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Shadra (S Dot)2It's the only podcast I listen to .
StylesWith your host styles . I like my hair Red , bone Flat Yellow , light , skin Yellow . I stop . Hello , what's goodie ? People , I'm almost ready to take the training wheels off of this salutation thing Almost almost . I'm still a little bit rude . There's still a little bit in me , of course , but here we all with it .
StylesListen , if you're driving right now , it's safe . I'm not going to get you a ticket . It's not in rick . Well , I don't know .
StylesA few minutes into this , I do have something to say that might make you want to . You know , mash the gas and all that other good shit . But anyway , if you're listening for the first time , what up ? You know , if you're a listener and you've been a listener , what up ? And do me a favor , send this out to somebody else that you know mimics your personality , style and grace and see if they want to listen in as well . Anywho , let's get right to it . Listen , unless you were living under a rock , you already know Tory Lane's got 10 years for a gun and a foot and your man , henry Ruggs , got three years for killing a lady and a dog , doing 160 in the residential Don't ask me where he was going and also shadows to Hawaii , man , one of the islands went up in smoke during the hurricane either during or before I'm not even sure I know hurricane was used .
StylesI didn't go that deep into it . I do know that there was a lot of fucking fire and it looked like a fucking war zone and , ironically enough , the smoke managed to stay there . And we're talking about an island . And when Canada had a fire , I looked out and it looked like the fucking Mars landscape . But we'll leave that alone . That's something else . All right .
StylesSo let's get to the crux of this whole thing , the thing that I'm excited to talk about . Let's talk about the real MVP of the fucking Alabama situation . All right , we're going to give out some awards . We are going to give out some awards , and I need to learn to start pressing these buttons when these buttons are called for . But anywho , here we go . So the real MVPs Uncle with the chair , uncle with the chair . He will remain a name because , even though they bagged him , I don't want to put him out there like that . You know , we don't want to further any type of shenanigans . Auntie's with the mean knuckle game . Shout out to y'all the Riverboat gang that showed up like a Marvel comic book crew . I was going to say gang , but you know , white people take that anyway . The young man that swam to the rescue because his patience was slim to none . Let's talk about that hat , that hat that will go down in infamy , the hat that should be found and bronzed right . But let's be real , the real .
StylesMVP is the white guy that fucked around and found out that guy . You know you got your entire team fucked up , the entire team . Why did you do that ? Why did you do that ? Anyway , who gives a fuck ? What happened is going down is documented , which is great . You know , I must have watched that video six or seven times that day , and then maybe about 12 to 13 , 14 times the following day , because you know , when your people start catching different angles , y'all want to talk about it . And you go back and you see shit that you know . You didn't see the first go round . My bad , my bad .
Let's bring it back a little bit , right , because the white guy is not the true . So he was the catalyst . He was the catalyst . He was the dumbass catalyst that started the whole shit . He was the catalyst . However , the true MVP was Follenship , as we all know right . The Follenship because it came through .
StylesI must ask you know , a couple of swings later .
I must ask .
StylesAnd then he was getting the wars for the whole shit , kidding me . We got Grammy . We got Grammy , we got Grammy . It's crazy , you know , because me myself , I'm a CEO , but I'm also with chairman . Fuck around and find out if you're wanting Now , um , a little bit of ignorance , because that's what I do . If you don't like what I do but watch everything I do .
Speaker 4you still a fan , hey ?
yo watch them .
Shadra (S Dot)2Do we need two shots All ?
Stylesright , so boom , we're back on the other half of everything . Um , welcome back as that .
Shadra (S Dot)2Hey , hey , yo hey who ?
StylesNo , no , no , no , welcome back . I'm excited you should be .
Shadra (S Dot)2Thank you for having me back .
StylesWe've met . Yeah , it's kind of it feels like that right , like she's not a part of this for real .
Shadra (S Dot)2It was a trial period . At 30 days .
Speaker 5You got the job .
Shadra (S Dot)2It was a 30 day trial period . Yeah .
StylesNow we have some really good guests that came in your absence . You did .
Shadra (S Dot)2I heard some of those . Yeah , they came through . On the came through .
StylesWell , listen , everybody , put your glass in the air . What we're drinking this week is called the loaded half and half .
Speaker 5All right .
StylesUm , it is Hennessy ice tea and lemonade on sweet tea and then lemonade , and it's in the Tom Collins glass and I just really didn't measure that .
Shadra (S Dot)2I believe you .
StylesLet me go ahead and try it . You got to start it , though , yeah . Okay , while you're doing that , um , I'm going to mute your mic . I have a very interesting story to tell , though , because I did the um the Uber eats for the alcohol . Because I was prepping for the show and I didn't want to leave the house or left the house . It's a nice day out . You already know how that go , um oh , that's pretty good , it's good right .
Shadra (S Dot)2Even though you didn't even measure it .
Speaker 5I didn't .
StylesWow , but do me a favor , though I'm excited . Sip , slow Okay .
Shadra (S Dot)2All right , yeah , I'm done .
StylesAnd then we won't have a show . Anywho , I ordered . I ordered a drink . I ordered the Hennessy on the Uber eats at . Yeah , no pardon , I'm lying . I ordered the Hennessy on the grub hub app .
Speaker 5Okay .
StylesSo I've been watching some videos lately and I've been watching motherfucking still shit , right .
Shadra (S Dot)2And .
StylesI'm like , yeah , you just think it'll never be me . It's not me .
Shadra (S Dot)2See , that's wrong . I don't order like grub hub and I don't know I don't . I don't really use those apps until only when I'm here , but when I'm in Dallas , yeah I don't . I don't use none of those apps .
StylesYou done .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm done , go ahead . I'm sorry .
StylesAll right .
Shadra (S Dot)2So I thought maybe you want to hear my backstory even though it's not my , it's not even my story , it's just story . Go ahead .
StylesSo the guy pulls up . I'm looking at him on the map , right , the eye in the sky . I'm looking at him , so I'm still doing what I'm doing . I don't know what the fuck . Maybe he's trying to figure out parking because you can't . You can't park in front of the building during certain times because there's always a car there and they think that you know .
Stylesthey run upstairs , they think that some fucking parking attendant not parking attendant , but the cops going to magically appear and give them a ticket , whatever . So I'm thinking he's doing that whole thing . And then five minutes later it says delivered , but this is alcohol .
StylesNow ladies and gents , if you're not familiar with ordering alcohol through the app , you actually have to show your ID . He has to scan the ID in order to release it . So as soon as I saw that , I was like wait a fucking minute , open up the door look down I was like nah . But then I heard the elevator start to close and I'm like this motherfucker just jacked me for my fucking alcohol . Yeah , and the only reason is because I didn't run behind him .
StylesIt's because every time , every time it's it's show . He knows Melissa , who happens to be like . America's next top model . It shows up as Robert . Robert done smoked 10 L's before he even got over here , you know . But now , um , then I got on the horn and they took care of it . It was like , listen , this is what we could do . And I told him I was like listen , your man Rob me . I don't know who the fuck you're hiring .
Shadra (S Dot)2It's like the mid 90s , they ain't doing no background checks .
Speaker 5None at all . None at all , I mean .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't even think it's necessary , but but you crazy .
StylesI think , at the very least , they should have packed groceries at some point in their life in order to get this job , because you already know like we've gotten things and there've been five items on that list and the motherfuckers will show up with three . You check utensils . They won't be a fucking utensil in sight . You understand . I'm saying so I think that that old thing anyway , Um I so boom , let's move on to the icebreaker Come
on let's go .
StylesLet's go to the icebreaker Listen . So the Dallas observer Okay , your party , town right Warns people that D Slow down , killer .
Shadra (S Dot)2That's what it's called . I'm D .
StylesI'm about to take that fucking drink from you right now .
Shadra (S Dot)2Go ahead , finish this story .
StylesI appreciate you , they said . Now the Dallas observer warns people that they will not be served if they smell like marijuana . There's a sign . There's a sign on the door that says that if you smell like skunk when , not when , I'm doing it . So naturally I had to research it . Now , I'm not a smoker . You were smoking , no , so I don't smoke . Um , my brother is a smoker and this nigga , anyway , it's a whole other story . But yeah , he's a smoker . He's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker .
StylesHe's a smoker . The whole other story , but yeah , he's a smoker . That might this might offend him . Doesn't offend me . Yeah , um , and I've worked in the surface industry before and I know people that are coming Like . My thing is is I have a question to everybody that does smoke why the fuck do you think that I want to smell you ? Now , you're not that's . I just want to know that .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , yeah , I think that was part of the the reason the owner put this policy in place . Yeah , because you know , like he was saying , like you know , sitting in the restaurant , you Nobody wants to be sitting around in a restaurant trying to enjoy that feeling , and that's all you smell it right .
StylesYeah , and I get it . They're nose blind to it because they're smoking it .
Speaker 5I get it .
StylesI understand it , but at the same time , though , I'm telling you and this is my PSA right now I'm telling you that you smell like a pound of weed . You smell like you use weed detergent for you to wash your clothes . You understand what I'm saying and I can only imagine what your fucking yuck mouth takes like . That shit is fucking crazy . Think about it .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , especially if you have that much coming off you .
StylesYou smell like the baggie that you rolled up from .
Shadra (S Dot)2Do they smell like a fire bag ? No , it's just a dime bag , and it's the thing I got .
StylesI have friends that smoke . I have family members that smoke . If you love me , you love me , but you gonna take this pause . I don't give a fuck Like to me . I just don't understand it . I don't understand . Like these same people , just like us , whatever they smoke , they'll quickly , you know basically judge somebody else if they have too much cologne on . If I put a thousand , if I spray 10 times and then walk outside , they're gonna be offended . But you can hot box in your car for three months straight , literally , without coming out . That motherfucker pop out , smell like a whole fucking , you know , exotic strand . The good stuff , the good stuff . You know . The motherfucker's got to be following behind you with a lighter or something . He ain't about to roll you up .
Speaker 5Yeah , definitely .
StylesYeah , but so okay . So what I did was I did the background check , wanted to find out if they could legally do that , and he is , it is yes .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , I mean that's just like anything else or any other I guess , like service , you know , in the service industry , like other occupations or things like that , because I mean or just like like corner stores and things like that . I don't know if you remember , like back in the day , you know I haven't seen those kind of signs , but well , not lately , but like the signs where it's like no shirts , no shoes , no service .
Shadra (S Dot)2So I mean it's pretty much the same concept , same thing . So I mean , hey , if you first of all it's too many text managed restaurants in Dallas and Texas period , so you can go . It's so many other places you can go . For one somewhere else . Get your tacos , get whatever it is you get and go somewhere else . That's pretty much all it is . It's too many restaurants in Dallas .
StylesWell , I did see a too , many a brunch spot in New York where they actually , where you can smoke your weed and whatever . So it's going to be a bunch of that shit popping up now yeah they just created a lane right To be exploited . You know so . As far as the law is concerned , you know , as long as they follow state , federal and local non-discrimination laws , they could you know so to me that's kind of like a great one , because when you think about it , you are discriminating yeah you are .
Speaker 4That's what I'm saying .
Shadra (S Dot)2Exactly , but you know , I guess there's ways around it .
StylesSo now , I don't know , but like no .
Shadra (S Dot)2I think the thing , like the article was saying , as long as it's been done equally amongst everybody and not just like one particular group , you know , or you know like I'm just going to say black people or Hispanics , or you know like everybody , if a white person come up in here , whoever comes in there , smell like weed , okay , you can't get service , you need to go somewhere else and get your tacos period Okay . So hopefully they not just , like I said , it's limited to only one group of people .
StylesBut all right . So let's take it a step further though . Let's take it to let's say they're opening themselves up for a lawsuit . Maybe not that industry , but there are other industries . Let's say I'm going into like Target or something like that , and they're refusing to sell me something based on the fact that maybe they think that I'm fraud because I smell like weed . You get what I'm saying Like . Your first inclination is like oh , your fraud , come and smell like a pound of weed using somebody else's gift card .
Shadra (S Dot)2But there's no signs on the target doors that saying that we're not going to service you if you come in there and smell like weed , I guess . I guess All right , don't let's not bring Target into this .
StylesWhy might get ?
Shadra (S Dot)2your target .
StylesBay .
Speaker 5My target Bay .
StylesYeah . Trouble , mm-hmm , he come through smell like a bag of weed .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't know what he smelled like . That's the other thing , though what ?
StylesI've gotten food and opened up my food .
Speaker 4And it's just like weed , because , oh , that's disgusting . Exactly that's my thing .
StylesThat's . That's , that's my thing , Anyway , moving on . So I have a new thing . What's ?
Shadra (S Dot)2your new thing .
StylesUm , while I was preparing for the show today , I recorded something Okay , and what I recorded was , basically , I was like yo , we're going to play a game . Oh wow , I'm going to hit this button , Right . Okay , it's going to say something to the effect of something you never seen before . He's going to name two . You name the third one . Okay , all right . And you better go fast . I am not prepared , I know All right , wait a minute .
Speaker 4Are you answering ?
Shadra (S Dot)2the question .
StylesYeah , I'm participating . Oh , okay , I'm going to go after you . You go first , Okay .
Shadra (S Dot)2Let's go you ready ?
No , but yeah , all right .
Shadra (S Dot)2Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two , dinosaurs , three three a flying monkey there there are no different worlds I've never seen Wow .
Speaker 5Okay , how about that ? You put your dream ?
Shadra (S Dot)2to the side it is . It's to the side my turn .
Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .
StylesThree black toilet tissue . Yeah , think long and hard . Have you ever seen anything like that ? Think long and hard . Have you ever seen it ? Have you ever ?
Shadra (S Dot)2seen it ? I feel like I have . No , you've never seen it .
StylesI feel like I have the same reason that you've never seen like different color sheets inside of a I'm hard different colored towels inside of a hotel . They all use white towels .
Shadra (S Dot)2But you haven't been in all hotels either , so you don't know that for sure .
StylesI haven't , but at this point I'm just not listening to you anymore . What kind of shit is that to say ?
The fuck , Anyway , Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .
Shadra (S Dot)2Three .
StylesI'm listening .
Shadra (S Dot)2Flying dinosaurs .
StylesFlying dinosaurs , flying dinosaurs . So you've seen other types of dinosaurs , just not flying dinosaurs .
Shadra (S Dot)2OK , wait a minute , I wasn't ready .
StylesIf we were still dating , I would have to leave you at the bar because I would fear for my life . I would think that there would be charges brought up . Like you're honest , you only had a spoonful of patrol .
Shadra (S Dot)2That was it Just a spoonful Now patrol , I can't drink patrol . Is that what you got in this drink that ?
Stylesis not what I have in the drink Were you present during the presentation earlier . When I say Hennessy , you did say Hennessy .
Speaker 4My bad OK .
Shadra (S Dot)2Holy shit . Ok , you come on .
This is my turn . Yes , OK , Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .
StylesThree a blind man I can see . Now wipe that shit off your face . What's wrong with you ? You ready .
Speaker 5No , no , no wait .
We won't talk about it .
StylesWell no . How do you get philosophical about some shit like that ?
Shadra (S Dot)2Because I've heard of the blind . People can like see in their dreams . Wait , I'm listening .
StylesI haven't done anything , I'm listening .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , I mean , you was over there Like I thought you were about to press a button , but no , seriously . I've heard that before . You've heard what that blind people can see in their dreams .
You ain't got the answers ? Swag , I've been doing this more than you .
Speaker 4Can I move on ?
Shadra (S Dot)2Wait , ok , go ahead .
All right Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .
StylesThree is me . Oh , it's you . It's you . No , no , no , no .
Shadra (S Dot)2I was wrong that you take my turn . Um appear me .
StylesIs I don't want to . I don't want to tell my wife to shut the fuck up .
I really don't want to , I'm talking about things I've never seen in my life .
Shadra (S Dot)2I was saying in person , Aliens , two dinosaurs .
StylesThree a microwave commercial . If you've seen one , please send it to me . There's never been . Well , paul , I don't want to say that . Yeah , I've never seen a fucking microwave , a commercial microwave , ever . It's the fucking product that sells itself .
Shadra (S Dot)2Wait a minute . First of all , I think , you see , you already knew some of these answers or thought or thought of your answers .
StylesNo , I didn't .
Shadra (S Dot)2This is like .
StylesI promise you I did . Ok , ladies and gentlemen , this is what I did today . I invited her in the process of actually putting the show together .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh God , here we go .
StylesShe kept scrolling and it kept stopping looking at bloggers like .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , I was looking up information you sent me one thing in four hours . I was scrolling and looking up information . I was what . Listen , I told you I'm not a podcaster . I don't do this for a living , so yeah , cannot , cannot move on . This is all new to me . Main course is time to eat what's on your mind .
StylesNice . So here we go . Let's get to the shit for real . I'm going to play this clip , because this actually is what you did send to me . Ok , all right , so I'm hoping that you have some thoughts on this . I hope you showed up to fight . I'm ready to fight .
Shadra (S Dot)2What did I send you ?
StylesYeah , there we go .
Shadra (S Dot)2You only sent me one thing and I don't remember what it was .
StylesJesus Christ . Anywho , here it goes .
Speaker 4She just asked me about a 50,000 .
StylesThat is not what I wanted to do . Entertain the people while I fix this .
Shadra (S Dot)2Hey people .
StylesAll right , here we go . Now , here we go , ok . What's your dating style ?
Speaker 4I pay attention to detail . I don't like to what a person likes .
Shadra (S Dot)2OK , so Birkin bags are really my thing .
Speaker 5I like Chanel , you done Yep .
Speaker 4She just asked me about a 50,000 per . I mean , I just met you . I don't even know your last name , seattle . You kind of scared me when you were talking about them , birkins , a little bit . What if it's a rough year and I can't get you that , birkin , do you leave or do you run away , or what do you do ?
Shadra (S Dot)2One thing about me if I want something really , you go find somebody else can get the Birkin .
Speaker 4No , no , no .
StylesI'm going to buy the Birkin .
Speaker 4When you look at me different Because I'm in a rough patch and couldn't get the Birkin .
Shadra (S Dot)2For you just saying that little thing that is very true to my life , my finances brings doubt to men all the time . The Birkin jokes rule for me because guys really get intimidated by that and then for him to turn around and try to make me feel bad . This is really an insecurity within yourself .
StylesYeah , you want me to start .
Please .
StylesOkay , so I have questions and I think that you'll be able to answer these questions .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh , goodness Okay .
StylesYou know not that you have the same trained authority as this young lady . Right , not going to be disrespectful yet , but not that you have the same trained authority as her . She said that dudes are intimidated by the jokes right and outcomes to be worth . That bitch ain't fucking , she is not joking she wasn't , she wasn't joking , she was dead serious .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , because , yeah , no , she was definitely serious . Um , okay , so what's your question ?
StylesUm , why do women think like that ? No , I'm serious . That's like a very honest question , because when I'm scrolling , of course , if there's not as popping up in my feed because that's every three seconds it's not my fault .
Shadra (S Dot)2Listen , I promise you was not quit liking it , it's not me like and quit commenting , never mind .
Speaker 5I definitely don't comment , I'm like .
Shadra (S Dot)2Sims comment I'm not coming .
StylesUm , yeah , sometimes I do get a little .
Shadra (S Dot)2And that's why it's like it the way it is . We've had this conversation so many times .
StylesMy thumb is epileptic .
Shadra (S Dot)2You know what ?
Speaker 5So anyway , all right .
StylesNo , when I'm scrolling that is like a common train of thought . You know it's like is he the woman is talking about what a man has to be able to do . All right , let me start here . My problem is I think that women should stop asking for shit that they can't get for themselves . Right , and ? Then , you'll get the defense where they'll rush in and be like but I can't know , you can't , because you don't have it when .
StylesI show up , you don't have it . When I show up , you understand what I'm saying , but yet still it's a request . How does it become a request and you say I could do ? If you could do it , you would have done it . We're talking about bags here Now and I open up the closet . There's no , there's no bag over $1,000 in that closet . But you asking for a $30,000 bag and I was today years old when I found out that those shits are expensive Birkin is crazy . Yeah .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , and I can't answer for all women , but I don't know . I mean , I think well and like what I did agree with her with what she said was . I mean , she did say that you know , if I guess for a man , if he can't provide it , then she'll get it for herself , and I think that's always been my train of thought . You know , like I said , if it's something that I really want , first of all , I'm not the type that's going around asking a man for anything , period . I just don't . I've never been like that . If a man gives me something , that's one thing , but I've never like just come out and be like , hey , you know , give me a bag , give me this , give me that , give me this . I've always been the type to just if I want to , I'm going to get it myself .
StylesI can vouch for that . I did buy you a bag that's still sitting in the closet .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , yeah , be one that I like . I mean , you have to learn me , you have to know my style and what I like and what I don't like .
StylesSo I mean , the everyday bag is in the fucking .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't know . The everyday bag is legit .
StylesThe everyday bag happens to be a Tory Burch soft , soft , but a leather it is it's so soft , the big heart yeah . With the Chevron pattern . Yeah , I love it .
Shadra (S Dot)2I love it . So I mean , yeah , more bags on that style .
StylesOf course I take it every day all day I'm going to get you a target bag . Can I get you a target bag ?
Shadra (S Dot)2Target has some real cute bags . I have a couple of bags from Target .
StylesYou heard it here first , ladies and gentlemen , so OK no . So targets not off the menu .
Shadra (S Dot)2A target is not off the menu for me .
StylesOK , all right , Talk about . So I want to know again where is that ? Is that like something that's taught at home ? Like who and not only is it taught at home , who teaches a woman that ? I'm on the attack right now .
Shadra (S Dot)2I see who teaches a woman that Help . Well , I mean , of course it could be taught . You know , again , I can't speak for every woman and you know how she was raised or whatever , but I mean , I definitely think it could be taught , something that could be taught as far as you know , or you know what you can get from a man and things like that .
StylesLike I , don't know , just say her mama did it .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , her mama may have done it .
StylesHer mama definitely did it .
Shadra (S Dot)2We don't know that . But again , like I said , I've just never been that tight . Maybe I should have . No , I'm just joking , but I've never been that tight . I'm always going to get what I want .
StylesIt's crazy , ok . So again , this is I'm defending , I'm standing up for the fellas out there , and one of the other things I did pass them past a meme that I meant to record with a lady was like you know , if he ever gets into a rough patch .
Stylesblah , blah , he's doing this , he's down bad , he's got a job . Yada , yada , yada , yada . I'm leaving , Literally . That's because I'm thinking that she's going to turn the corner with this dude . You know , cause when he turned the corner it's just him and she went the other direction . But I don't know , For me it's kind of sickening in a way that I don't see enough bosses out here . I see a lot of miss , I see a lot of misusage of the word boss . As far as women are concerned , right , I mean , I can't give you everything that you want . You want the range . I can't get you to range . I'm going to get you to range . I can't get you to range . Now you understand .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , really , I only want to range it . What do you ?
Styleswant what you want .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , let's see . Well , it won't be a range for sure . No , I don't want that anymore . I told you a Porsche A . Porsche , yeah , or a two door Bentley Either one .
StylesI'm going to go into this other clip because this might be the perfect segue into that . All right , you ready .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm ready . I want to have a test of your boyfriend . Excuse you , I want to knock your boyfriend . She what . I will pay you five million Naira , yeah , yes , lend me your boyfriend for a night . How much ? Five million Naira , how much Okay .
StylesSo I did the math on that because as soon as I seen that I was like hold on , let me go and find out how much that is , if I'm going to record it , because five million Naira might be looking $10 US , so it's like 136,000 . So I could loan out the day .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , of course not .
StylesBut see , that's why I played it though , so all right .
Shadra (S Dot)2So I'm 136,000 . Yeah , no , think about it . Hold on for time out , though Go ahead .
StylesI would use protection Okay , that's one . It would clear up the debt . It would Right Business credit would be on fleek Right , so we can actually take that , flip that and then come out on top like half a mil Easy God .
Shadra (S Dot)2So that's what you want to do ? No , I'm asking you if it were on table .
StylesIt's not what I want to do .
Shadra (S Dot)2You think you're going to back me into a coin Wait a minute . And the women that was in that audio , they were friends .
StylesThey were friends .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , I'm asking , who was it ?
StylesI think that one was a boss , the other one was a worker . Oh clearly , because the other one was like five million Naira .
Shadra (S Dot)2So she thought that the other one could be bought . I didn't know , I couldn't understand . Okay , yeah , no .
StylesNo , not a little bit . Watch my double standard Right . Go ahead . What was it , pretty woman ?
Shadra (S Dot)2What's a pretty woman .
Speaker 5Yeah , pretty woman . Yeah , absolutely , Absolutely not .
StylesNo , I think that you know I would be the prostitute . You can't be the prostitute . I would have to be the prostitute .
Shadra (S Dot)2I think you wouldn't mind being a prostitute . I wouldn't mind it , you wouldn't mind it . I would absolutely mind it , you would definitely mind it , I would mind it Would you yeah , because I'm funny . Oh yeah , I forgot , because we had that conversation before .
StylesDid we Mm-hmm ? Refresh my memory .
Shadra (S Dot)2As far as remember , when we were talking about you not smashing your ugly friends Because they were ugly and I was like , okay , so you had some if one of your homegirls was ugly from back in the day , you know and you never did smash them , but they probably like damn . We never did smash .
StylesWell , that's the reason why ?
Shadra (S Dot)2because they was ugly . No , oh .
StylesIt wasn't because she was ugly or they were ugly .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh , okay . Well , what was
it ?
StylesI've never had a group of ugly friends at one given time .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , I don't know . You told me that there was a couple of them .
StylesThere were , but they were spread out though .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh , okay , wasn't a whole gang of ugly chicks ?
Styleswho was once , was it ?
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't know you were like yeah .
StylesI'm like insolate you myself with ugly chicks .
Shadra (S Dot)2No .
StylesOh , okay , you're fine .
But yeah .
Shadra (S Dot)2But no listen .
What .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , no , we not selling D .
StylesYou're right , we're not selling it .
Shadra (S Dot)2We're not even mowning it out they're leasing it .
StylesDon't look at me like that . It was something I was doing , your job today . I was doing my job and your job .
Speaker 4So I was scrolling and I was like hold up .
StylesLet me , let me get a take on that .
Shadra (S Dot)2But it's nice to know that you wouldn't loan me out , though I appreciate that .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , I wouldn't loan you out , but it's kind of something . It's well , but they weren't paying . So it was . I was thinking of the other story where it was a group of friends and they were like , oh , is your man coming to girls night , girls night out ? And so it was like , okay , well , can we fuck your man ? Like I was just curious , like is that really something that happens ? Like a group of girls , like your best friend , I'm gonna say about five women , a group of five women , and you bring your man to the party and your girls are asking , hey , can we help your man ?
Shadra (S Dot)2First of all , and he just going around , f and all the all four friends .
StylesYou would your friends would have to be well , you don't have any friends , but your friends will have to be .
Shadra (S Dot)2I have a friend . I what ?
StylesFix your face . What I have friends . Okay , I'm just playing . She does have friends , so maybe I'm not , but this is the thing though .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't have a lot of friends , but I do have a friend or two .
StylesNobody needs a lot of friends after the age 40 . Listen , I need like if I can count on my hands , both of them .
Shadra (S Dot)2I can count on one hand . I'm one hand .
StylesThat's even better , that's easy man , what the fuck was I going to say ? That shit threw me that fucking young .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm sorry , god damn it .
StylesIt was going to be good too it probably was , it probably was Okay , so you can't rent the dick out .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , we're not renting out , okay .
StylesI'm not touching it enough for me . Drop the subject , leave it alone . Kick it up the block . Let's go , um , okay , so since we can't , uh , when I , before you know we got married actually , no , since the exception of me thinking about love and what my relationship looked like , I thought that it would look a little something like this I love seeing him sleep easy .
Speaker 7Every night , like clockwork , I scratch this man's back to sleep and I know when he's asleep because I can tell when his breathing changes . And some people might think that's psychotic , but that's like , I just know . That's when I'm like oh , I can stop now , but I find joy in being your rest .
StylesShit like that . Like shit like that . That's what I and I had to balance it with . You know the earlier clip and stuff like that , because I'm like yo . My , I don't even understand how a nigga could love you if it comes at a price , which is ironic and me sitting here talking about leasing my dick , right ?
Shadra (S Dot)2He like at least one time , just one time , just so we can flip it .
StylesYeah that's a fact . Oh , the block is high .
Shadra (S Dot)2For how long is it ? 30 minutes ? How long ? Seven minutes . No , we can never Every time it's like what Seven minutes ? It would never be the same .
StylesThe relationship would never be the same .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , it'll definitely .
StylesYou would never look at me the same .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah right .
StylesBecause it's kind of like .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , I look at you like the doll You're on the rail , like how much we got getting there .
StylesThat's next birthday , give us a webcam . Let's make it a . And the only fans .
Shadra (S Dot)2Let's turn it into a business one . I'm running a husband's here . You can remind me , I'm 135,000 .
StylesThere was another clip that I saw . It's funny because there was another clip that I saw where the lady was talking about they're going to stay together , right ? I ? Guess somebody stepped out . Maybe I'm wrong , because somebody's listening to this right now . I'm like nigga , that's not how it went . That's fine . I'm making this shit up as I go along , I'm sure , but there's a point to this . They would have gathered .
Shadra (S Dot)2OK .
StylesSo I'm happy and then not together . This is terrible , but they're still together . Somebody stepped out . I think he stepped out .
Speaker 5OK .
StylesAnd she found out and she was like listen , this is what we're going to do . We're going to stay together . We're still going to make this money together . We're going to raise our child .
Speaker 5Oh yeah , it was one child together . I think I saw something like that . She was like but whoever I'm fucking , there's none of your fucking business .
StylesAnd I was like Jesus .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh yeah . And he was like caught off guard by all that . Yeah , yeah , she didn't give a fuck .
StylesShe's light-skinned too . She didn't give no fucks .
Speaker 5No .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , because if you can do it , I can do it even better . No , that's a whole fact .
StylesBut getting back to the watching call and I don't want that . But getting back to the whole the shit that we just played with the lady and all of that , that was my idea of love . You know you want to be able to close your eyes and rest , literally literally literally because it was a there was a meaning behind that .
StylesYou know , of course , if you start up in my back , you're going to notice my breathing change immediately , and I'm just on my own . They could be on his own , man . Yo . Ladies and gentlemen , this old people's sex Shit is horrible . First of all , I'm sorry , I didn't say our old people sex , I just said old people sex in general . Wait a minute .
Shadra (S Dot)2First of all , if you just said our , you know , I did , you did , I know .
StylesI didn't .
Shadra (S Dot)2You like , I'm not talking about our .
StylesYeah , old people , I'm not to come on .
Shadra (S Dot)2But why got to be old people sex though .
StylesBecause that's what we do Now . I'm just Listen .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , but this is the thing . Hold on .
StylesListen , I'm talking to everybody . I'm talking to everybody 40 and over .
Your , your tricks and shit that you brought into the bedroom earlier on in life . That shit is retired . It's sitting on the bench somewhere . The towel boy don't even come by there . I'm dead ass . Like he don't even come by there , like all of that . Like you start to realize that the gym means more to you now than ever .
Speaker 5Yeah , I promise you that .
StylesI promise you that , because there are certain positions not to put our business out there , but there are certain positions . A nigga really just be focused on a position .
Shadra (S Dot)2Like I really stand on this one . Let's say , like what's not my tip to ?
Styleswhat's not early is impossible . It's impossible because I'm so focused on other shit .
Shadra (S Dot)2like you know , form Not catching the cramp , my toes catching the cramp , we're going to have to get a fucking water boy .
StylesYou're going to have to come in and wipe my foot Like like a pit stop or something . Just keep the dig in the bathroom Pause . No , I even got to be a dude . We need a water check , you know .
Shadra (S Dot)2I mean even the bathroom is going about . I didn't say a fluffer . I said I'm saying because that'll lead to something else . Why ?
StylesI'm older now that shit ain't going to lead to nothing .
Shadra (S Dot)2OK , cool .
StylesThey go , take one look , realize I have to perform and be like no , I'm at two .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh no , I can't handle the one You're going to take these kind words .
StylesI'm just , it's going to be some heavy slurping .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , that's a lot of winking .
StylesOh , yeah , yeah my imagination is going to be an over .
Shadra (S Dot)2Be out of the winking , and that's how you can get for real , that's a good wink .
StylesSo I'm just an empty promises Mm hmm .
Shadra (S Dot)2A lot of . I wish I could .
StylesYo , that's fucked up . That's why all of the old ladies fuck the pool boy .
Shadra (S Dot)2Probably what ?
StylesYeah , don't even you had a fix your face . Don't bite your lips , you just bite your lips .
Shadra (S Dot)2Pool boy yeah . I just need a pool . I can have a pool boy .
StylesBut what's crazy is I think that , ok , just from my observation , I don't think women want a really young guy , because they said all they do is they have one stroke , that's it . The young guys have one stroke , one stroke , and that's just like a million miles a minute . You know , hold on , if I go back , if I regress into my childhood , I was like , yeah , it was a rat , that was literally it .
Shadra (S Dot)2And probably that was it .
That was it .
StylesYou know , but when you start to refine your stroke , it's like around 29 , 30 . You know , because it starts to slow down .
StylesYou start to realize you know you have other bills . Life really starts life . And at that point , yeah , not . And then you refine your stroke because now you realize that you might . You start to feel , you start to figure out , rather , what love is you want them to stick around . So it's kind of like , hold on , I just can't , I'm not busting off of me . I got to get a dignitized , so it's a whole different story .
Shadra (S Dot)2Is that what that big D energy is about ? I don't know .
StylesI don't know , I have big , big energy just just because . Well , no , there's a reason .
Shadra (S Dot)2It's more of a confidence type of situation , or is it really like because you got something , because you putting it down , like from what I'm hearing , is this Women like ?
Stylesfor instance , if the dude is exuding that big , big energy , a lot of times he doesn't have big dick . You know I'd rather be an asshole than exude big dick energy . That's defined by society . Like you know , I'm a good asshole . You understand what I'm saying . My stroke is mediocre at best right now .
I don't know I give zero fucks . I am married .
StylesYou stuck with , you , stuck with everything .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , nobody helped .
Speaker 5I'm taking my way .
Shadra (S Dot)2Is it the dad ? By because of the .
StylesI don't know , but your five friends is like , so my big game is like no wonder she . She got no time she .
Shadra (S Dot)2No wonder she ain't called .
Speaker 5These are jokes , guys , guys , we're , these are my friends are going to go out to dinner .
StylesNo , you ain't yeah we are .
Shadra (S Dot)2We're going to go out to dinner and have some drinks and talk .
Speaker 5About what .
StylesThe fuck which I'm going to talk about .
Shadra (S Dot)2We got girls coming up , ok , but yeah , they ain't got nothing to do with my big game .
Speaker 5My big game is it's trash . It's not trash . I know it's not Damn it's wrong with you .
StylesI'll give you the call .
Shadra (S Dot)2You said mediocre .
StylesI said mediocre . Ok the average . But it's really not . It's .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , keep it .
StylesI'm just trying to Because I'm , you know , I'm listening , because this just works out better for the DMs Like because I would say you're going to be in the DMs , Like let me see . No , they're going to be like . I want that .
Speaker 5What that mediocre day by Nick is about you like they got a really nice voice . But they can , but I don't know .
StylesYou got to watch out for the old ones , because the old ones remember .
Shadra (S Dot)2Old ones , yeah , they like .
StylesShit .
Shadra (S Dot)2What ? The old man or old woman , the , the , but you know , they say , as we get older , the women get older , like that's when we really start performing .
StylesOh , is that right ? That's what I heard .
Speaker 5We know that , me too .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't think I'm at that age .
Speaker 5I don't know At that age , right now you need like I'm tired .
StylesWell , you know shit like that .
Shadra (S Dot)2And listen . But so you got to realize too , as the woman gets older .
StylesThere's so many other factors that go into like , tell me one without making me throw up .
Shadra (S Dot)2Premenopause .
StylesI said without .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , that's not that Like . There's so many factors . We got to you know that our bodies are going through hormones and things like that , and we still got you know life is life and still got shit going on . Right , it's just a lot .
StylesHold on Right now .
Shadra (S Dot)2And then we got , and then we still got to perform you don't have to .
StylesWe like you to show up . We show up it's like the , we both get old . They still having sleepy sex .
Shadra (S Dot)2Like the sex is over yet I need to just go to sleep right now .
StylesYou know that is definitely off the menu , it's like Netflix and sleep you lucky if you get past like the halfway point in the movie .
Shadra (S Dot)2Me is Well , that's you . You be knocked down in the first five minutes . I'm like this nigga . I thought we were watching a movie , yeah .
StylesBefore we go to the movie just want to waste my fucking money , because I will knock it and recline the cheers now .
Shadra (S Dot)2Come stand it .
StylesOkay , listen Out of here . Yeah , it's too much fucking money to not be well rested .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm kind of taking now for everything you have to After you eat , and then you can't just jump right into having the sex after you eat . You have to wait till your food digest .
StylesThat's just a lot .
Shadra (S Dot)2And then by that time I'm sleepy , I'm ready to go to sleep . That's a fact . I mean , well , yeah , I'm already sleep .
StylesBut just leave one position , yeah you got to .
Shadra (S Dot)2It's too much .
StylesThey who does more to work Got a woman .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , we already had this and I want to have it again . I mean , I suppose you do , Because I know at this age I'm like you done as long as you get up . No , I'm just joking , that's crazy .
Speaker 5No .
Shadra (S Dot)2I know that's crazy . Listen , I'm tired . I got things to do . You probably sit there like that . I'm just waiting for somebody to say something .
StylesIt's just a whole full blown argument .
Shadra (S Dot)2What the fuck is going on Now . We good , though .
StylesWe are Okay . So Gold diggers are gold diggers .
Shadra (S Dot)2Who is the gold digger ?
StylesThe chick with the Birkenback .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't think she's a gold digger . Get the fuck out of here .
StylesShe's not joking .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , she wasn't joking .
StylesShe's a gold digger .
Shadra (S Dot)2But at the same time I think she just kind of like laying out her preference and what she really wants out of a man .
StylesIf you were in a $40,000 bag , your lace front has to be on point at the very least . That's just me .
Shadra (S Dot)2It wasn't . Oh , I didn't know that shit .
StylesLooked like you ever seen American me when they wear that little headnet ? No , all right , cool Somebody .
Shadra (S Dot)2Or the lunch lady with the Remember the lunch lady with the hair in it , and then get the little ball thinking right there .
StylesYou know , out here looking like one of the vatos .
Shadra (S Dot)2At the E bar smell like marijuana , exactly .
StylesExactly , and then it's just me walking by like who did that to you , lady ? But nah , she didn't you .
Shadra (S Dot)2Again , like I said , if you want , um , if you're going to ask for $40,000 bag , look , that's all I'm saying I agree with that , but it's and I kind of want to touch a little bit on when you mentioned um , you know , like how a woman may not have what she's asking you for , you know , when you come into the picture , and so I was kind of thinking about , you know , um , like I said , so for most , or I'm just speaking for myself . Again , like I said , I agree with what she was saying as far as like getting to herself , but at the same time , I don't know , sometimes I feel like where I've heard that sometimes women don't want to maybe she doesn't want to experience certain things with you . What ? As far as like clean that shit .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah yeah .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , what I'm saying is like okay , let's go , let's go outside . What ? Just a Birkin ? How about a house ? Okay , okay , it's going to use a house , for example .
Speaker 4Okay .
Shadra (S Dot)2So you're saying well , you know she should . You know she's asking me to get a house , she's want me to do this and do that in order to get a house , but she doesn't have it when you come into the picture . So I don't know , like I said I heard before , like maybe she doesn't want to experience getting the house with you , you know like with the person that she's with . So she's not really , you know like . So what does she ?
Styleswant to do . She wants to get the house by herself or just start with you .
Shadra (S Dot)2It may not be with you , it may be and it could be with somebody else , but I'm just saying like , maybe you know it's like some of the , some of the things that she wants to experience . Maybe she's just waiting for you to get out the picture so she doesn't have to experience it with you , or maybe she's , you know , like in the midst of getting it . Or you know , maybe you don't really know what's really going on behind the scenes , so she may just be waiting to Okay , now , let me dump him now . Okay , Now , after I , you know , get rid of him . Now I can go in and get my house or get the things that I really want . I don't know .
StylesThat's an interesting take , um , so let me ask you a question . Of course , I don't know why I didn't mention earlier that we did celebrate my birthday . Last week is my birthday , but I'm a Leo .
Shadra (S Dot)2So is all month . Huh , so is all month your birthday Celebration .
StylesThank you , thank you Thank you Thank you , thank you . My oldest son is a Leo too , so you know it's just a continuation and , yes , I am taking it all away . Should we talk about where we went ?
Shadra (S Dot)2what we did in Bay .
StylesNight , or should we talk about it now ? Well , I think you may want to talk about it in Bay Night All right , you know we have a whole review on somebody else , so we good there . What ? Why are you looking ?
Shadra (S Dot)2at me crazy . Go ahead , let's talk about your birthday .
StylesNow we're going to talk about a Bay Night , Okay . It's your show , bay Night , sexy nights and good food . All right , so here we
are . It's my birthday last week , just like I just said and uh , I'll do that , and we did that too . But um yeah , now it was my birthday . I woke up , my first inclination was I'm going to lay in the bed all day .
Shadra (S Dot)2Absolutely not .
StylesMy wife was like uh , yeah , Get on up . You know like I just want to scratch my nuts and watch movies .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm almost half a hundred . We just we just talked about old people six and that was talking about old people birthdays .
StylesYou know what I said . But see , the thing is , I really didn't want to celebrate 49 . That was a thing . I didn't want to celebrate 49 .
Shadra (S Dot)250 . You have to celebrate every birthday , every day , Right .
StylesSo birthdays . You know what I mean . That's a human construct .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , you still have to celebrate .
StylesAnyway . So let me tell you what happened .
Shadra (S Dot)2Let's go , go ahead .
StylesThey decided to take me for one way . I thought I was going to eat .
Shadra (S Dot)2He was ready . I thought .
StylesI was going to get food . I thought food was involved .
Shadra (S Dot)2It is , but not the first stop , exactly so I ain't eating no food .
StylesNo , I ain't eating any food whatsoever . My son got up . He's like yo plug this into your GPS and don't research it , just plug it in . So not only you know did I have to , you know , go to a spot , navigate to a spot . I had to drive . My wife doesn't want to drive in New York .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm not driving in New York . That's just not happening Period . You just need to get that out your head Like it's not happening . You done it , you finished , go ahead All right .
StylesMy 21 year old does not drive and I'm happy for it . But anyway , we got a call . We now , you know , we get downtown whatever , downtown Manhattan , blah , blah , blah , blah , just that . And third , it was a three o'clock , three o'clock appointment , yeah , so reservation , reservation , rather .
Speaker 4So I'm like all right , cool .
StylesSo I'm thinking food involved . Pull up Park Walk Cross Street . I'm looking for the restaurant . I don't see a restaurant . It was like , yeah , we're going to ol factory , right oh ol factory and you know it just hit .
StylesWell , let me tell you what they do . First , custom sense . So basically , you can go in and make your own perfume or cologne , right , they're pulled in a bottle for you . You get your own custom label . Blah , blah , blah , just that . And third , dope Fire . I love it . Yeah , phenomenal . My son came up with it , fire . And I think the most proudest moment was when he pulled out his money .
Shadra (S Dot)2Right .
It wasn't even on the car .
StylesIt was actual paper money . I was like my God , it's true right here . Yeah , it was awesome , it was a time . It was a time , but I was today years old when I found out , or actually recall , not even found out , but I revisited my old science class and I'm like ol factory , the ol factory nerve . It gives you a sense of smell .
Speaker 5That's actually so .
Stylesol factory , ol factory I'm like because old time like ol factory . And then today , when I was writing out the show notes , I'm like oh damn , style's just stupid . Well , I'm glad you didn't figure it out the day of not after yeah , yeah , but he gave me some restaurant and that was another reason why I thought that , because initially , when we showed up , I was pissed off because I'm like , I'm hungry , what are we doing ? You know , but then I didn't want to ruin his moment .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , thank you .
StylesYou know ? And then not only that , but he's a really good social media dude .
I've taken .
StylesThe pictures in the video .
It's everything .
StylesYeah , your man is nice with it . So after we did that we're like I cool , I want to get some food . But I want to get some food , you know , close because we already paid money to park , so we might as well keep it local .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , that was the plan , I know .
StylesSo we rolled up into the tie spot . Right , so we rolled up into the tie spot . I'm called Mat Sue M A T S U , all right .
Shadra (S Dot)2Why are we even shouting the man ?
StylesNo , no , no , we're going to . Oh , so old factories that also located 281 . My street in Manhattan . We just became a local show because this clown was like your podcast is low Shut up , I mean , anyway , I'm sorry . Every time I talk about that clown , I yeah .
Speaker 5Anyway .
StylesI'm talking about the trigger . And then Mat Sue was actually on the same block . We went in there . Boom , little mom and pop spot , they had the sushi on deck .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah .
StylesYou know they had the chefs back there . You know , going through the sushi , I'm like it's not even packed . Are y'all like ? What are y'all doing ? Like there's nobody in there ? What are you making back there ? But anyway , it was doing anything and it wasn't Uber Ease , so you couldn't even . You know . Uber .
StylesEase , whatever , couldn't place order . So , boom , they come in . We sit down , you know , and then we get no , that's going to be racist , I can't say that . Then we get um , gotta be careful . Um , imagine getting canceled by the top people . That'd be bad for business . Anyway , this shit comes over , you know , and she's silent the entire time . So she puts glasses down on the table with like thank you . She says nothing and then she says are you guys ready to order ? We was like , nah , not . Yet Somebody else comes in . She's , you know , arranging shit , whatever . Whatever she comes back over my son's like yo , um , well , my son's not proper .
StylesHe's real proper . It wasn't . Was it water or was it napkins or something ?
Shadra (S Dot)2like that Okay .
StylesSo he asked for the water and then she no , it wasn't the water , because we she . Then she bring back the water . She bought the water .
Speaker 4Yeah , she brought water .
StylesYeah , but she brought the water later , yeah , so the whole time I'm not getting a good vibe sitting in there . You know how you don't get the good vibe and you just like , yeah , nah , the food , you're going to have food's just going to have some bad juju Like . I'm not even with it , you're not even you're not being friendly .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't know what you doing in that food in the back Exactly .
StylesLike when you don't give a fuck about the tip or you're not working towards the tip .
It's just like .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm not .
StylesI don't need your money at all , yeah At all , and I'm like all right , cool , um . So they kept looking at me , I'm looking at them , and when I say me and them , I'm talking about my wife and my son . So you and Jay was like . You know , I'm like listen , just say the word . You can blow this spot . Right now , I'm out .
Shadra (S Dot)2Right .
StylesAnd uh , eventually we did get up and just bounce , and as we were walking out , she didn't give a fuck , we had to walk past it , she was just like fuck y'all then Like three less customers , three less sushi rolls . Anyway , we blew it down a block to the tie diner . The tie diner was actually phenomenal . Um , it was a complete um , a 380 , you know , is it 380 or 180 ?
Shadra (S Dot)2No , it's a 180 .
StylesYeah , it's after two o'clock .
Shadra (S Dot)2My math is fucked up and you've been drinking Hennessy .
StylesI've been drinking Hennessy . I can't blame everything on the booze , but when you out here looking this crazy , you do Everything is the booze , but anyway , the service was impeccable . It was another Thai restaurant with we had two white waitresses .
Shadra (S Dot)2We did yeah , which was odd .
StylesBut OK , they like we'll give a fuck about nepotism and this motherfucker , not in this establishment . But all right , so we went there . We had the we . What did ?
Shadra (S Dot)2you have . I had the crab . What's the crab ? Fried rice crab fried rice who's ? Actually it was really good .
StylesYeah , I had the pad thai . The pad thai , the portion was really small . It was so good though .
Shadra (S Dot)2You're a portion I had a pretty good portion of well , you know it's fried rice .
StylesBecause you know what they did ? They split the plate . So half of it was pad thai , the other half was fucking one of those bean sprout shit .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . Yeah , you didn't have it , I don't know . It was good .
StylesThis was like $24 . And I'm like but that hands , that hand full of bean sprouts , you put on . It was like a quarter of the place , 25 cent , wow , yeah , the rest of my food . And then Jay had the soup and the soup was insane to what else he had . It was a soup .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , chicken Dosa soup , whatever , yeah Fire .
StylesWe didn't get anything to drink .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , we didn't get regular beverages .
Speaker 4All right cool .
Shadra (S Dot)2You had some ginger , ale we did Ginger ale .
StylesWe did Some good old ginger ale .
Shadra (S Dot)2Old foe drinks Settle , some settle your stomach ginger ale , some ginger ale and a coke .
StylesYou're going to stop . They really old , they really are old , these motherfuckers is old , I mean I am , you are , I am , I'm not .
Shadra (S Dot)2You right behind me . I'm not , I'm only listen . You are older than me .
StylesThis is a whole fucking fact Much older . That is a fact , yeah .
Shadra (S Dot)2I just want the people to know that you are much older .
StylesHoly shit . Listen , I'm not running from my age . Ladies and gentlemen , I don't give a fuck . There are 15 year old Now . Let me not do it to the 15 year olds .
Shadra (S Dot)2They can't defend themselves .
Speaker 5There are younger people .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yes .
StylesOlder than 18 , running around here looking like wet packs and new ports . Get the fuck out of here .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Shadra (S Dot)2Come on , let's finish talking about your meal .
StylesAll right , no , that was it . That was it . That was my birthday . I didn't do anything . We didn't do anything else , right ? No , no ? And then we drove back up top . I was tired because I'm old .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , and we got coffee . We got coffee , we did get we went to Starbucks and got coffee when we came back .
StylesOK , because I'm thinking about Dunkin' Donuts , Ron we made .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , that trash , that was all that . Yeah , yeah , watch your mouth , that was trash .
StylesAnyway , yeah , we got coffee with a dry ass , fucking lemon loaves . It shit was dry . It was not dry , it was it wasn't .
Speaker 4It was it wasn't .
Shadra (S Dot)2You're so used to trash at Dunkin' Donuts you don't know good coffee or good lemon loaves at Starbucks . Listen , so it's OK .
StylesCrack is a better hide and cocaine . Fuck is wrong with you .
Shadra (S Dot)2So your palate is not what it should be .
StylesI'm not fine at all . No , fuck , your tongue is like sandpaper .
Speaker 5You don't want chicken nuggets .
StylesWe're broth .
Shadra (S Dot)2Chicken nuggets with french fries and ketchup . That's all I did , all right , ok , you don't want to cut it out . I'm sorry , go ahead . You don't want to cut it out .
StylesYou too . It's just that yours is from Chick-fil-A . I'm .
Shadra (S Dot)2Listen .
StylesAll right , cool . So that was my birthday , and then we had . We had a real bay night . The other night actually , we woke up , we was you want to take it from me .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm doing a lot of talking , I don't know . Go ahead . I don't want to jump in on the . You're not going to jump in . I am on the bay night . I am , let's go .
StylesI'm opposed to fucking job listing on Craig's List and shit I need a whole craigslist . Oh , craig's , I told you I was oh .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh , well , listen . I'll fuck you with you I did my 30 day trial period . Yeah , yeah , I guess I need another 15 days .
Speaker 5I'm like , hold on , I'm a shit , this is really what I want to do .
Speaker 4Go ahead , oh man .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , y'all don't hear me on here next week . You know what happened .
StylesAll right , so boom the next day .
Shadra (S Dot)2We had bay night .
StylesWe did have bay night . We had a real bay night . Actually . We were trying to and shout out to Lerica , we was trying to get up with Lerica like the entire week but schedules didn't match up and shit like that . Shit was all fucked up . But definitely catch you on a rebound , mama . So we went to that . What I wanted to do the plan basically was to hit something in every bar .
Shadra (S Dot)2All right .
StylesSo out of the five , we hit two . Staten Island definitely wasn't going to make the list . We're not going across that bridge . Going across the bridge , get to the point . We ain't doing all of that . You know shadows to shallowing . We made it to two . The one we're talking about today
is called Dax Quizine , and we found them on the Gram Right , and the Gram is the devil as far as thirst traps scams and food are concerned , and I went down a food rabbit hole and found them .
StylesAll right , so you could feel free to jump in I am .
I'm definitely jumping in , because you see my first impression . Yeah , I know , you know what .
StylesI mean First impression . We pulled up as a little hole in the wall spot .
Shadra (S Dot)2But normally the hole in the wall spots are the best spots . No , absolute fucking way and yeah , and that's pretty much anything . Well , I don't want to say any city , but I know , especially in Dallas , yeah , get you a good old hole in the wall spot .
StylesBut y'all have tents and shit . There ain't no hole in the wall .
Shadra (S Dot)2Y'all have shit put together .
StylesWhat does a tent Should be looking like little Somalia , don't ?
Shadra (S Dot)2play . No , I'm saying a little hole in the wall and it was the same thing . Ok , look at you defensive . Listen . Don't talk about Dallas , you old , you ain't going to get across the table .
Don't talk about Dallas .
Shadra (S Dot)2Detail . Don't talk about Listen , I'm not even Shout out to Dallas .
StylesI'm not going to say D-town , big D and none of that shit Big D Go .
Shadra (S Dot)2Ahead .
StylesSo we pulled up . It was tight as hell , but the reception was really warm .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , she was so cool and friendly and anybody that we did , we did .
StylesSo . The first thing we asked them was for a menu and she didn't have any menus on hand because they're moving . Then the process of printing up new menus with a new address . I totally understood , and the way that the explanation was all fitted was warm . It was polite .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , I'm with it and friendly , right , yeah , so basically anything that was on Instagram is what she said that was available .
StylesYeah , so we started thumbing through there and showing the pictures . What do you think about this ?
Speaker 5What's this what's in this and you know pictures are crazy .
StylesOh , it's at DAX cuisine , d-a-c-k-s cuisine on the grid . Anyway , went through all of that , found some stuff I ordered . I was playing this safe and I played myself by doing so Sure did , I did .
You did .
StylesI did Because I got the oxtails and the rice and peas with the oxtail gravy over the rice and see , that's the thing .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , ok , I was about to say because we want to . You always want to make sure right , especially for new spots . Y'all listen to this bullshit , because I'm going to tell you exactly what happened and why we ended up there , go ahead .
StylesNo , I'm saying like whenever you go to a new spot .
Shadra (S Dot)2I like to get things that either . Well , just new items , right yeah . But see , like I said , you're so used to getting like oxtails and beans and rice and stuff like that , like no , let's get something different , so that way we can kind of like try everything I was eating .
StylesTry something different , yeah , but you know how many years I was eating beef and broccoli before I was like there are other things on the Chinese menu .
Shadra (S Dot)2Probably Listen you could catch up on barbecue . I mean , I don't know how to barbecue , so I do .
StylesThis is not I do you do . That's why .
Shadra (S Dot)2I told you that palette , but anyway .
StylesSo , anyway , we place all of this . I got the , I got the . I've still with rice and peas with I still gravy and steamed vegetables , like I was , you know , ordering from a regular Jamaican restaurant .
Speaker 4Blah , blah , blah , that's that .
StylesExactly Now , like I found something else . You know what did you get as that ?
Shadra (S Dot)2I have the crab legs . Well , it's like a seafood pasta , I guess , and but it had like crab legs , like whole crab legs , like like crab , Like . Y'all will see the pictures . But yes , it was like a seafood pasta . Came in a big old tin pan , right , it was enough for like three people .
StylesReally it was a lot of food and she murdered it .
Shadra (S Dot)2I did . I see that something left . I'm going to eat it before I leave . I'm definitely going to eat it before I leave , but yeah , so I had that and it came with like the crab legs and lobster , but they didn't have the lobster .
StylesThey didn't have the lobster .
Shadra (S Dot)2So it was cool , because I just really I really want the crab legs anyway .
StylesSo yeah , so boom , and then we also got Jay , our son , because he wasn't with us . It was it was Bay Night , in the middle of the afternoon . Anyway , we got him , was it .
Shadra (S Dot)2It was like chicken . It was chicken , it was wings , it was shrimp , it was macaroni and cheese .
StylesIt was shrimp , macaroni and cheese .
Shadra (S Dot)2OK , shrimp , macaroni and cheese . Wings and some yams and yams yeah .
Speaker 5Yeah . It looked good too , the super taste was pretty good I tried it Don't tell him , but I did .
StylesSo , boom , we're going to get back to the experience . So we pulled up at the spot , Mind you , it was a hole in the wall . Boom , we did whatever . We ordered the food . Somebody came in behind us they he ordered food , you know and it was a couple of waitin' outside . When we pulled up , we go back outside , no , she takes my phone number . And then , you know , it was like we'll hit you when it's ready . I'm like , all right , cool , In New York I am the most ignorant park on planet Earth . I will park , yeah , I will . I will park on your lawn if you have one . And it was the only place to park . But I was pulled up in front of the fire hydrant . So you know , of course we stayed near the car because it was hot as fuck . So we stayed near the car half hour later and we started looking at each other like damn you know what's good , not angry at anything but you know , yeah , because it had been a minute .
StylesExactly , and then we started smelling the food from .
Shadra (S Dot)2I kept smelling my crap , please . Yeah , I knew that .
StylesMe like in the middle of the block .
Shadra (S Dot)2They are cooking something . I don't know what it is , but it's something .
StylesSo 45 minutes later I go back in there , Our original hostess . She's not there , there's somebody else , OK , and she's like can I help you ? Let me take your order . I'm like now we already ordered . Oh what's your name , stiles ? She goes . She was like I'm calling the back . She was good , she goes in the back , comes back out . She was like oh , we don't have the crab legs . Now , mind you , in my head I'm like damn . I got to deliver that message to you , right , and ?
StylesI'm like I'm not trying to do that because you had your head set on , you know some crab legs . So she was like , oh , you can substitute it out . I'm like , all right , cool , we're going to get the shrimp . I made the executive decision .
Shadra (S Dot)2Look at you , I'm so proud .
StylesThat's what I do . So then I went back outside , Told you you was like , you was like oh , damn .
Speaker 5But OK .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , we'll do that .
Speaker 5Because you look good .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , the picture , it was a picture . I like shrimp anyway , so yeah , that's cool .
StylesSo half hour later now we are out with 15 minutes in Half hour later I go back inside , right , because my thing was initially yo , you took my number for what ? Like , if you knew that you didn't have it . You know and there's a order back there why you didn't . You know , whatever . Now mind you , this , this hole in the wall spot , is also servicing all of the delivery places . So rub hub you know Uber Eats and stuff like that .
Shadra (S Dot)2But one thing she did mention when she took our order was that everything was made to order . So I mean , I kind of understood that you know initially , but again , but being an hour and 15 minutes in , it's kind of like OK , what the hell now . And then seeing the other people leave with their food that even the guy that came in after us I'm like what the hell wait me in there , hold on .
StylesBut I think he was a seasoned veteran , though it doesn't matter , no , no , no . What I mean is he ? Knows what he's been through that already .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , you know , just waiting . It was like hmm .
StylesYeah . So I went back in the air blow . You know we having a conversation and then two other ladies walked in . You know they ordering food and I'm sitting there scratching my head like damn . You don't even know what .
Shadra (S Dot)2Y'all hit you know I'm for right now . It's gonna be a while . You should have told them .
StylesYeah , I ain't tell them shit , my fucking business , I'm hungry .
Shadra (S Dot)2They got to learn like we did . You gonna learn today , yo , that's a fact . I'm learning the way . That's a fact .
StylesSo yeah , I went back , you know , went back out , all right . So the short of it is this Almost two hours later I went back in . She was like 10 minutes and , of course , 20 minutes later it was ready yeah . You know we paid for it . She was $85 all in , but when she pulled out that 10 pan , I know , right For the lobster .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , I mean the lobster , the crab legs .
StylesI was like all right , you can have my $85 .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , that was , and it was so legit , oh my God .
StylesYeah , and I was like damn , I know they gonna give me something more . Oh , it was so hot and fresh .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , it was Right .
But your man came from the back , boss , and he was like yo . He came out for the back and he was like listen , I just want to make sure that you got everything that you need . He was like one of the cooks and that took me over the edge . That right there was like thank you .
You know , for me it was a family thing you know you go in the kitchen .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah .
StylesYour mom's is like yo blah , blah , blah and shit ain't ready . You know , and you're expecting it to be ready , but it's not ready . You're not mad because you know the shit gonna be good .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , so you know you're not pissed off .
StylesAnd in my head I was like next time I'll just fucking all the head sit on my couch and , when it's ready , go get it .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah .
StylesYou know , I played myself and I was just from not knowing .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , you know , like to say , no one is half the battle .
StylesNo , that's a fact .
Shadra (S Dot)2But yeah , but not . The food was really good . The only thing I would say if you get the , the only , thing , well , the only thing that I don't know , I'm trying to be PC right now because the food was good .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't have any , you know , issues with the food , except I wasn't too impressed with the crab legs being fried . I feel like if the crab was , you know , like , you know like regular , like bald or you know , I don't know how they cook them or prepare them , but you know , just without frying them , because it seems like the crab meat was a little bit dry on the inside and it was hard to get to . So I just , you know , if the crab legs weren't fried , it would have been definitely 10 out of 10 .
Styles10 out of 10 . Well , my oxels was 10 out of 10 .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , you didn't even share . I was trying to reach my hand again . Well , I'm like damn , but he kept eating them up .
StylesYeah , I can't speak to the shrimp and the crab legs because I'm allergic to shellfish .
Shadra (S Dot)2Shame on me , shame on me . I know , poor baby , that's that palate .
Speaker 5No , it's fucking crazy .
StylesMy blood .
Shadra (S Dot)2You gotta take a bit of drip before you . I don't even know .
StylesLike I think I have more enjoyment out of actually watching people eat it than wanting to try it .
Shadra (S Dot)2Honestly , yeah , some people you know they don't like to . What is it like a fight for their food , but just kind of like like work for their food , Like it's . You know it's hard to get to , but , like I said , I mean I love me some seafood , so , yeah , so .
StylesI'm going to get , I mean all right .
Shadra (S Dot)2So overall , yeah , what's your overall rating ?
StylesThis shit . Overall , I would definitely give it a eight out of 10 . And the eight out of 10 has nothing to do with the food whatsoever .
Speaker 5Yeah .
StylesYou know , and to be honest with you , they probably deserve a 10 out of 10 , just based off of the fact that you know it was a smaller establishment and I know for a fact that the orders that they were taking they had to be overwhelmed back there .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah , you know what I mean . Yeah , and , like I said , I would probably give it a nine out of 10 , because , like I said , I mean I understand it is made to order , so that's just you going to have fresh food , like that right there Like excites me for having fresh food , because , yeah , so , but , like I said , it was just a crab legs being fried for me , but other than that , definitely a nine out of 10 for me .
StylesFuck that punk . I set up to a nine out of 10 too . I'm only shaving off off a point just for the break down and communication . Yeah , not the length of time . I'm good with the length of time that it took for me to get it , but it was just that you know what I mean . I'm like , I'm sitting here outside the restaurant . Just text me , be like . Listen , it's going to be X , y and Z , you know , because once you start , once you get past 60 minutes , there's a conversation Right .
StylesAnd it wasn't even like yo . Let me just shave off whatever , whatever . Or here , take this carrot cake , be happy you know something ?
Speaker 5Yeah , and I'm not even there with my handout . And .
StylesI'm going to tell you after I tasted the food , I gave them a pass on that too Right .
Shadra (S Dot)2That was it , you know and I'm about to go finish my .
StylesYo , it's crazy . I'm going to see a warm up pasta right now because every time I asked about it it wasn't snobby about it at all so it's kind of like they rock me to sleep with the whole family shit .
Speaker 5And I was like I'm shit .
StylesI'm part of the family and the food is good and I gave you my money . And you know what I mean . So yeah , nine out of 10 . Oh , and then moving to Eastchester in New York . Once again , we're being a local podcast .
Shadra (S Dot)2Look at us being local . Yes , we're local .
Speaker 5You're not going to make it out of New York .
Shadra (S Dot)2You're going to always rap for your block .
StylesAnyway , they're moving to Eastchester which is going to be a dining establishment . I can't fucking wait . I'm mad because on the ground they actually had these chicken and waffles that look amazing , crazy , so crazy . That was scary . I was shook , daddy , because I was like I know , this is expensive , I don't like it , I'm gonna be pissed off .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't know , they look good .
StylesI can't play it safe next time . I can't play it safe , All right , so boom . Overall 10 out of 10 for Dax cuisine .
Shadra (S Dot)2Nine out of 10 .
StylesNine out of 10 . She look at you , I listen . I feel how I feel Now that I said what I said , but I feel how I feel .
Speaker 6Desert . I hope you guys enjoyed your meal . Can I get you something off of our dessert menu ?
StylesCan you stop talking during the segment breaks please ? I'm trying not to edit .
Shadra (S Dot)2Oh no , you're going to have to do some editing , Holy shit .
StylesAnyway .
Shadra (S Dot)2What's up .
StylesWe have .
It's been nice having you .
Shadra (S Dot)2Well , thank you for having me back .
StylesI mean , you know you , only you know one half of the whole .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't know . Yeah , I got 15 more days . I got another 15 day trial period .
StylesAnd I'm trying to figure out how much PTO you really have , like , yeah , I already talking about going on craigslist , find a whole other house .
Shadra (S Dot)2Yeah start auditioning Listen like I said , if you don't hear me back next week , you know what happened .
StylesYeah , Um , anyway , um you done .
Shadra (S Dot)2I'm literally done with my training .
StylesMake sure she finished that Listen .
Shadra (S Dot)2I don't have any church announcements .
StylesI don't have anything coming up . Yeah , no .
Shadra (S Dot)2No , oh , people Forget it .
Speaker 5They can do that . Yeah , I don't know what to say yeah , this segment is sponsored by Ginkoba .
StylesI haven't been taking any , so therefore my memory is shit .
Speaker 5Ok , I just need to the engagement is shit as well .
StylesI'm saying it is like , can we just go ?
Shadra (S Dot)2Let's go , you should . I think there's something in the show .
StylesOh , I don't even know what , but the press . It's that time again and since we really don't know how to say goodbye , I'm not going to say goodbye , but listen what I will ask . Pause , I'm not even asking if you liked it . Please don't forget to like , comment , subscribe and shit , and that's homework Also . There is no . Also , we'll catch you next week . We'll save a seat at the table for you .