It's Everyday with John and Jay

Episode 192: Rankings Mean Nothing, But Our AI Polka About Slavery Apparently Does

• John and Jay • Season 2 • Episode 192

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Rankings don’t win games—habits do. We open with a blunt look at college football’s early-season chaos: hyped teams crumbling, Ohio State punching above expectations on defense, and the looming mental hurdle of beating Michigan. We talk paths to the playoff, why preseason polls distort the story, and how coaching changes can flip a unit’s identity faster than most fans think. It’s equal parts therapy and trash talk, the way only fall weekends can be.

Nostalgia hits fast—System of a Down singalongs, festival folklore, and the strange comfort of old riffs that never got a proper studio day. That’s where the conversation pivots from memory to making. We run our vintage demos through an AI music engine to see what sticks. The model surprises us by catching core motifs, adding its own textures, and turning rough sketches into clean, listenable drafts. Some outputs sound like wrestling menu music, others like alt-rock we might’ve recorded if we’d had better mics and more coffee. The experiment turns into a creative postmortem: what makes a song ours, and how can AI speed trial-and-error without replacing intent?

Then we push the boundaries. We prompt the AI across genres—polka, pop, German industrial—and test how it handles heavy, even taboo topics. Sometimes it refuses, sometimes it reframes, sometimes it leans moral. The tension is real: playful creativity versus ethical responsibility. The most unexpectedly great track? An industrial metal ode to donuts that slaps way harder than it should. That one reminded us that clarity, commitment, and a strong hook beat novelty every time.

We wrap with practical takeaways: AI is a handy pre-production mirror, not a shortcut to meaning. It can reveal which riffs actually carry a song, help shape arrangements, and push us to be more specific as writers. And yes, there’s a business side—papers to sign, a new store coming online, and a growing list of tracks we’re finally ready to finish. If you’re into college football, weird music experiments, and honest shop talk about creativity, you’ll feel at home here.

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What's up? That's it.

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That's it.

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That's the channel. Well, guys, um, hope you enjoyed.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, 192 is in the books. Alright, well, we got nothing to say, so sorry. It's nothing, nothing good. That's it. Ah, we fooled you again. We're still here.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah. Um.

SPEAKER_16:

Glad you're with us here.

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Yes, definitely.

SPEAKER_16:

Hope everyone's weekend was good. Weather was fantastic here in Ohio. It's gonna get cold though. Uh, so hope everyone grab your booties because it's cold out there.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, it's supposed to be, but it's still supposed to be almost 80 tomorrow.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah. So we got a few more days of Tuesday, Monday, Tuesday, relatively decent. Yeah, that's it. And my sinuses are already screaming.

SPEAKER_07:

They're like no screen, screen, he made it. That's all I was thinking I would do.

SPEAKER_16:

Dude, I love, I love that. Oh, never adding story, dude.

SPEAKER_07:

Ah! You fell out in the basket again!

SPEAKER_09:

We uh but we uh we got to hang out a little bit this weekend. Yeah, got to watch uh the Ohio State. Sorry, it's been a long day. Uh got to watch Ohio State, yeah.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, just completely uh skid alive the Golden Gophers of Minnesota.

SPEAKER_09:

Did your fucking your comment? Did your comment was so fucking hilarious? I was telling Sarah about it this morning. The fucking uh rankings of like cutest mascots, I'd say, yeah.

SPEAKER_16:

If I had a rankings of the cutest mascots at college football, Minnesota would rank very highly.

SPEAKER_09:

I said, Yeah, here I'll pull it up. I pulled up. She goes, Oh, that is cute. They do have a really cute uh golden gopher mascot.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, so that's why uh that's why I have no ill will toward Minnesota ever because you know they're they're a perennial mid mid-tier big Ted team, and they have such a cute mascot. Oh, little little dolden gopher, a little gopher. So cute.

SPEAKER_09:

So but like we were discussing, Penn State dropped 100%. Yes, Penn State. Was that from six to out?

SPEAKER_16:

Uh they were eighth, I think, or something. I thought they were six. Well, they they lost to Oregon the week before, so they dropped a little bit, later 11th or something like that. Either way, going from the like near the top 10 to out of the top 25 completely is diabolical. Uh well, that's what happens when you lose to a fucking horrible 0-40.

SPEAKER_09:

Texas started out as number one in the country.

SPEAKER_16:

There was a graphic during the game where it had like the top five AP top five preseason, and all of them, but Ohio State have pretty much fallen off the flace of the dirt. So is what it was uh Texas. They they lost to a pretty bad Florida team. Ohio State was two. They're five and oh, so they're the only team really living up to expectations right now. Uh Penn State, uh, they got Notre Dame. Georgia, George, Georgia, Georgia, uh Clemson. They have like two losses, I think. So basically a lot of the it just goes to show you that rankings mean absolutely dick when it comes to the beginning of the year. So, you know, and honestly, I really think they get they should get rid of it, but we all know they're not going to because having preseason rankings, it just gives people to talk about shit to talk about. What it does that keeps people interested, keeps people engaged. It's like, you know, you can sit here and you can analyze teams in the preseason and say they're bringing back all this talent, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now, who would have thought? So on Texas's point, they have the most hype quarterback coming back, Arch Manning. They're saying he's a Heisman favorite. He's supposed to put up all these gaunty numbers because you know, he's at a Frank, uh, uh a Frank Starkeys in fucking offense, and they're like, Holy shit, this is gonna be Texas reboard. And guess what's happened? Arch Manning is like dog shit. He's not good, you know.

SPEAKER_09:

And I I was I love the AI generated Peyton Manning saying that he was a dude. He's horrible. Yeah, he's a dog.

SPEAKER_16:

Well, let's be real. Okay, so Arch Manning didn't come from Eli or Payon. He came, he was Coop's kid, and we all know like Cooper fucking Manning didn't do shit. So that just goes to show you right there. That dude's just living off his last name. So I'm telling you what, the one thing that we need to do this year is beat Michigan.

SPEAKER_09:

That needs to fucking happen.

SPEAKER_16:

On pap listen, on paper, if you put things side by side, Ohio State really should have no problem with Michigan. But it's just it's getting off that schneid, you know. It's at it's at an armor, and who knows what can happen.

SPEAKER_09:

So it's like Yeah, but we went to Washington and destroyed fucking Washington.

SPEAKER_16:

Washington is a very listen, man, that that that place up there is very a very underrated place to play. It's loud, and those still Seattle fans up there are crazy. So uh Washington's an okay team, you know. They had to come back from 20 to beat Maryland, and Maryland's okay, but you know, people are like, oh, Ohio State doesn't look that oppressive now because Texas has fallen off, and this and that. Looks like what does it matter at the end of the year? If Ohio State even has one loss, they're probably gonna go to the playoffs. So it doesn't so and honestly, Matt Patricia has that defense playing better than last year. Ohio State's defense was the number one rated defense last year, and could you imagine them playing better than last year after they lost all those guys from last year? It just it's it's funny seeing um Knowles going from Ohio State to Penn State, and they got US UCLA put up 42 on him, too. That's bad, that's horrible.

SPEAKER_09:

So in the world of college, I'm so glad we got Patricia, dude. He's so good. He's the guru, they called him the guru.

SPEAKER_16:

You know, and people were really kind of like ho-humming that higher because people because first of all, they have fresh memories of him in his time at Detroit. And he kind of lost the locker room in Detroit. And people said that he he's a toxic, he he brings toxicity to the locker room, and players aren't gonna respect him, which is a great system of a down song. And what song was it? Toxicity. Toxicity, okay.

SPEAKER_08:

Yo! What do you got in the world? How do you own disorder?

SPEAKER_02:

Disorder.

SPEAKER_09:

Some return to second songs on sleep. Disonter, Disonter. I used to listen to that album. The fucking system of a down's nasty. They're good, they're back together again.

SPEAKER_16:

Are they writing? I wish they are they gonna write new music. I hope. That'd be so awesome. I know they they've toured, like I know they've done like the festival stuff, you know, here there, but I wish they I wish they come up with some new music, dude. Like everybody else in hell, everybody else from that time period is Mudvane, fucking like everybody is somebody was showing a video of them in 1998 uh singing sugar.

SPEAKER_09:

God I mushroom people standing around all day. Let your mother pray.

SPEAKER_13:

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do so good, dude.

SPEAKER_09:

System over down. I can do that all day. I love system overdown.

SPEAKER_07:

Sugar. I like all the wild. Some people, some of you, some of you coming at sea.

SPEAKER_09:

So good.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, that that's good shit. I've seen them once. Where'd you see them at?

SPEAKER_09:

Uh Osvest.

SPEAKER_16:

Oh, okay. Well time.

SPEAKER_09:

Osvest in 07 or 06, one of those two.

SPEAKER_16:

Okay. Be cool if they bring Osvest back.

SPEAKER_09:

Like they're supposed to, but fucking dude. I've been hearing rumors of Osvest coming back with. But they got, I mean, like Did you see? Did you get my uh thing I sent you?

SPEAKER_16:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_09:

And your messenger? Hanneby's fucking for uh warp tour. Oh yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_16:

Hannibal's gonna be on warp tour. Dude, I'm glad that those girls are kind of starting to blow up a little bit. And it's it's awesome to see because those those girls are talented, their shit's awesome. I hope they like I hope they could come around here. That'd be kind of sweet to go see them. Maybe not. I don't want to go to a festival.

SPEAKER_09:

I want to see them in like a like a venue, like a you think Asian chicks pussies smell like like sushi or anything.

SPEAKER_14:

I don't know. Uh maybe that's where they get the term.

SPEAKER_09:

If it smells like fish, it's a dish because it's like Asian chicks.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, yeah. I mean, sushi is considered like a delicacy.

SPEAKER_09:

You know what I like about Asian chicks? Is because usually normal women have to squint when they look at my dick. But Asian chicks will always squin. It's just a built-in feature. So I'm like, oh, that's just her looking at it. I don't have to worry about nothing.

SPEAKER_16:

So it works out. We can become passport bros.

SPEAKER_09:

What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_16:

It's passport bros a term for uh a Westerner who goes off to China or Japan seeking uh uh Asian bride. Or they just go and they just go fuck Asian women because there's like a huge there's like a huge thing for Western men in the Japanese culture and in the east Asia.

SPEAKER_09:

They they like they love Western men, so they they want to love you on time, it's because we shave our shit down there for the most part.

SPEAKER_16:

Uh yeah, they're they're all about it.

SPEAKER_09:

So come on and ride Mount Bougie, baby.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, I love you one time.

SPEAKER_19:

The view the I uh like Sylvester Sallone banging her. Yeah, uh Mooshu Chicken. Adrian son, it's you and oh, you uncle fucking my wife any time of it.

SPEAKER_07:

I watch it from corner and I joke off while you fuck her with big American penis.

SPEAKER_16:

No blurry your penis are very, very large, mine penis very very small. My wife loves big American penis. I stand in corner and I watch.

SPEAKER_09:

Can you bring bring one of those uh negros over?

SPEAKER_16:

Can you bring uh a negro sand over over here and I watch big big black cockary fucking my wife and I big smile on my face while it happens and then you then you spread all over chester and you wreak it off then I wreak it off and then I wreak it off? It would be good time and then we uh ghost the karaoke. Oh, it tastes like fried chicken! Then we go still karaoke two backer together, we go sing we sing biggie smolger, biggie smaller, smolgery sing ebony and ivory rice, man. I don't think this is an accurate representation of the Asia culture. Oh hell it ain't right on the money.

SPEAKER_09:

I would I'm not kidding, man. There's so many fucking like I don't know. My I I am so fucking hardcore attracted to fucking Asian chicks, it's ridiculous. And um, I don't know what it is. I really don't, man.

SPEAKER_16:

Is it there like perceived innocence, or is it just that they will obey?

SPEAKER_09:

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's just a like culture thing, or maybe it's the fact that they seem like I don't know, man. Like, you know, I got I guess kind of like their high-pitched voices kind of get me. Oh I don't know.

SPEAKER_16:

It's interesting that they have like they in Japan they have like a serious, serious issue with uh uh childbirth and stuff, so like the the childbirth ratio is gone way down.

SPEAKER_09:

Because the dudes don't fuck their wives, dude. They just fucking uh like they said it's it's normal for a guy to be a virgin up till he's 40. Fuck that. What fuck you man? You ever heard of meowko though, though, dude?

SPEAKER_14:

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_09:

Okay, look up meowko, man. This is a Japanese like fucking oh man, meowko.

SPEAKER_15:

How do you smell that?

SPEAKER_09:

M-E-W. Just like meow ko.

SPEAKER_15:

Meowko. Yeah. C O.

SPEAKER_09:

K-O.

SPEAKER_15:

Oh, KO.

SPEAKER_09:

This chick is so fucking high, dude.

SPEAKER_15:

Oh, this girl right here?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I love this chick, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

She's like, in Japan. You get the Japanese woman. Well, fuck you. Yeah, I watch her set, dude.

SPEAKER_09:

I like when she goes like the fucking when she does a high-pitched Japanese voice, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, yeah. She's like, oh yeah, you know, when she's like saying shit like it, like I love it, man. Yeah, dude, I've watched her shit, man.

SPEAKER_09:

Her or I watched, was it Jun Li? Um, which she's a Korean pop star slash is it J-U-E-N-N, maybe? J-U-E-N. Juja Lee. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16:

No, that's that's not it.

SPEAKER_09:

It was like fucking Harold.

SPEAKER_16:

J-U-E-N. J-U-E-N. Oh, there she is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, I'm fucking hugely attracted to it. She's uh like a cheerleader for one of the Korean baseball teams. Oh, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_16:

Oh, my pin-that's a girl to a minus size.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, she's fucking hot, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, I can see like she's a cheerleader right here. I like Japanese women more than Korean, though.

SPEAKER_09:

I like what I don't really care. Uh you have no preference either? No. I I the only one I like. Oh, somebody was comparing what a Chinese woman and a Japanese woman would do. Like a Japanese woman would like be really submissive and really nice to you.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Till you're about to die. Yeah, then they leave your ass. She'd shove your ass into the water.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Whereas a Chinese woman would bitch at you all to the all day. Oh, yeah. But when you're when you're down and out, she would rub your feet and shit. She'd be loyal to you until the end.

SPEAKER_07:

Why why you don't bring home loan? Why don't you don't bring home? You bring home money. Why you don't bring money home? You worthless. That's what a Chinese woman would be. Why you're so worthless?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, I think she's hot as fuck. All them cheerleaders for the baseball team are fucking smoke.

SPEAKER_16:

I I do like Korean women, but I I don't know. I give a I have more of an affitty for Japanese.

SPEAKER_09:

I think it's Chinese. Japanese is like higher class Asian women.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

You know, where Koreans kind of like, which one are we talking about? Is it north or south?

SPEAKER_16:

The good one or the bad one.

SPEAKER_09:

And then Chinese is like Philippines and Chinese are kind of like the low end. It's like you could do better.

SPEAKER_16:

There's a woman similar to that that Japanese woman you showed me, but she's from the Philippines, and she'll she teaches like Western men how to how to get Filipino women. It's like, what? You just show them your fucking visa? Or your not only your visa card, but your visa.

SPEAKER_09:

Give her a five-dollar bill, she'll shit her pants. She actually knows the exchange rate's ridiculous. I know, right?

SPEAKER_16:

Well, if you don't want to catch fucking hepat, you know, hepatitis or some sort of venereal disease. Or or or lady boys, you gotta watch out for the lady boys, too.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, you'll fuck out my wife a good. So five Filipino pesos is eight cents of American money. Holy shit. So you go over there with five bucks, it's like Euro trip. I buy my own hotel.

SPEAKER_14:

I buy my own hotel.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh yeah, you'll fucking my wife a good. We put it on porn hubber. It's 289 Filipino pesos for five bucks.

SPEAKER_16:

Speaking of porn, so yes, Ohio passed a law to where now you have to age ID yourself now. So you remember back in the day, like when you go to a port site, it'll say, Are you 18? And you just click, yeah, sure, I'm 18. In Ohio, you can no longer do that.

SPEAKER_09:

You have to actually put your ID number in.

SPEAKER_16:

You have to actually upload your fucking and I feel really uncomfortable doing that. I don't know, that's just me. I don't really like port sites having my information actually having my ID on file.

SPEAKER_09:

Dude, did you oh oh okay, so I just saw though the Oregon duck on my my news feed. Did you ever see the Oregon duck running for his life? Please tell me you did.

SPEAKER_16:

I no, he had his he got his head knocked off or something.

SPEAKER_09:

No, not that one. It it was uh it was their entrance into the stadium, yeah. And it looked like the Oregon duck was running for his life because their fucking fireworks going off right behind him. See if we can find it, dude. It is the funniest shit. Legs moving like a motherfucker, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

I think it's from his losing his head, I think. I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, let's watch that it wasn't that okay. Like mascot. What is it? I don't know, running, running for its life? I don't know. That's what it that's what it said. Here come the Oregon Ducks! Yes, watch this.

SPEAKER_13:

This is sort of the national title game against us, too.

SPEAKER_16:

I think so. See, Oregon ranks up there with the cute mascot, like their top five cute mascot. I love the duck, I think it's funny. I liked how they used Donald Duck at one point in time, right? It kind of resembles Donald Duck, kind of does look a lot like Donald Duck. I mean, I think Disney may have an issue with that. I haven't said shit yet. Nike just pays them off. Nike just pays them off, yeah. That's right. Uh, but yeah, Oregon ranks high in my uh cute college mascot, top, you know, you know, top 25. So yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

So does the Purdue Boilermaker guy.

SPEAKER_16:

I like the Purdue. Oh my god, dude. Uh I'd have to say husky, you know, the Huskies, you know, it's a cute little dog, you know, doggy. I like Husky. The Volunteers. The Volunteers, yeah. They got a little puppy. Yeah, they got that dog. The dog mascot.

SPEAKER_07:

I like the oh so cute. Oh, so cute. Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_16:

That's such a good movie. Uh I'm trying to think of some other mascots on the top of my head that would that would really be high up on my uh list. Um I can't really think of. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09:

I can't think of any other fucking like yeah, let's look up some mascots, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

Oh, I don't know why I'm typing Google in YouTube. I'm a moron. There we go. Uh let's just go with uh let's just go uh FBS schools alphabetically. And we'll just gotta go down the list.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh man, this is gonna be a big list, dude.

SPEAKER_14:

Okay. Um wolves, knights, tigers, eternals, bears.

SPEAKER_09:

Is it the Clemson Tigers or the LSU tigers that are massive?

SPEAKER_16:

They're both uh they're both tigers, yeah, they're both tigers. Yellow jackets, warriors, cougars, hawkey cyclones, gabe cox Rockford Peaches. The Rockford Peach. I'm a peach Wolverine, skunk weasels. The Golden Gophers number one on my cute mascot list.

SPEAKER_09:

Dude, we should look up and see if there is a cute mascot. Oh, that's an adorable idea. Adorable mascots. Adorable college mascots. Smoky, yes, he's up top, man. That's the that's the dog.

SPEAKER_16:

Twenty-five best. Holy shit, they have a live tiger? LSU actually has a tiger? Poor guy.

SPEAKER_07:

Ah yes, dude!

SPEAKER_16:

Minnesota's number 25 on this list. I disagree. I think Goldie is is top tier. Albert and Alberta Gator.

SPEAKER_09:

Is that Louisville?

SPEAKER_16:

Uh I think that's South Carolina.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, dude, I like Alabama.

SPEAKER_16:

The elephant thing is it's interesting. I I don't know this backstory behind the elephant for Alabama, but it's cute. That that TCU frog is freaky, man. It looks like a Pokemon. It does look like a Pokemon, dude. You're right. Oh, little red. He looks like uh he looks like uh the bastard son of the big boy. It's almost like he's just defiant. He's like, I thought you were gonna go to our family business. No, dad.

SPEAKER_13:

I'm doing corn. I'm doing corn, dad, and I'm gonna be a mascot. You broke your father's heart, son. You're supposed to take over the Frisio franchise.

SPEAKER_16:

Oh, whoa, what's that? Louisiana Lafayette.

SPEAKER_07:

Whoa, that's the fucking creepiest thing ever.

SPEAKER_16:

I I don't like that. What is that? Delta State's fighting Orca? Okra, I mean, okra? How can you make Okra into a mascot? That that's awesome.

SPEAKER_15:

I love that. All the demon deacon. Looks like yeah, looks like uh looks like Scrooge, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

Scrooge, yeah. That's what I was trying to think of. I was trying to think of like turtle standards. The rambling wreck. That's a car. That doesn't really count. It's a sweet car, though.

SPEAKER_09:

It's a chitty chitty bang bang, dude.

SPEAKER_16:

The suitor scooter don't count either. That's not a cute mascot, either. This is the best, according to SI, but there you go, dude. Smoky.

SPEAKER_09:

Angel go poppers. But they have a dog too. They have like a mascot dog. What that's like, yeah, they have to dress up like a dog. Like a mascot to actually dress up like a dog.

SPEAKER_16:

Oh, really? I oh I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_09:

Sparty's Sebastian the Ibis. Oh, from uh hurricane.

SPEAKER_16:

Hurricanes. Oh, Stanford's fucking Christmas tree thing, dude. This is because they're just trolling us, that's why. Because Stanford's a bunch of fucking intellectually, you know, you know. West Virginia's the mountaineer. Yeah. Oh, Western Kentucky's red thing, big red guy. Fucking dumb thing. This is weird. Little Syracuse guy. Auto, auto the orange, like a literal orange. They used to be called the Orange Men. Owers Eagle thing. Buffalo, Colorado's Ralphie. You don't want to get you don't want that thing to get loose. There we go. Yeah. Puddles is his name. I don't know. Oregon's like number two on my cute mascot list. The most Disney mascot out there. I can't believe Disney has not had an issue with this. It's literally Donald Duck in a different fucking color scheme. Am I wrong on this? No. Steak. Don't let him get loose. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_09:

I like that commercial.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, yeah, I like that commercial, right? LSU' Mike the Tiger. Poor old tiger.

SPEAKER_09:

I like the puppy. Oh, Uga.

SPEAKER_16:

Uga is cool. He's a good boy. Oh, that's not right. You can't have Indians. Mascots. You can't do that, Florida State. This is number one on their list.

SPEAKER_07:

What?

SPEAKER_16:

I'm the best mascot? Yeah, it's achieved Alceola. You can't do that! You can't have Indian imagery. That's a guardian. It's a guardian. That's a guardian. God damn right. You sons of bitches. So yeah. Brutus memory cracked the top 25, which I get. It's just uh we're nut. Bucky Badger. Bucky Badger's cute too. Bucky Badger is kinda cute.

SPEAKER_09:

I like Bucky Badger, dude. Uh Cerbig Spur? What the fuck is Cerbig Spur? It's over to the right.

SPEAKER_16:

It's a live mascot for South Carolina, so it's a literal chicken. Gamecock, whatever you want to call it. I don't know, I kinda like auto the orange. Kinda cute.

SPEAKER_09:

It looks like Q Bert. It does like Q Bert! Shitty.

SPEAKER_16:

So yeah. So we're gonna take a little break skis. And then uh you're gonna hear the Beatles live at a concert. They're here right now. Oh at Sullivan Show all over again. So you're gonna listen to that, and we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_09:

Kind of.

SPEAKER_03:

He come old long donk, he come stinking slowly. Smack on my forehead when he knocks me down to my knees. He says take my dick, cuz it's about to sneeze. He wants his dick shine, he wants some J. Cola, he wants to touch his monkey, he wants Put my finger in his pee hole. He says you know that you know me He says want to spray your forehead with my spray sticky cheese come on together right now on top of me No reproduction he got Woo Cumbie smacks his wing hair on my forehead tells me to suck and I don't want to get him excited too quickly So I tell him not to come until I can see on the other on top of me He smacks his winky He goes Little Pinky Jesus He smacks my face with his balls I'm like please don't do that again I have one eye right now He wants to cook the other one and he coated my brown on top of me I'm so uncomfortable right now It's kinda hard to see with an eye polish plumpin' Welcome back to the Best Freaking Podcast It's Abby J with Java J Listen You don't keep listening I'm coming over your house and licking your wife's ass home sticking my tongue up on your dirt button you got that motherfuckin' chicken Yay was up We are back back in the day well not back in the day we used to be but now it's every day we're here glad you're with us rather a very long weekend very tired Oh man dude I don't know why I'm so fucking tired dude long weekend So you were gonna tell me you were gonna show me some shit so usually this is like the music portion of the show but uh so not this uh so we like to mess around with sudo which is the AI generated uh music app I actually had my my account actually free up and I was in the wrong account so I do have some shit so as you know we have a band you know kinda we did we did sort of so we are I took our demos and I put it through this dude I was fucking around hardcore these are public so these are these are just mine full disclosure again this is not a perfect one-to-one recreation of the song we made and as I said I gave it some loose ideas for lyrics so the lyrics aren't gonna be the same as what you made but I it it did do the main riffs pretty good I thought so but anyway I'll let you take a listen tick tick tick does sound like that needs to be five whatever I don't do that with down with it it's just a type of what it does don't you want to add to it you're used to screen it's just got it too Oh yeah start talking about what we're gonna do today.

SPEAKER_10:

Don't talk about double work oh yeah oh we gotta do that.

SPEAKER_16:

Right take take take the better before you learn the walk sweet I like that it picked up on my vocals on the fucking crowd dude what it what it did you gotta learn the crawl before you learn to walk I'm like holy shit it picked up on that that's crazy that was wonderful that it learned that it learned that it I mean it's again it's definitely not it's kind of pussy ish because you know what the the what we did is a little has a little bit more edge to it but I think it's cool now the riffs sound really close to how Joe wrote it. Like it sounds pretty close. It is it's pretty there's uh subtle they're subtle that they added their own nuances the AI added its own nuances to it. Oh but yeah dude fucking insane so I first what I did was transition because I don't this is the first thing I saw I forget which one was the better one I got I got like 20 of them. I I just kept fucking with it like usually the one you want to hear Supermode I don't no I haven't listened to this in a while so I don't know how good this is actually pretty good God I love this song that's not the one I wanted because that took way too many women that's Raoul's Pomodi because it did it it didn't pick up a lot on the actual like s on the riffs I used or we had. So it didn't turn out really well. So that's why I didn't really use use that was the other one. I used oh Murder X3 was times three was what I used too.

SPEAKER_09:

I got another uh we should do teenage pregnancy as well for a poker song or a Japanese song.

SPEAKER_16:

We should do some other song or no we were gonna do what was it um it was a Celtic song of something but I can't remember what it was should be about like hating Iron Ireland or something dude like a Celtic song hating itself about bigotry we should do a fucking oh yeah this murder times three yeah pretty close pretty close right wild stallion these are extra battles by the way I did put lyrical double face fixes they're like what this is fuck you you're gonna be looked at this is the fucking generic wrestler music coming to the ring speed you get off like fucking dope off the video game standard that's so true this is the menu right here the menu music where you're choosing like exhibition instead it's pretty good dude it picks up a lot dude it picks up a lot uh all these songs are coming back we're enough right yeah this so it's god is we we had good shit it's just like well you know well to me I mean this all this all the reason I did this is so I could actually hear what our shit sounded like through professional professional stuff because they got the the they got the uh riffs pretty fucking close I wonder if there's a there's a program we could put our shit into to make it like like clean it up a lot yeah you know uh I wish you could keep it and then clean it yeah keep it legit like how it is but then just clean it up and shine it. So one more thing I wanted to so I made so I made it I I actually like did a s a song another song. Actually three likes and twenty I did publish this to the pseudo athlete you know you know I love that shit definitely has a year over here dude I just thought of something dude what's that let's do devil worshiping nursery rhyme holy shit I hope we could do that alright dude okay enough of that devil worshiping nursery rhyme or like kid song kid song oh my god okay my brain is so fucked up okay uh devil I hope it does it because it's kind of it's kind of weird with that devil worshiping uh create a song hold on let me just do this a little bit create a song that has double worshiping overtones the overall genre the genre should be saying like a kid song a kid song like um yeah a kid song like a kid song with happy refrain melodies yeah melody I doubt they do this I doubt they do this please try to rephrase please try to rephrase a more specific equals or using a different approach I don't think I like the devil works rephrase rephrase in the night it glows so red the whispers hum like a tune in my head the stars are laughing they twirl and spin a secret world with the dark begin on fire but it feels so sweet hands held hot to the devil's we dancing with shadows under the moon spinning in circles a joyful zoo okay hold on I got I got a better idea uh that has satanic lyrics about bringing the bringing the end of the world oh dude just too about the apocalypse oh yeah oh you better about the uh about the apocalypse I'm gonna get flagged for this but we should uh next one put slavery in there see what'll let us go with slavery we can also do the Holocaust and whatever else let's see what it'll let's see what it'll let us do these fucking songs dude the sky's on fire the clouds are red I hear the whispers of the undead they're laughing loud they're calling me a party starting can't you see the boil the mountain shake but I feel alive with every quick and in the ashes of the end of the time it's like a carnival cruise a chip to holiday oh my god from the well it's circle the shadow sink but I feel the joy the chaos bring we're dancing in the ashes of the end oh my god dude see what this other one was like the skies on fire the clouds are red I hear the whispers of the undead oh what do you want to do what was the one we were talking about yesterday you were gonna do oh it was a poker one about devil worshiping remember oh okay let's do a polka song about slavery let's just try that oh please let us do it it's gonna flag it oh god this is gonna be so good no way dude oh my god it's gonna let us do it the fiddle cries in the midnight haze marching feet on a blood soaked stage a land divided torn and gray chains of freedom so they say spin em around the dancing fair freedom's cost is in the air I got I got better kind of two this up here about slavery about slavery and the horrible horrible treatment to black people oh my god I don't care in that time period I'm gonna be surprised if I don't get flying right away Shades of the Past man I was gonna say another one would be sweatshops that's a good one oh yeah oh my god like mariachi shit the fumes were why the sun was hot weather and tears they never forgot oh whip crack loud like thunder scroll freedom dream behind the wall chains of the past they rattle of the song that is the research in the last scars remain from the chain of the past growth man the wee search on this soul a hard turn store a live turn cold chains of the as they rattle like some song that history sings oh no oh no the fields were why the sun was high sounds the same sounds exactly the same all right so what were some other things what was the other one uh let's do try a pop song about the Holocaust and see what my god this one I'll be surprised if it doesn't get uh a late nineties boy boy band song how the no fucking way this is generated anything ain't no fucking way ain't no fucking way no way no way it's generating shadows everything about shadows no way Oh, it's a sober song. Okay.

SPEAKER_09:

Sounds like a country song. Sounds like Kirk Brooks. Yeah. Glad to head to dance. A million voices. No, I want a happy song.

SPEAKER_14:

Yeah, this is a late 90s uh with uh with a fast tempo.

SPEAKER_09:

Happy bringing like happy melodies or whatever like it's happy. Just you only get one pass on the whole.

SPEAKER_16:

I guess I guess we only got one. I'm surprised it generated anything, so.

SPEAKER_09:

What about the KKK? Can you just turn KKK in?

SPEAKER_14:

What? No bosses so bright? I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't know either, but this is gonna be awesome. Is it all in Spanish?

SPEAKER_16:

White robes they hide, but what?

SPEAKER_05:

What the moon is shadow Hoods of hatred A darken hole the sunrise and burn in No mask, no mask of the light will shine, the truth will echo no mask and I will stay there arena stay high so it's actually an anti-KKK song.

SPEAKER_16:

I like mariachi no mass sombra. Like no more case, I got some bread.

SPEAKER_05:

The truth will end if I had a stretch.

SPEAKER_09:

That's pretty good. I can't believe we're like you.

SPEAKER_16:

I know. That's crazy, bro. We have enough time for maybe a couple more, maybe one more.

SPEAKER_09:

Okay, um, let me think here. Um, I know I've kind of wanted this. Um let's do a German folk song. Oh shit, here we go. A German folk song.

SPEAKER_24:

Ein Herz schlägt laut der Sandreise.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_23:

Liebe ist frei wie der Welt wie das mehr Liebe ist frei fragt, wer liebt den Mail for all the people that are in Germany listening, let me know what this says.

SPEAKER_24:

Yes, still sleep.

SPEAKER_09:

For being gay.

SPEAKER_16:

I wonder if we could do like a Rampstein time song. A German industrial metal song about donuts. Fucking right, man.

SPEAKER_09:

Donuts for this on me so fast blooded sugar?

SPEAKER_16:

Holy shit, that sounds awesome.

SPEAKER_09:

Look at the picture. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_13:

Dude, this is awesome!

SPEAKER_09:

Look about donuts. Most innocent one we've made on here.

SPEAKER_06:

Powdered dust. No ice.

SPEAKER_16:

I'll do the other one real quick. I'm down. And then we could add this today.

SPEAKER_09:

Next time we do this, we'll do a song about being like five years old.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, we gotta go. We are way overtime. So uh guys, we appreciate everyone who's been listening. Any departing words?

SPEAKER_09:

Uh thank you. My store should be up sometime soon, hopefully. I'm gonna hopefully get some more answers on the signing the papers for the location tomorrow. I've been spending a lot of money, dude. Yeah, I do like that. I've got a business Amazon account and I've got$1,700 worth of shit in the car right now.

SPEAKER_16:

Nice, dude. Good luck, yeah.

unknown:

Thank you.

SPEAKER_16:

So, yeah, uh, we'll see you guys next week. Uh, we're gonna keep the short sweet. Again, see you next week. Job Rickner.

SPEAKER_09:

Jason Sherman.

SPEAKER_16:

Yeah, that's who we are. See you guys next week.

SPEAKER_09:

Later, guys. Bye.