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Bram Stroker's Dracula: Take Me Away From All These Bad Accents...

Episode 92

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Have you crossed oceans of time to find Keanu Reeves doing an authentic British accent? Ut oh. How about longing for someone to take you away from all this death.....ly weirdness emanating from Sir Anthony Hopkins? Shit. Wait, are you the monster that breathing men would kill to see Gary Oldman in butt hair? Yes! We have the movie for you!!! Enjoy 1992's Bram Stoker's Dracula

KATRINA-is the pro, and she has 5 caskets full of trivia, as well as a heartfelt apology on behalf of Mr. Reeves. She knows that Anna loves Gary Oldman's performance in this movie, and she is going to ply her with tequila and her vampire eyes to finally get a button push!

ANNA-is the con, and she is mixing things up by having......actual cons about the movie. What is the deal?! Who has gotten to her? Looking at you, Sir Anthony, weirdo. Can she successfully avoid trigger happy Katrina by focusing on accents, make-up, accents, plot holes, and accents? Listen and find out! 

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