Australian Survivor Brains vs. Brain II: Episodes 23-24 with LoKeHo and JackiOh

Mr. Pole Dance Muscles himself, Myles, did it, y’all. We are both so happy. Here’s what we talked about:

• AHHH, it’s the finale!!!
• Waiting to feel emotional turmoil
• Real stakes
• How do you like your steak cooked?
• Sugar Steak at Bastien’s 
• WHAT IS THE SOUP AT BASTIEN’S THOUGH?!
• Casa Bonita
• Diving Shows (especially at Casa Bonita)
• Could Kaelen have cliff dived?
• Was Zara’s moves one of the top five of the game?
• AJ & Myles are two best friends who love to play this game together. 
• Mr. Inbetween
• Consuming Australian content
• Close Enough on HBOMAX
• Myles’ Survivor bucket list
• Does anyone know rope management anymore?
• Jonathan, we need the official rope measurements, please. 
• This immunity challenge felt nearly impossible
• Intense musical cues
• “these muppets are making me go to fire!”
• Paulie has been an incredibly stylish jury member
• Ideal final three
• Feras’ win was a vindication for George
• Myles winning was a vindication for Simon
• Myles didn’t even consider the possibility of winning
• Torch walk
• American Survivor is less than a February
• Final immunity challenge was stunning
• People don’t exist until LOgan sees them
• Saw-like invention for the final challenge
• AJ: “I am literally never coming down.”
• Aj talking to Kaelen’s mom
• Kaelen broke his own record
• Myles has broken so many Survivor records
• AJ will be back for an All Star Season, no doubt
• Logan preferred Myles’ speech to Kaelen’s and Jacki thought opposite. 
• Is “safe and repeatable” one of the tenets of Survivor?
• Myles is a fluid player
• What’s next? The Rehearsal. 
• Nathan Fielder
• Survivor: Australia vs. The World