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Cake, Courage, and Questionable Gifts
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This week, we’re unpacking what it really feels like to turn 40. McFly shares personal stories about fatherhood, health, and growing into a new version of himself. We also talk through birthday highs and lows, strange gifts, and how our perspectives have changed with age.
It’s funny, honest, and full of real reflections on what it means to keep evolving while staying true to who you are.
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Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.
Speaker 2The message behind saying the title of the Heavyweight Podcast is to be able to say that we can weigh in on some heavy shit. What we're talking about is important from every aspect of it. It's a heavy weight. It's not just about physical weight, but the weight of things that can weigh our minds. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation.
Speaker 3That's good, damn, I'm fucking up all over. I'm tired. My bad y'all.
Speaker 2I'm tired. What's good? This is episode 214 of the heavyweight podcast. I'm your anti-social host Stutter McFly back again with these two guys. Go ahead and state your name for the beautiful people out here tired of fucking up positivity.
Speaker 1So you're fucking up positivity. That's angry then.
Speaker 3I'm trying to be positive, but I'm so tired I keep fucking up, oh shit, I feel that.
Speaker 1I'm just Mr Wendell, kevin, kevin Mr Wendell.
Speaker 2How are your weeks Long Pause?
Speaker 1Yeah, kevin. Mr Wendell, how are your weeks Long Pause? Yeah, that's a pause for sure. Mine was good. Mine was good, nice and relaxing for two weeks and then back to the bullshit at work. So, absolute bullshit.
Speaker 3Why.
Speaker 2Because it's like you heard it twice you heard it twice and it was consistent and yours is different yeah, I had to switch it up cause he went this nigga's DJ request don't nobody tell him what to play ah shit, I'm mad about that, my hunting round trip was funny too it's there my week was, uh, it started off just rehearsing and like I felt bad, cause like I would be talking to Mo throughout the week and I was like at some point I was like I have to get off the phone to rehearse, because I had it in mind to make sure that I rehearsed at least a certain amount per day, in small increments because it would make it easier to remember as the week got on. So and I remember it was one time, it was one part I said you were starting to talk and I was like I was going gonna get off the phone and you were like, all right, man, I was like, but what were you gonna? And you hung up.
Speaker 3I was like, god damn, I feel bad, like I don't feel bad um, but yeah, uh like I probably couldn't remember what I was gonna say uh.
Speaker 2and then the tail end of the week, I uh saw the scale and it was at the smallest that I've been in a long time and went to the gym and some random nigga asked me to play a game of 21. And he proceeded to get blown out by it. It was 21 to 4 when the game was over.
Speaker 1I'm going to pause that for you.
Speaker 2Pause. Yeah, I didn't say I blew a back out, I just said you said you blew him out.
Speaker 1He proceeded to get blown out. I didn't say I blew a back out, I just said you said you blew him out. He proceeded to get blown out. I'm like ah, I'm going to pause it for you, All right bugger Pause.
Speaker 2I'm tired, but yeah, it was 21 to 4, and I remember he said man, you whooped my ass. I said I do this. Is that a pause?
Speaker 3Sure, yeah, that's okay this is I got. I'm tired. I'm sorry people, I'm lying. Well, you want to talk?
Speaker 2about what you was rehearsing oh, I had a show last night and, um, it started off cool. I did an awesome set, that's what matters. I didn't fit to finish my set. I did an awesome set, that's what matters. I didn't fit to finish my set, but.
Speaker 1I did an awesome set.
Speaker 2And it was the best that I had felt in a long time and I, honestly, could have kept rapping for like two hours, but it was. You know, it was a much-needed lesson in realizing that protecting energy and realizing that denying people access to me, because when I was performing I thought to myself nigga, people need to pay for this kind of show. And so I decided I've retired from doing free shows. If I ever do a show again, I'm getting paid for it and I'm denying a lot of people access to me. From this point moving forward Sucks that. I had to realize that at 40. But Dirty Birdie said some real shit when he was up here and I can relate nigga, you should never have access to me. And I was like, when he said that, I felt that so yeah, other than that, I'm about to be 40 on Thursday and um.
Speaker 2I got to see some people that I, that I really hold dear to my heart, and chop it up with them. And and I, yeah, man, and my hair looks luxurious and um you see my hair bitch.
Speaker 3What movie is that?
Speaker 2it was on point, you know so that's Cat Williams. So it's just, it's positivity, it's just, I always see the silver lining in things and even with hiccups, nigga, I keep pushing forward.
Speaker 3So I'm going to say this publicly nigga, I caught the freestyle which part? You know what part? Last night. When, which part, you know what part? Last night, when you freestyled, I said, nigga, they ain't the line. But okay, which song? The second song, you did.
Speaker 2Alone.
Speaker 3No, not Alone Self-worth. Yeah, I always freestyle at the end of it. Okay, I do that.
Speaker 2All right, it's kind of like it's a, it's a like a ongoing thing, and I always try to see who's paying attention, but I do that at the end on purpose I think that's not the line.
Speaker 3What's up?
Speaker 2that's what we're doing yeah, okay, I'll probably stand by that, if you, if you ever see me performing that song, I I never finish it the same way, which makes it special to me.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'll be deep dicking, but it's kind of like a gym. If you pay attention to it, then you know hey, this is something different every time. So, yeah, other than that, about to be 40, oh, another thing. Uh, I guess ava tried to stay up and wait for me because she was like this is a big deal for my dad, so she wanted to stay up, but she, when I got home, she was out cold but she tried to stay up as long as she could.
Birthday-Themed Rapid Fire Questions
Speaker 3That's what's up. Yeah, my daughter just asked for food, damn.
Speaker 1I'm afraid I did have that old man moment that pissed me off with them little ass kids in the bathroom telling me if I was a dad on the fucking player on a football team. I was like nigga, fuck you.
Speaker 3I mean it could have been possible.
Speaker 1I know I thought about it too and I was like, fuck yeah, I could yeah it might be possible.
Speaker 3You said you had some scares out there not up there, hell nah, you never know.
Speaker 2I mean you did say there was someone from anyway. I mean they could have moved, they wouldn't move there all right, uh, I guess we'll get into some shenanigans, but before we do we always have like rapid fire shit. So since today I'm gonna say it's birthday themed um, fuck it. So I'm gonna have you guys tell you tell their wildest birthday story and the weirdest gift they ever got oh, okay, birthday I did some things, I guess, uh wildest.
Speaker 1I don't know which one, it would be 21st or 30th, 30th, I think that was the jumping off the stratosphere crazy nigga that shit was funny. But 21 was kinda dope cause we went to Havasu with no boat and just smoked like 2 ounces of weed in the weekend that sounds like the premise to a movie I've watched.
Speaker 1He was turnt up one nigga went to jail cause he swam. He got arrested and taken away for a little bit. That sounds like the premise to a movie I've watched. He was turned out. One nigga went to jail because he swam or not jail. He got arrested and taken away for a little bit. He was detained because he swam across the channel.
Speaker 3I was like he can't do that.
Speaker 1Weirdest gift you said weirdest, right, yeah, weirdest, I don't know Damn. Can I tell somebody else's gift? Sure, because the weirdest one I ever heard was uh, uh, this. He broke up with her immediately after this gift. She gave him a box of chocolates, but it wasn't chocolate, it was her shit like little. She made him little balls. They were no longer together after that. I need the backstory. I don't know what the backstory was. He was like I don't know why she gave this to me, like if she thinks this is funny or like that's disturbing, like he was just like confused as fuck like that's disturbing.
Speaker 2She took the time to make them balls, yeah, so she touched her own shit she was just like.
Speaker 1We were all like oh, I didn't, I never saw that coming. I never saw that coming. Wow, she was so cool, that's crazy.
Speaker 3No longer is that's crazy. She should have been committed. Fuck. She might be a nurse now.
Speaker 2People never cease to fucking amaze me with the crazy shit that they're going to do in this world how does that make you feel she's either a nurse or a teacher?
Speaker 3I mean, if she's a CNA, it makes sense um shit, literally fuck I don't have any crazy birthday stories. I haven't done anything crazy um Woo shit Literally Fuck. I don't have any crazy birthday stories I haven't done anything crazy. I guess the craziest was my 36th, apparently, when I was trying to fight everybody, I was drunk. Oh yeah, I was there. My best birthday was when my wife took me to Langer Tag. I was fucking them, kids up.
Speaker 2So you were Barney Stinson. Yeah, it's pretty fun, the Laser Tag or fucking the kids up, both Positivity, huh. That's probably why it is Right. Okay, that's peace.
Speaker 3I always used to get weird gifts from my mother-in-law. I never understood. I was like she would. It's not weird as far as like she would buy me like random clothes items that she thought I would like, but I never liked none of them. So I was like, oh, thank you, and just put them in the closet and just.
Speaker 2Never wear them.
Speaker 3Yeah, she ever asked about it after Like so did you ever? No, no, she probably didn't want you to.
Speaker 2Yeah, I appreciate it. Thank you, you're right. Where is she Like? Oh, that's nice, where do you get that from you?
Speaker 1Thanks.
Speaker 3I think the one item I have of hers that she bought me that I wear, is that my good vibes hat. She bought that.
Speaker 2Oh, that's what's up, cra, she bought that, all right. So what's up? Uh, craziest birthday story I have? I guess it would have to be a combination. Um, it was the strip club one which I've told before where I ended up at the strip club and somehow paid for myself for my birthday uh, my 18th birthday. Yeah, that's wrong. And then, uh, the fact that the, the chick that just got done with, uh, maternity leave, came back to the strip club, looked me in the depths of my soul and asked me if I wanted to lap dance and I said no. And then she was like you can at least look me in the eye. And I looked her in the eyes and said no, I don't want a lap dance from you.
Speaker 2Then it would also be fucking, I think me and birthdays just don't. I believe it was also my 18th birthday. It was at the good like JC threw a birthday party and I invited some people from RCC and one of the chicks that the homie Steven knew was there. Like this she said something to like the effect that my birthday was lame or whoever, and I said bitch, and they had to catch me from finishing that statement. He had to like stop, he's like oh no, that's the homie. Yeah, I said bitch to her, that's probably openly. You said it, I said it. I looked at her in the depth of her soul and I said bitch to her, that's probably openly.
Speaker 2You said it, I said it, I looked at her in the depths of her soul and I said, bitch, you said that. Though I said it, I was mad as fuck. I was like who the fuck?
Speaker 2tell her let's go home yeah, that's exactly what happened, craziest gift I ever got. I won't say it was crazy, it it just it's be hell. So he got me the the lesbian porno for my 18th birthday too. It was all in the same year. It was mary carrie. I remember it was mary carrie and some other chicks, but I was like so you thought of me and said, hey, lesbian porn is the best thing for him he loves scissors ah shit.
Speaker 2And then it was a trip because, like like a year later or so, I think, mary carrie went into politics and I was like I've seen this bitch in a double-sided dildo.
Speaker 3Um, so it's clear you watched it oh yeah, yeah, I watched it.
Speaker 2I'm not going to waste a gift, naturally. You got to be thoughtful. I didn't put it away. It's art, you know. I used it. I had to make sure. Why did he want me to have this gift?
Speaker 3I watched it like 60 times within a week to make sure that the quality was good. It was.
Speaker 2HD All right, so I had to just do my part. Thank you, vihel, for that gift. It probably cost you a good amount of money you know, I'm just being thoughtful. Alright, um, what advice would you guys have for me, since you guys have known me a while and my younger self as I get? What advice would you give me, younger McFly, on how to navigate life from what you've seen? You give you current you or younger, you Younger?
Speaker 3me. Oh, I can't say what I'm going to say on camera.
Speaker 1Fuck them niggas. Yeah, I'll say that that's what my advice would be. Fuck them, sorry ass niggas. Yeah, I'll say that that's what my advice would be. Fuck them, sorry ass niggas.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm gonna say that so he's just stealing my shit, ain't he? Yeah, yeah, he just piggyback off of.
Speaker 1Oh, don't say that I used to hate that shit. Oh, I used to hate that shit you don't like piggybacking yeah, they would every time in the name. I'm going to piggyback off of what he said.
Speaker 3Like stop saying it. So you prefer double down or Just say it. Oh shit, don't say nothing.
Speaker 2If you could have a personal theme song every time you walked into a room, what would it be and why, especially on your birthday?
Speaker 3If you could have what a personal theme song a personal theme song.
Speaker 1Okay, on your birthday I.
Speaker 2I look at marisa. I heard shaft. It's like oh, that mo is here, he's here probably some black dynamite actually.
Speaker 1Actually, my theme song walking in would probably be uh damn, and I can't use that.
Speaker 3No, fuck that nigga's a serial rapist and I don't like that. What did he right? Fucking mystical, oh man.
Speaker 1Okay, man, I'm over it.
Speaker 3I'm listening to the music. Good, it's good. I'm listening to it.
Speaker 1I'm tired of this shit some things, but he ain't like R Kelly level.
Speaker 3I know you got tarantula.
Speaker 1I'll go with it. The man's right, yeah, the man's right. Yeah, that's my, that's it.
Speaker 2You're gonna do the strut when you walk in.
Speaker 1each time I'll probably have one like something outrageous, worse than this, hat Dun dun dun.
Speaker 3Yeah, that worse than this hat. Yeah, that's a. Don't ask me, it is you some gators. I had it and Kevin said that, oh, I probably do, is it? It's not young thugs? Is it young thugs? We don't give a damn. So we don't give a fuck yeah.
Speaker 2I went really south yeah, yeah, we did.
Speaker 1Huh, what would you have?
Speaker 3um, I was gonna say window shower wait, you know exactly what the fuck you mean uh, no, no, I it would probably be um hustler's ambition by 50 cent.
Speaker 2I like that, that shit. Like every time I hear it I get very amped I can't drive when that song's on.
Speaker 3I'm pretty sure uh desert's answer would be uh ambitious of a rider by tupac or that's accurate, whole discographyography.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I can agree to that.
Speaker 1So on your birthday would you have a particular song, or would it be the same?
Speaker 2one. Oh no, that's my birthday theme song, so just your regular song. Oh, my regular song is something stupid.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a sec. My bad, I didn't think about that because I just went with birthday. Yeah, yeah, give me a sec. My bad, I didn't think about that because I just went with birthday because, I was yeah, you jumped. Yeah, yeah, I jumped the gun, I jumped the gun.
Speaker 3I just use the same song.
Speaker 2Use the same song On my birthday. I would do a variation of the rock theme song.
Speaker 3Pre-Fit Mo birthday song would be Tipsy.
Wildest Birthday Stories and Gifts
Speaker 1I want everybody to be turned up, just everywhere turned up. It would probably have to be like. You know what I'm going to do. The wedding song it's the wobble, the line dance song the wobble till I lose some weight. This motherfucker's going to have a fit weight.
Speaker 2This motherfucker's going to have a fit watch on.
Speaker 3Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby.
Speaker 2Hitting his calorie goals every day.
Speaker 3This nigga said wobble.
Speaker 2He must have walked into a room.
Speaker 1Yeah, Get in there.
Speaker 2Kevin Wendell hits fitness goals.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, how'd he do it? Theme song Sweating and walking.
Speaker 2But yeah, my regular one would be Hustlers Ambition, and then my birthday one would probably be the Rock. If you smell it, Somebody about to get fucked up.
Speaker 1Damn. You know what. You can't even do Stone Cold, because the glass breakers, everybody fights.
Speaker 2I mighters everybody fights.
Speaker 3I feel like the top four wrestling intros is Rock, Stone Cold Undertaker and Shawn Michaels you don't like.
Speaker 2Is it Billy Gunn? I'm an ass man. I'm an ass man. It was a. Is it Billy Gunn? I don't remember. I'm an ass man.
Speaker 3I'm an ass man that's not that's not as cold as hearing the the dun, dun or the glass shatter, you know you said five, though right, you only named four, I only named four. I didn't say five, I said four oh, I thought you said five.
Speaker 2That would be my fifth one. I'm an ass man, dun dun, I said.
Speaker 3I said hey I know I do like the the cane one too, because it's like, yes, he's gonna fuck some shit up. I don't even remember some dark shit, ain't it?
Speaker 2I don't remember canes there's some dark shit if someone gave you a birthday cake with your biggest secret written on it, would you eat it or run? Well, he can stab them up Cause. How the fuck you?
Speaker 3know, yeah, I'm like I'm still gonna eat the cake, though I just might eat the, the.
Speaker 2The secret I'm not letting that cake go away.
Speaker 1I'm gonna smash it on someone's face just so the secret's good.
Speaker 3Oh look You'd be fucked up with some random picture of you doing some shit.
Speaker 2Like oh shit, someone was there.
Speaker 1I know what you did last summer.
Speaker 2I thought it was just me and the lesbian.
Speaker 3Double-handed scissors.
Speaker 1It's like sorry, mary carrie great politician of california and I just defiled you to anyway.
Speaker 2Um, let me nail and palin, so you guys would just uh I'm eating the cake you're eating the cake um smash it. So did anime face. Um. Which famous person would you invite to your birthday party, just to see who they'd bring along?
Speaker 3this is. That's a. That's a. That's a loaded question, is it? Yeah, you know I'm new. It's going to be some titties. I'm running, so I got to pick some titties and bring some more titties. Let Snoop come.
Speaker 1Nah, because I feel like Snoop he's probably going to bring some bitches.
Speaker 3You just want Snoop coming for the weed.
Speaker 1Well, that's part of it.
Speaker 3I'm going to invite Maya. She's just going to show up. That's fine. That'd be my gift. She ain't bringing nobody That'd be my gift. And she can't eat because I'm not vegan. That's fair, so she'd just be here.
Speaker 1And I'd just be looking at her After watching those videos a Doja Cat might be invited too.
Speaker 3All right, we all know that Dev's going to invite Chris Brown.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 3And the cocaine will be there.
Speaker 1Yeah, he ain't bringing no bitches. He's bringing cocaine and a bunch of dance moves and taking every bitch that's there, like oh, that's yours.
Speaker 2So we're about to go do this line real quick In the bathroom.
Speaker 1That's Bruno Mars 24 carry magic.
Speaker 3Nigga.
Speaker 1He was like all right what you got Great album.
Speaker 3Great album.
Speaker 2It is is really is uh there's not too many people that, like I thought about it and I'm like there's not like a celebrity that I want to meet.
Speaker 1That would bring somebody I don't know, I think when you start thinking about it, dave might bring him up. I was like Dave's going to bring Donnell. Yeah, lunell, if he bring Lunell, I'm leaving what?
Speaker 2I was saying somebody like Because Lunell look like she take the day.
Speaker 3She does. She don't ask for permission. She probably does. She probably is the one You're next. Whoa Terry Crews was. She does. She don't have permission. She probably does. She probably is the one, you're next.
Speaker 2Whoa Terry Crews was talking about, I feel like, just because every time I see him he has somebody else on his stream it's Kaisenot. Oh yeah, Because I feel like he bring some people you go. Oh shit, you know them.
Speaker 1Nah, if that nigga's at your, yeah, he's just gonna set up shop, you mind if I got a week, can I get a week?
Speaker 2then they just start bringing people. Because I saw the one he just did recently. I was like it was uh, it was little dicky selena gomez and her significant other, and I was like you, just then he had drewski one, kevin hart. I'm like I'm just curious to see who's gonna bring yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1He got everybody.
Speaker 3Is he going to ring Duff Puff?
Speaker 1I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3Hilary Duff, that big ass boy.
Speaker 1Oh man, she might have been in Idaho.
Speaker 2All right, if your past birthdays were movie titles, what would this year's movie be called?
Speaker 3for my birthday. Then what I do this year shit.
Speaker 1I don't remember what I did this year. I was in Idaho on my birthday. So you a hoe, uh nice, you a hoe, it'd probably be uh niggas in Paris, it was very white.
Speaker 3I don't even know. I can't remember what I did for my birthday.
Speaker 2The hangover.
Speaker 3No, I wasn't drinking. That's the part I wasn't drinking.
Speaker 2I mean, they technically weren't drinking either. They got roofied. Who did you say roofed?
Speaker 3That's why they remember shit spoiler. Yeah, that's just too much. That's what she's gonna just say. Uh, I'm gonna just say right along, I'm pretty sure my wife just took me somewhere.
Speaker 2I don't remember why is the red dead Redemption?
Speaker 3Why, why?
Speaker 2It's the Wild Wild West.
Speaker 3I thought somebody had tuberculosis.
Speaker 2What the way some of these niggas cough yeah.
Speaker 1It's coming back.
Speaker 3It's going to be all over Florida.
Speaker 1It's R-E-N-I-E. Oh yeah, is it? Yes, oh man, I don't even want Fuck how? Oh man, I don't even want fuck how. The fuck is tuberculosis back like cause? Niggas don't believe in getting vaccinated or washing their hands and nothing, or their ass.
Speaker 3I saw that happen at work you have a whole group of people who have admitted that they don't wash their legs in the shower that's true.
Speaker 2I saw that happen at work do you think they wash their ass? Motherfucker walked in right next to me and called no, took a piss and walked right the fuck out of the set, no problem, I'm out of here, dog. This is why I refuse to open that damn door handle.
Speaker 3Where.
Speaker 2At work anywhere, I will either use the little foot handle thing or I'll grab a paper towel and grab the door handle. But I won't grab that shit, raw dog.
Speaker 1I heard a mutany brother Shit.
Speaker 2What's one thing you can officially say you're too old for for starting this birthday all of it all of the bullshit.
Speaker 3I'm too old for being anywhere past 9 30.
Speaker 2That's the fuck I figured out I'm too old for any uh adventure park activities. Nah, I could still do a good six after we got out that roller coaster. I accepted that I can't do what I did last year yeah, I said nigga, I said, if this is terrifying me, I don't need it no more.
Speaker 3I used to go to.
Speaker 2Six Flags like it was nothing.
Speaker 3As the parent who has to ride all the rides, I have no choice.
Speaker 2I just know my chest got tight True.
Speaker 1I couldn't. I tried drinking like I was in my 20s that weekend and it was. It wasn't good, I did it, but like the next four or five days was like damn it's the recovery time.
Speaker 2It's the recovery yeah you don't bounce back like you used to.
Speaker 3Oh wow also I realized you gotta, I gotta be careful I walk downstairs. Oh yeah, I almost fucked my whole back up just coming down.
Speaker 2Yeah, how the fuck that's that wrong I am, uh an advocate for using the handrail I tried to look cool getting out the truck and buckle my knee. You ever seen the people at the paladoc to jump out all willy-nilly and you look at them like are you shit?
Speaker 3okay, there's no ladder there. I I literally sit down, yeah, and slap my ass off the back of the trailer like, Like the tall motherfuckers.
Speaker 2They would literally drop from the trailer and put their whole leg down to the ground.
Speaker 3You're like how the fuck my knee can't take the impact, yeah.
Speaker 2So if you could wake up and all your hair was instantly gray, what would your new old nickname be? Old man nickname.
Speaker 3I would just be Mo, I'm already old, you wanna just be like wise or mo, I don't know.
Speaker 1I think mine would just probably be a phrase like oh, that nigga turned into a snowflake. Laughter, laughter, laughter, laughter, mr Cottontail.
Speaker 2I think I, I think I'd just be Old man McFly.
Speaker 1Old Stutter or Old.
Speaker 2McFly, stutter, ovidicus.
Speaker 1Old Cottontail Sounds a little more prestigious there, alright.
Speaker 2What's the best age you ever turned in? Why? The what best age you ever turned in? Why?
Speaker 113 and why, I don't answer don't, I can. I was a teenager oh, okay, yeah, that's what I thought he was talking about. This is when you learn how to Nah Nah.
Speaker 3Because I thought about it Every other age, just in hindsight, was some bullshit. Damn, 18 brought bills. Yeah 21, bought more bills 25, my insurance has decreased at least.
Speaker 1Now I'm liking this 41 thing, it's actually quite cool. Like, hey, I'm liking this 41 thing. It's actually quite cool. Like, hey, I don't really fucking care, it's nice. It's nice, you can just nah not doing that, why not? I'm 41.
Speaker 3I feel that way now. I think I'm 39. I'm not doing that shit.
Speaker 2Ours would be 10.
Speaker 3You want to turn 10 again?
Speaker 2Huh.
Speaker 3Why.
Speaker 2I discovered masturbation.
Speaker 1Oh, you did it. Okay, I thought he was doing it.
Speaker 2That, yeah, there's no deeper. That's when post-nut clarity was born. Yeah, I like wow this. Yeah, I keep doing this. Um, which birthday did you dread the most?
Speaker 1dread 30. That might have been. Yeah, that was a different because I had a lot of shit to figure out. Yeah, it was dirty. Dirty was a lot. It was like Chris Rock said it's like you going to be? Homeless or you going to get some shit.
Speaker 3It was dirty. He was like nigga, what you doing with your life? You got to do something.
Speaker 2I was 18. Only because I got at 18, I got the mail, my first piece of mail, and it was two things. It was a bill for a fucking computer that uh my dad it it got and they sent it in my name when I turned 18. And I said shit. And then two was uh, the draft. They let me know that I was in the draft.
Speaker 1What draft For the military?
Speaker 2yeah, and I was like so this is the two pieces of things I get when I turn 18, like hey, just so you know. Oh, you must have signed up for financial aid.
Speaker 3I did yeah, that's how they get you oh, 18, I was like.
Speaker 2So this is, this is how we ripped the bandaid off. Huh adulthood, huh might go to war. Brother, what's the most legendary gift you've ever received?
Speaker 1legendary.
Speaker 2I'll plead the fifth like a got got three thousand, I'll plead the fifth okay.
Speaker 3Kev. It was like a got got $3,000. I'll put it to good.
Speaker 1Okay, kev, I'll go with right now again what it's a trip.
Speaker 3It's a trip when I was a birthday kid, yeah sort of I'm paying for it myself oh okay, you know she, it's one of them gifts, huh. Treat yourself, babe. Yeah, one of them gifts, huh treat yourself, babe. Yeah, well now okay, yeah, what's that?
Speaker 2basketball, a basketball, a basketball and I got it for myself ball like one of them 45 dollar ones yeah which ones like the, the spalding when spalding was the official basketball for him. Is that how you took the prom.
Speaker 3No, spalding, I didn't go to prom. That was the joke from the movie.
Speaker 2Oh, oh, I get it. Loving basketball no, no, that thing. I bought that when I was an adult. I think I was turning 30. Mm. I was like, fuck it, I 30?. Mm. I was like I'm going to Walmart and I'm buying a motherfucking basketball.
Speaker 3I've said fuck it a lot of times and bought me some shit for my birthday, but the gift I didn't buy for myself. I'll take the fifth.
Speaker 2I always felt like I think it was like calling to my childhood, because you always got to have shoes, shorts and a ball ready. Shoes, shorts and a ball ready. That's the hooper life. You always got that shit ready. Motherfuckers say you're trying to hoop? Say less, you already have basketball shorts on.
Speaker 3Where's the ball right now? Sit home.
Speaker 2Thanks for giving me that realization that I'm not a hooper Because you're not ready.
Speaker 3That's not with you. You was saying a hoop in between, here and there, though, like listen Ain't. No, that's not what you.
Speaker 1you was saying a hoop in between, here and there, though, like let's ain't. No nigga was gonna be like hey it's funny, as I still would.
Speaker 2It'd be like hey man, I got my my gym shit in the car, let's go. I got shorts and shoes in the car, let's go. No, but those are my basketball shoes for the gym.
Speaker 1Only see, that's how indoor, only different hardwood paws shoes yeah, that I don't have any uh shoes for outside back then yeah, that was not a thing, huh the back, then that was not a thing they got hooked in timbaland um lord, what you fucking new york. How are you from new york, son?
Speaker 2if anybody's ever played basketball with me at north high school, you know at some point you play basketball with me at North High School. You know at some point you played basketball with me, with Timbalands on Me and David David Wall.
Speaker 1David Wall, for sure, yeah.
Speaker 2We were two niggas that didn't hesitate to play in boots, if need be.
Speaker 3You said that shit and I thought about Super Piru nigga last night with the red Tims on that nigga was my only source of entertainment.
Speaker 1I said look this nigga got red dims on. I said this nigga is banging Pyro in the IE like we care. Hey, it ain't on me, it's in me.
Speaker 3I said nigga, you have no competition over here, nigga.
Speaker 2We're not about that life, do you guys?
Speaker 3have anyone that's ever skipped a birthday party and you're still salty about it.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3I missed a good time I missed a good time. My fat ass probably said more food for me. That's all I think.
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Speaker 1Oh, never mind I was going to change mine To the last birthday. It was 40. Never mind I was gonna change mine to the last birthday, it was 40. I did like that one the most you did. We'll talk about it it's nice away from everything, chill in this baller ass house, and just it was nice to be able to afford that. I mean, nigga did you? Was you gonna come to Utah? Yeah, no, you wasn't. Shut your lying ass up I would I would roll.
Speaker 2Hey, I would run your line I went to utah in my career on nba 2k I would, I would, I would run.
Speaker 3I did see that I would run your car.
Speaker 1It was full next year. You don't go? Yeah, now I'm gonna answer this question next year, okay?
Speaker 2so are you? Yeah, um fuck, I lost train of thought you gotta answer the question I was gonna say everybody that never showed up, all of them verge, all you. Yeah, nigga, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 3damn Damn, you got personal with it.
Speaker 1Am I getting shot at for last night, my bad nigga? Oh no, no, I understood.
Speaker 2I already told you. I understood that, but the rest of them niggas, yeah.
Speaker 1Throw them rocks at you.
Speaker 2When I see you, I'm going to stare you down, yeah it's funny.
Speaker 3Dennis texted me. She said are you and Kevin going tonight? I said well, kevin has to work and I'll be there late because I don't want to see them other niggas.
Speaker 2He was honest about it. He wore it on his face. I was like when Patrick told me, I said yeah, it checks out. I saw his face. He gave me a looks like when are you? Going on stage. Did you ever pretend like a birthday present or did you? Oh, I'm sorry, let me reread that. I got a public school education. Did you ever pretend to like a birthday present? I knew this was coming.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can't say it though.
Speaker 2You can't say it. I can't say it. You got to plead the fifth again.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, you got gotta plead the fifth on that. Hell yeah, everybody's done.
Speaker 2You ain't done that pretend to like a birthday. It's usually for my I'll say it fuck it.
Speaker 3My wife bought me a switch for my birthday.
Speaker 1I didn't want a switch oh, like the no an addendo switch, the first one. My wife bought me a switch for my birthday. I don't want to switch.
Speaker 3I like the no, no. A nintendo switch the first one, I don't want it. She's like and, and I couldn't tell her like it was a bad gift, because the look on her face was like I did good this year, right, and I was like you killed it, babe, perfect, perfect, I Perfect, I was like everything I wanted. For some reason, when you tell women you don't want anything, they don't believe it Because at that moment I didn't want anything. There was nothing I wanted.
Speaker 1But when you tell them what you want, they get something else yeah. Well then, why the fuck did you ask me?
Speaker 3So she. So she bought me a Nintendo Switch. I didn't, I had to fake, use it for a couple days and and then I just put it on the dock and now my daughter plays with it it's.
Speaker 2It's a yearly gift, and I don't like every year. I can't say it was from. I'll just say they usually give me like that. They phone it in shit where they go get the body wash combination shit and I like I don't like it, especially because it's the particular smells like it's always like the musk, but and I'm like, and then at the time I'm like you get this every year and then I go. Are you trying to? I'm like you get this every year and then I go. Are you trying to tell me something?
Speaker 3You get the Uncle Percy package. Yeah.
Speaker 1Every year. I did get some shoes from Amanda that I tried to pretend but like four days later I was like this is whack. She got me like the Walmart, motherfucking shoes, like you need to work out shoes. I was like not these, not these, these are styrofoam, take them back.
Speaker 3No, they're still in there, just never wear them, huh.
Speaker 2So did you take them back, or you never took them back because Because?
Speaker 1they're good. Well, I'm a cheap ass nigga, so I was just like you know what I? Well, I'm a cheap-ass nigga, so I was just like you know what.
Speaker 3I'm going to just go ahead and do some yard work in here, oh my God, that's funny because I literally bought $10 shoes off Amazon to do yard work. Look, they just sold the yard.
Speaker 2I still got them in the garage, all right. So when you were under 10 years old, what mattered more? The cake and candles or the action figures?
Speaker 1The Oreos. I was a piece of shit. I remember I got like a birthday gift. I got two gifts, it's probably was that. And you know, like the, I guess I used to like shake my shit and be like, oh that's close throw that shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is a pause and like I remember getting money and like after somebody gave me some clothes, that's close, throw that shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is a pause. He's been shaking that shit and I remember getting money and after somebody gave me some clothes I'm like, ooh, but the answer? I was caked, I was caked in.
Speaker 2I thought you were going to say you were caked up.
Speaker 1I was like nah, Nah.
Speaker 3I mean I won't. My honest answer is neither really matter to me.
Speaker 1Really Neither like the confetti cake oh shit.
Speaker 3Neither, because I live in a household where people love to bake, so there's always cakes and shit around, so it wasn't like cake was a special thing.
Speaker 2And um. So now we live in times where that's a different statement.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1I know People like to bake and shit yeah.
Speaker 2No, the the cake, all the cakes around, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I mean Doja.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3And um and um. The only action figures I really, really was excited about was when I got the Ninja Turtle set.
Speaker 2So I was always an action figure. I never.
Speaker 1Yeah, I always played with. Uh, that's pause. I'll pause it before. I always would play with my homeboys fucking whoa, whoa. Power Rangers and shit whoa, I did like that uh the. Rock'em.
Speaker 3Sock'em Robot, though, with my homeboys fucking whoa, whoa, power Rangers and shit whoa. I did like that. The rock and soccer robot, though never we never got, one never got one. You can go buy one today. They still got them cool man.
Speaker 1Them shits is fun. They're probably like $80.
Speaker 2I was the weird kid that, like my sister, took me to the mall and I got the Ghostbuster proton pack.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, why is?
Speaker 3that weird. Yeah, I was like that's me and the kid, because I went to school and told everybody I was a Ghostbuster.
Speaker 2And I walked around like I don't know if you know this, but I'm a fucking Ghostbuster. You protect a girl because I'm a Ghostbuster.
Speaker 1I was sitting you sound like hating me, I ain't fucked them, niggas should have ghost busted them.
Speaker 2Hoes, I tried proton pack. Didn't work. Turns out it was plastic. I shot up everything. Nothing came out. Just pause. Uh, slimer. Oh yeah, it was a slime. Um, and it's weird cause after. Nah, I'm not gonna get into it. Uh, I'm not gonna do that when we're black. Ever had a surprise Party that actually shocked you.
Speaker 3I don't think I've ever had a surprise party, so no.
Speaker 1No, no, no, I don't think I've had one I had one, and that was.
Speaker 3I've talked about it before it was.
Speaker 2Uh, my dad had this old two-tone primer pickup truck. It was a toyota pickup truck and he took me to the riverside plaza. If anybody knows, the Riverside Plaza used to have the warehouse inside. So, um, he took me there to get a gift.
Speaker 2And then we came back home and I think the telltale sign to turn off all the lights was him driving down the street past the house and me, being a a very, very, very observant kid, I looked to the house and the lights just shut off and I was like they heard this loud-ass truck. They knew to turn off the lights so it shocked me that it was attempted. But I kind of figured it out once the lights went off. And then I walked in and everybody was like surprised. I was like, oh shit, this is the first and last time you niggas ever show love for me. Then I proceeded. My sister bought me a crisscross. It was a crisscross VHS where, like, they show you how they did jump and all that, and all my friends were there and that was the last time I saw most of the niggas in my life. So Thank you and fuck everyone else. This show ain't over.
Speaker 3Let me keep going.
Speaker 2I'm stuck on crisscross vhs like god damn. Yes, it was a crisscross vhs, I remember it came in a green that's dope box.
Speaker 2Sound like bts too yeah, and they showed you how they did jump. And then they had like a video, a couple of videos, at the end of the it was it was jumping, I believe I missed the bus was on there and they had videos for them. And I remember, remember I was a big Chris Cross fan, I even had my hair like them. So I was really offended when I saw Nate profess to me, he said take them shitlots off your head Because mine's got to look like that, because they weren't professing. So anyway, I'm being very vulnerable with you guys. I'm being very vulnerable with you guys. I miss the best song as a grown man. Be honest, do you want a birthday song or not?
Speaker 2A birthday song, like when they sing birthday to you. Yeah.
Speaker 3I don't really care.
Speaker 2They did it for me last night. It was weird.
Speaker 3I don't, I don't. I'm not particularly fond of it, but I don't really care it's cute.
Speaker 2It's cute. You know what's funny? My sister and people have done it so often for everyone else that I was expecting certain versions or remixes to the birthday song anytime I hear it. So I didn't hear it. I was like this ain't it.
Speaker 3We said cha-cha-cha.
Speaker 2You said cha-cha-cha.
Speaker 3In the back Probably didn't hear us.
Speaker 2How'd you know about the cha-cha-cha? My wife was loud cha-cha-cha.
Speaker 3So she got her, everybody cha-cha-cha. How'd you know about the cha-cha-cha, the cha-cha-cha?
Speaker 2everybody know about the cha-cha-cha what about the many more on channel 4?
Speaker 1we know about that Scooby Doo, channel 2 they didn't do that.
Speaker 2That's why I was like used to that one now um what we owe do they still do that, do youngsters I don't think so. They still say.
Speaker 1They say six, seven, I just don't know what that is. They was yelling that at us too, like I was like what the fuck is that? I guess it means nothing, six, seven days they say it means nothing okay a lot of things mean nothing.
Speaker 2They exist this is true yeah, family cooks or grandma's cake, which is the birthday NBP family cooks.
Speaker 1My grandma didn't bake family cooks cause I cook nigga, so give me a break break me off a piece of that cake, unless it's some bullshit they cook.
Speaker 3Then give me the cake oh, the question or do, do we want? Do we want them to cook?
Speaker 2no, it's like which ones of MVP do you like when you're growing up? Which?
Speaker 3oh, when the family cook yeah, look, we had sweets all you're growing up. Oh, when the family cook yeah, look, we had sweet talk time.
Speaker 1Growing up. Yeah, usually there wasn't cooks like that. There wasn't cooks Like what do you mean?
Speaker 2There's hot dogs and shit Everything was store-bought.
Speaker 1Well, no shit, everything's from the store.
Speaker 2Nigga, you ain't from the store.
Speaker 1One of them hood barbecues, leg quarters and motherfuckers.
Speaker 3Hey, nigga, hey, hey, Don't talk about them. Leg quarters.
Speaker 1I knew you was gonna jump in. I'll fuck up a leg quarter right now. Nigga, we got thighs and little patties.
Speaker 3We got thighs, legs and patties. That's it, nigga. This is some nigga shit to act.
Speaker 2That's got thighs, legs and patties. That's it, nigga.
Speaker 1That's just some nigga shit to act. Wake up, motherfucker can catch up.
Speaker 2That's it so we're gonna say rent or mortgages due or birthday plans. Be real, which ones?
Speaker 1I'm playing the mortgage.
Speaker 2Oh, that's some nigga shit yeah, that's some nigga shit I'm playing the mortgage nigga?
Speaker 1that's not even a question I need somewhere to live.
Speaker 3I could always celebrate my birthday next week. Yeah, like that's outrageous.
Speaker 2That's some nigga shit I want to.
Speaker 1I wish there was like some.
Speaker 2I want to see a survey.
Speaker 1now we're like nigga nigga my birthday.
Speaker 2I know I saw some niggas last night that singing Neo. They'd be, they'd be, they'd birthday.
Speaker 3Trump's not the first.
Speaker 2Pun intended, that's not going to work. Who's the first person you hope calls or texts you for your birthday?
Speaker 1Jesus.
Speaker 3Hold on now.
Speaker 2Wait a minute, I don't know if you want that one.
Speaker 3You trying to tell us something, Kevin? Do we need intervention? What's going on?
Speaker 1Hit me on the back.
Speaker 3It don't matter to me.
Speaker 1People got lives yeah it's going to be First people, are going to be the first people, normally because they're in the house. So if not?
Speaker 2Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 1Okay, is she calling?
Speaker 3You think?
Speaker 2so I'll just text.
Speaker 1You think she takes my because she texts let me know for me, it's normally the people who live back east that tell me first, because they up yeah so I'll wake up to text messages I do like those ones that are out of like nowhere, like niggas you ain't talked to in a minute like hey man, I just think about you and you're like, oh wow, you just you ain't even on social media like I just remembered your birthday, so just saying what's up, like, oh thanks, that's awesome, that's that feels good, has it ever?
Speaker 3happened. I've never had that I've had friends that that pop up on occasion, but not for birthdays my cousin called me every year because her birthday's the day before mine, so I I call her, and then some years she'll call me, or some years she'll just be lazy and say I'm going to tell you happy birthday today because I'm getting drunk tonight. I said I appreciate that.
Speaker 1Yeah, my homeboy texted me out of nowhere and he was a little late, but I don't care, but I feel bad because I'm like I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2Reminded me what nigga carded you at 41?.
Speaker 1It's at the liquor store In. Boise In Cala Mesa, on the way to Boise Fuck out of here. You old enough to get this and I was, like you know what, as of today, I'm 41. Had to do that little move, probably that dumbass grin too.
Speaker 2When I turned 21,.
Speaker 3They didn't cart me for shit. And I was like what?
Speaker 1the fuck. I probably went in there like, yeah, let me get these tall kids get some cigarettes, and they were like I mean as a, as a, as a nigga.
Speaker 3That's looked like he's been in a midlife crisis since sophomore year ain't been carted since did the?
Speaker 2did people hit you up to get them liquor?
Speaker 3no no, you didn't have that one they knew better to call me, cause I would ask like how the fuck you get my number, cause I'm finna block. Whatever case, it's them number like come on man, get us some, some alcohol, man.
Speaker 1We saw a fake ID trying to get used on Monday at uh last Monday in uh. We saw a fake ID trying to get used on Monday last Monday in Agua Caliente. Girls walked up to the crap table with the fake ID. The guy was like hey, you got to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3See, that's not the place to do it. They just want to gamble, yeah.
Speaker 2See, that's dumb. I'm going to rephrase this Do you feel like you're ever going to be too old to either use a bouncy house and or trampoline park?
Speaker 3Bouncy house yes, because I'm not calling my ass in there. Trampoline park no.
Speaker 1No, it's just weight. You might do heavy, I think that. Well, I'm kind of scared of like, because the bouncy house have those like the, the rounded shit. So I'm get scared like jumping and then doing the the twist with the ankle. So maybe a trampoline park over the bouncy house, for sure I almost broke a finger at the trampoline park that's because you're doing wild shit.
Speaker 1You're trying to do flips and shit. Yeah, I'm too scared do flips. Yeah, I'm too scared, nigga, like I watch too many videos and like the last one I watched where the girl did the full flip and then another and face-planted in the sand. I feel like that's me. So.
Speaker 3I ain't doing shit. Look here, I'm not doing shit. That was injury. I can cough right now and hurt my back, sneeze boy.
Speaker 1I think the last flip I did was a belly flop into the pool.
Speaker 3It didn't work out Athletic.
Speaker 1I'm going to have to teach him that one day I'm an athlete.
Speaker 2What's your birthday? Sneaky link food order.
Speaker 3I'm married.
Speaker 2No, I'm saying the secret food Like it's secret food nigga, not the sneak.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 2The cheap food. Something food that you would.
Speaker 3I wouldn't order it If I'm making, if I'm getting food from my, it's oxtails, oxtails it. If I'm getting food from my brother, it's oxtails, oxtails, I'm not sharing Wow.
Speaker 2You don't have nothing else that you would eat, that no one knows that you eat no.
Speaker 3Oxtails.
Speaker 2Just oxtails, oxtails.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't have no secret ass food, but it's probably some shit that ain't nobody else eating in the house.
Speaker 3No, I would just post it. Nigga, I'm eating this, I'm not.
Speaker 2Even at Joseph's.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2You hear that Joseph's.
Speaker 3I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1Now, if we talking like Since it's not sneaky, I just, sometimes I'll get shit that I know ain't nobody gonna eat, like liver and onions. Oh yeah, I'm gonna use that safe around me. I love this shit. Nah, not sardines. I do like smoked oysters and shit. So I'll get shit like that, cause I know Ain't nobody gonna come Fuck with my birthday Birthday food.
Speaker 2My dad and Speed, they eat sardines. Spread out the damn can.
Speaker 3That's what my wife do. She got my daughter on that shit.
Speaker 2That shit, I can't the smell Nah.
Speaker 3I can't the smell. Nah, I can't do it.
Speaker 1It's terrible. Yeah, I ain't getting no kisses from Amanda when I'm eating smoked oysters. She's like stay your ass over there.
Speaker 3What's she doling?
Speaker 1I get it, they ain't yeah.
Speaker 3My wife did. She told me the other day that she's never had pig feet, so that's why.
Speaker 1I ain't never had pig feet. I used to have pickle pig feet and shit.
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Speaker 3My mom was at the store buying pickle pig feet. I said, mom, why are you still eating pickle pig feet?
Speaker 1We used to eat the hog mugs or whatever they were, but I never found them. I can't find them no more.
Speaker 3Pickled hog mugs.
Speaker 1Yeah, that shit was fire. No, that shit was fire.
Speaker 3I've had hog mugs. I ain't had a hog mug in a minute I've eaten everything but pig ear and pig tail.
Speaker 1Pig ear is awful. From the rooty to the free it's awful, it look awful. I was so mad that I did it because my grandma was one of those that when you bit it you're finishing it and I bit it and I was like, and I was like, oh fuck, so that's it.
Speaker 3My aunt loves pig ears. She used to cook them up. I'm like it looks disgusting.
Speaker 1It's just skin and gristle. It's not good. Yeah hard ass gristle it's not good. Sorry, I don't think nobody want to hear about that you ever had pig ear no.
Speaker 3I am, you called me.
Speaker 2Caucasian here, I'm not.
Speaker 3You had bacon. I can't relate Bacon, yeah, ham, no, you never had ham. I've had ham no.
Speaker 2I've had it in no yeah.
Speaker 3You've never had a ham sandwich or nothing.
Speaker 2Growing up I didn't really like yeah, so no, I had ham, but it was a long time.
Speaker 3You never had a honey glazed ham.
Speaker 1No, it was just fire, nigga, I fucked up. Dr Pepper ham is pretty fire too. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2So the last part of this episode. I'm going to let these guys ask me five questions, since it's my birthday episode.
Speaker 3Five questions.
Speaker 2Five questions or ten.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 2But I'm going to say five for sake of time.
Speaker 3Okay, my first question is do you feel as if, as you've been on your health journey, do you feel as your body is de-aging, or do you feel like you still feel 40?
Speaker 2I feel like it's de-aging. I feel younger now than I've done have in the. I feel like I feel younger now than I've done have in the last 10 years. I feel younger now than I did then and I look in the mirror.
Speaker 1I look younger now than I did then Mentally, how do you feel in that regard since doing the health journey?
Speaker 2And I have confidence, but I shit with the way life goes.
Speaker 1I was gonna say do you think 40 and all that's kind of it like it's like a conflict.
Speaker 2One one side is like oh man, you feel amazing physically and you, you show what you're capable of mentally, but then you got life over here going gotcha bitch yeah like so it's a combination. So you're like you're fighting and you're like nigga. If I didn't have this shit, I'd be feeling amazing, but I still gotta deal with this shit like it yeah, I get that yeah, amen.
Speaker 3I got it. Would you, if you could pick one, would you take a, a verse from J or a beat from Timbaland?
Speaker 2verse from jay or a beat from timbaland.
Speaker 3Verse from jay don't pick no trash.
Speaker 2I'd be for that I feel like that was, that was easy yeah, I mean, this nigga's a billionaire and one of the best lyricists to ever do it, and you know how I feel about uh jay. So yeah, even though, see and it's triggered me because I heard fucking Timbaland made the message over and I said, man, if you don't get the fuck off, that beat One of my favorite producers, and I was let down. You ever heard it.
Speaker 1No, I haven't heard anything. He's done, he didn't change anything.
Speaker 2He just did his own take on the beat, but he spit it bar for bar. It's like a jungle of times. It makes me wonder how I keep from going to his own. Take on the beat, but he did. He spit it bar for bar. It's like a jungle of times. It makes me wonder how.
Speaker 1I keep from going to the broken glass everywhere.
Speaker 2I said man, Tim, if you don't shut, up, he was rapping yeah, oh, no Then yeah, that shouldn't have happened.
Speaker 1Nah, he just read that the beat and this people pissing on the staircase. Just don't care. Yeah, what would you say? Have your fears changed as you aged?
Speaker 2it's usually the fear of the providing and, uh, making sure the family's okay. Because you know, when you're young you're thinking about you and and and your limits and your and your possibilities. And you get older and kids come into play and you're like what can I do for them because? And then you have that fear of what if I expire or die too soon before I can get them to where they should be or need to be, I guess that's what I should ask you answered it without me even saying like fears of, like mortality and stuff that they change, and you don't think about the shit, young, you think about.
Speaker 2If death happens, it happens, but then you're thinking like, no, I need to make sure I'm here so I can get them. Becomes more of a constant as you get a bit older and then when you hear people dying around you, it becomes more reality that you're like there's a possibility. Nigga, don't take it for granted. That's why I hit that fucking Stairmaster and changed my diet.
Speaker 2This happened last night. I walked past the fucking mirror and had to double take because I was like who the fuck is that? And I was like, oh, that's me.
Speaker 1Nigga, you was scared of your own shadow.
Speaker 2Yeah because I wasn't used to seeing me in that light, nigga.
Speaker 3I bought 40 waist who is this nigga?
Speaker 2I got to say this. I bought 40-inch waist jeans for yesterday.
Speaker 1What's up, nigga?
Speaker 2Couldn't fit. A year ago I was in size 50. The 40s fit me large on the waist so I had to wear a belt and, like I said, when I walked past the mirror I had to double who. And like I said when I walked past the mirror, I had to double say who the fuck is. Oh, that's me. What's up? Yeah, it kind of threw me I'm like what's wrong?
Speaker 1no, because you still you still wearing no, I ain't, no, I'm too fucking.
Speaker 1It's over here. We went to the store trying to buy some clothes and shit for vacation and amanda lost a bunch of weight, so congrats. And you know, she was, you know, re-outfitting. And some old nigga comes up and like I was getting some other stuff when I was walking up and I was like who's this nigga just talking to her? And then they're just talking about their fitness journey. And then I come up and he's like, oh, you got to get him going now.
Speaker 2And I'm like I was like thanks, I guess I'm a man, fuck you, but thank you and fuck you you're doing great, but this guy.
Speaker 3Um, my next question would be since you have the honor of being both a boy dad and girl dad, which one is more enjoyable?
Speaker 2I think they have their equal benefits because there's certain milestones you can share with sons that you understand and connect with and resonate with you, because you were at a point where a son and had those moments. So when you get to reconnect with those moments you're like I.
Speaker 2I know what that feels like because I was, I've been on both ends of that pause and what the on the, on the, on the, on the on the girl dad side it it's. You get to experience things that you are unfamiliar with and then you realize how different it's, a different type of love. I had to go somewhere and I took Zully somewhere and when I went back to pick up Ava she was like, oh my God, Dad, I thought you'd never come back and she gave me a hug and you realize it's a different feeling because with her she's a lot more emotional. Where, like, Andreas, is a lot more logical, so he's like me and she's the opposite, so like he'll kind of process something and understand in the moment this is what it is when she's more emotional and lets you know her feelings in the moment. So it's like it's two different loves but they're equal, it's just different.
Speaker 1Different way to explain it, so it's equal to me that's dope, but they're equal.
Speaker 2It's just different. It's equal to me. That's dope. People don't normally ask for a shoot down. People don't get to see the side of that, but yeah, it's dope. It's dope being able to see both sides.
Speaker 1I will never See both sides.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm done you sure about that, you might got one to take. And if I do, I'm going to shoot it in the sink, the accuracy.
Speaker 1Now we hit 40 coming up. I know you just got here, but what do you? What is your next decade look like in your assessment.
Speaker 2What are you? Success as far as podcast wise, hopefully preparation to getting the maneuvering out of UPS.
Speaker 1You can say get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2Finding a different avenue to understand happiness, and and, and not let things that that have plagued me for 40 years plague me anymore.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That that's the goal, and then and seeing how my kids turn out.
Speaker 1uh, because in 10 years there'll be, it's going to be different.
Speaker 3You have an 18 year old. That's crazy.
Speaker 2So that that yeah that's great. I just think that's that's ain't it? Yeah, I remember holding tiny babies and now they're like they're, they have their own personalities. Hold up.
Speaker 3I just thought about something that means we're getting close. We're getting close to our bad boy moment. Who the fuck is Reggie?
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah. I mean. Oh shit, you just triggered me, god damn it. I was picking up Ava yesterday. I was bringing the kids up there and Ava walked up to me and she goes dad, dad, dad. And then a lark was running around. So she picks up a lark and she's like dad, can you hold him? And then some black kid walks by and she goes bye, ava. She goes bye and I looked at her and I said I look back and she goes what? And then Zulu's like don't mind him.
Speaker 3I said no, him.
Speaker 2I said no, fuck that. Who was him? Who was him?
Speaker 3yeah, who was him?
Speaker 2and then she was able. It was like he's nobody. Dad said no, I don't know this, saying hated random boys I'm gonna tell y'all guys, uh, you got a long way to go. Oh no, that's one thing I can't like. I was like who the fuck's that?
Speaker 1I got an 18 year or 17 year old in here and you're just like, yeah, that's. I got an 18-year-old or 17-year-old in here and you're just like, yeah, I hope this nigga could fight. That's what I be looking at, where I'm just like just don't get caught out there sleeping with me, and then they start driving that.
Speaker 2That's scary too, anyway. That's the scary shit, I'm not gonna incriminate myself threatening oh yeah, and I can't.
Speaker 1I'll do it.
Speaker 3Boys nigga, don't do that go fuck, we're gonna have to be like more lethal protection, protection. Now he's gonna be gone for three to five protection five months you can't just have no kids protection. Oh, it's my turn.
Speaker 1My bad, go ahead yeah, no, it is yours, that's right this is.
Speaker 3This is not a question. I just need you to stop stop coming from my, from my, stop coming from my boy Lark. Okay, he's not, he's not that he's not.
Speaker 2He's not you know what pisses me off about Lark aka Stitch? You, he's not a Stitch. You know what pisses me off about a Lark aka Stitch? You know, in this health journey we only get few joys.
Health Journey and Future Reflections
Speaker 2And he likes all your snacks he likes all my snacks and one day this week I snuck off because I was like I still got a little bit of calories left. So I had one of those Quest brownies and I always heat it up. So I'm like I'm going to sneak. I always heat it up so I'm like I'm gonna sneak off, heat it up and eat it.
Speaker 2I go, heat it up you smoke that shit out I see something creep around the corner, dad, I said god damn it, smiling too he. And then, like he sees it, he smiles. He's like all right, he's like we got us a snack. I said god damn it. So I go upstairs and I'm like he's going to forget about it. That motherfucker was like huh, so I can't have nothing of my own. And then he ended up getting damn near almost half the goddamn brownie. I was like there was, there was no point to enjoy this brownie.
Speaker 3It sounds like to me he was saving you the calories.
Speaker 2I did lose weight. See, he's more helpful, he's looking out.
Speaker 3He See, he's more helpful. He's just looking out, he's looking out.
Speaker 2Looking out.
Speaker 3Looking out my question it would be is there? Do you feel like it's kind of like I don't know generic, but do you feel like the things you've learned over the last decade, you are in a place now where you can implement them to be twice as good in this next decade?
Speaker 2I'll say yes, and no only because yes, just because you comprehend, you kind of got the bearings and you're like all right, the gist of it is this this is the job, parenting is this, you know. But then you're like, all right, the gist of it is this this is the job, parenting is this. But then you're like then it's still unfamiliar territory, because now they're going into teen years and it's a different time, and every couple years there's something new and different that we ain't fucking heard of. So it's like you kind of get an idea of what you're supposed to be to a degree, but then you still don't know what the fuck is to come that question was catered towards you, but you went to the father beside you oh, catered towards me as a.
Speaker 2I think I understand, and as I get older, what my capabilities are and the limiting of my soul seems to kind of disappear with each milestone I reach, health-wise, like. That's why I honestly wanted to perform last night. I wanted to see where I was capable of and when you realize that you could do better than you did in your 20s as a performer. That just gave me another acknowledgement of, and which was a silver lining for me because of how the show ended, was I can do anything, even playing basketball at the gym.
Speaker 2I remember when I first started I was winded, I was out of shape, overweight, out of shape, overweight, and then now it's to the point that these niggas dread me being on the court with them because they know this nigga's going to rebound like crazy. He's going to fucking play defense and try to lock somebody down or if my shot's on, I'm hitting it. So it's doing things that I haven't been able to do in a long time. But let me know that I was limiting myself as opposed to realizing what I was capable of, so I was thinking more of you can't do this instead of realizing you can do anything you fucking want to, if you just put it in mind. So the next however many years, is just understanding that the only limits I have is what I put on myself. So the next 10 years should be interesting. The only limits I have is what I put on myself.
Speaker 1So the next 10 years should be interesting. I'm going to ask you something that I would have asked you earlier, since you brought it up when are you going to stop doing my nigga Patrick like?
Speaker 2that on Instagram. Which part? That's what I'm trying to figure out. What did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 3Which part that nigga Hold on, that nigga Patrick like that on Instagram? Which part? That's what I'm trying to figure out. What did I do? What did I do? Which part that nigga hold on? Sorry, no, that nigga Patrick was lucky. I was tired last night because I had a line of jokes ready for his ass.
Speaker 2Are we referring to the Uncle Aaron Every time I?
Speaker 1see the one-on-one clips I'm like damn nigga, don't put this on. It looks like it's 11 to 1 what are we talking about, the Uncle?
Speaker 3Aaron are we talking about the? Did he do it? He's talking about the basketball oh yeah, the basketball oh.
Speaker 2I thought you were talking about the. The cause there was, if you pay attention to the clips from last night. They got anyway, that's on that nigga. I told him. I said you know the camera's on right, you know what he's on right, you know what he signed up, for I just always laugh.
Speaker 3I'm like, because I looked at it, I said one of them niggas have to take a PT test every year and the other one's just in shape.
Speaker 1Oh no, it's a mile and a half a year. That's why you joined the Navy For the listeners.
Speaker 2I post videos every time I play basketball and Patrick just happens to be consistently in videos and possibly the victim in these videos.
Speaker 1Not possibly.
Speaker 3It's just wild that the prowler has weak ankles he should have learned something from miles you need to wear a suit next time you play. I can hear patrick right now man, fuck you mo no, but it was.
Speaker 2I said it's, it's dope about patrick is. Throughout the years he's always been like like this positive guy and like he's seen me at my slow points and high points. So like when he's he makes it, you got quicker. I don't like that shit. I know it's. It's from a place of yeah, it's it's love. Yeah, it's love. Anytime I talk shit about him, he knows it's not from a bad place.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, Fuck no, when I talk shit about him, it's from my own amusement.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, you just an asshole. I was still trying to see where the positivity came in, because he's been talking shit the whole time.
Speaker 1Well, he said tired positivity.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Well, he said tired positively, oh. So it's kind of it's being canceled out.
Speaker 1It's being tested. How about musically? How are we looking?
Speaker 3You asked two questions, oh.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, my bad, I'll retract.
Speaker 3No, go ahead. I'll save it no go ahead.
Speaker 2Musically, I plan on releasing songs. Musically, I plan on releasing songs. As far as a project, it's all dependent on timing and feeling. And again I say I will never perform free again. I learned, I thought about it last night and I said nigga, no one's getting this shit for free, it's going to be for a price. I know what my capabilities are and I know I can put on a hell of a show, and I hear how many niggas do use backing tracks or or they rely heavily on on on sounds instead of their, their vocal. That that's your instrument. Your voice is your instrument. Let's go. This is not just anybody, but your voice is your instrument. Utilize it. Make the most of it. Don't try to rely on things to mask something. Take your craft seriously and do it right, Otherwise it doesn't sound right. So yeah, Does that work?
Speaker 3I said he can do the last question.
Speaker 2No, you got one more.
Speaker 1That's cool, I'll answer it quickly he just trying to like. That's not positive.
Speaker 2Just one more. Just one more question. Come on, man.
Speaker 1You be silly.
Speaker 3Did you have a? Did you, did you indulge in a cheat meal for your birthday? I thought about this because I was talking to Pacino and he said he had pozole and cheesecake on his birthday. I said I know that's not in your macros, nigga, so did you partake?
Speaker 2in anything you mean this year.
Speaker 3Yeah, do you plan on partaking in anything on your birthday?
Speaker 2I don't plan on it. I'll probably have a version of it. So like I like pizza, so I'd have a version.
Speaker 3There's no such thing as healthy pizza.
Speaker 2Well, there's a less calorie dense pizza.
Speaker 3Oh, just the toppings Cooking with quiche. Just the toppings Cooking with quiche.
Speaker 1What about? The cauliflower? Ain't good.
Speaker 3No no.
Speaker 2But you can use certain things.
Speaker 3By the time you put, you put the sauce on.
Speaker 2There it's a wrap, when a pizza a whole pie could be 700 whatever calories as opposed to 2,000.
Speaker 3Nigga, when you only got 18 for the day. 700 is a lot.
Speaker 2That's why you only eat two meals that day and you go out of your way to be on a fast for half the day, just so you can enjoy that pizza.
Speaker 3Side note nigga those sour. I know you don't like the puff bars, but them sour ones is fucking fire.
Speaker 2I'm going to get me a drum roll donut now.
Speaker 3Oh shit's fire too.
Speaker 2Because I didn't know that they existed until he sent me the picture. With that being said, this has been episode 214 of the Heavyweight.
Speaker 1Podcast.
Speaker 2Thank you for everybody that showed up last night. It is my birthday. The next time you see me, I will be 40. Like, subscribe, share and comment. Shout out to Des. Yeah, shout out to Des. She was there last night, but she will be back soon.
Speaker 3Maybe when she's ready, she'll tell y'all yeah, that's what we'll say.
Speaker 2She's still here. She's our sister Hold on.
Speaker 1Don't take it that far.
Speaker 2Oh damn, uh, hold on, hold on, I'll take it that far.
Speaker 1Oh damn, uh, he's fixing himself, but until next time. We love you. Peace, peace, I'll do it. That's a wrap, y'all. That's that's how she wrote, so make sure to click like subscribe. Tune in, we on austrian platform. So until next time. Well, I like you.
