The Greatest Non Hits
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The Greatest Non Hits
This is Spinal Tap: Soundtrack
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Ever wondered what happens when comedy meets rock music in perfect harmony? Join us as we break format to celebrate This Is Spinal Tap's brilliant soundtrack – an album that walks the razor-thin line between parody and genuine musical accomplishment.
Fresh from seeing the 1984 cult classic on the big screen, we couldn't resist diving into these tracks that somehow manage to be both ridiculous and legitimately good. From the pompous prog-rock excesses of "Rock and Roll Creation" to the triple-bass absurdity of "Big Bottom," each song perfectly captures the essence of 70s and 80s rock while mercilessly mocking its worst tendencies.
What makes these songs so special isn't just their hilarious lyrics about sex farms and tiny Stonehenge monuments – it's how musically competent they are. We hear echoes of Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, The Who, and Rush throughout the album, all filtered through a lens of satire that somehow enhances rather than diminishes the music. The double entendres may be juvenile, but the musicianship is anything but.
As we eagerly await Spinal Tap 2 (coming September 2025), join us in ranking our favorite tracks from the original soundtrack. Which song goes to eleven? Will it be the mandolin-infused "Stonehenge," the classical-meets-heavy-metal "Heavy Duty," or perhaps the hilariously patriotic "America" with its references to the Brady Bunch and apple pie? Listen now to find out which tracks deserve to be turned up to eleven and which belong in the "Where Are They Now?" file.
Breaking Format for Spinal Tap
Speaker 2all right, thank you for listening to the greatest non Non-Hits. All right, I'm Chris, and playing the end part of Heavy Duty from the this Is Spinal Tap soundtrack is my co-host, tim. Thank you so much for listening, as you always do. Um, this is we're. We're breaking from our format a little bit for this episode. Uh, we're. We're in season four. We're supposed to be doing uh 2000 albums.
Speaker 2We want to break it up a little bit because, um, tim and I went to see uh the this is spinal tap movie made in 1984. Um, we saw a movie with uh them over the weekend and we thought let's listen to the soundtrack. We'll do the whole format where we'll go through all the songs, we'll listen to them, we'll yuck it up, we're going to play Spinal Tap clips within the songs and at the end we'll rank our top three songs from the album. We're going to consider all of the songs non-hits but we've got the benefit of the lyrics. You know, like, when you like, for example, on spotify, if you click in or type in this is spinal tap, it's going to give you a list of 13 songs that you hear when you you know that are in the movie.
Speaker 2You know there's there's the classics. You know there's. That was heavy duty when he was playing. You know it's got like the classical music at heavy duty when he was playing. It's got the classical music at the end but he's playing in a heavy riff kind of guitar thing. That's heavy duty.
Speaker 2There's other songs like. There's Hell Hole Tonight. I'm Gonna Rock you Tonight. Rock and Roll Creation. There's Cups and Cakes from if you've seen the original movie. That's a hit from a long time ago when they were the Thamesmen. Let's see. There's Sex Farm, if you recall the movie. They played that at the Air Force Base. That was when, I think, nigel completely loses it, smashes his guitar and leaves the band. There's also Stonehenge, you know. There's the classic moment in the movie where the uh, the triptychs uh come down from the rafters and uh, it's super small because uh, yeah, they mislabeled on the napkin that it was uh inches instead of feet. So you get it Really good stuff. Give me some money.
Speaker 2Listen to the flower people is towards the end, big bottom, where the three guys are playing bass all at the same time. No guitar, no lead classics. So we're going to listen to all those. At the end we're going to give our top three. I think I know what my top one is. Um, the other two there are a lot of.
Speaker 2The thing is, what's the final tap? Is that they they think that they're these brilliant geniuses and they're kind of idiots and, um, the music is, you know, a lot more simple than you know. They try to make it out to be so, but at the same time, the roots of the song are hilarious, and so we're going to have a good time. It's going to be fun stuff. I don't know, man, I think Tim has his certain things. There's the subplot of Janine in the movie that, um, but yeah, we want to talk about throughout. Just, it was just hilarious and I'm excited because on september 12th of this year is when they're releasing spinal tap to the end continues. So, as we're recording this, we haven't seen the movie yet. So if you're listening beyond september 12th of 2025, then, uh, you, if you're listening beyond September 12th of 2025, then you're listening in the future. You've seen the movie and I hope it was good.
Speaker 2I hope you enjoyed it, but in the meantime we're excited to have fun with this one, and I haven't talked to Tim about what his top three are, tim, how you doing buddy.
Speaker 4Rock and roll, hello cleveland back in the saddle and back in this hellhole gosh. You know we've got lots of time on our hands it's a complete catastrophe just people, mbs, people, mbs uh-huh, you know, it's just, we are, you know, in this point in our careers.
Speaker 3People should be envying us. You know, I envy us. Yeah, I do Me too.
Speaker 4Me too. We just we are who we are and who we are yeah.
Speaker 2No matter how delusional we are, it's just simple, it's clever. Yeah, simple lines.
Speaker 4Could be anything.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Yes, exactly, and try to do that with this podcast.
Speaker 4This is our saucy jack yeah, this could be our saucy jack, because you know we've had all these ideas and yeah this is the parody.
Speaker 2Do that thing with the london philharmonic yeah it's delusional, but you know, yeah, I mean, I've been thinking about, yeah, the jack, the ripper yeah, remember what we were.
Speaker 3Do you project? At the Luton Palace.
Speaker 4We were talking about the Luton Palace.
Speaker 3The musical based on the life of Jack the Ripper Saucy.
Speaker 2Jack, saucy Jack, I like the who.
Speaker 1You're a naughty one Pinball wizard.
Speaker 2Saucy Jack, you're a naughty one.
Speaker 4Yeah, it was a great experience to see that in the theater. Big screen on the big screen, uh, wow, yeah, and the the trailer. You know it was. I'm not gonna spoil anything with the trailer, but yeah, I wonder, yeah, who knows? Well, we can listen to this again after hopefully they get a full size stonehenge, you know yeah, I wonder.
Speaker 2Yeah, that new drummer too, like Joe mama bass. I wonder, how he worked Do they make reference to him.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2I think in like one of the like the an interview in 1991 when they came out with break like the wind, they were interviewing them and he said something to the fact that he and Janine, like David St Hubbins is like he and Janine got married in 1986 and yeah, but she's back in London and she's got some sort of business. I don't know. So maybe they'll make reference to those things. Yeah, they were mad at market, marty DeBerge in that, in that interview.
Speaker 2interview after the movie because it made him look stupid and they were like mad at that time. I just wonder if that that comes up or they're double dipping with the interview.
Speaker 4They just need to stay elusive, and the more elusive, the more the allure. That's what I think. Yeah, with this they can make a cupcake business and sell thousands, yeah, cups and cakes. Vanilla chocolate strawberry Right.
Speaker 2Derek Smalls, aka Everybody loves sweets. Nigel Derek Smalls, aka Everybody loves sweets, you know, yeah, nigel.
Speaker 4Nigel would have a couple cupcakes. Yeah, they could do that.
Speaker 2Yeah, from their big hit Cups and Cakes.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, Look at you man. Yeah, you know we could set up our own bakery and business and just call that Cups and Cakes and just rip them off. Yeah in business and just call that cups and cakes and just rip them off. Yeah, you can get them. Maybe they can sponsor us yeah well, but then they. We just gave them the idea.
Speaker 4So well they'll have us it was a dream they'll show, they'll reciprocate, you know, yeah, yeah, anyway let's get into the let's go.
Hell Hole: Rich Rock Star Problems
Speaker 2You know non-hits yeah, let's go hellhole is the first song. All right, right out of the gate yeah, all right, that's bib savage on the keyboards. Shout out. Shout out to Viv.
Speaker 1I'm a man. I'm a man.
Speaker 2Now we're going with all smiles out of the clips.
Speaker 3They see us on stage. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it's really quite frightening, the size.
Speaker 4The lady next to me in the theater really liked that armadillos reference. Oh yes, she was cracking up, she. It's good to hear other people laughing as reference. Oh yeah, she's cracking up. It's good to hear other people laughing at stuff, oh.
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 4Yeah, got a little steak and lobster. A sauna they got the sauna yeah.
Speaker 2Ooh.
Speaker 1Ooh.
Speaker 2Man, the kitchen stinks of boiling snails, so they're boiling snails, so they're supposed to be like these.
Speaker 4The pools are too hot. It's a heated pool darn. It's a hell hole. The butler quit. It's rich person problems.
Speaker 2Taxman's comment the butler quit. This ain't no place to be. Who's gonna clean up around here?
Speaker 4Taxman's comment about where this ain't no place who's?
Speaker 3gonna, he's gonna clean up around here. I mean I just, I don't. I don't do dishes. I Read so that I put this Right. So then it's like this but this doesn't work because then it's all. Because it hangs out like that Look, would you be holding it? No, I wouldn't want to be holding my mouth.
Speaker 2All right, A exhibit A.
Speaker 3All right, a exhibit, a Look this miniature bread. It's like I've been working with this for about half an hour and I can't figure out. Let's say, the bite, right, you've got this. You have an M, exactly. I don't understand how it's like you could fold it, well, no, then it's half the size and I keep folding, yeah, but then it breaks up, it breaks apart, like this no, no, no, you put it on the bread like this, see, but then if you keep, and then everything has to be folded and then it's this that was ripping Look who's in here?
Speaker 3No one.
Speaker 2All right, this is tonight. I'm going to rock you tonight.
Speaker 4He did not repeat himself.
Speaker 2The title is Tonight I'm Gonna Rock you Tonight. I love that I know.
Speaker 4So Hell Hole has got to be like. We're thinking Alice Cooper, yeah, this one could be. Who are they parodying? Yeah, like Directly.
Speaker 2Like Godzilla, maybe like with that organ, maybe like Blue Oyster Cult, like Blue Oyster Cult UFO Thin Lizzy yeah, like Blue Oyster Cult. Like Blue Oyster Cult UFO Thin Lizzy, yeah, even Kiss.
Speaker 4Yes, here it is. Yes, this is Kiss, yeah, for sure, the Rocka yeah, and it's Alice.
Speaker 2Cooper, ted Nugent. It's like the song's about the younger, you know. It's like how you know how Alice Cooper or no, it's like Ted Nugent. It's like his song's about like the younger, you know. It's like how you know how, like Alice Cooper or no, it's like Ted Nugent, you're too young. Yeah, like adopted his girlfriend so he could marry her, or whatever you know. It's like, oh my God. And so it's like, I think it's like parodying that. It's disgusting. He, woody Allen'd it. Ah, oh.
Speaker 4God it's cringy.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is these guys are. Yeah, this song is like taking it to the end.
Speaker 4It's a parody Of course, yeah, they're not Real rock crew. Yeah, which is crazy. How the music is this good for it not being an actual band?
Speaker 2I don't understand how this is not a bad song. Who?
Speaker 4makes the song.
Speaker 2So that's it right. Who are the ghost writers exactly? Yeah, who were they? I mean, we gotta, yeah, look that up, maybe like shame on us, but not even they, like, who wrote these songs? I mean, I think it was just like all of them.
Speaker 4Maybe they did write them. That's the brilliance of it they actually made songs for this.
Speaker 2It's like proggy. It kind of goes from high to low.
Speaker 3They mix opera and, yeah, maybe Boston with the oh yeah emerson lake and palmer, like keith emerson, there's a little guy look yeah, so it's a complete catastrophe you're right yeah, this is heavy duty.
Speaker 2This is what Dan was playing.
Speaker 1Oh damn it, Damn it man.
Speaker 4You know, this song would be really good if they were dressed up as animals.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, any idea what it will cost to dress up as animals?
Speaker 3Oh it doesn't cost anything. They're not animals.
Speaker 2They're not animals.
Speaker 3It's a way to fight the drabs.
Speaker 2It's a way to fight the drabs. It's a way to fight the drabs.
Speaker 3Mine would look better in doubly. It was done in doubly.
Speaker 4Meditation stuff makes you go blind. I love it.
Speaker 2Scrape that volume.
Speaker 4What are the hits on here?
Speaker 2I mean my intro. I was just like I don't think these are hits, are they? None, None, none.
Speaker 4None more black None. No hits, it's in the. Where are they now file?
Speaker 2Why waste good music on a?
Speaker 4brain. Yeah, I think they.
Speaker 2Said like a heavy riff with classical music.
Speaker 4Yeah, also in the movie like you hit many a wrong note, which was just even funnier. Yeah, they were like it was warts and all.
Speaker 2When they were in front of Elvis's grave. They're trying to do the barbershop raga. It's like well, since my baby left me, they're like no, no, no.
Speaker 1He's like, yeah, no, that's good Attitude, attitude it's.
Speaker 2Barbershop Raga. Yeah, and just because it pays, that ain't no crime. Heavy, heavy Duty, duty, heavy duty. Rock and roll. Rock and roll, roll.
Speaker 1Heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty heavy duty heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy duty, heavy Simple lines intertwining.
Speaker 3It's the guitar solo sucks, don't touch it.
Speaker 1Don't touch it. I wasn't going to touch it. No, don't touch it, I was just pointing at it. Well, don't point, even you don't even point.
Speaker 3No, it can't be played. Never Can I look at it.
Speaker 4No, oh good, drumming here.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's done that fill a couple of times.
Speaker 3He just was like a flash of green light a couple of times.
Speaker 1he just was like a flash of green light.
Speaker 2Yeah, the character was mick shrimpton and then he combusted on stage and they replaced him with joe mama bass. Yeah, we just don't know there's. No, I don't think there was any dialogue that addressed him. I wonder if that'll be a question asked or if they'll write a line in about that.
Speaker 4There's people working around the clock. We still have to figure out what this is, what riff that is.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's classical. Yeah, it shows arguments I don't know. Yeah, anyways.
Speaker 4Excellent stuff, it's excellent. Straight through this door here down the hall, yeah, turn right, yeah. And then there's a little jog there.
Speaker 3Shout out to the joggers, shout out to the joggers.
Speaker 2Shout out to the runners. We don't have time for that.
Speaker 4Oh, they're doing it in doubly. All right, this is rock and roll creation.
Speaker 2This is a rock psalm, one critic said. It prompts the question On which day did the Lord Create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?
Speaker 4Is that an actual review from the movie? Well, that was like a line.
Speaker 2I don't know what they were saying. You got negative reviews. This this was like from the album. Uh, from their album.
Speaker 4The rock songs spinals have something like that salvation we're just, it's out of the emptiness, you know, yeah, creation.
Speaker 1Oh, Big Bang Mutation.
Speaker 2Yin was searching for his, yang One of the best lines in the whole album, in my opinion. He looked and he saw that it was good.
Speaker 4It's a good thing yeah, a little cardamom, that's right.
Speaker 2When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant. This is like Black Sabbath. Oh, for sure To see the forces that created me. Yes, I mean, it's a kind of totemistic thing, you know. Oh yeah, ian Faith Shout out to Ian Faith, the manager.
Speaker 4Road manager. Now we're into the who. Went from Aussie Black Sabbath to the who.
Speaker 2Froggy it's like King Crimson. Yeah, derek Smalls.
Speaker 4Derek.
Speaker 2Killing it and Viv Savage on it, yeah this is.
Speaker 4This is good, this is good, this is good, this is a good song.
Speaker 1Oh Sean.
Speaker 4Oh, sean, is it maybe a little bit right rush? Maybe even this part, yeah?
Speaker 2this is rush. Yeah, the pitch the key changes, of course. Yeah, we're not above it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4There's so much going on, there's so many bands that they carry yeah, white Snake.
Speaker 2Poison, yeah, white snake poison. Uh, that was a little bit after, I would say maybe earlier white snake deep purple, deep purple, definitely. Yeah, um uriah heap ufo. Now you're naming some of the ones that are less.
Speaker 4Yeah, Uriah Heep UFO. Now you're naming some of the ones that are less.
Speaker 2Motorhead.
Speaker 4Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, like Prague rock All right, king Crimson yes.
Speaker 3All this free time is so elastic. It's a gift time is so elastic give boston kansas all right jazz blues festival where was that?
Speaker 1blues jazz, really blues jazz festival me all right, this one's called america like babies from our home, across the sea to see america, and the people have opened up their arms to welcome us. Okay, this gets like super heavy halfway through we came our children from a far and distant land to see America.
Speaker 2I very like the band America a little bit. We'll venture a highway.
Speaker 4Not bad.
Speaker 2Yeah so say all of us tap into America. Sweet, dennis Eaton, hug. Yeah, mitch Shrifton. Sir Dennis Eaton Hogg, all right, yeah, mitch Shrimpton. Yeah, this is like Ozzy. Black Sabbath, deep Purple, children of the Children of the Grave. This is Judas Priest. Yeah, iron Maiden. Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear. Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear.
Speaker 4Oh, that is good yes, that is good Brady Bunch. And.
Speaker 2Spokane Buildings. Reaching the sky, afrosheen and apple pie.
Speaker 1PTA and FBI. Yeah.
Speaker 4Chuck begins to run yeah babe.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is reminiscent of like Blinded by the Night, Manfred Mann.
Speaker 4It's trippy, yeah. Now they're going into this like yeah, really froggy yeah.
Speaker 2I like the last line in this. This is hilarious.
Speaker 4Peace, religion, race and greed.
Speaker 2God bless Chinese apple seed.
Speaker 4Oh, my gosh Greed needs seed. They did it. Oh yes, america.
Speaker 3That was good man.
Speaker 4Definitely up there.
Speaker 1Put that on at a party. See where it takes you yeah.
America and Cups and Cakes
Speaker 2No, I agree that ripped.
Speaker 1This is a little.
Speaker 3Oh, what good things.
Speaker 1Oh, this is when they were the Thamesmen.
Speaker 3You're on your direction when you take it with me. What a gay time it was.
Speaker 2Like right after that, when they play this, cups and cakes.
Speaker 1Cups and cakes. Please make sure that Nothing breaks that China's so dear.
Speaker 4You can hear Nigel there Am.
Speaker 1I, I hear a little Nigel, oh yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2This is like Michael McKean. I'm like Barbershop Raga with him.
Speaker 3Cups and cakes. Cups and cakes.
Speaker 1I'm so full.
Speaker 4My tummy aches. How sad it must end. But I'm so full my tummy aches.
Speaker 1How sad it must end, but I'm glad I don't vent.
Speaker 3Sharing cups and cakes with me and cakes with me. So British.
Speaker 4I think that's Shout out to the Brits.
Speaker 2Yeah, currently residing in the. Where Are they Now fight? Oh man, all right. Fine, oh man All right. This is big bottom. We can't turn our back on the three, three basement song. No, no Three basement.
Speaker 4They're doing it.
Speaker 2Amphib Savage on the keyboards. I like how they come in for a couple.
Speaker 4The drums are playing with us a little bit here.
Speaker 2It's good. The mini-move is good.
Speaker 4The swing of the cushion. That's how to start a song. That's what I said. You didn't stutter the loose of the waistband.
Speaker 2The deep of the quicksand. What so I have red. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I like to sink her with my pink torpedo. Oh my God, Talk about bum cakes.
Speaker 4My girl's got them Cups and cakes and bums.
Speaker 2How could I leave this behind? Cups and cakes and bums? How could I leave this behind? Double entendre. I met her on Monday. It was my lucky fun day. You know what I mean. It was my lucky fun day. You know what I mean. It was my lucky fun day. I love her each weekday, each velvet-inching day. You know what I mean my love gun's loaded and she's in my sights. Big Dave is waiting there inside her tights.
Speaker 1Yeah, big bottle, big bottle. Sights. B-dame is waiting there in sight. They're tight, big bottom, big bottom.
Speaker 4Talk about mudflats, my girl's got them Shout out to truckers out there. Yep, I like the organ. Musically, I think this is, like, honestly, way better than the other ones. Lyrically, I'm just flabbergasted. It's horrible, isn't it? It's a parody. I'm thinking Beard Al yeah.
Speaker 2It's very, but these songs are original and they're just good enough to where you can see how they would be successful.
Speaker 4But not be at the same time.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're like all burnt out, they're out of control, they're delusional, they think that this is profound, they're heavily sedated. I never knew Big Bottom have such a dramatic ending. That was kind of cool, it's such a fine line between stupid and clever. All right, this is Sex Pod. It's the song that they're playing at the Air Force Base and Nigel's cordless guitar picks up frequencies and gets pissed off, stares down Janine and leaves. She's playing tambourine at the next gig, poking your head. Tim's disapproving. I don't think he's enjoying this song as much.
Speaker 1I can't even sing that.
Speaker 2Not even I can't even tell you that. Not even I can tell you that. This is what. Don't you see my silo rising high?
Speaker 4Ah Don't you see my silo rising high?
Big Bottom and Sex Farm
Speaker 2Sex farm? Oh, it's on your bar door. Thirteen-year lifestyle. You know what I mean. What?
Speaker 4What, what? This is too much, yeah, this is oh wow.
Speaker 1I'll let my office stand.
Speaker 2Don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?
Speaker 4Or just People need to make real playlists Of like Van Halen and like some of these, and then sneak these in and see if your friends notice. Oh okay, be like. What band is that?
Speaker 2Just like a heavy rock playlist. Spinal Tap Put it into the violins Sex bomb. Trying to raise some hard love, cutting out my pencil it into the old ones Time to get out the pitch for us A lot of double entendre, triple, quadruple, quadruple, entendres, yeah. Of course, here comes the froggy that's all of these that have them.
Speaker 4They just elongate it yeah.
Speaker 2I guess you have to have a big climax.
Speaker 4That's good. That's good. Thank you, that was good. I'll be here all week.
Speaker 1Just like get off. Fine ass, that's good, that's good. Thank you, that was good, all right, wow.
Speaker 2Okay, this is Stonehenge.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history.
Speaker 4Dawn Dawn lived a strange race of people.
Speaker 2Race of people, the Druids.
Speaker 4So historical, no one knows.
Speaker 2No one knows who they were or what they were doing.
Speaker 3What they were doing, so stupid, but their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge.
Speaker 2Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live, and they do live well.
Speaker 1Stonehenge, where the madmen, mine and the children dance To the pipes of time. What the pipes of pan the children dance?
Speaker 4to the pipes. What Pipes and pan?
Speaker 2The children dance to the pipes. Yeah, pan.
Speaker 4Place like a Alright, alright Place, those pipes, pan pipes, pipes of pan Duh Dragon in space.
Speaker 1Virgins Sky Dragon in space when the virgins lie and the prayers of devils Fill the midnight sky. And you, my love, weren't you taken by hand? We'll go back in time To that mystic land when the dewdrops cry and the cats meow. I will take you there, I will show you how?
Speaker 2yeah, it was this part where you know those triptychs. Come down super small. Dwarfs are trampling upon them. This part it's like they're coming down. Come down super small, the dwarves are trampling upon them. This part it's like they're coming down now.
Speaker 4The mandolin yeah, yes, it's awesome. This is entertaining, this is great Shout out to the RenFest people. Yeah, renaissance Fest, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1Let's do it.
Speaker 3And where are they now, the little people of Stone Age? And what would they say to us if we were here?
Speaker 2tonight, tonight have you now, and there were they now the little people of Stone Age Are there with a man, the little people of Stan and Ange.
Speaker 1Alright.
Speaker 2Stop wasting my time, just give me some money. You know what I want.
Speaker 1You know what I need. You know what I need, all right, oh, maybe you don't. You doing this one. Do I have to come right flat?
Speaker 2out and tell you We'll cut that one out. I think Give Me Some Money is like from a we want to do like the. Is that it? This is Flower People. I think these are additions. This is christmas with the devil. Look through this one. We'll put this one in here. Actually, I don't even think this is on here.
Speaker 4I don't think they're on here, no.
Speaker 2No, all right, we're cutting Christmas with the devil out. This is a disqualifier.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think that was it yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, I think it was. I think you're right. So like, yeah, these are like some of the ending ones, but we're going to cut these out. So what are you thinking?
Ranking Our Top Three Songs
Speaker 4man. Well, uh, excuse me, um, I gotta go. Number three Stonehenge. Number three because the mandolin rock. Oh okay, man Shout out to Eddie the mandolin or uh, check them out but, uh, yeah, the mandolin with the heavy prog was just so cool. Yeah, I mean they go back to their folk days. You know, sure, their flower people days, right okay on that, it comes full circle. It's my number three. What do you?
Speaker 2got. My number three is gonna be america. You know that was. I don't even remember that from the movie, but I just think it's it was kind of hilarious yeah, the way it was going from extremes, you know, from super chill and mellow at the beginning, and it just goes into like a black sabbath kind of a thing and right.
Speaker 4They take you there.
Speaker 2Yeah, but then there's also like America and it was just uh, yeah, I, I enjoyed it, it was, it was entertaining. So the number three for me.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm going to go um number two, big bottom Like it deserves to you know queen had. You know Queen had a song that comes to mind. It's rock and roll-esque.
Speaker 2Yeah, what I like about that one and spoiler alert. That's not going to be in my top three, but I like the fact that the lyrics are neither more or less stupid.
Speaker 4There was a lot of stupid and clever.
Speaker 2And I liked how they play off of one another. It's so stupid with the cleverness. It's stupid humor.
Speaker 4It's on the precipice, it's on the line. Brilliantly done. It's a knife's edge. That's right. Could be either. Right on, yeah.
Speaker 2But lyrics with the rock and like there's, there's some songs I kind of like yeah, that's why I'm glad we're doing this. Um, I'm gonna say, my number two is gonna be stone edge nice, yeah, it's just, it rips yeah, the druids, and like in the middle, like the yes, the keyboard, it's kind of like Emerson Lake and Powley that kind of thing. And then there's like the bass and it's proggy. Yeah, so that's my number two.
Speaker 4All right, I'm going heavy. Duty number one, really.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, of course I mean that's your signature move. It's heavy duty number one really. Oh yeah, of course I mean that's your signature move.
Speaker 4I didn't, it's yeah heavy duty, it's just so the duty, it's, it's the sound just makes you just, you know, potentially void your bowels. I mean it's that, it's that heavy, it's pretty wild, it's that heavy, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2Sure.
Speaker 4Well, I'm glad those were mentioned, like the guitar part.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's worth mentioning, for sure.
Speaker 4It brings it back up to classy and renowned Right on.
Speaker 2With that, it's full circle. Very good, uh, for my number one, I'm gonna go rock and roll creation. All right, yeah, just that was just a really good song. It was like. It was like by far I like that more than the others, yeah, so jim was looking for his yang you know.
Speaker 2It's funny it's you know, poking fun at them. The genre it's satirical, but the music is good at the same time. It sounds pretty original. It actually isn't, but it is. It's kind of poppy it's, it's, it's. It's dated to that era, early 80s so yeah good stuff all right, yeah, it kept us tapping.
Speaker 4Keep you know. Tap into america, tap in, let's go. That's right, you know keep those spines healthy, stretch it out stretch out your spines, yeah but we're ready, we're about ready to tap out. We're tapping out. All right, take care.