you are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast , the best hour of the day it's the only podcast I listen to with your host styles . I like my rap on cello I promise you I'm gonna change that intro .
Speaker 1I'm gonna include everybody . I just hadn't gotten around to it Been on my lazy shit and I should look at the camera . I'm looking at the cameras this time Well , not so much this one . This one is pointed y'all . I'm a novice . Anywho , yo check it out . Thank you for joining us . We out here and this is actually the Dallas B&B , not the Houston B&B we were in two different . I was about to call Houston a state . We were in two different cities Big enough to be a state . Yeah , that's a fact . And then they're like four hours away . That's a whole state .
Speaker 3That little figurine is bothering me .
Speaker 1You got to leave Goku alone . Wow , yeah , all right , we're going to leave it alone anyway . I am here with the team . Introduce yourselves please .
Speaker 3Well , before we introduce ourselves , I gotta get into styles real quick , man . Um , I knew style was was a different type of dude the first time I met him like in person , because not too many people can get away with having like an inside out jacket , shirt , hoodie but style made it look cool man , yeah , um , there's something else about new york people . I think new york men are the only people who call complete strangers ma , and it don't sound corny so all right , so let's start from the top .
Speaker 3I don't say ma because you never came up to like this pre Shadra days . You never went to a woman and be like , hey , what's up , ma .
Speaker 2Yeah , he did it to me .
Speaker 3And then that southern accent ate up that , ma talk .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , the southern accent was over Matter of fact . No , because it's funny , because I'm glad you said that when I met her she didn't have a southern accent . She hid that accent .
Speaker 3That accent was in the tuck . She had that corporate . She was hiding the accent . Yeah , it was corporate , becky . Why was you hiding the accent Seth ? I don't think I was you was .
Speaker 2I wasn't you was .
Speaker 5Well , look , she ain't hidden ?
Speaker 1now , she definitely ain't hidden now Word up my thing wasn't my , it was actually Princess . I would never say my brother would fucking clown me to death . Okay , I'm like Princess , you're like Princess . What the fuck ? Princess , princess , yeah .
Speaker 3Well , my apology . I just stereotype all New York people as at least saying mom to a complete stranger and getting away with it Can we talk about the Inside Out shirt .
Speaker 1Oh , my dad buys shirts . No , no , no . Oh , when you said I had an Inside Out .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , like . Yeah , you remember it was like it was , you know , back in the in January , back in Maryland . I'll pull the footage when we edit this but it was like an inside out jacket , shirt , hoodie thing , and it was just like . It was like a shacket , a shacket with a hoodie it was like a shirt , jacket and it was cool .
Speaker 3Man , I was like I can't get that off . I can't get off calling like a woman , mom and sound cool . I come at them like a job fair . Hey , my name is Ryan . This is what I I do . Can I take you out ? I can't do no mob . Or princess , for that matter what you talk about .
Speaker 1Princess is dope though . Princess , I think you can get that off .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's different , but I'll put a footage for the Inside Out .
Speaker 1Okay , yeah , I need to see that . Speaking of which , because you said you can't get away with saying and Ma was a perfect segue into a conversation we were having yesterday . So what do you have your mother saved in your phone as ?
Speaker 3Mom , m-o-m , let me see it . I can't right now . I got you , what do you ?
Speaker 1have saved in your phone Mom , mom , m-o-m , m-o-m . What about you ? No , no , no , no , no , no .
Speaker 2I wasn't prepared . Go ahead , I think , mom , I'm going to say mom , I'm going to say mom for 500 Alex .
Speaker 1It's not , though I don't even have a button for that . Mine is mommy . Okay , mine is mommy , and I told y'all yesterday when we were having this discussion I might lose some points , but I don't give a fuck , mom , I'm over here . I love you , mom , mommy , mommy , listen , son , she earned it , she earned it alright cool . So once again , we have some stories . Listen , son , she earned it , she earned it All right cool . So once again , we here . We have some stories to tell you know , and we're going to do that in this segment , right here , if I can hit the right button
. I used to be in love with this bitch named MJ . Don't fuck with her , no more . Now I fuck with Tango Ray Tango .
Speaker 3Ray .
Speaker 4Hey yo , black Thunder , we need two shots .
Speaker 1It's a combo . God , I have no idea what's going on with these buttons . I can't . I can barely hear it , but as long as y'all got , like the little audible cues , we good , we good , we good .
Speaker 1So , listen , I want to talk about and I'm doing this and I got a camera right here . Listen , I want to talk about . I want to talk about our trip to Houston , right , so this it was a two-pronged thing . It was pretty ambitious , right ? We started , but , mind you , we plan these things months in advance , yeah , right , so we're not like you know what , let's go out here and do this . Nah , like two days ago , we do this months in advance . So what I'm going to do is I'm going to let Liam start off and I'm going to just jump , because you left first . You was the one to leave first .
Speaker 5Now actually no , no , no stop .
Speaker 1I'm sorry . Let's start where it all started . Let's go all the way down the line , All right yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3So my nightmare trip to Houston goes just like this Took a 9 pm flight which got delayed , got pushed back to the point where , long story short , I get to Houston at 2.30 , get to my hotel at about 3 . Mind of mine to say I know I couldn't go straight to sleep because the smoke detector had that beep that goes off every three minutes . And so you know I'm a stickler . I'm not going to say cheap or frugal , I'm just a stickler for money . I do a $100 deposit . I didn't want it to get messed up . So I double-checked with front desk like , hey , your smoke detector's beeping , I'm going to take it off because it's bothering me . They said , cool , you won't lose your deposit , just fix it . So anyway , hold on , I'm not going to let you gloss over that ?
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm not going to let you gloss . Yo , ryan , you took the smoke detector down , yeah , and you went to the front desk and let them know you took it down .
Speaker 3I went to the front desk about , hey , you messed with our smoke detector , right , you're not getting your deposit . So I was like , hey , let me let you know . So anyway , they said cool . So , mind you , it's a long-ass day . Like , by the time I take the smoke detector off , it's about 320 , 325 . You know , you finally almost like something out of a movie , you finally get snuggled in and you're ready to doze off . And next thing , you know , I'm hearing I don't want to imitate I'm hearing moans and groans of sex noises . You know it was like , oh , fuck this . I was like , oh , and so it's about 3.30 and they go into town . And so you know , like just to rewind a little bit , when I went to the room , like I heard Sade playing , but you know , by the time I got in my room it wasn't as loud , it was louder in the hallway actually . So I was like I could go to sleep to this , because it's just simple .
Speaker 1I mean it's Sade .
Speaker 5I was like I could go to sleep to this , because it's just simple I mean , it's Sade I was like I could go to sleep . I was like I could go to sleep to some Sade .
Speaker 3It was like very low , but then all of a sudden the audible sex noises you know kept me up and it was just . It lasted for about . You know I wasn't clocking it but it lasted , I don't know , maybe 20 minutes and I'm like , okay , they had their fun . It's about 345 , 350 . Let me go back to sleep and , sure enough , 4 o'clock , round two come on and it's just like I'm not going to sleep . I think you know I wasn't in the best part of Houston . I'm not going to .
Speaker 1Nah , nah , nah , don't do that , don't spoil my part of the story .
Speaker 5Oh , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , don't spoil my part of the story .
Speaker 3It was like three rounds , like every 30 minutes , of just like sex going on . So we're going to bookmark that right . I will put in the soundbite yeah , what we're going to bookmark that .
Speaker 4Yeah , you said you're going to put that in the soundbite .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , you saw the video , oh boy , y'all messing up the timeline .
Speaker 1You gonna put that in the soundbite but wait a minute , hold on one second . We coming to you now because that was that now fast forward to 6 o'clock cause you leaving your house to go to the airport . This is the story .
Speaker 4He's crazy , oh when I went to the airport , yeah , what happened ? Oh okay , oh damn , yeah . So , oh , when I went to the airport , yeah man , what happened ? Oh okay , oh damn yeah . So I got up like 3 , 3.30 , because my flight was at shit .
Speaker 5How long was my flight 6 ? Mm-hmm 6.50 .
Speaker 4I don't know Whatever . Whatever , I got up early .
Speaker 1Let's round up , round down .
Speaker 4I get up like 3 , 3.30 , get in my shower , get dressed and normally because I'm a little further out , so normally my Uber take about 15 minutes . So get out of the shower , order the Uber . It said I'd be here in four minutes . I'm like , oh fuck . So I'm running trying to get my clothes on . Thankfully he went to the wrong address first . Hold on , you ordered the Uber in your drawers . Yeah , I did . That's where you put the clothes .
Speaker 2I sure did .
Speaker 4Listen , I wasn't worried about no pause moments .
Speaker 1Nah , I wasn't even worried about the pause moment . I'm worried about the whole math that you was doing in your head .
Speaker 4Like moment , I'm worried about the whole math that you was doing in your head , like you got your drawers on , you ordered the uber . Yeah , because I didn't , because , again , I'm trying to get to the airport on time , so I've done it . I've done this trick . You know what I'm saying ? The oj dash yeah I've done this a few times so
Speaker 4I'm like all right I know it's gonna take about a good 10 , 15 minutes I get dressed , do what I need to do , but my , my man got there . I saw three or four minutes . I'm like , oh fuck . So I'm running getting dressed . I'm like damn . I got dressed like I was still in the military . So I got dressed real quick and he went to the wrong address which actually was good Went to the wrong address and then I was .
Speaker 4So the crazy part was I did the Uber shit , the , what Uber shit . Oh , gotcha With a bride with a , pick somebody up . Yeah , yeah , yeah . And I'm thinking , hmm , they probably not going to pick nobody up , but so I'm going to ride down the road . Ding Ah , another ride coming .
Speaker 4Oh fuck , but I still had plenty of time . But the lady gets in the Uber , she speak . She must have had a long mind because by the time the car got to the corner she was sleeping . So I dropped her off first , then took me to the airport , and normally Reagan airport is really quick Saturday they just keep need to line up the door . I'm like oh man For the check in . Yeah , don't go through security .
Speaker 1Oh , so , nah , nah , I'm not going to let you Gloss over that either . I'm calling everybody out today . Okay , you wouldn't have been Worried about that If you had what .
Speaker 4Plan Pre-check .
Speaker 2Oh .
Speaker 5Yeah , yeah about that . If you had what Playing Pre-check ? Oh , I'm just kidding . Yeah , yeah , I didn't .
Speaker 4That's something I'm going to look into that .
Speaker 1Yeah , please , yeah , that's yeah please , because now , now it's like three out of four had pre-check . I know she got pre-check , I got pre-check .
Speaker 4Ryan got pre-checked . I got pre-checked .
Speaker 1Ryan got pre-checked you ain't got pre-checked and it would be so sad if that flight leave without me because I don't have pre-check . Not even that . We just waiting in for you like , yeah , all right , check it out .
Speaker 4We're going to see you at the gate in about 30 minutes . So the line out the door . I'm like , oh , 620 . So I'm thinking like I don't want a flight . I'm going to be good Because we board like 620 , flight 650 . They come stop us with the alert You're late , your flight going to be delayed . I'm like , all right , ain't too bad , Because I was kind of pushing for time anyway . Flight got delayed for about an hour or so . Get on the plane . The plane ride in was pretty cool , but that was pretty much my story .
Speaker 1Boom , I had Friday Night Live the night before . So I was drinking , taking shots with Bob in Haiti , god damn it and Tiny taking shots on live , like throwing them back . And I'm like , listen , I can't get too crazy because I got a flight in the morning , right . So I did that and , mind you , in front of me because I have a bar , and then in front of the bar on the floor was the open suitcase that I was still packing , right , and I thought I had everything together . I've been packing all week , like literally packing all week . Shit come in , I put it in the fucking bag and I'm good , just keep it . Whatever , that shit didn't pan out because by the time we got off , haiti calls me Haiti drunk . I'm tipsy , I'm basically going in , we going in . Then Bob called Now it's a three-way call after the live , so we going in and I'm still packing and shit like that , eating cold ass french fries and chicken wings that I got from the Chinese restaurant before the whole shit started .
Speaker 1Boom , fast forward , went to sleep , slept about an hour and a half , got up my Uber I pre-order my Ubers because it's cheaper , smart and I was going to what you call it . I was going to actually park the car at the airport , but the length of time that I was going to have to leave it there I was like it's cheaper to just take over , so took the Uber . Your man came 6 o'clock on the dot , got to the airport 6.30 . After I got to the airport I'm chilling . I get a text from Ryan . Ryan was like yo , make sure you have your headphones in . Yeah , what the fuck does that mean ? So I'm thinking me being stupid . Did I miss something ? Like I must have missed the text , because I ain't seen nothing that required headphones . So then I opened up the he sends two videos . Got the two videos and it's literally it sounds like a porn movie . Right , he's whatever . First video was dark . Second video was you laying on your side and I was like this is weird .
Speaker 1I didn't think that through it was four in the morning yeah , I'm like this is fucking weird . And then , of course , the caption afterwards like yeah , this is what I had to deal with . Blah , blah , blah . Then I get the alert Right . My flight was supposed to leave at 8 o'clock . I've been at the airport since 6.30 . My flight was delayed until 10.30 . Mind you , we have reservations all over Houston that start at 1 o'clock , including a car rental . But we're going to get to the car rental , but including the car rental . I text everybody . Everybody's like alright . The only smart person out the crew this weekend was Ryan . Ryan was like I'm flying in on Friday , so boom , I get in . This shit is drawing . This is getting long drawn out , right Keep going , I'm going , I'm going to shit out .
Speaker 1So I get to the .
Speaker 2You don't like backstories .
Speaker 1I hate backstories and I tell the worst stories For real . I get to the airport . Lam's already there . Lam's been there for two hours . Lam's been at the airport for two hours . Ryan's at the hotel right Lobby just getting talked down to . But hold on , though . What time you got kicked out my checkout was 12 pm .
Speaker 1What time did we got in ? I got in like 1.30 . Yeah , 1.30 . All right , so everybody's been waiting . Ryan's been evicted , how you call it . Lamp is basically you know what . It's a good thing you didn't go to baggage claim . Yeah , because baggage claim at Hobby is like . I don't know if anybody's been to the old LaGuardia where it looked like a bus station , Right , remember them days . Yeah , man , we've been together for a long time . Because , they done ? Renovated that motherfucking area . Yeah , nah , they got the whole thing . Yeah , no , hobby is disgusting .
Speaker 5It's nasty .
Speaker 1And not the airport itself , but baggage claim , though Baggage claim is skid row . Baggage claim is literallyid row . Yeah , baggage claim is literally skid motherfucking row Badge claim fucked up .
Speaker 1Right , badge claim fucked up . So I get there . Hey , go , lamp Lamp , text me Lamp's like listen , I'm going to meet you at baggage claim . I'm like cool , I just landed , I meet Lamp at baggage claim . You look like my security , you know , I look important , you know , and it was another hour and a half before my bags even came right . It was a super duper long day . I don't even know . Like alright , go ahead , I'm going to throw it back down the end . The reason why we skipping over Shadra is because Shadra took PTO for Saturday . I've been sick all week so I didn't Right the reason why we skipping over Shadra is because Shadra took PTO .
Speaker 2I've been sick all week . I didn't . I didn't think I was going to be ready this weekend . So , I was sounding like her name is .
Speaker 1All right , I'm sorry .
Speaker 5Yeah , so I'm a throw it back .
Speaker 1So after so , boom , we got . Yeah , got what we got , right , I got the bags right , we went to pick up the car , right ? Um , I want to talk . See , that's the thing I want to dominate the conversation I'm about to bring
you in . So , for those of you that don't know lamp or no lamp , you don't know lamp , like you don't know , lamp lamp you don't know Lamp , like you don't know Lamp Lamp you don't know Lamp . Lamp will make friends out of a Lamp bone .
Speaker 1I kid you not you think I'm playing . You know I'm serious .
Speaker 3Right , yeah , I saw it was just like randomly just coming to Dallas . We just chilling , a couple was right next to us here , go Lamp , hey , how you doing , where you from ? Oh , really Alright .
Speaker 5And before you know it he's like I know they're going to Baltimore in a few weeks .
Speaker 4They from .
Speaker 3Kansas City we got the best barbecue in the world . Well , you knew the barbecue . Yeah , I knew that . I added some sauce to it .
Speaker 1But see , that was a true story , though they think that we embellish . And that was a true fucking story . We got on the fucking shuttle bus . Nobody spoke to anybody . The shuttle bus , the ride was a two , three minute ride . Got off the shuttle bus , your man is giving fucking lamp a pound talking about alright , have a safe trip . I'm like when did you have the conversation ? When did you have the conversation we got ? We got , um , how you call it ? Ryan's the widow , I got a widow magazine you definitely have the widow , we got , we got , um , how you call it ?
Speaker 1Ryan's the weirdo . Yeah , right , yeah , I got a weirdo magazine . You definitely have the weirdo , and yeah , because everybody forget it .
Speaker 3You know what I mean . Yeah , I got earphones on at the lobby . I'm um , I'm trying to edit some stuff .
Speaker 1Hold on , hold on , Bring it back . Tell the whole story . I checked out at 12 o'clock .
Speaker 3And you know , that's the thing . Like , if you like , just non-verbal cues , not everybody could get Like . If you see somebody with headphones , the first thing you'll notice is they probably listen to something . They probably just vibing out or doing something like that . I got a big-ass laptop in front of me . I editing some stuff . At some point I think I was watching Temptation Island . I'm doing everything that shows I'm not trying to talk to anybody . And here comes this lady . She's like hey , you know , I got some snacks . If you want some , I got some . First of all , she's like do you want a drink ? And I'm like this ain't a bar . I was like , no , I'm good . She's like no , not that type of drink , honey . I mean , do you want like a coca-cola or ? And I'm like where do you are ?
Speaker 3you , you know I didn't ask that , like there's no soda machine around , I'm in this small ass lobby , so , anyway , it went from trying to sell me a drink so she got honey buns in the back and all this other stuff and I said I'm good . And the next thing , know , she's telling me about how she's short $24 for her house and that's why she sells stuff . And then she started asking me questions about what would you do if your child was a hermaphrodite . Do you ?
Speaker 4treat her as a male , or do you treat her as ?
Speaker 5a dog .
Speaker 3And like the whole time , I'm not giving her any energy , I'm just saying , yeah , man , that's crazy , I don't know . I'm just saying , yeah , man , that's crazy , I don't know . I'm saying that's crazy , I don't know like 20 times , but you still just continue to have a conversation . Hold on . Yeah , I'm just like , hold on .
Speaker 1No , no , no , no . I got . No , no , no , no . Maybe that's my fault .
Speaker 3Maybe I should have been rude .
Speaker 1I got the text message . I got the text message fighting men asking what I would do if I had a hermaphrodite kid . She asked me for 24 , which I told I ain't got it . He said y'all gotta save me fam all the time . We , we in enterprise , right ? So we in enterprise , he dealing with what he dealing with down there . Yeah , we going no , pardon , national , sorry , we going to national and how you call it . I walk into National . It's fucking empty , not empty . It was about five , six people in there , yeah , about six Going in with Lamp right , I just turn my back for two seconds , hand my ID and the credit card to the people . Boom , go do your thing . I turn back around Lamp over here telling these ladies what they got in Ohio .
Speaker 3Like what's in .
Speaker 1Ohio . Why you Go ahead ?
Speaker 4Tell the story about the . Ohio , Okay so here's how I got interested . So I'm talking to the ladies and they tell me they're going to Galveston for the beach . Right , I'm like why ?
Speaker 1You left that out . I didn't know that I've been to Galveston for the beach . Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 4I'm like I said y'all going to Galveston for the beach , like that's not Radio Beach , like y'all didn't know , and the lady was towards the end . The lady asked . Her said , well , did y ? Wasn't telling me , she wasn't messing up . I was like , oh okay , yeah , because , nah , you're not about to get no clear water , I don't know what you're about to be doing . But Galveston not to move , that ain't it . But it was just fun because they was just , you know , they was so excited about Galveston , right .
Speaker 1And thankfully I ain't ruining it for them . Nah , you didn't I didn't ruin it for them , but y'all definitely I didn't have no fun with them but they ain't ruined it for them . It's about to go to blows Like there's nothing and I jumped in . I was like they got the Buckeyes . He was like yeah , see the Buc . He's all yours . But they left and they was like we love Lamp . Lamp is the best .
Speaker 4Look . So hopefully they listen to the episode , because I told them Shout out to the three ladies just hanging out at Galveston Beach , the Melville Beach . Yeah , I'm following one of them . I told them I'm looking forward to seeing the pics on the beach .
Speaker 1Water and gravel .
Speaker 4Yeah , I ain't saying they're going to be pretty pictures and the pics on the beach , Water and gravel . I ain't saying they're going to be pretty pictures , but they're going to be some pictures .
Speaker 1Oh my goodness , all
right . So then we finally get to . We do get to pick up Ryan .
Speaker 3Yes , finally we get to pick up Ryan .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 3Ryan is in somebody's back street in .
Speaker 1Houston , right . So we go , go down the street and the street is like you know , it looked like a whole stroll , I kid you not , and the fucking hotel is at the end of the block and it pops up out of the fucking horizon like Emerald City . So it's like that must be where the wizard lives . That's the only thing that was appealing on that whole fucking block .
Speaker 1So now I had to go to the bathroom . So I stopped dropping , roll , pull up skirts real , fucking ignorant , because that's what I do . Open up , boom , I run out , run into the thing um ryan , that nigga can't put his shit on fast enough , yeah , I . Then I see the chick , but I don't know , it just didn't click that that was the chick . So that's why I was like , all right , cool . I got to go to the bathroom and she giving me GPS coordinates to the bathroom . I should have known something was up there .
Speaker 3You didn't ask anybody where the bathroom at . No , she read my mind . She was just like she read my mind , honey . She was just like she read my mind , honey . It's always this way when you go to the left .
Speaker 1Yeah , and then Papi came from behind the fucking thing because you had to punch a code in . So he punched a code in and I'm like , yeah , I'm working together . I kept my eye on the door , anyway , so came out the bathroom and he's walking out now . Thank you for staying . Yeah , thank you for staying . Yeah , thank you for staying , because I didn't know how much trouble I was in . Yeah , I had to save my man .
Speaker 3So by the time after she gave me to the , she was like I've been talking to you . Well , I ain't been talking to her , but she's been talking to me for like at least an hour and a half and then so she was like oh , he look good . And I was like alright , and then so he finally comes out and he was like let him know what I said and I was like alright . I didn't tell her until we left , though I didn't want to just be like , hey , you know I can put you on .
Speaker 4You thought he was going to double back . Nah , I'm going to put you on .
Speaker 1You , thought he was going to double back .
Speaker 4Nah , I knew that .
Speaker 3I knew she wasn't .
Speaker 1She was flagging me down like a double cap . She was like come in , come in . Ryan was like no , we got to go .
Speaker 3We got to go . Nah , she was like tell your brother to come in . I was like nah , Mm-mm .
Speaker 1Mm-mm , I don't know if y'all , I think it was the first one right , and they had that bar scene and they had the stripper , the alien stripper , but it was the fat alien stripper . Yeah , I let you talk . Oh my God , yeah .
Speaker 4Hey , back up four minutes , stiles , what's up ? Because we got to tell Ryan what we thought when he was pulling up . Go for it . We was like , listen , I didn't grow up in the best part of town , right , I look at style shit . I'm like where the fuck this nigga staying at , I was like . At that moment I said , yeah , Brian will never be in charge of the hotel , Never .
Speaker 1Oh no , between the three of us , I can't go to the hotel . No you cannot .
Speaker 2Never .
Speaker 1Matter of fact , I was fired at once . I can't go to the hotel . No , you cannot . Matter of fact , I was fired at once . You think that I got here willingly ? It wasn't in my DNA . So we actually are cut from the same cloth Because this one right here B ? I used to come out here and she'd be like nigga , what the fuck is this ? Where we at yeah .
Speaker 2Nobody stays over here . I don't come to this part of the town , the crack . I don't come to this part of the town the crackers don't come over here .
Speaker 3So , ryan , you weren't by the galleria . Nah , I was at some airport hotel because I thought he stayed right outside of harvey . Yeah , I thought it would be convenient to my , to my guys , when they would go to pick me up . They don't got to go out of their way , they could just pick me up straight for the airport .
Speaker 2So I was like you know what . Let me stay at this wholesome looking .
Speaker 4I mean that was the good part . The bad part is .
Speaker 3Your life was on the line , apparently , so they turning tricks next door .
Speaker 5I'm like yo it ain't .
Speaker 3No , I mean granted , I'm 40 , maybe the younger me would have been doing that , but I'm like ain't no way nobody got this many rounds at like three . It was like three o'clock , 330 , 4 o'clock , okay . Now I'm like y'all and y'all not sleepy at all . I'm like don't , I was not too scared , not gonna do it . I ain't trying to do that , that a knock on the door . Nah yeah , leave them alone , they ain't bothering you no more , they probably just filming you , they ain't bothering you , no more .
Speaker 4They probably just filming an amateur porn on you .
Speaker 1That's what I said because in the video you was like yo , this dude , there's a dude next door like watching porn . I was like , if it's that loud , they not watching porn , nigga , they shooting porn . Cut , cut , cut .
Speaker 4Somebody's only fans is getting it . You not loud enough . We need you . We need you to be into it .
Speaker 3That lady was into it . That lady was gluing an iron better than like Janet Jackman or some shit .
Speaker 1It was crazy this nigga's a throwback , so listen , you just dated yourself crazy , I was I was like yeah , jenny so , anyway , we picked up the car before we picked up ryan .
Speaker 1We picked up the car , let's do , let's go back to that . So we went to the thing to pick up the car . We picked up the car , fucking um , the car was all right . So she said , got a luxury joint . So we had an Audi truck right . Came outside . It was white . She said listen , I'm going to tell you like right now the car wash is broken , the inside is clean , the outside is dirty . And the first thing I said was what Got you a discount ? Here we go . And then she was like you got to talk to management . I'm like yo , I know y'all got to be joking me Like what the fuck are you talking about ? Like the car is dirty but you're charging me the same price . I thought that was built in . Like the car wash was built into the price .
Speaker 4I thought yeah , chelsea with an A Can't be in a new town with a dirty car . Dirty car , I could start .
Speaker 1Yeah , all right , so let's pick it up Ready . So boom , here we go . Now , trust me , we're going to bring Shadra into this whole situation .
Speaker 5She just not there yet Literally not there yet . She ain't there yet , yeah Right .
Speaker 2I'm enjoying the story .
Speaker 1Yeah , so I'm enjoying the story . Yeah , so we went to . We got to . All right , got Ryan , yes , same here .
Speaker 5Yeah , we had reservations right .
Speaker 4Take it away , man . Oh well , we lost our reservations Hours ago , hours ago . But you know what , when we pulled up to so we were supposed to go to Lucille's right , I started to think like , hmm , houston's pretty crowded , we just going to walk up in here . But we parked , parked the car , we feeling good , we like all right , we about to eat , shit about to get better . Now , we about to eat and look , no sooner , so Ryan paying the parking fee . No sooner , as we walk around the corner , I say yeah .
Speaker 1Ryan , we .
Speaker 4Should be good , because I don't see Styles coming back .
Speaker 1Yeah , they sent me on a dummy mission .
Speaker 4Three steps later , who I see coming back shaking his head , doing this ?
Speaker 3right here , yeah , so we not a guy .
Speaker 4I'm like he said well , they close at five , they close when they open back up at five . Right , and I'm looking at the clock like it's 4.30 .
Speaker 1I was 4.20 . Listen , but we pivoted so we had reservations for one 1.30,2 o'clock . We ain't hear none of them shits . And by the time we got there it was 4.20 . I roll up in there . Your man is like I'm like yo , yo , now it's still open , but not open to the general public . He was like nah , we open back up at 5 o'clock . I was like , alright , cool , thanks , yeah , that's all you can do . And it looked like the pool was going to be something From the pictures .
Speaker 3I want to go back so I can travel and see it . I keep hearing good things about it . I really want to go back , oh you heard about it . Well , I mean just , I didn't , she yeah .
Speaker 4Yeah , well , that's the only recommendation . Well , no , she never had it oh man . But she just told me that she recommended it because it looked good and it did .
Speaker 1Hold on , hold on , hold , on , hold , on , hold on . So she basically was like when you come to my town there's a restaurant I've been meaning to try , but I heard some great things Like send me someplace . You went to Shout out to Donnie , I wouldn't get punched in the face , I'm just saying I'm just saying though yeah , so she , I trusted her judgment .
Speaker 4So , yeah , I'm like all right , you go to somebody out of the city and they tell you all right , go try it . Yeah , yeah , and you know what I'm saying . She got like a um , for lack of better terms . She could be a little snobby about food .
Speaker 1Okay , I mean , I think we're all a couch full of snobs . I heard that was a little worse . In what way ?
Speaker 4Okay , Like I don't know , but it's worse .
Speaker 2But you know what ?
Speaker 4But , to be fair to her maybe I'm a little bit too lean , okay . So I say that , okay , it could be me , because I'm a little lean , like I eat something I'm like oh , okay , that was pretty good , even though it might have been disgusting .
Speaker 1See , I don't know about that , it's not .
Speaker 4So my credibility and I'm trying to gain it back , because I'm losing credibility with people when it comes to food , big facts yes , I'm trying to get that shit back .
Speaker 1Big facts . Yeah , there's nothing you can tell me . Let me know more .
Speaker 4And I respect that . Like the people that I burned in the past , I respect it .
Speaker 3They tell me Lamb , don't
kick fucking rocks . Donna sounds like the person she'll fight for you if you don't like your food and you try to be like it's cool . My friend said his food is bad . He wants to send it back . You'd be like it's okay . Well , I ain't sending my food back .
Speaker 4Uh-oh Shit .
Speaker 5Who fight for that ? Nah , if the food hit the table , and it's not good man .
Speaker 4I just lost on this one , that food is not going back to that kitchen .
Speaker 1He gonna get filet of soul that was dipped in mop water . How's that ? Is that better ? You got to know something too . Marinate it to your liking . Nah , I don't .
Speaker 4I never send my food back ever I don't send food back .
Speaker 3There's this movie . It had Ryan Reynolds in it . I think it was called Happy Hour . It was basically like a makeshift Fridays , when you send your food back .
Speaker 4I thought you was talking about .
Speaker 3Road Trip . There's some scenes where they fuck your shit up when you send the food back .
Speaker 1I had an ex that worked at Outback and she used to tell me the shit that they used to do that mop water was a real thing . She literally I don't know I'm not incriminating you If you happen to be watching you shouldn't be , but whatever . But yeah , she was like yo , they put it in the mop water , put that shit back on the grill . And I was like no , and watch the nigga eat it . Yeah , so yeah , nah , don't send your food back . Room number one through five . Do not send your food back . Don't be nasty to your waiter or waitress either , because they will fuck your shit up and happily watch you eat it . They are sneakily standing by like is it good ?
Speaker 3Yeah , that's sinister dog Word that's sinister . We just want to make sure that you enjoy your meal .
Speaker 1That's it . You know what I mean . That's it . So all right , so fast forward . We did that , so now it's time to go . Oh no , no , we went to the tacos , so now , right , we're going to talk about hold on Main course . It's time . That wasn't a button , I was looking for at all .
Speaker 5That was not the button .
Speaker 1You know what ? I don't even have . It was a happy hour .
Speaker 4Where's the apps ? You know what ? That was the main course . If we're being for real about it , it kind of is Fuck it . We went to a taco place , bro . We went to a lot of courses , no no , no , no .
Speaker 5They're the taco shop .
Speaker 4Pretty much . Anybody you hit would be sufficient , yeah .
Speaker 1You know what ? So fuck it .
Speaker 2Main course , it's time to eat .
Speaker 1What's on your mind ? Nah ? So we went to get some tacos . We had tacos on Saturday for brunch , yeah Right . So what the fuck ? I had the fish tacos . I'm big on fish tacos . My baby knows all the fish tacos . She makes fun of the type of fish that I want on my fish taco , but I don't care . So , but they had real fish . They went fishing for that motherfucker . Yes , it was real fish . It wasn't the gorgeous fish of it .
Speaker 2What kind of fish was ?
Speaker 1it Probably frankenfish . I think it was tilapia . I think it was tilapia , frankenfish .
Speaker 3It probably was . And Noah , I didn't order off the kids menu , but I had chicken tenders . I went to Taco Shop and got chicken tenders we took a picture of that shit .
Speaker 1I took some fucking video . I got everything . How the fuck you gonna roll up in the fucking taco place and get chicken tenders , this guy two thumbs this way ?
Speaker 3I don't know . I looked at him . Yeah , I don't think . Hey , I told y'all off camera . I do things for comfort , man . I dress for comfort . I order what I want for comfort . I don't worry about how you like it , we're going to get to the tie-dye shorts .
Speaker 1We're going to get to them , and the hokas are calling the lamp . Yeah , lamp is on point with that , though . Look at you .
Speaker 5I'm in love with a stripper .
Speaker 2Breathe in and walk out Like what Take a breath like Stop , that's how it's done . Oh that poor button Go ahead the hopers we talking about those I
Speaker 3guess we would be . Yeah , I got Hopers and what's up . I mean I don't know what to say , so I told Ryan oh , okay .
Speaker 4So Ryan is attracting these people . So I told Ryan what you need to do is take a bath in some tomato juice with that scent up off of him and subtract these weirdos . And he had on these . What are they ? Hocus , right , the Hocus , the .
Speaker 3Cloudwalkers Hocus , that's what it's called . The Cloudwalkers man I got on .
Speaker 1Cloud . He got on the Cottonels edition .
Speaker 4Listen , listen , these shoes are expensive , right ? Hocus is on the cotton nails of this shoe . Listen , listen , these shoes are expensive , right ? Hoka's expensive , right ? Yeah , it's about $1.15 . That's expensive , so they're not cheap shoes . Let's be clear these are not some old cheap shoes that anybody could go get . It's just when you see a black man with some Hoka's on . I just feel like you're going to talk to them a little bit , but how does that talk go ?
Speaker 1How do you start the conversation ?
Speaker 4Not like they're going to talk to me . How does the conversation go the same way when we was in the airport and you said , yeah , I like your sneakers . I don't think I ain't got that nothing to say .
Speaker 1I'm glad let's get back to that . So you had Mr Friendly over here we in the airport and I'm like yo , I gotta do my morning after video Right For the Friday Night Live Right , because it's either that or death by bar . That's just what it is . So I was like yo , I'm gonna do it , started doing it , but then it was like about 45 minutes I was like yo , let me go check on these bags , I'll be right back . He was like alright , cool , mind you , it's isolated . There's nobody over there by this carousel , nobody , just him . I come back .
Speaker 1This nigga's exchanging information with this dude , he's like yo , you know the sneakers in there . He turns around like he just you know the sneakers in there . He turns around like he just you know caught a body or something . And he like yo , these sneaker heads be they know what they like . I'm like yo . So we got Ryan , affectionately the widow , you know . We got Mr Friendly over here . This dude , listen , he can befriend anybody . I'm antisocial , antisocial . I'm not unapproachable , but it's not you . Look at me . You're like I don't want to talk to that nigga and I like it like that . No , for real , I like it like that . We don't know what Shadra is yet . We don't know . We'll figure it out . I just don't want to get it wrong . Word up , all right , so fast forward . Oh , so I had the fish taco you had the .
Speaker 4I had a quesadilla chicken quesadilla , so the chicken wasn't seasoned , right yeah ?
Speaker 1neither was my chicken .
Speaker 4White .
Speaker 1Mexican seasoned ?
Speaker 4No , I had because the quesadilla wasn't that big , so I had some little chicken bites too . Those were actually seasoned .
Speaker 3That was pretty good , but the quesadilla nah , so you wouldn't be going back there if you came back to Houston .
Speaker 4No , listen that quesadilla could have been great . I'm not going back there Like . I'm not getting on the plane To go get a taco .
Speaker 3That was an emergency for us .
Speaker 4Yeah , it was . When you get on the plane , you gotta eat real food , not tacos , I feel you . But um Price was reasonable . Um , I wasn't ready for service Enough .
Speaker 1Service what's ?
Speaker 4that I mean he did bring the food to us . He did so did that count for service ?
Speaker 1No , because I had to go to the counter and order it . I don't like the process . The process was changing .
Speaker 3I mean the food was just cool . It wasn't anything special Between you and . Liam .
Speaker 1Y'all the coughing crew , got the coughing quartet over here .
Speaker 2What about it ?
Speaker 4I don't know man , it's just heat .
Speaker 1You should have sweated out last night . Man listen .
Speaker 4You would think anything that was wrong with me would evaporate . Yo , that's a whole fact .
Speaker 1This nigga didn't even want to get up this morning , oh , but how you call it , all right . So for me it was . Initially I had a margarita and I do want to ask you a question . So it came with rice , right . The rice came in like this little medicine cup right With like bean gravy . There was no beans in this gravy , it was just bean gravy , like where the beans at , but it was also in the medicine cup . So I'm sitting there like how the fuck am I , am I supposed to pour like one into the other ? You know the shit that you put like the condiments in . Yeah , one into the other . You know the shit that you put the condiments in . It was slightly bigger than that for rice , that's not a lot of rice .
Speaker 1I'm kind of like yo just leave the shit out . Why would you even tease me with this ? Is this supposed to make me want to come back and go get some more ?
Speaker 3Maybe , maybe that might be the clue .
It was the sample .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 5Is that your best ? The sample , yeah , yeah , y'all running with that ?
Speaker 1Is that your last , your best and final ?
Speaker 4Yeah , I mean what's the worst ?
Speaker 1and final Fuck why ? All right , I'm going to leave y'all alone , but listen again . Like I said , it was $23 for a margarita and fish tacos , oh yeah fish tacos , oh yeah , so it was $23 .
Speaker 1And at first I was like $23 as I swiped my credit card and you could like leave a tip , right ? So I'm not leaving a tip if I'm swiping and picking up my food , and no , we ain't doing all of that . So I was like yo when we was leaving . I was like , fellas , you think that you know , when you swipe do you leave a tip . And it was like I left him a tip . I was like for what ? Well , he did bring food to the table . Well , he brought the food to the table after you tipped him . I mean .
Speaker 1You didn't know that it was going to go down like that .
Speaker 4No , I did . Oh , you did yeah because they gave you the little stick with the number . Yeah , that's right , they , oh , you did .
Speaker 1Yeah , because they gave you the little stick with the number .
Speaker 4Yeah , that's right , they did , they did , so I knew somebody was going to bring it down .
Speaker 5Yeah , that's a fact .
Speaker 4Now here's the messed up part . When I tip , that don't mean he got it , yeah , but I was just like hey , my amigos , divide it amongst yourselves .
Speaker 1Yeah , he's like I tipped the establishment .
Speaker 4I did . I mean it wasn't much .
Speaker 3Though it wasn't much , I would say if I got to do the majority of the service , I don't feel like a tip is necessary .
Speaker 4Yeah , it wasn't . Let's be clear . I didn't need no standard .
Speaker 1Yo , let me ask you a question when you come through the drive-thru for Burger King , you tip them too . Nah , I was just fucking kidding , why not ? You just said the drive-thru . Let me ask you a question Did she or did she not hand you your food ?
Speaker 4No , okay , don't do that . He said don't do that .
Speaker 2Don't . The man didn't walk the food over to us .
Speaker 3He didn't walk the food over to us . That's different , I guess . But it's almost like if you go to the Chick-fil-A and you dine in , you don't tip .
Speaker 4Chick-fil-A . They just bring you food , but that's because they don't have an opportunity to .
Speaker 3That's true . Maybe somebody would , but I looked at the taco shop the same way . It was just like doing the majority it's almost like majority of the world called 50-50 work . I was cool on the tip yeah like I said , it's not like you tipped them like $100 or something crazy .
Speaker 4Oh , no , no , no . So , because I didn't even leave the standard 20% . I didn't leave that . No , I ain't cool .
Speaker 3I said nothing .
Speaker 4No , no no , I'm watching , y'all do it . What 20% Huh ?
Speaker 1No , no , I wasn't , it was matter of fact . Hold on , we just went . I think it was what she took 10 ? 20 . She took 20% , mm-hmm , 20% .
Speaker 4Yeah , and they got I was 20 . Holy shit , 20% , oh yeah , not that long though .
Speaker 3But I did like it , so I don't want to skip around . I did like where we went today Dallas .
Speaker 1Sterk , hold on . No , we can't skip over the fucking Airbnb .
Speaker 3Oh , you're right . Yeah , I'm tripping , can't do that .
Speaker 1You know what I mean . That was a whole Donnie experience and all this whole bunch of shit involved . So we get to the Airbnb . After that , we leave there , we go to the Airbnb . Now , mind you , the Airbnb check-in is at 6 o'clock . No , no , no . Let me say it again Check-in is at 6 o'clock , right . Check-out is at 10 o'clock . Somebody's robbing somebody , right ? We only got that Airbnb is because the one prior that we have booked and paid for they canceled week of yeah . So Airbnb had to step in and then find a more expensive place and pay the difference , right , and they didn't want to do that . So we fought for that . We got that , but we did , and I'm like all right , so this is a better spot than what we originally had , that's what .
Speaker 5I'm thinking it's like a door .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , we open up the door , it's already hot outside . But you know , we go into Satan's lair that's basically what it was Because it's hotter in there and yo it's like I don't know , I can't you put the house on . Literally . It was humid , it was high , it was sticky , yeah Right . So we're thinking , just like any other hotel room , you walk into it , so boom , you walk in , you got to start hitting shit to . You know , cool it off , right , we hitting shit . That shit is like it's just hot air and the thermostat just clicked and he and the funny thing about it is I think he knew that's why it was fucking . It was the , the bread of water in the motherfucking um refrigerator . Nobody does that . There's no bottle of water in there . It's just like like filtered water . My G , yeah , you knew this shit was broken .
Speaker 3He knew it was broken , but he saw a lick and wanted to try to take advantage . Yeah , yeah , we did that . You saw Styles' pic . Yeah , you saw Styles' pic .
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly , I had to change my profile pic . He was like I got her . Yeah , he's taking advantage they can't sling or rob a depth out here .
Speaker 4Yo , that's a fact .
Speaker 3He was like oh , look at this city slicker coming down here , I got something for you , that's the same thing .
Speaker 1he said What'd you say she ?
Speaker 4wanted to know what the picture looked like . Yeah , we gotta see this picture .
Speaker 1Lam was like let me see the picture , bro , because we fucking up out here , I need to see this picture .
Speaker 4Yo Okay , it's one thing to jump over a hurdle once , right , but I feel like each trip we jump in a hurdle With the Airbnbs at least .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , Well , I mean y'all suggested Verbo .
Speaker 3I suggested Verbo , or , if you want to stick with Airbnb , hey , I got a nice professional suit picture . We just put my profile with your name and then you know , you use my official first name , which is Frederick .
Speaker 5Frederick .
Speaker 4Frederick who in the front don't trust a Frederick .
Speaker 3Frederick , with the suit suit profile , you got it , man you right about that , because that's the second time .
Speaker 1The first time they cancelled literally , anyway . Bad luck with Airbnb . Right about that , because that's the second time , the first time , they canceled literally , anyway . Bad luck with airbnb . Um , I personally don't like the way that they they operate , because if I go to a hotel it's not based on my profile pic . You get what I'm saying either you have the room and I can rent it or not . Now these , these people are putting their joints up saying it's available , now it's not available . Why is it not available ?
Speaker 3Oh yeah , of course I'm joking . They should accept it , no matter what , if you're a paying customer , that's all that should matter .
Speaker 1Yeah , this shit is crazy , and if any of you have any stories , I'm willing to listen because I'm disgruntled and petty , so I definitely willing to listen because you know I'm disgruntled and petty , so I definitely want to hear this shit yeah , and the AC never got fixed at the Airbnb while we were there too , never got fixed .
Speaker 1It was 100 degrees . Donnie came through . We were supposed to record on top of it , not having on top of it , not having AC , the plugs we needed plugs for the mixer . The three prong joints right , regular shit , the 20th century joints , those joints , you know what I mean . Like , can we have those ? Nah , we can't have those . So all of them only had the two , which leads me to believe like there was a lot of illegal shit as far as how they were building out those rooms , right , and how they did it , because it doesn't make sense that you don't have that .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Them shits can't be up to code .
Speaker 3They can't be . You know they can't . It seems like some cut corners with that shit .
Speaker 1100% , 100% . The rooms were massive , massive , three of them Massive rooms , right , yeah , it's like they ate away at the kitchen . Y'all really don't need a kitchen . It's like a three bedroom studio .
Speaker 3Yeah , they ate away at the kitchen and the living room they ate at everything but the bedroom .
Speaker 1Exactly , that's the thing . And that fucking little ass living room thing with that fucking velcro couch shit .
Speaker 4Oh , don't forget about the memorial . Donnie pointed out .
Speaker 1Oh , and it has some spooky crystal shit . Oh , don't forget about the memorial Donnie pointed out . Oh , and it had some spooky crystal shit . I meant to take a picture of that shit too . I forgot to take a picture . Yeah , because I went to the thing and who was it ? That was like , oh , maybe they're in the crystals and I don't give a fuck . Yeah , I was like they might be in the crystals man .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Speaker 3But what I did enjoy , I did enjoy that . It was almost like if , what's the saying , if a window , if a door opportunity closes , there's a window . We did have a pretty good impromptu photo shoot because we couldn't record , though we did , yeah , the photo shoot was good .
Speaker 1Thank you , donnie . Donnie you the best . Thank you .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , and Donnie , she just needed to hear the word go and she was ready For the photo shoot . I didn't know she was into photos like that and I found out Right then and there , but it was dope , dope time .
Speaker 1But we gonna , we gonna get a good one . Yeah , let's do this , that motherfucker .
Speaker 4He's a real photographer . He was happy . He was happy , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3She was into it , I was into it .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's like she's done this shit before .
Speaker 3Exactly .
Speaker 1Exactly she went from taking the pictures to directing the pictures .
Speaker 3Yeah , she did . She told me how to you know how to pose and shit . I was like , all right , Don't tell you used to be behind the camera . So so here we go .
Speaker 1Here's what we're going to pick up Limp . He going gonna do whatever . So remember , shadrick took PTO right . Shadrick got the PTO Lamp's out , you know . Now it's left to you know me and Ryan with the sweaty house and we old school with it . You know what I mean . I got nine years on this dude , but we came up in the same type of whatever and niggas is like we not staying here , we about to go do something . So , of course , what are you doing ? It's fucking hot . You go to the movies . You know what I mean . Go to the fucking movies .
Speaker 4Go see something . Yeah , from seeing the fucking ice ice
. Can I interrupt you for a second ? Yeah , this is how I knew how fucking hot it was you had . You literally said the rhyme Okay , y'all agreed on the movies . He said okay , yeah , this is a husband date .
Speaker 1I was like what it's the husband date . This is what we doing . We can't , and he didn't even pause .
Speaker 4You didn't say pause , no , pause , nothing , nothing . It's hot nigga . And in my mind I said , yeah , it's hot as fuck , it's hot . I done heard that man pause over a lot of things Smaller than that . He said he doing a husband date and just Let it rot .
Speaker 1Just was gone and I was like a husband date . Like you know , niggas didn't need permission slips . It's one thing we can do go out and not get in trouble . Yeah , because it's good .
Speaker 5You know what I mean .
Speaker 1We get the hey how you doing you good , all right , cool , listen me and Ryan . That's it . We're going to go to the movies .
Speaker 3What are you going to see ? The fucking the ape movie ? Yeah , the ape movie . What's the joint lamp ? Say Y'all into apes , sounds like it .
Speaker 1Like it was a fetish .
Speaker 2Y'all into ape play .
Speaker 4I mean , I know that didn't come out right , but y'all know what I'm saying .
Speaker 1We know what you said . She said y'all into apes y'all are the apes okay yeah , so , um , alright , so he's gone , we hop in the car , we gone . But before we did that , we , you know , I reached out to the host . I had to hit him and be like yo , I had to get that out . Nah , I know , I know , I know , um we all taking PD on the next . I had to get that out . Nah , I know , I know , I know , um we all taking BD on next one it's funny , this team was thin and they , yeah .
Speaker 1So oh , there you go , nah , nah , nah , nah , there you go , nah . Nope , he wanna be a part of the game , nah . So , all right , lamb's out of here , right ? Yeah , me and Ryan . We like we getting the fuck out of here too . So I hit the host . I was like listen , x , y and Z , shit ain't working . It's cold , I mean , it's hot . He was like where . I was like yeah , he was like send me a picture . I sent it . I was like nigga , you want to send me a picture of heat ? So I took a picture of the fucking thermostat . Right Now the thermostat says it's 80 degrees , right , but we have it set to 44 degrees . I'm like what in the whole fuck is going on here ? So I sent that shit to him . He was like , alright , cool .
Speaker 1About 15 minutes passed . I'm like yo you sending somebody . He was like I'm gonna send somebody . Cool , we left .
Speaker 1We get a call at 9 o'clock . Mind you , we checked in at 6 o'clock . We get a call at 9 o'clock and the lady's like the host is outside . I'm like , alright , send him in . So , like the host is outside , I'm like , alright , send him in . So he goes in , he leaves , she texts me back or messages back and she's like listen , he said you guys had it set wrong . Oh , okay , there was no direction on how to set it right , but we was fine with that though I'm fine with anything that sounds like a solution . I'm like alright , cool , so we gonna leave this fucking icebox and we're going to get back and we're going to have , like you know , a continuation of an icebox . We got in there and the shit lit up . It wasn't lighting up before , right , so the shit lit up and some numbers was moving , right , but the motherfucking , the vents and shit still was like and I was like the fuck , I can't , I can't , yeah , I can't .
Speaker 3It was a thermostat . Yeah , I think it was a thermostat . No , it wasn't . It wasn't actually I spoke to him today .
Speaker 1It wasn't . It wasn't a thermostat at all . Fuck the thermostat . You know those things that was outside , I don't know .
Speaker 4Oh yeah , that was one of them .
Speaker 1It was one of them . That was , that was for the other unit . They were good , okay , our shit was not moving at all . But my thing is , motherfucker , when you because you walked past it going into the apartment , I mean the fucking unit , you literally walked past it . How dare you go in there ? Look at the thing like you know . Y'all fucked up . You know you should have had it on X , y and Z what .
Speaker 3Yeah , you see , it's not moving .
Speaker 1That shit wasn't moving at all , nothing . So that was that . Yeah , so , lamp , you know , lamp comes home , pardon , home for the night Pause . And , um , yo , how was it , lamp ? Yo , everything was da door Sits down and we can . We had another Two hour conversation . It wasn't two , it wasn't two , it wasn't two .
Speaker 4It felt like two , bro . It was a long one , though .
Speaker 1We both having we . So I'm Alright . This is gonna sound crazy , but fuck y'all . I had a time , so I'm laying down , I'm laying down , I'm laying down .
Speaker 1He's sitting on some like when , I tell you , these rooms are huge , these rooms are fucking . This nigga's nowhere near me Huge , that's how big the fucking room was . He's sitting down and we having a come to Jesus moment , right . So we're talking and as we're talking , we're so fucking tired and I'm like I'm not going to sleep . It's too fucking hot , I can't sleep . I'm wired too . So we're talking .
Speaker 1Niggas is nodding off like two babies at the bottom . I'm like yo and you know what . Niggas was nine . So he get up . He's like all right , fuck it . Right , fucking , I'm gonna go take a shower and then I'm going to bed . I'm like all right , you do that . So I'm laying there . Now I'm whining , I'm up up , right . So I'm like I ain't fucking with that , I ain't ain't no showers involved . I can't sleep , I'm hot , I'm aggy , blah , blah , blah . So then I go on live . I go on live and I'm like yo man , I text Liam , yo , you still up . He was like I'm up , like yo , you want to go live . He was like yeah , let me , let me boom , boom , whatever . He go back in the room , hop on a live . Now we talking shit and you'd be amazed at how many motherfuckers are up at 5 o'clock in the morning .
Speaker 3It wasn't 5 o'clock , it was actually like Like 2 , son , yeah , I'm 2 . Yeah , so y'all wild .
Speaker 1Yeah , and engaging Like wild . Yeah , right , shout out to Jay from Mind Triggers . He was at happy hour and he was in the room .
Speaker 3Yeah , he was drinking because he asked us how long was the drive . I'm like from where ? From New York ?
Speaker 1we didn't drive to Houston from New York , but he had seen your story when we was doing the road .
Speaker 3I said something about the road trip he seen the story my phone be you know whatever . I want to hear about Lamps Evening the story . You know I'm phobic . You know whatever ? Oh man , I want to hear about Lamp's email when he went out .
Speaker 4Didn't we say we were going to do a whole ?
Speaker 3Oh yeah , my bad , we're going to circle back Because I have questions .
Speaker 2And I saw the pictures .
Speaker 4Oh , oh , it was just one picture right when you got something on .
Speaker 2Nah , it was only that one .
Speaker 1It was like man used to be for the streets . Now he , uh , he , inside , back inside . Nah , nah , still , we'll find out . Still moving , I love that . So boom , um , all right . So lamb go , we get off alive . Lamb goes to sleep . I go to bed , right , so oh . But before he goes to sleep he's like yo , what time you gonna get up ? I was like I think I'm gonna get up around 6 30 . He was like I'm gonna get up around six . No , no six , 30s . It was switch , so I said six .
Speaker 4Then I said six .
Speaker 1You said 6 , 30 , so I was like , and you was like that's why I'm gonna take a shower now . So I ain't gotta , I'm like all right , cool , I ain't fucking with that , I'm just , I'm mad , I'm just hot right . So I opened up my ipad because , mind you , we didn't even know how to work the fucking tvs . That's how janky this shit was . Nope , like whatever . And then he had a fucking couch or a little fucking love seat under the television , like literally under the television .
Speaker 3It's the dumbest shit .
Speaker 1I ever seen in my life that was different .
Speaker 4That was a chair , though .
Speaker 1Huh , it was a chair , it was a chair .
Speaker 4There you go . I fell out of it , I know .
Speaker 1Bro , what about that walk-in closet ? How lot of it , I know , bro , what about that walk-in closet ? How about that ? Walk-in which one , the one that was in my room . Oh yeah , that little fucking the home movie joint , yeah .
Speaker 2I'm glad I took PTO , kidding that , yeah , you wouldn't have liked it at all .
Speaker 1I'm glad I took it .
Speaker 4You'd have been miserable and I'd have been miserable because you miserable then I'll just it just been misery that was not a spot for a woman at all , it's a house full of miserable people , even Donnie .
Speaker 1I think Donnie came back in that house one time . She was like , yeah , alright .
Speaker 4Yeah , once you got a taste of outside , that was it . Oh yeah , she ain't come back inside after that .
Speaker 3She was like y'all gonna mess this , oh it already did that , Wait what , oh God ?
Speaker 1Gildani Ryan and I , and she has nothing to do with this dude's statements right now , nah nah , she said herself her hair was messed up , so I'm just going by her . This nigga walk around with a shovel . He's like I'm going to dig a hole nigga . I mean , look at this thing .
Speaker 4She said it herself she took a great picture .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's true .
Speaker 1I was cool with it . Nah , it was okay . You can't tell a woman that her hair looks good if she thinks her hair looks bad . You will never fucking win that argument . It looks good , nah , it don't Fuck it , it look bad . I can't believe . You looks good , nah , it don't Fuck it , it look bad .
Speaker 2I can't believe you said that . Yeah , it's fucking World War X .
Speaker 1You just gotta be quiet , yeah , just like , let her ride . And then it's like you never listen to me .
Speaker 3I'm listening right now , I just I'm PTSD , i'ma blink twice .
Speaker 1I need help .
Speaker 3Yeah , nah , nah . It was a good time , though , man . I really enjoyed it . I mean , outside of the missteps in Houston , I would have liked the redeeming factor it was definitely the photo shoot , the manly date or whatever you want to call it the husband date .
Speaker 3The husband date was cool , you know , and the movie was I'd wait for it to come on TV . The Husband Date the Husband Date was cool , you know , and the movie was I'd wait for it to come on TV . The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Nah , man , I think , some movies that just spend way too long with a franchise , and I feel like it's okay to put some franchises to bed . And the same goes for Fast and Furious , all types of stuff , you know . But that's money though .
Speaker 3I mean franchises to bed , and the same goes for Fast and Furious , all types of stuff you know . But that's money though . I mean , I guess , if you make the same movie and you got a fan base for it , if it ain't broke don't fix it . But it's , I guess , for me minor , minor spoiler alert if you haven't seen the latest 8 movie . But like once the Once the main monkey is gone , he was gone and we didn't even get to see him go . Yeah , it was like once the main monkey gone .
Speaker 1I'm like . All right , I'm cool man . They just had like some fucking subtitles , like Caesar's Day , I'm like , but we didn't even first of all you know .
Speaker 3It felt like this felt like it was supposed to be like a reboot the main character gone . You got some new monkey named Noah and his friends and somebody else who pretends Somebody else is . Like Another spoiler alert . I'm sorry .
Speaker 4How many spoilers you gonna get ? This is my last one .
Speaker 3There's another monkey who pretends he's the new Monkey in charge .
Speaker 1Head monkey in charge , he the new Caesar in charge .
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying ? Yo fuck that listen .
Speaker 1spoiler alert across the board , so you might as well just stop right now if you're not trying to hear about the movie , or fast forward , just fast forward it . There won't be any time , samson , this motherfucker , to assist you with getting to your next waypoint . But that's fine , listen . Where is this ? Caesar died , damn , just like that . We didn't even know , but we didn't even know .
Speaker 3We didn't know how we were going to do it . Yeah .
Speaker 1It was just like some Star Wars intro with some scrolling text and Caesar's dead .
Speaker 4Okay , let me stop y'all , okay , because I didn't see the movie . You not going to see it ? No , I thought you said you weren't going to see it , I I'm not Okay , but my cousin told me word on the street is Caesar got . I think he told me Caesar got killed in a war .
Speaker 1What the fuck ? He seen a movie that we didn't see In the last okay , did y'all see the last pandemic ?
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3I ain't seen it .
Speaker 4I seen it , you seen it .
Speaker 3I ain't seen it .
Speaker 4He didn't get killed in the last one I didn't see Caesar dead Because my cousin is in . He's a pretty good .
Speaker 1What's your cousin's name ? What's your cousin's name , jp ? Who , jp ? Jp , check it out . Stay out of my inbox . No , I don't think , because I be popping shit , and when I say I be popping shit meaning my facts might not be all the way right . Maybe Caesar did die in the last movie .
Speaker 4I missed it . He told me that's what happened to Caesar .
Speaker 1He got killed . He saw the second one , I mean this one , that's out now he's in the apes , so I'm done .
Speaker 3That's a good
callback . I skipped a few . I ain't go far . I might have skipped , like two of them .
Speaker 4Okay , so now y'all making me mad . No , I think I've seen them all .
Speaker 1I've seen a bunch of them .
Speaker 3You can't recall I skipped . He's skipping them yeah .
Speaker 1I skipped like two and I'm disappointed in him because he's the critic so you can't get up here saying what the hell happened this season .
Speaker 3I had to shut the blame a little bit come on bro what the fuck is wrong with you . I mean , you're right , it still felt like a spin off . I'm coming back , like you a sisful , no having I come back like a , like a absent father .
Speaker 1I mean I'm coming back , like you , a sister no having a brother .
Speaker 4Yeah , I come back like a . Like a absent father , like what happened I mean I'm like Like you can't , be like , well , wait a minute . What happened to Caesar ? Yeah , you can , sure you can . No , not . When you just sat here and said I already watched the last couple .
Speaker 1But see , this is the thing . Maybe I , maybe , that's what .
Speaker 4Happened to Caesar . It's the last couple that you didn't watch .
Speaker 3Alright . Well , hey , I'm gonna have to just Wikipedia the last movie and just get caught up and see how some of that is oh , you're not even gonna watch the last movie . I'm not into the . I mean , I ain't into all the monkey movies like this .
Speaker 2I ain't into all of them , not monkey movies , no , I movie .
Speaker 3I mean like the drug that had your man , what's his name ? The guy from he hang with Seth .
Speaker 5Rogen no not .
Speaker 3Mothwater , the main character who helped raise Caesar in the first one . Yeah , that movie was fly it was ?
Speaker 1I thought it was dope , it was . We didn't release him to the wild .
Speaker 3Yeah , we released him to the wild . And then I saw the second one with Gary Oldman . That one was also pretty fly . And then I think I skipped the next one . And then now we're here .
Speaker 4Okay , you skipped the death . Hold on , can we stop for a minute ? Yes , you said you watched . Okay Is fly good ? Because I want to know . Okay , so fly is good you watched one .
Speaker 5Good .
Speaker 4You watched two Good yeah two good yeah why did you stop it too ?
Speaker 3I'm like how many eight countries can we have ?
Speaker 4because if it's good , maybe me , I don't know , just keep me .
Speaker 3I'm just saying . I'm just saying we're fast and furious , which I know I brought up earlier . It's like , okay , how many essential missions that involve racing and car tricks do we need ?
Speaker 4well , they , all of them listen . They just think I don't even watch fast and furious and they just think I'm ridiculous . Yeah , that's what I'm saying , this fast shuttle is now stealing fucking cars and shit .
Speaker 1You know what ?
Speaker 3I feel like if you're going to do sequels , you know it might be a bad example , pace yourself better . Bad Boys 4 is about to come out . I'm looking forward to Bad Boys 4 because , like all the sequels are kind of I feel like they're fairly spaced out was like you know what I would love to see , the development of what they get into next . You know you can't go wrong with like okay , it's a different ass crime that they gotta handle . That's what makes a bad boy so good . That's a fact . So it's like okay , how many eight countries and kingdoms , and shit that we really need how many eight countries and kingdoms , and shit that we really need how many countries do we need ?
Speaker 1I don't think as a matter of fact , just thinking back . I didn't like the last bad boy .
Speaker 3Oh , the one where he had , like , the secret son and all that shit yeah .
Speaker 4I like it .
Speaker 3I like it .
Speaker 1Listen , I'm happy to be the outside , fuck that movie . That shit was trash . I like it . I said listen , I'm happy to be there outside , fuck that movie .
Speaker 3That shit was trash , I like it . I like it because , like , like , so you're not going to see the new one man . No , I'm going to see it . I like it because , like one of the main characters almost died Like it was dope you know it's two out of three Like .
Speaker 1The first two was good , the third one was trash , and then now we're going , we're moving on , we're going to do the um what's confusing about what I just said ?
Speaker 3Oh , not what you said , it's your actions . You told me , like I said .
Speaker 4I wanted to get away from the fact that you liked the two first movies and then you just said's the what's the proper amount of space between movies ?
Speaker 3I don't , I don't know like I'd have to . You know , research , like you know , and see how many , how much space they've been doing with bad boys . You know what . Maybe it's not in the space , it might just be , might just be like the plot , like , okay , the yes , it still revolves around crime with bad boys , but it's a different plot . You could distinctively say there's a different plot in each of them . That's , I feel like you know , captivating enough .
Speaker 3Part one you got the , the first movie , it's just you know your buddy comedy . Part two gary or union , uh , is involved in it . You know the sister , you know younger sister , you know that whole thing . I thought that was dope . You know the three you got this secret love child that Will Smith had in the movie . Okay , cool . Part four it's like some corrupt police conspiracy thing going on , can you ? Well , you haven't seen it anyway , but anybody who's seen the ape movies can you say distinctively okay , this is about how Caesar was created , you know . Part two is like , okay , caesar was running with these apes . Part three is like , okay , and then I skipped this , I can't tell you . And then you got the kingdom of the planet of the apes where , like , they're like somebody who's literally catfishing , like they really Caesar .
Speaker 1So it's like how did we even get here ? Like there's a whole piece that's missing . You know to connect everything together like that . The movie is so disjointed , it's like a standalone .
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying . It's like a reboot .
Speaker 4So Word on the Street is , from what I had heard , that they kind of like going backwards setting them up or some shit . Huh , or maybe I heard that one .
Speaker 1The way that they had it . This is just my theory , because there was a telescope involved . Huh , well , or maybe I heard that one the way , the way that they had it . This is just my theory , because there was a telescope involved right Now outside .
Speaker 4Of a hold on . Is that a like ? When you say telescope , are you talking about a real telescope or that's just your ?
Speaker 1no , it's a real telescope . Are you making an analogy ? Nah , it's definitely , it was a real telescope .
Speaker 4Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , no , no , no no , you got to be clear .
Speaker 1So it was a real telescope , right , and you can only tie it into Planet of the Apes . If you know the history of Planet of the Apes Meaning going back to the ones with Devin Hester you know what I'm saying Because , remember , they crash landed on a planet of apes . That's literally how it started and it was like an alternate reality as it started to progress . So they had , like you know , the planet of the apes , where the apes were whatever . Then they had a planet and this is all in the 60s , 70s , they had a planet of apes where the apes were actually pets and in servants to the humans . Right now , the telescope again just ties into it because of the fact that now maybe they , because he's remember he said when he looked into the telescope he's seen something , yeah , so you know I'm thinking , you know there might be some whatever , but this is totally . This is a standalone planet of the apes . It doesn't tie into the previous one . Yeah , it doesn't .
Speaker 4Oh , so maybe my cousin is right .
Speaker 1And the timeline . If you look at the timeline , when you look at this movie , the Earth is destroyed . There's sea moths growing on buildings , they living on power lines and a whole bunch of other shit Like . This shit is like at least 200 years in the future . Yeah , yeah , you know , caesar's been dead . This nigga's been dead a long time .
Speaker 3Yeah , but that's it , man . You know , maybe my logic's overplayed . I just feel like each movie should have a captivating enough plot where it makes you want to go see it , instead of just focusing on these , these themes , if that makes sense . But in the future don't skip movies uh , I can't promise you that . I can't , you know because to me , you're doing a disservice service ?
Speaker 2yeah , because it's like when you say well , I don't know how Caesar died well did you see the last one ?
Speaker 3the previous one that does make sense who doesn't ?
Speaker 1watch movies was like listen well . I heard because I ain't going to watch this shit , but I heard that you could , which is good . Good on your part because , listen , I didn't even pay attention to the fucking movie . I took like 10 naps doing that shit . Ryan was up like a true critic . That nigga was up and he let him tell that he was leaning forward because he didn't want to go to sleep .
Speaker 3Yeah , I was a long day yesterday in Houston Speaking of movies . Did you ever see Mia Coppia ? I ?
Speaker 4tried to fuck her up .
Speaker 3I just had to check .
Speaker 1I was not watching this but he know a lot about how Cesar died so again my cousin , you know , he healed for real .
Speaker 4So look it was crazy because my cousin right he's , he's like a run , he's running in the movies .
Speaker 5Okay .
Speaker 4So damn , I don't want to . I don't want to See . This is going to sound kind of fucked up , but he's not the best critic . Because he'll tell you a reason , like there's no balance . To me it's only entertainment . It's like he's either too high up or too high down . Nah , nah , let me take that back . You know what ? Scratch everything I said . All right , all right .
Speaker 5Start over .
Speaker 4I'm going to start over . My cousin just told me about the movie , right ? So when he started talking about it I kind of got a little interested and I told him hey , disclaim , I'm never going to see this shit . You can tell me a little bit about ? It Right right right , so he started telling me about Caesar and according to him , caesar died in the last one run .
Speaker 3Okay , Before you even watched . Well , there it goes .
Speaker 5So , I was like okay so what's the ?
Speaker 4significance of Caesar dying and he like well Caesar was like the main .
Speaker 1Lamb hit him with the paying attention as a gift and a curse .
Speaker 3I don't know what to tell you , ryan , there you freaking go .
Speaker 4So according to him , caesar was like the big .
Speaker 1You know what I'm saying yeah , the goon , yeah .
Speaker 4So he was the you know he was the guy the head eight the head eight . So yeah , he's like , well , nah , they got nowhere , and nowhere is damn . I said don't spoil it and I'm spoiling it .
Speaker 2Shit , I'm spoiling it and you're spoiling it . You ain't even seen the shit , and then they just watch it Fast forward .
Speaker 1Fast forward . Really don't go see it , but fast forward if that's your thing .
Speaker 4Yeah , so , but no , I don't again .
Speaker 1I don't plan on doing this . Hold on Stealing eggs and raising fucking hulks and then the big dude , like the dude that's supposed to be , like the king , whatever , whatever , this nigga , get killed by seagulls .
Speaker 4What a hundred eggs yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah , Styles said I'm full of everything . Don't even worry , Get the fuck out of here .
Speaker 1We already started talking about it . If you stuck around long enough , you played yourself . But this is the thing . Yeah , they on a cliff like Wakanda , right , they on a fucking cliff . Now , mind you , he has imprisoned all of the fucking apes that are around him right now and he's thumping on one of their people , noah , and they watching him do it , right ? So then Noah turns around , because , you know , they raise seagulls . So Noah turns around and he's like and then the seagull comes and he you know , he cuts the other you know the other eight and lands on his hand Right , and then all of the seagull buddies come in and they push the motherfucker off the cliff . But I'm like , there's like 70 of you .
Speaker 3I mean , it might have been like some type of tradition , like we ain't gonna jump him , we gotta let him like run the face .
Speaker 1What the fuck they suffering from Stockholm Syndrome . What the fuck is going on ?
Speaker 3that just might be some type of fighting tradition . Like we can't jump my man , we're gonna let him do the square fade instead of the square fade . You forget one part Like my man had , like the bonding bird meeting , called to bring the birds to the first place , Mm yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , he did , he did , and they weren't seagulls . They were eagles .
Speaker 4They .
Speaker 5I know it's crazy .
Speaker 4Y'all actually make me want to see this shit Go ahead .
Speaker 5I feel like .
Speaker 4I've been wasting so much time debating all of this shit . I think I need to see it .
Speaker 3Let's debate me . I would love to see it and you let me know what you think .
Want to go on a date .
Speaker 3A hubby date number two .
Speaker 1You can't go on a hubby date number two Technically speaking , we can't hang out with single people . You , technically speaking , we can't hang out with single people . You know , the wife actually knows Lamp , so he's been clear .
Speaker 4He's got security clearance , so he's good .
Speaker 1I've known y'all a while , so it's cool yeah , no , you're right , we can hang out with Lamp and plus disclaimer if your husband hang out with me , he ain't getting in this shit .
Speaker 4He's like I'm gonna tell it all .
Speaker 1So if your husband hang out with me , he ain't getting in this shit .
Speaker 4He's like I'm going to tell it all . If you want to say don't hang out with Lamp , that's fine , but trust me it ain't nothing , nothing Ain't nothing . That's about to happen with me , that's crazy .
Speaker 1All right , so boom , fast forward now , right , we wake up . He's still asleep , of course , that's one point , man , he's making me feel like I'm cross-eyed . I'll be like you , he'll be like me , you Talking to you . Yeah , nah , lamp , fucking sleeping like a fucking rock , me and Ryan , we get up , we dress , we ready to go . I was like yo , it's Lambo . I knocked . But see , I knocked on the door . I tapped twice that nigga , what's going on ? I felt the plane . Oh shit , man .
Speaker 4Oh shit .
Speaker 1Now that probably I don't know about y'all , but was the most enjoyable flight I've ever taken . That shit was 41 minutes . Oh yeah , it doesn't get any better than that . I still took a nap . Yeah , that's amazing . Like I don't even understand how you yeah , that's crazy .
Speaker 3I got an old soul man . If there's an opportunity to take a nap , it would not be wasted . I'm taking a nap . That's good man . I take a nap and I try to go to bed early .
Speaker 1I watched this show called the Never Ever Mets and uh yeah , and it was 40 . It literally by the time we touched down that shit was going off and I was like hey yeah , was it any good ? It's dope , it's about you . It's dope , it's about you know , black couples , um , that met the non-traditional way but never physically met , and then they put them all in the house just to see how it works out you know what ?
Speaker 3I'm sorry to interrupt . I thought the never ever met was like a sports documentary about the mess the whole time . No , did you yeah , I could see it , I thought you're about to say , oh yeah , they're gonna get the history of the Mets . I was like I ain't when you said that . I was like I ain't know .
Speaker 1Styles had an affinity for the Mets of all time Nah , nah , I ain't say shit about Mike Piazza , we you know . I was like all right .
Speaker 3Now , that's crazy , and you saw before I took a nap , that's why .
Speaker 1But then when you woke up , there was a whole synopsis about it , cause I did put it in there . I put it , man . I missed it . Sorry , but it was in all of that . I don't know what to tell you ?
Speaker 3yeah , you ain't see it . The last text message I saw was something I never , ever met . And then Styles , I mean then Lamp , saying something after yeah that's crazy .
Speaker 1So boom , now we're in Dallas , now we're in Dallas .
Speaker 3Now we're in .
Speaker 1Dallas , not only we in Dallas right now , but this Airbnb is amazing . This Airbnb , this right here , this makes up for yesterday .
Speaker 3A huge difference . I go front man . Yesterday was my very , very first time ever doing an Airbnb . It's my second . So if yesterday was anything , that first impression would have been horrible . I literally was going to be like if Dallas is just as much like Houston in terms of the Airbnbs , then it would just have been a huge turnoff and I wouldn't try an Airbnb myself . But this experience alone makes me feel like you know what . I would try Airbnb with my family , you know , next time we go out of town , yeah .
Speaker 1And I think that this , this Airbnb , he's actually a super host . So , boom , update , um , I had . I sent . You know , when we had brunch today I did send a host not the host , but went through Airbnb to basically lodge a complaint , like I want a credit , a something , yeah , like you fucked up my trip , like you fucked up my trip . So we got back in the car and when Shadra and I was headed up here , he calls the host , yeah , but you never know who the host is though I spoke to like three different people .
Speaker 1First I spoke to a lady , then I spoke to a dude right , and then he hung up on me . He called me back and then I ate After we hung up . Then another dude calls and he's like yo , you called me . I was like I called you because you called me dummy . And then he's like nah , you know whatever .
Speaker 1So the second call that I got , the guy was like you know well , um , what happened ? Tell me more about what happened . So I explained to him the whole situation . We're not gonna do that to you again , but I explained to him the whole situation . The dude was like all right , cool . He said um , so what are you looking for ? I'm like I'm looking for compensation . You fucked up my trip and then I really started going like your plug your outlets and all of that . The shit was fucked up Like come on , like nothing , we were the perfect guest , right . So he's like all right , cool , I'm going to get in touch with the host and blah blah , we're going to work it out .
Speaker 1Hung up guy calls me back . He was like okay , so I was reviewing everything . Can I ask you a question ? What about the review ? I was like wait a minute . I said this is what we're going to do , or rather what we're not going to do . We're not going to leverage the review . You know , before you've even fixed it . You haven't even fixed it , you haven't even addressed my issue . You're talking about the review . Let me tell you , your man said listen , what I want you to do is , um , in the chat , put in a review that you would . You know that you would have put whatever , whatever , hey nigga , so you could copy and paste it . Do you think I'm stupid ? I I'm like how about this ? How about you do what I asked you to do , you fix the problem and then I'll think about the review ? He was like I'll call you back .
Speaker 5I'll call you back . I'm like yo what ?
Speaker 1do you want from this review , Because their money is dependent on the reviews . So if you get a bad review , it fucks up their money on the back end and it actually gets pushed to the front . So when people are actually looking at reviews and stuff like that especially , you know what I was going to leave and I was like yo , we're podcasters . We came in , we can't do X , Y and Z . We couldn't even record because your shit ain't up to code . And as soon as I said we're podcasters , your man was like okay , I think we can resolve it , I'll call you back , All right ? And I was like all right , nigga , you go do what you got to do , because I'm going to do what I need to do . Yeah , so that's that . That's what's up .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1That was a much better experience . Yeah , we walked into this palace . This place is cold .
Speaker 4So I walked in AC , smacked the shit out of me .
Speaker 3Yeah , a happy snap .
Speaker 4Oh man .
Speaker 3After the AC , the first thing I saw we had a video game in the corner and I'm a gamer , so I went straight to the Mortal Kombat . They got more than it's fly . I would get this place again , should I come back to Dallas .
Speaker 1Anytime , anytime . I don't even have the host name , but shout-outs to you . We'll probably have it in the comments if I actually get to it . But yeah , no shout-outs to you . The place is amazing , like amazing , and I'm not even just talking about the stuff that they built into the spa . I amazing . And I'm not even just talking about the stuff that they built into the spot , I'm talking about the stuff that he actually put in here . You know , amazing . And on top of that we got to check in at three . And on top of that we got to check in before three because Lame was like yo hit him and see if we could actually check in a little earlier , you know . And he was like all right , cool , you know , let me check with the cleaners . He checked with the cleaners and was like y'all good , go ahead . Yeah , it was so dope , great experience . Meanwhile , this crook in fucking Houston , this nigga like checking at 6 o'clock .
Speaker 2I do that at Houston .
Speaker 1Exactly 6 o'clock . Sweat your fucking ass off and then you got to be out of my spot by 10 . You're like 10 the next morning . Fuck out of here with this bullshit . Yeah , I'd never go to that spot again , ever , ever again . I don't even want to go to that neighborhood that block that nothing .
Speaker 4Nah , that block nice , though Fuck that block Donnie was telling me that that's like a nice area .
Donnie also said that we should go to a restaurant that she's never been to .
Speaker 3Well , but she is bougie with the food though , yeah , but she's good .
Speaker 4So I'm going to trust her , I'm going to trust her .
Speaker 3But speaking of Dallas , you know I know this is when PTO was kind of over for Shabja . I would love to know Shabja's take on Stir . It was my first time eating at Stir and I was pretty impressed .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , no , Stir was really nice Actually . Yeah , there was a couple of locations Really nice Actually . Yeah , there was a couple of locations , but yeah , the one in Deep Ellum is the one we went to today for brunch , but no , it was really good . We was on the rooftop this morning . Well , this afternoon .
Speaker 3Yeah , and the rooftop was nice .
Speaker 2It was still hot . You know that takes a seat , it is what it is , so you got to be prepared for that . But no , everything was good . Food was good , the cocktails was good , so I enjoyed it . What ?
Speaker 3was the name of that cocktail you had again .
Speaker 2It was a lychee martini .
Speaker 3A lychee martini .
Speaker 1Yeah , Can I ask y'all a question Because she couldn't answer the question ? The lychee is the . It comes in that green casing type of fruit thing , right .
Speaker 3Yeah , whatever , I forgot to ask about it . It looks like a grape with no color .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , but when you get it initially , before you cut it open because that's the center of the fruit or whatever the fuck . It is right I'm asking this question . Oh , I have no idea . You don't know . I have no idea . I'm going to search this shit up because I know that we used to eat them since when we was little . It Because I know that we used to eat them since when we was little . It was like you know , I forgot what we used to call them , though you know how we renamed shit . Yeah , yeah . So it was definitely that you know , like Chinese apples really weren't Chinese apples .
Speaker 1Right , right they were actually pomegranate Right . How the fuck did we do that ? Why did we do ?
Speaker 3that .
Speaker 1Yeah , just because you're comfortable with it . Hey yo , I need to know . We was out here calling fucking pomegranate Chinese apples .
Speaker 3I mean , that's like Lamp calling the movies the apes instead of just the whole name . You know , just say what you're comfortable with .
Speaker 1Yeah but you know . Yo with the pomegranates , though . You guys eat the seeds or you spit them out . I don't eat the pomegranate . No , and I don't eat the pomegranate .
Speaker 2No , and you don't , I eat them , you eat the seeds ?
Speaker 1No , okay , cool , all right . That's why I married you , because I spit the seeds out too . I've been spitting them shit south , but I think that there are people that actually eat the seeds .
Speaker 4Probably so .
Speaker 3It wouldn't surprise me .
Speaker 4I didn't know you could eat any seeds from a fruit . Huh , I didn't know you could eat any seeds from a fruit .
Speaker 3I mean you can eat anything you chew and swallow . Yeah , that was warranted . That was warranted right there .
Speaker 4Yeah , that was warranted . I already said , I'm never going to stay gone Never .
Speaker 3I mean I got to get out of that phase because I'm normally not like that , oh , y'all trying to grow up .
Speaker 1I don't want y'all to grow up . I don't want y'all to be Toys R Us kids .
Speaker 3I have the tequila old-fashioned . That's my go-to . Well , not a tequila , but it's an old-fashioned in general is my go-to . I was pretty solid . I was pretty solid . The service was dope . I really enjoyed the scenery of Sturr Dope music as well , Just because I could have like a Dr Rivers voice . When I try to yell , you know I could have appreciated the level being a little low . But that's just me being petty . But yeah , it was a dope spot , man , Like my first time going to Sturr or experiencing Dallas in the first place . It was good and for what it's worth . Uh , how did bees look like it was ? It was going to be hitting on something . If you , if you were in the mood for just straight up chicken and not a brush spot , yeah , Cause how do bees was our plan a yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , you know , and it , and when we went there , it gave us the vibe to vibe like we would have done it . If it wasn't supposed to be like the main event in terms of food , yeah , we would have did it right , but the thing was we was like fuck that we're not , we're fucking with hattie bees .
Speaker 5we need to there has to be a waiter involved in this experience or waitress , right , yeah , but let me ask you a question , though .
Speaker 1Let me ask y'all a question did um y'all a question Did um .
Speaker 5What Go ahead , Alex ?
Speaker 1Did Starr give you like Hooters vibes ? It did .
Speaker 3Well , the upstairs section gave a Hooters vibe . Downstairs it seemed like it was a lot more conservative .
Speaker 1I don't know the hostess downstairs . Nah , I don't know who you got that from .
Speaker 3I mean like outside of the hostess , like the other waiters and waitresses . I mean like Outside of the hostess , like the other waiters and waitresses .
Speaker 1Yeah , they all had on jeans and stuff like that they had on regular Shirts and stuff , but when ? You go upstairs it's like who the central ? Yeah , but I'm not even Told the cheeks was out . The cheeks was out right .
Speaker 2They were out , alright the cheeks was out .
Speaker 1Why ? Why ? He said that . Look at him .
Speaker 3Why he look at it just like it's cool if I said that right .
Speaker 1It's cool Like baby , the cheeks was out right Because he was definitely looking . I just noticed that the cheeks was out .
Speaker 2Oh , okay .
Speaker 4The ones that had cheeks . Huh , the ones that had cheeks , the ones that had cheeks ?
Speaker 1Nah , they didn't . Oh , you talking about , like the bartender .
Speaker 4Yeah , all of them didn't have cheeks Some of them didn't have cheeks .
Speaker 3Some of them just had like two cell phones in their back pocket . Yeah , yeah , yeah , I ain't fucking with y'all , let's make sure we paint .
Speaker 4We don't want to paint this visual .
Speaker 1Everybody had cheeks . Everybody had cheeks . Everybody had on short clothes . They had on , yes .
Speaker 3Our waitress had cheeks . I couldn't tell you , I couldn't tell you , I couldn't tell you ?
Speaker 4I couldn't tell you , you lying motherfuckers . No , I'm just hold on , I'm just going .
Speaker 1Ladies and gentlemen , thanks for coming out .
Speaker 4No , I didn't for real . I didn't pay attention because I'm not .
Speaker 1I got you and I'm not even going to drag y'all into my bullshit . Can we go into the next ?
Speaker 2I couldn't tell you how you know she had cheese .
Speaker 5Oh wait , I didn't tell them what I ordered . I don't know nothing .
Speaker 4How do you know ?
Speaker 5she had cheese , I don't know .
Speaker 4I didn't tell them what I ordered . Oh , I'm sorry , I'm interested . Yeah , I don't order . I mean , you could guess what I ordered , but I ordered chicken and waffles , but Hold on . Stop . This is what we're going to do .
Speaker 1Waffles , that's a good point , we did . All of y'all ordered chicken and waffles , it's just that this one put Tabasco sauce on her chicken and waffle On my chicken . I had some more of the waffles that you gave me .
Speaker 4But we gotta talk about the twist with the waffle though . Talk about it . The waffle was shaped like the state of Texas . That was amazing . Excellent . I don't care , I was impressed .
Speaker 1That's the . It was amazing . I don't care , I was impressed . That's the first thing he said . He was like look at this .
Speaker 4And I almost missed it because I was about to dig into my food and I said well , let me move the chicken tenders . Moved them to the side . I said , oh shit , the waffle was shaped like the state of Texas . I took a picture .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah . What do you think of the appetizer ? We , the state of Texas , oh , what do you think ? I took a picture .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , what do you think of the appetizer ?
Speaker 3We both shared the appetizer . Oh , that was good .
Speaker 4That was good .
Speaker 3That was actually good . Yeah , honey , maple chicken for the appetizer was a very great choice if you ever go to . Sterling yeah .
Speaker 5I'm good .
Speaker 2Did y'all like the waffle Did ?
Speaker 5what .
Speaker 3Did y good .
Speaker 1I really enjoyed it . It was moist , it's uh right , I had better waffles , but it was good .
Speaker 4It was moist , though , like what better have ? Well , so I like it . So for me I go by the flavor . Uh-huh , like I'm not , like no , I do . So I don't like a waffle . That's too overdone .
Speaker 1So , yeah , like you said it was a yo man , you're confusing me .
Speaker 4No , no , I said it . You're right , I said it . I don't like overdone .
Speaker 1He said the taste . I don't understand overdone and taste .
Speaker 4The taste . I like it a little more buttery , so the waffle was .
Speaker 1It's easy to fuck up a waffle bro .
Speaker 4It is easy .
Speaker 1It's easy to fuck up a waffle . You can give them a dry waffle , a thin waffle , a fucking waffle with no taste . You know what I mean ? Yeah .
Speaker 3I messed up my shit with the waffle line before at the hotel . Like you , leave it in there too long by mistake .
Speaker 1You walk away and get some other shit . What hotel do you go ? And they got fucking waffle lines in the room .
Speaker 3The shootout hotel near the airport had a waffle maker thing that I ate at the shit that you just came from . Yeah , they had the mix in like a gallon jug . Not in the room , no , it was downstairs . They had compliment .
Speaker 1That's where they served all the truckers . That shit definitely was a truck stop .
Speaker 4She said she had snacks .
Speaker 3I was interested in snacks , but they had pancake batter in like a gallon . He said nigga , you gonna stop talking about it ? Yeah , I was interested in snacks , but they had pancake batter in like a gallon , he said nigga you gonna stop talking about it .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm good he didn't talk about the pancake batter .
Speaker 3Yeah , I'm good man , Gallon jar . Yeah , like the jar .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Speaker 3Like a gallon of milk , but it just had pancake batter instead . Okay , oh , buddy , cake batter instead . Okay , oh , buddy . Yeah , it was roughing it off for like five hours until y'all picked me up . I was roughing it off .
Speaker 2Bay night , sexy nights and good food .
Speaker 1Mm-hmm . Yeah , I mean you wanted to talk about
it guys .
Speaker 4So what I thought we was going through ?
Speaker 1a long joint or like a separate we . I thought we was going to do a long joint or like a separate . We could do a separate . Oh , you want to do an individual joint ? Yeah , so what are we ?
Speaker 4going to talk about here .
Speaker 1We can talk about it a little bit . Don't tease the people , so you want to talk about it like that . I mean , we can't talk about it a lot because we got a fight to catch , all right , all right , go on .
Speaker 4All right , look , look at you , I'm prepared . No , because I thought it was going to be long . I thought you wanted the long version .
Speaker 3The long version . God , I thought you wanted this long advice .
Speaker 4I thought you wanted .
Speaker 3Can I get the abridged ?
Speaker 1version yeah we can do the abridged version .
Speaker 4All right guys , all right . So we went to With me and Donnie . We decided that since I was coming to Houston , that I was going to go out , so we went , so I first of all . It's hard to make arrangements .
Speaker 4I ain't going to say hard , but it can be a little challenging to make a planning a date from another city , because we went to this place called Puttshack . Puttshack was nice , but what I didn't like was paying $22 to park . I wouldn't ever . Yeah , the parking was $22 . That's it . Oh , that's right , you're from New York ? My bad , that was a lot for me . That's a discount . Now , I'm not going to lie . If I was home I'd have kept right on going , but because I was out of town , you know how sometimes when you're out of town , you do shit that you're not ready normally would do .
Speaker 4So I was like , you know what , I can pay the pot . So we paid , the pot went in . It was a nice course . It's a nine-hole course . You do the putt-putt golf , but we ate first , ate first . She had a little drink and I had water because it was hot . I was like , listen , I'm only consuming water . No , you had water because you don't drink . No , but I could have had like a Sprite , because normally I drink a Sprite it was even hot at night .
Speaker 3Still , yeah , it was still hot because it was humid , that's why the humidity was it was even hot at night .
Speaker 5still , yeah , it was still hot , right , because it was humid . Yeah , it was fucking humid .
Speaker 4Well , remember , we left the sweat box . Yeah , I got a chance to cool off some Not cool off actually a lot of things , because we sat down , we had a good conversation , we talked . I don't want to talk about it , we talked about it . It's a little personal .
Speaker 1It's super personal . Keep it to yourself .
Speaker 4But make it , you know , yeah , but we had a good conversation , we had a good time , she had fun on the date . So I would say it was a successful date .
Speaker 3Okay , I love it and we'll get in the more you know . Longer version after you know , later on tonight or whatever .
Speaker 4Okay , but version after you know , later on tonight or whatever , that's the abbreviated version . Okay , because this date was actually set up , so we can talk about that later . Oh , okay , alright , alright , Um Okay , okay .
Speaker 3Now you want to go to dessert ?
Speaker 1Yes , oh , my bad Dessert I hope you guys enjoyed your meal .
Speaker 3Can I ?
Speaker 1get you something off of our dessert menu . I ain't never bought nine a year . Nine a year , nine a year .
Speaker 3No , oh well , even though we talked about the ape movie earlier , this is a doubleheader episode . I suppose . No spoilers , because I know there's a couple people who are interested in seeing it , but I recently saw the latest installment of the Strangers franchise .
Speaker 1I'm about to mute his mic right now , yeah change it .
Speaker 3Strangers , chapter One . I really did enjoy it . I know Styles .
Speaker 2maybe asked Are you really muting , I really am , you're muting .
Speaker 5I'm like what , oh snap , maybe ask are you really muting , I really .
Speaker 3I really I really I'm like what , oh snap .
Speaker 3I know Styles , he asked me earlier about it and I told him it was okay . I was just trying to downplay it . I really did enjoy it . It was kind of dope . I'm just a fan of that franchise in general . I like the idea like , for example , you know how , like in most horror movies , most of the villains have some type of backstory . Your Freddy , your Jason , michael Myers have a backstory . The reason why I like the Strangers franchise and this particular one makes you know it's no different . I like it because the simplicity of it . It's like you don't always need a backstory for your villain . It's like I'm just a crazy person who just like to do terrible shit because I'm just sick in the head and that's it . You don't need no backstory at all I think .
Speaker 1What they do , though , is they leave room with that backstory to create another movie .
Speaker 5Yeah , that formula just works .
Speaker 1Yeah , because remember when they created the backstory for Freddy . Yeah , I remember that it was like yo , because you would always hear about it , and then it just made it like this is what really happened .
Speaker 3Right , right , but to your point I feel like the same thing . Like I feel like that formula is simple enough where you can make a thousand strangers and for something about it it just works .
Speaker 1Listen if all you ape and monkey fanatics Don't get no ideas because you can't make a thousand monkey movies , alright , don't do it to yourself , we're not interested Me , especially Because I didn't see Caesar die . But I'm going to check out . I didn't watch the movie , maybe I did , maybe I did . And what's his name ? Jp , yeah , jp , hopefully JP's wrong .
Speaker 4No , he ain't JP's wrong no he ain't wrong , okay , he definitely not wrong . He told me I died and everything . He ain't wrong . Oh word , yeah , okay .
Speaker 3Fine .
Speaker 1Don't mind man .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Speaker 1You guys out here looking crazy , I mean hey man . I don tell me you're gonna watch the movie . Oh , because we both came out the movie theater with the same shit . We was like yo , how the fuck you gonna start the movie and not even show us how season died ?
Speaker 3I said that loud and proud too .
Speaker 4I was like what the hell happened to season yo I'm pretty disturbed by this , yo .
Speaker 1But there are people out there really that like these monkey movies , because last night there was a kid in the movie theater and this when I say kid , I'm talking like you know how you have like the little . Last night there was a kid in the movie theater and when I say kid , I'm talking like you know how you have the little fucking thing and you carry him in the front , yeah , like kid , like baby right , and the baby crying and shit like that . I'm like y'all really want to see this movie . That bad . Yeah , they probably kid that bad . They probably kid . Yeah , it's crazy .
Speaker 3Yeah , but no man , I thought it was dope and I feel like there's something about Styles , put it perfectly , there's something about the Strangers formula that just works . You can make a thousand of them and it just works . And also , you know , like you know , if you look at certain statistics , which is kind of how some of the Strangers movies are centered around , that's another reason why it works . Like there's like a statistic out there that you could literally Google . It's like in in 2021 , there was like 1.4 million violent crimes in the in the United States . Um , strangers part one , like that came out three years ago , focuses on one of those crimes . Like that's why you could keep making them . It's like you're just reenacting one violent crime out of like 1.4 million Art im .
Speaker 1It's like you're just reenacting one violent crime out of like 1.4 million . Or imitating life . So what ? Or imitating life ?
Speaker 3Exactly , exactly . So that's why that case worked . Yeah , so you can't do that same formal with a monkey ? He said you can't . There aren't 1.4 million violent monkey crimes that you can just reenact that shit over and over again .
Speaker 2I don't think so .
Speaker 3So there you go . Oh of monkey crimes . And you can just reenact that shit over and over again . So there you go , oh shit .
Speaker 5There you go , that's it so that's my dessert .
Speaker 3Also , if you are a fan of the Chi , the Chi is back . We're two episodes in . Maybe by the time this comes out we'll be three episodes in .
Speaker 2I'm really enjoying the Chi .
Speaker 3I'm really enjoying the shot , for sure .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 1Yeah , you probably have too . I have not been watching it . Well , shit , I'm one up on you . I have not been watching it .
Speaker 4Well , catch up oh okay so you're two episodes in I'm not two episodes . Is it two episodes ?
Speaker 3Yeah , one came out two days ago , the second one came out .
Speaker 1Oh , you know what it is . What is it ? Never mind . So this is the thing okay , right Liv tell the people where they can find you please ?
Speaker 4oh well , let me see . My Instagram is conversations underscore with underscore lamp . Facebook is also conversations with lamp and my sound ? Oh shit , hold on . My podcast is on SoundCloud and . I have a podcast titled conversations with lamp alright just just focus on the YouTube right now
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Speaker 3Ryan reviews everything except for the two monkey movies that I missed . No , it was just one , oh yeah , just one . So yeah , go on YouTube . Ryan reviews everything . You can literally just type that in the search bar and it comes up . That's it .
Speaker 2Alright , you can catch me Shadra at Heighten Heels on IG , and also Flights , fashion and Food on IG .
Speaker 1I'm just here .
Speaker 1You already know what it is . I'm just here . Wherever you can find them , you can find me . I'm out here , I'm in these streets and all that other good shit . You know what it is . Now let me find a button to get up out of here . It's that time again , and since we really don't know how to say goodbye , I'm not going to say goodbye , but listen what I will ask . Pardon , I'm not even asking . If you liked it , please don't forget to like , comment , subscribe and shit , and that's homework Also . There is no . Also , we'll catch you next week . We'll save a seat at the table for you .