The Brunch Hour Podcast

Styles

You are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast , the best hour of the day .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It's the only podcast I listen to .

Styles

With your host styles . I like my hair Red , bone Flat Yellow , light , skin Yellow . I stop . Hello , what's goodie ? People , I'm almost ready to take the training wheels off of this salutation thing Almost almost . I'm still a little bit rude . There's still a little bit in me , of course , but here we all with it .

Styles

Listen , if you're driving right now , it's safe . I'm not going to get you a ticket . It's not in rick . Well , I don't know .

Styles

A few minutes into this , I do have something to say that might make you want to . You know , mash the gas and all that other good shit . But anyway , if you're listening for the first time , what up ? You know , if you're a listener and you've been a listener , what up ? And do me a favor , send this out to somebody else that you know mimics your personality , style and grace and see if they want to listen in as well . Anywho , let's get right to it . Listen , unless you were living under a rock , you already know Tory Lane's got 10 years for a gun and a foot and your man , henry Ruggs , got three years for killing a lady and a dog , doing 160 in the residential Don't ask me where he was going and also shadows to Hawaii , man , one of the islands went up in smoke during the hurricane either during or before I'm not even sure I know hurricane was used .

Styles

I didn't go that deep into it . I do know that there was a lot of fucking fire and it looked like a fucking war zone and , ironically enough , the smoke managed to stay there . And we're talking about an island . And when Canada had a fire , I looked out and it looked like the fucking Mars landscape . But we'll leave that alone . That's something else . All right .

Styles

So let's get to the crux of this whole thing , the thing that I'm excited to talk about . Let's talk about the real MVP of the fucking Alabama situation . All right , we're going to give out some awards . We are going to give out some awards , and I need to learn to start pressing these buttons when these buttons are called for . But anywho , here we go . So the real MVPs Uncle with the chair , uncle with the chair . He will remain a name because , even though they bagged him , I don't want to put him out there like that . You know , we don't want to further any type of shenanigans . Auntie's with the mean knuckle game . Shout out to y'all the Riverboat gang that showed up like a Marvel comic book crew . I was going to say gang , but you know , white people take that anyway . The young man that swam to the rescue because his patience was slim to none . Let's talk about that hat , that hat that will go down in infamy , the hat that should be found and bronzed right . But let's be real , the real .

Styles

MVP is the white guy that fucked around and found out that guy . You know you got your entire team fucked up , the entire team . Why did you do that ? Why did you do that ? Anyway , who gives a fuck ? What happened is going down is documented , which is great . You know , I must have watched that video six or seven times that day , and then maybe about 12 to 13 , 14 times the following day , because you know , when your people start catching different angles , y'all want to talk about it . And you go back and you see shit that you know . You didn't see the first go round . My bad , my bad .

The folding chair fiasco

Styles

Let's bring it back a little bit , right , because the white guy is not the true . So he was the catalyst . He was the catalyst . He was the dumbass catalyst that started the whole shit . He was the catalyst . However , the true MVP was Follenship , as we all know right . The Follenship because it came through .

Styles

I must ask you know , a couple of swings later .

I must ask .

Styles

And then he was getting the wars for the whole shit , kidding me . We got Grammy . We got Grammy , we got Grammy . It's crazy , you know , because me myself , I'm a CEO , but I'm also with chairman . Fuck around and find out if you're wanting Now , um , a little bit of ignorance , because that's what I do . If you don't like what I do but watch everything I do .

Speaker 4

you still a fan , hey ?

yo watch them .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Do we need two shots All ?

Styles

right , so boom , we're back on the other half of everything . Um , welcome back as that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Hey , hey , yo hey who ?

Styles

No , no , no , no , welcome back . I'm excited you should be .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Thank you for having me back .

Styles

We've met . Yeah , it's kind of it feels like that right , like she's not a part of this for real .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It was a trial period . At 30 days .

Speaker 5

You got the job .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It was a 30 day trial period . Yeah .

Styles

Now we have some really good guests that came in your absence . You did .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I heard some of those . Yeah , they came through . On the came through .

Styles

Well , listen , everybody , put your glass in the air . What we're drinking this week is called the loaded half and half .

Speaker 5

All right .

Styles

Um , it is Hennessy ice tea and lemonade on sweet tea and then lemonade , and it's in the Tom Collins glass and I just really didn't measure that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I believe you .

Styles

Let me go ahead and try it . You got to start it , though , yeah . Okay , while you're doing that , um , I'm going to mute your mic . I have a very interesting story to tell , though , because I did the um the Uber eats for the alcohol . Because I was prepping for the show and I didn't want to leave the house or left the house . It's a nice day out . You already know how that go , um oh , that's pretty good , it's good right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Even though you didn't even measure it .

Speaker 5

I didn't .

Styles

Wow , but do me a favor , though I'm excited . Sip , slow Okay .

Shadra (S Dot)2

All right , yeah , I'm done .

Styles

And then we won't have a show . Anywho , I ordered . I ordered a drink . I ordered the Hennessy on the Uber eats at . Yeah , no pardon , I'm lying . I ordered the Hennessy on the grub hub app .

Speaker 5

Okay .

Styles

So I've been watching some videos lately and I've been watching motherfucking still shit , right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

And .

Styles

I'm like , yeah , you just think it'll never be me . It's not me .

Shadra (S Dot)2

See , that's wrong . I don't order like grub hub and I don't know I don't . I don't really use those apps until only when I'm here , but when I'm in Dallas , yeah I don't . I don't use none of those apps .

Styles

You done .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm done , go ahead . I'm sorry .

Styles

All right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So I thought maybe you want to hear my backstory even though it's not my , it's not even my story , it's just story . Go ahead .

Styles

So the guy pulls up . I'm looking at him on the map , right , the eye in the sky . I'm looking at him , so I'm still doing what I'm doing . I don't know what the fuck . Maybe he's trying to figure out parking because you can't . You can't park in front of the building during certain times because there's always a car there and they think that you know .

Styles

they run upstairs , they think that some fucking parking attendant not parking attendant , but the cops going to magically appear and give them a ticket , whatever . So I'm thinking he's doing that whole thing . And then five minutes later it says delivered , but this is alcohol .

Styles

Now ladies and gents , if you're not familiar with ordering alcohol through the app , you actually have to show your ID . He has to scan the ID in order to release it . So as soon as I saw that , I was like wait a fucking minute , open up the door look down I was like nah . But then I heard the elevator start to close and I'm like this motherfucker just jacked me for my fucking alcohol . Yeah , and the only reason is because I didn't run behind him .

Styles

It's because every time , every time it's it's show . He knows Melissa , who happens to be like . America's next top model . It shows up as Robert . Robert done smoked 10 L's before he even got over here , you know . But now , um , then I got on the horn and they took care of it . It was like , listen , this is what we could do . And I told him I was like listen , your man Rob me . I don't know who the fuck you're hiring .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It's like the mid 90s , they ain't doing no background checks .

Speaker 5

None at all . None at all , I mean .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't even think it's necessary , but but you crazy .

Styles

I think , at the very least , they should have packed groceries at some point in their life in order to get this job , because you already know like we've gotten things and there've been five items on that list and the motherfuckers will show up with three . You check utensils . They won't be a fucking utensil in sight . You understand . I'm saying so I think that that old thing anyway , Um I so boom , let's move on to the icebreaker Come

Marijuana Policy in Restaurants

Styles

on let's go .

Styles

Let's go to the icebreaker Listen . So the Dallas observer Okay , your party , town right Warns people that D Slow down , killer .

Shadra (S Dot)2

That's what it's called . I'm D .

Styles

I'm about to take that fucking drink from you right now .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Go ahead , finish this story .

Styles

I appreciate you , they said . Now the Dallas observer warns people that they will not be served if they smell like marijuana . There's a sign . There's a sign on the door that says that if you smell like skunk when , not when , I'm doing it . So naturally I had to research it . Now , I'm not a smoker . You were smoking , no , so I don't smoke . Um , my brother is a smoker and this nigga , anyway , it's a whole other story . But yeah , he's a smoker . He's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker , he's a smoker .

Styles

He's a smoker . The whole other story , but yeah , he's a smoker . That might this might offend him . Doesn't offend me . Yeah , um , and I've worked in the surface industry before and I know people that are coming Like . My thing is is I have a question to everybody that does smoke why the fuck do you think that I want to smell you ? Now , you're not that's . I just want to know that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , yeah , I think that was part of the the reason the owner put this policy in place . Yeah , because you know , like he was saying , like you know , sitting in the restaurant , you Nobody wants to be sitting around in a restaurant trying to enjoy that feeling , and that's all you smell it right .

Styles

Yeah , and I get it . They're nose blind to it because they're smoking it .

Speaker 5

I get it .

Styles

I understand it , but at the same time , though , I'm telling you and this is my PSA right now I'm telling you that you smell like a pound of weed . You smell like you use weed detergent for you to wash your clothes . You understand what I'm saying and I can only imagine what your fucking yuck mouth takes like . That shit is fucking crazy . Think about it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , especially if you have that much coming off you .

Styles

You smell like the baggie that you rolled up from .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Do they smell like a fire bag ? No , it's just a dime bag , and it's the thing I got .

Styles

I have friends that smoke . I have family members that smoke . If you love me , you love me , but you gonna take this pause . I don't give a fuck Like to me . I just don't understand it . I don't understand . Like these same people , just like us , whatever they smoke , they'll quickly , you know basically judge somebody else if they have too much cologne on . If I put a thousand , if I spray 10 times and then walk outside , they're gonna be offended . But you can hot box in your car for three months straight , literally , without coming out . That motherfucker pop out , smell like a whole fucking , you know , exotic strand . The good stuff , the good stuff . You know . The motherfucker's got to be following behind you with a lighter or something . He ain't about to roll you up .

Speaker 5

Yeah , definitely .

Styles

Yeah , but so okay . So what I did was I did the background check , wanted to find out if they could legally do that , and he is , it is yes .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , I mean that's just like anything else or any other I guess , like service , you know , in the service industry , like other occupations or things like that , because I mean or just like like corner stores and things like that . I don't know if you remember , like back in the day , you know I haven't seen those kind of signs , but well , not lately , but like the signs where it's like no shirts , no shoes , no service .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So I mean it's pretty much the same concept , same thing . So I mean , hey , if you first of all it's too many text managed restaurants in Dallas and Texas period , so you can go . It's so many other places you can go . For one somewhere else . Get your tacos , get whatever it is you get and go somewhere else . That's pretty much all it is . It's too many restaurants in Dallas .

Styles

Well , I did see a too , many a brunch spot in New York where they actually , where you can smoke your weed and whatever . So it's going to be a bunch of that shit popping up now yeah they just created a lane right To be exploited . You know so . As far as the law is concerned , you know , as long as they follow state , federal and local non-discrimination laws , they could you know so to me that's kind of like a great one , because when you think about it , you are discriminating yeah you are .

Speaker 4

That's what I'm saying .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Exactly , but you know , I guess there's ways around it .

Styles

So now , I don't know , but like no .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I think the thing , like the article was saying , as long as it's been done equally amongst everybody and not just like one particular group , you know , or you know like I'm just going to say black people or Hispanics , or you know like everybody , if a white person come up in here , whoever comes in there , smell like weed , okay , you can't get service , you need to go somewhere else and get your tacos period Okay . So hopefully they not just , like I said , it's limited to only one group of people .

Styles

But all right . So let's take it a step further though . Let's take it to let's say they're opening themselves up for a lawsuit . Maybe not that industry , but there are other industries . Let's say I'm going into like Target or something like that , and they're refusing to sell me something based on the fact that maybe they think that I'm fraud because I smell like weed . You get what I'm saying Like . Your first inclination is like oh , your fraud , come and smell like a pound of weed using somebody else's gift card .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But there's no signs on the target doors that saying that we're not going to service you if you come in there and smell like weed , I guess . I guess All right , don't let's not bring Target into this .

Styles

Why might get ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

your target .

Styles

Bay .

Speaker 5

My target Bay .

Styles

Yeah . Trouble , mm-hmm , he come through smell like a bag of weed .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't know what he smelled like . That's the other thing , though what ?

Styles

I've gotten food and opened up my food .

Speaker 4

And it's just like weed , because , oh , that's disgusting . Exactly that's my thing .

Styles

That's . That's , that's my thing , Anyway , moving on . So I have a new thing . What's ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

your new thing .

Styles

Um , while I was preparing for the show today , I recorded something Okay , and what I recorded was , basically , I was like yo , we're going to play a game . Oh wow , I'm going to hit this button , Right . Okay , it's going to say something to the effect of something you never seen before . He's going to name two . You name the third one . Okay , all right . And you better go fast . I am not prepared , I know All right , wait a minute .

Speaker 4

Are you answering ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

the question .

Styles

Yeah , I'm participating . Oh , okay , I'm going to go after you . You go first , Okay .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Let's go you ready ?

No , but yeah , all right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two , dinosaurs , three three a flying monkey there there are no different worlds I've never seen Wow .

Speaker 5

Okay , how about that ? You put your dream ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

to the side it is . It's to the side my turn .

Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .

Styles

Three black toilet tissue . Yeah , think long and hard . Have you ever seen anything like that ? Think long and hard . Have you ever seen it ? Have you ever ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

seen it ? I feel like I have . No , you've never seen it .

Styles

I feel like I have the same reason that you've never seen like different color sheets inside of a I'm hard different colored towels inside of a hotel . They all use white towels .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But you haven't been in all hotels either , so you don't know that for sure .

Styles

I haven't , but at this point I'm just not listening to you anymore . What kind of shit is that to say ?

The fuck , Anyway , Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Three .

Styles

I'm listening .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Flying dinosaurs .

Styles

Flying dinosaurs , flying dinosaurs . So you've seen other types of dinosaurs , just not flying dinosaurs .

Shadra (S Dot)2

OK , wait a minute , I wasn't ready .

Styles

If we were still dating , I would have to leave you at the bar because I would fear for my life . I would think that there would be charges brought up . Like you're honest , you only had a spoonful of patrol .

Shadra (S Dot)2

That was it Just a spoonful Now patrol , I can't drink patrol . Is that what you got in this drink that ?

Styles

is not what I have in the drink Were you present during the presentation earlier . When I say Hennessy , you did say Hennessy .

Speaker 4

My bad OK .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Holy shit . Ok , you come on .

This is my turn . Yes , OK , Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .

Styles

Three a blind man I can see . Now wipe that shit off your face . What's wrong with you ? You ready .

Speaker 5

No , no , no wait .

We won't talk about it .

Styles

Well no . How do you get philosophical about some shit like that ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

Because I've heard of the blind . People can like see in their dreams . Wait , I'm listening .

Styles

I haven't done anything , I'm listening .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , I mean , you was over there Like I thought you were about to press a button , but no , seriously . I've heard that before . You've heard what that blind people can see in their dreams .

You ain't got the answers ? Swag , I've been doing this more than you .

Speaker 4

Can I move on ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

Wait , ok , go ahead .

All right Things I have never seen in my life One aliens , two dinosaurs .

Styles

Three is me . Oh , it's you . It's you . No , no , no , no .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I was wrong that you take my turn . Um appear me .

Styles

Is I don't want to . I don't want to tell my wife to shut the fuck up .

I really don't want to , I'm talking about things I've never seen in my life .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I was saying in person , Aliens , two dinosaurs .

Styles

Three a microwave commercial . If you've seen one , please send it to me . There's never been . Well , paul , I don't want to say that . Yeah , I've never seen a fucking microwave , a commercial microwave , ever . It's the fucking product that sells itself .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Wait a minute . First of all , I think , you see , you already knew some of these answers or thought or thought of your answers .

Styles

No , I didn't .

Shadra (S Dot)2

This is like .

Styles

I promise you I did . Ok , ladies and gentlemen , this is what I did today . I invited her in the process of actually putting the show together .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh God , here we go .

Styles

She kept scrolling and it kept stopping looking at bloggers like .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , I was looking up information you sent me one thing in four hours . I was scrolling and looking up information . I was what . Listen , I told you I'm not a podcaster . I don't do this for a living , so yeah , cannot , cannot move on . This is all new to me . Main course is time to eat what's on your mind .

Styles

Nice . So here we go . Let's get to the shit for real . I'm going to play this clip , because this actually is what you did send to me . Ok , all right , so I'm hoping that you have some thoughts on this . I hope you showed up to fight . I'm ready to fight .

Shadra (S Dot)2

What did I send you ?

Styles

Yeah , there we go .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You only sent me one thing and I don't remember what it was .

Styles

Jesus Christ . Anywho , here it goes .

Speaker 4

She just asked me about a 50,000 .

Styles

That is not what I wanted to do . Entertain the people while I fix this .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Hey people .

Styles

All right , here we go . Now , here we go , ok . What's your dating style ?

Speaker 4

I pay attention to detail . I don't like to what a person likes .

Shadra (S Dot)2

OK , so Birkin bags are really my thing .

Speaker 5

I like Chanel , you done Yep .

Speaker 4

She just asked me about a 50,000 per . I mean , I just met you . I don't even know your last name , seattle . You kind of scared me when you were talking about them , birkins , a little bit . What if it's a rough year and I can't get you that , birkin , do you leave or do you run away , or what do you do ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

One thing about me if I want something really , you go find somebody else can get the Birkin .

Speaker 4

No , no , no .

Styles

I'm going to buy the Birkin .

Speaker 4

When you look at me different Because I'm in a rough patch and couldn't get the Birkin .

Shadra (S Dot)2

For you just saying that little thing that is very true to my life , my finances brings doubt to men all the time . The Birkin jokes rule for me because guys really get intimidated by that and then for him to turn around and try to make me feel bad . This is really an insecurity within yourself .

Styles

Yeah , you want me to start .

Gender Roles and Expectations in Relationships

Shadra (S Dot)2

Please .

Styles

Okay , so I have questions and I think that you'll be able to answer these questions .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh , goodness Okay .

Styles

You know not that you have the same trained authority as this young lady . Right , not going to be disrespectful yet , but not that you have the same trained authority as her . She said that dudes are intimidated by the jokes right and outcomes to be worth . That bitch ain't fucking , she is not joking she wasn't , she wasn't joking , she was dead serious .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , because , yeah , no , she was definitely serious . Um , okay , so what's your question ?

Styles

Um , why do women think like that ? No , I'm serious . That's like a very honest question , because when I'm scrolling , of course , if there's not as popping up in my feed because that's every three seconds it's not my fault .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Listen , I promise you was not quit liking it , it's not me like and quit commenting , never mind .

Speaker 5

I definitely don't comment , I'm like .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Sims comment I'm not coming .

Styles

Um , yeah , sometimes I do get a little .

Shadra (S Dot)2

And that's why it's like it the way it is . We've had this conversation so many times .

Styles

My thumb is epileptic .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You know what ?

Speaker 5

So anyway , all right .

Styles

No , when I'm scrolling that is like a common train of thought . You know it's like is he the woman is talking about what a man has to be able to do . All right , let me start here . My problem is I think that women should stop asking for shit that they can't get for themselves . Right , and ? Then , you'll get the defense where they'll rush in and be like but I can't know , you can't , because you don't have it when .

Styles

I show up , you don't have it . When I show up , you understand what I'm saying , but yet still it's a request . How does it become a request and you say I could do ? If you could do it , you would have done it . We're talking about bags here Now and I open up the closet . There's no , there's no bag over $1,000 in that closet . But you asking for a $30,000 bag and I was today years old when I found out that those shits are expensive Birkin is crazy . Yeah .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , and I can't answer for all women , but I don't know . I mean , I think well and like what I did agree with her with what she said was . I mean , she did say that you know , if I guess for a man , if he can't provide it , then she'll get it for herself , and I think that's always been my train of thought . You know , like I said , if it's something that I really want , first of all , I'm not the type that's going around asking a man for anything , period . I just don't . I've never been like that . If a man gives me something , that's one thing , but I've never like just come out and be like , hey , you know , give me a bag , give me this , give me that , give me this . I've always been the type to just if I want to , I'm going to get it myself .

Styles

I can vouch for that . I did buy you a bag that's still sitting in the closet .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , yeah , be one that I like . I mean , you have to learn me , you have to know my style and what I like and what I don't like .

Styles

So I mean , the everyday bag is in the fucking .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't know . The everyday bag is legit .

Styles

The everyday bag happens to be a Tory Burch soft , soft , but a leather it is it's so soft , the big heart yeah . With the Chevron pattern . Yeah , I love it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I love it . So I mean , yeah , more bags on that style .

Styles

Of course I take it every day all day I'm going to get you a target bag . Can I get you a target bag ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

Target has some real cute bags . I have a couple of bags from Target .

Styles

You heard it here first , ladies and gentlemen , so OK no . So targets not off the menu .

Shadra (S Dot)2

A target is not off the menu for me .

Styles

OK , all right , Talk about . So I want to know again where is that ? Is that like something that's taught at home ? Like who and not only is it taught at home , who teaches a woman that ? I'm on the attack right now .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I see who teaches a woman that Help . Well , I mean , of course it could be taught . You know , again , I can't speak for every woman and you know how she was raised or whatever , but I mean , I definitely think it could be taught , something that could be taught as far as you know , or you know what you can get from a man and things like that .

Styles

Like I , don't know , just say her mama did it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , her mama may have done it .

Styles

Her mama definitely did it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

We don't know that . But again , like I said , I've just never been that tight . Maybe I should have . No , I'm just joking , but I've never been that tight . I'm always going to get what I want .

Styles

It's crazy , ok . So again , this is I'm defending , I'm standing up for the fellas out there , and one of the other things I did pass them past a meme that I meant to record with a lady was like you know , if he ever gets into a rough patch .

Styles

blah , blah , he's doing this , he's down bad , he's got a job . Yada , yada , yada , yada . I'm leaving , Literally . That's because I'm thinking that she's going to turn the corner with this dude . You know , cause when he turned the corner it's just him and she went the other direction . But I don't know , For me it's kind of sickening in a way that I don't see enough bosses out here . I see a lot of miss , I see a lot of misusage of the word boss . As far as women are concerned , right , I mean , I can't give you everything that you want . You want the range . I can't get you to range . I'm going to get you to range . I can't get you to range . Now you understand .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , really , I only want to range it . What do you ?

Styles

want what you want .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , let's see . Well , it won't be a range for sure . No , I don't want that anymore . I told you a Porsche A . Porsche , yeah , or a two door Bentley Either one .

Styles

I'm going to go into this other clip because this might be the perfect segue into that . All right , you ready .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm ready . I want to have a test of your boyfriend . Excuse you , I want to knock your boyfriend . She what . I will pay you five million Naira , yeah , yes , lend me your boyfriend for a night . How much ? Five million Naira , how much Okay .

Styles

So I did the math on that because as soon as I seen that I was like hold on , let me go and find out how much that is , if I'm going to record it , because five million Naira might be looking $10 US , so it's like 136,000 . So I could loan out the day .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , of course not .

Styles

But see , that's why I played it though , so all right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So I'm 136,000 . Yeah , no , think about it . Hold on for time out , though Go ahead .

Styles

I would use protection Okay , that's one . It would clear up the debt . It would Right Business credit would be on fleek Right , so we can actually take that , flip that and then come out on top like half a mil Easy God .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So that's what you want to do ? No , I'm asking you if it were on table .

Styles

It's not what I want to do .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You think you're going to back me into a coin Wait a minute . And the women that was in that audio , they were friends .

Styles

They were friends .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , I'm asking , who was it ?

Styles

I think that one was a boss , the other one was a worker . Oh clearly , because the other one was like five million Naira .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So she thought that the other one could be bought . I didn't know , I couldn't understand . Okay , yeah , no .

Styles

No , not a little bit . Watch my double standard Right . Go ahead . What was it , pretty woman ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

What's a pretty woman .

Speaker 5

Yeah , pretty woman . Yeah , absolutely , Absolutely not .

Styles

No , I think that you know I would be the prostitute . You can't be the prostitute . I would have to be the prostitute .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I think you wouldn't mind being a prostitute . I wouldn't mind it , you wouldn't mind it . I would absolutely mind it , you would definitely mind it , I would mind it Would you yeah , because I'm funny . Oh yeah , I forgot , because we had that conversation before .

Styles

Did we Mm-hmm ? Refresh my memory .

Shadra (S Dot)2

As far as remember , when we were talking about you not smashing your ugly friends Because they were ugly and I was like , okay , so you had some if one of your homegirls was ugly from back in the day , you know and you never did smash them , but they probably like damn . We never did smash .

Styles

Well , that's the reason why ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

because they was ugly . No , oh .

Styles

It wasn't because she was ugly or they were ugly .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh , okay . Well , what was

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Shadra (S Dot)2

it ?

Styles

I've never had a group of ugly friends at one given time .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , I don't know . You told me that there was a couple of them .

Styles

There were , but they were spread out though .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh , okay , wasn't a whole gang of ugly chicks ?

Styles

who was once , was it ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't know you were like yeah .

Styles

I'm like insolate you myself with ugly chicks .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No .

Styles

Oh , okay , you're fine .

But yeah .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But no listen .

What .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , no , we not selling D .

Styles

You're right , we're not selling it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

We're not even mowning it out they're leasing it .

Styles

Don't look at me like that . It was something I was doing , your job today . I was doing my job and your job .

Speaker 4

So I was scrolling and I was like hold up .

Styles

Let me , let me get a take on that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But it's nice to know that you wouldn't loan me out , though I appreciate that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , I wouldn't loan you out , but it's kind of something . It's well , but they weren't paying . So it was . I was thinking of the other story where it was a group of friends and they were like , oh , is your man coming to girls night , girls night out ? And so it was like , okay , well , can we fuck your man ? Like I was just curious , like is that really something that happens ? Like a group of girls , like your best friend , I'm gonna say about five women , a group of five women , and you bring your man to the party and your girls are asking , hey , can we help your man ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

First of all , and he just going around , f and all the all four friends .

Styles

You would your friends would have to be well , you don't have any friends , but your friends will have to be .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I have a friend . I what ?

Styles

Fix your face . What I have friends . Okay , I'm just playing . She does have friends , so maybe I'm not , but this is the thing though .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't have a lot of friends , but I do have a friend or two .

Styles

Nobody needs a lot of friends after the age 40 . Listen , I need like if I can count on my hands , both of them .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I can count on one hand . I'm one hand .

Styles

That's even better , that's easy man , what the fuck was I going to say ? That shit threw me that fucking young .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm sorry , god damn it .

Styles

It was going to be good too it probably was , it probably was Okay , so you can't rent the dick out .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , we're not renting out , okay .

Styles

I'm not touching it enough for me . Drop the subject , leave it alone . Kick it up the block . Let's go , um , okay , so since we can't , uh , when I , before you know we got married actually , no , since the exception of me thinking about love and what my relationship looked like , I thought that it would look a little something like this I love seeing him sleep easy .

Speaker 7

Every night , like clockwork , I scratch this man's back to sleep and I know when he's asleep because I can tell when his breathing changes . And some people might think that's psychotic , but that's like , I just know . That's when I'm like oh , I can stop now , but I find joy in being your rest .

Styles

Shit like that . Like shit like that . That's what I and I had to balance it with . You know the earlier clip and stuff like that , because I'm like yo . My , I don't even understand how a nigga could love you if it comes at a price , which is ironic and me sitting here talking about leasing my dick , right ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

He like at least one time , just one time , just so we can flip it .

Styles

Yeah that's a fact . Oh , the block is high .

Shadra (S Dot)2

For how long is it ? 30 minutes ? How long ? Seven minutes . No , we can never Every time it's like what Seven minutes ? It would never be the same .

Styles

The relationship would never be the same .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , it'll definitely .

Styles

You would never look at me the same .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah right .

Styles

Because it's kind of like .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , I look at you like the doll You're on the rail , like how much we got getting there .

Styles

That's next birthday , give us a webcam . Let's make it a . And the only fans .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Let's turn it into a business one . I'm running a husband's here . You can remind me , I'm 135,000 .

Styles

There was another clip that I saw . It's funny because there was another clip that I saw where the lady was talking about they're going to stay together , right ? I ? Guess somebody stepped out . Maybe I'm wrong , because somebody's listening to this right now . I'm like nigga , that's not how it went . That's fine . I'm making this shit up as I go along , I'm sure , but there's a point to this . They would have gathered .

Shadra (S Dot)2

OK .

Styles

So I'm happy and then not together . This is terrible , but they're still together . Somebody stepped out . I think he stepped out .

Speaker 5

OK .

Styles

And she found out and she was like listen , this is what we're going to do . We're going to stay together . We're still going to make this money together . We're going to raise our child .

Speaker 5

Oh yeah , it was one child together . I think I saw something like that . She was like but whoever I'm fucking , there's none of your fucking business .

Styles

And I was like Jesus .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh yeah . And he was like caught off guard by all that . Yeah , yeah , she didn't give a fuck .

Styles

She's light-skinned too . She didn't give no fucks .

Speaker 5

No .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , because if you can do it , I can do it even better . No , that's a whole fact .

Styles

But getting back to the watching call and I don't want that . But getting back to the whole the shit that we just played with the lady and all of that , that was my idea of love . You know you want to be able to close your eyes and rest , literally literally literally because it was a there was a meaning behind that .

Styles

You know , of course , if you start up in my back , you're going to notice my breathing change immediately , and I'm just on my own . They could be on his own , man . Yo . Ladies and gentlemen , this old people's sex Shit is horrible . First of all , I'm sorry , I didn't say our old people sex , I just said old people sex in general . Wait a minute .

Shadra (S Dot)2

First of all , if you just said our , you know , I did , you did , I know .

Styles

I didn't .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You like , I'm not talking about our .

Styles

Yeah , old people , I'm not to come on .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But why got to be old people sex though .

Styles

Because that's what we do Now . I'm just Listen .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , but this is the thing . Hold on .

Styles

Listen , I'm talking to everybody . I'm talking to everybody 40 and over .

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Styles

Your , your tricks and shit that you brought into the bedroom earlier on in life . That shit is retired . It's sitting on the bench somewhere . The towel boy don't even come by there . I'm dead ass . Like he don't even come by there , like all of that . Like you start to realize that the gym means more to you now than ever .

Speaker 5

Yeah , I promise you that .

Styles

I promise you that , because there are certain positions not to put our business out there , but there are certain positions . A nigga really just be focused on a position .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Like I really stand on this one . Let's say , like what's not my tip to ?

Styles

what's not early is impossible . It's impossible because I'm so focused on other shit .

Shadra (S Dot)2

like you know , form Not catching the cramp , my toes catching the cramp , we're going to have to get a fucking water boy .

Styles

You're going to have to come in and wipe my foot Like like a pit stop or something . Just keep the dig in the bathroom Pause . No , I even got to be a dude . We need a water check , you know .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I mean even the bathroom is going about . I didn't say a fluffer . I said I'm saying because that'll lead to something else . Why ?

Styles

I'm older now that shit ain't going to lead to nothing .

Shadra (S Dot)2

OK , cool .

Styles

They go , take one look , realize I have to perform and be like no , I'm at two .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh no , I can't handle the one You're going to take these kind words .

Styles

I'm just , it's going to be some heavy slurping .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , that's a lot of winking .

Styles

Oh , yeah , yeah my imagination is going to be an over .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Be out of the winking , and that's how you can get for real , that's a good wink .

Styles

So I'm just an empty promises Mm hmm .

Shadra (S Dot)2

A lot of . I wish I could .

Styles

Yo , that's fucked up . That's why all of the old ladies fuck the pool boy .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Probably what ?

Styles

Yeah , don't even you had a fix your face . Don't bite your lips , you just bite your lips .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Pool boy yeah . I just need a pool . I can have a pool boy .

Styles

But what's crazy is I think that , ok , just from my observation , I don't think women want a really young guy , because they said all they do is they have one stroke , that's it . The young guys have one stroke , one stroke , and that's just like a million miles a minute . You know , hold on , if I go back , if I regress into my childhood , I was like , yeah , it was a rat , that was literally it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

And probably that was it .

That was it .

Styles

You know , but when you start to refine your stroke , it's like around 29 , 30 . You know , because it starts to slow down .

Styles

You start to realize you know you have other bills . Life really starts life . And at that point , yeah , not . And then you refine your stroke because now you realize that you might . You start to feel , you start to figure out , rather , what love is you want them to stick around . So it's kind of like , hold on , I just can't , I'm not busting off of me . I got to get a dignitized , so it's a whole different story .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Is that what that big D energy is about ? I don't know .

Styles

I don't know , I have big , big energy just just because . Well , no , there's a reason .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It's more of a confidence type of situation , or is it really like because you got something , because you putting it down , like from what I'm hearing , is this Women like ?

Styles

for instance , if the dude is exuding that big , big energy , a lot of times he doesn't have big dick . You know I'd rather be an asshole than exude big dick energy . That's defined by society . Like you know , I'm a good asshole . You understand what I'm saying . My stroke is mediocre at best right now .

I don't know I give zero fucks . I am married .

Styles

You stuck with , you , stuck with everything .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , nobody helped .

Speaker 5

I'm taking my way .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Is it the dad ? By because of the .

Styles

I don't know , but your five friends is like , so my big game is like no wonder she . She got no time she .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No wonder she ain't called .

Speaker 5

These are jokes , guys , guys , we're , these are my friends are going to go out to dinner .

Styles

No , you ain't yeah we are .

Shadra (S Dot)2

We're going to go out to dinner and have some drinks and talk .

Speaker 5

About what .

Styles

The fuck which I'm going to talk about .

Shadra (S Dot)2

We got girls coming up , ok , but yeah , they ain't got nothing to do with my big game .

Speaker 5

My big game is it's trash . It's not trash . I know it's not Damn it's wrong with you .

Styles

I'll give you the call .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You said mediocre .

Styles

I said mediocre . Ok the average . But it's really not . It's .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , keep it .

Styles

I'm just trying to Because I'm , you know , I'm listening , because this just works out better for the DMs Like because I would say you're going to be in the DMs , Like let me see . No , they're going to be like . I want that .

Speaker 5

What that mediocre day by Nick is about you like they got a really nice voice . But they can , but I don't know .

Styles

You got to watch out for the old ones , because the old ones remember .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Old ones , yeah , they like .

Styles

Shit .

Shadra (S Dot)2

What ? The old man or old woman , the , the , but you know , they say , as we get older , the women get older , like that's when we really start performing .

Styles

Oh , is that right ? That's what I heard .

Speaker 5

We know that , me too .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't think I'm at that age .

Speaker 5

I don't know At that age , right now you need like I'm tired .

Styles

Well , you know shit like that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

And listen . But so you got to realize too , as the woman gets older .

Styles

There's so many other factors that go into like , tell me one without making me throw up .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Premenopause .

Styles

I said without .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , that's not that Like . There's so many factors . We got to you know that our bodies are going through hormones and things like that , and we still got you know life is life and still got shit going on . Right , it's just a lot .

Styles

Hold on Right now .

Shadra (S Dot)2

And then we got , and then we still got to perform you don't have to .

Styles

We like you to show up . We show up it's like the , we both get old . They still having sleepy sex .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Like the sex is over yet I need to just go to sleep right now .

Styles

You know that is definitely off the menu , it's like Netflix and sleep you lucky if you get past like the halfway point in the movie .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Me is Well , that's you . You be knocked down in the first five minutes . I'm like this nigga . I thought we were watching a movie , yeah .

Styles

Before we go to the movie just want to waste my fucking money , because I will knock it and recline the cheers now .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Come stand it .

Styles

Okay , listen Out of here . Yeah , it's too much fucking money to not be well rested .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm kind of taking now for everything you have to After you eat , and then you can't just jump right into having the sex after you eat . You have to wait till your food digest .

Styles

That's just a lot .

Shadra (S Dot)2

And then by that time I'm sleepy , I'm ready to go to sleep . That's a fact . I mean , well , yeah , I'm already sleep .

Styles

But just leave one position , yeah you got to .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It's too much .

Styles

They who does more to work Got a woman .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , we already had this and I want to have it again . I mean , I suppose you do , Because I know at this age I'm like you done as long as you get up . No , I'm just joking , that's crazy .

Speaker 5

No .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I know that's crazy . Listen , I'm tired . I got things to do . You probably sit there like that . I'm just waiting for somebody to say something .

Styles

It's just a whole full blown argument .

Shadra (S Dot)2

What the fuck is going on Now . We good , though .

Styles

We are Okay . So Gold diggers are gold diggers .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Who is the gold digger ?

Styles

The chick with the Birkenback .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't think she's a gold digger . Get the fuck out of here .

Styles

She's not joking .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , she wasn't joking .

Styles

She's a gold digger .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But at the same time I think she just kind of like laying out her preference and what she really wants out of a man .

Styles

If you were in a $40,000 bag , your lace front has to be on point at the very least . That's just me .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It wasn't . Oh , I didn't know that shit .

Styles

Looked like you ever seen American me when they wear that little headnet ? No , all right , cool Somebody .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Or the lunch lady with the Remember the lunch lady with the hair in it , and then get the little ball thinking right there .

Styles

You know , out here looking like one of the vatos .

Shadra (S Dot)2

At the E bar smell like marijuana , exactly .

Styles

Exactly , and then it's just me walking by like who did that to you , lady ? But nah , she didn't you .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Again , like I said , if you want , um , if you're going to ask for $40,000 bag , look , that's all I'm saying I agree with that , but it's and I kind of want to touch a little bit on when you mentioned um , you know , like how a woman may not have what she's asking you for , you know , when you come into the picture , and so I was kind of thinking about , you know , um , like I said , so for most , or I'm just speaking for myself . Again , like I said , I agree with what she was saying as far as like getting to herself , but at the same time , I don't know , sometimes I feel like where I've heard that sometimes women don't want to maybe she doesn't want to experience certain things with you . What ? As far as like clean that shit .

Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah yeah .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , what I'm saying is like okay , let's go , let's go outside . What ? Just a Birkin ? How about a house ? Okay , okay , it's going to use a house , for example .

Speaker 4

Okay .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So you're saying well , you know she should . You know she's asking me to get a house , she's want me to do this and do that in order to get a house , but she doesn't have it when you come into the picture . So I don't know , like I said I heard before , like maybe she doesn't want to experience getting the house with you , you know like with the person that she's with . So she's not really , you know like . So what does she ?

Styles

want to do . She wants to get the house by herself or just start with you .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It may not be with you , it may be and it could be with somebody else , but I'm just saying like , maybe you know it's like some of the , some of the things that she wants to experience . Maybe she's just waiting for you to get out the picture so she doesn't have to experience it with you , or maybe she's , you know , like in the midst of getting it . Or you know , maybe you don't really know what's really going on behind the scenes , so she may just be waiting to Okay , now , let me dump him now . Okay , Now , after I , you know , get rid of him . Now I can go in and get my house or get the things that I really want . I don't know .

Styles

That's an interesting take , um , so let me ask you a question . Of course , I don't know why I didn't mention earlier that we did celebrate my birthday . Last week is my birthday , but I'm a Leo .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So is all month . Huh , so is all month your birthday Celebration .

Styles

Thank you , thank you Thank you Thank you , thank you . My oldest son is a Leo too , so you know it's just a continuation and , yes , I am taking it all away . Should we talk about where we went ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

what we did in Bay .

Styles

Night , or should we talk about it now ? Well , I think you may want to talk about it in Bay Night All right , you know we have a whole review on somebody else , so we good there . What ? Why are you looking ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

at me crazy . Go ahead , let's talk about your birthday .

Styles

Now we're going to talk about a Bay Night , Okay . It's your show , bay Night , sexy nights and good food . All right , so here we

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Styles

are . It's my birthday last week , just like I just said and uh , I'll do that , and we did that too . But um yeah , now it was my birthday . I woke up , my first inclination was I'm going to lay in the bed all day .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Absolutely not .

Styles

My wife was like uh , yeah , Get on up . You know like I just want to scratch my nuts and watch movies .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm almost half a hundred . We just we just talked about old people six and that was talking about old people birthdays .

Styles

You know what I said . But see , the thing is , I really didn't want to celebrate 49 . That was a thing . I didn't want to celebrate 49 .

Shadra (S Dot)2

50 . You have to celebrate every birthday , every day , Right .

Styles

So birthdays . You know what I mean . That's a human construct .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , you still have to celebrate .

Styles

Anyway . So let me tell you what happened .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Let's go , go ahead .

Styles

They decided to take me for one way . I thought I was going to eat .

Shadra (S Dot)2

He was ready . I thought .

Styles

I was going to get food . I thought food was involved .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It is , but not the first stop , exactly so I ain't eating no food .

Styles

No , I ain't eating any food whatsoever . My son got up . He's like yo plug this into your GPS and don't research it , just plug it in . So not only you know did I have to , you know , go to a spot , navigate to a spot . I had to drive . My wife doesn't want to drive in New York .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm not driving in New York . That's just not happening Period . You just need to get that out your head Like it's not happening . You done it , you finished , go ahead All right .

Styles

My 21 year old does not drive and I'm happy for it . But anyway , we got a call . We now , you know , we get downtown whatever , downtown Manhattan , blah , blah , blah , blah , just that . And third , it was a three o'clock , three o'clock appointment , yeah , so reservation , reservation , rather .

Speaker 4

So I'm like all right , cool .

Styles

So I'm thinking food involved . Pull up Park Walk Cross Street . I'm looking for the restaurant . I don't see a restaurant . It was like , yeah , we're going to ol factory , right oh ol factory and you know it just hit .

Styles

Well , let me tell you what they do . First , custom sense . So basically , you can go in and make your own perfume or cologne , right , they're pulled in a bottle for you . You get your own custom label . Blah , blah , blah , just that . And third , dope Fire . I love it . Yeah , phenomenal . My son came up with it , fire . And I think the most proudest moment was when he pulled out his money .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Right .

It wasn't even on the car .

Styles

It was actual paper money . I was like my God , it's true right here . Yeah , it was awesome , it was a time . It was a time , but I was today years old when I found out , or actually recall , not even found out , but I revisited my old science class and I'm like ol factory , the ol factory nerve . It gives you a sense of smell .

Speaker 5

That's actually so .

Styles

ol factory , ol factory I'm like because old time like ol factory . And then today , when I was writing out the show notes , I'm like oh damn , style's just stupid . Well , I'm glad you didn't figure it out the day of not after yeah , yeah , but he gave me some restaurant and that was another reason why I thought that , because initially , when we showed up , I was pissed off because I'm like , I'm hungry , what are we doing ? You know , but then I didn't want to ruin his moment .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , thank you .

Styles

You know ? And then not only that , but he's a really good social media dude .

I've taken .

Styles

The pictures in the video .

It's everything .

Styles

Yeah , your man is nice with it . So after we did that we're like I cool , I want to get some food . But I want to get some food , you know , close because we already paid money to park , so we might as well keep it local .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , that was the plan , I know .

Styles

So we rolled up into the tie spot . Right , so we rolled up into the tie spot . I'm called Mat Sue M A T S U , all right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Why are we even shouting the man ?

Styles

No , no , no , we're going to . Oh , so old factories that also located 281 . My street in Manhattan . We just became a local show because this clown was like your podcast is low Shut up , I mean , anyway , I'm sorry . Every time I talk about that clown , I yeah .

Speaker 5

Anyway .

Styles

I'm talking about the trigger . And then Mat Sue was actually on the same block . We went in there . Boom , little mom and pop spot , they had the sushi on deck .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah .

Styles

You know they had the chefs back there . You know , going through the sushi , I'm like it's not even packed . Are y'all like ? What are y'all doing ? Like there's nobody in there ? What are you making back there ? But anyway , it was doing anything and it wasn't Uber Ease , so you couldn't even . You know . Uber .

Styles

Ease , whatever , couldn't place order . So , boom , they come in . We sit down , you know , and then we get no , that's going to be racist , I can't say that . Then we get um , gotta be careful . Um , imagine getting canceled by the top people . That'd be bad for business . Anyway , this shit comes over , you know , and she's silent the entire time . So she puts glasses down on the table with like thank you . She says nothing and then she says are you guys ready to order ? We was like , nah , not . Yet Somebody else comes in . She's , you know , arranging shit , whatever . Whatever she comes back over my son's like yo , um , well , my son's not proper .

Styles

He's real proper . It wasn't . Was it water or was it napkins or something ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

like that Okay .

Styles

So he asked for the water and then she no , it wasn't the water , because we she . Then she bring back the water . She bought the water .

Speaker 4

Yeah , she brought water .

Styles

Yeah , but she brought the water later , yeah , so the whole time I'm not getting a good vibe sitting in there . You know how you don't get the good vibe and you just like , yeah , nah , the food , you're going to have food's just going to have some bad juju Like . I'm not even with it , you're not even you're not being friendly .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't know what you doing in that food in the back Exactly .

Styles

Like when you don't give a fuck about the tip or you're not working towards the tip .

It's just like .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm not .

Styles

I don't need your money at all , yeah At all , and I'm like all right , cool , um . So they kept looking at me , I'm looking at them , and when I say me and them , I'm talking about my wife and my son . So you and Jay was like . You know , I'm like listen , just say the word . You can blow this spot . Right now , I'm out .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Right .

Styles

And uh , eventually we did get up and just bounce , and as we were walking out , she didn't give a fuck , we had to walk past it , she was just like fuck y'all then Like three less customers , three less sushi rolls . Anyway , we blew it down a block to the tie diner . The tie diner was actually phenomenal . Um , it was a complete um , a 380 , you know , is it 380 or 180 ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , it's a 180 .

Styles

Yeah , it's after two o'clock .

Shadra (S Dot)2

My math is fucked up and you've been drinking Hennessy .

Styles

I've been drinking Hennessy . I can't blame everything on the booze , but when you out here looking this crazy , you do Everything is the booze , but anyway , the service was impeccable . It was another Thai restaurant with we had two white waitresses .

Shadra (S Dot)2

We did yeah , which was odd .

Styles

But OK , they like we'll give a fuck about nepotism and this motherfucker , not in this establishment . But all right , so we went there . We had the we . What did ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

you have . I had the crab . What's the crab ? Fried rice crab fried rice who's ? Actually it was really good .

Styles

Yeah , I had the pad thai . The pad thai , the portion was really small . It was so good though .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You're a portion I had a pretty good portion of well , you know it's fried rice .

Styles

Because you know what they did ? They split the plate . So half of it was pad thai , the other half was fucking one of those bean sprout shit .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . Yeah , you didn't have it , I don't know . It was good .

Styles

This was like $24 . And I'm like but that hands , that hand full of bean sprouts , you put on . It was like a quarter of the place , 25 cent , wow , yeah , the rest of my food . And then Jay had the soup and the soup was insane to what else he had . It was a soup .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , chicken Dosa soup , whatever , yeah Fire .

Styles

We didn't get anything to drink .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , we didn't get regular beverages .

Speaker 4

All right cool .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You had some ginger , ale we did Ginger ale .

Styles

We did Some good old ginger ale .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Old foe drinks Settle , some settle your stomach ginger ale , some ginger ale and a coke .

Styles

You're going to stop . They really old , they really are old , these motherfuckers is old , I mean I am , you are , I am , I'm not .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You right behind me . I'm not , I'm only listen . You are older than me .

Styles

This is a whole fucking fact Much older . That is a fact , yeah .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I just want the people to know that you are much older .

Styles

Holy shit . Listen , I'm not running from my age . Ladies and gentlemen , I don't give a fuck . There are 15 year old Now . Let me not do it to the 15 year olds .

Shadra (S Dot)2

They can't defend themselves .

Speaker 5

There are younger people .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yes .

Styles

Older than 18 , running around here looking like wet packs and new ports . Get the fuck out of here .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Come on , let's finish talking about your meal .

Styles

All right , no , that was it . That was it . That was my birthday . I didn't do anything . We didn't do anything else , right ? No , no ? And then we drove back up top . I was tired because I'm old .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , and we got coffee . We got coffee , we did get we went to Starbucks and got coffee when we came back .

Styles

OK , because I'm thinking about Dunkin' Donuts , Ron we made .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , that trash , that was all that . Yeah , yeah , watch your mouth , that was trash .

Styles

Anyway , yeah , we got coffee with a dry ass , fucking lemon loaves . It shit was dry . It was not dry , it was it wasn't .

Speaker 4

It was it wasn't .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You're so used to trash at Dunkin' Donuts you don't know good coffee or good lemon loaves at Starbucks . Listen , so it's OK .

Styles

Crack is a better hide and cocaine . Fuck is wrong with you .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So your palate is not what it should be .

Styles

I'm not fine at all . No , fuck , your tongue is like sandpaper .

Speaker 5

You don't want chicken nuggets .

Styles

We're broth .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Chicken nuggets with french fries and ketchup . That's all I did , all right , ok , you don't want to cut it out . I'm sorry , go ahead . You don't want to cut it out .

Styles

You too . It's just that yours is from Chick-fil-A . I'm .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Listen .

Styles

All right , cool . So that was my birthday , and then we had . We had a real bay night . The other night actually , we woke up , we was you want to take it from me .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm doing a lot of talking , I don't know . Go ahead . I don't want to jump in on the . You're not going to jump in . I am on the bay night . I am , let's go .

Styles

I'm opposed to fucking job listing on Craig's List and shit I need a whole craigslist . Oh , craig's , I told you I was oh .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh , well , listen . I'll fuck you with you I did my 30 day trial period . Yeah , yeah , I guess I need another 15 days .

Speaker 5

I'm like , hold on , I'm a shit , this is really what I want to do .

Speaker 4

Go ahead , oh man .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , y'all don't hear me on here next week . You know what happened .

Styles

All right , so boom the next day .

Shadra (S Dot)2

We had bay night .

Styles

We did have bay night . We had a real bay night . Actually . We were trying to and shout out to Lerica , we was trying to get up with Lerica like the entire week but schedules didn't match up and shit like that . Shit was all fucked up . But definitely catch you on a rebound , mama . So we went to that . What I wanted to do the plan basically was to hit something in every bar .

Shadra (S Dot)2

All right .

Styles

So out of the five , we hit two . Staten Island definitely wasn't going to make the list . We're not going across that bridge . Going across the bridge , get to the point . We ain't doing all of that . You know shadows to shallowing . We made it to two . The one we're talking about today

Bae Night at Dacks Cuisine

Styles

is called Dax Quizine , and we found them on the Gram Right , and the Gram is the devil as far as thirst traps scams and food are concerned , and I went down a food rabbit hole and found them .

Styles

All right , so you could feel free to jump in I am .

I'm definitely jumping in , because you see my first impression . Yeah , I know , you know what .

Styles

I mean First impression . We pulled up as a little hole in the wall spot .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But normally the hole in the wall spots are the best spots . No , absolute fucking way and yeah , and that's pretty much anything . Well , I don't want to say any city , but I know , especially in Dallas , yeah , get you a good old hole in the wall spot .

Styles

But y'all have tents and shit . There ain't no hole in the wall .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Y'all have shit put together .

Styles

What does a tent Should be looking like little Somalia , don't ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

play . No , I'm saying a little hole in the wall and it was the same thing . Ok , look at you defensive . Listen . Don't talk about Dallas , you old , you ain't going to get across the table .

Don't talk about Dallas .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Detail . Don't talk about Listen , I'm not even Shout out to Dallas .

Styles

I'm not going to say D-town , big D and none of that shit Big D Go .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Ahead .

Styles

So we pulled up . It was tight as hell , but the reception was really warm .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , she was so cool and friendly and anybody that we did , we did .

Styles

So . The first thing we asked them was for a menu and she didn't have any menus on hand because they're moving . Then the process of printing up new menus with a new address . I totally understood , and the way that the explanation was all fitted was warm . It was polite .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , I'm with it and friendly , right , yeah , so basically anything that was on Instagram is what she said that was available .

Styles

Yeah , so we started thumbing through there and showing the pictures . What do you think about this ?

Speaker 5

What's this what's in this and you know pictures are crazy .

Styles

Oh , it's at DAX cuisine , d-a-c-k-s cuisine on the grid . Anyway , went through all of that , found some stuff I ordered . I was playing this safe and I played myself by doing so Sure did , I did .

You did .

Styles

I did Because I got the oxtails and the rice and peas with the oxtail gravy over the rice and see , that's the thing .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , ok , I was about to say because we want to . You always want to make sure right , especially for new spots . Y'all listen to this bullshit , because I'm going to tell you exactly what happened and why we ended up there , go ahead .

Styles

No , I'm saying like whenever you go to a new spot .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I like to get things that either . Well , just new items , right yeah . But see , like I said , you're so used to getting like oxtails and beans and rice and stuff like that , like no , let's get something different , so that way we can kind of like try everything I was eating .

Styles

Try something different , yeah , but you know how many years I was eating beef and broccoli before I was like there are other things on the Chinese menu .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Probably Listen you could catch up on barbecue . I mean , I don't know how to barbecue , so I do .

Styles

This is not I do you do . That's why .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I told you that palette , but anyway .

Styles

So , anyway , we place all of this . I got the , I got the . I've still with rice and peas with I still gravy and steamed vegetables , like I was , you know , ordering from a regular Jamaican restaurant .

Speaker 4

Blah , blah , blah , that's that .

Styles

Exactly Now , like I found something else . You know what did you get as that ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

I have the crab legs . Well , it's like a seafood pasta , I guess , and but it had like crab legs , like whole crab legs , like like crab , Like . Y'all will see the pictures . But yes , it was like a seafood pasta . Came in a big old tin pan , right , it was enough for like three people .

Styles

Really it was a lot of food and she murdered it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I did . I see that something left . I'm going to eat it before I leave . I'm definitely going to eat it before I leave , but yeah , so I had that and it came with like the crab legs and lobster , but they didn't have the lobster .

Styles

They didn't have the lobster .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So it was cool , because I just really I really want the crab legs anyway .

Styles

So yeah , so boom , and then we also got Jay , our son , because he wasn't with us . It was it was Bay Night , in the middle of the afternoon . Anyway , we got him , was it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

It was like chicken . It was chicken , it was wings , it was shrimp , it was macaroni and cheese .

Styles

It was shrimp , macaroni and cheese .

Shadra (S Dot)2

OK , shrimp , macaroni and cheese . Wings and some yams and yams yeah .

Speaker 5

Yeah . It looked good too , the super taste was pretty good I tried it Don't tell him , but I did .

Styles

So , boom , we're going to get back to the experience . So we pulled up at the spot , Mind you , it was a hole in the wall . Boom , we did whatever . We ordered the food . Somebody came in behind us they he ordered food , you know and it was a couple of waitin' outside . When we pulled up , we go back outside , no , she takes my phone number . And then , you know , it was like we'll hit you when it's ready . I'm like , all right , cool , In New York I am the most ignorant park on planet Earth . I will park , yeah , I will . I will park on your lawn if you have one . And it was the only place to park . But I was pulled up in front of the fire hydrant . So you know , of course we stayed near the car because it was hot as fuck . So we stayed near the car half hour later and we started looking at each other like damn you know what's good , not angry at anything but you know , yeah , because it had been a minute .

Styles

Exactly , and then we started smelling the food from .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I kept smelling my crap , please . Yeah , I knew that .

Styles

Me like in the middle of the block .

Shadra (S Dot)2

They are cooking something . I don't know what it is , but it's something .

Styles

So 45 minutes later I go back in there , Our original hostess . She's not there , there's somebody else , OK , and she's like can I help you ? Let me take your order . I'm like now we already ordered . Oh what's your name , stiles ? She goes . She was like I'm calling the back . She was good , she goes in the back , comes back out . She was like oh , we don't have the crab legs . Now , mind you , in my head I'm like damn . I got to deliver that message to you , right , and ?

Styles

I'm like I'm not trying to do that because you had your head set on , you know some crab legs . So she was like , oh , you can substitute it out . I'm like , all right , cool , we're going to get the shrimp . I made the executive decision .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Look at you , I'm so proud .

Styles

That's what I do . So then I went back outside , Told you you was like , you was like oh , damn .

Speaker 5

But OK .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , we'll do that .

Speaker 5

Because you look good .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , the picture , it was a picture . I like shrimp anyway , so yeah , that's cool .

Styles

So half hour later now we are out with 15 minutes in Half hour later I go back inside , right , because my thing was initially yo , you took my number for what ? Like , if you knew that you didn't have it . You know and there's a order back there why you didn't . You know , whatever . Now mind you , this , this hole in the wall spot , is also servicing all of the delivery places . So rub hub you know Uber Eats and stuff like that .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But one thing she did mention when she took our order was that everything was made to order . So I mean , I kind of understood that you know initially , but again , but being an hour and 15 minutes in , it's kind of like OK , what the hell now . And then seeing the other people leave with their food that even the guy that came in after us I'm like what the hell wait me in there , hold on .

Styles

But I think he was a seasoned veteran , though it doesn't matter , no , no , no . What I mean is he ? Knows what he's been through that already .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , you know , just waiting . It was like hmm .

Styles

Yeah . So I went back in the air blow . You know we having a conversation and then two other ladies walked in . You know they ordering food and I'm sitting there scratching my head like damn . You don't even know what .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Y'all hit you know I'm for right now . It's gonna be a while . You should have told them .

Styles

Yeah , I ain't tell them shit , my fucking business , I'm hungry .

Shadra (S Dot)2

They got to learn like we did . You gonna learn today , yo , that's a fact . I'm learning the way . That's a fact .

Styles

So yeah , I went back , you know , went back out , all right . So the short of it is this Almost two hours later I went back in . She was like 10 minutes and , of course , 20 minutes later it was ready yeah . You know we paid for it . She was $85 all in , but when she pulled out that 10 pan , I know , right For the lobster .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , I mean the lobster , the crab legs .

Styles

I was like all right , you can have my $85 .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , that was , and it was so legit , oh my God .

Styles

Yeah , and I was like damn , I know they gonna give me something more . Oh , it was so hot and fresh .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , it was Right .

Dining Experience Review and Rating

Styles

But your man came from the back , boss , and he was like yo . He came out for the back and he was like listen , I just want to make sure that you got everything that you need . He was like one of the cooks and that took me over the edge . That right there was like thank you .

You know , for me it was a family thing you know you go in the kitchen .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah .

Styles

Your mom's is like yo blah , blah , blah and shit ain't ready . You know , and you're expecting it to be ready , but it's not ready . You're not mad because you know the shit gonna be good .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , so you know you're not pissed off .

Styles

And in my head I was like next time I'll just fucking all the head sit on my couch and , when it's ready , go get it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah .

Styles

You know , I played myself and I was just from not knowing .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , you know , like to say , no one is half the battle .

Styles

No , that's a fact .

Shadra (S Dot)2

But yeah , but not . The food was really good . The only thing I would say if you get the , the only , thing , well , the only thing that I don't know , I'm trying to be PC right now because the food was good .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't have any , you know , issues with the food , except I wasn't too impressed with the crab legs being fried . I feel like if the crab was , you know , like , you know like regular , like bald or you know , I don't know how they cook them or prepare them , but you know , just without frying them , because it seems like the crab meat was a little bit dry on the inside and it was hard to get to . So I just , you know , if the crab legs weren't fried , it would have been definitely 10 out of 10 .

Styles

10 out of 10 . Well , my oxels was 10 out of 10 .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , you didn't even share . I was trying to reach my hand again . Well , I'm like damn , but he kept eating them up .

Styles

Yeah , I can't speak to the shrimp and the crab legs because I'm allergic to shellfish .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Shame on me , shame on me . I know , poor baby , that's that palate .

Speaker 5

No , it's fucking crazy .

Styles

My blood .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You gotta take a bit of drip before you . I don't even know .

Styles

Like I think I have more enjoyment out of actually watching people eat it than wanting to try it .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Honestly , yeah , some people you know they don't like to . What is it like a fight for their food , but just kind of like like work for their food , Like it's . You know it's hard to get to , but , like I said , I mean I love me some seafood , so , yeah , so .

Styles

I'm going to get , I mean all right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

So overall , yeah , what's your overall rating ?

Styles

This shit . Overall , I would definitely give it a eight out of 10 . And the eight out of 10 has nothing to do with the food whatsoever .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Styles

You know , and to be honest with you , they probably deserve a 10 out of 10 , just based off of the fact that you know it was a smaller establishment and I know for a fact that the orders that they were taking they had to be overwhelmed back there .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah , you know what I mean . Yeah , and , like I said , I would probably give it a nine out of 10 , because , like I said , I mean I understand it is made to order , so that's just you going to have fresh food , like that right there Like excites me for having fresh food , because , yeah , so , but , like I said , it was just a crab legs being fried for me , but other than that , definitely a nine out of 10 for me .

Styles

Fuck that punk . I set up to a nine out of 10 too . I'm only shaving off off a point just for the break down and communication . Yeah , not the length of time . I'm good with the length of time that it took for me to get it , but it was just that you know what I mean . I'm like , I'm sitting here outside the restaurant . Just text me , be like . Listen , it's going to be X , y and Z , you know , because once you start , once you get past 60 minutes , there's a conversation Right .

Styles

And it wasn't even like yo . Let me just shave off whatever , whatever . Or here , take this carrot cake , be happy you know something ?

Speaker 5

Yeah , and I'm not even there with my handout . And .

Styles

I'm going to tell you after I tasted the food , I gave them a pass on that too Right .

Shadra (S Dot)2

That was it , you know and I'm about to go finish my .

Styles

Yo , it's crazy . I'm going to see a warm up pasta right now because every time I asked about it it wasn't snobby about it at all so it's kind of like they rock me to sleep with the whole family shit .

Speaker 5

And I was like I'm shit .

Styles

I'm part of the family and the food is good and I gave you my money . And you know what I mean . So yeah , nine out of 10 . Oh , and then moving to Eastchester in New York . Once again , we're being a local podcast .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Look at us being local . Yes , we're local .

Speaker 5

You're not going to make it out of New York .

Shadra (S Dot)2

You're going to always rap for your block .

Styles

Anyway , they're moving to Eastchester which is going to be a dining establishment . I can't fucking wait . I'm mad because on the ground they actually had these chicken and waffles that look amazing , crazy , so crazy . That was scary . I was shook , daddy , because I was like I know , this is expensive , I don't like it , I'm gonna be pissed off .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't know , they look good .

Styles

I can't play it safe next time . I can't play it safe , All right , so boom . Overall 10 out of 10 for Dax cuisine .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Nine out of 10 .

Styles

Nine out of 10 . She look at you , I listen . I feel how I feel Now that I said what I said , but I feel how I feel .

Speaker 6

Desert . I hope you guys enjoyed your meal . Can I get you something off of our dessert menu ?

Styles

Can you stop talking during the segment breaks please ? I'm trying not to edit .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Oh no , you're going to have to do some editing , Holy shit .

Styles

Anyway .

Shadra (S Dot)2

What's up .

Styles

We have .

Closing Remarks and Future Engagement

Styles

It's been nice having you .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Well , thank you for having me back .

Styles

I mean , you know you , only you know one half of the whole .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't know . Yeah , I got 15 more days . I got another 15 day trial period .

Styles

And I'm trying to figure out how much PTO you really have , like , yeah , I already talking about going on craigslist , find a whole other house .

Shadra (S Dot)2

Yeah start auditioning Listen like I said , if you don't hear me back next week , you know what happened .

Styles

Yeah , Um , anyway , um you done .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I'm literally done with my training .

Styles

Make sure she finished that Listen .

Shadra (S Dot)2

I don't have any church announcements .

Styles

I don't have anything coming up . Yeah , no .

Shadra (S Dot)2

No , oh , people Forget it .

Speaker 5

They can do that . Yeah , I don't know what to say yeah , this segment is sponsored by Ginkoba .

Styles

I haven't been taking any , so therefore my memory is shit .

Speaker 5

Ok , I just need to the engagement is shit as well .

Styles

I'm saying it is like , can we just go ?

Shadra (S Dot)2

Let's go , you should . I think there's something in the show .

Styles

Oh , I don't even know what , but the press . It's that time again and since we really don't know how to say goodbye , I'm not going to say goodbye , but listen what I will ask . Pause , I'm not even asking if you liked it . Please don't forget to like , comment , subscribe and shit , and that's homework Also . There is no . Also , we'll catch you next week . We'll save a seat at the table for you .