Brandys and BS
Are you looking for a podcast that covers a wide range of topics and is just as fun as it is informative? Look no further than Brandys and B.S.! Hosts Eddie and Jay are here to B.S. their way through any topic, from sports to music and everything in between. With over 55 episodes, there’s something for everyone.
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Brandys and BS
New Year, New Studio, Same Chaos
Find your Brandys and BS merch @ www.brandysandbs.com
We ring in January from the North Studio with a fast, messy, and hilarious tour through winter traditions, sports loyalty, lake rules, TV nostalgia, and a bear that showed up at exactly the wrong time. The theme is simple: laughter, memory, and the stories that make a community feel like home.
• new studio energy and new year rituals
• river skiing legends and cold-weather bravado
• Bedard vs Faber and why defense still matters
• Walter Payton’s grace and Vikings frustration
• ice fishing laws, border quirks, and thermos tricks
• a real bear encounter and respect for nature
• Seinfeld laugh tracks, classic TV, and streaming picks
• Land Man, Tulsa King, and Sheridan’s universe
• lacrosse face-offs, coaching truths, and fair play
• a chaotic plan for a listener game teased for next time
Email us @ eddyandjay@brandysandbs.com
Hey guys, New Year's Eve. New Year's Day. We're past New Year's Eve. Happy January 1st. Do I sound right here? Or do I sound like a do I sound like I'm a long ways away? You kind of sound like you're a little bit. There, now you sound good. No, I didn't sound good before. On-air production meeting. Well, I thought I'd check it all. Yeah, happy January 1st, everyone. Take off, eh? Hoser? Hoser. I worked somewhere on here. If you guys are hearing this for the this is their first episode of 2026, and we're in our brand new studio. The North Studio. The North Studio. Should we leave this here? We're gonna leave this setup like this in the studio? I think we should. All the time. It depends if we want to go in a different area in the studio. We gotta listen back and see what they cover the table like. Yeah. That we can move the yeah, they got another table in here. Yeah. But happy New Year's Eve. Yeah, New Year's Day. New Year's Day. Oh, I know I was gonna say to you guys. Do you guys remember back in the old days? So get this. We used to go on New York's Day down to uh St. Paul. They used to do water skiing on the river. Every New York. Yeah. It was called the Bald Eagle uh Water Ski Club. And actually that was on ball, that wasn't on Instagram. It was on the river, was it? Negs biological father was the start of that. Oh shit. Yeah, we just learned that. Oh, you're yeah, you were just talking about that. Yeah, we learned that the other day. Uh from Christmas Eve. She was telling us. And then her mom was telling us too. Who Negs was telling you or Mrs. Negs? Negs' mom. Mrs. Negs. Mrs. Negs. Does she know Neg Sr. Huh? Nag Sr. Yeah. Yeah, Neg Sr. The older Neg? Yeah. Well, we used to go the Nagers. Literally, we would go down there, and these guys, it they'd cut the river was open. It'd be like cold like today. And they go water skiing down the goddamn river. You know that big storm just came through like superior? Like it was uh black. Well they were there were surfing. They were surfing out there. Yeah, and they had drones and stuff, and they had full body suits. But these guys back then they didn't have suits back then. Did they do they had the belt? He drank. Did they wear the belt? No, I never had the life belt. The big the grand jagure pad belt. I think like Jaith Bond didn't. I remember the grand finale was they had like the girls where they did the pyramid. So you like like five across, and then they go up and then up. Like they had three minutes. You know what I mean? It was a pyramid. I know, I got you. But it was like five, four, and then one. But they did it on New Year's Day when it was like plateau. It was like 30 degrees or 30 below zero. These guys, and then they come on. I remember they come ashore and they would jump off their skis and run up in the barefoot through the snow and they go right to the fire and someone would get them a beer or a cocktail or something. That'd be cocktails. Probably a Canadian club. Probably. That's their liquor blanket. Yeah. Liquor blanket. Hey, I like that. Liquor blanket. I do like that. I never heard that one before. You've never heard that before? No. And so when you get cold, you put in a liquor blanket. Or you get your liquor blanket. Warms you up. It does warm you up. That's kind of like when the kids always say liquor blanket. Like, what do they always say? Road sodas? Road sodas? That's awesome. Never heard that before, to either. Who said that? Uh uh. Is that Daryl? Daryl. Daryl and his friends. I couldn't remember. I couldn't remember my kids' name. I couldn't remember my son's name.
SPEAKER_05:I always refer, I refer to the pastor side as the drinker side. So you can drink over there. Yeah. I don't know.
SPEAKER_07:Anyways, hey, we should welcome everybody. He's on the air right now. We got you and I, as always. Yeah. We got Sweet T, who's a regular. Kewsky. Hello. And we got Kewski. Kiuski. He's always on the show. In fact, he's we've had him call in a few times. Yeah. First ever. And we got a new. You were the first ever call in. We got a new uh participant. I picture you sitting on your couch there on that one, though. I know he was. Yeah. We got we got a new uh call in. It was comfortable. It was actually sounded pretty good, but it did. We listened to that episode from the deer stand. Yeah, it was good. And then we got a we got a brand new uh uh person in the studio by the name of Tommy Boy. Tommy Boy. He's from Chicago. How's it all? By way of Iowa. How's that? Oh, yeah. He's all the way from Shy Town. The Bears. Da Bears. And he's in Iowa. And he's an avid listener, kinda. He's got our merch on everyone. Yep. So he's gonna bring it down to Iowa to get more interesting.
SPEAKER_05:Is it Iowa State or is it Iowa?
SPEAKER_07:Iowa State. Is that the Cyclones or is that the Hawkeyes? I cannot remember. Cyclones. Oh, you like the cyclones? You know, it was a big cyclone. You know what was a cyclone guy? Bobby. My my old cousin's uh ex- Oh the old Bob the the Dunkin' guy. He had a flag in his yard. Or was he a Hawkeye guy? No, I think it was Cyclones. I don't know. I never had his yellow guy. I don't know. It's kind of like Nebraska people. They get serious about their shit. Well, they don't have any real teams. I know. Well, Iowa's not even a real state. Let's just be honest. They got a fence around the whole state. A lot of corn. They do have a lot of corn. It's a really boring drive. So where does Iowa stay at? Isn't that in uh Ames? Ames. Do you guys go to the steak and shake?
SPEAKER_05:No? No. I got I love that freaking burger. The garlic one. It's so good.
SPEAKER_04:A steak and shake? Steak. It's like it's like McDonald's. Is there one in Ames? I don't know. There's one down in Iowa somewhere. You know it's in Design. I don't think there's one in Ames.
SPEAKER_07:You know it's in Des Moines.
SPEAKER_04:Maybe Des Moines, but that's.
SPEAKER_07:There's one Big Earls. You ever been to Big Earls?
SPEAKER_04:Is that still around? Big Earls? The gold mine? What is it? Strip Club. Wow. No, we get there.
SPEAKER_07:And they have the lumber yard.
SPEAKER_04:Lumberyard. Lumberyard. We got dangerous curves.
SPEAKER_07:I've heard. Dangerous curves. That's a good name for this. And names? Oh yeah, names.
SPEAKER_04:Q looks like he's a dangerous kind of curves kind of guy. You'd be, you'd be, you'd make a lot of money there. Do we go to that one?
SPEAKER_07:Remember when we went to that one? We had that tub of beer and the girls jumped in and we carried a man. That was big girls. Big girls. Yeah, that was big girls' gold. I was like, what the shit's happening here? We bring our own beer in and we watch TV and we have. Yeah, it was kind of nice. Didn't have steaks. I think we just got like chicken wings or some shit. Wasn't like just appetite spaghetti. I don't care what we got. It was good, good, good atmosphere. It was a good idea. And by the way, that was a long time ago. When I used to go down there duck hunting, we went downtown. I might have told this on the air already once, but you can do with your one-finger thing. I know I've told one of you guys before, but we would go downtown Des Moines and it was called the Drink Buffet. So you paid$20, you get a wristband, and you could go to all the bars and drink as much as you want. I think I've heard of you. It was awesome. It was so awesome. Honestly,$20 like that doesn't make sense. You can't make any money doing that. Well, they quit doing it. Well, right. It's gonna be that one bar we went to hunting that time with the bar there was pinny pictures. Yeah. So we're sure. We went on a hunting trip to tip a dollar, but his brothers and everything from Nebraska, and we met all us our their crew and our crew. We show up at this like a uh hotel and they had a restaurant there. It was like Christmas, like this time. And they're like, this science says all you can drink for like$20. And what do you think?
SPEAKER_04:You make your money back in about 10 minutes. We're like, are you guys serious? I think a bit more.
SPEAKER_07:We drank them.
SPEAKER_03:We didn't even unpack our shit. Well, we didn't. We were still having it. It was like six o'clock.
SPEAKER_07:He went to 26 until like midnight. Yeah, you guys can walk around with a fishbowl. We drank so much booze. The next day the owner's like, yeah, I didn't make all so well.
SPEAKER_05:I'm like, we went to his other restaurant in town.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:They brought the 12-year-old kid, the 12-year-old kid chef out to beat us. It was a young kid. I remember six. Yeah. I don't remember. I remember a lot of things about that weekend, but I don't remember that one.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. The nightmark. How do you always remember the little boys? Oh, wait, it's a cook. It's 2026. I was gonna work on that. Sorry. I apologize.
SPEAKER_04:Your New Year's resolution's not off to a good start.
SPEAKER_07:No at all. No. So yeah, so welcome, Tommy Boy. Thank you. Pleasure to be here. We had it. I'm not, I'm gonna just get into it. He had it, we'll just get into a little sports, we'll get that away because he's a big Bedard guy, and I'm a Faber guy. So he was trying to all your listeners out there. We know Bedard's a good player, but Faber, he can't do anything wrong. Let's just be honest.
SPEAKER_02:Faber doesn't, he never makes any mistakes.
SPEAKER_07:He doesn't even make and he doesn't get hurt. Hey, for the for the Q listeners out there, we're talking Hawks. He's been hurt. Faber? Yeah. Not Dark. I don't think Faber's ever been hurt. He's a gamer.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know. Connor Badard, rookie of the year.
SPEAKER_07:He's from Maple Grove. Well, blue. Faber would have been rookie of the year if it wasn't for Bedard because Bedard got all the headlines, but Faber was a better player.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, yeah, yeah. No.
SPEAKER_07:Because he's a defense man. You know what they say? Defense wins championship. You should know. The Bears.
SPEAKER_04:How many championships do the Wild have? Defense is super.
SPEAKER_07:How many do the Bears have? 1984?
SPEAKER_04:Super Bowl shuffle. 85.
SPEAKER_07:You remember? You remember the fridge? Oh, Perry. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, he was great. Jim McMahon. They had freaking Walter Payton was my favorite player. He was I like Walter Payton better than the guy from uh Detroit Lions, not Billy Sims, the other guy. I like Walter Pear better because he would just call right through you. Sweetness. He'd plow through. Yeah, he plowed through and he was just remember we had we had his brother on the Vikings, Eddie Payton. Remember him? Nope.
SPEAKER_04:No one knows him.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. Lugal it. Lugal it. Eddie Payton. He was on the Vikings. He was like a wide receiver. He was a little guy. And he was terrible. Everything about the Vikings is terrible. I don't even know why we can't talk about the Vikings. I hate the Vikings. They're gonna sell the team and move them to Carolinas. I don't care. They're the worst team. I don't even want to talk about football anymore. Let's talk about Walter Payton. The Vikings have not been good to watch.
SPEAKER_04:Let's talk about football. Let's talk about Walter Payton. Walter Payton was a good thing. We can keep that going.
SPEAKER_07:Walter Payton, how good was he? He was good. And he died at a young age. What did he die from? Cancer. Did he really?
SPEAKER_04:Fun fact uh he actually like he was a really good guy. He was the Walter Payton Award, whatever is named after him. Um I heard a story they're saying that um he was in the hospital um with cancer or whatever, and it was like he was in like he was in critical condition, and then um but the nurses they all came in, they're like, Oh, like we're gonna operate on you first because um you know you're Walter Payton, like you're famous or whatever. But then he was like, No, no, no, like go, you can operate on someone else first. Really? Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:He had cancer?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, and that he said he died that week, I'm pretty sure. So Garel Sayers died of cancer too.
SPEAKER_07:Gil Sayers was better than like was Walter Payton before Walter Payton. Yeah. Oh, he was Gil Sayers. He was Gail Sayers. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that Peyton had cancer. Brian song.
SPEAKER_01:Huh?
SPEAKER_07:The movie Brian's song. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what else is good on the pay on the on your team? The Bears. You know what was the best? My favorite, one of my favorite players besides Mike Alstet. Matsui? Mike All set from Tampa Bay was my favorite, but do you know Urlacher? Oh, yeah. Brian Urlacher. I just Google to Walter Peyton. Urlacher is good. Oh, liver disease. Which transformed into a bile duct cancer. Do you get that from drinking too much um alcohol? I don't think so. Good. We're good then. Yeah, we're seeing that you know what?
SPEAKER_05:Better watch that.
SPEAKER_07:The doctors take alcohol and they put it on shit to clean it, make it make it good. Right. Right. We're just doing them, we're we're doing the middle man, yeah. Cleaning the bile ducts out. If you think about it, it just makes sense. Donut. Yeah. Right? Donuts are good. Yeah. Anyways, so I like Chicago. I like, but I don't like Chicago, but I do, but uh, I'm never gonna. I'd rather see Chicago do something. I'm gonna tell you right now that I would much rather have Faber than Bedard. Although crazy. What are you doing over there? Did you see who we got in the wild, you guys? Dogs. Yes. Did you see who we got?
SPEAKER_04:Did you say you gave up? You gave up. If you don't win, if you don't win a Stanley Cup in the next two or three years, you guys are screwed for life.
SPEAKER_07:We're not screwed for life. Because first of all, the goddamn defense, man, I watched him, I re-watched games and rewatched him specifically. He's terrible, he's overhyped. Watch him game film? He yes, I did. And he flubs the puck. He's a fast skater, he's a good skater. And was it? Well, he's young. And I'm like, yeah, he's young, but when February came up, he never flubbed the puck around. This guy flubbed the puck around all the time. And he turned the puck over in our and all the time. And he got scored on. We don't mean that. He was way better. Good move. I'll give him credit. I don't care. And the other guy was a crybaby anyways. He was on the floor. I like the other guy, the uh the Ford. What was his name? What was the guy? The guy that what the Ford? The little guy. The little skinny little guy. The one we gave up? Well, we gave up that number one defense guy, which I can't remember his name right now, but he was Booyam. Booyam, that's the one I'm talking about. Boyum is I think he's a little overrate. We gave up uh Rossi. Rossi. Rossi. Rossi, I give him credit, but Boyam, I don't think his I think they overhyped him. He can't play. He was good in juniors and young and college, but when he got him in the big boys, he's just he's just not a gamer.
SPEAKER_05:And we well, and there's a first round pick, too.
SPEAKER_07:We gave up. Yeah, who cares? That's what I'm saying. They're all bus. They're not all bus. Oh, really? How'd the Vikings first round pick do a quarterback this year? I can't remember. Well, that's that's no fault. That's only played in one game. Oh, what happened to the quarterback we had last year that won 14 games? I forgot. What did we do with him?
SPEAKER_04:Traded him to a team that is leading the NFC. Oh, wow. And what's his what's his quarterback rating? Oh.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, he's doing really good. Wow. But you know what? You gotta do a gamble. But you gotta take a gamble. That wasn't a gamble. That was a sure thing. He proved himself. It's like Boeing didn't do anything. If he would have done good in the playoffs, then it would have been different, I think. But if you but if you're the core, if you're a so-called, so-called quarterback whisperer from our coach and coach of year, wouldn't you take that and build it and make him even better? But he should be whispering some more to McCarthy. Yeah, he's whispering, all right. He's whispering to his owner, like we should get rid of this in a bitch. They're wow, they're talking shit about the GM too. If they want to get you know what I was on the McCarthy bandwagon until two games ago, remember when he scored, it was against was it Detroit? Oh, the ISO dance. Yeah, he did the gritty on the way in the Anzel to tie the game. I'm like, don't do the gritty. You the reason why we're not in the goddamn playoffs. If you were in the playoffs, yeah. You just made Remember Barry Sanders? What did he do? He hand the goddamn ball to the referee. Don't go and do gritty when you lost us all the goddamn games because you're at the bottom of the game. Wait, wait, wait. He didn't lose us all the games. He only played like three games. Yeah. And the coach specifically told him don't do it. Well, they got our hopes up. He got our hopes up. How he didn't play? Because he was the best thing. Because we didn't need what the hell is the guy's name in fucking Seattle? Oh, pardon me. Sam. Darn. We didn't need Darnold. Didn't need Darnold. He only won 14 games because he lost in the playoffs. And first of all, he didn't lose, though. He gets. First of all, why don't they have the plan format the way it is? Why did we gotta play Detroit in the playoffs the first run, anyway, or LA? We should have been playing somebody shittier. What? I don't even want to talk to the Ligans. Get it off. The fucking suck ass. They're never gonna twins. Good. Oh no, you're talking about twins. Way to make it even worse. We played money. Our taxpayer money goes to the goddamn stadium. We're about to build a freaking stadium. Then we're gonna invest all that money into the teams. And then and then what happens on my taxes? 97.8%. No, sorry, 96.8% increase. I don't get the goddamn taxes. That's property taxes. His property taxes went up. I'm going to tax more. I'm going to shit. Could that be possible? It ain't possible. Because of God. We're gonna get in politics. We can wanna do this. We can't talk about it. We can't talk that. We can't talk this.
SPEAKER_04:Just pain to watch your team play. Terrible.
SPEAKER_07:First of all, the soup was good. I had soup down. I had soup on the list. We had lots of soups. I knew I liked Chicago. You know, back when the Black Hawks used to play North Stars? That was awesome. They used to fight all the time. That was a good time. Dennis Savard. North Stars were fun to watch. And the North stars. I remember that. Savard has some good movies. I watched one game at the old bet. And they had what was a goalie? The guy from UND. He played on the uh Chicago. He went and played goal goalie for the UND. It's uh uh what year? Um but they had that good run back in the 80s and 90s. It was uh being in the early 90s. It was uh what's his name? I know you're gonna be out of that range. I can't wait. He went and played, he played at UND Grand Forks for college. Should I get a Lugalit again? God damn it. What's his name? Or should I bing it? Make sure I get trying to get the right answer. He was good. Oh what the hell's wrong with that guy? We know that bing sucks. Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_00:It's horrible.
SPEAKER_07:Uh-oh. How is it horrible? Oh, keep him from going. Oh, we got company. Every day we're hustling.
SPEAKER_02:Hey, oh, yeah, dogs coming in.
SPEAKER_07:People coming in the studio. G lows here. Casey? Argentine in the studio. Yeah. John Casey. No, not John Casey. He played for the Norster. I said for the Chicago Blackhawks. Oh. It's uh in the 80s? The number one goalie of Chicago of all time. Come on. Come on. He was a great dude. We were jealous. He was a good goalie. What the hell has he got in his mouth?
unknown:I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:How's he gonna talk? Eddie.
SPEAKER_07:I take it out when I didn't want to talk. It's uh Belfort. Belfort, Ed. Yeah, Ed Belfort. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, he went he played at UND. His friends were like, I know. You got it faster than the Google did. So that's why that's why I should have binged it.
SPEAKER_05:You should have j'ed. Yeah, J it, yeah. Uh-uh. Jagle.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Jiggle. Kind of like Lugal. Lugal, yeah. Jigel? J Gle. I like I like Ed Belfor. He was good. Eddie. Motley J. Oh, speaking of Motley J.
SPEAKER_05:That was a great show. That's a great thing. That's a stupid movie, but goddamn it was funny. What one? Motley Motley. Hot tub timers.
SPEAKER_07:That's a great movie.
SPEAKER_05:Motley Lu.
SPEAKER_07:You know what's so funny about it? They're always hoping that guy, they're always hoping from the guy from uh Back to the Future. Hey, they're always on that Back to the Future guy, Marty. They always want him to get his arm cut off, cut off. They're like hoping to get his arm cuts out. Oh Jesus up there. Or is it Marty? No. Yeah, it was Marty. Master McFly. Master McFly. And then he gets his guy's name again. I don't know. The guy gets his on share up. No, and back to the future. Back to the future. And then it finally does, and then the guy, the one guy's like, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Well, you don't expect it. It was still probably then. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Well the chainsaw flies. Some random thing. The best thing about it is like, you're banging my mom. He disappears. And that light bulb goes off. Yeah, you gotta pay my sister. Go. We'll shut the door. Yeah, finish. Yeah. If you haven't seen Hot Top Time Machine, you wouldn't be getting these references. So I highly encourage you guys to watch it.
SPEAKER_03:Q is pretty good too.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, it is. Yeah. But no John Q. No John. Yeah, no Q's act. I don't like it. Yeah. I like Chevy. Chevy Chase was the first one, right? Yeah. Uh yeah. He's on Netflix. Yeah. Did you know that he uh this had a special on him on Netflix, I think. For what? Oh Kaddishack? No. I don't know. Everyone's doing all these specials on Netflix, though. But yeah, a lot of a lot of tails wagging in the old studio. If you're wondering the background noise. Exotopia.
SPEAKER_01:20 pro sledge.
SPEAKER_07:There is a lot of dogs in here right now.
SPEAKER_05:Anyways, so I think old Uncle A be turning his grave right now if he saw this. Who? Uncle A. Oh.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, Uncle A had dogs in this. Or if. Or if. Oh, he'd be alright. Your aunt saw this. She's going, what if you just happened to stop by it? What if No. She swung up. It don't matter. He's probably they're probably looking down at us going, God damn, make me a week week one. He probably does want a week one. Suckers. Anyways. Well, I guess that's it. We'll see you tomorrow. Well, let's uh I got so much to say. I'm trying to let you know. How are you guys still got brandy left? Well, I was yapping. Are you sipping it or are you just like drinking any brandy? Little I need a I need a glass. Oh yeah. I didn't bring any glasses. I didn't bring glasses. I brought Randy over. Tommy boy's getting a little nervous. I think he's nervous. Okay, so right now we've gotten through all the shitty the Minnesota sports teams are. Oh, we didn't cover the links yet, but I really snowmobiling and um ice fishing escapades. I haven't really done a lot of that. Okay, well then I still want to talk about it. Like what? Well, you know. Let's get into it. Well, I'm getting kind of are you empty? Close. Q's kind of quiet. We gotta get him a brandy. Oh no. Hold that thought. What? The bottles. The bottom of the bottles. Did you know that? No. What? Look at the bottle in the the bottom of the bottles. It tells it's like a it's like a uh like you know, like uh this one don't, but the b whiskey bottles, the bottom of it, it tells a lot about the the liquor. Like there's stamps on there, like dates and stuff. Like when it was made? Like all like in the glass bottle, the glass is actually stamped. Like I got I found that bottle of wi uh Canadian club for Q. And it said like 73 and the numbers. We looked it all up. It means shit. I suppose, yeah, they have to, right? I guess. You never looked at the bottom that and then grilled grilled bottle. And then there was like uh a legal uh on the old bottle that I gave them that I found from uh and it had like a thing that sticks over the bottom.
SPEAKER_05:So did we find did we find out they give you a bottle that's like twenty like twenty-five years old?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, no, I did. I got a bottle of um and you drank no the blackberry brandy in the bag. Oh shit. I got blackberry brandy for Christmas from my aunt.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:This is 20. This is 20. No, listen, yeah. I got a blackberry brandy bottle for Christmas from my aunt. Yeah. And it's from like the 70s or whatever. Yeah. And so uh uh Jess looked it up on the thing. Red? Red, yeah, it doesn't matter. Red looked it up and it it's like sought after because it has a yellow label. It's the original recipe. It's the original recipe. So like uh Phillips bought this company in St. Louis.
SPEAKER_05:Is it unopened or is it unopened?
SPEAKER_07:Oh no yeah, yeah, and so she went out and looked and looked. I said let's just open it. Like it's that's why we say like people always say, like, oh, your collection is worth a lot of money. Is it? It's only worth money if you sell it. Like I have old cards, like baseball cards.
SPEAKER_00:Special bottles for that now.
SPEAKER_07:I have these old baseball. I have like Dwight Gooden and I got Ditto Strawberry and I got Kirby Pocket. They're worth like$300. Yeah, you could have something.
SPEAKER_04:You could sell those.
SPEAKER_07:I have Roger Clemens, like his rookie card and stuff. But are they really worth any money? They can be. But they're only worth it if you sell it. Well, yeah. So then I why do I have them? I'm never gonna sell them. Well, why not? You should, yeah. Maybe it's maybe sell them. Maybe you're not enjoying them. Maybe somebody else will actually enjoy them. So how do you enjoy baseball cards? Enjoy like to just play. It's just like Bumblebee. You can collect something, yeah. Well, he just looks at them and stares at them all day. People do? Yeah, Bumblegives. What do you mean enjoyable? How do you enjoy baseball? They just slay shit like that. They keep their they keep the looks like a knickknack. No, it's just uh it's not do you enjoy the um that that thing on the wall right there? I don't know. That thing is. Do you enjoy that? I don't know what that is. The only thing that I enjoy is a wall.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, you do, don't you? That that sums up right there. Did you hear what he said?
SPEAKER_07:The only thing he likes on a wall is a mirror. Well, let's just be honest. I like what I'm looking at. I like what I'm looking at in that thing. That one I could have like a conversation with. Doesn't it ever argue, always agrees? Actually, I can picture this right now. I can picture him at home. Oh, yeah, talking about reflexing. Niggs is God. He's like, God, you got big arms. No, you do. No, you got big arms. No, you do. Q's got little fingers. I know. Little finger. Little finger. Yeah, we got to never see this thing is in person. But this beat show up a little bit. It's like geez. They're like the same size as mine. Well, you yeah. You got the girls. He got the girls in the thick.
SPEAKER_06:Holy shit.
SPEAKER_07:They're so thick.
SPEAKER_06:They're like flat. They're like tight.
SPEAKER_07:Well, that one. What else would they be? That one I stuck in a job baby. I mean, I'm squeezing an OE on it. I was like, gather the one. He couldn't have feel they're so big. A nail? Oh. Goddamn biggest fingers I ever seen in my life.
SPEAKER_04:Finger injections. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Botox.
SPEAKER_04:You must leave. Botox.
SPEAKER_03:You going down to E Dina? What for what? Getting bone. Botox on your fingers. I'm like.
SPEAKER_07:I've been pumping them up for a while. That one is kind of on your thumb. Sweetie. Do how tight that one is. It's crusty.
SPEAKER_04:Or do you do like finger curls when you go to the gym? You just you grab like the one pound weights and just squeeze it there. Tommy boy, you got some little hands though. You got like me?
SPEAKER_07:You got G hands. Tommy boy? Me? No. I'm still growing. That's growing bowie. That's man style there. That's man style. He's got a chance to grow out of his group fingers. I grew up bearded.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, I get game real weird. Yeah. I wish I could. Google Jeff Davy. How you said the bitches have beards now.
SPEAKER_07:Jeff Davy. First of all, my hands are about the same size as yours. I don't know. I don't know what his name is. Pretty close. Yeah, almost. Hey, Lugo, Jeff Davy. See those daddy hands? Well, that guy's crazy. His hands are.
SPEAKER_05:Well, yeah, Shaf.
SPEAKER_07:Didn't you know his dad or something? No. The Jeff is he from Sota? Minnesota? Yeah, he's from Minnesota. Didn't you one of you guys know his relative?
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_05:Like you slept with his brothers or something? I don't know.
SPEAKER_07:I think he's from this area. Yeah, Great Eagle. Do you think I'll be somewhere around the middle? Oh, the mayor. Aren't you the mayor of that town? No, not Great Eagle. Eagle Band. What did we go back to Eagle Bend? We do gotta go back there and do another TV. Was it Eagle Bend? We did a podcast. No, it wasn't Eagle Band. No, it wasn't really set up the money or like, hey, we're just setting up our shit in there. And then all the old timers came up. They all are like, what are you guys?
SPEAKER_02:TV show are you guys from?
SPEAKER_07:We're like, we're from the podcast.
SPEAKER_02:They're like, oh, what's a podcast?
SPEAKER_07:And then they want to take over to like, oh, we got stuff to say. We had like a line. It was hard. People have already got. And then Daryl was up at the bar talking to some Vietnam vet about war stories. The other old guy has shown me porn pictures of him and the bar town. Oh, yeah. And I'm just going, oh my God, what's happening here? He goes, look at this. This guy's like 90. Milton. Oh, he shows me pictures of him and the and he's like, look at this. Yeah. That's her. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my God. Why are you showing this? I go, how old was she? Wait, let me probably see you in the 50s. And I'm like, all right, show me another one. He was showing all of them. I think he's met with like all the different part headers there over the years. He reminded me of uh uh that guy we met up in uh Lake of the Woods that time. Uh Dana Bufflin. That guy was good shit. Bufflin, remember the guy that Bufflin's on Grandpa, the guy the hockey players on Grandpa. He had the Bufflin truck game. He came in snowmill. We were up there. You guys were up there with us. We're up at the Rebles, Reebs? We're up there and they played 20. We were playing uh uh 654 at the bar. Remember, it was on the island. Oh, yeah. But Daryl had to take a crab, we had a he had to take newspaper. That's what we done. Because we remember like once we got a US, we got to Canada, the the roads run plowed. Dude, it was it was funny. US and us on clean rose, Canada, snow this deep. I'm like, that was weird. And Daryl had to take it shit so bad that he had to take a page out of the um atlas to wipe his ass. Remember? No, we had nap kids in there, didn't we? Or did we have to be a nap kids? I don't know. He was like he was like ways deep in the snowbank. It was like a 2911111. Twice. Like he was shirt. Yeah. Twice. He's like, you gotta stop, Dad. You gotta stop now. I'm like, oh jeez, it's serious. He got on his thing and then he gets back in the truck. We drive about five more minutes on the road. He's like, oh, go, go, I don't get it.
SPEAKER_00:That was on the way back.
SPEAKER_07:No, that was all the way there. There. That's where we did the that's where we fished up in Canada. Because we had to check in at the phone booth. Because you drive in, so you drive in from Minnesota to Canada. Is this Daryl? Yeah. Daryl. It was on the way home, too, wasn't it? Another time. Maybe. Oh no, that was that was when we stopped in like Alexandria somewhere. When you couldn't make it to the gas station, he's like, I gotta go up. And we made it barely. He didn't drink it in the parking lot. He's got the problem. We all been there. Just gotta hold it in. He's like, I can't. Oh yeah. And a jumper. That one was like a river coming out. That was like little. I wasn't in there, but it was blowing snow. It was like blizzard-ish out. Mm-hmm. It was like blowing hard. Yeah, it was funny. You drive you hit Canada, the roads go to shit. Yeah. And then we go to go all the way back in. You turn right to the island in Minnesota. So you get to the exact one. You have to like do those are like just like it's like opening up to like brand new, like there's no like border guy there, so you have to go in like this phone booth and like supposed to register your passports. Are you back in Minnesota? We didn't, though. We just went to the resort. Yeah, then they did it. But you're supposed to go to like this phone booth and like put it in like you're going back into Minnesota. We're like, what the hell is all this bullshit? Yeah. The resort just does it off for me. We even check in on the way back. We're like, screw that, we're just leaving. Because you go Minnesota, Canada, Minnesota. Then went Minnesota, Canada, Minnesota. Right. Because of the peak. Yeah. What the angle? They call it the angle.
SPEAKER_05:Eight rod was up there and he had to do that. You're staying on one of the islands.
SPEAKER_07:Once again, I caught more fish. The island was in Minnesota. And what's bullshit about that? You came in drinking a fish. Oh, yeah. Not that island. What's uh we got stuff in our stupidity?
SPEAKER_05:We stayed at Flake Island. What's the one we stayed at? Flag Island?
SPEAKER_07:Flag Island. Yeah. It was fun, but I don't, I'm never going ice fishing there ever again. Ever. In the Canada side or something? No. Never. Never. No. You can't even have a goddamn beer. I asked a guy. That was dumb. I go, what if I go cross-contraction on the lake? Yeah. He goes, I don't even care if you're walking your damn dog on the lake. You can't have a beer on the lake. I go, but a shore I can? He goes, yeah. But you can at least. I don't think about how that is. You can smoke all the weed you want. Oh, yeah. That was before legal. Yeah, you can smoke weed there. Yeah. But you can't have a beer. While you're fishing. And they checked us both days.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, he did.
SPEAKER_07:He taped. Both days he gave me out there. We we had alcohol though. No, we didn't. I thought we had it in like a thermos or something. When we go on the boat, we do. Yeah, he has like a secret compartment.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:We put it like water bottles. So they're taking. You take like a water bottle, they pull that up with uh brandy. So we have a couple water bottles. So we look, because when we're on their on the fishing with the boat, you can see for miles. So we just make a cocktail of this. They calmly just gone. Can't beer up there, you have to have cocktails. Yeah. And then somebody they're basically forced people to sink cans. Yeah. Well, we just don't bring beer. We just bring clearly. Some people shoot seagulls. Some people shoot seagulls with their flare guns. It's weird. I didn't get one. I didn't get a seagull. They were idiots. Those things should die. I wanted you to hit them all. Remember that? When we shot the seagulls. Yeah. That was kind of fun. I remember when we shot the idea. I was kidding. Just kidding, DNR. We saw somebody up there doing it. It wasn't in the US. Just kidding, Canadian monties. Munties. We we saw I gotta do that.
SPEAKER_05:Those horses that can't get very fast across the water.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, the horse kicked kids. I think we were overserved that day. I don't think that was as funny as you run from the bear on the speaker from the bear. I forgot about that one. That wasn't funny. Did you crack your pants, too? Yeah. That's what you were there for. Well, that's what he was there for. We land them off on an island. You and your kid both have problems with holding your poop. I mean, you guys gotta just like I'm not like you. I can go up, but I said I was worried about bears. They're like, there ain't no bears. I go, we're in Canada. There ain't no bears of this goal. You also thought there's you also thought Bigfoot was out there. There was Bigfoot. Bigfoot's real. I've seen it twice. Is it Bigfoot or is it? And then here's the deal. So they dropped me off in the goddamn island. I go up there doing my business on a log. I'm like, oh this ain't too bad. And I heard some rustling. I got a little nervous and I walked. And they took off on the boats. And I'm like, what are you guys doing? Just leaving you there. The bear was like 75 yards. I don't think that you saw the bear. I think we saw the bear. No, we videoed it. Because you didn't believe us when we showed you. You didn't know the bear was there. No, no.
SPEAKER_04:Then here comes the bear walking right at him. That's the one number one priority is get it on video. You don't want to. No.
SPEAKER_07:Who got it? Does anybody still have it? That's not funny, you guys. That bear could have ate me. He could have mauled me to death. He could. So there's a bear shit in the woods. There's wings.
SPEAKER_03:Right next to Wayne?
SPEAKER_07:I don't like. I don't like bear. I don't like the bears were up there. You don't like that bears were up there? I don't like here. I was a two nine. Well, didn't we do aqua deuces that weekend? I don't. No, didn't we do it in that weekend? I could not do that. I thought we did aqua deceses. I would be so afraid it's gonna come up like ride your back. There's no way I could do that. Yeah, they float right back at you. Maybe you should logo. Does it sink or swim? I know, but there's a reason why some sink and some support. You're trying to do it on your diet, right? I mean, I assume. So then, depending on what you eat, depends if it sinks or swims. Probably. You should lugle that. That's a height. People could have that conversation while they're listening. I don't think that's a case. Can you imagine people right now listening to this show on their in the drive on the way to the cabin? They and that dude's like, I gotta listen to this shit. And then he looks at his wife and he's like, Does your sink or swim? Did your shit sick? That's awesome. And she's like, Well, it depends if I was at Chipotle or not. Oh so good. Yeah. So good. I love Chipotle. It's pretty good. I like it. It was the best one that's gonna be. Until I'm done eating chewy. Until I'm done eating. Well, after I'm done eating, I don't like it. All right, here it is. I like it all eaten. It's new, it's just like denser or whatever.
SPEAKER_05:So like gassier foods or it traps gas in it, so it floats. So if you eat like a lot of beans and fiber, fiber shit.
SPEAKER_07:So is it better? Is it better to be sinking or better to be swimmers? Which one's better? That I don't know. Come on. Come on, Eddie. This is like John Deere versus L. Chalmers.
SPEAKER_05:It's a balanced diet. I'm gonna hear I'll I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll put it like this. When to see a doctor, if floating is persistent, so I'm guessing that you don't want to float. Oh, thank God.
SPEAKER_04:So once it becomes a problem, I'm good. When is he a doctor?
SPEAKER_07:Floating is persistent coming by a greasy, oily, foul smelling stool. Is he smelling food? Is that a stool don't smell good? Why is it mine smells good? It's like roses. Mr.
SPEAKER_05:Rogers Well, I can see I don't want I can't see you with through these like this. I just oh okay.
SPEAKER_01:By the way, by the way. Yeah. D T by the way.
SPEAKER_04:He's got nothing. First time.
SPEAKER_05:Or should we go this way?
SPEAKER_07:You can't hear that, can you? Crickets. You can't hear the music. J Lo's gotta get where is J Lo coming up? J-Lo! Look at we got an extra set right here. J-Lo wants a ton. You see, the problem is J-Lo, he gets on, it's gonna go. We're gonna go through the roof then. Like we're gonna be nation worldwide. Well, we're already worldwide, but we're gonna be big world because he's got a lot of people. We are worldwide. I know we are worldwide. I gotta put the button bar again. Bones and he can't hear the button bar.
SPEAKER_03:I can't hear it.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, you can't hear? You got a stogie?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:That's a shot collar. Shot caller. Anyways, I'm ready for. You don't want it to float, basically. Okay, I'm good. But I still would want to jump in the water, do an aqua deuce and have it float up. Just out of the chances. Well, when you do an aqua deuce, you have to do it in the water. Because I heard aqua, and then it's just a deuce. Well, I thought he does it off the boat, and then that's a considered an aqua deuce. Like you're not in the water. He they did it off the end of the boat when they were they were doing aqua deuces that way.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, you're not in the water.
SPEAKER_07:But isn't every deuce aqua deuce because you're going in the toilet? That's well, in a lake. I think it's got to be the body of water, not toilet. Can that be a lake deuce? Well, it could be a lake deuce. We should. Hey, are these listeners? I think you're overanalyzing this. Yeah, call in. We should have call in. Yeah, call in. Hey, but there's no glad caller. I'll pretend I'm somebody else.
SPEAKER_06:Glad caller down there, and I'm like, I'm from Iowa down here. And he started me an Aqua Deuce.
SPEAKER_05:Are you saying you're from Iowa? Where are you from?
SPEAKER_06:Iowa.
SPEAKER_04:From Iowa? Yeah, Iowa. That's how they sound. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06:And then I was in, I took my pants off and I was in the lake. And I went boopy into the lake. And that's an Aqueduce.
SPEAKER_07:Thanks, Carr, for your information. Right? Oh, there's no other result there. They want to race. Oh, they're coming over. They're coming over. Is that J Lo, number three? Oh, he wants to race. We should go race him. Is this name? Let's get those out that's good. Damn. So we're up at the at the studio at north at the cabin. And we were doing a little snowmobile in. I I missed out on that. Oh, weird. Did you kid it? No. Oh, weird. Oh weird. Where'd you guys go? We went all the way over to the farm. And then a mile down the mile. Then we went down the road. And Magzill's feet got cold. And I heard you got us stuck right here. Straight into it.
SPEAKER_02:What the shit was she doing?
SPEAKER_07:She emitted about a hundred yards to get stuck.
SPEAKER_05:Four minutes in. Not here. That's that means it's here. 40 seconds. Jeez. So you guys didn't go really very far then, isn't it? Yeah. No. No.
SPEAKER_07:No, but now we could because we got all that snow last night. It's actually fluffy. I thought it was supposed to snow a lot this year. Didn't someone say like that? It's still January. I know. Or still, it's only January 1st. Yeah, still. Oh, by the way, are you going down to Florida in February? For what? Oh, that's right. You're not. Why would you go to Florida?
SPEAKER_05:That's the first I heard about it. I just is I was just down south.
SPEAKER_07:For God's sake. How was that? How many times do you want to go down south in a year? How was it down there? How was the drive? You didn't share with our listeners how the drive was down there. Was it nice? The drive? It was no, not really. It was foggy. You couldn't really see a lot. Was it better to drive than fly?
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_07:Uh better to drive than fly, coach. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So, like when you drive, it's like first class. Yeah, I'm in my spot. I'm in my comfortable. I can stop, I can control my temperature. And that's right. Did you have a stogie on your way down? Did we smoke it on the way down in the car? I chewed on one. I didn't smoke that. You had a chew? No, I chewed on one. Oh, you chewed on one.
SPEAKER_05:But no, I did not smoke in the car. I think we did it. We stopped at the hot springs on the way back, though. And that's a tourist trap. Shit hole. I'm thinking again.
SPEAKER_07:But chewing on a cigar is that like Red Man? Like, no. No, but I'm literally thinking about starting shoes. Tobacco leaf? I'm thinking about starting chewing again. Yeah. I didn't prove that he can quit. I like it a lot. I miss it. It's like it's like an old girlfriend. A couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago, I was like craving one. I've I want a chew bad. No, no, they're cheap. That's why I have the fake ones. Yeah. Yeah, but if I can't. I'm afraid I did that. I'm just gonna go grab the real one. Yeah, yeah. That's what's gonna happen to me. I can't. I'm I'm like three, four, three years in, two years, three years? Two years. And I see all these girls putting the zin in. That Zen is much of freaking pussies. Part of my language. You can see it everywhere. I know. If you're gonna chew, chew the real shit. If you're not understanding, get off the ice.
SPEAKER_04:It's just the straight nicotine. Yeah, there's no there's no there's no tobacco. Yeah, it's like just nicotine.
SPEAKER_07:Tobacco's good for you.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Nicotine's nicotine is bad.
SPEAKER_05:No, nicotine's actually good for you. A small amount. Very small amount. Oh, is that right? It's just a real addictive.
SPEAKER_07:It's like the you can get nicotine from eggplants and tomatoes and shit like that. Well, heroin's okay if you just do it once. No. A little bit. You're not gonna hurt you. In moderation. In moderation.
SPEAKER_05:No, that's different. This is natural. Crack. Heroin is not happening.
SPEAKER_07:Is he a britannica? Zero and natural? Yeah. Poppies.
SPEAKER_03:Poppy plant.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, yeah. Ooh. Ooh, poppies. They say if a god made it, you can eat it.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know if that's true. Everything is basically everything from earth. Right? Women tobacco? I mean, it's not from the earth. Well, it's just a mixture of things. Sweet tea. But yeah, all of the earth. Yeah. Where else is it from? God taught man how to make it. Sweet. Sweetie.
SPEAKER_07:Sweet tea. Like women? White women? No, women. God manic. JK, all your listeners. All right. Let's take five or second.
SPEAKER_05:We're getting a little off track. What do you mean on track? Let's get into this uh ice fishing snowball thing here. Let's go take a break.
SPEAKER_07:I need a new cock. I'm about to go oofta.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, geez. Just take your microphone.
SPEAKER_07:And to video it. And I would want. We should video it. Video it and why. You know they have like what do you do? What do you call them? What's that cameras that they put on when they drive snowballs on their helmet up top? What's that called? The GoPros. GoPros? Yeah. Let's have a GoPro on the deuce, the deuce camera. Hang it off. Yeah. We can do a website. Everybody submit your Deuce cams.
SPEAKER_01:Deuce camps.
SPEAKER_07:And then we have like the Coloneguard. Colo Guard would be like a sponsor. I think that works. Yeah, because it'd be funny. Everybody watches everybody's deuce. You got some that log, some that are like Supreme. We got all kinds of crap. Well, if you see him the Aqua Deuce and the guy runs off the gana. He runs off and does a cannibal.
SPEAKER_01:Damn it, that's funny.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, you know what would be funny. You know what would be on there off the day. There's one guy to be on there all the time. We know who he is. So wait, you have to make it adjustable, though. Or how do you how do you film it? We can have like a what do you call it? The GoPro. GoPro. Where does that? Where do you get on the Google? Because that gets weird. We don't want it with the women because it's gonna be out here. It's gotta be on your pants or you can't hang over your balls. Or you just hit a button, like, hey, GoPro toilet. Yeah, I'm filming this button. If you hang it for your balls, you have a button. You have a button in the well, you know what's gonna be a good one? You hit the buttons. Like, this is a GoPro equipped toilet. Yes or no? Like, oh yeah. I mean, this and you hit the button and it comes on, it films, and it's like like Marsh from uh remember Marsh from uh uh salt park? So it's be funny.
SPEAKER_04:We get on the website, we get so everyone can post it so we can like oh check this.
SPEAKER_07:We'll get color guard and like uh sponsor it on these medical companies, and like maybe like if you want to be regular, maybe they'll like Volgers or whatever will be our sponsor. We can make lots of money off that. I suppose coffee is a dynamic, right? Yeah, I think we're on something or onto something. I think we might be on to something. Take a shark tank. Let's see what we just say. We don't need those. We don't need them. We just do a little of them. I don't know. This is a grown four. By the way, if anyone's listening, when you listen, you want to advance it. We have a patent patent, yeah. We already have patent pending. I just went on the GoPro toilets, yeah. YouTube voice activating from GoTo. Go to Pro.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, like if anyone's planning on stealing this idea, do we can get like a rating system?
SPEAKER_07:Like we could have like a rating system, like okay, trademark, Ricky Bobby Inc.
SPEAKER_05:I don't I think our uh our our app for the lot lizard was probably the best one so far. That was good.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, yeah. What happened to that? Is that still in production? That's still in production. That is a great one. Sorry. What the shit are you doing over there? My microphone's tipping over. Let's take five anyways, because I don't need I need a drink. Well, you fix your microphone. I mean go film your poop. I'm not gonna go, I'm gonna go go GoPro it. And then we have to see if it's a swimmer. Uh see if there's an app sinker. Oh, it's a sinker. I already had one. It sank to the bottom. It's always good. When you're done, do you always look in there? Yeah. No. Oh, yeah. You take papers on it.
SPEAKER_04:You gotta see what you create. Yeah. Your own creation. Yeah. It's like an article. I don't like to look at it. You don't look? I don't like to look at it. No. Sweet T? Yep. I am. Yeah, like do you see all like the funky shapes and how big it is and see? The shape. That's why.
SPEAKER_07:So I can't do it.
SPEAKER_03:J-Lo, do you looker? Are you a looker? I mean, I don't think intentionally.
SPEAKER_07:I mean, you see it there, I guess, or you flush the toilet or whatever. I think everybody looks at it. Like inspect it. I think Q is lying. I think Hugh is lying, and I think you're lying. I don't inspect it. No. I think you do. No. I didn't say inspect it, like, oh, look at this. What's cool and all now? I don't think I actually see you probably grabbing it, looking at it and like, holy shit, change it out. Get the measuring tape out. No, I'll be up. I had one like a year and a half, two years ago, maybe, and I wanted to take a picture of it. I know you told me about that. It was freaking out. It went around. It's one piece. It didn't break. It went around like one and a half times, I think. One and a half times. Yeah. I'm like, oh my God. That is awesome.
SPEAKER_04:Submit that to the Get Us Book of World Records.
SPEAKER_07:If I would have had the GoPro, it would have been like how many views would I have?
SPEAKER_05:Go to Pro.
SPEAKER_07:Go number two. GoPro. Go to Pro. Yeah. Let's get it going. Well, we already got it going, people listening. Yeah. I'm going to go try to take our genius out of the body pokes tapered.
SPEAKER_04:So do you get a butthole doesn't slam shut? Slow close. Yeah. It's like the cabnip.
SPEAKER_07:What was the other one that you said?
SPEAKER_04:That's how they invented the cabinet.
SPEAKER_07:What was the other one? You said that's soft surf. Then you don't need a hard one. It was a call. Pobo stick? Oh, pole vault. You start raising up off the seat. Yeah. No way. Oh. I never had a break when it happened. You guys remember that? J-Lo was there, but I don't even know Q was there. Remember, we went hunting out not Nebraska that time. We're just like a small tom bar. And it's like they had hitching posts or horses and stuff. It was like, oh no, nowhere. Remember having lunch? Johnstown. Johnstown, yeah, yeah. Sweet T comes all the bath, he's like, we gotta go. I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, we gotta go. So he did the thing, the trick where he tastes the hose out, and this big guy went in there. And they flush it and it sprays him. And we had to leave. No little kid went in there. And then dad was a big no one was there. He's telling them trying to finish just getting sprayed. And the dad was not happy. He was a big dude. It wasn't me that did it, it was uh I remember that. My brother's buddy was funny. He's like, Yeah, I just did the toilet. I remember that.
SPEAKER_05:Didn't somebody do that at the hotel too, then somebody else? I don't know.
SPEAKER_07:No, that's when I that's when I stepped barefoot into poop. And Jackass over here act like he's sleeping, but the blankets, yes, listen, everyone listening. So when the blankets are going up and down like really fast, that means either masturbating or laughing. But he wasn't masturbating. I sure both because his shoulders were going up and down. I'm like, you guys can't smell that squish in my toenails, and then I put my foot in the toilet and rinsed it. Did it sink in the toilet or floater? It smelled so bad. That's I was supposed to sleep like you two jackasses. But you guys were snoring too long, and I decided to go on their ass room, and that's what happened. I don't know. I've roomed a cue. I've roomed a cue like a I don't know how many times. I had never once heard a snore. We can hear you guys in the nice hotel. I've never once heard a snore. Oh, geez. You guys are all full of shit. They're so bad. We wouldn't even see it. These two, even then. It was like registering a Richter scale. And that's when I squished it, and this and I'm just going, I don't know why this is funny. Why you guys get up? You can't smell it. It was in my toenails. Yeah, that's why I didn't want to walk around. I could smell it. Somewhere. And it wasn't even my dog. That was the worst part bolted. I couldn't have done it.
SPEAKER_05:The worst part was you stuck your foot in the toilet.
SPEAKER_07:But I splashed it around. I put my foot in it.
SPEAKER_04:Why is that your first thought? You want to go get more?
SPEAKER_07:No, the toilet was clean. It's clean water. It's not clean water. Some of those just shit at it. And then when you flash it, it like it's kind of like it sprays it when it's like clips. It was in my toenails. I didn't clip my toenails, and the poop was in there. And it was like 4 a.m. after all night drinking. Take it out. I should have put my foot in the bed with you. You didn't drink. I'm pausing it. All right. No more poop talk. All right.
SPEAKER_00:Justice is so funny.
SPEAKER_07:All right. And I gotta do a quick shout out to Buzz Sprout. You guys want to start your own podcast? You guys want to get all this content about poop on the line like we do?
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SPEAKER_07:It'll be shows you how to get money from your your your ads, your podcasts. It tells you how to do everything. Go check out Buzz Sprout and mention Brainies and VS and Eddie and J. Alright. What are we talking about? Did you go? No, I didn't. I went pee. Outside. Yeah, outside. I went on the tree. Well, in a snowbank. I made a yellow snow. You know my hockey coach? I did. Go read it. My old hockey coach, when we're in like uh playing hockey and we were hung over or whatever, and we go game, and we were so good that we we could still win. And he goes, after the first three, we'd go in the locker room, he'd go, Christ off Friday. You guys' eyes look like two piss holes in a snowbank. And we're like, well, we were drinking last night. Jesus Christ, you'd say he was a non-parent older coach. It was awesome. Good Michael. That in high school or junior high? Yeah. He was at Mike. Might elementary school. Well, I mean, it's tough guy town, right? I mean, you never know out there. Yeah, you gotta drink. Yeah. Christ on Friday. I thought it was Christ Almighty. These gates are Stuff Guy Town. They might have been tough. They just had their own little language over there. What's the saying? Is it Christ Almighty or Christ All Friday?
SPEAKER_00:Christ All Friday?
SPEAKER_07:Christ All Friday. Your eyes look like two pistols in a snowbank. What does that mean? I don't know. He wasn't happy. What does that mean? I don't know. He wasn't happy.
SPEAKER_03:It wasn't a good film, man, apparently. He was a whole eyes really wide.
SPEAKER_07:He actually got he moved to like Detroit Lakes or somewhere up there, and they actually had like a when he retired, because he's like my dad's age, or maybe or so, and he retired from coaching. They they they had like a big thing on YouTube about him. He was good peeps. He made it to YouTube. About how he watched the kid shower. Yeah. How he bad touch us? No. There was no bad touching going on. Just good touching? He enjoyed it. And we just talked about this last night. He used to go to games. I'd try to do some of my he'd go, you gotta go do and chat. I'd said this last night. You gotta go and hit somebody. Because I played D. Who said that? Q. Yeah. So you go to a game. We had more fans in the high school because we were a good team or whatever. We had a lot of good players. And we'd like to party. And then he'd go, Christ, you better go hit somebody. So I go and I hit somebody. I look up in the crowd. He wasn't even walking watching. He was watching the girls. I look up and I'm like, dude, I just freaking drilled somebody. Finally. Was he watching the hockey managers? No, I wasn't a large, large kid in the high school. No. No, I wasn't. But I hit I had a couple nice hands, and then I thought he was gonna be like, you find a smaller kid to beat him up, or what? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Equipment manager. Pretty much. He was picking out pucks. He was like, Macing on the ladies. I was like, wait a second. The kid came on the shovel. He was smart. He was smart. We had to go work and then he was up there macking on the ladies. I shouldn't have been up in the stands. Duh drinking beers. They probably had flask in your pocket. That wasn't a flask. Probably, yeah, that was high school, huh? Yeah, duh. Yeah. Yeah, you probably did. God, we used to trade so much beer back then. Oh my god, that was fun. Got it in good times. We had a kid get a DWI on a tournament. Really? Yeah. Yeah, you gotta probably go, we had to go pale mall on Gio. Didn't you take a bus? No, we drove that one. It wasn't with school, it was like a community league. It was so funny. We had to go down there. I'm like, well, who's driving? I can drive. I'm right to the game. I was on the way in there. I was like, how do you get a DWI on there? Did you make it to you make it to the game? Like 6 a.m. on the way in there. Yeah, we won. And what? We didn't lose many games.
SPEAKER_05:That year?
SPEAKER_07:Is that the year of the banner? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, we didn't lose many losers. We took second place. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:First place loser. I can show you guys the banner if you ever want to go down there. Have you ever been down? Have you been down there?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:When's the last year you're doing?
SPEAKER_05:When's the last time you were there to see your banner?
SPEAKER_07:I think when my daughter played the other thing, your kids played there. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And I brought my dad in. Every time we go there, I like, hey, I don't show you something. And I point up at the banner. And he just shakes his head. Second place. He goes, nobody remembers second place, son. Oh, yeah, he did say he says that. He always said that. Did I tell you the story when we were in the championship game? Jack remembers it. Jack remember it vividly. It was bullshit, but we should have won that game. We had that game one. Well, apparently he didn't. Joke. It was 6'5 with 30 seconds. And the guy, all he had to do was open up, skate across the red line, and shoot it. He shot it missed the nut before the red line. It was icing. They went out to face off, tie it up, and we lost an overtime. I'm never gonna get over that, am I? Two-point goal. Two-point lead. Was that why your two-point lead and is like the worst lead in hockey? Yeah. Because it's based off of that season? Basically. Worst lead in hockey. That is a bit lead, though. You either have one or three. You don't want two. Because of that season. Yeah. No, because it always just makes you nervous. Because they get one, you get momentum.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, momentum, and then they tie it up.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. I'm just saying. Did you play hockey, Tommy Boy?
SPEAKER_04:No. No. I played I played lacrosse. So it was like hockey on grass. Right. But hockey's not a big thing in uh Illinois. We are we had a team, but it was like combined with four other schools. So it's like it's like a co-op with like all the schools around us. It's crazy how like bigger is up in Minnesota. Like with the what's it like when the high schoolers do the tournaments and then they always like show their like fancy. Oh yeah, they have the fluff. Yeah, they always do that like hair check. That's at the state tournament. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, we have nothing like that.
SPEAKER_07:No, I know. And it's like my cousins from Michigan, and no, he's in Ohio, but they do the same thing. It's like you got either a good club or it's a conglomerate of many cities because they don't have the numbers, but like we do. Right. Like they don't have they have varsity high school teens, but there's not enough competition.
SPEAKER_05:They're with like six schools out the big team. Right. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_07:Like they used to go to Chicago. Like I think used to take us here to Chicago every weekend. It's like we gotta play a tournament in Chicago. It's like they're playing like Little Caesars or whatever shit. I don't know. Really? It's weird. It's like club. Yeah, yeah. There's like checkbook hockey almost. It's like I do like little Caesars though. Do you pretty good crappy pizza? Isn't that what you used to call um like that? I don't think it's as good anymore.
SPEAKER_05:I think everything goes my taste modes are changing, I think. I don't like there's things I remember that were good back then, but I don't like it anymore.
SPEAKER_07:We know because you're 90. What? You're a 90-year-old. No. I still had brandy. Well, that's a 90 year old thing. I mean, I'm 90 too. I'm not dying, but I know my roots. No, it's not. It's good.
SPEAKER_05:No, no, let us use it. I used to like it, but I'll I don't it's not as good anymore, I don't think. I used to like Twinkies. I used to I try one of those. You ever try one of those ones? Yeah, they're not very good. Horrible.
SPEAKER_07:I'm not loving or is not a good thing. This is the last thing I'm gonna say about sports, but I used to love lacrosse when my son played lacrosse the first year. He only played for like two years. He made that top team that year when he was like 15 years. And uh um it was so fun. We came back, we were at a tournament, and we played Y Zetta, and these guys gotta get full beards. Yeah, and and and uh Daryl was like first year, so he was the younger kid. Yeah, and he got drilled. He went up on the air and did like a flip in the air. And he like laid on the ground, like, get up! He's like, I go, This is the greatest game. Uh huh. Is everybody quit? No, he played one more year, but it's stupid. The game is dumb. Once you get into like varsity or higher, it's stupid. It's the dumbest game because it's all about the face-off. The cross? Yeah. The only thing is, is you win the face-off, you get that's the most important job. But they don't like hit like they used to when they were 15s, they just kill each other. Like you would love that. You would love that. You can just whack them with a sort of thing. Oh, you hit them, you check them, nothing. And the girls across across. Maybe a five these. Yeah. My daughter played bars, yeah. You can't. It's you can't even. Oh, you're too close. You can't play detail. You can't do anything.
SPEAKER_04:You can't be like that. You can't hit or like you touch them with your stick or anything like that.
SPEAKER_07:It's the dumbest thing ever.
SPEAKER_02:It's like what are we doing?
SPEAKER_04:Is that only for girls? So, like the guys you can hit and stick check and all that. But girls you can't. You literally just the only thing you can do is just like stand in front of them. Do they have like penalty like in hockey? Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:You gotta go sit down and penalty box, yeah. But they don't have the gear, like they don't, they just wear goggles, right? Yeah, the girl, well, guys, they have helmets and all that. I just remember I was coaching with Crossett and I had Daryl. We have a goalie and we're playing the A-teams of the the guys with the beards. Yeah, and I'm like, you gotta play goalie, dude. No one wants to play goalie. We don't have a goalie. He's like, Oh, okay. And he came back at the end of the like the first half or first quarter, he came back and he had tears coming out of his eyes. And I'm like, what's the problem? He's like, he won't say anything. And I look hit bruise, bruise, bruise, bruise. It was like our size guy, right? The guys in Y Z are. I don't want they doing the water down there. But the guys in Y Z and Idina, they're like our size and adult. They have full beards, they're like huge, they're just a different breed. And these are they're playing man against children. And he's like, I didn't play a goalie every year. I'm not, I go, why are you crying? I said, I go, why are you crying? I'm not trying to. But it hurts. Like, okay, oh geez. I'm like, oh well.
SPEAKER_04:The goalies don't get a lot of padding lacrosse. And those guys, why don't you age that you're getting? I don't know.
SPEAKER_07:Well, like well, in box across, they were all shit. Yeah, and box. That's like indoor, right? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome.
SPEAKER_04:But that's that's in because it's in a smaller it's all fighting. It's a smaller field, so there's not like a lot of room really. So it's like everyone gets like hit and like decked, like but then like everyone's on the ground. I was coaching box lacrosse.
SPEAKER_07:Talking over each other too much. Oh, sorry. I was coaching Bach La Crosse in the ring in the ice arena, and I was going to pick up balls, and somebody threw like a shot and it missed the net. It hit me in the back of the calf. Yeah. And I started crying. Did you cry? Yeah. I said never again. It hurts so bad. It was like a 10 out of 10. It hurts so bad. It was worse than a hockey puck. I said, Jesus.
SPEAKER_05:Well, hockey bug, you got pads out going.
SPEAKER_04:Not the mat you're. Yeah, like you with the cross, it's like you get a cup and then below, like it's just shins. It's just there's nothing.
SPEAKER_07:It's a skin. It's just shorts. You don't wear anything. It's awesome. Yeah, I don't know. It's awesome until you get they get command. It's all about then it gets stupid because it's all about winning the face-off. It's stupid.
SPEAKER_04:I think they need to do something different. No, I just I disagree. I mean it's important, yeah, but you play a guy.
SPEAKER_07:And then once he wins it, he goes off the ice or off the field. And then he's that's exactly what I did.
SPEAKER_04:If I seen it, I was if I was a face-off guy because I would always I was good at like boxing out. Like I'd never win the clamp. I would like stick lift and then box him out and then win the face-off. Um, but then so if if I won it, I would pass it to the like attacks and then I would get off the field. If I lost, then I would go back and play defense.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, that's good. That you gotta play both because the the the attack guys are lazy.
SPEAKER_04:They're lazy. Yeah, all they do is just stand up there and just wait for the ball.
SPEAKER_07:You can't go out, like you can only go to the half field.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, they're not allowed to go on defense. You can't go back.
SPEAKER_07:Everyone's playing. I want to be attack, on attack, on tag, because you score the goal and you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you want to be a long pole, the best possession is long pole midi.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, that's fine.
SPEAKER_07:Because you have a longer stick.
SPEAKER_04:Because you can go anywhere on the field. You have a huge stick.
SPEAKER_07:And you can go and you go from the offensive side to the defensive side. You can go the whole thing.
SPEAKER_04:You go anywhere, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:It's awesome. And I'm like, why don't you be a long stick mini? Oh, I don't want to run.
SPEAKER_04:It is a lot of running. They would be like constantly going to be a good one. That'd be like soccer, right?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, but run around the field and hit people with a stick. Yeah, that's it. And the long stick. So you you don't even need to be as close with the short stick in this cool. He's sticking right here in the net. So the object is for the other team to just give the ball up, you beat the hell out of them so bad, or what?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Uh oh. Yeah, I just want to lose too. I used to coach that shit, and that was bullshit. I get so mad about that game. It was so much fun. Easily the best sport I've ever played. Yeah, I did. Because I'm an outstanding. He goes, hey, he calls me up, he's like, You're an outstanding citizen in the community. Who's I go, oh, so you're looking for coaches? Because I coached hockey, he goes, Yeah, we thought of you. I go, don't give me that crap. It has nothing to do with me being an outstanding citizen in the community. You don't have nobody else to call. So then I'd be quote. And the best was ever, we had a mom come over, mom come over and start chewing me out after a game.
SPEAKER_06:She goes, I peeled this morning and my son doesn't even get a game, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
SPEAKER_07:And I'm like, Did you talk to your son today? We do fair playtime. It's not like they were like 12s. I go, everyone plays. I go, Did you talk to your son? And he sucks. And she goes, No. I go, why don't you go ask my hand? Well, he didn't feel good. He got hurt and he didn't want to go back in. It wasn't my fault. It was her. She goes, Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry about that. I go, chewing you out for the kid wanted to eat. She didn't know the fact.
SPEAKER_05:The kid didn't want to play.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. And I said, by the way, we're always looking for people at practice with whistles. So if you want to come down, yeah. They don't want to go down on whistle. They want that. They just want their kid to score goals. Yeah. Anyways. Sports. Yay. That sounds like your cousin. I know. I miss him. I'm Facebook for Facebook's B. He's good peeps. I like him a lot. I like him and his friend. Yeah. Ross.
SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07:I like that little dog though. I'm not a little dog person. Did you get another dog? No, no, no. There was one little dog died. I thought they died. I thought they all went to the wall. Oh, I don't know. Did that dog? I don't know. You're on the Facebook. I'm not on a Facebook. No, no, no. Well, there's not. Let's be sad. They're in Florida. I thought you were a Facebook.
SPEAKER_04:No, I don't. Did the young kids go on Facebook? No, not at all. What do you guys do? We do like Instagram, Snapchat, actually. They have a fake fake Facebook account, so their parents think they're following them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:So you're on Instagram. And then they put the real stuff on Tablock.
SPEAKER_04:We're all like Instagram. If we'll use Facebook, we never post anything. It's all just Facebook Marketplaces. Right. We do that. That's the only reason why I have an account. Or to like find like concert tickets and stuff. I'll go and just it is I like Facebook Marketplace. There's some crazy things that you can sell anything on there. You can see some crazy shit on Facebook Marketplace.
SPEAKER_07:There you go. I'm working on that.
SPEAKER_04:My kids are on all that.
SPEAKER_05:They love that marketplace.
SPEAKER_07:2026.
SPEAKER_05:Except they're kids, so they don't, they don't, they're not, I don't think they're actually allowed to have accounts.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:They keep creating new accounts on Facebook so they can get their marketplace. Yeah, because they're too young to have it, technically, I think.
SPEAKER_07:But I don't like the all that social media garbage. I'm not a big fan of social media. I'm not a social media guy either. I mean Absolutely. I like Twitter. I kind of like anyone's Twitter's bottom, Twitter. I like Twitter. I like Twitter. We don't have Twitter. I deleted it.
SPEAKER_04:Right.
SPEAKER_07:Because I don't want to be on it.
SPEAKER_04:Well, yeah, now it's it's X now, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Actually, Joe deleted his too. Whatever it is. So when you send me those reels, I can't open them. Well, I deleted my account. We should re redo it. On what? Twitter? Yeah. Yeah. Because you sit there and you get sucked in and you start watching all this funny. I mean, we're watching Facebook. But you still have Facebook. I always send me reels. I get like confused about the um verses in the Bible, and we we talk about what one is which. So I get sucked in. That's why.
SPEAKER_03:What are you doing? Oh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_07:What do you get on Hitler? Oh, sorry. I was telling you about how we you and I go to church every Sunday and we always argue about which Bible verses better. Oh, yeah. But these guys would never know because they never go there because they don't I watch Righteous Gemstones. Well, that's the what? The Righteous Gemstones. What's that? It's uh Danny McBride, John Goodman. They're like uh I like John Goodman church, like the big fake church people, yeah. And they run it, so they're loaded and chew, you know, and they pretend like they're these great church people and then they are just horrible people. Oh, really? What is it a movie? It's no, it's a series on HBO Max.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, that's awesome. I never seen it.
SPEAKER_07:I never seen it either. But do you know that John Goodman is in Revenge of the Nerds? He's the football coach. Yeah, yeah, beat by a bunch of nerds. Yeah, hey, do you guys think that that chick in that movie is a smoke show or not? They're from the 80s? Yeah, she is. Yeah, she was the one that he she's with the guy from uh Al Bundy Show. That's my hair pie. Yeah. That's a good liner, yeah. She's not from Al Bundy Show. The guy, the captain of that, the cool. Oh, yeah, yeah. He is the next door neighbor. Well, after the first year, oh they played me. He didn't start until later, though. It was Dave. Marcy was the first one or second one. Was Marcy Steve? Yeah, he sucked. He was bad. Marcy was kind of hot back in the day, but she's a lesbian. She's doing that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's hot or hot. Oh, she was kind of hot. She she liked, yeah, she had like a feud with like with uh with Al. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:No.
SPEAKER_07:I didn't like it. She didn't like him. Why? I don't know. I like Al Bud. I watched it. It's on that Vice channel. It's on they did I actually.
SPEAKER_05:Like when she got married, like he didn't get invited, and neither did the kid, the boy. Everybody else, everybody else, Fox Tino? Yeah, I don't know what it thing is. But I mean all the other people got invited to the wedding, except for Al Bundy.
SPEAKER_07:That show is gonna get canceled out in Al Bundy's like the one that kept it going, like they're gonna fire people. Yeah, nope, you keep it. He put his own money in. You never see that Married with Children? When uh Fox came out, the channel Fox, it came out, right? So uh Married with Children was one of the first shows that and uh and Living Color and uh The Simpsons Tracy Allman, too, yeah. Oh Tracy Almanac. Tracy Almonds' Tracy Alman show because then the Simpsons was on the Tracy Almond show. And then that's why that was TL9. That was Fox. That was TL9. It wasn't Fox. That was Fox, wasn't it? No. No, there's only there were three shows on there. It was Tracy Almond, Simpsons, and then Elle Bundy, and then uh or Barry of Children, and it was one of the oh Living in Living Color. That's four, but yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Never said he was good at counting.
SPEAKER_07:God dang. You gotta go what? I mean, I watched it, I watched it now. They got reruns of the city. Jim Calder was good too. Oh, yeah. Fire Marshal Bill. Yeah. Oh yeah. Let me tell you something. Uh what's his name? Uh the guy, the white guy. Why do you keep hitting me with Jim Carrey? Oh, Jim Carrey was starting on there. Jim Carrey. He's starting on there. He did that. Jimmy Fox. He was a fire marshal. You knew who you knew. Hey, who was a flag? You guys do the flaggirl roles? J-Lo. J Lo throwing that show. She was a flag girl. She's a dancer. Dancer. Yeah. Before dancing was cool. She was a fly girl. Jim Carrey had to be a big thing. Doo-doo-doo.
SPEAKER_02:Jimmy Fox.
SPEAKER_07:Jimmy Fox. Jimmy Wayne. The Wayne's brother. Jimmy Fox is an ugly one. I know. What was that? They're so funny. They're funny. That was super show. The big huge red lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's back. So just in case you don't know, back in the day, TV was kind of a big deal. Like First and Night, you had to go home and watch TV because why? Friends, cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Not friends. Cheers, then Friends was on after Cheers. And then one day it was Cosby Show. That was on one night. Remember, we had to watch Cosby Show? And Family Ties. Remember Alex B. Keaton? That was good crap back then. Good. We had to go sit around the TV and watch some good shows. Had to watch commercials. Now they don't. Now it's not. Now he just now he just whenever we want to watch something, just you just go in there and go girl and girl. Oh wait. And he used VHS tape. That's what a cute Wanda. Wanda was his name. Wanda, yeah. Wanda. But TV was actually a big deal. Like you'd go and you'd make like you'd say I'll sit around HBO movie on Friday night. Well, we didn't have HBO. We weren't rich like you guys. No, we didn't have it. We did we had to rich time. We had to get movies from the neighbor. And he was rich. Because he had a satellite dish. So he recorded everything.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, he's so he had like a whole like life.
SPEAKER_07:And he had a satellite dish. We had a vice channel. Probably. I don't know. It's probably a cable too. You're probably rich. No, not until we started working there. Yeah, neither. You guys didn't have cable. We didn't have cable. Before that, my parents wouldn't pay for that. No. No, you don't pay for that. We had 4591. 29. That was later. 41.
unknown:You guys.
SPEAKER_07:42. Fox 42?
SPEAKER_05:Channel 9. Nine? Channel 9 was 4.
SPEAKER_07:But it wasn't Fox then. It was KMS T P or KMS.
SPEAKER_03:KMS TP.
SPEAKER_07:KMS TP. KMSP. KM. K S T P was 5. WCCO was 4. And Care 11 was 11. Weird.
SPEAKER_05:Well it's Care K, already.
SPEAKER_07:But it was something before that, I think.
SPEAKER_05:Before Care?
SPEAKER_07:I don't know, but TV was important back then. No, it's not. Not really. I like Netflix now. I do like it. It's all streaming services. Do you guys watch that? Do you guys watch Land Man? Yep. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:I need to start on that.
SPEAKER_07:I've heard so many things about it.
SPEAKER_04:I watched a little bit of it.
SPEAKER_07:Allie Lauder. I haven't seen the second season yet. I mean, who started it? What's the game where they had them sticks?
unknown:What?
SPEAKER_07:Lacrosse game. Any one of them sticks.
SPEAKER_03:Allie Lauder? You guys do Allie Lauder?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Allie Lauder?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah. She is. Wow. Does the the mom? Wow. Her daughter's a smoke show on that show. Right. What's her name? I've looked at the good man. She's like my daughter. She's your year. Oh my god. The mom's from the daughter. She's from the old varsity blue. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She's got Final Destination, best movie ever made. Yeah. She looks good. Yeah. Yeah, I like I like that show. I like and you know what I like show? You ever watched the Hunting Waves? Oh, yeah. I tried. Besides part of it. Fast forward to the good parts. Yeah, I I I've slow I slow played it through the good parts. I put it on like slow. Michelle Randolph. Who? That's the daughter. She's too young. No, she's not. She's 20. Look it up. She's like 28. That's still too young. She's like 28. Oh, she's 28? The daughteress?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:All right. Let me see. Can I see a picture? Let me see. See.
SPEAKER_05:I don't have a picture. I'm just like, I think I got the. I just got the.
SPEAKER_07:You didn't watch Land Man? She's 28. She's got a good storyline. Oh, we're starting watching season two now. First season. Yeah, and that other one. What's it called? Rocky? The Rocky guy. What's his name? Rocky. Yeah, Tulsa King.
SPEAKER_04:Tulsa King.
SPEAKER_01:That's sound good.
SPEAKER_04:That's a good one. That's a great show. I've seen that one.
SPEAKER_07:I haven't watched season two yet. There's two seasons. Yeah, that's good.
SPEAKER_04:I think there's three.
SPEAKER_07:There are all the seasons. There's three seasons. Third season. That guy that does all that is the same, it's all the same shows. That he did Taylor Sheridan or whatever. They're all mayor of East Town or mayor of the guy. Jeremy Reiner. Eddie. And there's that one. This is what I'm talking about. We come up with these goddamn goddamn shows. We we know more than Sheridan. Taylor Sheridan still billion dollars to like uh he comes up with these ideas, though. But I have a great I have lots of great ideas. He bought that four sixes range. Yeah. Let's do it.
SPEAKER_05:Taylor Sheridan type.
SPEAKER_07:Well, I already got I already got a lot of ideas. I mil billion dollar ideas. Let's just we got I like that um lioness one too. That was a good show. I like the lioness. I like, but I don't like it. She never smiles, she's always never happy. She's badass. She's never. But she's on the ATT commercial. You see that? Or Verizon or whatever? She's not even smiling there. She's always looks like she's no, she's not right. She never smiles. I don't like her anymore. She never smiles, ever.
SPEAKER_05:She's been in a lot of things.
SPEAKER_07:She's a good looking. Yeah, she's attractive. She's very good looking. She's easy on the ice. Zoe, right? Zoe. But what she never smiles.
SPEAKER_05:Zoe douche, so she doesn't smell. What?
SPEAKER_07:I didn't I didn't take what you're laying down. Douche and L. Is that a name? Is that a name? I think that's a good thing. I know it's Zoe, but I don't know that.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know that they.
SPEAKER_07:Maybe that's someone else. It's Zoe. We went to school to Zoe. Did you ever see that? Remember Zoe? Put those beats away. Remember Zoe? No, I don't. Hey Jay.
SPEAKER_05:There's your there's your Michelle. She went to school though. Jay. Randolph. Michelle. That's Michelle Randolph.
SPEAKER_07:No. Can you send that to me? Later on. She's 28. Yeah, she's 28. Okay, now I gotta talk about her about it. Send it. Do it like a do a screen grid. Or you said 20. That's the same as you can. No, I don't get that. I'm not looking at that. Look at that. Look at this.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know which one she is there.
SPEAKER_07:Is that her mom?
SPEAKER_05:No.
SPEAKER_07:Are you getting mad? No, I'm mad. Why do you keep poking at him? Because I'm tired. You're poking the bear. You're poking the bear. I think you're gonna poke the bear. You know what? Why don't you just you know what? Oh, pass it on. Let's play pass it on. He's never played pass it on. What's that? Tommy. All you gotta do is go like that to my shoulder. Just go like that. Oh, geez. He started it. He started. Turn around. All right. Anyways. Alright. So we're done. We're done. We land man the chick. We just returned that both of them are hot. Okay, so the daughter is 28. She's 28. Okay, that makes me feel better. Because I thought she was 16. My mom's like our age. Right. She's our age. And we we hung out with her a couple times, but that's cool. We did. We saw her at the at the at the fair. Remember? Which fair? Mine was a county fair. Yeah. In Vegas? No. No, it wasn't here. In Texas? We were there, we saw her, and we were like, we didn't give her. Remember, we like we were off.
SPEAKER_05:I don't remember that. I don't think everyone blow her off. No. I think I would have introduced myself.
SPEAKER_07:No, she we blew her off. We didn't have time for her. Remember? It was rude of us.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think I would have done that.
SPEAKER_07:Call her. Call her on the line.
SPEAKER_05:Live on the air, call her.
SPEAKER_07:Can we do that? Yeah, look her up. Just Google it. Google it. Does it think they put it up around the air? Yeah. Yeah. No, no, don't put it on the air. Just look it up and we'll call her live. Well, if I can look it up, then anybody else can look it up. Yeah, but nobody does because they're like, it doesn't. It was like it don't exist. Right? But it really does. But, anyways, yeah, so um we'll call her later. And then I like Sly Stone. I like that other show. That was good. All those shows are good. That's also Kingwood. Yeah, that's good shit. I never saw the second season that yeah. I even started the third season. The third season? Yeah. No, a second. There's three. There's three. Oh, there is a? Yeah. I'm on two right now. I think I because I was remember he was banging the um attorney lady, and then she got like devoted. Not attorney, but she was like DA. She was like the investigator. Yeah, she was investigating. And then she was getting shipped to like Alaska back to Alaska as she compromised something. And then I I love that last episode where they're like they had like they had them all come and they came and they it was a setup and they killed them all. Do we gotta say spoiler alert on this? So that was season two, though. It is a good show. They killed them all in the yard. Do we think season one they kill everyone? Season two, they killed everyone. I haven't seen seasonal season three. I think that doesn't they kill everyone? Oh, there's season three now? Yeah. We did put like spoiler alerts in the title on this. If you want to listen, if you'd listen to this episode, make sure you don't play that one song. Haven't seen uh I don't know. This is the only thing that comes to mind. I don't know if that's a spoiler alert. They killed everybody, they killed everybody. I don't know. I don't think I saw season three. I was choking on it. I was choking on it. Don't you need the uh there's like a tool for that now? It's like a suction copy of something.
SPEAKER_04:It's like a plunger for your own. But you know what?
SPEAKER_07:It's just ice, it'll melt. You'll be fine later. Oh, you guys ever see that thing on the uh on the inner or on the commercial that it's like uh uh so if you're choking that these guys know this apparatus? Yeah, yeah, just talk about that. It like goes like this or something.
SPEAKER_04:How is that again? Why are you making that motion? It's like a show you're watching.
SPEAKER_07:I missed that. But did you hear what happened?
SPEAKER_04:How does it work? Yeah, can you show us again? It goes like this.
SPEAKER_07:You guys can watch it on the you're really good at that.
SPEAKER_04:You're really good at that doing that.
SPEAKER_07:You got a lot of experience. Your other hand should be cupping more and more. Yeah, it's cupping. Yeah, but you know that you know that that's your backwards on. I was like, I was telling Magzilla about that thing. I was like, oh my god, we gotta get like 10 of those things. Why? Because you see what I like. I know, but if you have it and you can use it, it'd be great. You want to do the highlight. I know, I know. I did twice to buy kids, but um why would we get those things? Well, then I started. I started I started I started doing that um the research. Yeah, and uh listen, well listen, I am listening. I said I sent an example like if these things are so great, why don't they carry them in like ambulances and and and right and the and the police cars and all that? Well, you start doing some research and you look at it, it thing doesn't work. It's not even a good apparatus. No way, really. Well, you can logo it. Did you did you order 10 of them already? No, I didn't. I was gonna I would have had buyer's remorse. You did some research? Did you get one of those? I did not. I've seen the commercial for it. Just put your finger down your throat. That's what I do. Yeah, I worry about my weight. You should. Oh, too soon. It's too soon. It's not funny. It's not funny. I'm joking. I don't have an eating and not and not making I'm not making fun of people that have idiosauries. Jesus Christ, you guys. You know what? Why don't you go and take your cigar? You're lucky that the film crew ain't here tonight. Why? Because you need a thing in your mouth. I just I just yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. I took it out. All right, that's fine. All right. All right, what were we taking a break or what? No, I think we can probably wrap up for an hour and half into it. And this really was about this was really a show about nothing. Yeah. I think it was like this the perfect Seinfeld episode.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, it was really there was after we talked about Seinfeld. We talked about poop for a while. We talked about it for a while a little too long. Poop is like a big conversation, a big part of the topic.
SPEAKER_07:Have you guys ever watched Seinfeld lately? Yeah. The reruns? Yes, you did the Rosso. Do you like the laugh tracks? It's a strange.
SPEAKER_04:They all had them. Back then. All the movies or the shows then have them, yeah. It's a little excessive.
SPEAKER_07:It didn't bother me back in that day, but that's all I seem like I'm concentrated on is the laugh track now. If you if you what? The laugh tracks.
SPEAKER_04:If you actually take time to look at how many pause.
SPEAKER_07:Didn't they have a live audience? They did, but they had like a sign. They have the sign, like a plot, like laugh audience. Oh, right, right, right. Some of that stuff is not funny. But it's not like fake laugh. I mean, it's I mean it's fake laugh, but it's I think on that one, yeah, it was real. But the bottom one was a lap, it was like recorded.
SPEAKER_05:Uh yeah, it wasn't that funny.
SPEAKER_04:We gotta have a well, that was on the somebody in Philadelphia. Had one here.
SPEAKER_03:Do you remember they did the hey Addie? They videoed uh Mac and Charlie's mom. They had the laugh track.
SPEAKER_07:Yes. That that's one of the greatest shows of all time. I gotta get back into watching that. I haven't watched it. I know I'm way behind.
SPEAKER_03:I found them the Mac and Charlie's mom.
SPEAKER_07:They lived together and they put the cameras in. Oh, that was awesome. It was terrible. Yeah, yeah. Go there. And then they start laughing, yeah. You gotta hit the left check when he was in it. That's a great show. That's that's a great show. Yeah, that and letter Kenny. I haven't watched Letter Kenny for a long time. They're both great. God damn. It's always so I don't know what's so much better. Do you see the new season though? But you see that Letter Kenny, the the Shoresy's is where you make any of the out of K. You can see Shorty now. He's out in the open. Yeah. I it was always like it was like you behind the you never saw him. He's always in the toilet. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:He's got a whole new show out just called Shorty, right? Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen it though.
SPEAKER_07:All right. All right. I'm just gonna play a game on for the audience. We're gonna play a game. I had it all lined up, but you guys want to stop it. But that's fine. We'll do it next time. Because we did a survey, my wife and I, Negs. We went to town in the local supermarket, as you would say, and we took a uh survey. We asked people questions and we we we wrote them down, the answers. They you wrote the answers down. It's kind of like this sounds a little bit like Valley Few, but I never heard of that show. I don't know what that means. But we did that, and then we said, Hey, if let's just say, for example, what is the most popular destination if you're a US citizen for vacation, right? And so we had rolled down like five items and we wrote them down, we kept track of all of those questions like that. So I was gonna do that show tonight on the um caster. But we didn't we didn't get to it. We can we didn't get to it in time. I know, but but we can. It's it's a fun game. All right, we'll try it next time. It's a fun game. It got a lot of people talking down there at the town at the local supermarket. Well, then give it a shot next time. Yeah, we can do it next time. When I'm not hearing, yeah. It's funny talking to old people and you ask them questions. Sometimes people are like, I love it. All right. Jay, it's a good game.
SPEAKER_05:Good game.
SPEAKER_07:It's a great game. We'll we'll play.
SPEAKER_05:Well, what's the game? We'll set it up with like more people though. We need more people to play it.
SPEAKER_07:Oh, is this coaching right there? Did you see that? I did see that.
SPEAKER_01:Where'd you come up with me in a minute? Need some help. Need your socks off.
SPEAKER_05:All right. Well, we'll catch you guys next time. We're gonna wrap this one up. This was the literally the show about nothing other than poop and sports. I don't like that word, by the way. And photo. Oofta. And uh yeah, that's J Jay's term for trademark. Yeah, trademark is oofta. All right, guys, we'll catch you guys next, we'll catch you next time.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, bye.