Bright Orange Hamster Car Steals Our Stuff And Our Patience

From Malls To Ice And Mayhem

Why Good Shoes, Cheap Meat, And Expensive Trucks Spark Bigger Debates

We Swear Off Shopping, Debate Pickleball Shoes, And Plot To Catch A Cabin Thief
How Small Choices Reveal Big Lives: Buying, Tracking, Waiting, And Winter

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Chapters

• 0:00 Cold Weather And Mall Talk
• 2:30 Pickleball Shoes And Pain
• 5:20 Q Arrives And TV Show Riffs
• 9:30 Shipwrecks, Storms, And Survival What-Ifs
• 15:40 Shopping Fatigue And Price Shock
• 18:40 Buzzsprout Shoutout And Travel Nerves
• 22:30 Snowmobiling Dreams And Gear Talk
• 27:00 Hockey Night, Chuck-A-Puck, And Crowd Energy
• 33:40 Cigars, Nicotine, And Social Habits
• 38:00 Early Ice, Red Lake Timing, And Strategy
• 43:00 Meat Markets, Smoked Fish, And Prices
• 48:40 Break-In At The Fish House
• 54:30 The Orange Car, DIY Investigation, And Frustration
• 1:02:00 Burglary Vs Robbery And Next Steps
• 1:07:30 Automatic Pourers, Fast Food, And Cheap Lunch Hacks
• 1:15:00 Bars, Budgets, And Old Happy Hours
• 1:20:30 Hockey Parents, North Country, And Community
• 1:27:00 Canada, Guns, And Lines You Won’t Cross
• 1:29:00 Merch Plug And Winter Sendoff

Transcript

SPEAKER_01: 0:17

All right, guys. Hey, welcome back to another episode of Brainies and BS there. Oh yeah. Brainies and BS followers. It's almost it's winter now. It is winter. It's a nice day today though. It was getting colder as the day went on. I don't know. Did it really though? Yeah, it was the warm the high was at like 7 a.m. Was it really? Yeah, it was at 22 and then they said it was gonna go down all day long. It didn't really go down that much though. It was a little chilly up at the up at the mall. I went up to the mall. What do you mean the mall? Up in uh St. Cloud. There's a mall up there? Well, I went to yeah, and I went to Shields, the sports goods store. The only mall I can think of. And you know what? Do you go to do people go to malls still? Is that a topic? There's a mall there. I wouldn't go in there, no, but they do. Like fast at Red Bon Hind. Everyone's the mall and they all went to the food court and hung out. They have the mall America. People go there. Yeah. Do they though? There's people there, but not as many. I mean, Shields was busy. And I realize, I realize it's it's like it's attached. Is it a part of the mall? In Anchor. Oh, is it? So it's like on the end. It's on the end, yeah. But it's got its own entrance, but you can also get to the mall, the food court, through the other entrance or exit. Is there any good food in the food courts anymore? I wouldn't know. I I I realize after five minutes, it doesn't really matter where I go. I do not like shopping, period. I was all excited to drive up. The d drive up there was more fun, and the drive back was way more fun than going actually in the store. I don't think I'm ever gonna go to the store again. Unless it's I don't really like going to stores that much. I was there for five minutes. Was it busy though? That's probably is that why you didn't like it? Because I don't mind I don't mind looking at like hunting and fishing stuff. Well, the hunting and fishing stuff is upstairs, and I didn't want to go upstairs. I was specifically going there to get some new tennis shoes. Oh, really? Yeah. For pickleball? Yeah. I suppose you wear tennis shoes during pickleball. No, I wear tennis shoes, and my feet hurt every time. Really bad when I'm done. So I asked the guy that is in charge. He's a 20-year veteran of pickleball, and he was a tennis coach for 30 years. Okay. And he had some fancy shoes on. He's really good. And I just said to him, I said, Hey man, is this a is that really true? Does it make a big difference with your shoes? He goes, Oh yeah. I go, You shouldn't. Well, I just cut and stab it and twist and turn. I said my heels hurt. My heels hurt. No, you're coming down. We got a guest. He's coming down. And uh, so I went and bought some new tennis shoes. Well, they're pickleball shoes. Do they make a pickleball? I don't know they have to, right? Well, the guy, the kid said that it's really no difference from tennis shoes. They just it's marketing. They call it pick because pickleballs are popular. Yeah. So they don't call them tennis shoes. They call them pickleball shoes. Yeah. Alright, well, hey, Q just showed up. Well, look who's in the neighborhood. About time it gets you. Let me get you on the mic there.

SPEAKER_03: 3:14

What the hell has he got for that hat? My North Carolina hat.

SPEAKER_01: 3:18

Charleston. Did you guys ever see the you don't even wear that hat I got you? I do wear it. The guns and golf. That's my good hat. I got like four new hats. I got that same one. Yeah, I know. And I got this one now. This is the one that uh have you guys ever seen it? And I got a you gotta get the buttons, you gotta pull a mic up to your here.

SPEAKER_05: 3:37

Kildeer Island. Have you ever seen that uh TV show?

SPEAKER_01: 3:40

I lived in um God, here we go again. Him and his Outer Banks. We love you and everything, but you sure like to watch those girly shows. Like below deck, outer banks, Kardashians, all that bullshit. What's wrong with Outer Banks? Have you seen it? It's one of those BS reality shows, ain't it? No, no, no. It's a it's like a kid's soap opera thing. Sorta. That's a soap opera? It's kind of like it's something you'd see on life. I've seen it. Because my kids fun police and my kid were like big into it. But it's it's I the little bits I saw, the parts of the episodes I saw was like it reminded me of the bad acting and the like the stuff from like a soap opera from like it's like you're gonna pause for a commercial and they kind of look at the camera and not from the distance kind of thing, but you're thinking about something. It's just kind of like the it was it was terrible. No, it was terrible. Great show. I'll give you a good show. Go to the outer banks. I've been there. We did. I went uh uh I did a lot of boogie boarding there. As my guy knew he would do windsurfing, I'd go boogie boarding out there. Well, we didn't know. That's where I got caught in a uh isn't there where you go tuna fishing? Like on the TV? Well, we went to Outer Banks and then we'd go all the way from Outer Banks and we'd go all the way down to Wilmington, which was down kind of by South Carolina. We'd go down there and we'd go on the ocean. Isn't that where they uh that uh that uh the the shipwreck movie, the movie where the guy gets the in the storm? Oh Jesus Christ, what the hell is it? No, the perfect storm the perfect storm outer banks they went to the outer banks. Oh, yeah, that one. I thought you were talking about this. Hang on.

SPEAKER_05: 5:14

What kind of shows are filmed in the outer?

SPEAKER_01: 5:16

No, it wasn't Gilligan. This we're gonna call it the actual outer banks, so we just did the the show tour. I thought you were talking about this. I'm not sure what the hell you're talking about. Is this this isn't Gilligan? Good tune. Everybody? Oh, this is Lake Superior. This is Gordon Lightfoot. Yeah. Wrong, wrong, wrong area. Well, I did it. I knew you'd probably like this one. I do like it. That's on my playlist. This is this that's a wrong area, though. Do we get copyrighted? Yeah, we get copyrighted for that. Yeah. Oh it was on the radio in the background, so anyways, I thought you were talking about that shipwreck. They lost 39 souls. No, they always that's what you were near their outer banks. Oh, yeah, Mark Wahlberg. That's right. The perfect storm. They almost made it. I don't think they did. They almost made it. No, I'm pretty sure they didn't. You know, and that's when the helicopter crashed and the wave hit the helicopter. When they're trying to rescue those idiots on the the other idiots that were. Was that on that same storm? Yeah. And then I won they should have, you know, they could have turned around. They didn't have to go. Yeah, you'll they were getting a lot of crab and no, they were fishing. How do they know they got all that fish if they went down? So all that fish got lost too? Yeah. Oh, jeez. What a waste. Well, maybe they were alive. You don't that's a good question. How do you know they did catch a lot of fish? I don't know. Well, I had to fill it in with something. They must have been hot on the not necessarily. They could have been getting their asses kicked. They could have like gotten nothing. And why aren't you drowned? And they were depressed. If you had a life jacket on, you just drive into the storm. I just drive into the storm. Okay. If you had a life jacket on and summer, I think we had divorced. You had like that warm, they had that warm gear that keep you like warm so you didn't get hypothermia. Right, like the the who cares how big the waves are. You just float. It's not like you're getting drowned if you had a float, you just float on top of the big waves until somebody came and got you. That's the only problem. The problem is you can be floating out there for long, don't you? I don't think those last forever. I think I think you will get cold eventually. Well, get one of those life vests, they have those rafts where they they just float on like the big tubes, like the fun station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you just go in there and have a beacon and wait for the storm to pass? You can stand it up for like 10 hours.

SPEAKER_02: 7:36

Yeah, but you're in the middle of nowhere, though, at that point.

SPEAKER_01: 7:39

Well, yeah, you have a beacon, and then when they come find you later when the storm's gonna come find you. I think they're they have a beacon thing. I think they do have beacons. It's kind of like when you go snowmobiling now. I was talking to these guys and they had are oh yeah, like East Side. He he was telling me they all have yeah. I said that's good. Yeah, for those the avalanches. Yeah, in Colorado, yeah, yeah. And they need the balloon thing too, but he don't have the balloon things.

SPEAKER_02: 8:02

I I said just drive somewhere else.

SPEAKER_01: 8:03

Don't drive where they have matches or well, because they want to go on that powder up on the hills. They want to do hill climbing. But there's still powder not where you can go or not hill climbing. We're kind of going to all over place here. Where did we start up at Gordon Lightning? We started up with we went from shopping. I didn't know. Oh, let me go back to pickleball shoes. Can I go back to shopping? Gordon Lightfoot. I did do a pickleball shoe thing to uh snowmobiling out in Colorado. What does that say? In avalanches. I don't like shopping. Except Black Friday shopping. No, we did that too. We went to uh Cabela's. There you go. Wow. And I even got tired of there, too. It's not fun. Because I asked I spent too much money. I bought a new um shot collar for the dog. Do you know how much you spent on your shock collar? Are you on drugs? Oh, you have the GPS one? Jesus Christ, it's like$1,200. No, it was like$700 though. Mine was like$700. I got it. I was gonna get one too. I'm like, no, nope. I was like, yeah, that looks cool. And I saw it and like, yeah, no, we'll get the one that goes 300 yards. That's fine. I don't even want out of the sample. I have two dogs. It works awesome for watching where they're at, though.

SPEAKER_02: 9:12

No, like yours maps out. It has like a map program.

SPEAKER_05: 9:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 9:16

I ain't doing that. So mine's really old.

SPEAKER_05: 9:18

Because I always wanted to know where they go.

SPEAKER_01: 9:20

Yeah. They run away all the time. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can get a GoPro and put it on them. It's not gonna tell you where they go. Yeah. It's not gonna map. It's like a GPS ed. Well, you probably do, because you probably could, yeah. They have them. Actually, they have on that, they have it on the new ones that you have. That one, the the the the collar that you have with the the GPS. Yeah. They have it with a uh a video caller. Yeah, that goes with it. Oh, really? Yeah, and then you can see, yeah, I saw it. I was like, that's pretty cool. But that was like six. I bet you I've had my collar for what? At least ten years. Mine finally died. It was two dogs.

SPEAKER_02: 9:53

What about those tags that they say you can put on all your stuff to not get stolen or whatever else? Some little oh, yeah, Apple tags. Air tag. Yeah, you can do that.

SPEAKER_03: 10:01

You just put an air tag on a collar, and would that work for a GPU?

SPEAKER_01: 10:05

No, because they only they only register when they get close to another iPhone. Oh well, you can get the chip from the bar of the phone if my dog it only works with iPhones too. No, the vet's gonna put it inside their skin. I get it, but it is if well I have one of them, but somebody's gotta turn them into the vet to find that out. Yeah, they do that. That's too much money. No, it's not, it's like$35. It was done before I got the dog.

SPEAKER_02: 10:29

They uh put that serial number in each one. You bought a used dog? Well, I bought a born, a brand new dog that was born.

SPEAKER_01: 10:37

Our dog is chipped.

SPEAKER_02: 10:38

Before I got it, it was chipped.

SPEAKER_01: 10:39

Jesus, you have a chip and a GPS? No, it's just chipped. No, he's got a chip in a jersey that was maybe you should maybe let the my you're a helicopter parent. Helicopter parent. Gotta know where the dog is all the time. Check it in on your phone, make sure where your dog is. The dog is different than the kid. I almost think the dog is in trouble. The dog's gonna get in more trouble than the kid will.

SPEAKER_04: 11:02

Why can't you GPS a kid? You can't like with phones, I guess.

SPEAKER_01: 11:05

No, they do for uh people that have dementia. He does that with his kids. He's on the damn phone looking at his kids. I know every time I see you, you are like, oh. Yeah, you watch your kids where they're at once. I never do. I was I didn't go down. I didn't go down to Illinois for that funeral, and you're you're gonna let you text me and go, deal. I can't I can't see where you're at on Snapchat. Because I was wondering. Well, I was worried if you got in a car accident. What happened? I'd open up Snapchat so you can see my location. Yeah, you don't have it on Snapchat. I don't have Snapchat. You gotta sign up for it and then share your map. I gotta see where you're at. That's all I need to do. Jay can follow me around. Well, in case you guys do trouble. So Jay, so Jay can follow you around. Jay needs to know where you're at all. Well, what happens if you're next time Jay opened up at the bar on the show? Remember when you got stuck out in that farmer's field? Yeah, you can't. Yeah, that's what I hope that time. There you go. I had it on. I know, and we saw where you're at. But you didn't come, but you don't always share it. Well, you just open it up. But we were we were stuck in our defense. We were immobile. Yeah, you never didn't come out to help me eat, I guess. We were out of way. You have to open it up. I don't use it. I don't use Snapchat very often. So I think if I do it it said 16 hours in the same spot, last seen 16 hours ago. I'm like, God dang, I'm not gonna call them again. I just don't open it very often. I don't have it on. I don't I don't use it. I I I kind of use it because um because you watch your you watch her No? Yeah there's only one reason why I get it. Why? I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna share it with you right now. I'm gonna because maybe the reason why I don't delete it. Here's why I use it of reason. Is it just like a child's text? There's one person that sends me pictures almost hourly. My kid? And it makes no sense what kind of picture he sends me. No, that's my kid. Yeah, no, I know it is. Let's see. Oh well, there you go. Let's see. Well that was one. And then he sends me, he sends me stuff of the school bus. Like, like it's out the half the window. I'm like, what are you sending me this for? Little shit missed the school bus the other day. I had to go back and give him a ride. He just randomly sends that. Like what what I I don't know. I can't he's watching TV. And then today he or yesterday or today he sent me one. I go, Aren't you supposed to be at that Christmas party? It's one o'clock. No, they drove up to Aiken to get some snowmobile parts. He was in your living room. And then stopped at the uh the holiday party afterwards.

SPEAKER_02: 13:35

Oh man, what a great time of the year it is right now.

SPEAKER_01: 13:38

For what?

SPEAKER_02: 13:39

We're on the verge of ice fishing.

SPEAKER_01: 13:42

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_02: 13:43

Oh, before on the verge of snow.

SPEAKER_01: 13:45

Before we get hold that thought.

SPEAKER_02: 13:46

I would have had a whole drilled and ice. I would have had fish this weekend.

SPEAKER_01: 13:50

Yeah, I think. You told me last night you're going next weekend. I am going next weekend. I would have had some. Or not last night, you told me Thursday night. You're going next week. No, my I know. My my kid wants to go too. Okay, he's bugging. He wanted to drive last night. Did they go to red? No. No, he didn't. Daryl didn't come back and actually ask me. He gave me the report on Daryl said. Yeah. Before I go that, can we just finish up the shopping topic? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And then we'll move on to ice cream. We'll move on. All right. I hate strip stocks. I hate stripes. I hate it. And I even like the stuff in that store. I don't like it either. I don't know why hot deals on black. There's a couple things I noticed today. There's a couple things I noticed today. Because I stopped at uh before I went to the mall or the Shields, the sports good, I stopped at a um truck dealership, the one where I bought my truck just. Of course, why not? Yeah. I'm going to drive through the lot. And I looked at a um Well, you might be you might be getting a new one, I suppose. I just 50 Platinum 2024 black. Beautiful. Yeah. Loaded F-250. And I was like looking at it going, I started drooling. Yeah. I'm like, that's the one as black. Fuel. It had black or diesel. That I didn't know. I didn't find that out. But I was out there, I'm like, this is the truck I want. And it had a long box. And I was like, four door along with. Yeah, 50 minutes. You wouldn't fit yours in the grad. I don't care. Yeah, well. Oh, yeah, right. It'll make you. Oh, it'll fit. The movie take on a show. It'll fit. It'll fit. It'll fit. You have to climb up the ladder to get in your house.$4,000. Yeah. Yeah.$84. So I'm thinking, I'm like, yeah, let's do that. Well, then I looked at some F-150s. Well, I found one that was really nice. And it was like it was like$53,000. God. Then I was like, okay, well, I wonder what I could get from mine. So then if I could sell that and do this, maybe it wouldn't be so good. Sell it or trading? Because that'd be I'd be curious if they give you a trade. I'd have to probably sell it. Yeah. They're gonna give me Jack for his trade, maybe. I don't know, maybe. I don't know what this is. I bought it from them.

SPEAKER_02: 15:47

Yeah, but what do you have? 17?

SPEAKER_01: 15:48

Yeah. But I have 134,000 miles.

SPEAKER_02: 15:51

Yeah, but that's nothing. But it's still probably worth 20, maybe 15?

SPEAKER_01: 15:56

Maybe. 15? I don't know. Probably somewhere. But anyways, so get back. So I go to the um it just is boggling my mind how much these vehicles are. So I go to the parking lot at Shields and I'm driving up and down looking for a parking spot. And I'm telling uh Negzilla, I'm like, look at this. Look at all these new trucks everywhere. Oh yeah. I'm like, how do all these people do all these people make that much money where they're driving a brand new truck? No, you can just finance it for like eight years now. Yeah, but it's like a thousand dollars a month. Let's just say it's a thousand dollars a month for an eighty thousand dollar car or whatever it is. It's gotta be a thousand a month, right? If you're financing, I would think, guessing. So I'm thinking, does all these people can afford a thousand dollar a month car payment? I suppose. I mean, you think about that. That's what you're gonna have.

SPEAKER_02: 16:47

Plus your house, plus your between the house and the car and then the food and gas and insurance alone.

SPEAKER_01: 16:55

I mean, yeah. And I'm like, you you don't you're living, you're living to drive a truck. I know, and I'm just like I'd rather drive my older, a little bit older truck and have a great. Well, and that's what but I was like, oh my god. I said, I like my truck, but I sure like that new one. But it's it's not for$84,000. I don't want it.

SPEAKER_02: 17:13

It's a hell of a jump in the last five years. I know in cars.

SPEAKER_01: 17:18

Anyways, that's what I was thinking about. And we can move on to the next topic. Well, I'm gonna need to go make a cocktail either. Oh, you know what? Yeah, we better make one. Did you see? Oh! I gotta get you that bottle. I'll get you that one. I opened it up already. No, not that one. Oh. I got the old school. The old school.

SPEAKER_04: 17:36

Oh, the old dynamic one?

SPEAKER_01: 17:38

Yeah. I got the old school uh so you found an old bottle later in the 40 years. Oh no, 50 years old. My aunt gave it to us. It's still good. It's like from the 70s. It's not even cracked. It's even a house. Yeah, I don't know. It's not like this that you said? I bought that one today. It was cheaper to get that one. They had a sale. It was up at the neighboring town. Yeah. And uh I was like, well, I'm not gonna get a big bottle because we don't not make people drink it, you know. Well, the big bottle was$19 and the little bottle was$15. Yeah. I was like, yeah, bring the big bottle. Yeah. But really, can't ever go wrong. Bigger. Let's go make a let's go make a break, and then I got lots to say. All right, let's get into it. Hey, I want to do a quick show to Buzz Sprout. You guys want to start your own podcast? Go check out Buzz Sprout, and uh it gets you on the line, helps get everything organized, gets you everything, the stats, it gets you all the information. So if you want to do your own podcast, go use Buzz Sprout. Check it out. Don't forget to mention Brain is a BS, Idiot J. Oh, so we just missed like a whole conversation there. Yeah, we were gonna record it. That's about flying. And not just flying. Well, your lack of being well, you behaving like a 95-year-old man because you're stubborn and you don't want to do it. He's actually more he he would be more willing to uh do a little bit of change than you. No, I don't know. I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_05: 19:22

Grandpa Jade jumped on a flight.

SPEAKER_01: 19:24

Yeah, he didn't want to go. He was like him. We made him go, and then we got there, he was so happy he went. Where'd you go? We took him to FLA, uh, Florida a couple years ago. Oh, you did? Yeah, he did. Oh, I didn't know. He did not he did not want to go. He was like I bet he was like dipshit over here. No, I'm just kidding, you're not dipshit. He's like he actually had a good time though. Remember what you're talking about? He went walking every morning and he's scared of flying like me, but he but uh Daryl took him to the airport because Daryl stayed back for hockey or something a couple days and then came down like two days later and took him to he was in high school and took him to the made sure he knew where. You took him with, and they then we picked him up at the airport. But yeah, you know, he had a great time. Well, that's once he was done. I didn't know that. I I asked him to zoo something like it. Was it over? Like we tried it when he goes. Was that Thanksgiving or something like two years ago? Yeah, I think so. I think my mom came over too. I think two. You think you could get him? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. You were trying to rekindle the you were trying to rekindle it from from what 50 years ago? Oh no. Oh, he had mom and dad up there. No, no, no. My mom's an avid lister, by the way. And second of all, she came with uh I know she did. She came with uh oh by the way, your soup was delicious, by the way. Just you know, was it soup or was it stew? It was she said soup, but I would say more of a stew. Yeah, it was really anyways. No, yeah, I try to get well, even the other day we were over there before Daryl flipped his truck over. We were over at Did you does your grandma know about that yet? Yeah, I should have my dad don't know. We were there having a couple brandies during the day, and then we then uh Daryl asked uh Grandpa Jay if uh he'd be interested in um going snowmobiling out west. He goes, I hear you always my uncle and him always talked about doing it. Would you cool if we set up a trip? Oh no, I can't do that. Why can't you? Why would you do it there? Well, we got him thinking about buying a sled. He said, I don't know if I really want to do that. He didn't say no. He said, I don't know if I really don't want to do that. I said, you know, they have heated seats now. He goes, Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02: 21:32

Yeah, well, you can get them out on the trails, probably not you know, need to go to Utah or well, he was worried about I think he was worried about his back, but I said they have so much nice shocks and stuff and the heat and everything.

SPEAKER_01: 21:44

Right. And he was worried about getting cold, big big thing. I said, You're not gonna get cold. If I if my hands don't get cold, you're not gonna get cold. No, I have heated gloves and heated hand warmers.

SPEAKER_02: 21:55

You can't even put your hands on those. No, no, I just got those gloves. Yeah, yeah. Hands aren't gonna get cold.

SPEAKER_01: 22:02

I actually might go get a look at one next week. Another one. Um, my sister-in-law's boyfriend. He texted me last night. He's got something. They just got it. They bought a new one last year. Last year? He's got a buddy that all right. I mean, was it last year he bought a new one? Because they didn't even bring it up to your place. They went riding. What does that sound like? Oh, that's a sled. They got two sleds. Well, that's nice. Did they get another one? They must though. Well, good.

unknown: 22:34

Nice.

SPEAKER_01: 22:35

Anyways, he's got a buddy that wants to buy the old legend. Oh, really? The one that Chris was gonna buy that I waited too long. Yeah, you waited too long. Well, yeah, because he got the he's got two legends.

SPEAKER_02: 22:46

I ripped them out this morning, I did. Or last night. Last night. Was there a last? No, I had to get him on the trailer.

SPEAKER_04: 22:54

Why?

SPEAKER_01: 22:54

Did you have him at home?

SPEAKER_05: 22:55

No, I had him up.

SPEAKER_01: 22:58

You went up to the lake last night? I went up to the lake last night. And he came back today? Yeah, because he knew about this. He came all the way back for this. Like, no way. Cheers. Yeah. I'm impressed. I know I got him to come back. That's pretty impressive. You wanted to answer your phone, you would have just stayed up there and shut everything off. And like, oh, I didn't see your call. No, I'm surprised that he actually has his phone on. Well, I had just got there.

SPEAKER_02: 23:26

I had just got there and I I got a call from Nags, and I thought, geez, I better call that back and see what's going on.

SPEAKER_01: 23:32

The reason why is because I was in her vehicle and her telephone was connected to the um the car, and I thought they're not gonna answer if I call for some reason. They're gonna say, ah, call them. I would answer it. And I figured, well, yeah, but you usually don't have your phone on up north. So I th I didn't know you were up north. So then I'm like, just call both of them and we'll see if we're gonna get a get together for tonight. That's a holiday cheer. A little pre-holiday cheer. And we could do a caster. Are we not gonna see you before Christmas? Well, we didn't know that. We thought the studio might be isn't the studio getting renovated. So I thought we better get in here before the studio gets renovated. I thought it already has been renovated. I gotta do a shout-out because I ran into an old friend of ours. He's an avid listener. Uh, I told you about them before. They're up in uh, they got the cabin in Wisconi. They're from my local town. Ran into them last night. Oh, yeah? Yeah, they're at the old squatch game. Nice. And then uh we went out to the local little establishment afterwards and they were there, and uh he likes he he likes it's uh big, I'll say CM, big CM, big, big, big guy, big strong, lapping dude. He is a good guy. He was listening and he said, he goes, Yeah, listen, you guys. And I told my buddy up at the cabin we got to do a podcast. I go, what about? He goes, We'll just sit around the campfire and be us. I go, well, that's what we do. I go, how about you and have to set it all up? I said, how about you just come on as a guest? Yeah. I go, as long as you don't clam up, that's but even if you clam up, you're welcome. Yeah. I said, we'll reach out, we'll get a time and get you on the air. Because he's good peeps. You'd like, I think you've met him before. You may have. I don't think he is. Did I tell you? Did I tell you uh that uh big uh gold team Eleanor from the from the Oh from yeah from the She said she's supposed to a lot of the games over there? Squatch? The squatch game. Well, she don't say hi to me. Well, I don't know. One lady I ran into her shots every time. She comes over there, jello shots and buddy shots. She'll come up, she goes, Oh, yeah. She goes like this. And she'll put four shots in front of her. At the Swatch game? Oh, yeah. She gets me four shots every time. She always brings yellow shots in there. And I go, so then I was doing chuck a puck last night. I hit the bucket. I had it one. I had we figured it out. I had it one. I was up against the bucket like that. Someone hit the bucket. They hit my bucket and went away. And they were closer. After I shot it, I made it. And they were like, yeah, I finally did it. I was gonna win because you get half the pot. Right, right. There was a lot of people there last night. It was like the whole stands was full. It was a good payout, Dad. 61 shots to 13, and they lost one-nothing. What? 61 shots. So we had six. The squash had 61 shots and they made them. The puck didn't have to ever get out of the zone. They couldn't score. The goalie was doing so good. I was like, I don't know what to tell. What do you tell the kids? It's like your defense is that better. No, they only had 13 shots. So then that's so their goalie was that good. I don't know. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, he won to 13. Yeah, and they lost one-zero. But I f we figured out the puck chuck a puck. I gotta go to the other side. The guest side? Because Jakers was there. At the visitor side? And he's like, we gotta go to the other side. Yeah, the visitor should throw it from that way. Why? Because there's I have all these pucks coming from this way. And that's what's getting me screwed up. Because I'm hitting that one. I hit right. The guy's like, You got it, you got it. I go, Yeah, I find it. And then someone comes flying in and hits it. I was like, Oh no. I'm gonna win at one of these things. What is it?

SPEAKER_02: 27:02

It's not like a dollar a puck, is it? Is it you get like a three for five bucks? Three for five bucks.

SPEAKER_01: 27:10

Yeah. Five bucks, three pucks? Yeah, I just did three this time. I didn't do six.

SPEAKER_05: 27:14

So what do you got? A thousand bucks in that bucket? Well, you get half the pot. Half the pot, whatever it is.

SPEAKER_01: 27:18

There's probably whatever they see. Last night there was probably, yeah, I bet you was a lot in there. Because you get half the pot. I bet you there was eight hundred dollars in there, maybe. Nice, nice. And I was so happy I was already celebrating because I was at the end. I'm like, I finally made it. I knew I could do this. Because it's like it's like I'm throwing it like bags. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got that. I the first one I did good. The second one came in and just did perfect. Just perfect. Slowly right up, and then it was just nestled up against the bucket. Did you like split it? Like just like that. Trying to pull up. Yeah. And I landed to the right and it kind of just curved to the left. Because the first time I did it, I landed and it went a little further left. I'm like, I'm just going a little bit further right. And it did perfect. Speed and everything. Some kid threw it. I never really got the shit so mad. So then we figured it out. I gotta throw it from the other side. I'd have another chance. So Jaggers was over the other side. He threw from that side? No, he came from my side. He goes, he goes, Why are we throwing from this side where everyone's stolen from? We should go the other side. That's the way they're gonna push against you. I mean, you're gonna put it in the room. I don't know, but if you can get it up against a bucket on this side. Oh, if you could run into them, yeah. You know, it would just stop there. That might help the other side too, though. Yeah, you can have both sides. Oh, now I'll do another show. I don't know if she listens. This old lady there, she's in a walker. At the squad game? Yeah, I met her like the first year. And I had a very the first time I met her, we were drinking some beers, and uh she was telling me about how she was a dancer back in like the 40s or 50s. What kind of dancer? Yeah, just out of curiosity. Like polka? No, polka square dancer? P-O-L-E. Pole dancer. And and I always talked to her, right? I always talked to her. She's an old lady, she's hits in the handicap. I was, but I forgot. And let me tell a story. Okay. So and uh, super nice lady. So you're talking to the the stripper. So last we last game we were at, last game. I go, last game I saw her, I go, how you doing? She goes, not good. I go, what? Well, I shit myself all the time, and I got goddamn medication. I'm doing not doing well. I feel like shit. I go, what? Oh yeah, it's bad. I'm like, oh my god, you didn't have to get that. Getting old is that fun, huh? And it's like I saw her last night. Last night I went up there, because that's where I throw the puck, and she's in that handicap area. I said, Well, hey. She goes, Oh, hey! I go, how you feeling? She goes, terrible. I go, what's wrong? She goes, I feel terrible. I don't think she's gonna make it much longer, to be honest. You know, if she does that happy though, I mean it's that's part of the. Well, and then she still smokes, she's still a smoker, she goes, hobbles all give the give the poor girl a break. Yeah, well, you let her enjoy what it is. Let's not take it all the way from her. I was gonna light it up for her. I don't think I should light one up for her. I know you should smoke inside. Let her smoke inside. She don't need to go out in the cold and smoke. No, no. I actually agree with that. Why not? I mean, it does. I don't like the smell of it, though. I like the smell of cigars. That's much of me. Yeah, I don't like I don't like the old smell. I went to a cup. Well, I told you that when I was there the other day when I went to your shop. You guys uh and I went to that house, and it smelled so bad. Oh it was so bad as it was the bad cigarette smell. Their house stump. Yeah, but that's like stale. It was so that's that's what's bad. Even like the little bars. A Marlboro lights lights up, I love that smell. It's just for like about 30 seconds. Yeah. The first one. If there's nobody else around, oh, I like that smell. Oh, it smells good. But then after that, I'm like, okay, it's gross now. See, I like a cigar. I love the smell of cigars. Again, 95. George, George Burns. They smell good. What was this one? Idiot. Your son. Maybe my son sent you a picture of me smoking a cigar. I'm gonna show it to you. I was with Q the other day and I had a cigar in my mouth. He doesn't, he was kept yelling at me. I like that. I feel like I'm now a cigar smoker.

SPEAKER_02: 31:05

Yeah, I see. What is that?

SPEAKER_01: 31:06

Oh, yeah, I did see that. What an idiot.

SPEAKER_05: 31:10

I feel like I need to walk around with a mask just to filter it out a little bit. I mean, it doesn't do anything, it just filters. It's a couple of stogies?

SPEAKER_00: 31:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 31:19

You should have a little bit of the big thing. I can have one every once in a while. Especially good for the braid. I agree with that. Actually, tobacco is good for the braid. Is it? Stimulant? Uh nicotine is good for the braid. You know that chicks. No, no, no, no, no Alzheimer's. Huh? All the chicks chew now. No, they definitely chew. I was at that card thing and the girls were all putting dips in their lips. No. It was not like grizzly or anything.

SPEAKER_03: 31:40

I saw some lady buy a buy that Zin strawberry and a Zinn cherry. I'm like, what's she doing? Feeding the kids or what?

SPEAKER_01: 31:47

And then they have like numbers on them. They were talking about last night. Like it's got different strengths of them. Like you can get one, two, three, four. I was like, you put these a few. I go, if you guys shoot, fucking have a coping or a grizzle. What the hell is this kid shit? But no, we were at the card thing you were supposed to do. And they're putting it. Why do you keep saying that's supposed to be there? I didn't tell you. I completely forgot about it. You were part, you threw a wrench in the whole thing. We had to find two more people because you guys canceled. We they have never called and said I was gonna be able to make it. You did too. One of you two did. Oh, did they? One of you two.

SPEAKER_04: 32:20

They would be either you, I've been funple's. Wait, I'm not sure who they that could be. It was fun please, though.

SPEAKER_01: 32:25

It was it was a good time, actually. She well, Funpleze had a baby shower the next day, so she was decorating over at my cousin's house.

SPEAKER_04: 32:33

Well, they were throwing up a few too many.

SPEAKER_01: 32:35

She threw up uh baby shower for your cousin. She has really nice, but she helped put a baby shower on for my cousin, yes. Oh, which cousin has I? And I know who she is. Who's your cousin? Uh remember that I told you we went to the Greek wedding? Well, yeah, the great with the with the gyros? Oh, yeah. Oh my god, that they break the glass. Uh yeah. Really? Mash on the hardcore green. We had gyros for dinner.

unknown: 32:58

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 32:59

We had uh when are you gonna make that again? Oh I just uh I got Euro meat at the lake, right now?

SPEAKER_02: 33:05

In the freezer. Weird, weird.

SPEAKER_01: 33:08

Phone must be dead. Last time we had it was this. Just go up there and go up there and help build stairs and be able to get invited back for dinner. No, he actually said it Thursday night. I told you guys I was invited. You would never not be invited. But I don't want to ask you guys. I go with it. I know he wanted help that other weekend. I'm I'm glad. Well I was busy though.

SPEAKER_04: 33:28

I got some i you guys got your own shit going on. You want to do my shit. All right. You guys want to come up next weekend? Probably.

SPEAKER_01: 33:35

Well, Red Lake next weekend to be honest with the side. Oh, Rake. Speaking of Red Lake, and that's a good thing. So I talked to Daryl about it. So he talked to the guys that run the one people that picked up, they drove them out on the floor with the trailer. You know we're on the podcast right now? I kind of forgot we're just uh sitting there talking. Well, that's what it's supposed to be like. That was a white idea. But anyway, he said he goes, he goes, yeah. So we talked to the guy the owner or the guys that go out and they work for whatever that GRs or yeah, GRs, the resorts, yeah. And uh he goes, I'm gonna tell you something. Everybody wants all these people from the cities, you guys all want to come up here when the first ice is. He goes, That's not when you come up.

SPEAKER_02: 34:20

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_01: 34:21

Yeah, it is. No, he goes, I've been up there both times. No, I've been up there all the time. He goes, You gotta come up after we open it up, give it 10 days, then you come up. That's when you come up. He's like, Everyone else wants to be the first one out here, like a soul.

SPEAKER_04: 34:34

What do you mean after they open up?

SPEAKER_01: 34:36

Once they get the roads going, then he's because he oh was out there, he caught he caught two walleye. He said he caught two walleye, and I think that was it, two walleye.

SPEAKER_04: 34:45

Yeah, but within the next two weeks.

SPEAKER_01: 34:47

But he's gonna be like, you don't you don't want to be the first ones up here with all those people. He's like, you come up ten days after after we get the roads going and we post it, then give it ten days and then be up there, and that's when the best fish it is. Maybe that's I think I think you just get a well not maybe. The guy works there. It's not maybe you don't know more than Jr. You don't know any more than the guy. The guy works there, that's his living. You don't know more than him. I'm just maybe you're no, I agree, I agree. Whoa, he knows what I know. Yeah, he but I mean the the fish have the why would you tell him that they didn't have no pressure for like for like two months, right? That's not hungry, baby. Well, they're hungry. Oh, they're hungry, they're hungry. And then and then they then you got like a thousand people every day in there just with lions going everywhere and people running everywhere. And then do you say in ten days after that it's better? That's what he's saying. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. I mean, I'm just saying it doesn't it doesn't make a lot of sense, but okay. I'll take his word for it, but I mean why wouldn't you just tell what you're doing?

SPEAKER_02: 35:49

Well, once they start getting the road out, they can get out uh rock piles and bricks and that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_01: 35:55

So maybe that's you can get away from people, right? But if you're if you're in this group of a thousand people 200 feet from shore, yeah, 200 feet. I like Colburn, you know. Yeah, I was there today and I was looking at the seafood. I turned you on to Colbert's, by the way. Oh, I know, thank you. It's the best. They're expensive, but they're meat subscribers. I almost I almost invited meat subscribers. Hey, meat guy. I almost went at your shop today or on Friday morning. I went um, but I didn't see this truck there, so I was gonna stop. I almost invited him on to the podcast. We've been we've been out I like meat guy. I haven't tried to get meat guy with here. I know we did that. I know that it was a good one. Well, we're gonna have a reunion. That was actually a really popular episode.

SPEAKER_04: 36:44

I brought the neighbor's kid into Brainerd and I asked him about wait a second, time out. Can I say that?

SPEAKER_01: 36:51

No, I don't know. Well I was a kid, first of all. Yeah, you might be getting a little subject. He did have a safe word. We were okay. He just grabbed it. Why would you take a 12-year boy too? It was Black Friday. Did you go look for beer? I was going to go to the house. If you said, hey, can I take your kid to town? No. I was going to town. Can we come back to the room? You went to town? Can we come back to this?

SPEAKER_04: 37:23

It was about the meat guy. Oh, okay. That's what I was getting at.

SPEAKER_01: 37:26

Jackie asses. You took the neighbor kid in town. How old is the kid? Wait.

SPEAKER_03: 37:30

I think he's 12.

SPEAKER_01: 37:31

Oh my god. So you took the neighbor kid to Brainerd's. I let him drive. Oh Jesus, God damn it. Why would you do that? The parents are okay with that? Why would you say that? I don't know. It's kind of weird that you just took the neighbor kid. Your kid. I was calling and he wanted to go there. We've known each other for years. Yeah. He's just like, hey, you want to go shopping? You want to steer? No, he knows the guy. He's got the kid for you.

SPEAKER_03: 38:00

No, no, story. What meet mark did you go to? So I asked him about Von Hansen's. And he's like, I've never been to Von Hansen before. I'm like, no.

unknown: 38:10

Oh.

SPEAKER_05: 38:11

So also they got Maury's there. Oh, the Maury's either. Is there Maury's and Brainerd?

SPEAKER_04: 38:16

Yeah. Yeah. Right next to each other. Oh, really? Von Hansen's?

SPEAKER_01: 38:18

Yeah, I just didn't buy it. There's a Baxter manager.

SPEAKER_04: 38:21

So we got there, we got smoked fish. We got the Holdish and stuff like that. No, we got some meat sticks.

SPEAKER_02: 38:28

We got all kinds of stuff. I think I spent$75 on in each spot.

SPEAKER_04: 38:33

Well, yeah, I go to the beat sticks and the smoked fish and the dip and all that stuff. Oh god, we had a feast.

SPEAKER_01: 38:39

The smoked salmon?

SPEAKER_05: 38:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 38:40

Not so good.

SPEAKER_05: 38:41

We had the dip and the smoked salmon. My point.

SPEAKER_01: 38:44

My point was the smoked salmon dip. That's what I'm talking about. That's a wood wood fire, it's called wood woodards or whatever. We should go there snowbilling. We should. And you know what else? So I was at the Colburn's today. Yeah. What would you say the cost would be for walleye per pound? Walleye. I'm gonna say it's probably gonna be around that area. That's exactly what that was.

SPEAKER_03: 39:07

I was like, because I wasn't that ridiculous.$70 a pound?

SPEAKER_01: 39:12

I'm gonna go catch. 17, yeah. Yes. What do you think it costs to go do yourself? I would bring my walleye too. It's probably like 50 bucks a pound.

SPEAKER_04: 39:20

If I could get 17 bucks a pound, I would bring all the fish I caught to Von Hans's.

SPEAKER_01: 39:26

No, you wouldn't. You're gonna spend 50 bucks a pound getting it. Well, I don't care. I don't know. I'm selling for 17 bucks a pound. Well, you're gonna be talking fuel license and all that shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 39:35

I mean, what a 30-inch walleye what's up? 10 pounds? I got it. Well that's a$200 fish.

SPEAKER_01: 39:42

Yeah, but you're not gonna catch a 30 incher. We can't there's you're not gonna catch that much. You're gonna get three pounds because maximum. And then because of our lovely state, all the fees that we gotta pay. You can only keep a fish that's this big. I mean, it's yeah, yeah. If I caught a thirty, I wouldn't even be like, you can't keep it, yeah. Well, do they get that from the Native Americans? Yes. Okay, that's what I thought. Usually it's mostly supplied by like a lot of the tribes. But yeah. I mean, it's like the blacks and the red lakes and stuff like that. All right, I gotta make a cocktail. So we'll buy. Alright, quick break. It is a good one. That's catchy. It is very catchy. Oh, and update. Update on what? T Swift got back to me a little bit. Her people did. They might be interested in getting some lyrics put together. I thought you said it was a done deal. Well, she lied. She lied? What the hell is wrong with that uh the studio dog? Somebody's here. Who the hell's here? We're all there. We're all here. J and J may be coming over. Who? J and J. J Lo and J Lo? They might be. I don't know if they are though. J-Lo and J-Lo? Oh. Oh, really? Oh, I'd probably give him a big hug if he's here. I haven't seen him for a while. I know. He's a big old teddy bear. He is a duty teddy bear. But Q Q has bigger fingers than him. By the way. By far. Not to like be rude or mean or anything to you. Have you been to a doctor lately? I was just there. Did you ask him? He's on two pills now. I had to double it up. He's double up as well. I'm feeling that your fingers are getting bigger. You might need to go get that checked out. Because I've been looking at them and there's no array that they're doing. They're getting bigger under the giant thing, whereas under the giant's like getting bigger and bigger. Gigantuism. But they got bigger. Their head got bigger. But that's just your hands, maybe. I don't think my hands are fingers are getting bigger. That is not. I wish we could. Where's the camera guy? That is ridiculous. That's awesome. They're not much bigger. Well, they're a lot bigger, mice. Yeah, they're a lot.

SPEAKER_00: 42:01

You got listen, listen. No.

SPEAKER_05: 42:04

You can't look at my hands and your girly fingers and go, oh, they're getting bigger now.

unknown: 42:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05: 42:10

I mean, yours are like the like mine's like coming to like.

SPEAKER_01: 42:14

I think yours are shrinking. I think that's really what it is. Thank you. What is it? Mine about the same size. You look like that. You look like you know what you look like? You look like the like the memes of Donald Trump. With the little fingers. I never seen that. Well, people I don't know what he means. People always say Donald Trump has little things, like little hands. It's like a Democrat like meme thing, whatever. They always kind of joke make jokes about it. Well, I would like to have his hands and his bank account. I think there's bank account. Yeah. I'd I'd take his bank account. If you had to have hands, like yours and my hands are almost the same. But if you're what I you keep saying that, it doesn't make it true.

SPEAKER_03: 43:00

What are you talking about? Put them up here. It's like a two-year-old infant to a full-grown man. Give me a hand. Give me a hand.

SPEAKER_01: 43:13

Get out of here. Well, they might be skinnier, but they're longer. Two just as long.

SPEAKER_03: 43:18

It's like holding hands with my wife.

SPEAKER_01: 43:21

Let me see. It kind of is, isn't it? It is. Mine are longer than it is. Your palms are up just.

SPEAKER_03: 43:30

Oh! Oh, or you gotta match our palms right there. Right. No, you're not matching. You're not matching.

SPEAKER_01: 43:35

No, you're not matching palms.

SPEAKER_03: 43:36

Mine are bigger.

SPEAKER_01: 43:38

No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03: 43:38

I think we're about the same thing. Right there is about matching palms.

SPEAKER_01: 43:42

Wait, wait, wait. You gotta match this part. Hold your palms up there again. I'll give you a photo on it. I'll show you where you're at. So why do you keep going higher? Because you're not matching up right. I'm just gonna hold my hand right here. Right there.

SPEAKER_02: 43:52

That's not right, though. Right. Okay, right there. Right. Jesus Christ. Alright, you hold your hand still. Alright, you do it. Okay. Right there is where we match up.

SPEAKER_01: 44:03

We can't see the I can't see from the air. Can we put this on the website? We can't talk to J-Lo. I can't. J-L did this on the website. You're born with what she cares.

SPEAKER_02: 44:14

Nobody cares.

SPEAKER_01: 44:15

No. Nobody cares about you. Mine are stronger. Girly fingers. When you look at it like that, it's it's like it's like the dad and son.

SPEAKER_05: 44:25

For the listeners at home, just picture your wife's fingers. That's what we're comparing on.

SPEAKER_01: 44:30

It's kind of it's kind of like it's kind of like that father-son moment. I can't help it. What do you want me to do? Get hand implants. I always think about like that uh the uncle from from uh it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie's uncle. Is it in prison? Put your hands over top of mine. They look like they look like they're my hands, right? I can't with the fake hands. My hands are shrinking, maybe. Well, you are so focused on my hands, you maybe. No, I no, I'm not focused on them. What I was worried is that you focus a lot. Because I think they're getting bigger. Maybe they're swelling up. I was just worried because maybe they should be getting bigger. Should they? I don't think they are getting bigger. Well, maybe they are. No, they're big. They're big meat. Those are some big hands, man. They're big hands. Darm wrestling guy. Did you see him? That's ridiculous. I feel bad for him. I heard he I heard he's from up by the cabin. Like up in that area, yeah. Like the no, he's Wisconsin somewhere. No, I heard he's been. I don't like that they pick on him. I don't think so. Like he's like lakes or something. He's like a social media star. Yeah. But I feel bad that they pick on him for that because he can't help that. No, but you see, look at his pictures when he's young. What do you see? What do you arm wrestle that guy? And his hands, these guys are big as is it both arms or just both arms. It is both arms. Yeah, it's like they're gigantic. You look at him when he's a kid. Like they're big. Yeah, he's huge. He's got these arms that go down to his knees. Yeah. His hands are like down by his knees, but his hands are his arms are just huge.

SPEAKER_02: 46:06

He arm wrestles these guys. He grabs hay bales by the feet. Yeah, yeah. He arm wrestles these guys.

SPEAKER_01: 46:11

That's what you clean. These guys are pretty big dudes at arm wrestling. He just goes like this. We're gonna we're gonna meet up with Uncle Ron here in a couple of weeks. Oh yeah. For Christmas?

SPEAKER_02: 46:22

Farmer, Wisconsin farmer.

SPEAKER_01: 46:27

No way.

SPEAKER_02: 46:28

All day long.

SPEAKER_01: 46:28

Take a picture.

SPEAKER_02: 46:29

But my grandpa had big hands. All day long.

SPEAKER_01: 46:31

Mine did too. I mean they're giant.

SPEAKER_02: 46:33

It's that big around.

SPEAKER_01: 46:34

Take a picture.

SPEAKER_02: 46:36

They're like that.

SPEAKER_01: 46:38

You gotta take a picture. Put your hand like that. Yeah. I don't know if he. Maybe. Maybe. This is for a podcast. But he's a farmer. That's all I did. My dad was a farmer and he's got little. Your dad was not a farmer. What the hell did he call it? It wasn't until he's 18. Yeah. What did he do all day? Every day we're out there. Yeah, pretty much. No, they did shit. He picked up rocks. But picked up rocks. Yeah, but his hands are smaller than mine. He didn't do the hay bales though, really, because they didn't have cows. Your hands don't grow because of your farmer. They just get thick. They get stress and stuff on your skin. Stress in the world. The skin, they get strong, but they don't get bigger. That's a white.

SPEAKER_05: 47:21

Well, it's kind of like seven feet tall. Well, I don't because I walk every day, it makes me grow taller, or what?

SPEAKER_04: 47:28

You work with your hands, it means your hands may be bigger. Yeah. Because your muscles in your fingers grow. Oh, for fucking. There is muscles in there.

SPEAKER_01: 47:36

I think that's what I want to hold that too. The more you're working them.

SPEAKER_03: 47:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 47:40

But on the keyboard? I'm not sure what's on the inside with that. That's working.

SPEAKER_03: 47:44

You're working them on a keyboard. No, if you're lifting hay bales all day, you're not lifting hayers. You're not lifting hay bales. Yeah, you're not lifting hay bales. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_01: 47:52

So why are they? I was doing office furniture.

SPEAKER_04: 47:57

Could be getting bigger. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: 47:59

They're huge, man. I'm just saying. If they get much bigger, you might want to just talk to the old doc and say, hey, I would just say at the dock. Maybe the wife likes it. Can uh Eddie gets uh can I see your actor? Eddie wants to see Eddie. I want to go meet his idiot. Eddie and G want to get what you got going on. How do we figure this out? What is it? What can we do?

SPEAKER_00: 48:22

He went and took a pill to make his wiener bigger.

SPEAKER_01: 48:26

And it made his fingers bigger. And you're like, Doc? Ron pill Ron Pill, Jana. You're like, hey, thanks for the pills. Everything's going good in my hands. But my weed is not getting bigger. Oh! I gotta just adjust that dosage. Well, then whatever you find out you're taking, then give it to me. I'll take something to get my so then we can go out in the town. We'll be head to head. Yeah, we'll be all right. We'll be like this. I like it. I like it. Is that what it is? I'm kind of curious now. Round pill? Well, you can Google that the wean pill. No, because I think that doesn't make it bigger, does it? I don't know. There is one that does make it bigger. I don't know. I think that just means well, this is a family show. I didn't bring up the meaning. Well, it's moving on. All right. What are we gonna talk about, you guys? I don't remember what we were talking about. We were talking about the best time in the season. Ice fishing. Early ice fishes, ice fishing.

SPEAKER_03: 49:25

Snowmobiling? Yeah, we're gonna be able to do it. We're finally gonna hit the slopes this year, the snowmobiles. Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_01: 49:31

We're gonna go snowmobiling.

SPEAKER_03: 49:32

We're finally gonna have snow.

SPEAKER_01: 49:33

The sleds are gonna roll this year. Are we?

SPEAKER_02: 49:35

We're supposed to get six inches on Wednesday up there. We already got snow.

SPEAKER_01: 49:38

They already been out. We don't have that much up there, do we? I don't know, but they're getting supposed to get six inches on Wednesday. Who's they? Ours, like in our area up north. What? Like Michigan or something? No, we could go like middle. They said they got 18 inches at northern Michigan at UP. They don't. Who told you that? I went on the player's app for the snowbill trail. That one is like two inches. They're full of shit. What told you? We already got snow already.

SPEAKER_05: 50:06

We're gonna have we're gonna have the snow. This is gonna be a good year.

SPEAKER_01: 50:09

That's gonna be a good year for snow.

SPEAKER_05: 50:10

The fish are schooling up right now. Ice fishing is gonna be fantastic in about two weeks.

SPEAKER_01: 50:16

Don't be telling Eddie your honey hole. Don't be telling me your honey hole. Because he'll bring a study. He'd come with. He might have the whole line. Oh, I gotta get a new one. A new one. Yeah, because my old one got a break-in.

SPEAKER_05: 50:31

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_01: 50:32

You get a new fish house too? Oh, that's right. He took your slab. The live scope, the snowmobile, everything. He put it all into a big blanket. It fit in the blanket. I'm looking at it. He did take a lot of stuff though. Yeah, that guy. On camera. Why can't why can't the cop give you information about that? Why can't they just make people's ass like you? Can we?

SPEAKER_03: 50:57

Like we can save the whole court system a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01: 51:00

I mean, he said he can't talk about it. He couldn't tell me anything. That means he knows who it is. We know what town he lives in. What if we take a little friendly little trip to check out the local saloon in poly in that town? Maybe have a week one and maybe just cruise up and down the streets a couple and we see the colour. Oh, you think you find them? The car was sick off. There's only one of that car. You don't know the car though, do you? Oh, you do? Oh, you got the car?

SPEAKER_04: 51:26

I didn't know it had the car in it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it does.

SPEAKER_01: 51:29

There's only one of those town. It's like a bright red Hyundai or something, whatever the hell it was. Kia or something. It's a four-or bright red little.

SPEAKER_02: 51:37

I hate to be the guy driving a bright red Kia in this small town no more.

SPEAKER_01: 51:42

Why don't we just go up there and just take a look at this? I'm not, I don't care. I'll say it. If you drive a bright red Kia, permissive, your piece of shit. It might be a Jeep, Jeep or a Kia. We might be there this week. Whatever. I don't know. It's a four-door little smaller. If you drive a small bright red FUV and you steal shit for people, you're an asshole. And we're gonna come. Maybe we can come knock on his door. I'd like to find him. Come and knock on your door. We'll be waiting for you.

SPEAKER_00: 52:11

And heads and kisses, heads in please company too.

SPEAKER_01: 52:17

Yeah, no, but so the cop the cop where's permanent striped head. Straight up past us. About it's about between almost not quite the DL.

SPEAKER_02: 52:27

Not quite. About halfway. Boy, that's lineways.

SPEAKER_01: 52:29

It's about halfway the DL.

SPEAKER_05: 52:30

That's a journey. Might as well bring the ice fishing gear.

SPEAKER_01: 52:33

Yeah. Yeah. I mean what's left of it. It's only about Yeah, I know. We got a house. We got a house and a fishing rod. You know what's funny? He's bringing the ice house and put it in his driveway. He didn't take a lot of ice rods. Put the ice rod in his driveway. He didn't take a lot of the ice rods. He there's some nice ones there that were like custom ones. I have some nice ones from uh from that place from whatever.

SPEAKER_05: 52:58

By the way, yeah, they were all gone. You lost all of them.

SPEAKER_01: 53:01

I didn't lose all of them. There was a couple.

SPEAKER_05: 53:03

In case the insurance guys listened, I remember the date.

SPEAKER_01: 53:05

I don't care. There was there was there was a shit ton of rods there. They didn't take all of them. He missed some good ones. What date was it? But he took a lot of good ones, too. Do you remember the date? Yeah, all the other custom rods. November what? Well, I have a lot of custom rods. So he wasn't the date he's he wasn't an outdoorsman.

SPEAKER_05: 53:20

He was just a thief. It was before they mean.

SPEAKER_01: 53:25

Did you try to find it? Yeah, I'm gonna show it Q, the video. Oh, I saw it already.

SPEAKER_03: 53:29

Oh, yeah. Oh, I know I didn't see the knapsack coming out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 53:33

I showed it to you, didn't I?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 53:35

No, I didn't know. Oh, yeah, you tested me it. That's right. I can just go to your text. I text you a link to it. Oh god.

SPEAKER_02: 53:42

You know, I remember back in the day when I got my tires stolen off my car.

SPEAKER_01: 53:46

All four goddamn tires. Where am I seeing tires and rinse? Where am I seeing that night? Where am I see that night? I was so goddamn. Oh god, I was remembered I talked to you.

SPEAKER_04: 53:57

I could have killed somebody that night. But they put it on blocks. Yeah. Yeah, they put it on a brick. Yeah. And and I had I had the the key.

SPEAKER_03: 54:06

The key. The anti-steel goddamn lug nun. They broke into my car and got that out somehow.

SPEAKER_05: 54:14

I don't even know where that is. How the hell did they find it?

SPEAKER_01: 54:17

They weren't mad if you were home. You wouldn't know them. No, no. But you got mad at me because you were like, god damn it, you get me sleep over here. And then like you were caught up with it. I didn't get mad at you. I didn't get mad at you. I was not mad at you. Oh, here we go. Everyone's got a weird. Oh shit. Sorry. Rewind it again. Hold on. I just did. We can't. This isn't good radio, but I know. There's a guy. He's driving on the tackle. Is he looking underneath the house? He's got smaller hands than me. No, he so he What was he doing there?

SPEAKER_04: 54:52

I thought he was looking at him out.

SPEAKER_01: 54:54

He drops some tackle because there's a bunch of new tackle that's missing. Brand new in the package. Tackle that was up in that cabinet that he decided to take it. Oh, this is a picture of him coming out. Yes. Oh, it's his. He just acts like it's his. No big deal. Why is he going that way? Because his car is watching come out. Play it where the car comes out. Oh, he's parked. He's got enough balls to park right in front of them. Playing ripped off.

SPEAKER_00: 55:17

But he knows these are cabins. Wow. Play it, play the car going by and just show cue of the car.

SPEAKER_01: 55:23

Well, you can just go to the next one. I mean, I next free.

SPEAKER_02: 55:25

I'm okay. I'll just pull over anybody.

SPEAKER_01: 55:28

I think we should go up to that town and let's go confront him. Oh, yeah, here we go.

SPEAKER_02: 55:31

There it is.

SPEAKER_01: 55:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03: 55:34

Oh. It's orange. It's not even orange. That's orange. That's one of them. It's not a Hyundai. It's that what's that sheep?

SPEAKER_01: 55:41

I don't know what it is. It's like a Kia or something.

SPEAKER_03: 55:43

No, it's like a things.

SPEAKER_01: 55:47

No, no. No. That's a Kia. No, it's Kia? Well, how many orange vehicles in that Peru?

SPEAKER_03: 55:55

No, something like that.

SPEAKER_01: 55:56

That's a one symbol.

SPEAKER_03: 55:59

It's like a clown car.

SPEAKER_01: 56:01

I mean, what is that? That car is not. That's not a Hyundai. That's um. What the hell do they call them things? I don't know. It's like a scion. Sign like the hamster thing. Yeah, it might be a scion. Oh, you think so? Well, I think it's one of them hamster wheel deals. I mean, how stupid can you be to know? Everybody's got cameras nowadays. A bright orange hamster. How can you drive a big bright orange hamster car, go steal a bunch of shit out of somebody's house when you know everybody's got cameras nowadays? Well, and for the record, how many weeks ago was that? You're sure enough to say I'm still working on it. How is it so hard to figure out that car? What's funny is that he took we can find it tonight. Well, I thought he knew who it was. He did. He thought he knew who it was. Yeah. He said he goes pretty much, yeah. There's only one guy with a hamster car like that. Well, they rented the cabin on the road, so all you do is talk to the person that rented the owns the cabin and say who rented the cabin from you. Right. Why don't you go down there and ask them? I know, I should. I should. Million dollars. I haven't talked to her. I don't know. I don't know her that well. We should open up a side business being private investigators. Huh? Huh? Brandies and BS investigators. Investigators. We could figure it out. We could already found this car. How does a sheriff if I was working on the yeah, because you wouldn't want to talk to the person that owned the cabin. Yep.

SPEAKER_02: 57:18

Oh, and you'd have found that car. I mean, you can't. You can't hide that car. You can't hide that car. No, you can't hide that car.

SPEAKER_00: 57:24

He didn't know the night.

SPEAKER_04: 57:25

He ain't gonna be hiding.

SPEAKER_02: 57:27

No.

SPEAKER_04: 57:27

What an idiot. I mean, if you got like a black, black, shabby pickup truck.

SPEAKER_03: 57:34

I mean, one thing but that goddamn thing over there, boy.

SPEAKER_01: 57:38

And it's like he he didn't think that there would be a camera at out there. That's why he didn't think about that. Which is funny is it's it, it's I don't know. It was well never did a neighbor. Like neither the neighbor when she took away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this happened on a Friday. I was up there the next day. No, that was inside the cabin. That wasn't a Friday. No, it was not. It was a Friday. So I went up there on a Saturday. If it was a Friday, it was really dumb because Grandpa Jerry could have been up there. He wasn't because it was too cold. So yeah, but it wasn't that cold. He wasn't up to that one.

SPEAKER_04: 58:09

Well, there's not even any pre-snow.

SPEAKER_01: 58:12

Yeah. Couldn't have been that cold. It was it was only two weeks ago. Two weeks ago yesterday. What an idiot. But he went up there. Let's go up there on the way up to your place. There's no reason why he couldn't fish on that. That fish still stuck like weed the next day when I was in there.

SPEAKER_05: 58:26

Oh, he was. Do you think he was smoking weed in the house? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: 58:30

I don't know, or he had his it just was on his clothes. But I thought I said this, I said that to the cop, I'm like, I think it's like weed in here. He's like, that sounds like our suspect. So I bet I don't know if he sat down on the couch and just smoked a joint. You have video evidence evidence of him. But he's gotta have the shit. And he knows he took DNA sample. He went to shake and wrestling. DNA of what? Like the doorknob? Every cab that was open, right? Hold on, he had a CSI crew out there or what? No, he didn't. Huh? He went through and took it.

SPEAKER_03: 59:02

Oh, the local sheriff was doing it? Yeah, it's kind of like outer banks.

SPEAKER_01: 59:06

Hey, he knows. He had cotton swabs in like CSI that the whole everything that like because every candle was open. Right. And he like he went through and he cotton swabbed every one of them. He came up with like two big woundle. No one those are metal.

SPEAKER_04: 59:24

Oh, so he did every handle metal.

SPEAKER_00: 59:28

Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. I don't work if it's on wood. So my DNA is not on this table. No, but it's probably the colour.

SPEAKER_03: 59:35

Well, no, it was just he has like wood cabinets and stuff. I mean, how would you know where you open the door at? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01: 59:42

No, I don't. Listen. Where do you gonna open that? Where are you gonna open the wood cabinet door? Yeah, from the handles. Right. Well, this guy, he was the thing in the iron handle.

SPEAKER_05: 59:52

Well, I might have to go in and get I might have to volunteer my fingerprints just in case he comes up on why don't we just take a drive?

SPEAKER_00: 1:00:04

What are you talking about, Willis?

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:06

Every touch of those damn animals.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:07

Didn't he ask for like, hey, then I need to lock out some people?

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:13

So he's looking for one specific person. You know, he already has a DNA.

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:17

Probably.

SPEAKER_05: 1:00:17

Probably a prior.

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:18

You pretty much. Why didn't he go to the other fish cells too? Did he know that? Why didn't you leave it unlocked? Do you think he would have gone by if it was unlocked? Uh we probably would have just kept going. Does it show him going into it? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:31

How long was he in there?

SPEAKER_01: 1:00:32

Like a couple minutes. Yeah, a few minutes. Oh, really? He's just in and out. He wasn't in there that long. No, I don't remember how long he was in there for. How long? That's something. How long is the Chinese? Yeah. I think we should go up to that town and go drive. Just do a courtesy drive. The guy waited. Why do you think he lives in Perm? Because that's what the cop suggested. Well the cop told you that. Suggested it.

SPEAKER_04: 1:00:56

Oh, so he cop may have mentioned that guy there.

SPEAKER_01: 1:01:00

Do you know anybody from the Purim area? Oh. Because oh, area. Yeah, but for me, I just drive through Perm. Well, we could. Well we could. Well we could. That's a long time. It might be. Hey, we can say, hey, we must have some meth. What do we go to? Just to throw us out there, but there is a Zorbas up there and they got some tacos. Oh jeez. Just kidding. Is there Zorbos in Perm? Yeah. Well, let's go. Road trip. I don't like it. I'm not a big Zorbos guy, but I can do the pizzas. Their pizzas are not bad. I would better not bad. I wouldn't put it money on that. I like Zorbos. If he's from that era, I bet you somebody that works there or a patron would below who this orange vehicle. Oh, yeah. See, oh, they would Zorbas would. The logo. It would not be it would not be hard to do. You show that car to 15 people, and one of them is gonna know in Purim. Exactly. Yeah. I can't I can't believe he's not even in jail yet. They're probably if they're in maybe if they live in Purim, they're gonna work in the area, right? Well then why don't we?

SPEAKER_05: 1:01:59

I mean, one of them the car owner has to work, not the better if he just gave you all your shit back.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:04

I wonder if the different counties will just like you guys like extra addition things. Is there a thing with that? Hey, what if we ask the neighbor guy? Is he here? Maybe he can do his. He's not doing so good, right? That one across the street? Oh, that one. Oh, I think about the retired one.

SPEAKER_00: 1:02:20

Oh, no, not him.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:21

Yeah, no, okay. The one across the street. All right. He's not true. Yeah, he would know. He's city. I could send him the video and say, dude, can you get on this? Can you get on this?

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:31

Dude, how do we get this guy? He's not the top guy. Yeah, but he he doesn't St.

SPEAKER_01: 1:02:36

Cloud. No, he's not even talking about it. He's not doing the legwork. He's doing the cool. He might know. He's in that circle of people. Yeah. You could call the county a prospect. What county is that, anyways? Oh, you could call the county. Which one?

SPEAKER_00: 1:02:50

I'm not gonna do a whole uh I didn't know it was P8 perm? Per M?

SPEAKER_05: 1:02:56

Yeah, that's that's one of them per am.

SPEAKER_02: 1:02:59

That's one of them Saturn hamster things there, I think. The what? One of them Saturn deals at Ottertail.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:06

It's in Ottertail County. I don't know. What are that tiny little thing? That's a tiny little bright orange. Isn't that place where we did a podcast in Ottertail County? Milton. Oh, is it? I'm the mayor of that town.

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I know.

SPEAKER_05: 1:03:18

Oh, we can call the bartenders up there. They have that hand. They know they know who we are.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:23

Four minutes. You were there for the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That went off the rails real quick. That's Douglas County. Sorry. Oh that was a good try. All right. Hey. We need one more week, one. Are we gonna be able to do that? What are we doing on time? Son of a guy. Oh, sorry. Hold on. You know what? Nobody wants to lose the house.

SPEAKER_04: 1:03:44

He's investigating it.

SPEAKER_01: 1:03:46

He drove down and drove back. He was investigating once. That's horrible. Did you ever have your shit get stolen? It sucks. I never had anybody down there. Did you check our house? No, I don't have a camera down to your house. No, did you check it to see if someone went in there? I was told yes. In your house? Nobody did. Yeah. So if I broke my shit. No, no, no. I was told you the garage door was locked. Oh both doors are locked. I didn't go down there personally, but I was told that. Well, maybe locked, maybe locked on the way out. Could have been. Yeah. After he took some guns. Probably, yeah. He could have. I had three gold bars. Yep. Maybe two? That's right. I was storing that one for you. Yep. He did go down. He did go down. Bullion. He did go that. He went down that way. Yeah, I lost like bullion. Do you still have boy my my guns down there? Yeah, I had your guns and your game. And my gold bullion? Yeah. In your safe? Yeah. It's a good thing we store. Good thing you have that good big safe there. I just had one. Mine was the biggest. Wait a second. Oh, I had multiples. If that safe has gone, I'm going to be pissed. Oh man. That safe has gone. Bullion. Can you get that safe in that, in that, in that little red car?

SPEAKER_05: 1:04:56

Well, you notice when he goes down there, it slouches a little bit in the back on the drive back. Like he had some weight in the back.

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:02

You know what I mean? Didn't think about that. Didn't think about that. All you gotta do is go to Purim and ask for meth. Who does he gotta get meth? Where do we get meth from? And they'll be like, oh, call a guy with that little red clone card. Yeah. I'm not gonna get it. All right, we're we're done talking about it. Let's get on to something else quick. It's been two weeks. It's so frustrating. What's the definition of a burglary versus a break-in? No. Robbery? Yep. There's a difference. I suppose it'd be if you're burglary and robbery. It's the value. No, it's not. If you're there or not. Robbery versus vertical. Robbery versus vertical. Burglary. Yeah, what's the difference? Keep trying.

SPEAKER_00: 1:05:41

I would think it's value. No? No.

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:43

I think it's I think it's if it's you're there or not. If there's a victim like an anti-victim, like a you are correct, son.

SPEAKER_00: 1:05:49

You are.

SPEAKER_01: 1:05:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 1:05:52

If you're not going to be able to do it, you're not robbery when you have a building.

SPEAKER_01: 1:06:01

But what if you were in the house? I think that's a robbery. If you were home and it was in the picture.

SPEAKER_05: 1:06:06

It'd be a robbery.

SPEAKER_00: 1:06:08

We had that in my class, but I can't remember.

SPEAKER_05: 1:06:12

In your attorney class?

SPEAKER_01: 1:06:13

Yeah. I don't think you're past the bar. Don't take legal advice from him. Just robbery is an act. Robbery is the act of stealing something of value from someone using force, threats, or fear with the intention of permanently depriving the owner of the item. So you're right. Burglary would be nobody home. Right. Robbery would be if somebody is there. You're stealing from the person. I'm so smart. It's so easy. Time to rock it out. What time is it? God, you see the marks on that one? What time is it? Well, we got we got till seven. We got ten minutes. Ten minutes. Alright, we'll wrap it up. We'll wrap it right back. We're gonna wrap it up in like ten minutes. I don't know about that. I got so much more to say. Alright, we're serious. I know. I know. I think he's seriously.

SPEAKER_00: 1:07:20

Seriously, look at this. I don't look at that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:07:24

I think me and the man are about the same, but you, you're no, yours are no, yours are definitely thicker than mine.

SPEAKER_01: 1:07:33

I don't even know the minor mine are probably about the same length, maybe a smidge longer, but yours just I just don't see it. Yours are like twice as I don't see that. Yeah, yours are wider. Mine are about that's pretty gosh darn close. Me and Addy's are pretty close. His is just a little bit. Yeah. You're right there. I like the I like your analogy of it's like holding my holding my wife's hand. No, she's got small hands. Mine are longer than hers. She's got like tiny hands. She's got like like almost like that guy that arm wrestles. Yes. Her hands are very small.

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:18

So, anyhow, I was talking about my my pourer, my bougie porer. I upgraded. Yeah, I upgraded the garage.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:28

Off camera. Yeah. We're talking. Me and Q were talking. He's so he got this new device that you put into the bottle. Yeah. Like your your your E and J, right, for instance. Yeah, sweet. And then it's got a little trigger. So you just little you put your cup there and you just like wee, and then like pumps the pumps the juice, the the sweet nectar of E and J into your glass. Well you just pour it though.

SPEAKER_04: 1:08:50

There's different settings.

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:51

You can set one shot, two shot, three shot.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08:55

I know, but who measures?

SPEAKER_05: 1:08:56

I don't, I don't measure, but it says 44 milligrams or 44 milliliters. 44 milliliters.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:05

You like going to McDonald's, right? You're you're a McDonald's person. That's your thing. I'm not a big fan. I do everyone, about every I probably go there once every six weeks. I'm not a huge McDonald's guy. Six weeks, I'll go. Because I I got to because I just like the breakfast. The breakfast is good. I tried it again. That breakfast burrito is horrible.

SPEAKER_00: 1:09:23

It's awesome.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:24

Then it's still good. It's so good. Oh, you gotta have the salsa. Yeah, but I had the salsa. Oh, it's so good. I gave probably 50 of those. They're still good. The burritos? Yeah. They are for without the salsa. With the salsa. I can't. I 100% think they are they are they are microwaved. I got away two of them. They're microwaved. I don't care. Two salsas. They're made in China and microwave in the U.S.

SPEAKER_03: 1:09:46

They are McDonald's. McDonald's is not shipping their burritos.

SPEAKER_04: 1:09:53

Oh, I bet they are. They're paying the paying the what? The tariff.

SPEAKER_01: 1:09:57

The tariffs on them. I bet you even with tariffs you can probably get it done cheaper. Because they sell them for$3. They're good. They're$3. And the egg McMuff. Sausage McMuffin with egg is so good. I go for the bag. I used to like that. It kills me every time because it's like$12 for the city. I try it. I try Leto.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:17

You gotta do it on the app. I don't know what the app is.

SPEAKER_01: 1:10:19

You gotta get the McDonald's app.

SPEAKER_02: 1:10:21

It's like half price. What do I have the app for?

SPEAKER_01: 1:10:23

Because then you order the meal and you go up there and you say, Did you use it? I don't go again. I don't go, I don't go there. I don't go there. Daryl taught me that. So when you do a big Mc meal with a quarter pound on cheese for like$11. Normally it's like$25. I don't go there. When do you put the app? For$25, you just order for$20 in the bar check. For$25, why don't you just go to the bar and you get a beer and a burger? Because not all of us got the time that you do. What do you mean? You're the green junk. Go to the bar and you have a beer and a burger? Yeah, if you're gonna spend$25, not all of us gonna make Donald's. Yeah why would you just go to the bar and have a burger? Absolutely. I agree, because even that one bar down there, they have lunch, they got this uh they got this lunch.

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:06

Speaking of which, I was talking to one of the ladies in her office, and she said uh yeah, he spends quite a bit of time across the street at the old Wells Bar. They're getting his lunch.

SPEAKER_01: 1:11:16

I've been there like four times, five times. Well, there you go. During happy hour. No, I've been there like four or five times.

SPEAKER_03: 1:11:23

No, that's not bad.

SPEAKER_01: 1:11:25

That's not bad. I've done it like four or five times. Neg's pulled at 599. My brother actually, my brother, um, his his boss, or you know, he got used to work with is like one of the owners, seven owners. He used to go there a lot. Oh, I've been there. I bet you I've probably been there five times. It's not bad. We were just talking about it. I would just rip it on you a little bit. Remember that when Grumpy's at after 10 was a dollar seventy-five for a tall beer. Yes, I do. What the hell happened to those days?

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:51

I remember back in the day when we used to go for the green beer for well I couldn't even drink that.

SPEAKER_01: 1:11:55

I can't even drink that much beer at night anymore, anyways.

SPEAKER_05: 1:11:58

No.

SPEAKER_01: 1:11:58

They should have dollars. You can throw me over in there. Give me an E and J.$1.75 E and J tall anyways. What we're gonna talk about the pore.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:11

Oh, the pore thing.

SPEAKER_01: 1:12:12

Oh, the pore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you went big time.

SPEAKER_05: 1:12:16

I went big time.

SPEAKER_01: 1:12:17

I went maple grove for Thanksgiving. I was lugging this trying to figure out what it was, but I can't.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:22

And I got a pore, so you stick it on top of the bougie. Well, it's just kind of like high class, you know. Like I'm sorry. Is it high class? Well you do gotta it's like you don't have to bother. You don't have to no, it's kind of like figured it out yet. Jesus Christ, why don't you just get it?

SPEAKER_01: 1:12:38

I still like when we did the thing on your other pontoon.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:42

Oh, that's the same kind of thing. You just hit a button and it mixed them both.

SPEAKER_01: 1:12:45

That didn't work. But that one we took the windshield wiper. This thing, well, actually that when we tried to mix this the beer, the liquor, the that was uh yeah, that was whiskey. Yeah, I did this.

SPEAKER_03: 1:12:55

I did this windshield wiper pump pump. And I put a Y in it, one to the Coke, one to the booze.

SPEAKER_01: 1:13:02

We didn't help them because it was like six hours. But the booze is still a problem with it. But it was too foamy. I know. Yeah, the coke didn't work.

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:12

This thing actually adds foam to it somehow. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01: 1:13:16

It aerates the window. It aerates it.

SPEAKER_03: 1:13:18

Yeah, how's that?

SPEAKER_01: 1:13:19

Okay, that's for wine. What is the benefit of having a automatic?

SPEAKER_02: 1:13:23

You do want to have it. There's no benefit, it was just kind of cool. I just that thing tap hit the tap, or it just poured makeup.

SPEAKER_01: 1:13:29

Look at that. Two shots, bam, done. Yeah, let's do that one. It's kind of like that, but it isn't that it's an aerator. You want to have you want your wine aerated. It ain't that. I know, but what is the what is so hard about going like this? It wasn't that hard. It's not hard, it's not difficult. Oh, you were trying to show off for your new friends. Yeah, yeah, and they were like, Jesus, this is so nice. Wait, this is so nice. Why wouldn't it do it for us? I wasn't showing off. Do you new friends listen to the podcast or no? Do you sit around the the barn and or the garage and listen to the podcast when you're over there? Yeah, we usually got the jams going. Trying to show up.

SPEAKER_02: 1:14:04

I got my playlist going. I got friends. I'm gonna have to put on the podcast in my life.

SPEAKER_01: 1:14:10

He's gonna need Dinah. Hey, no, what? No, this isn't new. We always have this up here. You're from I Santi. This is the guy that goes to uh like uh Lake of the Woods a lot, right? Actually, yeah, yeah. Hockey parents are really cool. They used to have a tournament up there and they'd have bring their ice castles all and they'd have us visiting teams go on there and they make us cocktails in their at the rink in their ice castle in ice anti. They're good peeps. In ice anti? Yeah. We go out there and they bring their they they park their fish house in the parking lot, and we go out there and they'd make us cocktails. I grew up in the area. Yeah, you're the good peeps. You haven't grown up yet.

SPEAKER_05: 1:14:46

I grew up the farther north you go, the better people they are.

SPEAKER_01: 1:14:50

I mean, except I mean I mean we start here and we work our way. Well we just had somebody break into my fish house that was uh uh north. Yeah, well, there's a limit. There's a limit to where they do. Yeah, good point. He's a little too far north. It starts turning back into like it comes back down. Central Minnesota. Right. Central Minnesota.

SPEAKER_05: 1:15:12

Perm, it goes right around perm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:15:15

Which is funny because I actually have relatives that live in, like not live there, but they have a cabin there. I've been going to perm since I was a kid. He's a land. He probably knows the guy. He's probably your relative. No, my brother. They don't live there. He wasn't stealing, he was borrowing. You forgot. He tells you long-lost cousin just borrowed your shit. Can I borrow a fish finder and there's a moon fishing? Yeah, go help yourself. It's in the ice can. They don't live there. It's it's uh they don't live there. It was his brother-in-law. Like no other guy. Brother-in-law. Well, it's your cousin or something. Yeah. Long-lost cousin. It'd be like a it'd be like a second or third cousin. Well, it could be. Yeah, it could be. And don't count as a crime. No, I I take it all back. It wasn't. It wasn't family borrowing. It wasn't one of that because they don't live there. So I'm I'm pretty confident it wasn't one of those. Well, and by the way, I'm glad you got I want to try one. Well, one of those pores go in the EJ bottle? Brandy bottle?

SPEAKER_05: 1:16:11

It's like an antenna. So it adjusts to make sure it goes all the way down to the antenna.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:18

Antenna. Oh, okay. And so you like listen to the radio? So this this guy here, this guy right here.

SPEAKER_03: 1:16:24

So it adjusts to make sure it gets all the way down the bottom of the butt-bottom of the bottle.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:28

So this guy right here, the first line.

SPEAKER_03: 1:16:31

This ain't it. This ain't it though.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:32

No, that ain't the one. Is it do you have to charge it by like you? You do. Oh, is that I had to plug it in to the like the UBC or something like that?

SPEAKER_05: 1:16:39

I was like, is there something's dead? What? We buried it over Turkey weekend. How many drinks can you get out of one charge? Oh, you burn through two bottles. Of what?

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:50

Oh Jesus. The big time. Oh, what was this?

SPEAKER_02: 1:16:52

We're big time. We're in the CC game. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:16:59

You converted him? No.

SPEAKER_02: 1:17:00

Well, I didn't not on purpose because I'd rather you drink his own shit, but now he drinks mine stuff, so we're good.

SPEAKER_01: 1:17:07

Actually, we're starting you too. You go over there. Right. Yeah. So now he just now and I get it. So the whole benefit is you hit the button. Does it go on your phone? No, no, no. There's no button. It's like a plunger.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:18

You don't have the right one on there.

SPEAKER_01: 1:17:19

We can't find the right one.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:21

It's kind of cool. You just flip the thing down and mix it.

SPEAKER_01: 1:17:27

Yeah, what's wrong with that guy? There you go. Maybe not it. I mean, there you go. Just push the button. I think that's great. I don't know how it works. Yeah, you see, you push the button. Easy operating. Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_05: 1:17:40

So mine, you flip the button and it turns off. You flip it the thing down, or the little lever, you flip it down.

SPEAKER_01: 1:17:46

It's like you're at McDonald's and you flip the little the like the pop machine, like the pop dispenser.

SPEAKER_04: 1:17:51

Yeah, but if you flip it up, it turns it off.

SPEAKER_05: 1:17:54

So you can always have it in the bottle. You flip it up and it turns everything off. And you flip the lever down, then now it's on, it'll kick out the kick out the shot.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:06

Well, because then you don't have to charge it so much.

SPEAKER_01: 1:18:09

Alright, I'll be right back. They're going to bought it, you'd be ripping out this gun. But actually, it's not one of your own goddamn drink. But because you got it, it's cool. No. I wasn't trying to be cool. That's kind of what it was with everybody.

SPEAKER_02: 1:18:22

I was not trying to show up. No.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:26

You guys are both dicks. I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_00: 1:18:31

I'm excited to see it. Can you put it in the case? Try thought about Canadian.

SPEAKER_04: 1:18:34

No, no, no, no, no. When you come up, it'll give me pouring your own damn drinks. Well, you're pouring your own drinks anyways.

SPEAKER_01: 1:18:41

Pouring your own drinks, you just hit the buttons. But wait a second. Wait a second. It's only in the Windsor, so it's only in the Canadian Club, anyway. We're gonna get one. We'll get a fancier one. Yeah. Well, there's a there's a whole bunch of them on Amazon. Listen, it wasn't about the we're gonna get one, and she comes with a mini skirt. As you pour, it goes up. No, actually, lady, we're gonna hire some like teenage or not 18-year-olds. Oh great. Oh, great. Q's taking the 12-year-old cups. You're taking the teenage. Hey, I know you got that fancy thing for your for your Canadian cups. So we got for our brandy. We got a 19-year-old cute little girl making us drink. Oh well, there you go. I don't think we can get any. I think Almer's gonna be. I think they're like that. 21-year-old. There you go. 1821 yeah. You don't want to be like too close to the two of the yeah. You know kids' ages. You know what I meant. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, then you could take her to town and go to Von Hansen's and have her drive. I should not remember that. Oh yeah, I w I would literally take the take somebody to Von Hansen and have him drive while I drive. Oh no, on your lap.

unknown: 1:19:58

No.

SPEAKER_01: 1:19:58

Steer. No, no, I don't want to do that. No, I wasn't sitting in the passenger seat. The 12-year-old. Anyways. Did you get the uh when you went to Von Hansen? Did you get the uh trail mix?

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:08

No, no, we got uh smoked salmon, the belly. Wait, wait, the Von Hansen?

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:15

No, no, no, you got the Well, they're next, they're next to each other.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:17

Right, right, okay. Okay, so we stopped by at Maury's and we got the smoked belly.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:22

I do. And we got the salmon dip, the wood. Then we went over to Mount Hansen's and we got beef sticks. And I said, Well, these are the best sticks you could ever buy, right? Here we go. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: 1:20:36

McDonald's is pretty good though.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:38

You know what? I like the summer sausage that he has, one of the best ever.

SPEAKER_01: 1:20:42

The McDonald's is pretty good. No, the beef sticks are pretty good, too.

SPEAKER_04: 1:20:45

They jalapeno cheddars.

SPEAKER_05: 1:20:47

I just opened up another one today. I don't know why I have it, but I love it. Best best I ever had.

SPEAKER_01: 1:20:55

Well, they make they make good sticks too. I'm just saying. Yeah. I like McDonald's meat. So I got junior's. And there's another people. That's why I go there. They are good people. That's well. Their meat is really good, but that is another reason why. I mean, I've had their meat sticks, but there's some massages. I got some. That's awesome. I only have three left.

SPEAKER_03: 1:21:14

Because you brought like 12 out of North Dakota. Did you get my knife back? Did I give it? I gave it to him.

SPEAKER_01: 1:21:22

It's in that bag. I was thinking about the other day. I I kept it in that bag so I wouldn't forget to next time. I'm like, I gave it to him. Next time I next time I did a podcast, I'd have it with me then. All right. All right. I do have it. Well, I know we can sit and talk all night long. But let's talk all night long. No. Alright, let's wrap it up. We gotta move on. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves as much as we did. I did. I hope you guys get out ice fishing.

SPEAKER_04: 1:21:50

I hope you guys and snowmobiling.

SPEAKER_01: 1:21:52

Oh, I was looking at the enjoy the winter sports. Yes. Enjoy the winter life. And don't forget to go to BrainsBeas.com. Yeah, and jam that up while you're riding. We have selling some merchant. I know we have, but thank you. And I don't know how it works. Maybe you guys do you guys have ice fishing merch? Oh. I don't think we do. We got like warm stuff, you got sweatshirts and stuff, right? We gotta load up on that. I know that some people want some. I can't remember who. I talked to some people. Oh, we got gloves, we got hats. Hats got them hats, right? I like it. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta have it. I think we do. We got hats and ball caps. I don't know if we got stock and caps. Well, you gotta get some stock and caps. Yeah, go check out Brandy's and BS. You can be a new merchandise guy if you want. Because somehow I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_05: 1:22:35

We gotta deck out the ice fishing gear. Listen, this is a whole nother ball gear.

SPEAKER_01: 1:22:40

I'm guessing the guy from Perms got it all. Brandy.

SPEAKER_04: 1:22:47

Brandy's a BS on the ice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:22:51

Alright. Well, go check out brandy the BS.com, get your merch, and have a good time until next time. Yeah, well. Enjoy your brandy. Or can you club. Or whatever. Or a brandy. Or EJ. Or you know, by the way, before you hang up, I was at the liquor store. Or never you know. Oh shit. I went to the E and J section. Yeah. And I was looking at all the different varieties. Did you know? We've talked about this before. I want to do that one of these days. Do you know what she's talking about? Do you know they have E and J vanilla? Yes. Oh yeah. I didn't know. They have ENJ XO, ENJ, what we like regular. Yep. They have ENJ VSOP.

SPEAKER_02: 1:23:31

I thought the VSOP had like that vanilla. Oh it does.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:34

It does. But they actually have another one that's vanilla. Even more vanilla. And they have ENJ Peach. Yep. And they have the peach one I've seen a lot of. That's a that's a popular one.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:45

I think that's it. V S O P VS. See, you know how many Canadian clubs they have?

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:51

One Canadian club.

SPEAKER_04: 1:23:53

Just they got it right the first time.

SPEAKER_01: 1:23:55

Like I say to everyone that complains about the United States. Go ahead and move there. Yeah. Go to Canada. See ya. Alright. I'd go to Canada. No problem. Yeah, good go. See ya. We'll help you pay. Canada. What the hell do you want to go to Canada for?

SPEAKER_02: 1:24:13

Oh, great fishing, great hunting.

SPEAKER_01: 1:24:15

Yeah, but you can't you can't hunt. Why not? You can't have a gun in Canada.

SPEAKER_03: 1:24:19

What do you mean you can't have a gun in Canada? No. I'm pretty sure there's a somebody out there that's got a gun in Canada.

SPEAKER_04: 1:24:27

Actually, when I was in Toronto, those guys did not like that. Uh what the hell's his name? Trudeau by the time. Trudeau, yeah. He's gone. And they said you don't even talk bad about Trudeau, or they will put you under. No, he's gonna be. They're like, he will take care of you. They're like, yeah, no, we don't. He's banging Candy Perry now. They said we don't even talk bad because we're scared our phones will pick it up and go back to Trudeau.

SPEAKER_01: 1:24:50

But he's like, what's this? But you want to move there. But you weren't with them. They are straight hunting and fishing. No, I don't want to be able to do that. Nobody says that, but it's gotta be in a city. I won't spend a dollar in Canada ever again in my life. Oh bullshit. Bullshit, no bullshit. Bullshit. I can go to Alaska, United States of America, honey. And we'll be fishing in Canada in the next year or two. I'm not going there. It's Minnesota side. Really? Yeah. And I've been like Minnesota. You don't want to bring it. You can't hunt over there. It's pretty tough to get in there. It's awesome fishing. Sweet T did. Oh, sweet T just did it. He'd been beer hunting. Yeah, but he had a lot of fun. He had a lot of problems getting the guns over. Yeah, he had a little bit of issues. Yeah. It's a big deal. So my uncle. You're a resident. You can't have a gun. That that is that Thunder Bay ain't bad.

SPEAKER_04: 1:25:36

What?

SPEAKER_05: 1:25:37

My uncle used to go over there hunting or used to go over there and do fishing, and he would bring his guide. I mean, wait, not my uncle, somebody, other uncle. He used to bring him a gun every year because they can't get him up there. Like they can't fight him. It used to be okay.

SPEAKER_01: 1:25:55

It's a mandatory buyback now. Like you have to get in politics. Yeah. We're starting to get in politics.

SPEAKER_03: 1:26:01

Well, it's not a politics, it's a gun thing. It's not just a weird question. That's I I kind of know, but it's just a question of the game. I kind of think I think they're doing like you can't legally own a gun and get a gun.

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:11

I think they're doing a mandatory buy. I don't know all the rules. I don't know the rules. What are the I thought they were doing like a mandatory buyback where you had to turn them in? You gotta turn your gun in? Yeah. I don't go to football. I think they were proposing that, but I don't think it's there's no way that would last. You cannot do that.

SPEAKER_02: 1:26:29

Think if the United States did that.

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:30

Nobody would turn the shit in there. Oh no, no, no. No, but there was like memes going all around too. Like people like driving like a little like a short video. What's a meme? Like a short video of like a guy. Some cartoon.

SPEAKER_05: 1:26:42

When somebody says meme, I think cartoon, like the Jefferson's or the French stones or shit.

SPEAKER_01: 1:26:47

I don't even think it's a real word. The guy, the the meme I saw was like a guy driving a boat, and he's he's got a he's got a satchel full of guns in the like a like a double bag. There is a satchel, not only a double bag full of guns. You see anything satchel. Oh no, they're falling over. Oh no! Like kind of jokingly, like I'm losing. I'm gonna get them a new word right now. Like, so they're all gone. I don't know where they went, kind of thing. Right. My new one. So it's kind of like it's kind of like one of those deals. Really? I'm gonna spell my new word. I'm gonna spell my new word. I don't pay. I couldn't even imagine if the US did that. Like all Canadian politics. I really don't know. I'm gonna spell my new word. I'm gonna spell my new word new word, and you guys say it out loud. G-L-A-S-P. G-L-A-S-P? Yep. Glasp?

unknown: 1:27:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 1:27:33

That's that's that's the word. It's a real word. What is it? What does it mean? I don't know. When you play how do I use it in a sentence? Okay. I was playing catch with my son. He threw the ball really hard. And I glasp. Glasp. Oh, you glasp? The plural then. What is the that'd be S. Plural of the S. I thought you said glass, but no. Oh just glass. It's uh American, Minnesotan. Minnesotan glass. All right. It's an adjective. Listen, let's see if it spreads throughout the new word of the day is glass. Glass. That'd be a new thing on our thing. Because G-O-S-P-Glass. Three words. Three words. The new word of the day is satral glass. G L. Wait, satchel is a word. It's not really. Well, it was the other word. Whatever you said earlier. What I say. You said something. Well, Canada. I don't know what it was. I didn't like it. What's wrong with you? I don't like some words. They just don't make sense. I'm I'm really curious to see how this AI picks up this whole intro on this. Glasp. AI glasp. G-L-A-S-P. Glasp. Everyone knows that. Okay. You're playing catch with your son. I glasp that way, baby. And your son's got to be less than 15 years old. You're playing catch with them. Hey, son, throw it in here. All right. Oh God, I he glasped it. We're an hour and a half into this. No, no, no, no. I want to hear what people say about this. Go to brain of the BS.com. Don't forget to get your get your merch. Q's going to be on during trying to design some new. Don't forget to use your glasses. Q's going to try and be on there and design.

SPEAKER_00: 1:29:05

And then the back is going to say it. The letter Q.

SPEAKER_01: 1:29:08

I like that. Yeah, I did. I like it. I know. Alright, we'll put we'll put red on it. We'll put that shit on it. We'll do that. All right, guys.

SPEAKER_02: 1:29:15

We'll glass that, baby.

SPEAKER_01: 1:29:16

Oh yeah. I'm going to put glasp on the old. Yeah, I like it. All right, let's go. All right, we'll see you next time, guys.