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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 170: We ranked our top Disney movies! Plus much more!
Remember when you and your friends would spend hours debating the best Disney movies before cranking up some heavy metal? That's exactly the vibe we deliver in this latest episode of It's Everyday with John and Jay.
We kick things off with an epic Disney discussion, ranking our top five animated classics. Robin Hood claims Jay's number one spot, while John champions Aladdin. The conversation flows through beloved characters, iconic scenes, and the magic that makes these films timeless. We discover surprising common ground in our love for A Goofy Movie and debate the merits of Beauty and the Beast versus Pinocchio.
The nostalgia continues as we shift to live-action Disney films. John reveals his deep appreciation for Mary Poppins—"the greatest blend of Disney"—while Jay surprises with his unexpected love for Cool Runnings and Heavyweights. Our journey through Disney's vast catalog unearths forgotten gems like The Shaggy Dog and Pete's Dragon, sparking memories that will transport you back to childhood movie nights.
Just when you think we're all Disney all day, we pivot to showcase some seriously heavy new music. From the haunting vocals of Illicit Thoughts to the aggressive assault of Filth's "Stay Gutter," we explore the cutting edge of metal across various subgenres. Our enthusiasm peaks when discussing Wage War's "Tombstone" with its Pantera-inspired outro riff that has us both geeking out over guitar tones and breakdowns.
Whether you're here for the Disney nostalgia, the metal discoveries, or just our authentic friendship, this episode delivers something for everyone. And don't forget to subscribe—we've got exciting updates coming about our collaboration with Skiddles on his upcoming album!
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Speaker 1:Now you're going to find yourself in a hang.
Speaker 4:Now is there for our friar talk. You, you're going to end up on an end of a deuce. You listen, you, you, you, oh dear the friar, they're going to hang friar, no, oh, hang fryer, no, oh, hey, fryer talk. What a great underrated it's such an underrated it is my favorite. It's my favorite it's my top five for sure it's 100, it's my number one. It's. It's a great number one.
Speaker 1:I love it. It's so tough because you got like, you got like fucking goofy movie that's up there for me too, like um, I'd say dude. So dude, let's do this, because I know we've done it before. Let's do it again. Fuck it, okay, um. Top five disney cartoon movies.
Speaker 4:Right though my top five all time.
Speaker 1:I want to see if I match up at all Disney cartoon Like Disney animated. Disney animated it could be Pixar as well, but it has to be animated, not can't pick sound of music or fucking core runnings.
Speaker 4:Right Right. Mighty Ducks 2. Mighty Ducks 2. Electric Boogaloo, disney animated. I'm a big Aladdin fan. I'm going to put Aladdin 1 because I love Aladdin.
Speaker 2:They make good thermoses and shit.
Speaker 4:What yeah, Aladdin?
Speaker 1:There's a thermos company called Aladdin. Yeah, it's Aladdin thermoses and lunchboxes and shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:A lot of the school ones we had when we were kids were made from Aladdin. Yeah, could be Aladon, I have no idea.
Speaker 4:Aladon, it could be aladdin. I have no idea. Aladdin, it could be aladdin. Um, a goofy movie is probably in my, as you notice, that's probably uh, just trying to think.
Speaker 4:Um, I'm gonna put him on the spot today yeah, uh, there's so many, there's so many to choose from. The original toy story is definitely up there. Uh, I know aladdin for sure. Number one, uh, that's number two. Number two I would put the robin hood as number two. That's a good one. Uh, that I would put as three. Probably beauty. I like Beauty and the Beast, 3.
Speaker 1:It's forbidden Forbidden.
Speaker 4:Dude, you had me rolling that one day, because the lady at the Y, she cleans on the other end of the Y and you're like, yeah, sometimes she had to say it's forbidden Some lady was trying to go over to the other part of the Y.
Speaker 1:That's right, you don't get to go over there once they're closed right, they had a.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they had a thing up, yeah and so she's.
Speaker 1:I said it's forbidden. It's forbidden. And john knew exactly what it was. He was shooting basketballs behind me and didn't he knew exactly what I was talking about.
Speaker 4:So beauty and beast be your three uh, three, little mermaid four and I would say goofy movie five nice, all right, so mine would be robin hood number one okay number two would be a goofy movie.
Speaker 1:Of course. Number three um, I'm going to throw, I'm going to put out pinocchio oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I love pinocchio. Will crack my top 10 for sure.
Speaker 1:Yes, uh, pinocchio, and then the last two would be, I would say, aladdin, would be number four, okay, and then number five would be the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 4:Okay, that's solid. It's a solid list.
Speaker 1:Now live movies. Oh, live action movies, live action movies. There's a ton. Yes, okay, which one? Mary Poppins is number one.
Speaker 4:Mary. Mary Poppins is number one. Mary Poppins is number one, that's a good one. Herbie the Love Bug would be number two, okay. Three would be Parent Trap, okay. What would four? Four, live action, disney Fuck.
Speaker 1:Well, you rattled those off real quick. I had three. You were ready for them.
Speaker 4:I had my top three ready to go. Two more I like man, I can't think of. I mean, there's so many, it's hard to choose. Definitely Maybe Because I'm a big Hayley Millss fan, so maybe, like it received it. Summer magic was one of my favorites. That's a kind of a obscure disney live action and I would say bed knobs and broomsticks, those yeah all right, so mine would be.
Speaker 4:Number one would be um cold runnings okay, that's, yeah, that's yep, two would be heavyweights that is a disney movie okay okay, um, another one would be I would say three.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna throw hocus pocus in there. Okay, three is hocus pocus. Uh, four, um god, I'm not gonna go the same route you did. Mine's totally different. I'm gonna throw. You know, honestly, I'm gonna put five. I'm putting nightmare, nightmare before christmas. Is five? Okay, um, number four, uh, I'm gonna say mighty ducks.
Speaker 4:2 okay I love d2 man, I grew up watching d2 see my, my mom, and my mother, she, uh, she watched. She had me watch all the disney live actions that she watched as a kid, so I was brainwashed. I was so all the 60s, the.
Speaker 3:Pear.
Speaker 4:Trap was great. Pear Trap is iconic and it's just like she exposed me to all those 60s, like the Shaggy Dog, but that was more of a 50s. That Darn Cat dog, but that was more of a, that's like the 50s. You know, 60, you know not. That darn cat, uh, if you ever, if again, all these 60s live action anime, you know, uh, chitty chitty, bang bang wasn't disney.
Speaker 1:I almost said that, but then it I almost said it takes two um because I like that one, but I don't think chitty chitty bang bang is is.
Speaker 4:The songs are written by the same guys who wrote mary poppins the sherman brothers, so I could see the similarities. I almost said that, but I I don't. It's not a is. The songs are written by the same guys who wrote Mary Poppins the Sherman brothers, so I could see the similarities.
Speaker 1:I almost said that, but I don't. It's not a.
Speaker 4:Disney movie. It's very close, it's similar, but, like I said, I think I think that's just the appropriation of the Sherman brothers musical stylings, where it's very similar to Mary Poppins, like the whole meat. My meal, bamboo, is a definite.
Speaker 1:Me Old Bamboo, Me Old Bamboo.
Speaker 4:Yeah it's a take on Stepping Time. It's got the same kind of rhythmic kind of style to it.
Speaker 1:This is Dick Van Dyke, dude.
Speaker 4:Dick Van Dyke is the man dude. Like I said, I was a big Hayley Mills person, so like that Darn Cat. Have you seen that, Darn Cat?
Speaker 1:Have you ever seen all those old 60s? That's Hayley Mills the one that played Parent Trap. Parent Trap, yeah the girl. Yeah, See, I like Parent Trap, I do. I liked and I love the old one more than I liked the new one. It was good.
Speaker 4:Oh, the one with Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, the only you know.
Speaker 1:The other one that I kind of almost thought was the same, was was disney, and I had to rethink was yours, mine and ours.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, that's the same kind of feel to it. Yeah, with lucille ball, I love that one dude, just it's in your name, mary poppins.
Speaker 1:I haven't watched in fucking years that was. That's my all-time favorite I have not watched it in so fucking long, I don't remember it.
Speaker 4:It's interesting that when people think of Disney top fives, it's interesting that it's either one. It's either on people's top it's either number one on people's list or it's not on it at all. It's kind of bizarre.
Speaker 1:One Mary Poppins, yeah.
Speaker 4:Because it's just to me, it's the greatest blend of Disney. It's got all the animation, it's got the animation, it's got the songs. It's it's got a great heartfelt story to it.
Speaker 1:It's it's disney personified song of the south song of the south, that is disney because I had animation in it. You know another animated movie that I would kind of say I liked, but it was just really trippy and sad.
Speaker 4:Um dumbo, dumbo would be another one, sad though very sad, but dumbo dumbo don't see a dragon fly you ain't see an elephant oh my god y'all. That's not appropriate. Uh, what about pete's dragon?
Speaker 2:I love pete's dragon I think that's good, that was another.
Speaker 1:That was another good one kind of an underrated kind of disney class.
Speaker 4:That's a retard, mickey, mickey. Oh, pete was a retard too. He was actually p, had some sort of disorder and uh he saw things, so he's kind of fucked up in the brain. Mickey Rooney was in that movie, so it was.
Speaker 1:I do remember that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so yeah, I like that Trying to think of some other one. I have to see a list. Yeah, let's look at a list.
Speaker 1:I gotta see a list in front of me. We're gonna look at the last. We haven't done movies for a while. I mean we do every we do it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, we do music. A lot is the live action which we got more music today too. Yeah, we do. Now I'm not gonna count these bullshit. Remakes, remakes, they, these all, most of these could go fuck themselves, man and I'm, maybe I will say chippendale rescue rangers, pretty funny you know what that was good? Good, call that one uh 101 dalmatians, that's. That was always a good one that was a pretty good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, animated as well. Yeah, the new ones uh, yeah, okay yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I crossed my mind alice in wonderland. I did like the live action ones, I will say uh, those are okay I didn't mind those. It's a futurama. No, I'm just kidding. Sleepy oh sleep. I forgot about sleepy beauty and I did like the live action ones.
Speaker 4:I will say that those are okay. I didn't mind those. Is this a Futurama? No, I'm just kidding. Sleepy Beauty oh, I forgot about Sleeping Beauty. Fuck, what the cartoon. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I love the animated version.
Speaker 1:I was never a real huge fan.
Speaker 4:I was big into that. Cinderella was all right Jungle Book.
Speaker 1:I love Cinderella. The cartoon one. Well, the cartoon one Because of fat the rats.
Speaker 2:Gus. Gus the rat Gus Gus, gus, gus, gus, gus Gus Gus.
Speaker 4:What about the Jungle Book? Jungle Book's a classic.
Speaker 1:Bare necessities, Just makes fun of black people. That's what it does. You know monkeys and shit.
Speaker 4:You know the one live action I'm fucking just kidding, dude, that's horrible, horrible, the one live action that I did it. Mine was the beauty and the beast one, but emma watson's singing was so bad, fucking smoke so bad. Yeah, it's true, she's so fucking hot.
Speaker 1:Change your name from hermione to hermione. I'll be like baby. You ready to take this? Two inch love wand oh, here's a list from 1950 to the present treasure island oh, I remember that I never watched it, but I remember seeing I know the the picture of it easy if I did this.
Speaker 4:Okay, davy crockett davy remember that davy crockett, king of the wild frontier oh, old yeller, I can't.
Speaker 2:I forgot about you, know I think old yeller's overrated.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna say it I never, I never cared for it as a kid. Well yeah, because he dies, I wanted the dog to die. Fuck that dog. Oh, I'm just kidding, I just never got as I say stuff about blacks and retards, but dogs. Yeah, we crossed the line. We're crossing the line at the dogs. Tonka, oh, oh. Shag the shaggy dog. I used to watch that. I love the shaggy dog. Uh, okay, have you received the sequel? Shaggy da. Yes, dude it is.
Speaker 1:I haven't watched in years. Oh my god, it's not one that I ever want to watch.
Speaker 4:It's got tim conway in it and he was so fucking funny in that it's got dean jones too and it's amazing d jones was like a disney, like mainstay kind of. Oh man, pollyanna oh, I forgot about pollyanna. It's another hayley mills uh movie. It's it's you. I don't know if you'd like it or not, but it's. It's what it's about, this girl walt Disney didn't do.
Speaker 1:Who Framed Roger Rabbit, did they?
Speaker 4:Did Disney do? No, I don't think so. I don't believe they did. Oh, the Absent-Minded Professor, that was a good one. Sword in the Stone.
Speaker 1:Sword of the Stone. That was a good one.
Speaker 4:Isn't that done now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Sword in the Stone was a great one.
Speaker 4:I was a good one. Yeah, sword and a stone was a great one. I always like when he fell. He's like oh, the old fucking wizard dude, oh, that too, I liked him as well, merlin, but would like, would like. Arthur would fucking fall, he'll go. Whoa, you make this fucking noise and it made me laugh as a kid. Uh, this was bait fluff. You remember flubber?
Speaker 4:yeah this is. This was based off that, this absent-minded professor movie where this guy invests I have jerry lewis in it. You remember Flubber? Yeah, this was based off that, this Absent-Minded Professor movie.
Speaker 1:Where this guy invests. Does it have Jerry Lewis in?
Speaker 4:it, not that version. This is a different one. This is the. This is Is it, don Knotts? No, it's got Fred McMurray in it. Pear Trap we talked about.
Speaker 1:You know what Murray Babes in Toyland? That know what murray babes in toyland?
Speaker 4:that sounds like a fucking strip club. Sergeant cast. There's a son of flow. They did a sequel to that. I never knew that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like son of mask.
Speaker 4:It's awesome yeah, there's, there's summer magic, that's another haley mills it's one of those kind of it's a, it's just one of those family movies where, like hayley mills and her family, they lose their home in like an upscale boston home and they have to move out to some fuck it out the sticks and they meet people and blah blah oh, so kind of like it's for richer or poorer a little bit.
Speaker 1:Ever seen that movie? Yeah, fucking tim allen and christianity, it's so good, uh, zoro, zoro that's all salt, all the ugly dachshund.
Speaker 4:I love that movie as a kid. Never heard of it. Uh, it's, it's basically this ugly dachshund it's, it's the movie. It's basically they have, they train, uh, they train these dogs. They're basically train on these dogs. They no, they're like, well, they have a kennel and they, they do, they fuck the dogs is bingo.
Speaker 1:Is that a disney movie? Disney's bingo dude, because I love bingo. No, probably not bingo. The 1991 film? If it's Disney, that's definitely one. I don't think it is.
Speaker 4:The Love Bug that was always my favorite one, that stupid car they had like a sequel.
Speaker 1:No, it's TriStar, Son of a bitch. Oh okay, Bingo dude. That movie was phenomenal, man.
Speaker 4:I don't think I've ever seen it. Maybe Snowball Express.
Speaker 1:Dude, have you never seen Bingo Dude Bingo's? It's a 1991 film. Okay, it's about. Okay. So this guy, this kid, his dad is the kicker for the Denver Broncos, Okay, Okay, and he's not allowed to have a pet. So he, this dog. He finds this dog and he brings them home and he tries to sneak them around the house, while the dog shits in the driveway and his dad walks around with no shoes on because he's a kicker and wants to. I don't know, it's real weird. Well, he ends up getting, finds out that the the he's got a dog, gets pissed, kicks the dog out, ends up getting traded to the Green Bay Packers and they leave the dog behind. And the kid's smart, he's pissing on like road signs and shit. So the dog can find his way and the dog's traveling all the way through this fucking. It's almost like Pee Wee's Big Adventure Okay, With a dog.
Speaker 4:So the dog's heading to Green Bay to find his fucking new owners and shit oh, speaking of peewee's big adventure, I don't know if they're doing work on the alamo or something. I saw a meme today or yesterday where they're like they're doing work under the alamo and someone goes oh look, they found an ancient bike in the alamo. They somebody fucking photoshopped peewee's bike in the in the picture of the construction.
Speaker 1:Hello did you see he's coming out with a documentary. I saw that. I want to see that. I cannot wait. It's going. I think it's going to netflix, right? I?
Speaker 4:think, I think so, or?
Speaker 1:max. It's going to one of those, um. But also I was telling john the other day, um, I should have brought him. I didn't't even think about it. I should have brought my Steve Urkel doll. Oh yeah, that was Dude $10 at the flea market and his pull string still works, steve Urkel.
Speaker 4:The Apple Duplicate.
Speaker 1:Fucking plane strings, yeah, so if I wouldn't pull your string, you would Apparently Popeye was a Disney film.
Speaker 4:What Apparently Popeye wouldn't pull your string he would. Apparently, popeye was a disney film. What apparently popeye was was a disney movie. I didn't. It's what it says here on this list. No way, maybe it was distributed by disney you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I know you join in dude.
Speaker 4:I was hoping tron tr's a good one. There's a new Tron coming out.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, I love the old Tron.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen any of the newer ones. Oh, return to Oz. Oh God.
Speaker 1:I love that one. That movie scares the piss out of me. I didn't know that was Disney. Yeah Well, something's getting kicked out of the top five all the top five.
Speaker 4:Oh, fly to the navigator. How did I forget about fly to the navigator? Okay, I I gotta bump the number five out, whatever I had as my life paramount pictures, dude, and maybe it's distributed maybe it's oh, beauty, vista is an arm of disney though production companies paramount walt disney robert evan evans and king features dude this, this movie right here, flight of the navigator.
Speaker 4:It's about this boy who he gets um picked up by this alien spaceship. It gets accidentally taken back in time or take it into the future, so or he loses time. So the the robot in the spaceship is voiced by paul rubens, by peewee hermit. That's awesome, it's fucking. It's a good movie. It's peewee, it was peewee disney no, how do I? Shrug the kid, now we're getting.
Speaker 4:I forgot about that now we're getting to like the shit that we grew up with. Oh fuck, yeah how do I shrug the kids as a classic uh the rocketeer, I like that one. I never got into that one. Howdy, I blew up the kid Mighty Ducks Homeward Bound. I never got into it, you never liked that.
Speaker 1:Okay, I never got into it. Okay, too many animals.
Speaker 4:Too many animals. Hocus Pocus you said that earlier. A Cool Roddy he's all the same year. Blank Check, blank Check. That's a great one.
Speaker 1:With blank check, blank check, that's a great one. With the, the, with the fbi agent who gives off checks in, or monkey business, or those two.
Speaker 4:There's like monkey trouble, monkey trouble okay, I wonder if that's not sure, I'm just gonna. I'm just going down this list what is it?
Speaker 1:what are the we're in?
Speaker 4:the eight. We're in the 90s now. What is it now?
Speaker 1:the santa claus santa.
Speaker 4:Fuck, forgot about that too. There's heavyweights man of the house.
Speaker 1:Man of the house. God damn, I need like a top 10.
Speaker 4:Like I said, it's really hard to fucking hone in on five. First Kid was all right, was okay, I never watched that. It was okay. D3 to Mighty Ducks.
Speaker 1:I liked Mighty Ducks too. Yeah, it was my favorite 101 Dalmatians.
Speaker 4:with Glenn Close they remade that Dark Cat in 1997. Was it Hook, was Hook Disney? Oh no, no, it was. That was Spielberg's thing.
Speaker 1:And that bottom one's one of the good ones.
Speaker 4:Jungle to Jungle, mimi Siku. Oh, I love this George of the Jungle, this is funny, this is hilarious.
Speaker 1:George of the.
Speaker 4:This is funny, this is hilarious George of the oh my God, dude George of the Jungle is fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:He's like a sun tummy.
Speaker 4:Oh, here you go, bro, Rocket man dude.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, I forgot about Rocket man. How, what's that, mr? What is it? Mr Magoo, oh, mr Magoo. Leslie Nielsen, leslie.
Speaker 4:Nielsen is Mr Magoo, I saw that at theaters, it's okay. It's nothing to write home about. The remake to the Paratrap, that's okay. Mighty Joe Young, inspector Gadget. I hated it. I hated the fucking rhyme action version of Inspector Gadget. Did not care for it. That's not such well. Something over the titans, that's a great one. Uh, the rookie, the country bears. I remember that I never watched santa claus 2 electric boogaloo, lizzie mcguire movie pirates oh yeah pirates I don't like those.
Speaker 4:I, I don't like them. Not a big fan. Freaky Friday you know they're making a sequel to this, to this version, with Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. No, they're doing another one Like Freakier Friday or some shit like that. I could give two shits. Yeah, this is a good movie. Miracle this is a good movie. Miracle bought the 1980 hockey team national treasure, it's okay. The pacifier this has been diesel, right. Yes, that's, it's okay, I like I like the game.
Speaker 1:Was it the game plan? Does that showed up yet? Oh, I'm not sure it was the game playing with a rock.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yeah, that was a good one that was actually a really good one if, dude, this is one of the best golf movies ever made. It's got, it's got. Uh, shiloh buff, you've seen this. Right if you see this movie no oh, smith, and it isn't it.
Speaker 4:Oh no, no no, that's, that's banger vance. This is about francis we met, who was an amateur, who won the us championship. Oh yeah, yeah, he was the only like I think he's at right at the time. Even now, he's the only amateur to ever win the us open. This is a great fucking movie. Uh, glory hole, oh, glory road, sorry. Oh yeah, they remade the shaggy dog with tim allen. Horrible, uh, invincible. This is a good football movie about vince papale yeah, you know what's funny?
Speaker 1:it's always. Sunny did an episode about that oh really because he played for the eagles. Yeah, dude, no joke, uh, dude, okay. So I know I always ask you to do this. Let's go go to YouTube. Okay, look up. The Gang Gets Invincible. Oh my God, it's so good. Oh, right there, donovan McNabb. Okay, so they're like, yeah, we're giving you a keynote speaker since the New Kids on the Block movie, and it's always Alvin from Bill Cosby and they pretended he's Donovan McNabb. He pretended he was Tiger Woods at one point in the show.
Speaker 6:We're doing these trials for you. Because of your harassment and your love for the New Kids on the Block movie. You paid your $30 fee. We promise you a keynote speaker.
Speaker 1:Donovan McNabb.
Speaker 6:All right, bring him up. Bring him up, dude McNabb. Gentlemen, hi, it's good here. Yeah, that's cool. Let's put your park brake on.
Speaker 7:Donovan McNabb. Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb. I guys, I'm Donovan McNabb. I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles and I'm here to tell you that you can too, if you start every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's, like the new sausage egg McGriddle value meal available now for a limited time for under $5. Remember, guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm loving it. Can I get the check? That's good. What the hell was that?
Speaker 6:Thanks, donny, that was not Donovan McNabb. That was not Donovan McNabb Sprint. Yes, it was. Sprint Was that the guy from the Cosby show. Was that the guy from the Cosby show? That was?
Speaker 2:the guy from the comic. That was the guy from. Yeah, he was married to Sondra Alvin Alvin.
Speaker 6:He had the guy from you know what Splats.
Speaker 4:And they did that. There was a reoccurring joke in the series, so they kept bringing him. They brought him back again. Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1:Okay. So what was funny is Okay. So Frank, danny DeVito is paying in this. He wants to marry this whore. Okay, and um and D is with her and she's trying to teach her not to be a hooker anymore. And she goes, and she goes oh, it's a client. She gets a phone call. She goes it's a client, and she goes Roxy, which is a whore's name. She goes you don't have to do that anymore. Frank wants to to marry you. She's like this is Tiger Woods, what Tiger Woods? Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, so like they're meeting, and she's like, um, and he shows up and he's got like the Nike hat on and the red polo, okay, and he goes. He comes in and he goes. She goes Roxy, he's not fucking, this, ain't Tiger Woods. And she goes I don't care, as long as he pays me $500 to touch my feet. He goes what? Touch your feet? And he goes wow, can I get it on there? And she goes your feet are freakishly huge because she's got huge feet. Yeah, and he goes and, uh, she looks at him and she goes you interested? And he's like well, we can maybe kick those uh shoes off and talk about it. Dude, it's funnier now. So he's, yeah, he's got a reoccurring role, okay, in the show. And then the big black guy that was yelling sprints, that's a dude from couples. Retreat, that black dude. Yeah, he also played big worm in friday that's right.
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Speaker 6:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast. It's Every Day with Jon and Jay baby.
Speaker 1:Listen, you don't keep listening. I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole.
Speaker 2:Sticking my tongue up on your dirt butt. You got that, motherfucker. Now check it out.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey welcome back yeah welcome.
Speaker 4:Uh, I'm so tired. Uh, we are back and, uh, we talked about disney movies the first half, but I think, uh, as per tradition, as what we love to do here, I think Jay has some fucking music stuff.
Speaker 1:I do Okay. So the first song I heard today. It's by Illicit Thoughts and the song is called Lifeless. I like the band name, Illicit Thoughts, and it's called Lifeless, Holy shit.
Speaker 6:Yeah, the video looks pretty promising. Your life is changing.
Speaker 1:It comes right out of the gate, it's defining.
Speaker 6:I'm lifeless. Nothing to calm the anger, nothing to calm the pain. Nothing to calm the pain, nothing to calm the irritation that builds up every day. Look inside my closet. Tell me what you see Memories of the person that used to be me. Nothing to numb the pressure, nothing to numb the hate, nothing to numb the anxiety that builds up every day Silence. You'll see I'm a deep grave. Now that I'm gone, you will see I am the. I am a. I am a monument To all your sins Gradually falling Into my grave.
Speaker 4:Oh, I like that piano interlude. Dude, that's sweet Sick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lifeless is the number one song. Did you buy this on OneNote? No, oh okay. This is just one I heard on the Facebook reels oh okay, there's just one I heard on like the Facebook reels oh okay, everything you eat, everything you wish you could escape.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's sick.
Speaker 1:That's nasty.
Speaker 3:That's nasty that.
Speaker 4:That's like Marilyn Manson, yeah, like motionless and white Kind of stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's all syncing.
Speaker 4:Our soul is nasty. That's sick yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, so the other song, okay, it's called Making Blind, I See, and Every Cloud has a Silver Rope. Making Blind, I See.
Speaker 4:And then Every Cloud has a Silver R. That's the name of the song. Where'd you hear?
Speaker 1:this at. I think it just came on my Amazon, oh, okay.
Speaker 6:I wasted so much time on your surveillance. You didn't even wanna change. So try to pay up and tell for your time. Then you'll have to say it was mine, so let's make it. You forgot the reason. Why would I know? Put yourself to the ground so as I wait for the end.
Speaker 3:Too little, too late. Don't leave myself to blame. I should have seen, you were always, but every cloud has a silver rope.
Speaker 2:Try not to hang with it. Try not to hang with it. Try not to hang with it. I love that shit, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is the number one song by these guys. That's, yeah, I like that. Okay, the next one's um Filth Stay Gutter.
Speaker 4:Don't these guys do like chin check or whatever, I don't know. Chin check, get yourself ready. Oh yeah, these dudes are awesome. I definitely have probably heard this already.
Speaker 6:Okay, Thank you More swagger Dude. These guys are awesome, Is that a?
Speaker 1:block dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that bass tone is fucking disgusting that downtune shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's bad. I'm gonna change, I'm gonna change, I'm gonna change, I'm gonna change.
Speaker 6:I remember the days before everything had changed. Now we gotta watch what the fuck we say, and every day there's someone new.
Speaker 1:Whether you get good or gross, that's fucking nasty. It's so gross, gotta gang.
Speaker 4:I love their song Chin Check. It's fucking amazing. You ever heard of that song? No.
Speaker 6:You know what it is. Get your legs split, bitch.
Speaker 2:Get your legs split bitch, ah, ah, ah.
Speaker 1:At the top comment.
Speaker 6:It says the combined might of that guitar and bass token toppled governments.
Speaker 1:I wanna see what comes out of this? Oh God, this is fucking S-tier shit.
Speaker 3:It is dude All over the place. No face, no case. If there's no face, there's no case.
Speaker 4:What a kick in the fucking gut. Kick it out of the way. What?
Speaker 1:a kick in the fucking gut. What a kick in the fucking gut. He's got a Howard sound to him. A little bit dude. He's a lot harder than fucking Howard. Yeah, little bit dude, he's a lot harder than fucking.
Speaker 3:Howard, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4:Dude, that's fucking great.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh dude, these things are nasty. Put that boy in a bus, make him risk his life. Try to come for me. You got some fucking nerve. Say it with your motherfucking chest bitch. You can't rock it with a motherfucking bass bitch. Say it with your motherfucking chest bitch. I ain't done it. I don't fuck. With Smile in my face Watching and waiting for somebody to take my place. Nobody needs for free. You might just get something, cause you're good motherfucker. Stay in your place Before I catch a game.
Speaker 1:Before I catch a gun. I like that.
Speaker 6:Get your shit wrecked. I love that.
Speaker 1:That's nasty dude.
Speaker 4:I love these dudes, man. Good call, I didn't hear that. I've never heard that other song before. All right, next band All right, everything's Taken New.
Speaker 1:Life. Let didn't hear that. I've never heard that other song before. All right, next band, all right, everything's Taken New Life. What's the name of the song? I don't remember any of these songs, dude, because I just screenshotted them, dude, so we'd have them. Everything's Taken New Life. Yeah, thanks for watching. Kind of reminds me of Phil. Where do you hear this?
Speaker 4:at Amazon. Oh really yeah.
Speaker 1:Doesn't he sound like fucking Phil in some way?
Speaker 6:Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1:These guys? I might have seen them at fucking. This might be the band we saw at fucking. They sound like Phil and Sama a long time ago, Because when you were pulling them up, the top video looked familiar. The top video up above that looked familiar. Right, Did we watch that one already? We may have watched this before. I think we watched it.
Speaker 6:It's actually going to be our single. We're releasing.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 4:It's the same band. Oh, didn't you tell the guy that he sounded like?
Speaker 1:him. Yeah, I told him he did.
Speaker 4:And he's like. Well, I think I sound like me. But you know, thanks, All right.
Speaker 1:So the next band is called the defect and it's called into the void. The song's called into the defect I like the defect into the void. Like I said, I don't remember what these sound like, but we'll figure it out, I think so.
Speaker 3:Sign me the fuck up for this. Ooh, oh, all right, dude.
Speaker 4:I love this fucking techno shit.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, Interesting route A little male-female. Yeah you got a bit of an interesting dynamic here. I love that when she's singing behind him. That's great. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 6:Ah, it's a good boy okay, so I like that.
Speaker 1:Okay. So here's one that I found on a metal show and took a chance on because the album look. Oh man, this is uh not rt usually. Oh okay, these are those minute and a half minute songs of thrashy blast oh, holy shit, like, like you know, okay, so this one's called raw noise is the name of the band.
Speaker 1:Raw noise and scum will rise's called Raw Noise is the name of the band. Raw Noise and Scum Will Rise Up to the Top is the name of the song, and they all start out the same. Yeah, I'll get ready for this.
Speaker 4:That was like the entire EP. Well, that's like seven minutes worth. Seven minutes worth, holy shit, I'd kill myself.
Speaker 1:Oh my god. I got it for like $2. $2. Oh my god.
Speaker 4:British hardcore punk band.
Speaker 6:Dude.
Speaker 1:I'm sweating dude. This vocalist is cracking me up man Ah, dude, ah Ah.
Speaker 4:This is just pure chaos.
Speaker 1:It is Dude, that is just pure chaos. It is dude. That is just pure fucking chaos. Okay, the other band I got was it's called elixir, elixir, elixir and um, this is a different. It's not metal, it's more like kind of like 80s metal a little bit, I think. Um, and it's uh, the number one song of theirs is Son of Odin, so very looks like mythological or Viking kind of shit, kind of like a Monomarth, but it's not a Monomarth. I don't know. This is another $2 album I got from the metal show, but I like these guys a little bit better. I'm not really into the blast beat, not me. What is that called? Deathcore? Deathcore?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Death metal.
Speaker 4:This is their number one song on Amazon Music the Son of Omni. I like the ambience. I'm kind of digging it. Have you heard this yet?
Speaker 1:I have not listened to their album yet. Oh, okay, I looked them up just to see what they were, you know when I got them in. But I I did order a couple albums today Off the show, off, uh, the five dollar holla. Oh, I like kind of like old black, savage kind of style, like fucking, uh dio this is so deliciously 80s, I love it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I love this.
Speaker 1:I don't know if this is the album I got. I don't remember. Like the picture on my album isn't what's on here.
Speaker 2:Oh okay.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think. Yeah, this is the album I got. It's called the Idol, okay, and the biggest song on there is called the Return. So it's the Return, I remember because it has lightning on it. So it's called the Return. This is the number one song off this album. It's like a minute 18 long. That's crazy. That sucks because it's the intro. It's the first song on the album. Maybe it's the only one that people listen to.
Speaker 4:They're like I'm giving up. That can't be good.
Speaker 1:I love that fucking 80s shit Ball. With the ball it does sound like that.
Speaker 4:It does sound like that. It does sound like that.
Speaker 3:My name is Kid Kid Rock.
Speaker 1:Check out. Okay. So since that one Death Dealer is the number two song on this album, it's a pretty close second Death Dealer. Okay, let's see if this has fucking got music on it.
Speaker 2:Slap it to me, I feel like I'm an old, like 80s cop movie.
Speaker 4:This is from 2003. Really. Yeah, it definitely does have a it definitely does have like a it doesn't seem like they changed very much.
Speaker 1:The brushes. Yeah, in 20 years. I'm telling you what, though? I like that other song better.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was sweet. Yeah, I love the vibes of that. It has a very old. It has a Black Sabbath sound to it, sabbath-y, feel to it, right Like heaven and hell from like fucking Black Sabbath Right.
Speaker 1:Oh man dude, okay. Speaking of which dude? Okay. So I went to the flea market Saturday, Okay, and I ended up buying a couple albums and I couldn't believe I found them for as cheap as they were. I got Dire Straits album with Walk of Life and Money for Nothing. The only thing I didn't get was the Sultans of Swing. Okay, if that would have been on there. That would have been the ultimate album I got it for $10.
Speaker 4:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Then salt and a swing. Okay, if that would have been on there, that would have been the ultimate album. I got it for 10 bucks, okay, okay. Then I also got the eagles greatest hits for 10 bucks. Nice, I was dude at first. I found hotel california and I'm like, oh cool, 10 bucks. Holy shit, the greatest hits 10 bucks.
Speaker 4:Uh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight age, I haven't done chocolate bar.
Speaker 2:Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Speaker 1:That was us when we were kids, right? But yeah, nope, and that is the end of my music for this week. That was a lot of bands.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I liked it, dude, that fucking loud. That chick singer dude. I love that dynamic man, yeah that's. I love a female male dynamic, like I love female vocalists. I love it when they pop me like men into it and females sing in the background, like lacuna coil did it really well. I can't remember the other band oh, I want to say morpheus, but it's not morpheus. I can't remember what the fucking other band that I used to fucking jam and it doesn't pay.
Speaker 4:That's really good at that. I'm trying to find them real quick like a male female vocal band oh, this is right here. I may have played this for you. I may have not. This is called make them suffer. Sounds familiar. I may have played this for you before I think yeah, I remember this 80s stuff.
Speaker 6:This is like one of my favorite songs, the. The wrong way to set the city is by ruse Taxi psycho, Taxi psycho. With their own ignorance, you cynically iron Taxi psycho. It's the way to.
Speaker 4:There's a light upon your chest, Taxi psycho. He got a big chorus with the female vocalist so you can face yourself.
Speaker 1:It's fucking hot dude, yeah, yeah remember we were listening to a metal band last week or whatever, where the dude was just standing there singing like it didn't look like he was screaming at all.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that was jarring, dude.
Speaker 1:That was fucking hilarious. Oh yeah, because we were choosing them off the side.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, that's right. We were doing kind of a roulette thing Like a roulette thing with fucking metal bands dude.
Speaker 1:It was a lot of fun, pleasure.
Speaker 4:Excuse me, fucking metal bands dude it was a lot of fun, excuse me, yeah, I, I think I've played that song for you before, but I it just reminds me great song. Yeah, I love dude. That's like definitely on my one of my playlists, so I can't get this gideon song out of my fucking brain.
Speaker 1:Though, dude, I'm still listening more power, more still listening to wage war, wage war, dude that tombstone song. Hey, dude, you check out Low. Check out Low by Wage War. I know we play Wage War every week, but fuck it, Wage War Low. And this is one of my brother's favorite songs. It's got like a toned down middle, which is crazy Okay. It's like surrounded by animosity and toned down middle, which is crazy Okay.
Speaker 6:It's like, surrounded by animosity in the toned down. So keep on telling me that I'm gonna pull through, but you don't know. No, like I do. Yeah, I love that shit, yeah.
Speaker 2:Fucking love that.
Speaker 4:Black Love that shit. Yeah, fucking love that. Yeah, this is mighty fine metal Corder.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to see these guys. I love the harmonizing shit.
Speaker 4:Dude, that song Tombstone Is like my favorite of theirs Cause that fucking outro riff. Oh my god. Did we listen to it? Yeah, I think we listened to it. That song Tombstone is like my favorite of theirs because that fucking outro riff oh dude, jam it, oh my god, did we listen to it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, we've heard it. I think we listened to it, but I don't know if you remember it, though it's my favorite. This is my favorite song of theirs. Dude, that outro riff is the stuff of gods. It reminds me of like old Pantera, because they used to do outro riffs like that.
Speaker 1:Mine's Death Roll Always will be Wade's wore Death Roll. Dude Nails, Nails is another one.
Speaker 4:With the number five.
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah that was great.
Speaker 4:This song has just been. I'm so hooked on these guys.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, we were talking about this dude.
Speaker 3:I want to make an Undertaker music video. Yeah, you said that.
Speaker 4:Dude this outro riff after this breakdow part. It's so awesome.
Speaker 6:You tell them I'm coming and hell's coming with me. It's so awesome.
Speaker 4:That is so, pantera, right there, oh so groovy.
Speaker 2:Like to be, honest, I love it.
Speaker 1:I am like next month I get to see these guys in. Well, actually it's coming up yeah, soon oh yeah, may and be into may yeah breaking benjamin stained and wage war.
Speaker 4:It's such a weird fucking comment it is.
Speaker 1:I don't give a shit about breaking benjamin, because I've already seen him stained. It's like, yeah, I've seen aaron lewis, I don't mind seeing stained it's cool. I'm either or yeah, I just want to see him get pissed right. So I'm hoping somebody feels somebody up and then, um, but wage war is what I'm really looking for. I'm getting a fucking wage war shirt that's gonna fucking happen hell yeah I don't give a fuck if I get a breaking benjamin shirt. I don't care if I get a stained shirt I might see a breaking benjamin.
Speaker 4:That'd be cool I've seen them already like, like in a festival or like in a small I saw him at the blossom.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, sarah and I went.
Speaker 4:Remember when I told you, I was like oh, I was fucking tripping balls when the stirrup was on. Yes, because I saw them ginger oh yeah, ginger, you did see that dude. Yeah them ginger and disturbed, that's right. That's a sweet fucking lineup, dude, for that kind of oh, dude, I was so fucking high.
Speaker 1:I love ginger. Well, dude, okay. So my brother-in-law gives me an edible and he's like, hey, these are gonna. I'm like, okay, when are these gonna hit? They're gonna hit like a couple hours, you'll be fine, you know like it should be. You know a couple hours. I'm like, okay, we'll do the first. They haven't even started yet. We're good, take it sitting there, hasn't hit, has a hit? Hasn't hit? Disturbs headlining middle of disturbed set. Everything went. I'm like am I leaning? I can't tell if I'm leaning or not.
Speaker 3:And I'm not kidding, I was waving back and forth.
Speaker 1:And I'm like me I'm always paranoid, I'm always worried somebody notices that I'm high. I shouldn't have driven home, but it was the hardest drive home I ever had to do, because I wanted to pass out.
Speaker 3:So fucking bad.
Speaker 1:And I was high, oh my God, and it was stupid to drive home, but my wife wasn't going to drive my truck. So because I was in my truck, so me, wife, jake, Jane, oh man, all in my truck and I am driving all the way from Cleveland, jeez Back home. High as balls and about to pass the fuck out. Oh my God, yes.
Speaker 4:Well, speaking of passing out, I'm about to fall asleep too, because it's night-night time.
Speaker 1:And we got to go. It is because we're fucking old.
Speaker 4:We're old yeah, I might go golfing tomorrow, I don't know, Do it, it'll be fun.
Speaker 1:Wear a jacket, Just wear a jacket. I've been watching. By the way, speaking of Tombstone, I've been watching a movie actually oh, Val Kilmer and fucking Kurt Russell.
Speaker 3:It's a great movie.
Speaker 4:It is.
Speaker 1:I didn't realize how many good fucking actors and stuff in it.
Speaker 4:It's a fantastic film. But yeah, with that being said, we do have to leave you Final thoughts for today.
Speaker 1:Just want to say thank you to everybody for listening. Thank you, tony dude, for always listening. I know you do Appreciate everybody. Hopefully enjoy our skits and things.
Speaker 4:Skittles album is in the works. Yeah, we started today.
Speaker 1:We just got to get his ass ungrounded.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we got to get him ungrounded so he could do the lyrics.
Speaker 1:But we already got like the intro, saw like the little intro for it and it's, it's, it's awesome. We tried to call. Like I said, we tried to call him tonight and it's my answer yeah, it's. His mom answer was like nope, he's still grounded for another week.
Speaker 4:So yeah, so sorry everybody. Uh, you can find us on all of the uh places you like. Listen to stuff like podcasts and whatnot.
Speaker 4:And well, not on whatnot, that'd be, that'd be funny if they had podcasts or whatnot. But, uh, you can find us on Spotify and Apple music and all those places. Uh, yeah, and we appreciate everyone's listenership from all around the world and the U S, especially Germany. Uh, our good friends at Auschwitz, good friends at auschwitz, they have provided us uh with some, uh with some uh advertising revenue. So we appreciate that from those guys, uh and uh. With that being said, we'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 1:They don't hold any hard feelings from ww2, that's right now ww2. That's nice of them hitler was a sensitive man. Hitler was a sensitive man, that's anal con dude. Oh okay, I was like what's that, bro dude? You gotta play it play. Hitler was a sensitive man, it's only anal con dude.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, I was like what's that for?
Speaker 1:Dude, you got to play it. Play Hitler was a sensitive man. It's only like a 30-second song. It's fucking anal con Hitler was a sensitive man. I'm surprised it's not coming up. Probably took it off. Yep, there it is Metal spoken word. This dude's just going to read it. He's just going to read their lyrics, dude.
Speaker 4:Oh, it's just, it's a spoken word, yeah.
Speaker 5:Hey there, today on MSW, I'll be reading a poem for one of our more cultured viewers. This is a poem by one of the most deep, insightful, tolerant and downright inspirational writers that has come out of the metal scene in the last few years. This is going to be a pleasure for me to read to you, this one's for Patricio Benedesu. This is Hitler was a sensitive man. Hitler was a sensitive man. He went to art school when he was younger. He wanted to be a painter. Hitler was a vegetarian. He was also a non-smoker. Hitler was a sensitive man. He hired gay and handicapped officers. He was concerned about overpopulation. If Hitler were alive today, I want to hear the actual song.
Speaker 1:There, it is right there that pooter cooter Is that. It Is that it. That's a fucking cover song, dude, oh my god, I think it's the second one. Dude, is that Eno Kahn? This song's about Hitler, hitler fucking cover song. Dude, oh my God, I know you're right, I think it's the second one. Dude, Is that Inokan.
Speaker 6:This song's about Hitler.
Speaker 1:Hitler was a rock.
Speaker 3:Hitler was a rock.
Speaker 6:Hitler was a sassy man.
Speaker 3:Hitler was a sassy man. Hitler was a sassy man.
Speaker 4:Oh, my sweet Jesus Christ, that is anal cunt dude.
Speaker 1:I love anal cunt, that's funny. You can't tell what they're saying. Fam full of retards. I think Phil and Sam will help do that. Okay, yeah, because he did the. Your parents are ashamed of themselves and you, fam full of retards. Fam full of retards, you're drooling yourself.
Speaker 4:That's the name of the song.
Speaker 1:We always want to add on a high note yeah, um, so if you love that thrashy, really thrashy fucking metal, fucking deathcore or whatever it is, uh, that's anal kind. Anal kind was just here to be mean that's what it was like. I think one was like your, yours, your, my sister was hot so I fucked her or something. Your dad was a fax or beat the shit out of him or something like that. There's a lot of fucking songs that are just like what the fuck man? Just like hate, pure fucking hate. Anal car.
Speaker 4:Except for hitler was a sensitive man yeah and uh, apparently he ran a very uh, a very successful gym.
Speaker 1:So with that said, we'll see you guys next week I'm john bricker and I'm jason scherger goodbye.