Brooklyn and Cali Mashup, Life Lessons, and Too Much Game: A Candid Conversation with Uncle Dolemite

Join us for an incredible conversation with Uncle Dolemite, the host of the Too Much Game Podcast, as we delve into a wide range of topics with a raw and unfiltered perspective. We start off by discussing our favorite gangster movies and the art of taking chances. From there, we navigate through the realms of dating, parenting, and industry accountability, posing thought-provoking questions along the way.

As we delve into race, politics, and entertainment, we reflect on the upcoming election and the impact Joe Biden has had on the black community. The gentrification of Brooklyn also becomes a point of discussion, exploring its effects on the local population. In a candid chat about parenting in today's society, we examine the prevalence of drugs and the responsibility of parents to create a positive environment for their children.

This engaging and entertaining episode with Uncle Dolemite offers unique insights that will leave you contemplating long after the conversation ends. Join us and discover what it truly means to have "Too much game" in our ever-changing world.

Transcript

Styles 0:02

You are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast, the best hour of the day. It's the only podcast I listen to. With your host. Bless Jess and Styles. You already know we don't know how to start the show. I barely know how to say hello. I'm a man type, social like that, so shout outs to Pots the producer. You can find him on Instagram, but you man definitely blessed us with the opening today. Not willingly, brooklyn, but you'll get it when I play it.

Soundbite 0:43

Hey yo, what up? what up is your boy Pots? Look, there's no state, no island, no country that represents their country like Brooklyn Respectfully. Because Brooklyn is a country. They have a war cry Nigga, i'm from Brooklyn. That's their war cry. Understand this, no matter where they at in the world. If there's a problem, they're in the middle of Bangladesh in the sand and they beef with somebody, he's gonna say, nigga, i'm from Brooklyn, and upper cut a camel. A Brooklynite is a different breed. There's a female that declared war on ISIS. Represent Brooklyn ISIS. If you come to New York City and you try to blow anything up, but Barack Obama is coming for you, i'm from Brooklyn. I rap Brooklyn all day. She declared war on ISIS from Brooklyn.

Soundbite 1:28

You know what type of pride you gotta have to do some shit like that. I knew the love was rare for Brooklyn. When Biggie wins a Soul Train award and before he says thank god or shout out to New York, he gets on the mic and goes I wanna give a shout out to my borough. Brooklyn is up in here Now. If that isn't loyalty, i don't know what is. Hey, yo, since I was like nine years old when Will Darryl Yankevich was making his songs. He used to wait for the yearly wrap up every year and then someone decides to say, hmm, maybe I should take it, make it more ill and disrespectful, and yap that real quick Wave from Consider this me pay homage to Brooklyn Where Brooklyn at. That's it.

Styles 2:13

We right here. That's us, that's it, that's all. We're ignorant, smart. We need to grow the fuck up, just not today. Let's start the fucking show.

Uncle Dolemite 2:24

I used to be in love with this bitch. They me and J. They'll fuck with her no more. Now I fuck with Tango Ray. Tango Ray, hey yo, what's up? We need two shots. It's a combo.

Styles 2:37

All right, people listen. I told you this was gonna be a good one, and indeed it's gonna be a good one. So I got my man from the West Coast. Uncle Dola mate, tell them people what's good.

Uncle Dolemite 2:52

Good evening motherfuckers and motherfuckers.

Styles 2:55

Yo, i've been working on my motherfucking intros, but I'm just still slacking right now Cause all for the care or the audio, whichever you guys happen to be watching, or both or whatever. We had like a whole hour conversation and then I got to reintroduce them and shit. So shit's kind of awkward and funny. So, boom, what we gonna do is this I'm gonna ask you a series of questions, right, just so that people get to know you. You know the people on this side of things if they haven't heard of you. But before we even get started with that, tell them a little bit about your podcast, cause you are a podcaster.

Uncle Dolemite 3:29

Yeah, exercise Nadim is a bitch ass niggas and punk ass bitches just dropping juice from the perspective of a real motherfucker. That's really it. You know it's a philosophy show based on shit I see and shit I feel. based on shit I see.

Styles 3:49

All right, and what's so crazy about that is this if you went to, if you went to motherfuckers giving it to you in a blunt manner, without sugarcoating shit is definitely something to listen to, right, cause he's definitely going to give you something to think about. It's one of the few independent artists that I actually listening to, as far as podcasts go, cause most of us are all over the place, self included. But you know, it's clear, concise and it's definitely entertaining, all right. So boom, let's get into it. You ready? Yeah, all right. So text call or FaceTime.

Uncle Dolemite 4:24

Text Why? Cause I don't want to talk to everybody Now, depending on who I'm talking to. A face, if it's a chick, facetime, especially if you got some big titties, some nice eyes, nice pretty smile FaceTime. I ain't got nothing that text me.

Styles 4:44

I cool Shoot your shot of chilling the cut.

Uncle Dolemite 4:48

Shoot your shot, but that's also depending on who it is, because if she ugly, i'm chilling.

Styles 4:55

I ain't asking if he was taking one for the team.

Uncle Dolemite 4:59

Hey man, she thick, i might take one for the team, it depends. I hate you Depending on if I'm in a drought or not, but nine times out of 10. I shoot my shot.

Styles 5:09

But the internet, nobody's in the drought, brother, nobody's ever in the drought.

Uncle Dolemite 5:14

True, true. It's been too good to me since I've been single.

Styles 5:19

All right, just so I don't get in trouble, let me slide back over here to these questions. Your favorite black gangster movie? No matter what the black gangster movie, let's remove the black from it. Your favorite gangster movie? Give me your top three.

Uncle Dolemite 5:39

New boys in the hood counters a gangster movie.

Styles 5:43

Absolutely Documentary Okay.

Uncle Dolemite 5:46

Well, boys in the hood scarface.

Styles 5:50

Okay.

Uncle Dolemite 5:51

And shot us Okay.

Styles 5:54

Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite 5:57

Belly is in there with shot us. but is it, though? I think that yeah.

Styles 6:03

Well, for me I think Belly's over shot us. But I'm just surprised that you said shot us.

Uncle Dolemite 6:08

Yeah, like Belly kind of drops off after a certain point in the movie. It's like once DMX go to Atlanta, belly get kind of stupid. So you know, i think that's why I put shot is above it.

Styles 6:25

Cool, your favorite, your favorite gangster artist music.

Uncle Dolemite 6:37

Shit. Top three Okay Okay, number one probably dub see Number two probably Gucci man. Number three, let me, i guess I say a current motherfucker, that's a live mozzie out of Sacramento.

Styles 7:02

All right. So it's a bunch of motherfuckers I definitely don't listen to and only like mozzie I'm mildly familiar with, you know, and what I'm doing is like I'm literally after this. I always go back to Spotify just to listen away. Everybody else is listening to, you know, especially the guests and whatnot to try to tap in Gucci man. It ain't gonna happen, and I'm familiar with that dude. I'm mozzie, mildly familiar again, you know. So I definitely need to. I need to expand my horizons. I'm wildin out here.

Uncle Dolemite 7:38

You can have. It's a. You had to be outside out. You had to be out this way. Yeah, okay.

Styles 7:46

You know, it's funny because we got a lot of. We have a lot of artists, well, fuck.

Uncle Dolemite 7:50

I'm 48 years old.

Styles 7:52

So back in the day, artists it's the same, like the same thing, you know.

Uncle Dolemite 7:57

I mean like Black Moon would be considered like, and I guess, an underground artist but was like so big out here huge, exactly like a cool G-wrap or some shit like yeah, like niggas on the other side is familiar with him, but it didn't hit on the west like it probably hit out there. You know Bumpy Knuckles or you know Homeboy, who just passed away to Gorilla motherfucking the Gorilla, damn, trying to think of homey name.

Uncle Dolemite 8:27

He played big and not him, not Gorilla Black, that nigga from out here. I'm talking about a shit. That shit, fucked up. It's gonna come to me after I. Let's not burn no time on it because, okay, i can't think of homey, but he could wrap his motherfucking ass off and he just passed, probably like two years ago.

Styles 8:49

So okay, from the Bronx think so. I know exactly what you're talking about and see your slip and memory just fucked my whole shit up. thank you, because that's like the nigga literally is on, like he's in my top five, that alive, because the nigga's metaphors was crazy. Yeah him, it's the same nigga.

Uncle Dolemite 9:12

I can't think of that motherfucking name, but it's like niggas like that. That to y'all niggas. He was that nigga. You know that's how it is like with us. Like Dub is like one of the niggas out here. Okay, you know, cuz he was in West Side Connection with Ice Cube and Mac.

Styles 9:27

But I'm familiar with him. I'm super familiar with him.

Uncle Dolemite 9:30

He was the nigga who Crip walking.

Styles 9:33

He's actually one of my favorite in that whole situation.

Uncle Dolemite 9:36

Yeah, he was on the who was that shit? the, the Def Jam Vendetta, he was on that shit. You know Dub was on that game, but yeah, i'm still fucking trying to get this nigga's name.

Styles 9:51

I just posted him the other day, literally, and I was sick to my fucking stomach because what he did, what he died from, covid, and when he went into the hospital he had took a picture of himself in the hospital laying in the bed not on the ventilator, of course, but you saw my friend, the guy son yeah nah, it ain't him, it's another, it's like an older nigga, he's monkey hell.

Uncle Dolemite 10:16

Nah, i'm gonna find this motherfucker man cuz it's gonna fuck with me. Now not the nigga from um what you call it um and it's so fucked up these niggas, it's like um Sean Price, so it was longer. Oh, sean Price, my bad Sean Price.

Styles 10:38

I said bootcamp, click it nigga. You just went with it. It was like yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite 10:43

Yeah, that nigga Shawn Price was hard than the motherfuckin' pause That's a fact I couldn't think of who the fuck it was. I'm like damn my nose in New York, nigga Who. Everything I heard from the nigga was cold. But yeah, i couldn't place it. But like I said, out here it ain't like it's a bunch of niggas out here Like, oh, that nigga Shawn Price and nigga hard.

Styles 11:03

Yo, did you, have you ever heard the help? the Skeletor album, the first one.

Uncle Dolemite 11:09

Yeah, that's what was years ago, though right Like yeah, but he was he's in that group. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying Like I'm familiar, but not like how y'all niggas is familiar, got you?

Styles 11:20

Got you, that's homework for you.

Uncle Dolemite 11:22

Yeah.

Styles 11:22

Because the shit was definitely so. Um, i call. So let me see. Let me see at this stage of your life, what's the theme song. The theme song would represent the stage in your life.

Uncle Dolemite 11:45

Damn probably anything by Larry June, who you familiar with, larry June.

Styles 11:51

You got me over here writing shit down.

Uncle Dolemite 11:54

Like it. He's an. He's a nigga from Frisco. He make music about organic smoothies, investments and And just be a cool. Yeah, he out of Frisco, cool motherfuckers.

Styles 12:08

You got an album. I'm going to be able to find them.

Uncle Dolemite 12:11

I got a bunch of shit out. Yeah, yeah, he going to be easy to find He. He, he do understand, but anything by him like you ever heard of currency.

Styles 12:23

Yes.

Uncle Dolemite 12:24

Same type of vein. OK, cool nigga music.

Styles 12:29

Cool And I am going to.

Speaker 2 12:31

I'm going to ask you how old you are Leave that right there Oh 40.

Uncle Dolemite 12:36

Oh 40.

Styles 12:40

40. OK.

Uncle Dolemite 12:42

Young.

Styles 12:44

Young old. Yes, oh, you want me to fuck you out.

Uncle Dolemite 12:48

The fuckers don't know I'm 40. But yeah, that's a fact though.

Styles 12:51

I wouldn't have guessed 40. But let me fuck you out real quick, pause. So I was on YouTube and always go down a rabbit hole, right, and sometimes I forget to leave a Eminem trail to find my way back. So this particular time, when it's particular adventure, um, i was looking at this thing and it was like yo, america has you fooled. I was like how now? And I was like, because they tell you that You have an admit life, you can go through a midlife crisis around 50. And they like that's not the middle of your life, nobody's living to 100. Right, so it's like, actually, you're going through anybody from, like, between the ages of 30 and 35. That's a midlife crisis. I was like damn, i felt I'm like I'm about to fucking die. So what the fuck am I feeling? Is this like straight depression, ptsd, like what am I going through? What is this? Yeah, that fucked me up. I couldn't sleep after that.

Life, Dating, and Parenting Advice

Uncle Dolemite 13:57

I missed all that shit, but I think it's just like, literally, my philosophy. Like you never know when you're going to go, so just keep on fucking living. That's a fact. I got too many homies that got killed in Wilson high school, so it's like I'm on overtime already. Like I think. Like after my 25th birthday, i felt like I was shooting fucking garbage time baskets like nigga At this point, motherfucker, like this is forever Nigga to me. Nigga, like, literally. Like I had conversations with my homeboy So we used to talk about what music we want to play at our funeral. Like, yeah, nigga, i want, i want niggas to come out to the crossroads.

Uncle Dolemite 14:32

Nigga, i want this song and you know gangsta lean and shit, like, like niggas didn't plan on fucking living this damn long and being this old, So nigga me and like crisis was 16. Six.

Styles 14:46

Yeah, there we go. You write about that And we definitely going to touch on that, because I remember taking a ex-hailing on like my 20th birthday, on like my 23rd, because the life expectancy of a black child in the city at that at that time I think it was like 22. Right, and I was like I made it. I don't cross the fucking finish line and walk outside and get hit by a fucking car. Oh yeah, nah, that type of shit. So the other question I got more questions, not a lot more. I got more. What sitcom, if any sitcom, would you have been in? or you could see yourself living in, not being in, but living in?

Uncle Dolemite 15:34

And I think it's just because of geography, maybe like Moisha. Just because that shit was set out here.

Uncle Dolemite 15:41

Like that shit was like the times that I was like moving and grooving, so like, yeah, probably Moisha And probably, you know, like the niggas who live around the corner or something. Like the gangbanger, like bully and their little brother or some shit. Like you probably would have beat up Ray J or something in the show, like I'll probably would have been some shit like that, like one of them characters that they like, watch yourself This nigga dole a mite around the corner.

Styles 16:08

It's crazy, moisha. I wouldn't have thought Moisha of all the ones I would. I don't know. Moisha wasn't even on my fucking radar. Definitely a dope show, though It was dope, hey, brandy.

Uncle Dolemite 16:22

Yeah, because I'm like it couldn't have been Martin and none of the big ones that everybody talking to Martin out fucking nine years old, like I was a little kid and shit. So, like most of the shit that, everybody is like cultural phenomenons, like fresh prince Nigga, i was in Compton, nigga, i ain't nowhere near Billy. I still to this day couldn't find Billy on a fucking map.

Soundbite 16:42

I don't know what fucking Billy is.

Styles 16:44

So, that's crazy. Watch the new one.

Uncle Dolemite 16:48

Hell no.

Styles 16:50

No, the new one is actually way better. Ever relatable. I've seen the first episode.

Uncle Dolemite 16:56

Once I seen Carlton snorting coke I was done Y'all need his tripping. When I seen this homeboy saying nigga around him and he was cool with it. I was like y'all dig a shit, dog Yo and fucking Carlton was around. Carlton was a writer in the original.

Styles 17:14

He was, he was, but he was also fucking perfume. I couldn't fuck with Carlton in the first one, like it was just too much buffoonery for me.

Uncle Dolemite 17:23

Yeah, you know, but when you raise like that, it's like and that's the thing too Like I could relate to it because I knew motherfuckers, i knew Carlton's. I knew motherfuckers who was raised in the suburbs and all they knew was they white friends, like that was life to them. Like beat, they thought they didn't think they was white, but the life of white people was relatable to them. So seeing them move like white boys, it just was what it was. I knew a bunch of Carlton's. So you know, i wouldn't, i wouldn't matter the character.

Styles 17:56

All right, so we're going to go to the other side of the fence right now. What's the average course of a first date? What do you think an average course of the first date should be? Now, let me preface this with not. I'm not going down the road of if she's worth it, right. So on my, in my head, i've already put you in a place where, of course, he's worth it. Why would you ask if she wasn't? So let's start there and then move forward with the price.

Uncle Dolemite 18:25

About $300, probably more, depending on the type of date it is, because I don't think of it. It's a restaurant you know a lot of motherfuckers be like, oh yeah, man, it's going to be this much per plate. I'm like she a date, like a date date, and I like to go bowling, then go eat, then go to the movies And it's probably going to end at my house, so it's probably going to be a bottle get bought. That's going to come up to like $300, because bowling ain't cheap. You know we might go go card racing to some, you know K1 speed.

Styles 19:03

And that's cheap either.

Uncle Dolemite 19:05

Exactly So you know, we go have fun, we go eat, we might catch a flick, then we go get a bottle and come to the fucking house All that is expensive.

Styles 19:16

You're not taking a go-kart ride on the first date. I'm going to tell you why. She got put that fucking helmet on and that ain't going to fly, not on the first date. She's going to be like nigga. Nah, you can't see me like that, not now, because you got to take that bitch off.

Uncle Dolemite 19:32

It depends, though, you know, it depends on the chick, you know, because depending on what the hair look like, that that determines the fun, you know. But we got to do some competitive, so I'll see how you act when you get your ass with, because I'm going to beat you at. Whatever the fuck we do, whether it's bowling, we go play cards, rock go cards, miniature golf because y'all got top golf out there, right, you know we might go to top golf. All that shit costs money, so to me, first date, at least $300 dollars.

Styles 20:06

Yeah, i think my shit, I think not even I think my go-to back in the day was pool, like we going to play pool. You got to bend over that table, you know what I mean. You got to do that And I was trash, too Trash.

Uncle Dolemite 20:23

Yeah, i suck at bull too. I hate to run into a chick that can really play pool and I suck at.

Styles 20:29

She whooped my ass and I'll be like what the fuck, we gonna take that off a list of things to do, alright. So the last question Alright, so you have kids. Your oldest is about to move out, right? What advice are you gonna give them?

Uncle Dolemite 20:49

Don't come back. Don't do the best you can and not have to come back, because nine times out of ten, i'm not letting him lead a nest until I feel like he's prepared to not have to come back. So if he's 27 before he moved out, this bitch nigga, you got to be fully prepared to not come back to this motherfucker, because I need you to have a career. I don't want you to have a job. I don't want to be in a situation where I got to kick him out. I want it to be a situation where he wants to leave. He like that. I'm outgrown. This motherfucker, this room ain't enough for me. I got my, i got shit going, so I'm out. So the advice is don't come back, nigga.

Styles 21:39

Okay, i like that. My mom's is. Yo, i swear to God if, like some of my credit cards bills go to my mother's house and my mother's, like the FBI, like she opens them ships, and the first phone call I get is not your bill, is his. You like baby, you need to come home. You know you can't like the fuck out of here. Like your mom, you don't even understand. Like me coming home with the press to fuck out of me. Why would I do that? You know what I mean. If you don't spend a block on exes, you think I'm a spend a block on my parents. No, we not doing that. The fuck out of here. Can you imagine, bro, you in your old room, feet hanging off the back? That shit too small.

Uncle Dolemite 22:23

Exactly, dog. It's like I couldn't see myself doing that shit, you know. so, like that, that's what I'm telling my child. Like nigga, if you feel you'll ever need to come back, don't leave.

Styles 22:36

Now, that's a fact.

Uncle Dolemite 22:38

Like. My job is to make sure you don't come back to this motherfucker. I feel like if you got to come back, i fucked up somewhere.

Styles 22:45

Right, exactly. I don't want to be a fucking failure, so you can't be a failure.

Uncle Dolemite 22:50

Exactly Because I never went back Once I mowed out. That was it. Main course, it's time to eat. What's on your mind?

Styles 22:58

I got to work on my fucking transitions. I'll be over here like all right, hold on, let me find a button, found it. All right, let's have a conversation now. So, with the season again, like as I explained to you earlier, and the people weren't privy to trying to have, you know, important conversations. You know, doleys at the table, i'm at the table. I want to talk about some shit that counts, you know, and affects most of us, not all of us. Some of us may be insulated from it, but I don't think that enough of us are, and I want to talk about how we make a difference. But let's start off with two things. First, though, how do you feel about the Dalai Lama versus Cardi B? And it's deeper than this. It's deeper than this. I'm going to take this somewhere, but how do you feel about that?

Uncle Dolemite 23:50

I don't know what Cardi B's role in this is. I know what the Dalai Lama did, but I ain't heard Cardi's take on it.

Industry Accountability and Hypocrisy

Styles 23:58

So let me update you. She jumped out the window right, oh, and she was like yo, because everybody she had said something about it negatively. She felt how we felt about it. It's like yo that's fucked up.

Soundbite 24:12

That's fucked up.

Styles 24:14

Everybody turned on not everybody, but people turned on her in the comments. It's like bitch, you was drugging niggas. The fuck are you talking about? We're not talking to you. And then she went on a defensive and then she was like yeah, but you got to understand he's a grown people and he was trying to take advantage. Basically she was like listen, i got the drop on them niggas before they can get me.

Uncle Dolemite 24:36

Yeah, the streets gone, street dark and she was in the streets.

Styles 24:41

That's the fact. Let me take you down this road. We pick and choose who the fuck we want to run down on and punch in the face Right. Jay Z was fucking with Beyonce when Beyonce was a teenager. Jay Z was also fucking allegedly. Jay Z was also fucking with Foxy Fox, which was a teen.

Styles 25:12

Ilya, possibly Ilya exactly All underage. Now the same way, because these are like almost proven facts almost not definitive, but almost proven facts. Nobody's rushing out there to say, yo, that's fucked up. I mean, we crucified R Kelly for it rightfully so. But there's all these other pedophiles that's running around here too. That's not getting anything. Nobody's giving them any type of backlash or whatever. They're not suffering from it at all. In fact, it almost propels their current Right.

Styles 25:51

Because we look at I don't want to say we, because I'm not part of that but people look at Jay Z's Messiah, Almost Right, a business Messiah. It's like, oh, he's a black billionaire, but yeah, but how many faces has he stepped on to get there? You know what I mean. How many people has he fucked up? So the same way and I'm not saying that Cardi's wrong for voicing her opinion, i get it But only in that moment did you realize that you have a platform that you can affect change, because you're going to come out and talk about the Dalai Lama, about all of this shit that's going on in your backyard, you know, and nobody says anything but God.

Uncle Dolemite 26:35

It's two sides to everything. Because, on one end, like, how many fires are you going to put out? Like she be talking all day if she was to really try to talk about all the bullshit that's happening in the fucking industry. Because you know, like the late Gray, sinful to pee, said nigga, if we was to bring out all these motherfuckers dirty laundry, we wouldn't have no music on the radio. Like, if we was to really look up like oh, you know, marvin Gaye had a teenage wife.

Uncle Dolemite 27:08

a whole lot of our favorite artists from back in the day was marrying little young ass women and doing nasty shit. You know, it's a lot of motherfuckers got some nasty shit on their jacket. So it's like, nigga, it's a whole lot of motherfuckers who we hold way up here. They got some nasty shit going on. So it's like, are we going to really prosecute everybody? You know because, like, even with Jay-Z, like I'm not no big Jay-Z fan, like I look at him as the greatest rapper of all times but at the same time I do know about all that little nasty shit too. You know, because there was a fucking documentary that came out talking about how he probably somewhat single handedly, ruined Brooklyn. You know, bringing the basketball team and a whole lot of what that brought was gentrification. A lot of small businesses got priced out. A lot of motherfuckers couldn't afford to live in Brooklyn when that stadium got there.

Styles 28:04

I could speak to that because my brother and I actually had a karate school that was maybe four blocks from what a stadium is now. Now, the people that they did this place in that area, in that general area, they were paying a grip. So it's not. It's an area called Park Slope And it's an affluent area. It was an affluent area then before the stadium actually got there. So the people that actually got this place, we didn't feel too bad about because it's been happening to us, especially with the whole gentrification thing. Like you can go to Bed Style right now and walk around in two in the morning, you'll see white people walking around, and that was never the case If the stadium. However, when the white people get displaced, we didn't feel too bad about that. However, just like you said, the surrounding areas, because there are a couple of projects over there too the surrounding areas started getting whiter and whiter and the price started going higher and higher. So they getting fucked up in the whole situation. But go ahead.

Uncle Dolemite 29:12

It did So, like when it comes to artists in their bullshit. I'm not mad at Cardiff for saying what she said, because you know, just like in the Bible made he, without seeing, cast the first stone, like everybody talking shit about Cardiff. Nigga, let's not act like you ain't got some bullshit, like the only difference between you and Cardiff is This camera's on her all motherfucking day. She's getting interviewed all the motherfucking time. So sometimes if you interview me and you a thousand different times and was trying to get a thousand different answers, you gonna get some bullshit Right. There's gonna be something that I say to Charlie like damn, i ain't no Uncle Dolan, i ain't got a hand. Like that, damn, i ain't no stout guy down like that. Like damn, i understand you was 14, but for real, damn, that's crazy. So it's like I don't really judge motherfuckers like that. Now the Dottie Lama telling the kid to suck his tongue is fucking crazy. I don't think that there's no person who can't speak to that shit being crazy.

Styles 30:13

You know, and it's not funny, it's not funny. I'm laughing because the shit is utterly fucking ridiculous. Oh, and he did it on camera. So let's take it a step further. Let's think about all the people that we didn't actually catch him, or all of the other kids that we didn't catch him doing it to. That's, that's crazy in and of itself.

Uncle Dolemite 30:37

Yeah, and it's like when you think of the title of fucking Dolly Lama. Like ain't you supposed to be? like the perfect of perfects, like you? possibly the mother that don't make mistakes, nick, you just sit around, you know, eating healthy and giving good advice. Oh God damn that nigga. You a pedophile, that's fucking wild Dog. Like nigga, you couldn't get no wrong woman pussy. You, the perfect dude like nigga you should be, you know is nigga hide under the cloak of goodness.

Uncle Dolemite 31:07

Yeah, hiding kids under the cloak of what the fuck he be wearing, and shit.

Race, Politics, and Entertainment

Styles 31:11

That's a fact. What about Angel Reese versus the first lady? So I'm just talking about, with that whole thing where, where we're from, i think we can. I can speak for both of us. Second place is the first place loser. You don't get. There's nothing for that. And how we came up, you don't get. I just showed up trophy. You don't get a participation trophy, nigga you. You're happy to get a fucking certificate, maybe, right, but I just felt like Take Angel Reese out of it and just look at the team, right, so the team is mostly black Because there's a lot of other shit that went with that whole situation. But in her she let her air of discomfort actually show when she was like listen, why don't we just bring the white team with him? So I'll have somebody to talk to when everybody's standing around, you know, and I think that was just tasteful, i think it was disrespectful, you know, and a host of other things. What are your thoughts on it?

Uncle Dolemite 32:22

Shit, it was 100 percent racial Because, like I could see, even though in the history of bringing championship teams to the White House, they ain't never brought the motherfucking loser, they ain't never brought the Buffalo Bills, they never been in the fucking White House, so it's like, and they went to the bowl three times back to back.

Uncle Dolemite 32:45

Yeah, like nigga, we don't invite the Utah Jazz to the motherfucking White House. Like these teams don't make it My nigga. Like don't nobody give a fuck about no second place. This is America, motherfucker. Like just to land the winners, We don't do that shit. And the only way I could have possibly understood is if at least it was a close game. This shit didn't end in no fucking buzzer. They beat the shit out them white girls. So it's like it was like you talk about. It was such a good game Like they dominated these motherfuckers. That was no good game. Like these. Everybody plays hard, Nigga. The Celtics played hard in the last year finals and got beat the fuck up, but they played hard. Everybody plays hard. It's a fucking championship, Right? So you don't get invited because you played hard, You get invited because you win. You only invited them white bitches because they was white. Like everybody was mad at at Angel because you know she pulled the motherfucking Tony. Yeah, y'all, the goddamn flavor Flav.

Styles 33:43

Yo, I'm so happy that you said that because you know it was a real, that because you know it was a wrestling move. But the only thing I could ever remember is so seductive with Tony Yeah yo, when he was going, that's it, and he got it from wrestling.

Uncle Dolemite 34:00

That's fucking us. He did that shit before wrestling. John Cena was years after nigga, when Tony yeah, yo got out of prison. Fucking John Cena was probably in high school. Oh, here we go. You know, john Cena ain't no old fucking wrestler. John Cena is from the fucking late 2010s. Tony, yeah, y'all got out of prison in like oh two, oh three or some shit Like remember when they were doing videos he did that shit because he was on the run, you know and before that fucking flavor Flav was doing that shit.

Styles 34:35

Right Flav was definitely doing both, So it's like that's not no motherfucking.

Uncle Dolemite 34:41

Brand new John. John's like that. Shit got gentrified just like everything else. Like a white motherfucker, do it. And all of a sudden it's the John Cena. No, nigga, that's Tony.

Uncle Dolemite 34:51

Yeah, yo yeah, you just John Cena took that shit from Yeah yo, that's not John Cena's move, you know. So that's the fucking thing. Like, yeah, the white girl got it from John Cena, but, nigga, we're going to go ahead, take it back to where that shit really came from, you know. So, again, like she want to see white girls in the motherfucking white house. You better tell them bitches to play better next year. Maybe your ass to get invited, maybe your motherfucking to be in the White House next year, because the election coming up, your motherfuckers might not even be in the White House next year. Why are you bullshitting? That's a fact, you know, and the way she acting is part of it. You know because I'm on record, nigga, i'm. I've never been a fan of motherfucking Joe Biden. Joe Biden or the bitch they use to win Kamala.

Styles 35:38

Yeah, because I'm from.

Uncle Dolemite 35:39

California, where she was the DA nigga. That bitch don't like us.

Styles 35:42

Nigga, none of them do. They were part of the whole industrial prison complex situation.

Uncle Dolemite 35:49

Her husband wrote the crime bill.

Styles 35:51

Fucking crazy That's crazy.

Uncle Dolemite 35:54

So it's like nigga I know these motherfuckers is racist. you know like I've been in a whole lot of heated arguments saying nigga, joe Biden is way more racist than Trump. Joe Biden has probably done more damage to the black community than any fucking president absolutely in our lifetime, but possibly damn near ever. It's niggas We all know personally that have been affected by that motherfucking 92 crime bill.

Styles 36:20

No, that's a fact. So, I know it's 100% racially motivated.

Uncle Dolemite 36:27

Nigga, it ain't no motherfucking more racist than the wife of a racist white motherfucker. You know, if these white women weren't as racist as these white men, these white men wouldn't be getting no pussy. Okay, both topic on topic, though.

Styles 36:45

What's your, what's your thoughts on Snowfall? You watch Snowfall, yeah, what's your thoughts? I enjoy it.

Uncle Dolemite 36:53

It's one of them things. It's, it's. I kind of got like the same feeling I got about the NWA movie. If I remove reality from it it's very entertaining. Like it's the it's the stolen story of Rick Ross and waterhead boat. Like real niggas who actually lived out this motherfucking and existed. But being that Rick Ross ain't getting paid from it, i don't like that shit. Like I feel like them niggas. Oh, rick Ross, a fat ass shit. But as far as the content of the show thoroughly entertaining, great fucking show, shit. Thoroughly entertaining, great fucking show. Shout out to all those actors and how well they're doing these West Coast accents, cause to me I could tell they acting. Cause it's like nigga, we don't sound like that. But you know, shout out to y'all for doing your best to sound like us.

Styles 37:43

That fucks me up because of course I don't live on the West Coast, so I'm looking at it as authentic, like oh, that's authentic.

Uncle Dolemite 37:52

You know, what I mean. Like yeah, it's just like what we think New York niggas sound like. Like oh yeah, you know, these niggas got on denim shorts. Nigga Timberlands, you know, with the motherfucking wave cap under the baseball you know, under the Yankee fitted, like we just think you know facts be like oh yeah, he a real New York nigga. He said facts, he got to be a New York nigga Yo son like oh, he sound like he's New York Me nigga. You know he's talking about that.

Styles 38:24

The other day The whole um something and just the emergence of it, cause I remember first my first time hearing somebody calling me son, and before they, i guess it was loosely translated to SUN as opposed to SUSON. Right, we used to be son and niggas, but when you son and nigga is basically just that, i'm your father. So niggas like yo, what's up, son, like it was just like. It was a hard transition. You get what I'm saying. I forget what. It was a song that I heard and your man was like yo, i call you son because you sound like one. It was like oh, now we get it. So it's a term. If in there, man, it's not necessary, you're not trying to send me, all right, cool.

Uncle Dolemite 39:14

But it was all translated out here. Can't do that shit out this way, brother, we don't do that. No, nigga, don't call me that. Nigga, call me something else. You know, i see what you did there, but fuck that shit, nigga, son is son to us. I hate you, i hate you. All right, so boom, let's take a deeper dive.

Styles 39:39

My question to you is do you think that, um, do you think that the younger generations, uh, mentality as far as, like the whole, I want to say the black on black crime, but do you think that the younger generations thought process with regards to black on black crime would have shifted if pop was still alive? Possibly.

Uncle Dolemite 40:06

I think so. I also feel like it'd have been the same if Nipsey would have stopped. I feel like it'd have been the same if Nipsey would have stayed alive.

Styles 40:13

Yeah that wouldn't hurt?

Uncle Dolemite 40:15

No, it's, it's a lot of shit. That would have been better if the voices would have been as as big and profound as they could and should be, because, like I feel like as much as Kendrick tried to do, he didn't. He wasn't from it, like that. Like Kendrick is from the city, like, don't get me wrong, everything Kendrick say is true. Kendrick is from right down the street from where I'm from.

Uncle Dolemite 40:45

But the way that Nipsey lived and did it, a lot more motherfuckers would have listened to him. Same with two pop, especially the way that the elder statesmen are in hip hop nowadays as opposed to how they was back in the day. Because remember, back in the day, once you hit like 35, nigga did nobody want to hear shit. You had to say Period. Oh, nigga, you too old, fuck out of here. Now, nigga. We listening to Jay-Z, We listening to Rick Ross, we listening to Nas. Like these niggas are pushing 50 and they can still put out a project and niggas still check it out. Just like how, on this side of the world, e 40, e 40, probably 50, some years old, and on this side, cause I know y'all niggas, you got niggas out there to fuck with 40 and then y'all got niggas that don't fuck with 40 at all.

Styles 41:32

Now we're super familiar with 40, for sure. Because, it was like one of he was a. he was a huge commercial success on this side of things, You know at that time. you know his peak rather Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite 41:47

And see he can still put out a project and we're still listening where back in them days it didn't really work. So if Tupac was still alive I do feel like he'd have that heavy influence to really get you know, really stop these young artists from pushing poison to these motherfucking kids. Right, Because a lot of it, and I can't really say like it's worse now than it was in our day, cause we had a whole lot of gangster shit fucking it up for a lot of motherfuckers in our age group. And even you know, when I was like little, little like nigga, I remember when NWA hit and it was motherfuckers older than me being influenced by that shit, Like even niggas. Who wasn't from that element? just, I want to be like easy evening. I want to be like easy evening.

Uncle Dolemite 42:33

Cube and Dre And it's like the only gangsta in the group was easy And the rest of them niggas, were squares or just rap real good. But you know, these motherfuckers is influencing niggas to go out there and do stupid shit, Just like a lot of these young rappers. Now it's like a lot of these little young niggas is just idiots with microphones And it's like nigga. Why are you listening to this? motherfuckers, niggas. Why see out who be an influence by artists that's younger than them? like nigga you. Like 27 nigga NBA young boy. Like 15 nigga you over here letting this little nigga tell you what, what the gangster shit is. Like nigga, who raised you nigga?

Styles 43:13

you know, i think what it all comes down to is that check, you know, and they're influenced by not so much because I promise you, if that little nigga, they had no money, you understand I'm saying doesn't matter what the music is, they're not listening to this nigga. It's all of the other shit that was built into us as far as, like, we grew up on music videos. You understand, the music videos was life. We thought that the music video was reporting back to us what's on the other side, our door, unbeknownst to us. That shit was a fairytale too. You know what I said? I'm saying it's the chosen ones.

Uncle Dolemite 43:53

Huh, part of the problem is the money fake. Yeah, you know a lot of it, a lot of it. Rap is the new wrestling.

Uncle Dolemite 44:02

Like remember when we watched wrestling, we go outside try to suplex our little brother and shit like, oh nigga, i'm gonna go learn that stone cold starting now and to go hit my little brother with this motherfucking the Pearl River plunge and shit, and I'm gonna go do the razor's edge on a nigga when I get outside like, yeah, that's what hip hop is like. Man, this deep did you hear with that rapper said about slide on the ops because, like I got it, some of my younger homies in the hood that I'm from literally like nigga. Y'all niggas ain't from Chicago. What the fuck is this? this and dead nigga shit. Why y'all niggas got so much motherfucking hate toward niggas that dead already, like nigga that that ain't what we do out here. That's they shit. Let them do that. Smoking this dead nigga, bullshit, nigga. That's not us, you know.

Styles 44:52

I felt the same way on this side of things when I was growing up. As far as I don't know I can't tell you exactly when the bluzzing crips really started going nuts out there. We've had games, don't get me wrong. We had decepticons, all the possible types of shit. I mean, it's real shit, you know. I mean the troops and all of that. As a matter of fact, i think that Sean Price was a decepticon, right, isn't that nuts? and it was huge while I grew up in Brooklyn and I can't tell you when a bluzzing crips shit blew up I don't know whether it was after colors came out, you know, i knew. I do understand that it actually started on Rikers Island, for sure, you understand. And then it just that shit just spread, spread like the fucking plague and it is out here right now running around these kids to get to.

Parenting in Outside Influences

Styles 45:56

What I did want to talk about was the kids killing kids with no regard. And this isn't like the 80s, early 90s, where you could kill somebody, being underaged, and be charged as a juvenile and you'll be out by 21. This ain't that at all and they don't give a fuck. And these niggas is out here with nine millimeters, 30 in the clip with a switch on it. You know what I'm saying. If those don't that, don't understand, like that switch, you dump that magazine in like five seconds. You know? so I don't with me. I have trouble sleeping at night when I start to think about it because that's a whole other rabbit hole to go down. You know, i have sons, you have sons, and I'm like yo, how the fuck did I navigate this cruel world so much going on on the other side of my door right? and then I'm like I'm raising a child that I have to then let go on the other side of that door with all of that going on and I get sick to my fucking stomach. You know, cuz you don't even get the shit off the news. Fuck the news. Fuck the news, cuz the news is sanitized. I'm talking about when you looking at YouTube or you looking at tiktok, you looking at and all these niggas. Literally, just like you said, everybody's sliding for somebody and I'm like yo, there's so much more to live for.

Styles 47:29

The conundrum, i think, is how do we change it? who changes it? cuz you said that they're listening. The OGs right now. The kid, the kids don't give a. If you over 19, you always like you are all ahead if you made it past 19, so fuck the buff fuckers. That's just actually really old. And when I say really old, i don't even mean really old, i'm like early. I'm talking about like early 30s. He gets the one. He is shit coming out of my motherfucking mouth right about to touch 50.

Styles 48:03

You know, and I think that that's the problem with the community, because they deal with music, we do with everything, everything. If you're rapping there, cuz you. You had mentioned something earlier. It was like they was talking about Nas dropping a project, j dropping a project. You got to understand walking in the supreme. These young kids are not listening to that. They don't give a fuck about none of that just now. Don't give a fuck, because I feel like they were in a space where, if they have to think about it and really go into it, they're like I ain't fucking with that nigga. Give me a beat. This nigga.

Uncle Dolemite 48:36

Hit the ad libs and just get repetitive with whatever you're about to say and kill a bunch of people but see, i I feel like if two park was still alive, the influence would have trickled down, because at the end of day, a lot of, a lot of artistry trickles down, like the generation above influences the generation behind. And it was like a slow, you know, like a slow wine. It went from the hustler to the weed head to the peel head, to the lean head to now. I'm so drugged out I just kill them all fuck, because I done lost all fucking sanity off these goddamn drugs. So now, nigga, i go shoot them all fuck because, fucking nigga, we sliding on the ops we perked up, peeled up, whatever other little shit you little niggas is high on and we finna slide on some ops and it's like nigga, like I've told niggas, nigga, what the fuck is like.

Uncle Dolemite 49:37

A lot of you little niggas is from the suburbs. Who the fuck is your ops? the niggas who go to the high school across the fucking street like nigga or nigga. We played them niggas in football. They the ops or nigga? that nigga fuck my girlfriend nigga. He the ops, all nigga. These niggas is y'all niggas be making up ops. Nigga, like I tell them my cousin, i can't be tripping me out when I see like little niggas and they be like 14 throwing up gang signs and pictures and I'm like what the fuck that mean? oh, i just started. Look cool like nigga.

Uncle Dolemite 50:04

No, you, you learned that shit from somebody you know cuz, like just as a father myself, like I took all the New York Yankees shit out my son room. Like my son was like born the baby shower. His whole room is New York Yankees. Nigga, i couldn't name a single player on that fucking team. But in LA that shit mean, you know, depending on what area you from, that shit represent your neighborhood us, we the nutty block crips, so the y in or the NY with us. We turned it around. It was why in young nutties we was a nutty block, so we were the New York Yankees. That's what represent us in comp. So when comp the nigga see that in why they know exactly what that mean. Ain't no fucking baseball team. Us nigga, that's the nutties. You know our apartment complex in our hood we call that Yankee Stadium. It ain't got shit to do with baseball. Most of the homies we don't know no fucking baseball, won't watch baseball. But that's what represent us.

Uncle Dolemite 51:02

But I took all that shit out my son wrong cuz I didn't want to put that curse on her right, like I did that and I don't want to make that shit cool to him, you know. Because, like honestly, my answer to what could stop this shit is us, as far as doing our goddamn job. Like I don't want no rapper raising my son. Like I don't want my son to say, nigga, i was raised on this artist. No, nigga, i was raised, i listen to this artist, but nigga, i wasn't raised by no rapper. Like I don't want my son to think no rapper is cooler than daddy right.

Uncle Dolemite 51:34

I don't want my son to think that no fucking rapper got more influence on him than I do. Like I feel like that's where a lot of motherfuckers dropped the ball. A lot of parents sat their kids in front of the TV and let TV raise a lot of their kids like I'll sit that shit about niggas who we know in the streets, niggas who we know in podcasting. Yeah, like nigga, you a TV baby, nigga, i could tell you, i could tell about shit you say you wasn't outside like that's a TV show when it came out.

Uncle Dolemite 52:07

When you hear that song, it's like when I was little. I'm like these niggas is spitting. When I grew up, i was like what the fuck is? no more sausages. Mom. Like these niggas is saying a bunch of bullshit. No, but?

Styles 52:18

but the shit is, it was just funny and, speaking to your point, those were all television references, the entire fucking song and the entire career well, i don't want to say the entire career, that's disrespectful but that album it was literally all that. Not to not to cut you, guy, my fault yeah, and that's the fucking thing.

Uncle Dolemite 52:37

Like we gotta stop letting these outside influences be the number one thing that raises our children. Like I don't let my kids listen to certain artists, just flat the fuck out. Like of course they gonna hear it because they gonna go outside, they gonna watch tiktok. I can't control a hundred percent of what the fuck they consume, but I can have that that voice to be like nigga. I know you listening to that shit over there, that shit bullshit, my nigga. Like, just like when I grew up and I was listening to bitches ain't shit but holes and tricks, my mom came and pulled me out the room and was like nigga, sit down this shit right here. Nigga, this is a song, this is art, this is lies. This is something they said cuz it sound good, right, you don't know no bitches, you don't know no holes, you don't know no tricks. Enjoy the music, but that ain't life, my nigga. That's entertainment.

Uncle Dolemite 53:32

Them niggas ain't even living that life shit they talking about in that motherfucking song. And that's the thing. Like that's what I got to teach my kids. Like I got a shoulder. Nigga, this is wrestling. This shit fake. A lot of these niggas is telling you all this drug, shit and all that. These niggas don't live that life, you know, just like future, like now. Nigga like a raw vegan or something. That nigga ain't even own pills and lean nigga that nigga. You know that. Nigga drinking smoothies and shit. That nigga don't even eat meat and he telling you, get high and fucked up like just like 50 cent, make the song. I stay high all the time and don't smoke weed nigga like at all at all. You know these niggas job is to say what sounds good and it's our job to tell them that just cuz it sound good don't mean it's reality yeah, and I think the troubling thing about parenting now is that remember the just being able to live.

Styles 54:27

There's a noose around our necks because we got to constantly work, and if I'm constantly out of the household, how am I building a relationship with my child, you know? and then let's sprinkle a little bit of technology in it, right, so they're looking at we. I had to sneak and watch television, right, and I'm really about to tell how old I am, but my mother like, if my mother put me on punishment, she wouldn't know I watch television because she'd come home and fill a TV and if shit was hot you already know about to get my.

Styles 54:59

ASB, you know things like that. My child right now, he just turned 21 in February and it was. It was tough, right, it was tough cuz I could talk to him but, just like you said, you don't want anybody be cool and then dad, so I don't want to. I, i think my style was more of not really trying to be his friend because I have to be an authority, you know, but I have to be a respectful, respectful, respectable, excuse me, authority figure. I don't want to be like yo just do as I say, not as I do, type of situation. So you know I'm told to miss shit like that. But it was also difficult show, like trying to show him the repercussions of anything negatively that he might decide to do, especially if he's watching fucking tiktok, especially if I have no knowledge that he's watching tiktok.

Styles 55:57

You know my mother would know if I were watching porn when I was growing up. You would know you're gonna find a vcr with the visa. I mean the tape or whatever. You know you're gonna find a DVD. You're gonna. You're gonna know I could. There was no way or there is no way at this point because whatever it is they want to see or whatever it is they think that they want to know they can find they have access to you know, so limiting that access can often be futile. I like what your mom did, though. She sat you down. She didn't say don't listen to it, but she explained what it was. You get what?

Uncle Dolemite 56:35

I'm saying cuz that's my same approach. Like I know you, i know you gonna watch it, i know you gonna see, i know you gonna hear it. So I do the same shit. Like I try to be that safe space. You know, because, like I said, probably like two, three episodes ago, like I am my kids friend, like I know a lot of parents don't believe in being your kids friend, but as a friend, as a real friend, you hold your friends accountable. You know as as friends, you know as a real homeboy, if I see you fucking up, i'm gonna pull you to the side. Like fuck is you doing right now? you know, because I want to have a relationship with my kids where they don't feel like they got a hide nothing from me, right? like you know, of course, just as a parent, it's a kid's nature to hide shit, cuz, like that's mom at the end of the day, that's daddy at the end of the day. So, even though he told me I could tell him anything, i don't think he want to hear this shit. So I might want to keep this on to myself. So, as a parent, it's just my job to be like nigga, no matter what, it is number one. I'm gonna find out because I'm your motherfucking daddy. I pay the bill on all that shit you use. You know you're using it in my house, so I'm gonna know at least somewhat something of what you're doing.

Uncle Dolemite 57:53

You know, nowadays if your kid got a gmail or iCloud or any of that shit, like you can gain access to that shit. You know, like cheat code niggas, like check them, little niggas. Gmail You can. You can find a whole lot of shit attached to their little youtube page. You can literally go find the history of what the fuck they been watching. Same with tiktok. If you check out they motherfucking tiktok the algorithm will let you know what type of videos they watching.

Uncle Dolemite 58:20

You know, sometimes if, when my daughter sitting in the room fucking around on tiktok, i just stand there and look over her shoulder About five or ten minutes like okay, what type of shit you over here looking at. You know you, you can tell a lot just by watching that. You know, like really sitting and listening to him talk for a minute, you know what would you be watching on tv? What's your favorite show? What the fuck you be watching on tiktok? Who's your favorite youtuber? You know, like these. These be the questions. I asked my son, like nigga, who's your favorite rapper, what you like to hear. Dudes, you got the arks, nigga What you want to listen to.

Styles 58:56

I've done that.

Uncle Dolemite 58:59

I want to know the fuck you little niggas on, like what you all into, because certain shit, though Fuck you know, like my son, this nigga was listening to pop smoke. I'm like what the fuck did you know about this shit, little nigga? Like nigga, we from the west coast, why are you listening to pop smoke? But that shit, you know that should be cracking on tiktok.

Styles 59:19

It is.

Uncle Dolemite 59:20

So it's like all right, nigga, for sure, you know that's shit cool. But you know like I tell him, nigga, like Them lyrics is just for your entertainment, dog, you don't, you don't live that life, you don't know nothing about that life.

Styles 59:31

Yeah, and I think that that's the best approach, though You know that that literally is the best approach, because the more they, i just feel, the more that you push them away from it, the more they gonna want to see what's behind doing number two, what the fuck is back there, why you keep telling me I can't get back there.

Uncle Dolemite 59:51

If you telling me not to do it is because there's something that I want to do, you wouldn't have to tell me not to put my hand in a fire because I know that's. I know that's gonna burn, so you don't tell me not to do it. You tell me not to jump on the bed. Why? Because it's fun, is a motherfucker. You telling me not to stay out all night Why? Because it's fun, is a motherfucker. Everything y'all tell me not to do fun and shit. So, yeah, it might be dangerous, but I know that's shit fun. So if you trying to pull me away from something nine times out of ten, it's some fun to that shit.

Parenting Challenges and a Great Date

Styles 1:00:26

That's a fact, though That's a fact. So, in closing, my thoughts are it is extremely difficult to be a parent in this days and time, extremely fucking. I really don't even have any advice beyond what you. I mean shit. I got advice from you And this little nigga, 21 years old now, you know what I mean. Matter of fact, both of them is 21. So it's kind of like yeah, it's, you know, and I have a 22 year old daughter.

Styles 1:01:03

So, um, well, shit, let's take it back to the previous segment, my takeaway. You know, because I was paying attention when it's time for them to leave the house, you know, make sure that they equipped to not come back. I also was paying attention to the part where you was like, listen, make sure you have a career, not a job, and that's super, fucking, dupe important, and I think that a lot of adults could stand and learn something from that, not just you know, our kids. So you just raised a lot of motherfuckers with that one statement, literally, you know, because that shit hit different, you know, and I had to learn a fucking hard way. But, yes, you definitely want to have a career as opposed to a fucking job. You got any closing statements?

Uncle Dolemite 1:01:56

Be more influential than the influences Like. it's a lot of motherfuckers out here that they putting in front of your babies to raise them for you. Don't allow them to NBA. young boy not gonna raise my son Right.

Styles 1:02:13

That's a whole fucking t-shirt. My guy, don't be mad if I pop up and pop out with that. Be more influential than the influences. That's a whole fucking yo. My guy. Please put that on the shirt before this episode drops. Yeah, I might literally have to do that Like you're gonna have to, because that is a mountain, real quick Word, that's a fucking mouthful for sure. All right, let's move on. Bay night, sexy nights and good food.

Styles 1:02:44

I'm working on my transitions, bro, let's move on. Shit, irritated the fuck out of me before I hit that button. I was like, yeah, let's move on, just hit that button. I was like you sound stupid. Anyway, you already know what time it is. This is the time where you actually give us a little bit of. I'm not even gonna pause that You give us. Tell us a fucking story about that. About a good day, night Yeah.

Uncle Dolemite 1:03:20

My last motherfucking day night And I've been saying this shit since I've been single In order for a motherfucker to take me off the street, they don't have to sweep me off my feet. That shit really fucking happened. And this motherfucker she planned this whole motherfucking day. She hit me like what you like to eat? I was like shit, mexican food. I ain't really all that difficult to please. She was like you stand up. Comment. I'm like, yeah, that shit cool. So she like all right, for sure, friday I'm taking you out. So I'm like, all right, we can do that. So Friday, come, get off work, get fly, because I know I'm going on a motherfucking date.

Uncle Dolemite 1:04:05

Right, this motherfucker taking nigga to this Mexican food restaurant out here that I'm thinking it's going to be like tacos burritos, mexican food. This shit is like a club in that bitch. It's like motherfuckers lined up outside, bitches with mini skirts on motherfuckers in Lamborghini's parking. I'm like, nigga, this is like a cartel fucking restaurant or some shit, cause this shit booming, you know. So we in the motherfucking good ass food. I look at the menu and I'm immediately like not shook, but as a man, i just was raised like nigga, you pay for the meal, so everything on this motherfucking menu was kind of up there And like, nigga, the, the, the, the, the key was this uh, what's that shit? The? the market rate is like $25, $30. It's like $20 and $30 shots The food up there. So as we eating, i'm like, just as the, the old real cheat nigga in me, i'm like, damn nigga, this 50, that's a hundred, that's 75. That's 150. Damn, oh shit, Nigga, we have to like $200 right now. Damn, she ordered two more shots.

Uncle Dolemite 1:05:11

Fuck, now we're like 250, 300. Fuck This bitch running it up. So you know the bill. Get there to shit like $300.

Styles 1:05:23

Yeah You know, so I'm having my fucking wallet like this Yeah, this, this, the whole date budget, you know.

Uncle Dolemite 1:05:30

So I was like she like nigga, i told you I was taking you out Park. No, nigga, i got this. I was like, oh, i got the tip. She like no, nigga, you going to give me the tip after this shit. Go ahead, nigga, she pay for this shit. Go to the comedy show. Same fucking deal. Like you know they. Oh, you got you. Guys want drinks? I'm like, no, i'm cool. She like nigga, don't be cheap. Yeah, nigga, just get us a two of the same thing that we had at the restaurant and shit. So I'm like, all right, fuck it. You know, we do that whole little situation and throughout the day, she just was a cool motherfucker.

Uncle Dolemite 1:06:08

I didn't feel like I was being tricked on. I didn't feel like, oh man, this bitch trying to buy me. It was genuinely like a cool, like I'm not going front. I felt like the woman, nigga, you know how you. You know like, how you feel, like you want to make a woman feel on the day, like you want the woman to feel like I'm with that nigga, like, yeah, maybe I got this. I got that, nigga, i'm going to take care of you know, did it? did it Nigga.

Uncle Dolemite 1:06:34

I was like Damn, she had a bitch for real, like I like her motherfucking ass Like you know, after the, after the comedy show, you know everything is cool. You know we we doing the whole little thing because I'm still, of course, being a gentleman pulling her chair out, opening doors and shit for her, But at the end of the day, it just was like, damn, it's some, it's some women out here, that's some pressure. You know, i've been hearing a lot of shit amongst content creators and motherfuckers in the dating game, people on social media about you know. Just, you know, women ain't shit, niggas ain't shit. These women is gold diggers And these niggas ain't this Like it's still some chicks out there. It's just, it just depends on the nigga that you are to pull that out of a woman.

Uncle Dolemite 1:07:23

Maybe you ain't that nigga like that, maybe a woman ain't like you, like that, to do that for you And that's why you ain't had that experience, cause you know, like I said in the conversation earlier, i think before we start recording nigga, the dating game being great to me too good if you be on some real shit. But yeah, that was my dating story, nigga, it was fucking amazing. Shout out to her.

Styles 1:07:48

I appreciate it. Yeah, definitely shout out to her. She stepped up, stepped out. I don't think that a lot of niggas really can handle that type of pressure, though. So you showed up, you was ready, you already had the wallet.

Uncle Dolemite 1:08:00

It was gonna hurt.

Styles 1:08:01

Yeah, cause you didn't want to do it Like my. After this, we going home Ain't? no, there's no more stops after this That was the budget.

Uncle Dolemite 1:08:08

Yeah, like I told her, i was like if you, if you was trying to get me to put out on the first day, you succeeded You will show getting this dick after this day.

Styles 1:08:20

But a lot of motherfuckers is intimidated by that, you know, and they don't have to wear with all the actually pull the chick. If you got a trick of chicken to take you out, you doing something wrong.

Uncle Dolemite 1:08:31

You know what I mean, you ain't made no woman like you enough.

Styles 1:08:35

That's a fact. though That is a fact.

Speaker 2 1:08:39

Dessert. I hope you guys enjoyed your meal. Can I get you something off of our dessert menu?

Styles 1:08:46

I think that was the best transition on fucking night And that was it right there.

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Styles 1:08:50

I'm getting. I'm hitting my stride right at the end About the roll the credits. Nigga, you finally did it right. Like, listen my guy. This is not how I wanted to do this at all. Not ashamed to say it again. He's like one of my top five that a lot on some grown man shit, and Uncle Dolomite does a lot of a lot of things right. Please check out the podcast. You won't be disappointed. And I'm not even saying I'm not. This is coming from a nigga that don't listen to motherfuckers. I like all the time I don't. I don't listen to you all the time, right? Only because I'm in this. This is what we do, but when I need to listen to something or I need to look for something or I'm pulling something up, this is like my go to A lot of other motherfuckers. Be like, i listen to you all at shut the fuck up. No, you don't Shut up, it's not the case, but anyway, i appreciate you. Let the people know what they can find you Please.

Uncle Dolemite 1:09:57

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Styles 1:10:22

I appreciate you. Shout outs to my beautiful wife and shout outs to the person that actually drives me in this podcast world. Bobby, let me touch your podcast. We're going to catch you on the flip side.