Playoff Chatter And Lake Switchover

Playoff hype turns into a rapid-fire chain of stories that somehow connects the Wild, the Kentucky Derby, surgery anesthesia, and a Vegas night that gets weird fast. We argue about food, cabin chores, and why some people make cooking harder than it needs to be, then tease what we want to hit next time. 

• Minnesota Wild playoff recap and nerves about the next round 
• Debating bad calls and what really matters in a series 
• Kentucky Derby betting win and the “two minutes” nickname 
• Hernia surgery story and the anesthesiologist “yet” comment 
• What it feels like to go under and wake up with missing time 
• Oxycodone reactions and why it does not feel “fun” to everyone 
• The Midwest cabin switchover with docks boats and endless sticks 
• Frozen Four trip to Las Vegas and why it felt overpriced 
• Old Red turning into a club and drink prices jumping instantly 
• Security grabbing IDs and the frustration of over-the-top enforcement 
• Merch promo plus a small giveaway for a specific buyer number 
• Upcoming guest teasers including Meekai and “Bar Guy” cocktails 
• Barbecue talk with brisket point vs flat and building a better sandwich 
• The clean-as-you-cook debate and kitchen pet peeves 
• Traeger pellets storage lessons and wasting a whole bag 

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Jay, we're back. Yes, you know we're getting we're getting it summertime again. Make this more we can be like more consistent now. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Check this out. Yep. Oh, what does that mean? That means the wild one. We were past the first round.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

We're not even worried about it. Everyone was worried about, oh, we gotta play Dallas, and they got we can't score on the par play, and they score on the par play. Guess what?

SPEAKER_01 0:44

They did score on the par play a lot. Six games, and we're up for two, and we're moving on to Colorado. Right, but they scored on the par play. They did they did very well on the par play. Last time I checked, everyone says that they have the best goalie in the league. And guess who won? I don't know, the wild. Yeah, I know. They did. And the refs cheated. And that was actually that was very it was the refs cheated half the game. Wow. J May Benton cross-checked through our guys in the head like eight times and then getting nothing. There was some bad calls. We get a penalty for getting checked into their goalie for goal turn first. I know I saw that one too. What the hell's happening? It's like, what the hell? All that matters is that we're on the round to in Denver starting tomorrow night, 8 p.m. I don't like being in Denver though. I could be honest with you. I'm a little nervous. I was gonna say something dirty. What? I thought that was her name. Like I don't maybe I don't want to be in Denver. Yeah. That sounds like a dude's name, though. I got a little that's well, like a Denver omelet, maybe. I can't even I can't even I can't even make that I can't even make that sound. It sounds like you're smoking like a pack of day. I got I got emphysema. Sorry. You got the wine when you sleep. I was just joking. All right, but anyways, yeah, we're we're in Denver starting tomorrow night, 8 p.m. Let's go wild. I'm so excited. I'm having a tomorrow night first. Yeah, 8 p.m. And I think the T Wolves they they moved on too. I think they play San Antonio. I think they did. And I think I don't know when they play next. Maybe Monday probably. I'd look it up. I don't know. But Tedown. It is Tedown. Maybe I don't want to. Oh well. Basketball and hockey, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

Yeah.

Old TV Shows And MASH Facts

SPEAKER_01 2:35

If if we beat Denver, we were we're in, right? I mean, yeah. I mean, Ulskin. Well, we meet Dallas has a number one goalie and they have a good team. So well, they're even a great team. But I mean, Colorado, I think, is a little better. I mean they are they're ranked better. They're they're number one in the league. Yeah, they're but it'll be a good challenge. But I we beat them. We beat them, so I'm not too worried. Bring it on. Yeah. I mean, Brock Favor is probably the best hockey player ever to be. We're kind of getting into sports early on, but I don't care because I don't care. But I wanted I want to talk about it. It's it's playoff time. It is playoff time. So let's go. Playoff hockey. I'm ready. I mean, I can sit and talk about the wild all day long, but I know some of our listeners we get complaints about too much sports sometimes. I know we're gonna get it out of the way right now. Yeah, let's just get in, get out, get it done. So go wild. Yep. And uh we're gonna be Dallas. And then our next podcast will be like we're Stanley Cup winners. Well, no, we're gonna be that long, maybe. That's too long. That is like a month. We're gonna be in the Stanley Cups. Oh, but maybe not. Well, maybe in the next round, because we still have it. We gotta get to the Western Conference Conference Finals next. And then we go so we win this one, we go to Western Conference Finals, and then we'll win. We'll win that one. We should. If we if we beat if we beat Colorado, I think we'll beat them. But what if you get overconfident? You beat Dallas, you beat Colorado, and now we're like, oh, we got it. You can't get over. I don't think I don't think the coaches are. I don't think our team goes that way. No, the coach is like one day at a time. Right. I think our team is one day at a time. Remember that show? One day at a time? No. What do you mean? No. Is it a was that a soap? Wasn't Alice a spin-off of one day at a time? You might have to Google that in the house. What? The show Alice. Oh my god. The show Alice. Mel's Diner? You don't know all that stuff? How freaking old are you? You're gonna have to Google that in the I'm gonna write it down to the show. We're gonna Google that in the house in the house time. I said Alice Mel's Diner. What I I should know Mel's Diner. And what was the one I said before that? Oh, One Day at a Time. Yeah, One Day at a Time is when one girl that used to be married to the guy from Bon Jovi. What's her name? Bert Nelly. Bert Nelly? Eddie Van Halen's wife back in the day. She was in One Day at a Time. Right? One Day at a Time was an episode, I see it. The daughter, the the daughter was Bannatelli or Bannatelli. She made it. I was around then because it looks like One Day at a Time was a television sitcom on CBS from 1975. Yeah. Good year. I wasn't born yet. Are you gonna talk or not? All the way up to 1984, which I was born for that. Was it Bernatelli, the girl? Uh see a stars Bonnie Franklin as a divorced mother of two. Yeah. And one of the daughters. The daughter was Bert, the daughter that was. Hold on, it's at the Wikipedia page. Hold on. It's loading right now. Oh, oh, the mice are on the wheel that get the internet to go on here, Peter. At the old the divorced mother, Anna Roma, Bonnie Franklin. Yeah. Uh there's a guy. Romano. Sorry, Romano. Romano?

SPEAKER_00 5:58

The daughter was burnt.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Moved herself into a teenage daughter. Moved herself in or and her teenage daughter, Rebellious Julie, which was played by Mackenzie Phillips. Oh, that was wrong. And Wisecracking Barbara, which played by Vernett uh Valerie Bertinelli. Oh yeah. So that was a wise cock, wisecracking. So she had two daughters. Yes. Is it did they have a spin-off from the home's diner? Was Mel's Diner or Alice a spin-off of that? Who's Mel's Diner? Why do I know that name? Well, she worked at Mills Diner. Mel's what was it Mel's Diner from? Mel's Diner, the lady worked at Mel's Diner, the mom did. But Mel's Diner was from another sitcom. You remember Kiss My Grits? But what show was that called? That was from Mel's Diner or Mel's Diner. Maybe it was Alice. Alice or One Day at a Time. I don't know. You got the interweb right there. I think it was One Day at a Time. They worked at Mel's Diner. Because Mel was the guy that worked, was the head chef in the back. He had the white hat on. He had the t-shirt on. And then the one lady said, kiss my grits. Come on. I was really young when this was. This was my before my time. Oh, it was before my time. I just I'm having flashbacks. I don't remember that part. I don't remember this. Alice. Alice was annoying. I got the new No, it was a different show. Alice was different than that. I tell you what, I got the new box at my house. You might get the FBI. No, I bought it on the on the internet. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. And you can see all kinds of shows. Yeah. I can see all kinds of shows. Did you watch any good ones? Like I didn't, I didn't I didn't like it. Reruns of MASH? What? I never was a big fan of MASH, by the way. You know the funny fun fact. Fun fact. The show MASH lasted longer than the actual Korean War. Yeah. So that they they drug out the MASH TV series longer than the actual war lasted. Yeah, I know. That doesn't make sense. I know. But they had a doctor that dressed as a woman back then. That was Klinger, right? Yeah. Because you're trying to get a discharge.

SPEAKER_00 8:18

Yeah.

Kentucky Derby Win And Race Distance

Hernia Surgery And Anesthesia Stories

Oxy After Surgery And Why People Hook

SPEAKER_01 8:19

I wouldn't want to be there. I watched some movies on that stuff in that that Korean War. Um not to get out, not to like get down on people, but there was one called uh Hoji uh Huzian or Huzian something? Not good. Not good. I don't know. Bad, bad, bad, bad things. Oh yeah, I don't know what that is. Anyways. Yeah. Can we get back to the sports for this moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's let's please. Let's do it. Because um I know we're I'm really excited about the hockey program. I don't want to jingle, so I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna talk too much about them. We know they're gonna be great, and I can't wait for tomorrow night's game. But you know what else happened today? What happened? What? First sports world? It was horse racing. Yeah, what is it called? The fastest two minutes in sports history or something like that? Something like that. I don't remember what that's something about the two bands of sports, yeah. Anyways, guess who put a wager on that and won? Uh I did. I'm gonna say Eddie. I did. I did. I won money on I picked the god dang guy to win. You were supposed to you're supposed to take us out to dinner tonight and you didn't. Well, I wanted to, but nobody wanted to go. It was I had I had to cook. Well, I did too. I ended up cooking myself as well. But guess what? Guess what? You can make it up for me tomorrow night. I picked a god dang winner. You did? At the Kentucky Diamond. I put money on it on an app and I won. Well, big bunny. About time. About time I win something. It was a long shot. Yeah, it was, and I won. We we played a little uh in at the house here. We like everybody enrolled in like a like a little list. And my guy was in the lead for like 30 seconds. Right. Almost. Well, there was a lot of them in the lead there for a while. We all had some in the lead. I was like, I was getting excited. I was doing I was doing the I was doing the old yeah, like Kramer in the in the in the in the thing. I was I was getting excited for a second there. But my guy lost. But it was a random pick. I didn't pick the horse. It was uh we did like the whole draw like card thing. Yeah. But yeah, whatever. It was fun. Yeah, it was good. It was a good do they call it the fastest? It cost me 60 bucks. Is it called the fastest two minutes of sports? Uh I don't think they call it that. It was something like you know what? I got AI here. Are you kind of raspy right now? A little bit. How come? You got a cold? No, I don't know. I feel pretty good. You sound a little raspy. How's that? Is it better? No, it's the same. I don't know. Maybe I'd eat more, maybe I need other brandy. Actually, I don't know if I don't know if better would be the right word because it's not like worse. I don't maybe better is not the right term. I would say, does it sound any different? Different. Different. I think it's the fast fastest two minutes in sports. If I go on the let limb and have to guess, I'm I think it's a fat is it the fastest two minutes or how far actually how far is that race? Is it one mile or is it like a half a mile? Boy, I got a lot of questions. I don't know. I I can only tell so fast. Well, your hands aren't even in the home roll. Yeah, they were. Oh, were they? I thought we were hunting the most exciting two minutes in sports. Okay, most exciting two minutes. Well, that was close with the two minutes. Yeah, yeah. This nickname uh uh refers to the the derby. Yeah, what about the distance? Like how far is it? Yeah, is it like one point like two miles? I don't think it's two miles. I think it's like 1.3 or 1.2. Is it 1.2 miles maybe? Because they only go once around the track, right? Is it a mile even? Yeah, I think it's 1.3. 1.2? I bet you just one. It ain't more than 1.2. Well, you know what I own like half a second here. 2,000 meters. What the hell's goddamn 2000? 10 furlongs. I don't know what that means. Mile and a quarter. I said 1.2. That's pretty close. Pretty close. 1.25, right? Pretty close. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like I can't see no more. I can't see my screen. Well, I know. God damn it. I need glasses. You're getting old. I I have to I literally have to wear my cheaters to see everything nowadays. Well, if you have them on, you take a seat glass. I can see you, yeah. Well, now you know how I is when I drive. Yeah, but I would not want to be You can't see at night. Well, I can see you can't drive at night. I can see you right now. Well, because we got lights on in the studio. Speaking of health, you know what I just had done? You had yeah, you guys you had a minor surgery? Yeah. So I had Would you call it minor? Did they put you out? They put me out. That was the greatest thing ever. Did they do call back from 10? No, I I said I'm counting forward. So I made a deal with this guy. So it was actually fun because the guy, the the what do you call him the I've only been out once. No, twice. The anesthesiologist. So he goes, What's wrong? I go, I'm a little nervous. He goes, Well, why? I go, I don't know, because I don't want to die. He goes, Well, I haven't lost him one yet. I go, well, that means that there's a chance it could happen now. He goes, zero chance. I go, What do you say? Wait, wait, wait, wait. So we were just talking about the derby earlier in the inside lane. It has been 40 years since somebody won the first. Yeah. I'm like, well, they gotta be due. And you said, no. Oh, it's a viking. So you but but the doctor, he says, I've never lost anybody yet. Probably 40 years. Why did he have to say the word yet? And you're like, oh, I'm all nervous. He could have just said You like laughed at me for saying it was due. I agree. On the one thing. And the other thing, you're like, oh shit. Okay, so yes, you're right. You're you're exactly right. You summed it up perfectly, and I agree with everything you said. All right. The the issue I have is first of all, yeah. But he the the the thing I I got like a little taken back by was the word yet. Well, why couldn't he just said I haven't lost? I mean I've never I've never lost anybody putting anybody under. Oh, okay. But he had to say yes. Yeah, you gotta say yet. Because that means it's gonna happen. If you say yet, that means it's gonna happen at some point. Well, why would you say yet? I wonder what the what are the stats around that? I mean, like once you guys does every does every anesthesiologist lose. How many people does an anesthesiologist lose in his lifetime? Or you're gonna AI it while we're talking. I don't know. But I'm gonna tell you what, he was a great guy. He made me feel comfortable and relaxed. So we had the conversation prior to going in there. So we agreed that I'm not gonna count backwards because I go, I go, if I get the zero, then what? What do I get? A sucker? So he goes, all right, count for I said, I'm counting forward. It was actually really cool because he told me that I was gonna do this breathing thing, right? Like I wasn't gonna, I think he tricked me because I had that mask over my face where I was breathing in the air or whatever. And then we're we were talking, him and the other helpers there were we were talking about um um they were asking me questions about the master's golf tournament. And I said, Oh, I had money on it. When they go, who would you pick? And I said, I had Scheffler, and he came in second. Oh, you didn't have so we were talking, and then I said, Wait a second. I said, Hey guys, I know you guys are doing right now. You're trying to relax me, and we're talking about something, so I don't realize that you're gonna put me to sleep. And they start laughing, they all started laughing. I go, that's okay, let's keep talking about golf because I I prefer not to think about it. So we're sitting there, right? And we agreed that I'm the count forward. But he tricked me. He goes, You're gonna count backwards or forward? I go, we're going forward. He goes, Well, the sleeping medicines just got put in. I got should I start counting now? He goes, Yeah. So I got the 20. I literally got the 20. Are you listening? Yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. I feel like I'm just I'm I'm trying I I didn't know how to spell anesthesiologist. Well, it's a hard word to spell. I was working on that one. That took me a minute. So I count, he goes, Okay, the sleepy medicine's just been a minister. So I in like a half a second, I'm thinking, am I breathing in it or is it going in my vein and the IV? Because I don't know what's happening. But I was like, okay, fine, let's go. And I'm like, I started counting. I go one, two, three, four. Not that fast. I didn't go one, two, three. I go one, two, three, four. I got to 20. And I said, I told you I get to 20. This is so easy. Do you want me to go to 40? And they start laughing. I go, uh oh. I go on, I can feel it coming up. Lights are out. Did you see that? Oh, yeah. I could feel it. It was like, it was like you could just like with us like a half a second, I could feel it coming up my body, and like, here it comes. Like to my tongue. Like, it was like, yeah, it was like the the the one time I did it. It was kind of like when you go up a roller coaster and you're going to the top and you raise, and then you go down. And right as you go down, you know that you feel it coming, yeah. I was so relaxed, but I'm like, it was like that. And I knew it. And then and then I woke up, I had no idea what the hell was doing. When I've got wisdom teeth taken out and they put me under the game. Yeah, that's great. That's great. That's the best. I remember that one. And that was like it was like I remember counting it down and like, yeah, here it comes. I can remember feeling it. The other only other time I was under is anesthesiology was when I had my appendix out, but they had to be so full of drugs before they actually put me under that I don't remember half of it. Oh, it was so great. I didn't I didn't I don't remember half of that thing. It was awesome. It was so much fun. By the way, just so you know, yeah. On an anesthesiologist, yeah, losing people. Yeah. It's about one in one hundred to two, one uh between one in a hundred to two hundred thousand people. That's a big spread. It is a big spread. Well, most people most anesthesiologists administer tens of thousands as a cesiologist. Well, he was doing like he was on like eight or twelve that day. That guy was Dr. I'm not gonna say his name on the thing, but he was good people. Good peeps, great. So it's it's basically zero to one. Yeah. I figure that. I mean, it's like virtually none, right? So you're good. I didn't know. I I actually I was kind of curious. See, now you our listeners know. You're good to go. Yeah, it wasn't bad. And actually, take the shot. So so when I came to, so apparently I was awake for like five minutes before I it was I was blacked out because I don't remember the first five minutes I was awake. Right. Like I was told uh Neg's is like, do you remember? I'm like, Yeah, I woke up and we put my shoes on, it was time to leave. She's like, No, you were awake before that. I'm like, No, no, I wasn't. I woke up and I saw you and the nurse, and I put I said, Is it time to go? Yeah, she was yeah, you said all that, but you said a lot more about five minutes earlier. What did you say it? Anything good? So apparently did you were you talking a little inappropriately? So so apparently, hey Negs, come over here and so apparently when they first came through, they were talking to me about taking them some medicine, and I said, What you talking about, Willis? And the doctor and the nurse, they all started laughing, and they're like, What? I'm like, and I was like, What? What's so funny? And then I don't remember this at all. And then so then they're like, I started apparently I started scratching my eye because my eye-itch or whatever. And then one nurse, she was always messing with me earlier in the day. She was fun, you know. Yeah, she was, you can't be scratching your eye. Why? And then I go, What? Apparently I said, What? And she goes, Yeah, you can only scratch your butt. I go, Oh, my badonka donk. This was uh during the conversation with I had no idea for the first five minutes. This was this was after you came out of surgery. Yeah, I guess I was up and talking. I don't know. Did we say what your surgery was? Hernia. Hernia. No, I know, but don't say we say that on the line yet. Oh, I don't remember. But yeah, it was. I like those drugs. You were uh you had a hernia for probably a year, at least a year. Yeah, I decided to get a take care of it. But that no, your belly button's been out for like more than a year. Well, it's been a while. I decided to get it taken care of. I'm gonna say it's probably been like five years. Maybe. But it was it was actually good people, good times. I don't know about good times, it was sore. I don't know. Oh, and I took that, you know what? People I don't know how people get hooked in an oxy. Even your listeners that are listening, I had an oxy after when I got out of surgery, and I took one that Friday night, and it does nothing for me. No, it like makes me want to go to sleep. See, it doesn't, it makes me want to throw up. And I'm like, why do people love this stuff so much? I don't get it. I don't get it. Like, maybe I'm supposed to miss it with a brandy or something. Maybe because I I all I did was live.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

I was like, I'll do Alexander.

SPEAKER_01 22:03

The last time I ever had one was when I had my appendix out and I was vicious with you. And I had to pull over on the side of their own throw up. That's a hundred percent. No. Well, the coffee didn't help. Because it has vanilla in it. I don't like that. That's a whole nother story. But that's a whole nother story. But that's the last time I ever had one. And I had one when they when the when they pumped me full of drugs when I got my appendix out, I was throwing up like nonstop. I couldn't throw up anymore. I didn't throw up at all. I just it doesn't like I took I'm like I'd be I'd be the worst drug. I would be the worst drugie. I couldn't do drugs. Because I would just throw up. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't get nothing out of it. I mean, maybe I did because it made it made me want to go to sleep. I don't know. Well that's kind of the I think that point. I think it was. I didn't feel like happier and like let's get some more. See, I didn't get all that either. I was like, why do people like this? And I only took one. I see I I think And I don't even think I was in that much pain, but I needed it. So yeah, I think there's like from what I talked to people on that stuff before, is it's either you're gonna be like go to sleep and be good and happy, whatever, or you'd be thrown up.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

Oh, I just thought I wasn't nauseous at all.

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The Cabin Switchover And Stick Season

SPEAKER_01 23:16

So if you're gonna either so if you're the you're the person that like could get hooked on it, kind of thing. Well, that's why I didn't want to take anymore. Yeah, I didn't want to take it because I was like, well, I got five more pills sitting here. Can I take them? Maybe I should just take them because I got them. I give I gave I gave them away. You're not supposed to have I think that's illegal. Uh I I mean I you sold them. No, I think you're I don't think you're supposed to give them away either. Well, I knew somebody that needed them. Oh yeah. Yeah, okay. And he's in rehab now. No. Was it was it Brett Favre? No. It was somebody you know, huh? It was somebody you know. Yeah, I know. I know probably know what it is, but it was I couldn't do it. You're not supposed to switch medicine with other people. I didn't. I just don't want to get rid of them. I mean, it's I want to get rid of them. I didn't want them. It's like, yeah. Anyways, I don't know. I don't I got some now. He can have them too. I don't know. They come for me. I don't care. They don't they do nothing for me. No, they didn't, it's not my thing. I was sore there on Sunday, but I'm fine. Where do we start off? We started off with wild. Yep, now we went to Derby. We went to the wolves, and we went to Hernia. How do we get through that much crap already? Because we're yapping. Oh, I know what I gotta say. Oh, do you know what this weekend one is? Switch over. Yeah. I have that next next topic. Switch over. You know what? Let's get in the switchover after these messages. After these messages, we'll be right back. Oh yeah. Yeah, breathe in. Hey, if you guys want to start your own podcast, you guys gotta go check out Buzz Sprout. Buzz Sprout helps you get all your content on the line, gives you all the stats. It gives you like you can actually monetize it, you can make money out of this stuff. So go to Buzz Sprout, mention Eddie and Jay and Buzz Sprout, or Eddie and Jay and Brandus and BS. And uh get your shit on the line, man. That's awesome, it's fun. Anyways, I had to get that out of the way. Yeah. Jay. Yeah. What are you doing over there? I was texting your lovely son. Why? Because I tried to get him to get on the on the show. Oh. And he tried to get him on the show? Yeah, I was trying to get him to come down to the studio. Bad boy. He's counting uh sheep, I think, right now. But, anyways, yeah. So before we left, we were talking about the great old all our listeners have this. If you have family members or friends, and you gotta go up there to hang out at the lake place in the Midwest. It's called the switchover. We've talked, we've talked about this topic. We talk about it every year. We talked about this spring, we talk about in the fall. Yeah, we talked about twice a year. It's not actually that great, but I'll have to say this being out of that hernia, I didn't have to lift nothing to put snowbills on trailers, so I just kind of drove things, so it was actually kind of nice. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what do you drive? I drove the pickup. Oh, from the lake or yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then now that you get that lovely that skidster, that's kind of nice too, because then we can watch. It was actually really really not too much work for me today. I gotta be honest with you, the kids are pretty like they actually make themselves worthwhile. Yeah, I know. They're not just like a pain in the ass anymore. I know, and and I told Daryl that he's graduating uh college in a couple weeks, yeah, and when he comes back, he's gonna have to start doing some of this stuff. He said, Okay. Oh, nice. He didn't even argue. He said, Okay, no problem. Is he really? Oh, he's up and put the docs in and dig it out. Oh, yeah, he's done it. He told me, he said, I'll come down and put the docs in at after I graduate, no problem, but already got him in. Right. But I think that's gonna help too. But he helps take him out and put him in many times. I've seen him up here many times. I've raised you. Like you did yours with him, and I did mine by myself. Who won this year? And I still No, you didn't. Who won this year? Well, you did it like last week. No, I didn't do it yesterday. You did it when I was in here. Oh, whose fault is that? But I didn't do anything I might know because my kids did it. At any rate, the switchover is not even complete because I still gotta put the boat lift in. Yeah, ours and I got the tuner on the uh battery uh charger, so we're going there. So everything's going. Everything actually was. I wasn't even planning to put the boat the dock in yet because well, it's the water's still pretty cold. It was 50. But the kids the kids are like, hey, I'm not gonna put the dock in. I'm like, hey, have fun, go for it. I did a lot of yard work. So they did that while I was cooking dinner. I did yard work this morning and everything sticks. Sticks. Yeah, you did sticks. What the hell is that? The alarm for the septic? Uh no. Oh, you know what? The sticks. I swear to god, I swear I spent hours. We spent four hours. Hours. We did four hours. Hours. We had two two lots to do. We did four hours. Just walking around picking up and I still had more sticks. Yeah, I still didn't get them all. I know. I know. I had a fire going all day. I had a fire going all day just with sticks I picked up off the ground. Lots of sticks. It was a windy winter. It must have been a windy winter because it was everywhere. I could not stop picking up sticks today. And what else was I gonna say? There was something else that was weird. It was a busy day though. Yeah, it was we worked, we looked like the boys looked at your lawnmower because you broke it. I did not break it. Yeah. And the zero turn still works. It was the lawn tractor, but my dad likes it for pulling a trailer on the in the hill. In the hill. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. You broke the laundry the lawnmower. Well, I didn't. I wasn't even the last one to drive the damn thing. In fact, you guys pushed it when we were hanging deer. So technically, I was the last one even I wasn't even the last one to touch you save. We pushed it, so we broke it when we pushed it. Yeah.

unknown 29:41

Yeah.

Frozen Four Vegas Trip Logic

SPEAKER_01 29:42

That's exactly what I'm saying. You were there when we hanging the deer. I didn't push it. My fingerprints, my DNA was not on it. You know, like when you ever watch cops or like uh is it live live PD? I watched live PD, yeah. Do you know when they pull somebody over and they walk up? They touch the back of the car. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you guys did on the uh lawn tractor. Just just just like and now you're wrecked. Just to clear you. You guys wrecked it. Just to say that just to say something just ran across it. What was that? A bear? Jay didn't Jay didn't break it. Because his D D was on wasn't on the last. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yep. Yep. But Grandpa Jay probably was pretty close to there. Did we did we move it to Bang the Deer? Yeah. I don't remember that. Yeah, because the thing was pushed, it was pulled out, so you put it in neutral. Oh, they pulled the thing out. Yeah. We didn't add the deer in there, didn't we? I don't know if I made the point though, because you know, we've been told on our podcast that sometimes um we assume that people know what we're talking about, and that we do, yeah. So let me just rewind it just because I'm gonna I'm gonna correct my ourselves. All right. So the switchover is when we take winter toys and stuff like snowbills and stuff, and we put it on the box. But we don't reviews. We no snow, and then we bring summer stuff out like boats and stuff, and so that's what we did. We kind of only didn't have the switchover technically. Yeah. And all the boats are still inside because none of the boat lifts are out. And and even if you're not a cabin goer or doer, you know people that have cabins, and and there that's the reason probably that's one reason why you don't have a cabin because you're like, why do you go up drive two hours up north to work all weekend long? That's what a lot of the cabinets are not a cabin. Just just say, you know what? I appreciate it because it's a lot of work to do all this crap. It is a lot of work. I mean, pulling all the boats out and pulling all the stuff in, putting the docks in, it it's a little bit of work. I mean, it's it's not hard work and it's not like it's kind of enjoyable, I guess, at some point. But it's work. I spent all we spent all day doing it, doing picking up sticks, burning crap, and dock and switch over. You ever play the game picking up sticks? I think I did when I was a kid. Do you remember? I remember it. Because if you pick up a stick and the other ones move, then you lose your turn. But you gotta pick up your certain color, right? But there's a black one that you want to win. That's the one you gotta get. The black one. I barely I barely remember playing. So you drop them and then you gotta pick up your color and not the other. You want to get to that black one. And if that black one, but if you move another one while you pick up, then is it you lose a turn. How do you not pick up another one? How does one not move? Because they're like little plastic straws, right? They're not straws. Straws, but little plastic sticks. Well, I don't know if they have to be plastic. But they were, right? I mean they were. Yeah, they were, but I don't know if plastic was. So how do they not move when you're it's like a giant toothpick. I yeah, right. Right. I vaguely remember playing it. What is wrong with it? I I guess. You don't know one day at a time. You don't know one day at a time, you don't know Alice, you don't know Mills Diner, and you don't know picking up sticks. What the hell's wrong with this guy? Do you remember do you remember Hey Kool-Aid wearing uh roller uh roller skates and crashing through a wall? Yes, I do. Hey Kool-Aid, and he comes crashing through a wall on his roller skates. He never he never fell down. I also remember like Hacksaw Jim Duggan. What the hell was that? No. I remember Hacksaw Jim Duggan. I remember the claw. I remember we saw Hacksaw Jim Duggan like two weeks ago. He shook his hand and we we met him in person. I know. You got his autograph. I know. We got a picture with him. I know. Ho he's awesome. He's he's aged a bit. Great guy. Super nice guy, though. Oh, yeah, he's super nice. Oh, did I tell you? Oh, I don't know if I should put this on the line. Did we talk about the last time? I don't think so. I talked to the uh the guy that ran the thing. Yeah. And he said the other celebrity. I said he was crabby. He goes, You're like the 21st person that told me that. I already yelled at him about it. Oh, really? Oh yeah. He goes, You gotta remember Hexa Jim Duggan is uh he was in the big league. Right, right. You're just a local celebrity. He was butthurt because everyone was in that line. Oh, really? Oh yeah, really? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm not inviting him no more. Well, he was that way. He wasn't not, his dad was bigger than he was. He wasn't he wasn't super friendly. No, no, he wasn't, especially with us. I mean, come on. You you got like a shot with him. Yeah, I had to buy his book. I bought one too. I felt bad. I bought one for my dad. I haven't read it yet. Have you read it? Was there words in it or just pictures? No, there's words. Anyways, I gotta read it. I'll sit down and read it one of these days. So we did the switch over, right? Yeah, we moved all the snowmobiles out of the garages, brought them over to the shelves. And that that bobcat works way better than oh, yes. It was pretty smooth. Yeah, it was great. Did you know that? Um did I were we did we do a show after I've been to Vegas for the Frozen 4? No, I don't think so. I think I think it's been like just before that. Oh yeah, we went to the Frozen 4 in Vegas, which it was the dumbest thing ever. I mean, it wasn't dumb, it was great. It was a good time, but it was expensive for really no point to go in there. But anyways, it was fun. Which was funny because I remember I remember you told me you're in Vegas, right? I didn't know you were going originally. And you're like, I'm in Vegas for the hockey game. I was I'm watching the hockey game with with with Fun Police at the bar. Daryl and uh wait me and me and Fun Police are sitting at the bar watching the game, having drinks, having some dinner, enjoying it, watching the game. We could have watched it at home, but we wanted to go out. And I text you, and you're at a bar in Vegas watching the game. Paying 10 times as much for me. I'm like, you could be hanging out here with us watching the game on the TV, the same thing. I know exactly. I'm like, what the hell are you doing? Yeah, we it was a rigging roar because so she flew all the way to Vegas to watch it on TV. At the bar. We did, yeah. We did the kids went to the game. She could have been watching it with me and Degs or me and Fun Please at the bar, having some cocktails. Yeah, for half the price. Well, we probably way less than half the price. Yeah. Yeah. We were at a local establishment. It wasn't it wasn't expensive. I understand that, and I agree with that, but it was kind of funny. I just I just thought it was funny. I'm not gonna get to the why or how we ended up there, but I didn't realize you weren't going to the game. So that one of them, like when you said you weren't at the end. I'm not spending$200 a ticket for a quarter final goddamn game. If they wouldn't, if you'd be in Vegas, why would you not spend$200 a ticket to because you're there? I banned that I mean that's why you can just stay at home and watch it on TV. Because we did it for okay. We did it for the children. Explain this to me. We did it for the kids. We made a deal back in the day that just said they send the kids then. No, I wanted to go with them, but I wasn't gonna I if they would have gone to the championship, I would have gone to the game. Oh I wasn't gonna go to the championship. I already I knew I wasn't gonna. I said if they go to a championship, I'll go. They lost, so they're gonna go. And we watched at the bars, it was kind of fun. It was a good time. We bet a lot of people. I know I was sexing you. You're like, I'm gonna beat the hell out of some Wisconsin guy. Oh my god. No, get this. So why was it? Why is he pissing the app for it? I don't even ever ask you that yet. Like, even off the air. I mean, I didn't say why did you want to fight the Wisconsin guy? Oh, they're just being kind of obnoxious. And finally I ended up meeting him. He was actually nice. Did you know that you're not from North Dakota? No, I know. I'm a gopher guy. All right, but I'm trying to be, I want to be North Dakota. I like North Dakota and second. But anyways, the kids were on TV. Uh Dr. Maddie Ice, he texted me. I see your son and daughter on the damn screen every time the Daryl and Yeah, they're on the they're on the glass on the far side. I never saw them. I didn't pay attention to that guy. Oh, I know, because you won't watch it. I was eating dinner. And playing dinner? The game was on like two in the afternoon, didn't you? I guess it was not. I was we were having dinner. It was on at like two o'clock. In the East Coast, yes. No, we were in Vegas. It was like five o'clock here. No, it would have been three o'clock. Uh we were no. Oh, did you eat supper at four? Get home and watch Wild Fortune. No, we'd have to be later. Watch the news and then put you in. It had to be later. Put your teeth in the house. It should be later than that. Seven o'clock. No, it should be later than that.

SPEAKER_00 38:55

It's not. There's an early game, Jay.

Old Red Turns Into A Club

SPEAKER_01 38:58

We went to the game and we were watching it at the restaurant for dinner. So no, it could not have been. No, it could have been five o'clock. Couldn't have been. Whatever. It was two. It was an early game. Whatever. Yeah. I don't think so. Because the other game was at like seven. I don't go out to eat uh at five o'clock. Thursday. You might have you might have been a little sleepy sleep. Well, no. At any rate. Unless it's that boss going on. So anyway, so I'm gonna get there. We did this. This we stayed on there way too long because we couldn't get uh we couldn't we couldn't get out of town because it was too expensive to fly out early. We wanted to leave on Saturday. We had to stay till Monday. Oh, did you really? Yeah, because it was too, it was it was like$500 to leave early. I'm like, per ticket. I'm like, well then we're staying. Did you not have our round tickets already? No, we did, but we were trying to get out early. Yeah, because it was like we don't need to stay here now. But anyways, we made a mess of it. It was fun. And uh we we I wanted gambling and stuff, but we go to the bar. So we're we were we went to this one bar, and and uh Sally, she she doesn't have the proper credentials to have a legal beverage and um college student. So we were typical college student. So everywhere we went, they'd at Carter, and she was fine. Some places in Carter, she was fine. So we went to this, I don't know if I told you we went to the bar uh old red song, but uh uh we were we were listening earlier. I like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's uh Blake Shelton. And he's got like four locations. He's got one in Vegas, one in Nashville, one in one Nashville. He's got one in Gallenberg, where we're going. Oh, really? Yeah, he's got one there. So so we go there, we go there's Gallenburg, where we're going. What do you mean? I that's I think where we're going that in the fall or whatever. But anyways, where's Gatlinburg? In uh Tennessee. That trip that everyone's did they've been talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, okay. So, anyways, they had good old fashions in it, by the way. So we're in the Vegas one. And by the way, Vegas is not cheap. And so we're in there, and uh Vegas used to be cheap. Well, it's not anymore. And uh why is that? I don't know. All right, we'll get into that in a second. And uh so we're in this place. So we went to have like uh I said, okay, let's go have a meal that doesn't cost$600 for four of us and drinks. So we went to uh Old Red and we had burgers and beers or whatever, and it was it was expensive, but it was a lot less of what we had been paying, right? Right. So we're sitting there on and and the table is like on this, like uh right off a stage. There's a stage or the guy total douchebag, he was going like this with like a like a like the one ear off thing, the microphone on his headphones, and all he's doing is playing music. Okay, let's just talk about that for a second. If you're a disc jockey and you're not like doing the actual records and doing work on it and like slowing things down and speeding them up, but you're just hitting on your iPhone, play this song, play this song, like how we do. I'm not ribbing it. Right, right. You gotta have good songs. I'm but do you really take your one headphone off? Do you take one headphone off? Oh, is it time to go for it? No, this is like it's a great song, right? I'm I'm playing disc joggy right now, right? But you didn't take your headphone off. No, so he's saying I'm like, and I'm eating, we're eating. This is like supper time, right? And I'm like, yeah, I got a good one, playing another one, you know. But he's he's acting like he's like scratching the record, like put the deal in the record, but I'm like, and I was confused, like he thought it was so cool. So whatever. I was just I'm like, I was in the back of my mind. So we're eating our supper, the four of us, and we're getting drinks. Me and Daryl having uh old fashions. Old fashioned, I do like an old fashioned old fashions were like eight dollars, right? And so we gotta get we gotta get music eye and do the old Brandy Like. Well now it's getting close to nine o'clock a p.m. and we're they're pulling up all the tables around us, and people are starting to get on the dance. We're on the dance floor, our table is. Yeah, and I'm like, what's going on here? Well, it turns out apparently it was you would have sat there for a while longer, but then it kicked you out.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

We overdid it. We we sat there, we did it on. I thought it'd be funny. We sat there about an extra probably eight, nine minutes longer than we should have.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

There, I remember one was waiting. So they were dancing on the dance floor, and we're sitting there going, hmm, I wonder if I should get this. I would have stayed there. It was so funny. I was kidding. It was so funny. It's starting to get uncomfortable. Well, they would have been. Anyway, kind of a bit like so anyway, so finally we're like, fine, we'll get up. Well, they're playing really good songs. Well, then these bachelorettes come in, right? And they're I would say they're attractive. Would that be the right terminology? Yeah well, yeah. Well depending on the age, right? And even Negzilla's like, oh wow. And I was like, Yeah, oh well, it's right. And uh everyone's dancing. So me and uh uh me and Derek go, I'm like, let's go get another week one. I'm like, well, let's do one more of old-fashioned. Go to a bar. Why not? You're in vagus. Why not?$22 a drink.

unknown 44:26

No.

SPEAKER_01 44:27

At supper, it was eight dollars. I go, what happened like 10 minutes ago? It was eight dollars.$22 for an old fashioned. She goes, Yeah, it's a club now. I go, what what does that have to do with anything? What is it a club now? Why didn't you just order for your waitress? Oh, we didn't have a waitress. We had a waiter, he was gone. Our table was gone. It was a dance club now. We're on that now, it's like full of dance club, which was fine because it was. So they took your table away and you're like, yeah, you're done. So I got us, so I'm like, well, she already had him poured, she didn't tell me the price until after I had him poured. I'm like, how did I go up almost three times as much from five minutes ago sitting there to now? Right. She goes, Because it's a club now. I go, that doesn't make any sense. And what are you gonna do? You I mean, right. I'm like, okay, we're having this one and we're leaving. Right, right, right. Which we were gonna do. So we're out there dancing and they're playing just great hit songs, like, oh, it was great. Everyone was having a good time. We had two or three bachelorette parties around the four of us. I was just like Wobsers in Vegas. Yeah, it was nice, it was not bad. Well, all of a sudden, yeah, like three or four bachelorette parties, two bachelorette parties, one over here, one over here, and they were all attractive women. Nice. It was I mean, LA's not far away, I guess, right? I was like, wow, this is a good thing. I was like, wow, so that I'm like, this is pretty cool. This turned to a fun night, you know.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Right.

ID Grab And Security Overreach

Merch Drop And 20th Buyer Bonus

Upcoming Guests And Bar Guy Plans

Barbecue Debate And Brisket Tips

Clean As You Cook Argument

Traeger Pellets Storage Mistake

SPEAKER_01 45:59

Next thing you know, that guy that had the one headphone on that thought he was super cool, he's got a security guy up there with him. Security guy has come off the top rope off the stage and jumps right into us, four of us. He asks uh Daryl for his ID. So Daryl's like, here you go. Okay, good, you're good. Goes to Sally, let me see your ID. And he looks at me. I go, that's my daughter, dude. What do you think? She's gonna have a fake ID in goddamn Las Vegas. He goes, Well, the picture's blurry. Like, what do you mean it's blurry? You're blurry. Look at mine. Well, Daryl had to see that he had a stack of IDs with a rubber band around them. Yeah. So he was thumbing through them all to see if he to find a Minnesota one. Why wouldn't he just look at your Minnesota one? Or Daryl's Minnesota one. But no, it's Daryl's gonna find it. I know you guys at home can't see this, but you YouTubers that are watching us on YouTube, you can. He had it like in his two fingers up in the air, like this, as he was thumbing through. Daryl grabbed it out of his hand and said, We're out. And he looks at me, he goes, Oh, I thought you said that uh she I go, it is legit. You just can't see, and I guess my son said we're out, so we're leaving. So I don't know how he knew to do that. He grabbed it because yeah, it was pretty quick thinking. I said, Remember that commercial quick actin to nactin? That's what he did that day. I was impressed. So we're going to the elevator. I mean, I wouldn't have known. You wouldn't, but you know, I wouldn't have known because he's he's he's experienced in college bars, right? Right. And I'm like, oh my god, that's no, he wouldn't know what to do. But here's the worst part about where was Zelly at? She was like, her, she didn't know what to say. So she I we went to the elevator. So now she knows. Yeah. Next time she's gonna grab it and go. Daryl grabbed it and got it. She was so happy, thankful. So we get an elevator. You pay a big money for those things nowadays. Yeah, so we I don't know. So we get an elevator in a security guard an elevator, and you would have thought that he was a secret service FBI. He had the earpiece in and everything, and the guy that was that grabbed the IDs or whatever was talking to him in the elevator. So, of course, meaning I'm like 18 drinks into it already, I was like, Yeah, god, those guys are criminals. So basically, what you're saying is I can't like we can't like mention the Blake Sheldon and say, hey, no, I'm gonna call him. I want to call him bar. I want to call him call him because at the same time, they're doing that. May not have been appropriately in there. I wouldn't say here's what I would say. Like I said, I don't know what the rules are. Well, I don't know what the rules are in Vegas, but in in Minnesota, like I told you before, when we had the liquor store. If you had a fake idea and you card it and it said it was right, it's on you. As long as you card them. Why don't we just have everything like like Wisconsin? I exactly. And I thought that was because there was Florida's all you folks that are not I know we I know we got like a lot of people like California and whatever else that listen, but in Wisconsin, if you're underage, you can go to the bar and drink with your I think we've talked about this before in the podcast. Parents, yeah. I think Florida's the same way because there's been so many times we've the last time we went down to Florida and Sally came down there. I don't think Florida is it that way. She never got carted once. Well, they're just lax because well, they're with us. Well, they're but we were with us, and they didn't get she didn't get cared ever once. I think I in fact the one time the one the one bar the waitress the waitress did shots with all of us and she didn't cart her. I don't do shots. Well, she's she was doing a sales pitch and it sucked her man because she had very nice cleavage and she was leaning way over it, and she I was like, oh my god, I just got sold on that. Really? I was disappointed in myself because I can't do it. I did, I had to. Yeah, I know. I was shots. That was like the first time. I was like, I almost thought I was like, I was like, okay, I get if you're doing one, I guess I'll have to do one with you because she was very very ENJ cook. I'll be on my E and J there. Those sons of bitches. All right, should you get E and J. But anyways, E and J. I need the ENJ. Well, hold on, let me just get finished. So we're getting this elevator with the FBI guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the head, he's that earpiece, and he's take and earlier tonight he was talking to me, and I said, Hey, now you can't talk to me now. And he was like talking in his like little microphone in his earpiece, and I'm like, I go, I know what they're saying right now in your earpiece, it's not that serious. You guys are overreacting a little bit, just calm down a little bit. I go, we were friends like an hour ago. You're not talking to me now. So we get he he he's not talking to me at all. We get off the elevator, we walk to the door, and uh he's talking to the bouncer. No they have bouncers there because there's a club now. So he's talking to the bouncer, and he walks to the bouncer. As Sally's walking out, he gets his phone out and starts taking pictures of her. I'm like, You're taking pictures of my daughter? And he wouldn't talk to me. I go, let me guess, because you think she has a fake ID? I go, let's just say and I'm saying this with him not talking. I go, let's just say that she did. Why did you guys serve her all night long? I go, weird. I go, can't you get in trouble for server all night long? I go, we're not talking about it. Why are you just kind of causing trouble? Because they're being why don't this be why don't they just make cool say time to just leave? Yeah, slip. They had to be all weird about it. I think they're just running their pictures to the like wait, you're on the out you're on the outside. No, they don't want her to come if she comes back. Right. I get it, right? But calm down, calm down a little bit. It's calm down a little bit. They've all been burned. Maybe Vegas has got different rules, but in Minnesota, if you ask for an ID and it's a fake ID, it's on the individual, not the bar. You're clear. Right. And I would assume that it's like that in every state, but maybe it's not in Vegas. Maybe they have an obligatory. I would assume it is in Vegas. So then calm down. Who cares a shit? Yeah, I don't know. Anyways. Yeah, whatever. That was my story about that. Old Red. But I'm gonna talk to Blake Shelton when I see him next. Well, I'll probably see him here soon. Yeah, I know. We should go hunting with him or fishing. With old red? He's got some good tractors too. He does have some shit. All right. All right, I bring a new cocktail. We'll get we'll get back to this. Hey, I want to do this a little shout-out here. You guys want to get some you guys need to get your uh brands and BS merch. You guys gotta go to brands and bs.com and get your and check out the new stuff. I tell you what, nags and fun, please. Trying to put out stuff and they're trying to do like new things all the time. So go check out the new stuff all the time and just see what's out there. I mean, there we got sweatshirts, t-shirts, hats, glasses, cocktail glasses. You gotta have a cocktail glass. So yeah, go check out brands and bs.com and flying out the shelves. Yeah, get your merch. We should do a promotion. We we're gonna have to do it. And speaking of promotion. I always show it. You might I'm gonna do a promotion right now. Yeah. All right. Uh first five. The next person, uh, the next the on the the 10th person to buy something. The next 10th person from right now. Right now. So this be this podcast may be out for whatever. Uh we probably should do more than that. All right. The 20th person from from right now that buys something, then we'll give them something and a little bonus. There you go. I'll buy well, I'll buy him the next, I'll buy him a little gift. There you go. I like it. 20th person from now, from this podcast won't go out for another couple days or a day or two. So, yeah. All right. So beginning of May. Order it now, and uh, you might get a little something extra. Not like that. Oh. When do you say a little? You might you might get a little something extra. I was kind of like fun place in here. So I might I might order something. I'm gonna time it. I'm gonna watch the fun place in here. So I can't. Oh, look at it. Ding, ding, ding. All this stuff's ordered right now. I'm gonna time it just right. All right, 20th person. Oh, you know what? Speaking of promotion and and all that stuff. Yeah. So I gotta call. So I know we're gonna have some. We have some. Let me rewind. Rewind. So um, we're gonna have some guests coming up on our show. Some fan favorites, actually. All right. I talked to Meekai about a month and a half ago. We gotta get him scheduled. Oh, I love Meekai. Yeah, he he wants to get back on. That was a really popular show. It was a popular show. One of the most popular shows we had. It was. So Meekai, I know you're an avid listener. We're gonna get that on the calendar here. And then um, we're gonna have a new guest. We've talked about him before on the show. We've talked about him where he we got the band back together. He's good. I know we've been talking about it at the store. We've had we talked about doing it. I might call him bartender guy. We've talked about doing it at bartender place or bar guy. Do you have bar guy? Should we just call him bar guy? I don't know. So he's gonna make us some uh E and J Brandy Manhattans. I've seen Bar Guy singing. Oh, he's good. He's good, he's good. People he's guests gonna go play. In fact, in fact, I talked to him on Thursday on the way up here to the studio, and he said he actually might make the track up to our studio up here, not in the city. That would be awesome. And I said, deal. So the northern studio yield is the best. I'm gonna call you Bar Guy, and guess what, Bar Guy? We're gonna get it on the calendar. We're gonna have to look at. I know we're out for a little bit. We got a busy schedule coming up. We got a lot of people that want to get on, but we're gonna get it, make it happen. We're making it happen. We gotta make I think we're gonna have it. We're gonna get in the summertime. We're gonna be more like maybe the next weekend. Maybe I should have up on that Saturday. Yeah. Do it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, good people. Let's do it. Yeah, we're gonna do it at his restaurant because I do like his restaurant. Yeah, but his X runs the place. And well, we'll get it. I do like going there though. Mm-hmm. I they I don't you don't you don't like is it usually don't like mushrooms or or negative? No, I like mushrooms. I just don't know if I like um I I'm only no no no not mushroom. I I'm a fair weather they do that. No, I'm a fair weather fan when it comes to barbecue. They do those uh those like mushroom, like battered mushrooms. No, I like that. I like that. I like ribs. I love ribs. I love ribs and all that. But the other barbecue stuff when you make that the pork button on that, I'm um I would say that I and this is something we should talk to meat guy about. So you don't like you don't like my my I do. I do so again, you're you're not listening to what I'm saying. I I'm not saying I don't like it. I would say that it's on the list of things, I want to like it more than I really do. I I think it I I think so you don't like barmadilly eggs, you don't like my eggs. I love the armor, I love armadilly. The the pork belly I make. No, so I here's the thing. I I don't know how to explain it. I can only eat a little bit of it. The pork belly? I can only eat a little bit. It's so good, but it I think it's too rich or something. I just can't eat a lot of it. Like those little nuggets, those little pork belly nuggets. I love them. I love your armadillo. I love all your barbecue stuff. I love it all, but I don't think I'm a big barbecue guy. I like I like armadella eggs the best. I can eat those all the day long. There they go. But I think it I think it's there's a lot of work though. I don't know what to say about it because I'm trying to figure out because I I'm I'm actually disappointed myself. I don't know what it is. I think it's too like like like if you go to like like here's what I don't know. Let me ask you a question. Do you like you've ever got to like graduation? And I appreciate that during they're doing like pork sandwiches. Yeah, I get I get I don't like those. I like them. I like them, but I only like one. What do you do with your pork sandwich? You put barbecue sauce on it. That's it. Yeah. That's wrong. But that's what they have. That's not wrong. That's wrong. So even the good to make a proper pork pork shredded pork sandwich. I like juice. You need to have color sauce. I like that juice. You need to have coleslaw in pickle. I like coleslaw. I love that. Coleslaw, pickles, and barbecue sauce. I like that. I like that. Try it with that, and then tell me something wrong. Well, okay, let me again back up a little bit. I do like it the other way. I'm not saying I don't like it. I just I'm like, I only like a little bit of it. And I know you like you say the same thing with brisket too. So next we do brisket. Do it, do it, do a Texas fold. Texas fold. Listen that, Q. God dang it. I'm not butting it up with meat guy. I'm butting Texas fold right now. I know you're listening right now. You're like, God damn it. So you can take your brisket. Oh, here we go. You put it in your white bread. Oh racist. Brown bread. All right, brown bread. Put it in your brown bread. I'm kidding. All right. Same thing. You want to put you wanna put a little bit of a little barbecue sauce? You want to put some perk some pickles? And you want to put some uh coleslaw in there? Yeah, you get your hand raised. Yeah, I see that. Okay, so this is what I'm trying to explain. I don't think you really fully understand what I'm trying to say. You gotta mix it with some stuff. You can't just have the meat sometimes. I think that you think that I do not like barbecue, and I do. Here's what my explain to you. You literally just said you don't like barbecue. I literally did not say that. Yeah. And if I did, I'm mistaken. Okay. I like barbecue. There's something about barbecue. So, like, okay, here's what I can explain to you. Do you know how much I like uh potato soup? Yes, he enjoys that. So if I have a bowl of potato thoup, I can have another bowl of potato thou. Yeah. If I have brisket or barbecue. Why is that? I don't know. Why do you say the thou? But if I have brisket or barbecue, not ribs, ribs is a whole different category. But if I have brisket or uh uh uh the sandwich with the shredded whatever, yeah, I can't go back and have another second helping. I can't, and it's not because I don't like it, I don't know what it is. There's something wrong, but I don't know why I can't. Is it too rich, maybe? Is it too this, too that? I like it, but I can't eat it. I like a challenge. Potato soup, I can eat four bowls of it. All right, well, it's all carbs, but I like your like armadillo eggs is not that's different. That's different. Those are yeah, those are not like those are different. But and your brisket is great, and that that mung sausage, I could probably eat four bowls of that. Yeah, that's really good. And it's not that the other stuff ain't bad. And you went that that the guy where I get the mung sausage from that guy is uh shout out, shout out to Smoke Sessions. We gotta get him on the guy. Yeah, smoke sessions, phenomenal work, right? I went there like I just went there like a week a like a week or two ago. His pork belly is freaking awesome. I wonder what it is. But you have to have I got pork belly, I got mung sausage, I got a little bit of brisket. And that's the thing. I think it's well brisket is you have to get from the point. Like the flare, like over there on the yes. Oh, no, no, like over there on the on the lake. So there's there's there's two parts to a brisket, right? You get a flat and a point. The flat is more dry, I guess. And the point is like way more fatty, so it's like more juicy, and it just kind of melds together. So if you ever if you ever go to a restaurant, well, those little PSA for our listeners here. You go to a restaurant and you want to order brisket, which you can make sure you order the for the point. Just say, I want to get brisket from the point because it's way, way better. It's not even close. It's just got so much more flavor to it. I'm taking notes right now for meat guy when he comes on. No, it's it's it's a big difference. How are we gonna get meat guy on here? Well, he's he's got his brother lives in Little Falls, so oh he's in. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess he's coming up here. He's coming up to the northern cabin. Yeah, he's the northern studio. Because I just wrote down um three questions for him. Texas fold, flat or point. Oh, point 100%. But okay, so I don't know if I'm describing I don't want to make this I if you're listening to me. I don't know if I'm describing my um taste buds accurately because I do like it. I do like the fat. I do like all that stuff. I there's something about it that I just I don't know if it does I don't know what it is, but like the shredded pork butt. I I can it depends on some some of them might come out really well, some might come out a little bit drier than others. So I've cooked lots and lots of pork butts, right? And some mine are definitely better than others, so it just depends on how they I don't I don't know if it's I don't know if it's the the cut or like some have more fat in them. Well, and put it this way, like so we were in Florida and this was several years ago, and we went to an all-you-could eat crab. And I love king crab. Love it. King crab, yes. But the problem was I don't like cracking it open and pulling on the meatle after you shouldn't have to a king crab. Well, there we did. What? Yeah, it was you had to crack it open yourself. It was at that one. What? Yeah, we had a crack, we had to go and you get the legs and they come in. So they're little ones. I don't know what they were. It was all you could eat. It was like you go to a good king crab place. This was they bring up the plate. No, this was a king. This is like us kicking it. This was like us cooking in the backyard. They had a boil and they had this kept. Oh, okay. All right, all right. But it was great, it was awesome. Well, king crabs is not hard because it's it's so big. But the problem was, yeah, you get a big piece and you're like celebrating. You're like, Yes, I got a big piece. Yeah, but the problem was so here's the deal. So this is kind of the same principle I'm trying to get at. Like, I love it. I could eat that to the day, but I got to the point where I'm like I'm tired of cracking it open and doing I'm like, I'm full. And it was rich, and I was like, okay, it's full. The Matt, Dr. Magnice, and uh uh Daryl, they got like five more helpings. Yeah, I can eat it. And I was like, I like it, and I was getting full, but I I was like, I'm tired of doing all this work to do this. So it's like the brisket and that brisket hard work. What are you talking about, brisket? It's not the work, it's the cooking it. It's I think it's uh it's gotta be out here since I was in Louisiana. It's gotta be too rich. That's why I think it's too rich for me but to eat a lot, to eat like to really eat a lot. I know I know I like it. We've been out here since I like it. Remember those remember those sauces we had with that one spicy one we took it home with us? That was the best ever. On what one? When we went to that plate, this place, and that we tried the spicy one. I was like, oh my god, I could swim laps and it's in the bathtub, it's so good. Yeah, but I can't eat that much of it. I think it's because it's too I don't know why I get full, maybe. Maybe I just because I get full. There's something wrong with you. Sorry. I I don't I don't know. I get I could eat four bowls of potato soup. That's all carbs, though, but it's like I can eat protein like I can eat ten, I can eat a I eat tonight a uh huge steak. There's some with that barbecue, but uh ribs I could eat all day long. It's just that other stuff, that brisket, no that's a little bit. The ribs are I I could like the flat has to be in something, it has to be in the sandwich, it has to be in like uh I don't like pork pulled pork sandwiches. No. I'd rather do pork cold cold coleslaw and pickles. The guy that you the neighbor that did the thing, the the chicken that he the pulled chicken? Yeah, that I could probably swim in. It was so bad. Oh, it's so good. It's like beer can change. I love pulled chicken. I could eat that, but the pulled pork I can have one or two sandwiches and that's it. I'm done. How many sandwiches are you gonna put eating? Maybe that's the problem. Maybe I'm maybe I'm have high expectations. I guess I'm not 400 pounds. Maybe, maybe because I want to eat seven sandwiches, I can only eat one or two. Maybe, maybe it is. I do like it. I just kept I'm full. Maybe I'm full. I I actually I think we just solved the problem. It wasn't that I don't like it, but I'm just full. I'm just but yeah, how many do you want to eat? I like seven because there's like when you eat a sandwich, if you eat like barbecue, there's like there's like ten sides, too. I just feel like everybody just eats pulled pork like it's like you can eat like it's like going out of style. Like everyone eats like you can only eat like a sandwich or two in all because you have all the sides there. Okay, well, maybe I'm not not normal. Well, you have like I thought it was you have all those sides. I thought you would have like six or seven of those buns and sandwiches and coleslaw. No, who does that? I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Okay, so I guess I am normal. So you do get full. Jesus Christ. I think you can eat like eight of them. Like when you eat ribs, I could eat probably four racks of ribs. You can't eat four racks of ribs. Oh, yeah, I could. No, you could. Not half rack or half racks. So two. I could eat two racks of ribs easily. A half a rack is six bones. I love that. So you can eat, you can eat. Yes, I could. 100%. 24 bones. Oh yeah. 100%. Guaranteed. No. Yes, absolutely. If they fill off, if they will, I will off. 100%. I will bet you money on you can't eat 24 bones of ribs. I'll bet you any amount of money on my eat. I can probably eat 34 racks of ribs. I'll go with 36. You cannot. You know how many white castles I can eat? How many white castles we can eat? Probably like 22. Wait, doubles, singles, jalapenos. Do a jalapeno single. I can do 24. Oh, I couldn't do that many. Oh, yeah, I could. They're so good. No, I couldn't do that many. I love white castles. Don't go wrong. Oh, they're so good. We should order some right now. They tear me up though. I feel I feel so sick after eating it. But goddamn it. I love eating them. I think we just solved that that I do like brisket and all that. I just can't eat enough. I thought you guys all ate a lot more than that. How many, how many sandwiches do you want us to eat? I guess, I guess maybe I'm I do like all right. You think you were sitting there like we've I've eaten with barbecue with you a million times. And there's always like like four salads, four sides, and other shit. Yeah, I don't like all the I don't like all those sides. I know, but there's always all that crap. You don't like them. You have to try almost every sweet. Well, you have to try people's shit because otherwise they feel bad. I don't feel bad if you don't try my shit. Well, I don't try your shit. We don't have corn on the cob though. You don't cook, so I don't I do cook every goddamn night, you jack. I don't think you cook that much. Yeah, I do pretty much all the time. Yours is like your sore potatoes. Oh that's cooking. That's cooking. That's the only I remember eating. Well, you memory's bad. Well, because you don't eat over. We go out to eat, I've eaten with you many uh many times. How many people can be on a grill one time? What? How many people can be on a grill at one time? If I'm over there, I'm usually on the grill. How many people can be on a grill at one time? Two. One. One. You cannot have two. If I'm over there, it seems like I always end up cooking two. Which I don't mind. There's times believe it or not, there's times you're not over there and I'm cooking. So kiss my grits there, Alice and Mills Ben and one day at a time. I don't I don't know if uh excuse me. I don't know if I had a lot of your cooking though. Other than the potatoes. Oh, okay. Well done. I enjoy them. I enjoy the potatoes. Okay. Well no. All right. Back up. Shoot it. Shoot me a shoot me a thing that you cook. Yesterday. Tonight? No, for no, no, no. Like like like a group thing where we're all there and I'm I I ate it. Well, I helped the last time I actually helped with some soups. You came over. That was the last time I ate to get a homemade. I helped with soups with me and Negs. We cook soups. I did both. I do like I do like the Neg soups. We well so I give her credit for those. Okay. So you you see. Well, I'm not gonna take her a thunder, but I do about 70% of it. And she has all well back that off. We'll talk about that out there. Okay, so we'll talk about she's a little bit more. Let me ask you a question. Because it's her idea, it's her recipe. She does the fine details, but I do a lot of the cutting up prep. Yeah. Right. And dishes prep it for her. And dishes. Well, of course. I feel like I can crack. That is my idea. Let me ask you this. Do you clean up as you cook? Oh, 100%. 100%. I don't know why she does it. It drives me ass. Listeners, why do they not clean up bundles? You're driving right now. You're driving the car, you're listening to this, and you guys are both listening to this, and you're looking at each other. You do that, you do that. No, you do that. No, you do that. But think about it. Why don't you just clean as you go? Because it's cooking. Let's just let's just say soup, for example. It's cooking in the in the pot on the on the stove. Right? You have nothing to do. So clean up the goddamn dishes. Don't you want to eat when all the dishes are done and all you gotta do is do the regular dishes? That drives me nuts. I'm trying to eat it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I clean the entire time. I will hand wash. Yes. Hand wash them. I will too. Rather than put them in the dishwasher because I just want to get them out of the way. Some I do, but some I hand wash them. Yes. Some I throw in the dishwasher. Yeah. Some will hand wash just to get them out of the way. I won't even. Yes. I won't even do this when I'm done cooking. There is no dishes left over what I'm what by doing other than the plates and silver reused. Yes. Exactly. Everything else. That is the right answer. There is nothing left. Nagzilla, she does a great job cooking. A lot of times she'll cook to do this. Well, Fumbly's the same way. And I don't even want her to, I don't even want her to cook anymore. Okay. Fumble's. Because it's actually because then it's like, well, I cook now. You are in charge of the. Okay, fine. Well, then I'm just gonna cook for now on. And then I'll do dishes and cook. Because I don't want to have to do her dishes because she does such a why don't you wash them as you go? Yes. I don't always for the person that makes their bed every single day. How does that not comprehend it to like you? There's people that don't care about their beds. She cares about their bed every day. Like it has to be made. Like I get out of bed. If I put my two feet on the floor, the bed's made and it's tight, and I can't go back on. I'm like, oh my god, calm down. I just went to the bathroom. But she won't do the dishes while we're cooking. Wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, it's it's nuts. It's crazy. I can't handle it. I like I like pull the I like yes. I didn't pull them up. Oh yeah. She wants it like she wants it like a coffin. Oh no, no. I can't pull. I pull them up. I lay on top of it. And make it look like it's kind of made. Yeah. But it's not made. Oh, I know. But kind of make it look like made. But that's it, it goes against the whole thing. I wait for the cleaning lady to come like the following week on like Tuesday. And Wednesday, I get in and or Tuesday night, I get in, and it's nice and tight and clean. And then but think about it. The whole idea is you want it all nice and neat, and then but you don't clean up the dishes while you're cooking? I don't know. How does that not equate? Wouldn't that be the same thing? Yeah. If you want your bed made every day, wouldn't you have the dishes clean while you're cooking? You know what's funny is like and why do they use so many goddamn dishes? Let me ask you this. Does does Nags ever like would you cooking like if you're sitting there watching a game, does she go come here and help you with this? But if you're cooking, never ever. I never said, Can you come help me get this? Can you come get this? Can you help me grab this stuff? No. Okay, so a lot of a lot of it is hide. I love my wife, yeah. Some of the things is a hide thing. Can you come help me resist? Because it's like, okay, well, you remember we had that step stew that you had to have. But it's fine, it's fine. But you're right. I like last night. Like, well, tonight. Do you need when I was all done? Do you need help with the I was like, no, no, we're good. We're good. Thanks for asking. I don't mind. No, but I don't mind doing it either. I don't mind doing it either. I just I just noticed. Well, when the game is on, it's just key. I'm like, I pause it and I'm exactly that's the thing. I'm just saying you have to pause it. And then I'm I have so many questions going through my head. Yeah. Or I have so many questions going through my head, but I'm like, and then I finally now that I finally learned, I'm like, don't even say anything. Just do it. It's not worth it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. All you guys out there, you know what we're talking about. I'll give her credit. Like the other day, the I I made uh so I did brat the other night. Yeah, and I because we don't have a grill anymore. No. No, my mom gave me her. She's this. Use a trigger. No, I know. We could do the trigger. We got the flagstone, but that the grill has. So what I did was I boiled them in the on the thing. And then I and then I did the rest to get the burning on a on a uh skillet. Skillet. Yeah. So I did that. Which was fine. It's the same thing. What it is, but the uh trager. Do the trigger. But I didn't smoke flavor, so it's better. Well, that's the other issue. I put the Traeger pellets in a uh the yellow and black tote, left it outside on that moisture got in there, and it blew up like a bag of popcorn. You said I got and it says right on the bag. You're supposed to put it in a different type of tote and keep it in a garage. In the tote I have. I keep mine outside all year on. Well, I need to get a different tote. Because I might my smoke. It blew up like a I mean I have a I have a roof on my on my deck, right? I want to hit the bag. I want to hit the bag so it pop and it like shoot out. See, I have I have like that that I have a deck with the roof and screens and all that kind of stuff. Like the two and a screen? A deck. No, a what in the screen? A roof? A what? Roof? A roof? A roof? A roof? So I have a deck. I have a deck with a top. Do you guys say roof or deck with a top and sides? Rough.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:41

Not like a dog rough, but rough. Who says roof?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:46

But I keep my I keep my pellets in those toads. Not the blocking yellow ones. Wait a second. What's those birds? Who's bird? Do you have background music going on? It sounds like birds are chirping in here. Can you hear them? Oh yeah, it does, doesn't it? I like it. Where's that coming from?

SPEAKER_00 1:19:04

Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:10

That's what I'll say. It does sound like there's birds going on here.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:14

Maybe there's one in here.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:17

Anyways. Anyways. Anyways. But it was um yeah, no, you gotta get the toast I got. Like I like remember like you borrowed you borrowed some pellets last year, that one thing. I I keep them in there. Yeah, you're supposed to take out that bag and put it on and put tote. I'd say I dump them all, I dump them from the bag into that tote. And the dry on the bag I said that. Yeah, they like they last forever. I think my winter I go on there, the bag is like a popcorn that you left in for too long. And then I just want to go like this, the plastic, and it goes, but I didn't. I threw it away. Yeah, you can't use them no more. No, I I I wasn't. That's a waste of money. The whole bag is wasted. Yeah, what 20, 25 bucks? Yeah, just it's a joke. Yeah. Okay, so I think we gotta establish the boat. I may, I may be a uh um so we figured out you actually might like barbecue. Yeah, I just don't need to eat this much. I might expect I because I thought I had a four. I thought I had four. I think that was like the four, the overunder. Like I had to have a minimum of four to be like cool.

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Yeah.

Wrap Up And UFO Tease

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So I actually might like them. All right. You know, actually. I'm gonna try it again. Uh T T was telling me he made um he's I can't he's made uh there's uh they're called shotgun shells. He made them at home. He texted me one day, like last was it last weekend? Weekend before. Last weekend, weekend before. Shotgun shells. So it's like it's like it's like barbecue, it's like you put like a smok like a sausage into a noodle. Yeah, like a manicati or something like that. Man signs manicati? Yeah, man says manicati. And then you cook it. So it depends on the sauces. He says it's really good. I don't know. I would I've got I like those videos I've been sending you with the they can't that guy with the arm thing and the other guy that's really good. And I want to do some of them. That's why the only reason I send them to you guys is that way I can re-look at them. Because I don't want to save them otherwise. They do some good recipes on the line. I don't think you sent me any of those. I probably sent out the wifey. Oh, I don't think you sent me any ones. I oh my god, they look so good. And they look so easy. Well, make them I know, but you should have my potatoes. Huh? Anyways. All right, let's wrap this one up. Oh, wait, I got one last thing to say. Oh, wait, hold on. What are you doing? I'm not we're not gonna talk about that. Was it bad? Yeah, that was the thing we started the day off on. Started the day half on 70 pants. How long has it been? Are we at an hour? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, then we we can wrap it up. I gotta see it. Hour and 20. Oh, yeah, we gotta we gotta shut her down. There's always next time, right? Yeah, the five. Oh yeah, but we're gonna I see. Oh my god, there's UFOs out there. What are those three lines out there? Those are Star Lake. Oh, is that from over there? Maybe reflex from the lake. Oh, yeah, that you know what that means. Maybe what that means is I need a new drink. So either we're either gonna do it. Thank you for your guys listen or we're shutting her down. Um we're gonna have guests the next two shows, I think. All right, I like it. Alright, so we gotta get it figured out, and we have so many things that I have so many things I want to talk about, but we gotta save some of them. You guys can't get all tonight. No, no, they you want you to tune in. It's kind of like remember when Monday Nitro remember the wrestling show Monday Nitro? Oh, yeah, and it'd be like 8 58, and all the people at wrestlers would come running in, and you're like, oh my god, this is the greatest thing ever. And then they like, we gotta go roll a time, sorry, at nine o'clock and they shut off. Yeah, and so you'd watch next week. Yeah, find out what happened. Yeah, so that's what we're doing now. Yeah, find out what happens next week, y'all. Check it, check in next week. There is some UFOs outside the window. I don't know what's going on, but we'll have to post it on YouTube. That's a whole other thought. We need to get into that one. Oh, I like it. We need to get into the UFO thing.

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I think there's UFOs outside.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:32

Well, we need to get your cousin in here, the UFO. Uh oh, your cousin's not UFO, she's a ghosty ghost hunter.

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Oh, yeah, we can do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:44

No, she's not UFO. No, probably, yeah. Probably isn't it? Yeah, whatever. All right, guys. All right, let's put it on the line. All right, see you next time.