It's Everyday with John and Jay
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It's Everyday with John and Jay
Episode 180: We're diving into summer memories while Danny spills all our secrets!
Buckle up for a wild ride as John and Jay deliver their most unfiltered episode yet, blending summer nostalgia, explicit humor, and genuine friendship in a way only they can.
The guys kick things off with Jay's weekend adventures at a pool party that he colorfully describes as a "sweet ass buffet" of bikini-clad women, while also revealing his culinary pride in a surprisingly delicious grape salad creation that party-goers were reluctant to try. The conversation takes an even more candid turn when childhood friend Danny joins via phone, confirming stories of Jay's infamous pranks during sleepovers and unleashing a flood of explicit reminiscences about their teenage adventures at campgrounds.
Gaming enthusiasts will appreciate their deep dive into NCAA Football 26, where they critically analyze Ohio State's representation while marveling at Virginia Tech's spine-tingling "Enter Sandman" entrance sequence. The genuine excitement in their voices as they discuss the game's improvements in lighting, sound effects, and team-specific traditions showcases their passionate fandom.
Between heavy music recommendations and discussions of Jason Momoa's impressive moshing skills, Jay shares his first-ever visit to the Pro Football Hall of Fame. His childlike excitement at seeing the bronze busts of football legends (which hilariously reminded him of "Return to Oz") provides a touching glimpse of authentic enthusiasm beneath the duo's typically irreverent exterior.
Whether you're here for the unfiltered humor, gaming insights, or just to experience the chemistry of two friends who've known each other forever, this episode delivers raw entertainment that keeps you wondering what outrageous story they'll share next.
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Speaker 4:Bye-bye-bye.
Speaker 5:I just did a haiku Garth. That was a haiku. That's not Wade's basement, isn't that weird Garth? That was a haiku.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:I love that movie.
Speaker 1:I have to give Danny Okay, so this weekend was really eventful for me. I have to give Danny credit because he quoted Wayne's World, like he, just because Danny went with me, so he quoted Wayne's World. It was pretty funny and I'm like he goes zang. He said zang, he said zang dude, yeah, dude, I'm like what I'm like. Is that an excellent Wayne's World? Zang Zang. He even gave me the thumbs up.
Speaker 5:I was like did you do the thumbs up? You have to Perfect Zang.
Speaker 1:Zang. I'm like, isn't it Wayne's? But it was funny because we were uh so. So, like I said, it was a pretty eventful weekend, at least for me. Um Friday, um, I uh had to go to, um my friends John the McIntyres, the people that own the green number.
Speaker 5:I went to the pool party.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, needless to say say it was a fucking young, sweet ass buffet. That's what it was. It was just so many hot girls in bikinis, nice with their fucking, their bikinis, right up their ass cracks dude, it was sexy, fucking hot girls galore. It was just crazy hot. I'm so glad I wore my sunglasses, so, oh, you do the creepy oh yeah, I'm the pervert, pervert I do that.
Speaker 1:Cedar plate I am the pervert at night okay, so anyway, um, what was funny is is that you know me and danny went there. Danny don't care, danny will just stare, whatever he wants. Nobody said anything about it. No one's going to say anything to him though, but they were so cool. Next year I call her my sidekick because the owner, cheryl. Her name is Cheryl.
Speaker 5:What was with the oversaturation of hotties?
Speaker 1:Just young. There's friends with the young people like they're kids, but they're early 20s. They're just fucking crazy. I was just like god damn look at all this man um, but um, we went to, uh, but no she. She tried to get me in the pool and I said well, I didn't wear a bathing suit, I'm not getting in a pool, so I'm. This beach body ain't ready yet like next year.
Speaker 1:I don't think you're ready for this jelly yeah, I'm like, don't you have enough flesh in there to feast off? Oh, look at you, I didn't miss the stout fire oh, you wicked wicked man.
Speaker 1:You're like isn't there enough flesh in this pool for you to feast your eyes on? You know that kind of shit. Oh, you wicked man, you wicked, wicked monkey, wicked monkey, monkey. So she, but she was trying to get me in the pool and I said I tell you what next year I'll get in the pool. I said she's gonna get me one of them old granny, old timey bathing suits, like the fucking that's my boy. Yes, I told her I'll wear the motherfucker oh yeah, she wearing the old timey granny.
Speaker 5:It's the old you and the new you.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, old time timey granny, it's the old you and the new you. Oh yeah, old timey granny, old timey granny wants to join new granny.
Speaker 1:Maybe, if he's not feeling very well, he shouldn't masturbate too much.
Speaker 5:Yeah, dude. Oh, the old broad knew I was whacking it. Ha ha, ha ha.
Speaker 1:Post nasal jizzy Post nasal dick.
Speaker 5:I don't know what the fuck you said, donny Baker.
Speaker 1:But, but anyway. So she's like, yeah, next year, whatever. I only stayed for like an hour because, dude, it was like fucking 90 something degrees and I wasn't getting in the pool and like I was just sitting there, just sitting there, dude, I made grape salad. Which. Have you ever had that Grape?
Speaker 5:Salad. Yeah, no, dude. Okay, first I thought you said I make grape ape salads. I thought that's what you like Grape ape, bigly, bigly, bigly, dude. I don't know why I thought you said that. Like yeah.
Speaker 4:I just sat there.
Speaker 1:I wish I had that talent.
Speaker 5:I just sat there and made grape ape salads the whole time.
Speaker 1:Big. No, I remember. I remember walking around as a kid doing grape babe sounds, but no, I made grape solid. Sarah showed me and dude, I'm not kidding, is phenomenal.
Speaker 1:It's grapes, okay, cream cheese okay and butterfinger pieces and a little bit of, and I say rather than using regular sugar, I put brown sugar in it, but I might use honey, because honey is more natural sweetener, just to sweeten it up a little bit. Dude, it is fucking amazing. It's so good. Interesting, dude, it's so good. All that blended together just makes a fucking oh, dude, it's so good.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, I made that and uh took it and I'm sitting there I'm trying to fucking sell this shit to people, because people don't know what it is. They're just like brownies. They'll eat the brownies. I'm like, dude, eat this shit, it's really good. And so I ended up. So we went there, we stayed for about an hour, came back home, got my Switch 2 because I wanted to play that. Yeah, got my switch too, cause I wanted to play that.
Speaker 1:So, um, I told Danny, I said, dude, I said, uh, do you remember, do you remember going? Do you remember when I lived on the, when I lived, when, when I lived in the apartment and and stuff? And he goes, yeah, when you should shove your dick in my face? So, dude, I thought about it and I don't know what your thoughts are. I thought about calling Danny and doing an interview and seeing if he would be interested in telling the story of that shit. Whatever man, let's see if he will. We'll see if Danny will. All right, let's see here. All right, let's see here. All right, let's call Danny Danny. Danny boy, danny has been a friend of mine since I was 12 years old. Danny, he's just a very good dude. He always told everybody, dude, that his birthday is February 8th 1982. Mine is August 2nd 1982. So his is 2882. Mine's 8282. And that's a huge distinction. Another thing he talks about is Sarah and how he's known her longer and everything else. That's the number one thing. And, dude, it was funny.
Speaker 5:Is he the inspiration for Tim he?
Speaker 1:is he? Is he the inspiration for tim? He is, he is definitely the inspiration. But, like mad respect for danny um, I get a lot of my mannerisms for tim out of from danny, but danny is fucking hilarious and he'll probably call me names on this, so this is gonna be great. So let's try calling danny real quick. Let's see if he answers okay let's use this Danny real quick. Let's see if he answers. Okay, let's use this fucking stand again, dude, hello, hey buddy, what you up to?
Speaker 7:I'm watching some TV.
Speaker 1:Hey, so before I go any further with talking to you, just wanted to let you know I'm on the podcast right now and I wanted we were talking about going to the pool. I'm on the podcast right now and I wanted we were talking about going to the pool party and stuff this past weekend and I wanted to, um, let you kind of talk about the weekend, dude, and I appreciated your help anytime, is it cool that you're on the podcast? Yeah, awesome dude. Hey, so tell. I want you to tell John and the listeners what I used to do when you stayed over at my apartment back in the day.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I was playing some video games and you stick your damn dick out in front of me.
Speaker 1:Danny, dude, you say it the best, bro, but like how long have we been friends, dude?
Speaker 7:Since 95.
Speaker 1:Yeah, since about 12, 13 years old dude and I was telling John about your Wayne's World reference when we were cruising and stuff, Do you remember? Zay, zay, you got it dude, right off the rip dude. But no, I really appreciated your help and everything this weekend.
Speaker 5:He helped you DJ this weekend too he did?
Speaker 1:He helped me set up, he helped me tear down, he stayed in the hotel with me. He didn't whip your dick out did you. No.
Speaker 7:No, hanky-panky was going on. No, hanky was going on.
Speaker 1:No, Hanky Panky. Steven commented on my post we don't want any little daddies running around. Oh man, dude. Yeah, we had fun though, hey. So Friday, remember at the pool party, how much fucking hot ass was there A lot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, hell, yeah, yeah, dude, that was it. There was a lot, there was a lot of them there. Yeah, I was telling, uh, jealous, yeah, oh, dude, it was. Oh, my god, dude, it's like burned in my mind the fucking. There's some girl there that was blonde and she had a black. She she was tan blonde, had a black fucking bikini on, with the fucking shit riding right up her ass. Crack, yeah. A perfect ass dude. Oh yeah, dan's like.
Speaker 7:There were several of them there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck. Yeah, dude, I'm glad we were sitting down right, buddy, yeah.
Speaker 5:Jay should have whipped his dick out for them. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Why are you going to do it? No, no, they wouldn't be impressed, not with that little thing. That's why I'm glad I'm married.
Speaker 7:They probably point at it and laugh at it.
Speaker 1:Probably Hell. I point at it and laugh at it in the mirror and then I remember it's me right there. So what, what you've been up to, what Hell. I point at it and laugh at it in the mirror and then I remember it's me right there, so what you been up to.
Speaker 7:What you been doing since then, dude Um nothing much. I was drinking a can of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola.
Speaker 1:Oh, nice dude, that sounds good.
Speaker 5:Got it, cokers Hell yeah, cool man, nice, they have Jack and Coke in cans.
Speaker 7:Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1:He's like, yeah, where have you been? I didn't know that they have them at. Preppers oh okay, add it to your checklist.
Speaker 7:And there's another pack. It has Cherry.
Speaker 1:Coke Jack and Coke and vanilla. Okay, oh, it's like a variety.
Speaker 7:Variety, yeah, nice yeah.
Speaker 1:Variety, yeah, nice yeah variety is the spice of life, nice yeah.
Speaker 7:And the four can. I got for around $12.
Speaker 1:The other one was around $17. So, dude, do you remember anything from the campgrounds that maybe you could tell our listeners? That maybe I did, or that maybe talk about some of the stuff that we used to do when we were camping?
Speaker 7:Yeah, it was pretty nice campgrounds.
Speaker 1:It was yeah, but I'm talking about when we were younger dude.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I kind of made a joke on me once in a while.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we always did, but you always asked for it, dude, yeah, you did, didn't you? Yes, you did, buddy, because, just like this weekend, man Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what friends do, right? Yeah, yeah, we had a lot of blast. Man had a lot of fun, dude, back in the day, do you remember me fucking in all the shelter houses out there?
Speaker 7:Yeah, yeah, man. I found the one time where you and your ex-girlfriend was at that one time.
Speaker 1:Which one?
Speaker 7:On the curb by the ballroom the curb by the ballroom.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, dude. Oh fuck, I forgot about that. Holy shit, I forgot about that. Yeah, dude, I did stuff on the playground equipment out there. Jesus, dude, Dude, there was nothing that didn't have my nuts on it. Dude out of Meadowbrook, dude.
Speaker 7:Oh, like back in the trails.
Speaker 1:Back in the trails, pat's camper, who oh like back in the trails, back in the trails, pat's camper, who was?
Speaker 5:who was the ex-girlfriend? Uh, amy. Okay, I was going to say Amy, but I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude. And then after that I fucking Sarah was everywhere, dude. I was getting BJ's on the fucking picnic tables from Sarah and fucking finger banging her on her parents' porch and fucking her in the back of the camper. And you're in hers, hers. And now I was fingering in her. I fingered her in mine too, dude, and then I fucking ate her pussy in the in the fucking bathrooms back there. I laid her, I laid a shirt down, let her lay there and I fucking ate her you're a classy guy, oh dude class.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say this straight up, and I know John's gonna get turned on cause it's his cousin. Oh, I'm going to say this straight up, and I know John's going to get turned on because it's his cousin.
Speaker 5:I'm already moist.
Speaker 1:Dude, this is great Dude, best Dude. Her pussy, like after eating the bad fish I had from the previous times, eating Sarah's pussy, was like oh my God, this is what it's supposed to be this is amazing. This is amazing. There's no stink. It tastes good. This is what breakfast's supposed to be. This is amazing. There's no stink. It tastes good. This is what breakfasts are made of. This is a pussy right here, dad.
Speaker 7:Oh my God, breakfast of champions.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there, yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, dude. Thank you, danny. Did you all like? I remember, like you almost did stuff with with that one chick man? How far did you get with her dude?
Speaker 7:With Rhonda.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 7:Probably second base maybe.
Speaker 1:What was second base? Was that just feeling her tits or finger banging her? What was it? Yeah, oh yeah. Was she touching your dingus? Yeah.
Speaker 4:Nice dude hey.
Speaker 1:Man, man, we need that applause thing. That would have been awesome. Dude right there. Yeah, all right, dude, danny, dude, oh well, dude, I'm gonna let you get back to your stuff. Dude, thank you for letting us interview you tonight. Dude, thank you again for helping this weekend. Dude, it was awesome hanging out with you.
Speaker 7:Anytime.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7:And Greg keeps on keeping to himself.
Speaker 5:I'm reaching across the table right now, wanting to touch his dick.
Speaker 1:Luckily there's a fucking filing cabinet thing right here blocking my cock so he can't touch it.
Speaker 5:I think it's opening right now.
Speaker 1:There's holes in the back.
Speaker 7:And make sure he doesn't whack off later.
Speaker 1:Whack off later, yeah, later, yeah. Well, I make no guarantees, oh during.
Speaker 5:I make no guarantees okay, so.
Speaker 1:so, while danny's on the phone and he just talked about whacking off which is awesome anyway, dude I went to nate's to get my haircut saturday morning. Yeah, nate tells me that the new lingo these days is whacking off, is called gooning. Yeah, gooning Yep. And then he goes if you whack off, you're a gooner, you're a gooner.
Speaker 1:I said, no, I'm not, I'm a goonie, a goonie, hey, you guys. And we never die. Goonies never die. I love it. So, danny, you got anything you want to say to our listeners or anything Not really Okay? Well, fuck, everybody, right Fuck them, fuck the listeners.
Speaker 1:Fuck them motherfuckers, dude. Fuck goddamn sauerkraut-eating bastards. No, I'm just kidding. All right, buddy. Well, hey, dude, I'm going to let you go. Dude, thank you for, like I said, doing the podcast. We'll get together again soon. I do have some gigs going out that way, so maybe I can have you help me again. All right, All right, buddy. All right. Well, tell mom and dad I said hey, and you guys and you have a wonderful night, bud.
Speaker 7:All right, you guys don't have too much fun.
Speaker 1:We'll try not to bud.
Speaker 7:We'll see you, jonathan. Bye, see you All right, bye, buddy, bye.
Speaker 1:All right, that was my buddy Danny. All right, that was my buddy danny. Um, like I said, the main, the the main, like inspiration for tim, and I don't, like I just want to say this straight up, dude, you know I don't do it. I don't do it to make fun of it.
Speaker 1:yeah, we don't mean that it's just a character, um, that people enjoyed, and well, I mean how people, even there for a while, hired us to fucking do their commercials with him.
Speaker 1:That's true, yeah, and I know we've talked about Dan, but now you actually get to hear him. Dan's a very he's a very good dude, very giving dude. You don't have to worry about what's on his mind because he does not fucking hide it at all. So, um, we ran into a lot of ladies over the weekend and he was like man, she, he pretty good looking, and I'm like, I'm like, dude, say something. You know, like I told him, I'm like, dude, say something, bro. And and he's like I said, the one thing that you learn as you get older and what's crazy is me and John are married, so we don't really have to fucking worry about it. But if I wasn't married, like, say, something happened between me and my wife and I wasn't married and where I was out on the dating scene again, ask, just ask a woman, ask them out, who gives a shit? The worst they can say is no.
Speaker 1:Yeah them out who gives a shit. The worst they can say is no. Yeah, that's one thing I'd like to tell 15 year old me. Ask them, ask, just ask. The worst they're gonna tell you is no, you know like, it's not. They're not gonna fucking like chew your ass out. Yeah, it might be embarrassing if they tell you know who gives a shit. Fucking like. As you get older, all that stuff goes to the wayside. Now you say whatever the fuck you want, that's what it is. You're getting older. I love getting older, to the fact that I don't really have a lot of censorship anymore.
Speaker 5:I just say what I want you know, what's crazy is that for us older people like we, we wouldn't give a shit. But you know, younger men like you are really afraid, or that's a thing we did. We had that, yeah, and it's even more so now in a social, digital age you don't know whether they got a dick in them pants.
Speaker 5:Well, that and it's a. It's a. Not only is it afraid of being rejected, but a lot of girls will like, fucking put that interaction on social media and just humiliate these people. So it's like, oh my god, you're asking me and you know what's crazy and that just deters people from fucking one we were scared back in the day and that was just hearsay.
Speaker 1:It was like, yeah you, you'd be part of a gossip chain, you find out right and you just be like what, you know that it'll pass.
Speaker 5:But like this nowadays is like women and girls will just like sit there and just berate men for even approaching them, and it's like then they record it and then they put it on their fucking socials, on tiktok and snap, and then they wonder why they can't find decent dudes see, and that's why I love watching the whatever podcast I don't know if you ever have.
Speaker 1:I've heard of it, yeah, yeah, where the guy like he's got a beard and shit and he's asking these women oh yeah, women, the one. I love watching the whatever podcast I don't know if you ever have I've heard of it, yeah, yeah, where the guy like he's got a beard and shit and he's asking these women oh yeah. The one guy is like Andrew.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the one guy is like well, you're sitting there selling your find a little like a little snips.
Speaker 1:I watch that shit all the time yeah.
Speaker 5:Because he puts do he puts these only fans, girls on fucking blast and these entitled fucking of girls who think they're.
Speaker 1:You know it's like all you provide is your pussy and you don't bring anything to the table and his wife his wife actually backs him up and shit right and he's got good points and it's like sometimes I think he goes a little far sometimes, but for the most part I think he's right.
Speaker 5:The guy who moderates it is right on the money with a lot of the shit oh, the guy that's behind the laptop. Yeah, that guy who moderates it is right on the money with a lot of the shit oh, the guy that's behind the laptop and shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that guy Andrew is more hardcore. He's hardcore.
Speaker 5:He's way on the one side, Dude he was hitting Nala Ray up.
Speaker 1:Did you see that? Uh-uh Okay. Do you know who Nala Ray is? I think so. She's the ooh-woo, oh, ooh-woo, and she used to be an OnlyFans porn actress. She was heavy into porn, made a lot of money, but now she's a reformed OnlyFans girl that turned Christian. She went on that show and I think she went on that show expecting them to be like good for you, but Andrew tore her ass apart.
Speaker 2:Dude, if you want to, that's a good one. I want to see that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Whatever, podcast with Nala Ray and andrew nala ray is it nala?
Speaker 5:yeah yeah, well, the first versus nala's husband heated debate on feminism.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I love this I think that, uh, christianity is inundated with feminist and feminist ideology, and I have a huge amount of proof that feminists use massive corporations in order to fund their infiltration into Christian churches. They actually allocate a huge amount of funding for this. So why? You see LGBTQ pastors, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I don't think you would disagree that that's true. The two points of contention that I had with Nala this evening was because of this feminist invasion.
Speaker 1:you also see she's all the way to the right she's right to the right. That's her husband right there.
Speaker 6:Rather than coming to the religion and the faith itself from a form of humility and repentance and trying to come to the faith the correct way, instead they're infiltrating and using it as a shield from any form of criticism. So that was the first contention that we had. And then the second contention that we had was over the idea of submission. What submission means? She thought that because I said that the man has not only the last say, but doesn't actually need to make justifications to his wife or significant other, that that somehow equated to slavery. And so, yeah, I wanted your takes on both those things.
Speaker 10:So I would definitely agree with you just on the fact that you know, church has definitely been more watered down, that's I mean you have one side of the religious Christians who don't actually have a relationship with God but point fingers at all the people who do have a relationship with God. And also a big part of that is it's so quick for them to point out somebody else's sin but rather justify their own sin.
Speaker 1:And then also within that. I also go down to that one right there.
Speaker 6:Yeah someone donated two hundred dollars bs. Do not talk about fruits of the spirit if you did not give back all of that money.
Speaker 11:Can I please talk on?
Speaker 9:this wait. Do you still have question? Really quick do you? Still have someone. Thank you for the tts. Do you still have your lamborghini?
Speaker 11:no, I don't. I sold everything. I sold my house, I sold my car, I sold all the designer things I had if you wanted to throw the lambo my way, I'll take a lambo I will also take a lambo for free on this topic, so many people are
Speaker 11:like you're not christian unless you give back all the money. Let me break down the money for you. So, number one, I was living in California while I was making this money. California is ridiculously insane. Onlyfans takes what 20%. Onlyfans takes 25% of what you make Are you shitting me.
Speaker 5:Onlyfans takes a quarter of what you fucking make. That's insane. That's insane.
Speaker 1:And you know what's crazy is? These women are bringing home 50, 60, 100 000 a month.
Speaker 5:This site is making money, hand over fist for what? Doing nothing? Providing a platform now?
Speaker 11:well, I won't say that, I won't say anything didn't matter how much of what I made my gross income that got. So my gross income got taxed 25, so 25 of that got taken out. Then the tax I pay in california, then the creator people that I was with took 50. The agency took 50 of what I made. So you're left with all of that, whatever's left out of all of that taxed. It's not like I just got $9 million. All of that got taxed three ways and then whatever was left got sent to me. So, and no, you do not. You are not required. In nowhere in the Bible does it say so. There was this one man that Jesus told the soul sell all his belongings to and follow him. There was one man that is not a stipulation for all Christians to sell everything that you have and then go follow Christ. If Christ told me to sell everything which I've already sold everything and follow him, I will. However, giving up all your money is not a requirement to be able to.
Speaker 5:I think people are missing the point of that parable of selling your possessions. To follow Christ, it's to cleanse yourself of any material possession. So you have a clear mind as you.
Speaker 1:I'll stick with a cloudy mind and keep all my shit Me too.
Speaker 11:Follow Christ. So if you're not a Christian or you are a Christian and you're saying this, you need to get that out of your head, Because if God specifically told me, like reached out and told me you know what you need to be homeless in order to follow me, because if that was true, then the clergy, you know, would be fucking broken shit too.
Speaker 1:But you're seeing fucking like Joel Osteen and a bunch of other fucking.
Speaker 5:I can't stand any of those guys yeah.
Speaker 1:But look how rich they are, right and shit dude, pretty much yeah. The gemstones dude, yep, the gemstones dude. Where's the part?
Speaker 5:where, like Andrew, lays into her God, it's not.
Speaker 1:Dude, she must be on a couple of these. She used to be on the old.
Speaker 11:Like she was on there when she was born, Selling about did I not just admit that like, yeah, what do you have a problem with?
Speaker 6:any, but by any metric. That's prostitution. What are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 11:okay, but like by standards, prostitution is literally standing on the road, getting cars and having sex. What is a prostitute.
Speaker 6:Is it not a prostitute?
Speaker 11:where are you, bro, in your?
Speaker 6:mind, that's. That's that's called hooking, because you're trying to hook somebody to be a John. No, stop bro. Yeah, what is a prostitute?
Speaker 11:A prostitute is someone who goes and stands on the side of the road, gets into somebody's car and has sex for money. That is called a prostitute.
Speaker 5:I paid for her time. I paid for her time and nothing else. Whatever happens is between two consenting adults. I paid for her time and nothing else. Whatever happens is between two consenting adults. I paid for her to leave. Well, we got breakfast. I scrambled those eggs, scrambled them eggs. Yeah, sometimes Andrew really goes ham. Just speaking of people who say they're like convert, like they convert to Christianity because they used to do just to be what about that big fat chick man?
Speaker 5:I was just gonna bring her up dude you should bring her up, the one where she's like well, I like what they want. Like they want a man who makes a million dollars and a six foot two job with a slut or something Is it. I know what they call her. No way Her name. Is that what they called her?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I can't remember dude Like the big chick and everybody goes.
Speaker 5:Andrew goes. So you're trying to tell me you're overweight, lives with your mom, you're looking for a man. She goes. Oh yeah, call me fat, because you're missing the fucking point of what I'm trying to say. You're you're singling out the 0.001 percent of men I don't know if that's, she's one of them, but that's not the same one oh, listen, right here she's one of them, but that's not the same one.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is it right here.
Speaker 9:Rate yourself a 10. Ask everyone to rate themselves on the scale of 1 to 10. So let's do that 10. Kiko. Okay, we'll start with you.
Speaker 8:Go ahead 10. A fat fucking 10. A fat fucking 10?
Speaker 1:a fat you know, what I love is when they did the. Do you ever see the voiceover? Like fucking, they put job of the hud's fucking voice over her when she yes yeah, yes, I've seen that clip.
Speaker 5:I think, oh jobe, dude, the comet, the top comet is yeah, she's a 10 on the Richter scale.
Speaker 4:That's fucking horrible man.
Speaker 1:Well, dude, that is fucking delusional. Dude. You look like Jack Black playing the fatties from Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 5:Dude. She reminds me of oh, more beans. Hey guys, I'm ready to fuck. Oh my God, you want me on top. You better make me curve. No, I'll be on top.
Speaker 1:You better make me cover. No, I'll be on top. By the way, I watched that Mickey Mouse one dude the other night. What South Park? Ha ha Ha ha Dude. I showed Billy yesterday after we got done walking. We were on the way home.
Speaker 4:What does he hear about powder rings, powder rings, ha ha.
Speaker 1:And like every time, every second, he does that ha, ha, ha ha and like every time, every second he does that?
Speaker 5:Listen here, little girl Jadie's getting wet. I make money.
Speaker 4:That makes us look bad. That makes us look bad.
Speaker 1:Dude, I fucking love it.
Speaker 5:That's one of my favorite modern episodes. In the last like 5-6 years there was another one I like Butters Bottom Bitch. Butters Bottom Bitch is so good. Is that another one where butter's bottom bitch, butter's bottom bitch is so good? Is that the one where he gives kisses away? Or, yeah, he becomes a pro, or it comes a pimp pimp that's one of the best I'm saying you don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and then the fucking undercover cop goes through with all the sex yeah he's supposed to bust him before that, but he goes through with him, and then he's like you to bust him before that, but he goes through with him. And then he's like you're arrested for braxadooshy. He's like let me grab a napkin over here, I'll freeze. Steve does it so well. Man, steve fucking quotes it so well.
Speaker 5:We got to take a break.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 5:And we'll be right back. And yeah, you're going to enjoy the soothing sounds of the Beatles. Yeah, you're going to enjoy the soothing sounds of the Beatles. Cheerio Chops.
Speaker 4:Cheerio, I'm only asking for a few touches, all right me. Penis, oh yeah, when we're naked, I think you'll understand. Oh yeah, when we make it, why don't you use your hand? I want you to use your hand, won't you just use your hand? Oh, say to me, you wanna touch my little man? Oh yes, when you breathe, you make him fucking stand. I want you to use your hand. Won't you just use your hand? And when you touch it with your finger tips, then I don't need you to use your delectable little lips and your hips, just touch on my tip.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, there is something I don't you understand. Oh yeah, there is something I think you comprehend. Why don't you use your hand? Fuck it, just use your hand, and when you touch it, it will rise to the occasion. All I need is to give you. When you touch it, it will rise to the occasion. All I need is to give you that simple persuasion, invasion and PlayStation. Oh yeah, let me something. You got me feeling all hard. Oh yeah, let me something. You got me feeling all hard. Oh yeah, tell me something. I want to pull that card. Why don't you use your hand? I want you to use your hand. Why don't you use your goddamn motherfucking hands? Thank you for touching me bloody balls.
Speaker 8:Yo, what's up? Welcome back to the Best Freakin' Podcast. It's Every Day with John and Jay baby.
Speaker 1:Listen, you don't keep listening.
Speaker 8:I'm coming over to your house and licking your wife's asshole sticking my tongue up on the dirt button you got that motherfucker, now check it out we are back.
Speaker 4:what's up all the way from london? Oh you killer tofu.
Speaker 1:So I can't breathe, I can't breathe, I can't breathe, let it be, but I can't breathe.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm going to kick your butt. Oh, I know what I was going to ask All right founders, I'm ready to fuck All right founders, I'm ready to fuck Question Fenders, I'm ready to fuck. Question. Have you played the new NCAA football? Is that out yet?
Speaker 1:What's today? Today is the 7th or 8th. It came out yesterday, yesterday. It came out yesterday for three-day early release for the. Mvp holders oh okay.
Speaker 5:Technically, thursday is when my copy okay, I didn't know if this was like everybody could play it yet, or is it just like early release, but I'm not going to be able to go get it until fucking saturday or so I decided to look because I'm I'm big on presentation in this game. It's a huge thing to me, and I decided to look up ohio state's presentation did they change anything or is it a little same?
Speaker 1:it's it's.
Speaker 5:They didn't change a whole lot. Come on, man, um, you want me, just you want me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's watch. Okay, I don't know if you want me to spoil it or yes, I am. Ah Buckeye curious.
Speaker 5:So there's a couple of them One's for like a night game, one's for like Let me see.
Speaker 8:What's this one? So I'll just play this one.
Speaker 1:Oh, the first game of the year's gonna be a tough game that's gonna suck I mean, isn't?
Speaker 5:archie manning fucking starting yeah, well dude he rung his bell in that, in that fucking semi-final game okay, I will say this. I will say this off the rip I. I do like. I like the animations and the and the um. I like the presentation of. I like the presentation of the team select. I think that's pretty good. I think that's an upgrade over last year.
Speaker 12:Here we go Texas versus Ohio State, a rematch of that Cotton Bowl semifinal.
Speaker 5:I get it. I understand that they can't give attention to detail, to everything, but that looks like fucking horse shit. Am I the only person who fucking hates the way the Ohio State band and fucking drum major looks? He looks like he's wearing a sweatshirt and it's the same shit from last year.
Speaker 1:I get it. He borrowed it from one of the cheerleaders dude.
Speaker 5:Am I? I think it is the same fucking. It's the same goddamn texture. It's not. But am I the only person who fucking hates this? It, it's dog shit. It looks horrible. Listen, if you're going to feature the ohio state marching band like that now, if they were just kind of in the background and the team kind of ran through, I could give you a pass. But it's an integral part of Ohio State's presentation pregame and it looks like that. That looks horrible. I fucking hate it.
Speaker 1:I like them coming through the tunnel.
Speaker 5:I will say this this is a good improvement. The lighting.
Speaker 1:Dude, we actually were in that tunnel. Yeah, we were, and it shows the tunnel. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 5:This is good. This looks good.
Speaker 1:The lighting looks really good Because compared to when they came out last year. Yeah, oh dude, oh dude, yeah, I like that too. Look at those chuds. Yeah, but look how good it looks.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it looks good, like the lighting and the.
Speaker 1:They're doing the OHIO animations. Yeah, they're doing that. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 12:Okay that's good. So you got Ryan Day. It looks like fucking Ryan Day.
Speaker 5:It's supposed to be Ryan Day, so they actually licensed the coaches. I think they got like 50 coaches To give their likeness to the game, so ryan day is one of them we'll be able to tell which ones weren't as we'll see, the number one team of the country so those are the bad duties.
Speaker 5:Like, if it didn't have that fucking logo in the center of it, I don't think I would have hated the band as much as I do hate the drum major. I could actually look past the band because I mean, like I said, I get it. They can't sit there and give attention to detail to everything. But in my defense it's that if you're gonna feature the script ohio and the marching in the in the major, you got to put a little more effort into that shit. Fucking Michigan gets. You know all that. You know. Michigan's band doesn't look that bad, so I wouldn't look at their stuff too.
Speaker 1:I do like that. That looks awesome. Oh, and I will give okay.
Speaker 5:So the sounds in this game are really good, because I'm watching some gameplay, like the dynamic sounds are really good and I will give EA credit they got and I'll show you that here in a second. They got Ohio State's first down like marching band sound, correct that? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da, da da da da, da, da da, da da da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da.
Speaker 4:Supposed to be. It's technically like the one where they get like a tackle for a loss or a sack, but they're using it for the third down sound. I could forgive that, because it's what's that one dude? Um, it's like the dead dead, dead, dead, dead, dead dead dead, dead, dead dead.
Speaker 5:It's like the. Uh. Oh yeah, that's technically what they use for like tackles for losses and and sacks, but I can forgive it, so it's okay. Oh, there's one more thing. Like when the fight song plays, they did add this, which I thought was a nice touch.
Speaker 12:See if I can right team can Ranked team the Ohio State Buckeyes. So, listen NBA Sports College Football. I'm Chris Fowler here with Kirk Herbstreit. Let's get this thing underway.
Speaker 5:That's fucking good. That's awesome. They put that they went Ohio. So during the I didn't even catch that the first time, yeah.
Speaker 12:On the defense and stings. So the offense comes up now in first down thanks to that costly penalty from the shotgun. It's a handoff.
Speaker 4:I wonder how the kicking is so.
Speaker 5:they got the first down sound. They got that good so.
Speaker 6:I was like oh, okay.
Speaker 1:So they put a little bit more into it. The way I look at it is it's only up from here. You know they're gonna keep making things, hopefully like making upgrades am I nitpicking abso-fucking-lutely like that bad shit?
Speaker 5:is that considered nitpicking? Well, I think the reason is because because we.
Speaker 1:It's the number one team that we follow. Yeah, it is. It is like no joke. Like john, look around the room there's ohio, state ohio state, ohio state, ohio state. Your whole fucking rooms painted ohio state. I mean, we're we're ohio state fans and my hell, my business is based off of ohio state colors. So, um, I used to not buy shoes unless they were ohio state colors.
Speaker 5:Dude I do look to that. Um, let me talk about the scoreboard. Looks really good like the scoreboard they got down here. That looks really good. The the lighting the lighting in the game looks really. They said it's true time lighting.
Speaker 1:Okay, like the shadows.
Speaker 5:Like the shadows will fall. I noticed that in one gameplay I was watching and I noticed like the shadows would kind of like you know. I was like okay, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 1:They got true to the time lighting, yeah, that's so as the game progresses, it doesn't stay the same right that is amazing.
Speaker 5:I noticed the shadows kind of creep in at certain points in the game, depending on what time you start the game. That's, that's a cool little feature. I like that. Um, everything looks Honestly. The defense looks better. Remember how like there was absolutely no defense In last year's game. The defense looks a little bit better, looks a little bit more coherent. I think the defense looks a little bit more coherent. The game looks like it plays a little slower, which I actually kind of don't mind, so that way defenses Can kind of like get it shit together. So it's like playing defense was just out of the question in this in last year's game. But um it, if I could make a request for next season, sister, adding you know more sounds they need to do hang on sloopy between the third and fourth quarters. That's what my wish list is for next year.
Speaker 1:That and work on the uniforms yeah, the uniforms.
Speaker 5:they need to get those a little better, dude, if they can at least get the drum major to fucking white.
Speaker 5:Listen, I would be okay if they just took the logos off, like they just took the Ohio State logo off. It just had just the colors, like the red and the white top with the pants. That's okay, I can forgive that, and even the band pants, that's okay, I can forgive that. It even the bad. Just get rid of the logo, because that's to me, that's what triggers me, it's just having that fucking logo just slapped.
Speaker 1:You know it'd be a lot better if it was just a leaf. I would take something like that, something subtle something subtle is the ohio state logo is just generic, though. I just don't like it.
Speaker 5:I mean, it's over, it's all over everything though it, but in no way, shape or form, does ohio state have the logo anywhere on their fucking unis, on the ohio state marching bands uniforms, and it's like you. They slap it right on their fucking chest. It's just like come on. So I don't know if you've seen this, though, though. So Metallica let their song Enter Sandman for the Gamecocks, and they have that in the game now, and it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1:Really, yeah, let's see that.
Speaker 5:Dude, it's sweet as fuck dude.
Speaker 1:So, metallica, let them use it, yeah, yeah oh, that's not south carolina virginia tech. I don't know what else they get. Virginia tech college football 26 virginia v-i-R, v-i-r.
Speaker 8:Virgin with I Virgin Tech.
Speaker 5:I spelled it wrong still.
Speaker 1:Oh, there you go Right. There it is the top one, the top one.
Speaker 5:This is the road to glory mode. This is like the first person mode. Let me find the actual in-game one.
Speaker 3:That's all so good I could just play as Virginia Tech just for this.
Speaker 1:I love the Hokies dude. I used to play with them all the time.
Speaker 3:I don't they were some of the best hit-sticking ever Virginia Tech Hokies. Along with David Pollock and Jesse Palmer, I'm Reese Davis with another presentation of EA Sports College football. Let's take a step back and enjoy. Enter Sandman. It's fucking dope.
Speaker 1:I like how it sounds like it's in the stadium too right.
Speaker 5:Oh, they're booing the fuck out of him. Isn't that awesome dude? Fucking crowd singing it.
Speaker 1:Dude, that's badass. I got chills, dude, that gave me fucking chills.
Speaker 5:I just want to play as Virginia Tech dude Just for that alone, and I'll watch that every time I play, because that that is perfect button and skip it that's perfect. I mean you'd watch it once a day.
Speaker 1:I mean are you gonna, no, I probably wouldn't, I'd watch it like for big games like say like it gets a rival like dude. Take virginia tech to the fucking. Yeah, it gets virginia or something, title or yeah I would.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna play that every time we're gonna play home. If you got a home playoff game, yeah, I'm going to play that. But if it's just like a day game against the Citadel.
Speaker 1:That's what I used to do. I used to change uniforms. I'd change them to the all black fucking Buckeye uniforms.
Speaker 5:So like Virginia Tech. That was perfect to me, so if I was a Virginia Tech fan, I'd be very happy with that. There was another licensed um. There's another uh, uh licensed song for a team and I can't remember. I think it was for Darude, darude, sandstorm, darude, uh yeah.
Speaker 1:Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, I think it is South Carolina, because I think they use that playstation playstation, playstation play up, it is south carolina game teammates look to them.
Speaker 12:Coaches are counting coverage team. They bring them back as they get set for this matchup here tonight oh no, they.
Speaker 5:They use the Ric Flair thing, I don't know what it says.
Speaker 1:South Carolina Gamecocks use it. Yeah, it says South Carolina Gamecocks college football team uses Sandstorm as a pregame and in-game hype song.
Speaker 12:There it is. The Gamecocks will kick this team to start us off.
Speaker 5:Okay. Yeah, I played it a little bit, a little bit, but yeah, that's just a small sampling of some of the shit they put in this year's game.
Speaker 1:So that's why I last year, I think I was more upset with things, because they're like yeah, we measured the exact measurement of the fucking Gator head in Florida.
Speaker 5:But I'm just jealous Because you know Penn State got the fucking. You know current craft, whoa. And I was like, oh, that looks awesome.
Speaker 1:And I'm so jealous On ours. They did the OHIO yeah. It was OHIO.
Speaker 5:I mean, I guess Ohio State's more steeped in kind of tradition, which you know is cool, but it's like I don't know. I get jealous of like Virginia Tech having Edder Sandman and shit. By the way, metallica was just in, I think, blacksburg and they played that as their last song for the stadium. It was actually pretty cool too. I saw Ozzy. No, not for Ozzy, no, I saw Ozzy. Oh yeah, ozzy's last show.
Speaker 1:People are like it's the last time you'll ever play Mama. I'm coming home. It's not dead yet. Close.
Speaker 3:Thank you so much. Metallica appreciates you. Thank you, good night.
Speaker 1:Like well, did we forget? We always do that, Did we?
Speaker 5:forget something.
Speaker 1:Only the most popular fucking song you ever made. I said good night.
Speaker 8:I said goodnight.
Speaker 5:It'd be funny if he actually did leave. I'd laugh my ass off. But y'all missing something, something.
Speaker 8:I think we're missing something. Yes, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's Lars, he doesn't like this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, lars is getting pissed. I'm playing this Napster all over again. It's cool, like college kids are still like. That just keeps metallica alive, I suppose. But dude, there's what's up. I don't know if you saw this or not.
Speaker 1:I got music, by the way.
Speaker 5:Real quick Speaking of Jason Momoa. Did you see him moshing at Ozzy's last show?
Speaker 1:No, Dude, you need to watch that fucking movie. I'm not kidding. His comedy chops are fucking great. I love it. Dude, I have more respect for him after watching Minecraft than I ever did before.
Speaker 8:Well, welcome back to the beginning.
Speaker 5:He wouldn't have realized it too much. I don't want to hear you Shut up, asshole.
Speaker 1:Hello Jason Momoa. What a beast. I have so much more respect for this dude.
Speaker 5:It's funny, we were talking about him last week.
Speaker 1:Dude, I love this guy. Dude, I love this guy just skipping around, because he's just a big, fucking monster he had security with him.
Speaker 5:But dude, they got like fucking law. I saw a longer why was ozzy oz.
Speaker 5:I saw him in a longer clip where, uh, he went down for pantera, set into the crowd and he had two. Like I guess they're secure. They look like kids follow him. Like who's gonna do security for jason bebeau? Like the dude isn't, he has his own security. Like he is, he has his own security. But I thought we were talking about jason bebeau last week. I'm like dude, I gotta bring that up on the podcast. Listen. If I didn't like this guy before, this guy just went up like 10 notches in my I agree, 100% Okay.
Speaker 5:This dude is the coolest motherfucker ever I watched.
Speaker 1:Minecraft and I loved him then and now like I love it here. Before I didn't give a shit. He's Aquaman.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Whatever Fucking get lost, right, but dude, now like watching him do this. And then Minecraft, awesome, right. All right, got some bands to check out um. First one is called pale face swiss I've heard of these guys have you really yes?
Speaker 5:I remember them being good, if I remember correctly these guys are fucking nasty, bro.
Speaker 1:I don't really have a song to choose from, so it's whatever you want flashing lights.
Speaker 8:I'd like to see these guys live. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:It's like Billy Idol on fucking crack.
Speaker 8:It does.
Speaker 5:That reminds me of the video from Slaughter to Prevail no.
Speaker 1:Or no Suicide, Silence.
Speaker 5:Suicide Silence yeah. Where they're getting shot yeah, I love that video.
Speaker 1:You only live once.
Speaker 5:All right, my instinct is to turn this up, but I can't turn it up.
Speaker 8:Shut the fuck up, that's nasty.
Speaker 1:That is sick. Oh, they even slowed it down even more.
Speaker 5:That is stanky.
Speaker 1:Fucking gritty dude. Oh my god, no way he's throwing up. They love fucking teasing this shit, man.
Speaker 8:Give it to me, baby, in this shit, man, Give it to me baby, Please don't hurt me.
Speaker 4:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:This one. You can't get any harder dude.
Speaker 5:My face is stuck in steak mode.
Speaker 1:I love that. I love it when Joe does that shit, that fucking nasty choppy shit. I wish we'd do it more. Just chonky. I tried to talk him into it when we were practicing and shit. I'm like dude, I love that. Then he keeps going to the other stuff. I'm like, no, I love that. Then he keeps going to the other stuff. I'm like, no, that, Go back.
Speaker 5:Dude, that was so good.
Speaker 2:I've heard these guys before, but I've never liked this, so this one is a little different.
Speaker 1:I don't like this Pretty awesome though it's called, that's Nathan James, james or it's Nathan James. I've heard of Nathan James. Tickets to your downfall and this is against MGK, because MGK pissed this guy off.
Speaker 5:Uh, this guy has another really good song too.
Speaker 8:I'm your wound that never heals. I'm the side effects you feel, but just split you like a pill. So come a little closer. I've got something to tell you. Come here. You've messed with the wrong motherfucker.
Speaker 5:So FDK is is gonna get dissed at two different genres of music this one might not ruin his shit, but still awesome if you test me alone, will you soon be forgiven those suckies on your ass?
Speaker 8:I know you ain't livin' the blink of an eye. It's the time to be kissin'. Better bring a couple bodyguards to your bidding. Send all your men and you will still be unnumbered. Quick fade to the heaven. It's a permanent slumber. Maybe better off calling from an unknown number and talking all your fucking shit while you're hiding under the covers. Who the fuck do you think you are?
Speaker 1:dude. This is straight up just saying fuck you, calling you out dude. That is. There is nothing.
Speaker 5:Nothing about this song, even yeah, I don't know man, that's fucking awesome, isn't it going after MGK like low-hanging fruit? At this point, though, I still like it. Oh, I do too.
Speaker 1:You know like yeah, I guess, but I'd like, but MGK can fucking come after you as well. I mean, mgk can spit dude come after you as well.
Speaker 5:I mean MGK can spit dude. This is the song I got on my playlist. Oh, I've heard this.
Speaker 8:Silver Surfer, I fucking love this guy, not that Born from the underground. Three quick puff, quick puffs up, blow your whole house down.
Speaker 5:Call me the hangman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is a song I've heard of his, so dude, Okay. So another thing I didn't talk about I went to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, dude, I can't believe we glossed over that part.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm telling you what Is that the first time you've ever been there. I've never been there before. Oh okay, have you been there? Have you been there?
Speaker 5:oh yeah yeah, I kind of figured you would. Oh yeah, I've been there a few times uh, first time I've ever been there.
Speaker 1:Um, what was kind of cool is, dude, we were a half hour from canton. I was like I was like dan, dude, let's go to the pro football hall of fame. Like it's fucking half hour away. It's 50 a ticket to do to do the museum, okay, but well worth every goddamn penny. I took shit, tons of pictures. So, yeah, yeah, um. So we, you know, we went on the. My favorite part was walking through the bronze heads. That was the best part. The bus and stuff. Yeah, you know what I thought? What's the first thing you think of walking into that room?
Speaker 5:Oh fucking, return to Oz.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's what. I said I was like Queen Mumby and they're about to start screaming yes, jesus.
Speaker 5:Oh, stop, stop. I fucking hate that part. It's one of the oh.
Speaker 1:When all the heads start screaming.
Speaker 5:Yes, fucking, oh man.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought of when I walked in there. Yes, 100%, Seeing the heads of all the greats, like John Madden and fucking Dan Marino. I was like ice toners.
Speaker 5:I'll win a Super Bowl. You gave Joe.
Speaker 4:Namath, you did it for.
Speaker 5:Namath, he was coming here anyway, I'll win an Emmy as a broadcaster. That's the spirit.
Speaker 1:I'm also a Jets fan.
Speaker 5:You're a good devil, Dad. I'm also a Jets fan.
Speaker 1:Which, of course, adam Sandler movie in New York of course Right right. But we had a blast there Fucking so many fucking sites to see. I don't want to go through them all because just because we, like you know, we're probably pressing for time, yeah, we are.
Speaker 1:Um, then after that, what was kind of cool is my, my uncle, my godfather, lives. Tori's dad, my cousin Tori, okay, lives in Canton, north Canton, okay. So I called him when we got out to the truck and I was like, hey, what's up, man, you know like, um, I'm in canton. Didn't know what you were up to, didn't know whether you want to get together. He's like, yeah, just drink your coffee in my house, you just want to come here. I was like, yeah, okay, so we go to his house fucking in a cul-de-sac I mean, it's just a beautiful house, okay, three mercedes-benz in the fucking driveway, because he's a retired fucking surgeon, only only.
Speaker 1:But dude, is like his one. He's like, yeah, this is my toy and my toy is my mustang. Sure, and sitting next to this is just like ridiculously horrible, but his toy is this fucking mercedes convertible with a hard top and the fucking trunk opens and the hard top slips in and folds down over the window and and it folds and all like, just sleek as fuck, but just cool. Didn't get to see him like driving it or nothing, but went into his house and dude, this is where I gave Danny a little bit of shit and I'm just like dude, damn dude. When you go to somebody's house, you act a certain way. You act respectable. You don't do stuff that you would do normally at your house. Danny doesn't have that part to tell him.
Speaker 5:Doesn't have that part.
Speaker 1:yeah, that like you know. So we're going through the kitchen and Danny leans on the counter, his marble countertop. Like Danny just leans on it like this, like I'm like, like, like almost, and I tried to tell sarah to kind of compare, shallow, how, when his, when he looks back, and you know like when, when he's sitting with her dad and he looks back and she's bent over on the fucking yeah that's what danny was doing, um, not as sexually though.
Speaker 1:But I'm like, dude, come on, man, don't do that. You know it's not your house. You can't just slum around on shit, dude, you know, act accordingly. So, um, but my uncle was really cool.
Speaker 1:Um, we ended up going to a place called varieties in north canton. It's really good actually. They had a great salad bar. Reminded me of east of of East of Chicago's oh, I love it. So they had, because they had chicken noodle soup and they had cheddar broccoli soup on the salad bar and they also had cottage cheese, a bunch of fruit. Fucking. Salad was fresh. It was awesome. Everything was great. So many, dude. I've never seen so many salad toppings to put on your salad in my life. But it was an old Denny's that went out of business and they repurposed it as a really good eatery, but the food was killer. The salad bar was great, so we ended up going there. My uncle paid for it and then we ended up going back, um, back to his house and hung out for a little bit, and then we drove home. But, um, but, dude, it was the hall of fame. I was so fucking excited to be there. I ended up buying a browns hall of fame shirt. Sweet, I wanted something to take home, sure.
Speaker 1:So I got a sports card thing, like so me holding the football, looking like I'm on a sports card oh yeah so they do that well 30 fucking dollars spent there and then bought a brown shirt and what it does is it says the Hall of Fame or whatever. I think it says like 18 or something on the front and it's all the Browns Hall of Famer names are on the back of the shirt. Oh, okay, yeah, and it's in orange brown and shit. It's really cool, sweet, sweet. And then I bought a couple of golf poker Hall of Fame poker chips so that way I can not use it and just have it, I guess. But then on our way home I was like, hey, dan, do you need to stop anywhere and tip in. He's like, yeah, can we go to Goodwill? I was like yeah, let's go. Went to Goodwill, bought my fucking Sony Bravia $28 TV, which is beautiful. That's crazy. They had that Dude $28.
Speaker 5:TV which is beautiful.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. They had that Dude. Did you see my picture of it yesterday? I don't believe, so Let me see here. I'll fucking go, dude, it is crisp man, that's nice man.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm watching Minecraft on there yeah.
Speaker 1:So I bought a fire stick and plugged it right in, you know, and got that ready. And then I bought a shelf for $15 because I ran out of room for my albums, oh yeah, so they've been just sitting on the table. So I'm like, oh, I'll buy that.
Speaker 5:The shelf is $15. I saw you're selling your arcade one-up cabs.
Speaker 1:I am. I got the TMNT one sold, sold that one already. Yeah, dude, dude, it works. Got a modded psp, okay, okay. And at first he was like, oh man, you know when he, when he, because he knows I want to buy the psp. So when he first hit me up I was kind of nervous. I'm like, ah, fuck man, I don't want to trade for it, I want money. You know, like that's what I'm trying to get. He comes up to me and he goes, hey, would you do 350 plus that modded psp? I'm like, fuck yeah, psp is not modded. Or 150, 200, yeah, fuck yeah, I'll do that. He's like, okay, cool, so I'm gonna do, I'm gonna. He's gonna get the turtles one. He's already got the stool. He just don't have the game system. He has the table, oh okay. So he wanted that. And I'm like, okay, um, the mortal, the street fighter, 2-1, sarah, my, my assistant manager, her boyfriend, might be interested in that. I said, well, 400 bucks, there you go. And then, um the more combat.
Speaker 5:How much were those legacy cabs retail?
Speaker 1:um, I looked them up. I didn't look up retail. I didn't pay for them retail. I paid for them at Level Up.
Speaker 5:Well, I mean like, I guess how much are they going for now? Yeah, that would be a better question.
Speaker 1:Okay, so the MK2 one I'm surprised it's still sitting there. The MK2 one is about $600, $700. Really, yes, wow, that's what it's going for on eBay, but it's the Legacy Collection.
Speaker 1:Sure, it's not just a Mortal Kombat, whatever it's got like a whole bunch of fucking different games on it, like all the Mortal Kombats and stuff like that. But like I never played them, they sat in my fucking room. And whichever ones I don't sell, I'm going to raffle off. So when I open level up, I'm going to fucking put them in there as a raffle. So like every ten dollars you spend in the store, dude, you're gonna get a ticket entered in to possibly win one of these fucking systems. That's sweet, yeah, so it's gonna bring a bunch of people.
Speaker 1:I don't think I'm gonna have a problem with getting people in the store when I start, but to keep people coming in and, you know, getting the clients get engaged and stuff yeah because I'm really gonna push that, dude, like I'm gonna push the arcade, you, dude, like I'm going to push the arcade, you know hell, dude, I'm hoping to get people from out of town to be like, hey, I want to come in here and fucking do that.
Speaker 5:So well, we are, we are out of time, so, uh, any departing words this evening.
Speaker 1:Nope, Everybody. Thank you for listening. Really appreciate it. Been talking to Cadence off and on. Saw them at Walmart Okay, Friday or Saturday I think it was Saturday before we left town I saw them at Walmart, Gave Cadence a hug, you know, and saw her mom cruising around on the old hover thing Okay. So just really cool seeing them. I snuck up behind her. Christina stuck my hand right beside her face and said hey, what's up, lady, she goes. You were about two seconds away from getting punched, dude. I didn't know who you fucking were.
Speaker 5:That's fucking funny. She was about to hit me, dude. Yeah, we appreciate everyone who's been around for 180 episodes those two people are probably our two, most of the people. Yeah, thank you for the three people. I'm not sure if Tony still listens or not.
Speaker 1:I haven't talked to him in a while, I know he messaged Dude, when it comes to wrestling stuff, I have no idea. I just let it go.
Speaker 5:Dude, he did that Batista thing with the fireworks. I laughed my ass off. I loved it. That was fucking sweet. I loved it.
Speaker 1:I laughed my ass off.
Speaker 4:I'm like get out of there, Terry, Terry back it up, Terry.
Speaker 5:How many times did we say that when we did our fireworks?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, which I kind of missed. Well, you know what I think we should do. We can do it next year, we should, we will. Hopefully I don't get hired for the campgrounds thing, because I rocked the shit out of that. They're talking about wanting us back there again.
Speaker 5:That's a holler bro, we can make it work. I don't know If Joe goes away every week on the 4th of July, it all depends on what Joe wants to do.
Speaker 1:Well, if he goes away, it's not saying that we can't take it over yeah, we can't do it Well.
Speaker 5:everybody, we appreciate your listenership and we'll see you guys next week. The Judy Fritz Memorial Firewall. Yeah, I like that We'll see you guys next week. I'm John Brickman.
Speaker 1:And I'm Jason Scherger, yay.