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Prom season is over, the grill is basically on standby, and we’re posted up at the cabin studio doing what we do best: catching up, arguing about nothing, and accidentally saying the quiet part out loud. We start with Memorial Day weekend stories that bounce from golf course culture to the eternal question of why a bar can stock ten types of vodka but still mess up a simple brandy request. Somewhere in there we talk about how jokes land, why tipping matters, and what happens when you have to circle back and apologize even when you swear you were “just kidding.” 

Then we go full nostalgia with the stuff that shaped an entire generation: phone books, payphones, dial-up internet noises, AOL, and the Napster era that made downloading music feel like a nightly mission. We connect it to today’s streaming subscriptions, YouTube payouts, and why artists fight so hard to control licensing. It’s funny, but it’s also a real snapshot of how fast culture shifted from slow connections to instant everything. 

The main event is Love Lines with Snacks. He breaks down prom season from the inside: group dinners, who’s a “date” versus who’s just in the carpool, jealousy dynamics, after-party realities, and the legendary fish house sleepover. If you’re a parent, you’re going to have thoughts. If you were ever a teenager, you’re going to remember things. We close with Vegas sports betting, Minnesota sports suffering, owl calls in the woods, and a final debate that somehow turns into beef liver and head cheese. 

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Transcript

Memorial Weekend Cabin Check-In

SPEAKER_01 0:16

That's such a good song. It is a good song. Happy Memorial Weekend, guys. Happy Memorial Day. How's that uh the Ariel's over here guys pipe going? I am, yeah. It was actually not shabby. Not shabby at all. Shabby. You like that? Uh, what was it? Captain Black. Captain Black, yeah. It's not bad. It's okay. It's not the greatest, but it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:35

Yeah, I sent you the link to that other one. Yeah, I just saw that. Yeah, that's I like that one a little bit better.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Shout out to uh Sweet Potato for that one. He put me on that one. I like Sweet Potato. Where is Sweet Potato? Sweet Potato's supposed to be up this weekend. I don't know. I sent him the invite. And I heard Cricket's back. Hmm. Too short, too short was that he's coming up. He was he was snappy-chatting him.

SPEAKER_06 0:55

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the deal is. I know on Friday they went out to uh our buddy's mom. She owns a bar in our local area. I know they went out there and I hung out, but I don't know what they did for the rest of the weekend. Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Hmm. I don't know where. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You know somebody that owns a bar in the local area right around here? Not around here down uh down in the cities. Yeah, Big Lake. How come we don't go freak with this place? I haven't been there since they bought it. It's uh at the old uh uh it's the thirsty bison now. Yeah, but it used to be the friendly buff. It used to be the friendly buff. Friendly buff. You guys know the owners that bought that one? I don't. They do. Well, maybe I do know him. Yeah, you know him. He was up here for the grad party. Uh he came up for New Year's a couple years ago. All right, we got one question on this one. Do they have E and J? Yes, they do. Okay, and they got plenty in stock.

SPEAKER_02 1:44

They got plenty in stock out there. You don't need to worry about running that one.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

No, I mean, he's got Jack. I mean, you know. Well, I know. I was telling you about the goddamn EJ the other day. The the thing that happened was uh uh we went to the uh golf course, the local golf course, and I've been asking one of the people there to get the regular E and J. Yeah, and they always have the blue E and J. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too vanilla, too much vanilla in there. And so when nobody was around that one, the one uh bartender said, Hey, you haven't I heard you haven't been here for a while, league. I said, Because I had hernia surgery. Like, yeah, or it was cold out, so you may pour a Q fill in for you. So uh I go, she goes, I go, When are you gonna get the red? She goes, I know, right? She goes, we sell way more of the red ENJ, the regular ENJ than the blue. I go, well then why won't you get it? Well, because some certain fellow likes the blue. I go, you can have both, right? You got multiple kinds of vodka. Right. You probably got like birthday cake and lemon and all other weird. Why don't you have the red and blue? And they're they're working. I'm putting I said last year when I pushed it hard, I got kind of scolding because apparently I came across as being a little rude to some of the beer gals. So I had to apologize. Duh. You did? Yeah, I got called out on it. By who? Yeah, by who? One of them. By the by the not uh you get called out by the the golf cart? You're being rude to the golf cart girls? She reported me to the back. It got back to Steve will and then he had to come ask me to go apologize. So I did, and I was like, I was kind of frustrated a little bit because I was like, I wasn't being rude. I was joking. There's no way, I mean, yeah, you'd be joking around. There's no way you're gonna go out there and be rude. Because it was about the E and J getting ENJ and it got back. But you took offense to it. Yeah. So then I apologize, and they're all fine afterwards. I said, I was totally kidding, by the way. I said, no, I really would like you to get it, but I wasn't like if I came across a little harsh, I apologize. And then they were fine, sorry, yeah, you're good, we're good. Yeah, I got called all in last year a little bit. I was kind of Did you just tip? Come white tip all the time. I mean the only way to really piss off a golf cart girl is not tip. And then we saw or doing some other impropriate. Little handsy or something. Yeah. Nords. Uh then today, today, guess who we saw today at the old golf course? Single D. I heard single D was there. I don't know if I should make this public knowledge, maybe because she's gonna listen. Um, she told me a little inside score. I'll tell I'll tell you off air. Well, really? Some some little bit of a you get some new news for the golf course. Oh, yeah. I didn't make it to the golf course today. Double D said to say hi. Hi. Hi, Double D. She actually's gonna listen. She's sorry, I I I couldn't make it. I have uh a little bit of a back twitch. I can say she has uh a new love life. I knew we knew that. Very happy. A new new love life. I don't know, I didn't get a lot of it. Like a year ago. We were in like like on a time crunch, so we didn't get to talk too much because she was the beer, she wasn't barred, they didn't have the bar open, then she's just out driving around the cart. I don't understand that. Well, she's the cart, she went around, she made the money. I know you I know you're gonna make money doing bar cart. Uh you have to have the cart lady, right? But you you gotta have the bar open. What's he got? Oh my god. Meathead. Yeah, he's a meathead, anyways. But yeah, so she was good. Everyone's my dog Frank. My dog Frank is up there. So you know we were talking about on uh Memorial Day. A lot of times we'll do a little nine-hole festivities up at the old golf local golf course, and we're we're speaking about the the owner. Well, not well, I gotta tell her about her, but she's nice, and then the uh beer lady we've known over the years, and she's good people. Well, she's very good, yeah. She's super good people. So we're just giving a little update on that because uh uh Eddie did not participate today, so I had to give him a little rundown. Yeah, I know. I didn't make it. He's got a pinched nerve or some back problem. I know, I gotta go to the doctor. That's good though, you gotta get it taken care of. And by the way, we got a new we got an uh old, man.

SPEAKER_06 5:46

Is it like you just said, oh, that's good, you know, you're getting that taken care of. Is that really good though? Daddy has to get that taken care of?

SPEAKER_01 5:51

Well, yes, it's not paid.

SPEAKER_06 5:52

You gotta get it taken care of.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

You do. I mean, you do. I know, I gotta go in for MRI. Yeah, I know. Do you spell MRI? Uh actually the actual word or just the the the the anagram or the anagram? What do you call it? Anagram. What is an anagram? Anagram is like, isn't that what you put like on your shirt?

SPEAKER_00 6:10

No, that's a that's hey, by the way, before we get acronym. Acronym, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

Before we get MRI too deep into the story, just for our listeners know, we got uh Daryl, which we're gonna get an update on his uh great college career. That that's it's gonna be after the break. And then we got another one time or two time. Two? Was he on the show twice? One one time we got snacks. Snacks you only been out once? Yep. Back. And we're gonna get a little bit of uh we're gonna call it Love Lines with Snacks, I think. We're gonna get a little update from the old cruising the halls at the local high school. Is this because it was just problem season? We don't need to get too graphic with that one, though. But it was just prom season. So we got it's still high school. Yeah, we were all we were all there once. I know we were all there once, and that was uh that was we got a little noisy. The dog was hungry, so he's eating steel. Yeah, so we'll get lots of things. That's why that's why I got that's that's the main reason why I got that thing I got. I almost drank his drink. I almost drank yours. No. Just mine. One of the main reasons why I got that that dog caddy, that that feeder thing. No more no more bowls getting carried around the house. Oh, he doesn't carry bowls around. That's because Grandpa Jay feeds him 45 times a day when we're up here. He doesn't give him it. It doesn't matter. He's got a time. He goes, it's between this time and this time, then I give him a snack at this time, and then he's got to eat between five and six. So I don't have to even deal with it. That is my my adjusting. I I do like that little adjustment. It's like it's like a little it's like a little furniture cabinet. He likes it. And you just pull the handle back and forth, and it feeds him exactly exactly a cup every time. You need to get it where it's electrical digit on your I'm not that lazy. I'm not that lazy. The problem is I don't want to have I don't want to overfeed him? No, I don't know. I have a cup, I don't overfeed him. I just have a cup, uh regular size. But I don't want him carrying the bowls around the house everywhere. Yeah, we had like six bowls, and you just grab one and walk around. He's tired, he's going to bed. That's all right. That's all right. It's been a long weekend. Yeah. Yeah, it's good times. It's only Sunday. Sunday. It was Sunday. Oh, I know. We got so much to talk about.

SPEAKER_06 8:26

Anyways, welcome, snacks. Thank you, thank you. Uh, feels good to be back after three years. Three years, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

I see you got a thicker mustache now.

SPEAKER_06 8:35

Yep, I sure do.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:37

Did you dye that? No, no, no. That's natural. Yep, all natural.

SPEAKER_01 8:41

Yep. Uh these kids dye their mustaches. I cannot believe it. What the hell is that noise? I shouldn't, I should, uh, I should dye mine. I think we should. I think we should. We should do orange. It was orange before. No, it was red tint. I remember when you did it the first time. I looked like I was 40. That was funny. It was dark brown. It was super dark brown. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now it's kind of black. That was you were probably like 25-ish. Yes. Depends which way you look at it in the sun. No, like 25-ish. He he he took it. He went to the. He just remended. He just remended it. I bought it. Because I got sick of these guys. It was black. So I'm not quite that old yet, but is my beard thicken than his was at the time quite yet, or no? No, he was better than you, I think. Sorry, bud.

SPEAKER_06 9:25

But I still got what?

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Three years still. Still got three years. No, I'm thinking even at like he at your age. He he he no, no, actually, you well. Yeah. It came in a little later for you. Better than me. I I I got no, I can't say nothing. Ate a lot of burnt toast. Yeah, I think you did. You I think you're lost my chest. Because it is getting thicker. Did you know when I had my did you know when I had hernia surgery that gave me a buzz down here? And she was like that lady liked it. She was giving me, I said, well, hey, you can do whatever you want. And she's laughing. Did you go Brazilian? I told you. Can you leave a triangle? I said she can make a landing strip. Arrow with the highway to heaven. I'm telling you, this you can ask, you can ask Negs. I think Negs was starting to get a little jealous because they were they were playing around down there a little longer than uh I think she liked. But then but then Negs was a googly gaga over the um the good looking uh doctor. Oh yeah, he was dreamy McDreamy. He's he had that chiseled jaw, you know, just kind of like mine. Yeah, he was he was an attractive young man. I'm not gonna lie. And he's a doctor. Oh yeah. And he's so he's rich. So he's got a lot of money. A lot of money, smart, he's he's smart, he's handsome. His hands were a little bit bigger than mine, not much. Not much, because I have big hands. They don't take much. I love you, man, but you got small hands. No, I don't. I don't know what that means. They're not even smaller than yours, you jackass. Those are like those are like child hands. Yours are just a little thicker. Yours see, like yours the um uh remember that Arl Swordsiger movie from like the 80s? Twins?

SPEAKER_07 11:09

That's no no no no no no man, man, man, sweet tiny. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

He's on a is it an alien planet? Um he's on Mars. Yeah, and he was

Golf Course Brandy Drama And Apologies

SPEAKER_01 11:20

uh he was a and then there's that there's that little guy that comes out of the guy's chest, and he's got those little hands that come out.

SPEAKER_04 11:25

No idea. I don't know. They lived on Mars.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Yeah, they lived on Mars. Arnold Schwarzenegger, total recall, total recall, total recall, and there's like a little alien that comes out of the dude's chest. He's got these little hands that come out. He's got better than being from Mars. He's got those little hands that come out. Oh yeah, yeah, it reminded me kind of that like little baby hands. Jesus, for love of God.

SPEAKER_06 11:44

Is it that or is it kind of like uh have you you've seen a scary movie, scary movie before, haven't you? The original one? The original one where they got the old guy with the old guy, and he got that little baby doll hand that he's like mixes up the mashed potatoes with.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

That's probably pretty comparable as well. I I think I did see that, but it's been a long time. I don't remember much of that one. I think I see. I seen that. You guys don't understand that they're not that I just shook uh two people's hands recently, and I'm like, oh my god, these guys have small hands. Me? No. No, they weren't eight, were they eight? They're adult men. It was up, I think, in Grand Forks was one of the places, and the other one was in Vegas. Oh, really? I was Vegas, yeah, we're just in Vegas. I was like, what the hell, dude? You guys always try to make fun of my large mitts, and I was like, I want to take a picture, but I didn't want to be rude. Kind of like I don't know yet, I just shook your hand, but can I take a picture of your hand and put it next to mine so I can show people? See? See? They can get smaller. Well, that's what you said. One time we were at that bar. Where were we that time? And then we were at was it Nashville, I think it was, and these girls were doing like the bachelorette party, and me and sweetie, sweetie here. We go, that goes, Oh, yeah. He goes, I go, Well, I'll do a shot if my brother does one, and then he said the same thing, yeah. And they go, You guys are brothers? And goes, yeah, twins. She goes, Oh, she goes, Yeah, like, have you seen the movie? And then she goes, Yeah, I see the resemblance.

SPEAKER_05 13:16

Something about underwear, too.

SPEAKER_01 13:18

Yeah, like what was uh something about that underwear?

SPEAKER_02 13:21

They thought we were twins, they thought we were actually twins. I don't wear underwear. Oh, yeah. That's what your brother said. Yes, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Yes, I don't have any on. That's what I said, and you said the same thing. We had our backs, we didn't know what we were talking, and we were like, Yeah, I don't wear underwear, and that's what your brother said. I know. Oh, my twin, yeah. Oh, I do see the resemblance he says. I was like, oh wow, after a few brain. Except for and hands. For the wrist, he said for the wrist up, not from the hands up. Oh, okay. Yeah, well, it was fun, it was good times. Well, I'm already empty. Jesus Christ, we're only what are we into like 15 minutes, not even 15 minutes. Well, yeah. Duh. It took a while to get going, though, I guess. Well, yeah, I know. And snacks is we got Japan too. We got Jalo here.

SPEAKER_07 14:12

He's like far behind over there.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

I know. You're empty too. We're all empty. All right, and he here's a solo cup we can go. Sadly, sadly, 15 minutes into it is not the fastest. We had to do a brandy break. And nobody even knows when we take a break because it when it's seamless, you just play the music. Well, some of them breaks have been 45 minutes. We should just have be hidden record. We got a whole different side stories when getting it. A lot of the best materials when we're on a brandy break. I know what it is. But there's uh, yeah, we've had some we've had some really early ones. I did that one time where I just paused it. Hey, we did our brandy break because we were it was like too early. It was like five minutes into the show. Oh, we can do a pause. And I just paused it and we didn't. Yeah, that's what it was. I mean, it was kind of like a pause thing, and we came right back, and with it, I didn't play the music like I like we're going to like a normal brandy break. I just sort of paused it. We could do that again. We could go a little bit. Actually, we probably don't even have to pause it because we got the ice right here and the brandy right here. We could probably make it while we're talking. Yeah, you could. All right. I don't care. But we gotta pass it around. Are you done with your pipe already? Yeah, I am. I need a 99 bottles of brandy on the wall. 99 bottles of brandy, take one down, pass it around. I was watching a video and they're yeah, I was talking about mixing it. You gotta mix, you gotta mix like uh the brandy with a coconut? No, like a like a like a different uh tobacco with the cherry. A blonde with a brunette. I I guess I guess I got a stogie going right now, so I carry it. You need to mix it a ready, redhead. We might gotta get the coke. I don't know what I need to dump it out though. Are we still alive or did you pause the colour? No, no, we're still live. Oh, good. We're going on the air. I can't hear you. This is this is like why'd you take your headphones off? Well, I don't know because I was focusing on my uh drink. That's why we have J-Lo here. He's like well, I didn't want to make him mad. There's more coke right back there on the floor next to the behind the in the back of the studio. Is this your early start drinking? No, no, it's almost so you're keeping them weak for now. Normally, normally the grill would be lit at this time. Normally, yeah, it's right. It's after five. It is normally the guys go and get the uh pizzas on new uh Memorial Weekend. I told them. Then we stop by we stopped by Lefties. Yeah, I said I'm not so the girls are gonna go do it, and they're gonna go stick by lefties and yeah, pick a bunch of dudes up. Last year was funny when we went to the bar. What do you mean? Because they brought the pizza, they came over and said we'll tell you when the pizza's ready. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. I don't need to go up because I'm ahead on pull tabs. Thank you. You're welcome. I used that today at the golf course for a round of drinks. It was like free.

SPEAKER_05 16:57

Who did? They're getting it.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

Who did?

SPEAKER_05 17:01

Your kids, my kid.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

Oh, they left?

SPEAKER_05 17:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

This isn't my cup. Yeah, so we got nipples in it.

SPEAKER_05 17:09

Yeah, that's the one you gave me.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

Oh. Alright, I'm good. Whatever. It's oh wait, this is Oh yeah. The cups are from here. Yeah, yeah. I'm used to the cups from my place. I like the dimples. I know. Fits my fingers. I know, but I gotta get the different ones because I can't. We gotta have them separate a little bit. Oh, yeah, that's right. Anyways, hey. Where do they go though? Who's but the brady cups? They go to the same place. I've had to buy, I've had to buy like two different sets of brady cups now. They go to the same place pens go to. Where? Good question. Where are the pens up in? I don't lose pens and then go. I don't lose pens. Oh, I always do. I don't lose pens. I have no idea. There's somewhere that somebody's got like a million pens. No, I like I like these pens. What is that? They're sharpies. Yeah, I like them too. These are nice. They write good. Yeah, they write really good. That's why you should have a better signature for your hand. What are you looking for? Right back there by the uh back of the studio. What? No, I have a great signature. Huh? Yeah, I've got a doctor right there on the floor. What the hell is this? I've got like a doctor's signature.

Snacks Returns And The Brandy Break

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Oh, you gotta pause it. Oh. Pause, pause. Alright. Fun police is coming in here. Hold on a second. Coming in hot. Alright, fun police got to interrupt this. Well, that's alright. It was just a pause. Sweet tea said we just pause it, we make it cocktail. We don't have to. We kind of didn't just pause it there. We got a little dead air. If you guys hear a little gap in the in the episode there, that's just uh fun police. That smells pretty damn good. Everybody's smoking here. I do like that. There's smoking cigarettes and watching Captain. The best is when you're closing. Get your beer. Oh, I'm on. It makes the beer taste better. I can't hear you because Jade's over here singing. I'm not sure where he's singing, though. You never heard that song? Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo. Oh, yeah. It's a Staller Brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

Yeah, it was on uh Pulp Fiction.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Yes, it was. Yes, it was. I have that album, Elbabum. You seen it? The Pulp Fiction movie? They danced. Never seen it. Have you never seen Pulp Fiction? No, that's one I haven't. I don't like when they're eating breakfast. I don't think I've seen the Godfathers either. And they're smoking cigarettes while they're eating. Number two. That's what I heard. I don't want that.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

What's the other mafia? Good fellas? Yeah, watch that one too. Never seen that one.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

I saw the one with the conversations going on here at once. We gotta narrow this down. We were talking about Pulp Fiction and they're smoking cigarettes and eating and then Daryl time. But then Daryl's talking too. So we gotta like do like one conversation at once. Go ahead. Well, you're too late now. Proceed. That was Happy Gilmore. No, that was Billy Madison. Billy Madison, that's what it was. With the penguin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:01

Sucking on that glass stick.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

Well, what were you saying? I didn't hear you.

SPEAKER_06 20:07

They're talking about uh I've never seen Pulp Fiction. Never seen that one.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

Good film. How did you not let the poor kid see Pulp Fiction? Uh it's rated R when it came out, and he was like four. You've he's seen a lot. You I've been with you before, and you let him watch uh uh Naked Mile. Great movie. Yeah, great movie. That's a hunting trip. That don't count. That's a man of DVD. That's that is a great movie, by the way. That's like top five. There's some attractive things on that show. So you let him watch Naked Mile. I let him. It was I was driving, you guys played it on the truck, so it was on in the top.

SPEAKER_02 20:48

We were in uh your place house.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Oh is that the first time you saw it? No. No, I didn't think so. You seen it before that. Yeah, I've seen that one. Naked Miles topics.

SPEAKER_06 20:56

Yeah, we're at my buggy sauce on his Netflix account. They're like, no, we can't watch it. We can't watch it. It's on my account. My mom's gonna see it.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

He kills grandma in the beginning. He kills grandma with the money sh. It's like, you killed grandma, and that's when it all started. It's the best one of all the whole franchise by far. By far. Oh, that's better than all the other, like the whatever the hell the original one. What's the original one's called again? American Pie. American Pie, yeah. And then Eugene Levy's like, and then well, yeah, I I did make I started this back in the 60s or whatever. Yeah, there's some good looking ladies in that one. There is some good looking ladies in that one. The other movie we were talking about the other day. Oh, I don't know. Vacation. That's a great movie, too.

SPEAKER_06 21:40

Yes, the the new one that came out.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

Yeah, uh Christine Applegates like that. Yeah, there's a lot of something about the van. What the hell is the van? What was their name? Debbie Will. The van, the van, the van that he rents in that movie. Looks like those Wayne looks like those uh Amazon. We saw him in Vegas. Vegas movie. Nobody drives them. Right. It's like a taxi, but Nobody drives them. Oh, there. And they look like the car from uh Vegas Vacation. It's like there's no front end. There's no not Vegas. The after Vegas. The later vacation. The newest one. I can't tell which way. And so we were down there for the frozen four. And we pulled again.

SPEAKER_06 22:17

Yeah, we're on the we pulled up next to one.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

We rolled the window down, and there was people in it. I'm like, roll your window down. And they're like, we can't we don't know how. Because we were playing music. Remember that, Daryl? Did you take one of those? We were trying to get no, we were in the gutter. And they're like, we rolled the window down and we had music going. And we're like, roll your window. Everyone's laughing because they we don't know how to open the window. Because we're like, we want to hear what kind of music you listen to, you know? So you went to I remember this. So you just alright. So the so Jay goes to Vegas with the kids and wife. And never again. And he goes to watch ever again. To watch hockey. Hockey. He's gonna go watch hockey, the college hockey. And then I call I saw his texting him as I'm sitting at the bar with my with Fun Police watching the same hockey game. He's sitting in Vegas watching at the bar. He didn't go to the game. I didn't quite understand that. Why didn't you guys get tickets? He goes he was all in Vegas to watch at the bar. I'm like, you could have been sitting here and being Fun Police and watching at the bar too. We're sitting here having some coldies and I had a great time. It did turn out pretty sweet for me. I was only gonna buy tickets if they made it to the finals. I wasn't gonna pay another $400 for freaking tickets and then buy $80 beers at the arena. Vegas is ridiculous, man. That's I know it is. That's expensive. How much do you think I spent on that damn cigar? $55 on that cigar. Yeah, it was that bad though. It was pretty good a bet. Yeah. That's a good. I I don't know, I know the brand. I never had that one, but I've had another brand. I was being a follower that day. Normally I'm a leader, but that day I was kind of a follower.

SPEAKER_07 23:53

Well, we want to bet on the goddamn. We bet on horses.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

We used to get free drinks. We rent this place here. $50

Movies We Missed And Vegas Prices

SPEAKER_01 24:00

per person for drinks if you want to bet on horses. No, it's only $50. It's $50 per person to sit at a table. Oh, at the table. Sorry. We went and washed years ago. We sat there and drank for free and just put on a gamble on the horses and we got free drinks. Not not there. No, is that because we're at the Venetian, maybe? I don't know. Maybe it's a difference.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

We did it at the wind.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

Well, the wind would be just the same thing. We're next door to the wind. We're across the street from the wind. Yeah, we're across the street from the wind. I looked up the golfing. The AI sales between $500 and $900 a person. Your AI doesn't work though. It's not. What the hell was your AI the other day? It says our tractor was a 1959. But the tractor they didn't make that model in 1959. You're like 10 years off. He's dating his AI chick. He's secretly dating his AI check. We might need to take phone police and have a little talk with her because he has a actual relationship with his AI chick. I actually kind of do too. She's kind of hot. You talked to my AI chick way more than I was. But last night, she last time I talked to her, she didn't remember who I was. I don't know if they made it. Maybe they cleared because she did remember you before. Yeah, she did. She didn't remember you. She did. She remembered me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She did. She was like, Yeah. Oh yeah, I remember you. Yeah. It was funny. Well, we were fighting. I do like I use uh the co-pilot AI, or I use Grok, but the co-pilot AI has got the sexy voice. I don't use any of that garbage. I just look it up in a phone book. What's that?

SPEAKER_02 25:33

Hey.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

Yeah, no, mine's just a little bit. I got a question for snacks and Darrow. Do you guys know what a phone book is?

SPEAKER_06 25:38

I do. Uh yes. You do? Yep.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 25:40

Yeah, it's kind of like where you got everyone's phone number from the local area. You can see what their name is.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

You line it up with your phone number. How do you find their name? Wait, wait. Wait, how do you find their name? Daryl would know this because he's been hunting with us. Remember that time we were in North Dakota and we had to go get a phone book out to find out who owned the property? Yes. Yeah. And we call that the phone books. Yeah. Well, didn't he didn't know what a payphone was the first time we saw it? Do you know what a payphone is, Snacks?

SPEAKER_06 26:03

Oh, that's a phone that you pay to use. Well, how do you pay for it? Uh use quarters. Very good. See? Yeah. Do you know where is it like 75 cents a minute or 25 cents a minute? No, it used to be just 10 cents.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

What's something else? That's what you call adult hotlines.

SPEAKER_05 26:19

25 cents you should get a few.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

That's they used to be 900 numbers. Not 800, 900. Oh, yeah. I remember that shit. I remember that was around. I never tried it. I mean, I never did it, but I was too young.

SPEAKER_06 26:32

Wait, do you know what dial up is? Uh I think so, yeah. What is it? Um, it's hard to explain for in my point of view. Not really hard to explain.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

Do you know what dial up is? That's not the one they with the rotary on it.

SPEAKER_06 26:45

That would be a rotary phone.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

That's a rotary. I'm talking about what dial-up is.

SPEAKER_06 26:49

You know what dial-up is? No idea what dip is. Dial-up internet.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

How about dial-up internet is what I'm really called?

SPEAKER_06 26:54

No. No.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

Can you play it? Play the song. Play it like dialogue. Or the music. So when the internet first came up, it was like almost like a fax machine. So you had to listen to these noises. It went bling bling bling bling. And now you're connected and you're connected to AOL. Because AOL was the only thing that was in. Yeah, you got mail. And it was so slow. You guys don't even have any clue.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

You're trying to stream a dirty movie.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

Well, remember Napster? You can get the right there. This is it. Listen. That's it. You guys can't hear it, but.

SPEAKER_05 27:33

You had to sit through that before you got onto it. Yeah, you had to wait for this all.

SPEAKER_06 27:37

See, I've heard this noise before. I did not know it was dialogue.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

Yeah, so then it and then that bar would start and it would take forever. Yeah. You might as well watch a movie, make a sandwich, and then you're connected. Remember, we did that? We were talking to people online a few times. I think we went on a saw. Didn't we go like you like talk to somebody and we went on and saw them and they were like 950 pounds? No, I don't remember that. I think so. I think you were chatting, and you're like, they're like, come on over, we're just over here. And then they were like 950 pounds. That was that was uh somebody. Yeah. That was Chico. Oh yeah, no. He thought he was in love. I'm like, you know, it's like either a dude or some big no, no, no, that was Chico. So then we did go over there. We did go over there.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

We went over there in like Brooklyn Park.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

And we went over, and the girl was like, oh my god, she was like, Boom baba, boom, baba.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

That was Chico. That was back when AOL was in the city. He was in love. He thought MySpace or something. No, it was Aol. It was ALL, chat room or something. And he was in love. And we went there. Do I do remember that? We went to Brooklyn Park. Yeah. And she was about six bills. Oh, it was not good. It was funny. It was not even. That was. Huh? Did he complete the task? No. No, we were. We were laughing too hard. Yeah, no, we didn't go. I was like, I even back then I knew that nothing was real on the internet. And it just came out. It's kind of like you when we did that. The guy where we were. I forgot all about that. I do remember doing that though. We were the bar, the lady from the bar, and we were texting them. Or you were texting them. That was funny. I think we told that one on the air already. Oh, yeah, yeah, they thought that's true. These guys are lame. I want to go. We should go party. And we're like, I well, won't you just leave him? Come meet me. And then it was us texting. He was texting. I remember hearing one that's so funny.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Well, maybe a friend with me. You need to go find your friend. Yeah. Okay, I'll call you back. I'll text him. He'd come back. Hey, you want to go?

SPEAKER_01 29:47

Yeah. Gonna go to the bar. Yeah, we're gonna go. I'm like, no, no, well, we're we're fine. Yeah, these guys are all lame.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

It was us.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 29:59

I'm like, okay, I'll go with you. Yeah. We're gonna go with that, but no, it's you gotta get closer to the mic.

SPEAKER_01 30:07

Dial up though, so that was a good one. Dial up was, yeah, that was awesome. Did you know that all you got on the internet before? That's how you got on the internet. You actually had to hook up a phone. Phone line, you had to plug your phone line and it's like. I don't remember how it worked, but I remember when I got DSL. That was like the coolest shit in the world. Because I could download like tons of Napster songs. Yeah, I remember you had Napster songs. Yeah. Until before, yeah, it was just free back then. And then it got and then it got then they shut it up. They banned it. Yeah. You could download, you could download like Napster songs. You could download like 10 songs a night. So this is like your new Apple Music or your Spotify? It was before all that. Before all of it, though.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

The artists weren't getting paid for it though. So they got like stealing.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

And then somebody from Minnesota, from Brainerd, it was a gal. She did defy it. It was Duluth. And she kept doing it. It was Duluth. And she they actually threw the book at her. Yeah. Like she got like a million dollar million dollar and she was started crying. I didn't know. Well, they gave her like 14 warnings, and they're finally like, no, we're gonna make an example. This one, she was from Minnesota. Sure. And then she I think she ended up getting. Did you go to jail? Maybe I don't know. She got fined a lot. She got a lot, like big time. Maybe about a million, it was a couple hundred thrink. But they they they threw, yeah, they threw the book at her for sure. Yeah, Metallica. Metallica started that because they're like, we gotta get paid for our work. We're not gonna just throw it out there and nobody make any money.

SPEAKER_04 31:28

They're the ones that still aren't like on Spotify or Andorra or anything.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

Right. No. And then T Swift, she did something smart too. I don't remember what she did, but she's got all kinds of good licensing.

SPEAKER_06 31:38

That's like Garth Brooks, he did the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 31:40

He won't go to Apple, he's only on uh Amazon. I don't know. I could look at it. I bet you I could find it. I think you can find it on YouTube, though, can't you? Yeah, you can do YouTube. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

If someone uploads it.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

But I think YouTube, I think YouTube, I think they pay out for X amount of views on it. Probably. Yeah. So I I think I'm pretty sure I can get like T Swift and all those people on YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

Like Garth Brooks, like on Pandora. You'll play Garth Brooks, like Low Fan or Friends of Low Place, there's something it'll be someone else think. It won't be his or anything.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

No, see, I think I can get the real stuff on on uh YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Maybe if someone uploads it.

SPEAKER_01 32:14

Well, because you pay for YouTube. No, because you pay for, I mean, it's a it's a subscription service, right? Yeah, you can pay for it. I pay for the premium. It's just like this. We don't just put our content out for free, we get paid. Yeah. E and J should be like Alright, we gotta we gotta do something about these text messages. What text? I don't know. Every time I turn around, I've got like 80 more text messages. It's the pictures. Favorite people. I'm not well we don't want dead arrow. We can look at that later. Oh, so hey, is it break time yet? Did we take a break yet? No, we we did we we kind of went through it.

SPEAKER_05 32:50

Oh probably in the next week.

SPEAKER_01 32:51

Because I want to do like a sport update. Like a two-minute sport. Two minutes because we don't want to do all sports, but we've got to do a two-minute sport update. We'll come back to that. Okay. Let's do

Phone Books And Dial-Up Internet Nostalgia

SPEAKER_01 33:00

well 33 minutes. So let's do uh one guy. Uh we're just talking about our Vegas trip. We can talk about Vegas, we can talk about more Mortal Day weekends. What's going on so far? All right, let's do a Moro Day weekend for here. It's hot out. Yesterday was like nice. Water's cold. Water's cold. Was that you out there surfing or boarding board?

SPEAKER_06 33:20

Yep. Nice warm 56 degree water temperature. Yeah, it's definitely shrivel season. Wait a second.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

Speaking of shrivel season, when we're gonna do our um uh love lines with snacks, we'll do that after the break. Do that after the break. Okay, so we got that. So morrow we get so far we've done well, dogs and burgers. That was actually those burgers are good. Nice job on those. I'm gonna tell you right now. That was pretty that was pretty solid. I've had some good potato salad in my life. I almost think that that might have been the best potato salad I've ever had.

SPEAKER_03 33:52

You have to have grandma Sally's, huh? Grandma Sally's.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

It was so good. It was pretty good. I had some today too. I almost started crying. I was so happy eating it. That's uh that's a little extreme, but yeah. I had tears in my eyes, I was so happy. It was so good. I was like, it was like potato thou. Do you know what was nice about that dinner yesterday with the with the burgers and brats and dogs or whatever? The small plates, so I didn't overeat. We didn't notice that. Yeah, I liked a small plates. Small plate. You can't pile it on, so you can only pile on so much. Because I had I wanted more, but I was I like especially those calico beans. Oh, I almost went back in. What do you mean they didn't get those? There was no room on my plate, so I didn't want to go back anymore. Those burgers were so good. The burgers turned out pretty good. Oh my god, they were so good. Then the and that potato salad, wowzers. Wowzers. Huh? Oh, we got a newcomer here. I don't eat dessert.

SPEAKER_07 34:57

Rhubarb's out the door.

SPEAKER_06 34:58

That's out the door. Rhubarb's no good.

SPEAKER_07 35:00

I have ice cream?

SPEAKER_06 35:01

No, no, that's I don't like rhubarb. I don't like zucchini. I don't like squash, and I don't like head cheese.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

That's about it. The only thing that I have for dessert is um ice cream or blizzards. That's the only two things I have. Ice cream or blizzard. That's it. Or or chocolate chip cookies or those other cookies. What about cheesecake? Oreos? Well, choose cheesecakes is like twice a year. Huh?

SPEAKER_04 35:21

What about creme brulee?

SPEAKER_01 35:23

No, that's fancy. No. I'm not a big creme brulee guy.

SPEAKER_04 35:27

You don't like creme brulee?

SPEAKER_01 35:28

It's okay. It's I don't even know how to spell that. It's crème. A creme brulee that's not too sweet. It's not, it's because they're actually usually most of them are not that bad. Because they're not they're not like super, super sweet. But I don't need the I don't need that that's so sugar crust on it. I still think this has gotta be the cups if you want to.

SPEAKER_06 35:46

The greatest dessert out there is the ice cream sandwiches. Now with the you know, like the chocolate fake breading on it. It's the one where you get the two cookies and the ice cream in the middle. Those are those are all time. Those are all time right there.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

You ever watch those videos where they take those ice cream sandwiches and they set them out and they don't melt? Yeah, it's probably like McDonald's. No, like the regular ice cream sandwich.

SPEAKER_06 36:06

No, I'm just saying, that's like McDonald's burgers. I bet they do the same thing.

SPEAKER_05 36:10

The bugs when you don't melt. It's like did you see the cones with the charcoal on it?

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Yeah, they don't melt. Yeah. Do you ever see the one where they put the cheeseburger from the 60s? Yeah. And he kept it in a wrapper and it was still the same. It didn't mold. No. No mold. They're like ice cream. That's that's not right. That's good for you. That's good for you right there.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

I mean, talk about shelf life right there. I mean, that's the best you can.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

If that goes in my belly, it's not getting moldy. So I'm good. It's not like raw chicken.

SPEAKER_06 36:36

But is it gonna dissolve even or is it just gonna stay home?

SPEAKER_01 36:39

McDonald's is so good. I I disagree. I don't like breakfasts. No, I can do it. It's McMuffin with egg and a breakfast.

SPEAKER_06 36:47

Still on my bucket list, White Castle.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

I need to go there.

SPEAKER_06 36:50

I need to go one time.

SPEAKER_01 36:51

I can't believe your dad's not taking it white. I know. I mean, shitty father. Yeah, that's not good. First of all, first of all I think both bed boys at White Castle. What do they think? One-on-one. Oh, there you go. They don't they don't really have been blown away by it. Have you taken them Pittsburgh Blue? Oh, weird, because they haven't. He was, so huh. That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_06 37:11

I still think White Castle Trump's Pittsburgh Blue.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

From what I heard. They do like me some White Castles. The jalapeno cheeseburgers, they're pretty tasty. They are pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

The best thing is when you tell what you when you tell me this, you go get however many slayers you get, get the meal.

SPEAKER_06 37:26

Then rather than eating it in the uh White Castle parking lot, you gotta go drive to the back of a node, sit in the back row, look out both windows, make sure no one's watching, then you just go to town on it. That's awesome. I do. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

I do. What's your go-to? What's your go to at White Castle? Uh the only one I go to is the one at Maple Grove. No, no, no. Not what's location. What do I do? What is your what's your order? Jalapeno cheeseburger. Doubles or singles? I do singles, I do like eight. Eight of them? And I do well, six to eight, and then I do fries. You do doubles at least you get a little more meat. I never didn't want to take him there. We just never talked to Bogoner. Maybe he should come, Brown, and I can take him to it. Ooh.

unknown 38:08

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

Bight words. I didn't know that was a big deal. There's not a lot of them around. There's only one in Mabel Grove, and there's one in Coontown, I think, right? There's one over 65. Yeah, there's one on 65 over next to the next to the one. Why are you gonna be going over to 65 for Christ's sakes? I'm over by 65 years old. Yeah, over by over my over by farmers. There's one at Coon Rapids by Riverdale.

SPEAKER_05 38:34

Riverdale?

SPEAKER_01 38:36

Well, there's one in Mabel Grove Rev 94. That's the one I normally go to. That's the one I go to. I swoop in, I swoop out, I go in the back of the parking lot, I roll the windows down, turn K-Fan on, and I just go hammer. Hammertime!

SPEAKER_07 38:48

Hammertime!

SPEAKER_01 38:50

No, I still say the breakfast sandwich is there the best.

SPEAKER_07 38:53

I feel like a fat guy.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

The breakfast sandwich is still the best because it's like a real Friday.

SPEAKER_07 38:58

I feel like a fat guy.

Napster Fallout And Music Getting Paid

SPEAKER_01 39:00

I do. I go and then I sit there and look around, make sure that's it. You ever get the breakfast? And there's one fat guy over there, you do the same thing to me, and I'm like, and then a fat lady will pull up in her car, and I'm like, thumbs up for both of them. And then we go So you sit next to the culvers, yes, eating the eating. Yes, it's great. Do you ever go breakfast there? No. No, never, never had breakfast. The breakfast is better than anything else. I don't think I've ever actually had it. It's like wonder bread, a sausage patty, and a real and a real fried egg. I think it's the buns that are so the bread is like just drenched in butter and crispy.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

I had a really good breakfast sandwich like that. Which one? Bobby and Steve's.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

Oh, probably.

SPEAKER_06 39:43

It's probably similar to that.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

I guess he's Bobby and Steve's.

SPEAKER_06 39:46

You know that got good breakfast. What my grandpa says, like, yeah, I'm like, I always ask him, like, you been away? Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I've been there. I'm like, he's like, breakfast, so that's where it's at. He's like, he's going out to a diner. You're going to that diner getting real breakfast food over there.

unknown 39:58

Bring me that back.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

I'm sold. I'm sold.

SPEAKER_01 40:01

He said that he's been there for breakfast? Yeah, he said he loves it. Oh, I never heard that. Their breakfast sandwich is pretty good. I mean, not like the slider breakfast sandwich was, but like the the the the breakfast sandwich was like water bread. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 40:15

I think those at home. It's good.

SPEAKER_01 40:17

Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Or English muffin is good too, but just good white bread.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

Yeah. If anyone's wondering what that noise was, it was just an ATV going by. We're up at the cabin studio. We're in the studio, and it's there's a lot of traffic going around here. There's a lot of things getting on. There's a lot of things going on. It's all bargain. We got brandy and brewing. We got mustaches with dying. Seven o'clock. It's like prime time right now. It's a lot of shit going on. Yeah, we got a lot of shit going on, but we got we're keeping it shit. We're keeping it real. Hey, you know. As any safe. Alright. Well, you're making a drink. I'm gonna make a drink here in a second. Can you play one of those songs? I'm gonna repack the pipe here. You repaired the pipe. We'll get well. We're gonna take a break. I'm gonna make a brandy. Then we're gonna come back music. Bump on him. Then we play, yeah, our song. And then you do the that one. I like that one. Not that one. We might have to call Q on speaker. I can't. I can put him on. Oh, he's probably at the Muni. Oh, he might be at the rustic. Rustic. That's out of our. I'll text him. I'll see if he's at the rustic. I'll give him a call. Oh, you text him first. Yeah, we'll take a five minute. Everyone regroup. I got lots more. We haven't got half of the stuff on here. I gotta talk to snacks about love line. We haven't talked to love. Yeah, we haven't talked. We haven't done snacks, love line. We haven't done Daryl schools being over. That's kind of good. Um we're gonna talk about kids and marinating. I'm not sure where that one's going. Electricians. Oh, yeah, where's electrician hauer? Where the hell is that at? Oh, he might. We'll get him. We'll get him on the break. Can he wander off to do a little shut out? Wait a second. I don't see any women either girls over there. Oh no. Just kidding. He is not with the girls. He's he's happily dating another young lady.

SPEAKER_00 42:06

Oh, he is.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Do we bring that up in the air? No. Maybe. I don't care. It's a free zone. Is it free zone? It's like podcasts. You can just talk about whatever you want. I'm gonna text his father to see what the hell's going on and see if we got uh all right, guys. We'll be right back. We're gonna take a quick five. All right. Hey,

Buzzsprout Plug And Cabin Smoke Talk

SPEAKER_01 42:43

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SPEAKER_00 43:04

Everybody's smoking here. What is this, the 1970s or what?

SPEAKER_01 43:10

You remember when we went down? I feel like we should be fully indoors for this. First of all, we went to hunt one time. A big cloud.

SPEAKER_06 43:16

Yeah, we needed just a smog going around.

SPEAKER_01 43:17

We went down to Nebraska hunting with uh wooden panels. Sweet tea's uh like we used to go every year with his brothers, and we'd break a crew from our town and we'd meet up somewhere. And we went a couple years ago we went to Nebraska or whatever, and they still had smoking in the bars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And finally we were like, this secondhand smoke sucks ass. So we went and bought cigarettes. We hadn't smoked in like 10 years, so we bought a cigarette. We smoked the whole weekend. I mean, I was chain smoking. I was like, I was chain smoking, and then that Sunday on the way home, we go, you know, you had to drive all the way back, eight hours where I'm like, I'm never smoking again. My I just felt but I did Samuel L. Jackson. I that was the last time I smoked cigarettes, I think. I haven't smoked a cigarette in I don't know how long. We should get some. We got some. The last time I think I had a cigarette was probably over at Mars. I know a guy. Back in the day. You used to have a pack and you'd sneak them to Uncle Rob. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Because he'd sneak them for me. He'd sneak them for me. I like one marble light. Just he'd kill it to me and like, hey, yeah, I'll have I'll have one. We'd sit up here, we'd sit up here and have a cigarette. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. Yeah, Rob used to meet yeah, you rob and I'm. Well, I remember we were there at that hunting thing, and remember like everyone smoked, right? And we're like the one was so that's like, well, I guess we'll just smoke because it's healthier than breathing in the secondhand smoke. But even though you're smoking, you're breathing the secondhand, you're doing both, right? Because you're in the same vehicle. And it was it was weird because Minnesota had banned smoking in the bars and restaurants, and now they I didn't like that at first, but I do like going to restaurants. That's great enough.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

Yeah, you think about it small towns, even here, like you go to a small town, they're like, screw, they'll pay the fine.

SPEAKER_01 45:01

Do they really? But you remember I don't even know a small bar and even as a lot of smoking. You guys, you young ones don't remember in restaurants when you go to the we've already tried this, the stupid podium at the front that says, please wait to be seated, which I'm not gonna get into that. But when the lady goes, what's the first thing she said? Smoking or non-smoking? Smoking or non-smoking when you go to a restaurant. That was everything you say. And all it meant was you're in a booth that didn't have an ashtray. Bring it back. Bring it back. The booth over here had ashtrays. So it made no difference if you're in the smoking or not.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

Would you guys agree with this? I'd rather have people smoking cigarettes than doing the vapes.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Oh, vapes are bad. Vapes gotta be worse than doing the cigarettes. People are dying like after three years of vaping. What? Yeah, this chemical. It's all like chemical.

SPEAKER_07 45:48

Popcorn lung or something.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

Yeah, they're dying from that shit. Just be a man, get cancer. Just get cancer. Well, I don't know. I don't know about the cigarettes are not. Cigarettes are not very good for you. I mean, I think smokies are people aren't probably good for you either, but this is a lot more natural. People have smoked till they're 90 years old with cigarettes and they're fine. It's like that popcorn you put in the microwave. They say that gives you cancer as well. I think I think the smoky you smoke, like those guys that smoke till they're 90, whatever, they're probably smoking like non-filtered, like non-chemical shit. Right, just tobacco. There's like tobacco, like like Paul Malls, like non-filtered paw malls. Isn't that what Marv would do? What did Marv smoke? Paul Malls. Unfiltered? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:30

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

That's that's a cigarette right there. I don't know. I don't know if it was an example that we should probably live 108. If you guys haven't had the rolled cigarettes before drinking every morning, yeah, yeah. The rolled cigarettes, those are tasty. I never owned ground animal. I don't care what it's an animal or ground. Tobacco, like rolled anymore. Yeah, then that's fine, because it's from the ground. Too many, too many times. That's why that's why I like cigars. Because I think they're a little less.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

That's like cigarettes in one.

SPEAKER_01 47:00

Yeah. You like cigars. I don't inhale them either because they would like kill my lung. I mean, I you you I gag when I inhale it. You gag brushing your teeth. I do. Not anymore.

SPEAKER_02 47:11

Cigars, you gag when you brush your teeth.

SPEAKER_01 47:16

Yeah. I'm not very good at that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_07 47:19

It was that sleep you found. Dear brother's sleep. And you're like, I was gagging. He said that.

SPEAKER_00 47:31

He did. You did say that. I was gagging. And he goes, Well, you're not supposed to put it in your mouth. Trust me.

SPEAKER_01 47:41

Trust me, I didn't.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

It was so your listeners know.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Eddie, Eddie was helping somebody move. I'm not going to say who, but he happened to find a box that had a sexual toy, I would say, in it. Yeah. Yeah. And uh the box was a little bit wet or weak and it fell also. No, no, it started tipping on me. I tried to catch what was inside. Well, he goes, Yeah, so it was my it was a family member's uh sleeve for masturbating or whatever, and he goes, I started gagging, so this he goes, Why would you put it in your mouth? I laughed so hard. It was so funny. That's not good. That's a good time there. It was right. You know, me. I I I mean, you somebody started gagging or anything like that. I can't even, I yeah, I I just I got a week's start for that shit. I got a week's number for that shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, that's not what uh Fumpley said. No, I don't I don't think she would say anything different. That's funny. All right, moving on.

Love Lines With Snacks Prom Recap

SPEAKER_01 48:48

All right, so we got snacks here. Oh yeah, we want to do that now. Let's get into it. Well, we're gonna do Love Lines with Snacks. Let's hear about the prom season. So all you younger listeners.

SPEAKER_06 48:58

Well, it was past prom season, but yep.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

What do you mean? How long is the season?

SPEAKER_06 49:04

Well, it's pretty much gone now.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

No, it was it wasn't isn't the month of May a season? It was still going. There was there's prom kids uh when I went to dinner the other night.

SPEAKER_06 49:13

Like uh like this, like like this was like the last weekend. This is last weekend for prom season.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Yeah, so it's the season. Yeah, I guess. All right, so it just finished prom season. Yep. All right, okay. Sorry for just finished. Sorry. Jesus Christ. What is a season, anyways? Because sometimes it's two weeks, sometimes it's four weeks, sometimes it's a weekend. Sorry for prompt season being more than two weeks. I didn't know the rule. Wedding season is like a whole like three months, ain't it?

SPEAKER_03 49:45

Wedding crashers, it's it's the summer.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

It's like the whole summer. Summer, yeah. What a great movie. I kind of forgot they do funeral season route there, too. Great movie. It's not a funeral season. That's with mom and meatloaf. That's meatloaf. Anyways, all right.

SPEAKER_06 50:00

So if you die in the summer you'll play to the snacks.

SPEAKER_01 50:04

Give us a why don't we have snacks give us a little like a recap of prom season, how it went for him, and what he had like to share with our audience.

SPEAKER_03 50:15

Careful of the lines you cross here. Somebody no last names.

SPEAKER_01 50:19

Your parents are listening.

SPEAKER_06 50:23

Um, yeah, I don't know. It was pretty good. It was uh had a first time going to prom this year. So yep. I had um I had four prom dates. Four prom. Yep, four prom. Yep. Oh, at the same prom.

SPEAKER_01 50:36

Did they were they jealous?

SPEAKER_06 50:37

Did they how does that work? How do you both wait?

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Do you take all four to dinner?

SPEAKER_06 50:43

No, well, yeah. So we all went to dinner as like a big group because like you have like prom groups, and some of them are big, some of them are small. You know, you just go by yourself, whatever. So we all went to um dinner together, but I invited this girl to prom and I bought her ticket, but then there was these two other girls that are from my school that didn't have dates, so they rode with me down to prom. So they weren't really my dates, but then my friends, this girl that my um friend was talking to, her sister got an address also, and I've known her for like a while, so she was like my other my fourth prom date.

SPEAKER_01 51:22

Okay, so you all you had three or four four girls, and when you say rode down there, did you like rent a limo? Did you drive?

SPEAKER_06 51:30

We drove, we all drove our vehicles down there.

SPEAKER_01 51:32

Oh, you so they didn't ride with you?

SPEAKER_06 51:34

Well, not all of us, but like we all like carpooled down there.

SPEAKER_01 51:38

What does that mean? Wait a second. I want details. Carpooling is right in the same car. Wait, wait. So you had four four ladies. Yes, down right here. Yes, and then you had how many dudes how many dudes are involved in this whole thing? That like rode in my truck with me. That rode in your group. Oh. How many trucks? Because I know I know we're in the country, so they're all trucks. What the hell is wrong with that? Five or six? Five or six, probably. Five or six dudes? So you had like each of them had at least one prom date. Yep. So you had probably at least eight chicks there. But they all had girls and then.

SPEAKER_06 52:19

We had eight, we had eighteen in total. We had eighteen people in total, so yeah, probably around there. But you were the only one with four girls.

SPEAKER_01 52:25

Okay, so how'd that work out? So then you bought one girl a ticket, and then you guys did you guys go to dinner prior to the dance?

SPEAKER_06 52:32

We went to uh pictures and we went to dinner. Where'd you guys go to dinner at? Rockwoods. Oh, you did? Oh, I like Rockwoods. Huh?

SPEAKER_01 52:41

Did you have to pay for all four of them?

SPEAKER_06 52:42

I paid for two of them. The other two wanted to pay for themselves, so but you offered. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

That a boy.

SPEAKER_06 52:48

Really? Not bad, not bad.

SPEAKER_01 52:49

Okay, I like where this is going.

SPEAKER_06 52:50

You to you offered to pay for four chicks? Well, I mean, nobody really got like anything like big, like they didn't order like something like you know, a big steak or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

It was all just like little stuff. The Tinderland medallions are really good there. Yeah, okay. Well, that's cut the let's get right to the meat of it. So you guys get to the dance. Yep. All right, and then you say, Let's dance! Like the movie Footloose? Or did you guys act like nerds and sit in the corner and like um well did that?

SPEAKER_06 53:18

Did you guys have a party bus? Uh there was people that had a party bus there. We didn't, we just drove down there instead. But did you turn it on?

SPEAKER_01 53:24

Wait, wait, wait, where was the prom at this year?

SPEAKER_06 53:27

Oh, it was I honestly don't even know where it was. It was a new venue this year. We've never been to it before. You don't know where it was though? Uh it was like kind of down by the Capitol. Oh, you went downtown. Well, downtown? That's where the dance was, yep. It was down by the Capitol. Did you dance with all four of them? Uh, for a little bit. Okay. But like it was like a lot of like socializing. Okay, were they good dancers?

SPEAKER_01 53:53

Uh some of them were questionable, but Okay, some. Are you good? I like what you have to say.

SPEAKER_06 53:57

Some not very no.

SPEAKER_01 53:58

No. No. Okay, so alright, let's cut the crap. So then after, do you guys have an after bar party? Yes, we did. Sorry, not after bar party. Well, nobody goes to prom, you go to prom for like just show up for like a we w We went to prom for maybe like an hour.

SPEAKER_06 54:11

Yeah, maybe. Just to socialize with some people that we knew and just leave and go after party. And then what happened?

SPEAKER_01 54:16

Jay, Jay, did when you went to prom, did you take pictures? You did the pictures at prom, right? That's the whole reason why you went to prom for the picture. We didn't do pictures. No, at prom. I don't even think we did do that. No, ours was at prom. We were drinking beers.

SPEAKER_06 54:27

Both.

SPEAKER_01 54:28

We didn't do pictures. Prom's not that fun.

unknown 54:31

No.

SPEAKER_06 54:32

Everybody says it's worth it. After partying.

SPEAKER_01 54:35

That's a damn good time, but I thought it was great time. Oh, we didn't. We went to the hotel and partied. See, we went to dinner with the prom, got our picture done. Who doesn't like late time for the party? We were prom for maybe maybe half an hour.

SPEAKER_06 54:48

That's how mine was as well. In and out. In and out, in and out. Let's go back.

SPEAKER_01 54:52

We went there and did the picture thing. We drank before, we drank it. We drank after. We parted after hard. I don't know what you guys don't like about it, but it was that was good times for me. I mean, we were partying like till the sun came up. It was a long night. Good times, good times. So, anyways, and there's like there's like a hundred people on the floor sleeping at everyone's house. Oh, yeah. We weren't sleeping. Well, it by five in the morning, people are sleeping. So, so after the okay, so you had four. So then what happened afterwards? Uh when we went to the after party. Yeah, what happened there? Anything good? What's what's new? What what would you say to our listeners is the new thing at the after bar party at uh they wouldn't know what's new versus what we do? Well, okay, right. What's what's the thing you guys are?

SPEAKER_06 55:40

Is it just music and beers or what? Uh pretty much, yeah. It's I mean, it depends where we go, it depends where you go. So like they have a lot of other stuff at like certain places you go. Like, so we were at an after party on a lake, you know, the water was cold, so you couldn't swim.

SPEAKER_08 55:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:54

But they had a horse pasture, so we all started trying to ride the horses. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01 55:59

That's fun. That's fun.

SPEAKER_06 56:00

Had a big and then we had a big fire too. But it kind of it kind of sucked because our um our prom was uh it was raining. Oh no. Yep, so we had canopy set up all around the fire, still had a fire, and then um that's kind of funny though.

SPEAKER_01 56:14

Wait, wait, wait. So you guys you guys came back from a prom and you started jumping on its people's phone. So it's the people's horses.

SPEAKER_06 56:20

No, it's their horses, the people that hosted. Okay. But um we all went home, changed out of our stuff, and then got to the after party. Did you have to rent a tux? No, I bought one.

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Oh wow. Yep. For you tux or a suit. Okay, so can I just ask you a question? Did any of the four girls get jealous of the other girls? Because you were kind of with all four of them. Yeah. Did they ever did they like fight over you?

SPEAKER_06 56:45

No. No, I wouldn't say fight, but they weren't very happy the whole night.

SPEAKER_01 56:49

Well, yeah, but they should be happy because they weren't gonna be with anybody else. And then at least a quarter of you just spent time with each one of them, like individually. No, no. Wouldn't you say like a quarter of snacks is better than zero percent of no snacks? Snacks.

SPEAKER_06 57:02

There was four of them, so they each could have had a quarter.

SPEAKER_01 57:04

Right, that's what I'm saying. All right, snuggle up. Right? Snuggle up.

SPEAKER_02 57:10

Did any of them get a quarter?

SPEAKER_06 57:12

No, no. The the chick that was later in the night got the full 100%.

SPEAKER_01 57:17

But yeah, didn't you end up didn't you end up like hanging out, hanging, we'll say hanging out with a girl that wasn't even one of the four? Oh, you got it, yeah. Yep, yep. Couché. There was a number fible.

SPEAKER_06 57:31

There was a number, yeah. There was a number five.

SPEAKER_01 57:33

Was it one of the moms at the after parties? It was not, no. It was an old friend. Stiffler's mom. Stiffler's mom thing.

SPEAKER_06 57:40

Sitting in there, got the stogie going, got the old fashioned pool table. Yeah, shooting pool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:46

Pictures from the mom. Was she hot?

SPEAKER_01 57:49

Okay, no, I didn't, I didn't. What I meant to say was the mom good looking. I mean, which one? Well, the one you were at. Oh, that's the mom was. We had we had a little edit there. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So anyway, so you had five five gals. Yep, yeah. You had four dates, and they were kind of crabby. So then you had another one that kind of swooped in later at night. Yep. And that one worked out well for you.

SPEAKER_06 58:12

That one did work out well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:13

Okay, yeah. So, and what happened to her date? Did she have a date? She didn't have a date, nope. Oh, she went stag. Why are so many people that go to prom on those dates? Women go stag as a big thing. When did that ever happen? I don't know what you mean by that. You guys had no days and you went to prom? You don't go to prom on no date. We don't know what stag means. I know I heard like stag parties. I've heard of that. I don't know what stag. You go by yourself. You're a d just by yourself. We never went to prom on the lady.

SPEAKER_04 58:40

We weren't done.

SPEAKER_01 58:42

What is that? I think well, things have changed. Now it's like they go as groups and weird crap. Well, we went in. I went as a group. I wasn't a big group of people. It was a big chick, though. You guys are all in the group. Group thing, though. I don't know if I like that. The group thing. Anyways, he had five chicks. Why would you not like that group? That is cool. Okay. Okay, that's different. So you had well I'm saying the girls didn't have a date and they were there. Why didn't they have dates? That's what that yeah. So what happened with the fifth gale?

SPEAKER_06 59:14

Yeah, I think. I'm kind of wondering like what do you mean by that?

SPEAKER_01 59:17

Well, like, did you stay up? Did you walk her home? Did you stay up in the fish? No, we literally grabbed him involved.

SPEAKER_06 59:22

No, we all slept there. We all sup, we slept in the fish house.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

You went one for five.

SPEAKER_06 59:26

Fish house. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 59:28

Now you're fine. Now you know that we're we're everyone listening to our podcast when he says we slept in the fish house. That means that's the kind of podcast that we're talking about. Because who wouldn't want to sleep in a fish house on uh on a on prom? Why would you? I I didn't know because nobody has fish houses in the other parts of the world. They nobody nobody had fish houses back when we're kids. That's what I'm trying to say. Is like the fish houses we were kids were like grumpy old men fish houses. Wood tick. Did you really? No, I don't. Oh. Anyways, when we were kids, you think of fish houses, you think of grumpy old men fish houses. Like little wooden shacks. Yeah. Yeah. Now they're like full-blown campus. Let's get back to the prom thing we're gonna ramp it up. So then you went, so that worked out well for you. Yep. Good job. Five. So then you went to a prom another prom.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:13

We went to uh another prom the next weekend after not your school, a different school. Different school, yeah. Did you get asked by the gal? Because you can't ask somebody to go to somebody else's school. No, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

So you got asked by another channel.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:23

I kind of did. We kind of did like uh since I've been friends with these girls for a while, like the girls that I one of the ones that was my prom date or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Um, we all went as like a group to dinner and we all went to like where'd you go this time? Uh we went to Birchers on the Water. What on the water? Birchers on the water. Where's that? Where's that? Why Zeta?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:42

Oh, is that kind of like fancy? Yeah. Okay. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:46

Yeah, I think everybody's bill was like 120 bucks or something like that.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:49

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:50

So we went there and then they all went to the dance, and I went to the after party and got a little head start on everyone.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:57

Where was that? Why Zeta?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:58

The after party?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:00

Uh same place as it was for our prompt.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:02

Oh, same place? Wait a second.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:05

Alright. Same group of people.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

Okay. So you all like found chicks at a different school. Well, not necessarily, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:15

So, well, somebody had to be from the other school to get tickets. Yeah, there was two the two girls that one of the girls that I brought to uh my prom. Oh, so the other kids didn't actually go to the prom thing, they just went to the party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it's kind of the same way with me and them. Gotcha. Yep. And then so we kind of just did the same exact thing as we did for our prom. We just went out to dinner and went to the after party. You only had one date. I only had one date, yep. Not five. One.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:43

It was the same one. That worked out well? Yep. Okay, good.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:46

One for five.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:47

Wait. So was that number five from the last date? No, he'd be two for six, actually. He was two for six. No, it was the same, it was the same. It was the same girl. Yep. One for five. One for five. Same girl. Yeah. Well, this is better than some of these kids over here can say. I'm kidding. We all have teenagers here. Where? Well, you do. I don't. No, yeah, yeah. Early 20s. Well, hey, I'm glad we heard that story. It was actually entertaining, and I had a lot of more questions, but we wanted to keep it PG-ish. But awesome. We definitely gotta keep that PG ish. Legal. Yeah, I know legal. But it was interesting because I didn't know the whole because our problems were a lot different. I'm not gonna get into it because he's right there and she's right there, and yeah. Okay. Our problems are yeah, they were wild. Ours were wild. They were they were wild. Yeah, it was pretty crazy then. Well, I mean, it wasn't wild then, but compared to what these guys do, it's kind of wild. Anyways, so hey. Well, thanks, snacks for the update. I'm glad I heard that. That was good good stuff, and I think our listeners learned what their daughters are doing at problem.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:02

Or at the after party when they don't have their location on.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:04

Oh, yeah, when they yeah. When their batteries go dead. Yeah, when their batteries go dead.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:08

What do you think the parents are thinking? What do you think the dad's thinking? Like, whatever piece of shit's on next to my daughter.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:15

What do you think we're thinking? What do you think we're thinking? I wouldn't know. We're thinking we want to murder guys like you. I mean, I mean, we'll just be honest. It's a double standard. So when we have a daughter, you want to murder you. What's the old standard? And when we want when we want some, we're gonna give him high five. The old the old saying, the old saying when you have boys, you only have to worry about one. One day, yeah. And when you have girls, you have to worry about all of them. All of them. Yep.

unknown 1:03:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:45

Sorry. We didn't make the rules. That's the way it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:50

If your daughter's riding a horse, no one's riding her.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

What was the other thing you could do the other day? You said uh uh your daughter's boyfriend. Whatever you want to do to her, I'm gonna do to your first. Well, I said that to uh I said that to him this weekend. Thank you. I said that's a good line. Oh, they're gonna go eat. I'm gonna worry about that one. Pizzas here, they're gonna go eat. I just got two boys. Well, you might mind you might have to worry about that. You might it works the same way that way, too. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:37

So, anyways, the other one do anything for a cookie.

Vikings Futures Bet And Minnesota Pain

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

So, anyways, Jay, so we were in Vegas a couple weeks ago. We put some money on the uh the old Vikings to win the Super Bowl. We did. What are the the odds are of that? Actually, I can tell you what the odds are. 5,000 to 1. 5,000 to 1. So how much did you guys place on it? We put four beats. 20, 20, 20, 40. 5,000 to 1? 5,000. I think I even bet in the wild to win the next game. I think we win 20 grand if we win. So you wouldn't. My math correct, $120,000. No, $20,000. Wasn't $20,000?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:15

Yeah, something like that. Yeah, no, I think I carried a zero there. Yeah. Yes, $5,000 times.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:21

So I think we went 20, 10 each. But we know we're not gonna do that because it's the Vikings, but we thought it'd be funny. Yeah, it's this is our year. This year is our year. They're always our year. This is our year. Every year is our year, just like the wild, just like the twins, just like the Tib World, just like the Vikings. Every year is our year. Timberwolves happens.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:42

Are we surprised? Why are we Minnesota sports fans? We've gone through this year after year after year after year.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:48

I'm not I got time, so I was gonna watch the sports. See, at least for you two, you guys have actually seen a championship. You guys have witnessed one. In ninety one was the last time. Okay, but still the other day, you still see one more.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:00

Years that Snacks and I have been alive, we have not seen one championship. Never. Closest I've seen the Vikings get to anything was the Minnesota Miracle. That was that. That was the closest I've ever seen them get to the town.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:09

This year we had the U.S. gold medal game. That was the first championship I've seen.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:13

That was the first one. Lynx and the Frost. That doesn't count. Lynx and the Frost. Frost won two in a row. Lynx won like three in a row. Yeah. Lynx won dynasty. Lynx won. So don't say that, but yes, you're right. Four major ones. It'll never happen in your lifetime. They'll never win. None of that seems to be think about the amount of people that have died.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:34

Think about all the Vikings fans that have died and never got to see one server ball.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:38

The amount of time and effort that they put into the Vikings.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:41

What?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:42

They've been a team, what, since uh 60s? They've never noticed. Can you really put time in if you're a fan? They've never won hours.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:50

My dad has a Vikings tattoo on his shoulder. Oh, Jesus. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Yep. He's got a big Vikings logo right on his shoulder. Your dad does? Yep.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:58

I thought he was.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:00

He said his goal in life is before he dies, he wants the Vikings to win a Super Bowl. Wow, I put money on it. So he should have never said that dude. He didn't do that. He said, and he said the year that he does end up dying, they're gonna win. I think the stat I saw a stat on the line. There's a stat on the line. It's been 180 combined seasons since 91. Go ask. And we have not won a championship. That was between all four major sports teams. 180 seasons.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:24

180 seasons, not one championship. I believe that. I believe that.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:28

Yeah, not that. That's terrible. Why? Why do we cheer for Minnesota? I don't know. Why do we do it? We have to.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:34

I was talking to the guy from Chicago. We have to, that's why. I was talking to a guy from Chicago. Yeah, we have to. Wait, wait. I was talking to a guy from Chicago more in Vegas. 20 grand each. And I'm like, I'm looking for a new team. 10 grand each. He's like, you can't do it. You can't give up our team. Yeah. Because we're we're waiting. We're too invested. He's from Chicago and he's about to lose his team to Indiana. I think they are doing that, right? They haven't done it yet. So he's about to lose his team to Indiana. And I'm like, I'm done with the Vikings. I can't do it anymore. They're just not doing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:04

So I'm like, this year's our year. We got Kai, we got Kyler Murray this year. It's gonna all change around.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:09

No matter what. It's gonna all change around. You know, growing up, you always want Vikings where his favorite team there is favorite team. So who knows? This could be our year. This could be our year. Drafts and first overall. You never know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:23

We can only hope. It's it can't, yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:26

5,000 times.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:28

I don't know if he totally. Wait, what do you guys talk about over there? Yeah, what's this little slag conversation? You can't have a slag conversation during on the air. Well, I talk about your mouth soft. That doesn't work. You guys are gonna win a hundred dollars. It doesn't work that way. Yes. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:40

You guys are gonna win 200 grand.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:42

I don't think it's 200 grand. Is it? If it's 5,000 to one, you put 20 on one.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:47

Yeah, two zeros. Right. It couldn't have been 5,000 to one.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:50

There's no way the odds would be that high. It'd be 100, it'd be 100 grand on the nuts.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:55

Oh yeah, that's probably a real rate. Yeah. For 20. Yeah. For 20 bucks. So 40. We put 40 bucks. 200 grand. Yeah, so 100 each. So that's 400k right there. Easy. Done deal. We got this. We got this. We got it. That's easy. They're gonna retire. The only thing is, no, yeah, you retire for 100 grand. After you pay your Minnesota State tax, you just you get it back like 20. I think you get Vegas tax on it. I think you get Vegas tax. Vegas has gotta be there's no Minnesota tax. We ain't paying Nevada. No, they'll pay it. No, yes. You still gotta it's you gotta claim his income still. That's the fraud. I ain't claiming nothing. Still gotta claim his income. I found it in the garbage can. We're live on the air. Oh, that's right. FBI.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:37

Oh, yeah, no, I'll pay.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:39

Just can't I'll pay more than 100 grand because I want to donate my money to the government. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, so we did, yeah, we did that. Yeah, no. No, but yeah, the the guy from Chicago, he's like, I was trying to like tell him like, I'm done. I can't do it anymore. He's like, you can't give up on your team. And I'm like, you're gonna give up you're you're losing your team. Right. It's not the Chicago Bears no. Your team's going to Indiana. He's like, no, they're not. I'm like, I know they are, man. I really think 99%. Indiana? Yeah. That mayor's gonna get his his daughter, his daughter is uh was uh like took my name down.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:21

She's the first mayor. You're good people they lose the bears.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

I don't want to talk politics, but that mayor is not good.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:29

He's not a good people trying to get him staying yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:33

Even the governor, even the governor was getting after the mayor, and they're both on the same side, right? They need to do something, but if they lose Chicago Bears, that's bad.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:42

But if you're you're the mayor that loses the Chicago Bears.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:46

Yeah, that's not gonna go down well. Yeah, it's not gonna go down well. You can't lose the Chicago Bears as a mayor. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, but but there's uh our supper's ready. Oh, is it? We got we got a rabbit up here. No, I got a couple things I want to. All right, we're gonna ask the electrician a question. Well, we can ask him up here, and then we're gonna ask that one. Uh

Owl Calls And Cabin Woods Stories

SPEAKER_01 1:11:08

we're gonna talk about owls. Oh, owls? Yeah, who cooks for you? Your your owl calls, I don't think were accurate the other day.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:16

Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:20

I lugged I lugged all the different owls in Minnesota and you tried. It's a bard owl. You tried to come up with like all the different sounds. No, I made those up. Yeah, I know you did. I didn't have no clue what I was saying. And and actually, East Coast was like uh not it's not that's West East East Coast. Well, West Coast, we'll call him West Coast. There you go. He he thought that I was he goes, How'd you know all those birds? No, he didn't. And I just played, I'm like, well, because I study them. I get bored sometimes, look them up. Study them. He goes, those are pretty good. Grabbed J had a bird book. You still have the bird book. He still got it, he still got it yet. Yeah, he knows all he's still got the he's still got the swimming suit on.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:56

Although he's telling me, he's like, Ah, what is that noise? Someone's gonna be messing with me in the woods right now. Like, who keeps knowing this owl noise? There's no way in snow. Sure enough, it was a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:04

Oh, yeah, toss it up.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:08

No, it was an actual owl sitting up in the tree, and he thought some guy was just messing up with it.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:12

We got hey, were you hearing we got the one on the video? The owl? The sit the one that's been hanging around. We caught it on video. There's a couple of them around here. And he had the mouse in the in his in his pouch.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:20

We heard one last night. We were digging that hole. Was it over there?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:23

Yeah, there's one that's hanging around. I like him. He's got peeps. They dug a big hole. Yeah, did you see the hole? I saw it. We filled it back in, leveled it out. I know, that's good. Did you bury anybody in either? We're on the air. We're on the air. Oh, you know what my mom texted me today? I know she's an avid listener. Oh, I just poked myself. Was it pen? Yeah. That's pretty good. I think it penetrated. Anyways, um it penetrated. It did. Shit. It's like a tattoo. Look at that. Sorry, dear mom. Anyway, she asked me, and I was gonna ask you. Yeah. Any any need or use for some

Beef Liver Dares And Head Cheese Debate

SPEAKER_01 1:13:00

fresh beef liver?

unknown 1:13:02

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:02

Question mark? Yeah. The answer is no. I said no. Wouldn't you not eat that? No, I would not. Do you know that liver is better for you? Is good for you as uh uh broccoli? It's like better than it's like good for your insulin. It's the best thing for you. Maybe we should start eating it. Isn't it like duck? Tastes like duck, right? I it can't be worse than head cheese. It can't be.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:26

You know what's bad when we go in the meat market?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:29

I've had I've had I've had bad head cheese, I've had good head cheese. How about when we went to a local good head cheese? Yeah, the head cheese we had at town in my in my town good. Yeah, well, it wasn't bad. So you'd go in for seconds. Good, no, not that one. Would you go in for seconds on the good head cheese?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:44

It was wet, yes. I went.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:46

Would you go in for thirds? It's wet. The wet meat was not good.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

It was wet, cold, slimy or stringy. It was wet meat with gelatin in it.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:54

No, it wasn't. But it wasn't as wet.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:56

You almost threw up in the store, which you didn't. Yes. But then you went to go feed it to the dogs because you held it in your hand acting like you ate it. Yes. And the dogs wouldn't even eat it.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:05

You know it's not good. When the dogs don't eat meat, it's not good. That was not good head cheese. The head cheese I had in our town, my town. No. It wasn't that bad. Would you say both had? Would you purchase this?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:19

Would you go out and go purchase it from the good meat market where you liked it? Would you go out and purchase it and have it with your crackers?

SPEAKER_01 1:14:24

Yeah. That one I mean. That's not a yes or a no. Yeah, I would have. You would. Yeah. All right, let's go. I would have said it was totally different than the other stuff. It wasn't as wet. It was the other stuff wet, cold, slimy, stringy. The other meat. Yes. With gelatin. Sounds horrible. It was awful. And in her defense, she said we had to mix it with crackers and vinegar. Yeah, the that time we had it was like freshly made. That was the grossest thing I've ever had. It was not. Remember, she goes, I had the whole thing all ready for you guys, and then I charge you already. I was like, remember, she said, I made it fresh for you guys. You're gonna take the whole thing. And I was like, I started panicking like, what? But the one in your town, that wasn't bad. It wasn't good. It wasn't bad. I heard they got a good reputation at that market there. Meat market. Yeah, they do. They do. They do. That meat market actually was pretty good. I didn't, I I would actually order that and eat it with some crackers or something like that. I'll do a side button on it. I would. Well, now that we got money, I you know, you would do it. Well, of course I'd do it now for money, but I mean, but it wasn't it wasn't nearly as it wasn't wet and slimy, right? It was like Do you think the viewers know what head cheese is? I think some people do. Yeah, I remember we were talked about this already on the show. I think we I'm sure we have. Because we talked about head cheese, but the liver, should I get the liver? Should I should I respond back and say we should get the liver? I don't like liver. Do you like liver? I don't mind it. Liver and onions? Yeah, liver and onions. Do you like cooking it anything? Maybe I'll try the liver. You suppose steak seasoning on it? I'll texture it. Cook it rare thing. Cook it rare and uh good to go. You gotta cook a little bit more rare. But yes. You want to cook a medium. But if you want to overcook it, it's it's actually, I think it's supposed to be the healthiest thing for you. It's the best thing for you. It's like better than broccoli. Yeah, it's it's really good for you. Yeah, I'm gonna try some. I'm telling you, I can make you duck and you will enjoy it. It's not filet, right? No. Oh Q, Q had ducked. Did you talk? Do you want that? Yeah, he the duck balls? Yeah, you did. I said how big were they? I said you're like little, like, like little nuggets, right? I'm like, how do you get the duck balls?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:41

You ever eat the hearts out of the duck?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:43

The hearts? I know I've never eaten the hearts.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:46

Had them once. It was actually really good.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:47

I had venison dart. Or venison heart. It was it was okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:53

We had the uh we went out one morning to one of my local fields and killed a three-man woman of greenheads. Yeah. Me and my uh buddy and my brother.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:03

And then we went back and swayed them all up and we cut all the hearts out and cooked them that night. Honestly, like tasted exactly the same.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:13

I believe it.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:13

It just you can't look at it because there's got all the the artery, like the arteries running through it, and like the whole they're kind of whole, like they got like holes in them, and kind of you can't look at them. But 32 pounds of liver.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:24

32 pounds of liver? Why is your mama 32 pounds of beef liver? Why does she have to have much liver? How about five pounds? Beef liver. I think that's I I mean, I would take some. Five pounds? I'd take some. How much you want? I'll take 10 pounds. 10 pound liver? Well, 10 pounds of liver. Yeah, 15 pounds. I would do it uh we it would be like probably you do 10, I'll do a 15 pound. Do you want any liver? I have some 15 pounds. Is that good? Bring it. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:55

We have to do it when she's not home because you're cooking.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:58

All right. We gotta wrap

Pizza Arrival And Merch Reminder

SPEAKER_01 1:17:59

it up because I'm hungry. All right, let's wrap it up. Well, thank you for everyone for being here. Thank you, Snacks.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:04

No problem. Thanks for having me on the show.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:05

Thanks for the in the the the prom the prom stories, and thank you, uh Daryl. Thank you for being on here. We didn't get to talk about your graduation. We didn't get to talk too much today, but it's always good times. Always good times out here. Yeah, we didn't get it, we gotta wrap it up because we gotta eat some pizza before it's all gone. But happy moral day, everybody. Maybe we'll do another one. We'll look good. You never know. Never know. Low 2.0. All right, and grab grab some merch. Yeah, don't forget to go to Brandon's BS. Check out the new merch.