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The Golden Child: I Prefer my Oatmeal Without Blood but You do You

Anna Serene Katrina Porter

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I, I, I, I, I, I, I, want the episode! Pleaaaaaaaase! This week the Split Happens sisters flew all the way to Tibet to bring you an episode brimming with facts, a small child with mad magic skills, a dagger that turns out was not named after the singer Ashanti (missed opportunity, Paramount), and of course, Eddie Murphy. Raise your goblet to 1986's The Golden Child

KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she can barely fit in all of the facts and things she loves about this movie. Fortunately Anna brought tequila so that shuts her up a little bit. 

ANNA-is the con and boy does she have some things to say about the special effects and magic tricks. Who hurt you, Anna? A magician? Find out if her garbage takes are enough to avoid the dreaded button push! 

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