The Greatest Non Hits
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The Greatest Non Hits
Alice in Chains: Dirt
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Journey through the complexities of "Dirt" as we dissect tracks like "Them Bones" and "Damn That River." We'll discuss Jerry Cantrell's vision, the band's interconnected relationships, and the raw, intense lyrics that define the album. From the haunting reflections on mortality to the visceral imagery of anger and pain, this chapter is a deep dive into the powerful themes that make "Dirt" stand out. And don't worry, we keep things light with shout-outs to Beavis and Butt-Head and some classic '90s pop culture.
Ready for some critical takes and candid reviews? We're not holding back on the songs we dislike, but we'll also highlight the musical prowess behind them. Expect a heartfelt discussion on "Rooster," shedding light on Jerry Cantrell's father's Vietnam experiences, and a humorous critique of chaotic tracks like "God Smack." We'll wrap up with a nod to the album's relentless sound and its place in Alice in Chains' legacy. Tune in for an episode packed with humor, personal reflections, and a true appreciation for one of rock's greatest albums.
Album Review
Speaker 1If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
Speaker 2Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't and, contrary-wise, what it is it wouldn't be and what it wouldn't be it would you see, ow?
Speaker 4All right, thank you for listening to the Greatest Non-Hits. I'm Chris, and sitting next to me, without a guitar, is my co-host, tim, and today's Doing well, doing well, all right, man, hey, all right. And today we're going to be listening to Dirt, which is the second studio album by the band Alice in Chains, headed by Lane Staley and Jerry Cantrell. Lane Staley on vocals, jerry Cantrell on guitar Got a couple other guys here as well Mike Starr is the bass player, who leaves the band after this album, and, uh, mr kenny. Well, anyway, they formed in 1987. They've got a cool backstory. They've got a bunch of great songs on this album. The five singles that are going to be considered the hits but there are 13 songs total and the the. The other songs that aren't the hits are the ones that we're going to be ranking today, as we do on every episode. So stick around, we're going to have a ton of laughs, we've got a bunch of hilarious sound clips.
Speaker 4Tim and I are going to drop some knowledge on you about the band. We're going to create some ruckus, can you describe the ruckus, sir. So with that, I'm going to turn it over to my buddy Tim. How are you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5Oh man, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Am I right? This is just.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's the principal. I forgot his last name.
Speaker 5There's a lot of loud noises, name. There's a lot of loud, loud noises, yeah, but it's a great album. They conquer a lot of very dark issues and I think the band describes themselves as seeing those dark issues and being triumphant over them and maybe having a little uh chip on your shoulder, a little sarcasm, yeah, to sort of you know, edge, edge, the hardship yeah.
Speaker 4So like a majority of the songs, uh, like the, the, the music and the lyrics is written by jerry cantrell but lane staley, on a couple of the songs he contributes a lot. Um, so we'll, I mean we'll get into that as we go along. But yeah to to tim's point. Yeah, there is a lot of drug themes in this. Um, you know there's death, you know there's in them bones, it's, it's dark, and so we're gonna go to a dark place and it's not always fun. But and I think the band is even saying so this album got a little bit of criticism, I think, when she say for maybe glamorizing drugs. And even though that wasn't their intent at all, it was just really more of like a warning, I think is it was a warning.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5It wasn't supposed to be glorifying, glorifying, uh, heroin usage by any means, but that's what was going on with them.
Speaker 4And I'm not going to shout out to oh, whatever. I mean, yeah, this isn't the. You don't want, you don't listen to this podcast you know to like. Okay, let's go ahead and shoot up and listen to Chris and Tim.
Speaker 5Yeah, please don't shoot up and listen to us.
Speaker 4No, no, no.
Speaker 5Do the opposite.
Speaker 4You know we're not judging no, the thing is like I've been on this wellness kick and, yeah, eating like healthy, I'm feeling great, you know running and all this stuff, and but that doesn't detract from the quality of this. I mean this is, yeah, like it's good for me just to hear this again from a mature point of view, because when this came out I was probably 22 or 23 at the time, I think Tim was a lad and so you grow up with this and now you see it, you listen to it decades later and it's like I would have skipped over this one, but we're bringing it back for me.
Speaker 5I never got on allison chain's uh wagon, but they do have great songs and the rooster is such a masterpiece. I know we're the greatest on hits, but it's such a masterpiece uh, the whole, the whole album with them bones. It's a, it's a roller coaster, wouldn't you say? Give a ride on the old bone roller coaster. All right, hamilton.
Speaker 4All right, Hamilton.
Speaker 5What else can we say Okay?
Speaker 4go ahead.
Speaker 5Yeah, lane passed away from a deadly speedball heroin combo and that's horrible, a deadly speedball heroin combo and that's horrible. And he was really. They really, you know, pounded the pavement and had this sort of incestuous band thing where everybody would guest with everybody else. I think lane at one point dressed up as a male stripper to try to get cantrell in his band or something, some weird thing like that.
Speaker 3Um, oh wow I didn't know about that.
Speaker 4Yeah, read about that I was like thinking more like around this time. Like the song wood was on the singles, like the cameron crowe came out with a movie called singles and it was about love, uh, triangles, relationships in seattle, and it was really all about the music scene at that time. The the song Wood from this album is featured on the soundtrack. So that's one thing of note. You want to go into Sleaze?
Speaker 5Yeah, so Sleaze. We have a palette distorter of Sleaze here. It's Lane Staley's group. They're playing in a high school gymnasium.
Speaker 4It's uh, it's 1985 it's a couple years before lakeside high in seattle.
Speaker 5Uh, and they're, they're wearing like the guitarist has a pink leopard frill and nothing else like a skirt the the drums match the guitar. And uh, lane's outfit is like a really monochromatic gray scale with a V-cut that he's ripped with thick hiking socks above his boots. It's quite a crazy. Look up Sleaze on YouTube. It is the screaming yeah, here we go, this is it's sort of a Viewer discretion Discretion advised Listener discretion. This is sort of a Viewer discretion, discretion, advised Listener, discretion, this is crazy. Okay, yes.
Speaker 4That was like a guitar solo. They're like rocking it out.
Speaker 5That was Lane screaming. Right that is high pitch and he also is like going over by the drums and trying to bang on stuff because he's a drummer at the time as well. But you know, and he was in a funk band and that didn't work out, Then they were in the hard side. What did he have? Monikers of the band were Diamonds. Lie and Fuck was a band. Okay.
Speaker 4Well, even like his suit that he was wearing that night matched the drum kit.
Speaker 5Yes, that monochrome gray black thing does the suit match the drum kit? I know that's uh, I think that that black and white stripes was like uh is sort of an oscar, uh, what is it um the wild? The guitarist for ozzy osbourne zach wild yeah, and, and then the uh, one of the promo backstage passes said welcome to wonderland on it. That's why we have the alice in wonderland.
Speaker 5Uh, oh, yeah, so that's how they got the name, they started talking about alice in wonderland and alice and, and why don't, oh, why don't we put alice, don't we put Alice in chains, and stuff like that. Now, stuff like that was what was maybe said and it wasn't maybe as fleshed out, as it were. But I think what they're really getting at too is the Alice in the Wonderland and the perception of reality, and there only is perception of reality and we're born in these bodies and we sort of witness life and the perception of reality, and there only is perception of reality and we're born in these bodies and we sort of witness life and the death cycle. Otherwise, our soul is somehow not experiencing this more ethereal, nondescript, generic, maybe spatial, abstract, scattered existence.
Speaker 5that is not as exciting as maybe the human existence that we're all in right now, suffering, is part of you know. So I think that's what it is. It's the bondage and maybe picking loose one of the chains, one of the links to sort of wrap your head around your own perceived reality. There we go, yeah.
Speaker 4I mean, if I had known that you were going to go that deep, we would have done the deeper and deeper way down. Sign uh, sound thing, but uh oh I got you, though.
Speaker 5That was cool is your brain wrapping your head around that I'm gonna take your brain out of your head and wash it, and scrub it, make it clean.
Band Formation and Album Discussion
Speaker 4All right, thank you. Yeah, no one thing. Okay, so we got to get to the album for time. But I one last thing I want to mention is like when they first formed in 1987, they came up with that album name. Camtrell wanted to form a band with staley. Uh well, I guess he wanted to form new benny and staley gave him the phone number of melinda star, s-t-a-r-r. Yeah, the girlfriend of the drummer, who's sean kenney they asked to talk to him.
Speaker 5That's good. They asked to talk to him.
Speaker 4But the other guy, mike Starr, is the bass player. The guy gets, when we find out, is like kicked out of the band after this album. But Mike Starr, I wonder if Mike Starr and Melinda Starr are related. It'd be like weird if, like you're Mike Starr and the drummer is like that is weird, is the?
Speaker 5girlfriend of your sister. We can speculate. I'm sure that might be I'll speculate. Yeah, that might be the reality here.
Speaker 4Or maybe even a cousin or something. Even that might be. Anyway, yeah, let's get into the album. I mean, the album's weird enough, I don't have to get into it.
Speaker 5Shout out to the tea drinkers out there and you are the knot in the pity of stomach. Oh shout drinkers out there and you are the not in the pity of stomach. Oh, I've been that icy. I've been watching lots of law and order with my broken elbow here no guitar here, falling off the old bicycle um oh, that's right.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's why you're in the. We didn't.
Speaker 5We didn't talk about that no, no and no guitar for a couple pot. Yeah, wiped into sidewalk after yeah messing on after.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, being out for a while. Yeah, and I had just started.
Speaker 5You know, most accidents are within five, five minutes from home.
Speaker 4This was like five seconds from yeah, it was like right in between here and there. Yeah, it was like right out front it was right around the corner, but yeah okay well hey, man, but get well soon, you, hey. Well, we're all G&H Nation is thoughts and prayers. Oh yeah, for your elbow.
Speaker 5I'm very excited for it to heal.
Speaker 4It's very exciting. Oh, we can hardly contain ourselves. All right, okay, so this is track one. This is them Bones. This is a hit Ready Ready. This is a hit Ready.
Speaker 5Ooh, okay, we're off. I'm scared.
Speaker 4I'm a little scared too.
Speaker 5This song is about you know Mortality. This song is about you know mortality.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's like a big bag of bones.
Speaker 5Born into our bodies.
Speaker 4They do harmonize such a grotesque image. Dust lies right on over my tongue, sorry.
Speaker 5It's almost like a buildup with the guitar is like they're, you know, speeding towards a cliff of doom or something, something, like that yeah.
Speaker 4It's an ominous build-up right. It's like a.
Speaker 5Yeah, that was one of your favorites.
Speaker 4Oh, Antifossil from the scene.
Speaker 3Oh, oh.
Speaker 4These guys rock oh.
Speaker 5Yeah, this was endorsed by Beavis and Bud in 93, and the youth took this song up like wildfire.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I think Sean Kinney, mike Starr and Lane I think they were the ones that were really battling with the dishes. They're all rocking it.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4I think Sean Kinney's a good drummer. I mean, not he's no Matt Cameron, but the thought that all the beautiful things and knowledge I mean not.
Speaker 5There's no Matt Cameron. The thought that all the beautiful things and knowledge and experiences you've been through just end and when you end, it scares me the thought that when you close your eyes for good, it's gone forever. That's Jerry Cantrell about this song All right, Oops, oh wow. Short and sweet.
Speaker 4Yeah, all right, we're off to a great start. This next one's a non-hit, okay, so Damn that river.
Speaker 5These lyrics really stuck out for me. I pushed you and stumbled and kicked you in the face. You stared at me. So, hollow, gotta keep that killing pace. Ooh.
Speaker 4Yeah, there's another one. You piss upon my candle, so pray, so pray. You're a fake. Yeah, I'm riddled. So yeah, I'm riddled so strong you can't break me. Well, let's listen to it, are you ready?
Speaker 1What was that ruckus?
Speaker 5What ruckus.
Speaker 2I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Speaker 4All right, Thank you.
Speaker 5Good bend of the string with the distortion sounds good.
Speaker 3Sure.
Speaker 6Sure.
Speaker 5Shout out to the Beavers out there. Shout out to Chris Farley.
Speaker 4And down by the river Classic.
Speaker 5Yeah, just get your little fishing rod out. Yeah, just get your little fishing rod out. Yeah, and you're pulled a sack down by the river with your van. The neighbors are like loud noises. Damn that river. And maybe I don't give a damn anyway. Damn that river.
Speaker 6Well, what the freaking hell. You couldn't damn that river and it washed me so far away. I love Leo.
Speaker 4It's very exciting. Are we going to hardly contain ourselves? Oh, it's tolerable. Shout out to Kramer. Kramer likes it.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 5Don't be pissing on people's candles.
Speaker 4You piss upon my candle? Is candle a metaphor for something? Maybe it's getting kind of weird, I don't know. I mean, I feel uncomfortable, just you know.
Speaker 7What the fuck is he talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 4exactly there you go.
Speaker 5Oh, let's give it a pause here. Let's take a little break and see what the Channel 2 News thinks about that one.
Speaker 2Okay, Whoa, whoa, hey guys, whoa, oh my God, wow channel two news thinks about that one.
Speaker 5Okay, whoa, whoa, hey guys, whoa. Oh, my god, wow. Okay, the weather guy said hope it rains when I die. Here we go coming up next exactly.
Speaker 4Well, damn that river. You know the rain and whatnot the rain and whatnot so there's more rain. Rain when I die is this one, so we got the first four seconds of it. You want to go back? All right, there's more rain, rain when.
Speaker 2I Die is this one.
Speaker 4So we got the first four seconds of it. You want to go back? All right, there's Mike Starr. I'm not feeling the bass on this one. Maybe it's better, I don't know.
Speaker 5When she is ready to know my frustration. What is this slow castration? She's slipping inside. What's she slipping? Yeah, you'll hear it, yeah.
Speaker 6You want it. No, I don't you on it, no on it.
Speaker 1Well, it's one louder, isn't?
Speaker 4it. Yeah, they're doing some freeform jazz kind of thing With a little bit of distortion there.
Speaker 5They're hitting the strings above the fret divider.
Speaker 4What do you call that? All right?
Speaker 7now we've gone almost like Slayer Satan.
Speaker 4Or that too, We've gone full-blown.
Speaker 5Satan. Boo, that too. We got a full-blown Satan.
Speaker 6Boo Boo Satan.
Speaker 4Ouch.
Speaker 5Oh, slow castration. Shout out to those who have switched from polyester underwear Cotton.
Speaker 7What the fuck is he talking about? Fuck it, I think it's gonna rain, get the door.
Speaker 2I'm praying, goddammit, I'm praying.
Speaker 5When you die on your deathbed, you will see receive eternal consciousness.
Speaker 4So I figured I had that going for me, which is nice.
Speaker 5I can help her, but won't.
Speaker 4You should have called his name. I mean, maybe he would have helped you out.
Speaker 5Maybe she forgot his name and it just sent him into a spiral. She forgot his name. She's like hey road, hey roadway. No, it's lane.
Speaker 3Lane.
Speaker 5I can't draw a line of road in this one.
Speaker 4Let's go to the Wikipedia and take a look at here. There you go. Ah, this is the yeah. This is written by Cantrell. No Rain when I Die. I'm sorry. Cantrell Lane, staley, sean Keating. Oh, this is a collaboration of a whole band. This is one that they all did together.
Speaker 5I like this one. This is not a hit. No.
Speaker 4This is not a hit.
Speaker 5Oh man, I'm already.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5I think, she won't let me hide, she don't want me to cry.
Speaker 6I'm not crying, you're crying.
Speaker 4Shout out to Dave Jordan, producer Mixer.
Speaker 6Shout out to Dave Jordan producer mixer.
Speaker 5I always wanted to be at my remains Put around a tree. You know a tree seed, so I'll be a grow up to be a tree after death.
Speaker 4Do you want me to press?
Speaker 7it or I'll press it. You press it. What the?
Speaker 4fuck, is he talking about.
Speaker 5There you go, it's happening. I'm a tree.
Speaker 1I've fallen and I can't get up.
Speaker 4I thought you were going to say something like I always wanted to be on an album cover.
Speaker 5Oh no, I want to be a tree when I'm dead, oh okay. Yeah, I'll put it in my will for you.
Speaker 4Oh, you're going to put me in charge of setting that up yeah.
Speaker 5I need a rooster. I need a rooster by the tree to protect the tree. It needs to be by that damn river. All right, get some good dirt.
Speaker 4I have to live a lot longer in order for me to do all that. I think that that's Get some good dirt. You're a healthy guy too.
Speaker 5Shout out to the gardeners out there. Gardeners know the best dirt, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Well, Tim knows. Anyway yeah, don't put that burden on me. I'll be super old. I've got to settle this guy's estate. This guy lived across the street from me. Oh, that's weird oh I like that okay, I'm not afraid anymore oh, that's good, there you go. Well, good, I'm glad, billy. What are the?
Speaker 5kids shout out to the uh, the donnie darko uh promotional tape, kid, oh, that's right here in love the fear and love child that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4Uh, yep, okay. Now we the fear and love child. That's right. Okay, now we're going to down in a hole.
Speaker 5Should we read some lyrics? I've eaten the sun, so my tongue has been burned of the taste Whoa.
Speaker 4Okay, is it? Um, I'd like to, but my wings can't be denied, yeah.
Speaker 5All right, hamilton Wings are not going to be denied here. Well.
Speaker 4I'd like to, yeah, I'd like to fly, but my wings can't be so denied. Oh, yes, those wings All right, Ready oh yes, those wings All right ready. He's on his final hole.
Speaker 5He's down in a hole. It's gassy. It's gassy down there.
Speaker 1My gassy hole hanging out.
Speaker 6Thank you, Kate.
Speaker 1McKinnon.
Speaker 4It's in the hole.
Speaker 6Alright, let's enjoy.
Speaker 5Sand rains down, and here I sit Holding red flowers in my hand Shout out to the rare flower gardeners.
Speaker 4We're going to try to make this as positive as possible, folks.
Speaker 5Yeah, we have a word from our sponsor after this song.
Speaker 4Well, yeah, I mean now, granted, yeah, maybe about ten years later Plain City's dead. Okay, nobody feels worse about that. But I mean Jerry Cantrell's still alive. I think the other guys are too. Unless I'm mistaken, Did Mike Starr die.
Speaker 5Well, we are all Stardust and we return to the stars once we are dead.
Speaker 4Yeah, mike Starr, march 8th 2011. He's no longer with us. Yeah, heroin, opioids, prescription overdose God damn it. And he's no longer with us. Yeah, heroin, opioids, prescription overdose Ah, god damn it. What are you going to do?
Speaker 5Well, they flew for a little bit.
Speaker 4Hey man, he got to live the dream. Sean Kinney's still alive, that's good.
Speaker 7Good little.
Speaker 5Sean Kinney's still alive. That's good. A little Round the bend On the drums there.
Speaker 4Yeah, kinney, yeah. Kinney joined singer Johnny Cash, kim Thiel of Soundgarden and bassist Chris Masella Nirvana for a cover of Willie Nelson's title, the Preacher Featured on the tribute album Twist Willie. How cool.
Speaker 6Nice.
Speaker 4So the band has that going for them, which is nice, and they have a lineup right now that currently is in over 5 million followers. I think the album sounds great though. I think the album sounds great though. I think the music is great.
Speaker 5Yeah, it just seems the effects on the guitar are the same every song. Okay, fair, I mean.
Speaker 4It's a little repetitive. Where does this go? From beginning to end.
Speaker 5Well, they're a grunge rock band so they're going to put distortion on, but it just seems like you don't have to on all of these Broadening your horizons. Maybe a little bit would be my criticism. With the effects there's a little more flange. I hear the acoustic too, so maybe I'm being yeah, okay, Maybe it's not justified, but hey, it is a little closed off, isn't it?
Speaker 4Yeah, you know what? That's true, but for that time period they were trying to make a statement.
Speaker 5They were trying to be themselves find their own songs.
Speaker 4Their own sounds. Individuality, thinking for yourself, I think it's what. And not being so goddamn superficial and fake and plastic, and all that shit is being rejected with this.
Speaker 5That's so fetch.
Speaker 4You can't say that without a clip coming back.
Speaker 3But anyway.
Speaker 4I'm a deep down on the mean girl Chris.
Speaker 2Don't mess with the bull young man.
Speaker 1You'll get the horns. It's in the hole, it's in the hole.
Speaker 5Hey, it's in his final hole.
Speaker 4I like how they go a little bit extra high in that last one.
Speaker 3Extra high.
Speaker 6So high.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh.
Speaker 4Jack, I pass on grass.
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Speaker 4There'll be another sponsor one of these days. Hopefully we can get them all right. Moving on. Okay. What's the next one here? Sick man, get them All right. Moving on. Okay, what's the next? One here Sick, man Sick man, you got anything on that.
Speaker 5Purity over rot, pure rot.
Speaker 4Yeah, this is a horrible song.
Speaker 5This is one of our least favorites, but we'll nice little jazz drumming to start off.
Speaker 4They have a cool line. I can feel the wheel, but I can, can't steer.
Speaker 5My thoughts become my biggest fear it's good, uh, headbanging mosh pit song. Yeah, if you're trying to get your ankle rolled.
Speaker 4Yeah, the mosh pit, I can see it.
Speaker 5Shout out to the chamomile drinkers out there Wake the hell up.
Speaker 4Shout out to the runners out there Look both ways.
Speaker 5Yeah, watch out for those behind the wheel. All right, some crazy bikers out there, yeah.
Speaker 4Keep that rhythm, even though there's a time signature change yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, is the world sick, or is it the sick world of his? It was just a sick music world. It was like this is Axl Rose kind of stuff.
Speaker 5Plus it never had any sun in. Seattle.
Speaker 6They go like up and down. It's kind of like chanting.
Speaker 4What the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 1I don't know I don't know what this is.
Speaker 4Anyway, do you mind Shouts to Richard Lewis? Can we give this one the hook?
Speaker 5There's just some choking yeah. Walk through the valley of rape and despair. Ah yeah, let's just go to the outro, or isn't there a solo? There's a solo here Is there, right here.
Speaker 4Oh, purity over rot. I'll start there. All right, there's going to be an abrupt movement. There we go Right now.
Speaker 5Is this what you're talking about? Yeah, purity over rot.
Speaker 2I only came here to do two things, man Kick some ass and drink some beer.
Speaker 5Looks like we're almost out of beer. Thank, you. Meathead from Days of Confused.
Speaker 7I mean what the?
Speaker 3fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 4No, I'm speechless. I don't know what to add to this.
Speaker 5There's nothing more to be added.
Speaker 4This is almost like the sleaze days here. Yeah, Layne Staley's all over this. Who wrote this one?
Speaker 6Let's see Loud noises. Loud noises.
Speaker 5Could you describe the ruckus sir?
Speaker 1God's name is going on in here.
Speaker 4This is brutal and still a five-time platinum. Six million copies total, highest selling album to date. All right, I'm happy that's done. That ending was kind of cool.
Speaker 2You must take this fine cassava melon over to him.
Speaker 1Show him what you got, but don't let him have it. You gotta tease him a little.
Speaker 4All right, that was a great intro A little tease. Shout out to the Foghorn Leghorn fans out there. I love that, like all of the harmonies on this song, yeah.
Speaker 5What line do you like in this one? Wife and kids and household pet Army green no safe bet yes.
Speaker 4So random yes, so random Got my pills against mosquito death, my buddy's breathing, his dying breath Maybe this is about a let's see.
Speaker 5I like how the bass and the guitar played together. Army Green no Safe Bet. This is about Jerry Cantrell's father, whose nickname was Rooster, in Vietnam, I gotcha. It's about resilience as a soldier getting sent off to war, leaving your wife and kids behind, watching your friends die. Does your best to stay alive. They come to kill the rooster. Does his best to stay alive. They come to kill the rooster, but he won't die.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 1Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster. No, no, no.
Speaker 3No, he ain't gonna die.
Speaker 2I see a Bible rooster, I hope, praying goddammit.
Speaker 6They come to snuff the rooster.
Speaker 4They come to snuff the rooster. I like that they're snuffing some rooster.
Speaker 5Yeah, this wouldn't be the same song if they didn't change, if they didn't have the snuff in there, they used to call me the rooster Good drummer buildup that voice is awesome.
Speaker 4No, no, no, dad, his voice is awesome.
Speaker 5They actually use Cantrell's father's statements about war in the music video.
Speaker 6That's the intro, oh okay, huh, wait.
Speaker 4What was that about his dad? Like in the intro, it's in the music video.
Speaker 6Oh, oh, okay, got it, got my pills against mosquito death.
Speaker 4Got my pills against mosquito death. My buddy's breathing. He's dying.
Speaker 6Getting into the poetry business.
Speaker 4Won't you help me make it through?
Speaker 6Getting into the poetry Poetry, yeah, here come the rooster. Yeah, you know he ain't gonna die.
Speaker 4I kind of miss these days a little bit. I mean it was just completely different. I mean it was just completely different. It was weird in its own way. That part was cool, kind of a nice bass line at the end there too.
Speaker 1Ah, that feels better there you go alright, okay.
Speaker 4So what do we got? What do we got coming up next here?
Speaker 5got some junk oh yeah, this is junk fuck yeah junk head. I'm a, I'm a thrifter, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, yeah, that's your favorite line junk Junkhead. I'm a thrifter Junk.
Speaker 4Fuck yeah, that's your favorite line Junk.
Speaker 5Fuck yeah, that's what I say every time I walk into Goodwill.
Critical Analysis of Album Tracks
Speaker 4Junk fuck yeah. Junk fuck yeah. Drunk fuck yeah, hardcore thrifter. I mean, here's the thing. It's that lack of variation in the songs makes it kind of difficult to listen to from beginning to end agreed they were going for hits on this album yeah, like let's see what sticks, kind of thing, because yeah, all of the sound kind of the same and it's just sort of like, yeah, let's tweak it here and there and there's a lot of sticks. Yeah, I like this part though. Like this part though. I like this harmony.
Speaker 5Advil.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 4But yeah, it's pretty depressing. Yeah, I don't know, I don't feel like this at all. An elite race of our own.
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel like this at all.
Speaker 4An elite race of our own, but we are an elite race, ah, what?
Speaker 5was that Elite race of stoners, junkies and freaks?
Speaker 4Yeah, I didn't know that they were supremacists too.
Speaker 5Elite.
Speaker 4It's tolerable.
Speaker 5It's tolerable Basically. I'm sorry Overlap, Some vocal overlays.
Speaker 4Yeah, let's be good at that strip club song.
Speaker 5Put your hands together for the lovely Jasmine, empty and bare.
Speaker 6Yeah, I don't go broke and I do it a lot, I do it a lot, it's happening, it's happening.
Speaker 4It's like the guitar, the fuzz guitar.
Speaker 6So I say this is a miracle lips, Let her rip.
Speaker 5Let her rip there.
Speaker 4Let her rip.
Speaker 5A melodic solo instead of a shredder solo. Yeah, okay, maybe some self-awarety.
Speaker 4Self-awarety. All right, yeah, okay, maybe some self-awarety.
Speaker 5Self-awarety all right. Yeah, I talk real good. Got my books and my degrees. This is my favorite line.
Speaker 4This is my favorite line. No, not the doing it like me. Okay, right.
Speaker 5A hard stop after books and degrees. Okay, gotcha I think I bet you'd be doing like me and it ain't so bad and it ain't so bad.
Speaker 4So maybe this one does kind of incite drug use to an impressionable, impressionable youth. Um, yeah, it's like you don't go broke and you can do it a lot. There's a lot of selling of it here. It's like like I didn't realize that I do kind of like the music.
Speaker 7Satan.
Speaker 4Well, not that.
Speaker 5Thank you, church lady.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5Let's call this what it is. Yeah, this is Satan.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're smoking the devil's lettuce Next. Okay, yeah, we were almost done with it. Maybe we should have done that earlier, yeah, okay, yeah, we were almost done with it. Maybe we should have done that earlier. Yeah, okay. This is like a really bad part of the hour.
Speaker 5Judas Priest Barber is one of those flaming bags again, and now it's frustration. He does like a weird Vocal twitch At the end of words. Oh god, at the end of words.
Speaker 4Oh God.
Speaker 6This is getting dark. Call the fire department. There is one who shouldn't be A threat to hide myself from what is wrong for me.
Speaker 1For me Ah, that feels, that feels better.
Speaker 4Shout out to Carrie's mom.
Speaker 1I'm down by the river.
Speaker 6You gotta.
Speaker 5You gotta Smooth it out. Okay, it's jerking Jer. Smooth it out, jerk it out Smoothly and softly. Smoothly and softly. Oh, it takes a little crazy to know crazy, doesn't it?
Speaker 4I think that's right. That's fair Since 2006, it's been Cantrell, William Duvall, Mike Inez and Sean Kinney, so they're two of the four. That's right, two living guys are still in the band. I think Mike Inez was's bass is half of the sound. This is kind of cool. I like this part. Good solo. It's really Yass, it's really Fenn in that. They must have gone through a lot of strings. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5They probably tune it down now. I'm really digging the music on this one. Dirt's not a hit right.
Speaker 6I don't think it is. No, I try to hide myself from what is wrong for me.
Speaker 5This is about Demery Parrott, Staley's fiancΓ©e.
Speaker 3Okay, oh okay, okay.
Speaker 4So the next one's god smack. This is a non-hit and, of course, this is famous because the the group god smack got their name from this song, so god's name is going on in here all right well played it's just a lot of ruckus. It's just a lot yeah, you can't describe the ruckus I cannot, for the men who wonder who's singing this Star that broke your back yonder, is this Wayne Staley? Yeah.
Speaker 5She's got such big eyes. Oh wow, it's like going crazy. What in God's name have you done?
Speaker 4Oh, wow, it's like going crazy.
Speaker 6Stick around for some real fun For the horse you've grown much fonder, then for me that I don't wonder what is happening.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm not into this. It's going on. It's going too many different places.
Speaker 5We're like in the bottom of the well with Jack Hammer, kind of like I'm going to fast forward. Are you fast forward, smiling by your Like in the bottom of the well?
Speaker 4With Jack.
Speaker 5Hammer Kind of like.
Speaker 4I'm a fast forward. Are you a fast forward? Yeah, if you're a Fast forward. Here's the.
Speaker 3Alright, a little vignette All right.
Speaker 5A little vignette. He doesn't try to play fast always, which is kind of cool, right, he just plays poignantly.
Speaker 6Yeah, that's good, that's good I don't like the voice. I don't like that. Now you know the reasons why. Can't get high or you will die. Oh, you'll die. What in God's name have you done? Sticked your arm for some revenge? What the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 4Saw your sickness, wasted time.
Speaker 7What the fuck is he talking about? Fuck it.
Speaker 3Drug, drug Okay.
Speaker 6Peace, okay.
Speaker 4All right, this one is untitled and it's an annoying thing and let's just go. It's 43 seconds, I'm going next. All right, yeah, this is heat to feel, okay.
Speaker 2Okay, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6I'm not afraid anymore. I've fallen.
Speaker 5I have too.
Speaker 2Okay, whoa, okay, whoa, whoa Harry, hey guys, whoa Wow.
Speaker 5Another shaggy DA, now a dog, shake my leg. I think this is the ballad. This is their lick my love. This is the ballad. This is their lick my love. I don't know that they understand the perception of what a ballad is, but I think this might be it. Oh, is this supposed to be the ballad? No, I know, down in the hole it is.
Speaker 4Yeah you're right. Yeah, there's another one too, I think. The rooster maybe, but that even sets the kick in. It's halfway through.
Speaker 5I love Steely Dan's song Love to Touch as opposed to Hate to Feel. Yeah, there you go Again. This is about heroin Formant regret.
Speaker 4All right, smack New Orleans. Gotta get Pincushion medicine. Bend my blood now, okay, and I crawl back to bed now, ugh, and I crawl back to bed now, ugh. Do they have like heroin?
Speaker 6ponchos, isn't that like a?
Speaker 4Seinfeld, oh yeah.
Speaker 6Use your bucket.
Speaker 5Well, he's suffered from youth. You know divorced parents gotten into music to become a rock star.
Speaker 4That's Cantrell right.
Speaker 5Oh, Staley.
Speaker 4Oh, a rough childhood.
Speaker 5He tried to actually track down his father. He wanted to be a rock star so his father would come back into his life. But he did get some information about his father but decided to stay away.
Speaker 4The dad decided to stay away, lane.
Speaker 5Interesting. So he's tormented, you know. Yeah, oh, he did find him actually and his father was recovering addicts. Wow, that's crazy. And they did heroin together apparently.
Speaker 4It says song facts. Oh wow, that's sad.
Speaker 5This is crazy. Oh my gosh Taking pain, my back's so dark.
Speaker 4Let's have a father-son heroine offer Jeez.
Speaker 5I guess it runs in the family Fingershell Medicine. I kind of feel bad Curious. Now the ship's such a mess I kind of feel bad. You don't want to feel your emotions. So you get drugged. Yeah, you get all drugged up on the substance.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 5Well anyway, good voice. Harmonization.
Speaker 4Yeah, right, yeah. Now the voice harmonization is starting to seem kind of fucked up because it's like on every single song, but it's still good, so with that, what do we have next here?
Speaker 5Angry chair Ah.
Speaker 6But you are Blanche, you are in that chair.
Speaker 4Shout out to Blanche.
Speaker 5Whatever happened, baby game, whatever happened to Baby Jane.
Speaker 4Baby Jane, it's a classic.
Speaker 5Joan Crawford. Oh yeah, danny Davis, shout out to the clay molders out there, the pottery yeah.
Speaker 4Aficionados. Shout out to all the kiln operators.
Speaker 5And the face guajars. You know, face guajing is in now. Guaja, how you say the rolling of your face with a little rock?
Speaker 6What do you do with your hands, too?
Speaker 4Shout out to the cloudy apple juice drinkers.
Speaker 2And the prayers Get in the door. I'm praying, goddammit oh.
Speaker 4Shout out to Foghorn Leghorn. Kind of got the sound wrong a little bit on that one.
Speaker 5I don't mind, yeah, I don't mind, yeah, aye, aye, aye.
Speaker 6Aye, aye, aye, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind.
Speaker 4I can't find it anywhere, I don't mind. This is it Okay?
Speaker 6Yeah, bang Bang.
Speaker 5Out of here, boy. You're falling over yourself, boy.
Speaker 2Boy, I said boy. Boy I said boy, listen to me.
Speaker 5Real good, now You're going to drop that habit of heroin. I said boy Boy. I said boy, listen to me. Real good, now You're going to drop that habit of heroin. Now, boy.
Speaker 4You're going to take this heroin needle. And then he's like you take this here, cassava leather. And then we got to put together a plan. Now you're going to be Little Red Riding Hood, You're going to be skipping on down the old mill road and then they're going to. That boy is dull as a doornail. They had that little rooster nephew that was like a chicken hawk. He had that Napoleon complex.
Speaker 3Ah, ah, ah.
Speaker 4That's her. How could we have missed that?
Speaker 5No, I don't mind.
Speaker 2All that I want is to play I don't mind Get the door, I'm praying.
Speaker 5God damn it. I like that Guitar ruckus there. Whatever they did, I can't describe it, but.
Speaker 1Anyway, do you mind?
Speaker 3No, You're going to sit in that angry chair until you're happy again yeah but that was a good one.
Speaker 5Playing with dirt actually releases the happy serotonin in your brain. So all you gardeners out there- alright, this is wood chew on it so chew on it.
Speaker 4This is a hit. Yeah, this is from the singles soundtrack. 1992 movie. Grammy winner.
Speaker 6No me broken by my master. Teach me Goodbye, my master. Teach me a child Love. Thereafter Into the flood again, send him on trip to walk the land. So I made a big mistake.
Speaker 4Wow. It's like all the other stuff, like, aside from these hits, all the other stuff is about like heroin and addiction. That's sort of like the Right. I mean this is too, but it's not as uh obvious.
Speaker 5It's like sorry, that's okay yeah, I was saying yeah to that. Songs about war, songs about relationships, seem to do better maybe.
Speaker 4Yeah, Like the dad was in War and All right yeah.
Speaker 5Or Cantrell's father, right, right.
Speaker 4Into the Flood again.
Speaker 5Yeah, this guitar thing is awesome. I think this is my favorite hit on the album. Yeah, I like it better than it's better than the rooster I think no, I like the rooster first, this second maybe okay, either both but this one's a close second and it's hidden on the last track, which is kind of rare this one.
Speaker 4it gets more listens than any of them. Oh, wow, wow. The rooster's next and then down in a hole. Oh, I'm sorry, then bones then down in a hole. That makes sense. Untitled has the least Hate to feel it, but God's not. I like the end of this too. It's kind of short and sweet too. A lot of these other songs seem too long.
Speaker 5All right, yeah, that was a strong ending right, I'll say All right, it snapped you back too here.
Speaker 4Well, we got to go. So we got to look at our top three. So what are you looking at for number three bud?
Speaker 5I'm going dirt.
Speaker 4Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 4All right, yeah, okay, no explanation, that's fine.
Speaker 5It is yeah, still not my favorite, but yeah.
Speaker 4Well, my number three, and this is something I had to reach for. This is Junkhead. Okay, because I hate the message and it is kind of like selling it, but I like the well, it's my drug of choice. I like the harmony. It's the way it kind of goes up and it has that weird guitar thing. So that's my number three.
Speaker 5You know, dali said I don't do drugs, I am drugs. That was cool you know, I guess you know, if you listen to all of our podcasts in a row, you could be an addict of the greatest non-hits, yeah, so maybe you should get some help if you do that.
Speaker 4Yeah, if we're coursing through your veins. Yeah, man, yeah.
Speaker 5I feel for you, so do I Okay. I feel for you, so do I Okay. So number two what was it? Let me see the list again.
Speaker 4We got those right there.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, damn that river's not a hit, or is it? No? All right, damn that river. Number two yeah.
Speaker 4Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 5It flowed, had some flow. Okay, it flowed it had some flow Okay. It was angry. It was angsty. It had some repression that you just see a therapist about, and I liked it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I felt the same way of that I'm going to go with. Night number two is Rain when I Die.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 4That was the one that I think all of them collaborated on it yeah, I mean so it it felt like a deeper song a deeper, more unique song that bucked the trend, yeah of the other song.
Speaker 5So that's way down number two yeah, that's my number one. I will listen to rain when I die again, but, um, you know, exercise mode, or? Or maybe I'm angsty, maybe you wake up in the morning and you just want to, like you know, pop some firecrackers off and listen to Rain when I Die. Okay, and the police might be knocking on your door shortly, but it's a good song.
Album Track Discussion
Speaker 4It is. It was good too. Yeah, I went Damn that River. Of course those are really the three big songs for me, yeah, but obviously Damn that River, it was just really hooky and it followed up them Bones really good and it was like super.
Speaker 5What the fuck is he talking?
Speaker 4about. I think it was a good follow-up.
Speaker 5No, it is.
Speaker 4I like how it flows in from them Bones to that. It's like.
Speaker 5The first six songs are very powerful together.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 5They need a ballad in between Rooster and Junk or no, they need a ballad somewhere near 9 through 12, a little bit. I mean Down in a Hole kind of sounds like one, but then it builds up and then gets like super loud yeah, so even their ballads like kind of turn into and I'm size into a heavy song and, untitled, had a chance to be a ballad of 43 seconds or like some kind of like.
Speaker 4I don't know a little breath catcher.
Speaker 5But no, no, they just yeah, ran your entire ballad yeah, they rammed their, their, their sound waves down your.
Speaker 4Well, they're going to go let yeah, they're going for the slayer demo. And I don't know, they rammed their sound waves down your gullet. Yeah, they're going for the Slayer demo.
Speaker 3Slayer demo.
Speaker 4There's some overlapping there.
Speaker 5Double kill Slayer. Shout out to the Halo players out there, Yep shout out to them.
Speaker 4But yeah, thanks for listening guys, we're no angels. All right, take care, bye.