Brandys and BS
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We dive headfirst into a mix of heated debates, personal confessions, and an unforgettable live call with J-Lo's girlfriend that leaves him hilariously speechless.
• Discussion of controversial golf etiquette around removing hats for handshakes
• Passionate arguments about celery's place in cooking, from stuffing to gumbo
• J-Lo and his girlfriend (MC J-Lo) playing house at the cabin last weekend
• Calling J-Lo's girlfriend live on the podcast, revealing his unexpected nervous side
• Arguments about white furniture vs. brown furniture in homes
• Supermarket trivia game featuring bizarre questions about birthdays and adhesives
• E&J Brandy's apparent failure to recognize the podcast's promotional efforts
• Cooking techniques for proper grilled zucchini preparation
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Welcome Back and Studio Confusion
Speaker 1Hey guys, another episode of Brains and BS. Welcome back. It's been a little bit. Well, it hasn't been that little bit. We just put an episode on the line, like two weeks ago we did. We got like four still on the line. No, we have one, we have one. One. Yeah, hugh Cabin the drunk one. Oh, that was a good one, yeah, yeah. But like we've always said, we're busy, it happens. And you know what, our viewership is always up and we ran into people that like hey, what are you doing? Let's put another episode out. I know right, and we agree, we want to put them out all the time but there's something that gets in the way it's called work.
Speaker 1That happens. Our A job gets in the way sometimes of our B job. But I was listening to the one that hasn't been on the air yet, keith Gavin. Yeah, and I was listening to the one that hasn't been on the air yet and it's going to go out there. And did you remember that they had at our studio A and B, you don't remember anything from that.
Speaker 1But did you remember that they were doing you? Might remember if you listened to it, but you don't remember anything from the night itself. Yeah, those guys. They took over Studio A and we should have been in Studio A and then we were in Studio B and they were doing prophylactic commercials.
Speaker 3Remember they were doing prophylactic I don't remember, you don't remember that no.
Speaker 2I don't remember that.
Speaker 1Yeah, because you were talking about prophylactics in your face. I was not yes, you were Wait until it comes out. You guys, I know we're already ahead of the game, but we're going to put that one out, and then this one out, and then you guys can go back, this might come out before the other one, though it might, but then you've got to go back. Actually, that might be a good idea, All right.
Speaker 3We'll tease the next episode.
Speaker 1We didn't know if it was Trojans or the other company that were in Studio A. You never explained how they got to Studio A over us and I was like what the hell, why are we not in Studio A? That was a long day, that was a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 3There was a lot of alcohol we could see them Did we.
Speaker 1And you were talking about.
Speaker 3You said you listened to it. Yeah, do you understand what you're saying?
Speaker 1Yeah, you said that they had prophylaxis in your face when they offered or asked if we could get Studio A and we were like, well, we're in Studio A and we ended up taking Studio B, and then they were in Studio A and then they did the commercial and we didn't get no kickback. I remember it. You can go back and listen. I'll go back and listen to it.
Speaker 2I have to now.
Speaker 1It was so funny. It was so funny because I was actually pissed too.
Speaker 3Well, you were over-served, weren't you?
Speaker 1Well, no, they had a camera crew there.
Speaker 3They had a camera crew.
Speaker 1Well, not with us, not with us For them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was BS. Okay, okay, no, I wasn't over-served. No, yeah, you were. Oh, anyways, anyways, welcome back. Yeah, yeah, crazy BS. We got J-Lo 2 back on the house. He's never been on the air.
Speaker 3No he hasn't.
Speaker 1I have been on the air, but thank you and Daryl. Hey guys, Daryl's back.
Speaker 2Was.
Speaker 1J-Lo 3 or 4 on here when we did the spring break one.
Speaker 3I believe he was. No, I actually wasn't. You weren't on that one, really.
Speaker 1Really no. I remember I know for sure you were mentioned on that episode. What was that like?
Speaker 3episode number four or five.
Speaker 2No, I was mentioned but it was not on that. It was episode like 20.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, but I mean that was at least 20.
Speaker 3But yeah, you had a lot of guys here that weekend you weren't here, jalen, yeah, no. You were here, j-lo? Yeah, no, you had to have been there, you were talking about the spring break trip. Yeah, you were there. Yeah, senior year, you were there. I don't think I was in it. You had to have been, you had to have been.
Speaker 1Did you listen to the episode? I don't think he was there.
Speaker 3No, I listened to it. I don't think he was there.
Speaker 2It was a lot of I don't think it was.
Speaker 3It was a lot of. I know, noah was in it yeah they were there.
Speaker 1Well, welcome, yeah, welcome back. Well, thank you, you've been here before. I don't think it's welcome back. I don't think it's welcome back.
Speaker 3Happy initiation. Welcome back, Connor.
Speaker 1And, by the way, we got a full house here in the studio and guess what Guess? We're going to do a game show tonight at the end of the show. Is it the same? Kind of game. Before Are we playing Term Pursuit?
Speaker 3It's a new game. Is it 22 questions or Family Feud? Put it this way, or?
Speaker 1Family Feud. I will give you a little teaser. All right, nags and N Nagzilla and myself, we had to run out of town today and we went to?
Speaker 3Did you go to that one or did you go to the other one, the new one?
Speaker 1No, I like the new one. We went to the local grocery. The new one's better, is it grocery? Yeah, you can't go to the new one. The people there are nice. Well, we went there. The people there are nice. Well, we went there and we asked them a lot of questions. All right, so we're playing Fave a Feud. I don't know what that is. I've never heard of that. I don't know what you're talking about. And when you say that, does that mean families are fighting? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh yeah, a lot of people at the grocery store would ask him a lot of questions.
Speaker 3And we wrote it down, and you wrote them all down and you kept saying this and you got the top five answers right.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, and you keep saying this thing about family feud, and we weren't feuding with anybody, everybody was really nice. What is this called Brains and BS competition?
Speaker 3I haven't come up with a name.
Speaker 1I've been working on a name for a long time.
Speaker 2All I know is it called we go nags and I go to the grocery store and we ask old people questions and they love it.
Speaker 1The problem is with these people. They want to kill me. A supermarket, a supermoney, well, whatever, we're not gonna, we're, everybody wants to get you know. Rewind it to episode like 20 before. But all I know is they like to talk. When we go in there and ask them questions, I say, hey, what do you think the average length of an extension cord is?
Speaker 3And it's like next thing you know, we're talking.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2That's a great answer.
Speaker 1Next thing. You know we're talking about the niece. That just got married.
Speaker 3Wait, wait.
Speaker 1The extension cord thing is, nobody wants to spend $150 on a cord, but you'll spend $65 on a cord and get a 50-footer. But it quickly escalates into Aunt Margie's casserole or hot dish, I should say because we're in Minnesota, or their. How do you make the best homemade stuffing which we've had? On this episode before.
Speaker 3Stove top.
Speaker 1You don't like homemade stuffing. No, it's not good. Mom, I do love your homemade stuffing.
Speaker 2She's pretty good yeah it's pretty good.
Speaker 1I actually like stove top a little better. But okay. What? But nothing Anyway. So I'm just saying, it just escalates when we ask these people.
Speaker 3It turns into like Sorry, Jay's mom.
Speaker 1I like your stuffing. I think homemade is better. I don't like celery. Who likes celery? And tell me, if you like celery, what do you like about it? I don't like cooked celery. Oh then why do you like celery? You can't taste it much in there, but there's celery in gumbo.
Speaker 3That's like the whole.
Speaker 1God damn thing. Is this damn celery in homemade stuff? That's? The only reason why I don't like stuffing is because of goddamn celery.
Speaker 2Well, you make gumbo right?
Speaker 1They call it the trinity. What are you talking about, Gumbo? They?
Speaker 3call it the holy trinity.
Speaker 1You gotta put celery, you gotta put onion and you gotta put peppers in it. You gotta saute those and get your roux going. It's the holy trinity. Do you walk on your toes with your hands like bent crooked? I don't know what that means. What, all right. That's all I'm going to say. Think about it. Picture it in your mind.
Speaker 1You walk on your toes with your hands bent at like a 90-degree angle. That's all I'm going to say. But anyways, there's nothing wrong with that. If you do, I love it. I'm just going to say this. Gumbo is like goulash up in Minnesota, gumbo is great. I'm just saying goulash and gumbo are the same thing Back up, yeah, beep, beep, beep, back it up, beep, beep. When you eat gumbo you're like God damn, that was some good celery, no, but you don't really eat celery.
Speaker 3Okay, that's my whole point.
Speaker 1It's not about the celery, you jiggy jack, it's about everything else thing. Actually, the gumbo, the best part is the iduli, yes, iduli and the sauce and the flavor, yeah, but not the celery.
Speaker 1But you gotta have the celery. The only thing that celery is good for is holding peanut butter and raisins and analog. Is that your thing? That's the only thing. It's not even good in Bloody Marys. Anybody that says that they like celery in Bloody Marys, they're on drugs. There's not one. It's like saying we've had this conversation. Wait, wait. What about buffalo wings? Oh, zero, no, I like it. I assume about the cheese, the blue cheese. I grabbed this for my drink.
Speaker 3See, Eddie has a point right there. I have transitioned In my later years as I've gotten More mature. I've transitioned from Ranch Over to blue cheese.
Speaker 1When it comes to Blue cheese, and then you get that Little bit of blue cheese At the bottom there. You can't quite get a wing in there, so you take the celery.
Speaker 3The celery, you're ready to scoop it out. There's nothing wrong With blue cheese.
Speaker 2There's nothing wrong with blue cheese?
Speaker 3There's nothing wrong with blue cheese, but the celery is a tool to get it out, it is. No, I'm sorry, but ranch will always be on top of that blue cheese. I remember my younger years. You know what? You can't graduate.
Speaker 1A straight slot screwdriver is a tool. Do you guys realize that a straight slot screwdriver is a tool? And besides prying, something besides prying something.
Speaker 3Besides prying something hey, you know what?
Golf Etiquette Debate: Hat Removal and White Belts
Speaker 1it's so minor compared to a phillips screwdriver. That is only thing that's good for is prying things. It's like why would you ever make a straight? You know, I gotta be honest with you I had to use a straight slot today like four times why would somebody yeah, you did.
Speaker 3Why would anybody use a?
Speaker 1straight slot, I can't even say a straight slot screw first of all. Yeah, I do it from 19 post 1980.
Speaker 2Okay, let's go post what are we doing today?
Speaker 1what are we doing today? I don't want to talk about today. We're not there yet. All right, I would say we had to use a straight saw Screwdriver To switch out blades, the tensioner Chains. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2Oh, that's okay. Oh, now they're okay. Well, oh.
Speaker 1I forgot about that one, yeah, that one. Tightening a chainsaw Is a little different. Oh, it is Because we had. It wasn't by itself, it was tag teamed up With a Nut. It wasn't by itself, it was tag teamed up with a nut, like three quarter inch or five inch nut. We had to loosen up, so that makes it better. Yeah, it's a pair. It's kind of like when you pair like a wine. I find wine with a steak.
Speaker 1That was Walker on her toes with a hand. Maybe they don't go well by themselves, but when you pair them together it's a good thing. Oh, I had steak tonight. That was pretty good. Did you pair it with anything? Potatoes, yeah.
Speaker 2There you go, there you go, daryl made potatoes tonight.
Speaker 1What'd you add? He churched them up.
Speaker 3So I did the normal. You know, j potatoes, world-renowned, very famous, yeah. But what I did this time was I decided to add a little bit of white wine on top of it, and it just adds that much more to it. I don't know what it does, I don't know the science behind it. It just makes it better. It smells better, tastes better.
Speaker 1Yeah, the alcohol of anything, it tastes better.
Speaker 3You know what I would?
Speaker 1have tried brandy. He was trying to. I'm just saying you get the sugar. I'm going to get back to United North here for a second, but which was very good. It was awesome. By the way, did you enjoy something? I enjoyed your potatoes, and you know what? What the hell.
Speaker 3Is that what's going?
Speaker 1on. It's like the Thunder Girls. Who is there? Is it Lightning? Oh, it's probably. Oh, they're leaving. He's going to a buck. They probably don't know what a buck is. Okay, anyways, so what I was going to say was I got so much to say tonight, what do you?
Speaker 3got to say what? Are you trying to?
Speaker 1talk about. Okay, so getting back to the food that's prior, we can't get sidetracked. So many of you remind me of this. I get sidetracked a lot.
Speaker 3You get sidetracked easily. I do like the fact that we have license. I'm still thinking about the goddamn podcast.
Speaker 1The studio with the prophylactics that you forgot about. I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 3Time out, time out, time out. You Time out, time out, time out.
Speaker 1You forgot about prophylactics yeah, they're in your face.
Speaker 3you said how do you forget?
Speaker 1about them. I'm married. I don't use prophylactics.
Speaker 3Hand me the brandy there, will you. Oh, what type of brandy is this again? And that was the next thing that I was going to say was the brandy?
Speaker 1Because, God damn it, we said it. Actually, we called out E&J last time, which you haven't heard yet, people.
Speaker 3But we're going to yell out.
Speaker 1They want us as their sales rep. They can cancel. We said that they can fire their whole sales team, their whole sales team, and we would sell more Buck and Brandy than they would ever all day long, my God.
Speaker 3So I was down to.
Speaker 1Branson last weekend. Oh, did they have E&J.
Speaker 2I forgot about that. It wasn't on my notes, no, they did not Liquor store.
Speaker 1I didn't go to liquor store. Liquor store, come on, come on. We stayed at the resort. It was a Bass Pro shop.
Speaker 2Bass Pro Resort.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was the whole, thing, I heard all that. So E&J not anywhere to fall in a logo bar, Not in the resort. What the shit? We stayed at a resort. Do they not want to make money? They had a lot of high-end brandies and whiskeys. Was there Tito's there? I don't drink that shit, I know, but was there Probably. Yeah weird, I would assume there was, but Tito's isn't that great. I'm not a vodka guy. Was Crown Royal there?
Speaker 3I did have a vodka guy, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not Okay Was Crown.
Speaker 2Royal there I did have a good wedding.
Speaker 1Mary Was Crown there. I didn't ask, I don't know.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 3Because Bumbley's has Crown. The bottom line is goddamn you, sons of bitches at E&J.
Speaker 1We've been promoting you for at least a year and a half now and we got millions, well, hundreds of well, we got thousands of listeners that listen and drink your shit, and we got Grand Forks drinking your shit and then you don't even. No, I know, I'm just, I'm angry. That's me, I'm acting.
Speaker 2I enjoy it. I do too.
Speaker 1It's not I was trying to act mad so they would take me more seriously.
Speaker 2I don't think it's going to help.
Speaker 1Oh, that's not. It more serious I don't think it's going to help. Oh, that's not 1982. 82 you'd act angry. Okay, let me go back to pre-COVID. What happened in 82? That you'd act angry?
Speaker 3I missed it. That was awesome.
Speaker 1I'm really offended that you did not. I'm really offended that you didn't have this at every single bar because it wasn't inclusive. They did have some good bourbons Identity, I mean it was all right, dj call us. I had to drink bourbons. It's so goddamn good. God, listen to this, listen, you guys listen. I need to get a Coca-Cola for mine. Hold on, I'm walking away for two seconds, god that tastes so good.
Speaker 3You guys, I'm going to go get a Coke. It tastes so good.
Speaker 1All right, I'm going on the next one. Why did I have Coach Eddie? Because I have a cigar. Oh, that's right, he's smoking a cigar. Can I have a little taste of the cigar man? I want to try it a little bit. There you go. We're like trying to show off and why is that thing not falling yet Okay, that's how you know it's a good cigar. That's terrible. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3And you waste it too.
Speaker 1You can't do that. That's a.
Speaker 2You know what? It's a Minnesota company.
Speaker 1That's a Frederick Douglas right there.
Speaker 3I like them.
Speaker 2I like them. I like the owners of the company. That's a Frederick.
Speaker 1Douglass Maduro. I like the company, I like the people.
Speaker 2I like them.
Speaker 1If they were here right now I'd give them a big hug. I do not like that cigar at all. Oh, the Roosevelt's really good.
Speaker 3Are we doing brain breaks on the air now? Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I like that. I you know what it is. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes I like that.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, I like that you should go. I haven't got that number two yet. We got to slow it down here. So, oh, I know what I was going to tell you.
Speaker 1I was trying to bang it on the table. We're all good. You know what I was going to tell you. Yeah, gerald and I were at a golf tournament. We can't figure out who it was. I think it was in the podcast. Was I going to be pissed off about this whole thing or no, I don't give a shit. There was a big dude that we played golf with. I don't know which tournament or what golf audience was at. A big dude, yeah, like bigger than you. Yeah, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, bigger than you. All right, and his hands were smaller than Daryl's. Yeah, smaller than Daryl's.
Speaker 3I know, I know. Do we really want to be mentioning that? There's someone out here? I could outcast someone out here and it's not Eddie. Not Eddie, I could outcast on this podcast for having small hands, but I'll just leave it at that, is that?
Speaker 1what we're going right now. Hey, what's your sister's alias? Not her sister's alias, but your sister's.
Speaker 3Sally.
Speaker 1Sally's friend's alias. Do we have an alias for her, or just call her anything? Well, whatever.
Speaker 3I don't know she's petite.
Speaker 1She's petite, yeah, she's small. She's a small and statured. Her hands are like the size of my palms, right? So the guy that we shook hands with at the golf and, by the way, can I throw this out here? Yeah, throw it out there. I'm so effing sick of Wait. What would happen if I said no, jesus, goddamn Christ, listen to this bullshit, you guys this is serious stuff.
Speaker 1Everybody's gonna know what I'm talking about. At the golf, when you get done golfing, why the F do people gotta take their goddamn hats off to shake a hand? What are we at Goddamn church? We're at a goddamn golf course drinking beers all day. I'm never taking my hat off and I'm never tucking my fucking shirt on. Pardon my language. I'm never tucking my shirt in. I am never taking my hat off to shake your hand. We're not at church. I don't care what the rules are. I can shake your hand. I have no problem shaking your hand, but why do I got to take my hat off? I'm not at church. I don't know that one.
Speaker 3I'm not doing a gun? Is that a?
Speaker 1thing Apparently, because everyone does it except for me. I refuse to do it. We're not doing the Star Spangled Banner. If it was USA, yes, I'm going to do it. If somebody died and we're doing a respect thing, I will do it. I have no problem with that. But I am not After a scramble, after I've been drinking 18 cocktails.
Speaker 2Wait, so that's a thing now.
Speaker 1So now you take your hat off when you're done golfing. Apparently who are you shake hands with?
Speaker 3I don't know the people you're playing with.
Speaker 1Either your partners or the people you're playing against. I would never take my hat off Never. It's just out of respect.
Speaker 3I don't know, I don't know that one. You know what?
Speaker 1When it comes down to it, it's actually disrespectful to me that you take your hat off.
Speaker 3That's what you think. I think it comes down to a handicap, got, I think that's. I think, in all honesty, I think that's what it is, why.
Speaker 1I don't understand that why? It is because you don't have to care for it.
Speaker 3The better handicap you have. Maybe it's not so much more respect for the game, it's just more etiquette. I'm not saying that, I've got you know.
Celery Controversy and Cooking Discussions
Speaker 1I'm not some guy, that, no. No, you're right. I see what you're going there and, Daryl, you're smart and I think what you're thinking there. I think it's more like when you have a good handicap you can wear a white belt. Yes, you can. You can wear a white belt and at a certain handicap, you can wear a white belt.
Speaker 3And you can tuck your shirt in yes, and we're not there. We're not on this podcast. We're not there, I like that. Wait, wait, wait, I like that.
Speaker 1I can't see a good reason to wear a white belt anywhere? No, if you're like a four-handed.
Speaker 3Unless you're a four-plus or better, four or less, not unless you're at a disco.
Speaker 1Four or less?
Speaker 3Yeah, not unless you're at a disco no, that's a different story.
Speaker 1But on the golf course if you're a four-plus because if're just that good, you're just like hey, and they're probably good people so you tell your shirt in and you take your hat off and you shake hands If you're a five to like a.
Speaker 3If you're like a five to a nine then you really think you're really good and you want to be a jerk to everybody else, that's like when you're like the corporate.
Speaker 1You're like a corporate manager at that point you think?
Speaker 3you're big time, but you're not.
Speaker 1Somebody does that to you. Take your shoes off. I never.
Speaker 3I actually do golf barefoot. I'm not, I never.
Speaker 1It just happened the other day and I didn't take my half. I think you took your head off. I was disappointed in you. I was a man, I was disappointed.
Speaker 3Thinking about it, I am disappointed in myself.
Speaker 1How about I take?
Speaker 3my half.
Speaker 1I did just for the one guy I put it back on after that. No, wait, wait. No, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2How about a half?
Speaker 3bow, a bow. That's what you only do. That in Japan. I like that. That's Japan, I would rather do that.
Speaker 1Try it next time. Just see what they do. Should we take a break real quick? I want you to do that next time. I want to hear about this. We're going to put that on the caster. Next time you do it and the guy takes his hat off, I want you to do the bow and not shake hand. Yeah.
Speaker 2No, no, and they put their hand On his mouth. Just bow, I can do that, I can do that. I want to see what happens.
Speaker 1I don't think.
Speaker 3Would you get offended by that?
Speaker 1I'm not. I don't get you get offended by these guys with these jiggy-ass rules and the goddamn golf course you get offended by people that want to take their hat off. Especially on Tuesday night fun league or wear white belts. You get offended pretty easy. White belt is worse than the handoff. You can wear a white belt if you're four, or better, If you're bigger than four. You don't Otherwise shut up. Wait, is it after Easter? It's white. Was that a?
Speaker 2Boss hog, no, big boss, no. Who was the guy From Lucia Hazard?
Speaker 3Hey.
Speaker 1Boss, hog, boss, hog, we gotta take a break. I haven't formally Introduced J-Lo. We did he's been on the yeah we did Well, we didn't Formally introduce him, I got. You gotta formally so we gotta take a break, make a week one. I gotta go take a pee on the studio B because the people are there Run the kids a little.
Speaker 3Go pee on the tree yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then we'll get back. That was a. That sounds like you're doing something pretty deep there. Yeah, I got so much in my head I got to go take a leak in the little boy's studio, so I'll be right back All right, no, ditty.
Speaker 1That's the difference when we have you young whippersnappers on the show. Alright, hey, I want you to let everybody know about Buzzsprout. So if you guys want to start your own podcast, go check out buzzsproutcom. It's got all the stuff to get your stuff on the line. It's got the AI, it's got monetization, it's got everything you need and it's got like. I know we talk about this every time we talk about Buzzsprout, but the stats Looking at where people are listening to or from and all that kind of stuff and who's downloading it and where they're from it's just cool to watch. So go check out Buzzsprout. And if you want to get your podcast online, go check out Buzzsprout. It'll help you do it. I love Buzzsprout. It's great. It's great, I love it. Hey, I have a question though, though as you were reading that I was looking at my notes Not to take away from Buzzsprout, because I agree with everything you said. Did we talk about the handshake At the big guy at the golf course and the hat?
Speaker 3Yeah, kind of that was the whole white belt.
Speaker 1Yeah, you guys never got me.
Speaker 3No, you never really got into your handshake.
Speaker 1Yeah, you never really got my point Because you guys never got me. No, you never really got into your hands. Yeah, you never really got my point because you guys go off on a tangent and I never do. It's just a deal. The whole point was it had nothing to do with the hat coming off and you're saying or the white belt.
Speaker 1It had nothing to do with that. It had to do with we went golfing, you guys, you guys, we went. I think it was Daryl and I. We went golfing. I don't know who it was, so they could be probably listeners. I don't even care who you are. You guys are all good people. But the funny thing is we've had it.
Speaker 2Okay, let's back up a little bit.
Speaker 3I don't know where you're going with this.
Speaker 1Everybody has a cabin. You guys don't listen. You guys get on a little topic when you're having a few cocktails and the next thing you know you're like a few brandies. You don't know what you're talking about, but I guarantee that everybody's talked about pan sizes a time or two, a time or two, I don't know how. Maybe it was weird, like. Maybe it was like oh, he's got big hands or whatever, but somewhere along the line a lot of people up at the lake. You were the same about big hands, right?
Speaker 3Right, I know you need big gloves. Right.
Speaker 1I know you need big gloves, right, I know. But the thing was my whole point that I had written down that you guys got me sidetracked was do you know what I want? This golf tournament, and you know. And again, I don't agree with the whole shaking thing, but the thing was. The whole point I want to make about it is this guy was a big dude Like big Like. This guy was a big dude Like big, like 6'4" maybe 6'3".
Speaker 3That sounds about right. I do remember that he was a big guy. He was a big guy.
Speaker 1The point of the story was that he shook hands and his hand was tiny, so we did this before. You did this at the. You went to a wild game and you shook some guy's hand.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1And he had small hands too. No, so why? Where are you running all these small hand dudes? Maybe I just got big hands, you jackass maybe I got big hands, huh maybe that's, maybe my, my hand size is above average and you're just really above average, and maybe mine's okay and you get so if mine are really above average. What does that make Hughes?
Speaker 3Hugh, he's got three-inch diameter fingers. We measured this on New Year's. We measured it. They're three-inch circumference. No one has fingers that are that wide.
Speaker 2Jordan, let's see your hands.
Speaker 1Let's see your hands.
Speaker 2Those are normal-ish.
Speaker 1They're like the size of Daryl. Those are pretty decent hands. I want to do an introduction to J-Lo.
Speaker 1I got decent hands, so J-Lo claims that he's been on the show before, but we've had a lot of J-Los. I don't know if J-Lo's been on before, but if he has, it might have been in season one, I can't remember. Was it season one? We're all season one. That's right, we have seasons. But I think he was a little bit cat-headed as tongue back then. Now he's a little bit chatty cat. I don't think he, because I think a lot. I think a lot has changed Now. He's more older and more mature. Oh, here we go. It's hard. It's hard with these young cats that are. They're more mature. But you know what? I'll give a little credit. I mean, he's terrible at bags. No, because he'saked out.
Speaker 1He's got a love interest right now.
Speaker 3You do she's?
Speaker 2J-Lo.
Speaker 1We're going to call her MC J-Lo. We're going to call her MC J-Lo, seriously.
Speaker 3Can I love you to see MC J-Lo.
Speaker 1That's what I had written down, because I don't know what else to call her. We're going to call her MC J-Lo.
Speaker 3That works, is that okay?
Speaker 1I think she'll be appreciative.
Speaker 3MC J-Lo.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's a weird name.
Speaker 3Are you going?
Speaker 1to school to be a lawyer, like your dad.
Speaker 3No, no, hell no.
Speaker 1I'm just curious, that's weird I would.
Speaker 3Why not? That's such an easy job. He's got.
Speaker 1He's got a great job no matter what he wins Pretty much, Especially when you work for the big town of your city.
Speaker 3No matter what he wins.
Speaker 1I love your deal. He explained to me that when you plea deal, you win. That's a win. It is a win, it's a conviction. Yeah, it's a win. I guess technically he's right. However, I disagree with that. But good for him. He's putting people away. That needs to be so good for him. But let's talk a little about J-Lo and MC. J-lo, let's talk MC.
Speaker 3J-Lo. Is that the same person? Yeah, no, no, we got J-Lo and we got MC J-Lo the significant other. Oh, so MC J-Lo is the girl, these guys are like. I didn't even follow that one.
Speaker 1They're in their senior year of college and they're in love. They're in love right now, so we might have to start a new side series about love connection. So what?
Speaker 2do you get? That's not a terrible idea. We can do some fun stuff with that Are you getting married soon.
Speaker 1What do you think she might be listening?
Speaker 3Are you getting married? She will be listening. I think we asked her on the boat and she's ready.
Speaker 1So there's this. You know, eddie.
Speaker 2Has she been up here? Yeah, she was out there, they're on the lake.
Speaker 1They were on the lake. They were on the lake last week, and just the two of them. And Nags and I screwed up and we drove the pontoon behind them. Why would you?
Speaker 3do that. I didn't know it was him. No, it was fine, it was too late.
Speaker 1We were like, oh shit, she's like turn, turn, turn. I'm like, well, now it's going to look weird. So then we just kind of went around.
Speaker 3She's like you circle him. We talked for like an hour. It was a little weird when you had the binoculars in the bow. That got a little weird.
Speaker 1I didn't have binoculars. I felt bad. I was like we got to leave him alone.
Speaker 2No, he's got binoculars and booze.
J-Lo's Relationship Status and Lake Weekend
Speaker 3Come on guys. Well, that's not what MCJ Lo said.
Speaker 1She said that by the way, so they're in love right and another friend of these guys in Daryl. They're in a competition who can get him bend a knee first? We should take a side bend, ooh. I think it's, and I gave him a guy. Which of the ones in?
Speaker 2Let's call him Anno.
Speaker 1We'll call him Anno. I met her.
Speaker 3Yeah, she was up here.
Speaker 2You did meet her.
Speaker 3Great people Up here for the fourth.
Speaker 1But you haven't met MC 28. She's good people too. I have not met her, Although, you know, I don't know if she's a big fan of yours- oh, what did I do?
Speaker 3Wow, she was on the party bus. That is not true?
Speaker 1Oh wait, I'm trying to remember now.
Speaker 3Wait, wait, wait wait.
Speaker 1She's friends with the gal that you took and ditched and you were very nice to her. You took a friend of hers to the college parent formal, yeah, and then you ditched her because we went to the bar.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, she got a call on me. I got more important things to be doing. Wait, wait so.
Speaker 2MC, I don't think that worked out Wait, wait. Mc was on the party bus for your birthday. She was Wait a minute.
Speaker 3MC was on the party bus for your birthday she was yeah, she was yeah I thought she had a good time. She had a great time. I was there. Yeah, I was there.
Speaker 1She's listening right now. I know she's live on air, but I'm just saying you kind of yeah, probably not the coolest, I didn't know you did that that wasn't very cool.
Speaker 3Well you, it was fine she couldn't get in. It's not like they were dating, no.
Speaker 1It's not like you're married oh wait. Oh wait.
Speaker 2Oh wait.
Speaker 1Official one Official one. You guys played house all weekend, friends Eddie J-Lo and MC J-Lo. You guys played house all weekend, friends Eddie J-Lo and MC J-Lo. They played house all weekend. They had to play to themselves. I said, his uncle Cabin, his favorite uncle, my favorite uncle, or his favorite uncle. They were theirs, but they played house all weekend. So how did that go?
Speaker 3actually we should ask you some questions. Wait, wait wait, what do you mean? They played in the house. It was like the uncles were out on vacation, not at home, like the home to themselves. I don't know what he's getting at here. No, mom and dad.
Speaker 1He's just kind of yapping at this point.
Speaker 3No, mom and dad, no, mom and dad.
Speaker 1And you were there alone and see what it's like to be alone At the cabin. Yeah, so the uncle would be the two boys' dad.
Speaker 3Yeah, chad, and.
Speaker 1Kelly were there and their family. They had to check in on you.
Speaker 3That was their spying, and they left in a hurry. Well, they lived Chad wasn't feeling.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, they left in a hurry they weren't feeling. Well, chad wasn, they lived.
Speaker 2The child wasn't feeling well, yeah, they left it to her. They weren't feeling well, the child wasn't feeling well, so he saw something. He walked in on something he should have seen. Right, okay, he walked in on something. He walked in on something.
Speaker 1He's like I'm out Dale was so happy he's like good going. I got the place to myself, and so let's go point forward how was that plane? House Last weekend. You had to place all the deers off. Did she help with dishes or cooking or anything like that? Or was it just all looking?
Speaker 3for deer.
Speaker 1I made some good steaks, did she cook? You said, you made hamburgers. So now you're lying all over Now.
Speaker 3you just switched the story. Did you make steaks or did you make hamburgers?
Speaker 1You, asked if I made some good food. No, I did not ask if you made good food.
Speaker 3One of you did. I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 1You're all talking at once. I said did she help being wifey? Yeah, she did. Oh yeah, yeah, Are you getting aggressive? Look at him.
Speaker 3I'm just answering your questions here. Well, I'm happy that. Okay, how was it?
Speaker 1So then you should probably get him in a knee. It's the one You're ready. It's about time. It's about time that you get him in a knee, okay or no? You don't want to. She's listening Do you want to or you don't want to? Okay, he don't know what to say. A lot of pressure, he's thinking about it. We could have the first. This could be the first Ever.
Speaker 3Of what, of what?
Speaker 1Getting on. Ben and me live on the air asking somebody to marry him Now. We could call her on speakerphone right now. If you want to do it, I got it, ray St.
Speaker 3Martin Ray St Martin.
Speaker 1Never heard of him ever before I got credit down there. I spot you. You have credit. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3Who's?
Speaker 1Ray St Martin.
Speaker 2Who knows, is that the guy, the gangster?
Speaker 1from.
Speaker 2Guatemala.
Speaker 1Remember Dr Mandy Ice. He's been on plenty of time oh.
Speaker 3I miss them guys.
Speaker 1They hooked me up with this guy. They're good people. They got a guy and I got. No, I got a guy.
Speaker 2The guy got for what Jewelry?
Speaker 1Is it jewelry? How do you say that? Anyways, can you guys say jewelry? Oh, he's texting, he's so look at him. He's worth it. She's living it live. I'm sorry, look at him. He's texting her right now.
Speaker 3What the hell is wrong with you.
Speaker 1I'm texting my buddy Noah, oh Jesus, that you know about. Oh yeah, right, yeah right. You're not texting. He's like what the hell is wrong with these people? They're so scared. Anyways, let's move on from religion. We're going to have Relationship 101 next episode, but we're going to continue on right now because we have a lot of things to get to.
Speaker 3That is a long list you got there. I can see that yeah.
Speaker 1And you know what? What do we figure out right now? Can we go back and forth? Wait, wait, wait. Let me just rewind here. So we figured out that J-Lo got a girlfriend. They played house. No, he's got. J-lo got a girlfriend, they played house. Yeah, they're playing house.
Speaker 2They're getting married. It's over with.
Speaker 1It's just a matter of time he's just being a baby. He don't want to ask you because there's some reason why he's not going to ask you and he's not ready to buy the jewelry from my guy and Ray. And I told him I'd spot you. Oh, dig it, take my body. Oh, it's good shit.
Speaker 2He just spots you.
Speaker 1I'm telling you it's good shit. What would you do? Okay, he's not denying it.
Speaker 2He spots you Just do it.
Speaker 1Cat's got his head. No. So what I'm going to get to? We're going to move on, because I don't want to put him in the spot, but can we?
Speaker 3get.
Speaker 1Wait, are we back on the white belt? Kind of I didn't really finish my point about the little, not the little, hand guy. Did I make my point about shaking hands? You?
Speaker 3kind of did. Was that on the air? We know that is a big deal for you to shake hands with someone who has smaller hands.
Speaker 1We got that, we got that part. Do you guys, everyone listening in the back of their camera right now when you're sitting about the bonfire and having a brandy?
Speaker 2right now, everyone's sitting there thinking God damn those guys know what they're talking about, because not that we're, I'm not trying to pat ourselves on the back. But we all agree. I don't know what we're talking about right now?
Speaker 1No, I am, I do. I know what we're talking about, and everybody listening knows what I'm talking about. So back in the day when a golf scramble was like, oh my God, it's like the greatest thing ever. It's not so great anymore. It's not the biggest deal ever. It used to be kind of cool. Now it's kind of like an inconvenience.
Speaker 3So you have to go to one. Yeah, it used to be great, I would disagree, so let me ask you a question. Oh yeah, he's 21. Is it better to be working your 9 to 5 the whole day Now, seeing that you guys are in a 9 to 5 position? You may be, you may not be. Are you a?
Speaker 1rapper right now. You look like you're on Seed by the Bell right now. Thank you, question mark. Thanks. Are you a rapper? Okay, go on.
Speaker 2Anyway why he's got a beggar's hat.
Speaker 1No, his head was going like bobbly.
Speaker 3Oh Okay, I mean, I was just, you know.
Speaker 1I was getting to my point there, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 3So, being at the age that we're at, you guys may be at a 9-5. You guys may not be at a 9-5. But doesn't a day on the golf course. It doesn't matter what. It is Not scramble tournament, not scramble.
Speaker 1Doesn't that seem like it's better than being at the office all day long? That's the thing. That's the thing You're out socializing.
Speaker 3You're having a couple of EJ brandies out there with some Coca-Cola. Now we're talking. I mean, does that not seem better, maybe enjoying a nice stogie out there? I mean, come on now.
Speaker 1I like it. How does that not sound like a good time? I like it. I guess you're right. I'm going to take everything I said back.
Speaker 3I guess he's going to go buy a white belt. I ain't buying. No, you'll never catch me wearing no white belt. I guess you're right. You make a valid point.
Speaker 1Put me in my place. I like it. I like it, maybe not liking the drive so much if it's a long ways away.
Speaker 3Sorry, you're more of a local tournament type player, I think so Local scramble, there's no doubt that. I think so. You know what's good about that is you're supporting the local community. I think so.
Speaker 1I think so that's better, that's good. Oh, that brings up a of a whole nother topic, but I'm not going to get into it.
Speaker 3I do I do I do?
Speaker 1You're right. Speaking of locals, I'm kind of cruising on my little sheet there, where I got like 30 bars before October. I found some nice bars, small town bars. I love small town bars. We were at the one in Little Falls. I already hit that one. That's pretty good too, they're nice there.
Speaker 3But I found hit that one that's pretty good too. They're nice there, but I thought it was a cool bar.
Speaker 1Guess what happened when I pulled up in the seat. She goes EJ Brandy Coke, when I guess I've been there before. She said EJ Coke. I'm like, yes, that's the best part of small bars. They remember you. Okay, I might be fiddling a little bit. Hey, by the way by the way, by the way.
Speaker 3Do you guys like zucchini? No, no, yeah, no, unless it's like Asian stir fry. No, I'm not a big fan of it. Oh, grilled zucchini, grilled zucchini. So, eddie, we had it tonight, right? Yeah, jay, try to get fancy with the zucchini.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3No, we're growing it homegrown in the garden here. Grilled zucchini is good, and I would somewhat agree with you on that one.
Speaker 1How do I get fancy with the grill? There's no way you get fancy.
Speaker 3You put charcoal in the grill, you let it circle the way he got fancy with it, though is not everyone knows to do the half. You know the half side. I didn't cut it, your mom did.
Speaker 1Half side and the other side you know you got no charcoal underneath. You know when you're growing your steaks or your pork chops. So he didn't fancy that way. Nags cook it up or cut it up.
Speaker 2I cooked it, you jack.
Speaker 3What was wrong with it?
Speaker 1Oh, you got to put that. It takes very Speaking of soggy.
Speaker 2It cooks very fast.
Speaker 1You almost start your zucchini when you take your pork chops or steaks off and then you put them on the hot side. You kick them hot fast. That's what I did.
Speaker 3No, you didn't Not quite. That's what I did.
Speaker 1Take your meat off, let it rest. That's what I did. Take your meat off, let it rest. That's what I did. Take your meat off, let it rest, then cook. We did, and that's what we did. There was no meat on the grill. We took the meat off and let it rest Exactly word for word what I said you did right, word for word. Diggy Jack, then the grill wasn't hot enough. Cheeky Jack, it wasn't soggy, I don't know. I didn't try it. I don't know, I didn't have any vegetables.
Speaker 3I asked you if you wanted to try something. I know we didn't have any vegetables.
Speaker 1I had steak and potatoes.
Speaker 3Lee.
Speaker 1Jeans didn't offer us any ice cream, so then I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3It was Lee Jeans, right here, levis you brought ice cream.
Speaker 1Yeah, we got a new guy in the house. Lee Jeans Love this. Yeah, well, you got a microphone or no?
Speaker 3Yeah, come on, love us. What do you got to say? Come on, get up here.
Speaker 1Come on, get up here. No, he's not.
Speaker 3Oh, he's shaking the head, no, no.
Speaker 1He's going to be in seventh grade this year and he's taking us all in and whatever. Yeah, Good or bad, I don't know. That's alright, he's good people. He's got a sweet belt buckle. He's got nice boots. He does have a sweet belt. I like that. He was a big helper today when we were cutting down goddamn 8,000 trees, so he was a good helper.
Speaker 3We had a little storm come through.
Speaker 1last week we had to cut trees all day.
Speaker 3today, yeah, we should run him back. Don't say you said the word, we on that one. He drove the tractor. To be fair, he did. He did a great job, a phenomenal job on the tractor.
Speaker 1He took a little dirt out of it.
Speaker 3He took a little side out of it, he did you know what Grass can come back, though? I'll give it to him Grass can come back. He did a good job today.
Speaker 1He did that was a fun day.
Speaker 2You know what's going to happen.
Speaker 3That was a lot of work. We're going to do a game show my game 22 questions, not that one.
Speaker 1Well, it's 22 questions a lot that could go for a while. No, not 22 questions. By the way, I texted Q-Dog Tonight and no response. Is my texting not working, you think? No, q-dog does not have his phone with him. Oh, that's right. That phone is sitting in his truck Until Sunday night. His thumbs are too big and my dad, daryl's grandpa's thumbs don't work. That's great. Where is that? That's a good time. Can you imagine Grandpa Jay texting Q?
Speaker 3If we're not, with Q, that Q, think about that.
Speaker 1Think about that. Q texting Grandpa Jay, Grandpa Jay texting Q.
Speaker 1I can't text, grandpa Jay. It'd be like a little couple, one or two letters, and they would know what each other was trying to say. It'd be like I-P-Q-T-J, and then Grandpa J would go like T-R-L-P-R-J, and then Q would put on like a smiley face and then Grandpa J would be like put on like a frown face because he hit the wrong button. It's great times. So Grandpa J's fingers don't work. Q's fingers are too big, so they hit every button. Sleepy J-Lo is over here because he's oh, let me guess J's full of shit.
Speaker 3Your future, j's full of shit. Your future, jay's full of shit. Jay's full of shit.
Speaker 1Your fiance.
Speaker 3Oh, she's texting him. Oh, he's got to get home.
Speaker 2Oh, get me out of there right now.
Speaker 3I didn't even talk to me. Right now, get whipped right now.
Speaker 1You've had enough. You've had enough time to go home. Is that what she said? Is she up here? No, let's call her live on the air. Why are you waiting to be? Here we could, it's 1230 at night and you should be in bed. Should we call her live on the air?
Speaker 3Why did you not call her? Did you go over here last weekend?
Speaker 1She was here last weekend Over here.
Speaker 2She didn't come visit.
Speaker 3Nope, were you ashamed of Jay. Were you even?
Speaker 1here last weekend.
Speaker 3I wasn't here.
Speaker 1You were here last weekend. There were you.
Speaker 3No, I was over at another buddy's cabin, but I wish I could have been here.
Speaker 1Did you see Mushka?
Speaker 2I think he did see.
Speaker 1Mushka. Yeah, you killed Mushka, I didn't.
Speaker 3That's some details that can't be mentioned on here.
Speaker 1No, somebody else should be holding on to the dog. I was going to say something. I don't remember what it was. Eddie, were you playing for that one? Oh yeah, I remember now.
Speaker 3I was in the four-wheeler. I was driving the four-wheeler, hey.
Speaker 1And they weren't holding the dog Eddie. Yeah, it's a long story. Yeah, we're not going to talk about that. No, a dog. Okay, I'll sum up the story. We drank a lot of beer and a dog died. It was an accident. Move on, yeah.
Speaker 2It's not funny, but technically, technically.
Speaker 1Yeah, somebody else actually killed the dog. Yeah, it was Grandpa Jay. If he would have held on to the dog, he would have never stood up.
Speaker 3Moving on here. This is bad. You guys don't want to listen to this one, all right.
Speaker 1So I was going back to your hometown there, eddie, so apparently we got Lee Jeans said well, he didn't say that, I got it out of him. So you guys realize that that town, that Lee Jeans and Eddie are kind of resonating it, their residents are in that Because I said, hey, you guys, what the hell are you talking about? Just calm down, follow me here, all right. So you lost me. Wait, what the hell are you talking about? Just calm down, follow me here, all right, you lost me. Already you can cruise in Oka, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Not even Well. You used to be able to.
Speaker 3Can you still do it.
Speaker 1Apparently in your town, Not on the highway no, I'm not going to say your town, but apparently in your town you can kind of do that, do that a little bit, or you hang out at the local establishment, but according to Lee Jeans, no, the kids, they hang out at the McDonald's Right. That's what we heard, which makes no sense to me.
Speaker 3Or the Walmart.
Speaker 1Can I correct you? Okay, go ahead. What Lee Jeans is informing me on is that the ladies of the lower age group that do that are hanging out at local Culver's in the next town over. So you got to go to the Culver's over there and that's like you don't want to go to McDonald's because they call it. What do you call it?
Speaker 3Perving around.
Speaker 1Perving around. What the bleep is going on when they call it per Perving around? Perving around? What the bleep is going on when they call it perving around? What the shit? I almost broke my neck because I fell off my chair and down some stairs because I thought he was joking and they said no, that's because perving around. And I was like I have so many joking. And they said no, that's what's perfect for him and I was like I have so many questions. Do you go with?
Speaker 3the older kids To the McDonald's. Do you do? Are you at Culver's or at McDonald's?
Speaker 1He loves to go to Culver's.
Speaker 3What do they guys do?
Speaker 1there. For the Tahoe's Sit there and watch people.
Speaker 2I seen a fight there one time with two girls.
Speaker 1I was just driving by and then some other kid was driving. I was driving by in my car you might be perfect around here.
Speaker 2No, no, no, I was driving by.
Speaker 1I hope to God. You ordered food. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. No, I didn't pull in the parking lot. I drove down the main street. Oh, the man had it. And I saw people, yeah, and I saw two girls start to fight and I saw some little kid on a bicycle. Stop, pull his phone out and start filming it. I'm like that's going to go on YouTube. What is wrong with our phones, you guys?
Speaker 2Don't look at me.
Speaker 1Something happened to the ENJ. Here you go, what are you doing? Praying. But no, immediately I turned and looked. I looked at these two girls. They started fighting. As I'm driving by, I'm going home I wasn't stopping there at all and as I see those two girls start fighting, I see a kid on his bicycle. Stop, pull his phone out and start filming. These two girls start fighting in the parking lot of the McDonald's. Was it late at night? It wasn't that late. No, I would hope not, because any kid that's on his bicycle driving by with it it would not be past his curfew.
Speaker 1I mean I'm going to guess. It was probably like 6 o'clock at night, was it J-Lo? I mean, like Coke didn't we? Was it J-Lo? No, it was not J-Lo. It was not J-Lo. What's wrong with you? What is wrong with you, jesus J-Lo? Hand me the Coke. I need a drink. Mc J-Lo is waiting there. There's some more in there, ken. Zanito is wondering you had live on the air. Yeah, I thought that was the next segment.
Speaker 3I thought we were going to get to that one.
Speaker 1Hey, let's do a side bet. I'll put five bucks in. Do you think that J-Lo's fiance?
Speaker 3will. I'll do five to twenty to see, if she doesn't answer.
Speaker 1I'll do five bucks. She does answer Five, five bucks.
Speaker 3I'll go five. If she doesn't answer, five bucks on speaker.
Speaker 1What time do we got right now? Right now we have 12.22. Let's do it. Want to do it? I hope she says something. Where do I put the phone, though, right?
Speaker 3on the speaker. Let's take a brandy break.
Speaker 2Can we do another side?
Speaker 1bet. Can we bet what she's going to say? Because I want to bet on that. She's also not my fiance, oh.
Speaker 3You might want to retract that. No, she's not.
Speaker 1She can hear us.
Speaker 3Are you going to say possible fiance or not your fiance at all? Do you think she's not your fiance yet? So it's time for a fiance at all. Do you think she's not your fiance yet? So?
Speaker 1it's time for a brandy break. Do you think she's going to say something dirty on the phone? Hey, I thought you were not going to call me. I was waiting for you.
Speaker 2What if it gets like dicey?
Speaker 3What if it gets dicey.
Speaker 2Do you think it gets dicey? No, I don't think it does. I'm not going to go there. I'm in. You're on, you guys are out, I'm in on that?
Speaker 1You're on. I think that she's going to say something like dirty, you're on.
Speaker 3I think so. I think she's going to go like hey, is that another five?
Speaker 1Hey for the dirty, I missed you.
Speaker 3I'm thinking about you.
Speaker 1I'm laying here in my 90. No, I don't think she's in her 90. I think she's just like hey, I was trying to keep it clean, I know.
Speaker 2I know. Pg, that was PG, that was PG, that was about.
Speaker 1PG. She might Actually they might have might have a thing where it's like Do we be quiet?
Speaker 3Yes, We've got to be super quiet, pin drop.
Speaker 1Pin drop, because then she's going to say Is this a good idea?
Speaker 3Or a side bet or a side bet.
Speaker 1This is fun, or a side bet she's going to go. Why are you acting so weird? That would be the other thing. Oh no, she's going to be like what's her name again.
Speaker 3We're just going to have to find out what's her name on the old thing, mc J-Lo.
Speaker 2MC J-Lo.
Speaker 3Let's do it. I thought we were doing a Brady break. We're doing a Brady break. We're going to come back here. I thought we were doing a Brandy break. We're doing a Brandy break, we're going to come back.
Speaker 1Once we come back, she'll be here. I'm going to see J-Lo on the speaker live on the air and I must want to bet that she's going to be dirty talking with him.
Speaker 3I bet I know who the first one that's going to talk on the podcast.
Speaker 2Well, you are, I'm not going to talk.
Speaker 1We're going to be quiet. You're going to talk, we're not here.
Speaker 3This is the first on the podcast. No, this is the first, it's not going to go silent.
Speaker 1We're going to be quiet.
Speaker 3All right, you three, we'll be quiet.
Speaker 1Lee Jeans is going to be talking. Lee Jeans.
Speaker 2Maybe you should have Lee. We'll come back in and we're going to call MC J-Lo. All right, mc J-Lo, oh my.
Speaker 1God, have you guys listened to this song before? Eddie, you went for the whole table. Wow, you're excited. I like that song. It's great. So before the break we're going to have J-Lo. Call MC J-Lo blindly.
Speaker 3Would it be safe to?
Speaker 1say blindly I get the bet that she's an answer.
Speaker 3I don't know what he's going to say to her I want to hear the bets here. I don't want to hear the bets, but I betting she's going to answer it and she's going to get a little dirty talk.
Speaker 1Yeah, we'll see about that one. I don't know, it is a dirty talk.
Speaker 3Remember, before we went on break we had a side bet going.
Speaker 1here we had a side bet.
Speaker 3We had a friendly five on it. Yeah, so we'll see.
Calling MC J-Lo Live on the Podcast
Speaker 1We got it all dialed up. We had a friendly five on this one. We had a friendly five on if she answers or not. Yeah, let's go, are we good? I think you figured out how to hook up to the podcast.
Speaker 3And the speaker. You gotta figure it out.
Speaker 1Alright, we're going Alright let's go Speaker it.
Speaker 3This is great.
Speaker 1We should call Q2, by the way. Hello Hi, hi, jordan, we're good right now.
Speaker 2We should call Q2, by the way. Hello.
Speaker 1Hi Hi Jordan.
Speaker 3How you doing. I'm great. How are you? I'm great, great. How is your podcast? How is your podcast? It's great. Can you hear me?
Speaker 1Can I hear you?
Speaker 3Have you got mute? How's your night been? It's great I get to sleep on the floor. I'm super excited about it. What if I told you you're on the podcast.
Speaker 1Shut up, hi guys oh my god hey mike you're the most nervous human being on earth jail. Why are you so nervous?
Speaker 3You are nervous. You can't just put five words together right now. That was really, that was really and, by the way, we're calling you MC.
Speaker 1J-Lo, mc, j-lo.
Speaker 3MC J-Lo's on the mic now. She called on in and you know what MC J-Lo?
Speaker 1The thing is that your future husband well, we don't get too carried away and um Fiance, how did you get so clammed up, j-lo? I'm disappointed in you.
Speaker 3You like totally clammed up, not you MC, not you MC, just J-Lo, j-lo.
Speaker 1Not you, mc, you did it great J-Lo. Yeah, You're, you're you're, you're, your, your. How do we say that?
Speaker 3Your significant other Future fiance.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Your boy toy.
Speaker 1He's a little nervous when it gets to that my boy toy. Well, we have like hundreds of thousands and thousands of listeners and he kind of clams up on her pressure a little bit. We're like what's going on here?
Speaker 3Yeah, he gets a little nervous.
Speaker 1I know and you did a great job and thank you for being on our show. We appreciate that.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh, I'm honored.
Speaker 1Yeah, and we're going to give you some merch. We'll give you some merch, we'll give you some merch Sweatshirts.
Speaker 3I've never got merch yet. Wow, you haven't been on the show before I I've been on the show.
Speaker 1Well, MC is a lot better guest.
Speaker 3Okay, well, now I've been on the show.
Speaker 1She's a lot better than you've been so far, because you get clammed up.
Speaker 3She's like a natural. I'm getting clammed up, Jordan.
Speaker 1Yeah, why are you sleeping on the floor? Oh yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 3What's up with that? Yeah, I'm on there, I somebody out of the bed. This is where I'm going, basically. I'm here with my friend and her man Not boyfriend yet, they're not official, but they get the bed, they get the twin bed.
Speaker 1If they're not a boyfriend or girlfriend, they don't need the bed. Well, they're going to make boyfriend on the bed. That's true in the B is what you're getting at.
Speaker 3I just told them, at least, if they don't have intercourse, I'm fine. I'm fine with the floor.
Speaker 1Are you in the same room, mc's, like our number one guest now? She's already up.
Speaker 3Guys, but they provided me Pringles and like barbecue tips, so I'm good, I'm.
Speaker 1Pringles. Wait, wait, are eat Pringles and like barbecue chips. So I'm good, I'm great Pringles and barbecue, or are you eating Pringles and barbecue chips?
Speaker 3Pringles and barbecue chips.
Speaker 1What kind of?
Speaker 3Pringles are you getting and some Cheez-Its.
Speaker 1Oh, wow.
Speaker 3It's my meal.
Speaker 1Nice, nice, that's a good meal, amy.
Speaker 3It's great.
Speaker 1I love it.
Speaker 3This feels like a dream.
Speaker 1You're not dreaming, it's real life yeah, that's right, j-lo gets so nervous he's just in a quiet.
Speaker 3He's so nervous.
Speaker 2I know right and you're fine, exactly good job, I love it. This is great Take a deep breath.
Speaker 1I know right and you're fine. Yeah, right, Exactly, Exactly. Good job. I love it. This is great, so well thank you for hey thanks for being a part of the show. We appreciate it, oh my gosh, it's an honor.
Speaker 3You answer so many questions. I've only heard stories.
Speaker 1I know, I've only heard stories. I know, and he made you pay five bucks. Yep, and you know what? You're a natural. You don't get clammed up like some people.
Speaker 3No, jordan you just need to relax.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right, right, but it was nice having you on. I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, I'm surprised he answered that's pretty good.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, I wasn't surprised. I bet that she was going to answer so you get like an air mattress or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, there were bets on if you were going to answer you get like an air mattress or something right. No, I was just going to hang up on you, Jordan. I would never answer. I totally knew you were not going to answer.
Speaker 1Oh Right, that was a joke Well this is also like the only time you called me. So I'm like, okay, why are you not calling me? Yeah, Well, let's keep this. This is my turn to love lines.
Speaker 3This is my turn to love lines Remember.
Speaker 1Dr Drew Love lines. Let's keep it going. You didn't call her the whole weekend. What's wrong with you? Why would you call her to see how her weekend was going?
Speaker 3You could have just said hey, honey, hey honey.
Speaker 1Hope your weekend's going good. Wow, wow, what's wrong with you? You know, you could have just said hey a courtesy call hey hope your weekend's going good.
Speaker 3Yeah you called Daryl he called Daryl, you called everybody else. I did call Daryl.
Speaker 1And.
Speaker 3I'm your last resort.
Speaker 1Why don't you call her?
Speaker 3and say hey, I see how it is.
Speaker 2Hey, how's your weekend going?
Speaker 1Hope you're having a good time. You know can't be going that good, you know what You've got.
Speaker 3To make the most out of sleeping on the floor, I'll say my weekend's great. I get to sleep on the floor, I get my meal of barbecue, chips and Pringles.
Speaker 1Where are you at anyways?
Speaker 3I'm at my friend's house.
Speaker 1Couldn't ask for better.
Speaker 3It's her friend's birthday, I think. Oh, you think you. You didn't ask for better. It's her friend's birthday.
Speaker 1I think oh, I know, friend's birthday party. You think you didn't pay attention. No, I meant to say I didn't. You didn't ask right, you should probably stop talking, yeah, oh wow, what do you think about Jay's comment?
Speaker 3Wait, I didn't hear his comment.
Speaker 1I just said that he should probably stop talking.
Speaker 2He didn't stop talking he stopped talking for the last five minutes. Okay, so you're in a cabin right now, which is great.
Speaker 1So is it in the neighborhood, or is it?
Speaker 3Are you up by J-Lo's?
Speaker 1cabin or no, no wait. I think it's up by Alex's, is it Alex? They call it Alec they get mad when you say Alex. If you say Alex, they get mad. When you say Alex, if you say Alex, they get mad.
Speaker 3That's not far from our studio.
Speaker 1That ain't too far at all, just so you know. You have to say Alec.
Speaker 2Otherwise they get mad if you say Alex J-Lo's cabin.
Speaker 1You know where that's at. We're at the studio, right?
Speaker 3now it's like a half hour away.
Speaker 1It's about a half hour away, yeah.
Speaker 3It's about a half hour from here.
Speaker 1She could be here in a half hour 40-minute studio is probably where we're at by 40 minutes.
Speaker 2Okay, I'm pretty sure J-Lo's at the.
Speaker 1Cabin Dole. Something again this weekend, doesn't?
Speaker 3he oh Jesus, oh Jesus. I know those folks are here.
Speaker 1What are you trying to do? You don't want to come. You said that you don't want to come. What is wrong with you? You?
Speaker 3should have been like Honey honey, you know what?
Speaker 1if you don't like it there, you should come down here. I got the place to myself, you should come. What is wrong with it? You kind of slow played that. I didn't like that. No, it was.
Speaker 3I think you overreacted. What is up with that? What? No, it was. I think you overreacted, Jay. You have to please yourself again for sure.
Speaker 1What is up with that? What, yeah, well, let's hear it.
Speaker 3What are you?
Speaker 1asking I can't even hear you. Oh, you can't the viewers listened.
Speaker 3Everybody else can. The viewers?
Speaker 1heard him. Everybody else can hear what I said.
Speaker 3Jay what were you asking Sorry. I actually Everyone was talking at once. I actually could not hear a thing you said you slow played.
Speaker 1We said hey, you're only like 40 minutes away, you should come down to hang with your future hubby. And you were like what?
Speaker 3what, what?
Speaker 1what, what, what, what, and you slow played.
Speaker 3You should have said I know right.
Speaker 1I know I hear you.
Speaker 3We're calling you MC. You keep talking over her. I know I can't hear what you're saying. No, I'm sorry. She's saying that she was not invited by J-Lo.
Speaker 2That's what it comes down to. That's rude, not true. That's so funny. Why do you do that? How do you do that? How?
Speaker 1do you do that? You're making Jay think he was so funny, don't do that next time. I'm not funny, I'm not funny, I'm not funny. I'm just saying that I found the button bar again. She pointed it out. He didn't invite her to the cabin when he's all by himself. He wanted a little alone time. What's up with?
Speaker 3that I just couldn't come. I couldn't come there.
Speaker 2Why.
Speaker 3Because he said no. Oh, he said no.
Speaker 1What's wrong with you? I mean, the folks are gone this weekend. Yeah, I mean why. Are are gone this weekend? So yeah, I mean why are the lights on and the party's going on.
Speaker 3Yeah, all these people over there. That's not how it went. That's about how your response sounded right there. Now he's nervous Now he's cramped up again Go ahead and stop being so nervous.
Speaker 2He's nervous.
Speaker 1Again. We have hundreds of thousands of people listening and he clamps up a little bit. Hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 3I believe it.
Speaker 1Yeah, we appreciate you answering the phone and being on the caster.
Speaker 3Thank you so much. Of course I wouldn't do anything else.
Speaker 1Where are you at right now, Ashley? Are you at the?
Speaker 2camera. I'm on the floor.
Speaker 1On the floor. Is there anybody else in the room right now?
Speaker 3Yes, my best friend Lily and her.
Speaker 2In the same room Is Lily awake.
Speaker 1Oh, she's got a boyfriend. Yeah, she's a teenager. Is the boyfriend awake?
Speaker 3Are you awake, yep? Allison's awake nature Is the boyfriend awake?
Speaker 1Are you awake? Yep, allison's awake. Why do you say it like that? Allison, not Allison Does she want to be on the caster or no.
Speaker 3She'll say hi.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, yeah, that'd be nice. Who is it?
Speaker 3Allison Hi, hey, ellie. No, this is Lily. Oh Lily, oh, sorry, I am here. Who is it Allison? Hey Ellie, no, this is Lily.
Speaker 1Oh, sorry, I am here. Is that short for something? Is that Lillian?
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1Just Lily? Yes, I'm just curious.
Speaker 2I don't know, do you go?
Speaker 1to UND Lily, what Do you go to UND? Oh, you go to Mankato.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I go to. Mankato Roll maps.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, let's go to what's it called Party Town, college Town, college Town, college Town.
Speaker 2Mankato's called.
Speaker 1College Town? No, they got College. Town going on down there, and back when I was there, they would go to the Albatross, but it's not there, no more. So you can't say that, because everyone's like you're too old, you are now.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, I know.
Speaker 1I'm 24.
Speaker 2So it's weird yeah.
Speaker 1I know, it just seems awkward. But, hey, you're live on the podcast.
Speaker 2Say hi to everybody, Hi everyone.
Speaker 1All right, thank you for being. You know what I appreciate you being on live on the air. This is actually. This is a Bible store. We've only had live on the air one other time Cute yeah.
Speaker 2So thank you guys, that's so special.
Speaker 1Yeah, we had the technology work out, so this is great.
Speaker 3Good, I bet I was the peak of the podcast. For sure, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Well, you're talking to the G-Lo. Come on now.
Speaker 1Let's not get carried away. You might have been the peak of the segment maybe, but not the whole.
Speaker 2We love to have you on. Come on now, whatever, g-lo MC.
Speaker 1We're going to let you guys go, but thanks for being on and thanks for answering your future husband owes us a lot of money.
Speaker 2I'm sure he does.
Speaker 1Yeah, he does. And why is his shirt coming off right now? That's weird, not true?
Speaker 3Why don't you keep your shirt on? I'm mixing my brandy. That's so weird, so weird.
Speaker 1So weird. But anyways, all weird. Alright, mc, I'm going to call you MC.
Speaker 3Good night, have a good night. Have a good night, guys. Good night.
Speaker 1You know what? By the way, how come it doesn't work like that every other time with our phone calls? It does, oh, really. No, we gotta play a game. We're running up against the clock. We got one last thing. Should we take a break and do one last thing? No, let's just get one day. Oh, just get right after it. I thought we'd just take a break, I don't know or was that phone call pretty long it might have been long actually. Well, you need a drink.
Speaker 3Yeah, J-Lo needs like four drinks. That just makes the drink.
Speaker 1I have so many questions for you. Are we going to glass with the fact that J-Lo like clammed up? It was like super quiet.
Speaker 3That might have been the worst clam up we've seen on this show.
Speaker 2That was your girlfriend. I don't give a damn Look at me.
Speaker 3I don't give a damn. Are you nervous?
Speaker 1around her. That was your girlfriend. We might want to take an intervention with you. That's your gal.
Speaker 3Are you sure you?
Speaker 1want to do this.
Speaker 2Are you sure?
Speaker 1with.
Speaker 3Ray Do you want.
Speaker 2Should.
Speaker 1I call Ray and say hey, he's not sure.
Speaker 2I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1I'll call Ray. I'll text him. We should call Ray at speaker. Who is Ray?
Speaker 3The jewelry guy For the ring. Oh that, that fuck, or um Whoa.
Speaker 1It's on the internet.
Speaker 2That um.
Speaker 1You can say it, it's on the internet. You can say fuck on the internet, that's right. Earmuffs, sorry, lead jeans, earmuffs, lead jeans, it don't matter. You can say F word on the internet.
Speaker 2But anyways, we don't try to promote it.
Supermarket Trivia Showdown
Speaker 1But uh, yeah, you're starting to clam up a little bit. I was not. Yeah, audience. Email us. Email us what do you think? Was he clamming up because you got awfully quiet once your significant other got on? Yeah, it's like you didn't want to screw up and get in trouble. Email us what you think about J-Lo's conversation with his girlfriend.
Speaker 3Why did the table move? Why do you have?
Speaker 1tears coming out of your eyes, do you? Want to be next the table moved. Email us at eddieandjbrainsandbscom, is that better?
Speaker 3That is better.
Speaker 1We should not have a mobile table. I know it's a Studio B, I know, but he's Studio B.
Speaker 3I hear that again your jackass is prophylactic.
Speaker 1People are in Studio A again. What you don't remember the prophylactic people.
Speaker 3I don't remember at all. That was one of the first segments of the show, really, oh yeah.
Speaker 1When they were in Studio A, I was over-served that night and then by the were in the studio I was over-serving that night and then by the end of the night you were like dead quiet. Yeah, I know, it basically was me and Q. However, I powered through more than you did because you were like impressed about the prophylactic commercials in Studio A Because we could see them through the glass window. But you like, what was his biggest question? I was like why is it on my face? Or something like that. What the prophylactic? You gotta go back a little.
Speaker 3Is that lanolin? Is that lanolin? Did we talk about lanolin?
Speaker 1We didn't talk about lanolin, but it was lanolin.
Speaker 3That was an old. We used to talk about that. Yeah, lanolin.
Speaker 1That's an old we used to talk about that.
Speaker 3Yeah, Lana, yeah Lana.
Speaker 1That's an old story. All we're doing is changing the topic about J-Lo, which is fine, but I'm going to get a topic right now. I don't care if J-Lo he's going to have so much shit right now because, goddamn, his lady friend is like in on the podcast and she, she's fine.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 1That's all I gotta say. She's gonna be, what's into this episode.
Speaker 3All I gotta say is she's just fine. She's fine. Why is she texting?
Speaker 2me right now. She's okay, is she?
Speaker 1She's texting me right now and saying what's wrong with J-Lo?
Speaker 3I'm like she's at her Her friend's birthday party. Why is she sleeping?
Speaker 2In the same room With somebody.
Speaker 3On the floor, cause you ever see that show from like the late 80s or mid 80s.
Speaker 1I probably. I think it's called Three's Company. She's sleeping. It's like a three-way, it's not game. You might get jealous right now. I don't know what did you just say Was that a word? Oh my God, I thought I slurred my speech. Oh wow, Anyways, let's get to this game. We came up with a game Top five answers on the board. All right, go for it.
Speaker 2Don't we need Nigs.
Speaker 1Yeah, she's playing right now. Oh, she is. I'm going to call her on speaker.
Speaker 2Let's call QDog.
Speaker 3See if he answers.
Speaker 1Should we do a side bet? You'll be five bucks, by the way, I do. I will be five bucks. Let's call QDog five bucks and he does not answer.
Speaker 3Oh no, he will not answer If he's up he'll answer Wait what. If his phone is not in his car? How?
Speaker 1did you get that thing linked up?
Speaker 3Bluetooth Buzzsprout.
Speaker 1There's a new technology called Bluetooth I found out about. I read about it On the interweb. What's Lee Jeans doing over here? He's getting nervous.
Speaker 1He's still getting way more information than he probably should. That's alright, don't worry about it. Okay, here's the deal. We're going to do a break, one break, but we're going to try to call QDog, because I want him to play this game too, because there's a lot of good questions. If he answers, fine. If he doesn't, is he at the lake? Yeah, oh yeah, I know he's at the lake, but he's going to be at the answer, but he's not going to answer though.
Speaker 3Oh yeah.
Speaker 1If he's got the phone, he's probably still at the Rustic. Well, he could be at the Rustic. Okay, let's try him, if not.
Speaker 3He's at the Rustic. Did he tell you about his little?
Speaker 1escapade where he's down in Nashville. I heard he ran into Kid Rock? Yeah, nick Zill told me he went down there he was at Kid Rock's bar and Kid Rock showed up from the fight next door. It was across the street.
Speaker 3Is this Nashville? Yeah, yeah, he was down there.
Speaker 1Damn, that's cool. I like to hear all that. And Kid Rock showed up on stage. He did a couple songs. He's like all right, I'm ready to party, I'm not going to hear your newest song, I'm not going to do a concert, I'm out of here, I'm going to go listen to. Left the stage. So he did like two songs quick and then he left. That's so cool. That's fair. I like that. Chris probably got his phone number. Who are you? No Q would talk to some guy. He's like some guy comes up to him and he's like, yeah, he fist bumped me. He's like, excited, some guy like fist bumped him.
Speaker 2He was like excited about it. Alright, make me a brand new.
Speaker 1I already lost interest. Give me a week one. Let's take a quick five second break. Let's wrap up the show. Let's get on. Are we wrapping up with your family feud? It's not called family feud, it's called trivia, supermarket, trivia, supermarket, trivia. There you go, thank you, five minutes. There you go. Supermarket Trivia ST. There you go, thank you. All right, five minutes All right, we're back. It was great we got our last segment here. We just finished our last segment with J-Lo's girlfriend. It was completely awkward Well no, she was fine no she was great, she was fine.
Speaker 1Actually, I think she's on, she's a HOF guest.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But J-Lo himself. He's been like quivering over here. He's like drinking water.
Speaker 3Oh, he's got water, he's got a full brain, he's shivering.
Speaker 2He's got a full brain. He's in a room and he's drinking propellant.
Speaker 1Taxing like, oh my God, Like, what did I do?
Speaker 3I'm sorry honey, Nothing even happened.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, sweetie.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, which is fine, but he didn't do anything wrong. Plus, I don't know why he's so scared, but he's scared.
Speaker 3All right, Jay.
Speaker 1But it's great, jay, you get a supermarket trivia. Yeah, I do, I do, but I can't read my questions.
Speaker 3Do you need the cheaters? No, I don't think the cheaters will help on this one, because I'm glancing it over.
Speaker 1This might be more. Can Jay read his papers? Is this your handwriting or Nigg's? Jesus, can you put a pause on the show for one second? Wow, we need a pause. We don't typically need to pause very often. The audience never knows that way of pausing. It's going to be an hour. It's going to be two seconds. I've got to rethink all this because I can't read nothing.
Speaker 3Oh my god.
Speaker 1Alright, so we did a quick pause there so that Jake can figure out his notes, and it wasn't good. It's so funny, you guys.
Speaker 3I don't know. I forgot because I can't read.
Speaker 2For our listeners. I can't read nothing.
Speaker 1For us. It's funny For our listeners. You guys are like what the hell is going on. But here's a serious definition of what happened. Definition, or explanation, there you go. So Nag Zill and I were at the grocery store asking questions and I was laughing so hard writing shit down that I didn't realize that my handwriting was so terrible, so I couldn't read some of the answers. But we had to take a break and re-look at it.
Speaker 1No, that's beyond terrible. Yeah, yeah, it was terrible, and Lee Jeans over here was laughing so we knew it was funny then. But anyways, okay, ready. So your name, your name is your. Oh Jesus, j-lo's still texting his young emcee. Jesus, goddamn Christ, he's in the doghouse. All right, focus.
Speaker 2Okay. Daryl are you in or not? I'm in.
Speaker 1Alright, top five answers are on the board. And Lee Jeans, I know you don't have a microphone, but if you say your name I will call on you. You got a microphone right here, okay, yep. Alright, top five answers on the board. Name something you do, oh jeez. Can you pause that again? That doesn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 3Aren't these questions about J-Lo's MC J-Lo here?
Speaker 1What the hell happened. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing. I need to go back.
Speaker 3Date of birth. I need to wake up in five hours. Shut your mouth.
Speaker 1No, you't even know what the hell I'm doing. I need to go back Date of birth. I need to wake up in five hours. Shut your mouth. No, you're not going to go fishing.
Speaker 2I'm going fishing. No, you ain't yeah.
Speaker 3I am. We're having another brandy after this, george. No, no, we didn't pause it.
Speaker 2I didn't pause it.
Speaker 1You're not leaving at the local supermarket, even though I disagree with that definition. But we'll call it a supermarket.
Speaker 3Super Mercado Español.
Speaker 1Top five answers are on the board. Yeah, go ahead. Please say your name, ask your buzzer and I will call on you and then you can answer the question. All right, top five answers on the board. What is the number one date of birth? Eddie Eddie, 1980. The board. What is the number one date of birth? Eddie eddie, 1980. Well, that is it. What is that like that?
Speaker 3is incorrect. What do you mean by date of birth on the day we ask you, in the year, month?
Speaker 1exactly month and year therely and year. There's one X on the board. All right, you should have Incorrect.
Speaker 3I'll do, daryl, daryl, I'll call you January 1st 2000.
Speaker 1January 1st 2000. Survey says Number two. Very good answer, daryl. Number two yeah, there's five answers on the board. 1990 or 2000? 2000. Pay attention, so they're 25 years old, jackass. There's no 25-year-olds at the supermarket. All right, do you want to play or pass?
Speaker 3I want to play.
Speaker 1Okay, all right, top four of our answers on the board. What is the number one? Date of birth. Five, four, three, two we're going to go with. That's actually only three answers on the board, so you have one or three All right, jay, we're going to go with January 1st again.
Speaker 3Yep, Yep, we're going to go 1995.
Speaker 1Yes, you are number two. That's number two, yep.
Speaker 3I'm going to go 19 95.
Speaker 1Yes, you are number two. That's number two. Is this like guess, my number One or two? That's one answer, yep. One last answer on the board. Just say it, darryl, just say it. One last answer on the board.
Speaker 3I have a feeling it's going to be a 1998 year Yep and it's not going to be the bike.
Speaker 2It's not. When the bike is lost, I'm pretty sure it is Game and.
Speaker 1Rig.
Speaker 3This is insanely bullshit right. January 1st. As we all know, that is the most common birthday that is the most common birthday is January 1st.
Speaker 1You all know that. How do you get the years January?
Speaker 31st is the most common date of birth. January 1st yes.
Speaker 1No way, Keep in mind they're in G. Look at United States demographics right now. I'm going to look at that one.
Speaker 3I don't believe that, thank you. Thank, I'm going to look at that one. I don't believe that, thank you. Thank you, I'm going to look at that. So I'm still playing.
Speaker 1Or do I bing it? Yeah, did I win. You have no X's. What did?
Speaker 3you say January 1st 1998. Well, you should be looking at your sheet. I'm glad he already knew.
Speaker 1Clean sweep, clean sweep Bullshit. Clean sweep, sweep Shelo. Why don't you just put your hand on the plate.
Speaker 3I felt bullshit on that one.
Speaker 1Alright, next question you guys this was questions that me and Nagzilla went to. This is how I feel about this. That was a tough one. I'll admit that was a tough one, but however, this was a little easier Not a chance. So Dag and I went up to Ernie's in Staples, Minnesota I don't care if it's on there and we asked the locals 200 people actually.
Speaker 2It's busy, it's busy in the summer it's busy.
Speaker 1All right, you're going to laugh about this.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1There's only four answers on the board. I'm sorry, but top four answers are on the board. I'm sorry, but top four answers on the board. Wait, wait, wait. Out of 200 people, four answers total yes, yes, alright, I'm a little curious. So out of 400 people, you only received four different answers, correct, alright? So did you like? Is today Saturday? I did not why. I mean that would mean two answers. I have that would mean.
Speaker 3Two answers I have, but here's the question, you guys, need to pay attention Again your name. What is?
Speaker 1today's date Top four answers.
Speaker 2I guess you get four answers out of that.
Speaker 1For 200 people. Yeah, go ahead, Chilo. You're in so much trouble with your girlfriend.
Speaker 3He's still texting.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I haven't touched her phone in 20 minutes Top four answers are on the board Chill.
Speaker 1I mean the answers are on the board Chill. I mean Name the top four colors of furniture in your house. Eddie J-Lo, yeah, Eddie, Eddie Brown Brown. Let me see Brown Services. Ding, ding, ding ding ding.
Speaker 3Number one, number one answer on the board this is not Family Feud, is it Dude? Never heard that? The board? This is not Family.
Speaker 1Feud, is it dude? Never heard that show you just named Family. Feud. I don't know what that means. This is a brand new game. I don't know what it means. Okay, do you want play or play? Say play. Did I say play? Oh, I'm playing, I'm going, we're going okay, three more answers are on the board. Alright, number two answer is going to be black. Black Survey said Ding, ding, ding. That's number four. Sorry. So just out of curiosity if he gets it wrong, none of us can win it.
Speaker 3No, you got it. You are going to steal. You cannot be hard to win it, though you can steal.
Speaker 2It cannot be hard to steal. Did you ever watch Harvey?
Speaker 1Pay attention to the rules.
Speaker 3I already have tools. It's got your scrapper in Pay attention, which I already guessed at this point and I All right, just go All right. Next answer is going to be Eddie, this is probably young people.
Speaker 1They don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 2Next possible answer is going to be blue.
Speaker 1Okay, can you say?
Speaker 3it again first he doesn't need to. Eddie, I don't need to, he's still on the board. Do you want to go over and?
Speaker 1just give me a kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 3Yes, I will kiss you on the cheek.
Speaker 1Because J-Lo doesn't know how anything works. And you do and I do.
Speaker 3Yes, you see, and as she does.
Speaker 1First of all and I'm actually really disappointed in how this works because you did not ask me anything about myself. Way for a living Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3You didn't make out with him like in all days.
Speaker 1Because it's my game and now that there's three answers, already?
Speaker 3Was it Richard Dawson? Was Dawson the last?
Speaker 2name of the guy, no that was the original guy Was it Richard Dawson.
Speaker 3He wouldn't make out with the contestants.
Speaker 1The funny thing is now that I'm actually.
Speaker 2You got three answers. Right Now I can talk. Can you tell me a?
Speaker 1little bit something about you and your family? Yeah, my name can talk. Can you tell me a little bit something about you and your family? Yeah, my name is Eddie. Yeah.
Speaker 2And I'm married, I'm married to a fun police.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know she can be a lot of fun sometimes I think she's in Tulsa, or she can like she's in Tulsa right now. Yeah, I have two kids, two boys, and I, uh, and I do I didn't ask you that and I talk in a podcast for a living sometimes. No, I'm just kidding. All right, keep going.
Speaker 1And what else that's about it and you talk in a podcast and you know what you look great, by the way, thank you, and I enjoy cigars sometimes and let's let our listeners at home know you have a nice head of lettuce, thank you. Nice head of lettuce when I mean that it means thick hair.
Speaker 3Would you say that he has a thicker head of lettuce than?
Speaker 1you do Jay? No, never. I'm a game show host, so never.
Speaker 3I do get a pretty good set of hair. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1And Okay, and I got a sweet hat on tonight, you do, and you and, by the way, you're kind of watching Lee Jeans, kind of, yeah, lee Jeans. Lee Jeans came up here before I did, though he came up with Mighty Boys. Lee Jeans, cat has his tongue, but he knows what's going on. All right, all right, so Cat has his tongue, but he knows what's going on, okay, okay, so you got three answers and there's four on the board. Do you want to keep playing?
Speaker 3or do you want to pass? I'm going to keep going. I'm going to keep going, and can we get a refresher of what was on the board already? Yeah, brown black.
Speaker 1Brown, blue and black. Yeah, black, brown, blue and black Top four answers are on the board.
Speaker 2The next possible answer.
Speaker 1Actually I think it's actually head fourth. One and two and four. Three is still available. Top four answers are on the board. I'm pretty sure you said it was. I have one, three and four. Oh yeah, one, three and four.
Speaker 2That's right, you're right. And what are the most popular?
Speaker 1colors of furniture. Black was four. I'm going to go with oh Three seconds Daryl's writing it up for me. I'm going to go tan.
Speaker 3For sure.
Speaker 1Survey said Ding ding, ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 3No, it's not. No, that is white, that is white All day. No, that is white, that is white. All day in the week, that's white. That is white all day long. All day long. That's white. Who buys white furniture? I?
Speaker 1have white furniture.
Speaker 3I am a college student, I still have white furniture. What is dirty? Every college crib I've been to has white furniture in it. I will remind the audience this is insane. What are we in 1975, or what? Me and Daryl both have the same thoughts here.
Speaker 1This is white, no white, all white, all day white. I will remind the audience.
Speaker 3It's not 1969, no more. Can I remind the audience that furniture has been burned and used for a pallet fire that?
Speaker 1furniture has been burnt and used for a pallet fire. Go, get your white jeans and your white belt and pull out and tuck your shirt in that's only for 4 plus handicap.
Speaker 34 plus handicap you only wear a white belt.
Speaker 1Remind the audience. This was something that Nagzilla and myself went to.
Speaker 3To be fair, we are up at the local supermarket.
Speaker 1White is definitely top four. This is the local supermarket. One is definitely top four.
Speaker 3This is the local supermarket and I can see that I don't know anybody that's got white furniture.
Speaker 1No, I'm starting to get angry because I can't One set of white furniture.
Speaker 3The only one that says supermarket is Eddie. College Cousins, it's not supermarket College Cribs Like you remember the show MTV Cribs.
Speaker 1It's not supermarket, I know the show.
Speaker 3I really didn't watch it, though you might have seen.
Speaker 2Well, that was probably in the 1990s.
Speaker 3I don't say supermarket, it's called grocery store.
Speaker 1Nobody buys white fur.
Speaker 3Nobody's going to pay attention to my rules.
Speaker 1Number one it's not supermarket. Everybody should shut the hell up. Number two it's called grocery store. Everybody should shut the hell up. Number two it's called grocery store, not grocery. It's grocery store and I'm asking the questions and then Xill are asking the questions and it has nothing to do with pop culture. It has everything to do with what the people locally answered the right questions. So if you don't like it, shut the hell up, I don't give a shit. That's the way the answers question. So if you don't like it, shut that up, I don't give a shit. That's the way the answers are. And, eddie, one fair and square. Thank you, thank you, all right, please do not say supermarket.
Speaker 3So we got 1-1-0. Right now for final score. Total score Yep.
Speaker 1Total score yeah, we get a chance we might have to take a break.
Speaker 3I can't read my writing. Is this almost considered?
Speaker 1a special. What Paul on this episode is. This is definitely special. It's definitely special.
Speaker 3I'll give you that. It's got to be a special.
Speaker 1Jay can't read his writing. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Could any of us read?
Speaker 3his writing. Come on, Lannis.
Speaker 1What's H-I-C-C? I saw the first letter of his name, hick. What's that mean Redneck? Oh yeah, I think we've all seen the first letter of his writing the rest of it is scribbles. Straight line Should we pause it for a second Again.
Speaker 3I got to think about this. I got OP Again.
Speaker 1I got OP, all right. And then I got to think about this I'll bring the notebook with me, all right.
Speaker 2So you got one more.
Speaker 1Yeah, First of all.
Speaker 2I had like three.
Speaker 1First of all, this game. You really didn't plan this for me? No, I didn't. And you know what I got to do a better job at legible handwriting. Yeah, you do. Yeah, who said that?
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1J-Lo Funny. He's in the dog house, the gal he's been texting her all night.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's a phone call. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1to me yeah right, exactly, I don't blame her. She's great, he's not she's great.
Speaker 3She's great, he's not. She's great, he's not Wow. Top three answers are on the board, that's crazy.
Speaker 1Only three answers left on this game. All right, top three answers on the board. What Name the best adhesive Eddie? Oh, eddie, I'm going to go with shit. I forgot the name of the damn thing. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Three, four, two. We're going Elmer's for one. What Elmer's glue? Oh, going Elmer's for one? What Elmer's glue? Elmer's or glue, which one? Elmer's glue, elmer's glue? Yeah, glue.
Speaker 3That's not what I was thinking of. You know what I'm thinking of. I said we should use it on the roof. What number was that? I said we should use it on the roof earlier. What number was that? Wow?
Speaker 1I haven't answered nothing yet.
Speaker 2I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1Okay, let me see Glue on the board. Survey says Ding ding, ding. Number one. Good job, eric. Number one is glue, glue. If you will, let me read the whole question.
Speaker 1Do you want me to? Yes, you have the board. Top three answers are on the board. Alright, go ahead. Can you read the question again? I was just going to, but you asked it. I would love to ask the question again. Name the top. Was just going to ask, but, yeah, I would love to answer. Ask the question again Name the top three adhesives on Earth. Name the top adhesives that people use, period. My second answer would have to be what the hell is that shit?
Speaker 3they make three seconds, yeah you were on the right track. We talked about it earlier today to fix the roof.
Speaker 1Why can't they have it now?
Speaker 3You lost Daryl. Daryl, yes, flex seal.
Speaker 1Damn it. Well, let me see flex seal. Oh, eddie, I said top three, eddie, eddie, go ahead.
Speaker 3Well, you're serving ground then. Yeah, this ain't real, this is.
Speaker 1AI generated glue was number one gotta be rigged. Definitely AI, eddie gum two X's on the board, j-lo.
Speaker 3Are you climbing up again. For God's sake, kid.
Speaker 1What the hell happened to you, by the way.
Speaker 3What happened to me?
Speaker 1I don't know you getting nervous with a little microphone. No, you're right I mean Lee Jeans over here is like wide-eyed I'll pass on to Daryl here. Okay, daryl, yep Three two one.
Speaker 3So Adhesives, the adhesives, yes, are we talking about sticky contraptions right now. Yes, can I get a subject of the adhesive or no.
Speaker 1I'm going to give you three seconds.
Speaker 3Adhesive. When I think of adhesive Two, I'm thinking Band-Aid brand, band-aid brand. That's not adhesive. That's not adhesive To a guess Great guess, but that's wrong.
Speaker 1Alright, eddie, two X's are on the board for you, jackasses. I don't care if you're all together, you're all getting three.
Speaker 3X's Eddie.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm calling cute Caulking.
Speaker 3That is number three, don't guess Great, guess right there Great guess.
Speaker 1Thank you, there's one answer left on the board. The first one has been used, which was glue. The third one has been used, which was glue. The third one has been used, which has been caulking, caulking. And the second one is wide open. Here's the thing you probably wouldn't know what this adhesive would be, but you were so rude and disrespectful to your future wife? I was not.
Speaker 2Kind of.
Speaker 1I was not.
Speaker 3I think you disparaged her a little bit, but that's okay and you gotta remember this is at the local supermarket, the local supermarket for an interview.
Speaker 1Local supermarket. Three people, or sorry. Three answers, and what do you think the top three answers were? For the top adhesives we have, number one is blue, number three is caulking. Is there a specific glue, though?
Speaker 2No, I lost it.
Speaker 1Super glue didn't work.
Speaker 3You've got to be specific with the glue here.
Speaker 1Okay, eddie, eddie. Well, no tar, you're not a Like on your roof, you tar your roof, that's Do you think that you're? Up with J-Lo's turn in the doghouse. Is it your turn or his turn? I don't know.
Speaker 3I'm going to say it 14 times.
Speaker 2What are the rules?
Speaker 1If it's glue, it's got to be specific what are the rules. There's a lot of glues out there. What are the rules, shit? He slammed the fucking. The game might be over, all right, all right, j and be over.
Speaker 3All right. All right, j-lo is up. All right, what's the last one?
Speaker 1I'm kind of curious now. Okay, top three answers are on the board. Two of them have already been said Glue, cock, cock, cock, not to be confused with cock. The number two answer is still on the board. From the people from the grocery store Super, or from the people from the grocery store Supermarket, what is an adhesive that most people think of Like Super 1 Foods supermarket. Five, four, three, two, one, I don't even know what you're doing. Eddie's up Last X on the board. Eddie, would you like to pass or play?
Speaker 2Play. I'm going to Name an adhesive. I'm Eddie. I'm going to pass, oh sorry.
Speaker 1Daryl name, an adhesive that is used by the people at the grocery store.
Speaker 3You know what I'm going to go with duct tape.
Speaker 1You know what Duct tape? Really, that is a great answer. Let's look up on the board. I like that one. Top three answers are on the board. There's one left and there's two strikes.
Speaker 2Just tape in general.
Speaker 1If you get this one, you win the game, by the way.
Speaker 2No, he doesn't. I got two of the last three Show me the money.
Speaker 3It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1Show me the money when you get there, the end of the game is the boards and then we're going to do the playoff. So Surveys said Eh, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Tape is the answer. Tape is the answer. Tape is the answer. Just tape in general. You're going to say any type of tape. I'm just asking Go tape, tape whatever.
Speaker 2I'm not being cocky, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3My other answer was going to be putty.
Speaker 1I was going to guess a certain type of tape.
Speaker 2It kind of is, but it isn't.
Speaker 1It isn't.
Speaker 3That's a sleeper guess. That's two-er guess. That's too many deaths.
Speaker 1What it was going to be, but it wasn't All right, daryl got it. Take Boom. I call bullshit in this game, but anyways, oh, you guys did great. Daryl did better. I was going to guess type tape, but it's okay. It would have probably been better if I could read my writing. I totally switched the camera on because I could not do my handwriting, I believe it.
Speaker 2Next time I'm going to do a better job already.
Speaker 1Maybe you need to let Nags write. Well, she was there. I feel she has much better penmanship than you do. I think she does. But it's so much fun when you talk to those people at the grocery store. Yeah, but you need to let Nanks take over the writing. I know I can't forget what was the write-down Next time. They're fun people.
Speaker 3They like it. And, by the way, you need to go to the new one.
Speaker 1Oh and by the way, why do they want to talk so much? Oh and, by the way, why do the people? I don't want to talk so much. Oh and, by the way, why do people grocery shop If we're back at home at their studio? I probably would, but most people, if they came up and asked me some questions, I'd be like shut the hell up and leave me alone. I'm trying to get a little more bread and a stick of butter and a quart of milk Right, but up here they love talking. You ask them questions Third time. How much is in a bushel? How much is in a bushel? J-lo is so good, excuse me.
Speaker 3Just Daryl makes it.
Speaker 1I'm missing Daryl.
Speaker 3I don't know Daryl, I don't know. Daryl's a funny character. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1Anyways. So hey, we're just trying to wrap it up. Yeah, we're getting kind of late. What time is it? I don't even know what time it is. We got to get bear spray out. That's what it kind of is. Why do you? Need to get bear spray. And, by the way, how is Lee Jean still up? What do you mean? It's only 130. Lee Jean is still up.
Speaker 2Oh, by the way.
Speaker 1He looks like he's ready to go to a wedding. He's like he's up there in his phone. Did he call me his hair? Oh, and, by the way, Jay is not good at bags. He's okay, I think we do all right. He thinks he's tough until he plays me, he just walks away. He can walk away sometimes. You peaked out. Oh, you're on the don't swing, we're maintaining, so see you tomorrow. Sure, we haven't played bass for a while. What time? What time is it?
Speaker 2Cause tomorrow we play pick a ball.
Speaker 1Oh yeah pick a ball. Oh, uh, oh, see you tomorrow. Sure, we haven't played bass for a while. What time? What time is it? Cause I don't want to play pickleball oh, we got pickleball.
Speaker 3Oh uh, oh, he's got, he's got pickleball.
Speaker 1That's like old folks thing sensitive top. Yeah, alright, guys well we're gonna wrap this one up. We're an hour and 45 minutes into it, wow, so we're going to wrap this one up and we're going to get this one on the line and we'll see you guys next time. Yeah, that's good times, we'll see ya.