the thing, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

When we were kids, I don't think they had no no, they had they just had the the length, and is it inches? No, the wide is like ease. I don't don't know. My feet like an E, mine's like an E Wide, I don't like those things I like wide feet.

Speaker 1

I think. I don't like those measuring things. I don't like the apparatus, whatever it's called, I don't like it. Why? I don't get that? Because why would you not like it? It's a tool. It's not right. It just seems like it reminds me of an x-ray. You know that thing that you put in x-rays, the old thing. It's kind of that material. It's like catch me, we need to upgrade it. We can make it out of plastic. What do you want? Some bright colors, digital, digital.

Speaker 1

I'm pretty sure they have a digital one, one you got that fancy milwaukee thing that can tell how far away from the wall are there? Why don't we put it on our feet and just go? What do you mean? I don't need an app laser. Let's do an app on our phone for your foot, yeah, so you don't even have to go use it measures. You take a picture of it. There's kind kind of an apple. There's some AI kind of crap.

Speaker 2

Someone take a picture. There's a stealer idea.

Speaker 1

You just take a picture of your foot and it tells you exactly what it is. And it tells you what it is, yeah, yeah, it's AI. I don't know what AI means. It's artificial intelligence. I'm just saying I'm not sure how AI can do that. Ai does math, I guess, or whatever. Google it.

Speaker 1

See, if they got on Bing, if they have an apparatus that will digitally tell you what size you're, and is it taking your toenail into consideration? If you don't cut your toenails Right, does that take it or is it your skin? Because right now, if they have one and it goes to the toenail, then we'll come in and say, hey, you haven't been to the, so maybe you take a picture of your foot without the shoe, no, no, no, without the sock, right, but you need to go, hey, and we could probably. You know what? We could get spots for us People that do pedicures, because we were like, hey, you ever get that? You've never been to the pedicure person lately and your toenails are too long and you get the wrong shoes. Well, call us, because we'll get it to the right when you go in.

Speaker 1

This makes no fucking sense. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, jay's mom, I should be swearing, but I'm sorry. Well, because the toenail could affect the length of the shoe. Well, cut your toenail. Well, what if they didn't have time? You don't have time to cut your toenail. No, it doesn't take very long, and I don't cut mine very often either, but it doesn't take very long. Anyways, can you see if they got the apparatus so we can measure our feet?

Speaker 2

So you're looking for a camera and let's see phone.

Speaker 1

This could be a million dollar idea right now that we're sharing live on the air. We've already given people ideas, though we get the lot lizard one. Oh, that's a great one. I mean phone app to measure feet. I shouldn't really say feet, foot, foot size, yeah, because if I say feet, it's going to mean yeah, it's going to think yeah, I don't know if I say feet it's going to mean yeah, it's going to think, yeah, I don't know if I like that thing, though.

Speaker 1

By the way, this is Co-Pilot AI. We don't like what they. I don't like that little thing, sure. Here's a popular app to help measure your foot sizing using your phone Nike Trainer Club. Oh, shoe size meter. All right, turn it off, neatsy, I guess we're late to the game. Yeah, turn it off. I never looked at it. There's multiples. Yeah, well, they kick rocks.

Speaker 2

Hey.

Speaker 1

Nordy yeah.

Speaker 2

Come on, you want to get out of the air? We're definitely up to the game.

Speaker 1

Come here, Nordy. That's probably like the top five. I didn't mean that the shoe experience was going to take. I feel like we've been talking about the shoe thing, We've talked a lot about the shoe thing that Chubby Kid was good people. Though I'm not kidding you, he was good, that Chubby Kid was good peeps. Oh yeah, I mean funny. He was fun, he was good, he was a good guy. Come here, all right. Well, let'll get off the shoe topic and we'll start over with something else, oh yeah, I got more to say, too, about the shoes.

Speaker 1

No, we're done with the shoes. Okay, we're done with shoes.

Show Sponsors and Dog Collar Drama

Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

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Speaker 1

What's that guy's name on? Remember back in the? Remember Bob Barker on Price is Right, mm-hmm, who's that guy that always did the introductions? Ed McMahon? No, that's Johnny Carson. No, I think Ed McMahon was on there too. No, it was not. I'm pretty sure, 100%. I would bet any amount of money it was not Ed McMahon, it was Charlie something. Oh, maybe you're right, it was Charlie something. You are as well tuned in as that Charlie guy. That's pretty good. No, that's why I always you know if you've been a listener of this show. I don't know if you've heard of that, but I like to talk a little bit Did you just let me do that one I never talked during that.

Speaker 1

It's like music, it's like a symphony. You do such a good job on that. I just really like Buzzsprout, I know, and I do too, I do too, but you do a very good job at enunciating and telling listeners what they're all about, and I think you do a great job.

Speaker 1

Well, I appreciate that, jay, and that's one time where I just keep my mouth shut, which is weird. I got a quick bone to pick, though. Oh no, what did I do? All right, no, not you, no, just people. Yeah, okay, so I was an irresponsible pet owner today. Uh-oh, what'd you do? Irresponsible pet owner today, uh-oh, what'd?

Speaker 2

you do? I let the dog out and I forgot about him.

Speaker 1

Oh, really, when I was out doing things in the yard and Inner Circle the song I don't know. You could play that in the background, probably, I don't know. But so I was irresponsible and I let the dog kind of run off. Sorry, I back up, it was Baja man, but go on. So I left. The dog is still gone, didn't even think about it. It'll come back. Wife comes home, goes hey, where's the dog? I'm like, oh shit, oh you, for how long Not that?

Speaker 2

long, I don't know. Well, you got a chip on him.

Speaker 1

You got a chip on the collar, yeah, yeah, well, he's chipped also, like the vet chipped too oh but we have to call around too, right?

Speaker 1

so, gps, tone, vibrate, buzz, shock, you can do all that crap. Yeah, that's what I do to my kids. Yeah, so we could do like we can like gps and find, you know, go and find them, or we can do whatever. Um, but when the wife calls me, I'm like she's all trying to find him. And I finally call her back, he's like oh, it's like yep, the dog begged the, uh, made the, made the neighborhood facebook page. Oh, I'm like, oh shit.

Speaker 2

What did it say? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1

She went over to take the dog. This person took the collar off because it was kept beeping and then put him in his yard and locked him up and then posted it on Facebook. If you're trying to find your dog, I would say why would you take the collar off the dog and hide it in your freaking yard? Why don't you sit outside or just post on Facebook of a dog running around, right? I would say, hey, dog, come here and hang out. I would not put him in a fence enclosure if he had a shot collar on, because I would know that somebody probably realizes he's gone and that's the whole purpose of the shot collar. So I'd be like, hey, maybe I would put as I wouldn't put on and say, nags, I don't know how to put a thing on facebook, but could you just say, hey, we found this dog. His name is blah blah, it's a black lab and I'm hey he was here at this time, right? And if he beep, beep, beep, then he probably would run home, right?

Speaker 1

Okay, he would have run home. I'm on the same page. You just don't even need to shock the dog, you just need to beep, beep, beep Right, or even to vibrate, right, I mean and the dog's.

Speaker 2

like I'm running home but the caller's not on him.

Speaker 1

Or you lock him up in your house he, but the caller's not on him. Or you lock him up in your house he ain't coming home, right. And then you're just walking around and then you gotta figure out where the hell the GPS thing is exactly, and then you gotta it's just, it's.

Speaker 2

Did you?

Speaker 1

find the GPS at the guy's house. I don't know if she did. I don't know where she I think she might have seen it on the Facebook.

Speaker 2

The funny thing is that, but don First of all she's.

Speaker 1

Actually, I don't want to get in controversy, let's just move on. I was going to say I was so irritated, ain't that funny? I want to go on the Facebook and just you didn't drive around, you don't make thousands, all right, let's move on. I wanted to go on Facebook and just rip the guy. I just want to say listen, but he maybe was not the smartest. If the thing is beeping, why would you take the collar off? How far away was he A block? Yeah, no, yeah, he shouldn't have. Well, he's not a Laker. No, he's for sure. Not, he's not a Laker, he's a city boy. Yeah, he's a city boy.

Speaker 2

It was a block away.

Speaker 1

You know what he meant? Well Maybe, but he meant well. Very stupid, but he meant well. I don't care, you don't take someone's dog collar off. He meant well and he was not. You know what. How come you don't know the guy? How come? You don't know your dog I don't know.

Speaker 2

You should know your neighbors.

Speaker 1

My neighborhood- Not a block and a half away. It's a big neighborhood. He don't like ENJ, does he? Is he a listener? I don't know who he is. Oh, he should be cool. We should have him on. I should find him. Let's get him on as a guest, he probably. I'll try to figure out who it is. He's the dog. Napper. Fumbly knows who guy. Maybe he might be good people, but he still took the kind of collar off my dog. The dog's never going to come home with the collar off.

Speaker 1

Maybe the battery was dead and he was going to charge it up. No, is he a dog owner? I don't know If he was a cat owner. I don't know if I want him on. I'm not a big cat guy either. They don't really do it for me. You're kind of a chicken guy, though I have chickens.

Speaker 1

What are you getting the goats? Are they on order yet? I don't know. I'm going to play some book goats. Oh yeah, we got to get them. I can bring some over here. No, I don't got enough Store them. I need to get some brush. Buck Buck brush. Why do they call it? Does it On that? Or buck teeth? You know that makes more sense than the number of conversation. The buck teeth, yeah yeah, I don't think male deer have buck teeth. They must have buck teeth. I think next time we shoot a buck we're going to take a picture of his molars. Go open his mouth up, brother. Go open his mouth up. He's stuffed. He's on the wall. Yeah, can you peel his mouth open? I don't know he's got the teeth in there, I bet. I don't know. But the thing is, if he had buck teeth, would they be sticking out? They'd be sticking out right now. Maybe he doesn't have buck teeth? I don't know.

Speaker 2

Maybe he has a wife's teeth.

Speaker 1

Maybe he's just, maybe he's like one of the. Maybe he had braces, maybe your kid just got his braces off. Yeah, he did. Yeah, yeah, one of them did. He didn't even smile for me when he kissed you. I was like, hey, show me your chomper. Did you try to get him to smile? Yeah, he's like no, I ain't doing that. I was like, okay, yeah, he had to rush home to go and sit in the neighbor's barn. I don't know what the hell they do over there. Hey, by the way, moving on to the next topic, squash won last night. I'll give you an update. Squash won, okay.

Speaker 1

Yep, we had lots of twos for ones. You said you had a lot of fights. Oh, they got so many fights at the end of the game. It was great. And number 11, the last name was Olsen from the Isanti Outlaws. I'm doing a shout-out. Oh, that's who they play. What is wrong with you? Why, he's the biggest guy that I've seen. When the fights broke out, he went to the bench. He didn't help his teammates out, and I'm for the squash. He was on the Isanti. He went there and then, just because he's big doesn't mean he can fight, yeah, but some of the small guys are the scrappiest.

Speaker 1

Hey, I'm guessing that if we're out in public and I get a little bit of trouble, I'm guessing you're going to be next to me helping me. I'd be giving it a try.

Speaker 2

I'd give it the old college try.

Speaker 1

Even if you were with somebody and there was a guy that had cauliflower ears, I'm going to try my best to help you. I'd run away. You might want to avoid that guy.

Speaker 2

I would try. I know that if he's got the cauliflower ears you'd avoid him.

Speaker 1

I know, but I would still try, because that's what you do. This is a teammate and he was the only one on the ice that ran to the bench. He's the biggest guy out there. I was disappointed in him Really. Number 11,. Santi. I was disappointed in him Really. Number 11,. I see it's the outlaws. Yeah, awesome. So how many more games are left in the season?

Speaker 2

You said this is a playoff right. This is the first round.

Squatch Hockey Game Fights

Speaker 1

They're playing right. What time is it now? Well, we can probably go get last call. They were going to win. It was like I think it was 63 to 18 in shots, oh, but it wasn't like a blowout. The goalie was good on the outlaws.

Speaker 2

Well, they had to be if it got 63 shots on them. Yeah, he was good.

Speaker 1

But so these fights break out. It was so funny and they start fighting. Like three fights break out at the same time. I actually told you this. The referees, I don't think, were happy. They wanted to get the happy hour right. Right. It was towards the end of the game, it was like a minute left. The one referee just tackled one guy, just drilled him, and the player did not like it. So I thought they were going to start fighting. It was great it was good entertainment. That would have been funny to watch.

Speaker 1

It was about a minute and a half Two minute of excitement there. It was fun, they were throwing haymakers, but two guys took their helmets off and they dropped the gloves. It was fun, they squared off, but they're a bunch of little fucking weaklings. I'm not going to lie. They're not in the NHL. I would say Next to me and Jers, the original Jakers, there was probably like six or seven guys. They must be buddies with some of us Squatch players.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

So they ran over by the glass or whatever and the visiting team, which was the Outlaws, they threw water bottles. They were like, Like the fans threw shit out there. No, the players from the other team were throwing shit at the fans.

Speaker 2

It got a little dicey.

Speaker 1

Oh, really, they didn't travel well, so there was no Ice Antifans on the ground. No, they were on the other side of the ice. Oh, so they were throwing yeah but, they were throwing at the squash fan, but they were egging them on the kids.

Speaker 1

They're like the same age, the other team went over to their bench, grabbed some water bottles, skated over to the squash I suppose it's on that side anyways. Yeah, they're on one side, they're all on one side, on one side, they're all on one side. And so, after that, the, the kids that are supporting the squash, that are buddies they went over behind the bench. We're yapping, oh, we're talking shit, yeah, and so the players, because the game's almost over. Right, the players grab their water bottles and we're ripping it at all the, and then squirting them and shit, really, yeah. And I'm like, oh, my goodness, this is great entertainment. And then they wanted to like we like, we'll see you in the bargain. And they're like let's go. And they're done.

Speaker 1

I mean, I don't know what's happening there, but it was good entertainment and it was good. It was a good time.

Speaker 2

Shootin' every.

Speaker 1

I-Sandy fans and now Gerber fans like go clash?

Speaker 2

No, because I-Sandy, I don't. There was a lot of people there though.

Speaker 1

Well, it's playoffs, right yeah?

Speaker 2

it was playoffs First of all playoffs.

Speaker 1

Yeah yeah, the Squatch are going to be in the finals for sure. I was going to go tonight. I thought me and I would go, but we had to do the caster. What time is? We could probably get last call. Maybe it's getting later. What did it say? 849? It's probably an M30 to be over with. I'm sure they weren't very good. Like I said, the goalie was good.

Speaker 2

That number 11, no disrespect.

Speaker 1

Olsen, number 11, you might want to Just call it. I watched we hyper-analyzed your play and I don't want to be rude to you because you've got to live the dream, but it might be time you were done. Give it up. Give up the dream so you can't fight. He got benched a whole second period. He didn't even get on the seat of the ice. We were doing like a highlight. We were highlighting a guy. The first period he had a lot of shifts. Second period the coaches didn't send him out. You ever want to do a play-by-play? Yes, I do.

Speaker 2

I told Jake Do they do, they do.

Speaker 1

It's on the internet, they do. I told Jake, I was like why don't we just do this? Right, have a couple cocktails and do it. Well, you and I can do it. They want it. I know the owner of the team we could do it. He wants to do it. No, the owner of the team said whatever we want to do, we can do it. This younger guy doing it right now. I was just saying we should do the intermission stuff. Oh yeah, I don't want to do the intermission stuff.

Speaker 2

No, like the games.

Speaker 1

Yeah, the games we can just do, play Because they have that booth up there. No, I want to do play-by-play and color commentary. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, I guarantee you 100% I can get us in there. 100% they would say, yeah, for sure they and you can swear because it's on the internet. The games are streamed. I don't typically like to swear a lot, though Like a ton, I'm going to do it. Sometimes You're a swearer.

Speaker 1

Not always not in the podcast, I don't. That depends Sometimes Up and down Depends how many brainies I've had. But the thing is, before we get into that Atmosphere we need to get in the atmosphere of pickleball. This is like a thing. I think we've talked about it. I know we've talked about it on the air before. It's a moneymaker. This is getting ridiculous. Brandies and BS are going to be the newest sponsor to the pickleball championships of the world.

Speaker 1

I don't know if you can say that because we're not really technically Okay, I'll rewind it. Brandies and BS want to be the newest sponsors of the pickleball championships of the world, the US Open Pickleball in Naples, florida. Who is your favorite pickler? I would say why don't you slide that over? Can you ring it over? You want to see the? The picklers Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2

Is it?

Speaker 1

picklers. Is that what you say? I don't know. I think we just started a new term. Who's your favorite pickler? Yeah, I like that Because, by the way and I told you this, off air, so we're going to get back to pickleball. Okay, but before we do that, are you not drinking? Are you taking it easy? Are you taking it easy? It's good. I mean, hey, let's both take a drink of dead air. Okay, so we're going to get back. So then we're going to wrap it. Wait, we got to go pickleball Euchre Tournament and then we're going to do the 21 questions oh, I forgot about your Euchre Tournament and then we're going to do 21 questions, and then that's it. Okay, we'll go do what we'll do Snape is probably ready to go on the 21 questions.

Speaker 1

But let's do the other two, and then we'll get the other one, the quick break again, and then we'll do that. So we'll do the other two real quick, yeah, and then come back.

Speaker 1

Those are great times. All right, I got it. I think we got a plan. All right, all right, we've got some fresh cocktails, so let's get into pickling. Oh yeah, we ran out of ice too, by the way. We're out Out. Well, upstairs, I mean. When I say upstairs, I mean not in the studio, in the ice machine, yeah, on the second floor, yep, okay. Oh Euchre, what are we talking about again? We're going to get into pickling. Oh Euchre, what are we talking about again? We're going to get into pickling. Oh, pickling for the picklers. Picklers, that's a longer subject than the or the Euchre. Let's check that off the list.

Speaker 2

Euchre.

Speaker 1

It was a great time we did a. Just so the listeners know Euchre with an E. There was a lot Farmer G Farmer G Actually put it on his family and another guy I thought it was the other one that put it on. Yeah, they both did.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

And we raised $6,400 for the local food shelf. Did the winner donate the money back to the charity? Yes, so nobody actually won anything. They took the money and donated money back to the charity? Yes, so nobody actually won anything. They took the money and donated it back. Right, they have like a king and queen or a king, the crowns like you'd wear on your head, like a Burger King crown. Oh yeah, that's what they had. Okay, I'll just say that there was some asterisks going on in that game, in the game the final game.

Speaker 2

Nags and.

Speaker 1

I were 3-1. Okay, and we moved on to the championship area. Okay, like the tournament, and we played.

Speaker 2

So how many?

Speaker 1

games did you play to?

Speaker 2

get to.

Speaker 1

We played six Is it best out of two, so two games, or best out of three? I don't know how the format was. I know we played six games and I think the winners played eight games, so it was. So what was your final score after six games? We were three and three.

Speaker 2

Oh, so you're out yeah.

Pickleball and Euchre Tournament

Speaker 1

Yeah, it was when we played, so I knew the guy that was in the hand. He was the returning champion, him and his partner. It was a good time. I'm not going to get into the cards. It's all about cards. It's such a dumb game. So the one who won this year no no. Peyton won.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1

But at any rate, it all comes down to cards for the most part, yeah, for the most part. You can make mistakes, yeah, but we didn't make any mistakes. We played our cards well and we did what we could do, and the problem was we were down, the last to go on to like the championship, championship. We were down. I wonder if people, I wonder if Euchre is like a popular, there's strategy. I'm just wondering if Euchre is like a popular game, Like people that are listening.

Speaker 2

If people are listening to this game, wisconsin.

Speaker 1

Is game like people that are listening. People are listening to this game wisconsin is it wisconsin?

Speaker 2

yeah, yeah, because I ran into some guys. So the people that are listening to our podcast and we're all over the country, they're gonna have any idea what euchre is.

Speaker 1

Maybe they're gonna they might. It's a big wisconsin game that's where it's like a huge huge. From everything from my own research, I would say it's a big Wisconsin and that Buck Euchre, like we played last week, that's a little different version that takes more strategy than his cards. Is that in Wisconsin also, mm-hmm?

Speaker 2

Is it Mm-hmm?

Speaker 1

So they're both Catholic Wisconsin games. And I don't know if you would actually brought it in Bing. I would wonder where Canassa falls in, because that's got to be a Midwestern game too.

Speaker 2

I don't know if I've ever played.

Speaker 1

I think that Midwest plays a lot of cards because it gives them an excuse, like cribbage, canasta, euchre. It gives them an excuse to drink. You've been playing some cribbage too, haven't you?

Speaker 2

You've been getting into that.

Speaker 1

With the wifey right, you can end up like my in-laws, just like nonstop, like four games a day, not quite that, but it gives us something to do. You don't have anything else to do. Well, there's a lot I can do, but when you're sitting on the couch and you have the TV on, why not play a little game of cribbage? Why, I don't know, it's not bad. We don't play, not during the week, no, it's just a weekend thing, weekend thing.

Speaker 2

It's a weekend.

Speaker 1

You can't play there, but if you go upstairs, it's a party, it's a party, it's a party. If you leave our studio and go to their house and you look on the ottoman, there's a cribbage board and a deck of cards sitting right there. Oh yeah, I like it, just in case.

Speaker 2

I don't lose very often at cribbage no I don't, I'm actually pretty good.

Speaker 1

I'm a lot better at cribbage. The euchre thing just drives me nuts because it's all about cards. Cribbage has got some strategy involved. Yeah, it's still cards. Yeah, it's still cards to a point Right right, but there's a little more strategy involved.

Speaker 2

You can play depending on what you want to play.

Speaker 1

I agree with you. So real quick, can I just throw a shout out to and we did this last week to I don't want to say their names J-Lo, 20, a garage door guy and his lovely wife Kalo Kalo. I'm just giving her a wife, kalo Kalo.

Speaker 2

I'm just giving her a name Kalo.

Speaker 1

And they have a newborn. Oh, she had her baby Jason, or not? Jason Kason Kason, yeah, and maybe we should put that in there, but you know what I don't care Really Okay, congratulations, you guys.

Speaker 1

We're celebrating, first of all, a new child into the world we should get that and second of all, a new child that's going to be a future Brandy's and Bia's listener. Let me ask you this Do you know if we have onesies on the line? We got to get onesies. Do we have onesies? I don't know if we do or not. I think we do. We should check. I think they ordered.

Speaker 1

some Did they, but I was going to say so, well, we should have a baby gift. Yeah, we should. Well, we might have. I'll get phone police on that see if she can figure it out. So I was thinking. So you know how I talked earlier tonight about that Reels thing. Yeah, the videos, right. Yeah, yeah. So there was something I wanted to show. I was going to send it to a garage door guy. I know you're listening, so when you listen to this, you got to Google it because it was so funny today. I did a little Reels time today. So I was watching these babies in your car, right? No, this is prior to that, as I was.

Speaker 1

I did all, you sent me, you sent me yeah you sent me like one.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I know this one was funny because it it reminded me of uh calo and uh garage door guy. So these people put a video out and their babies are crying. Right, they have like their phone going. Babies are just crying. There's like 20 of them.

Speaker 1

What do they do? Take a guess, maybe you've seen it already. What do you think they do to keep them, stop them from crying? Give them some brandy. That's what I would have thought. I would think the same thing, but that's wrong. What do you think they did? Try again, feed them or change them. They're babies, right?

Speaker 1

No, so the video on this on the interweb? Okay, you know what they did? What? What's that cheese that comes in the squares, that's in the plastic? Whatever Craft cheese? Yeah, so you take the plastic off and you take the square cheese. You throw it in your forehead.

Speaker 1

Pardon my language, it's so effing funny. I piss my pants. I think I piss a little bit. Mom, if you're listening, I don't pee my pants. I know I'm of age, but it was so funny. I'm going to ask your mom if she ever did that, because it doesn't. It just sticks to your forehead. Every single baby stopped crying. Yeah, they did. Every single one. There's like 50 of them and they all stopped crying and actually, I would say 25% of them start laughing. Right, it's awesome. I would say 25% of them start laughing, right, it's awesome. And the parents are laughing and they're like I don't know if this is chill. It's so awesome, it's so funny. That is the one thing that, besides our podcast, that would be the second thing that I think that the internet is good for the videos, it's positive.

Speaker 1

That specific one, because it's positive. How is that positive? It's throwing cheese at your baby's head. I don't care, watch it.

Speaker 2

I've seen it, all our list.

Speaker 1

What it's funny. I loved it, I was impressed, but hey, I was going to send it to you, you get it, try it. So we need, hey, garageburg guy, I was going to send it to you, you get it, try it.

Speaker 2

So we need to get GarageBurg guy a onesie and a cheese. Yeah.

Speaker 1

Not the good cheese, it's got to be the shitty, like the non-cheese cheese. I think that sticks better. Okay, the next thing before the next thing was what the hell is that? Oh, we're going to talk about Peelers. Hey, can you read that? The bottom line, the very bottom line, starts with an E. What does it say? Curling? Oh yeah, that's right. I can't read the first word. That's a Euchre tournament.

Speaker 2

Oh, euchre, that's what that word is.

Speaker 1

People listen to me, listen to me. Okay, I couldn't read the first word this is going to be After this.

Speaker 1

We're going to play the game, because we got a new game. We didn't get into Pickle League. Oh, god damn it. We can get into Pickle League next week. That's fine. Well, that's fine. Well, you're going to be gone. I know I'm going to Milan For the fashion show. Yeah, no, I get it. Is that why you need new sneakers? No, I mean new Tennis shoes, lifestyle shoes. No, tennis shoes, you get some new lifestyle shoes for your.

Speaker 2

I don't like you anymore for your Milan time.

Speaker 1

I don't even know if I like you at all ever. I'm sorry, did you? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I the golf one no the Adam Sandler movie, happy Gilmore no the other one. Where they were dressed for Milan and the kid had like Pants on. Oh, he's a rich person. Yeah, jennifer Aniston. Really, I thought they went to Milan.

Speaker 2

Oh, the ones from oh yeah, yeah, you was the other one, yeah yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. People are probably yelling at the radio right now. He's dead.

Speaker 1

Actually the kid, the one that kicked the field goal and broke his foot. What he didn't know he died. Why would I know that? I don't know. Everyone knows that. The kid from the movie it's like Chris Rock and him yeah, what is it called? And he goes and he kicks the field goal.

Speaker 1

I want to say old school, but it's not old school. They're kicking the field goal and the girls in the end zone going yeah, yeah, and he goes back in the football and then he falls on and breaks his leg, yeah, and then he has a casa. Yeah, and that guy has a casa. That kid died From that. No, no, no, no, he had like cancer or something. He died. Well, that's awful. Yeah, well, thanks for bringing that up. No, he did For real. I saw that one time and I'm like, oh, that's terrible. Yeah, it was him. I did not know that. Yeah, he didn't make it. That I know. But anyways, what were we talking about? Again, I don't know. Govers have scored 4-3.

Speaker 1

No, we're talking about Milan. Or were we talking about?

Speaker 2

Oh, the Uyghur thing, uyghur and you're talking about. Oh, we're going to talk about pickleball. We don't have time. We're talking about.

Speaker 1

Uyghur and Pickleball is a good topic. Oh, uyghur and the curling guy Pickleball is a good topic. Oh, uger and the curling guy Curling oh yeah, yeah so okay people. So, eddie, yes, so you're across from me and you have a sweatshirt, a hoodie on it says curling on it, right, and I don't know. You Right, okay.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we've had a few beers or drinks or whatever. We're playing those fundraiser just for fun, fundraiser, euchre tournament, right, and the guy seems he's pretty talkative, pretty nice, happy guy. I go to him and say hey, so you do curling, right, it's a Minnesota sport, right. Right, I said hey, you do curling, right, it's a Minnesota sport right, Right, I said hey you do curling.

Speaker 1

And he proceeds to come back at me and he's like hey, do you do hockey? And I look at him and I'm like well, yeah, the point is apparently you don't say do you do curling? I said well, okay. So do I say do you play curling right? And he's like no, it's, do you curl wowzers? So I'm kind of flipping in my direction, like there was a lot. It was a longer. Do you hockey Right? Do you hockey? I was wrong, but it's not. Is it really a mainstream sport?

Speaker 1

first of all, no, it's not I mean, if you want to sweep, go sweep my basement up, right? I mean, do we really need to be sweeping? I ask them that I go just throw the goddamn rock. It's like you and I playing bags. It makes a difference. Oh yeah, I've watched that in the Olympics. Well, what if you just throw it perfectly every time but you want to speed up and slow down? What if you just, if nobody touches it, and you get that, let's say there's no brooms allowed, and you just throw it down there? Well, if it was there like that for everybody, it's like bags. Yeah, well, if it was there for everybody, it's Bakes, yeah, it's Bakes, yeah, yeah. So I said calm down.

Speaker 1

Speaking of Bakes, oh, he was a hard one. Yeah, we didn't do so good. No, we already talked about that. I'm saying that they canceled the league. Yeah, what's up with that? Yeah, I don't know. So we went to our first one. We did horrible. Where's Eleanor? We didn't do good. Well, first of all, my board was like a 90 degree angle and I didn't want to say anything because I didn't Excuse me. Yeah, right, you're playing against a girl and she beat you. Keep positive. Yeah, I can, yeah, anyways. So that was a little off-air production there yeah that's fine, but anyways.

Speaker 1

But anyways, yes, we Somebody. They canceled the whole Friggin league, yeah.

Speaker 2

I know.

Speaker 1

And Eleanor needs to get involved In that and straighten it out. You see, fun Place Wants us to do a different one though Different bar. Oh yeah, I know, but that's like.

Speaker 2

I don't think it's not like twice a week, though is it it's?

Speaker 1

on Tuesdays. That's when my golf league starts. Oh no, there's two different days. Was it all on Tuesday? I think so. I thought it was Tuesday or Wednesday, I don't know hey by the way.

Speaker 2

Well, that's fine, we're getting close.

Speaker 1

We're going to finish up here. Questions. I was talking to Daryl, yeah, and I sent you a. Do you see? I sent you the picture he was at Omaha Beach, yeah that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2

Doing a little history show that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1

He was at. He flew up to France. Him and his buddy flew up to France, and they did the Eiffel Tower Well time out I just fly to France every once in a while.

Speaker 1

I don't know if they did the Eiffel Tower. They did the Eiffel Tower. Look at. I don't know where you're going with that. Why are you laughing so hard? That's dirty. I didn't do this. They were at the Eiffel Tower and they sent me a picture. I'm kind of curious now. Okay, you don't know what the Eiffel Tower is, where are you going? They did not do that. They took a picture.

Speaker 2

Anyways, so they went.

Speaker 1

You know what? Give them credit. They're doing a little history lesson. They went down there, but did you know? I'll give them credit. They're doing a little history lesson. They went down there, but did you know what happened? What? Apparently because it's not much English though the bus never came back to get them, so they had to walk 15 miles and they're like two miles into it and they hitchhiked.

Speaker 2

The bus came back, they just missed it.

Speaker 1

No, there's no way. No, he said we were. You missed it. No, there's no way. No, he said we were in it. They hitchhiked and, like you, hitchhiked in a foreign country. He's like, yeah, a guy picked us up and brought us back to the next bus station. That worked out. Yeah, why not? But they figured, what a funny story.

Speaker 1

All right those guys are like little guys who your son and his buddy I know, but little guys like your, your son and no buddy I know, but is he hanging with like the same kid the whole time?

Speaker 2

very much, yeah, I got a question that they might be uh into each other and he is didn't he was friendly, get a girlfriend down there all of a sudden, I don't know.

Speaker 1

There was something like that yeah, but he was like yeah, because uh, uh, nags, and uh, his buddy's mom wanted to get pictures sent to him all the time, right, and so he goes. Yeah, so we do it to make you guys happy and we stand together and it looks like we're together.

Speaker 2

We're together, yeah, like a couple.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he's like it sucks ass. Their whole phones are like riddled with these pictures of those two standing together. Oh maybe you're right, it's okay, anyways. So I think we're going to have to do pickleball and a pickler, because everyone knows what a pickler is. We did the pickling, we're going to pickle. We're going to pickle next time.

Speaker 2

Next time it's going to be all pickling.

Speaker 1

But it's going to be a couple weeks, though, because you're going to be gone. Well let's make it. I'll break my shit with what's shit Like pack it in the. Can I do it on my AirPods? You can, but do you have a computer? Yeah?

Speaker 2

I'm bringing it. We'll do an off-air thing here.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we'll do it off-air, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. There may not be another caster on the line for at least.

Speaker 2

It'll be two weeks, which is what we got. We've got longer.

Speaker 1

But we're not done yet. We're going to do 21 questions, okay.

Speaker 2

And then I'm going to get.

Speaker 1

Nags down here and she's going to join the conversation. I think she's had a few too many. Was she drinking wines up there? I think so. No, she doesn't drink wine. She's feeling funny. Oh, another girl Is she drinking Brandy's? She's a Brandy girl.

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm.

The 21 Questions Game Showdown

Speaker 1

All right, Another girl. All right, let's take five and we'll be right back In the last break. There we were just watching some professional picklers, and I think you came up with the term pickler. I think I did, but I don't know if I actually am probably the first one to do it.

Speaker 2

I think it's a thing. It might be a thing.

Speaker 1

I don't think picklers is a thing.

Speaker 2

There's no way.

Speaker 1

I was the first one to come up with that. There's a pickler in a court around here in Blaine. It's called the pickler. Is it really the pickler?

Speaker 2

The pickler.

Speaker 1

In. Is it really the pickler? In case you haven't recognized the voice, that is who You're asking me. Yeah, that's Nags. Yeah, well, welcome back. Well, thanks, and she's got glasses on and she's got grumpy old dog in her lap. He's a little grumpy with his haircut.

Speaker 2

He does look grumpy.

Speaker 1

Mr, what did we say?

Speaker 2

Smithers, smithers, smithers. It's inside joke. He looks like Smithers with his haircut.

Speaker 1

We brought Nags down here or not down here Into the studio with Eddie Because we're going to play a game, because it's been a while. Can you play the Benny Hill song real quick, just, real quick, just real quick, real quick. Just hit it one time, yep, yep, very good, thank you, thank you. So we have a new game. This ain't this new. This is a new game. Yep, it's called. That reminds me of that video of when they dance, you know, when they dance off. But anyways, the new game is called Like they find the chair, or no, that's like no, when they dance, fight, dance, fight. They don't play that. I think so, do they, yeah, but anyways, this new game, this is.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's dance fighting.

Speaker 1

Oh, is this the new game? This is yeah, that's dance fighting. Oh yeah, play that a little bit Getting in the mood. We got a little competition going on now, so we're playing 21 questions.

Speaker 2

Sally's boyfriend likes, not 20 questions.

Speaker 1

We showed Sally's boyfriend Jager's 12. You did and he liked that. The dance fighting. Yeah, that's awesome, all right. So the new game is we got a new game on the old podcast. I came up with a new game.

Speaker 2

It's called 21 questions.

Speaker 1

Yep, because it can't be 20 questions, because that means you guys could tie. So we make it 21 questions, right? All right, very creative.

Speaker 2

Very creative. I did this in like three. A lot of thought process went into that. One Might have hurt creative. I did this in like three. A lot of thought process went into that. One Might have hurt himself I did this in like two minutes.

Speaker 1

Okay, so we're going to go back, like other things we're going to oh, wowzers, it only takes a couple minutes, yeah.

Speaker 2

So that's not a good night.

Speaker 1

Here's what we're going to do. We're going to have you guys use your name as your buzzer. Okay, I'm going to ask a question, you guys use your name as your buzzer and then you answer it. These are very simple, basic questions. There should be no difficulty in this. They're very simple. We'll be the judge of that. Okay, are you guys ready? I think so. Do we have any music to give introduction? I don't know what you want. No, all right, I like to bet you all the best. All right, yep, okay, yep, okay, ready. Question one, and these are in random order, so don't be shy. Okay, ready. Question one what is the only planet in our solar system to rotate clockwise on its axis? Nags.

Speaker 2

Yeah, nags.

Speaker 1

Saturn, eddie, earth Answer is Venus. That was a little tougher question than.

Speaker 2

I thought Venus was out tonight?

Speaker 1

I did. Do you know what? I saw it out there? That was a little tougher question than I thought Venus was out tonight. I did. Do you know what I saw it out there? It was like really bright, is that Okay? No, it was. It was a good seed out there tonight. What's that plant called when I was driving in today, when I was driving into the studio today. Yeah, it was because it was like at the right height with the moon and whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Whatever?

Speaker 1

It was really bright, are you sure? So then, what is that plant that opens up once a year, that it, like you, got to take a camera because it only opens up once a year? Is that something to do with Venus? That's a Venus flytrap. I don't, but I think they open up more than once a year. I think those like yes.

Speaker 1

I knew it was something about Venus. I think those open up more than once a year. That's how they eat, okay, so that was a more challenging question. That was a pretty good one, yeah.

Speaker 2

So zero, zero. Did they get easier or harder? Hey, hey fun places Colin.

Speaker 1

Oh no, we might need to pause for a second. Okay, pause it because they're going to get easier, a lot easier. Okay, hold on A lot easier. Okay, hold on A lot easier, a lot easier. Okay, one plus one. Okay, go. Oh, am I back?

Speaker 2

on, you're back on.

Speaker 1

We're streaming right now. We had an on-air, off-air production meeting, so they get a lot easier.

Speaker 2

All right, this one's going to be easy.

Speaker 1

Question number two Zero, zero, all 00. All right, we got Nagzilla versus Eddie. Question number two what is James Bond's code name? Eddie, eddie, 007. I will give it to you, but there's kind of an asterisk by that. It's 007. Oh my God, are you what? No, it's not 007. It's 007. Well, that's what you say, but I say 007. Is this like the Seinfeld episode where they said the meps Were there, meeps, whatever, the bubble boy? Don't you remember that thing where George would fight the Bubble Boy and he was like Moving on?

Speaker 1

Question three Question three Ready Mags, you got this one. You got this one. Is it sewing related? Jim Henson is the creator of what beloved cast of characters. He was waiting for the dang thing to finish.

Speaker 2

Muppets.

Speaker 1

Huh, muppets. You said Rapids. No, I didn't. I said Muppets, nagzilla. What did you say? I said the Muppets, 1-1. 1-1. Good job Nags, when Eddie says Rapids and it's supposed to be the Muppets. Yeah job Nags when Eddie says Rapids, and then it's supposed to be the Muppets. I get it All right, all right. Question number whatever it is, yeah, shoot, we're going to 21. Weighing around 8 pounds, this is the human body's largest organ.

Speaker 2

Nags.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 2

The human brain.

Speaker 1

That was an excellent guess, and you look very sexual and hot and I think I would like to take you up out of the studio and have my way with you. However, that is incorrect. Oh Eddie, yeah the heart. Everything I said that nags is not what I'm going to say to you. Oh Eddie, yeah the heart. I don't know. Everything I said that nags is not what I'm going to say to you is the exact opposite, and your answer is incorrect. Both of you are zero. Okay.

Speaker 2

The stomach.

Speaker 1

Again. We're just going to move along. Oh Eddie, yeah the head. Okay Again. Both of you are both move along. Oh Eddie, yeah the head. Okay again. Both of you are both wrong. It's the whole head, okay. No, it's not even close. I knew I heard this before in that top.

Speaker 2

Jim McGuire movie it's the brain. The human head weighs eight pounds.

Speaker 1

We're just going to skip this question because neither one of you are going to know. I want to know what you think it is. I know it because I see the answer. I want to know where you found these answers at.

Speaker 2

Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1

I came up with it and did research At the library. I don't think you know where the library is.

Speaker 2

Do you know what the? You went on the line somewhere.

Speaker 1

What is it called again? What is it? A decimal system?

Speaker 2

De. Is it Decimal system? Dewey Decimal.

Speaker 1

I did a lot of Dewey Decimal and I did Remember the things where you put the slides in there. What's that called Microfiche? I did a lot of microfiche on this game. That's sad you don't know. You really have support staff, but I did it all. You and I were right, by the way.

Speaker 2

It's the human hand. It weighs eight pounds.

Speaker 1

You're incorrect. The correct answer is the skin Skin. You dumb ass people. No, the answer is the skin Skin, skin, skin Skin. I've seen some people that I guarantee their skin weighs probably like 30 pounds. Wait back up, say that on the TV show like that my 400-lb Life or my whatever Weighing around 8 pounds. This is the human body's largest organ question mark Weighing around 8 pounds, so it could be more than 8 pounds.

Speaker 2

In the human body's it's the largest organ.

Speaker 1

It's not the fatties. You didn't do the right question. You guys can all replay it, and I said it exactly the same way. Why can I hear myself only in one ear? I don't know, it don't matter.

Speaker 2

It's fine, all right, all right.

Speaker 1

So 0-0-1-1.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

Zero on that one, and then we got one. Nags has got one. This is a great game. My jaws are still on it. Oh, okay, all right.

Speaker 2

Ready? I'm sorry, watch my pick.

Speaker 1

We're going to go question number four. Okay, leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

Speaker 2

Yes, hangs in a museum, nigs.

Speaker 1

Yeah, nigs Me. Yeah, all right. So am I saying that question again, or?

Speaker 2

did you say it?

Speaker 1

Nigs.

Speaker 2

Nigs.

Speaker 1

Okay, what is the answer? It hangs in the Louvre. I will give you that as a correct answer. It's the Louvre Museum in Paris. So good job.

Speaker 2

That's right.

Speaker 1

Yes, All right. Question number four I don't know if we can have a fur game with him reading the questions. Well, I can see now. I don't know if we can have a fur game with him reading the questions I can see now. I couldn't see before, Now I can All right, next question oh my God, you guys.

Speaker 1

This is great you didn't say museum Nags. Come on, I know. Okay, these are actually hard questions that I came up with and they're easy answers. Okay, whatever, let's go, but they're tough. Okay, ready, yep Next. So it's 1-0. All right, what is the name? I'm pretty sure it's 2-1.

Speaker 2

2-1.

Speaker 1

2-1. We're playing at 21. What is the name of John Travolta's character in the 1977 film Saturday Night Fever? 1977 film Saturday Night Fever. Five, four, three, two.

Speaker 2

Yikes.

Speaker 1

Yes, ricky, eddie, frank, frank. Frankie, it's Tony Manero. It had to be a Tony right, he's an Italian, all right. All right, frankie, it's Tony Manero, it had to be a Tony right, he's an Italian. All right, we'll find out. Okay, here's a good one, all right. So we're at three points right now, so three out of 21. Two to one, okay. Next question, relative to the internet what does URL stand for? You should know this. You're the tech girl, you're the geek URL To say it working the way I thought it was.

Speaker 2

It's not working very well. Url it's universal.

Speaker 1

Uniform resource locator. We're going to get some easier ones. I have easier ones in here. We're not that smart. Alright, next one Ready.

Speaker 2

Where's the 1 plus 2? I know?

Speaker 1

What the hell is it the house moms? Whatever, atlanta house moms, it would be real housewives. Atlanta house moms Okay, it'd be real housewives. Real housewives questions Don't act like you don't know you and Q watch it all the time in your office. You guys act like you don't. Q says you guys watch it all the time, all right.

Speaker 2

We're trying to make this easier. I couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1

All right, let's go.

Speaker 2

We got some dead air here.

Speaker 1

I'm looking, I'm looking. I don't think it is.

Speaker 2

I'm more interested in Johnson.

Speaker 1

Johnson right now, winning 3-1. What sport was featured on the first curved US coin in 2014? Five, four.

Speaker 2

In 2014?. Three On 2014?. Two.

Speaker 1

Eddie, four In 2014? Three On 2014? Two, eddie, yeah, I don't know. Basketball, nags 24. Baseball, yes, yes, you're right, that's three to one. Okay, here's an easier one. Ready Number one yeah, what country is the largest in the world? Oh, eddie, yeah, russia. Yeah, three, two, good job, okay. Next question M&M's fruit juice would eventually become what? Popular candy?

Speaker 2

Nags.

Speaker 1

Yes, skittles. Yes, no, sorry, I read it wrong. You're incorrect, sorry, good answer. M&m Fruit Chews. I was, I got. I'm deja vu right now. M&m Fruit Chews.

Speaker 2

Never heard of them. So, yeah, I don't know what the hell it is either.

Speaker 1

I swear to God, this is totally like. I feel like. This is totally like Deja Vu. We've done this before the same question. Starburst. Starburst is the right answer, really yes 3-2.

Speaker 2

3-3.

Speaker 1

3-3. You're working on this. You're going to get it. No, it's three, three, three, three, three, three.

Speaker 2

You're working on this. You're going to get it someday. You need some better glasses.

Speaker 1

According to Guinness World Records, what's the best-selling book of all time?

Speaker 2

The Higgs. Yes, harry Potter.

Speaker 1

Incorrect, I know a different one. Eddie, yeah the Bible, correct, yeah the.

Speaker 2

Bible Correct, yeah, wow, eddie.

Speaker 1

Eddie's came up. He came from behind Say that what? Wow, this is a family show. I don't know if I like that conversation. What was the first animal To ever be Cloned, eddie, a sheep? That is random shit. You just said it's on my sheet.

Speaker 2

Why wouldn't you say rat or mouse? Because it was a sheep, it was a goddamn sheep.

Speaker 1

It was a big deal. They had buck teeth too. The sheep had buck teeth.

Speaker 2

I don't remember that it was a big deal when they first did it.

Speaker 1

Okay, ready. What US state Is home to Acadia National Park? Oh, that's a good one, nags.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Washington Incorrect.

Speaker 2

Sorry, I'm going to think you're in that right area.

Speaker 1

I'm going to say California, incorrect. The answer is correct. The answer is Maine.

Speaker 2

Oh, wrong side, I'm thinking you're on the right side.

Speaker 1

Take your shirt off.

Speaker 2

Okay, not you, wrong side.

Speaker 1

I'm thinking you're on the right side, though. Take your shirt off. Okay, not you, nate, just Nate. No, not you, eddie. Okay, this is a great, this one you guys are going to get. This is an easy one. You've been saying that for a while here. What is the name? I came up with all these questions. I forgot about this. Our audience is probably going. You guys are a bunch of idiots.

Speaker 2

I'm starting to feel like Vox and the Box.

Speaker 1

What is the name of the pet dinosaur on the TV cartoon the Flintstones? I didn't finish it, eddie. Yeah, dino, you are correct, that's who he sounds like most of the time, all the time. Yippee, yippee, yippee, yippee. That's who he sounds like most of the time, all the time yeah. Wait, that's supposed to be the. I told her that one time that she sounded like that. No, she claimed it as her own. But anyways, you told your wife, you tell this, you know the dinosaur. That's a dumb move.

Speaker 2

That's like the worst thing you could do. Okay, we got some dead air there. That was good. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1

That one was like it was like one plus one. The next question was like one plus one. It was like stupid.

Speaker 2

Well, we need those one plus ones. Okay, fine, fine, I will read it for an answer.

Speaker 1

You know this is a great game, but what identity document is required to travel to different?

Speaker 2

countries.

Speaker 1

Passport. The answer is a passport. Let me go to my judges. That is correct. That one said no, that was two out of three. I don't like when there's an audience here. I don't like when there's an audience here. I thought you did All right. This is going to take forever. We might need to play to 11. This might be 11 questions. Well, you guys can't get them right, okay.

Speaker 2

No, we've got a lot of them right.

Speaker 1

This is the first few.

Speaker 2

We didn't have you ready? Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1

Who is considered the father of relativity? Eddie, yeah, newton or no, ron, you get one chance. Five Shit Four, three, two. Albert Einstein.

Speaker 2

I was just going to say that.

Speaker 1

Eddie Falk. Next question Eddie Falk and James Gandolfini starring what series about the life of a New Jersey mob, bob?

Speaker 2

Yes, sopranos.

Wrapping Up and Future Episodes

Speaker 1

You are correct, very good and nice tits. Sorry, I did not mean to say that it's the boat. I mean, how can I not say that you get to back up again? It's like six to five, it's the belt.

Speaker 2

I mean how can I not say that you can get back up again?

Speaker 1

It's like six to five again. I mean her top's off. I'm still winning, and they're hanging out and the wind is flapping.

Speaker 2

The wind is flapping. Well, what am I?

Speaker 1

supposed to say? No, mine are pretty firm and perky.

Speaker 2

They are, I know, but they don't flap. I'm distracted. I'm obviously distracted that you have your top. Why would you ever top off You're?

Speaker 1

terrible at giving compliments. Right now You're not doing so well. It's so hot. You might want to wrap this one up, okay, fine. No, we're not wrapping this up, okay ready.

Speaker 2

Next one.

Speaker 1

Holy shit, you're sleeping on the couch today. If you keep going, what guitarist notably performed? Let's back up. Yeah, please, please do.

Speaker 2

Please do, because this is awful.

Speaker 1

Sorry, what guitarist notably performed on the Michael Jackson song Beat it. This is a hard one.

Speaker 2

Megs.

Speaker 1

Yeah. Santana that was a good guess Very good guess, but incorrect. That was a hard one, nags. Yeah, santana, that was a good guess, very good guess, but incorrect. That was a tough question. We should just skip on the next one. I don't know, it was Eddie Van Halen. I didn't know that Really. Yeah, I would not have guessed that. No, I wouldn't. What is the fifth sign of the zodiac?

Speaker 2

Nags, yeah, taurus.

Speaker 1

No, yeah, leo. Yes, that was wrong, okay. Okay, we're getting back to the easy ones, right? That's not the fifth month. You don't get to do that.

Speaker 2

I know, I'm pretty sure, are you sure, you guys?

Speaker 1

get serious. Now I am a bit serious. What is? Is this game sort of like Trade Pursuit?

Speaker 2

No, I did a lot of work. Is this sort?

Speaker 1

of like Scantagories. No, okay, ready what is an eight-sided shape called Nags, nags, yep.

Speaker 2

Octagon.

Speaker 1

Yes, you're correct. This is a little tougher now. You have to know a little bit. The question is when was Earth Day first celebrated? Oh Eddie, yeah, 1990. I would slap you in the head. I don't think it was Like a long time ago, was it? No, I felt like it was, I would say, in the 90s.

Speaker 2

I think in the 90s.

Speaker 1

That's what I'm thinking why do you guys think that? Because I think it is.

Speaker 2

I'm pretty sure that I think Clinton is. I'm pretty sure that Is it.

Speaker 1

April 21st, I think Clinton was there. What about Pease? In the 70s 60s, 60s and 70s. The answer is 1970.

Speaker 2

What's the day?

Speaker 1

I think it's April 1st or March 1st. April 1st is April Fool's Day. I'm pretty sure it's not that day.

Speaker 2

I feel like it's April 21st.

Speaker 1

And the last question is which month of the year is National Ice Cream Month?

Speaker 2

Nice.

Speaker 1

July. You are correct and you are the winner. That would be a good one. You guys are so smart. That was only part of the question.

Speaker 2

I came up with, I think it was Ty.

Speaker 1

No, you won, you won. And the thing is, you guys are terrible, but you're good. You did a great job. You did awful.

Speaker 2

It was a new game.

Speaker 1

I thought I was going to start. I want to go back to the game that Nags and I go to Arnie's. I like that game better. I think we need to go back to the original idea. The original idea behind the game was what are the rules? Yeah, but that's what the game was we did that time. I don't remember that. What do you mean? And you guys called it some. What was it called? Family erection, family feud? Oh yeah yeah, we don't know what that means. We don't know what that means.

Speaker 1

We went to talk to him. We've had fun playing that game too. I'm just saying that I put a lot of effort into this game.

Speaker 2

I don't think you did A lot of effort. No, I think you loogled some, like random it was 21 questions.

Speaker 1

It was a great game and I'm guessing her.

Speaker 2

Did you just like, did you?

Speaker 1

Google Trivia Pursuit questions. No, I don't want that. What does that mean? What's Trivia Pursuit? Is that where you're like getting chased by a trivia? Yeah, what's a trivia? Anyways, we might put an episode out while you're in France. I kind of doubt it. We never seem to actually do it. How would you do that? We could do it on the line. We'll do it with Q. Yeah, we've done it with Q. Yeah, that's probably not going to happen. You have to call in. You could do it on the line if you brought a computer. No idea, I didn't bring my earpiece, yeah.

Speaker 2

Not this, but the what do you call?

Speaker 1

them Earbuds or whatever you call them We'll figure it out. But anyways, otherwise it might be a few weeks until you guys get back on the line.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we got to show up, but we'll get this one out on there and we won't play that game again. No, game again, no. So we don't have to listen to that again. I thought it was fun. I like games. We'll work on the games. Well, we haven't been to Ernie's for a while. Holy shit, that was terrible. Yeah, one, we both sucked. Oh yeah. No, we didn't. I enjoyed it, yeah, but anyways, we'll try it again next time. I like the game. I thought it was good. All right guys. We'll see you guys next time. All right guys, I'm out.