It's Everyday with John and Jay

Episode 204: Year-End Rants, CFB Playoffs, And Sheep Loving

• John and Jay • Season 2 • Episode 204

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A year that felt like a ten-car pileup deserves an exit with momentum, so we lit the fuse. We kick off with laughter and a little scorched earth, then dive straight into college football’s favorite paradox: a playoff built on “best teams” with criteria that shift like sand. We break down the Pop-Tart Bowl chaos, lay out bold CFP predictions, and make the case for a hybrid selection model that blends analytics with accountable human judgment—because fans deserve transparency, not vibes.

From there we put Michigan’s new hire under the microscope: is this a stabilizing move or a ceiling capper at elite money? We rank the top coaches by more than reputation, and then flip the question on ourselves—would you coach your rival for $8 million? The tension between loyalty and opportunity becomes a lens for how players choose schools too. We map the real decision tree: roster fit and development pipeline first, culture and facilities close behind, NIL as leverage not destiny, and the transfer portal as both lifeline and accelerant. If the rules made loyalty optional, programs need to earn it with clarity, growth, and honest pathways to the NFL.

Then we shift gears into the pure joy of discovery. Jaw Candy turned into a weeklong obsession, and it opened the door to a run of new tracks: melodic hardcore with early-2000s DNA, blackened metalcore that actually hits, rap with classic bounce, and an unexpected left-field banger with haunting clown visuals that somehow works. Not every pick lands—some get a hard pass—but that’s the point. Curated risk beats algorithmic rinse-and-repeat, and your next favorite band might be hiding under a few hundred views.

If you’re here for strong takes, messy honesty, and a playlist that doesn’t sound like last year’s, you’re in the right place. Tap play, argue our CFP picks, tell us whether culture or cash wins the recruiting war, and drop your best underground music find. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves college football and heavy music, and leave a review with your boldest playoff upset—let’s see who calls it first.

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In a world drowning in boredom, two heroes rise from the ashes with nothing but microphones. An extremely poor decision. Making skills. They faced danger. They faced chaos. They faced absolutely no consequences.

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For anything they're about to stay on the video.

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Howdy, howdy, howdy. Hope everybody had a very, very crystal fast approaching. And update yay. 2026 fast approaching. And I can't wait to get past kit out of this 2025, let me tell you.

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What a fucking year, dude. What a year.

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Yeah. God damn, dude. Uh, I hope everyone's 2026 goes better than most people's 2025s did. I mean, mine wasn't, I mean, it wasn't great, but here I am. I'm still here, I'm still alive. So I guess that's uh I mean there's some good, some bad, but you know, hopefully we can get 2026 off to a Russian start, if you will.

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Yeah, I was listening to our uh Mystery Men podcast, laughed my ass off.

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I don't I I don't remember half.

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I go like I go back and I listen, like I'll go random, dude. I'll just go through and I'll be like, oh man, you know. Because even though we're over 200 now, 124 seems like it was just like, oh it's a couple months ago, but it's not.

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How long that was like a how long ago was that?

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Well, we're on 204 today. Um, 124, that's 80 episodes ago. That's 80 weeks. Oh, so we asked it's like a year and a year. Yeah, almost a year and a quarter or something like that. Yeah, that's crazy. And uh, I was listening to it, and it was when we did back in the day with John and Jay. So yeah, yeah. And uh you never watched Mystery Men until that day, and you're like, we were reminiscing on all the parts, and like you're like, dude, if like you're like, dude, that shit was hilarious. Uh like you you wouldn't let me know until we did the cast whether you liked it or not.

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Yeah, because you were I think I don't know if you were worried what what you like, uh I don't know. The movie was funny, I remember.

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It was good. Oh, I love Mystery Man. It's uh very humorous but dark humor. It was fun.

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It's it is a great movie. Oh, yeah, definitely did that. Uh we are uh vast approaching the college football playoff. Ohio State plays Miami. I watched the uh the I watched the uh Pop Tart Bowl yesterday.

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Well, that was the one Notre Dame was supposed to be in. Yeah, right, right. I would have been in it just to get that fucking trophy, dude. I want that.

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I wish more bull games would kind of embrace that kind of chaos. I would watch more of that.

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Like I just we didn't have any more bracket switches, did we? Like any other any other teams play on the brackets. Do they all play this coming week?

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Yeah, Ohio State plays first, and then New Year's Day is the maj is the rest of them, I think.

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Okay.

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But like I I love the the Pop Tart Bowl because they do that ritual sacrifice of the Pop Tart mascots where they put them in the big oversized toasters and then like they kill them, they kill the mascots, and then two edible fucking mascots come out of the the slot out the and then the the the coaches and players eat the fucking mascots like some sort of barbaric ritualistic sacrifice. That's fucking awesome. That's metal as fuck. I love every bit of it.

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So I wish uh so it's gonna be Oregon and Texas Tech, Alabama and Indiana. Oh, that's not gonna be an easy game. Ole Miss and Georgia.

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Georgia's gonna fucking I Georgia curb stops Ole Miss into oblivion. And then Miami and Ohio State. Obviously I have Ohio State. I think that game will be close to about half, and then I think Ohio State pulls away. Uh I got Indiana beating Alabama, and I think I think Indiana crushes Alabama.

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Uh what was the Oregon to Texas Tech?

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I got Oregon winning. I think Oregon wins. I'm concerned about Oregon's defense, but I think Oregon wins.

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James Madison scored 34 points on on Oregon. That's pretty good. Tulane had no chance against fucking old Ms.

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There's a lot of talk of saying the the G5 schools have no business being in the college football playoff. I agree to some extent.

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I think if you earn your right to be there, you should be there.

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I I I don't know. I think it's I just I don't like the couch football playoff being a completely human-based there's just too much bias. I think there's way too much bias in the how the how it's all set up. I like I would like to see a combination of like the BCS used. Uh like part c part computers, part human poles or human, you know, uh yeah. I would like to see some of that. Because then you know, you know, that way you can take a little bit of the bias out. I just feel and really my only other issue is that, and this has been taught to death, but it's like I just don't feel the committee has precedent. Like they don't like their criteria from year to year chain, I just feel changes.

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So dude, okay. So on another note, Michigan hired their new coach. I saw that Kyle Whittingham Whittingham, who with a hat on looks like my father-in-law. Are you for real? I'm not kidding. If you put a hat on him, he looks like John. I never really looked at him that closely. Let me see here. Especially with the uh with this Michigan hat with um goddamn, you stupid fuck.

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Michigan's like seventh choice. They wanted that Deborah guy from Alabama, but why would he leave Alabama for Michigan? It does. Holy shit, he does.

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Oh, this one, yeah.

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A little bit, yeah.

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It's JJ.

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Yeah. 100%.

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He's like, I'm gonna turn this thing around. I bet you are.

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I mean, listen, if this was like a culture hire where they needed to just clear house and start over, then I okay. But as far as like Kyle Winningham is a perennial eight and four coach, he'll win you the conference every every six years. He may he may take you to the couch football playoff every maybe every other year, if you're lucky.

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8.2 million per year they're paying.

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That's way too much for this dude. I I mean, I know Michigan was really they really needed to hold somebody in before the uh uh before the um portal opens up in a couple in a week or so. But like I'm not saying he's not a bad coach, he's not a home run hire. Is he like one of the top 15 coaches of college football? Yeah, you can make that argument, but he's not a he's he's not a top-tier guy, he's not a top five guy.

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I want to see I want to see best coaches in college football.

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I mean Kirby Smart is up to you're gonna put the Kirby Smart's up there. Kirby Smart's number one. Yeah, I would put 105-19 all at Georgia. Ryan Day is probably top three or four. Ryan Day is number two. Number two. You talk about just with wins right now?

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Just no, it's just uh EA Sports ranking the best coaches in college.

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Oh, this is someone's rankings.

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This is EA ESPN. Um Dab Dabo Dabo Sweeney.

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Dable Sweeney. But he's he's kind of on the dial turn right now.

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180 47 all at Clemson. Um Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame, 3310, all at Notre Dame. Steve Sarkis.

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Sarkeesen.

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Yeah, Sarkeeseen, whatever.

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Yeah. Texas.

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Yep. 8450. But he's got 8452, 3817 at Texas. Um Dan Lanning, number six.

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Oregon, yeah, Oregon.

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35-6. That's not a bad record. Kaelin Dabore.

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Yeah, Alabama.

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46, 13, 9 and 4 at Alabama. Um see who's next. James Franklin.

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Not anymore. Virginia. He went to Virginia Tech, I think.

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Yeah. Because they fired him, didn't they?

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Yeah, Penn State fired his ass.

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And then number nine is Kyle Whittingham. Kyle Whittingham. So I say like he's 167, 86, all of Utah.

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Top. I mean, like, he's a perennial nine and three. I mean, that's that's kind of Michigan, though. Like, Michigan's a perennial nine and three. It's just that Sharon Moore is number one. Yeah, uh, well, number one in in OnlyFans uh subscriptions.

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And threats.

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And threats. Yeah, I mean, I think it's a good hire for Michigan. I think it's smart because they had to do something to save faith. It's a good hire, it's not a great hire. I mean, I'll admit I'll say that you know what that I you know what I think that is.

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That's uh that is a panic decision, as what I what I look at it as.

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It's like well, he was being forced pretty much for uh unofficially forced out at Utah because he was gonna retire, I think. And so he kind of threw a bag at him and he's like, Yeah, how can you say no? I mean, it's Michigan's a Michigan is a a good place, you know, is they are a blue blood despite everything that's going on, but you know, it is a I would say it is a a a coveted coaching position, but recently, you know, they're just marred by just issues right now.

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So I know we've discussed this, dude, and I kind of want to know. I know we've discussed it, but I don't remember it. Okay. So I'm gonna discuss it again. Okay. All right, so if you would you coach for Michigan if they offered you the job.

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Would I coach for Michigan if they offered me the job?

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If you were if they were like, hey, we're gonna pay you, let's just say, like, like we're just gonna match Whittingham's, it's eight million dollars a year, to coach for Michigan, knowing that you have to wear the Michigan garb. If if if I was this is a great question because we're Ohio State fans. Like John's wearing red right now.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's 90% of my wardrobe.

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Yeah, red I'll red and black are my favorite colors. I like black. So I'm like a Cincinnati Bearcats guy.

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I do love the Bearcats and their logos and stuff.

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I do too. And I even like Utah's to be honest.

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Utah's, I love Utah's color scheme. Yeah, but anyway, nonetheless, this is a if I was a big time college football coach and that opportunity came up, I would take it. Yes. I would. But that'd be but if you would ask me, like, John, would you coach Michigan today? No, fuck them. But if I was like an up in if it got me to Ohio State, though, maybe.

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What if they offered it to you? Like you're they're like, oh man, we've heard a lot of your stuff on you know, it's it's every day with John and Jay.

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I would say no.

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You would say no? No. If they were like, hey, dude, we'll we'll offer this, we'll give you$8 million a year, Michigan. But you the problem is you have to wear Michigan stuff, you have to have that yellow dumb M on your fucking chip.

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The answer is no.

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Really? Oh man, I would do it. I would see now here. I think the the way like the water boy being pulled off the bench. So Michigan pulled their towel guys.

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This is how I this is how we didn't we phrase this question last time where if I was a five-star blue chip recruit and Michigan was really like like if Ohio State didn't offer and it came down to like Michigan and some other low, low time schools. Well, I and I know Michigan will is like the best opportunity, would I take that? Yeah, yeah, I would.

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Would it would have sucked to put that shit in?

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It would. I'd fucking hate it. But I have to do what's best in my own selfish.

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For yourself, yeah.

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Yeah, I I if Michigan offered good NIL, and that's part of the game now, but and and I know you don't like that. We don't like, you know, there's issues with that. But if Michigan offered me good NIL money and I was gonna play, like there was a chance of me starting right off the game, I'd have to earn it still. If Michigan was that one opportunity of all the scholarship offers I was getting, then yeah, absolutely, I would I would take it. I'd be stupid not to. So, but if like if Ohio State, like, you know, if I could try the thing is the thing about the transfer portal, like I could leave the next year if I wanted to. There's nobody to stop me. It's just the wild west with college football. So I would go there and try to like maximize my ability to maybe, you know, and then if Ohio State, I if I knew Ohio State had a position open for that position I was in, and I knew they could use me, I would transfer out. The side the first instance I got, there's no loyalty in college football anymore.

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So no, and that's that's what we were talking about. Well, we're here now. Let's change it up.

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Okay.

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Let's say they put the rules in to where when you sign an NIM, it's a contract, it's a contract you're locked in.

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I'd still do it. I would I have to do if Ohio State was like, no, we don't want you, and it came down to like You know what I mean? If a Southern outfit now, if Alabama came a call-in or old miss or Tennessee or Missoo or any other SEC school or any other ACC school, I would look at those first before I would ever I would look at Michigan. I would look at an SEC school first before going to Michigan. If another big Ted, I would love it if another big Ted school was a call-in, like USC, Oregon, Michigan State would be great. I wouldn't mind going to Michigan State. I wouldn't mind doing that. Michigan, I I actually don't mind Michigan Wisconsin or hell fucking Iowa. I don't give a fuck. Pet State. I will I will go to Pet State. Dude, you know what I'd like to play? Maryland. I play Maryland. Maryland? I mean, like I would go to Turp. This is gonna sound crazy. I didn't even consider it a Mac school like my like Miami of Ohio or Ohio University, maybe. But like Toledo. Toledo, but if Michigan Green. But if like if Michigan is a you know, Michigan is a big tie program, but if they had that opportunity and I didn't have any other opportunities, I would do it. It's just if it came down to like, you know, oh, I had a few, you know, but wouldn't you wouldn't you use that same thing in coaching?

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I would, yeah. You'd you have to use the same thing, but if like so somebody came here, if the representative or whatever president of Michigan came to Ohio, was like, hey, I need to talk to John.

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And um This would be a good question to ask my old man. I would love to ask your old man. He would say, fuck no. I was like, no, you wouldn't.

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I don't, it's just because eight million dollars, that's a lot of that's life-changing shit, dude.

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Yeah, it just I mean, like, it depends if I could use like that that's a big deal. Like Michigan is a bit that would be a big deal.

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As much as Michigan And you are playing for, and even though we were not well, obviously we're not Michigan fans, but they're still in the spotlight all the time.

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Yeah, there's still it's a big time place to coach.

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It would, and it's a big time place to play.

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If you can get, you know, I mean, obviously some of the things that would have it have to come like say, like, okay, say if I'm a five-star recruit, blue chipper, and I'm offered like Alabama's offered, you know, Texas offered, Michigan's offered, Penn State, uh, you know, all I could go anywhere, LSU, I could go anywhere my heart desires. I have to look at at things. Number one, like who do they got playing around? Who do they got playing around me? What kind of like, you know, a lot of people will take NIL money, but to me, the call it's culture. If if I was in the shoes, I want to know what your culture's like. I want to know what your c I want to go to a culture of winning. I want to go to a culture that could get me to the NFL, and I want a good a good coaching culture. Uh NIL money is really kind of low on my list. Like I want to go to a school that could get me prepared for the next level.

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Goes to Ohio State for 50 bucks.

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Listen, listen, just give me 50 bucks and I get all and I get an NIL sponsorship with uh the Thermic Cafe. That's that's that's it. That's it, that's all I want.

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Wow, that's easy. You're easy to please.

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You're easy to please, man.

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50 bucks. We gave him 50 dollars. That wasn't even enough to pay for his gas.

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It was nice. This dude is really dedicated. Uh I would do it for free. I would if Ohio State. I would have done it for the experience. I would have done it for the experience. Ohio State's like, we don't got any money to pay you, but you you be playing. I'm like, okay, I take that, I take that, I guess. I don't know. I'm a fan though. It's a different fucking scenario when you are a fucking athlete. It's just there's a lot of variables at stake that you have to consider. And it like and I like I can only put myself in a situation what's important to me. To me, it's your culture. Like what how how are your facilities? How is how is campus life? How is your are are you a winning culture? I'm not gonna go to Nebraska, okay? I'm not gonna do that. Am I gonna go to Alabama? Fuck yeah, I would. Am I gonna go to maybe LSU? Yeah, absolutely. USC, Oregon, Clemson, yeah, absolutely. Notre Dame Oklahoma, Notre Dame, I would I would go to Notre Dame in a fucking heartbeat, man. I'm just it's about culture, and it's about do you have a witty culture? And number two, I would go to Iowa. Iowa puts through Leidman through the NFL like nobody else. Like and tight ends and stuff. So Iowa does have a good culture of getting dudes in the NFL. That would be one of the corn fed motherfuckers. So that that's that to me is is what's important. What what would be well what about you? What what would be like your what would be your deciding factor if a school came to you and say, we want you to come to this XYZ school? What would be your questions to them? Like what what what would be on your checklist? Like what would be on your bot checkbox?

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See, me, I don't care. Um the the reason why, and I'll I'll say this, the reason why I don't really care whether like number one would be um number one would be who's playing around me. Like you said, sure, your depth shark. I want to know I want to know do I have people to do I have people to interact with that are gonna be able to do it? Like if I'm quarterback, do I have receivers? Do I have a line that's gonna protect me? Do I have a good running backs? Those are good questions, yeah. So get the game going. If I have all that, awesome. Next would be NIH. I'd go for that money. Okay. I want to know about the money. Okay. Because I'm I'm gonna say this straight up. And the reason why I think that like it's good to get into a school that does push, that could get you to the NFL like easily. But dude, we've had people from fucking we've had people from Tiffin University go to the NFL. You know what I'm saying? Like here in Tiffin. So the like people will find you if you are good, but you gotta have those other players on your team that are really going to help you get to that point that the to showcase your talents. If you don't have those people, then you're fucked. And then now, like I said, after that'd be the NIL. If you fuck, I don't care if you're mom and pop's backyard college football team, you're paying the most. I'm probably going to you as long as you got the fucking team around you to make it, you know, make it make a run for it.

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Yeah.

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Um that'll probably be mine. Traditions would be it'd be awesome if you could have all the boxes checked. Like you said, Notre Dame would be fucking amazing. Even like you said, going to Iowa and being able to wave it to kids at the fucking campus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. I love that. I think that's so cool. Do it whatever. Like, I mean, like, and and what's crazy is every almost every college has tradition. There's things that they do, and I'm sure, you know, but um, but yeah, like I mean, would it be awesome to be able to go to one of those big schools and everything else? Yeah, it'd be great to go to the school that I love, Ohio State. But what would be crazy is I'd be a quarterback or something at Ohio State and I'd be fanboying over my cow, my my fucking players, people that I play with.

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I mean you'd be Jack Sawyer, man.

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That that dude was the or or Dwayne Haskins, man. You know what would really suck and what would kind of ruin it for me, though. The the problem is is that I think going out on the field and playing in the shoe and doing everything else and being in the locker room and kind of being there all the time would kind of spoil the amazement and like the all the like the pageantry of it all. Yeah, see, we kinda think it would kind of ruin it if I get to see it all the time. If I get to do that every day and I'm fucking sure.

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I guess it's just something you just can't take it for granted, I suppose.

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It's kind of like uh yeah, cool, great. Now they're doing oh, here comes the band. Fuck me. Now I can't hear shit. Fuck me, you know, like whereas like us as fans, when we when we we got to go down and and when I got to go down and see the skull session and stuff like that, yeah. It was amazing to hear, well, I got to see Urban Meyer, you know, we got to see Urban Meyer talk while we were in fucking St. John's Arena.

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They they interact with him every day, you know, and and going to the skull session, that's just part of the routine. When we got to go to the fucking championship celebration, that was like a fucking Graceland moment.

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They're like, God, the the the players are probably like fuck, man, we gotta go out in the cold. This fucking blows. We're up there like fuck yeah! Yeah, cheering and shit. It's like going to the Browns Stadium Browns game. Yeah, dude. I love going to the Browns game, which speaking of which they beat the Steelers to I saw that. Where are the Cleveland Browns? Fucking when it doesn't matter. They're the sugar daddies.

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Where are the Cleveland Browns?

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When it doesn't fucking matter this year. So, but you know, going out there, we're we're fucking at all. We're like, this is amazing, we get to be here, dude. Fuck yeah, even though they lose, I fucking love being here, it's awesome.

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Yeah.

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They're like, God man, we gotta fucking play in this shit.

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We're in the gosh darn major leagues, fellas. Oh, wait, that's that's Major League 2. It's fucking major. The guy came, kid came, said the biggest patch of grass he's ever seen is the one we play in every day.

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I watch Major League every time it's on fucking like uh what is that uh National Lampoon Station on fucking Ray. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I watch fucking Major League every time it's on.

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Forget about the curveball, Ricky. Give him the heater. Oh my god. Yeah.

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We're out of fresh towels, and I'm the old diamond in a locker. We're out of towels. I can deal with it if you can. I'm too old to be diamond in a locker.

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Blue brow's the man. That dude was awesome, man. Then the third one came and it was bad. Minnesota buzz. It had I think it had Rube it surrounded.

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I should do a fourth one with Guardians. I mean, why not? That'd be cool. Except for most of the people are fucking dead or bring bring fucking uh Charlie Sheen back. Charlie Sheen back, yeah. Why not? Why the fuck? Now Ricky Vaughn's got AIDS from Dorne's wife.

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Dude, fucking uh Charlie Sheen really threw that hard too. He did like PEDs and shit to get to do that role. PED, what the role is PED? Uh performance enhancing drugs.

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Oh no shit, no wonder he was pissed.

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Yeah, he did like steroids and shit for that role. So he could like his his fastball was really I mean it wasn't no 99 miles an hour, but that was really his wind up in delivery. So I don't I think he played a little bit. Next time I'll throw it up your fucking ass. Next time I see you, throw it up your fucking ass. Good. I like that spirit in a player. Problem is I didn't cut you. What? I think someone's been having a little fun with you.

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He runs out of the room.

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Fuck you, you rookie fuck! Yeah, Ricky goes, what? Fucking funny asshole! Alright, knock that shit off. It's like my dad.

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Dude, I love it, man. It's so good. It's such an easily quotable movie, and it's so fucking funny.

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You better tell this rookie, fuck out of you. Take him into shit. Shut up, darn. Shut up, darn. We got 162 games.

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Oh man. I'll pinch it right up your fucking ass. Good. Dude, I love that, dude. Hold on. I got a guy on the other line looking for some white walls.

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I'll talk to you later, Charlie. He's like, dude, he don't give a shit, dude. He's like, he's like, hey, Charlie Donovan from the Cleveland Indians. How would you like to manage the club next year?

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I don't know.

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I don't know. Like you're asking a friend to fucking move, like move a piece of furniture for you or something. Like, hey, I got this fridge. Can you help me move it? I don't know. Who's Lou Brown? He coached the Toledo Mudheads of the International League. Dude, I love it.

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It's such a good movie.

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Part of our team culture. Move our team to Miami.

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After the break, I do have some more music for us to check out.

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I gotta tell you, dude, I've been listening to the Jaw Candy like non-stop.

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Dude, I have two.

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I listened to them all last week. I've been listening to them like all last week as well.

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They're so good. Oh, yeah, because I was sending you fucking music from them.

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Yeah.

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Dude, let's showcase that fucking ecto cooler one, dude.

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Oh, yeah, I love Ectocooler. Alright, so we're gonna take a break and it's break time and it will be all right to back.

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Hello everybody out there. Welcome to 96.2 The Electricon Boogaloo. We're gonna get down with this one. Your team. You'll cry and cry when I fuck your sheep. But I won't come the whole night through Till I get some permission to fuck your sheep from you. When tears come on down like falling rain. Don't worry, Mr. Sheep. Y'all feel no pain.

SPEAKER_13:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06:

You're off the floor. No way I do. I can't wait till the next barnyard fucking screw. Get a little piece here, little old lamb skin candy ons. Gonna put my penis in anything that moves. Get over here, you little bastard. Fuck shit out you. Gonna get a little penis here, you little puffins. God damn. Your teethin heart. I'll fuck someday. I'll put old sheep skin back in the hay. I will not come till it goes back. I'm gonna fuck this thing like I fucked my dad. It will come down like falling rain. Don't worry, Mr. Sheep. Those are washable stains. Oh my god! You'll drop to the floor the way I do. Stick my winer in your ass. Let's wear your poo. Thank you.

SPEAKER_10:

It's every day with Johnny J, baby. Listen, you don't keep listening, I'm coming over to your house and making your wife stay as home. Sticking my tongue up on your dirt button. You got that motherfucker chicken air.

SPEAKER_05:

Every day with Yada J, we are back.

SPEAKER_06:

Hope you enjoyed that. Hope you enjoyed a little bit. I don't know what it is with my um my infatuation. Infatuation with fucking sheep.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there's a little bit of projection there. I don't know if you really do like fucking sheep or it's just some some sort of subconscious.

SPEAKER_06:

I don't I think of the animal when I fucking do that stuff, man. When he's out in the yard. Can we pull that clip off, dude? I won't I wanna fucking see it? What's that? The clip of the animal when he's fucking out there hitting on it. Woo woo woo What's that from? The animal. Remember the Rob Schneider and a goat? The animal. I can't, the other animals can't resist her. I fucking love this.

SPEAKER_09:

Pretty hard contractor right here. Is that your goat? Yeah, that's Nelly. She's in heat, huh? Yeah. That's why I got her separated from animals. They can't resist her. Makes sense. Makes a lot of sense. Shut up. Now, these tracks are still fresh, aren't they? They are. Do me a favor and walk me through the room.

SPEAKER_06:

This is back before Rob Schneider became a political fucking.

SPEAKER_09:

Dude over here.

SPEAKER_13:

I got the three trip.

SPEAKER_06:

I just don't understand why his movies don't get him more love than they did. Because, dude, his movies were fucking hilarious. How's it going?

SPEAKER_09:

My name is Marvel. Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_06:

We got it going on.

SPEAKER_08:

Anything abnormal in the area.

SPEAKER_10:

Control. Control.

SPEAKER_09:

Sweetie. Yes. You make me laugh.

SPEAKER_05:

You make me laugh.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_06:

Like kick some clear across the fucking yard, dude. So soft. So soft. Do me a solid man. Pull up the the chimpanzee scene, dude. That's gotta be one of my fucking favorite. Oh, dude, it's right. Yeah. Oh, dude. I love this fucking scene. This is the best one, dude, in my eyes. From the animal. If you ever watched, if you ever watch the animal watching.

SPEAKER_00:

This is Henry the orangutan. He's very affectionate. He really likes people. He just doesn't like other monkeys. I have quite a collection of birds. Macaws and my friend Cosmo's a parrot. You are a good boy. You know, parents are one of the smartest creatures in the animal kingdom.

SPEAKER_13:

Really?

SPEAKER_05:

A five-year-old?

SPEAKER_00:

But I actually think they have to do it.

SPEAKER_05:

I love this part, dude. I haven't seen this movie in so long. Although they go back to like the achumps and she turns around.

SPEAKER_06:

He pinches her t. He pinches its tin, like and he goes, Ah Dude, I laugh my ass off when he gives us a titty twister.

SPEAKER_07:

Animals are sleeping. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00:

I just feel like I'm one of them. Easy boy. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_14:

I love that.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, the animal's so good. Oh yeah, we were gonna listen to the John Candy Ecto caller.

SPEAKER_05:

I've been listening to these dudes.

SPEAKER_06:

We found them last week when we were looking up shit. Surprised nobody made it with Ghostbusters.

SPEAKER_08:

Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or any of your family ever seen a spook, inspector, or ghost? If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute. Pick up your phone and call the professor. Ghostbusters.

SPEAKER_06:

I like when it's like the main. You know what I don't like? It's like a hard like a little bit, dude, like more. It's like an Ice Man kills that does everything.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, yeah. That's a great way to look at it. I also like the Funky Butt Loving. Oh, yeah, I listen to that one. The one based off of uh Rookie of the Year. Yeah. Uh trying to think of some way other I like Earth Splitter. That's pr that's a good one. Uh I had them just playing, dude, on my own. I I just went I went through all of 'em. Uh core time core time of my life was good. I do like everything literally.

SPEAKER_06:

I got everything from rap.

SPEAKER_05:

I do have one another. So this video is a big ass truck. I just checked them out.

SPEAKER_06:

I thought a big ass truck was uh showed up on the side.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah. Uh pretty good hardcore band.

SPEAKER_08:

Can you believe the bullshit Chevy's putting in their spots?

SPEAKER_05:

They kind of do the same thing a little bit.

SPEAKER_08:

Fucking A. I guess it goes to show you what years of frustration will do. So if you want fucking stunts, see a fucking movie.

SPEAKER_05:

This is hardcore all the way, dude. McDonald's.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, this would have been perfect for you back in the day.

SPEAKER_05:

That'd be a good entrance song for you, dude. Uh, you want to know a little secret? So there's a reunion show in September. I don't know if I mentioned this. Uh that I'm going to. And I'm going to I'm going to wrestle in it. And I've already made my theme song. This is it right here. That's awesome. This is it. I already thought actually I'll I'll go ahead and just give you a little preview of that now, because I already made it. Oh wait, I can't I can't do it. Oh never mind. Anyway. I'll play that. It's just like this. It's the it's the okay. Basically it's the hardware and the mask where he's like, hold on, you're looking at it. I was like, oh, I'm using that and then it goes. Yeah, so this is a really good hardcore band. They're fucking amazing. Like all their songs are good.

SPEAKER_06:

What else you got? Okay, so the first song it is um we're gonna go rap. It's called Denial is a river. And it's Doshi. Yeah, and I don't know why, but I like this song. I thought it was badass. The chick is a good rapper. The spitting is really good. That's why I like it. I love that.

SPEAKER_14:

I thought it was old.

SPEAKER_06:

Is that Family Matters?

SPEAKER_01:

Just sound Doshi.

SPEAKER_06:

I love the beat to it, too. It's got that uh try and call quest.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh wow, yeah. I've been getting some calls. People are a little bit worried about you. And I know that I was kind of that outlet for you, so why don't you just tell me what's been going on? Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

Remember, old dude from 2019, nice clean nigga, did me dirty a den tree. Took a scroll through his IG just to get a DM from his wife. I was so confused, what should Nochi do? She didn't know about me and I didn't know about Sue. I opened up the messages and had to hit the zoom. Turns out the girl was really a dude. Got my lick back, turned a nick into a nick.

SPEAKER_04:

I like this video.

SPEAKER_01:

Got signed now it's 2021. Okay, I just feel like this is the perfect opportunity for us to just take a second and kind of unpack what's happened to you. You know, this guy cheated on you and nah. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_07:

No, I'm not in the game, but I'm always on set. The charts need us. Fast forward mid 2023. I'm stacking lots of cheese and making all e. My grass is really green, and honestly, I can't even fucking cap no more. This is a really dark time for me. I'm going through a lot. By a lot, you mean drugs. Um, I wouldn't drugs.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_07:

It's a natural plan. No, I'm not judging. I'm not an addict. I'm just saying. I don't think about it. Uh I mean fuck. I like pills, I like drugs, I like getting money. I like strippers, I like to fuck, I like day drinking and day parties in Hollywood. I like doing Hollywood shit. Snorted Polly Bud. What can I say? The shit works, it feels good. Then myself worse at an all-time low. And just when it couldn't get worse, my ex crashed my place and destroyed all I owned.

SPEAKER_06:

Whoopsie made a love to fucking beat a books. Yeah, it's hot.

SPEAKER_07:

I ain't a killer, but don't push me. Don't wanna have to turn a nigga guts in the soup beat. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, though.

SPEAKER_01:

We're gonna try a breathing exercise, okay? Can I breathe? You breathe. Alright? Let's go.

SPEAKER_06:

Sounds like the fat boys, it does kind of like that. Alright, so let's see here. What is the odza ones? What's that's the other ones? Oh, yeah, the the other song I sent you from um the John Candy was uh You'll Shoot Your Eye Out. Remember those Christmas? Oh yeah, yeah. Alright, so screenshots. My screenshot of metal. Okay, so before we get into that, have you ever heard of Mr. Wobbles? No. Check out Mr. Wobbles. Dude, this dude is amazing. There he is. Yeah, just uh choose one of the videos, it don't matter. This dude's amazing. He does all megal. Oh, okay. And he makes what the head, what the head, what the what the head, what the heck? Watch that.

SPEAKER_00:

What the head?

unknown:

What the head? What the what the head?

SPEAKER_06:

He takes what they say and turns it into mixes again?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_03:

What the hell?

SPEAKER_14:

What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?

SPEAKER_06:

Dude, that's sick. Dude, he does this like live with the Mono Mango.

SPEAKER_00:

That's insane. He just clicked my voice into a song. You should be famous.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm trying, man.

SPEAKER_00:

That was crazy.

SPEAKER_05:

Thank you. I hope you have a good night, lady.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, dude, I love this guy.

SPEAKER_03:

What are we doing? What are we doing? Come here. Come on, fancy, too.

SPEAKER_06:

That's wanna be That's sick.

SPEAKER_14:

I wanna be so fancy.

SPEAKER_05:

I wanna be a badass. Dude, I have to watch more of this, dude, because I I love Omegle fucking videos. I like when people do like the the scare, like scaring the shit out of people. I love that. Like when they like do jump scares at people. They fuck with them. I love that. I like the dude who does like Kermit. Does like Kermit the Frog. He's like, yeah, you want to see my dick? He pulls out like a cucumber.

SPEAKER_06:

Alright, so um the next one, we have a couple female artists. A V R A L I V E. Modern Metal Core. Modern Metal Core. Might have been seen now, I don't know. Maybe not.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh my god, that's dude. Jetty.

SPEAKER_02:

I reside the boss. I know it's at the job. Why don't you have a dog?

SPEAKER_06:

I like how it looks like a journey video. Like Steve Perry. Shut up your wake in the neighbors! Shut up, you're waking the neighbors. What would be funny is if you took a the spotlight where he's in the spotlight and he's singing. And you took Shaw Shank where the dude looks up and he shoots him. When they kill the Billy the Kid or whatever. Kind of got like a ghost feel to it. Like the the the the that. Yeah, like the cleats are are interesting. They kind of remind me of ghost and kind of that kind of stuff. Like good syndication and shit. Alright, the next band is called Bloom, and the song is called Forget Me Not, and it's melodic melodic hardcore.

SPEAKER_05:

Also it's gay. Yeah, or something.

SPEAKER_02:

Tick tick tick tock!

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, I like that pace. I was a good side. That's it.

SPEAKER_05:

This is this is fucking crabcore, man. Slam dance shit. Yeah, a little crabcore slam dancing post-hardcore, early two thousand stuff. I like it though. Yeah, I feel like I've been whistling. Oh yeah. I've been 2005 all over again.

SPEAKER_06:

This is the building. Nice, they went the way they needed to.

SPEAKER_05:

Dude, I love this. This is early 2000s Metal Core at its finest. Yeah, that was sick.

SPEAKER_06:

Alright, the next one is G A E R E A, and it's called Hellbound.

SPEAKER_05:

Got reason.

SPEAKER_06:

This is uh, yep, black metal metal core. Oh black metal? Blackened metal core.

SPEAKER_05:

Blackened metal core. That's what they call it. Okay. I do like some black metal though. Not the honky metal. It's got 450k views in two months. I've never heard of these guys. Oh yeah, that's black metal right there. Mysterious dude at cloak. It's black people. Lance is a black guy.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh, yeah. I like that new tail. I like that. No, they paint their arms.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, do they? Yeah, they do. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06:

Um, alright, so the next one that I have is a band called Good Term. Good terms. And the song's called Progress. Good Times! Scratching and surviving. Good times. Good times. It's called Easy Corner. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_14:

I don't know, dude. I've been so frustrated with myself.

SPEAKER_05:

Like a brutal Mars joined a rocket.

SPEAKER_14:

It's not enough, maybe I've been coming over my own health. I missed all the warnings. It just gets too boring when I stop.

SPEAKER_06:

Okay. Nope. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed. I'm so confused. I'm sorry, everybody out there. Okay, um, I was gonna be open-minded, but here's one that's really good. That ain't for me. This one I do know is good. Um the band is called Ocean Goddess. And the song is called North Star Has Been Shot.

SPEAKER_05:

Ocean Goddess, the North Star, North Star Metal. There it is, a top one. Oh yeah, they're death metal. Or death core at least. They're from Rim Remini, Italy.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh they're in the middle of a field. Looks like where we used to light off fireworks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I mean maybe in Italy that's like really like hardcore to do that.

SPEAKER_06:

Then they got like maggot cheese laying there. Pizza. Oh they're running in place.

SPEAKER_05:

We got cramped portion going on. This sounds like kind of buddy Ted's metal cord.

SPEAKER_02:

It's like a mixture of like pop punk kind of like not pop punk but um like almost like a tree you mix like the the like the background guitars that were there like were like a tray you saw or bullets on my yeah there you go don't put palm on my raff be all right white sauce from what was that one song from that rapper paranormal Oh my god paranormal dude so I wanna see what that what is that clown one to the right what is that what the fuck let's list what's yeah I caught my intriguing me this was on the recommended videos on the on my sidebar oh please be badass what's it what's the name of the band Hederson Hederson No way did we just find some badass what it's like a new age killer clowns from outer space yeah a little bit I don't believe in what you say but I don't know why it hurts me I wanna ask you my so-called friend why do you try to awake something inside go look at me and you're right I look at you and you judge looks like you're right I'm playing looks like they are screaming God damn dude that's a badass scream at that I love you but I hate you because you're always screaming at me I hate you I will break you I want to be freaking feel this shit I get I will get you I still be dead I'm better because you have no chance to win you look at me and you're angry I look at you and you blame me feels like you're I don't blame it and now I am screaming I love you but I hate you don't always screaming at me I hate I love the visuals on this video though I do too fucking dead don't let me be dead what's been a lot question on the ground dog my last breath you're never like take it all and fuck with let's go what's wrong with me but shit I can't escape all this I am out of control every time you disgrace me again every time you control me I love you I love you I love you mommy dude I like them I'm not gonna lie I'm probably gonna do that tomorrow not bad uh do you have any other because we're out of time no good out great that worked out perfectly because guys we are out of time for time you want to go home but you can't stay here guys we're gonna do we appreciate everyone who's who's listening to us uh we hope you guys have a great year Jay for yeah I hope you enjoy your times off motherfuckers I gotta work tomorrow I don't have a holy yeah news even New Year's uh so next time we we uh have a show it'll be 2026 yeah well we hope everyone has a safe and very memorable New Year's Eve Don't smoke weed in your car yeah you can't do that no felony you'll get a fucking felony you also can't go to Michigan and buy weed anymore so don't do that either that'll stop you people weren't doing that before yeah nobody was doing that in the first place Governor DeWine you're a dumb fuck you listen to this oh he's gonna be like we get one listener call this oh fucking idiot he's like I can't believe these guys said that about me I'll fucking right to his face guys we'll we'll see you guys next week fucking idiot four eyed piece of shit frickin' and I'm Jason Sherger and I'm on the tirade we'll see you guys next week later fuck on