Hot Nights And Bad Ideas

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A sticky Minnesota heat wave sets the tone, then the stories get louder, stranger, and way more expensive. We swap Fourth of July chaos, a backyard wrist “procedure,” an AI theme song experiment, and a winery trip that spirals into a $300 Uber and a $1,200 wine order. 
• humidity, heat index, and why summer feels brutal at night 
• corn growth, irrigation, and quick farm check-ins 
• using AI for a new intro song and generated show art 
• ganglion cyst on the wrist and the wooden spoon smash story 
• Fourth of July lake fireworks, cigars, bourbon, and injuries 
• Italy winery tour logistics, wrong port confusion, and costly rides 
• “unlimited” tastings, charcuterie, and the surprise total at checkout 
• Crocs versus other shoes and why they get sweaty fast 
• Idiocracy and the Crocs joke that became real life 
• reels, algorithms, and whether phones “listen” to conversations 
• sovereign citizen videos, traffic stop behavior, and why courtesy matters 
• frustrations with rude cops balanced with “back the blue” perspective 
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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Hot

Humidity, Heat Index, And Summer Complaints

SPEAKER_01 0:18

damp. Jay. Yeah. It's hot out today. It's a little steamy. It's like it's, you know what they people say, well, you know, if it wasn't for the humidity, it wouldn't be so bad. Is that like saying in the wintertime when it's like, well, if it weren't for the wind, it wouldn't be so bad?

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Kinda, yeah. It's a lot, it's a lot the same. Because you have a windshield and then you get the humidity factor. So yeah. This would be nice. Because right now it's only 81, but it feels like 90, and it's nine o'clock at night.

SPEAKER_01 0:43

It feels like yeah, it's not good.

SPEAKER_02 0:45

So it's just like when you're it might be zero, but it feels like minus 20 because of the wind.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

But see, with minus 20, I can just put on more clothes.

SPEAKER_02 0:54

Not really.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Yeah, no, I can't. I can I can just put on like my my socks. I can put on my minus 40. My heated underwear, my heated.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

You can take your clothes off right now. I I've been we have a fan going, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

I've been damn near naked all day today because it's been like ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Yeah, it's fine. It's not bad. It's refreshing.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

I don't I don't I don't like this kind of well. I live in Minnesota before the weather.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

That's usually supposed to be for Christ's sake, it's not a few weeks out of the year.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

Normally, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

It hasn't been that hot this summer yet.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Oh, it has been. I've been gone. It's been warm. Well, you yeah, you've missed some, haven't you? You've been a world traveling. But you yeah, you've missed some hot weather. It's been hot a few times, like in the upper 90s. It's like upper 90s. The real field's been over a hundred.

SPEAKER_02 1:43

Not really.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Yeah, a few days it has been. One day, I think one day.

SPEAKER_02 1:47

Today wasn't over a hundred. But it was actually the when I went into side, it was uh 99 on the outside. But that the th the thing was the receiver was in the sun.

SPEAKER_01 2:00

And you're not?

SPEAKER_02 2:02

No, I had the sh I had the bim me, bimmy top up.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

So you actually did have a top-up today. That's that's impressive. You usually don't.

SPEAKER_02 2:10

No, it's too hot for me even. I I don't mind if I'm sitting in the lake.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Well, if you're in the water or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

But if you don't, and actually when the breeze, when the breeze did come up, it wasn't like intolerable. It's gonna get worse. Monday and Tuesday are supposed to be way worse. I think Monday or Tuesday is supposed to be a heat index of 110.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

No, really?

SPEAKER_02 2:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

What's going on? Why is it? Is it global warming?

SPEAKER_02 2:35

Oh, for Christ's sakes. I was just watching the news this morning, laying in bed, watching it this morning. Early. The early news.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

I dismissed global warming, but this is getting ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

No, it's not. They go. We're gonna see a record. Not uh, we're not gonna see a record because the record today was set in 1934.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Right. No, so is it global warming? No, the 30s were hot, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Oh is that a dust bowl? Is that is that right? It was a dust bowl. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Well, why is funny? Why would we how come it like right now it's so hot? It's been

Farm Talk And Corn Growing Fast

SPEAKER_01 3:04

hot and irrigation.

SPEAKER_02 3:05

Yeah, oh yeah, it's good for the farmers.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

Oh, farmers have been loving this, I guarantee.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

Corn's like six feet tall.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

And it's not even tasseling yet. It is tasseling. Maybe some of it.

SPEAKER_02 3:13

We saw tassel, a lot of it is a tassel. So it was more than knee high by the fourth.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Oh, yeah. It's about six feet tall. It's six feet tall now, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

And it and last weekend it was about waste. It's grown like double in a week.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

And most of it's not tasseled. Three and a half inches random. So it means they haven't even started actually growing the ears of corn yet. So I mean if they're if they're six feet tall, eight feet tall by time harvesting time. I mean, is that gonna be like like six pieces of corn per bushel per stock?

SPEAKER_02 3:42

Well, they maybe harvest it sooner.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

No, they won't harvest it any sooner than they need to. We're gonna let it dry.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Well, I know, but they let it dry and then they still might be able to harvest it sooner.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Because how wet it is.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

Yeah, whatever. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

It's been wet, so well.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

I don't know because the guy had the local guy had the uh irrigation going today.

SPEAKER_01 4:01

So did he actually have it on?

SPEAKER_02 4:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:04

Really?

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Or yesterday, one of the two days I can't.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Over at Peter's?

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Yeah. Oh hey, by the way, not to

AI Theme Song And New Cover Art

SPEAKER_02 4:10

change the subject already. Yeah, you should play that new song of our uh Brandy's and BS.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

That was a crazy. It's too long, though. I gotta find a short. I gotta find a short short.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Well, can you play like a like a like a minute burst? We got it. Listeners, so we love our we love our opening song. Trust us. I love it. It's like you should have seen me. I must flipped out of my chair just dancing to it. And all our avid listeners love that thing. It's it's it's probably toe tapping. I would say knee slapping, toe tapping.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

It's good, it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 4:40

But uh, Negs went on to the old AI and uh plugged in a little bit about our show. Can't find my cheaters.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

And uh where's my cheaters then?

SPEAKER_02 4:49

And uh they came up with a uh a little bit of a new lingo about us. We're gonna come, it's a that's about a 10-minute song, so we're gonna maybe just give a little taste of it if you can get it to come up on the old no, I can't.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

I was gonna find it here again. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Actually, I might have it too, but nah, I don't have it. But yeah, so we went on there and they actually put um maybe we'll put it on our website. They put a picture of us, what they think that we look like. And actually, I was pretty impressed.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

I thought it's not too far off.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

I thought it looked pretty good. It's not too far off. Those two guys were pretty handsome. I mean, they weren't as handsome as us, but we'll have to put that on the old website, the old pictures of us and the uh maybe the song of the new song. And if if we get a lot of votes. Well, I think the second one was shorter.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Second one's more of a cartoon guy symbols.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Oh, maybe oh no, not the picture. Here it is. The uh debut of one of the new Brain is in PS songs.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

It is.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

And if you like us, you drop us a line.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

It is pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 5:54

Actually, it sounds better in my earphones.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

It does. It's pretty good. Is it copyrighted? We we made this number listen. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

Oh yeah, we're gonna be tornadoes.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

Great. I wonder how many people are gonna have at the comments.

SPEAKER_01 7:15

We can go like like some of the local like uh number venues.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

We could maybe have this played up at all. Do you have his number? Can you send it to him?

SPEAKER_01 7:26

I do. You should send the song. I know I have his number. Alright, this is only like that's only like the first verse. It's like a it's like a four-minute song.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Pretty good though. I like it.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

It is pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

I like it. It's not bad. Not bad at all. Actually, not bad. We should, I should it's more than not bad as actually.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

I gotta have uh we gotta have Red go and put that on the on the website somehow. She knows how to work that stuff. I'm not real, I'm not quite as techy.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

She's pretty good, I think.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

She's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

Yeah, we like over. We actually talked to her today somehow.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

You did?

SPEAKER_02 8:06

What did you I don't remember why? We talked to both of them. I don't remember. Anyways, that's a great song. I'm glad we I'm glad we uh got that on the line. Um and and being that it's so hot out, but we have a you might hear a little bit of a background noise here.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

Oh, yeah, we're gonna for sure. There's fans.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

We got a fan going. It's of course it's Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

Well, what else would you have?

SPEAKER_02 8:29

I mean, Eddie.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

Do they make other stuff?

SPEAKER_02 8:32

Yes, every Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

I don't have every Milwaukee tool.

SPEAKER_02 8:36

Pretty much. I got a couple. And then when I get get them sent to me in these videos, and uh the one was a cocaine slicer by Milwaukee.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

I don't have that one.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

I sent them a video.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

I don't know where you put the battery in that one.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

I was like, Do you have this one? He said no. And then they have they had a couple where you could they're like water, you can walk on water.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

Yeah, those are real.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

And then uh he had the toilet. There was a toilet one.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

The toilet. And then there's uh the the the snowbill, the snowbill ski things.

SPEAKER_02 9:07

Oh yeah, and the snow. Yeah, like they're like snowbill uh like tracks tracks on your boots, yeah, and you put your battery in there.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

I like that idea. I kind of like those actually. That'd be slick if they could if you could make that. I don't think they have to do it. It'd probably go about like 15 feet and die.

SPEAKER_05 9:21

But it's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

It's a neat idea.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

I didn't like that old Milwaukee fan over there just blowing, going to town. So actually, you can plug that one in too, so I can actually plug it in. I don't use the I don't have to use the battery on that one. What? On the on that fan. I can just plug it in to the wall.

Ganglion Cyst And The Spoon Smash

SPEAKER_02 9:40

Dr. Manny Ace. Oh, we gotta do ganglion on the dorsum of your wrist. Oh, I gotta tell the story about my wrist. The ganglion dorsal. Oh, yeah, that was funny.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

That was good.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Why do you guys say the medical term? Why don't you just say the bump on your wrist?

SPEAKER_02 9:58

I like the medical terms. So so last weekend was the 4th of July, and so happy. Hey, I never told you happy 250.

SPEAKER_01 10:05

Yeah, happy 250.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

Yeah, yeah, thank you. Congratulations, America. Yeah, America.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

America.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Yeah, yeah. So we had like uh quite a few um friends and relatives up from the one side of the family. Yeah, it was a little busy for a while, but we managed to uh get into some shenanigans.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

I always do.

SPEAKER_02 10:28

And uh so I have a uh I had what you know, like people when you bend your wrist on your top of your hand, there's that little bump. No, it's like a cyst.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Some people get no nobody gets that. Yeah, a lot of people get them. I don't think a lot of people eat them. I don't I've never known that.

SPEAKER_02 10:41

Zilla's sister had uh had it removed five times, she keeps coming back.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

Older sister?

SPEAKER_02 10:45

And then I told you one, and then I I ran into the guy uh from um the uh Irish Irish guy. Yeah, he he was just somewhere where his sister had it, and they he said they smashed it. That's what we did yours. Yeah, so that's what we did. So so we were but it was by the way, it was being supervised for from people from the medical profession. And so they grabbed my hand and they strapped me down, and then we bent my hand, and then Sweetie took a wooden spoon, and I'm I was filming, yeah. Eddie was filming, kinda, and then Eddie, then Sweetie. We did a countdown, and then he smashed it. But right when he was gonna smash it, Eddie flipped the camera around and it had him smiling, so we didn't even capture it when it hit me. But it it shrunk, it did work.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

It did, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

It was it worked, and now it's not as big. I mean, it's still there, but not you can't see it anymore.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Well, we can get a hammer out and drive it with something bigger.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Well, I don't want to break my hand, that's the thing. That's what I was worried about. Like, oh, yeah, just smash it with a hammer. Well, I might smash that, but I might.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

I surprised you with Maddie I said that.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

No, he said that's originally it said to grab a hammer.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

I'm like, I don't think you want to do a hammer.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

He said that.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

He didn't tell me that. Yeah, originally he said to get a hammer. What the hell is that all about? He wasn't gonna put a hammer. Then it broke my hand. It break that up and it break my belt.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

You can do a hammer. He's like, ah, yeah, you can. Well hell. You don't need to swing that hard. That hurt. What if it did a rubber mallet? It's probably the same as a hammer. It's not much different. Well, it would be not versus the solid rubber, well, maybe a little bit, but not much. I don't want a ball peen. I'm pretty sure that a solid rubber mallet on your hand, it can be much different than a ball peen hitting it. They're both gonna do some damage. Probably, yeah. I don't think it's gonna be that much different. I mean, the weight of a ball peen is probably gonna do a little more damage because it's heavier.

SPEAKER_02 12:40

Well, let's try it on your hand. I'll smash one hand on the other.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

You still got the bump there. I can try it on your hand.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

It's pretty much gone.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

I don't have any bumps.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

It's gone. I think it worked. Wood spoon. I don't I don't have any bumps to do that. I was not even nervous. No, it was funny. Well, that's because we had a lot of we had we had we had a couple. Oh, I know. Did you see what happened? We did shots at night. I didn't want to do shots, but then my one uncle on 4th of July when you guys were doing it.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Yeah, I know. You're your uncle's. I know. I didn't, I did not.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

I had to because I felt like it was.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

I heard you guys doing shots and I stayed outside.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

We did a of the competitor of ENJ.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

It was actually after a while tasted good. As soon as it starts tasting good, I'm like, I've been on this road before I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

Because we did that once at your place. Do you ever tell that story in the air?

SPEAKER_01 13:25

I don't know. It was Windsor.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

We were yeah, yeah, we were at uh Windsor or you don't drink straight. We're at Fun Police in uh Eddie's place, and uh he had a like uh what did he just ran after we built our house?

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Yeah, there was a micro lamb some years ago.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Yeah, there was a micro lamb like uh header there that was extra, and so we had that great idea. Well, we went to the neighbors, Bull.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

Bull, yeah. And uh he uh He's no longer my neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

He uh we he we had a bottle of Windsor, he did, or we did.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

No, he pulled it out.

SPEAKER_02 14:00

No, I think we did. No, I did not. I think we asked him to come out and play.

SPEAKER_01 14:04

He did, but he brought a bottle of Windsor out.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

We didn't. I think we did.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

No, he brought it in.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

I think we asked him to come out. Well, anyways, we decided to take shots of this Windsor and we threw the cap away, had him come out.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

He came out with a bottle of Windsor and started taking shots of it. Okay, maybe we did.

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Yeah, but then it started tasting good. It did start tasting good, and then we put the micro lamb on a rock, and Eddie had me up on the top like a teeter-totter.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

No, I was on the bottom.

SPEAKER_02 14:31

You're the bottom, I jumped on it, jumped on it, and I went up in the air.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

I was surprised how far you got.

unknown 14:36

I know.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

You actually got some air in that one.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

I was we went up high. Yeah, I was a little scared, but it was funny.

SPEAKER_01 14:42

And then Bull's wife came out and yelled at him.

SPEAKER_02 14:43

Oh, yeah, we were hiding in the bushes. We're like, shh, she's like, I can see you guys. Like, shh, shh. I can hear you guys trying to.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

That was funny. Yeah, he got in trouble. He was a lot older than us. Yeah, he still is. I talked to the guy for like for he texted me probably like a year or two ago.

SPEAKER_02 15:02

Wait a second. You said he's still older than us? Yeah. So it didn't change?

SPEAKER_01 15:07

No.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

Oh, weird.

SPEAKER_01 15:09

Yeah, I know. But he's uh I he texted me like a year ago. Maybe two years ago. Year ago. Where's he living? Like White Bear area. Oh, good for you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was talking to him for a long time.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

That was a good time. Almost as good a time we stole the school bus.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

I didn't steal the school bus. No. I just got in for the I got in when you said, hey, let's go. You drove it. Oh maybe.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Maybe maybe I did. I don't remember who drove it.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

There might be some brandies involved in that one. That one was that one was justified. Yeah, why'd you park a bus in front of my house?

SPEAKER_02 15:45

Don't park the bus and leave the keys in it.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

We didn't like steal it, steal it. Well, we should have. We took it for a we moved it down the few blocks.

SPEAKER_02 15:57

We should have worn gloves that time.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

We did a lot of crazy stupid shit.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

They didn't have our DNA.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Remember, we did the uh well, they found it. I mean, I'm sure they found it wasn't that hard to find.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

Well, don't park in front of your house.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

Yeah. But they uh I forgot. We did that way, remember that wagon or that power wagon when I did my footings, my deck? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

Stupid too. That was dumb. Why would you do that?

SPEAKER_01 16:20

Maybe why did I do it?

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Yeah. It was your idea. Then we jumped the trucks in your backyard.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

Those are the good old days. I know what happened. I don't know. You're getting too responsible. Now I can't even now I can't even handle it when it's 100 degrees outside.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

Well, for the record, it wasn't 100 degrees any of those days.

SPEAKER_01 16:41

No. Those that's probably why I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Well, and then we we only lived a couple blocks away then, so it was a little easier to get in shenanigans.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:51

You don't have to really drive. He can walk.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

Or bike, pedal bike.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

You know Coon Rapids when you live next to each other. We went to some candles with shenanigans then, too.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Yeah, that's right. Those are good old days. Yeah. Anywho. Well,

Fourth Of July Recap And Lake Fireworks

SPEAKER_02 17:05

hey, welcome back to the show. Yeah. Welcome back. Welcome back. So 4th of July was a success. I hope everyone had a good time. Good fireworks on our lake. We didn't buy any, but we gotta watch them. They're pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

It was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

It was pretty mellow.

SPEAKER_01 17:21

I thought it was really relaxing, sitting back, watching the fire alert. It was a good fireworks.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

We had a stogie and some.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

We had a stogie. We had uh some bourbons.

SPEAKER_02 17:29

Yeah, thanks, E and J.

SPEAKER_01 17:31

Your uh your uncle was there, so he had some well we had to switch to bourbons because that's what he drank. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he was more into the bourbons.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

Yeah, that was a good time. It was relaxed, it was chill until later that night, and then it was kind of we had the same people getting hurt again, so I don't know if I was up that late. No, but potato farmer, he he got hurt again.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Yeah, I heard about it.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

I think he broke his nose or something.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

Well, he always gets hurt.

SPEAKER_02 17:59

He either breaks his nose or breaks his sweet potato, I know you're listening.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

What the hell, man?

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Diapers. He did what? Well, he might need diapers too. He don't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_01 18:11

No, he don't do that anymore. He's been pretty good about that.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

He goes to zero to a thousand, like 14 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

I know.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

He's like be talking, talking, talking, and next thing you know, he's a good kid, but I don't get that one.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

I don't know. Yeah, he's a good kid. He's like that guy from that. Yeah, zero to a hundred.

SPEAKER_02 18:28

It's like what's that 50 first dates for two second time, 10 second time. Yeah, that's what he's like.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Yeah, 10 second time.

SPEAKER_02 18:35

Yeah. He's like, hey, how you doing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hey, how you doing? What was that? Uh oh, never mind. I forgot I was gonna tell you a story, but I can't remember.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Well, that's good.

SPEAKER_02 18:50

But uh, oh, I knew I was gonna say all right, hold on, save it.

SPEAKER_01 18:53

I gotta make it brandy. I'm all out. I'm all out too. And it's hot out here.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

We're on the elements.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

I moved it all outside. We're outside. We don't have AC in there.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

We don't got no bugs yet either. That's good. That branch fell in my truck, too, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

Well, it's because we got the Milwaukee going.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

Well, yeah, you do got a dead limb there, don't you? It's still there. I see it.

SPEAKER_02 19:22

Well, I already fell on top of the stuff.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

There's more common. The rest of that's dead.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

Yeah. All right. So we take a quick break because I gotta make a week one, and then I got lots to talk about.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I gotta make a week one too. All right, hold on, we'll be right back, guys.

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Coming in.

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Oh yeah.

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Bullshit on the spot. Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah. All right. There's a there's a new intro. There's a new intro.

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Can you send it from your phone to Red and J and J Lo?

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What's that? Can I send it to J Lo?

SPEAKER_02 20:24

No, Red and J-Lo. Can you send it to them? So they have it.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Uh, I think so. Yeah, I think I can serve it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

That's awesome. Are we back on?

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Yeah, we're back on the air.

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Oh, we are.

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Yeah, we're rocking and rolling.

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Are you gonna do a shout out or no?

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Oh, oh, yeah.

Buzzsprout Shoutout And Studio Plans

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Hey, if you guys want to start your own podcast, you guys gotta try this. It's fun. And actually, wait till we get into the video stuff here more. We've done a few video ones. Wait till we get into the more video stuff. We're gonna be on the line and it's gonna be everywhere. But uh go check out Buzzsprout. It does video now too. So Buzzsprout helps you get your videos and your regular podcast stuff on the line out to everybody. Go check out Buzz Sprout and don't forget to mention Brady's MBS and Eddie and J.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

Yes, that's right, and don't forget it.

SPEAKER_01 21:15

Yeah, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

So hey, we were talking briefly about 4th of July, which was everyone, everyone, you know what? Everyone likes 4th of July for the most part. It's it's relaxing.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

I think pretty much everybody does.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

It's kind of whatever. I mean, it's just another day of the year, actually. But it was the 250th anniversary of the US, so that's cool. Um, but it you know what else it was? It was kind of the semi, semi grand opening or pre pre pre grand opening of titty dicks. I think we talked about it.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

It was the soft opening, we'll call it.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

Soft opening.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Yeah, we'll call it soft opening.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

Titty dicks. And um I think it was actually a hit. No bugs, had fan going, it wasn't hot.

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Neither. More fan we we should have the ceiling pan on.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Well we didn't have the ceiling pan yet, but but hey.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

We should have put it in.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

That that might be where the new stode studio studio uh B might be.

SPEAKER_01 22:10

Studio B? It might be. It might be. The up north of the studio.

SPEAKER_02 22:13

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 22:16

I like it. It would work.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

Yeah, it was it's all right. It was it was comfy.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

It was it was I think this studio table would be awesome in there though.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

Well, I would like it, but good luck getting that in there.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

It doesn't fit.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

No, it'll fit. No, we got an exilla who doesn't want it in there. We already got a table in there. It's see it's eight.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

I said you can get eight on this table.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

I know. We never have eight on this table. We never have eight people up here, so for one day of the year. That's it.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

I know we have we have like six, eight people on this one all the time.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

I kind of like this table. I love this table. We gotta keep this one.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

It's a great table. I like it. That's a good studio table.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

Well, it's a studio table. I like to see who I'm talking to. So, anyways, Titty Dix, congratulations. You're you you kind of made a soft opening. So um, did you know that I I just got back from uh Spain, Italy, and

Cruise Travel Story And Winery Detour

SPEAKER_02 23:16

France?

SPEAKER_01 23:16

Do I know that? Or are you asking our guests?

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Well, I'm asking our I'm asking you.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

Yes, I heard about that.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

Okay, so I'm gonna give a one story about the trip, if you don't mind.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

Is this the one where you spent like a twenty thousand dollars on wine and send it back to the US?

SPEAKER_02 23:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:34

You you heard that one?

SPEAKER_01 23:35

I don't have to tell that one again. It's pretty good, actually. It's kind of funny. Yeah, I mean you had to be drunk as shit.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

Well, I haven't really, you know, the only winery that I think I've ever been to, honestly, I thought that I've been to like many of them. I started thinking back, thinking back, and I don't think I've ever been to one. I went to the one in Brainerd.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

I've been to Brainerd. No, I I'm not gonna say like hundreds, I mean I've been to like tens of them.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

No, I went to the one in Brainerd and they didn't even have their own grapes. Like they have some don't. They had the grape, and it was really good.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

But I mean, I've been to I've been to vineyards like I remember like in uh in Texas, right? So there's a one we like copy and paste that to another one? No, like uh like that Funfleets have been to, like she literally likes this one, uh it was like an almond champagne or something like that. And then there's like they have all kinds of winery stuff down there, but it's like down in in Fort Worth in Texas. And the place where you buy the wine is in town, but their wineries are like way outside of town. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's it's not uncommon to have the wine store and place where you go do the tastings away from the vineyard.

SPEAKER_02 24:44

Well, I haven't been to one.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

I oh I I thought I'd been that's all I was getting at.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

I I thought that I'd been to many. I have not. I went to one in Brainerd, Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01 24:54

I don't think I've ever been to it.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

And actually, those the owners there were super cool. Like we went there on a uh Sunday night. That was one of our when we went and did uh a road trip home. We probably were overserved and we shouldn't have been behind the wheel.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

I shouldn't have been from Brainerd. Well, you went to Brainerd to go to wineries.

SPEAKER_02 25:14

Well, we went golfing and then we went to this winery and had some apps and some wine.

SPEAKER_01 25:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:19

And they wanted us to stay for they had um her her recipe. The lady was trying to get us a stay for Swedish meatballs. Wow, that's and I said, I can see that, and it was sounding great, but I was like, we gotta go. So then we stopped at the next town and had a couple, and then that next town and next town, next town.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

I road trip to back.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

Oh god. Then we got to the not so and I said, I said to You made it always the not so you came back this way? Well, we were coming here. Oh god, I was gonna cook, we had fancy steaks and stuff, and I was gonna cook it, which I did on a Sunday night? Yeah, we we we went home on Monday. Oh, okay, Sunday night, and then uh I said, She's like, Well, we should stop at the not so just to say hi. Yeah, you can't go wrong at the not so we went in there and um had a few E and Js.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

It's it's not like it used to be, I don't think. You go there now, it's pretty it's pretty laid back.

SPEAKER_02 26:12

It was, but I was like, okay, I gotta make the car ride home. I said, I'm not worried about killing anybody, but I might be borderline not passing the breathblazer at this point. I was fine up till then.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Wine will get you.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Well, we stopped at we stopped at three of their bars on the way back.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Yeah, but the wine sneaks up on you.

SPEAKER_02 26:31

That just we stopped in that one in Pillager that you and I went to.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 26:36

There was so many people in there. Everyone, they're like, Yeah, we all come out on Sunday night because all the the cabin people go home, so we have it to ourselves. There was like 50 people in there really on their golf carts and stuff. It was happening. I was like, it was there were good people.

SPEAKER_01 26:51

What was the the rolling chairs? Is that the one we're talking about? No, no, that's over by the Ripley, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Yeah, yeah, that was right. No, this was the one that we we went to a long time ago. I think we had the kids with, and we stopped in there when we're going fishing or something. Oh, I think on the way back from that uh crop bee tournament, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

Anyways, so we we got back and um so I was at the winery. The whole point was I was at the winery.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

So then, and then you went to your second winery. So we were just in Spain.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

We were just in Spain or no, no, we were in um no, we went to the winery. So here's a funny story. So we went, we had a stop and we were gonna go to Florence. Or no, not Florence, yeah. Florence, I think. Because we've been to Florence. No, what's the other one? It was by Pisa because I saw the leaning tower out the window on the way back. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

You ever hear the story behind that?

SPEAKER_02 27:42

No, but I don't I don't remember what happened there. What happened? Did someone push it? I think it was like Andre the Giant pushed it over.

SPEAKER_01 27:48

No, it took years and years and years to build, but then it's like they started building it, then it's they stopped building it, and then it started settling. So then they just started building it to correct itself. They just kind of turned it, and then it still started settling again. And then so they they kind of started building it straight, but then it kept settling in the mud, right? It's like the clay is that type of soil it was in.

SPEAKER_02 28:10

Sure, sure.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

So, but but so they built it. It started going at an angle, then they just turned it, started trying to then they tried to fix it without fixing it, right? It just kept leaning, but they just kept building it, trying to turn it, make it go straight again.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

I didn't know that because we didn't know.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

It's weird as hell.

SPEAKER_02 28:25

I'm gonna I'm gonna look up this city.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

They're still working on it. They actually have like they have actually have like uh like stuff in there to keep the soil from getting wet and and trying to keep it from tipping, and they put like um they've done all kinds of crap trying to keep the thing from tipping over because it's been pretty close to tipping over a few times.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

So uh the name of the town was Tenuta Torsiano.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Oh yeah, that place.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Yeah, yeah. It was fancy.

SPEAKER_01 28:51

That's where Rachel's from.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Maybe. But um, we so here's the here's the story. It was a shit show, kind of. So so we get we get off the we're on a cruise, right? For work, and um, we get off the cruise and we get to the port, and so we go, we're we already paid for this trip. It's not cheap. It's like an hour and almost two hour ride. They say an hour and a half ride one way.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

So we're like, okay to the winery, yeah, to the vineyard from the from the port. From the port.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

So we have the ride and all that arranged. So we get to the they say meet, we're gonna meet you at the train.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

Well, you're in Italy or Spain?

SPEAKER_02 29:28

Were we at the this was in Italy?

SPEAKER_01 29:30

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

And uh, so we get there and we're like, what the shit were they at? And they're like, and Nags is on the phone with them. Yeah, we're at at the train station. Yeah, we're out front at the train station. We're sitting here, we're sitting, what kind of car do you got? And this went on for like 25 minutes. Right. Finally, we put two to two. I go, is there more than one port? Oh yeah, they're at the port an hour away.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

And so then it all does that affect your rating and you know on Uber?

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Well, it had nothing to do with Uber at that point.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

It had to do with Nick Zilla did not realize Nick Zilla didn't realize. Did you get thumbs down on Uber?

SPEAKER_02 30:09

No, I had not. We were already there. We're waiting for the driver. Right. That the winery sent to us because it's part of the package.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Oh, it's in the winery.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Yeah, and they're like, now we're cutting in the close at like time. Like, um, well, we can be there, but now you're like getting so we ended up having to pay for our own Uber to drive all the way there, right? And everyone's kind of crabby because it was like, what the hell happened here? But I was like, well, whatever, we'll just make the most of it. It is what it is.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

So we get there and we get all what's an Uber cost or rent an Uber to go an hour and a half away.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

I'll tell you, because I I had to pay for on the way back. That one that they took the they eat ate that. Who did the winery?

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Oh, they did.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

But I paid for it on the way home.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

They didn't pay the way back.

SPEAKER_02 30:54

No. Why not? They said we're gonna do half and half. They couldn't tell who was at fault.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

Because you didn't know where you guys, maybe you told them the wrong port? I think we did. Oh, okay. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

It was $300. That's fair enough. It was a $300 ride. So just keep in mind that was halfway. That that was one way. So that's $300. Yeah. Plus the tour, which is God knows how much that was. Now, here we'll get to

Unlimited Tastings And The $1,200 Order

SPEAKER_02 31:19

the fun part. So we get to this winery, and it's literally like what you'd think about. I have a video I can show you. It's like what you'd see on TV. Like, it was like lifestyles of the rich and famous. Like all the wine, like the grapevines, all that, they're like perfectly manicured, like all through this valley, like down these hills and stuff. Yeah, the grass in between is like perfectly manicured. All the buildings are like brand new, like like that fancy stuff, and they had these fancy golf cars with the manicured little sprinter spaniels. I mean, it was like pretty cool, right? So we're like, wow, this is pretty cool. So that's like, wow, this would be fun. Never been there. So we go in there. They they're kind of hurrying us up because we're late, so they had to kind of catch us up to we could not much introduction.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

So this guy, this guy throw some more booze at you.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

Yeah, so that's what they did. So there was a group of elderly people from the United States and the table next. There's only two tables, right? Two big tables. It was us, me, Nags, Darryl, and Sally at one. And then um, there was like eight or four couples from the United States. They weren't part of our trip, they were just traveling through Italy, and they had already started, you know.

SPEAKER_00 32:31

So they're so they weren't on your boat. No, no, they didn't drive an hour and a half in Uber.

SPEAKER_02 32:35

No, they were in no hurry, but we were kind of they were kind of hurrying us up a little bit, but not like uncomfortably. So we got wine, and we started drinking wine and wine, got a charcuterie board, olives, cheese, all that. Then they come out with some more food. They had like a lasagna.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

Oh, they actually had lasagna.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

And the lady like it was in the cookbook. She I got a picture of her, and then they got um a pot roast. Oh, I love pot roast. They had a pot roast for us, and then they had uh one other thing.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

But I looked out at one time. A pot roast, you don't just you have to like that's like they planned it yesterday, kind of thing. Oh, it was so good. I mean they could sit there and let that cook for a long time.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

And they had at one time I looked out, and we four of us had 10 glasses of wine out in front of us. Yeah, that's uh that's all normal. I know, but I was like, so then I'm like, Well, I kind of like this. I like this one, I like that one. So they had a sheet, they wanted me to grade them.

SPEAKER_01 33:24

Oh, yeah. So I started grading.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

I was like, okay, I'm grading this.

SPEAKER_01 33:27

You really haven't been to a winery before, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

I have not.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

Yeah, sheets.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

I didn't know them, but it was fun. And so then I started going there.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

I like Did you just do by the glass or did you do flights?

SPEAKER_02 33:39

We just I think we did flight. Well, we did glass, but it was like flights because we had about 40 glasses each. Try that one. Like this one white one that goes to.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

No, they're not free either, right? Well, it's included.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

No, it was included in our package.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

Oh, what? We prepaid what's 40, 40 glasses each.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

It was expensive, it was unlimited.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Oh, really? So we get the whole So you're you're trying to get your monies out of it.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Yes, it was expensive.

SPEAKER_01 34:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:06

And um, so the one late, they're super nice people, they're so fun, nice people. And I kept saying, Glotsy, you know, and they're just they just were just I know they're selling us.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

I get it, but they know what's funny is that you're out there in Europe and everybody's like talking crap about Europe, and everybody's in the area like all the Europeans in America for the uh the soccer. I don't care. It was fun for soccer, and they're like, like, oh man, we hate Europe now. We don't ever want to go back. We love America.

SPEAKER_02 34:32

Well, I know. I don't think I'm going back. I have no plans of going back.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

It's kind of funny. It's kind of you, it's like you did the exact opposite of what everybody else is doing. Everybody from Europe is coming to the U.S.

SPEAKER_02 34:41

I have no plans of going back. I've seen enough old buildings, I've seen enough of history over there. I'm kind of bored with it now. And you're right, it there is something it's something about being here on the United States. You can feel a little bit more comfortable. There's I'll tell you more stories, but but anyways, so we get to so wine. I'm I'm going through it and you started kind of feeling happy a little bit. Well, sure.

SPEAKER_01 35:03

Yeah, yeah. Why not?

SPEAKER_02 35:04

And so I'm like, Well, yeah, we should probably get some. And then they had the fancy vinaigret vinaigrette, you know, the balsamic vinaigrette, and then they had this story on this olive oil, where it came from and how it mismade. I'm like, well, I need some of that. I need some, and then the wine, like I was telling you earlier today, and listeners didn't hear, but they're like, Yeah, you know, this this white wine is really good when it's chilled, and like it's kind of like when we go on our boats and we don't want to feel like drinking beer, so we drink this white wine that's really refreshing. I'm like, Well, we have a boat, I need 10 bottles of that. So I'm I'm I'm graving all this stuff. I'm like, well, I need a bottle of that. I need two bottles of that, I need three bottles of this. So I ended up ordering it all. I looked, I didn't even add up, I didn't even look at the price. Next thing you know, it was like $1,200. So I'm like, oh shit, why did I do that? So then you don't want to back trail because you already ordered it. Well, then I'm like, hey man, they're kind of like you guys gotta go because we gotta get back to the boat, you know. And I'm like, well, was that a good order, Nick? Yeah, really good. Thank you. Well, can we get a bottle to go? Yeah, sure. I go, Well, we need two because that's an hour and an hour and 20 minutes. We need two bottles. They're like, for sure, we'll get you two bottles. And so we had one red and one white on the way back in the kit in the Uber. And I'm like, wait a second, how are we gonna drink it? We need cups, and you need to open the bottle. So they opened both bottles and gave us Dixie cups. Daryl got on the ox on the driver who didn't speak a lick of English, but he liked the music.

SPEAKER_01 36:31

What was he playing American stuff?

SPEAKER_02 36:33

Oh, yeah, he was playing everything. And it and Daryl loved it. He loved it, and so and so that's when we were driving down the road, and we we're pretty buzzed up, trust me. And then we had two more bottles, and so we're driving. I'm like, hey, look out the window. I got my video going. There's a Linean Tower of Pisa, you guys. And we're kind of yeah, it's one time. We're driving on the highway. I'm going, there it is, right there, the Line Tower of Pisa. And they're like, Yeah, whatever, it's just the Lady Tower of Pisa. Right. It's like big deal. But I'm like, well, check that out the list. I have it on a video in the car. And I think Neggs was actually starting to fall asleep by that time because we were getting close to the port.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

But yeah. Are you not finished? Well, yeah, I was telling a story. That was a long story.

SPEAKER_02 37:23

It was that part was pretty fun, though. I'm not gonna lie. That was a good day. That was a pretty that was that was a good time, but it was expensive. And I got the one.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

It's not about the money, it's about the memories, right? Isn't that what they say?

SPEAKER_05 37:37

Right.

SPEAKER_01 37:39

Yeah. World, world traveler. I didn't see you for a while there. You're gone.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

We were gone for a long time. That was I didn't like being on that long, actually.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

You're you went from one trip to another trip to another trip. I didn't think I saw you for a month.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Oh, we've been gone a lot, and I'm like, I don't mind trips, but I said, can we start traveling in the United States?

SPEAKER_01 37:59

Well, we're got one coming up here in the fall. October. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

I'm actually looking forward to that one because it's not like 10 days, it's a short one.

SPEAKER_01 38:07

Yeah, I don't like long ones.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Because 10 days is a 10 yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:10

I like that you go hang out with me and Dr. Maddie Ice could go do some bar hopping. I know, do some bourbon runs.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

I'm a little worried that him meeting Q are you guys gonna make it.

SPEAKER_01 38:19

Oh, that'd be all good.

SPEAKER_02 38:21

Just kidding. I gave him a hard time.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

I'm gonna make a new cocktail. Jay's slam it. Oh. She's about she's flashed me.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

Oh my god, we got Hooters and Well, Nords is all right.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

We'll bring it back. Then we're gonna take a get a cocktail.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

All right. What a great song.

unknown 38:49

Coming in.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

Some of you don't like it. It's like country rock. It is good. This is gonna be the tiny.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

This might be in the tiny from sports debates to wild life tales.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

And pretty soon it's gonna be in a Billboard Top 100. I might know a guy to get it on the air. Jesus. Oh, there goes Nortie.

unknown 39:13

Keeping it real, Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

The other one's looking for the bird. Where was that? Where's the bird? Where's the bird? Fireworks going. Alright. We gotta turn that off. So, anyways, we gotta get back into this.

Crocs, Hey Dudes, And Sweaty Feet

SPEAKER_01 39:27

So, last segment before we get some cocktails. The uh you went through the wine, the wine, the wine trip and needle.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Oh, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 39:36

Yeah, yeah. So, what else you get on the old list over there as I puff up my pipe?

SPEAKER_02 39:42

Um, yeah, that's a good question. Yeah, I'm gonna cross the wall.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

We've gone through titty dicks.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Yeah, in the winery. We've gone through the winery. Um boy, I wish I had my glasses on. I can't even read about it. I got so much stuff on here. Um today was hot out.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

I gotta be honest with you. Today was pretty warm.

SPEAKER_02 40:03

We don't need to talk about tractors breaking down. We've talked about that several times.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

I don't think that really ever ends.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

Oh, I had a question for you. That never really ends. I had a real question for you.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 40:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:15

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

We gotta put Northeast Nords because we got we got Fourth of July part two in in the studio here. So if you hear some fireworks, that was right behind us.

SPEAKER_01 40:25

I know I gotta turn it around then. Well, I can smell them even behind my back.

SPEAKER_02 40:29

But if it if you if you want, you can if you hear it in the background, that means that they're celebrating.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

That's all right. Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

But anyways, um so uh no, I was gonna ask you I was pulling that.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

What the hell is that?

SPEAKER_02 40:43

That's a big one. Is that like a bug hit me in the face? No, there's there's there's uh mortars going off. Anyways, what I was gonna say was um I had a question. Yeah, would you say that you do or do not like crocs?

SPEAKER_01 41:04

Um I have them. I don't wear them very often.

SPEAKER_02 41:09

And why is that? I would say most people have them, right?

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Yeah, I think most people probably have a pair.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

Not the liners, because that's something I'm so thinking about. I've got a liner pair.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

I've got a I've got a liner pair and I've got a regular pair.

SPEAKER_05 41:20

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

I don't wear either very much. So I got a new pair. I wear my I wear my hey dudes or my hey dude sandals. I like hey dudes. Like I have the hey dude sandals.

SPEAKER_02 41:32

See, I can't wear sandals. I have to have a I have to have a four-wheel drive, otherwise it falls off my foot. Really? Yeah. So it does put right in your foot. Yeah. Well, I can't.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

I have look at that.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

Ah, ooh, and so I I was thinking about it today when I was wearing my uh brand new crocs, even though I didn't need another pair because I have 75 pairs, and apparently I needed another pair. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

Yeah, yeah. Different color?

SPEAKER_02 41:59

Yeah, yeah. Look at look at look at. I'll show you here.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

Look at white.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

Yeah.

unknown 42:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

And so where do you get white crocs at?

SPEAKER_02 42:07

I don't know where you get them at, but I'm just gonna say, I find that they're very in this type of weather, very sweaty.

SPEAKER_01 42:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

They're sweaty. No good. So I didn't, I was thinking about it when I was on the old tuner today. I was like, I had them off. One of these fireworks are gonna hit our studio. It's gonna be kind of funny. I don't think so. And uh I was just wondering what what your thoughts were on the old crocodiles.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Not a huge fan. I have them, I wear them every once in a great while. I do have the insulated ones around the house every once in a while. Those are my slippers in the winter. I like those. Those are okay in the winter.

SPEAKER_02 42:45

Yeah, in the winter.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:47

Oh, geez. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

We got some red ones coming right over us. But uh, I'm not a huge fan of the Karakis. I don't wear them very often.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Well, I didn't I was just curious because I was like, today my my feet were still.

SPEAKER_01 43:03

People do like oh, remember soccer? Oh wait, no, wait, wait. Yeah, of course there were socks.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

Oh, Q head minute.

SPEAKER_01 43:10

No, no. We had uh remember that movie I was talking to you about today. You used every never seen. I have not seen it. Idiocracy. I gotta write that down. How do you call it? Idiocracy. So in that movie when they're doing the cast with the the design and like the the wardrobe type stuff. I might watch it too. Crocs just came out.

SPEAKER_00 43:28

Oh, right.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

And they're like, let's put everybody in these crocs. And then because they're like the most ridiculous thing they've ever seen.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

And like, let's put everybody in these shoes, these rubber shoes. And then they'll be like, nobody they never thought they'd take off, right?

SPEAKER_00 43:42

Right.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

Nobody thought they'd thought it was just some random weird thing.

SPEAKER_02 43:46

Who invented them?

SPEAKER_01 43:47

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

But they're making bank.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Yeah, oh yeah, they're done. Yeah. But so they start they they cast everybody in their in the movie with Crocs. Ooh, ah, that's colorful.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

the crack they ever in the movie wears crocs because they thought it was like to make them logo look more idiotic I guess it's kind of funny you have got to watch that movie I kind of like I like crocs a little bit I like the convenience of them and I like when they have the hook on the back see I like my I like my and you go on the water see I got the Skecher slips see

Reels, AI, And Phones “Listening”

SPEAKER_02 44:20

I don't know if I like Skecher slips I like the Skecher slips I think I have to have something a heel on my right foot otherwise it falls off my no no no it's not it is a heel it's a full sneaker it's like it's like your dad's wears yeah oh yeah yeah you just slip into them yeah yeah I love those ones but and I have like three pairs of them I wear all and now that we're talking about this this is the other thing I was gonna I know we've talked about reels before and I I know some of the stuff that I watch is I watch too much reels and stuff and and the AI stuff like I was talking to sweetie today on the boat about this AI your phones it's actually it's crazy because like we were we were talking about earlier today where you took that wood spoon or heated and you were videotaping where you're gonna hit my uh that what do you call it assist the and then break it up the nubby on your hands he said that whole next week every time when the reels it was coming up where people were doing that for him yeah on his reels oh really people were taking stuff and smashing it on other people's hands I recorded it and I got out nothing because I don't bet I don't do I don't really watch reels but I don't know does your does Apple phones only the ones that listen or does yours listen?

SPEAKER_01 45:30

I don't know but I get nothing of that I don't I don't have that problem.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

But I'm not big on reels I don't know I mean I watch I I get it every once in a while I am when you send some me something then I'll then I'll watch a few right well and then my my my lovely daughter my love she's like telling me like some of these like um I do watch Twitter we I don't I'm just the opposite like you watch reels but I watch Twitter like I I I canceled Twitter. I canceled I deleted it's only wish I got it back that's the only I like but it's all the same thing. That it is you can watch reels on Snapple Grant or Instapod. I I don't understand there and my whole thing is is um what I really like and and she and and she said that well a lot of that's AI

Traffic Stops, Compliance, And Cop Attitudes

SPEAKER_02 46:14

too. What the reels oh I believe it not one that people get pulled over by the police well yeah it could all be a real one of mine is a guy gets pulled over or gal gets pulled over and they don't want to show their ice you're like why would I have to show my license I don't need to show my license I don't even and then next thing you know the cop either breaks the window and they holler in the jail or they get in the highest by the way who's videoing it it's from the police cam.

SPEAKER_01 46:39

Then that's probably not an AI it's probably not like I get addicted because I just have so many questions I want to ask the people I'm like was that worth it it was it's so you talk about the people that weren't like the sovereign citizens that's one of them and there's another one like and then those people are idiots and then half these people I have AI that before going why what what what is wrong with what they're thinking is that true I mean really you are allowed to travel anywhere in the United States you want right but it's different traveling on a roadway in a vehicle not the roadway it's a vehicle right in order to travel in a vehicle you have to be licensed and what is the big deal anyways I don't know they just and my other thing is no I I get that and we hate it but my big thing is too is like 90% of these idiots that get pulled over I doing that I ain't going on there I ain't doing that I don't need to do that and then I go well what do you mean and they're like they're like I'm gonna call my attorney yeah I know right how many people on earth attorney on the how many people speed dial how many people have a speed dial that attorney like on call like on retainer at all times unless you're like super super super wealthy or famous right there these people don't even they don't not have an attorney like and they're like that's so stupid. No they're not gonna call 1-800 ambulance chaser that's about it and they're not gonna take the case anyways because you're stupid but I mean you there are there's actually a service out there for people like uh the first amendment auditors people you're watching them guys yeah so there's actually a there's actually a a they have a a service if you're a first amendment auditor you can sign up for this thing and then it's like it locks your phone when when you get arrested or you know when people show up and then it'll automatically like dial to like a uh a retained lawyer or something I've seen it it was uh long island audit guy advertised it one time I saw it he was like one of the one of the inventors of it so it automatically rings to a lawyer I don't know it's kind of stupid don't don't just don't do stupid shit well no and then and and like half the time it was just gonna be like a maybe like a warning or a speed ticket or something little and because they want to argue yeah but sometimes you see like I remember watching one video of some dude sitting in a parking lot of a thing it was a Lowe's parking lot right right next to a shoplifting no no no he was right next to a Taco Bell who cares complies he's eating he's eating his Taco Bell in his car who cares not driving I don't care on private property he looks suspicious sitting in there eating his Taco Bell right next to the Taco Bell parking lot so what and why do you get to harass the poor guy?

SPEAKER_02 49:23

How's that harassing? Why just go over there and you see him eating his Taco Bell and just let the guy come out and harass him he's just eating his Taco Bell what if he had a warrant off for his arrest but he's just eating his Taco Bell so what comply if you have nothing to hide just comply.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

I if that's not true about everything.

SPEAKER_02 49:42

If a sheriff showed up right now here outside here and they came and see your ID I'm like yeah here you go and I'd be like I'd be like hey why do you need it what are we doing here? But here you go here you go.

SPEAKER_01 49:51

Why what's the point? Because they're the law if you disagree with they don't fight it fight it in court. Right but they don't have the right to do everything. They might and you can fight it later I'm just saying no but you can't fight it until they until they you if you were if you hand it over voluntarily then no you can hand it over saying that hey I will hand it over to you under the threat of what's the what's the big deal what's the big deal if they have if they that you give them their your license I don't understand crack to them it just it's it drives me nuts and to to a point it's like yeah it drives me nuts. I get a point to a point because it's like it's like crack to them it's like 90 ID give me ID give me ID 99 has an ID right now from every person voting that everybody has an ID oh god here we go 90% of the time they're good people 90 or 95% of their good people.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

I'd say by 90% and they're probably not going to ask you for an ID if you're the dick. If you should be an asshole to them then like fine let me see what you got I just don't understand. I don't understand why are we why are you wait wait wait wait wait we talked about this earlier they're even even if they're bad having a bad day I get it if they're having a bad day again why why do you guys why do you got to provoke it why do they gotta why do they gotta like be coming up to the car so angry they shouldn't they did but I mean I'm just saying I'm not my one time right here remember we're talking about this earlier yeah did you give the you gave them a license well of course I did well because that's my whole point I was I was comply I was on the I was on a highway I had to give my license I was driving in I was in the driver seat what if that person just saw somebody get killed they were very very no she was just she was just a very angry person.

SPEAKER_01 51:25

She could be and that was very I'm not denying and I did not like it and it was very annoying I don't like them all either but do you like everyone you work with?

SPEAKER_02 51:32

I mean not at your work but when you run into no but you I don't work with I don't have to work for the public well right but that's what I'm saying I'm not a public employee.

SPEAKER_01 51:39

At the end of the day what happened what was the result you didn't go to you didn't go to jail did you no but she was a she yelled at me oh but I'm not I'm not a two year old right you don't got to yell at me on the freaking highway you know what just get over it no I'm not it would piss me off it irritated well but you like I said what you can do write a formal complaint to the actually we know a state trooper so I don't even know who I claimed to because I never got her right because I didn't get her card because she didn't get me a ticket because I didn't do anything wrong and it's just she was just very I very unpersonable and very professional. And not not helpful. No not why do you do you know do you need some help while you're sitting on the side of the road here you should have started acting like you're choking no it wasn't it was like it wasn't choking on a chicken wing is there something I can help you with why are you parked over here why is there something wrong? I agree.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

Everything you're saying I agree with it was it was it was immediately where's your ID right I mean it was like well maybe they they saw who you are and they know that you have a lengthy criminal record I don't have a lengthy criminal record not the thing I don't they're like oh no is she could have run she could look she could just run my plates and I'd probably be fine and they probably saw who you were and they're like she didn't run my plates they're like oh here we go she did not very compatible combative very lengthy lengthy did he ask if if he had anything to drink that day no she just was very rude well very unf very unprofessional you went through that but I would say most people are not most law enforcement are not that way she she was not friendly she was not a happy person. You know what chalked it up is next time you get pulled over or stop next one's gonna be friendly I don't think I've had very many friendly cops really well because you usually break the law no no no I got pulled over um in my town in my town for uh what did she say it was it was I was coming home late one night I had nothing was not drinking not doing anything oh my my but the light that shines my license plate wasn't working oh yeah that's against the law well I didn't know it wasn't working well right so they're she didn't she didn't care about that she wanted to see what was drinking yeah well that's what they do I know but it was just but just very again very unfriendly very rude very so I got pulled over why can't you why can't you be nice when you pull me over we got pulled over here that one time coming back from the rodeo he did a UE and said that we were falling actually the guy just texted me and uh said that we were falling too close I said no absolutely not I said in fact because my son in the back seat is going through driver's ad and we were just talking about how many um how many dashes you can be behind a car be part of his task and we were way over those and I said if we're going 60 miles an hour this way you're going 60 miles an hour that way that's 120 mile an hour right I said there's no way that you could count how many lines we were in fact we were actually talking about that what for his test because he was going to be taking right and we were just and what did the cops say he goes all right yeah yeah okay I go you're just checking to see we're drinking yeah you coming from the rodeo and we're like yeah I go I've been drinking but I'm over in the bathroom side and he goes okay where are you guys going so we told him where we're going and then he knew the old sheriff yeah yeah and so then we started BSing so then I wish I would have took it because I was gonna drive I was faking like I drink too much but I was like I we need to order breathalyzer we gotta do it. I I think we gotta get one we gotta order one now. I'm so Dr. Mandy Ice had one he said they're a lot of fun we'll get on it I'm gonna order Amazon I'm getting low on battery I got four percent I'll order one this weekend as I want to get one I mean but what it basically comes down to is that now why did I get it why can't cops just be friendly most of them are but think about the shit they deal with I know but I mean in my in my community yeah there's not there's not a ton of crap going on in my community yeah there is there's a lot of domestics you don't know about that they don't play all those domestics think about that crap when I was talking in my old time how about here on the highway when I was coming up north there's definitely nothing going on up there no she was just she was very angry and very inappropriate Nagzilla's goal partner is a state trooper and uh we'll find out who the lady is that works up here. She runs from your house your town down to blonde north she's very short oh no she's a super nice lady but she's like she's like most of the time if people if I see something like on their phone or whatever or seatbelt or whatever she's like a lot of the times I'm just pulling them over to to give them a warning to like hey or you know maybe we're gonna see if they have something else going on but as soon as I go up and they roll their she's like not all these people as soon as they roll their money they start yelling at me. Why did you gotta yell at me? I didn't yell at her it's the other way she said I get screamed at when I'm walking up I'm like I was just telling you that I saw you texting and driving on the phone that's against the law so I don't know why you're yelling at me I was just telling you that's because now I was gonna give you a warning but now you're being a jerk to me so then there she'll write them up. Well there I got I was getting yelled at for nothing well you should have challenged her you should write a complaint you can find out who it is probably could I'm not going to but she was having a bad day I don't care maybe her boyfriend take it out of me I think you're kind of what she had no but she would you no but she just I don't know it just it just it rub me the wrong way on that one it just it just rub me the wrong way challenged her a little bit of mine and said hey what am I gonna do I mean I'm not gonna give her my license no you want me to be that guy on YouTube and not give her my ID I hate that yeah I would have said I would have said hey what's your name officer blah blah blah I said hey you know what you're coming across kind of rude and rat brash well I told her what was going on no you should have said why are you giving it the bad attitude I understand that you see people like have the attitude like you're having but I am not so why are you me and someone not maybe she'd say you know what I'm right you're right I just came from a 10 car pile up and I saw four children murdered there was no 10 car pileups in the air I'm just saying you don't know you don't know maybe she I don't know and I know she's gotta be a professional but can you imagine seeing teenage kids getting murdered in a car no I could not well maybe she just came from one and she was but well maybe her husband just left banged another chick and left her that could have been more likely or maybe she her lesbian wife went for a man because I'm you know what I mean you know what I mean I'm just saying I'm I'm trying to back the blue i'm I'm usually back at the blue right I you my brother's blue I know won't you ask him about that but it's just still piss me off well that's fine why can't you be I mean why can't you be cordial I wasn't being I wasn't being inner time I've been pulled over they've been oh she was actually nice the last couple times I've been the one time I thought it was on like a uh hidden camera show because I thought it was a stripper. Oh really the last couple times I've been pulled over they've just been rude I said are you a stripper they've just been mean sir I go did my friends put you up to this and then he started doing the hip shake I go you should have me out and do the uh did you really hey that'd be funny have me do the the the breath of laser if I was with if I was stab stomp stop if I was in if I was in the car with other people stab stomp Tom if I was in the car with other dudes or other people I wouldn't say I wouldn't try and do that it'd be funny it's my bachelor party did my friend send you up for this I would do it they'd be like I know well most times I've had pretty good experience with policemen eh but we are in Minnesota but they don't gotta be dickheads just be nice I don't care what you just because you had a shitty stop earlier you don't need to have a shitty stop the next time I agree I agree I agree but maybe happy or do something I think we should research who it was and let's let's put a put it on the cast or we'll put it all verbally on the old social media on this uh works highway 10 by near Randall I will just say hey I'm gonna find out who it is next can find out who it is all right well let's go find out because she gulfs with and they're both husband and wife are she wasn't very she wasn't very pleasant she wasn't very easy to work with I think we need to send something out and then we'll see if she if what if if she responds back and says hey you're right I'm sorry I apologize maybe is it too late would you accept the apology I don't know if I I don't I don't think I would I don't really think about it much anymore.

Fight Night Wrap Up And Teaser

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

Until you brought it up too until you brought it up here I really haven't you've been what Conor McGregor's fighting tonight oh is it tonight oh it is tonight put it on the phone get him good going on tonight he's on next on CBS we gotta wrap this up all right guys we're gonna wrap this up because we're gonna go watch a fight and get to make another brandy all right we'll see you guys next time all right we'll see ya and hey back to blue it's all right I just had a bad one I had more topics to talk about we'll get into it we're gonna talk about Taylor Swift and Kelsey's uh wedding oh god what are you freaking 15?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

Oh no I got you 15 yeah you 15 year old girl I didn't tell you we got invited the brandy and BS crew got invited to the wedding what I didn't get that did they go to the office?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:25

Yes I'll tell you later I'll tell you the next show all right see you guys coming in the black motion