Ding Dong! We've missed you, and we've got a lot to catch up on! Some exciting life updates include Champ finishing school, saying goodbye to Whittier, and an unforgettable concert experience seeing The Cure. We also share our thoughts on a recent visit to Villains Brewery in Anaheim - a place with an incredible atmosphere, good food, and beer. So grab a drink and join us for some laughs and life updates!
Navigating the world of first dates can be tricky, but we've got your back! We discuss the delicate art of breaking the ice and share some valuable tips for making a great first impression. You'll also hear about a heartwarming policy at a popular first date spot in Whittier, California, that ensures no one leaves disappointed (Guildhall). And if you're curious about safe words and their significance in relationships, we've got that covered too!
Before we wrap up, we've got some juicy celebrity gossip involving Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and a scandal with Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox. Plus, you'll hear our frustrating tale of a custom song purchase gone wrong and our plans for finding a new theme song. Cheers to being back, and we can't wait to share more with you every Monday!
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Ding Dong! We've missed you, and we've got a lot to catch up on! Some exciting life updates include Champ finishing school, saying goodbye to Whittier, and an unforgettable concert experience seeing The Cure. We also share our thoughts on a recent visit to Villains Brewery in Anaheim - a place with an incredible atmosphere, good food, and beer. So grab a drink and join us for some laughs and life updates!
Navigating the world of first dates can be tricky, but we've got your back! We discuss the delicate art of breaking the ice and share some valuable tips for making a great first impression. You'll also hear about a heartwarming policy at a popular first date spot in Whittier, California, that ensures no one leaves disappointed (Guildhall). And if you're curious about safe words and their significance in relationships, we've got that covered too!
Before we wrap up, we've got some juicy celebrity gossip involving Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, and a scandal with Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox. Plus, you'll hear our frustrating tale of a custom song purchase gone wrong and our plans for finding a new theme song. Cheers to being back, and we can't wait to share more with you every Monday!
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Welcome back to All Tricks, no Treats, the number one relationship slash printing podcast.
Briana:We've been coming out every four weeks.
Cris:We've been MIA. We have no excuses, sorry, we just like to tease you. You know We're like, okay, now we're going to do it every week, but then don't. We're liars essentially, but hopefully we'll be back on your Spotify playlist and YouTube channels.
Briana:Consistent, yeah, consistent. Hopefully we'll be consistent, yay, okay, so bear with us, just because we're getting back into the groove.
Cris:I'm fucking so nervous.
Briana:Some of us are a little nervous, We're catching up, Okay. So let's just act like you know. We're talking to our friends because we are Yeah. Okay, so we're catching up. Champ finished school. He had his last day of school.
Cris:Bittersweet, very bittersweet, because that means we leave Whittier forever. Not forever, but you know.
Briana:Yeah, our last like pretty big tie to Whittier is done, so we're officially moved out and gone Officially In our new city. In our new city. Yeah, To my bestie Becca Who, by the way, when you listen to this, thank you.
Cris:She's watching the kids.
Briana:She's watching the kids right now And I was telling her she was asking me about it and I was just telling her that it just felt like it's been a lot of back and forth for him. And it just felt like when we went and picked him up for his last day of school because that's like a little we're a big tradition family When we picked him up, i just felt like this big sense of relief, like It's done. Like it's, we did it.
Cris:It was. it was crazy to see because it was a lot, especially for champ, because he was traveling 25, 30 minutes away. He would stay at his grandparents a couple of days out of the week, which was sad for us too. But picking him up you can see he was a little like sad. He wasn't like smiling or we're like, oh, what's up, dude, you're a little sad because you're not coming back, and he was like, yeah, i'm happy he could be honest with us.
Briana:Like with something like that.
Cris:But it's. It's sad to go, but yeah.
Briana:So we, just you know, we validate those feelings and let them know, that that's okay. It's okay to be sad. You know, we get sad too when we have to leave things, but it doesn't mean that we're done with it.
Cris:One chapter closed and the next one opens.
Briana:Justin Bobby. But yes, so that's something big that was in our little lives little time frame. Next is we went and saw the cure.
Cris:The cure still looking good. Not that good, but good, No yeah.
Briana:Robert Smith's uh, I mean his lipsticks still smears. Amazingly, that herities is still as high as it can go.
Cris:They still sound pretty good. They sound amazing, yeah, but they're getting up there in age, which is sad.
Briana:It is sad. They're one of my top three favorite bands, So to be able to see them again.
Cris:I saw them.
Briana:The last time I saw them in the Hollywood Bowl I was 17. We just graduated high school.
Cris:How long ago was that? 15 years ago. 15 years ago, don't remind me. We're going to start looking like them soon.
Briana:I already do. Um, something else we did is, uh, we went to Villains Brewery.
Cris:A new brewery in Nihonaheim, california Brewery Brewery. That's so weird, weird.
Briana:It is a word We're going to start having, like this one Yeah.
Cris:Well, it had higher end vibes. There was security, and then there was like two security. One was letting people in as people came out, and then another one had like a fucking little mini clipboard.
Briana:There was like a list, like a guest list.
Cris:People were walking in and we just didn't like it.
Briana:We stood in line with our stroller and our three kids.
Cris:Parking was pretty shitty. Um yeah, But overall it was cool. They have like a clubby vibe kind of.
Briana:So I had seen it And I think we also went with my aunt, uncle and my cousin and his girlfriend And she is originally the one who's really been wanting to go because it's called Villains and she really likes scary movies, like us. She likes scary movies, like she likes the creepy things in life And um, so she's, you know she really wanted to go and we got there and we were like, oh, i mean, i love the decor, it's beautiful.
Cris:It's modern.
Briana:Yes, it's like a kind of like a LA well we were sitting. It's like a LA pool club type vibe.
Cris:Yeah.
Briana:Um, i was expecting more, like we were talking about. I was like, oh, maybe like some scary movies could have been playing on screens or something, but it was still. It was still really.
Cris:It's a cool name. It just didn't really. it doesn't fit the name, I don't think.
Briana:Yeah.
Cris:But it's cool Like they have a storage containers as little buildings kind of, with vines everywhere. They had a pool that had a cover and people were sitting on the pool and it's like down. this place is pretty gnarly. So it definitely is a sick place.
Briana:Yeah, i want to go back for sure, yeah, for sure. Um, something else we've been uh very into our. We always get like stuck on a show. So our show we just finished it last night Actually, drink masters. And since we're talking about drink masters, let's, let's.
Cris:cheers Cause let's do it. I'm not going to interrupt you like four times to do this, but I'm glad you did that perfect way.
Briana:I'm a good. I'm a good.
Cris:Segui Cheers to being back every Monday, hopefully.
Briana:We didn't say which Monday.
Cris:Oh man, it's always so crispy, the first drink It is. And gassy, anyway, gassy, gassy.
Briana:Yeah, that was waiting for you. Um, yeah, we've been watching the show on Netflix called drink masters. It's about these bartenders, who they are. We were talking about it. Like, when we go to a bar, we usually like you just get the old fashioned. I get the tequila sprite, tequila squirt, like we're very simple, but these people are like they're, it's like their craft.
Cris:Yeah, it's. It's a what's a drink? masters is what it's called, but it's like a chopped version for cocktails. You know what's crazy. Longer times then people.
Briana:From chopped they get like an hour and a half to make a drink And people in chopped have to cook like meat and they make ice cream and stuff. I just realized that.
Cris:That's fucking dude. These people are making an hour and a half cocktails. How is that possible? I'd sock you in the head if I would be gone if I ordered that drink and they're like okay, an hour and a half you'll have it. I'd punch her in the face and walk out. Yeah, it's still someone's drink and be like bitch. I ain't waiting an hour and a half, but it was a very good show. It was cool.
Briana:It was good If you can watch it. you definitely should, because these like it's an art for them.
Cris:So yeah, they're really into it. They were crying about cocktails. I was like that's crazy.
Briana:The only time I cried about cocktails are like two in the morning.
Cris:Two in the morning, we're getting our decisions. Why do we? do this In an alleyway A couple of times I was also drunk. I was spinning and throwing up. I said, God, please, I'll never do this again.
Briana:Please just take it away. Oh no Feel me. I usually do that the morning after.
Cris:Oh my God, one time I got so drunk I'm drinking the OG Four Loco and I was barfing in my buddy's house I was living with him at the time and I ended up with no clothes on a blanket he brought me I was naked and Grahams was his grandma. We called her Grahams. She walked in and was like she's like ours, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, i think I just ate some bad food. Clearly it was not bad food.
Briana:You were trying to hide it from her. Yeah, i was in the nude. Well, i mean, you can't hide the nude, but you were trying to hide that you drank.
Cris:Yeah, i was a kid, i was 19, 20 years old And I was living at the house. I didn't wonder if there was a bad influence on her son. Puppy Grahams that was a nickname, That's a cute nickname.
Briana:How cute did she, was that it she just left after?
Cris:Yeah, she said, oh, okay, And then close the door and left. That was the prime years of my life, parting years, not like in life years, sorry.
Briana:Anyway, one of my cousins, he said that he went to a I forgot a party or frat party or something, and he said that one of his oh yeah, one of his friends was pledging a frat and he had to, because he was with him, do the same thing as him And they had to drink. I think they drink like they had to drink three, four locos. Three to four, four locos. The hell No yeah, He said at the end of the night they were like dead, dead.
Cris:Yeah, that had got bad, that's how they were speaking. Yes, they had to get brought back to life. Why is that sentence so hard to say? Wake me up inside.
Briana:Bring me back to life. That's the name of that song. Save me, evanescence. Yes, imagine you go to like a karaoke place on a first date or something And that's a song you pick and you're doing like both roles. And the person that you're on a date with is like oh, they really went for it.
Cris:That's a good one.
Briana:That is Well. Speaking of first dates, I'm doing amazing with our sagus today. Yeah, It's a segue.
Cris:Okay.
Briana:I'm doing amazing with our segues today, Speaking of first dates.
Cris:that's our topic for today.
Briana:Is that for No?
Cris:that's rock show.
Briana:In the car. I just can't wait to pick you up on a very first date. It's a cool live.
Cris:Oh, is it wrong.
Briana:Yeah, speaking of Blink, wow, it's like we're seasoned podcast people.
Cris:By the time this is released, we'll have seen them and I'm like dying. I can't wait. I've been a fan for ever. 10,000 middle school 2002. Let's go.
Briana:Are you going to scream?
Cris:A couple songs. I don't know all their songs, i just know a few other songs. Well, a good amount of other songs, but it'll be, fun First date. It's a good topic.
Briana:Yes, so our first date. You saw it.
Cris:What.
Briana:What was our? I know I asked you.
Cris:I told you earlier.
Briana:What was our first date?
Cris:I'd say Barnes and Noble.
Briana:You said Barnes and Noble, was that not it? No, we were talking about it. And you said Barnes and Noble Well, it wasn't. And we were like, was that really a date? because we weren't really like dating. We just kind of hung out as friends, Like that's when we hooked up. We didn't hook up that day.
Cris:Not that day, but we were just hook up friends, I think.
Briana:You were in, you had your own life, like you had a job and everything, and we kind of hung out a little bit, talked a little bit, hung out a little bit. This is before you left to New York. So this is. We just hung out.
Cris:Okay.
Briana:But you thought it was Barnes and Noble. That's cute, do you remember it?
Cris:What we did Barnes and Noble Didn't I buy something.
Briana:Yeah, you were getting a journal for someone. I mean it could have been for another girl, i don't even know.
Cris:But I think it might have been.
Briana:Really I think so.
Cris:Wow, i don't even know if that's what I bought. I'm just saying, if it was that, i don't know, maybe you know, i don't know I don't think that was our first date.
Briana:I thought we were just hanging out. Our first date, i think, is when you came back and we started actually talking and you asked you had that show in upland. and you asked me and you were like, hey, do you know where this is You? and then we went and we went to that. We went to Corey His tattoo shop, his tattoo shop.
Cris:Oh, i went to get the tickets.
Briana:What is it Downtown upland? What's it called Downtown upland?
Cris:It's closed. now, i forgot the name.
Briana:Shit Give me.
Cris:Okay, so back in the day I used to play music and I got hit up by this venue which I did not know, that you have to sell tickets, and I was like they hit me up, they they like my stuff, they want me to play The wire, the wire It was a wire.
Briana:It was called the wire.
Cris:It closed down since, but they hit me up and they're like do you want to play? And I was like, yeah. And then one of my buddies was like you know, you have to sell tickets, right And whatever you don't, you need to pay. And I was like what? No? So they're like Oh, yeah, you have some tickets. And then I want to go pick them up. I think they gave me 25 tickets and I didn't know that many people, but I try to promote it and I sold, i think, 24 out of the 25 and I only sold 24. I really sold maybe like 18 or like 15, and your aunt and uncle bought like fucking 10 tickets and they had like three people. Oh, did they really? Yeah, they bought like three. It was just you, chris Shelley, who else went. That's it right.
Briana:Yeah.
Cris:And they bought like 10.
Briana:I don't remember that And I was like.
Cris:I was like what the heck? Yes, I don't. Because when I got there, they're like oh you, you'll owe this much at the end And I was like what? I was like fuck, he was right, my buddy was right, so I had to pay back. I had to pay them 10. You had to pay to play pretty much Pretty much And I thought that they like found me and I was like yes, how rude of them.
Briana:That's every venue.
Cris:That's pretty much every venue, every little shit hole in the wall. But yeah, i only had to pay 10 bucks and I was like the happiest ever. I was like fuck, that was a success to me, it was so cool Anyway well, that was our first date.
Briana:We went up on the scope out that place. We stopped by Corey Miller's tattoo shop. We stopped at the ice cream shop right by the tattoo shop And we got like just like a hot dog ice cream. I remember I wish I did And we just hung out. That was our first date.
Cris:Cute, I'm cute See.
Briana:I took you, i drove you.
Cris:Sorry, i didn't have a car at the time. She's got to rip it in I took you.
Briana:I mean, i don't care, i'll take you anywhere, okay that was a good first date. Yeah, So that was our first date, But also we were, we were just there for one of my friends first dates one of my friends. She went on a date. They met online, And so that's part of like why we're talking about this.
Briana:Oh yeah, She just went on a first date, and so that's you know, kind of like, why we're bringing this up. Like it was online. We were there, we weren't there the whole time. It's not like we met up with them. We sat there with her, but we were in the same place.
Cris:I was confused. Just part of, like you know it was a coincidence that we were at the same place.
Briana:We were all the way in the back. Well, no, actually we were really like the restaurant that they went to, so that's why we were there. But they, we would got there early but they'd happen and be there at the same time as us. But I mean, hey, any friend, I'll be there for your first date. I mean I won't.
Cris:Yeah, i was kind of confused at what you were saying, but we were actually, coincidentally, at the same spot as her best friend.
Briana:Yes, and you know what?
Cris:First date and we're just it was cool.
Briana:Yeah, i'll you know, and I was partially there as, like you know, security, like I even told her like, hey, if anything's wrong, if you need, if you need to like talk, like I went and talked to her before I said I'm in the back, just text me bathroom or something. Walk to the bathroom. I'll walk to the bathroom with you.
Cris:Again, coincidentally one of the bathroom at the same time.
Briana:I really had a pee. I really had a pee.
Cris:Yeah, she did too Yeah.
Briana:So, you know we were there for that first date, So that was fun.
Cris:That was the first time we've done that.
Briana:That was the first time we've ever done that Yeah.
Cris:And last time Maybe.
Briana:I'll go on a first date with any of my friends.
Cris:Who knows?
Briana:Um, so I was thinking, if you're in a first date, like, what do you do to break the ice?
Cris:First dates are so awkward.
Briana:They are very awkward.
Cris:If it's someone you don't really know, especially if you meet someone online or like, meet someone randomly, and you get their info and you want to go hang out on a first date. You don't really know them that much and you have to ask the awkward questions and try to figure them out, see if you're really like, and then sometimes you don't even know if you liked them on the first date. Um, but ice breakers, i don't know. I mean, i'm probably like one of the funniest guys ever, so it's easy for me.
Briana:You just bring your own ice picks to break that ice.
Cris:You just come hauling it in ice Breakers, not in my vocabulary, i'm just kidding.
Briana:You're the um. What's his when he goes freeze from Batman? I know It's what you're thinking.
Cris:Yes, Dude that guy that guy's icy Um ice breakers. I don't fucking know. I take a couple shots so you can loosen up a little bit. Yeah, cause it's so tense, right, if you're going on a first date with someone you don't know, it's kind of like, oh, this is weird, yeah, and what questions?
Briana:do you ask?
Cris:I haven't hung out with someone on a first date in a long time. Yeah, you haven't. Um, are you going to?
Briana:be like this, though People are going to think you're crazy. What do you mean? you haven't, we've been together for 10 years Getting a little crazy, to be honest. We've been together for 10 years. What do you mean?
Cris:But uh yeah, have you been on any awkward first dates? I don't think so. No, i think ice breakers is uh getting drinks and uh getting drinks, and.
Briana:I think it's different, like it depends like what age you are and stuff.
Cris:Sure.
Briana:Like I've been on a first date in high school where it was so awkward Like you. you know, you are like, uh, i don't know some guy. So, these are some questions that you can ask on the first date to break the ice. Okay, Given the choice of anyone in the world who would you want as a dinner guest?
Cris:Never ask that.
Briana:I obviously, but you know, you can kind of like tailor it to your like. I would be like Hey, if you, if you could have dinner with three people, who would it be Dead or alive?
Cris:Yeah, that's.
Briana:See, and that gets you thinking.
Cris:Yeah, yeah, i think I would spin it to some funny questions. Maybe that'll be good.
Briana:Yeah, next one. What's your most treasured memory? I've asked you that before, like what are some of your best memories from childhood?
Cris:Four years in. I don't think it's a first date question.
Briana:Yeah, I feel like that's probably more for a little more serious.
Cris:A little more serious, that's true.
Briana:What would make a perfect day for you.
Cris:That's a good one. These are all little cheesy, but.
Briana:But you need cheesy for a first date to really truly get to know someone.
Cris:First dates are so cheesy. What do you like to do? What's your favorite food?
Briana:What's your favorite food? I love that one Yeah.
Cris:It has to be everything or I'm like Max, never mind.
Briana:You want a girl to say everything?
Cris:Yeah, To make it easy, you know. But so when you say what do you want to eat, She knows what she wants to eat.
Briana:Sorry, ok, so now we have some tips to prep for the first date. Choosing the place.
Cris:Choosing the place beforehand. How do you choose? No ifs, ands or buts?
Briana:You don't want to have buts on the first date.
Cris:You know how you choose Men. You choose. You choose the date Because you're going to get the scene in the notebook when Ryan Gosling's Charlie and Rachel, Charlie and Rachel. What do you want? What do you?
Briana:want. It's not that simple. That is my favorite. He is like Emotions. It's like heartfelt. What do you want?
Cris:Damn, you're in the wrong field. You need to switch from stay home to actress. I mean.
Briana:Let's go baby. Call me Hollywood, let's go baby.
Cris:You don't choose Men, you choose. You don't say what do you want to eat Or what do you like This or that. You choose a place. Maybe it has to have a big menu, So there's variety And you just go.
Briana:Make sure it's sick though. Yeah, imagine you choose Boiling Crab and then you show up and the person's like I have a shellfish allergy.
Cris:It's like on a long came Polly. He's allergic to Indian food, spicy food, and he's like blowing the rest of the world. And he doesn't say nothing.
Briana:What am I thinking of? There was one where they went on a date and then They're telling about Mary And his eyes are like slits, like his face swells up so much on the date.
Cris:That sounds weird.
Briana:I don't know That was some sort of movie, sorry guys, but yeah. Well, my friend who just went on the first date she chose a restaurant because she knew that where they were going they had games, which is perfect because You could focus on the game, not that. It keeps the conversation going. You don't have a lull in your conversation.
Cris:Yeah, you don't have dead ends. That's a good one.
Briana:You're not like your hands on the table fidgety. You could hold cards, You could hold a little piece. You could move stuff around. I feel like that's a very good detail to keep in mind.
Cris:A tip for guys is to offer the choice to the women one time, one only. And if they don't say a place, then you say, ok, i'll figure it out, don't worry about it. And then you should choose a place, just choose it. I agree with that, yeah.
Briana:Yeah, don't make her try to keep guessing Like, oh what? This place, this place, that's good. Yeah, i like that tip. Well, she chose this restaurant And then actually come to find out at the end of their date One of the waiters was talking to them. The restaurant she chose is actually one of the top first date places because of the games and stuff.
Briana:But the best part is that they have this little policy, i guess, where, if someone gets stood up there, someone's there waiting for their date. Their date never shows up. All of the staff by.
Cris:That person drinks hell Yeah, baby, that's nice This play. we should shot this place off Guildhall, whittier, california. Good have good food, good games, good vibes.
Briana:Yeah, but if you're there for a first date and your date shows up And it's a little awkward they give you a round of shots like it, like your friend got. Okay, we're gonna do that.
Cris:That's good. Yeah, you get around a shot.
Briana:Yeah, you buy around a shot keeps the night going ice breaker.
Cris:Oh, they say ice breaker, take a couple shots. Nice, i thought I didn't know what I was talking about until that part.
Briana:You just popped up all of a sudden. But yeah so choosing a place, don't over complicate it. keep it simple, don't make it an all-day thing too. Yeah like don't Try to plan like this and then this and then this, because if it doesn't work out like imagine you have to Like like you're in a city three hours away.
Cris:Sure. So that's a very good point. Make it quick, make it a good place, because in that short amount of time you'll know if you're into it or not. If you're not into it, you get out of there quick and you both are like oh yes, it's done. If you go through it quick and you both love it, you're like I can't wait to hang out with them again and you plan the next thing boom, boom, boom, faster to get it in boys.
Briana:I mean, if both parties want have fun, yeah, but if things go well on the first day, you could still like continue it. Yeah, it's spontaneous. You could even be like, oh hey, look, i just saw this bar down the street. I just saw this museum down the street, like we did.
Cris:What, after guilt, all we went to this time, oh, Yeah, the night going baby, we did a little awkward, but it was fucking tight. Baby, let's go. Keep it going, that's a good one. Keep it going if you feel it, and that's why you keep it short imagine there has been instances, probably In earth, where the day is horrible and one person's like enjoying it. The other person is like I hate this and then like let's go do something else.
Cris:The go-to is how I have to get home, i have to do, i have to go to sleep, i work tomorrow, i have this, that, but that's just funny thought.
Briana:Yeah, no, imagine like, how do you get out of that?
Cris:Yeah, awkward.
Briana:Hope you survived it Next. Okay, so you're on the first date. Things are going great. You're feeling it Hooking up how far do you go.
Cris:Hmm, hmm, it's a good one. That is a good one. Again, it's all in the feeling you could tell what type of girl she is right if she's really really into you or she's into you only. It's either one into you or into into you, and if it's the into into you into squared, you're getting it in on the first day. Baby. Yeah, if you're really into each other into squared, i Think it's Fine to do the deed the first time.
Briana:I think there's a lot of factors, because a million factors, but that's why I said into squared that covers all the factors, but you're so many factors, what do you mean it into? just doesn't cover it.
Cris:I know into is probably just a kiss on the cheek Quick pack and say, oh, walk you to your door. We should do this again sometime.
Briana:You think two and twos is just getting it in yes. I don't know like I have friends like they're. They're like the whole spectrum of I.
Cris:Think two and twos is on the day. You're all over each other holding hands already, like flirting, body flirting, not just like talking flirting.
Briana:That's the thing, though to like how close you get like, even just like your knees touch, like yeah, knees touch like a hand touch 100% of the hand touches. Always do is just touch your hand not just touch the hand.
Cris:I think you may like touch my crotch region.
Briana:Your hand is your crotch.
Cris:Super proud when he says when she says This guy, try back with scratchers, he's like. the funny thing is, my back is no kidding, i'm like. I think more physical during the day, like you think you might be able to get in or slip the fingers.
Briana:I'm just saying that's real life. That's real life. I feel like there's a bunch of Factors. So like your age, for one, yes. Like if you're younger, you might. You might be a little more reserved.
Cris:You might not be able to like you know you might not be able to agree with what you're saying. I don't agree with that. You don't have to, okay, hey, do you think what else?
Briana:Familiarity, like do you feel like you're familiar with this person, like how long have you been talking to each other?
Cris:Yeah, that one I agree with okay, thanks.
Briana:Drinks Have you had a few drinks? if you've had a few drinks, you might be, a little more like.
Cris:Hey, what do you see?
Briana:goose you might be ready to go, Yeah you know the saying. How does it go? The goose is the goose.
Cris:The goose is loose. What's?
Briana:good for the goose.
Cris:What is it? What is it? The alcohol makes you tell the truth, or something? Oh no, oh no, i know that's not it. I know that's not it, but what is it? You know what it is drunk thoughts are sober words something like that Yes, yes, what are you doing? That's what I meant to say, you know.
Briana:Close. Yeah, you were real close.
Cris:Okay, next.
Briana:Yeah, so this factors that go into it, but Would you hook up on the first date?
Cris:It depends, if it was, if all the, the factors, all the factors were there. All the boxes were checked, if I jerked off before the date.
Briana:How far would you go? You would go all the way.
Cris:It feels good, why not you wouldn't? I don't know you would Like your stupid face I mean, yeah, i probably would, Yeah, why not?
Briana:Yeah, yeah, why not?
Cris:Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would. That'd be the best 30 seconds of their life. What I tell you all the time Agreed, i probably would too, yeah. Damn, just chill out.
Briana:What do you mean?
Cris:I'm just agreeing with you All of a sudden, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't doubt, crack addict.
Briana:Let me give my picks. Okay, okay, dark night, i didn't get a good Sikyu, but So now let's ask some men.
Cris:The men The men Of. Reddit, reddit, reddit.
Briana:Have you ever had a safe word during sex? If so, what was it? Orange, the color, not the fruit.
Cris:I thought you were asking me about the answer I mean. Well, you are a man, orange the color, not the fruit Red, yellow, green.
Briana:Stop, use caution, but proceed. Oh, yes, is green? Yeah.
Cris:I follow martial arts rules.
Briana:You either tap out with a hand or you say the words tap, tap.
Cris:Jesus.
Briana:I like having the hand tap out option in case someone's mouth is, let's say, unavailable. Oh, flugging, it's F, l, u, g, g, a, e, n, k, o, e, c, c, h, i, c, e, b, o L.
Cris:S E N.
Briana:That's their safe word. I hate them. That's it Why. That's ridiculous. That's the point. You can't say it, so you don't have a safe word.
Cris:If they were like flakish, i'd be like hell. yeah, they love this shit, they're into it. They can't even speak English.
Briana:Ice cream. We all scream for ice cream.
Cris:I hate that person too.
Briana:Let's see Safe word.
Cris:Safe word Safe word, safe word Safe word.
Briana:Why make it complicated?
Cris:That's it.
Briana:That's why I'm thirsty. for us means stop what you're doing. I'm thirsty.
Cris:Those are the words I'm thirsty.
Briana:Yeah, we like it, because sometimes we are literally just thirsty for some water.
Cris:Oh, Jesus, sorry, i mean they go on the marathon run. They don't. They're parched. We sprint. They need their electrolytes. We sprint after we're. Like man, i drink too much.
Briana:Oh no. So what would your safe word be?
Cris:Mine is I'm gonna come stop.
Briana:That's his sentence. You have a safe sentence.
Cris:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Mine is aw man, because I'm done already.
Briana:I want you to feel safe.
Cris:Definitely feel safe. What's your safe word?
Briana:Neapolitan.
Cris:Cosmopolitan.
Briana:Sorry, carrie Bradshaw.
Cris:Carrie Bradshaw.
Briana:Carrie Bradshaw.
Cris:All right.
Briana:Neapolitan Neapolitan.
Cris:Just because you're thinking about pizza, probably I'm thinking about ice cream right now.
Briana:That's it. Yeah, i mean, i don't know.
Cris:I mean. Safe words work for some people, i guess.
Briana:But No, some people need safe words. but so I think, if you have, if you need to make a safe word, making a safe word out of something that is not so common, obviously, because you're not going to be like, oh, my safe word is I'm tired, tired.
Cris:I'm more into a safe word. When it's not dealing with the bedroom, like if you're out somewhere and you don't want to, you say a safe word.
Briana:Like when we got what the kids are safe word is.
Cris:I'm going to kill myself. Time to go home.
Briana:We just went to David Buster's with all three kids.
Cris:Jesus, that was a nightmare.
Briana:Yeah, that was our safe word. That's when we needed our safe word.
Cris:We actually have a road trip coming up and we're taking the kids, and me and brown, i keep saying how we're excited about it because we're going to Seattle, we're flying to Seattle, then we're driving to Portland, to Utah, to Vegas, and we keep saying, man, we can't wait to go. And as time goes closer, we're like when you go on a vacation with your kids. Like we said before, it's not for you, it's for them, you're gonna for them will probably be like, not on talking terms, by the time we go to.
Briana:You might get the next episode like three weeks after that one. And it'll be like this is the end of the podcast.
Cris:The finale.
Briana:Sorry guys.
Cris:It's like those breakup videos were breaking up.
Briana:We done had enough. It's just too much.
Cris:Safe word out in the community is better than in the bed, i think.
Briana:I like it. Yeah, actually we should make a safe word. We should make a safe word when we're out with each other, like and the kids are, you know, being kids and look at each other. I mean I feel like we already have that like where you look at each other, you have that look, maybe a word where we could just say a word and be like okay, yeah, i'm ready to go too.
Cris:Yeah, good one, yeah Good job.
Briana:Okay, last is our Hot goss.
Cris:What's the gossip? We love the gossip.
Briana:We love the goss. We love the goss. Al Pacino, 82, is expecting a baby with his 29-year-old girlfriend, while Robert De Niro is also having his seven child.
Cris:Jesus.
Briana:I mean, let's not judge. Wait, let's work this out first.
Cris:What's the first? Al Pacino. How old is he? He's 82. He's 82. How old is the lady?
Briana:29. 29. Oh remember, I just told you that too 53-year difference No but Al Pacino has. I think Al Pacino has a 33-year-old daughter 33?
Cris:Can you say 33?
Briana:33., 33., 33. 33. There you go, your old daughter. That's our age. But imagine you're the daughter.
Cris:I could be his daughter.
Briana:You'd be his daughter And your stepmom is older than you.
Cris:Younger than you.
Briana:Oh yeah, younger than you, Are you okay?
Cris:There's too many tequila shots there. No wonder you weren't nervous. I was more nervous. I hate you, Dude. 53-year. When he was 53 years old, She was born. She was born. That's fucking wild. I know, That is so crazy. I don't even know what to say about it. How does his dick work still? How old is he? Ew?
Briana:he's 82.
Cris:82? Still fucking, i want to be dead by 62. Hi, damn, that's crazy. Well, keep on rocking on.
Briana:They had a baby, i mean.
Cris:Is it his baby? Is it Who knows?
Briana:I mean, they know What if they're liking the committed relationship.
Cris:Jesus. I'm surprised there's not uproar about that shit, but Maybe because he's a good actor.
Briana:What I read is that Robert DeNiro, he wanted a paternity test for his baby.
Cris:Good That guy's probably broke because of his. I think I said I heard something He had a voicemail or some shit. Our phone call recorded with his wife and saying that's why he has to make all these shooting movies, because she spends all his money.
Briana:Yeah, that was true, that it was it. It's a new girl. This is a new girl.
Cris:Oh, okay, but seven kids, holy fuck, are you broke Seven?
Briana:kids. No wonder you're still acting. I mean, but why is Nick Cannon Nick Cannon's fine?
Cris:It's not fine. No, he's fine.
Briana:I see so many.
Cris:I see so many like memes and stuff about Nick Cannon. It's crazy. It's crazy because I was friends with one of the girls he has twins with and it's weird. It's crazy. Anyway, I don't even know what to say about it. Well, he has a lot of kids. It looks like he takes care of them, which is good, but yeah, it's crazy to have like 10 brothers and sisters, though.
Briana:If they see each other.
Cris:Yeah, anyway, that's wild. Well, the thing is.
Briana:I mean, hopefully they're happy, hopefully they're good, you know. You know they're well taken care of, though, but yeah, hopefully they're happy. Our last one is Scandival. See, I'm not, I'm not.
Cris:I don't even know what that is.
Briana:I know I didn't either. I'm not a part of this, i don't know anything about this, but we're talking about it. Yes, we are because it's a big, it's been a big thing. I've seen a lot of it. So I guess this is show called Vanderpump, vanderpump rules, and it's this guy, tom Sandoval, and he's been with this girl, ariana Maddox, for about 10 years.
Cris:It's a long time like us.
Briana:Yeah, they've been together for about 10 years and it just came out. I don't know, just came out. I don't know how it found out, whatever, but it just came out that he was cheating on her with her best friend her best friend And I was talking to Becca about this and she said that it was found out. What did it say? Um, it was around the time that his girlfriend, ariana's dog died. So the girl, raquel, who he cheated with, was consoling Ariana the one who was cheated on about the dog dying, while while she was hooking up With her boyfriend of 10 years.
Cris:She was consoling both of them. Oh no.
Briana:Okay, okay.
Cris:That's. that's fucked up. That's crazy, it's horrible.
Briana:And I've seen a lot of things about this Like I haven't seen anything I've seen? so many things, probably because I'm like, because you click on all the videos, so it's like this is what you want to watch.
Cris:That's crazy.
Briana:It's so sad.
Cris:But that's, i mean those actors they're not actors. Isn't that a movie? They were in the movie or something. No, they were in Van der Pump bills or whatever it's called.
Briana:Van der Pump, is it Biles? Aren't those all actors? No, that's a. it was like a Bravo show, so it's like reality Fuck all them, all those weirdos. I mean, that's still sad.
Cris:It's someone's life, it's someone's life. That's sad, yeah, super sad. You're so sad, i'm so sad. I don't care about that one, Anyway. Well, one last thing before we go Our theme song that I paid over $200 for.
Briana:Wait what?
Cris:Oh? This guy on some stupid app that you could buy music from. It says custom song, whatever. Whatever. I was on like I don't know, instagram or something, tiktok, and it was like a home improvement. Tiktok and Brianna was like looked at me quick And I was like, fuck, what did I look at? I need something bad. I was like tripping out and then you're like, was that our song? And I go back to the video. It's our fucking intro of our podcast that I paid this guy over $200 for. And I messaged this fucking guy and he says, oh, i don't say anything about custom songs, even though the fucking picture of his thing it says custom intro and outro. He worded it, so it's a custom animation. You know that animation from the intro It says all tricks and the truth with Chris Garza and Brianna. It's an art Where it like kind of moves. Yeah, that's what it is.
Cris:And I said, I said, I said you're a bitch dude. I'm going to freaking kill you when I see you. So our song is not even an original song and we're going to change it now. I'm fucking so irritated about it.
Briana:I didn't even know that. You didn't tell me that. I just remember sitting in the car and be like Hey, that's our song.
Cris:Anyway, I'm damn. He's probably from fucking Bangladesh or some shit, but I hate her song now We'll have to find a new one.
Briana:Yeah, I hate it.
Cris:He added the doorbell and the closing. Oh, that was his Custom customization.
Briana:Fucking dickhead Anyway well, we'll be on the hunt for a new song, but also we're glad to be back, yeah.
Cris:We appreciate all of you and we'll leave you on that, so we'll catch you on the flip flop later.