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In this hilarious and unpredictable episode, Eddie and Jay claim they’ve cracked the code to winning the lottery — but can they be trusted with that kind of power? 🤔
Meanwhile, we confront a sticky rumor: Does Eddie really put gum under tables?! The truth might gross you out.
Plus, we take a moment to send big congrats to the original JLo and Red on their exciting news — you’ll want to hear what they’re celebrating! 🎉❤️
Tune in for laughs, a little mystery, and a lot of heart.
Board Game Banter
Speaker 1Scattergories and Categories . They're both two games . Which one do you like better ? Scattergories , welcome back everybody . Scattergories , there's Scattergories and there's Categories . No , is there Categories ? Is that a game ? Board Game 2 or no ? I think it was , wasn't it ? I don't recall Categories . I mean , there's numerous games that have Categories in them . Oh , maybe I'm just thinking , but Scattergories is a great game .
Speaker 1That's where you have the 26-sided dice . That's where you have the 26-sided dice and then you roll it to get what letter that comes up . I think it's all letters . Yeah , yeah , yeah . And then you have the hourglass or the minute glass and then you get a bunch of clues and then you write down as many words in each line that starts with that letter . And if you write two words , you you can't do like adjectives , you can't lay slow .
Speaker 1Simple syrup Well , simple syrup might work , because that might be , but you couldn't do soft , simple syrup to get three points . Why not ? You should be able to , because you're describing it , because then you can say super soft , I like it . You should be able to do that . You can't because then you would just sit there and go . You would come up with slippery , super soft , I like it . You should be able to do that . Well , you can't . You can't use adjectives , no , you can't use action , right , but simple . Surf is not an action . That's an actual thing . Mm-hmm , mm-hmm , but that would just play Cherry Pursuit . That's like the game . That's something similar . Yeah , I like Scattergories , though it's not a bad game .
Speaker 1What was that ? One game we used to play with the click it . We click it and pass it on . Oh , that was . You know , I get stuck with the timer . Yeah , that was not Bop it , it was . I thought that was what the hell was that game ? Yeah , it was Like the little disc all different words . You had to describe the words . I was saying yeah , and then you had to click it to pass it . Yeah , it's pass it , or buzz it or pass it , or , oh God , I don't remember now , that game was too easy . Plonk it , yeah , because some people just sit and hold it and they kind of guess and you do a bad handoff , or you just click it . You just say you just no . Yeah , nobody can see the word no , you just make it up . You just make up whatever word you want Dogbone click . Yeah , I missed it Right , dogbone click . I can't remember the name of that game , though , and then , like you guys , cheat , hmm , yeah , well , it's a cheat , it was just creative problem solving .
Speaker 1Speaking of games , this was on my list for tonight , and welcome back everybody . Scattergories , no , oh , so there's this game . So you know how you look at , I send you those reels , or you send me reels every once in a while . Yeah , did you like the one where the guy said the bar , saying I just need to find something to do or something ? The answer's right in front of you and the guy's pushing some characters over there . Yeah , yeah , and he drinks his beer . He drinks his beer . I do feel better . No , I did like that one . No , this one was . So you go through and I started to get you know , I don't know , I
The Lotto Cash Scam
Speaker 1must have said the word lottery .
Speaker 1So this advertisement came up about and it's so so , so , so stupid . These advertising like guarantee . So this was a gear , the new guy , it's called lotto cash , okay , so when you watch , though and it's like a seven minute deal before they tell you what it is , and it's it looks like an interview from the guy from um , the guy invented is getting interviewed by a guy . That's on 60 Minutes , but you can listen to it . It's totally AI , right , it's like the tone . I don't get it . What's it about ?
Speaker 1The point of it is that this guy apparently he was down on his luck and he worked in regular 9 to 5 . He was tired , he was very smart and he started watching these lottery people and he's like , wait a second , that guy's won the lottery before . So he started doing some research on it and he found out that these 7 people in the United States had won like 5 or more lotteries right , not all mega millions , but nice ones . So he started like , wait a second , there's got to be something to this . I'm a mathematician . So he started like , wait a second , there's got to be something to this , I'm a mathematician .
Speaker 1So he started figuring out , doing his own number thing where he's checking the numbers , he's trying to come up with the formula , and he finally , there's no way there's a formula for it . He finally figured out . He thought he was on the right track and each time he's getting better . So then he's like , well , wait a second , we got AI right track , and each time he's getting better . So then he's like , well , wait a second , we got ai . So he got ai involved and he started doing his stuff . So then he supposedly called all these winners and they wouldn't tell him . But then they finally said , well , yeah , we'll tell you because we're retired now . Well , then he took their information .
Speaker 1Then he headed these mit people and put the ai and then , and then his math put all these formulas together and now is this like an turn to sell you something . Yes , okay , but it takes you like 12 minutes to get to what they're trying to get to . So the name of it's called lotto cash and so he goes something like this you expect to pay 100 000 . I'm not doing that . Most people be willing to pay 5 000 , but today there's only 85 spots left . If you buy it , today we only have licenses for a thousand people , and right now we have 900 and whatever the 15 people and I can have 85 more spots , and today only it's like 179 . So you can get it .
Speaker 1The formula wow , and I almost bought it . I did , I wanted to try it . We should do it just to see what it does and then talk about it on the cast . I Googled it afterwards . I looked it up and Googled it . I'm like what's the deal with Lotto Cash ? Everyone scam , scam , scam . I lost all my money , lost all your money . Well , they didn't make it . They lost $175 . Yeah , but they're like they go and try to . He was guaranteed that . He said well , you're not going to win like the Mega man every time , but you're going to probably , and within seven days you will win a lottery . What's it called Lotto cash ? The thing that pisses me off is you got to sit through it for like seven or eight minutes to get to what they're actually . They just drag it on and on and on , and most people want to do that . Just tell us what it is , tell me how much it is and what it is According to AI , lotto scams are , unfortunately , quite common .
Speaker 1Here's some key Upfront fees personal yeah , it doesn't say anything about that specific app . Yeah , you know , it doesn't say anything about that specific
AI Solutions for Dinner Planning
Speaker 1app . Yeah , do you know what I used AI for ? Just , I heard about it and I thought I'd try it right . So I put in my AI . I put it in there . Did you say my AI ? Well , the AI , whatever the internets ? Oh , what is that ? The computer things ? So I went in there and I put put in there .
Speaker 1I have venison , I have ground beef , I have this , I have that . I named out a bunch of crap I knew I had sitting around in the freezer and then I told AI to make me a menu for dinner and try and use what I have . I said I'll buy other things if I need to or whatever , but try and use what I have . I said I'll buy other things if I need to or whatever , but try and use what I have laying around . And it did . It came with the whole menu . No , it's nice . I didn't think about that . That's a great idea . Yeah , it was . It was awesome . I bought something that— it came with like venison meatballs , because I had said I had ground venison .
Speaker 1We've got to get more of that AI stock . I mean , we're going to get into politics if I get too far into stocks , but it's a good thing . I'm not giving any advice over the air . No , you can't give financial advice . But I'm telling you what if you guys have that I don't know what AIs you guys have out there . Is it eyes ? Well , that's if you watch Letterkenny . Well , see , I use Copilot because I just have Microsoft , right , because I use Windows crap , right . Yeah , so I use the CoalPilot one all the time because I use Internet Explorer or whatever the hell it's called , or Edge , but I know Google's got that one Gemini , well , you're well-versed . X has got Grok We've kind of got . And then obviously there's the main one , chatgpt . Oh yeah , chatgpt , yeah , chatgpt or whatever it's called . Yep , that's good . But yeah , I'm telling you guys , if you guys want to know what , if you don't know what to make for dinner , just go through your thing , list it out , tell AI to create something for you . No , it doesn't make it for you . Well , you should ask him . I think that the Musk robot thing , whatever he's trying to make a Musk robot .
Speaker 1Remember Rosie From Jetsons , jetsons , sure , we'll get her over here . And then you say , didn't she just push a button on the wall ? Yeah , that stuff came out , yeah , but she delivered it and she had cleaning supplies like built into her . She was kind of would you think she was kind of fetching ? I would not . I would not For a robot she wasn't bad for .
Speaker 1Well , I mean , back then she was kind of square , no curves . I know that was better technology . Now she didn't have any curves . Yeah , she did Too boxy , she had a little bit of curves . No , oh yeah , she would mess around . Jane Jetson had some curves . Oh , she was nice . Well , her daughter was kind of nice .
Speaker 1Was she over 18 , Judy ? Well , she is by now . Oh yeah , no , back then Did they age ? No , she was in high school back then . I don't think cartoons age . Well , she was in high school then , so she was not . That means I love you . I do remember that one . I forgot about that one . I don't think cartoons age Because I was watching . I think it was Simpsons in South Park , family Guy Family Guy that show's funny too , although I have seen those guys old in those movies , haven't they been an adult before ? Oh yeah , in the future , in episodes . Yeah , you know what other shows I was watching ?
Speaker 1Speaking of TV shows , what I've been watching ? A lot of Air Disasters . I don't know why would you watch that ? It's interesting because all these planes crashing I say I tell you so , and there's always planes crashing we never even heard of half of these on the news . No , because they're all airlines in other parts of the world . But they all have happened in the last 20 years . Oh sure , there's like thousands of them and they , well , I think small planes . It's like there's thousands of them a year . Why not flying anymore and they can figure out every single one Either it's pilot air or something might happen . Single one , either it's pilot air or , yeah , something might happen , but a lot of it , yeah , it could be . Well , it's one or the other , obviously , but they figure it out every single time . Like one was this generator that they have in the back ?
Speaker 1Speaking of , did they ever find that one plane that they think Malaysia , malaysia ? Yeah , they did . I don't know , I don't know . This was one I was watching tonight before you got here . It was the one right after that Same airline and the same thing that happened . That like disappeared the Malaysia . One's weird because like the whole thing just disappeared , right ? I mean , didn't they find parts of it like watchable in , like Australia or something like that ? Yeah , yeah , yeah , that's .
Speaker 1Anyways , I've been watching a lot of that . It's very interesting to me . What is that on ? It's on , Not the Smithsonian channel . It's on , I think it's on Reels . See , I don't have Reels . Oh , great , that's where you get live PD . It's not live PD , it's on patrol . Now , I don't have the Reels . It's a great show . Yeah , it's a great show . Yeah , it's a great show . I like that show a lot . Yeah , I don't get that one , I just get cops , that's like always . On .
Speaker 1Speaking of flying , I was going to give you a Daryl update . He's like I can almost do , like you know , on the local channel they always do . Where in the world is Lou Nanny , the local hockey legend ? That's their intro to him . We could almost say where in the world is Daryl ? Where is Daryl now ? Well , funny , you should ask .
Speaker 1Last week he was just up in Sweden . Yeah , I remember that , the Swedish meatballs . He went to Amsterdam , then he went up to Sweden and now he's down in the Canary Islands . I don't know where that is . It's like just on the west coast of Morocco , africa , south of Spain . Yep , did he make it to Spain ? Has he been to Spain ? Oh , yeah , he's been to Spain , he's done . He's coming home next Tuesday . Wow , that's a long time . Yep , the six of them Buddies from oh , yeah , he's been to Spain , he's done . He's coming home next Tuesday . Wow , that's a long time . Mm-hmm . Yeah , the six of them buddies from North Dakota . They all met him up . They're meeting in the Canary Islands for the week and that's off the coast of Morocco .
Speaker 1Yep , in southeast , that's the Straits of Gibraltar , so it's like 70s ? Well , yeah , that's the state . That's the Straits of Gibraltar . Isn't that where they thought like the Hercules statue was or something like that ? There's feet and bolts . I don't know , that's somewhere else . Never mind , I don't know about that . I think it's something else .
Speaker 1Legend yeah , that guy's been a world traveler , I don't know where to . I still don't . West of . Okay , go down . Oh wait , yeah , go down . Yep , just go left . That's right there . See that futsal To the way out , to the last futsal , right here . Okay , go down south of that . There you go . Santa Cruz de Teneres , that's where he's at . Santa Cruz de Teneres , oh , okay , I'm not a world traveler , I did not know that . What's he doing out there ? They take a boat , or he flies , they flew . Yeah , they went golfing today .
Speaker 1It's supposed to be like a tropical , but it's because it's closer to the equator , but it was only like in the 70s . What's wrong with that ? Is that a volcano ? That might be a nuclear spot . I don't know what that is . We have to Google Earth , though . We're looking around . That might be where nuclear bombs Come all over something . I don't know .
Speaker 1Anyways , so , yeah , he's there , he's been all around . So he's been to Italy , france , ireland , denmark this might be a volcano . Italy , france , ireland , denmark it might be volcanoes . Sweden , canary Island , spain . He was in Switzerland , yeah , yeah , he's been in all of them .
Speaker 1Germany Did he go to Romania ? Right now he's in Germany . He didn't go to Romania . No , he didn't . Huh , no , he went to Croatia , though , didn't he ? Wasn't that a thing ? He didn't make it to Croatia , he didn't . I think it was Slovenia , maybe . See , croatia , I've heard I remember watching that that's supposed to be the nicest place in the world . Right , I heard it's really good . My neighbor I've ever been . I watched Chef Ramsay do that , where he goes out to different countries and does his cooking . He competes with a Michelin star chef somewhere . Yeah , and he did the Croatia one .
Speaker 1I'm thinking about maybe Ukraine , lake Kiv , I don't know if that's a good idea . Or Moscow Probably okay , moscow , I'd be honest with you . How about North Korea ? Yeah , no , I wouldn't go there . There's people that go to North Korea just to . Why do they have to do that ? You know , you know you're gonna not be good . Or like Afghanistan hey , let's go hiking the mountains out . There are supposed to be something , though . I mean it's supposed to be cool , whatever . Yeah , I wouldn't , I wouldn't , I'm not going to make it back . Yeah , north Korea , that's just .
Speaker 1Can you even Google Earth it ? North Korea ? Like what do you mean ? Like Pyongyang ? You want to go to Pyongyang ? Can you see stuff there ? I thought maybe they would have it .
Speaker 1I don't think you have street view . Look how clean it is there . I don't think you have street view . Probably , make it Wait . Is that a pickleball court in Pajink ? The DPRK friendship ? That's basketball .
Speaker 1There's nobody out there because they're all like slaves there . You can't do nothing . Yeah , that's crazy . I don't even want to look at that . I don't even want to go there . I don't even know if it's a good idea to be looking at it because they might come find you . No , you can look at it . I don't know if it's a good idea to be looking at it because they might come find you . No , you can look at it . I don't like it . It's like being on a . I'm scared of heights and I'm scared of North Korea . It's like the same feeling I get . I just don't think you want to go to the other parts of North Korea . I think Pyongyang is probably okay . You don't want to go across the border ? No , no , you're done .
Speaker 1This . Looks like a ghost town here . I know it's kind of clean , though it's because I bet you nobody lives here . Well , that's just fake house , because they're all dead , they're all in prison . Their job is to make everything look good . On Google Earth it looks like it's almost overgrown a little bit .
Speaker 1I don't know , that's not Anyways , that little bit . I don't know , that's not Anyways , that's crazy . Yeah , no , don't go there . I'm empty . Oh , we got to talk about Brandy's . We're 17 minutes into it . I got to tell you about a Brandy's story , an E&J story , but I'm actually empty too , because I had started drinking mine while I was sitting up . Oh , I got so many things to say . All right , we'll stay quick . Let's take a quick five Now . I'm getting into it . All right ,
E&J Appreciation and Cocktail Hour Plans
Speaker 1see ya . All right , welcome back .
Speaker 1Hey , a little shout out to Buzzsprout . So if you guys want to start your own podcast , go check out Buzzsprout . It helps you get it on the line , as I say , and it gets you all the . There's just so much information on there . I mean it helps you get it on the line . They have the AI co-host now . They have that helps you . Like , break it all down .
Speaker 1We are AI right now , you don't even know it . We could do that . What if we could do that ? Well , we are right now . I think AI does . They have Magic Master . They help you get monetized for things . Go check out Buzzsprout . If you want to start your own podcast , don't forget to mention Brains and BS and Idiot Jets . It's amazing . Anyways , I don't think we're AI , I think we're just I . Yeah , we're just I . I'm right . Yeah , I'm good with that . Yeah , we're just going to be I . Yeah , we don't need AI , we'll just be I . We don't need A , and so we are . We're I and I . I On the clock . I like it .
Speaker 1I thought Q was going to be a guest tonight . Q is golfing , simulated golfing , simulated golfing , golfing simulating . Oh you know what , before we get into golfing because I want to talk about that , because I was at a simulator this week and I'm getting golf lessons because I suck , I want to get golf lessons and basically I suck . I'm getting golf lessons because I suck , I want to get golf lessons and basically I suck , I'm doing everything wrong . Okay , and so that's what the pro told you .
Speaker 1She was super awesome . She's like here's why . Oh yeah , she's good . So you went to her . She's a looker , well , so that's what sold you . She's probably that's what sold you . She's probably in her upper 60s maybe , but she's a looker . Oh yeah , she's a nice looking lady . She lost her husband like a year or two ago , two years ago , super nice lady . I'm kind of confused now , five minutes , wait a second . No , I didn't mean she was a looker , she's very . I would say she's attractive for an older lady , but that's not . Why Was it discounted or something ? No , because she's a lady . No , she's the gulf bro at the local shop .
Speaker 1Oh , and I told her what I wanted to get done and she's like swing she goes . I'm going to tell you what's wrong In like two seconds . It's my swing . What did you do ? Because I'm going like I know you can't see , but I'm going like this and you've got to keep this arm straight when you come back . That's the whole problem , that's it Pretty much . And so I did it . And when I did it right , I did hit the ball , perfect . I was like oh , but it feels really awkward . Like she goes , yeah , you've got to practice . But Like she goes , yeah , you got to practice . But then Negs was there too .
Speaker 1She hit a hole in one of 125 yards on the machine . It's a machine , though . No , no , it's similar . You can set it up to easy . No , no , no , no . This is , we're practicing , we're getting better . She hit a hole , she almost hit it . She hit one . It was like a yard . I hit one nose of yard and then she hit one , and so the lady bought us a drink . So my point was well , the drink , wait , where's this at ? They had drinks , the country club . So she bought me an E&J Because the exil hit a hole in one .
Speaker 1Weren't you talking crap about me going to a country club before ? And so now you're a member of the country club . See , don't sell this more very common Up here . You're the country club . Did I say country club ? It's not a country club . I'm pretty sure it's called a country club . No , it's called golf club . It's not a country club , it's a golf club . It's like an up north bar . That's kind of what a country club is .
Speaker 1No , it's not like your hoity-toity where you got to wear shit . When are you going to wear shit ? Well , when you wear that goddamn boat shoes and your polo . I don't have boat shoes . When you don't have your sweater on , I don't own boat shoes . You have this . I don't even know what boat shoes would be . Are those Crocs ? No , they're like penny loafers or whatever .
Speaker 1And then you wear the sweater over your shoulders and not on , and have the polo underneath , and then you have your shirt buttoned up to the top I'm not a big sweater guy . You're not wearing it . You drape it over top of you . No , that'd be too hot . That's a country club , it's not for heat , it's for looks , and I wouldn't wear it because it'd be too warm . For Christ's sake . You know what I'm talking about .
Speaker 1They don't allow that up there . They got ENJ up there . That was my point . I appreciate that ENJ . It went around the whole Because when you're members of the country club , they will order whatever you want . Okay , look it up right now . What ? Look it up , look up that country club and see if they got ENJ outside . But right now they do not . Well , I'm you make a valid point . Actually , let me rekindle that , because when I was a member at this golf club , they did not have it and I told them you need to have it or else I ain't coming . And they have it .
Speaker 1And the new assistant manager she was part-time at my first school . She's like , yeah , we got it for you , and now other people like it too . I told you , but guess , where else has it ? Where the place we went to Sunday Funday dinner . Oh yeah , they had it there . Yeah , that was an upgrade . See , e&j , yeah , that was an upgrade . You guys owe us so much . They didn't have that for years . No , we finally got them to start ordering . Yes , so , a&j , I know you guys listen to us . Well , I shouldn't say for years . It's a fairly new restaurant . It's only been open for a couple years , but they just started carrying it probably , yeah , not that long ago .
Speaker 1I think A&J owes us at least a thank you or , you know , a bottle or two , or , yeah , you think , driven business to them . I got the college campuses . We sell it in the bars . Yeah , we push it to the bars and the college campuses . College campuses , it's like number one on the frat houses and everyone . Of course , they're legal age , the legal age drinkers , but everyone , this is their go-to drink . E&j , when are you guys going to figure out that you can probably fire ? Fire all your sales staff and just have us tour the country for you . We can go on the road to each market . They can definitely fire the sales staff because I don't think they're doing their job .
Speaker 1Chris , I think I had a say at the airport in the one bar you had what I think I had a say in getting in at that one , the diner bar , the one you found it last time . Yeah , I think , because I told them like what the shit do you have the Christian Brothers in here ? Nobody likes that shit . Get E&J . Do they still have Christian Brothers ? They probably do , because it's probably still sitting there . No , not there . They just have E&J , though , and you see how the bottom was almost empty in that picture I sent you . Yeah , that means people are ordering it . See , if it's there , they'll get it . Probably our listeners for sure . Thank you , goddamn , e&j . Give us a call . I'm going to send you an email tomorrow . We should reach out . I still want to do an E&J cocktail hour . We're going to do that , yeah , remember .
Speaker 1Yeah , oh , with the does he have an alias or no ? The singer , the Bam guy . Oh , yeah , he's going to make a bunch of drinks . He's a bartender . Oh , he's going to be playing some more when he's got some upcoming events coming . Same place , but not for a while .
Speaker 1I saw him . You saw , I saw him . Oh , at the restaurant , at the restaurant . Oh , did you talk to him ? Busy . I saw him for a second . Then he disappeared . I was waiting at the bar for a table so I ordered a cocktail and then he was gone . I saw him for like two seconds and he was gone . Then I didn't see him until we were getting ready to leave .
Speaker 1Oh , you gotta talk to him . He's good peeps . Yeah , yeah , he's good , great peeps . Yeah , we gotta get him on . He said he wanted to get on . Yeah , we can do a double promotion . We can get his band , which was Remember Bad Brothers , no , bad Bros , bro , bad Bro man , bro man , bad Bro man . Yes , the lead singer from Bad Bro man , bad Bro man . We'll get him on here . We'll talk E&J's . He'll come on .
Speaker 1I bet we can probably set up in the back room over there . Oh , yeah , I already talked to the manager . She said we can do it there anytime . Yeah , there's a whole back room over there . We can go set up . I can text her . We can set it up .
Speaker 1Do it during the day ? Yeah , during the daytime , afternoon , do it in the summertime . We can bring the Harley up there . Oh wait , don't have Harley , I'll get my scooter . You , harley , we'll scooter it up . You can scooter it up , but I'll take the Harley . I'll just no , I don't . No , I'll just yeah , we'll just drive up there .
Speaker 1It's almost time to get those things out again . The scooters , I know , no , not those . It's almost time to get the cars out . Get the bike and the car out . We got to do the switchover already . It's getting there . Oh , for Christ's sakes , I think we got to do it around Easter .
Speaker 1I don't want to do it anymore . I'm just going to pay your kids to do it this year . I'm done , that's fine , they'll do it . I don't want to do it anymore . I'm sick of it . Where it's supposed to go and there's no changing . I don't have to change anything anymore . I don't have to move this to there , because last few years we were trying to , you kept finding new things . Yeah , you kept changing things . So now we're good . Yeah , we're good . We're good , it's not bad , okay . So , yeah , I'm going to put that in notes . I'm going to put a note to talk to them about doing On the Road .
Speaker 1Actually , actually , we should have Q come with us too at the restaurant . Oh yeah , he'd be good with that one . What if we get ? Oh , we should do a cocktail hour . But we also need to get the guys that do all the smoking . The cooks what do you call those guys ? The pit master ? Yeah , pit master . Oh , at that shop . Yeah , yeah , we can get them all . I'd love to talk to that guy too . Get me a guy , oh , at that shop . Yeah , I'd love to talk to that guy too . Get Meat Guy in there . Oh , yeah , we could do a whole thing . We could have an MVP of who's who . We probably should have an anniversary show . I'm just saying I like it .
Speaker 1Do a two-hour program , but we do a two-hour . We record two hours , but we only launch one hour . If you guys want to hear the second hour , and we just . But we do a two-hour , record two hours , but we only launch one hour . If you guys want to hear the second hour , you guys tune in . Oh , I like that Cliffhanger , I like that , huh , I like it , huh , huh . See , huh , huh . Release it a week later . The other half .
Speaker 1Speaking of eating at restaurants , I got a bone to pick with you . This has been on my mind . So if you go to a restaurant , you remember when you were kids in school , yeah , yeah . And what did the janitor always hate doing after , like at the end of the school season ? Washing the back of the floors , what else ? When it came to the underneath , cleaning up the classrooms , because sometimes they threw boogers under the desk too . The adults still do that . And what was the other thing ? That was really disgusting , because I remember being in a couple places where I was with you and we had to move desks around and we looked underneath and there was stuff underneath . What was a number besides boogers ? What was the other thing ? That number this is a trivia question . Top five answers on the board Name something that's found underneath a school class desk . Well , gum , ding , ding , ding . Number one . So funny .
Speaker 1We're at a restaurant the other day and our lovely co-host here , eddie , what do you think he does with his gum ? I busted his ass , put his gum in his hand and put it underneath the table at a restaurant . I want people to send emails in right now . Tell me what your thoughts are . Have you ever done it ? Do you condone it ? Do you ? Let's hear what you guys have done . I guarantee you everybody's done it . Never in my life , never once . Oh , bullshit , never , never , once , never . You're the booger guy , though . Never pick my nose like that . Oh yeah , throw it against the wall and make that noise . That's different . Not in a restaurant . Yeah , you do .
Speaker 1I've never put a piece of gum ever underneath a desk . Why would you do that ? I think booger is worse than gum . I wouldn't put my booger in the public setting anyways . It'd be in my own house . I've seen you pick at that and pull out some long stringers before . Yeah , and put it in a napkin . I've never put it under the table . No , never , never . You put the gum under the goddamn table . What's wrong with you ? It wasn't that big of a deal . It with you . It wasn't that big of a deal . It's not , until the next guy is sitting and having a conversation and puts his hand on it and you're like what the hell is that ? It's your gum in his hand . No , it wasn't that far .
Speaker 1People throw it on the ground . I don't like that either . You throw it out in the woods where no one's going to step on it . Well , if you're in a parking lot , don't throw it in the parking lot . Gum is litter . Gum is not litter . Apples are not . It's food Since .
Speaker 1Why didn't you swallow it . Why didn't you swallow the gum ? I don't want to swallow it . Well , it's food , it's . I don't know . That's a good question . I know it is Because you don't swallow gum and you always you don't throw . I don't
The Bay Leaf Debate
Speaker 1, why would you throw a pugna ? I will spit it out , not on cement , it's got to be on even terrain , like when you're hiking . You can throw it in the woods , you can still get . No , because then the birds or the bees can eat it . Well , if it's not food , should they be eating it ? Well , maybe they want to chew it , and there's some flavor . They got bad breath . I don't think . No , I don't think that's right either , though . Well then , why you don't think that's right , but you throw it underneath your goddamn table ? I don't know . I don't know . I spit it out all the time Outside . Yeah , not in the parking lot . You step on it . That's like throwing a cigarette .
Speaker 1So have you smoked ? You throw cigarettes on the ground . No , I don't smoke , but I mean , well , if you're back in the old days , you'd throw out the window , I guess , when you were in the car . Yeah , you did . That's litter , I know , but you did it . You smoked too for a while and you threw it out . No , oh , yeah , you did . I recycled it . No , you did not . I never had a cigarette in my life that was a long time ago Never had a cigarette ever . That was not good .
Speaker 1I actually didn't mind smoking . I actually would go for one right now . I didn't mind smoking . I like it . Yeah , I like the smell of it . I do too . No , not a whole bunch of them . No , no , no , no . My purse lights up a marble light . It smells so good .
Speaker 1I like cigars , I don't . I light outside . Yeah , I don't like it when your clothes smell like when you go to a bar back in the day , when you smell like an ashtray . I was very torn at that , because I actually agree with you . I like the fact that there's no smoking bars anymore , but I could go for one , but I think it's bad . I think that was bad to make a law . But , yes , I don't know , should we go to a pack Later , maybe tonight , and smoke one ? No , just have one . No , I just want one here . I have a cigar at home , I can just do that . Yeah , I don't either . I don't really want to , at least Because cigars , I don't inhale them .
Speaker 1Well , marijuana , we get marijuana . No , I don't smoke marijuana . We can inhale , we can do that and inhale , but I don't like . I won't inhale them because that's too much . I don't really like cigars . I don't like the taste of it . The good ones I do , that's okay , I do it . Once I've done it , I'd say I'd smoke a cigar once every 7.4 years . Depends if farmers are out . If I've had a few Farmer pulls them out every once in a while , yeah , I'll have one with him every once in a while . That's probably once a year . No , because I passed last time I said , nah , no , I'm good . Yeah , but he buys the cheaper ones though .
Speaker 1Well , I like Swisher Sweets . I don't mind Swisher Sweets . You're supposed to have one with brandy anyways . Yeah , but straight brandy more . You're like more of a cognac . I don't know if it goes well with Coke . I don't know what you're talking about . It goes well with bourbon . I like bourbon .
Speaker 1All I heard was Eddie , he changed the subject swiftly and nicely and professionally to get it off of him on putting gum underneath a nice restaurant table . It was not a nice restaurant . Well , it was okay . It was not Okay . Well , it's very good .
Speaker 1Their food was terrible . Their food was awful . I threw it away . I couldn't eat it either . I heard soup . I couldn't finish the soup . The soup was bad . It was wild . It's like a staple in our state .
Speaker 1I ordered a wrap , right . I ordered a wrap . You can't screw ordered a wrap . Right , I ordered a wrap . I'm thinking you can't screw up a wrap , right . It was worse than a taco , but it was basically a Taco Bell burrito , but worse . I like Taco Bell . I like Taco Bell . Like cheese burritos . They don't make those anymore . The cheese curds weren't bad . The what ? The cheese curds weren't bad . No , those weren't too bad .
Speaker 1Anyways , I got a big announcement to make after we fill up our next one , and once we do that , a big announcement yeah , it's a big one for our listeners . I'm going right down the list . The nuffs yeah , oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , we do got to talk about that . Yeah , for sure , I know All yeah , we do got to talk about that . Yeah , for sure , I know . All right , I have it on the list , all right . Well , that's for sure going on . Yeah , right , all right , thank you , thank you , yep , all right , let's get a refill and then we'll come back with the nubs . Mm-hmm , mm-hmm . All right , Before we get into the nubs , we're going to go and talk . We're just talking off air about this while we're making a cocktail .
Speaker 1So Nags made minestrone soup . I think we talked about this already . She made minestrone . She's making great soup lately . Yeah , she made a minestrone soup because you guys had this in Italy .
Speaker 1We did , and so we're just looking at the recipes and you're talking , you're whining about the bay leaf . I don't know if whining would be the correct terminology . I would say whine Off the air . I was saying an egg soup could probably be sold and we actually make money because it's so good and I'm a highly big critic of food . Right , you call the soup kitchen . I don't know if anybody would show up . The potato soup , as I would say , is phenomenal .
Speaker 1She made a prime rib soup that was delicious . I mean , it was like crazy good . You guys made that at Christmas time too . Oh , it's so good , yeah , so good , because you took the prime rib that was left over and we had bought too much and made too much and it was like , initially , the last time you just had prime rib . So we went to Italy and we might have talked about it here and I said it was so good . Well , this week she made homemade minestrone soup .
Speaker 1So the argument came up right before we got in the air . It wasn't about how great the soup was . It was like I said , we were running around Aaron's today and he came back and I said there's only one thing that I was going to complain about . And it wasn't really a complaint , it was just one thing . I would say that I didn't One . It was this one thing . I would say that I didn't one little check mark that I would not like is because of when I ate it . And it was so good I'm trying to eat it fast , but I did add it was my idea to add the sausage , because we didn't put it in the soup , because it didn't call for it . So we had it separate and we sprinkled yeah , minestrone soup is a vegetable soup , but we sprinkled the spicy sauce on top .
Speaker 1It gave it a little bit of meat . It was great . Yeah , that meat . Oh , I loved it . But the only thing I didn't like was when I took a couple bites .
Speaker 1I had bay leaf in my mouth . You got the one bay leaf . Well , it was a couple times , because I've had a few and you're going to have some . Well , it was a couple times , because I've had a few and I'm going to say you're going to have some , I'm going to send some home , but you're only supposed to have one bay leaf in there . Oh no , there was more , you don't need more than one . Well , there was more than one , and so I tried , maybe two , and I'm like , and I started trying to chew it and I couldn't chew it and I'm like fancy , no , no , it's for flavor .
Speaker 1Does it have flavor ? Does it enhance anything ? It does the broth ? Yes , you think so . Yes , what do you put it on besides soup ? Soup , I'll put it in roast . Do you Like crockpot roast ? Well , you do . And then what do you do ? Sift it out afterwards , because usually when you do a crock pocket roll , it's going to shred . Right , you're going to overcook it . So it shreds . Well , it doesn't over-shred in the soup . No , because I tried giving it to the dog . No , no , no , the dog didn't even like it . Oh , wait , wait , wait , the bay leaf does not shred .
Speaker 1So you take the meat out and what do you mean ? Strain the other thing . You want all that grease and flavor on there . You strain out the other stuff oh , the bay leaves and the other and then the other . What the bones or anything that might be in there ? I don't like you , why ? Because you said bone . What's wrong with the bone ? You give that to the dog . You don't want to . You strain it out of the juice . You take the juice and then you make it into a gravy . You're too fancy .
Speaker 1We just scoop it out of the crock pot and put it on our plate or our bowl . We take a baked potato , you put it in the bowl , you put butter on it , put pepper on it , then you take the roast out of the crock pot and you put it on there . Then you scoop the juice out of the crock pot and you eat it like in a bowl , in a soup . You eat it like in a soup . Why do you talk like that ? Oh no , like a roast . You put it in a bowl with a potato , yeah , and then you scoop the juice all over it . It's like gravy , but it's not very . It's thin , it's thin , it's thin . Usually it's thin , it's thin . Right , but you don't put a lot . You don't put a lot . You put a little bit in . The stuff's going
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Speaker 1to . You don't want to . So you make a soup out of it A potato roast soup , okay , fine , maybe , and then you put butter on it and you dip it at the end . Oh , yeah for sure . Yeah , that bread , oh gosh .
Speaker 1Anyways , we've changed the topic . I'm not arguing that . So the whole point of this topic was bay leaves are good or no good . Bay leaves are good , but don't eat them . No , but you don't eat a lot of them either , because they actually are . They're fairly strong . What if the recipe called for it ? They typically don't call for very many of them , typically like you don't .
Speaker 1Okay , anyways , I cook more than you do , do you ? Yeah , more often , or bigger meals ? Probably both . I don't know about that . I cook about three times or four times . How many times do you do a week ? There's seven days in the week . I probably do dishes more than you do . No , probably not . No , I cook as I go . I cook most . I do dishes most times , most days . All right , let's skip . We're going to get this food we're going to get because we're going to have a food topic . I'm getting hungry now , though I know , right you , what we were coming out of break was . There was a huge announcement that we need to put out on the line yes , yeah , yeah , I heard about this . So our friends and actually you guys know her as Red . Yes , she's the one that came up with the logo , she does the one that does the social media stuff . She does everything . She does the one that does the social media stuff . She does everything . She does everything . She's awesome .
Speaker 1And I think it'd be maybe J-Lo Original J-Lo . He's never really been on the air . He's been on a couple times but he didn't talk . He's kind of like Dolly Parton's husband . Yeah , right , there you go . Right , who just passed away . Except he's like I think he's wanted by the mafia or something . Oh , he is , but we won't say his name , we just call him J-Lo 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or original .
Speaker 1He's like the ultimate guy's guy and he's good to have on your side , because I can tell that if he got mad one time that he'd be good to be on your side . Yeah , and he's just the most laid-back guy . But I don't know if he can get mad . I wouldn't want to see him mad . Hmm , I wouldn't want to see him mad . I don't know if he gets mad . I don't know if he could get . If he did get mad , that'd be bad , yeah , and he's like , he does everything . He's a good guy . He makes every dude look bad . At any rate , not anymore . Not anymore , it's all over . No , it's over Because , congratulations you two .
Speaker 1They just tied the knot legally . They've been together for 18 , 20 years , I don't know the exact . Well , the oldest is 16 , so probably 18 years of it , 18 , 19 years . Well , we actually , we actually well , ice T , 20 years , sweet T married , and you and us , we married him a few years ago at the cabin . Well , that's right , but they never took the certificate and legalized it , right . So now they legalized it this week .
Speaker 1So , congratulations you two . Yes , congratulations . Can you get a cheer or something on there , or is that on there ? There you go and guess what they have , old for celebrating . Yes , they have . What do they have ? They have some E&J . That's right they did . I was impressed with that one . They had E&J Coke for their First drink . It's like their first dance . Do you know what I had ? Oh , my god , I'm going through the sun . I'm going through the sun bar right now .
Speaker 1Something just ran across the backyard . That was not a squirrel In our studio , a dog , no , I think it was a rat . I don't know it went rat . I don't know it went that way . I don't know . Oh , it's right there . Oh , my God , what is that thing ? Oh , maybe it's a squirrel , never mind , it's a rabbit dumbass . Oh , is it a rabbit ? Oh , sorry , okay , it scared me . You haven't heard it for a while . What that's like ? Music to my ears . It is music in your ears . Everybody likes this song . Who doesn't like this song ? I know one person . Do you really ? Yeah , they're deaf . Someone bitch about it ? No , they couldn't hear it because they don't have hearing . They do sign language , or this one , yep , that's what I feel like sometimes , lots of days .
Speaker 1Well , you guys , congratulations . We're going to be seeing you guys tomorrow night and I'm sure we'll talk about the , because I'm sure you're listening right now , live , yep , on the air . Yeah , we have dinner tomorrow night with them . Is Q going ? He's going right , I think so . I didn't talk to him . I didn't answer him about that . Uh , yeah , is Q going ? He's going right , I think so . I didn't talk to him . I didn't ask him about that . Uh-huh , yep , yep , yep , yes , and we already talked to him about that . We talked about that . I mean , you get that . You kept crossing off your list . Oh , yeah , it's pretty good . I had the nuts on my list too . It going to be Well , it was a pretty interesting story .
Speaker 1I wasn't mad , I was disappointed . How am I out of a drink already ? I don't think it's been that long . I was going to talk to you about your pontoon and how , that reconstruction thing . What do we got for time ? We got about 13 minutes . Yeah , we got a couple minutes . The pontoon reconstruction I don't know it's coming along . We haven't done anything . I mean , we , we tore apart . I probably could have Found you one , for that was already put back Together for a deal . I know some my in-laws are selling theirs , but I don't . I don't . My in-laws Rebuilt Redid . Oh , that's right . He re Reupholstered all the All the stuff inside . So it's , we took it all off . So you're a pontoon person now . No , yeah , no , I'm not Speaking of that . We have a pontoon .
Speaker 1Remind me to talk to you about a topic off air when it comes to pontoons and me ramming into some people . Did you ram into somebody ? No , I'm gonna , and you're on that list too , by the way . Yeah , we did a podcast a few weeks ago . It was up at the link . Oh , you're fucking out of your mind . No , I'm not . Why do you guys say the F word Run TV . We should be on TV . How come we don't record this anymore ? Remember when the guy was here ? Yeah , and they , I know .
Speaker 1Next , we'll do it for the anniversary one , when we're at the restaurante , when we're doing it live on there . I'll get that , I'll figure it out . We gotta figure out a time and date , all right , and then I'll get it set up . We'll do it at the old smoky house there . I do want to talk to the pit master . We got to get a meat guy there and we got to get you . Do you think a meat guy will show up there ? I think he would . Do you think so ? Or would that be controversy ? Why he sells meat . They cook meat , I know , but they're competitors , aren't they Kind of Not really ? Well , he sells it , but he's not preparing it for people . No , but he knows the cuts . Well , we already talked about that . We're talking about the pit master . Wait a minute , guy , we're talking the meat . We're here to talk like the pit master who's going to say Do you think there's a pit master there ?
Speaker 1They have to right . Is that like a thing ? You hang on the wall Like a certificate that says I'm a pitmaster and you just self describe as a pit . Are you a pitmaster ? I don't know . Do you get a license ? I think it's self described . Do you ever watch the pitmaster thing on the thing ? I don't know , maybe you do . I could say I'm a pitmaster , you're not . Well , you're a gum master . Yeah , but I'm also . You're definitely not a pitmaster . You're not . Well , you're a gum master . What A gum master . Yeah , but I'm also . Yeah , you're definitely not a pitmaster .
Speaker 1Oh , really , because you do so much work on that thing . You turn it on , you put the bead on , you watch it and you take it off . Oh , wow , that's impressive . There's more to it than that . You dress the meat and you insert with some juice and you put some stuff on it . Just use AI . There's more to it ChatGBT . I can just go . Chatgbt . What , what's chatGBT ? I can do chatGBT , say , hey , what's the best way to put ? They're not going to cook it for you , though . No , I know , give me the instructions on how to put the best meat on the goddamn smoker . You're getting into the AI now . No , I'm I , you're I . I know , but you need the A though . No , I don't need the A , you need the A on the line .
Speaker 1I know how to cook ribs . I used to do it in the oven , because Q would tell me how to do it in the oven Before all this . Oh , he used to do it in the oven all the time . See , I like my ribs that fall off the bone . Right , I don't want to chew on them .
Speaker 1Some people like to chew . I like them when they fall off the bone , I do . I don't like when you pick them up and the bone falls off . I do . I like to be able to grab it but you bite the teeth and then it falls right off . No , I don't care , I like it when it falls off the bone and then you bite the meat off of it . I'm okay with that . It shouldn't fall off like you grab the bone and everything falls apart . I would say I'm not against that , but I prefer if it slides off the bone . Yes , it slides off the bone when you bite it . No , just pick the bone when it comes up . The bone's just getting away . I just eat it .
Speaker 1I like it . I'm not opposed to it that way . I like it as long as the flavor is good . Actually , I've cooked some ribs on the smoker , have you really ? Oh yeah , oh yeah , and I've tried it . And just like salmon . I know how to do salmon on the grill . Just leave me alone .
Speaker 1I know what I'm talking about . I'm not going to smoke . You know why I don't smoke all that goddamn meat ? Why ? Because it's a little too rich for me . Well , you're talking about like , the only thing you'd think is rich is like I like the barbecue , the brisket , I like barbecue sauce , I like it and I like some of the meat , but I like ribs , but some of that pork is a little too rich for me . I'm not saying I don't like it , I don't not like it . I think the best thing is pulled chicken . Though I love chicken , chicken on the smoker is awesome . I think you think pulled meat is great . I do . I do like my meat pulled . I like food . I like my meat pulled . Speaking of that ? Actually , it's not really speaking of that . Actually , it's not really Speaking of that . Do you know what Gets rid of ?
Speaker 1You know what On those reels we were talking about earlier ? Yeah , yeah , you know what I saw . Huh , you know what gets rid of Dogs bad breath , what this is from a so called veterinarian . I don't know if it's true or not . Is this real ? Is I don't know ? You should AI this .
Speaker 1They said that the best way to get rid of your dog's bad breath is feeding him . Take a guess . Take a guess . I have no idea . Just take a stand . I'll give you a hint . It's a fruit . Oh Well , actually , technically , I guess it'd be a vegetable Pineapple , I think it'd be a vegetable because
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Speaker 1it has seeds in it . Tomato , because vegetables have seeds , right . Cucumbers , watermelon . What I'm just saying ? I'm just saying I'm not saying , I'm just saying Give your dog some watermelon . This would be like yeah , ai it . I'm Tony , that's what I saw in the reels .
Speaker 1It said give your dog watermelon . It gives your dog good breath . Well , let's take a look at this . So , yes , I can't read , I don't have my glasses on . Yes , watermelon can help With your dog's bad breath . See , your co-pilot is agreeing with me . The high water content In watermelon helps keep your dog's bad breath . See , your co-pilot is agreeing with me . The high water content in watermelon helps keep your dog hydrated , which we don't . That has nothing to do with it , which essentially remains oral health . Oh , chewing on watermelon can also help remove debris from the teeth . Well , whatever .
Speaker 1However , it is important to remember that watermelon should be given in moderation and without seeds or rind , as these can be harmful to dogs . Well , seeds and rind can be harmful to people , right ? I mean you should eat seeds . You think I'm going to take the goddamn seed and the rind off of the damn dog ? You want me to cut up and put a bow on it ? I don't think you're supposed to eat the seed . Should I put whipped cream on it ? I don't think you're supposed to eat seeds of fruit . You know what ? Go chew on your deer bone . I do give the dog deer bones . They find them in the woods . I give my chickens deer bones . They like that .
Speaker 1You never gave me that bill for my dog killing your chicken . What Didn't my dog kill your chicken ? So I owe you money for that . You ate a chicken , yes , or didn't eat it . You gotta send me the . You don't owe me money for that . Your dog ate a chicken , yes , or didn't eat it . You got a chicken . You got to send me the . You know your dog doesn't . You don't owe me anything for that . Yeah , the dog . It wasn't the dog's fault , it's my kid's fault . I let the dog go where the chicken's at . It's not your kid's fault , it's the goddamn dog . The dog's the one that ate .
Speaker 1Well , it's pretty common Farm dogs . Well , no , they're around them . Well , we're farm dogs . Normal dogs eat chickens . They shouldn't . Well , they're going to . That's just what they do . We can replace it . When are you going to go ? By the way , I'm not going to replace it .
Speaker 1All right , should we have one more weak one and then do a regular wrap-up ? Yeah , let then do a regular wrap up . Do a quick segment . What's Snoops ? Yeah , we got five minutes . Should we just finish up right now ? You can keep it going . I can make us one . No , I can't . No , that's okay . What's Snoops ? What ? I don't know what Snoops means . I had that written down . Snoops , oh , you're snooping , that's right . You're the guy that snoops for presents . And it was back to the gum thing . Sorry , we already hammered that out . That was dumb . Yeah , no , but no , I was going to say did you see all that outbreak lately and the tornadoes ?
Speaker 1How's your mom doing ? Did she get tornadoes down there ? I don't think . No , she's not there In Monroe . I think she's down . She's in Louisiana . Arkansas had all these tornadoes this week . Monroe is in Louisiana . She's been in Florida , I think . Oh , really , yeah , they went down towards the Keys . Oh , fetish Fest , is it what it's ? Fetish Fest , that's where you go down this time of year . You go down there and you put pasties on your nipples , mm-hmm , yep , I'm pretty sure , I'm pretty sure mom was down for that . No , you just cut off jean shorts , shorts , oh hey . And then you that , oh , I did tell you that .
Speaker 1Our old neighbor from the neighborhood back where I live , no , no , no . At the welding shop , at the welding shop , welding shop , hold on , hold on the welding shop . The guy that does welding , oh , yeah , his family . We're supposed to go there tomorrow . Yeah , he's a free baseman . Yeah , you saw me there . Yeah , I keep thinking old name , but I'm thinking of the guy that kicks the dogs . The guy that kicks the dogs , he moved to North Carolina . Oh , stiebel , stiebel , yeah , no , no , no , no , no , no . Yeah , I know he's a free baseman . Is he a listener ?
Speaker 1I didn't even talk to him about it . We could go see him if we got a ride for us afterwards , because we probably have a couple beers and then we could go down to that restaurant . But I got to run to my aunt's place early morning . All right , wait , wait , wait , I got to get . How about this ? I have my kid drop us off there and the girls pick us up there to the restaurant .
Speaker 1All right , can you pause it , because I got to pee For real . Yeah , our listeners won't know I'm going to pee my pants , alright , and we're back . Oh , that's right , it wasn't like a music break . No , we did a pause . Oh , that's right .
Speaker 1This is kind of like I . This is well not for you . No , I'm just I . This is great , I forgot . This is kind of like I . This is not for you . No , I'm just I . That was I . That was kind of like I . I got a little leg in there . I'll take that off .
Speaker 1Anyways , I have no idea where it's at . Oh , I was talking about the welding guy from the welding company . So he was a free man . What does that mean ? I don't know . I just remember from Oak Island . I thought that meant he was trying to get somebody out of prison . He told me that he knew where the National Treasurer is . I said they already found it . I saw the movie . Yeah , nick Cage . Yeah , he found it . Yeah , yeah , they had to do certain things . I know where it is too .
Speaker 1I thought you were talking about a guy getting released from jail or prison . His name was Mason , but I didn't know what you were talking about . No , he's a free Mason . I know that's what I'm saying . Yeah , no , he was in jail . No , okay , no , you know he's a free Mason . He's like the . So I'm kind of curious what actually goes in there .
Speaker 1It's BS . It's a way for guys to get away from their wives . Well , why don't you just go to the bar ? No , because you're not . You don't say that , because it's a little bit easier to get . Hey , I got to go down to the . It's like like , if you're a military guy , you've got to go down to the VFW . He did .
Speaker 1He's doing the big barbecue , though . He's cooking all of it . He's doing a whole bunch of pork butts . That's right , we were going to go there . They make their own barbecue sauces and he's got this one that is supposed to be . Did you say sauces ? Yeah , sauces . There's multiples , there's three of them . Gotcha , yep , so he's got a Carolina one . He said it's freaking incredible and he's taking credit that he made it or he's part of the crew that makes it . He's part of the crew that makes it . I don't think he he didn't invent that one . He smokes the meat because he works at the welding shop , so he made his own huge big smoker .
Speaker 1Right , yeah , I think I've seen it . I haven't . We should borrow it from Momorandi . Oh , we should go . Well , I could talk to him , so I got to . So here's the thing In the morning we can talk to this off here . But you know why I say we could talk about this off here . We end up talking about it on air . It doesn't matter , it is the same thing . I'll go take care of my aunt early in the morning .
Speaker 1Bring a nail , or are you going to actually get picture hangers ? No , I'm going to Like the real ones , I'm going to . Are you going to stop by the Walmart or the Harbor Hank ? No , the Ace Harbor . The Ace Harbor has those little hangers . There's only two , the gold ones .
Speaker 1No , I don't like those Special hangers , and some of them I'll use nails and some of them I'll use the screw with the anchor Easy anchor , yeah , because only like two . I felt two of them that were kind of heavier and I'd probably use an anchor on those . The rest I'll use a nail . Do you have a level ? Yeah , are you going to bring a level ? Yeah , yeah , and tape measure , laser , no , no , laser , no , laser , oh , why do you get them straight around the room ?
Speaker 1No , and what's the height to the center ? Again , I always got to call you . Is it 67 ? I can never remember . It depends on most of it , most pictures . I like to hang it like five feet to the center , but it depends on the . So 60 . Yeah , because , because offices are different , that's commercially , yeah , commercial is 67 , right , no , it's commercially 60 . 62? , 60 . But you just said I like to do 5 feet . That is 60 . Yeah , so it is 60 , no matter what , that's what I do . Sent to the center , Correct , okay , I got it . So it's a larger picture . Your top is going to be , you know . Say it's in , all right , we'll do it at 60 . Yeah , I . What I was going to say was I'll get that knocked out and then we've got to figure out how we get out to that thing .
Speaker 1Pre-game , before the wedding reception , I told you why don't we have one ? We've got to have your kids drive us . I have my kid drive us there , drop us off . Do it At the thing At the oh , the Freemason . Yeah , and the girls can pick us up and take us to the reception . I don't know if my girl's going to want to do that . I think she's going to want to go to the Freemason thing . Well then , let's just go to the Freemason thing . We may Uber it tomorrow night . I think . A reception , we probably should Uber it . Can we group Uber it ? Yeah , maybe I don't need to . Well , you don't , but I think I'm going to Uber it . I don't want to risk it tomorrow . I think we're going to get after it a little bit .
Speaker 1Are we doing something after this dinner ? Wait , wait , I don't know . Is there something going on that I don't know about ? I don't know . It's a reception , shouldn't we be ? It's not like a real reception , though I thought we'd go to a strip club . It's not like a real reception . Well , yeah , it is . I mean it is , but it's not . It's not like it's a good .
Speaker 1Well , we gotta make it a nice one . What the hell ? We gotta do at least something funny . Is it open bar ? We should have open , goddamn bar . We should text it . Is it Reception , open Bar ? Do it . Do it right now . Do it live on the air , do it . Should I text both of them ? Yeah , say hey . We're live on the air right now . We have an open bar tomorrow night and do that at E&J . See , there's red . See , brandy's and BS are wondering if we're going to have to get an Uber or not . We're going to have Brandy's and BS pay for the Uber . Oh and , by the way , there's no chance we're ever going to get .
Speaker 1Right now I would say no chance , but currently there's a very slim chance that we're going to be a sponsor on the Pickle Bowl championship . Why ? Last Sunday they had the Pickle Championships on Fox 9 . The main Fox and the sponsors was like Humana , it was like Ford and it was like what's wrong ? I don't know where you're going with this , because we're a little short on funding for the sponsorship . Are you serious ? I mean those kind of big sponsors . Yes , it's getting big .
Speaker 1The guy has an eight-time championship and it was just BS . I watch it . They're not even that good . They're not even that good . I mean , don't get me wrong , they're good . I know he's good , but it's not like . I guarantee somebody where we played last week at that , where your soup was so good , somebody there could have beat these guys . I'm not joking .
Speaker 1It wasn't like volley , volley , volley . It was . They were always making a mistake on the return . It was either too deep or it hit the net . That's what happened and that's what happens at the local establishment . It wasn't like Ditter Lake .
Speaker 1I copied you on it . Oh shit , what did you see ? Oh geez , oh geez , I didn't do anything bad . I just said we're doing a podcast . If open bar tomorrow night at reception , I want to know if there's any dancing . Are we dancing ? Oh yeah , you got to ask that . Are we doing the chicken dance or the electric slide ? We already had a reception when they got married the first time . Electric slide , we had the whole thing . And then my old man Was talking about it today . He was like I don't know what you guys were doing . I walked her down the aisle and the next thing you knew you were having a wedding and I didn't know what was going on . He said that's a nice thing . I don't know what you guys were doing . I was about ready for bed and you guys had a wedding .
Speaker 1It was 11.20 when it started . We looked it up From the pictures , like on your line , on your camera . It was late because they had brought back all those outfits , right . I did the music for the . We could have brought all the outfits out . Yeah , I did the music for the . Is that the thing ? We can bring all the outfits out ? Yeah , I did the music for the reception . I played all the classics . Yeah , yeah , da-na-na-na-na-na , da-na-na-na-na-na-na . Electric slide . Yeah , the electric slide . I did the roll out the barrel Right For the Polish people . Oh , yeah , it was great . Anyways , you guys chicken dance . Yeah , we did the chicken dance . Great dance , I like it . Q likes the chicken dance , anyways .
Speaker 1So tomorrow night we'll have more content . I tell you what we're going to have more content . So I got to run all the way to the town down there . Do all this stuff come back . Then we got to get out to the barbecue . That doesn't start until what time did I say it was Three . Three , is that when it started ? I don't know what time is dinner . Seven , I guess it's plenty of time . That was too much time . That's a lot of drinks . Yeah , we got to have beer and get out there , but then we're going to have to , because I was asked if I was being the driver tomorrow .
Speaker 1I can recruit him . I can recruit my kid . You think they'd drive us . Are they driving us here , though ? I'd pay them . Yeah , they'd drive you , I'll pay them . What does the Uber rate ? It'd probably be like $50 . I don't know . I'm sure he can drive you . I'll pay him $50 . I'll pay him a frickin' $100 . How's that ? I don't care , I'm not going to . I don't think . I want to have a good time . I don't want to worry about driving .
Speaker 1Let's talk on the air right now . That's right . We keep talking . That's what makes the show good . That is what makes the show good , because we're all talking . Everybody's singing .
Speaker 1After the show , I'll check with a kid , because what's the point of having a 16-year-old ? You can't make him drive us around ? Well , he can make money . We'll pay him . Well . Oh , I got a game . Oh , my God , I forgot we got to do one more segment . We're done . We can't . No , I can't . I got a game . Save me some next time . No , it's a great game . What kind of game ?
Speaker 1I ask you questions and then you guess the answer it's this new game I made up . It's an invention . It's like Cherry Pursuit . I don't know what that is . I mean it's . I don't know what that means . Q&a I don't know what you're talking about . I don't know what you're . What's that mean ? Just okay , real quick . All right , go ahead . We're only a couple of hours and then we're going to wrap it up . Oh , we're going to wrap what up ? Well , it's an hour and ten minutes already . What do ? All right , go ahead .
Speaker 1So do you like the 1980s ? Do you like animals ? Do you like Bible ? Do you like Christmas ? Do you like easy ? Do you like hard ? Not in a sexual way , but in a challenging way ? Do you like famous women ? Do you like food ? Do you like kids ? Do you like general ? Do you like geography or do you like people ? Yes , which one would you like , sir ? Yes , okay , we'll do . We'll do General . Do kids , kids , four kids ? No , that's too easy . Why ? We'll do that . We'll do general . What kind of game is this ? It's rigged . Let me ask you this Do people , do people Alternatively Name Christmas star ?
Speaker 1What flower was named by the United States First ambassador to Mexico ? I'm sorry , what was that ? What Alternatively Name Christmas star ? What flower was named by the United States First ambassador To Mexico ? Three seconds , please , three . It was in 1828 . Come on Two . It's red . Three seconds , please , three . It was in 1828 . Come on Two . It's red . It's got red leaves . I know I can picture it . I can't think of the name Poinsettias . Poinsettias , yes , it was Joel Roberts Poinsettias First named the Poinsettia in 1828 , while he was the US minister to Mexico . In addition to Mexico , the Poinsettia is indigenous to Guatemala .
Speaker 1I actually did know that Difficulty . Very easy . I did know that I could not think of the name of the plant . Well , this is a great game . I don't know what it's called , but we're going to have to come up with a name to it . All right , I didn't know that one , I just could not think of it .
Speaker 1What would you be studying if you saw arches , whorls and loops ? Question mark Architecture . That is incorrect . The correct answer is fingerprints . No , yeah , the ridges on the fingertips , known as fingerprints , are used with a grip in humans . So there's no arches , whorls , or what was the other one ? Whorls is spelled W-H-O-R-L-S and loops . There's none of that in architecture . The answer is fingerprints . I think you're wrong .
Speaker 1Okay , what company logo featured in the movie Cast Away that's with Tom Hanks contains an arrow between two of the letters ? Oh , that's kind of funny . That would be a very smart question . I can picture it . The name of the company ? It was a FedEx box , but the heart with the arrow through it . I don't remember the name . What company logo is the question ? Fedex , you are correct , but the heart with the thing with the logo , no , wait , no , no , that's wrong . That's wrong Because the heart with the logo with the arrow going , no , no , that's wrong . That's wrong Because the heart with the logo with the arrow going through it was that other lady's logo . I'm going to read the question one more time there , smarty pants , what company logo featured in the movie Castaway contains an arrow between two of the letters ? You're overthinking it . You're right , fedex . Once you see the arrow between the E and the X , the white space in FedEx , you'll see it every time . It's secondary edition by the logo designer to indicate movement and speed Difficulty average .
Speaker 1What does Volkswagen , the popular German car , mean in English ? Oh , hmm , hmm , hmm , um , uh-huh , mm-hmm , mm-hmm , mm-hmm , mm-hmm , mm-hmm . Are you iHearting it right now ? Yeah , volkswagen , I mean English . That's volume . You're cheating . You're cheating . It doesn't say I don't know . The answer is people's car . We have two more . What does this mean ? People's car ? Yeah , oh , because they're German . Like the Nazi thing .
Speaker 1Can you play that one song ? Is that the Nazi thing ? Can you play that one song . No , da da da , ch , ch , ch . What's that song called ? No , that one's great too , but can you play the other one ? You have to go on the collab top . Oh , which one is it ? It's called Da Da Da .
Speaker 1Remember back in that Volkswagen commercial , like in the 90s or 2000, . They played that A da da da , a hookah , haka , haka , hoo . You don't remember that one ? It's a great tune . My brother-in-law remember that one . That's a great tune . My brother-in-law knows that one . I can phone a friend , he knows it . I can't think of it .
Speaker 1Is it a Volkswagen song ? I'll tell you what it is . If you want to music it , just go da-da-da , Volkswagen , da-da-da . I'll tell you what it is . For Christ's sake , people are driving on the road . It's so-and-so , right , right , commercial , da-da-da , a hootie boogie , da-da-da-da . It's a German , germany , german Volkswagen . Nope , that ain't it . Oh , yeah , it is , but it sounds funny . It's kind of . It's not really like YouTube , it's like a . It sounds like you're getting static or something . But that is a song . Ahooka hookahucka . That don't sound as clear as her breakdance is on . All right , no , it doesn't , but it's da-da . The name is called Da Da Da . That's what I said From 1997 .
Speaker 1I know my music and , by the way and by the way , you and QDawg , when he's listening to our next podcast we are in the running to go up and do the . I might secure it next weekend up at the Sigma Chi frat house . We might have to go up there and actually do the . Are we really ? No , are we in the running ? We are , we are . How'd that happen ? Because J-Lo number 20 . J-lo 20 is in charge of all that . So Sally's BF is in charge of all that , and I think there's some difficulties . Oh , hey , oh , we got one . We got a cha-cha slide too . So , anyway , so Sally's boyfriend's in charge of it ? Is he in the same frat ? Yeah , but when it's so hard for me to remember when Daryl and his buddy get back , they're coming back early and we're going to be up there the next weekend . They might help With us getting up there Doing the DJ work For , like , the main party or for just for the the main party .
Speaker 1Wow , yeah , we ain't fucking around , we ain't doing that fucking B-Squad shit , we're doing the real shit . Well , we gotta do a show , right . We're doing a show up there right , pre-game For sure . I mean , I said I might just enroll there Just to be a member . Okay , next question oh shit , I forgot I was still doing this . Okay , go ahead . That one's too hard .
Speaker 1In what month is the official first day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere ? That's stupid . It's June . Never mind , let's go to the next one . Let's go to the one here .
Speaker 1Sometimes used to indicate weight in octothorpey . I don't know how to pronounce it , it's O-C-T-O . But the only problem is none of that makes it on the air . No , it's named as what it's number , hash or pound signed . Okay , do it again .
Speaker 1Where would you
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Speaker 1find a I don't know the pronunciation , I'll spell it for you the letter G-N-O-M , as in Mary O-N . What was it ? G-n-o ? No , no , the spelling is G . The letter G N-O-M , as in Mary O-N . Gnome no , that's not gnome , it's like gnomon . Where would you find that ? Easy , I'm Googling it . I have no idea it's so easy . Come on , people .
Speaker 1The modern Wikipedia here . It's ancient Greece , ancient Greek . It's a little pointer that casts a shadow on the face of a sundial . I did not know that . I will never forget that as long as I live . I did not know that . I will never forget that If someone says , hey , does anybody know what that little pointer is that casts a shadow on the face of a sundial is .
Speaker 1I'm like , yeah , it's a gnomon . Is it the shadow itself , or is it the little triangle on the stone ? No , it's the little pointer that casts the shadow . It's the pointer , not the shadow . So it's the stone . It's like the thing on top of the stone , the triangle here , like this . Here I got that . Let me show you . It's that thing . Yes , so this thing is a gnomon , that's a gnomon . Gnomon , yeah , and as you can see , wait , wait , yeah , is it gnomon ? I don't know the pronunciation . I mean , if you think about gnome , it's probably gnomon . Gnomon , right , I would go with gnomon , I mean right , I think the G is silent . It's got to be silent , which is really weird .
Speaker 1Okay , spanish consumption rose by over 33% in the USA in 1931 . Well , it's what is the main reason commenters gave for this ? Popeye , you are absolutely correct . The release of the Popeye comic strip . Yeah , 100% , you're so smart .
Speaker 1Yeah , which food item connects a 1970s American band featuring David Gates in a 1980s British sitcom written by Carla Lane . 1980s British sitcom . I'm not real off to date With my British sitcoms . That was boring . I gotta be honest with you . I'm gonna give you the answer . What is it ? Bread ? It's stupid , I'm sorry . What Bread ? Bread , as in , like what you eat , yeah , bread .
Speaker 1What kind of game you got going on here ? I'm sorry , this is terrible . I'm actually . This is terrible . I've actually I've been reading . You need to select these things ahead of time . Okay , this is the last one . This is stuff that I've learned in the last week . I wrote it down on my notebook so that I could share my knowledge with you . It's a fun fact . The name of the show is called Are these words of the day ? No , the name of the game is called Fun Facts . Do you or do you not know ? I'm going to go with a question . This is my last one and I'll get more for next show . Here's the last and final question .
Speaker 1The Procter Gamble Company first sold their unsinkable bar soap in 1879 . What was it called ? Hmm , oh my gosh , soap , ivory Spring . That was a very good guess , but that is incorrect . The correct answer is Ivory Soap , ivory soap , mm-hmm . And you know why ? Is all soap ? For the soap float ? Yes , you know why . The classic soap was established to have a pH value of 9.5 and claimed to be 99 , 44 , slash 100% pure 44% . The white , gently scented soap was one of P&G's Procter Gamble's oldest products and was distinctive in the fact that it floated in water . I wash it on it . Soap did not float until P&G .
Speaker 1Tell this , yes , and , by the way , you will learn that if you watch on Sundays Made in America my favorite show on Sundays , it's on there . We have dinner on Sundays . What do you watch on Sundays , right before we go to dinner ? Don't you do things during the day ? Yeah , watch TV ? No , depends . What the Jesus Christ that is . I like that .
Speaker 1It learned a lot of shit on that . What is that History Channel ? Is it history ? I don't know . I think it might be . It has to be , it has to be . It's all day on Sunday .
Speaker 1They talk about beer , they talk about whiskey , they talk about every food . They talk about cornflakes . Kellogg's it's good . I don't watch it . Subway McDonald's Like Subway . Yeah , they do all this shit . It's interesting .
Speaker 1Made in America yeah , it's great . I haven't watched it . Great , you learn a lot . Do they have ? Do they have EJ in there ? Goddamn , no , what the fuck is ? Pardon my language . What the hell is wrong with ? Oh ? Yeah , you just swore too . Oh , I know you should have visited . Well , maybe it's for I'm not happy with EJ . Okay , I'm not happy with EJ , I am I , oh , you know what .
Speaker 1Speaking of joyous , I just watched blooper outtakes on Letter Kenny . No way , oh , it's so good . They have a whole lot of outtakes . I can't believe all my reels , the outtakes , bloopers . Oh my God , it is so good . That'd be funny . Oh my God , they're so funny . Wayne the fighter guy yeah , yeah , oh , he laughs so many times . It's great . And then those hockey Riley and they're like , they laugh so hard . It's funny . It's gotta be hard not to laugh . The black girl the black girl , that's like , and she's like he's doing this and she had one and they all lost it . It was so funny . I'm like these guys are good people .
Speaker 1What are you watching that on ? It was on Reels On Facebook . It probably will now Just say it and it comes up on your Reels . I don't watch Reels that much , I watch Twitter . It'll come over your Twitter Reels . I don't know if it does or not . Yeah , it does . Well , you , it does , doesn't it ? Yeah , it does . Well , you know what ? What I'm going to go ? Gnomonon , check my Gnomonon . No , gnomon , gnomon , gnomon . I'm going to watch my Gnomon . What was that again ? I just checked my Gnomon . What was that again ? The sundial . I just checked my sundial . See , it all comes , come together . We're past , we're past time . Oh shit , that's right , we gotta go . We're gonna rock it on . We gotta get up to the bar , alright ? Well , hey guys , have a good week . We'll see you next time . Alright , we'll see ya . You .