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Ever wondered what could go wrong when ordering an Uber in your underwear? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos as we recount our latest escapades on the Brunch Hour Podcast! We kick things off with Styles' hilarious attempt at updating our podcast intro and his novice-level camera skills. Our conversation strolls down memory lane, reminiscing about New York accents and the endearing terms "ma" and "princess," alongside the sentimental nicknames we have saved for our mothers in our phones.

Our misadventure in Houston takes center stage, from delayed flights and sleepless nights plagued by beeping smoke detectors to Liam's frantic Uber debacle. You'll be in stitches hearing about Lamp's knack for striking up conversations with strangers, including offering candid advice to a group of ladies heading to Galveston. The narrative is a whirlwind of quirky human connections and spontaneous bonds, with plenty of humorous misunderstandings and odd encounters along the way.

We also dish out some hilarious critiques on fashion choices like Hoka shoes, share our taco shop experiences, and debate the tipping culture. Our Airbnb nightmare, complete with malfunctioning thermostats, will have you laughing and groaning in sympathy. Finally, we cap off the episode with a spirited discussion about movie sequels, especially the "Planet of the Apes" series, and Ryan's YouTube review channel. Don’t miss this blend of humor, nostalgia, and insightful banter—it’s a memorable ride with your favorite hosts!

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Brunch Hour Podcast Shenanigans

Speaker 1

you are now rocking with the brunch hour podcast , the best hour of the day it's the only podcast I listen to with your host styles . I like my rap on cello I promise you I'm gonna change that intro .

Speaker 1

I'm gonna include everybody . I just hadn't gotten around to it Been on my lazy shit and I should look at the camera . I'm looking at the cameras this time Well , not so much this one . This one is pointed y'all . I'm a novice . Anywho , yo check it out . Thank you for joining us . We out here and this is actually the Dallas B&B , not the Houston B&B we were in two different . I was about to call Houston a state . We were in two different cities Big enough to be a state . Yeah , that's a fact . And then they're like four hours away . That's a whole state .

Speaker 3

That little figurine is bothering me .

Speaker 1

You got to leave Goku alone . Wow , yeah , all right , we're going to leave it alone anyway . I am here with the team . Introduce yourselves please .

Speaker 3

Well , before we introduce ourselves , I gotta get into styles real quick , man . Um , I knew style was was a different type of dude the first time I met him like in person , because not too many people can get away with having like an inside out jacket , shirt , hoodie but style made it look cool man , yeah , um , there's something else about new york people . I think new york men are the only people who call complete strangers ma , and it don't sound corny so all right , so let's start from the top .

Speaker 3

I don't say ma because you never came up to like this pre Shadra days . You never went to a woman and be like , hey , what's up , ma .

Speaker 2

Yeah , he did it to me .

Speaker 3

And then that southern accent ate up that , ma talk .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , the southern accent was over Matter of fact . No , because it's funny , because I'm glad you said that when I met her she didn't have a southern accent . She hid that accent .

Speaker 3

That accent was in the tuck . She had that corporate . She was hiding the accent . Yeah , it was corporate , becky . Why was you hiding the accent Seth ? I don't think I was you was .

Speaker 2

I wasn't you was .

Speaker 5

Well , look , she ain't hidden ?

Speaker 1

now , she definitely ain't hidden now Word up my thing wasn't my , it was actually Princess . I would never say my brother would fucking clown me to death . Okay , I'm like Princess , you're like Princess . What the fuck ? Princess , princess , yeah .

Speaker 3

Well , my apology . I just stereotype all New York people as at least saying mom to a complete stranger and getting away with it Can we talk about the Inside Out shirt .

Speaker 1

Oh , my dad buys shirts . No , no , no . Oh , when you said I had an Inside Out .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , like . Yeah , you remember it was like it was , you know , back in the in January , back in Maryland . I'll pull the footage when we edit this but it was like an inside out jacket , shirt , hoodie thing , and it was just like . It was like a shacket , a shacket with a hoodie it was like a shirt , jacket and it was cool .

Speaker 3

Man , I was like I can't get that off . I can't get off calling like a woman , mom and sound cool . I come at them like a job fair . Hey , my name is Ryan . This is what I I do . Can I take you out ? I can't do no mob . Or princess , for that matter what you talk about .

Speaker 1

Princess is dope though . Princess , I think you can get that off .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's different , but I'll put a footage for the Inside Out .

Speaker 1

Okay , yeah , I need to see that . Speaking of which , because you said you can't get away with saying and Ma was a perfect segue into a conversation we were having yesterday . So what do you have your mother saved in your phone as ?

Speaker 3

Mom , m-o-m , let me see it . I can't right now . I got you , what do you ?

Speaker 1

have saved in your phone Mom , mom , m-o-m , m-o-m . What about you ? No , no , no , no , no , no .

Speaker 2

I wasn't prepared . Go ahead , I think , mom , I'm going to say mom , I'm going to say mom for 500 Alex .

Speaker 1

It's not , though I don't even have a button for that . Mine is mommy . Okay , mine is mommy , and I told y'all yesterday when we were having this discussion I might lose some points , but I don't give a fuck , mom , I'm over here . I love you , mom , mommy , mommy , listen , son , she earned it , she earned it alright cool . So once again , we have some stories . Listen , son , she earned it , she earned it All right cool . So once again , we here . We have some stories to tell you know , and we're going to do that in this segment , right here , if I can hit the right button

Houston Travel Nightmare Story

Speaker 1

. I used to be in love with this bitch named MJ . Don't fuck with her , no more . Now I fuck with Tango Ray Tango .

Speaker 3

Ray .

Speaker 4

Hey yo , black Thunder , we need two shots .

Speaker 1

It's a combo . God , I have no idea what's going on with these buttons . I can't . I can barely hear it , but as long as y'all got , like the little audible cues , we good , we good , we good .

Speaker 1

So , listen , I want to talk about and I'm doing this and I got a camera right here . Listen , I want to talk about . I want to talk about our trip to Houston , right , so this it was a two-pronged thing . It was pretty ambitious , right ? We started , but , mind you , we plan these things months in advance , yeah , right , so we're not like you know what , let's go out here and do this . Nah , like two days ago , we do this months in advance . So what I'm going to do is I'm going to let Liam start off and I'm going to just jump , because you left first . You was the one to leave first .

Speaker 5

Now actually no , no , no stop .

Speaker 1

I'm sorry . Let's start where it all started . Let's go all the way down the line , All right yeah , yeah .

Speaker 3

So my nightmare trip to Houston goes just like this Took a 9 pm flight which got delayed , got pushed back to the point where , long story short , I get to Houston at 2.30 , get to my hotel at about 3 . Mind of mine to say I know I couldn't go straight to sleep because the smoke detector had that beep that goes off every three minutes . And so you know I'm a stickler . I'm not going to say cheap or frugal , I'm just a stickler for money . I do a $100 deposit . I didn't want it to get messed up . So I double-checked with front desk like , hey , your smoke detector's beeping , I'm going to take it off because it's bothering me . They said , cool , you won't lose your deposit , just fix it . So anyway , hold on , I'm not going to let you gloss over that ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , I'm not going to let you gloss . Yo , ryan , you took the smoke detector down , yeah , and you went to the front desk and let them know you took it down .

Speaker 3

I went to the front desk about , hey , you messed with our smoke detector , right , you're not getting your deposit . So I was like , hey , let me let you know . So anyway , they said cool . So , mind you , it's a long-ass day . Like , by the time I take the smoke detector off , it's about 320 , 325 . You know , you finally almost like something out of a movie , you finally get snuggled in and you're ready to doze off . And next thing , you know , I'm hearing I don't want to imitate I'm hearing moans and groans of sex noises . You know it was like , oh , fuck this . I was like , oh , and so it's about 3.30 and they go into town . And so you know , like just to rewind a little bit , when I went to the room , like I heard Sade playing , but you know , by the time I got in my room it wasn't as loud , it was louder in the hallway actually . So I was like I could go to sleep to this , because it's just simple .

Speaker 1

I mean it's Sade .

Speaker 5

I was like I could go to sleep to this , because it's just simple I mean , it's Sade I was like I could go to sleep . I was like I could go to sleep to some Sade .

Speaker 3

It was like very low , but then all of a sudden the audible sex noises you know kept me up and it was just . It lasted for about . You know I wasn't clocking it but it lasted , I don't know , maybe 20 minutes and I'm like , okay , they had their fun . It's about 345 , 350 . Let me go back to sleep and , sure enough , 4 o'clock , round two come on and it's just like I'm not going to sleep . I think you know I wasn't in the best part of Houston . I'm not going to .

Speaker 1

Nah , nah , nah , don't do that , don't spoil my part of the story .

Speaker 5

Oh , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

Yeah , don't spoil my part of the story .

Speaker 3

It was like three rounds , like every 30 minutes , of just like sex going on . So we're going to bookmark that right . I will put in the soundbite yeah , what we're going to bookmark that .

Speaker 4

Yeah , you said you're going to put that in the soundbite .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah , you saw the video , oh boy , y'all messing up the timeline .

Speaker 1

You gonna put that in the soundbite but wait a minute , hold on one second . We coming to you now because that was that now fast forward to 6 o'clock cause you leaving your house to go to the airport . This is the story .

Speaker 4

He's crazy , oh when I went to the airport , yeah , what happened ? Oh okay , oh damn , yeah . So , oh , when I went to the airport , yeah man , what happened ? Oh okay , oh damn yeah . So I got up like 3 , 3.30 , because my flight was at shit .

Speaker 5

How long was my flight 6 ? Mm-hmm 6.50 .

Speaker 4

I don't know Whatever . Whatever , I got up early .

Speaker 1

Let's round up , round down .

Speaker 4

I get up like 3 , 3.30 , get in my shower , get dressed and normally because I'm a little further out , so normally my Uber take about 15 minutes . So get out of the shower , order the Uber . It said I'd be here in four minutes . I'm like , oh fuck . So I'm running trying to get my clothes on . Thankfully he went to the wrong address first . Hold on , you ordered the Uber in your drawers . Yeah , I did . That's where you put the clothes .

Speaker 2

I sure did .

Speaker 4

Listen , I wasn't worried about no pause moments .

Speaker 1

Nah , I wasn't even worried about the pause moment . I'm worried about the whole math that you was doing in your head .

Speaker 4

Like moment , I'm worried about the whole math that you was doing in your head , like you got your drawers on , you ordered the uber . Yeah , because I didn't , because , again , I'm trying to get to the airport on time , so I've done it . I've done this trick . You know what I'm saying ? The oj dash yeah I've done this a few times so

Speaker 4

I'm like all right I know it's gonna take about a good 10 , 15 minutes I get dressed , do what I need to do , but my , my man got there . I saw three or four minutes . I'm like , oh fuck . So I'm running getting dressed . I'm like damn . I got dressed like I was still in the military . So I got dressed real quick and he went to the wrong address which actually was good Went to the wrong address and then I was .

Speaker 4

So the crazy part was I did the Uber shit , the , what Uber shit . Oh , gotcha With a bride with a , pick somebody up . Yeah , yeah , yeah . And I'm thinking , hmm , they probably not going to pick nobody up , but so I'm going to ride down the road . Ding Ah , another ride coming .

Speaker 4

Oh fuck , but I still had plenty of time . But the lady gets in the Uber , she speak . She must have had a long mind because by the time the car got to the corner she was sleeping . So I dropped her off first , then took me to the airport , and normally Reagan airport is really quick Saturday they just keep need to line up the door . I'm like oh man For the check in . Yeah , don't go through security .

Speaker 1

Oh , so , nah , nah , I'm not going to let you Gloss over that either . I'm calling everybody out today . Okay , you wouldn't have been Worried about that If you had what .

Speaker 4

Plan Pre-check .

Speaker 2

Oh .

Speaker 5

Yeah , yeah about that . If you had what Playing Pre-check ? Oh , I'm just kidding . Yeah , yeah , I didn't .

Speaker 4

That's something I'm going to look into that .

Speaker 1

Yeah , please , yeah , that's yeah please , because now , now it's like three out of four had pre-check . I know she got pre-check , I got pre-check .

Speaker 4

Ryan got pre-checked . I got pre-checked .

Speaker 1

Ryan got pre-checked you ain't got pre-checked and it would be so sad if that flight leave without me because I don't have pre-check . Not even that . We just waiting in for you like , yeah , all right , check it out .

Speaker 4

We're going to see you at the gate in about 30 minutes . So the line out the door . I'm like , oh , 620 . So I'm thinking like I don't want a flight . I'm going to be good Because we board like 620 , flight 650 . They come stop us with the alert You're late , your flight going to be delayed . I'm like , all right , ain't too bad , Because I was kind of pushing for time anyway . Flight got delayed for about an hour or so . Get on the plane . The plane ride in was pretty cool , but that was pretty much my story .

Speaker 1

Boom , I had Friday Night Live the night before . So I was drinking , taking shots with Bob in Haiti , god damn it and Tiny taking shots on live , like throwing them back . And I'm like , listen , I can't get too crazy because I got a flight in the morning , right . So I did that and , mind you , in front of me because I have a bar , and then in front of the bar on the floor was the open suitcase that I was still packing , right , and I thought I had everything together . I've been packing all week , like literally packing all week . Shit come in , I put it in the fucking bag and I'm good , just keep it . Whatever , that shit didn't pan out because by the time we got off , haiti calls me Haiti drunk . I'm tipsy , I'm basically going in , we going in . Then Bob called Now it's a three-way call after the live , so we going in and I'm still packing and shit like that , eating cold ass french fries and chicken wings that I got from the Chinese restaurant before the whole shit started .

Speaker 1

Boom , fast forward , went to sleep , slept about an hour and a half , got up my Uber I pre-order my Ubers because it's cheaper , smart and I was going to what you call it . I was going to actually park the car at the airport , but the length of time that I was going to have to leave it there I was like it's cheaper to just take over , so took the Uber . Your man came 6 o'clock on the dot , got to the airport 6.30 . After I got to the airport I'm chilling . I get a text from Ryan . Ryan was like yo , make sure you have your headphones in . Yeah , what the fuck does that mean ? So I'm thinking me being stupid . Did I miss something ? Like I must have missed the text , because I ain't seen nothing that required headphones . So then I opened up the he sends two videos . Got the two videos and it's literally it sounds like a porn movie . Right , he's whatever . First video was dark . Second video was you laying on your side and I was like this is weird .

Speaker 1

I didn't think that through it was four in the morning yeah , I'm like this is fucking weird . And then , of course , the caption afterwards like yeah , this is what I had to deal with . Blah , blah , blah . Then I get the alert Right . My flight was supposed to leave at 8 o'clock . I've been at the airport since 6.30 . My flight was delayed until 10.30 . Mind you , we have reservations all over Houston that start at 1 o'clock , including a car rental . But we're going to get to the car rental , but including the car rental . I text everybody . Everybody's like alright . The only smart person out the crew this weekend was Ryan . Ryan was like I'm flying in on Friday , so boom , I get in . This shit is drawing . This is getting long drawn out , right Keep going , I'm going , I'm going to shit out .

Speaker 1

So I get to the .

Speaker 2

You don't like backstories .

Speaker 1

I hate backstories and I tell the worst stories For real . I get to the airport . Lam's already there . Lam's been there for two hours . Lam's been at the airport for two hours . Ryan's at the hotel right Lobby just getting talked down to . But hold on , though . What time you got kicked out my checkout was 12 pm .

Speaker 1

What time did we got in ? I got in like 1.30 . Yeah , 1.30 . All right , so everybody's been waiting . Ryan's been evicted , how you call it . Lamp is basically you know what . It's a good thing you didn't go to baggage claim . Yeah , because baggage claim at Hobby is like . I don't know if anybody's been to the old LaGuardia where it looked like a bus station , Right , remember them days . Yeah , man , we've been together for a long time . Because , they done ? Renovated that motherfucking area . Yeah , nah , they got the whole thing . Yeah , no , hobby is disgusting .

Speaker 5

It's nasty .

Speaker 1

And not the airport itself , but baggage claim , though Baggage claim is skid row . Baggage claim is literallyid row . Yeah , baggage claim is literally skid motherfucking row Badge claim fucked up .

Speaker 1

Right , badge claim fucked up . So I get there . Hey , go , lamp Lamp , text me Lamp's like listen , I'm going to meet you at baggage claim . I'm like cool , I just landed , I meet Lamp at baggage claim . You look like my security , you know , I look important , you know , and it was another hour and a half before my bags even came right . It was a super duper long day . I don't even know . Like alright , go ahead , I'm going to throw it back down the end . The reason why we skipping over Shadra is because Shadra took PTO for Saturday . I've been sick all week so I didn't Right the reason why we skipping over Shadra is because Shadra took PTO .

Speaker 2

I've been sick all week . I didn't . I didn't think I was going to be ready this weekend . So , I was sounding like her name is .

Speaker 1

All right , I'm sorry .

Speaker 5

Yeah , so I'm a throw it back .

Speaker 1

So after so , boom , we got . Yeah , got what we got , right , I got the bags right , we went to pick up the car , right ? Um , I want to talk . See , that's the thing I want to dominate the conversation I'm about to bring

Lively Travel Banter and Odd Encounters

Speaker 1

you in . So , for those of you that don't know lamp or no lamp , you don't know lamp , like you don't know , lamp lamp you don't know Lamp , like you don't know Lamp Lamp you don't know Lamp . Lamp will make friends out of a Lamp bone .

Speaker 1

I kid you not you think I'm playing . You know I'm serious .

Speaker 3

Right , yeah , I saw it was just like randomly just coming to Dallas . We just chilling , a couple was right next to us here , go Lamp , hey , how you doing , where you from ? Oh , really Alright .

Speaker 5

And before you know it he's like I know they're going to Baltimore in a few weeks .

Speaker 4

They from .

Speaker 3

Kansas City we got the best barbecue in the world . Well , you knew the barbecue . Yeah , I knew that . I added some sauce to it .

Speaker 1

But see , that was a true story , though they think that we embellish . And that was a true fucking story . We got on the fucking shuttle bus . Nobody spoke to anybody . The shuttle bus , the ride was a two , three minute ride . Got off the shuttle bus , your man is giving fucking lamp a pound talking about alright , have a safe trip . I'm like when did you have the conversation ? When did you have the conversation we got ? We got , um , how you call it ? Ryan's the widow , I got a widow magazine you definitely have the widow , we got , we got , um , how you call it ?

Speaker 1

Ryan's the weirdo . Yeah , right , yeah , I got a weirdo magazine . You definitely have the weirdo , and yeah , because everybody forget it .

Speaker 3

You know what I mean . Yeah , I got earphones on at the lobby . I'm um , I'm trying to edit some stuff .

Speaker 1

Hold on , hold on , Bring it back . Tell the whole story . I checked out at 12 o'clock .

Speaker 3

And you know , that's the thing . Like , if you like , just non-verbal cues , not everybody could get Like . If you see somebody with headphones , the first thing you'll notice is they probably listen to something . They probably just vibing out or doing something like that . I got a big-ass laptop in front of me . I editing some stuff . At some point I think I was watching Temptation Island . I'm doing everything that shows I'm not trying to talk to anybody . And here comes this lady . She's like hey , you know , I got some snacks . If you want some , I got some . First of all , she's like do you want a drink ? And I'm like this ain't a bar . I was like , no , I'm good . She's like no , not that type of drink , honey . I mean , do you want like a coca-cola or ? And I'm like where do you are ?

Speaker 3

you , you know I didn't ask that , like there's no soda machine around , I'm in this small ass lobby , so , anyway , it went from trying to sell me a drink so she got honey buns in the back and all this other stuff and I said I'm good . And the next thing , know , she's telling me about how she's short $24 for her house and that's why she sells stuff . And then she started asking me questions about what would you do if your child was a hermaphrodite . Do you ?

Speaker 4

treat her as a male , or do you treat her as ?

Speaker 5

a dog .

Speaker 3

And like the whole time , I'm not giving her any energy , I'm just saying , yeah , man , that's crazy , I don't know . I'm just saying , yeah , man , that's crazy , I don't know . I'm saying that's crazy , I don't know like 20 times , but you still just continue to have a conversation . Hold on . Yeah , I'm just like , hold on .

Speaker 1

No , no , no , no . I got . No , no , no , no . Maybe that's my fault .

Speaker 3

Maybe I should have been rude .

Speaker 1

I got the text message . I got the text message fighting men asking what I would do if I had a hermaphrodite kid . She asked me for 24 , which I told I ain't got it . He said y'all gotta save me fam all the time . We , we in enterprise , right ? So we in enterprise , he dealing with what he dealing with down there . Yeah , we going no , pardon , national , sorry , we going to national and how you call it . I walk into National . It's fucking empty , not empty . It was about five , six people in there , yeah , about six Going in with Lamp right , I just turn my back for two seconds , hand my ID and the credit card to the people . Boom , go do your thing . I turn back around Lamp over here telling these ladies what they got in Ohio .

Speaker 3

Like what's in .

Speaker 1

Ohio . Why you Go ahead ?

Speaker 4

Tell the story about the . Ohio , Okay so here's how I got interested . So I'm talking to the ladies and they tell me they're going to Galveston for the beach . Right , I'm like why ?

Speaker 1

You left that out . I didn't know that I've been to Galveston for the beach . Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 4

I'm like I said y'all going to Galveston for the beach , like that's not Radio Beach , like y'all didn't know , and the lady was towards the end . The lady asked . Her said , well , did y ? Wasn't telling me , she wasn't messing up . I was like , oh okay , yeah , because , nah , you're not about to get no clear water , I don't know what you're about to be doing . But Galveston not to move , that ain't it . But it was just fun because they was just , you know , they was so excited about Galveston , right .

Speaker 1

And thankfully I ain't ruining it for them . Nah , you didn't I didn't ruin it for them , but y'all definitely I didn't have no fun with them but they ain't ruined it for them . It's about to go to blows Like there's nothing and I jumped in . I was like they got the Buckeyes . He was like yeah , see the Buc . He's all yours . But they left and they was like we love Lamp . Lamp is the best .

Speaker 4

Look . So hopefully they listen to the episode , because I told them Shout out to the three ladies just hanging out at Galveston Beach , the Melville Beach . Yeah , I'm following one of them . I told them I'm looking forward to seeing the pics on the beach .

Speaker 1

Water and gravel .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I ain't saying they're going to be pretty pictures and the pics on the beach , Water and gravel . I ain't saying they're going to be pretty pictures , but they're going to be some pictures .

Speaker 1

Oh my goodness , all

Dirty Car, Missed Reservations, and Laughter

Speaker 1

right . So then we finally get to . We do get to pick up Ryan .

Speaker 3

Yes , finally we get to pick up Ryan .

Speaker 1

Yeah .

Speaker 3

Ryan is in somebody's back street in .

Speaker 1

Houston , right . So we go , go down the street and the street is like you know , it looked like a whole stroll , I kid you not , and the fucking hotel is at the end of the block and it pops up out of the fucking horizon like Emerald City . So it's like that must be where the wizard lives . That's the only thing that was appealing on that whole fucking block .

Speaker 1

So now I had to go to the bathroom . So I stopped dropping , roll , pull up skirts real , fucking ignorant , because that's what I do . Open up , boom , I run out , run into the thing um ryan , that nigga can't put his shit on fast enough , yeah , I . Then I see the chick , but I don't know , it just didn't click that that was the chick . So that's why I was like , all right , cool . I got to go to the bathroom and she giving me GPS coordinates to the bathroom . I should have known something was up there .

Speaker 3

You didn't ask anybody where the bathroom at . No , she read my mind . She was just like she read my mind , honey . She was just like she read my mind , honey . It's always this way when you go to the left .

Speaker 1

Yeah , and then Papi came from behind the fucking thing because you had to punch a code in . So he punched a code in and I'm like , yeah , I'm working together . I kept my eye on the door , anyway , so came out the bathroom and he's walking out now . Thank you for staying . Yeah , thank you for staying . Yeah , thank you for staying , because I didn't know how much trouble I was in . Yeah , I had to save my man .

Speaker 3

So by the time after she gave me to the , she was like I've been talking to you . Well , I ain't been talking to her , but she's been talking to me for like at least an hour and a half and then so she was like oh , he look good . And I was like alright , and then so he finally comes out and he was like let him know what I said and I was like alright . I didn't tell her until we left , though I didn't want to just be like , hey , you know I can put you on .

Speaker 4

You thought he was going to double back . Nah , I'm going to put you on .

Speaker 1

You , thought he was going to double back .

Speaker 4

Nah , I knew that .

Speaker 3

I knew she wasn't .

Speaker 1

She was flagging me down like a double cap . She was like come in , come in . Ryan was like no , we got to go .

Speaker 3

We got to go . Nah , she was like tell your brother to come in . I was like nah , Mm-mm .

Speaker 1

Mm-mm , I don't know if y'all , I think it was the first one right , and they had that bar scene and they had the stripper , the alien stripper , but it was the fat alien stripper . Yeah , I let you talk . Oh my God , yeah .

Speaker 4

Hey , back up four minutes , stiles , what's up ? Because we got to tell Ryan what we thought when he was pulling up . Go for it . We was like , listen , I didn't grow up in the best part of town , right , I look at style shit . I'm like where the fuck this nigga staying at , I was like . At that moment I said , yeah , Brian will never be in charge of the hotel , Never .

Speaker 1

Oh no , between the three of us , I can't go to the hotel . No you cannot .

Speaker 2

Never .

Speaker 1

Matter of fact , I was fired at once . I can't go to the hotel . No , you cannot . Matter of fact , I was fired at once . You think that I got here willingly ? It wasn't in my DNA . So we actually are cut from the same cloth Because this one right here B ? I used to come out here and she'd be like nigga , what the fuck is this ? Where we at yeah .

Speaker 2

Nobody stays over here . I don't come to this part of the town , the crack . I don't come to this part of the town the crackers don't come over here .

Speaker 3

So , ryan , you weren't by the galleria . Nah , I was at some airport hotel because I thought he stayed right outside of harvey . Yeah , I thought it would be convenient to my , to my guys , when they would go to pick me up . They don't got to go out of their way , they could just pick me up straight for the airport .

Speaker 2

So I was like you know what . Let me stay at this wholesome looking .

Speaker 4

I mean that was the good part . The bad part is .

Speaker 3

Your life was on the line , apparently , so they turning tricks next door .

Speaker 5

I'm like yo it ain't .

Speaker 3

No , I mean granted , I'm 40 , maybe the younger me would have been doing that , but I'm like ain't no way nobody got this many rounds at like three . It was like three o'clock , 330 , 4 o'clock , okay . Now I'm like y'all and y'all not sleepy at all . I'm like don't , I was not too scared , not gonna do it . I ain't trying to do that , that a knock on the door . Nah yeah , leave them alone , they ain't bothering you no more , they probably just filming you , they ain't bothering you , no more .

Speaker 4

They probably just filming an amateur porn on you .

Speaker 1

That's what I said because in the video you was like yo , this dude , there's a dude next door like watching porn . I was like , if it's that loud , they not watching porn , nigga , they shooting porn . Cut , cut , cut .

Speaker 4

Somebody's only fans is getting it . You not loud enough . We need you . We need you to be into it .

Speaker 3

That lady was into it . That lady was gluing an iron better than like Janet Jackman or some shit .

Speaker 1

It was crazy this nigga's a throwback , so listen , you just dated yourself crazy , I was I was like yeah , jenny so , anyway , we picked up the car before we picked up ryan .

Speaker 1

We picked up the car , let's do , let's go back to that . So we went to the thing to pick up the car . We picked up the car , fucking um , the car was all right . So she said , got a luxury joint . So we had an Audi truck right . Came outside . It was white . She said listen , I'm going to tell you like right now the car wash is broken , the inside is clean , the outside is dirty . And the first thing I said was what Got you a discount ? Here we go . And then she was like you got to talk to management . I'm like yo , I know y'all got to be joking me Like what the fuck are you talking about ? Like the car is dirty but you're charging me the same price . I thought that was built in . Like the car wash was built into the price .

Speaker 4

I thought yeah , chelsea with an A Can't be in a new town with a dirty car . Dirty car , I could start .

Speaker 1

Yeah , all right , so let's pick it up Ready . So boom , here we go . Now , trust me , we're going to bring Shadra into this whole situation .

Speaker 5

She just not there yet Literally not there yet . She ain't there yet , yeah Right .

Speaker 2

I'm enjoying the story .

Speaker 1

Yeah , so I'm enjoying the story . Yeah , so we went to . We got to . All right , got Ryan , yes , same here .

Speaker 5

Yeah , we had reservations right .

Speaker 4

Take it away , man . Oh well , we lost our reservations Hours ago , hours ago . But you know what , when we pulled up to so we were supposed to go to Lucille's right , I started to think like , hmm , houston's pretty crowded , we just going to walk up in here . But we parked , parked the car , we feeling good , we like all right , we about to eat , shit about to get better . Now , we about to eat and look , no sooner , so Ryan paying the parking fee . No sooner , as we walk around the corner , I say yeah .

Speaker 1

Ryan , we .

Speaker 4

Should be good , because I don't see Styles coming back .

Speaker 1

Yeah , they sent me on a dummy mission .

Speaker 4

Three steps later , who I see coming back shaking his head , doing this ?

Speaker 3

right here , yeah , so we not a guy .

Speaker 4

I'm like he said well , they close at five , they close when they open back up at five . Right , and I'm looking at the clock like it's 4.30 .

Speaker 1

I was 4.20 . Listen , but we pivoted so we had reservations for one 1.30,2 o'clock . We ain't hear none of them shits . And by the time we got there it was 4.20 . I roll up in there . Your man is like I'm like yo , yo , now it's still open , but not open to the general public . He was like nah , we open back up at 5 o'clock . I was like , alright , cool , thanks , yeah , that's all you can do . And it looked like the pool was going to be something From the pictures .

Speaker 3

I want to go back so I can travel and see it . I keep hearing good things about it . I really want to go back , oh you heard about it . Well , I mean just , I didn't , she yeah .

Speaker 4

Yeah , well , that's the only recommendation . Well , no , she never had it oh man . But she just told me that she recommended it because it looked good and it did .

Speaker 1

Hold on , hold on , hold , on , hold , on , hold on . So she basically was like when you come to my town there's a restaurant I've been meaning to try , but I heard some great things Like send me someplace . You went to Shout out to Donnie , I wouldn't get punched in the face , I'm just saying I'm just saying though yeah , so she , I trusted her judgment .

Speaker 4

So , yeah , I'm like all right , you go to somebody out of the city and they tell you all right , go try it . Yeah , yeah , and you know what I'm saying . She got like a um , for lack of better terms . She could be a little snobby about food .

Speaker 1

Okay , I mean , I think we're all a couch full of snobs . I heard that was a little worse . In what way ?

Speaker 4

Okay , Like I don't know , but it's worse .

Speaker 2

But you know what ?

Speaker 4

But , to be fair to her maybe I'm a little bit too lean , okay . So I say that , okay , it could be me , because I'm a little lean , like I eat something I'm like oh , okay , that was pretty good , even though it might have been disgusting .

Speaker 1

See , I don't know about that , it's not .

Speaker 4

So my credibility and I'm trying to gain it back , because I'm losing credibility with people when it comes to food , big facts yes , I'm trying to get that shit back .

Speaker 1

Big facts . Yeah , there's nothing you can tell me . Let me know more .

Speaker 4

And I respect that . Like the people that I burned in the past , I respect it .

Speaker 3

They tell me Lamb , don't

Taco Shop Reviews and Fashion Critiques

Speaker 3

kick fucking rocks . Donna sounds like the person she'll fight for you if you don't like your food and you try to be like it's cool . My friend said his food is bad . He wants to send it back . You'd be like it's okay . Well , I ain't sending my food back .

Speaker 4

Uh-oh Shit .

Speaker 5

Who fight for that ? Nah , if the food hit the table , and it's not good man .

Speaker 4

I just lost on this one , that food is not going back to that kitchen .

Speaker 1

He gonna get filet of soul that was dipped in mop water . How's that ? Is that better ? You got to know something too . Marinate it to your liking . Nah , I don't .

Speaker 4

I never send my food back ever I don't send food back .

Speaker 3

There's this movie . It had Ryan Reynolds in it . I think it was called Happy Hour . It was basically like a makeshift Fridays , when you send your food back .

Speaker 4

I thought you was talking about .

Speaker 3

Road Trip . There's some scenes where they fuck your shit up when you send the food back .

Speaker 1

I had an ex that worked at Outback and she used to tell me the shit that they used to do that mop water was a real thing . She literally I don't know I'm not incriminating you If you happen to be watching you shouldn't be , but whatever . But yeah , she was like yo , they put it in the mop water , put that shit back on the grill . And I was like no , and watch the nigga eat it . Yeah , so yeah , nah , don't send your food back . Room number one through five . Do not send your food back . Don't be nasty to your waiter or waitress either , because they will fuck your shit up and happily watch you eat it . They are sneakily standing by like is it good ?

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's sinister dog Word that's sinister . We just want to make sure that you enjoy your meal .

Speaker 1

That's it . You know what I mean . That's it . So all right , so fast forward . We did that , so now it's time to go . Oh no , no , we went to the tacos , so now , right , we're going to talk about hold on Main course . It's time . That wasn't a button , I was looking for at all .

Speaker 5

That was not the button .

Speaker 1

You know what ? I don't even have . It was a happy hour .

Speaker 4

Where's the apps ? You know what ? That was the main course . If we're being for real about it , it kind of is Fuck it . We went to a taco place , bro . We went to a lot of courses , no no , no , no .

Speaker 5

They're the taco shop .

Speaker 4

Pretty much . Anybody you hit would be sufficient , yeah .

Speaker 1

You know what ? So fuck it .

Speaker 2

Main course , it's time to eat .

Speaker 1

What's on your mind ? Nah ? So we went to get some tacos . We had tacos on Saturday for brunch , yeah Right . So what the fuck ? I had the fish tacos . I'm big on fish tacos . My baby knows all the fish tacos . She makes fun of the type of fish that I want on my fish taco , but I don't care . So , but they had real fish . They went fishing for that motherfucker . Yes , it was real fish . It wasn't the gorgeous fish of it .

Speaker 2

What kind of fish was ?

Speaker 1

it Probably frankenfish . I think it was tilapia . I think it was tilapia , frankenfish .

Speaker 3

It probably was . And Noah , I didn't order off the kids menu , but I had chicken tenders . I went to Taco Shop and got chicken tenders we took a picture of that shit .

Speaker 1

I took some fucking video . I got everything . How the fuck you gonna roll up in the fucking taco place and get chicken tenders , this guy two thumbs this way ?

Speaker 3

I don't know . I looked at him . Yeah , I don't think . Hey , I told y'all off camera . I do things for comfort , man . I dress for comfort . I order what I want for comfort . I don't worry about how you like it , we're going to get to the tie-dye shorts .

Speaker 1

We're going to get to them , and the hokas are calling the lamp . Yeah , lamp is on point with that , though . Look at you .

Speaker 5

I'm in love with a stripper .

Speaker 2

Breathe in and walk out Like what Take a breath like Stop , that's how it's done . Oh that poor button Go ahead the hopers we talking about those I

Speaker 3

guess we would be . Yeah , I got Hopers and what's up . I mean I don't know what to say , so I told Ryan oh , okay .

Speaker 4

So Ryan is attracting these people . So I told Ryan what you need to do is take a bath in some tomato juice with that scent up off of him and subtract these weirdos . And he had on these . What are they ? Hocus , right , the Hocus , the .

Speaker 3

Cloudwalkers Hocus , that's what it's called . The Cloudwalkers man I got on .

Speaker 1

Cloud . He got on the Cottonels edition .

Speaker 4

Listen , listen , these shoes are expensive , right ? Hocus is on the cotton nails of this shoe . Listen , listen , these shoes are expensive , right ? Hoka's expensive , right ? Yeah , it's about $1.15 . That's expensive , so they're not cheap shoes . Let's be clear these are not some old cheap shoes that anybody could go get . It's just when you see a black man with some Hoka's on . I just feel like you're going to talk to them a little bit , but how does that talk go ?

Speaker 1

How do you start the conversation ?

Speaker 4

Not like they're going to talk to me . How does the conversation go the same way when we was in the airport and you said , yeah , I like your sneakers . I don't think I ain't got that nothing to say .

Speaker 1

I'm glad let's get back to that . So you had Mr Friendly over here we in the airport and I'm like yo , I gotta do my morning after video Right For the Friday Night Live Right , because it's either that or death by bar . That's just what it is . So I was like yo , I'm gonna do it , started doing it , but then it was like about 45 minutes I was like yo , let me go check on these bags , I'll be right back . He was like alright , cool , mind you , it's isolated . There's nobody over there by this carousel , nobody , just him . I come back .

Speaker 1

This nigga's exchanging information with this dude , he's like yo , you know the sneakers in there . He turns around like he just you know the sneakers in there . He turns around like he just you know caught a body or something . And he like yo , these sneaker heads be they know what they like . I'm like yo . So we got Ryan , affectionately the widow , you know . We got Mr Friendly over here . This dude , listen , he can befriend anybody . I'm antisocial , antisocial . I'm not unapproachable , but it's not you . Look at me . You're like I don't want to talk to that nigga and I like it like that . No , for real , I like it like that . We don't know what Shadra is yet . We don't know . We'll figure it out . I just don't want to get it wrong . Word up , all right , so fast forward . Oh , so I had the fish taco you had the .

Speaker 4

I had a quesadilla chicken quesadilla , so the chicken wasn't seasoned , right yeah ?

Speaker 1

neither was my chicken .

Speaker 4

White .

Speaker 1

Mexican seasoned ?

Speaker 4

No , I had because the quesadilla wasn't that big , so I had some little chicken bites too . Those were actually seasoned .

Speaker 3

That was pretty good , but the quesadilla nah , so you wouldn't be going back there if you came back to Houston .

Speaker 4

No , listen that quesadilla could have been great . I'm not going back there Like . I'm not getting on the plane To go get a taco .

Speaker 3

That was an emergency for us .

Speaker 4

Yeah , it was . When you get on the plane , you gotta eat real food , not tacos , I feel you . But um Price was reasonable . Um , I wasn't ready for service Enough .

Speaker 1

Service what's ?

Speaker 4

that I mean he did bring the food to us . He did so did that count for service ?

Speaker 1

No , because I had to go to the counter and order it . I don't like the process . The process was changing .

Speaker 3

I mean the food was just cool . It wasn't anything special Between you and . Liam .

Speaker 1

Y'all the coughing crew , got the coughing quartet over here .

Speaker 2

What about it ?

Speaker 4

I don't know man , it's just heat .

Speaker 1

You should have sweated out last night . Man listen .

Speaker 4

You would think anything that was wrong with me would evaporate . Yo , that's a whole fact .

Speaker 1

This nigga didn't even want to get up this morning , oh , but how you call it , all right . So for me it was . Initially I had a margarita and I do want to ask you a question . So it came with rice , right . The rice came in like this little medicine cup right With like bean gravy . There was no beans in this gravy , it was just bean gravy , like where the beans at , but it was also in the medicine cup . So I'm sitting there like how the fuck am I , am I supposed to pour like one into the other ? You know the shit that you put like the condiments in . Yeah , one into the other . You know the shit that you put the condiments in . It was slightly bigger than that for rice , that's not a lot of rice .

Speaker 1

I'm kind of like yo just leave the shit out . Why would you even tease me with this ? Is this supposed to make me want to come back and go get some more ?

Speaker 3

Maybe , maybe that might be the clue .

Airbnb Nightmare and Taco Chip Tipping

Speaker 1

It was the sample .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 5

Is that your best ? The sample , yeah , yeah , y'all running with that ?

Speaker 1

Is that your last , your best and final ?

Speaker 4

Yeah , I mean what's the worst ?

Speaker 1

and final Fuck why ? All right , I'm going to leave y'all alone , but listen again . Like I said , it was $23 for a margarita and fish tacos , oh yeah fish tacos , oh yeah , so it was $23 .

Speaker 1

And at first I was like $23 as I swiped my credit card and you could like leave a tip , right ? So I'm not leaving a tip if I'm swiping and picking up my food , and no , we ain't doing all of that . So I was like yo when we was leaving . I was like , fellas , you think that you know , when you swipe do you leave a tip . And it was like I left him a tip . I was like for what ? Well , he did bring food to the table . Well , he brought the food to the table after you tipped him . I mean .

Speaker 1

You didn't know that it was going to go down like that .

Speaker 4

No , I did . Oh , you did yeah because they gave you the little stick with the number . Yeah , that's right , they , oh , you did .

Speaker 1

Yeah , because they gave you the little stick with the number .

Speaker 4

Yeah , that's right , they did , they did , so I knew somebody was going to bring it down .

Speaker 5

Yeah , that's a fact .

Speaker 4

Now here's the messed up part . When I tip , that don't mean he got it , yeah , but I was just like hey , my amigos , divide it amongst yourselves .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he's like I tipped the establishment .

Speaker 4

I did . I mean it wasn't much .

Speaker 3

Though it wasn't much , I would say if I got to do the majority of the service , I don't feel like a tip is necessary .

Speaker 4

Yeah , it wasn't . Let's be clear . I didn't need no standard .

Speaker 1

Yo , let me ask you a question when you come through the drive-thru for Burger King , you tip them too . Nah , I was just fucking kidding , why not ? You just said the drive-thru . Let me ask you a question Did she or did she not hand you your food ?

Speaker 4

No , okay , don't do that . He said don't do that .

Speaker 2

Don't . The man didn't walk the food over to us .

Speaker 3

He didn't walk the food over to us . That's different , I guess . But it's almost like if you go to the Chick-fil-A and you dine in , you don't tip .

Speaker 4

Chick-fil-A . They just bring you food , but that's because they don't have an opportunity to .

Speaker 3

That's true . Maybe somebody would , but I looked at the taco shop the same way . It was just like doing the majority it's almost like majority of the world called 50-50 work . I was cool on the tip yeah like I said , it's not like you tipped them like $100 or something crazy .

Speaker 4

Oh , no , no , no . So , because I didn't even leave the standard 20% . I didn't leave that . No , I ain't cool .

Speaker 3

I said nothing .

Speaker 4

No , no no , I'm watching , y'all do it . What 20% Huh ?

Speaker 1

No , no , I wasn't , it was matter of fact . Hold on , we just went . I think it was what she took 10 ? 20 . She took 20% , mm-hmm , 20% .

Speaker 4

Yeah , and they got I was 20 . Holy shit , 20% , oh yeah , not that long though .

Speaker 3

But I did like it , so I don't want to skip around . I did like where we went today Dallas .

Speaker 1

Sterk , hold on . No , we can't skip over the fucking Airbnb .

Speaker 3

Oh , you're right . Yeah , I'm tripping , can't do that .

Speaker 1

You know what I mean . That was a whole Donnie experience and all this whole bunch of shit involved . So we get to the Airbnb . After that , we leave there , we go to the Airbnb . Now , mind you , the Airbnb check-in is at 6 o'clock . No , no , no . Let me say it again Check-in is at 6 o'clock , right . Check-out is at 10 o'clock . Somebody's robbing somebody , right ? We only got that Airbnb is because the one prior that we have booked and paid for they canceled week of yeah . So Airbnb had to step in and then find a more expensive place and pay the difference , right , and they didn't want to do that . So we fought for that . We got that , but we did , and I'm like all right , so this is a better spot than what we originally had , that's what .

Speaker 5

I'm thinking it's like a door .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , we open up the door , it's already hot outside . But you know , we go into Satan's lair that's basically what it was Because it's hotter in there and yo it's like I don't know , I can't you put the house on . Literally . It was humid , it was high , it was sticky , yeah Right . So we're thinking , just like any other hotel room , you walk into it , so boom , you walk in , you got to start hitting shit to . You know , cool it off , right , we hitting shit . That shit is like it's just hot air and the thermostat just clicked and he and the funny thing about it is I think he knew that's why it was fucking . It was the , the bread of water in the motherfucking um refrigerator . Nobody does that . There's no bottle of water in there . It's just like like filtered water . My G , yeah , you knew this shit was broken .

Speaker 3

He knew it was broken , but he saw a lick and wanted to try to take advantage . Yeah , yeah , we did that . You saw Styles' pic . Yeah , you saw Styles' pic .

Speaker 1

Yeah , exactly , I had to change my profile pic . He was like I got her . Yeah , he's taking advantage they can't sling or rob a depth out here .

Speaker 4

Yo , that's a fact .

Speaker 3

He was like oh , look at this city slicker coming down here , I got something for you , that's the same thing .

Speaker 1

he said What'd you say she ?

Speaker 4

wanted to know what the picture looked like . Yeah , we gotta see this picture .

Speaker 1

Lam was like let me see the picture , bro , because we fucking up out here , I need to see this picture .

Speaker 4

Yo Okay , it's one thing to jump over a hurdle once , right , but I feel like each trip we jump in a hurdle With the Airbnbs at least .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , Well , I mean y'all suggested Verbo .

Speaker 3

I suggested Verbo , or , if you want to stick with Airbnb , hey , I got a nice professional suit picture . We just put my profile with your name and then you know , you use my official first name , which is Frederick .

Speaker 5

Frederick .

Speaker 4

Frederick who in the front don't trust a Frederick .

Speaker 3

Frederick , with the suit suit profile , you got it , man you right about that , because that's the second time .

Speaker 1

The first time they cancelled literally , anyway . Bad luck with Airbnb . Right about that , because that's the second time , the first time , they canceled literally , anyway . Bad luck with airbnb . Um , I personally don't like the way that they they operate , because if I go to a hotel it's not based on my profile pic . You get what I'm saying either you have the room and I can rent it or not . Now these , these people are putting their joints up saying it's available , now it's not available . Why is it not available ?

Speaker 3

Oh yeah , of course I'm joking . They should accept it , no matter what , if you're a paying customer , that's all that should matter .

Speaker 1

Yeah , this shit is crazy , and if any of you have any stories , I'm willing to listen because I'm disgruntled and petty , so I definitely willing to listen because you know I'm disgruntled and petty , so I definitely want to hear this shit yeah , and the AC never got fixed at the Airbnb while we were there too , never got fixed .

Speaker 1

It was 100 degrees . Donnie came through . We were supposed to record on top of it , not having on top of it , not having AC , the plugs we needed plugs for the mixer . The three prong joints right , regular shit , the 20th century joints , those joints , you know what I mean . Like , can we have those ? Nah , we can't have those . So all of them only had the two , which leads me to believe like there was a lot of illegal shit as far as how they were building out those rooms , right , and how they did it , because it doesn't make sense that you don't have that .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

Them shits can't be up to code .

Speaker 3

They can't be . You know they can't . It seems like some cut corners with that shit .

Speaker 1

100% , 100% . The rooms were massive , massive , three of them Massive rooms , right , yeah , it's like they ate away at the kitchen . Y'all really don't need a kitchen . It's like a three bedroom studio .

Speaker 3

Yeah , they ate away at the kitchen and the living room they ate at everything but the bedroom .

Speaker 1

Exactly , that's the thing . And that fucking little ass living room thing with that fucking velcro couch shit .

Speaker 4

Oh , don't forget about the memorial . Donnie pointed out .

Speaker 1

Oh , and it has some spooky crystal shit . Oh , don't forget about the memorial Donnie pointed out . Oh , and it had some spooky crystal shit . I meant to take a picture of that shit too . I forgot to take a picture . Yeah , because I went to the thing and who was it ? That was like , oh , maybe they're in the crystals and I don't give a fuck . Yeah , I was like they might be in the crystals man .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Speaker 3

But what I did enjoy , I did enjoy that . It was almost like if , what's the saying , if a window , if a door opportunity closes , there's a window . We did have a pretty good impromptu photo shoot because we couldn't record , though we did , yeah , the photo shoot was good .

Speaker 1

Thank you , donnie . Donnie you the best . Thank you .

Speaker 3

Oh yeah , and Donnie , she just needed to hear the word go and she was ready For the photo shoot . I didn't know she was into photos like that and I found out Right then and there , but it was dope , dope time .

Speaker 1

But we gonna , we gonna get a good one . Yeah , let's do this , that motherfucker .

Speaker 4

He's a real photographer . He was happy . He was happy , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 3

She was into it , I was into it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's like she's done this shit before .

Speaker 3

Exactly .

Speaker 1

Exactly she went from taking the pictures to directing the pictures .

Speaker 3

Yeah , she did . She told me how to you know how to pose and shit . I was like , all right , Don't tell you used to be behind the camera . So so here we go .

Speaker 1

Here's what we're going to pick up Limp . He going gonna do whatever . So remember , shadrick took PTO right . Shadrick got the PTO Lamp's out , you know . Now it's left to you know me and Ryan with the sweaty house and we old school with it . You know what I mean . I got nine years on this dude , but we came up in the same type of whatever and niggas is like we not staying here , we about to go do something . So , of course , what are you doing ? It's fucking hot . You go to the movies . You know what I mean . Go to the fucking movies .

Speaker 4

Go see something . Yeah , from seeing the fucking ice ice

Thermostat Troubles and Late Night Chats

Speaker 4

. Can I interrupt you for a second ? Yeah , this is how I knew how fucking hot it was you had . You literally said the rhyme Okay , y'all agreed on the movies . He said okay , yeah , this is a husband date .

Speaker 1

I was like what it's the husband date . This is what we doing . We can't , and he didn't even pause .

Speaker 4

You didn't say pause , no , pause , nothing , nothing . It's hot nigga . And in my mind I said , yeah , it's hot as fuck , it's hot . I done heard that man pause over a lot of things Smaller than that . He said he doing a husband date and just Let it rot .

Speaker 1

Just was gone and I was like a husband date . Like you know , niggas didn't need permission slips . It's one thing we can do go out and not get in trouble . Yeah , because it's good .

Speaker 5

You know what I mean .

Speaker 1

We get the hey how you doing you good , all right , cool , listen me and Ryan . That's it . We're going to go to the movies .

Speaker 3

What are you going to see ? The fucking the ape movie ? Yeah , the ape movie . What's the joint lamp ? Say Y'all into apes , sounds like it .

Speaker 1

Like it was a fetish .

Speaker 2

Y'all into ape play .

Speaker 4

I mean , I know that didn't come out right , but y'all know what I'm saying .

Speaker 1

We know what you said . She said y'all into apes y'all are the apes okay yeah , so , um , alright , so he's gone , we hop in the car , we gone . But before we did that , we , you know , I reached out to the host . I had to hit him and be like yo , I had to get that out . Nah , I know , I know , I know , um we all taking PD on the next . I had to get that out . Nah , I know , I know , I know , um we all taking BD on next one it's funny , this team was thin and they , yeah .

Speaker 1

So oh , there you go , nah , nah , nah , nah , there you go , nah . Nope , he wanna be a part of the game , nah . So , all right , lamb's out of here , right ? Yeah , me and Ryan . We like we getting the fuck out of here too . So I hit the host . I was like listen , x , y and Z , shit ain't working . It's cold , I mean , it's hot . He was like where . I was like yeah , he was like send me a picture . I sent it . I was like nigga , you want to send me a picture of heat ? So I took a picture of the fucking thermostat . Right Now the thermostat says it's 80 degrees , right , but we have it set to 44 degrees . I'm like what in the whole fuck is going on here ? So I sent that shit to him . He was like , alright , cool .

Speaker 1

About 15 minutes passed . I'm like yo you sending somebody . He was like I'm gonna send somebody . Cool , we left .

Speaker 1

We get a call at 9 o'clock . Mind you , we checked in at 6 o'clock . We get a call at 9 o'clock and the lady's like the host is outside . I'm like , alright , send him in . So , like the host is outside , I'm like , alright , send him in . So he goes in , he leaves , she texts me back or messages back and she's like listen , he said you guys had it set wrong . Oh , okay , there was no direction on how to set it right , but we was fine with that though I'm fine with anything that sounds like a solution . I'm like alright , cool , so we gonna leave this fucking icebox and we're going to get back and we're going to have , like you know , a continuation of an icebox . We got in there and the shit lit up . It wasn't lighting up before , right , so the shit lit up and some numbers was moving , right , but the motherfucking , the vents and shit still was like and I was like the fuck , I can't , I can't , yeah , I can't .

Speaker 3

It was a thermostat . Yeah , I think it was a thermostat . No , it wasn't . It wasn't actually I spoke to him today .

Speaker 1

It wasn't . It wasn't a thermostat at all . Fuck the thermostat . You know those things that was outside , I don't know .

Speaker 4

Oh yeah , that was one of them .

Speaker 1

It was one of them . That was , that was for the other unit . They were good , okay , our shit was not moving at all . But my thing is , motherfucker , when you because you walked past it going into the apartment , I mean the fucking unit , you literally walked past it . How dare you go in there ? Look at the thing like you know . Y'all fucked up . You know you should have had it on X , y and Z what .

Speaker 3

Yeah , you see , it's not moving .

Speaker 1

That shit wasn't moving at all , nothing . So that was that . Yeah , so , lamp , you know , lamp comes home , pardon , home for the night Pause . And , um , yo , how was it , lamp ? Yo , everything was da door Sits down and we can . We had another Two hour conversation . It wasn't two , it wasn't two , it wasn't two .

Speaker 4

It felt like two , bro . It was a long one , though .

Speaker 1

We both having we . So I'm Alright . This is gonna sound crazy , but fuck y'all . I had a time , so I'm laying down , I'm laying down , I'm laying down .

Speaker 1

He's sitting on some like when , I tell you , these rooms are huge , these rooms are fucking . This nigga's nowhere near me Huge , that's how big the fucking room was . He's sitting down and we having a come to Jesus moment , right . So we're talking and as we're talking , we're so fucking tired and I'm like I'm not going to sleep . It's too fucking hot , I can't sleep . I'm wired too . So we're talking .

Speaker 1

Niggas is nodding off like two babies at the bottom . I'm like yo and you know what . Niggas was nine . So he get up . He's like all right , fuck it . Right , fucking , I'm gonna go take a shower and then I'm going to bed . I'm like all right , you do that . So I'm laying there . Now I'm whining , I'm up up , right . So I'm like I ain't fucking with that , I ain't ain't no showers involved . I can't sleep , I'm hot , I'm aggy , blah , blah , blah . So then I go on live . I go on live and I'm like yo man , I text Liam , yo , you still up . He was like I'm up , like yo , you want to go live . He was like yeah , let me , let me boom , boom , whatever . He go back in the room , hop on a live . Now we talking shit and you'd be amazed at how many motherfuckers are up at 5 o'clock in the morning .

Speaker 3

It wasn't 5 o'clock , it was actually like Like 2 , son , yeah , I'm 2 . Yeah , so y'all wild .

Speaker 1

Yeah , and engaging Like wild . Yeah , right , shout out to Jay from Mind Triggers . He was at happy hour and he was in the room .

Speaker 3

Yeah , he was drinking because he asked us how long was the drive . I'm like from where ? From New York ?

Speaker 1

we didn't drive to Houston from New York , but he had seen your story when we was doing the road .

Speaker 3

I said something about the road trip he seen the story my phone be you know whatever . I want to hear about Lamps Evening the story . You know I'm phobic . You know whatever ? Oh man , I want to hear about Lamp's email when he went out .

Speaker 4

Didn't we say we were going to do a whole ?

Speaker 3

Oh yeah , my bad , we're going to circle back Because I have questions .

Speaker 2

And I saw the pictures .

Speaker 4

Oh , oh , it was just one picture right when you got something on .

Speaker 2

Nah , it was only that one .

Speaker 1

It was like man used to be for the streets . Now he , uh , he , inside , back inside . Nah , nah , still , we'll find out . Still moving , I love that . So boom , um , all right . So lamb go , we get off alive . Lamb goes to sleep . I go to bed , right , so oh . But before he goes to sleep he's like yo , what time you gonna get up ? I was like I think I'm gonna get up around 6 30 . He was like I'm gonna get up around six . No , no six , 30s . It was switch , so I said six .

Speaker 4

Then I said six .

Speaker 1

You said 6 , 30 , so I was like , and you was like that's why I'm gonna take a shower now . So I ain't gotta , I'm like all right , cool , I ain't fucking with that , I'm just , I'm mad , I'm just hot right . So I opened up my ipad because , mind you , we didn't even know how to work the fucking tvs . That's how janky this shit was . Nope , like whatever . And then he had a fucking couch or a little fucking love seat under the television , like literally under the television .

Speaker 3

It's the dumbest shit .

Speaker 1

I ever seen in my life that was different .

Speaker 4

That was a chair , though .

Speaker 1

Huh , it was a chair , it was a chair .

Speaker 4

There you go . I fell out of it , I know .

Speaker 1

Bro , what about that walk-in closet ? How lot of it , I know , bro , what about that walk-in closet ? How about that ? Walk-in which one , the one that was in my room . Oh yeah , that little fucking the home movie joint , yeah .

Speaker 2

I'm glad I took PTO , kidding that , yeah , you wouldn't have liked it at all .

Speaker 1

I'm glad I took it .

Speaker 4

You'd have been miserable and I'd have been miserable because you miserable then I'll just it just been misery that was not a spot for a woman at all , it's a house full of miserable people , even Donnie .

Speaker 1

I think Donnie came back in that house one time . She was like , yeah , alright .

Speaker 4

Yeah , once you got a taste of outside , that was it . Oh yeah , she ain't come back inside after that .

Speaker 3

She was like y'all gonna mess this , oh it already did that , Wait what , oh God ?

Speaker 1

Gildani Ryan and I , and she has nothing to do with this dude's statements right now , nah nah , she said herself her hair was messed up , so I'm just going by her . This nigga walk around with a shovel . He's like I'm going to dig a hole nigga . I mean , look at this thing .

Speaker 4

She said it herself she took a great picture .

Speaker 3

Yeah , that's true .

Speaker 1

I was cool with it . Nah , it was okay . You can't tell a woman that her hair looks good if she thinks her hair looks bad . You will never fucking win that argument . It looks good , nah , it don't Fuck it , it look bad . I can't believe . You looks good , nah , it don't Fuck it , it look bad .

Speaker 2

I can't believe you said that . Yeah , it's fucking World War X .

Speaker 1

You just gotta be quiet , yeah , just like , let her ride . And then it's like you never listen to me .

Speaker 3

I'm listening right now , I just I'm PTSD , i'ma blink twice .

Speaker 1

I need help .

Speaker 3

Yeah , nah , nah . It was a good time , though , man . I really enjoyed it . I mean , outside of the missteps in Houston , I would have liked the redeeming factor it was definitely the photo shoot , the manly date or whatever you want to call it the husband date .

Speaker 3

The husband date was cool , you know , and the movie was I'd wait for it to come on TV . The Husband Date the Husband Date was cool , you know , and the movie was I'd wait for it to come on TV . The Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Nah , man , I think , some movies that just spend way too long with a franchise , and I feel like it's okay to put some franchises to bed . And the same goes for Fast and Furious , all types of stuff , you know . But that's money though .

Speaker 3

I mean franchises to bed , and the same goes for Fast and Furious , all types of stuff you know . But that's money though . I mean , I guess , if you make the same movie and you got a fan base for it , if it ain't broke don't fix it . But it's , I guess , for me minor , minor spoiler alert if you haven't seen the latest 8 movie . But like once the Once the main monkey is gone , he was gone and we didn't even get to see him go . Yeah , it was like once the main monkey gone .

Speaker 1

I'm like . All right , I'm cool man . They just had like some fucking subtitles , like Caesar's Day , I'm like , but we didn't even first of all you know .

Speaker 3

It felt like this felt like it was supposed to be like a reboot the main character gone . You got some new monkey named Noah and his friends and somebody else who pretends Somebody else is . Like Another spoiler alert . I'm sorry .

Speaker 4

How many spoilers you gonna get ? This is my last one .

Speaker 3

There's another monkey who pretends he's the new Monkey in charge .

Speaker 1

Head monkey in charge , he the new Caesar in charge .

Speaker 3

You know what I'm saying ? Yo fuck that listen .

Speaker 1

spoiler alert across the board , so you might as well just stop right now if you're not trying to hear about the movie , or fast forward , just fast forward it . There won't be any time , samson , this motherfucker , to assist you with getting to your next waypoint . But that's fine , listen . Where is this ? Caesar died , damn , just like that . We didn't even know , but we didn't even know .

Speaker 3

We didn't know how we were going to do it . Yeah .

Speaker 1

It was just like some Star Wars intro with some scrolling text and Caesar's dead .

Speaker 4

Okay , let me stop y'all , okay , because I didn't see the movie . You not going to see it ? No , I thought you said you weren't going to see it , I I'm not Okay , but my cousin told me word on the street is Caesar got . I think he told me Caesar got killed in a war .

Speaker 1

What the fuck ? He seen a movie that we didn't see In the last okay , did y'all see the last pandemic ?

Speaker 2

Yeah .

Speaker 3

I ain't seen it .

Speaker 4

I seen it , you seen it .

Speaker 3

I ain't seen it .

Speaker 4

He didn't get killed in the last one I didn't see Caesar dead Because my cousin is in . He's a pretty good .

Speaker 1

What's your cousin's name ? What's your cousin's name , jp ? Who , jp ? Jp , check it out . Stay out of my inbox . No , I don't think , because I be popping shit , and when I say I be popping shit meaning my facts might not be all the way right . Maybe Caesar did die in the last movie .

Speaker 4

I missed it . He told me that's what happened to Caesar .

Speaker 1

He got killed . He saw the second one , I mean this one , that's out now he's in the apes , so I'm done .

Speaker 3

That's a good

Sci-Fi Movie Sequel Critique

Speaker 3

callback . I skipped a few . I ain't go far . I might have skipped , like two of them .

Speaker 4

Okay , so now y'all making me mad . No , I think I've seen them all .

Speaker 1

I've seen a bunch of them .

Speaker 3

You can't recall I skipped . He's skipping them yeah .

Speaker 1

I skipped like two and I'm disappointed in him because he's the critic so you can't get up here saying what the hell happened this season .

Speaker 3

I had to shut the blame a little bit come on bro what the fuck is wrong with you . I mean , you're right , it still felt like a spin off . I'm coming back , like you a sisful , no having I come back like a , like a absent father .

Speaker 1

I mean I'm coming back , like you , a sister no having a brother .

Speaker 4

Yeah , I come back like a . Like a absent father , like what happened I mean I'm like Like you can't , be like , well , wait a minute . What happened to Caesar ? Yeah , you can , sure you can . No , not . When you just sat here and said I already watched the last couple .

Speaker 1

But see , this is the thing . Maybe I , maybe , that's what .

Speaker 4

Happened to Caesar . It's the last couple that you didn't watch .

Speaker 3

Alright . Well , hey , I'm gonna have to just Wikipedia the last movie and just get caught up and see how some of that is oh , you're not even gonna watch the last movie . I'm not into the . I mean , I ain't into all the monkey movies like this .

Speaker 2

I ain't into all of them , not monkey movies , no , I movie .

Speaker 3

I mean like the drug that had your man , what's his name ? The guy from he hang with Seth .

Speaker 5

Rogen no not .

Speaker 3

Mothwater , the main character who helped raise Caesar in the first one . Yeah , that movie was fly it was ?

Speaker 1

I thought it was dope , it was . We didn't release him to the wild .

Speaker 3

Yeah , we released him to the wild . And then I saw the second one with Gary Oldman . That one was also pretty fly . And then I think I skipped the next one . And then now we're here .

Speaker 4

Okay , you skipped the death . Hold on , can we stop for a minute ? Yes , you said you watched . Okay Is fly good ? Because I want to know . Okay , so fly is good you watched one .

Speaker 5

Good .

Speaker 4

You watched two Good yeah two good yeah why did you stop it too ?

Speaker 3

I'm like how many eight countries can we have ?

Speaker 4

because if it's good , maybe me , I don't know , just keep me .

Speaker 3

I'm just saying . I'm just saying we're fast and furious , which I know I brought up earlier . It's like , okay , how many essential missions that involve racing and car tricks do we need ?

Speaker 4

well , they , all of them listen . They just think I don't even watch fast and furious and they just think I'm ridiculous . Yeah , that's what I'm saying , this fast shuttle is now stealing fucking cars and shit .

Speaker 1

You know what ?

Speaker 3

I feel like if you're going to do sequels , you know it might be a bad example , pace yourself better . Bad Boys 4 is about to come out . I'm looking forward to Bad Boys 4 because , like all the sequels are kind of I feel like they're fairly spaced out was like you know what I would love to see , the development of what they get into next . You know you can't go wrong with like okay , it's a different ass crime that they gotta handle . That's what makes a bad boy so good . That's a fact . So it's like okay , how many eight countries and kingdoms , and shit that we really need how many eight countries and kingdoms , and shit that we really need how many countries do we need ?

Speaker 1

I don't think as a matter of fact , just thinking back . I didn't like the last bad boy .

Speaker 3

Oh , the one where he had , like , the secret son and all that shit yeah .

Speaker 4

I like it .

Speaker 3

I like it .

Speaker 1

Listen , I'm happy to be the outside , fuck that movie . That shit was trash . I like it . I said listen , I'm happy to be there outside , fuck that movie .

Speaker 3

That shit was trash , I like it . I like it because , like , like , so you're not going to see the new one man . No , I'm going to see it . I like it because , like one of the main characters almost died Like it was dope you know it's two out of three Like .

Speaker 1

The first two was good , the third one was trash , and then now we're going , we're moving on , we're going to do the um what's confusing about what I just said ?

Speaker 3

Oh , not what you said , it's your actions . You told me , like I said .

Speaker 4

I wanted to get away from the fact that you liked the two first movies and then you just said's the what's the proper amount of space between movies ?

Speaker 3

I don't , I don't know like I'd have to . You know , research , like you know , and see how many , how much space they've been doing with bad boys . You know what . Maybe it's not in the space , it might just be , might just be like the plot , like , okay , the yes , it still revolves around crime with bad boys , but it's a different plot . You could distinctively say there's a different plot in each of them . That's , I feel like you know , captivating enough .

Speaker 3

Part one you got the , the first movie , it's just you know your buddy comedy . Part two gary or union , uh , is involved in it . You know the sister , you know younger sister , you know that whole thing . I thought that was dope . You know the three you got this secret love child that Will Smith had in the movie . Okay , cool . Part four it's like some corrupt police conspiracy thing going on , can you ? Well , you haven't seen it anyway , but anybody who's seen the ape movies can you say distinctively okay , this is about how Caesar was created , you know . Part two is like , okay , caesar was running with these apes . Part three is like , okay , and then I skipped this , I can't tell you . And then you got the kingdom of the planet of the apes where , like , they're like somebody who's literally catfishing , like they really Caesar .

Speaker 1

So it's like how did we even get here ? Like there's a whole piece that's missing . You know to connect everything together like that . The movie is so disjointed , it's like a standalone .

Speaker 3

That's what I'm saying . It's like a reboot .

Speaker 4

So Word on the Street is , from what I had heard , that they kind of like going backwards setting them up or some shit . Huh , or maybe I heard that one .

Speaker 1

The way that they had it . This is just my theory , because there was a telescope involved . Huh , well , or maybe I heard that one the way , the way that they had it . This is just my theory , because there was a telescope involved right Now outside .

Speaker 4

Of a hold on . Is that a like ? When you say telescope , are you talking about a real telescope or that's just your ?

Speaker 1

no , it's a real telescope . Are you making an analogy ? Nah , it's definitely , it was a real telescope .

Speaker 4

Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , no , no , no no , you got to be clear .

Speaker 1

So it was a real telescope , right , and you can only tie it into Planet of the Apes . If you know the history of Planet of the Apes Meaning going back to the ones with Devin Hester you know what I'm saying Because , remember , they crash landed on a planet of apes . That's literally how it started and it was like an alternate reality as it started to progress . So they had , like you know , the planet of the apes , where the apes were whatever . Then they had a planet and this is all in the 60s , 70s , they had a planet of apes where the apes were actually pets and in servants to the humans . Right now , the telescope again just ties into it because of the fact that now maybe they , because he's remember he said when he looked into the telescope he's seen something , yeah , so you know I'm thinking , you know there might be some whatever , but this is totally . This is a standalone planet of the apes . It doesn't tie into the previous one . Yeah , it doesn't .

Speaker 4

Oh , so maybe my cousin is right .

Speaker 1

And the timeline . If you look at the timeline , when you look at this movie , the Earth is destroyed . There's sea moths growing on buildings , they living on power lines and a whole bunch of other shit Like . This shit is like at least 200 years in the future . Yeah , yeah , you know , caesar's been dead . This nigga's been dead a long time .

Speaker 3

Yeah , but that's it , man . You know , maybe my logic's overplayed . I just feel like each movie should have a captivating enough plot where it makes you want to go see it , instead of just focusing on these , these themes , if that makes sense . But in the future don't skip movies uh , I can't promise you that . I can't , you know because to me , you're doing a disservice service ?

Speaker 2

yeah , because it's like when you say well , I don't know how Caesar died well did you see the last one ?

Speaker 3

the previous one that does make sense who doesn't ?

Speaker 1

watch movies was like listen well . I heard because I ain't going to watch this shit , but I heard that you could , which is good . Good on your part because , listen , I didn't even pay attention to the fucking movie . I took like 10 naps doing that shit . Ryan was up like a true critic . That nigga was up and he let him tell that he was leaning forward because he didn't want to go to sleep .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I was a long day yesterday in Houston Speaking of movies . Did you ever see Mia Coppia ? I ?

Speaker 4

tried to fuck her up .

Speaker 3

I just had to check .

Speaker 1

I was not watching this but he know a lot about how Cesar died so again my cousin , you know , he healed for real .

Speaker 4

So look it was crazy because my cousin right he's , he's like a run , he's running in the movies .

Speaker 5

Okay .

Speaker 4

So damn , I don't want to . I don't want to See . This is going to sound kind of fucked up , but he's not the best critic . Because he'll tell you a reason , like there's no balance . To me it's only entertainment . It's like he's either too high up or too high down . Nah , nah , let me take that back . You know what ? Scratch everything I said . All right , all right .

Speaker 5

Start over .

Speaker 4

I'm going to start over . My cousin just told me about the movie , right ? So when he started talking about it I kind of got a little interested and I told him hey , disclaim , I'm never going to see this shit . You can tell me a little bit about ? It Right right right , so he started telling me about Caesar and according to him , caesar died in the last one run .

Speaker 3

Okay , Before you even watched . Well , there it goes .

Speaker 5

So , I was like okay so what's the ?

Speaker 4

significance of Caesar dying and he like well Caesar was like the main .

Speaker 1

Lamb hit him with the paying attention as a gift and a curse .

Speaker 3

I don't know what to tell you , ryan , there you freaking go .

Speaker 4

So according to him , caesar was like the big .

Speaker 1

You know what I'm saying yeah , the goon , yeah .

Speaker 4

So he was the you know he was the guy the head eight the head eight . So yeah , he's like , well , nah , they got nowhere , and nowhere is damn . I said don't spoil it and I'm spoiling it .

Speaker 2

Shit , I'm spoiling it and you're spoiling it . You ain't even seen the shit , and then they just watch it Fast forward .

Speaker 1

Fast forward . Really don't go see it , but fast forward if that's your thing .

Speaker 4

Yeah , so , but no , I don't again .

Speaker 1

I don't plan on doing this . Hold on Stealing eggs and raising fucking hulks and then the big dude , like the dude that's supposed to be , like the king , whatever , whatever , this nigga , get killed by seagulls .

Speaker 4

What a hundred eggs yeah .

Speaker 3

Yeah , Styles said I'm full of everything . Don't even worry , Get the fuck out of here .

Speaker 1

We already started talking about it . If you stuck around long enough , you played yourself . But this is the thing . Yeah , they on a cliff like Wakanda , right , they on a fucking cliff . Now , mind you , he has imprisoned all of the fucking apes that are around him right now and he's thumping on one of their people , noah , and they watching him do it , right ? So then Noah turns around , because , you know , they raise seagulls . So Noah turns around and he's like and then the seagull comes and he you know , he cuts the other you know the other eight and lands on his hand Right , and then all of the seagull buddies come in and they push the motherfucker off the cliff . But I'm like , there's like 70 of you .

Speaker 3

I mean , it might have been like some type of tradition , like we ain't gonna jump him , we gotta let him like run the face .

Speaker 1

What the fuck they suffering from Stockholm Syndrome . What the fuck is going on ?

Speaker 3

that just might be some type of fighting tradition . Like we can't jump my man , we're gonna let him do the square fade instead of the square fade . You forget one part Like my man had , like the bonding bird meeting , called to bring the birds to the first place , Mm yeah .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he did , he did , and they weren't seagulls . They were eagles .

Speaker 4

They .

Speaker 5

I know it's crazy .

Speaker 4

Y'all actually make me want to see this shit Go ahead .

Speaker 5

I feel like .

Speaker 4

I've been wasting so much time debating all of this shit . I think I need to see it .

Speaker 3

Let's debate me . I would love to see it and you let me know what you think .

Airbnb Experience and Host Negotiation

Speaker 4

Want to go on a date .

Speaker 3

A hubby date number two .

Speaker 1

You can't go on a hubby date number two Technically speaking , we can't hang out with single people . You , technically speaking , we can't hang out with single people . You know , the wife actually knows Lamp , so he's been clear .

Speaker 4

He's got security clearance , so he's good .

Speaker 1

I've known y'all a while , so it's cool yeah , no , you're right , we can hang out with Lamp and plus disclaimer if your husband hang out with me , he ain't getting in this shit .

Speaker 4

He's like I'm gonna tell it all .

Speaker 1

So if your husband hang out with me , he ain't getting in this shit .

Speaker 4

He's like I'm going to tell it all . If you want to say don't hang out with Lamp , that's fine , but trust me it ain't nothing , nothing Ain't nothing . That's about to happen with me , that's crazy .

Speaker 1

All right , so boom , fast forward now , right , we wake up . He's still asleep , of course , that's one point , man , he's making me feel like I'm cross-eyed . I'll be like you , he'll be like me , you Talking to you . Yeah , nah , lamp , fucking sleeping like a fucking rock , me and Ryan , we get up , we dress , we ready to go . I was like yo , it's Lambo . I knocked . But see , I knocked on the door . I tapped twice that nigga , what's going on ? I felt the plane . Oh shit , man .

Speaker 4

Oh shit .

Speaker 1

Now that probably I don't know about y'all , but was the most enjoyable flight I've ever taken . That shit was 41 minutes . Oh yeah , it doesn't get any better than that . I still took a nap . Yeah , that's amazing . Like I don't even understand how you yeah , that's crazy .

Speaker 3

I got an old soul man . If there's an opportunity to take a nap , it would not be wasted . I'm taking a nap . That's good man . I take a nap and I try to go to bed early .

Speaker 1

I watched this show called the Never Ever Mets and uh yeah , and it was 40 . It literally by the time we touched down that shit was going off and I was like hey yeah , was it any good ? It's dope , it's about you . It's dope , it's about you know , black couples , um , that met the non-traditional way but never physically met , and then they put them all in the house just to see how it works out you know what ?

Speaker 3

I'm sorry to interrupt . I thought the never ever met was like a sports documentary about the mess the whole time . No , did you yeah , I could see it , I thought you're about to say , oh yeah , they're gonna get the history of the Mets . I was like I ain't when you said that . I was like I ain't know .

Speaker 1

Styles had an affinity for the Mets of all time Nah , nah , I ain't say shit about Mike Piazza , we you know . I was like all right .

Speaker 3

Now , that's crazy , and you saw before I took a nap , that's why .

Speaker 1

But then when you woke up , there was a whole synopsis about it , cause I did put it in there . I put it , man . I missed it . Sorry , but it was in all of that . I don't know what to tell you ?

Speaker 3

yeah , you ain't see it . The last text message I saw was something I never , ever met . And then Styles , I mean then Lamp , saying something after yeah that's crazy .

Speaker 1

So boom , now we're in Dallas , now we're in Dallas .

Speaker 3

Now we're in .

Speaker 1

Dallas , not only we in Dallas right now , but this Airbnb is amazing . This Airbnb , this right here , this makes up for yesterday .

Speaker 3

A huge difference . I go front man . Yesterday was my very , very first time ever doing an Airbnb . It's my second . So if yesterday was anything , that first impression would have been horrible . I literally was going to be like if Dallas is just as much like Houston in terms of the Airbnbs , then it would just have been a huge turnoff and I wouldn't try an Airbnb myself . But this experience alone makes me feel like you know what . I would try Airbnb with my family , you know , next time we go out of town , yeah .

Speaker 1

And I think that this , this Airbnb , he's actually a super host . So , boom , update , um , I had . I sent . You know , when we had brunch today I did send a host not the host , but went through Airbnb to basically lodge a complaint , like I want a credit , a something , yeah , like you fucked up my trip , like you fucked up my trip . So we got back in the car and when Shadra and I was headed up here , he calls the host , yeah , but you never know who the host is though I spoke to like three different people .

Speaker 1

First I spoke to a lady , then I spoke to a dude right , and then he hung up on me . He called me back and then I ate After we hung up . Then another dude calls and he's like yo , you called me . I was like I called you because you called me dummy . And then he's like nah , you know whatever .

Speaker 1

So the second call that I got , the guy was like you know well , um , what happened ? Tell me more about what happened . So I explained to him the whole situation . We're not gonna do that to you again , but I explained to him the whole situation . The dude was like all right , cool . He said um , so what are you looking for ? I'm like I'm looking for compensation . You fucked up my trip and then I really started going like your plug your outlets and all of that . The shit was fucked up Like come on , like nothing , we were the perfect guest , right . So he's like all right , cool , I'm going to get in touch with the host and blah blah , we're going to work it out .

Speaker 1

Hung up guy calls me back . He was like okay , so I was reviewing everything . Can I ask you a question ? What about the review ? I was like wait a minute . I said this is what we're going to do , or rather what we're not going to do . We're not going to leverage the review . You know , before you've even fixed it . You haven't even fixed it , you haven't even addressed my issue . You're talking about the review . Let me tell you , your man said listen , what I want you to do is , um , in the chat , put in a review that you would . You know that you would have put whatever , whatever , hey nigga , so you could copy and paste it . Do you think I'm stupid ? I I'm like how about this ? How about you do what I asked you to do , you fix the problem and then I'll think about the review ? He was like I'll call you back .

Speaker 5

I'll call you back . I'm like yo what ?

Speaker 1

do you want from this review , Because their money is dependent on the reviews . So if you get a bad review , it fucks up their money on the back end and it actually gets pushed to the front . So when people are actually looking at reviews and stuff like that especially , you know what I was going to leave and I was like yo , we're podcasters . We came in , we can't do X , Y and Z . We couldn't even record because your shit ain't up to code . And as soon as I said we're podcasters , your man was like okay , I think we can resolve it , I'll call you back , All right ? And I was like all right , nigga , you go do what you got to do , because I'm going to do what I need to do . Yeah , so that's that . That's what's up .

Speaker 3

Yeah .

Speaker 1

That was a much better experience . Yeah , we walked into this palace . This place is cold .

Speaker 4

So I walked in AC , smacked the shit out of me .

Speaker 3

Yeah , a happy snap .

Speaker 4

Oh man .

Speaker 3

After the AC , the first thing I saw we had a video game in the corner and I'm a gamer , so I went straight to the Mortal Kombat . They got more than it's fly . I would get this place again , should I come back to Dallas .

Speaker 1

Anytime , anytime . I don't even have the host name , but shout-outs to you . We'll probably have it in the comments if I actually get to it . But yeah , no shout-outs to you . The place is amazing , like amazing , and I'm not even just talking about the stuff that they built into the spa . I amazing . And I'm not even just talking about the stuff that they built into the spot , I'm talking about the stuff that he actually put in here . You know , amazing . And on top of that we got to check in at three . And on top of that we got to check in before three because Lame was like yo hit him and see if we could actually check in a little earlier , you know . And he was like all right , cool , you know , let me check with the cleaners . He checked with the cleaners and was like y'all good , go ahead . Yeah , it was so dope , great experience . Meanwhile , this crook in fucking Houston , this nigga like checking at 6 o'clock .

Speaker 2

I do that at Houston .

Speaker 1

Exactly 6 o'clock . Sweat your fucking ass off and then you got to be out of my spot by 10 . You're like 10 the next morning . Fuck out of here with this bullshit . Yeah , I'd never go to that spot again , ever , ever again . I don't even want to go to that neighborhood that block that nothing .

Speaker 4

Nah , that block nice , though Fuck that block Donnie was telling me that that's like a nice area .

Foodie Friends Discuss Chicken and Waffles

Speaker 1

Donnie also said that we should go to a restaurant that she's never been to .

Speaker 3

Well , but she is bougie with the food though , yeah , but she's good .

Speaker 4

So I'm going to trust her , I'm going to trust her .

Speaker 3

But speaking of Dallas , you know I know this is when PTO was kind of over for Shabja . I would love to know Shabja's take on Stir . It was my first time eating at Stir and I was pretty impressed .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , no , Stir was really nice Actually . Yeah , there was a couple of locations Really nice Actually . Yeah , there was a couple of locations , but yeah , the one in Deep Ellum is the one we went to today for brunch , but no , it was really good . We was on the rooftop this morning . Well , this afternoon .

Speaker 3

Yeah , and the rooftop was nice .

Speaker 2

It was still hot . You know that takes a seat , it is what it is , so you got to be prepared for that . But no , everything was good . Food was good , the cocktails was good , so I enjoyed it . What ?

Speaker 3

was the name of that cocktail you had again .

Speaker 2

It was a lychee martini .

Speaker 3

A lychee martini .

Speaker 1

Yeah , Can I ask y'all a question Because she couldn't answer the question ? The lychee is the . It comes in that green casing type of fruit thing , right .

Speaker 3

Yeah , whatever , I forgot to ask about it . It looks like a grape with no color .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , but when you get it initially , before you cut it open because that's the center of the fruit or whatever the fuck . It is right I'm asking this question . Oh , I have no idea . You don't know . I have no idea . I'm going to search this shit up because I know that we used to eat them since when we was little . It Because I know that we used to eat them since when we was little . It was like you know , I forgot what we used to call them , though you know how we renamed shit . Yeah , yeah . So it was definitely that you know , like Chinese apples really weren't Chinese apples .

Speaker 1

Right , right they were actually pomegranate Right . How the fuck did we do that ? Why did we do ?

Speaker 3

that .

Speaker 1

Yeah , just because you're comfortable with it . Hey yo , I need to know . We was out here calling fucking pomegranate Chinese apples .

Speaker 3

I mean , that's like Lamp calling the movies the apes instead of just the whole name . You know , just say what you're comfortable with .

Speaker 1

Yeah but you know . Yo with the pomegranates , though . You guys eat the seeds or you spit them out . I don't eat the pomegranate . No , and I don't eat the pomegranate .

Speaker 2

No , and you don't , I eat them , you eat the seeds ?

Speaker 1

No , okay , cool , all right . That's why I married you , because I spit the seeds out too . I've been spitting them shit south , but I think that there are people that actually eat the seeds .

Speaker 4

Probably so .

Speaker 3

It wouldn't surprise me .

Speaker 4

I didn't know you could eat any seeds from a fruit . Huh , I didn't know you could eat any seeds from a fruit .

Speaker 3

I mean you can eat anything you chew and swallow . Yeah , that was warranted . That was warranted right there .

Speaker 4

Yeah , that was warranted . I already said , I'm never going to stay gone Never .

Speaker 3

I mean I got to get out of that phase because I'm normally not like that , oh , y'all trying to grow up .

Speaker 1

I don't want y'all to grow up . I don't want y'all to be Toys R Us kids .

Speaker 3

I have the tequila old-fashioned . That's my go-to . Well , not a tequila , but it's an old-fashioned in general is my go-to . I was pretty solid . I was pretty solid . The service was dope . I really enjoyed the scenery of Sturr Dope music as well , Just because I could have like a Dr Rivers voice . When I try to yell , you know I could have appreciated the level being a little low . But that's just me being petty . But yeah , it was a dope spot , man , Like my first time going to Sturr or experiencing Dallas in the first place . It was good and for what it's worth . Uh , how did bees look like it was ? It was going to be hitting on something . If you , if you were in the mood for just straight up chicken and not a brush spot , yeah , Cause how do bees was our plan a yeah .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you know , and it , and when we went there , it gave us the vibe to vibe like we would have done it . If it wasn't supposed to be like the main event in terms of food , yeah , we would have did it right , but the thing was we was like fuck that we're not , we're fucking with hattie bees .

Speaker 5

we need to there has to be a waiter involved in this experience or waitress , right , yeah , but let me ask you a question , though .

Speaker 1

Let me ask y'all a question did um y'all a question Did um .

Speaker 5

What Go ahead , Alex ?

Speaker 1

Did Starr give you like Hooters vibes ? It did .

Speaker 3

Well , the upstairs section gave a Hooters vibe . Downstairs it seemed like it was a lot more conservative .

Speaker 1

I don't know the hostess downstairs . Nah , I don't know who you got that from .

Speaker 3

I mean like outside of the hostess , like the other waiters and waitresses . I mean like Outside of the hostess , like the other waiters and waitresses .

Speaker 1

Yeah , they all had on jeans and stuff like that they had on regular Shirts and stuff , but when ? You go upstairs it's like who the central ? Yeah , but I'm not even Told the cheeks was out . The cheeks was out right .

Speaker 2

They were out , alright the cheeks was out .

Speaker 1

Why ? Why ? He said that . Look at him .

Speaker 3

Why he look at it just like it's cool if I said that right .

Speaker 1

It's cool Like baby , the cheeks was out right Because he was definitely looking . I just noticed that the cheeks was out .

Speaker 2

Oh , okay .

Speaker 4

The ones that had cheeks . Huh , the ones that had cheeks , the ones that had cheeks ?

Speaker 1

Nah , they didn't . Oh , you talking about , like the bartender .

Speaker 4

Yeah , all of them didn't have cheeks Some of them didn't have cheeks .

Speaker 3

Some of them just had like two cell phones in their back pocket . Yeah , yeah , yeah , I ain't fucking with y'all , let's make sure we paint .

Speaker 4

We don't want to paint this visual .

Speaker 1

Everybody had cheeks . Everybody had cheeks . Everybody had on short clothes . They had on , yes .

Speaker 3

Our waitress had cheeks . I couldn't tell you , I couldn't tell you , I couldn't tell you ?

Speaker 4

I couldn't tell you , you lying motherfuckers . No , I'm just hold on , I'm just going .

Speaker 1

Ladies and gentlemen , thanks for coming out .

Speaker 4

No , I didn't for real . I didn't pay attention because I'm not .

Speaker 1

I got you and I'm not even going to drag y'all into my bullshit . Can we go into the next ?

Speaker 2

I couldn't tell you how you know she had cheese .

Speaker 5

Oh wait , I didn't tell them what I ordered . I don't know nothing .

Speaker 4

How do you know ?

Speaker 5

she had cheese , I don't know .

Speaker 4

I didn't tell them what I ordered . Oh , I'm sorry , I'm interested . Yeah , I don't order . I mean , you could guess what I ordered , but I ordered chicken and waffles , but Hold on . Stop . This is what we're going to do .

Speaker 1

Waffles , that's a good point , we did . All of y'all ordered chicken and waffles , it's just that this one put Tabasco sauce on her chicken and waffle On my chicken . I had some more of the waffles that you gave me .

Speaker 4

But we gotta talk about the twist with the waffle though . Talk about it . The waffle was shaped like the state of Texas . That was amazing . Excellent . I don't care , I was impressed .

Speaker 1

That's the . It was amazing . I don't care , I was impressed . That's the first thing he said . He was like look at this .

Speaker 4

And I almost missed it because I was about to dig into my food and I said well , let me move the chicken tenders . Moved them to the side . I said , oh shit , the waffle was shaped like the state of Texas . I took a picture .

Speaker 3

Yeah , yeah . What do you think of the appetizer ? We , the state of Texas , oh , what do you think ? I took a picture .

Speaker 4

Yeah , yeah , what do you think of the appetizer ?

Speaker 3

We both shared the appetizer . Oh , that was good .

Speaker 4

That was good .

Speaker 3

That was actually good . Yeah , honey , maple chicken for the appetizer was a very great choice if you ever go to . Sterling yeah .

Speaker 5

I'm good .

Speaker 2

Did y'all like the waffle Did ?

Speaker 5

what .

Speaker 3

Did y good .

Speaker 1

I really enjoyed it . It was moist , it's uh right , I had better waffles , but it was good .

Speaker 4

It was moist , though , like what better have ? Well , so I like it . So for me I go by the flavor . Uh-huh , like I'm not , like no , I do . So I don't like a waffle . That's too overdone .

Speaker 1

So , yeah , like you said it was a yo man , you're confusing me .

Speaker 4

No , no , I said it . You're right , I said it . I don't like overdone .

Speaker 1

He said the taste . I don't understand overdone and taste .

Speaker 4

The taste . I like it a little more buttery , so the waffle was .

Speaker 1

It's easy to fuck up a waffle bro .

Speaker 4

It is easy .

Speaker 1

It's easy to fuck up a waffle . You can give them a dry waffle , a thin waffle , a fucking waffle with no taste . You know what I mean ? Yeah .

Speaker 3

I messed up my shit with the waffle line before at the hotel . Like you , leave it in there too long by mistake .

Speaker 1

You walk away and get some other shit . What hotel do you go ? And they got fucking waffle lines in the room .

Speaker 3

The shootout hotel near the airport had a waffle maker thing that I ate at the shit that you just came from . Yeah , they had the mix in like a gallon jug . Not in the room , no , it was downstairs . They had compliment .

Speaker 1

That's where they served all the truckers . That shit definitely was a truck stop .

Speaker 4

She said she had snacks .

Speaker 3

I was interested in snacks , but they had pancake batter in like a gallon . He said nigga , you gonna stop talking about it ? Yeah , I was interested in snacks , but they had pancake batter in like a gallon , he said nigga you gonna stop talking about it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I'm good he didn't talk about the pancake batter .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I'm good man , Gallon jar . Yeah , like the jar .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Speaker 3

Like a gallon of milk , but it just had pancake batter instead . Okay , oh , buddy , cake batter instead . Okay , oh , buddy . Yeah , it was roughing it off for like five hours until y'all picked me up . I was roughing it off .

Speaker 2

Bay night , sexy nights and good food .

Speaker 1

Mm-hmm . Yeah , I mean you wanted to talk about

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Speaker 1

it guys .

Speaker 4

So what I thought we was going through ?

Speaker 1

a long joint or like a separate we . I thought we was going to do a long joint or like a separate . We could do a separate . Oh , you want to do an individual joint ? Yeah , so what are we ?

Speaker 4

going to talk about here .

Speaker 1

We can talk about it a little bit . Don't tease the people , so you want to talk about it like that . I mean , we can't talk about it a lot because we got a fight to catch , all right , all right , go on .

Speaker 4

All right , look , look at you , I'm prepared . No , because I thought it was going to be long . I thought you wanted the long version .

Speaker 3

The long version . God , I thought you wanted this long advice .

Speaker 4

I thought you wanted .

Speaker 3

Can I get the abridged ?

Speaker 1

version yeah we can do the abridged version .

Speaker 4

All right guys , all right . So we went to With me and Donnie . We decided that since I was coming to Houston , that I was going to go out , so we went , so I first of all . It's hard to make arrangements .

Speaker 4

I ain't going to say hard , but it can be a little challenging to make a planning a date from another city , because we went to this place called Puttshack . Puttshack was nice , but what I didn't like was paying $22 to park . I wouldn't ever . Yeah , the parking was $22 . That's it . Oh , that's right , you're from New York ? My bad , that was a lot for me . That's a discount . Now , I'm not going to lie . If I was home I'd have kept right on going , but because I was out of town , you know how sometimes when you're out of town , you do shit that you're not ready normally would do .

Speaker 4

So I was like , you know what , I can pay the pot . So we paid , the pot went in . It was a nice course . It's a nine-hole course . You do the putt-putt golf , but we ate first , ate first . She had a little drink and I had water because it was hot . I was like , listen , I'm only consuming water . No , you had water because you don't drink . No , but I could have had like a Sprite , because normally I drink a Sprite it was even hot at night .

Speaker 3

Still , yeah , it was still hot because it was humid , that's why the humidity was it was even hot at night .

Speaker 5

still , yeah , it was still hot , right , because it was humid . Yeah , it was fucking humid .

Speaker 4

Well , remember , we left the sweat box . Yeah , I got a chance to cool off some Not cool off actually a lot of things , because we sat down , we had a good conversation , we talked . I don't want to talk about it , we talked about it . It's a little personal .

Speaker 1

It's super personal . Keep it to yourself .

Speaker 4

But make it , you know , yeah , but we had a good conversation , we had a good time , she had fun on the date . So I would say it was a successful date .

Speaker 3

Okay , I love it and we'll get in the more you know . Longer version after you know , later on tonight or whatever .

Speaker 4

Okay , but version after you know , later on tonight or whatever , that's the abbreviated version . Okay , because this date was actually set up , so we can talk about that later . Oh , okay , alright , alright , Um Okay , okay .

Speaker 3

Now you want to go to dessert ?

Speaker 1

Yes , oh , my bad Dessert I hope you guys enjoyed your meal .

Speaker 3

Can I ?

Speaker 1

get you something off of our dessert menu . I ain't never bought nine a year . Nine a year , nine a year .

Speaker 3

No , oh well , even though we talked about the ape movie earlier , this is a doubleheader episode . I suppose . No spoilers , because I know there's a couple people who are interested in seeing it , but I recently saw the latest installment of the Strangers franchise .

Speaker 1

I'm about to mute his mic right now , yeah change it .

Speaker 3

Strangers , chapter One . I really did enjoy it . I know Styles .

Speaker 2

maybe asked Are you really muting , I really am , you're muting .

Speaker 5

I'm like what , oh snap , maybe ask are you really muting , I really .

Speaker 3

I really I really I'm like what , oh snap .

Speaker 3

I know Styles , he asked me earlier about it and I told him it was okay . I was just trying to downplay it . I really did enjoy it . It was kind of dope . I'm just a fan of that franchise in general . I like the idea like , for example , you know how , like in most horror movies , most of the villains have some type of backstory . Your Freddy , your Jason , michael Myers have a backstory . The reason why I like the Strangers franchise and this particular one makes you know it's no different . I like it because the simplicity of it . It's like you don't always need a backstory for your villain . It's like I'm just a crazy person who just like to do terrible shit because I'm just sick in the head and that's it . You don't need no backstory at all I think .

Speaker 1

What they do , though , is they leave room with that backstory to create another movie .

Speaker 5

Yeah , that formula just works .

Speaker 1

Yeah , because remember when they created the backstory for Freddy . Yeah , I remember that it was like yo , because you would always hear about it , and then it just made it like this is what really happened .

Speaker 3

Right , right , but to your point I feel like the same thing . Like I feel like that formula is simple enough where you can make a thousand strangers and for something about it it just works .

Speaker 1

Listen if all you ape and monkey fanatics Don't get no ideas because you can't make a thousand monkey movies , alright , don't do it to yourself , we're not interested Me , especially Because I didn't see Caesar die . But I'm going to check out . I didn't watch the movie , maybe I did , maybe I did . And what's his name ? Jp , yeah , jp , hopefully JP's wrong .

Speaker 4

No , he ain't JP's wrong no he ain't wrong , okay , he definitely not wrong . He told me I died and everything . He ain't wrong . Oh word , yeah , okay .

Speaker 3

Fine .

Speaker 1

Don't mind man .

Speaker 5

Yeah .

Speaker 1

You guys out here looking crazy , I mean hey man . I don tell me you're gonna watch the movie . Oh , because we both came out the movie theater with the same shit . We was like yo , how the fuck you gonna start the movie and not even show us how season died ?

Speaker 3

I said that loud and proud too .

Speaker 4

I was like what the hell happened to season yo I'm pretty disturbed by this , yo .

Speaker 1

But there are people out there really that like these monkey movies , because last night there was a kid in the movie theater and this when I say kid , I'm talking like you know how you have like the little . Last night there was a kid in the movie theater and when I say kid , I'm talking like you know how you have the little fucking thing and you carry him in the front , yeah , like kid , like baby right , and the baby crying and shit like that . I'm like y'all really want to see this movie . That bad . Yeah , they probably kid that bad . They probably kid . Yeah , it's crazy .

Speaker 3

Yeah , but no man , I thought it was dope and I feel like there's something about Styles , put it perfectly , there's something about the Strangers formula that just works . You can make a thousand of them and it just works . And also , you know , like you know , if you look at certain statistics , which is kind of how some of the Strangers movies are centered around , that's another reason why it works . Like there's like a statistic out there that you could literally Google . It's like in in 2021 , there was like 1.4 million violent crimes in the in the United States . Um , strangers part one , like that came out three years ago , focuses on one of those crimes . Like that's why you could keep making them . It's like you're just reenacting one violent crime out of like 1.4 million Art im .

Speaker 1

It's like you're just reenacting one violent crime out of like 1.4 million . Or imitating life . So what ? Or imitating life ?

Speaker 3

Exactly , exactly . So that's why that case worked . Yeah , so you can't do that same formal with a monkey ? He said you can't . There aren't 1.4 million violent monkey crimes that you can just reenact that shit over and over again .

Speaker 2

I don't think so .

Speaker 3

So there you go . Oh of monkey crimes . And you can just reenact that shit over and over again . So there you go , oh shit .

Speaker 5

There you go , that's it so that's my dessert .

Speaker 3

Also , if you are a fan of the Chi , the Chi is back . We're two episodes in . Maybe by the time this comes out we'll be three episodes in .

Speaker 2

I'm really enjoying the Chi .

Speaker 3

I'm really enjoying the shot , for sure .

Speaker 2

Really .

Speaker 1

Yeah , you probably have too . I have not been watching it . Well , shit , I'm one up on you . I have not been watching it .

Speaker 4

Well , catch up oh okay so you're two episodes in I'm not two episodes . Is it two episodes ?

Speaker 3

Yeah , one came out two days ago , the second one came out .

Speaker 1

Oh , you know what it is . What is it ? Never mind . So this is the thing okay , right Liv tell the people where they can find you please ?

Speaker 4

oh well , let me see . My Instagram is conversations underscore with underscore lamp . Facebook is also conversations with lamp and my sound ? Oh shit , hold on . My podcast is on SoundCloud and . I have a podcast titled conversations with lamp alright just just focus on the YouTube right now

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Speaker 4

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Speaker 3

Ryan reviews everything except for the two monkey movies that I missed . No , it was just one , oh yeah , just one . So yeah , go on YouTube . Ryan reviews everything . You can literally just type that in the search bar and it comes up . That's it .

Speaker 2

Alright , you can catch me Shadra at Heighten Heels on IG , and also Flights , fashion and Food on IG .

Speaker 1

I'm just here .

Speaker 1

You already know what it is . I'm just here . Wherever you can find them , you can find me . I'm out here , I'm in these streets and all that other good shit . You know what it is . Now let me find a button to get up out of here . It's that time again , and since we really don't know how to say goodbye , I'm not going to say goodbye , but listen what I will ask . Pardon , I'm not even asking . If you liked it , please don't forget to like , comment , subscribe and shit , and that's homework Also . There is no . Also , we'll catch you next week . We'll save a seat at the table for you .