Brandys and BS
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We dive headfirst into a mix of heated debates, personal confessions, and an unforgettable live call with J-Lo's girlfriend that leaves him hilariously speechless.
• Discussion of controversial golf etiquette around removing hats for handshakes
• Passionate arguments about celery's place in cooking, from stuffing to gumbo
• J-Lo and his girlfriend (MC J-Lo) playing house at the cabin last weekend
• Calling J-Lo's girlfriend live on the podcast, revealing his unexpected nervous side
• Arguments about white furniture vs. brown furniture in homes
• Supermarket trivia game featuring bizarre questions about birthdays and adhesives
• E&J Brandy's apparent failure to recognize the podcast's promotional efforts
• Cooking techniques for proper grilled zucchini preparation
If you've enjoyed the show, tell your friends to check out Brandys and BS for more unfiltered conversations and unexpected moments that make everyday topics extraordinarily entertaining.
Hey guys, another episode of Brains and BS. Welcome back. It's been a little bit. Well, it hasn't been that little bit. We just put an episode on the line, like two weeks ago we did. We got like four still on the line. No, we have one, we have one. One. Yeah, hugh Cabin the drunk one. Oh, that was a good one, yeah, yeah. But like we've always said, we're busy, it happens. And you know what, our viewership is always up and we ran into people that like hey, what are you doing? Let's put another episode out. I know right, and we agree, we want to put them out all the time but there's something that gets in the way it's called work.
Speaker 1:That happens. Our A job gets in the way sometimes of our B job. But I was listening to the one that hasn't been on the air yet, keith Gavin. Yeah, and I was listening to the one that hasn't been on the air yet and it's going to go out there. And did you remember that they had at our studio A and B, you don't remember anything from that.
Speaker 1:But did you remember that they were doing you? Might remember if you listened to it, but you don't remember anything from the night itself. Yeah, those guys. They took over Studio A and we should have been in Studio A and then we were in Studio B and they were doing prophylactic commercials.
Speaker 3:Remember they were doing prophylactic I don't remember, you don't remember that no.
Speaker 2:I don't remember that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you were talking about prophylactics in your face. I was not yes, you were Wait until it comes out. You guys, I know we're already ahead of the game, but we're going to put that one out, and then this one out, and then you guys can go back, this might come out before the other one, though it might, but then you've got to go back. Actually, that might be a good idea, All right.
Speaker 3:We'll tease the next episode.
Speaker 1:We didn't know if it was Trojans or the other company that were in Studio A. You never explained how they got to Studio A over us and I was like what the hell, why are we not in Studio A? That was a long day, that was a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 3:There was a lot of alcohol we could see them Did we.
Speaker 1:And you were talking about.
Speaker 3:You said you listened to it. Yeah, do you understand what you're saying?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you said that they had prophylaxis in your face when they offered or asked if we could get Studio A and we were like, well, we're in Studio A and we ended up taking Studio B, and then they were in Studio A and then they did the commercial and we didn't get no kickback. I remember it. You can go back and listen. I'll go back and listen to it.
Speaker 2:I have to now.
Speaker 1:It was so funny. It was so funny because I was actually pissed too.
Speaker 3:Well, you were over-served, weren't you?
Speaker 1:Well, no, they had a camera crew there.
Speaker 3:They had a camera crew.
Speaker 1:Well, not with us, not with us For them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was BS. Okay, okay, no, I wasn't over-served. No, yeah, you were. Oh, anyways, anyways, welcome back. Yeah, yeah, crazy BS. We got J-Lo 2 back on the house. He's never been on the air.
Speaker 3:No he hasn't.
Speaker 1:I have been on the air, but thank you and Daryl. Hey guys, Daryl's back.
Speaker 2:Was.
Speaker 1:J-Lo 3 or 4 on here when we did the spring break one.
Speaker 3:I believe he was. No, I actually wasn't. You weren't on that one, really.
Speaker 1:Really no. I remember I know for sure you were mentioned on that episode. What was that like?
Speaker 3:episode number four or five.
Speaker 2:No, I was mentioned but it was not on that. It was episode like 20.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, but I mean that was at least 20.
Speaker 3:But yeah, you had a lot of guys here that weekend you weren't here, jalen, yeah, no. You were here, j-lo? Yeah, no, you had to have been there, you were talking about the spring break trip. Yeah, you were there. Yeah, senior year, you were there. I don't think I was in it. You had to have been, you had to have been.
Speaker 1:Did you listen to the episode? I don't think he was there.
Speaker 3:No, I listened to it. I don't think he was there.
Speaker 2:It was a lot of I don't think it was.
Speaker 3:It was a lot of. I know, noah was in it yeah they were there.
Speaker 1:Well, welcome, yeah, welcome back. Well, thank you, you've been here before. I don't think it's welcome back. I don't think it's welcome back.
Speaker 3:Happy initiation. Welcome back, Connor.
Speaker 1:And, by the way, we got a full house here in the studio and guess what Guess? We're going to do a game show tonight at the end of the show. Is it the same? Kind of game. Before Are we playing Term Pursuit?
Speaker 3:It's a new game. Is it 22 questions or Family Feud? Put it this way, or?
Speaker 1:Family Feud. I will give you a little teaser. All right, nags and N Nagzilla and myself, we had to run out of town today and we went to?
Speaker 3:Did you go to that one or did you go to the other one, the new one?
Speaker 1:No, I like the new one. We went to the local grocery. The new one's better, is it grocery? Yeah, you can't go to the new one. The people there are nice. Well, we went there. The people there are nice. Well, we went there and we asked them a lot of questions. All right, so we're playing Fave a Feud. I don't know what that is. I've never heard of that. I don't know what you're talking about. And when you say that, does that mean families are fighting? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh yeah, a lot of people at the grocery store would ask him a lot of questions.
Speaker 3:And we wrote it down, and you wrote them all down and you kept saying this and you got the top five answers right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, and you keep saying this thing about family feud, and we weren't feuding with anybody, everybody was really nice. What is this called Brains and BS competition?
Speaker 3:I haven't come up with a name.
Speaker 1:I've been working on a name for a long time.
Speaker 2:All I know is it called we go nags and I go to the grocery store and we ask old people questions and they love it.
Speaker 1:The problem is with these people. They want to kill me. A supermarket, a supermoney, well, whatever, we're not gonna, we're, everybody wants to get you know. Rewind it to episode like 20 before. But all I know is they like to talk. When we go in there and ask them questions, I say, hey, what do you think the average length of an extension cord is?
Speaker 3:And it's like next thing you know, we're talking.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:That's a great answer.
Speaker 1:Next thing. You know we're talking about the niece. That just got married.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait.
Speaker 1:The extension cord thing is, nobody wants to spend $150 on a cord, but you'll spend $65 on a cord and get a 50-footer. But it quickly escalates into Aunt Margie's casserole or hot dish, I should say because we're in Minnesota, or their. How do you make the best homemade stuffing which we've had? On this episode before.
Speaker 3:Stove top.
Speaker 1:You don't like homemade stuffing. No, it's not good. Mom, I do love your homemade stuffing.
Speaker 2:She's pretty good yeah it's pretty good.
Speaker 1:I actually like stove top a little better. But okay. What? But nothing Anyway. So I'm just saying, it just escalates when we ask these people.
Speaker 3:It turns into like Sorry, Jay's mom.
Speaker 1:I like your stuffing. I think homemade is better. I don't like celery. Who likes celery? And tell me, if you like celery, what do you like about it? I don't like cooked celery. Oh then why do you like celery? You can't taste it much in there, but there's celery in gumbo.
Speaker 3:That's like the whole.
Speaker 1:God damn thing. Is this damn celery in homemade stuff? That's? The only reason why I don't like stuffing is because of goddamn celery.
Speaker 2:Well, you make gumbo right?
Speaker 1:They call it the trinity. What are you talking about, Gumbo? They?
Speaker 3:call it the holy trinity.
Speaker 1:You gotta put celery, you gotta put onion and you gotta put peppers in it. You gotta saute those and get your roux going. It's the holy trinity. Do you walk on your toes with your hands like bent crooked? I don't know what that means. What, all right. That's all I'm going to say. Think about it. Picture it in your mind.
Speaker 1:You walk on your toes with your hands bent at like a 90-degree angle. That's all I'm going to say. But anyways, there's nothing wrong with that. If you do, I love it. I'm just going to say this. Gumbo is like goulash up in Minnesota, gumbo is great. I'm just saying goulash and gumbo are the same thing Back up, yeah, beep, beep, beep, back it up, beep, beep. When you eat gumbo you're like God damn, that was some good celery, no, but you don't really eat celery.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's my whole point.
Speaker 1:It's not about the celery, you jiggy jack, it's about everything else thing. Actually, the gumbo, the best part is the iduli, yes, iduli and the sauce and the flavor, yeah, but not the celery.
Speaker 1:But you gotta have the celery. The only thing that celery is good for is holding peanut butter and raisins and analog. Is that your thing? That's the only thing. It's not even good in Bloody Marys. Anybody that says that they like celery in Bloody Marys, they're on drugs. There's not one. It's like saying we've had this conversation. Wait, wait. What about buffalo wings? Oh, zero, no, I like it. I assume about the cheese, the blue cheese. I grabbed this for my drink.
Speaker 3:See, Eddie has a point right there. I have transitioned In my later years as I've gotten More mature. I've transitioned from Ranch Over to blue cheese.
Speaker 1:When it comes to Blue cheese, and then you get that Little bit of blue cheese At the bottom there. You can't quite get a wing in there, so you take the celery.
Speaker 3:The celery, you're ready to scoop it out. There's nothing wrong With blue cheese.
Speaker 2:There's nothing wrong with blue cheese?
Speaker 3:There's nothing wrong with blue cheese, but the celery is a tool to get it out, it is. No, I'm sorry, but ranch will always be on top of that blue cheese. I remember my younger years. You know what? You can't graduate.
Speaker 1:A straight slot screwdriver is a tool. Do you guys realize that a straight slot screwdriver is a tool? And besides prying, something besides prying something.
Speaker 3:Besides prying something hey, you know what?
Speaker 1:it's so minor compared to a phillips screwdriver. That is only thing that's good for is prying things. It's like why would you ever make a straight? You know, I gotta be honest with you I had to use a straight slot today like four times why would somebody yeah, you did.
Speaker 3:Why would anybody use a?
Speaker 1:straight slot, I can't even say a straight slot screw first of all. Yeah, I do it from 19 post 1980.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's go post what are we doing today?
Speaker 1:what are we doing today? I don't want to talk about today. We're not there yet. All right, I would say we had to use a straight saw Screwdriver To switch out blades, the tensioner Chains. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's okay. Oh, now they're okay. Well, oh.
Speaker 1:I forgot about that one, yeah, that one. Tightening a chainsaw Is a little different. Oh, it is Because we had. It wasn't by itself, it was tag teamed up With a Nut. It wasn't by itself, it was tag teamed up with a nut, like three quarter inch or five inch nut. We had to loosen up, so that makes it better. Yeah, it's a pair. It's kind of like when you pair like a wine. I find wine with a steak.
Speaker 1:That was Walker on her toes with a hand. Maybe they don't go well by themselves, but when you pair them together it's a good thing. Oh, I had steak tonight. That was pretty good. Did you pair it with anything? Potatoes, yeah.
Speaker 2:There you go, there you go, daryl made potatoes tonight.
Speaker 1:What'd you add? He churched them up.
Speaker 3:So I did the normal. You know, j potatoes, world-renowned, very famous, yeah. But what I did this time was I decided to add a little bit of white wine on top of it, and it just adds that much more to it. I don't know what it does, I don't know the science behind it. It just makes it better. It smells better, tastes better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the alcohol of anything, it tastes better.
Speaker 3:You know what I would?
Speaker 1:have tried brandy. He was trying to. I'm just saying you get the sugar. I'm going to get back to United North here for a second, but which was very good. It was awesome. By the way, did you enjoy something? I enjoyed your potatoes, and you know what? What the hell.
Speaker 3:Is that what's going?
Speaker 1:on. It's like the Thunder Girls. Who is there? Is it Lightning? Oh, it's probably. Oh, they're leaving. He's going to a buck. They probably don't know what a buck is. Okay, anyways, so what I was going to say was I got so much to say tonight, what do you?
Speaker 3:got to say what? Are you trying to?
Speaker 1:talk about. Okay, so getting back to the food that's prior, we can't get sidetracked. So many of you remind me of this. I get sidetracked a lot.
Speaker 3:You get sidetracked easily. I do like the fact that we have license. I'm still thinking about the goddamn podcast.
Speaker 1:The studio with the prophylactics that you forgot about. I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 3:Time out, time out, time out. You Time out, time out, time out.
Speaker 1:You forgot about prophylactics yeah, they're in your face.
Speaker 3:you said how do you forget?
Speaker 1:about them. I'm married. I don't use prophylactics.
Speaker 3:Hand me the brandy there, will you. Oh, what type of brandy is this again? And that was the next thing that I was going to say was the brandy?
Speaker 1:Because, God damn it, we said it. Actually, we called out E&J last time, which you haven't heard yet, people.
Speaker 3:But we're going to yell out.
Speaker 1:They want us as their sales rep. They can cancel. We said that they can fire their whole sales team, their whole sales team, and we would sell more Buck and Brandy than they would ever all day long, my God.
Speaker 3:So I was down to.
Speaker 1:Branson last weekend. Oh, did they have E&J.
Speaker 2:I forgot about that. It wasn't on my notes, no, they did not Liquor store.
Speaker 1:I didn't go to liquor store. Liquor store, come on, come on. We stayed at the resort. It was a Bass Pro shop.
Speaker 2:Bass Pro Resort.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was the whole, thing, I heard all that. So E&J not anywhere to fall in a logo bar, Not in the resort. What the shit? We stayed at a resort. Do they not want to make money? They had a lot of high-end brandies and whiskeys. Was there Tito's there? I don't drink that shit, I know, but was there Probably. Yeah weird, I would assume there was, but Tito's isn't that great. I'm not a vodka guy. Was Crown Royal there?
Speaker 3:I did have a vodka guy, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not Okay Was Crown.
Speaker 2:Royal there I did have a good wedding.
Speaker 1:Mary Was Crown there. I didn't ask, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Because Bumbley's has Crown. The bottom line is goddamn you, sons of bitches at E&J.
Speaker 1:We've been promoting you for at least a year and a half now and we got millions, well, hundreds of well, we got thousands of listeners that listen and drink your shit, and we got Grand Forks drinking your shit and then you don't even. No, I know, I'm just, I'm angry. That's me, I'm acting.
Speaker 2:I enjoy it. I do too.
Speaker 1:It's not I was trying to act mad so they would take me more seriously.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's going to help.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's not. It more serious I don't think it's going to help. Oh, that's not 1982. 82 you'd act angry. Okay, let me go back to pre-COVID. What happened in 82? That you'd act angry?
Speaker 3:I missed it. That was awesome.
Speaker 1:I'm really offended that you did not. I'm really offended that you didn't have this at every single bar because it wasn't inclusive. They did have some good bourbons Identity, I mean it was all right, dj call us. I had to drink bourbons. It's so goddamn good. God, listen to this, listen, you guys listen. I need to get a Coca-Cola for mine. Hold on, I'm walking away for two seconds, god that tastes so good.
Speaker 3:You guys, I'm going to go get a Coke. It tastes so good.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going on the next one. Why did I have Coach Eddie? Because I have a cigar. Oh, that's right, he's smoking a cigar. Can I have a little taste of the cigar man? I want to try it a little bit. There you go. We're like trying to show off and why is that thing not falling yet Okay, that's how you know it's a good cigar. That's terrible. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3:And you waste it too.
Speaker 1:You can't do that. That's a.
Speaker 2:You know what? It's a Minnesota company.
Speaker 1:That's a Frederick Douglas right there.
Speaker 3:I like them.
Speaker 2:I like them. I like the owners of the company. That's a Frederick.
Speaker 1:Douglass Maduro. I like the company, I like the people.
Speaker 2:I like them.
Speaker 1:If they were here right now I'd give them a big hug. I do not like that cigar at all. Oh, the Roosevelt's really good.
Speaker 3:Are we doing brain breaks on the air now? Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I like that. I you know what it is. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, I like that you should go. I haven't got that number two yet. We got to slow it down here. So, oh, I know what I was going to tell you.
Speaker 1:I was trying to bang it on the table. We're all good. You know what I was going to tell you. Yeah, gerald and I were at a golf tournament. We can't figure out who it was. I think it was in the podcast. Was I going to be pissed off about this whole thing or no, I don't give a shit. There was a big dude that we played golf with. I don't know which tournament or what golf audience was at. A big dude, yeah, like bigger than you. Yeah, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, bigger than you. All right, and his hands were smaller than Daryl's. Yeah, smaller than Daryl's.
Speaker 3:I know, I know. Do we really want to be mentioning that? There's someone out here? I could outcast someone out here and it's not Eddie. Not Eddie, I could outcast on this podcast for having small hands, but I'll just leave it at that, is that?
Speaker 1:what we're going right now. Hey, what's your sister's alias? Not her sister's alias, but your sister's.
Speaker 3:Sally.
Speaker 1:Sally's friend's alias. Do we have an alias for her, or just call her anything? Well, whatever.
Speaker 3:I don't know she's petite.
Speaker 1:She's petite, yeah, she's small. She's a small and statured. Her hands are like the size of my palms, right? So the guy that we shook hands with at the golf and, by the way, can I throw this out here? Yeah, throw it out there. I'm so effing sick of Wait. What would happen if I said no, jesus, goddamn Christ, listen to this bullshit, you guys this is serious stuff.
Speaker 1:Everybody's gonna know what I'm talking about. At the golf, when you get done golfing, why the F do people gotta take their goddamn hats off to shake a hand? What are we at Goddamn church? We're at a goddamn golf course drinking beers all day. I'm never taking my hat off and I'm never tucking my fucking shirt on. Pardon my language. I'm never tucking my shirt in. I am never taking my hat off to shake your hand. We're not at church. I don't care what the rules are. I can shake your hand. I have no problem shaking your hand, but why do I got to take my hat off? I'm not at church. I don't know that one.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing a gun? Is that a?
Speaker 1:thing Apparently, because everyone does it except for me. I refuse to do it. We're not doing the Star Spangled Banner. If it was USA, yes, I'm going to do it. If somebody died and we're doing a respect thing, I will do it. I have no problem with that. But I am not After a scramble, after I've been drinking 18 cocktails.
Speaker 2:Wait, so that's a thing now.
Speaker 1:So now you take your hat off when you're done golfing. Apparently who are you shake hands with?
Speaker 3:I don't know the people you're playing with.
Speaker 1:Either your partners or the people you're playing against. I would never take my hat off Never. It's just out of respect.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I don't know that one. You know what?
Speaker 1:When it comes down to it, it's actually disrespectful to me that you take your hat off.
Speaker 3:That's what you think. I think it comes down to a handicap, got, I think that's. I think, in all honesty, I think that's what it is, why.
Speaker 1:I don't understand that why? It is because you don't have to care for it.
Speaker 3:The better handicap you have. Maybe it's not so much more respect for the game, it's just more etiquette. I'm not saying that, I've got you know.
Speaker 1:I'm not some guy, that, no. No, you're right. I see what you're going there and, Daryl, you're smart and I think what you're thinking there. I think it's more like when you have a good handicap you can wear a white belt. Yes, you can. You can wear a white belt and at a certain handicap, you can wear a white belt.
Speaker 3:And you can tuck your shirt in yes, and we're not there. We're not on this podcast. We're not there, I like that. Wait, wait, wait, I like that.
Speaker 1:I can't see a good reason to wear a white belt anywhere? No, if you're like a four-handed.
Speaker 3:Unless you're a four-plus or better, four or less, not unless you're at a disco.
Speaker 1:Four or less?
Speaker 3:Yeah, not unless you're at a disco no, that's a different story.
Speaker 1:But on the golf course if you're a four-plus because if're just that good, you're just like hey, and they're probably good people so you tell your shirt in and you take your hat off and you shake hands If you're a five to like a.
Speaker 3:If you're like a five to a nine then you really think you're really good and you want to be a jerk to everybody else, that's like when you're like the corporate.
Speaker 1:You're like a corporate manager at that point you think?
Speaker 3:you're big time, but you're not.
Speaker 1:Somebody does that to you. Take your shoes off. I never.
Speaker 3:I actually do golf barefoot. I'm not, I never.
Speaker 1:It just happened the other day and I didn't take my half. I think you took your head off. I was disappointed in you. I was a man, I was disappointed.
Speaker 3:Thinking about it, I am disappointed in myself.
Speaker 1:How about I take?
Speaker 3:my half.
Speaker 1:I did just for the one guy I put it back on after that. No, wait, wait. No, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2:How about a half?
Speaker 3:bow, a bow. That's what you only do. That in Japan. I like that. That's Japan, I would rather do that.
Speaker 1:Try it next time. Just see what they do. Should we take a break real quick? I want you to do that next time. I want to hear about this. We're going to put that on the caster. Next time you do it and the guy takes his hat off, I want you to do the bow and not shake hand. Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, no, and they put their hand On his mouth. Just bow, I can do that, I can do that. I want to see what happens.
Speaker 1:I don't think.
Speaker 3:Would you get offended by that?
Speaker 1:I'm not. I don't get you get offended by these guys with these jiggy-ass rules and the goddamn golf course you get offended by people that want to take their hat off. Especially on Tuesday night fun league or wear white belts. You get offended pretty easy. White belt is worse than the handoff. You can wear a white belt if you're four, or better, If you're bigger than four. You don't Otherwise shut up. Wait, is it after Easter? It's white. Was that a?
Speaker 2:Boss hog, no, big boss, no. Who was the guy From Lucia Hazard?
Speaker 3:Hey.
Speaker 1:Boss, hog, boss, hog, we gotta take a break. I haven't formally Introduced J-Lo. We did he's been on the yeah we did Well, we didn't Formally introduce him, I got. You gotta formally so we gotta take a break, make a week one. I gotta go take a pee on the studio B because the people are there Run the kids a little.
Speaker 3:Go pee on the tree yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then we'll get back. That was a. That sounds like you're doing something pretty deep there. Yeah, I got so much in my head I got to go take a leak in the little boy's studio, so I'll be right back All right, no, ditty.
Speaker 1:That's the difference when we have you young whippersnappers on the show. Alright, hey, I want you to let everybody know about Buzzsprout. So if you guys want to start your own podcast, go check out buzzsproutcom. It's got all the stuff to get your stuff on the line. It's got the AI, it's got monetization, it's got everything you need and it's got like. I know we talk about this every time we talk about Buzzsprout, but the stats Looking at where people are listening to or from and all that kind of stuff and who's downloading it and where they're from it's just cool to watch. So go check out Buzzsprout. And if you want to get your podcast online, go check out Buzzsprout. It'll help you do it. I love Buzzsprout. It's great. It's great, I love it. Hey, I have a question though, though as you were reading that I was looking at my notes Not to take away from Buzzsprout, because I agree with everything you said. Did we talk about the handshake At the big guy at the golf course and the hat?
Speaker 3:Yeah, kind of that was the whole white belt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you guys never got me.
Speaker 3:No, you never really got into your handshake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you never really got my point Because you guys never got me. No, you never really got into your hands. Yeah, you never really got my point because you guys go off on a tangent and I never do. It's just a deal. The whole point was it had nothing to do with the hat coming off and you're saying or the white belt.
Speaker 1:It had nothing to do with that. It had to do with we went golfing, you guys, you guys, we went. I think it was Daryl and I. We went golfing. I don't know who it was, so they could be probably listeners. I don't even care who you are. You guys are all good people. But the funny thing is we've had it.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's back up a little bit.
Speaker 3:I don't know where you're going with this.
Speaker 1:Everybody has a cabin. You guys don't listen. You guys get on a little topic when you're having a few cocktails and the next thing you know you're like a few brandies. You don't know what you're talking about, but I guarantee that everybody's talked about pan sizes a time or two, a time or two, I don't know how. Maybe it was weird, like. Maybe it was like oh, he's got big hands or whatever, but somewhere along the line a lot of people up at the lake. You were the same about big hands, right?
Speaker 3:Right, I know you need big gloves. Right.
Speaker 1:I know you need big gloves, right, I know. But the thing was my whole point that I had written down that you guys got me sidetracked was do you know what I want? This golf tournament, and you know. And again, I don't agree with the whole shaking thing, but the thing was. The whole point I want to make about it is this guy was a big dude Like big Like. This guy was a big dude Like big, like 6'4" maybe 6'3".
Speaker 3:That sounds about right. I do remember that he was a big guy. He was a big guy.
Speaker 1:The point of the story was that he shook hands and his hand was tiny, so we did this before. You did this at the. You went to a wild game and you shook some guy's hand.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:And he had small hands too. No, so why? Where are you running all these small hand dudes? Maybe I just got big hands, you jackass maybe I got big hands, huh maybe that's, maybe my, my hand size is above average and you're just really above average, and maybe mine's okay and you get so if mine are really above average. What does that make Hughes?
Speaker 3:Hugh, he's got three-inch diameter fingers. We measured this on New Year's. We measured it. They're three-inch circumference. No one has fingers that are that wide.
Speaker 2:Jordan, let's see your hands.
Speaker 1:Let's see your hands.
Speaker 2:Those are normal-ish.
Speaker 1:They're like the size of Daryl. Those are pretty decent hands. I want to do an introduction to J-Lo.
Speaker 1:I got decent hands, so J-Lo claims that he's been on the show before, but we've had a lot of J-Los. I don't know if J-Lo's been on before, but if he has, it might have been in season one, I can't remember. Was it season one? We're all season one. That's right, we have seasons. But I think he was a little bit cat-headed as tongue back then. Now he's a little bit chatty cat. I don't think he, because I think a lot. I think a lot has changed Now. He's more older and more mature. Oh, here we go. It's hard. It's hard with these young cats that are. They're more mature. But you know what? I'll give a little credit. I mean, he's terrible at bags. No, because he'saked out.
Speaker 1:He's got a love interest right now.
Speaker 3:You do she's?
Speaker 2:J-Lo.
Speaker 1:We're going to call her MC J-Lo. We're going to call her MC J-Lo, seriously.
Speaker 3:Can I love you to see MC J-Lo.
Speaker 1:That's what I had written down, because I don't know what else to call her. We're going to call her MC J-Lo.
Speaker 3:That works, is that okay?
Speaker 1:I think she'll be appreciative.
Speaker 3:MC J-Lo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a weird name.
Speaker 3:Are you going?
Speaker 1:to school to be a lawyer, like your dad.
Speaker 3:No, no, hell no.
Speaker 1:I'm just curious, that's weird I would.
Speaker 3:Why not? That's such an easy job. He's got.
Speaker 1:He's got a great job no matter what he wins Pretty much, Especially when you work for the big town of your city.
Speaker 3:No matter what he wins.
Speaker 1:I love your deal. He explained to me that when you plea deal, you win. That's a win. It is a win, it's a conviction. Yeah, it's a win. I guess technically he's right. However, I disagree with that. But good for him. He's putting people away. That needs to be so good for him. But let's talk a little about J-Lo and MC. J-lo, let's talk MC.
Speaker 3:J-Lo. Is that the same person? Yeah, no, no, we got J-Lo and we got MC J-Lo the significant other. Oh, so MC J-Lo is the girl, these guys are like. I didn't even follow that one.
Speaker 1:They're in their senior year of college and they're in love. They're in love right now, so we might have to start a new side series about love connection. So what?
Speaker 2:do you get? That's not a terrible idea. We can do some fun stuff with that Are you getting married soon.
Speaker 1:What do you think she might be listening?
Speaker 3:Are you getting married? She will be listening. I think we asked her on the boat and she's ready.
Speaker 1:So there's this. You know, eddie.
Speaker 2:Has she been up here? Yeah, she was out there, they're on the lake.
Speaker 1:They were on the lake. They were on the lake last week, and just the two of them. And Nags and I screwed up and we drove the pontoon behind them. Why would you?
Speaker 3:do that. I didn't know it was him. No, it was fine, it was too late.
Speaker 1:We were like, oh shit, she's like turn, turn, turn. I'm like, well, now it's going to look weird. So then we just kind of went around.
Speaker 3:She's like you circle him. We talked for like an hour. It was a little weird when you had the binoculars in the bow. That got a little weird.
Speaker 1:I didn't have binoculars. I felt bad. I was like we got to leave him alone.
Speaker 2:No, he's got binoculars and booze.
Speaker 3:Come on guys. Well, that's not what MCJ Lo said.
Speaker 1:She said that by the way, so they're in love right and another friend of these guys in Daryl. They're in a competition who can get him bend a knee first? We should take a side bend, ooh. I think it's, and I gave him a guy. Which of the ones in?
Speaker 2:Let's call him Anno.
Speaker 1:We'll call him Anno. I met her.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she was up here.
Speaker 2:You did meet her.
Speaker 3:Great people Up here for the fourth.
Speaker 1:But you haven't met MC 28. She's good people too. I have not met her, Although, you know, I don't know if she's a big fan of yours- oh, what did I do?
Speaker 3:Wow, she was on the party bus. That is not true?
Speaker 1:Oh wait, I'm trying to remember now.
Speaker 3:Wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1:She's friends with the gal that you took and ditched and you were very nice to her. You took a friend of hers to the college parent formal, yeah, and then you ditched her because we went to the bar.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, she got a call on me. I got more important things to be doing. Wait, wait so.
Speaker 2:MC, I don't think that worked out Wait, wait. Mc was on the party bus for your birthday. She was Wait a minute.
Speaker 3:MC was on the party bus for your birthday she was yeah, she was yeah I thought she had a good time. She had a great time. I was there. Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 1:She's listening right now. I know she's live on air, but I'm just saying you kind of yeah, probably not the coolest, I didn't know you did that that wasn't very cool.
Speaker 3:Well you, it was fine she couldn't get in. It's not like they were dating, no.
Speaker 1:It's not like you're married oh wait. Oh wait.
Speaker 2:Oh wait.
Speaker 1:Official one Official one. You guys played house all weekend, friends Eddie J-Lo and MC J-Lo. You guys played house all weekend, friends Eddie J-Lo and MC J-Lo. They played house all weekend. They had to play to themselves. I said, his uncle Cabin, his favorite uncle, my favorite uncle, or his favorite uncle. They were theirs, but they played house all weekend. So how did that go?
Speaker 3:actually we should ask you some questions. Wait, wait wait, what do you mean? They played in the house. It was like the uncles were out on vacation, not at home, like the home to themselves. I don't know what he's getting at here. No, mom and dad.
Speaker 1:He's just kind of yapping at this point.
Speaker 3:No, mom and dad, no, mom and dad.
Speaker 1:And you were there alone and see what it's like to be alone At the cabin. Yeah, so the uncle would be the two boys' dad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, chad, and.
Speaker 1:Kelly were there and their family. They had to check in on you.
Speaker 3:That was their spying, and they left in a hurry. Well, they lived Chad wasn't feeling.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, they left in a hurry they weren't feeling. Well, chad wasn, they lived.
Speaker 2:The child wasn't feeling well, yeah, they left it to her. They weren't feeling well, the child wasn't feeling well, so he saw something. He walked in on something he should have seen. Right, okay, he walked in on something. He walked in on something.
Speaker 1:He's like I'm out Dale was so happy he's like good going. I got the place to myself, and so let's go point forward how was that plane? House Last weekend. You had to place all the deers off. Did she help with dishes or cooking or anything like that? Or was it just all looking?
Speaker 3:for deer.
Speaker 1:I made some good steaks, did she cook? You said, you made hamburgers. So now you're lying all over Now.
Speaker 3:you just switched the story. Did you make steaks or did you make hamburgers?
Speaker 1:You, asked if I made some good food. No, I did not ask if you made good food.
Speaker 3:One of you did. I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 1:You're all talking at once. I said did she help being wifey? Yeah, she did. Oh yeah, yeah, Are you getting aggressive? Look at him.
Speaker 3:I'm just answering your questions here. Well, I'm happy that. Okay, how was it?
Speaker 1:So then you should probably get him in a knee. It's the one You're ready. It's about time. It's about time that you get him in a knee, okay or no? You don't want to. She's listening Do you want to or you don't want to? Okay, he don't know what to say. A lot of pressure, he's thinking about it. We could have the first. This could be the first Ever.
Speaker 3:Of what, of what?
Speaker 1:Getting on. Ben and me live on the air asking somebody to marry him Now. We could call her on speakerphone right now. If you want to do it, I got it, ray St.
Speaker 3:Martin Ray St Martin.
Speaker 1:Never heard of him ever before I got credit down there. I spot you. You have credit. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3:Who's?
Speaker 1:Ray St Martin.
Speaker 2:Who knows, is that the guy, the gangster?
Speaker 1:from.
Speaker 2:Guatemala.
Speaker 1:Remember Dr Mandy Ice. He's been on plenty of time oh.
Speaker 3:I miss them guys.
Speaker 1:They hooked me up with this guy. They're good people. They got a guy and I got. No, I got a guy.
Speaker 2:The guy got for what Jewelry?
Speaker 1:Is it jewelry? How do you say that? Anyways, can you guys say jewelry? Oh, he's texting, he's so look at him. He's worth it. She's living it live. I'm sorry, look at him. He's texting her right now.
Speaker 3:What the hell is wrong with you.
Speaker 1:I'm texting my buddy Noah, oh Jesus, that you know about. Oh yeah, right, yeah right. You're not texting. He's like what the hell is wrong with these people? They're so scared. Anyways, let's move on from religion. We're going to have Relationship 101 next episode, but we're going to continue on right now because we have a lot of things to get to.
Speaker 3:That is a long list you got there. I can see that yeah.
Speaker 1:And you know what? What do we figure out right now? Can we go back and forth? Wait, wait, wait. Let me just rewind here. So we figured out that J-Lo got a girlfriend. They played house. No, he's got. J-lo got a girlfriend, they played house. Yeah, they're playing house.
Speaker 2:They're getting married. It's over with.
Speaker 1:It's just a matter of time he's just being a baby. He don't want to ask you because there's some reason why he's not going to ask you and he's not ready to buy the jewelry from my guy and Ray. And I told him I'd spot you. Oh, dig it, take my body. Oh, it's good shit.
Speaker 2:He just spots you.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you it's good shit. What would you do? Okay, he's not denying it.
Speaker 2:He spots you Just do it.
Speaker 1:Cat's got his head. No. So what I'm going to get to? We're going to move on, because I don't want to put him in the spot, but can we?
Speaker 3:get.
Speaker 1:Wait, are we back on the white belt? Kind of I didn't really finish my point about the little, not the little, hand guy. Did I make my point about shaking hands? You?
Speaker 3:kind of did. Was that on the air? We know that is a big deal for you to shake hands with someone who has smaller hands.
Speaker 1:We got that, we got that part. Do you guys, everyone listening in the back of their camera right now when you're sitting about the bonfire and having a brandy?
Speaker 2:right now, everyone's sitting there thinking God damn those guys know what they're talking about, because not that we're, I'm not trying to pat ourselves on the back. But we all agree. I don't know what we're talking about right now?
Speaker 1:No, I am, I do. I know what we're talking about, and everybody listening knows what I'm talking about. So back in the day when a golf scramble was like, oh my God, it's like the greatest thing ever. It's not so great anymore. It's not the biggest deal ever. It used to be kind of cool. Now it's kind of like an inconvenience.
Speaker 3:So you have to go to one. Yeah, it used to be great, I would disagree, so let me ask you a question. Oh yeah, he's 21. Is it better to be working your 9 to 5 the whole day Now, seeing that you guys are in a 9 to 5 position? You may be, you may not be. Are you a?
Speaker 1:rapper right now. You look like you're on Seed by the Bell right now. Thank you, question mark. Thanks. Are you a rapper? Okay, go on.
Speaker 2:Anyway why he's got a beggar's hat.
Speaker 1:No, his head was going like bobbly.
Speaker 3:Oh Okay, I mean, I was just, you know.
Speaker 1:I was getting to my point there, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 3:So, being at the age that we're at, you guys may be at a 9-5. You guys may not be at a 9-5. But doesn't a day on the golf course. It doesn't matter what. It is Not scramble tournament, not scramble.
Speaker 1:Doesn't that seem like it's better than being at the office all day long? That's the thing. That's the thing You're out socializing.
Speaker 3:You're having a couple of EJ brandies out there with some Coca-Cola. Now we're talking. I mean, does that not seem better, maybe enjoying a nice stogie out there? I mean, come on now.
Speaker 1:I like it. How does that not sound like a good time? I like it. I guess you're right. I'm going to take everything I said back.
Speaker 3:I guess he's going to go buy a white belt. I ain't buying. No, you'll never catch me wearing no white belt. I guess you're right. You make a valid point.
Speaker 1:Put me in my place. I like it. I like it, maybe not liking the drive so much if it's a long ways away.
Speaker 3:Sorry, you're more of a local tournament type player, I think so Local scramble, there's no doubt that. I think so. You know what's good about that is you're supporting the local community. I think so.
Speaker 1:I think so that's better, that's good. Oh, that brings up a of a whole nother topic, but I'm not going to get into it.
Speaker 3:I do I do I do?
Speaker 1:You're right. Speaking of locals, I'm kind of cruising on my little sheet there, where I got like 30 bars before October. I found some nice bars, small town bars. I love small town bars. We were at the one in Little Falls. I already hit that one. That's pretty good too, they're nice there.
Speaker 3:But I found hit that one that's pretty good too. They're nice there, but I thought it was a cool bar.
Speaker 1:Guess what happened when I pulled up in the seat. She goes EJ Brandy Coke, when I guess I've been there before. She said EJ Coke. I'm like, yes, that's the best part of small bars. They remember you. Okay, I might be fiddling a little bit. Hey, by the way by the way, by the way.
Speaker 3:Do you guys like zucchini? No, no, yeah, no, unless it's like Asian stir fry. No, I'm not a big fan of it. Oh, grilled zucchini, grilled zucchini. So, eddie, we had it tonight, right? Yeah, jay, try to get fancy with the zucchini.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:No, we're growing it homegrown in the garden here. Grilled zucchini is good, and I would somewhat agree with you on that one.
Speaker 1:How do I get fancy with the grill? There's no way you get fancy.
Speaker 3:You put charcoal in the grill, you let it circle the way he got fancy with it, though is not everyone knows to do the half. You know the half side. I didn't cut it, your mom did.
Speaker 1:Half side and the other side you know you got no charcoal underneath. You know when you're growing your steaks or your pork chops. So he didn't fancy that way. Nags cook it up or cut it up.
Speaker 2:I cooked it, you jack.
Speaker 3:What was wrong with it?
Speaker 1:Oh, you got to put that. It takes very Speaking of soggy.
Speaker 2:It cooks very fast.
Speaker 1:You almost start your zucchini when you take your pork chops or steaks off and then you put them on the hot side. You kick them hot fast. That's what I did.
Speaker 3:No, you didn't Not quite. That's what I did.
Speaker 1:Take your meat off, let it rest. That's what I did. Take your meat off, let it rest. That's what I did. Take your meat off, let it rest, then cook. We did, and that's what we did. There was no meat on the grill. We took the meat off and let it rest Exactly word for word what I said you did right, word for word. Diggy Jack, then the grill wasn't hot enough. Cheeky Jack, it wasn't soggy, I don't know. I didn't try it. I don't know, I didn't have any vegetables.
Speaker 3:I asked you if you wanted to try something. I know we didn't have any vegetables.
Speaker 1:I had steak and potatoes.
Speaker 3:Lee.
Speaker 1:Jeans didn't offer us any ice cream, so then I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3:It was Lee Jeans, right here, levis you brought ice cream.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got a new guy in the house. Lee Jeans Love this. Yeah, well, you got a microphone or no?
Speaker 3:Yeah, come on, love us. What do you got to say? Come on, get up here.
Speaker 1:Come on, get up here. No, he's not.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's shaking the head, no, no.
Speaker 1:He's going to be in seventh grade this year and he's taking us all in and whatever. Yeah, Good or bad, I don't know. That's alright, he's good people. He's got a sweet belt buckle. He's got nice boots. He does have a sweet belt. I like that. He was a big helper today when we were cutting down goddamn 8,000 trees, so he was a good helper.
Speaker 3:We had a little storm come through.
Speaker 1:last week we had to cut trees all day.
Speaker 3:today, yeah, we should run him back. Don't say you said the word, we on that one. He drove the tractor. To be fair, he did. He did a great job, a phenomenal job on the tractor.
Speaker 1:He took a little dirt out of it.
Speaker 3:He took a little side out of it, he did you know what Grass can come back, though? I'll give it to him Grass can come back. He did a good job today.
Speaker 1:He did that was a fun day.
Speaker 2:You know what's going to happen.
Speaker 3:That was a lot of work. We're going to do a game show my game 22 questions, not that one.
Speaker 1:Well, it's 22 questions a lot that could go for a while. No, not 22 questions. By the way, I texted Q-Dog Tonight and no response. Is my texting not working, you think? No, q-dog does not have his phone with him. Oh, that's right. That phone is sitting in his truck Until Sunday night. His thumbs are too big and my dad, daryl's grandpa's thumbs don't work. That's great. Where is that? That's a good time. Can you imagine Grandpa Jay texting Q?
Speaker 3:If we're not, with Q, that Q, think about that.
Speaker 1:Think about that. Q texting Grandpa Jay, Grandpa Jay texting Q.
Speaker 1:I can't text, grandpa Jay. It'd be like a little couple, one or two letters, and they would know what each other was trying to say. It'd be like I-P-Q-T-J, and then Grandpa J would go like T-R-L-P-R-J, and then Q would put on like a smiley face and then Grandpa J would be like put on like a frown face because he hit the wrong button. It's great times. So Grandpa J's fingers don't work. Q's fingers are too big, so they hit every button. Sleepy J-Lo is over here because he's oh, let me guess J's full of shit.
Speaker 3:Your future, j's full of shit. Your future, jay's full of shit. Jay's full of shit.
Speaker 1:Your fiance.
Speaker 3:Oh, she's texting him. Oh, he's got to get home.
Speaker 2:Oh, get me out of there right now.
Speaker 3:I didn't even talk to me. Right now, get whipped right now.
Speaker 1:You've had enough. You've had enough time to go home. Is that what she said? Is she up here? No, let's call her live on the air. Why are you waiting to be? Here we could, it's 1230 at night and you should be in bed. Should we call her live on the air?
Speaker 3:Why did you not call her? Did you go over here last weekend?
Speaker 1:She was here last weekend Over here.
Speaker 2:She didn't come visit.
Speaker 3:Nope, were you ashamed of Jay. Were you even?
Speaker 1:here last weekend.
Speaker 3:I wasn't here.
Speaker 1:You were here last weekend. There were you.
Speaker 3:No, I was over at another buddy's cabin, but I wish I could have been here.
Speaker 1:Did you see Mushka?
Speaker 2:I think he did see.
Speaker 1:Mushka. Yeah, you killed Mushka, I didn't.
Speaker 3:That's some details that can't be mentioned on here.
Speaker 1:No, somebody else should be holding on to the dog. I was going to say something. I don't remember what it was. Eddie, were you playing for that one? Oh yeah, I remember now.
Speaker 3:I was in the four-wheeler. I was driving the four-wheeler, hey.
Speaker 1:And they weren't holding the dog Eddie. Yeah, it's a long story. Yeah, we're not going to talk about that. No, a dog. Okay, I'll sum up the story. We drank a lot of beer and a dog died. It was an accident. Move on, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's not funny, but technically, technically.
Speaker 1:Yeah, somebody else actually killed the dog. Yeah, it was Grandpa Jay. If he would have held on to the dog, he would have never stood up.
Speaker 3:Moving on here. This is bad. You guys don't want to listen to this one, all right.
Speaker 1:So I was going back to your hometown there, eddie, so apparently we got Lee Jeans said well, he didn't say that, I got it out of him. So you guys realize that that town, that Lee Jeans and Eddie are kind of resonating it, their residents are in that Because I said, hey, you guys, what the hell are you talking about? Just calm down, follow me here, all right. So you lost me. Wait, what the hell are you talking about? Just calm down, follow me here, all right, you lost me. Already you can cruise in Oka, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Not even Well. You used to be able to.
Speaker 3:Can you still do it.
Speaker 1:Apparently in your town, Not on the highway no, I'm not going to say your town, but apparently in your town you can kind of do that, do that a little bit, or you hang out at the local establishment, but according to Lee Jeans, no, the kids, they hang out at the McDonald's Right. That's what we heard, which makes no sense to me.
Speaker 3:Or the Walmart.
Speaker 1:Can I correct you? Okay, go ahead. What Lee Jeans is informing me on is that the ladies of the lower age group that do that are hanging out at local Culver's in the next town over. So you got to go to the Culver's over there and that's like you don't want to go to McDonald's because they call it. What do you call it?
Speaker 3:Perving around.
Speaker 1:Perving around. What the bleep is going on when they call it per Perving around? Perving around? What the bleep is going on when they call it perving around? What the shit? I almost broke my neck because I fell off my chair and down some stairs because I thought he was joking and they said no, that's because perving around. And I was like I have so many joking. And they said no, that's what's perfect for him and I was like I have so many questions. Do you go with?
Speaker 3:the older kids To the McDonald's. Do you do? Are you at Culver's or at McDonald's?
Speaker 1:He loves to go to Culver's.
Speaker 3:What do they guys do?
Speaker 1:there. For the Tahoe's Sit there and watch people.
Speaker 2:I seen a fight there one time with two girls.
Speaker 1:I was just driving by and then some other kid was driving. I was driving by in my car you might be perfect around here.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I was driving by.
Speaker 1:I hope to God. You ordered food. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. No, I didn't pull in the parking lot. I drove down the main street. Oh, the man had it. And I saw people, yeah, and I saw two girls start to fight and I saw some little kid on a bicycle. Stop, pull his phone out and start filming it. I'm like that's going to go on YouTube. What is wrong with our phones, you guys?
Speaker 2:Don't look at me.
Speaker 1:Something happened to the ENJ. Here you go, what are you doing? Praying. But no, immediately I turned and looked. I looked at these two girls. They started fighting. As I'm driving by, I'm going home I wasn't stopping there at all and as I see those two girls start fighting, I see a kid on his bicycle. Stop, pull his phone out and start filming. These two girls start fighting in the parking lot of the McDonald's. Was it late at night? It wasn't that late. No, I would hope not, because any kid that's on his bicycle driving by with it it would not be past his curfew.
Speaker 1:I mean I'm going to guess. It was probably like 6 o'clock at night, was it J-Lo? I mean, like Coke didn't we? Was it J-Lo? No, it was not J-Lo. It was not J-Lo. What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you, jesus J-Lo? Hand me the Coke. I need a drink. Mc J-Lo is waiting there. There's some more in there, ken. Zanito is wondering you had live on the air. Yeah, I thought that was the next segment.
Speaker 3:I thought we were going to get to that one.
Speaker 1:Hey, let's do a side bet. I'll put five bucks in. Do you think that J-Lo's fiance?
Speaker 3:will. I'll do five to twenty to see, if she doesn't answer.
Speaker 1:I'll do five bucks. She does answer Five, five bucks.
Speaker 3:I'll go five. If she doesn't answer, five bucks on speaker.
Speaker 1:What time do we got right now? Right now we have 12.22. Let's do it. Want to do it? I hope she says something. Where do I put the phone, though, right?
Speaker 3:on the speaker. Let's take a brandy break.
Speaker 2:Can we do another side?
Speaker 1:bet. Can we bet what she's going to say? Because I want to bet on that. She's also not my fiance, oh.
Speaker 3:You might want to retract that. No, she's not.
Speaker 1:She can hear us.
Speaker 3:Are you going to say possible fiance or not your fiance at all? Do you think she's not your fiance yet? So it's time for a fiance at all. Do you think she's not your fiance yet? So?
Speaker 1:it's time for a brandy break. Do you think she's going to say something dirty on the phone? Hey, I thought you were not going to call me. I was waiting for you.
Speaker 2:What if it gets like dicey?
Speaker 3:What if it gets dicey.
Speaker 2:Do you think it gets dicey? No, I don't think it does. I'm not going to go there. I'm in. You're on, you guys are out, I'm in on that?
Speaker 1:You're on. I think that she's going to say something like dirty, you're on.
Speaker 3:I think so. I think she's going to go like hey, is that another five?
Speaker 1:Hey for the dirty, I missed you.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking about you.
Speaker 1:I'm laying here in my 90. No, I don't think she's in her 90. I think she's just like hey, I was trying to keep it clean, I know.
Speaker 2:I know. Pg, that was PG, that was PG, that was about.
Speaker 1:PG. She might Actually they might have might have a thing where it's like Do we be quiet?
Speaker 3:Yes, We've got to be super quiet, pin drop.
Speaker 1:Pin drop, because then she's going to say Is this a good idea?
Speaker 3:Or a side bet or a side bet.
Speaker 1:This is fun, or a side bet she's going to go. Why are you acting so weird? That would be the other thing. Oh no, she's going to be like what's her name again.
Speaker 3:We're just going to have to find out what's her name on the old thing, mc J-Lo.
Speaker 2:MC J-Lo.
Speaker 3:Let's do it. I thought we were doing a Brady break. We're doing a Brady break. We're going to come back here. I thought we were doing a Brandy break. We're doing a Brandy break, we're going to come back.
Speaker 1:Once we come back, she'll be here. I'm going to see J-Lo on the speaker live on the air and I must want to bet that she's going to be dirty talking with him.
Speaker 3:I bet I know who the first one that's going to talk on the podcast.
Speaker 2:Well, you are, I'm not going to talk.
Speaker 1:We're going to be quiet. You're going to talk, we're not here.
Speaker 3:This is the first on the podcast. No, this is the first, it's not going to go silent.
Speaker 1:We're going to be quiet.
Speaker 3:All right, you three, we'll be quiet.
Speaker 1:Lee Jeans is going to be talking. Lee Jeans.
Speaker 2:Maybe you should have Lee. We'll come back in and we're going to call MC J-Lo. All right, mc J-Lo, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, have you guys listened to this song before? Eddie, you went for the whole table. Wow, you're excited. I like that song. It's great. So before the break we're going to have J-Lo. Call MC J-Lo blindly.
Speaker 3:Would it be safe to?
Speaker 1:say blindly I get the bet that she's an answer.
Speaker 3:I don't know what he's going to say to her I want to hear the bets here. I don't want to hear the bets, but I betting she's going to answer it and she's going to get a little dirty talk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we'll see about that one. I don't know, it is a dirty talk.
Speaker 3:Remember, before we went on break we had a side bet going.
Speaker 1:here we had a side bet.
Speaker 3:We had a friendly five on it. Yeah, so we'll see.
Speaker 1:We got it all dialed up. We had a friendly five on this one. We had a friendly five on if she answers or not. Yeah, let's go, are we good? I think you figured out how to hook up to the podcast.
Speaker 3:And the speaker. You gotta figure it out.
Speaker 1:Alright, we're going Alright let's go Speaker it.
Speaker 3:This is great.
Speaker 1:We should call Q2, by the way. Hello Hi, hi, jordan, we're good right now.
Speaker 2:We should call Q2, by the way. Hello.
Speaker 1:Hi Hi Jordan.
Speaker 3:How you doing. I'm great. How are you? I'm great, great. How is your podcast? How is your podcast? It's great. Can you hear me?
Speaker 1:Can I hear you?
Speaker 3:Have you got mute? How's your night been? It's great I get to sleep on the floor. I'm super excited about it. What if I told you you're on the podcast.
Speaker 1:Shut up, hi guys oh my god hey mike you're the most nervous human being on earth jail. Why are you so nervous?
Speaker 3:You are nervous. You can't just put five words together right now. That was really, that was really and, by the way, we're calling you MC.
Speaker 1:J-Lo, mc, j-lo.
Speaker 3:MC J-Lo's on the mic now. She called on in and you know what MC J-Lo?
Speaker 1:The thing is that your future husband well, we don't get too carried away and um Fiance, how did you get so clammed up, j-lo? I'm disappointed in you.
Speaker 3:You like totally clammed up, not you MC, not you MC, just J-Lo, j-lo.
Speaker 1:Not you, mc, you did it great J-Lo. Yeah, You're, you're you're, you're, your, your. How do we say that?
Speaker 3:Your significant other Future fiance.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Your boy toy.
Speaker 1:He's a little nervous when it gets to that my boy toy. Well, we have like hundreds of thousands and thousands of listeners and he kind of clams up on her pressure a little bit. We're like what's going on here?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he gets a little nervous.
Speaker 1:I know and you did a great job and thank you for being on our show. We appreciate that.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, I'm honored.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and we're going to give you some merch. We'll give you some merch, we'll give you some merch Sweatshirts.
Speaker 3:I've never got merch yet. Wow, you haven't been on the show before I I've been on the show.
Speaker 1:Well, MC is a lot better guest.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, now I've been on the show.
Speaker 1:She's a lot better than you've been so far, because you get clammed up.
Speaker 3:She's like a natural. I'm getting clammed up, Jordan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why are you sleeping on the floor? Oh yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 3:What's up with that? Yeah, I'm on there, I somebody out of the bed. This is where I'm going, basically. I'm here with my friend and her man Not boyfriend yet, they're not official, but they get the bed, they get the twin bed.
Speaker 1:If they're not a boyfriend or girlfriend, they don't need the bed. Well, they're going to make boyfriend on the bed. That's true in the B is what you're getting at.
Speaker 3:I just told them, at least, if they don't have intercourse, I'm fine. I'm fine with the floor.
Speaker 1:Are you in the same room, mc's, like our number one guest now? She's already up.
Speaker 3:Guys, but they provided me Pringles and like barbecue tips, so I'm good, I'm.
Speaker 1:Pringles. Wait, wait, are eat Pringles and like barbecue chips. So I'm good, I'm great Pringles and barbecue, or are you eating Pringles and barbecue chips?
Speaker 3:Pringles and barbecue chips.
Speaker 1:What kind of?
Speaker 3:Pringles are you getting and some Cheez-Its.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow.
Speaker 3:It's my meal.
Speaker 1:Nice, nice, that's a good meal, amy.
Speaker 3:It's great.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 3:This feels like a dream.
Speaker 1:You're not dreaming, it's real life yeah, that's right, j-lo gets so nervous he's just in a quiet.
Speaker 3:He's so nervous.
Speaker 2:I know right and you're fine, exactly good job, I love it. This is great Take a deep breath.
Speaker 1:I know right and you're fine. Yeah, right, Exactly, Exactly. Good job. I love it. This is great, so well thank you for hey thanks for being a part of the show. We appreciate it, oh my gosh, it's an honor.
Speaker 3:You answer so many questions. I've only heard stories.
Speaker 1:I know, I've only heard stories. I know, and he made you pay five bucks. Yep, and you know what? You're a natural. You don't get clammed up like some people.
Speaker 3:No, jordan you just need to relax.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right, right, but it was nice having you on. I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, I'm surprised he answered that's pretty good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I wasn't surprised. I bet that she was going to answer so you get like an air mattress or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there were bets on if you were going to answer you get like an air mattress or something right. No, I was just going to hang up on you, Jordan. I would never answer. I totally knew you were not going to answer.
Speaker 1:Oh Right, that was a joke Well this is also like the only time you called me. So I'm like, okay, why are you not calling me? Yeah, Well, let's keep this. This is my turn to love lines.
Speaker 3:This is my turn to love lines Remember.
Speaker 1:Dr Drew Love lines. Let's keep it going. You didn't call her the whole weekend. What's wrong with you? Why would you call her to see how her weekend was going?
Speaker 3:You could have just said hey, honey, hey honey.
Speaker 1:Hope your weekend's going good. Wow, wow, what's wrong with you? You know, you could have just said hey a courtesy call hey hope your weekend's going good.
Speaker 3:Yeah you called Daryl he called Daryl, you called everybody else. I did call Daryl.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 3:I'm your last resort.
Speaker 1:Why don't you call her?
Speaker 3:and say hey, I see how it is.
Speaker 2:Hey, how's your weekend going?
Speaker 1:Hope you're having a good time. You know can't be going that good, you know what You've got.
Speaker 3:To make the most out of sleeping on the floor, I'll say my weekend's great. I get to sleep on the floor, I get my meal of barbecue, chips and Pringles.
Speaker 1:Where are you at anyways?
Speaker 3:I'm at my friend's house.
Speaker 1:Couldn't ask for better.
Speaker 3:It's her friend's birthday, I think. Oh, you think you. You didn't ask for better. It's her friend's birthday.
Speaker 1:I think oh, I know, friend's birthday party. You think you didn't pay attention. No, I meant to say I didn't. You didn't ask right, you should probably stop talking, yeah, oh wow, what do you think about Jay's comment?
Speaker 3:Wait, I didn't hear his comment.
Speaker 1:I just said that he should probably stop talking.
Speaker 2:He didn't stop talking he stopped talking for the last five minutes. Okay, so you're in a cabin right now, which is great.
Speaker 1:So is it in the neighborhood, or is it?
Speaker 3:Are you up by J-Lo's?
Speaker 1:cabin or no, no wait. I think it's up by Alex's, is it Alex? They call it Alec they get mad when you say Alex. If you say Alex, they get mad. When you say Alex, if you say Alex, they get mad.
Speaker 3:That's not far from our studio.
Speaker 1:That ain't too far at all, just so you know. You have to say Alec.
Speaker 2:Otherwise they get mad if you say Alex J-Lo's cabin.
Speaker 1:You know where that's at. We're at the studio, right?
Speaker 3:now it's like a half hour away.
Speaker 1:It's about a half hour away, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's about a half hour from here.
Speaker 1:She could be here in a half hour 40-minute studio is probably where we're at by 40 minutes.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm pretty sure J-Lo's at the.
Speaker 1:Cabin Dole. Something again this weekend, doesn't?
Speaker 3:he oh Jesus, oh Jesus. I know those folks are here.
Speaker 1:What are you trying to do? You don't want to come. You said that you don't want to come. What is wrong with you? You?
Speaker 3:should have been like Honey honey, you know what?
Speaker 1:if you don't like it there, you should come down here. I got the place to myself, you should come. What is wrong with it? You kind of slow played that. I didn't like that. No, it was.
Speaker 3:I think you overreacted. What is up with that? What? No, it was. I think you overreacted, Jay. You have to please yourself again for sure.
Speaker 1:What is up with that? What, yeah, well, let's hear it.
Speaker 3:What are you?
Speaker 1:asking I can't even hear you. Oh, you can't the viewers listened.
Speaker 3:Everybody else can. The viewers?
Speaker 1:heard him. Everybody else can hear what I said.
Speaker 3:Jay what were you asking Sorry. I actually Everyone was talking at once. I actually could not hear a thing you said you slow played.
Speaker 1:We said hey, you're only like 40 minutes away, you should come down to hang with your future hubby. And you were like what?
Speaker 3:what, what?
Speaker 1:what, what, what, what, and you slow played.
Speaker 3:You should have said I know right.
Speaker 1:I know I hear you.
Speaker 3:We're calling you MC. You keep talking over her. I know I can't hear what you're saying. No, I'm sorry. She's saying that she was not invited by J-Lo.
Speaker 2:That's what it comes down to. That's rude, not true. That's so funny. Why do you do that? How do you do that? How?
Speaker 1:do you do that? You're making Jay think he was so funny, don't do that next time. I'm not funny, I'm not funny, I'm not funny. I'm just saying that I found the button bar again. She pointed it out. He didn't invite her to the cabin when he's all by himself. He wanted a little alone time. What's up with?
Speaker 3:that I just couldn't come. I couldn't come there.
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 3:Because he said no. Oh, he said no.
Speaker 1:What's wrong with you? I mean, the folks are gone this weekend. Yeah, I mean why. Are are gone this weekend? So yeah, I mean why are the lights on and the party's going on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all these people over there. That's not how it went. That's about how your response sounded right there. Now he's nervous Now he's cramped up again Go ahead and stop being so nervous.
Speaker 2:He's nervous.
Speaker 1:Again. We have hundreds of thousands of people listening and he clamps up a little bit. Hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 3:I believe it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we appreciate you answering the phone and being on the caster.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much. Of course I wouldn't do anything else.
Speaker 1:Where are you at right now, Ashley? Are you at the?
Speaker 2:camera. I'm on the floor.
Speaker 1:On the floor. Is there anybody else in the room right now?
Speaker 3:Yes, my best friend Lily and her.
Speaker 2:In the same room Is Lily awake.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's got a boyfriend. Yeah, she's a teenager. Is the boyfriend awake?
Speaker 3:Are you awake, yep? Allison's awake nature Is the boyfriend awake?
Speaker 1:Are you awake? Yep, allison's awake. Why do you say it like that? Allison, not Allison Does she want to be on the caster or no.
Speaker 3:She'll say hi.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, yeah, that'd be nice. Who is it?
Speaker 3:Allison Hi, hey, ellie. No, this is Lily. Oh Lily, oh, sorry, I am here. Who is it Allison? Hey Ellie, no, this is Lily.
Speaker 1:Oh, sorry, I am here. Is that short for something? Is that Lillian?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Just Lily? Yes, I'm just curious.
Speaker 2:I don't know, do you go?
Speaker 1:to UND Lily, what Do you go to UND? Oh, you go to Mankato.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I go to. Mankato Roll maps.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, let's go to what's it called Party Town, college Town, college Town, college Town.
Speaker 2:Mankato's called.
Speaker 1:College Town? No, they got College. Town going on down there, and back when I was there, they would go to the Albatross, but it's not there, no more. So you can't say that, because everyone's like you're too old, you are now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, I know.
Speaker 1:I'm 24.
Speaker 2:So it's weird yeah.
Speaker 1:I know, it just seems awkward. But, hey, you're live on the podcast.
Speaker 2:Say hi to everybody, Hi everyone.
Speaker 1:All right, thank you for being. You know what I appreciate you being on live on the air. This is actually. This is a Bible store. We've only had live on the air one other time Cute yeah.
Speaker 2:So thank you guys, that's so special.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we had the technology work out, so this is great.
Speaker 3:Good, I bet I was the peak of the podcast. For sure, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Well, you're talking to the G-Lo. Come on now.
Speaker 1:Let's not get carried away. You might have been the peak of the segment maybe, but not the whole.
Speaker 2:We love to have you on. Come on now, whatever, g-lo MC.
Speaker 1:We're going to let you guys go, but thanks for being on and thanks for answering your future husband owes us a lot of money.
Speaker 2:I'm sure he does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he does. And why is his shirt coming off right now? That's weird, not true?
Speaker 3:Why don't you keep your shirt on? I'm mixing my brandy. That's so weird, so weird.
Speaker 1:So weird. But anyways, all weird. Alright, mc, I'm going to call you MC.
Speaker 3:Good night, have a good night. Have a good night, guys. Good night.
Speaker 1:You know what? By the way, how come it doesn't work like that every other time with our phone calls? It does, oh, really. No, we gotta play a game. We're running up against the clock. We got one last thing. Should we take a break and do one last thing? No, let's just get one day. Oh, just get right after it. I thought we'd just take a break, I don't know or was that phone call pretty long it might have been long actually. Well, you need a drink.
Speaker 3:Yeah, J-Lo needs like four drinks. That just makes the drink.
Speaker 1:I have so many questions for you. Are we going to glass with the fact that J-Lo like clammed up? It was like super quiet.
Speaker 3:That might have been the worst clam up we've seen on this show.
Speaker 2:That was your girlfriend. I don't give a damn Look at me.
Speaker 3:I don't give a damn. Are you nervous?
Speaker 1:around her. That was your girlfriend. We might want to take an intervention with you. That's your gal.
Speaker 3:Are you sure you?
Speaker 1:want to do this.
Speaker 2:Are you sure?
Speaker 1:with.
Speaker 3:Ray Do you want.
Speaker 2:Should.
Speaker 1:I call Ray and say hey, he's not sure.
Speaker 2:I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1:I'll call Ray. I'll text him. We should call Ray at speaker. Who is Ray?
Speaker 3:The jewelry guy For the ring. Oh that, that fuck, or um Whoa.
Speaker 1:It's on the internet.
Speaker 2:That um.
Speaker 1:You can say it, it's on the internet. You can say fuck on the internet, that's right. Earmuffs, sorry, lead jeans, earmuffs, lead jeans, it don't matter. You can say F word on the internet.
Speaker 2:But anyways, we don't try to promote it.
Speaker 1:But uh, yeah, you're starting to clam up a little bit. I was not. Yeah, audience. Email us. Email us what do you think? Was he clamming up because you got awfully quiet once your significant other got on? Yeah, it's like you didn't want to screw up and get in trouble. Email us what you think about J-Lo's conversation with his girlfriend.
Speaker 3:Why did the table move? Why do you have?
Speaker 1:tears coming out of your eyes, do you? Want to be next the table moved. Email us at eddieandjbrainsandbscom, is that better?
Speaker 3:That is better.
Speaker 1:We should not have a mobile table. I know it's a Studio B, I know, but he's Studio B.
Speaker 3:I hear that again your jackass is prophylactic.
Speaker 1:People are in Studio A again. What you don't remember the prophylactic people.
Speaker 3:I don't remember at all. That was one of the first segments of the show, really, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:When they were in Studio A, I was over-served that night and then by the were in the studio I was over-serving that night and then by the end of the night you were like dead quiet. Yeah, I know, it basically was me and Q. However, I powered through more than you did because you were like impressed about the prophylactic commercials in Studio A Because we could see them through the glass window. But you like, what was his biggest question? I was like why is it on my face? Or something like that. What the prophylactic? You gotta go back a little.
Speaker 3:Is that lanolin? Is that lanolin? Did we talk about lanolin?
Speaker 1:We didn't talk about lanolin, but it was lanolin.
Speaker 3:That was an old. We used to talk about that. Yeah, lanolin.
Speaker 1:That's an old we used to talk about that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Lana, yeah Lana.
Speaker 1:That's an old story. All we're doing is changing the topic about J-Lo, which is fine, but I'm going to get a topic right now. I don't care if J-Lo he's going to have so much shit right now because, goddamn, his lady friend is like in on the podcast and she, she's fine.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That's all I gotta say. She's gonna be, what's into this episode.
Speaker 3:All I gotta say is she's just fine. She's fine. Why is she texting?
Speaker 2:me right now. She's okay, is she?
Speaker 1:She's texting me right now and saying what's wrong with J-Lo?
Speaker 3:I'm like she's at her Her friend's birthday party. Why is she sleeping?
Speaker 2:In the same room With somebody.
Speaker 3:On the floor, cause you ever see that show from like the late 80s or mid 80s.
Speaker 1:I probably. I think it's called Three's Company. She's sleeping. It's like a three-way, it's not game. You might get jealous right now. I don't know what did you just say Was that a word? Oh my God, I thought I slurred my speech. Oh wow, Anyways, let's get to this game. We came up with a game Top five answers on the board. All right, go for it.
Speaker 2:Don't we need Nigs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's playing right now. Oh, she is. I'm going to call her on speaker.
Speaker 2:Let's call QDog.
Speaker 3:See if he answers.
Speaker 1:Should we do a side bet? You'll be five bucks, by the way, I do. I will be five bucks. Let's call QDog five bucks and he does not answer.
Speaker 3:Oh no, he will not answer If he's up he'll answer Wait what. If his phone is not in his car? How?
Speaker 1:did you get that thing linked up?
Speaker 3:Bluetooth Buzzsprout.
Speaker 1:There's a new technology called Bluetooth I found out about. I read about it On the interweb. What's Lee Jeans doing over here? He's getting nervous.
Speaker 1:He's still getting way more information than he probably should. That's alright, don't worry about it. Okay, here's the deal. We're going to do a break, one break, but we're going to try to call QDog, because I want him to play this game too, because there's a lot of good questions. If he answers, fine. If he doesn't, is he at the lake? Yeah, oh yeah, I know he's at the lake, but he's going to be at the answer, but he's not going to answer though.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:If he's got the phone, he's probably still at the Rustic. Well, he could be at the Rustic. Okay, let's try him, if not.
Speaker 3:He's at the Rustic. Did he tell you about his little?
Speaker 1:escapade where he's down in Nashville. I heard he ran into Kid Rock? Yeah, nick Zill told me he went down there he was at Kid Rock's bar and Kid Rock showed up from the fight next door. It was across the street.
Speaker 3:Is this Nashville? Yeah, yeah, he was down there.
Speaker 1:Damn, that's cool. I like to hear all that. And Kid Rock showed up on stage. He did a couple songs. He's like all right, I'm ready to party, I'm not going to hear your newest song, I'm not going to do a concert, I'm out of here, I'm going to go listen to. Left the stage. So he did like two songs quick and then he left. That's so cool. That's fair. I like that. Chris probably got his phone number. Who are you? No Q would talk to some guy. He's like some guy comes up to him and he's like, yeah, he fist bumped me. He's like, excited, some guy like fist bumped him.
Speaker 2:He was like excited about it. Alright, make me a brand new.
Speaker 1:I already lost interest. Give me a week one. Let's take a quick five second break. Let's wrap up the show. Let's get on. Are we wrapping up with your family feud? It's not called family feud, it's called trivia, supermarket, trivia, supermarket, trivia. There you go, thank you, five minutes. There you go. Supermarket Trivia ST. There you go, thank you. All right, five minutes All right, we're back. It was great we got our last segment here. We just finished our last segment with J-Lo's girlfriend. It was completely awkward Well no, she was fine no she was great, she was fine.
Speaker 1:Actually, I think she's on, she's a HOF guest.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But J-Lo himself. He's been like quivering over here. He's like drinking water.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's got water, he's got a full brain, he's shivering.
Speaker 2:He's got a full brain. He's in a room and he's drinking propellant.
Speaker 1:Taxing like, oh my God, Like, what did I do?
Speaker 3:I'm sorry honey, Nothing even happened.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, sweetie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, which is fine, but he didn't do anything wrong. Plus, I don't know why he's so scared, but he's scared.
Speaker 3:All right, Jay.
Speaker 1:But it's great, jay, you get a supermarket trivia. Yeah, I do, I do, but I can't read my questions.
Speaker 3:Do you need the cheaters? No, I don't think the cheaters will help on this one, because I'm glancing it over.
Speaker 1:This might be more. Can Jay read his papers? Is this your handwriting or Nigg's? Jesus, can you put a pause on the show for one second? Wow, we need a pause. We don't typically need to pause very often. The audience never knows that way of pausing. It's going to be an hour. It's going to be two seconds. I've got to rethink all this because I can't read nothing.
Speaker 3:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Alright, so we did a quick pause there so that Jake can figure out his notes, and it wasn't good. It's so funny, you guys.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I forgot because I can't read.
Speaker 2:For our listeners. I can't read nothing.
Speaker 1:For us. It's funny For our listeners. You guys are like what the hell is going on. But here's a serious definition of what happened. Definition, or explanation, there you go. So Nag Zill and I were at the grocery store asking questions and I was laughing so hard writing shit down that I didn't realize that my handwriting was so terrible, so I couldn't read some of the answers. But we had to take a break and re-look at it.
Speaker 1:No, that's beyond terrible. Yeah, yeah, it was terrible, and Lee Jeans over here was laughing so we knew it was funny then. But anyways, okay, ready. So your name, your name is your. Oh Jesus, j-lo's still texting his young emcee. Jesus, goddamn Christ, he's in the doghouse. All right, focus.
Speaker 2:Okay. Daryl are you in or not? I'm in.
Speaker 1:Alright, top five answers are on the board. And Lee Jeans, I know you don't have a microphone, but if you say your name I will call on you. You got a microphone right here, okay, yep. Alright, top five answers on the board. Name something you do, oh jeez. Can you pause that again? That doesn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 3:Aren't these questions about J-Lo's MC J-Lo here?
Speaker 1:What the hell happened. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. I need to go back.
Speaker 3:Date of birth. I need to wake up in five hours. Shut your mouth.
Speaker 1:No, you't even know what the hell I'm doing. I need to go back Date of birth. I need to wake up in five hours. Shut your mouth. No, you're not going to go fishing.
Speaker 2:I'm going fishing. No, you ain't yeah.
Speaker 3:I am. We're having another brandy after this, george. No, no, we didn't pause it.
Speaker 2:I didn't pause it.
Speaker 1:You're not leaving at the local supermarket, even though I disagree with that definition. But we'll call it a supermarket.
Speaker 3:Super Mercado Español.
Speaker 1:Top five answers are on the board. Yeah, go ahead. Please say your name, ask your buzzer and I will call on you and then you can answer the question. All right, top five answers on the board. What is the number one date of birth? Eddie Eddie, 1980. The board. What is the number one date of birth? Eddie eddie, 1980. Well, that is it. What is that like that?
Speaker 3:is incorrect. What do you mean by date of birth on the day we ask you, in the year, month?
Speaker 1:exactly month and year therely and year. There's one X on the board. All right, you should have Incorrect.
Speaker 3:I'll do, daryl, daryl, I'll call you January 1st 2000.
Speaker 1:January 1st 2000. Survey says Number two. Very good answer, daryl. Number two yeah, there's five answers on the board. 1990 or 2000? 2000. Pay attention, so they're 25 years old, jackass. There's no 25-year-olds at the supermarket. All right, do you want to play or pass?
Speaker 3:I want to play.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, top four of our answers on the board. What is the number one? Date of birth. Five, four, three, two we're going to go with. That's actually only three answers on the board, so you have one or three All right, jay, we're going to go with January 1st again.
Speaker 3:Yep, Yep, we're going to go 1995.
Speaker 1:Yes, you are number two. That's number two, yep.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go 19 95.
Speaker 1:Yes, you are number two. That's number two. Is this like guess, my number One or two? That's one answer, yep. One last answer on the board. Just say it, darryl, just say it. One last answer on the board.
Speaker 3:I have a feeling it's going to be a 1998 year Yep and it's not going to be the bike.
Speaker 2:It's not. When the bike is lost, I'm pretty sure it is Game and.
Speaker 1:Rig.
Speaker 3:This is insanely bullshit right. January 1st. As we all know, that is the most common birthday that is the most common birthday is January 1st.
Speaker 1:You all know that. How do you get the years January?
Speaker 3:1st is the most common date of birth. January 1st yes.
Speaker 1:No way, Keep in mind they're in G. Look at United States demographics right now. I'm going to look at that one.
Speaker 3:I don't believe that, thank you. Thank, I'm going to look at that one. I don't believe that, thank you. Thank you, I'm going to look at that. So I'm still playing.
Speaker 1:Or do I bing it? Yeah, did I win. You have no X's. What did?
Speaker 3:you say January 1st 1998. Well, you should be looking at your sheet. I'm glad he already knew.
Speaker 1:Clean sweep, clean sweep Bullshit. Clean sweep, sweep Shelo. Why don't you just put your hand on the plate.
Speaker 3:I felt bullshit on that one.
Speaker 1:Alright, next question you guys this was questions that me and Nagzilla went to. This is how I feel about this. That was a tough one. I'll admit that was a tough one, but however, this was a little easier Not a chance. So Dag and I went up to Ernie's in Staples, Minnesota I don't care if it's on there and we asked the locals 200 people actually.
Speaker 2:It's busy, it's busy in the summer it's busy.
Speaker 1:All right, you're going to laugh about this.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:There's only four answers on the board. I'm sorry, but top four answers are on the board. I'm sorry, but top four answers on the board. Wait, wait, wait. Out of 200 people, four answers total yes, yes, alright, I'm a little curious. So out of 400 people, you only received four different answers, correct, alright? So did you like? Is today Saturday? I did not why. I mean that would mean two answers. I have that would mean.
Speaker 3:Two answers I have, but here's the question, you guys, need to pay attention Again your name. What is?
Speaker 1:today's date Top four answers.
Speaker 2:I guess you get four answers out of that.
Speaker 1:For 200 people. Yeah, go ahead, Chilo. You're in so much trouble with your girlfriend.
Speaker 3:He's still texting.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I haven't touched her phone in 20 minutes Top four answers are on the board Chill.
Speaker 1:I mean the answers are on the board Chill. I mean Name the top four colors of furniture in your house. Eddie J-Lo, yeah, Eddie, Eddie Brown Brown. Let me see Brown Services. Ding, ding, ding ding ding.
Speaker 3:Number one, number one answer on the board this is not Family Feud, is it Dude? Never heard that? The board? This is not Family.
Speaker 1:Feud, is it dude? Never heard that show you just named Family. Feud. I don't know what that means. This is a brand new game. I don't know what it means. Okay, do you want play or play? Say play. Did I say play? Oh, I'm playing, I'm going, we're going okay, three more answers are on the board. Alright, number two answer is going to be black. Black Survey said Ding, ding, ding. That's number four. Sorry. So just out of curiosity if he gets it wrong, none of us can win it.
Speaker 3:No, you got it. You are going to steal. You cannot be hard to win it, though you can steal.
Speaker 2:It cannot be hard to steal. Did you ever watch Harvey?
Speaker 1:Pay attention to the rules.
Speaker 3:I already have tools. It's got your scrapper in Pay attention, which I already guessed at this point and I All right, just go All right. Next answer is going to be Eddie, this is probably young people.
Speaker 1:They don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 2:Next possible answer is going to be blue.
Speaker 1:Okay, can you say?
Speaker 3:it again first he doesn't need to. Eddie, I don't need to, he's still on the board. Do you want to go over and?
Speaker 1:just give me a kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 3:Yes, I will kiss you on the cheek.
Speaker 1:Because J-Lo doesn't know how anything works. And you do and I do.
Speaker 3:Yes, you see, and as she does.
Speaker 1:First of all and I'm actually really disappointed in how this works because you did not ask me anything about myself. Way for a living Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:You didn't make out with him like in all days.
Speaker 1:Because it's my game and now that there's three answers, already?
Speaker 3:Was it Richard Dawson? Was Dawson the last?
Speaker 2:name of the guy, no that was the original guy Was it Richard Dawson.
Speaker 3:He wouldn't make out with the contestants.
Speaker 1:The funny thing is now that I'm actually.
Speaker 2:You got three answers. Right Now I can talk. Can you tell me a?
Speaker 1:little bit something about you and your family? Yeah, my name can talk. Can you tell me a little bit something about you and your family? Yeah, my name is Eddie. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I'm married, I'm married to a fun police.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know she can be a lot of fun sometimes I think she's in Tulsa, or she can like she's in Tulsa right now. Yeah, I have two kids, two boys, and I, uh, and I do I didn't ask you that and I talk in a podcast for a living sometimes. No, I'm just kidding. All right, keep going.
Speaker 1:And what else that's about it and you talk in a podcast and you know what you look great, by the way, thank you, and I enjoy cigars sometimes and let's let our listeners at home know you have a nice head of lettuce, thank you. Nice head of lettuce when I mean that it means thick hair.
Speaker 3:Would you say that he has a thicker head of lettuce than?
Speaker 1:you do Jay? No, never. I'm a game show host, so never.
Speaker 3:I do get a pretty good set of hair. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1:And Okay, and I got a sweet hat on tonight, you do, and you and, by the way, you're kind of watching Lee Jeans, kind of, yeah, lee Jeans. Lee Jeans came up here before I did, though he came up with Mighty Boys. Lee Jeans, cat has his tongue, but he knows what's going on. All right, all right, so Cat has his tongue, but he knows what's going on, okay, okay, so you got three answers and there's four on the board. Do you want to keep playing?
Speaker 3:or do you want to pass? I'm going to keep going. I'm going to keep going, and can we get a refresher of what was on the board already? Yeah, brown black.
Speaker 1:Brown, blue and black. Yeah, black, brown, blue and black Top four answers are on the board.
Speaker 2:The next possible answer.
Speaker 1:Actually I think it's actually head fourth. One and two and four. Three is still available. Top four answers are on the board. I'm pretty sure you said it was. I have one, three and four. Oh yeah, one, three and four.
Speaker 2:That's right, you're right. And what are the most popular?
Speaker 1:colors of furniture. Black was four. I'm going to go with oh Three seconds Daryl's writing it up for me. I'm going to go tan.
Speaker 3:For sure.
Speaker 1:Survey said Ding ding, ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 3:No, it's not. No, that is white, that is white All day. No, that is white, that is white. All day in the week, that's white. That is white all day long. All day long. That's white. Who buys white furniture? I?
Speaker 1:have white furniture.
Speaker 3:I am a college student, I still have white furniture. What is dirty? Every college crib I've been to has white furniture in it. I will remind the audience this is insane. What are we in 1975, or what? Me and Daryl both have the same thoughts here.
Speaker 1:This is white, no white, all white, all day white. I will remind the audience.
Speaker 3:It's not 1969, no more. Can I remind the audience that furniture has been burned and used for a pallet fire that?
Speaker 1:furniture has been burnt and used for a pallet fire. Go, get your white jeans and your white belt and pull out and tuck your shirt in that's only for 4 plus handicap.
Speaker 3:4 plus handicap you only wear a white belt.
Speaker 1:Remind the audience. This was something that Nagzilla and myself went to.
Speaker 3:To be fair, we are up at the local supermarket.
Speaker 1:White is definitely top four. This is the local supermarket. One is definitely top four.
Speaker 3:This is the local supermarket and I can see that I don't know anybody that's got white furniture.
Speaker 1:No, I'm starting to get angry because I can't One set of white furniture.
Speaker 3:The only one that says supermarket is Eddie. College Cousins, it's not supermarket College Cribs Like you remember the show MTV Cribs.
Speaker 1:It's not supermarket, I know the show.
Speaker 3:I really didn't watch it, though you might have seen.
Speaker 2:Well, that was probably in the 1990s.
Speaker 3:I don't say supermarket, it's called grocery store.
Speaker 1:Nobody buys white fur.
Speaker 3:Nobody's going to pay attention to my rules.
Speaker 1:Number one it's not supermarket. Everybody should shut the hell up. Number two it's called grocery store. Everybody should shut the hell up. Number two it's called grocery store, not grocery. It's grocery store and I'm asking the questions and then Xill are asking the questions and it has nothing to do with pop culture. It has everything to do with what the people locally answered the right questions. So if you don't like it, shut the hell up, I don't give a shit. That's the way the answers question. So if you don't like it, shut that up, I don't give a shit. That's the way the answers are. And, eddie, one fair and square. Thank you, thank you, all right, please do not say supermarket.
Speaker 3:So we got 1-1-0. Right now for final score. Total score Yep.
Speaker 1:Total score yeah, we get a chance we might have to take a break.
Speaker 3:I can't read my writing. Is this almost considered?
Speaker 1:a special. What Paul on this episode is. This is definitely special. It's definitely special.
Speaker 3:I'll give you that. It's got to be a special.
Speaker 1:Jay can't read his writing. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Could any of us read?
Speaker 3:his writing. Come on, Lannis.
Speaker 1:What's H-I-C-C? I saw the first letter of his name, hick. What's that mean Redneck? Oh yeah, I think we've all seen the first letter of his writing the rest of it is scribbles. Straight line Should we pause it for a second Again.
Speaker 3:I got to think about this. I got OP Again.
Speaker 1:I got OP, all right. And then I got to think about this I'll bring the notebook with me, all right.
Speaker 2:So you got one more.
Speaker 1:Yeah, First of all.
Speaker 2:I had like three.
Speaker 1:First of all, this game. You really didn't plan this for me? No, I didn't. And you know what I got to do a better job at legible handwriting. Yeah, you do. Yeah, who said that?
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:J-Lo Funny. He's in the dog house, the gal he's been texting her all night.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's a phone call. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1:to me yeah right, exactly, I don't blame her. She's great, he's not she's great.
Speaker 3:She's great, he's not. She's great, he's not Wow. Top three answers are on the board, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Only three answers left on this game. All right, top three answers on the board. What Name the best adhesive Eddie? Oh, eddie, I'm going to go with shit. I forgot the name of the damn thing. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Three, four, two. We're going Elmer's for one. What Elmer's glue? Oh, going Elmer's for one? What Elmer's glue? Elmer's or glue, which one? Elmer's glue, elmer's glue? Yeah, glue.
Speaker 3:That's not what I was thinking of. You know what I'm thinking of. I said we should use it on the roof. What number was that? I said we should use it on the roof earlier. What number was that? Wow?
Speaker 1:I haven't answered nothing yet.
Speaker 2:I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1:Okay, let me see Glue on the board. Survey says Ding ding, ding. Number one. Good job, eric. Number one is glue, glue. If you will, let me read the whole question.
Speaker 1:Do you want me to? Yes, you have the board. Top three answers are on the board. Alright, go ahead. Can you read the question again? I was just going to, but you asked it. I would love to ask the question again. Name the top. Was just going to ask, but, yeah, I would love to answer. Ask the question again Name the top three adhesives on Earth. Name the top adhesives that people use, period. My second answer would have to be what the hell is that shit?
Speaker 3:they make three seconds, yeah you were on the right track. We talked about it earlier today to fix the roof.
Speaker 1:Why can't they have it now?
Speaker 3:You lost Daryl. Daryl, yes, flex seal.
Speaker 1:Damn it. Well, let me see flex seal. Oh, eddie, I said top three, eddie, eddie, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Well, you're serving ground then. Yeah, this ain't real, this is.
Speaker 1:AI generated glue was number one gotta be rigged. Definitely AI, eddie gum two X's on the board, j-lo.
Speaker 3:Are you climbing up again. For God's sake, kid.
Speaker 1:What the hell happened to you, by the way.
Speaker 3:What happened to me?
Speaker 1:I don't know you getting nervous with a little microphone. No, you're right I mean Lee Jeans over here is like wide-eyed I'll pass on to Daryl here. Okay, daryl, yep Three two one.
Speaker 3:So Adhesives, the adhesives, yes, are we talking about sticky contraptions right now. Yes, can I get a subject of the adhesive or no.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give you three seconds.
Speaker 3:Adhesive. When I think of adhesive Two, I'm thinking Band-Aid brand, band-aid brand. That's not adhesive. That's not adhesive To a guess Great guess, but that's wrong.
Speaker 1:Alright, eddie, two X's are on the board for you, jackasses. I don't care if you're all together, you're all getting three.
Speaker 3:X's Eddie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm calling cute Caulking.
Speaker 3:That is number three, don't guess Great, guess right there Great guess.
Speaker 1:Thank you, there's one answer left on the board. The first one has been used, which was glue. The third one has been used, which was glue. The third one has been used, which has been caulking, caulking. And the second one is wide open. Here's the thing you probably wouldn't know what this adhesive would be, but you were so rude and disrespectful to your future wife? I was not.
Speaker 2:Kind of.
Speaker 1:I was not.
Speaker 3:I think you disparaged her a little bit, but that's okay and you gotta remember this is at the local supermarket, the local supermarket for an interview.
Speaker 1:Local supermarket. Three people, or sorry. Three answers, and what do you think the top three answers were? For the top adhesives we have, number one is blue, number three is caulking. Is there a specific glue, though?
Speaker 2:No, I lost it.
Speaker 1:Super glue didn't work.
Speaker 3:You've got to be specific with the glue here.
Speaker 1:Okay, eddie, eddie. Well, no tar, you're not a Like on your roof, you tar your roof, that's Do you think that you're? Up with J-Lo's turn in the doghouse. Is it your turn or his turn? I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say it 14 times.
Speaker 2:What are the rules?
Speaker 1:If it's glue, it's got to be specific what are the rules. There's a lot of glues out there. What are the rules, shit? He slammed the fucking. The game might be over, all right, all right, j and be over.
Speaker 3:All right. All right, j-lo is up. All right, what's the last one?
Speaker 1:I'm kind of curious now. Okay, top three answers are on the board. Two of them have already been said Glue, cock, cock, cock, not to be confused with cock. The number two answer is still on the board. From the people from the grocery store Super, or from the people from the grocery store Supermarket, what is an adhesive that most people think of Like Super 1 Foods supermarket. Five, four, three, two, one, I don't even know what you're doing. Eddie's up Last X on the board. Eddie, would you like to pass or play?
Speaker 2:Play. I'm going to Name an adhesive. I'm Eddie. I'm going to pass, oh sorry.
Speaker 1:Daryl name, an adhesive that is used by the people at the grocery store.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm going to go with duct tape.
Speaker 1:You know what Duct tape? Really, that is a great answer. Let's look up on the board. I like that one. Top three answers are on the board. There's one left and there's two strikes.
Speaker 2:Just tape in general.
Speaker 1:If you get this one, you win the game, by the way.
Speaker 2:No, he doesn't. I got two of the last three Show me the money.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:Show me the money when you get there, the end of the game is the boards and then we're going to do the playoff. So Surveys said Eh, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Tape is the answer. Tape is the answer. Tape is the answer. Just tape in general. You're going to say any type of tape. I'm just asking Go tape, tape whatever.
Speaker 2:I'm not being cocky, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3:My other answer was going to be putty.
Speaker 1:I was going to guess a certain type of tape.
Speaker 2:It kind of is, but it isn't.
Speaker 1:It isn't.
Speaker 3:That's a sleeper guess. That's two-er guess. That's too many deaths.
Speaker 1:What it was going to be, but it wasn't All right, daryl got it. Take Boom. I call bullshit in this game, but anyways, oh, you guys did great. Daryl did better. I was going to guess type tape, but it's okay. It would have probably been better if I could read my writing. I totally switched the camera on because I could not do my handwriting, I believe it.
Speaker 2:Next time I'm going to do a better job already.
Speaker 1:Maybe you need to let Nags write. Well, she was there. I feel she has much better penmanship than you do. I think she does. But it's so much fun when you talk to those people at the grocery store. Yeah, but you need to let Nanks take over the writing. I know I can't forget what was the write-down Next time. They're fun people.
Speaker 3:They like it. And, by the way, you need to go to the new one.
Speaker 1:Oh and by the way, why do they want to talk so much? Oh and, by the way, why do the people? I don't want to talk so much. Oh and, by the way, why do people grocery shop If we're back at home at their studio? I probably would, but most people, if they came up and asked me some questions, I'd be like shut the hell up and leave me alone. I'm trying to get a little more bread and a stick of butter and a quart of milk Right, but up here they love talking. You ask them questions Third time. How much is in a bushel? How much is in a bushel? J-lo is so good, excuse me.
Speaker 3:Just Daryl makes it.
Speaker 1:I'm missing Daryl.
Speaker 3:I don't know Daryl, I don't know. Daryl's a funny character. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1:Anyways. So hey, we're just trying to wrap it up. Yeah, we're getting kind of late. What time is it? I don't even know what time it is. We got to get bear spray out. That's what it kind of is. Why do you? Need to get bear spray. And, by the way, how is Lee Jean still up? What do you mean? It's only 130. Lee Jean is still up.
Speaker 2:Oh, by the way.
Speaker 1:He looks like he's ready to go to a wedding. He's like he's up there in his phone. Did he call me his hair? Oh, and, by the way, Jay is not good at bags. He's okay, I think we do all right. He thinks he's tough until he plays me, he just walks away. He can walk away sometimes. You peaked out. Oh, you're on the don't swing, we're maintaining, so see you tomorrow. Sure, we haven't played bass for a while. What time? What time is it?
Speaker 2:Cause tomorrow we play pick a ball.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah pick a ball. Oh, uh, oh, see you tomorrow. Sure, we haven't played bass for a while. What time? What time is it? Cause I don't want to play pickleball oh, we got pickleball.
Speaker 3:Oh uh, oh, he's got, he's got pickleball.
Speaker 1:That's like old folks thing sensitive top. Yeah, alright, guys well we're gonna wrap this one up. We're an hour and 45 minutes into it, wow, so we're going to wrap this one up and we're going to get this one on the line and we'll see you guys next time. Yeah, that's good times, we'll see ya.