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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 169: The Great Candy and Restaurant Debate
Dive into the hilarious, unfiltered world of John and Jay as they tackle everything from post-Easter reflections to passionate metal music discoveries in this episode that feels like hanging out with your most entertaining friends.
The conversation kicks off with lighthearted "Zombie Jesus Day" greetings before evolving into what might be the most comprehensive candy debate you'll ever hear. From the mysterious cold interior of Ferrero Rochers to the eternal struggle between Snickers and Butterfingers, the hosts dissect their childhood favorites with surprising detail and enthusiasm. Their pronunciation debate over "caramel" versus "carmel" perfectly captures the show's ability to find humor in the everyday.
Things take a scathing turn when the hosts review a new Mexican restaurant committing cardinal dining sins—paper plates, no complimentary chips, and overpriced canned sodas instead of fountain drinks. This critique stands in stark contrast to their praise for exceptional establishments like a local deli offering rare free orange juice refills and a solid burger joint experience at Kalahari resort.
The episode's heart truly emerges during an extensive metal music exploration segment where John and Jay discover bands like Wage War and Gideon with genuine excitement that's contagious even to casual listeners. Their descriptions of "chunky riffage" and concert experiences reveal their authentic passion for music discovery.
Between these main discussions, unexpected moments keep things interesting—from the outrageous "Gabagool Gals" Brooklyn character segment to Tim's surprise appearance during a bathroom break. The episode wraps with touching gratitude for their listeners, especially those supporting Jay's game store venture.
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Speaker 2:Welcome, welcome, welcome to yet another edition to it's Everyday with John and Jay. Welcome everybody. Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello, baby, I never get tired of it.
Speaker 3:We used to do that back in the McDonald's Dude. I never get tired of that, so we just got done with Easter Sunday. What a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:Jesus has risen from the dead. Happy Zombie Jesus Day everybody. Happy Zombie Jesus Day.
Speaker 3:Yay, fun um jesus has risen from the dead. Happy zombie jesus day everybody. Happy zombie jesus day. Yay, I did get a message from uh cadence today that, uh, she didn't see. Uh, she just now saw our post for her birthday.
Speaker 3:I put a post on, oh, yeah, okay so, uh, you know, happy belated birthday and I'm glad you still listen and check us out. That that's good. We appreciate you. And also I want to say thank you to Tony Buccione. He always tells us about our podcast. He's like, yes, I do this, no, I will not do this. He answers all the questions. That's good, really appreciate it. He said he would love to hear a Skittles album.
Speaker 2:Dude, I think we're going to pull a trigger on that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, to hear a skittles album. Dude, I think we're gonna pull a trigger on that. Yeah, I can't wait. Um, we're gonna do a skittles album and um. And he said he'd listen to it and what I'm hoping happens if we bring skittles back in to be able to do an album. I'm hoping he keeps his. Um, do you ever have one of those days?
Speaker 4:yeah, he kidding.
Speaker 3:I fucking loved it. I thought it was.
Speaker 2:I ate that shit up. He always used that as kind of an opening to get him started, if you will.
Speaker 3:I loved it and I think it's funnier now.
Speaker 2:He was an eccentric fellow. His mom was this way, I didn't realize last week, was it last week or the week before? His mom was waiting out there? It was a couple weeks ago. A couple weeks ago His mom was waiting out there the whole time, I guess.
Speaker 3:I had no idea From what I heard. I talked to him the day after and she was fucking pissed.
Speaker 2:Pissed off. She was so mad, I mean, I didn't even know about that.
Speaker 3:So good thing we're not having Skittles on for a while, because, number one she found out that he stole the nickel from her change.
Speaker 2:Okay, did he get grounded or something?
Speaker 3:Yeah, a little bit. And then also she was pissed because he made her wait out there for over an hour.
Speaker 2:How old is Skittles? Do you know how old he is?
Speaker 3:I think Skittles is. I want to say he's in his mid to late 20s, but obviously he's on the spectrum. You can definitely tell that. Yeah, he's on the spectrum. You can definitely tell that, yeah he's on there somewhere.
Speaker 2:He is technically quote unquote an adult, if you will. He is, but he still lives with his mom. Okay, what's his real name? Do you know his real name? Or is that's what we need to ask him next time? I do not know his real name, to be honest I'm curious to see what his real name is, but well before he, he's affectionately known as skittles, are out here.
Speaker 2:That's s-k-i-d-d-l-e-s, I believe yes good, because he he's trying to avoid intellectual property theft from whoever owns skittles mars or whoever uh, I'm not sure who, who owns skittles, but that's sleek, maybe, I don't know. He's just trying, he's trying to avoid, uh, any sort of which is.
Speaker 3:You know, that's good on him, for who does own skittles? Yeah, so he has that forethought to uh, not, you know that's good on him.
Speaker 2:I want to see who does own Skittles. Yeah, he has that forethought to not. You know, he's got that all taken care of, so that's good. Now, knowing him, his album cover will have Skittles prominently featured on the album cover, because that sounds like something he would do.
Speaker 3:Wrigley Really Wrigley owns Skittles no shit.
Speaker 2:Wrigley, really wrigley owned skittles no shit uh, little shaped candies produced and marketed by wrigley company, a division of mars. Oh, mars, okay, I totally guess I did not realize that mars, I didn't even realize mars was the parent company of wrigley.
Speaker 3:Now, did not know that as well that's crazy, because m&ms is made by mars too right, right. It's interesting that I never was a huge skittles fan oh my brother they're okay I was always a peanut m&m yes, pieces yes, reesey pieces.
Speaker 2:I did. I did fuck with peanut m&ms. I love peanut m&ms I do too but reesey pieces was like my go-to uh what other.
Speaker 3:They came out with peanut butter, m&ms.
Speaker 2:I'm like, well, those are reese's pieces, but they but it's, it's okay. A peanut butter m&ms are okay, but the the peanut butter it's not reese's peanut butter, so to me there's really no comparison. It's just more the the the peanut butter in m&m peanut butter. You know, peanut butter, m&ms are more, it's more of a I don't know kind of creamier, if that makes sense, but they're okay. They're not my favorite. What other candies you get down on.
Speaker 3:Me one of my favorites and I know this is a little pricey and stuff Okay, ferrero Rochers.
Speaker 2:God, I love those. That's a holiday candy for me you ever had. You've had those right, oh fuck yeah, dude, they're fucking.
Speaker 3:I don't know, it could be a hundred degree day you put one in your mouth and it's cold don't they have the nuts, they have the nuts. On the outside they have the chocolate like creamy, the creamy chocolate really cold, though no matter how hot it is, it's cold on the inside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those are good Refreshing. What's your favorite candy bar?
Speaker 3:Oh man, that's tough, no joke, my favorite used to be Snickers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm a big Snickers fan.
Speaker 4:Butterfingers. Butterfingers is second.
Speaker 2:It's definitely my top three.
Speaker 3:But the thing with Butterfingers, and I'm sure everybody, everybody, that fucking uh, that gets stuck in the back of your teeth, man toffee that toffee man heath is a really good one.
Speaker 2:I love he. They're okay, I love the toffee. I I do. You know, I love butterfingers rolos. Rolos are okay with the fucking the caramel inside or whatchamacallit uh, three Musketeers is definitely my top five. I know a lot of people don't fuck with Three Musketeers. I know Because there's really nothing to it, it's just the nougat and the chocolate.
Speaker 3:Baby Ruth, maybe Baby Ruth Payday. I like Payday.
Speaker 2:Okay, but Baby Ruth is probably my favorite. Heavy nuts, heavy on the nuts, or even Hershey's with almonds. I'm a down for that. I love Hershey's. What about just a plain Hershey's bar? I'd smash.
Speaker 3:I'd smash oh yeah, whatchamacallit.
Speaker 2:I do like Whatchamacallit 100 grand 100 grouse is going to bring up 100 grand. Try to think of some other.
Speaker 3:Milky Way.
Speaker 2:Milky Ways are okay, milky Way reminded me a lot of Three Musketeers. It's just. I think it is a Three Musketeers, just with caramel. What's caramel? Do you say caramel or caramel? I?
Speaker 3:say caramel.
Speaker 2:I'm a fucking American dude. I say caramel Because I don't know. I like to be different.
Speaker 3:When people say caramel, it just reminds me of camel Camel. I don't know why.
Speaker 2:Probably just reminds me of camel camel. I don't know why, probably because caramel. I, I think a lot of people say caramel, but I say caramel just just to be a, just to be outside the group, just to be a rebel. I'm a rebel daddy, well okay. So what about like fruity candies, like we've talked about skittles already, what, what? Like oh man, um what, uh, I can mics, do you like?
Speaker 3:my favorite fruity candies, dude, and if you've never had one, anybody out there. These are s tier best fucking fruit candy and there's nobody that can hold a fucking match to them. Okay, hi, choose. Oh yeah, and me personally, I love the kiwi ones. They actually have Kiwi seeds in them.
Speaker 2:Oh, really, it's fucking good. Yeah, that's interesting. I love my juice. What about little Mike and Ike's?
Speaker 3:Mike and Ike's are okay. I don't like the Jujubees, jujubees. I don't like that jelly bean kind of shit. I'm not a big fan of jelly beans.
Speaker 2:I'm not either either, especially the black ones.
Speaker 3:I don't like black I don't blame you, dude. That's why I'm setting you up for this I know.
Speaker 2:That's why they always stick to the back of the bag I was like come on, man, I'm setting you up for a prime, you know every time I pull a handful of black jelly beans they're always singingott.
Speaker 3:It's because nobody wants them here. You know he's asking for reparations. I get pissed.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't owe you a fucking thing black jelly bean. I got nothing, man you guys are the worst tasting motherfuckers in. Here they are, though.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's just an objectionable fact. Your credit sucks. I mean black anything tastes bad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, that's what started Affirmative Action dude. You have to have a certain amount of black jelly beans in a bag of jelly beans.
Speaker 2:So do you do like a? So have you ever tried like the jelly?
Speaker 3:bellies I love jelly bellies Jelly bellies and you just eat them.
Speaker 2:Do you ever have the?
Speaker 3:hot ones. No, dude, we should do that on here one time. Do the spicy ones. They are fucking nuts. It's almost like doing the chip challenge. Oh, that one chip challenge. Oh, speaking of, that.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I was going to show this to you. You know like we were talking about that. You know who I am, guy or whatever. Remember that guy we were talking about before. Oh yeah, so these two guys are like that and they try really nasty, smelly things. The one guy you know who I am, son, you know who I am son.
Speaker 2:So these two guys do challenges like that too, and it reminded me of this guy. But this one guy has to. You know I am kid. Yeah, you know I am kid. I want that on the t-shirt. I love that guy. Oh, I'll see if I can find these guys. I am kid oh, oh.
Speaker 3:Man, dude, I was like fucking morse code burping there see if I can find these guys, because I don't remember what they were called by the way, okay, so on, uh, while we're waiting for this to be pulled up, me and my buddy, our buddy billy, we went golfing yesterday, uh, where I'm working now, which is country club, love the place. Um, amazing golf course, um, located pretty near us, um, and we went to a local restaurant, mexican restaurant, new one, okay, called El Dorado.
Speaker 2:Okay, which I was like okay, cool.
Speaker 3:So I saw him on the chamber, everything else. I'm like, okay, cool, son of a bitch. So I was like, yeah, let's try it out, let's check it out, son of a bitch. So I was like, yeah, let's try it out, let's check it out. Number one if you're a Mexican restaurant and you do not offer chips for fucking free, like every other goddamn Mexican restaurant, you're already down one point.
Speaker 2:You're already pissed me off. Yeah, I mean, I didn't even realize places were like that.
Speaker 3:Then we ordered my buddy ordered a side of chips with some queso so we can all share them Four people, okay, they brought us a small cereal bowl filled with chips and I don't know how much that shit cost them, but I was like this is a joke. Like dude how skimp are you when your fucking, when your tortilla chips, if I said that tortilla, Tortilla, tortilla. Tortilla chips, if those are your fucking like, if you're fucking cutting money costs by fucking, for lack of a better term- chewing it down, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Then we order our food. Cool, all right. Food's normal cost 10, 13, 14, $15,. Whatever, our food comes out on paper plates, I'm like are you serious Are? You kidding me? We're not on a picnic, I'm not dating one of you guys. I'm like why is this happening? I was surprised that silverware was real, so I have to give them credit. Silverware was real now and then on drinks. It's cans of pop and each can of pop was two dollars for a can of pop off dude so I was uh.
Speaker 3:Needless to say, the food was delicious. It was really good, very kind of bland. So I was authentic mexican or whatever. I was not impressed, I will not. I'm gonna tell you straight up.
Speaker 2:Unless something changes, I'm not going there was so many egregious things you just listed there. Uh, to me, if you're a mexican restaurant, if you don't spend the money on a fucking soda fountain machine, then you've already. You've lost the plot. In my opinion, they would have just had chips for free. I would have been cool with that chips are free is good, and I you're already strike one. You're already strike one.
Speaker 3:I didn't you bring out paper, strike three dude. But my thing is is that here's the deal if you're the only Mexican Restaurant around, I guess you can kind of do whatever you want. But there's a Mexican restaurant that my brother told me it's called little mexico. Okay, right across the road from it and that place is bomb, ass bomb. He said.
Speaker 2:It's fucking amazing, it's like these people just figured out. Oh, you know, I think I'll open a mexican restaurant having no mexican american.
Speaker 3:Okay, so they have like breakfast foods with like eggs and like they have mexican breakfast american.
Speaker 2:I'm like this place has no identity like the master of all trades, but or no, wasn't the jack of all trades but the master of none, or whatever they yeah pretty much paper plates like come on. That's just to me that screams unserious.
Speaker 3:It's just like I feel like my mom just served me a bologna sandwich the can't thing has got me fucked up.
Speaker 2:Man, I I can't stand places. If you're a sit-down restaurant and you don't have fountain fucking soda, you can get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:I'm not spending two dollars a can I want to talk about classy, though I want to go to the opposite end. Okay, one of my favorite places and we talked about it on here is the deli we love the deli place rules deli on frost parkway or the frost park yes deli here in tiffin, owned by an amazing dude that's a buddy of mine. Um good, so if you had fucking, if you've never been there, check it out. It's really good.
Speaker 3:They have free, free um refills on orange juice oh really I've never been to a restaurant where they gave free refills on orange juice yeah, usually you gotta pay, and milk too.
Speaker 2:You gotta pay for that as well.
Speaker 3:I don't know about milk, but they'd free orange juice, orange juice is free refills. That is over classy, that just goes.
Speaker 2:Now I will give a pat because they don't have like soda file. But to me that's a little different, because I think it's to me that's more I take out from there.
Speaker 2:So I could kind of forgive you're supposed to eat quick yeah, I, I don't you know, and even there you use real shit. Yeah, it's. It's like I could forgive chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants too, and I know hoonan king doesn't they get. They sell bottles and cans and stuff, but to me, places like that aren't really necessarily like sit down restaurants the only, the only thing that I could say.
Speaker 3:That saved alderado a little bit, and if I was still drinking pop, I would have got one yeah they have one and a half liter or half liter glass bottles of coke. Oh really, yeah. Five bucks, okay. Or five the mexican coke for halfly.
Speaker 1:No regular coke, oh, oh really yeah, five bucks, okay, or five dollars the Mexican Coke.
Speaker 3:No regular Coke.
Speaker 2:Oh, just regular. Oh, do they have Mexican Coke? Is what I'm asking.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I guess that's just Coke in a glass bottle. I guess technically is what they call it. Now it's because they don't sell in the United States in glass bottles. That's supposed to have like decayed sugar in it, which is way better. So I don't know. I know I think chipotle used to have that. I don't know if they still do anymore. They used to have mexican coke at chipotle like years ago, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 3:I don't know I'm not sure I didn't get chipotle tonight. I actually ate uh fish, uh filet sandwiches like for mcdonald's flip.
Speaker 2:Nope, I made my own major oh the other night.
Speaker 3:Um what was it? It was, uh it was saturday um, yeah, saturday, sarah was home and and, um, we made, I made a pizza, okay, for sarah. I was like hey, hey, so, dude, no joke, okay, went to Kroger and I'm like you know what? Sarah loves pepperoni and she loves banana peppers. I'm like you know, I'll just buy a pizza and I'll doctor it up make it awesome Like a frozen pizza, yeah, or one of those fresh ready-to-bake pizzas.
Speaker 1:Oh, those are good.
Speaker 3:I love them because you don't have to dissolve right those are good so I, uh, I go to the counter and I'm looking at the pizzas and I'm like, oh, dude, 349, it's on sale and it's a pepperoni banana pepper pizza. What are the odds? Yeah, I get two of them because I'm like you know what, fuck it. I'll just get two of them and then she can have as much as she wants leftovers, whatever the shit. The shit came. It came with this hot honey drizzle that you put over.
Speaker 3:So I'm like you know what, we're going to try this. I took a little taste test of the how hot it was, the honey, and it was not that hot. It was awesome. So I drizzled it over the top and I had to try a piece. I was like you know I shouldn't eat this, but I'm going to try it. Tried a piece Fucking sweet dude. You gave it just a little sweet and a small kick.
Speaker 3:I like that you got the banana peppers and the pepperoni underneath, and it was phenomenal. That sounds good, oh my God. Well, they have it at. Where's this? At Kroger, kroger it. How big is it?
Speaker 2:It's probably like this big Like a Toadies kind of deal. Yeah, probably about 12-inch.
Speaker 3:Okay, sounds good. I made my daughter and I I made tater tots and fish sticks. And we have fish sandwiches With the fish sticks. Yep.
Speaker 2:Hey, my mom, we used to do that at my parents' house a lot of times. You know I've actually grown to like fish a little more. I used to hate that shit, but I don't know. Maybe maybe my tastes have evolved over the years. But I've kind of care. Carrie loves, my wife loves like salmon and fucking fish.
Speaker 3:She's a big seafood eater I think I think next week, after you get off work, I'm gonna going to come by and pick you up and then we're going to go to. We're going to go, I'm going to take you to Chipotle.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:And I'm going to pay for your Chipotle, like I talked about on the podcast a couple weeks ago, and I'm going to get you those tacos.
Speaker 2:What's it going to be?
Speaker 3:good, do whatever you want. Oh, okay, they got a honey chicken right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right, You're telling me about that. It's so fucking good, I'll try it, fuck it.
Speaker 3:I'll pay for it I mean if you're paid, I guess I don't have a choice in the matter. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 2:I mean, I appreciate that.
Speaker 3:I just if people don't know by now what I'll do is I'll do a video to our Facebook page.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we should do restaurant reviews while we're at it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll be down, dude, I love it we kind of just did one today. Yeah Well, you did, anyway I'm not saying anything bad, because this is a local business. I get it and I don't know. And they did come from Fremont, though they were a food truck in Fremont. I guess everybody liked them and then they just kind of made it to a standalone restaurant thing. But the thing is dude, you have to understand you're in a market of other mexican restaurants.
Speaker 3:Right, if you're a food truck at a fucking, at a fucking fair. Yeah, then you do. You can do whatever you want, but you can't come and be a restaurant.
Speaker 2:You're swimming with the big dogs. Now where? Where mexican restaurants are? There's a lot of them and there's actually ones that are really good and do it better oh, dude, they're surrounded, you got yeah, they're everywhere you got casa express.
Speaker 3:Here in tiffin you got casa fiesta and finley you got x you got casa fiesta in fremont right. All three of those are amazing. You got casa mex or casa mexicana and bellevue you've got Casa Fiesta in Fremont Right, all three of those are amazing. Yeah, you've got Casa Mexicana in Bellevue. You've got the X-Car Ray, which they pick their game up a lot. Their shit's pretty good, they're okay.
Speaker 2:I love it. I don't have anything bad against them, I just like the other place better.
Speaker 3:And then if my brother's correct, that little Mexico that's in Fostoria is amazing too.
Speaker 2:So the ride across the street from each other Almost, or just almost. That's insane.
Speaker 3:Okay, you know where JB Twisters is. Yeah, okay, so you know where that. You know the intersection right there, the big intersection, right. That's where the El Dorado is. Right beside JB Twisters is the Little Mexico.
Speaker 2:It's that red. The newer place is that red building right. Is it a red building or used to be a red building once upon a time?
Speaker 3:the newer, the newer restaurant. Yeah, it's the red one. Red, okay, I don't with the fucking triangle yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2:I did try a new restaurant this weekend too. Uh mean, uh, my brother got a hold of me. He goes. Hey, uh, you want to go to sadusky? I'm like I suppose he goes out, let's, let's find somewhere to eat. So I found this place and it's it's in kalahari. It's called b lux bar grill. They specialize in burgers and crazy ass 10 mile long big shake. They're the type of place that puts all the shit on the shakes, like donuts and chocolate bars, all the cool shit, those all the cool shit on the shake. They're one of them places. So I didn't get one of them because there's no fucking way I can have that.
Speaker 3:I'm like yeah, this dude's. Yeah, good luck, dude.
Speaker 2:You better be wanting to play basketball all day, yeah don't kid it, I did get a burger and it's it's probably it's a little pricier, but I can understand why, because it's insane, it's at kalahari, you know, but the burger was phenomenal, it was really a lot of the workers at kalahari.
Speaker 3:Oh really, yeah, they used to bellview chicks okay really good people though, and smoke show. I don't know what's in the water in bellview, but god damn it was well we.
Speaker 2:We got there like at 3, 3, 30. A lot of people were there checking in but the restaurant was dead. The restaurant's actually a really nice setting setting and it just feels like a really you know, not fancy.
Speaker 3:Is the Kalahari workers working there? It's its own restaurant.
Speaker 2:It's like when you walk in the main I don't know if you've ever been to Kalahari, this is the first time I've ever walked into this place If you walk in, like you got the check-in area, but then there's like they got a bunch of restaurants kind of nestled in the corner or in the back, so they have like a mac and cheese restaurant which they just specialize in mac and cheese dishes.
Speaker 2:That sounds phenomenal, it looked good. Then they have like a Mexican joint, they have like a bar and grill burger place and then they have they had something else oh, an Italian spot, so they had Italian. Else, oh, an italian spot, so they had italian mexican mac and cheese and burgers. All in like, all in one place and I'm like, jesus man, this place has got everything. And then so obviously we went. We went for the burgers because it had good reviews, got like 4.6 on google and I'm like, all right, let's give this a whirl. And it was. It was like 20 for a burger and fries, which is pretty pretty. It's kind of expensive, but it was. It's not bad, it's not awful, but Hell, that's almost Wendy's price.
Speaker 2:It is Hell. You go to Five Guys. It'd pay the same amount, more than likely but the burger was. It was like a one of those smash burgers, but it was cooked. It was perfectly cooked. I perfectly cooked. I got like a bacon one and it's got to. It had this like bacon aioli, like it was, like it was this aioli infused with bacon. It was really fucking good. So I doubt. It was a solid 4.5 out of five in my opinion. So what you got there.
Speaker 3:Oh, it was. It was Matt from Ohio State.
Speaker 2:Oh, hey, there Buck fans. So yeah, but would I ever go to Kalahari? No, no thanks. A place where a lot of congregation of children. It's not for me because I'm on the registry, no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:But no, it was a good spot. The service was fair. They weren't really that busy but the service was still really good, because a lot of times when you go to a dead restaurant the service can get a little off kilter because they feel, well, we're not that busy, we just don't have to show you good service because you're the only people kind of in here. No, the gentleman who served us was attentive and the key to me for a good restaurant, and I'll look past the Show your tits, show your tits number one and number two. If you keep my glass full, that's a huge thing to me as as a as a server. If you could recognize that, especially when people bring you a full drink when you're not even quite done with the other one, your, your, your stock will go up a few points right there. So but uh, this place is good.
Speaker 2:4.5 out of 5, I would say it's a solid burger. You could probably go somewhere locally, maybe for a little bit cheaper, but I felt the meat was a good blend. It was good. I liked it.
Speaker 2:Sun of Thermos all day, sun of Thermos was amazing. This place is not Sun of Thermos. I'm not even going to put this and them in that same region, because Sun and Thurman's is kind of in its own class.
Speaker 2:I agree, man, sun and Thurman's is a 4.95. It's a 5 all day long. That place is so good, that burger was one of the best I've ever had, so I'm not even going to put them in that kind of category, so, but we're gonna take a little break though. Uh, I know last week we promised that you know, the gobble goo gals are gonna come back, and uh, they weren't quite. They were. They had something going on. I'm not sure what. What happened, but they are here and they're going to take over for about a little bit and listen and enjoy that. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, check this one out.
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Speaker 2:Gals, get your fucking asses down already. Good Lord, we got like so much time to fill here. You're just sitting there fucking clapping like a bunch of morons.
Speaker 3:Well, I hope we make it through this episode pretty quick, because I only got a half a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Speaker 2:Oh, do we need to stop and you go get some, or what?
Speaker 3:No, we don't have to do that. But I told Mortimer, I said, listen, listen, you need to go out and get me. Enough, you need to get mama a pack of cartons.
Speaker 2:All right, I need some reds you know, they say, smoking causes cancer like fuck that like who used to say what I could do with my own body huh, uh, you could suck my asshole. I'll smoke as many fucking cigarettes as I want.
Speaker 3:Speaking of sucking assholes. Mortimer the other night was like hey, I need you to go on ahead and lick my bread and butter. And I was like, are you fucking serious? I'm not licking your taint.
Speaker 2:He wanted you to lick his paint, his butthole. I am not a butthole licker.
Speaker 3:That's fucking disgusting. Nope, no, I cannot lick Mortimer's butthole.
Speaker 2:What's with men? And wanting us to do fucking disgusting shit?
Speaker 3:I'll sneak a finger here and there, but I am not sticking my tongue on that 9-volt battery.
Speaker 2:I would say so. That is just fucking wrong, mortimer, you uh, no, no, we don't do that. We're classy broads aight, we're classy broads, okay, we don't do shit like that. But uh, can I ask you?
Speaker 3:one question, Karen. Yeah, go ahead, Karen. What does your husband do that turns you on?
Speaker 2:Oh well, I love it when he like rubs my feet. Oh, it just gets my juices flowing. And then he's gotta like then he tries his dirty talk and it just it just doesn't work. Then I'm just instantly like turn it off. He's like yeah, you like that, you like that. It's like yeah, I like that, I'm fucking moaning you moron. And he's just like yeah, I'm gonna fuck you hard.
Speaker 2:And I'm like oh, I'm like okay yeah sure, whatever you say, that he's just like keeps going on and on and honestly, I get bored of it. It's like listen, listen, concentrate here on the task at hand. I, okay, concentrate on the task.
Speaker 3:He just never does. I always tell Mortimer go on ahead and just split me wide open like a crucifying Jesus, like our old ancestors did oh praise Jesus Well you know the Romans taking care of business every day. How was your Easter? Not bad? I know Mortimer went for a little egg hunt the other day.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's a. It's so nice to see a couple at your age Not necessarily my age, but your age who just seems so in love, who just finds that Spock. You know, bob Spock, what he considers a Spock is just hey, you want me to finger you and it's like, well, why are you asking me? Just fucking do it. But it's good to see. Congratulations, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 3:I don't know about a Spock, but the only Spock I think we get is if we plug something in wrong and we get shocked. That's about it. Or a little static electricity in the sheets.
Speaker 2:You got to be careful with that. I've read fire starting that way. I've heard of spontaneous combustions. Spontaneous combustions Like people just blowing up on random. I think there's something going on there.
Speaker 4:Like some sort of government conspiracy or something.
Speaker 2:Thanks, Obama, People just don't yeah. Yeah Obama, People just don't yeah. Thanks, People just don't blow up randomly. They just don't blow up randomly. There has to be some sort of conspiracy coming on.
Speaker 3:I don't know, like JFK or some shit. I think it's from giving all those blacks the right to vote.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a simpler time. It really was, but now they're everywhere and I just, I don't know. We're from the Bronx, we see them, but it's just. You know, I try to say hi to them, but they just look at me like I'm an asshole.
Speaker 3:I don't say anything. I grab a hold of my purse a little tighter and tell Mortimer to grab my hand.
Speaker 2:Oh, my goodness, you got gotta be careful on the subway. Oh, you gotta smoke one, I do. It's been a whole ten minutes since you smoked one, but we went to church service on Sunday and it was very. Oh, you're getting work going, yeah, okay. Okay, I don't think you're. Are we allowed to smoke in here? Yeah, fuck it. What do they care?
Speaker 4:Yeah, fuck them I don't care, fuck them.
Speaker 2:We don't give a shit. We'll do what you fucking want. But how? But? But Do your kids come around still, or what? Or what's going on with the situation with the kiddos?
Speaker 3:No, they say they don't come around because my voice scares the grandkids.
Speaker 1:Aw, I mean, come on, Come here and let me love you oh my God.
Speaker 3:Let Grandma Karen love you.
Speaker 2:There's nothing you can do about that. It's just the advanced emphysema.
Speaker 3:I know there's nothing you can do about that, it's just the advanced emphysema, I know, but I think the reason why my the bad thing about my voice is that Mortimer always tries to shove his dick in my mouth.
Speaker 2:Oh my, and I think it's just to get me to shut up. Well that sounds like Mortimer, yeah, but uh, so, yeah. So the dick. My kids came and they brought the grandkids and my mom my daughter gives my look gives her just way too much fucking candy. I'm like don't give her all that fuck. She has to eat dinner first.
Speaker 2:And she's like, don't give them candy before dinner it's like she's like listen, it's my kid, I'll do what the fuck I want. I'm like hey, hey, you in my house and you obey my fucking rules. She goes, well, I'll just fucking leave, I'm gonna fucking go. Then she left and I'm like oh well, maybe I have. Maybe I should rethink my attitude I don't even get that chance.
Speaker 2:You know, they don't even yeah, they don't even come around. But it's just like maybe I had kind of a self-reflected moment. It's like you know what, maybe I shouldn't be so abrasive, maybe I should be, you know, a little kinder. But then I realized, you know what, no, she's fucking wrong. You know, because I raised her and she turned out fucking good, and you know what? She just didn't listen to me. So fuck her. You know, if she don't ever come around again, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to say to that. To be honest, yeah. Me and Mortimer just kind of live with our 15 cats and just chill.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Bob doesn't like cats. He won't let us have one or a dog or any sort of animal. He says they're disgusting. And I just want a little kitty. I just want one, Just a kitty to pet. And because you know I get so lonely at times because Bob is in uptown all the time, he just gets home really late as long as you don't mind the smell of cat piss, you can come over to my place, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, you know what We'll do that We'll do that. We'll have some dinner. We'll come over for some dinner later this week. That sounds great. I'll bring the gabagool and we'll have a salsa. Since I have 15 cats, everything smells and tastes like cat piss. Have you tried some Febreze?
Speaker 3:I heard Febreze is really good. I sprayed the cats with that and it didn't work.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I'm not sure you're supposed to spray the cats, I think it's just supposed to spray it in the air. Did I miss something on the bottle, or is there it? Was there something?
Speaker 3:I didn't read the bottle, you just sprayed the cats and said the hell with it, so take care of you, little bastards.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you know you got to make sure you discipline the animals because they will just walk all over you. It's true, you know, you just can't. Are they litter trained? Have you trained them with the litter, the box with the litter in it? Karen, you have litter in your house, right? No, you don't have the fucking litter. No, no, fucking litter man Litter. You don't have the fucking litter. No, no, fucking litter man Litter. You gotta go to the store, get a box, or get several of them, and put that litter, that sand stuff in it, and the cats will go pee-pee in there instead of all over your furniture. Oh, nobody explained this to you, karen, at all. I figured.
Speaker 3:I'd spray the little bastards with Febreze, and that should take care of the smell.
Speaker 2:I mean it's only temporary, but you should go. I'll go with you, okay, because I'll show you. We'll get a couple boxes. You have 15 of them, those little bastards, yeah, last time I counted.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2:You have them spayed. Give or take a couple. Do you get them spayed or neutered? You know what that?
Speaker 3:is.
Speaker 2:We don't play cards. No, no, no. You got to get them spayed and neutered. You got to, like you know, take them to the vet and then you can't have any more kittens running around. Nobody told you about this either. Huh, nope. Oh, my goodness, cameron, you probably have a shit ton. You probably have 50, 60, 70, 100 of them, little bastards, running around your place. Yeah, I can't help it, man, if you probably lost count. Oh, my goodness, we need to go.
Speaker 3:I need to come over and help you with this. I like to collect cats, like some sad bitch in fucking Northwest Ohio, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:No, you have to make sure that you spay and neuter your cats, because they'll just keep fucking and humping all day. They'll have a bunch of little. They have litters of cats like bob barker right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I I think he's on to something now. I love the prices, right, it's not the same with that fat fuck drew carrie although he looks really like sickly now though but it's just not the same without bob baca. It's just not, nope. Uh, yeah, I just. I used to love the plinko. I always wanted to play, but bob wouldn't want to spend the money to go to los angeles. He says he ain't gonna sit around with a bunch of damn hippies. That's what he told me he's. I'm like oh well, we haven't gone on a vacation in years. And he's like he's like hey, I just took you to the, I just took you to met, to the met I go, but the baseball game is not the same. He's like yeah, that's good enough for me, like fucking bets.
Speaker 4:And it's like every time the mets lose.
Speaker 2:Every time the mets lose, I get slapped the wrong side the head and the mets haven't won anything since, like the 80s. So it's like fuck. So I've been getting smacked around since the 80s. I said why can't we just be Yankees fans? It'd be a lot easier. And I suggested that and I got put in the closet for three days and I wasn't allowed out. I just said we should be Yankee fans. And he, that was like the ultimate thing I could have ever said. You know, even though we live in the Bronx, I go, we live in the Bronx. You know why aren't we Yankee fans? And he acted like I killed his little little sister or something. And he hit me and he put me in the closet and he let me out for three days.
Speaker 3:So I don't know what speaking of sports out for three days, so I don't know what speaking of sports. The only time I get a little uh dowsage on my dusty, dusty dunes down below is uh is when I think of that tom brady. They used to play for the patriots oh, okay, I.
Speaker 2:It's the only reason I'm a new england fan. Listen, I, I'm not allowed to like new england, but I did like tom Brady, though he was so handsome. That jawline makes me moist just thinking about it. No, unfortunately we are Jets fans. Yeah, we had.
Speaker 3:Hodgepodge Rogers last year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the Jets are horrible. I don't know why Bob continues. It's almost as bad as being a Browns fan. Cleveland's the worst.
Speaker 3:Poor Cleveland, suck. I hate cleveland. It's. It's the asshole of the midwest. It really is. Either got a really good or really bad. They got the bangles, which are not bad, but then they also have the cleveland browns. It's like god hates ohio, which is has the shittiest color scheme ever of any other place, literally and figuratively, it is so true.
Speaker 2:Do you have any big plans for the weekend, karen?
Speaker 3:No, me and Mortimer are probably going to just like I don't know. I'm thinking about sticking my tongue to his dirt button.
Speaker 2:So you're actually going to pull the trigger on that? Huh, I might do that just to get him to shut up. Oh, my goodness. Well, we are out of time, so Maybe I'll blow some cigarettes smoke in his V-hole. Oh, maybe he'll enjoy that, that's right. Unfortunately we are out of time for today. He can fart the cancer back out. That sounds lovely, Lovely. We're going to leave and we're going to go get Karen some matches.
Speaker 3:We'll turn his ass upside down and he'll look like a choo-choo train.
Speaker 2:That sounds hilarious, so we'll see you next time. I'm Karen and I'm Karen. We're both Karen and we're the Gobble Goo Gals. Go fuck yourself. Bye-bye, kiddies.
Speaker 1:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the best freaking podcast. It's everyday with john and jay baby listen, you don't keep listening.
Speaker 3:I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole, sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker. Now check it out. Hello, welcome back to another day with Johnny J Tim. What are you doing here? Filming for J while he?
Speaker 2:takes a shit. Oh, j's taking a shit. Yep, tim. How's it going, buddy? Not bad, just living life. Are you ready for summer?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm tired of school.
Speaker 2:Tired of school. How's school going?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I graduated a few years ago. I'm not in school, no more.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you're not in school anymore.
Speaker 3:I'm just tired of all the kids pecking on me as I play in my foot yard.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what plans you got this summer?
Speaker 3:I'm going to probably hang out with my dog Cindy. We're going to go for walks. Mom said we might go to an amusement park. Oh boy, which she just takes me to an amusement park because she gets to cut into all the lines also, she takes advantage of your, of your special status yep, she knows I'm a star where's uh, where's jerry at today?
Speaker 2:he's at home. He got grounded. Oh, jerry got grounded. What'd he do uh?
Speaker 3:he called his mom a bitch. He called her a bitch. Why to a face? Why would he do that?
Speaker 2:for because he's crazy, like he's crazy, he's so crazy so, uh, you guys gonna get a job this summer, because I know you guys have worked at different places over the last year or so.
Speaker 3:Oh, we've been thinking about it, maybe taking a year off, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what happened to like all your other jobs? What happened there? You just didn't want to do them anymore or just decided to say the hell with it.
Speaker 3:I don't want to talk about it. Oh, you don't.
Speaker 2:Okay, I get to say the hell with it, I don't want to talk about it. Oh, you don't, okay, I get you tough.
Speaker 3:Subject tough okay, it's a little sensitive if you will yeah, okay hey, what the fuck are you doing in my chair? Get the hell out of my chair sorry, jay, bye tim later dudes, yeah did you know?
Speaker 2:did you know tim was gonna sit there? Just open the fucking door, dude yeah. Bye Tim, bye dudes. Did you know Tim was going to sit there? Just open the fucking door, dude yeah there he is, sorry, is it locked?
Speaker 3:No, it's not locked, just fucking open it.
Speaker 2:Just turn the damn door on, dude. Pull the door outward.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 2:No, you have to pull it, not push it there you go.
Speaker 3:You got it bye tim later. Dudes, the fuck. Yeah, I turned around and there he was, and I'm like where's jay?
Speaker 2:he's like he's tight kid of shit. Yeah, to fucking go to the bathroom, leave me alone. He just came out of nowhere and I'm just like, oh shit, tim's here. You know, it's really a sad day when you're getting he's tight-cued of shit. Yeah, I had to fucking go to the bathroom, leave me alone. He just came out of nowhere. I'm just like, oh shit, tim's here.
Speaker 3:You know, it's really a sad day when you're getting clowned on by a fucking retard. He means well, though he does. Dude, I'm not going to lie, I love Tim.
Speaker 2:We surround ourselves with some characters. Let me tell you what we do around ourselves with some characters.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you what we do, but you know what you don't. What I love about them is there's never in, uh, we never have an issue. We don't have to worry about them. You know, like there's either, I don't have to worry about them taking anything. We don't have to worry about them doing anything stupid. But yeah, it's uh, it's definitely the all-stars of it's every day with john and jay yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:So, uh, it's like space jam the monster, the monster, it's the retards.
Speaker 3:So if you, they all, tap on the same chromosome, let's say chrome, the extra one.
Speaker 2:We got another one of these. So have you done any five dollar uh, roulettes or anything lately or no? I saw your brother is now getting into the whatnot game now yeah, he has. He put a post up the other day I saw that I'm like, ah, it's dude, it's, it's so much, it's so much you get so much trouble on there, because I always get that fomo feeling and it's like oh, that's what it is it's like oh my god, I don't want to miss the.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I did order a couple of other ones, but I can't remember what they were. I know um the one I ordered jake. Let me see here, we'll see. Uh, because I gave jake one for um for easter and let me see if I can Ah okay. So yeah, let me see here. His name is Avi Kaplan. Okay, and Jake is a huge pentatonics guy, loves pentatonics.
Speaker 2:I could give two shits, they're okay, I okay, I got. I gotta take some of that when I get a, when I get like the flu or something, so pentatonix pentatonix, it does sound like that's penicillin pentaton.
Speaker 3:Okay, so it's called avi, avi coplin, k-a-p-l-a-n, and the song is called. I'm Only Getting Started.
Speaker 2:Is this like an A-V Coplin? It ain't going to be hard metal shit, but it's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there it is and it's called. I'm Only Getting Started.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Christ. I can already tell oh Me me, me, me me.
Speaker 3:Oh and now I hurt myself. Today I hurt myself today, eyes clouded blood on my face.
Speaker 2:Holy shit, you weren't far off.
Speaker 1:No mercy coming my way. I don't mind his voice, though.
Speaker 3:His voice ain't bad.
Speaker 2:It does have a Johnny.
Speaker 3:Cash kind of feel. I like that deep voice, though His voice ain't bad it does have a Johnny Cash kind of feel. I like that deep voice though. Yeah, I'm making a pound of bacon.
Speaker 4:I'm only getting started. Yeah, I'm bleeding now, but my fear is gone. I'm bleeding now, but my fear is gone.
Speaker 1:I'm hollowed out but I carry on. Yeah, my bones don't lie.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's Imagine Dragons. They still got pride.
Speaker 2:You know, I was with this song until.
Speaker 3:It's the lever. Okay, the other top song is called All Is Well.
Speaker 2:You know I was with this song until that shitty Imagine Dragons chorus kicked in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it wasn't bad actually. Until then, all Is Well.
Speaker 2:I was like they have some Johnny Cat this is the other top song off this album.
Speaker 3:This is the album I got him. If he likes it, that's all that matters. I don't give a shit, dude, I don't give a shit, man.
Speaker 4:when I sat on a probe, I dove into the dark.
Speaker 3:I swear.
Speaker 4:I don't, but I could see the stars Looking up as I was sinking down. All is well.
Speaker 2:Praise Jesus. I was just gonna say that sounded like some worship shit. Man, all is well. The harmony's pretty fucking good though. It is sweet though, yeah.
Speaker 3:Praise Jesus. I was just going to say this sounds like some worship shit. Man, the harmony is pretty fun. It is sweet, though, yeah.
Speaker 4:Heaven and hell. Wherever I go, all is well in my soul.
Speaker 1:Herbal and all well. All right, dude, let's get out of this.
Speaker 3:Okay, so the next one is called Nails by Wage War. I've been on Wage War Kick and this is Nails.
Speaker 2:I need something to pet me up here oh dude, I love this fucking song.
Speaker 3:dude, this is pep up.
Speaker 2:It's spelled nail with a five. Yes, ooh, edgy, I like it.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:I don't know how I slept on these motherfuckers for so long. Steak face engaged, bro. This is nasty Dude. Wage War is so good, I don't know how I slept on these fucking dudes.
Speaker 2:The fact that these guys only have 130,000 subscribers is a crime.
Speaker 3:I get to see them next month. Dude, how are these guys playing with Breaking Benjamin? Like they're so much harder than Breaking Benjamin. They kind of remind me of Ice Nine Kills Good Shit this song does.
Speaker 2:You seeing them at the Blossom Music Center? Yeah, I just saw the tickets there On YouTube. Yeah, I just saw the tickets on YouTube.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, I'm getting a wage war shirt. I don't fucking care. Yeah, dude, they got a fucking hat.
Speaker 1:I'm buying that too.
Speaker 3:Ah, dude, I'm telling you, wade Dwarf is so badass. This fucking shit helped our balls drop two seconds ago. It did From that fucking funk folk singing shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was good, but it just ain't got no edge to it.
Speaker 3:Dude, that was fucking tiff Dude, I heard it in my Mustang driving back to Tiffin from Faustoria today. So I'm sitting here like dude. I'm like what song is this? I'll pull up my phone and be like it's fucking nails. Dude, a wage war is so fucking good. They have a couple songs that are kind of like uh, you know, it's kind of uh, fucking, uh mixture, whatever, you know. What would be awesome Is if we did a roulette. We should do that. We should do a metal music roulette when the next song we choose is something on the side.
Speaker 2:Like over here.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, look at these losers right here. Dude, I was like oh my.
Speaker 3:I didn't. I know. I was like I know that video, but I don't know what it is. That's a great one, dude. I like how it's pulled up. A lot, dude.
Speaker 2:I watch this guy's reaction videos a lot. This Orion reacts oh dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he likes Wage War. There's Wage War Tombstone. I've never heard that one 11 months ago. Fuck it. This is John and Jay's Metal Mix. We need another radio station that plays fucking metal.
Speaker 2:I know right.
Speaker 1:Holy shit. Ah, they still let the blind one free. No spy, more than a blackbird, to face your name for a tombstone Dead alive. I'm voting for a lie Fixed in turn. At the end of the night by time, only one will survive. The guns will smoke, but the bullets won't lie.
Speaker 2:The guns will smoke but the bullets won't lie. I'll end with a losing hand. It's awesome. I would make an Undertaker music video out of this. I would use this song for an Undertaker music video.
Speaker 3:Oh Wow, I love it when Joe does that, that shred.
Speaker 1:Will you make your move or just stand there and play, we'll find out.
Speaker 3:Play some death metal and electronic ukulele. Ha ha ha. Play some death metal and electronic ukulele, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Like the half step up. I love that. Oh nasty, that is so gross.
Speaker 3:What a great outro riff, dude. I love that build-up too, dude. He just starts screaming.
Speaker 2:That's such a great riff at the end. What a fucking great riff I love doing that shit though, man.
Speaker 3:We used to do that at Level Up dude. We do fucking like roulette, like metal roulette. And then you, what's cool is you learn it, we can. We can do reactions listening to it right now. You know best metal songs at 25 I like to just hit playlists. I do this in my normal day let's just do that, let's just click on it. What the name? What's the name of this one dude? Uh, cryptosis ascending I love how he just looks like he's talking.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of jarring, to be honest with you.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 2:This feels so 80s man.
Speaker 3:You know what. He reminds me of? The bad guy from Ghost. Yeah, he did, willie. He looks like him, but it looks like a safety dance video. That's what it looks like. Right, lord of the Lost. This dude looks promising. Looks like fucking motionless and white it does. Ooh, I like that Fucking organ shit or ghost, kinda got a feel for ghost it does. Watch out, here I come, ha ha ha.
Speaker 4:Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:Very black metal Kind of Dube.
Speaker 4:Well, they went up in octaves.
Speaker 3:Oh cool, save the day metal Dark save the day metal.
Speaker 2:There's a Machine Head song.
Speaker 3:New one Two weeks ago. Holy shit, dude, I love Machine Head Boat scraper. Boat scraper, love it. Just a low record, shit, dude, I love Machine Head Boat Scraper.
Speaker 2:These guys have stood the test of time. Yeah, they've been around forever.
Speaker 3:I love their song. That was on Guitar Hero. What was that called? Oh yeah, it was Machine Head. I can't remember what it was called.
Speaker 1:Compromise won't get you nowhere. Arguments and pointless warfare.
Speaker 3:Electric Cowboys another one I love Later.
Speaker 2:Operator.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we've already listened to that.
Speaker 1:You're talking about night point and every mistake, waiters and devils, but tears across the I like that a lot, dude.
Speaker 3:Morning Beautiful morning, isn't it called morning, beautiful morning is a Machine Head song.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, Spirit world.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right there. What the fuck, what the hell is this? Looks like Roy Orbison. Ooby dooby, ooby dooby. Pretty woman Walking down the street. Ooby dooby, what the fuck, dude. I got one to check out If you want to listen to something badass yeah. Gideon, what's it? Check out, gideon. I forgot how do you spell it G-I-D-E-O-N. Yeah, I think we checked him out before, but dude, he is fucking amazing. Saw him at Inc and he comes out looking like some hillbilly redneck Looks like a hillbilly.
Speaker 3:Dude, he does Until you listen to him. Oh, dude, he's so fucking good dude. Top song is God. What is it? Bite Down? I think it's called Bite Down. Hopefully this is the right one. Yeah, it looks like it is.
Speaker 2:Well, that's some chonky fucking riffage Dude. These dudes are awesome.
Speaker 3:That's chonky. He was on the second stage, we were waiting for main stage. We were watching him on the video screen and he comes out looking like a cowboy and he just starts fucking going ham dude, that tone is chonky.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, I can't get over this guitar tone, man Shit.
Speaker 4:Oh Is there a real video to this dude.
Speaker 2:Is there a real video to Bite Down? I don't think so. There's a live version of it.
Speaker 3:Oh, there you go. Throw the live version on dude. Check this dude out.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck if this is your first show today, or fucking thousand, everybody in this fucking room is in a pit when this shit kicks in.
Speaker 2:No, I'm okay. No, I'm good where I'm at. No, I can hear you. Dude, I love it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm okay, I'm too old.
Speaker 2:Nope, I'm okay.
Speaker 3:I'm too old. Nope, I wouldn't do it either. That fucked all dude Dude. He's so badass. Tony Buccione dude. Check out Gideon dude. I'm not kidding Dude, he comes off looking country as fuck. Has a cowboy hat on shit kickers, jean jacket everything dude, but this is their music dude.
Speaker 2:It's ridiculous guys, you get too close to me sucks me Sucks me. Stanky.
Speaker 1:Chunky.
Speaker 3:Fucking nasty dude. I love this man.
Speaker 4:This is good.
Speaker 3:This looks like one of them. Small shows, too, like these are the best shows, though, man dude I I agree these are always the best shows to go to.
Speaker 2:Like I said, seeing fight from within, like two feet from me, was amazing yeah, dude, these small, intimate bar shows are the best because it's just, it's just more intimate. It's so good and you feel the music more and nobody's there. I, like you know, festivals are okay, but man, it's like nothing beats these small, kind of small to medium-sized venues.
Speaker 3:I forgot about these guys until we were like kind of looking for shit.
Speaker 2:I'm like dude Gideon, bro, dude you hit the fucking, you nailed it on this one Dude.
Speaker 4:I love Gideon, dude I want to hear one more from these guys real quick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let me see if I. I know I was looking up their top songs, so the biggest song that they have. Okay, let me see here Nickelodeon, nickelodeon.
Speaker 4:It's.
Speaker 3:Money when your Mouth Is, and that's Lakeview and Gideon mixed together.
Speaker 2:Lakeview featuring Gideon yeah, lakeview featuring Gideon.
Speaker 1:Yep Got a little country vibe to it A little bit.
Speaker 2:Like country melodies with or with like country tones.
Speaker 3:With hardcore metal melodies, melodies. This is their next song. Yeah this one sounds more promising. Yeah, that one's supposed to be their number one what changed you?
Speaker 2:I don't know what this looks promising.
Speaker 1:More power, ah, more pain, more pain, more power, more pain. The more you give, the more that it Seeks To carry this weight. The longer you build, the harder you, fight you know what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2:Kind of like Hatebreed a little bit it does have a Hatebreed vibe. I'm just trying to think who these guys remind me of. A little bit it does have a hate breed vibe.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to think who these are to remind me of a little bit. Watch the bitch way down in the gutter, deep in the mud, seeking further every day. Take a hit and bang for another. Don't turn and walk away. You, motherfucker, do you feel the power? Pull you through the pain From strength to strength. No, cowards. Weakness turn power. Do you feel the power? No, sacrifice and pain, it's the price you pay. More power, more pain.
Speaker 4:A little lo-fi action there.
Speaker 3:Tear down, rebuild A little lo-fi. Actually, god, that fucking guitar tone Fuck.
Speaker 2:Chips Ahoy, don't have as much chunks in it.
Speaker 1:Chips Ahoy, don't have as much chunks in it. God dig these dudes a lot.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got a little hardcore that drummer's going. Ham on that bell dude, I love it.
Speaker 3:I know. I love it too, Cuts through just perfectly yeah.
Speaker 2:Ohphe.
Speaker 4:Oh dude, oh Christ.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I'm so hard for this. Whatever this is going to be, he really is. I am literally hard as a rock, right now.
Speaker 3:He's fucking full semi right now. I got it he's bricked.
Speaker 2:I'm actually going to masturbate when this hits. That's me coming. Oh, they're not slow with down, they're slowing it down.
Speaker 3:That is sick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:Dude, that was so good. These are so fucking nasty bro. I like going to Inc because you get to like. You see all these bands and a lot of them I don't know who the fuck they are and we were like no joke, we were standing at main stage, the biggest stage, okay, off to the left in the field is the second stage, and my brother points up, goes dude, look. And I look up and there's a cowboy on stage. I'm like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 2:Are we gonna have another necro thing? Oh god no.
Speaker 3:then they come in hard as fuck and the dude starts screaming. I'm like who the fuck is this? So we get on our phones and look up the lineup it's Gideon. And we looked them up and I'm like, holy shit, dude, what do they got in?
Speaker 2:the one I saw a live video that I just saw the other day. I was like, oh, maybe this is it.
Speaker 3:I love Hannity dude. I wish they would come out with an album like actual LP. I'd buy it.
Speaker 2:They do. I wish they would come out with an album like actual LP. I'd buy it. They do. They got several of them. They got.
Speaker 4:CDs.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean I don't think that I mean I don't know if they sell them. I don't know if they sell them at the States or not, but oh yeah, Because try to find like real clear hand to be live. It's kind of tough. This is from Resurrection Fest for last year and I was like, damn, these girls' energy is off the charts. Man, when was this from? I forget it's in Europe. Resurrection Fest. I think it's in Europe. Yeah, Spain.
Speaker 1:It's in Spain. It's in Spain I love it, man.
Speaker 3:They're so cute. They are dude, but they're fucking hard though they're badass. It's like it's what made Lucy Liu's little sidekick character in Kill Bill so sexy. Yeah, look at that circle pit man. That's it. I don't know.
Speaker 2:So badass, this is like the next evolution of this genre. That's what I feel hannity is is. It is almost like a pokemon. It's like I think it's future anime music. It it's.
Speaker 3:It's like the next evolution of this it's what gets me into anime, is what this is gonna be uh, dude, I I love outside the box fucking music like this.
Speaker 2:It's it like listen, I love shit you should just look up random country metal.
Speaker 3:Uh, let's do that real quick.
Speaker 2:That's the last thing we got to do, so okay brazilian metal or fucking um I don't know, let's find a different country.
Speaker 3:Oh, different country, uh let's go.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say indian, but we already got that. We got bloody wood, but bloody wood's awesome yeah, let's, uh, let's do. Australian metal that sounds more like English, though. Oh, that would.
Speaker 3:Chinese metal? We haven't heard any Chinese metal. We've got Japanese all over the place. North Korean metal.
Speaker 2:That's the first thing that came up. Oh yes, destiny of Chaos in metal. Uh, it's the first thing that came up. Oh yeah, destiny of chaos. This is from a long time ago. What?
Speaker 3:is it called uh yaksa, yaksa sounds like deftones should have been there on a sunday morning. Deftones Should have been there on a Sunday morning. He plays like Deftones.
Speaker 4:Look at him playing that guitar.
Speaker 3:Fuck you. Terrence the Switch 2 will be more expensive $700,.
Speaker 2:yeah, your American commies that sounds deliciously like from the 90s, right? That is fucking creedish that is some 90s shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 3:That's why I could do like a I'll do.
Speaker 2:Oh, here we go, nachos a chaos butterfly effect.
Speaker 1:Jun Tao, jun Tao, dude, I like it. This is awesome. Two thousand.
Speaker 2:Oh, they got a chick to do the like, the cleans.
Speaker 3:Oh, I love that Too fast too furious.
Speaker 2:That's pretty good. I don't mind that. I love that shit.
Speaker 3:I thought it was great that's called In.
Speaker 2:Chaos In Chaos.
Speaker 3:Butterfly Effect. Butterfly Effect man. I love the female male vocals yeah, I love that. Very harder Lacuna, coil yeah, I love that. Very harder Lacuna coil.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love Lacuna coil which they're actually touring. They've actually got a little. They've got harder over the years. Yeah, they have.
Speaker 3:I like trip the darkness. I think it's my favorite Lacuna coil song Trip the darkness, follow me, follow me.
Speaker 2:I'm nostalgic for Heaven's a lie. Heaven's a.
Speaker 3:Lie. Heaven's a Lie is amazing, I know, but that's the weather Till you hear Trip the Darkness?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they've got some. You heard that, haven't?
Speaker 3:you yeah, oh yeah. Trip the Darkness, yeah, plus the video's. So badass, oh man.
Speaker 2:But that's actually probably all the time we got for today. That is it that kidding? It's right. We appreciate uh, everybody's, uh, everybody who's listened to us over the years. We appreciate you can find us on all the streaming platforms. You know what they are. I don't have to tell them to you, jay, any departing words for this evening.
Speaker 3:Yes, just like to say thank you to everybody who listens, really appreciate it. Um, also, if anybody listens and uh is pushing for the game store and stuff. Thank you so much for your support. Wanted to throw that out there, dude. It is heartwarming to feel all the support. It's ridiculous. As soon as I made a post yesterday, dude, it was like I think I had like 18 fucking comments, dude, like within like the first half hour.
Speaker 4:That's good.
Speaker 3:So I really appreciate it Awesome.
Speaker 2:Now, if we could just build this goddamn thing up. As much as that one, right, yeah, so hopefully that all goes through for you, so we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3:And good and talk to all the crowd eaters. We got listening as well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, thank you to everyone around the world, especially the crowd eaters. Yeah, we appreciate you.
Speaker 3:Sorry, we kicked your ass in WW2. Ww2.
Speaker 2:No, but we love you happens. We love you and we'll see you next week. I'm job richter and I'm jason scherger. See you later, later, guys, peace.